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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previous thread: >>160536887
>le wever is a core meme
sasuga doturds
3rd for 90% of /d2g/ are underaged and severely autistic
>>160554059
every hero can core. Just get drums and spam your spells
>>160553994
>Support has been added for Visage Familiar uploads. | LOD0: 4000, LOD1: 2000
>Visage has also been broken down in to head, body and taunt slots. | Head LOD0: 1000, LOD1: 500, Tex: 256x256 | Armor LOD0: 4000, LOD1: 2000, Tex: 512x512
>Visage hero ID and armor reference has been added to the item manifest. | This could mean Visage might get enabled for cosmetics in the near future.
PSG here, reminding you that my skill "maze walker" which allows visage to TP himself and his birds to dead units on a low cooldown, is coming in 6.89
>30 posts early
Fucking kill yourslef studpid fuggat
>>160554085
and the other 10 are just severly autistic
Reminder FNG literally, unironically had Lil kicked from VP
Reminder that
>tfw no Sheever GF
>>160554115
what the fuck did I just say i meant
every hero can support, just get urn and spam spells. DAMMIT I should sleep
>>160554185
I'd rather have mild autism than be a literal child using /d2g/ as a poor man's twitch chat
FUCK YEAH LADS.
the doggo following rylai is too cute, nerf!
>DOUBTING OUR GUYS
>VP
lol
LE DECREPIT MAYMAY YOU xD
>>160554208
the funny part that he was kicked for small hero pool
>Armlet Toggling by Ana
WINGS LOST TO THIS???
>tfw no Soe wife
okay we underestimated the slav ability to throw
>>160554231
>being such a thirsty virgin you think sheever is hot
I'm glad I'll never know that feeling
>>160554231
Feels awful man
>>160554231
>sheever will never dress up in kinky costumes for you
why even live tbqh
>doubting jerax earth spirit
Does anyone have a picture of the hero placeholder model? The dude in the green robe/turban. I can't find it on the wiki.
What ever happened to Phoenix?
that armlet toggling was pretty sick desu senpai
>memepush is back
>drow is op
>VP are good
>OG is bad
-/d2g/
>>160554414
DELETE THIS
>>160554486
>I know what having a dick in my mouth feels like
-you
That was quite amazing Diffusal Blade
that DK is a tanky ass nigga
how the fuck did N0tail just die.
why is literally everyone so bad at dota?
>>160554486
uhhh?
OG throws the game right back to VP
leave positioning to me
>>160554414
nice jinx
>>160554303
I always believed in VP
>>160554580
no armor no ehp
Dotards
>eu vs eu
>its literally both teams trying their hardest to lose the game
huh
>>160554580
no warcry = no armor = insta dies to right clicks
>>160554580
slardar aura makes warcry only give you 5 armor
team was too far
drow hits hard
weaver has the same farm as DK and DK is a tanky ass MF. How is this balanced?
>>160554656
Has anyone seen all the NA dota teams?
Oh check the lower bracket you say?
>>160554712
>slardar aura
>aura
>>160554757
NA teams don't have to try to lose the game.
>>160554785
u got what i meant bitchboi
What did she mean by this?
how do we fix S4?
>>160554738
weaver has pretty much 2 health bars thanks to ult
also a FREE ranged echo sabre every 4 seconds
>clinkz hits just as hard as drow but he does all teh damage himself
>drow hits hard and also makes her team hit harder
Clinkz will never be relevant right?
>>160554712
>>160554785
Icefrog here, thanks for the aghs idea! :)
>>160554914
I want Bulldog to replace him.
SKADOOSH
based Sumail
>>160554914
move him to coach or wardbitch position 5 and make him a captain
>Aghs Weaver habbining in a pro game
>>160554738
Weaver can actually deal damage
>>160554785
600 aoe -20 armors
>>160555016
>repeating memes in any situation
When will the average of d2g be older than 14 years old?
>>160554906
Cook the rice, pay the price
Just as bad as a coal burner
Reminder that sumail is a balding manlet paki
Sumail seems like a bit of a brat desu
>>160554986
gank and splitpush has given way to memefight
Jerax earth spirit.
>>160554986
Given the information we got about what New Journey would be like.
I'm convinced dozens of heroes will get reworks to further their niches from other heroes while also making them simultaneously stronger.
At this point certain heroes are either too outdated or just weaker versions of similar heroes so I'm hoping this is the case, atleast to some extent
QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT
Lil HaRDy @LilJke
No mercy today
we r gonna break ur green dreams
>>160555134
It's called banter
EG lost to this?
Will /d2g/ ever recover from bandwagoning OG when they were up 1-0?
JESUS CHRIST
HOW BAD CAN ONE MAN BE
>>160555217
>>160555217
>>160555257
Does Bigdaddy have the nicest boipussy in all of dota?
>>160555217
>>160555257
as much as i don't like notail, ana and especially s4 feels like even bigger burden
navi.jerax when
>>160555324
no that's me sorry :>
>>160554814
Yes, they're experts at losing.
>Ogre's stun and slow so shit Solo wont even level them over stats
nice hero OsfFog
tfw no cute dota gf
>>160555373
pls b real
>>160555373
that is sheever
sheeverfags BTFO
>>160555435
Based blind anon, it's not.
>>160555373
hello
>>160555435
>brown eyes
The NA casters are shilling monster so much
Probably hiding the drugs sumail takes to get extra low reaction time
>S4 bating his team mates.
EPIC.
>>160555559
Monster is the official beverage of /d2g/
>>160555665
Fuck off.
>Aghs Weaver
>support weaver
>>160555665
hello shill. It's also expensive AF
>>160555665
go away Charlie
>>160555665
Does it give you the jitters when you drink it? Seems like a lot of sugar and caffeine in an energy drink.
This Weaver Aghs is very balanced lol
how is dk balanced
what a tanky ass nigga
>Weaver aghs.
Not even remotely balanced.
Fuck off.
lmao
>>160555665
Cambodian breast milk is the official beverage of /d2g/
>>160555665
shouldnt you be forcing memes in /fit/
>weaver aghs
nice game fucktards
Weaver is like good fucking Oracle and good fucking Pudge.
>>160555825
>tfw I was going to pretend to be you and post this
Seroiously though, it's broken as fuck
>Aghs Weaver is bad
-d2g
weaver aghs has been in the game since ti5. It's been more than a year now. Stop pretending it's OP
>Ramsez666
>666
what did he mean by this
wtf i love slavs now
>AGHS WEAVER
CHEERS LUVS THE CAVALRY'S 'ERE
>>160555887
>it's broken as fuck
It is not, you faggot.
It just works, it is perfectly balanced. Fuck off.
>>160555559
>is today friday?
sumail so fried
>Weaver Aghs is balanced
>weaver aghs been around forever
>took years for them to play support weaver that buys aghs
>>160555939
So has Warlock and he's fp/fb material.
So fuck off.
>>160555906
who told you that
it's one of the best aghs in game but suffers from the same syndrome as other agi carry aghs, terrible stats for it costs and doesn't help you much in killing people
>everyone knows about weaver aghs
>nobody picks it
>suddenly everyone says it's OP
fucktards
DUDE
>>160555939
What a dumb "argument"
anime btfo
>>160556009
first post first best?
>>160555998
>drow meta
>blight stone
>base hp and str hp increases
>raindrops
all recent changes that greatly favour weaver
>>160556046
TIME LAPSE
>>160556009
warlock got ass tons of regular buffs and he's still a shit hero
>>160555906
on a carry Weaver.
>>160555939
Same as Support PA like a month or so ago. Shit happens when you move a carry to support
>Literally nothing changed about Warlock
>He's now top pick/top ban
Did it really take like 10 fucking years for the competitive Dota 2 scene to realize that Fatal Bonds is the dumbest shit in the game?
weaver aghs has been in the game for ages but only based lil had the creativity to invent it
>Slav are now the best dota scene
what wentright?
>>160556045
Remember that dotard everyone said was dumb when he came up with levelling cleave over stun on Sven and getting stats over putting additional points into it?
>>160556131
>he's still a shit hero
>>160556168
ummm he got the idea from clan_iraq
>>160556168
That's not true, Alliance were kept out of TI5 with it
>16s cooldown, 0 mana cost, 1000 cast range
Literally Good False Promise
>>160556168
Powerrangers used it back when people still got bf on alch. Slavs love weaver. Probably because there's cockroaches everywhere in russia
>>160556168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv-JYdQkA_E
yall haven't even seen the true potential of weaver aghs
if you pair it with someone like storm its almost impossible to lose
>storm jumps in blows someone up
>gets CC'd and has no mana
>lapse him
>he jumps back in
>>160556272
>that ramzes reso
THE FUCK?
>another game ruined by retard shitskins
boy oh boy i cannot wait to get that last level iv chest
its about time i join my white brethren in quitting this subhuman infested game
>>160556165
Warlock is literally the same as Centaur, slow building of buffs to a climax. What really did it over was the 100% proc on flaming fist ontop of all the duration/cooldown shit on Shadow Word.
>>160556168
How new to dota are you?
>>160556363
wait hold up, time lapse restores mana too
what IS stopping a Storm from just going yolo and getting time lapsed almost all of his mana back?
>>160556131
Are u kidding? Pain in the ass in lane, good mid, good at every stage of the game, you can't 5v5 against warlock, and once he has aghs+refresher it's fucking over no matter what.
>>160556165
>Literally nothing changed about Warlock
Do you know how to read patch notes you fucking moron?
>>160556456
the fact that almost nobody builds aghs on weaver
>>160556363
does it restore mana?
and to do this you need a support/offlane weaver that doesn't build damage. It's not reliable.
Even WK aghs is OP if you run him as a jungling offlaner desu. All these heroes have potential but it takes some people with brains like lil to dare to use them in the stagnant pro scene
s4 is so fucking bad jesus christ
wtf I love Weaver now
>>160556419
purge not molesting his golems is also pretty big considering how popular SD is now
>>160556456
Time lapse literally takes you and all your stats back in time 5 seconds, dumb anime.
>>160556516
thats why you go Alch Weaver and just giff aghs. This literally happened before.
>>160556456
>wait hold up, time lapse restores mana too
It puts your position, HP and Mana at what it was 5 seconds ago.
It can very rarely be a detriment to cast it.
>>160556272
>ywn sit on reso's lap
why even live?
can EG beat VP?
wtf guys.
Why are pros so shit?
There's so much potential for OP strats but they don't do it.
>>160556547
Yeah, and all the cast range buffs across Fatal Bonds, Shadow Word and chaotic offering
Warlock isn't an overnight success story. Necrolyte is right up there about to be broken as fuck if he gets a big tweak/rework in 6.89. Sadist and Heartstopper should be reworked for sure or removed for new shit ala Death Prophet
>>160556701
Risks are frowned upon
Pick what's proven to be 'good' according to the meta and let some other idiot innovate
>>160556678
Only when PPD and Fear return
>>160556740
necro outright wins the game if he gets aghs and ults the enemy carry when he's below 50% hp
>>160556620
>Alch gifting Aghs to Weaver
Mother of god, that is dirty.
>>160556678
yes!believe!
sven and wk have supporting aghs that wins your teamfights for free too.
>someone suggests something here
>wow that's fucking retarded never post again
>pros do it and it works great
>WOWWW THIS IS SO OP
Never change /d2g/.
My friend was doing max Sun Ray on Phoenix way before pros way back when.
>>160555291
story?
>>160556991
twitch chat was spamming gay lewd memes about his legs and apparenly nearly being able to see his genitals
LUL
>DC IS AMERICA HAHAHAHAH
wtf hahahahahaahaha what a joke
>>160556991
lewd legs
I ain't watching this
>>160556991
EE is a excibionist.
>>160556991
Kinda explains itself does it not? Envy was flashing his balls on stream and his gf had to run out to cover them
>>160556950
cool story bro
>>160557065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZgljfirMA0
>w33haa is american
lmao
>>160556950
>pros didn't abuse sun ray until they fixed the jittery as fuck rotation
>they must be stupid
They do this for a living, taking stupid risk is for pubbers like your friend.
>/d2g/ crying about how OP zet is
>pros take him a couple times
>he gets destroyed
How butthurt will you be when he gets buffs
Is it okay to build midas on bounty hunter after urn and greaves? There's no time to farm, and if u don't get killing blows u fall behind in xp.
>>160557214
I didn't say pros were stupid, I was saying that /d2g/ dismisses strategies against the norm until pros do it.
Roshan will move. You have been warned.
this is better than watching dota desu
i just like misery spouting random shit haha
>>160557365
please, not again
>>160557365
Good. Make the map symmetrical for all I care
>>160557420
>their name appeared on the list
kennedy
>NO
LULZ
>>160556950
broken clock is right
>>160557365
It is literally impossible to move Roshan anywhere else without being forced to make fundamental changes to the entire game.
mafia time boys
>>160557528
Good. Change it then. Fuck everything.
>>160557365
lmao as if
>>160557365
You would basically need to move him near the waterfall on the top left or where the river ends on the bottom right. Roshan doesn't need to be moved
STOP WITH THE TERRAIN CHANGES
>>160557528
they are adding a separate objective for radiant that gives refreshed cooldown on glyph
screen cap this
>>160557365
Roshan is one of the worst things in Dota this would be a good change, just make sure you make siegeing base easier and we good
Why don't DC just pick Meepo every game if lance spam is so bullshit?
>>160557721
because meepo is like huskar, very easy to counter pick
>>160557650
I won't because you would never trade Rosh for a glyph refresh, and a glyph refresh objective does fuck all if you haven't used glyph.
>losing game
>have to use glyph
>OH SHIT WE GOTTA SMOKE THE GLYPH OBJECTIVE TO SAVE THE GAME
>>160557665
>they add 2 more ramps between top/mid and mid/bottom like League so you don't only have 1 path and the defenders need to sentry their own mini-ramps
>>160557365
>>160557365
>big spaces on the upper left and bottom right areas of the map that aren't used
>rosh pit has to be near the middle lane
>>160557721
pocket strat to keep teams on there toes during the draft. If you use it every game teams will adapt to it
>Mafia without any of the BTS guys but production, and without any of the Joindota guys/ex-JD
Why?
>>160557804
If its mid, you can flank or circle around. If its top left or bottom right, literally one path to
>>160557804
roshan hasnt been near the middle lane for 2 years
>>160557790
radiant already has better lanes. giving them an objective on par with roshan makes them too strong
>>160557721
he did it for the memes and ruin low level pubs
What if Dotard had 2, That's right, TWO whole Roshans?
>>160557365
>>160558029
what if one of the Roshans was a cutie female?
What if roshan moved out with an army to patrol the river if you killed him twice?
If she is radiant, who is dire?
What is satanic let you dominate Roshan?
who the fuck is posting flags
What if you could buy aegis from the shop?
>>160556206
lol
look at them crash and burn before any relevant LAN
tips for a #nopulse #killthegays #wardoffthegay main?
mafia with
>no bonnie
>no fwosh
>no sheever
>helen hiding her knee socks
>lurka hiding her thighs
>blaze
what's even the point
>>160558162
Kelly
>>160557962
I could see them kinda reworking some of the lanes but not drastically. Moving some jungle camps around, again, and tree lines.
>6.89 is a Doom patch
>>160558162
James
>>160558250
bts doing mafia is just them trying to emulate euhub
forced as fuck
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>160558295
what if it aint
then
i guyess
ypoure
DOOMED
who's the austic girl with the glasses?
>>160558380
Fuck off , Lina , no one likes you and your skillset is dogshit
>45% WR
lmao , linafags are fucking cancer.
>>160558475
which one? there's 3
>>160558503
>>160558475
from the left
slotherina: dc manager
lurka: masseuse and statsman (???)
helen: NP manager and translator
>>160558556
>>160558503
Haha, new shitposting meme!!! Just like /scv/!
>>160558694
>>160558738
>>160557365
6+3. This is your last warning.
>>160557105
>Envy the autist incarnate got a gf before me
THIS IS NOT FAIR
>>160558859
rofl that's 10 nigga who even cares
>>160558875
well shes ugly and looks autistic
>>160558924
he was talking about his get retard
>>160536887
>>160536887
>>160536887
New thread
Wheres bamboe
>>160558029
What if, in the event that both roshans get killed within 5 seconds of each other, a mega roshan spawns in the middle of the map, which has all of roshan's diretide boss fight abilities, but re-tuned to require the cooperation of both teams (such as soaking mechanics requiring at least 8 people to soak them). Mega Roshan despawns if not killed within a set amount of time.
If Mega Roshan is slain, the game ends and is considered a draw, and all participating players receive the one and only steam achievement for Dota 2: Mega Roshan Victory. In ranked matches, all players receive +5 mmr.
>>160558250
>>helen hiding her knee socks
We got a pretty nice glimpse of them when she stood up
>>160559086
In a shallow grave somewhere in romania probably
mafia irl is fucking terrible
anonymously online is the proper way to play mafia
>>160558986
No. Soon, you'll know.
>>160558981
I guess you like roasties, she is not one, she seems pure.
Also I think she looks pretty qt
>>160555291
>those legs and feet
Who'd have thought, envy was born to service big white cock.
>>160559156
dude
>>160559189
yes but she had one bad picture so i'm gonna feel superior fapping to futa
hahaha
>>160559189
That's because she NEVER smiles on pictures for good reason
>>160559156
>>160559276
>for good reason
because her teeth are fucked up or because she's dating envy?
>>160559189
>she seems pure.
>dyed hair
:thinking:
How did OG beat VP in 11 minutes?
>>160559189
looks like she was born with a dick
mmmmmm8
>>160559432
jerax and s4 full on rape mode
>>160559365
The former.
I don't have "that" picture though
>>160558981
>she's ugly and looks autistic
nigga you browse 4chan
>>160559529
im a 9/10 though?
>>160559574
post tummy faggot
>>160559525
hngggh
Blaze is always so shit.
>>160559529
yea but i've turned down many short & ugly asian girls
>>160559574
sure you are
why's resolution always look so comfy
>>160559574
me to, legit 9/10!
>>160559785
This doesn't look right...
why's sheever avoiding misery's arm?
>>160559883
she knows she'll never match up to his gf
[] Racist
[] Overweight
[] Gook
[] Directly responsible for the release of Centaur Warrunner
[] Bad caster
[] Known homosexual
[] Virgin
[] K-Pop spammer
[] Redditor
[] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[] Smells bad
[] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[] Supports Pendragon
[] Likes bad music
[] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[] Attempted to take down Adblock
[x] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[] "That"
[] Jewish ancestry
[] Hates America
[] Caused Gents to get a day job
[] Alcoholic
[] Samefagger
[] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[] Bad teeth
[] Israeli apologist
[] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[] Hindered intergalactic relations
[] Responsible for seizure of Demonoid by the Feds
[] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[] Abuser of animals
[] Possible jaywalker
[] Communis
what is this even for?
Watch out for Steven "Eosin" Cheng The public enemy of Dota 2 #1 Known facts:
[X] Racist
[X] Overweight
[X] Gook
[X] Directly responsible for the release of Centaur Warrunner
[X] Bad caster
[X] Known homosexual
[X] Virgin
[X] K-Pop spammer
[X] Redditor
[X] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[X] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[X] Smells bad
[X] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[X] Supports Pendragon
[X] Likes bad music
[X] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[X] Attempted to take down Adblock
[X] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[X] "That"
[X] Jewish ancestry
[X] Hates America
[X] Caused Gents to get a day job
[X] Alcoholic
[X] Samefagger
[X] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[X] Bad teeth
[X] Israeli apologist
[X] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[X] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[X] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[X] Hindered intergalactic relations
[X] Responsible for seizure of Demonoid by the Feds
[X] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[X] Abuser of animals
[X] Possible jaywalker
[X] Communis
jesus christ you guys are retards
>>160560078
eosin still gets invited to this lans?
wew lad
If you're going to attempt to pretend to be an oldfag at least get it right
>>160560226
SingSing is 160
Sheever is 190
How are they equally tall in this photo?
>>160558597
lmao
>>160560307
She is carrying him
how do you play mafia and let charlie live
just how fucking braindead do you have to be
>fuckingbad
>eosin
>odpixel
oh
>>160558062
Is hotbid not at the summit?
>>160560576
they even stacked their shots
but ben over charlie
literally wtf
holy shit they let him live
umm mafia?
>>160561434
they only have one shot and alyssa saved him so they couldn't have killed him
What's the number of targettable spells one should use to determine whether to get Linkens or Lotus Orb?
>>160561559
1 assuming its a really important one AND the split second it will save you to escape is all you need
Eosin is sooo bad
Why is the Dota 2 scene so autistic
>unironically not killing charlie first night after he did an hourlong monologue the first day
>>160562240
the fact that they stacked merlini is mind boggling
>Literally impossible
Has anyone actually got 3 stars in this? How did you do it?
Misery is so triggered right now
>>160562437
Isnt there a bug where you just switch the quest mid game and you can complete the hard ones by completing the easy ones
>>160562437
Silencer. Just press R when they start channeling.
>Stopped watching the Summit right after the last series because I thought it was just going to cut to a rebroadcast of the games
>Went to go to my own thing for a while
>Come back
>They weren't doing a rebroadcast
>They were actually playing Mafia
>tfw I really wanted to watch them play Mafia
oh FUCK
>>160562437
Just move on
>>160562645
Yeah but you have to win, and you're playing silencer.
WHAT THE FUCK AT THAT VIGI CLAIM. IS FUCKINGMAD RETARDED?
Always remember to turn and fight boys
When's it time for Sing to make a comeback in the pro dota scene?
how hard did our guys ice cube and ogre btfo DC?
>>160563361
why would you make this?
>>160563759
It was the best thing that happened today
>>160563361
why did you level bugs first 1k shitter?
>7ckingmad surrenders
ROFL
>>160563842
to kill the enemy heros, killed them 5 times in the first 5 minutes
>>160563361
good job canceling your second auto attack
>>160563978
congrats, 3k strats work in 3k. good luck increasing your shit mmr with shit builds
""USWEST""
>>160564071
we literally say a lvl1 bugs weaver go 7-0 in 10 minutes during today's esports
Opinions on picking up aghs on bloodcyka? It actually seems fairly decent to use in a team fight.
>>160564071
Pretty sure it works in any MMR since hero stats don't change and negative armor is always effective early
of course it's dangerous, but it's well worth it sometimes, it's especially useful at rune fights
>>160564147
core item
>>160564081
>playing on USW
i would rather cut off my hand
>they still managed to shill the hotsauce
based team anime
>>160564397
>NA family
>>160555291
>doesn't even say thank you
Fucking autist.
man bsj is so garbage lul
D E A D
G A M E
>>160564937
Please do not bully CLQ. He is trying his best.
>>160562645
Doesn't work - you have to actually stun or disable them (and even then it doesn't work sometimes and I have no idea why
>>160563198
I can't I'm autistic and have to get 3 stars in every quest
>>160562521
oh crap really? Problem is I've completed every quest now except for the other really difficult one
>>160565685
how is it acceptable for a retard to pick venge safelane then go 0-4?
thats when i closed strim
>>160564937
That venomancer game he played yesterday with arteezy naga gave me cancer. I feel sick just thinking about it.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH IM SO TIRED OF PLAYING THIS STALE AS FUCK META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>160565915
Meta is more balanced than since 6.82
But I want a TA patch.
>>160565915
december 12th, 'tard
>>160566056
how big is Lanaya's penis?
>>160566056
this meta isnt even close to being balanced though, where did this meme even come from?
>>160566198
from reddit
>You are now remembering that short time when Skeleton/Wraith King had that badass 20% (OF MAX HP) skill that was integrated in with his crit.
>Dragon Lance
>No longer purchasable on melee units
There.
Fixed?
>>160566260
>tfw i will never travel by bones again
>>160566198
from pick ban statist err-- from reddit.
>>160566198
what was a balanced meta according to you
>>160566130
It's NOT pathetic.
>>160566436
nice
>>160566348
a meta where i cannot predict half of the picks or bans in a game every single time. a meta where troll, PL, juggs, ember, and morph are all viable along with any other carry at the same time. a meta where meme push and ricing can coexist.
a balanced meta is where everything is viable and able to be picked, something which we have never had ever before or even close
>b-but muh pick and bans
a hero being picked a single time in a tourney and losing does not make it viable
>>160566687
no, i want you to point out a patch where the meta was balanced in your opinion
>>160566731
we have not had one, the closest we got was that one right before ti4, cant remember the patch number but even then that was far from balanced
Current meta is MEMEpush + MEMillusions + more viable carries than usual
>>160566843
>Despite this, Phantom Lancer is still irredeemable shit
>>160566779
so you basically made shit up
congrats
>>160566976
>so you basically made shit up
how so? dont straw man anon. where you even around before ti4?
BSJ confirmed to be a virgin on stream
>>160566260
>You are now remembering there was once a Skeleton king character in Dota 2
>>160566265
>Because Icefrog just fucking HATES Meepo
>>160567112
i have been around since 2006 and 6.88 is one of the most balanced patches we've had ever
>>160567178
>i have been around since 2006
suuuuure you have, i like how you didnt name a single hero in the meta or even attempted to counter my argument with anything. fuck off with your strawmans
Is TA a melee or ranged hero?
Does dragon lance work on her?
Why did you make a narcissistic orange manchild your president when he only wanted it to sate his egomania (which it is not going to accomplish anyway)?
>>160567250
your argument was "this stale as fuck meta reeee"
the counter to that is insulting you
>>160567285
iirc she is classified as a ranged hero that starts off with melee range. either way dragon lance works on her
>>160566974
>hurr illusions last 2 seconds meme its gonna be real balanced
t. icefrog
6.82 radiance pl was cancer tho
>>160567335
>>160567285
she is more melee than melee heroes
melee have 140 she stayed at 128 iirc
but she's ranged
>>160567308
Because it literally didn't matter. Lobbyists were going to get their way and be in charge of domestic policy. The CIA was going to get their way and be in charge of foreign policy. Might as well get a few laughs out of political theater if nothing else.
>>160567332
?
uuuh no it wasnt, my argument was a balancved meta was a meta where every hero is viable and viable does not mean a hero was picked once in a tourney and lost. then i went on to say the patch right before the patch ti4 was played on was the closest we ever got to my version of balanced.
you must be american, it would explain why your reading comprehension skills are so fucking terrible, please kill yourself you fucking retard
>>160567529
You must be a yuro because you sure love rewriting history
how do i deal with morphling? i just lost a game to an unkillable morph support with 4.25s stun
>>160567515
land of the free home of the brave
>>160567529
that's a dumb way of thinking about balance and it's even dumber that you think your 3k ass has a clue about what is or isn't viable when the 'viable' heroes during this very patch have changed multiple times.
6.80 had a fuckton of totally unexplored heroes, also.
>>160567591
lul, ok. re read ,my posts and then kill yourself you uneducated american swine
>>160566779
>>160566687
>>160553994
sup tiago
when are u shitposting
Icefrog here, just wanted to inform you guys about the next patch.
7.0 will bring fundamental updates to the vision and detection system, changing the sentry ward, dust and gem item functionality in a big way.
>>160567698
valvebro here and i can confirm this post
we're adding now the new Control Ward (original content do not steal)
>>160567647
Competitive Dota can be described as -
>"I know there are many, many other unique hero compositions available in this patch, but I will continue to use the same strategy over and over because I'm playing for XXX,XXX$ and am afraid what will happen if I try something new and lose with it"
It's why Wings are so refreshing.
>>160567806
wings is literally proof that this patch is one of the most diverse and favours versatility over mechanically performing 1 strat better than everyone else
>this is a pro straya dotard player when he's not playing
Uhm...Adelaide?
>>160567901
is ana adelaide?
>>160567872
wings got lucky they they played EG instead of an actually good team
>>160568025
They beat the true 2nd best team at TI twice, once in a bo5. They also stomped MVP who had just stomped OG with the same strategy
There was no team during TI6 that could stand up to Wings, the only chance was the EG rematch meme magic but they choked vs DC who were way better during the tournament
>>160568025
EG also got lucky they played against a team clowning around instead of one playing serious.
Yet they still lost.
Life and dota's not just about luck, it's also what you make of it.
Hypothetically if you take 10 identical people
5 are given access to all current Dota resources and knowledge from pro players for 500 hours but are not allowed to play the game
The other 5 are thrown into a Dota game and allowed to play for 500 hours but are given no prior knowledge of the game
Now after these 500 hours if these two teams were to face each other who would win
Why is forced 50 still at thing? Our prophet cliff farmed the entire game and had a 20 minute midas, and we had a last pick axe despite needing a support 3.5k is hell
>>160568228
the ones who are actually comfortable pushing the buttons and seeing the spells duh
>>160564280
I think you are completely right. I think i'm growing to hate straight melee sooka.
>mfw kunkka buys an aghs and pushes around my double ulted targets
>>160568228
muscle memory>knowledge
>>160564147
Never ever use it on people with more HP than you unless you check their inventory for blademails first.
Hell, don't use it on anyone without checking for blademail first.
>>160568228
The main reason a lot of people pick LoL over DotA is because shit like casting animation and turn rates take time to get used to it, even if you are told about it there is no way in hell you are landing that Lina combo consistently until you get the "feeling" for it and that requires actual practice.
>>160568641
who
>>160568637
It took me 0.3 games to get Lina combo down.
Not that I don't still miss or get juked, but like, it's literally just predicting about 0.5 seconds ahead.
Soe's existence is a beautiful gift to this world.
>>160567698
>ward
Can we now buy 1 sentry instead of 2?
>>160568758
Was it your first 0.3 game of dota ever, or just your first Lina?
Don't underestimate the importance of mechanical prowess when it comes to these games. Most people had a hell of a time adjusting when they first switched from W3 to Dota2 and that was even the same game, imagine someone brand new with no prior RTS experience. No matter how much knowledge you have, you won't even get a single last hit against a seasoned "ignorant" player.
Imagine if you had finally managed 8k mmr in ranked
You got on a pro team
You play offlane/mid/support
And then your team announces its also picked up BSJ for hard carry
what would you do
>>160568924
if i get a salary i stick it out for a major cycle, if i dont get a salary i leave immediately and stream for money until the next major cycle if i cant find a team
>>160568858
First Lina game, but that was when I was 1.7k trash too so I dunno man. It's really not that hard to actually land Lina combo.
Or anything in dota for that matter. Except a good Dark Seer ult, that shit's fuckin hard to do on its own, which is why vacuum exists I guess.
Granted before playing doto I played a ton of other games, including stuff where you had to "lead" targets or what have you.
Like Stronghold Crusader, trying to place buildings with drunks running around holy fuck, that shit required Nostradamus levels of predictions.
>>160568749
some girl who is cucking waga
>>160569064
>waga
who
>>160569176
who
>who
what do you do if you lose your passion guys?
>>160569176
he's a popular dota streamer who has repeatedly failed to go pro
kind of like sing if he was a swedish cuck instead of a dutch twink
>>160569261
singsing is not dutch..
>>160569237
fap, dota is much easier after a fap
>>160553994
so, who's gonna make use trump soundboards in dota matches and make an epic trump montage?
you might get famous like slacks did
suggestions: http://trumplingo.com/, http://trumpsoundboard.com/
>pick venge
>get shitty kda
>still win
Uh... Doturds?
Pinoys are so fucking awful at this game.
At like 9pm USW i have to switch to USE to play with peruvians because they are actually better at this game than sea monkeys.
I haven't played Silencer since they reworked his Q. What do I max first Curse or Last Word? Also is Dragon Lance + Atos a good build to go for?
why is void sniper not picked every single pro game
there is literally no counter
>>160570064
Curse senpai, do it for the slow, plus it's an aoe with huge range and radius that's almost impossible to miss.
>>160570064
Depends on the matchups. Forcestaff is core on silencer anywho so you might as well buy hurricane pike if you aren't getting any offensive forces off.
>>160570064
the thing that goes hehehehahaha ha POP is what you wanna max
>>160570149
>Jump on sniper
>Void can't chrono without catching sniper too
>End up doing no damage with chrono
>>160570149
Pudge would like to have a word with you
>>160569875
Venge is a suicidal support. You die so that others may live, her Aghs upgrade is literally for when she dies even.
You enter a game of dotes and she smiles at you telling you she will your support, she buys courier and follows you to the safe lane where she starts sapping exp.
What do you do?
>>160570519
trick question, i would dodge someone that ugly
>>160570519
cliff jungle
>>160570519
im 2k so I see nothing wrong :^)
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
CONNIE IS STREAMING AGAIN, BUT NOT DOTA
AND HOLY FUCK SHE'S PUT ON LIKE 200 POUNDS SINCE SHE STOPPED STREAMING
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
>>160570684
wait how does that even work
>>160570684 After dota
>>160570826 Before dota
>>160570826
who?
Link?
>>160570684
How horrifying
>VP has the learned the Law Of The Honeypot
>>160570684
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL WTF
CONNIE NO WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU
/lk_connie
>>160570919
iirc she got started living together with a white guy. I guess right after she stopped giving a fuck and ballooned. Remember kids, yellow fever is a disease.
>>160570989
there is no god
>>160570684
T H I C C
>>160570684
>>160570826
What the fuck
>tfw trench
>random DP
>Immediately after get an autolock SF and alch who both want mid
>fine ill hardlane I guess
>end up solo hardlane against a nyx and legion commander because two mid
it was a shitshow
and I got to hear phillipinos speak angry monkey at each other ALL ROUND
>>160570519
post her nudes. she has a nice ass iirc
Broadcaster LK_connie : To make sure that I lose weight and don't eat too much, I will try and broadcast as much as possible so you all can see and so that I will have to look at my own face.
Hum dotards?
>>160571193
She probably got dumped and now want to lose weight.
>>160570927
some qt Japanese girl who was like the only Japanese dota streamer. She had to play on the Australian server too. She was actually completely awful but she was really cute. She started streaming FFXIV eventually though and I stopped watching her and then apparently >>160570684
>>160570919
Dota... not even once
>>160571268
How did that innocent face become something so monstrous.
BSJ IS SO FUCKING BAD
>>160571336
she started dating some Swedish guy I guess
>>160571193
I can't watch this it's too sad
>>160571336
Dota 2 the video game claims an other victim
>>160571193
this is so sad
>>160571128
That reminds me of something that happened to me earlier
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
>>160571268
What's her Dotabuff?
>>160571140
didn tknow that
h-hot?
>tfw Connie's bird is probably dead
>>160570684
fuck everything man
brain damaged animeNEETs
>>160571591
her birds died a while ago, her sister threw them into the garbage can instead of burying them and she flipped
>>160571946
Rude!
>>160572000
RIP birb
>tfw Connie couldn't figure out how to explain to us in English that her bird was horny.
I never knew this Connie until 20 min ago but I feel a lot of sadness.
>talking about some random twitch whore when both BSJ and waga are streaming
>>160572169
>BSJ and waga
>>160572000
fucking birds lol
clearly she is desperate for a white boyfriend
>>160570684
>>160570826
>>160570919
>>160570929
>>160570980
>>160570989
>>160571082
>>160571123
>>160571193
>>160571268
Bunch of low test fuccbois in the lag
No wonder they all it d2gay amirite guise?
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, sissy, low-test fuccbois who spend every second of their day looking at stupid loli pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any THICC pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own lack of weight, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fatshaming on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the weight-lifting team, and starter on my eating contest team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a THICC and hefty girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Anyways your not a real man unless your woman crushes you by at least 100 lbs
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>160572391
>more salad mayonnaise, and for the dark moon!
>>160572169
>be Wagamemer
>excitedly announce on stream that he got a new team
>play pro doter with literal who tier 5 team
>lose twice against them
>next pro doter of said team
>waga nowhere to be found
>said team ceased to exist after that
>whine on stream why he can't be successful
>>160568237
>3.5k
>hell
We have a sub50iq monkey here
>>160571268
There's another jap girl that streams dota but she won't show her face.
Where's that Russo-Korean chick that looks like total damaged goods?
how is this fair
>>160570684
dear god she was such a qt
how can this happen
>>160573302
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>160573391
US west
>>160573302
Dire is a 5 stack, Radiant is a 4 stack.
>>160573448
>>160573302
>Playing unranked
>Ever
>>160573360
suffer the ravages of time
Kill me ;_;
so does low-prio just abandon (heh) any pretense of matchmaking
the mmr spread in those matches lately has been insane for me and it's not people stacking
queue time takes like 8 fucking minutes too
>>160573360
>>160570684
>>160570826
>>160571312
>>160571268
Thats what happens when you have a fat obese white boyfriend.
Our guy singsong is streaming dotards
>>160573673
Thanks Adelaide
>>160573673
adelaidetard?
>>160573728
>>160573768
adelaide
>Steam client not
waga's stream is so fucking boring
he doesn't even play music
why do people watch him
why does he pull over 5k viewers every time he streams
is his personality just amazing or something?
>>160574173
Swedes
>tfw you haven't played an actual game of dota since a month before TI
Custom games are all I have now m8s
The patch can't come out soon enough.
>>160574572
"The patch"?
>>160574690
You know, 6.89, where they add lemonking and d2g bitches about how broke he is
Are you guys hyped for the boston majors?
Ehome sweep incoming.
>>160574801
>not 6.90
>or even 7.00
So I missed all the games tonight.
Did Anime won?
>>160574801
>MK will be in every game
>he will be super OP
>he will have a 40% winrate because nobody knows how to play him properly
>the trench will finally start catching on how to play him just as he gets nerfed
>>160575154
yeah vp prevailed with 4 postion weaver
>>160570684
What the fuk
>>160570684
Explains this, DOTARDS.
/d2g/ my heart is beating really hard. Hard enough that my vision pulses with each beat.
If this is the end I just wanted to say that I hate you all.
>>160575474
I still like you anon :)
>>160575474
Don't die with hate in your heart you'll become an End.
What went so wrong?
>>160570684
what the fuck its real
>>160575164
>perus will instalock him
>proceed to jungle
>if peru doesn't get to auto lock him they will intentionally feed or legion jungle
>>160575740
I want to say that there were a bunch of new releases but if steam spy is to be relied on dota is the game that fluctuates the least from other releases soooLack of patch
>>160575612
>Dotard becomes an End in the Dark Army of Jesus Christ our Lord
What would his abilities be?
>>160572152
she's not dead you idiot
>>160572382
>gets a wh*te boyfriend, immediately turns into a fatass -1/10
not so fast Johnson
singsing still on cloud9? lol
>>160577390
why did i click it twice
>>160577390
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>160577390
my wife, dont save this
h-hey you won't kick me r-right? *looks at the chicken*
oh yeah bulba can go to boston major as coach
assasssin from OG
!!! livejournal warning !!!
>be me
>get bored of being a supportcuck
>want to get better at carry
>watch a video of miracle playing safelane jugg
>he sits in lane killing creeps for 15 minutes while getting his items, occasionally rotates to jungle or farms waves with q, gets his items and walks at people until they win
>"ok, this doesn't seem to hard. i'll give it a shot."
>queue unranked
>pick jugg
>go to lane
>it's literal hell
>my farm is dragging, my team is screaming at me, barely finish my manta before the 24 minute mark
>eventually i get my core items and we win only because of our invoker, i was more or less useless all game aside from my healing ward
>"what the fuck went wrong? he made it look so easy in the video."
>watch my replay
>notice that my lane is getting contested hard and the enemy offlaners are diving me nonstop, their supports are rotating into my lane to gank or fuck up my equilibrium
>watch miracle's video
>he's getting uncontested free farm from minute zero
>watch other pro safelane videos
>they're literally all getting uncontested free farm
>never even see a fucking enemy hero until they finish farming
how the fuck is this a thing
>>160579825
kys blogshitter
Now that VP won some games, Lil is shit talking "analysts" on twitter, quite a step up from fng the "unfolled, we are not friends anymore" boy.
>>160579825
What's your mmr?
>leave /d2g/ fro an hour
>come back and chek new posts
>less than 10
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a3/Undying_cast_03.mp3
>>160579942
Lil is so edgy
What if you could refresh your refresher?
>>160579825
are you watching a video of a pub or a pro game
anyway a HUGE part of offlaning is just abusing how shitty the safelane lane mechanics are. this becomes a lot harder at higher mmrs, usually around 6k+ average games, so offlaners are more likely to jungle
also supports put more emphasis on securing the safelane, especially if you know your carry is miracle. at lower mmrs it's just a bunch of apes who don't want to play support and pick mirana or some shit
Why are there so many smurfs in 4k ruining matches?
>You're squishy like a Jew
What did Bulldog mean by this?
>>160580384
Lul jew
>>160580349
im gonna blame mmr inflation
before they were stuck in 3-4k mmr but now they've migrated to 4-5k mmr
>>160580349
>>160580453
4k to low 5k is the cesspool where terrible braindead players gather. my smurf is in this bracket and i can't believe these people actually enjoy playing dota.
also 4k is where most bot accounts calibrate i think.
>Bulldog is the mascot streamer for alliance
>>160580317
Then OD can spam his ult non-stop and completely drain everybody's mana.
who is the chris christie of dota?
>alchemist can gain 300 gold from a bounty rune
How is this balanced?
singsing playing carry abaddon
New hero :
Sniffle , The Sniffer
Int, Meele
Skill 1 : Powder Snow
Throws magic snow powder on the ground. Whoever consumes the magic snow powder will temporarily get full HP and bonus movement speed and takes less damage.
The enemy can consume the magic powder.
The duration resets for every stack added.
Powder consumed per second : 1
Movement speed per consume : 4%/5%/6%/7%
Damage reduction per consume : 5%/7%/9%/11%
Full HP max attack taken : 1
Buff duration : 8
Powder Duration : 5
Cooldown : 14
Skill 2 : Smokey
Sniffle hits his tabacco and takes stances of Powder Snow.
Duration doesn't reset
Max charges : 2/3/4/5
Duration : 15
Restoration time : 30
Skill 3 : Grab
Grabs the target with your both arms disabling him and you.
This ability cannot be interrupted by any disable except from cyclone and hex.
You can only attack with "Sniffle's Gunshot" at this rate.
Duration : 3.5/4/4.5/5
Cast range : 150
Cooldown : 9
Skill 4 : Sniffle's Gunshot
Sniffle become's range for 6 attacks while dealing lethal damage.
This attack has 50% chance to hit and increases by 10% for every Snow Powder buff or when MKB is equipped.
Chance is 80% when using grab.
Damage bonus : 125/225/325
Damage multiplier : 150%
Duration : 10
Cooldown : 40/35//30
>>160580656
Nani?
singsing playing carry wisp
what is up, 'turds
>Jugg wants safe
>I wanted to carry but w/e, I'll support
>give him freefarm
>he first builds linkens because "they have a Legion"
>we have a fucking OD
>lose in 27 minutes
Region lock WHEN
wodota
>>160580734
add laid?
>VP are the strongest team right now.
WHAT IS GOING ON LAAAAAAAA
>>160581205
>Actually important Major right around the corner
>Actually good teams aren't giving away their strats for some meme tournament and let CIS teams have some scraps
>Shadow Demon + Luna every other game
This shit is actually so fucking annoying to play against.
>>160581350
That's why you pick Warlock/
really loving this meme tbhlads
>>160581548
PA can fuck you up tho.
>>160581548
>enemy gets bkb, eul's or blademail
What now smart guy?
>>160581548
>arcane boots instead of aether lens
Quick guys I have 5 minutes before my mum comes home again. Post your lewd dota anime pics
>>160581758
Luna has Aghs at 14 minutes from Jungle.
If you force enemy to buy 14 minute BKB you won the game already.
>>160581758
>Luna comes off with High Orbit Ion Cannon to teamfight.
>Eul yourself.
>Now rest of the team takes more damage
?
why are you people even near luna if you're not intending to burst her down
what if od with aghs ults clumped up meepster
>>160581295
remember how people thought na'vi were good because they beat wings and got 1st at some honeypot right before ti6?
really fires your neurons
>>160581907
Just Eul Luna so she can't lucent beam anyone.
>>160582132
>Luna pops ult
>Eul luna
>Luna is now safe from harm while the HOIC lays waste
Good shit mane.
Theoretically who is a better manfighter, manta+diffusal jugg or manta+diffusal void?
>>160582051
luna is no longer the squishy girl you once knew
>>160582180
What if she has linkens sphere
>>160582225
whoever crits/bashes more
>>160582225
with both ults up ?
>>160582225
Jug because of his 35% chance to crit 200% vs void whos time lock is 100 damage
I'm really starting to hate this support void meme.
Dtards?
>>160582225
Jugg, but it's a bit of an RNG fest. Void can timewalk off 1 bunch of damage but after that he'd have no mana, neither one would, actually.
Or do you mean in general here and not them 1v1ing each other?
It's fairly situational. Jugg is much more reliable and all around more well rounded, but Void has bigger strength peaks.
>>160553994
>play a horrible game as support/carry
>2 in the team are screaming report me
>sperg out in postgame chat about how bad other people were doing
>I use my 1 remaining report to counter report the first guy who started the report me bandwagon
>We have taken action against a person you reported
>one extra report for your service to the community
>mfw
>>160582225
Void wins thanks to backtrack.
>>160571193
https://twitter.com/Connie_1015/status/799661646117339136
GANBATTE CONNIE CHAN
>>160582859
>500 followers
>over 2k tweets
What the fuck
>Jewish suicidal best friend says he will die if he gets low priority
>report him anyway
>next day the news says he necked himself
LUL JEW
>>160582989
thats normal tho? japs like twitter
>>160583086
You know what they also like?My dick.
>>160583345
post pic then
>>160583395
Don't be lewd.
https://twitter.com/Connie_1015/status/755050678213414913
what exactly is the semantic value of this
>random balanced James Bonds man
>get 5 man bonds+rock
>instant abandon from enemy pugna
Feels good
nice thread doturds
>alch gives aghs to lc
>he duels someone
>win the teamfight because they cant kill him and the other hero is useless for ~6 secs or whatever
>repeat
Why dont dota players have any common sense in stuff like these?
>>160583975
dota players are really smelly and stupid
>>160584053
I really really love sundress
>>160584053
Nice neko, dude.
she has a tail lol
>>160583975
Its 8 seconds actually and I dnno why pros don't buy aghs on LC, its really good
Once you can kill anyone in you're duel, aghs is perfect
Either you eat all the stuns, or you just win the teamfight
>play Bloodseeker
>Dragonlance gives great stats and is on a lower cooldown than regular force staff
>only half the range on enemy heroes
I am conflicted. Force staff is a lot more damage on a ruptured target, but it's not 20 agi 15 strength and 10 int and it's on a longer cooldown, it's such a good buildup too once you're 6 slotted.
>>160584448
forcestaff on bloodseeker is shit
kill yourself
>>160584370
Exactly, you either waste cc for someone you cant kill or lose a teamfight, even if you use an eblade onto them, they are still disabled for a long time and nothing they can do about it
>>160584448
>>Dragonlance gives great stats and is on a lower cooldown than regular force staff
Nigga you're thinking of hurricane pike, an item that costs almost double of what a force staff costs.
>>160584473
Fite me fggt
Force staff is the best item in the game. Save your retards, save yourself, move enemies, combos with ult, builds into Dragon Lance now.
I mean, I'm not talking carry Blood, I'm talking Aghs position 3 Blood. If I was carry BS I'd just build the usual agi carry stuff except with blademail.
>>160584514
Yeah that
Medusa is kind of good right now but what's the best item build? I don't want to go with the gay linken manta shit
>>160584647
neck yourself
hurricane pike on pugna?
>>160585082
Pike yourself
>>160585082
whats with this obsession with making pugna cute?
its some kind of abomination isnt it?
>>160585213
>>160581350
>enemy team also has a drow
When will this shit stop?
I have to force a teammate or myself to pick SD when an enemy picks luna+drow
Adelaide is getting married!
>Wings
>0-2 by VP
What the fuck happened?
>>160585247
Pugna's not even a girl.
Sorry lads.
>>160585738
maybe if you convince yourself of that
>Tell /d2g/ about 6 months ago that Agh's on weaver is core
>They call me 2k trash
>Now they're crying about how broken it is
Like clockwork
>>160585440
Wings weakness appears to be Disruptor.
>>160585864
Disrupter is OP
I don't feel like I deserve the win unless I carried me and my team
That's also why i never play supports, i feel like i get carried
How do people main supports when they play solo?
>wake up
>maybe today is the ady I quit dota
>fuck it I'll just check who's streaming
>our boy sing
>notice d2g is still open since yesterday
>maybe just one game of imba
>it's sunday
>maybe sunday is the day I quit dota
>>160585440
Free BKB carry + Glimpse is OP against Wings dual lane offlane
They revealed their strat before Boston
>>160586235
I find satisfaction in setting things up for my team. I prefer TL and SL in RO2 too, I like seeing my background work come to fruition. when your ward saves your retard carry from a gank when he has no buyback at 52 minutes you feel gud, and the fact is you carried pretty hard
>>160585943
>supports
>OP
big guy here
streaming on swayzesghost :^)
>>160586235
This >>160586409
It also feels good when you deward every ward planted by the enemy retarded fake supports
watching them blaming their carries "muh carry can't farm!"
did sing just reinvent meta?put Luna ult on qop, blink in, veil and qop ult -> 5 man wipe
>>160586823
thought of that a long time ago
>>160586409
>>160586739
Sure but then there are times when your carries are complete retards and you sit there, trying to ward but can't because enemy supports have a ton more gold for sentries and perhaps a gem.
Not to mention that you can do nothing to win if your carry is not gonna try, you just sit there waiting to lose since no matter how much farm you get its up to your carries in the end. That feeling of being so helpless, that's what kills me
>>160585247
>>160585813
stop stop stop, pugna is my main and I never saw HIM as a cute girl. Stop giving me confused boners.
>>160586823
>avoid fights
>get bkb's
Your core strat just got fucked in the ass
>>160587020
>avoid fights
>in 2015+1
I think not old man
When you queue after 3AM in your local region it's a guaranteed loss every time. In EU west you get saudis kazaks and shit. I really should stop doing it.
>>160586576
>havent played in over a week
>play 1 game
>team feeds clinkz nonstop
>vlads first PA with no phase or anything
>vanguard aghs axe
>lion insults team so lifestealer the only decent player buys a rapier and feeds it to clinkz
ok
>>160587628
you mean to tell me that saudis and kazaks play dota before they go to school in the morning?
>>160587628
tell me about it
i went to ranked at 5am, people were so tired that no one even nominated heroes to ban
>>160574173
His chat is literally le Ieddit. He has thousand of mods that bans anyone that does not follow his chat rules, you can't even criticize him or talk about his plays or anything like that.
>>160587683
Yes. Or they dont have school.
>>160588087
so they just get up at 6 to grind? then why are there no muslims in pro dota?
>play WK
>enemy instapicks invoker
>EMP+Coldsnap dead in every fight
>enemy invoker gets 700 gold every time I die despite how behind we are
it's like getting raped by memeback and invoker at the same time. This hero is so goddamn shit
>>160588287
3 are on EG
>>160588375
"ok" "rashid" "al" "said"
Dota is a muslim friendly game!
>>160588287
Any time not spent playing Dota is time wasted not fucking goats, stoning women or beheading europoors. It's just not worth it to them, Sumail only put up with it so he could bring his 9238392198 family members over and stuff them into apartments with his winnings.
dude can you imagine being a cleric in the muslim golden age? that shit must have been cash as fuck
three things we need:
monotheistic cleric heroes
bard heroes
revolver ocelot-based heroes
>>160588709
>monotheistic cleric heroes
>>160588616
>Sumail the younger sibling brought more money than the older sibling
I bet Yawar begs Sumail for free gaben hats
>>160588737
we need an accountant hero too, someone who increases your gpm passively and never leaves base. and a goyim hero, someone who can take the blame and who can't decide for himself what to do
>>160588827
>goyim hero, someone who can take the blame and who can't decide for himself what to do
We have those, they're called "pub support players"
>tfw ramzes is playing from the womb
>they're gonna have to pause when his mama is ready to give birth
>>160588924
How does someone that young even get into dota? How many years do you have to play to become atleast some pro level? Considering you try hard all the time i'd say atleast 3-4 years. He is what, 16 now? What parents allowed their child tryhard at the age of 12, really
>>160589210
it's the only viable career path for a young russian lad
>>160589210
i was in competitive esports at 12-14
its quite easy to get into
>>160589283
Did you not have parents, were they working a lot and you could just sit by PC all day?
When I was 12 I barely got to play stuff because I had a big brother and a bedtime
Post might be entirely pointless. But holy crap I've tried DotA for a few days and my god its complicated.
This is coming from a former plat LoL player, top 50 raid tank in WoW/2.2k arena rating, winner of Super Smash Bros melee tournaments(TLDR;Nothing special but somebody who's done plenty of competitive gaming) and I can't get over how overwhelming this game is.
Like props to you guys, I really wish I was younger(time) because this seems like so much fun to get into, but something you just have to dedicate time to learning. Like I start with EVERY CHAMP WHAT. There's a courier?! You kill your own minions and zomg secret shops and stuff. Every time I start up the game I poop myself because idk wtf I should be doing haha.
Anyway, this is pretty much just a fluff post. If there's anyway you guys think somebody with limited time could learn the ropes of DotA 2 I'm all ears.
I mean my brain can handle a lot of micromanagement but this game...so painful...so compelling...
>>160589449
yea but all you need is a few hours each day, you have weekends and summer for extreme grinding
i guess being a younger sibling means you get less computer time
cc:160589497
This is clearly a reddit comment, why do you need to do this
>>160589497
>Every time I start up the game I poop myself because idk wtf I should be doing haha.
I'll teach you if you post pics
no diapers tho
>put brown boots on the ground
>try to buy soul booster
>IT GIVES ME ARCANE BOOTS EVEN THOUGH MY BROWN BOOTS ARE ON GROUND
Why is buying this fucking item so frustrating
fuck soul booster
>>160589653
>try to buy an echo saber while ring of protection is in your inventory
>game spergs out and buys two sages mask
just how do none of the fucking retards at reddit complain about this shit
>>160589497
i used to occasionally play with pros on ranked matchmaking in lol (t was long time ago, season 2 i think) before i started playing dota
it took me like 50 games to figure how the game works and i went to very high skill after 200 games or so (before they introduced mmr)
its not that hard to transition despite what elitist memers tell you
>>160589497
This is some Reddit-tier writing, but I'll overlook it.
Having streams open in the background while you do other things will facilitate your learning. You can see what different heroes do without having played them, and you can hear casters/players elaborate on heroes or items you may have already tried.
If you played League then you should be pretty familiar with Dota after 30 games, and from there it's just a matter of learning the heroes you still haven't played, and developing an understanding of the meta. I noticed significant improvements in my own play after about 30 games, 100 games, 300 games, 500 games, etc.
>>160589210
Kids learn very fast.
>create a new account to try and recalibrate
>play a few games
>become level 5
>play with level 80's and 100's
Is matchmaking supposed to be like that?
>>160589826
yeah, there are probably some ways to go around that but smurf detection thing but i don't know how
I woke up in the evening, as befits a truly hikkikomori, and immediately ordered a pizza Florentina 40 cm for 1499 rubles, with a portion of my favorite peppers and a delicious garlic sauce, Jack Daniels and pineapples with the elite champagne, already looking forward to the food of the gods, salivating and flow. Hurry already taken.
And you continue to count calories and starve fat rogue.
>>160589826
You assume people just magically improve because they play the game? Some people stay shit forever
>>160589885
Alfa-hikka, you?
>>160589497
it aint that complex to succeed on the average level
click creeps when they gonna die for gold
A+click your own to deny gold
buy damage if you wanna do damage, bkb if you wanna piss off mages and wards and courier if support
every 53 i think seconds go smack an ancient and run off if you wanna stack them
kill people, dont die
>>160589826
hours played has nothing to do with skill
>>160589885
is pizza + hard liquor good combo? I see it sometimes in dives
I use my free time to travel around the world, to be creative, to communicate with interesting people and fucking beautiful women, and you sit in the 4k-slops and day and night are using an avatar Christian Bale in the thread, loser) Fuck you there is a gap between fantasy and reality, probably perceive himself as a hero of the "American psycho" or you want to be as cool as it is, but in reality pimpled virgin something stuck to the smelly filthy cum computer chair))
How much games on a hero do you think one needs to play it on a competitive level?
>>160589987
good enough
Looks like there's a new fotm maymay!
Wonder if this one will last longer than the to inteligent maymay?
Shitdoters here?
As you learn to play guitar,
Compose a song about you,
How were pissed 4k creature
And feed them into the thread by shit.
EU memes are fucking garbage.
>>160553994
And Now, almost 9 am, make the cocktail mint and tonic absinthe, it is what it says about job, girlfriend, or friend? though about Putin's Labrador, tighten the collar sosema, hand already reaches into pants, she don't mind the finger in the vagina, it is very narrow for the club whores, barely comes in, though wet, very wet, to make out the word she does not know how, although it sucks in the language as a member, it gives, remember that rubber bands no, get your hand out of panties, fingers stretched grease shoved in her mouth, xhamster, Blowjob, clumsily too, although absinthe has already made itself felt, end. .
No matter how much you did not invent about me shit, cooling your asshole, you're all the same remain envious virgin omega, which dries on the fishing of herring and meat hole, constantly whining in thread and trying to discredit me and ruin my reputation, and at night you shove a banana his ass, and imagine that you kawaii trap. In this case you hardly have enough money even for fast food bags. You're just a washed-omega, flawed doek them and you will always remain. It's a pity your parents, they wanted a son, but it turned out here such here degenerative purulent defective schizophrenic shit.
Reminder to anyone that thinks time played or account level mean anything
>>160590348
>took me a while to realise we were being raided because it was just as shit as usual
>>160590404
>>160590348
>>160590478
My IQ exceeds yours in 1.5 times. Plus, you normaluisa socialmedia and just mentally healthy person. So you have eblom in the stool, and lay silently all the shit to swallow, but if you don't like something, you can fuck off to /b back.
>>160590404
>>160590404
oh crap. Sheever has spent most of her life playing dota 2
>>160590478
>raiding /d2g/
thats like putting pineapples on pizza
>>160588793
Yawar probably wants to kill sumail for overshadowing him in the only thing he liked to do, be a pro in dota
I do not know what spectacle can evoke pity even stronger. But no. Know.
What I, sitting in the sun in Los Angeles, read the message of the student, which max saw that her grandmother's village and 12 km from his native village, and who is trying to survive at the expense of podvorovyvaet of babusnica nurse from her purse and to define themselves through clever posts.
This is really a pity. Go to the ocean or something.
>>160590586
puck is garbage
>>160590617
>>160589210
>be russian
>be a gang member or be some shitty free to play game pro
He picked the right choice
Raids are healthy. They keep the threads moving at a moderate pace while esports aren't on.
>envy has a gf and I don't
>>160590689
>gang member
>>160590709
>>160590713
>envy has a gf
aui200?
>>160590769
>sotsioblyad omezhnaya
>roteshnik
>>160590790
No, helen, NP's manager (right)
Any oldfags here? We need to talk about smth
>>160590713
that asian chick in NP house tour vid is probably his sister
>>160590859
Aui would be 100 times better to be honest.
>>160590925
this desu
>tfw mom finds a pile of used cumrags under the bed
>she's just like "well you got a weird pile of tissues and socks going on there, I don't know what that's all about"
>just hang my head and go like "yea I'll sort that out.."
>tfw mom just laughed at my wizardhood
wp to her I guess
Just lost another fucking game to an SD Luna combo lads. What do I do to counter these two cunts?
whats up with EG? why arent they very good? whos the problem?
>>160591019
honeypot
>2076
>play dota
your excuse?
>>160591071
must some sort of monkeys i guess
>Envy won the first LAN he attended as a theorycrafting 5
>AUI won MLG and TI as a support
>SVG's career is too early to call a failure and was one of the two bright lights of Shit9 along with Ritsu
so 1437's actually the 4th best support player on NP, what hold does this hamburger helper hair looking failure hold over the scene to still get work
>2016
>not being able to play Invoker
What's your excuse?
>>160591284
aewfawfwfafawf awfa wf ???
>>160591253
who would they get over 1437?
ixmike?
>>160591253
Same as bulba, he just knows the right people
Life lesson desu - Knowing people will open more doors than knowing things.
>we were promised Monkey King in Fall 2016
>It's more than halfway though November
>>160591401
>explicitly get told the next big update is coming on the 12th December
>still shit and piss everywhere
Are dotards the stupidest people in the universe?
>>160591340
people say this but can never name a better free agent than bulba
>>160591340
just knock on the door at BTS house. worst case: you get a job, best case: we get strim gold
>>160591583
>Fata is on break
>the globe hopping mercenaries demon and black^ have actually won a LAN in 6 years
>>160591678
>demon black
rofl
even if you're being serious they never really accomplished anything with western teams so I dont even they'll rejoin us anytime soon
>>160591338
they need to push EE on 1437s role and ritsu on mid. Ritsu was actually good okay?
How to boost from 3k mmr to 6k?
>>160592226
Create a new acc and calibrate at 5k
>>160592386
i am too lazy how can get 6k easily not like this
>>160592468
crossdress
>>160592468
spam omniknight
follow a core around
70% winrate in all brackets
>>160592556
teammates are yeeling at me when i pick omni
does anyone know how many reports are required for low priority now?
it used to be ~15-18
>>160592468
play only mid, pick a hero that scales and can snowball hard
play 10 games a day and with 70% winrate it should take a month to climb 3k
>>160592691
mathematically having a constant 70% win rate means you're roughly 1500 below your real MMR
>>160592642
then mute all chat retard
>>160592691
This is the meme that fucks pub dota over desu. All games are just 10 people trying to do this now and never playing as a team
>>160592642
same friend. it's the prize you pay. they yelled at me cus I was shit tho, maybe they yell less if you're less shit idk
>>160592691
ah yes the NA mentality
>>160592769
I dont think any kind of math or logic applies to dota desu
>>160592828
>>160592960
I said that implying you get the same type of teammates every game. If you play support and try to reach 70% winrate your carries must be always climbing hard as well too and that happens never
If you pick a carry you need space and randoms can't always give that without feeding.
Mid seems like the only position from which you can actually carry hard/snowball and roam/help your carry farm up
Solo games are pretty much pubs, it's not dota, it's just a game. Only 1 out of 30 times I try to pull off some teamwork it doesn't work. Like if they want to contest enemy ancients when we can't or go for a smoke against void/mag team.
It's better just to focus on your own game and not listen to anyone unless you agree with them 100% (that's implying you do have some game sense)
>pudge always lands hooks on enemy's team
>pudge misses hooks when on your team
>when he does land a hook, it's usually when he's alone and the enemy team is altogether
morphling is such utter bullshit sing strim triggering me so hard right now
>>160593134
Give tips and heroes to play friend I've slowly been discovering this lately. I pick heroes like Sven, build Iron Talon and just make sure I farm, all the time. I know what it's like to be an under leveled support just walking around not doing anything so I aim to be the carry that has items and fucks that support to death.
>>160593134
The 70% winrate indicating being down ~1500 mmr from your true bracket I've found to be accurate. I stopped playing the game for about 2 years then came back to it tryharding, and sat around a 70% winrate which slowly decreased while I gained mmr, and ended up flattening out roughly 1300-1700 above where I started
>>160593134
>>160593134
do you realize that dota uses a variation of the ELO rating system? there is a ton of mathematic papers behind it
>wake up
>our guy sing is live, much to the chagrin of redditors
>>160593607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBOZCrJsAI
This is ELO
You mean Elo, named after the guy who invented it.
what would happen if I instalocked NP and never ever fought but only went for towers? stay tuned and find out
>>160593679
lol
yes whatever
>>160593607
>implying mmr makes sense
Dude there are tons of shitty people at EVERY tiers of mmr. People who feed, flame, tilt at the first death. Tons of account buyers and boosters.
There is barely any pattern to mmr
>>160593724
Works for Lycan, split push will always be viable under 4K because there's a good chance people don't have TPs.
>>160593790
the pattern is only visible over a big sample size
How do I win lads?
I focus on getting good item timings, it doesn't work.
I focus on completely shutting down the enemy cores, it doesn't work.
I just don't fucking know m8s.
>>160593679
based autismbro
>>160593824
If you do have the papers i would love to see them
Im not trying to run at you, im genuinely curious
Ranked is more about luck, not skill. If it was 1v1, then I could maybe agree on the mathematical stuff
>>160593897
just read the wiki article
>>160593859
We all have our bugbears and making acronyms out of things that aren't is one of mine.
People who write mod as MOD is another.
>>160593897
you're just massively retarded
>>160594097
>i have nothing to say so i'm just gonna insult people
Stay scrub anon
>>160591284
I've been learning how to play invoker, I do okay in the laning phase but when teamfights happen before I get my aghs I sometimes draw a blank on what spell to use. You got any tips? I mainly stick to QE, when I try to play QW I just do no damage comparatively.
>Aghs Weaver will never see competitive play
>You can't run weaver from a support position
-/d2g/
>>160593679
El Dorado is literally the only good album they ever made.
>>160594415
only VP can do it. Everyone else will stick to SD luna invoker drow
>>160593849
>I focus on getting good item timings, it doesn't work
The next step is using that to your advantage. If you have a quick Blink gank the squishiest person as often as possible, a fast Orchid can destroy a supports whole game if they get behind as well. Use that fast blink to get around jungle quicker and farm more.
It's called item "advantage", gotta use it as much as you can when you can and hopefully snoeball from there.
>>160594415
I thought Ahsg Weaver has always been good? It lowers the CD and lets you cast it on allies, sure support Weaver probably never got taken seriously but I remember people here saying how good it was at bailing out Peruvians from feeding when it was first patched.
can anyone confirm trade offers or market sales?
steam seems to be fucking up atm
>>160594709
? works fine for me dumb retard
>>160594638
>>160594651
Support Lifestealer when?
>>160593724
we get an early DC for lagg (he doesn't even try to rc), slark gets pure freefarm for 20 minutes then I abandon too. classic dota
>>160594836
said the dumb retard
how can you not like team np
>>160592691
dagonseeker is fuckin o p ia m going to boost to 5k using this
>>160595210
kys idiot
>>160594973
support lifestealer works like phoenix but much shitter, you heal guy in your but if your team mate is retarded he will jump out at 0 hp
Is Sheever really getting dicked by ODpixel?
He's a complete manlet, surely when the time comes for a baby she can't choose to copulate with him?
>>160595392
I will breed her and start a race of giants.