/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

What hero is this?

>25 memes early

kys

>>160537068
If the Gulag could be trusted they wouldn't have to be made so early but you retards would let an OP written in moon runes take off if it were first

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>tfw you're barely capable of speech but get a casting gig

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>>160537184
>moonrunes

what if there was a rune that cause runes to spawn all over the map for the next 2 minutes?

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can someone tell me what tinker does if there's 3k hp to chew through on each hero on the enemy team???

EE is a captain that can't speak but he's teir 1 ahaha

10th for slurp

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>tfw you're white and queue on a US server

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Remember guys this is the dota 2 general, not /pol/! We're here for the esports!

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what's with the cm picks lately?

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why is any cast EE does so comfy?

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>>160538125

>not blending in with your South American teammates

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>>160538017
tobi sucks chink dick just like Godz though

>>160538125
haha racist got what you deserved. HAHA

>>160538125
I doubt you have blue eyes.

All these 4chan peope claiming to be white and have brown eyes

YIKES

>>160538125
don't play west my cracker, east is still good sometimes

>>160538125
argentinians aren't white

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>>160538225
>2k MMR

Molemen aren't allowed to post on /d2g/.

misery is so shiet

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>>160538206
she's cute

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Why do pro gaymers use aliases?

>>160538235
>>160538240
I'm Canadian with milky pale skin and green eyes I'm pretty sure I'm white

>>160538237
I've had a lot more English speakers on USW though, seems every single game at least 3 people are peruvians when I queue USE

This game is fucking shit lads.

>>160538357
would u fug cm or elsa

why don't DC stop dicking around?
last game meepo
this game they didn't pick memes but they're playing like faggots

It's taken 4 tries, but Faceless finally wins a game

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>>160537884
>>160537705
>>160538302
>tfw you immediately recognize the artist

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>>160538429
because this tournament is a meme
they don't give a shit about it

>>160538429
what if they are bad

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>>160538409
cm

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>>160538541
that girl is curvy but my dick drunk. It's probably because i hate rtc so much

>Biggest slut

what did Lina mean by this?

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AHHHHHHHHH NUTZZZZZZ

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New baffle for those who were late

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>dont play meepo
>lose
LMAO

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what a fucking shit game

both these teams are shit

>>160538642
>rtc raging at kuroky
what happend there?

>>160538541
>when you're female but you look like rtz
What a curse.

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Slotherina spotted

>>160538776
first game 2016 detected 2bh

>>160538730

Post you are rarest baffles

>>160538776
Team assassin

>>160538776
the manlet euro was being a passive-aggressive bitch and the fragile uzbek couldn't deal

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who's the midget?

>>160538823
I RUN RAMPANT

>>160538823
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

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>that little Michigan cutie
>EE's THICC legs
>7ckingmad
>xiituzi
jesus christ I want to fuck EVERYONE in this house

>>160538823
ENDURANCE RUN

>>160538776
assassination in progress

Oh god, leave it to the all-american couch to pull out the fucking blankies

Really, you would think that they learned since the NA hub

>>160538823
BETWEEN THE PLANES

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>>160538541
>meme tournament
>winning team gets 40K playing a few games for a few days

>>160538169
>this is not /pol/
then explain all the soe posts

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me under the blankie

>>160538834
i didn't watch ti5

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When do the real teams play?

>>160538823
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT.

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>>160539138
OG soon senpai.

>>160539007
the summit is more about participation than money
i heard from some pro player stream (i don't remember which one) that it's most prestigious one from non-valve tournaments

>>160538823
WHATS THE FRACAS

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>>160539007
>implying 40K is enough money for five (5) people and organization cuts
yeah nah

>twitch ads that cannot be muted and don't have the pass after 5 seconds option

J U S T F U C K M Y T W I T C H E X P E R I E N C E U P

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>>160538941
That wasn't why. It was to prevent - surprise! - Envy from flashing his balls

>>160538823
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

naga eating slardar

>>160539293
use streamlink

>>160538642
Kuroky is a oompa loompa?

>>160539215
>that it's most prestigious one from non-valve tournaments
fuck off LD you jew

>>160539296
EE is so thicc

>>160538823
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>160539296
you guys told me that ee's gf was hot and she's literally kelly tier

dotards.....?

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>>160539293
Turn the html5 player off

>>160539432
chen and chaos knight are both black

>tinker manages to not lose
>he was carried instead
dogshit hero

>>160539432
Chen, LC

>>160539296
>tfw EE MADE IT AND I HAVENT
END IT ALL

>>160539465
but then the colors look washed out

>>160539215
how is it prestigious
it isnt even played at an actual venue
it doesn even have a trophy ffs

>>160539293
Use livestreamer with the gui.

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make webm of resolution "nais" & ok hand plx
https://youtu.be/rZgljfirMA0?t=3m55s

>MSS makes people watch Boku no Pico
did i hear that

>>160539578
you make it retard

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>>160539293
I have NO ads.

>Nightly
>Ublock Origin
>HTTPS everyhwere
>HTML 5 player ON

>first phase timber ban

ASSBLASTED

>>160539516
Are you on VLC? Image adjust. Reduce the gamma and then increase the brightness. Don't even touch saturation/contrast even if that's what you think needs changing, trust me it's all in the gamma.

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>>160539578
Nah

>>160539761
What country? Some end up being exempt from certain ads.

Did they just fucking remove disable help? holy shit

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>>160539516
Enjoy your ads then, goyim

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>>160539810
>fucking witcher 3 spoilers in /d2g/ of all places
Oh my motherfucking god, thank god I managed to click away fast enough. Still haven't played a single DLC and I have the whole vanilla ahead of me to get there

>>160539464
Well now we know that most of d2g aren't Asian

>>160539853
TEXAS, FOREVER.

>>160538823
QUICK SPRINT

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>>160539943
You're lucky I didn't bother webming anything else from the DLC fammo, though there are many good bits for webms.

>>160539943
get spoiled kid

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PSG HERE

One of these is the best boss fight music of all time. Which one do you choose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIX_-AMuAhY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8

thats the music that plays when you fite me irl

>>160539776
thanks

>>160539880
fug you

>>160539464
EE's gf may not be hot but she is far hotter than Kerrymirkies

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I want to fuck QoP

>>160540160
Pics for comparison?

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>>160540165
oh wow

>>160538642
what the fuck is zai doing

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>that feel when html5 player and no ads master race

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Odds: EE throws the game
Evens: EE does not throw the game

>>160540372
wtf his mom is like 22

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>>160540165
Fuck why i tough about miss pauling after seeing this pic?

how do I know if html5 player is on?
I don't trust twitch

>SEA region is so dogshit that team faceless can go on a 23 win streak but struggle against DC.

rofl.

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>>160540246
I got you senpai

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>>160540453

>>160539296
And here I tought that reddit was the only people bustin nuts over EE blankie

>>160540372
You're not master race in any way shape or form if you're still a cave ape that views twitch content from a web browser at all.

>>160540372
>tfw n0tail is a 10/10 and pulls a 10/10.

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Based ogre AM

didn't you used to have to draft at least one support with at least one stun? am I remembering that wrong?

>>160540484
faceless isn't struggling

>>160539007
>2nd place barely gets enough money to cover traveling costs
lol

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>>160540538
>2106
>still using livestreamer

LMAO MY FUCKING SIDES

>>160540508
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>160540615
streamlink bros ww@

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>>160540651
right here

>>160540615
>livestreamer

What's wrong with it?

>>160540590
>Plane tickets costing more than ~$1K

Stop flying first class bruv

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POST NUTZ

>>160540590
there are kids starving in africa dude. They can get by with a fraction of that money and they don't. Check your privilege dude

Who's casting this with EE?

>>160540870
me

>>160540730
html5 made the advantages it provided irrelevant, so it's just an annoyance / waste of time

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>NP couch cast
>the two most lucid and insightful players on the team aren't there

>>160540870
svg mss

>>160540870
my neighbour

>>160540870
3 other losers like him

why is undying now better than earthspirit?

>>160540947
Thank you

>>160541021
every hero nowadays better than earth spirit

how do I stream this via VLC?
the link player.twitch.
tv/?volume=0.5&channel=beyondthesummit

isn't working

>>160541035
your not welcome. kys

>>160541249
just use mpv & the url

>>160541249
get streamlink

>EE will never spill his juices onto you

Why even live?

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS

why is this guy swearing so much?
Daughturd's pure ears are getting defiled.

THis jew is bad mannered

I'm impressed by how much of a social chameleon fogged is. when he's with the memers at memeleague he's laughing the whole time and just having a ball, and here with the real pros he's a real pro and both feel genuine. Impressive stuff.

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This game is boring as fuck. Post goddesses.

>>160541348
>>160541338
which mpv, url and streamlink?

>>160540145
>PSG likes casual rolling simulators
>PSG unironically thinks they have good music
l m a o

>>160540945
>pink hair
>aspiring vice president of estonia
>insightful

no

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>>160541457
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>160541570
fogged has aged handsomely desu.

>>160541494

if you are going to post annedroid at least spoiler it

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>best player
>best captain
>best caster
>best journalist
is there anything he can't do

>magnus taking stacks and getting top networth
you said he was a utility cuck?

>>160541505
open the mpv ex, drag the url on twitch to the open window

>>160541494
remember when she was pure and not a short haired tattooed dyke.

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>>160541618
anne wishes she was that cute

Oh by the way guys she's casting Dreamleague now if you didn't know

>>160540791
>be gone for a week
>come back
>expanded meme coverage

MD2GGA

>>160541751
That's a guy

>>160541751
someone post that anime image of her.

>>160541751
me on the right

>>160541630
all of this

>>160541751
HRT not going that well i guess

why daughturds virgin ears are getting attacked.
I expected these animetards to be more PC

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>"win condition"

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>>160541835

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>>160541952
T E M P O

00000000000_cringe_knight

sup senpai? haHAA

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>>160541751

>>160541630
talk

>echo saber Mag
uhhh dotards?

>>160541952
Step 0: Establish map control over enemy jungle, mid lane/Roshan, and use it to farm/Aegis
Step 1: Start the snowball, finish siege items
Step 2: Siege/teamfight and don't lose

>>160542038
Please tell me that's a fat suit

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>>160542038
is watching cosplay pics supposed to make you want to commit suicide?

>>160541751
she has my same hairline

>>160542063
what siege items?
Yasha isn't a seige item. Deso is a seige item

>>160541960
the resemblance is amazing

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>build drum on bat
>lose
huh...

>>160542310
drum is viable on literally every hero

>>160542310
Blame the frog for fucking his manacosts

>>160542350
it's the worst item in teh game. Not viable on anyone

>>160542059
What if there existed a Item for Magnus, besides Urn, that could contribute to all his strengths? And speed up his farming speed?

>>160542184
Deso/Blight
Mek
Aggressive Wards
Blink Daggers
Necrobooks.
Auras.
Radiance.

>>160542426
Hello 2k

I can't tell if DC played well this game or Faceless played like dogshit

>does not give any fucks
MISOGYNIST REEE

>does not give any fucks
MISOGYNIST REEE

>does not give any fucks
MISOGYNIST REEE

OUT OUT FROM THE SCENE OUT MISOGNYSIT CSUM

what a skewer

>>160542426
>Not viable on anyone
Wow anon how did you get this stupid did you practice it

>>160542498
Faceless played like shit mostly.

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>>160542310
neigh

>lose rax
>get 2 kills
>get 3k gold
>enemy loses 500 gold

>>160542457
h-h-h-hi

CAN SOMEONE TELL THESE WEEBS TO STOP SWEARING?

MY KIDS ARE WATCHING THIS SHIT

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Can we stop bullying the hottest up and coming caster in dota please

>>160542350
a year ago it was
now its shit
>same cost
>except it now gives 66% less AGI, 33% less STR lmao

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>Envy has one of the worst voices in Dota
>they're letting him cast

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>>160542594
>yfw she is not that ugly

>>160542089
i wish i could

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>>160542586

>>160542691
>deceptive angle
>face is half covered by sunglasses

k

>>160542726
no my daughturd isn't foul mouthed

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>AM against large amounts of magic damage
>still gets stats over more Spell Shield levels

WHY DO AMs ALWAYS DO THIS?

>>160542089
look at skin color in the belly and compare to the arms
those fatceps show she isnt much thinner though

EE's balls?

>>160542784
>Implying im just judging her for one pic

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why didn't black get a midas on AM?
it gives half the attack speed of a hyperstone and free gpm and exp

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>>160542691
>that one virgin

Every fucking time

>>160542625
I really can't stand his way of talking. Somehow it just sounds gross

>>160542941
because he desperately needs a manta

>>160542984
His smile and optimism
Gone>>160543000

>>160542310
is Sheever a man?

>>160543017
if he had a midas, he would already have one

spooky

>>160542984
oh hey lets see all girls without make up and tell me how all of them looks good

>Team is called DC
>Whole team dc's during match

>>160542941
If you accelerate quickly, you won't get slots to allow that.
And even if you build it, it only gives you 114GPM + resell value.

>>160542625
>>160543000
So you are reacting to his slow tones mumbling? His tone is ironically fine

>>160543107
fuck off anne you delusional cow

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>>160543107
Okay, I'll start

>MISERY
Wev

What if a team doesn't say "g" after a pause but accidentally says "gg"?

Is the game over?

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>>160542984
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't tell anyone about it.

Such is the life of fat girls.

>>160543017
if he had a manta, he would already have one

>>160543134
it also gives you attack speed that you desperately need. as well as the 114 gpm and 1025 resell value as well as early level 16

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>>160543198
>I'd fuck her but not tell anyone
>in reality you are telling everyone but not fucking her

ummm....

>>160543186
when you type gg in a lobby a popup appears that lets you cancel the gg call

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>shitshitshit

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>>160543202
>if he had a manta, he would already have one

>ice3x standing in fog
>can't see shit

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>People earlier told me iceiceice was good

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>>160543275
>Implying I'm not sliding in her DM's right now..

Why pick Magnus the Magnataur with only one scaling core

>>160543275
Please tell me she doesn't have a penis

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>>160543165
>Soe will never record a 30 minute video of her face while sleeping so you can put it on an ipad attached to a body pillow and pretend you're sleeping next to her

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Tier 1 dota match coming up next senpaitachi, make sure to get your snacks ready

>>160543245
>as well as the 114 gpm and 1025 resell value
On a hero where during the 18 minutes it re earns itself, you have farmed 18000 gold if you aren't bad at blink + split push.

The thing is, AM, if played correctly, farms stupidly fast. So if you get Battlefury + Boots, you now have 4 itemslots left. 18000 gold later, 3 of those slots can have a final item.
If you get a midas, it delays better items, hence delaying your teamfight. You will also be 6 slotted by 30 minute mark, if played correctly, so the Midas will be sold anyhow.

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disappointing.
I wanted these guys to be relevant pretty much

>faceless is good
>faceless is going to 2-0 eg
>lul xddd

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ASIAN GIRL WITH THE KNEE SOCKS

>>160543564
>>160543595
That's SEA for you

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BIG DICK GRANT SPITTIN GAME

>>160543619
My gf

>>160543619
Helen, EE's gf

>>160543619
EE's manager

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>>160543639
>those kneesocks

>>160543695
how am i coveting some autismoneets gf

fuck life, really

>>160543619
EE'S caretaker

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How often do you think Sheever and OD sneak off to make snu-snu?

why does EE having a fucking blanket

>od doing those anti golem stretches

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>>160543619
Pic related. And it's not Sheever.

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>>160543881
he needs it

>>160543821
>Implying Sheever has a sex drive

She prob lets him fuck her once a month, MAX

OD is a literal hunchback

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>>160543619
>yellow fever shitters

>>160543974
FMK?

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If you find ANY of these three women attractive end your life, you are the problem ruining dota.

Why do I never see Troll Warlord

>>160544138
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>160544138
Left is decent

>>160544138
spoiler that shit ffs

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>>160543925
>this guy has sex with sheever simply based on his height

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When's the last time anyone in this thread actually had a REAL LIFE girlfriend?

>>160544276
Define (((real)))

>>160544276
I literally have a fuck buddy right now that I'm in love with but I can't tell her because then she'd stop fucking me.

I always thought casual sex would be the best but now I've achieved it I just want to kill myself even more.

>>160544267
you need to be pretty tall to fuck a horse anon

Is Black good yet

>>160544410
sorry anon

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DONT BULLY ME

>>160544276
I'm married.
Also 2k MMR.
Coincidence?
Nope.

>>160543881
someone post it

>>160544276
1 year ago

>>160544403
Too fucking true.

>>160543859
because he has beautiful legs

>>160544453
hello PSG

>>160544405
nah, you can just use a bucket f-am

>>160544439
Maybe next year

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Where's Winter?

>>160544495
I wish I were psg. then maybe someone would pay attention to my streams.

>>160544546
The Jew banished him for not being child-friendly.

>>160544502
you'll definitely need a bucket in order to fuck her
either for you or her

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>>160544495
>PSG
>Married

Women kidnapped and dropped in a pit don't fucking count, also I'm pretty sure PSG is gay.

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>>160544403
>it's a falling in love with your fuck buddy episode

Either tell her your feelings or stop, because she's probably under the assumption that she can get into a relationship and break things off with you.

This will ruin you if it happens.

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Dota has to be the only game in the world where hotfix that removes ONE glitch is 66mb

>>160544638
JUST PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET

>>160544653
Yes. I'm headed right for ruin. I know this full and well. I'm just going to enjoy our time until it happens.

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So no hot tub interview? Then why the fuck did they invite her?

chao p live

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>>160544798
Random glimpses in the background

she's taking photographs

oh oh we got a bad boy on the couch

>>160544638
PSG literally posted himself having sex before, got banned for a month for it

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>Sumail + PPD + Zai cast
ohhhhhhhhhh yea

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>>160544961
Like I said, women you kidnap don't count.

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Grant again!?

At least it's not featuring the short yellow bus crew of the last series

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>>160544894
Sheever is an esports photographer now!

This is one boring cast

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thanks mr skeletal

can they bring ee back plez
this cast is shitte

How much time do you devote to your waifu on a daily basis?

>waaah OG can play more than one strat it doesn't count when they beat us

poop dee doo

>>160545184
an hour. She disapproves of dota

>play with tryharding faggot who micro manages everyone on his team
>it's even fucking unranked trash tier
is there anything worse

>>160545339
playing with u

sumail is suffering from daddy problems

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>NA couch

who won last game? I got inspired and got fucking crushed by a pudge spammer instead of watchin

also: sumail has sexy voice :3

>>160545339
blogging during esports

>enemies get megas
>push in
>we defend
>we push down mid and end

FeelsVeryGoodMan

Why is grant so fucking ugly?

>>160545469
He's a FUCKING WHITE MALE

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>>160545431
dota makes u go bald confirmed

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>>160545469
dr pepper is hereditary. you can't grow a fetus on dr pepper

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why isnt RTZ casting?

lol na jews are selling out

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>>160545580
grant has "box wine out of plastic cups" genes

>Monster sellout time

>>160544138
Sadjene is decent I think.

>>160545630
he's letting his myth grow

jesus grant is one square-jawed autist cringy motherfucker. i bet he smells of rancid cum

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>>160545768
Still gets the fly bitches though.

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>OG playing
>no Notail posting
?

>>160545630
because he's an anti social aggressive bitch

>>160545802
What the hell man...now i want a girlfriend...

can someone tell me why rtc has never casted on the couch?

>>160545668
It's like slacks and ppd had a child, that child aged to 8 and was then rapidly morphed into man-size

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How DOES grant do it?

>>160545802
Is it just the picture or are his teeth weirdly small?

>>160545802
wtf i love grandgrant now

>>160545810
well, VP already banned the only hero he can play so he should hope that fly and jerax will carry him

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>>160539296
RTZ really let himself go..........

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>>160546004
Nah it's just he has a massive Joker-wide mouth

>>160546065
who wouldn't want to cast?

PPD FEDORA TIPPER

>>160546004
His teeth are really fucked up. Poor hygiene and lots of soda.

>giving VP disruptor

gg go next

>>160545983
>grant baby teeth grant

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>>160545983
to be fair she's an easy lay

disrupter is OP guuys
nerfs to glimpse when?

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I love how pudge keeps increasing in popularity, at least in the pro scene. The one hero I love watching pros play but hate in pubs.

>>160546004
That's what happens when you mouthwash with Dr. Pepper

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>>160546284
It's true, everyone's been with her

>>160546303
when you stop being fucking retard that gets out of position

god damn notail looks tired, those bags under his eyes, jesus

>>160546362
didn't know she had an /ss/ fetish as well

>>160546436
that's what he normally looks like

What do the two swords in front of the name mean?