AFK JUNGLE INTO SHADOWBLADE edition
INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previous thread: >>160553994
which waifu is the best and why is it___D.va__
games better than dota 2
Is Sheever really getting dicked by ODpixel?
>>160595413
G-g-g-go fuck yourself
cute cats
This is the best support hero in Defense of the Ancients 2, right?
>>160595421
>DaS3
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA, I BET YOU FUCKING LIKE DAS2 TOO HAHAHAHHA
>tfw when people like shitty Souls games and have never played the actual masterpieces made by Miyazaki
>>160595421
Games that run like a power point presentation don't count, try again.
>>160595695
cringe
Does this shit still work?
>>160595695
what did he mean by this
>be on a 5 games winning streak
>lose
>oh no
>now I'm going to lose all this precious mmr
>win 6 games in a row like it's nothing
Is there a better feel than this?
>>160595695
>le poor cm meme
>>160595920
slark is a little buttslutt
>tfw anime avatar on enemy team
>no grand tour hero
>>160595413
Everyone knows Tracer is the best waifu
>>160596001
iktf
are you in the same q as me???????????????
>>160596040
hol up is that shopped ?
When did Soe did that ?
>>160596083
A long time ago
what if storm spirit was a cute girl?
hardmode:no endurance run, the beast of all worlds or all paths lead to conflict
>>160595981
>slark
I have a feeling you aren't even pretending
>>160596391
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>160595716
>WHO skill
>>160595920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sadowp5Ragw
Haven't been watching the Summit, are Team Faceless shit or is everyone else just good?
>>160596391
THE WAY IS CLEAR
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>160596391
ZIP ZAP
>>160596738
they are like tier 1.5- they are actually good but the real T1s are better
Why are VP suddenly winning? Element of surprise or have they actually improved?
Will the LB teams learn how to defeat them?
How can a mid q/e invoker with drow on team lose to solo antimage?
>Virtus Pro are suddently god-tier team and it looks like literally nobody can beat them
>1 month later they won't be able to beat tier 10 teams and qualify for any tournament
Why do Russians always do this ?
What's happening ?
There is always a Russian team who DOMINATES everything for a month, but after that they are dogshit who can't beat AI bots...
>>160597005
i'd say they burn out and have shit work ethic so they can't adapt to new patches quickly.
>>160595421
>that bridge fading into a skybox to simulate draw distance further than pissing
so this..... is the power..... of sony's playstation IV......
>>160597042
>demanding """work" ethic
>from playing videogames
>>160596932
roster changes. they are basically CIS' finest
>>160597121
Thats a screenshot from PC
>>160597135
>>160597135
agreed
everyone should just be like puppey and play the same heroes regardless of the patch because you dont know any better
>>160597135
Progaming liek dota2 means 12 hour days of playing it.
thats quite a lot, my day is only 3-4 hours usually
>prizemoney 100% funded by tickets and goypendium
>doesn't hire and pay casters because its "le casual cozy tournament anyone can cast"
>doesn't give a shit about production value, there is literally no replay system
>no casters ingame so the cucks who bought the tickets have to watch the games on twitch which gives LD even more shekels
>shitton of sponsors and ads
Why is our boy David Gorman such a mastermind ?
>>160597298
>>160597313
>>160597329
thanks d2g
>>160596213
I hope soe gets more dota gigs, it was so nice to see her last week
What is this champ's name?
>>160597553
thankfully she won't out of the cheap tourney that can't afford anything better
>>160597607
storm revenant
>>160597401
wow don't be such an anti-semite drumpf voter okay.
>>160597401
>buzzword written rant about how LD is a kike xD
>there's no summit 6 ticket
>>160597607
God they have completely forgotten the fucking color instrutions and sihlouettes
fuck tf2zation of dota2
>>160597959
they're reusing the old ticket
>>160598041
but TF2 is actually good, while dota 2 is fundamentally shit
i WISH dota got tf2ized
Reminder there are teenagers that can't solve shape puzzles aimed at kids and you are sharing
this thread with them >>160598041
>>160598153
The Summit 5 one that doesn't exist either?
>>160598232
>Because you don't want the game shit up you are retarded.
The average reddit defense
why is there a text box for 'additional information' in the report menu?
everyone knows the system is automated, was it all a scam from valve trying to trick people into thinking the system is actually somewhat truthful?
its literally a big fucking retarded scam
i wish i wasnt addicted to playing this shit game
ld is rly cute tbqh
>>160598373
>>Because you are retarded you are retarded.
That's actually what's happening here anon, I'm sorry.
>>160598440
I just put "very racist" and check racism and I get a lot of my reports back, Valve doesn't like people insulting those third world game ruining animals it seems
>>160598320
so they're just magically making the games appear on client
>>160598440
It checks for certain keywords, just drop "racism, homophobia, promotion of pedophilia" every time you report someone and increase the weight of your reports tenfold
>>160598580
tfw u will never go to la cabina after skipping school to play dota 2 with your amigos
>>160598587
They're using the summir 5 listing but there's no actual way to give LD money for this tournament besides watching the 10 billion ads he spams on the stream
No other channel spams ads like BTS
>>160598483
>Shit looking garbage cosmetics
>Particle shits that obfuscate the fight if you have graphics at max
>Garbage "pets" that showed enemy ganks or showed your positioning for 16 months
of course you faggot will defend this sort of trash, probably some jew cuck making hats himself
fucking kill yourself stupid faggot
hope nazis rape your family
>>160598440
Are you really that mentally challenged?
1) It's extra info if ever a case has to be looked manually for whatever reason
2) It's further data to use if you want to make changes to the system.
Holy shit how can d2g be so retarded?
>>160598775
yea which is what I fucking said you fucking retard, dont ever fucking reply to me again if your braindead
>>160598882
>It's extra info if ever a case has to be looked manually for whatever reason
never since valve doesn't do customer service
>It's further data to use if you want to make changes to the system
useless since they'll just use whatever reddit suggests for the week. and how exactly would "stupid fucking nigger" be helpful
>>160598168
>tf2
>good
Dead games can't be good, bro.
>>160598810
So basically you are repeating the same "I'm retarded shapes and colors are too hard for me" arguments while adding "muh peeets" which were dropped over a year and a half ago. Bravo. If you were trying to look even more stupid you were successful.
>>160598810
>waah the artistic integrity of my chinese bootleg of another franchise that is ripping off something else is being infringed
>>160599083
The second latest Summit (prior to TI) had to disable Tinker hat that had been crashing and dropping 40-60FPS :)
Which was in the game for more than a year and never fixed :)))
eat shit nigger
is this acceptable y/n
>>160599018
Glad we agree.
>NP vs EG
>>160599207
It is less disruptive than say, the newest Juggernaut hat that doesn't look like Juggernaut.
>>160599202
>look looook at this one single case that happened over a year ago of something that isn't even related to my original statement oh boy did I manage to look even more retarded?
The answer is yes.
should i walk my dog or play overwatch
>>160599284
>One single case.
>Over year ago.
Mate it was less than half a year ago :)
btw. you can go and test in a lobby, Undying taunt makes Undying move faster. Time them and play side by side.
Have fun retard
>>160599329
you should kill yourself
>Get matched with bots
>Get sent to LP for leaving the game
Just how many hundreds of millions for this matchmaking??
>>160598580
I insult third world coal miners all the time, I still have yet to be put in low prio from it. I just figure their either out of reports ("jajaj riport X pls" A common instinct among those mongoloids.) or they're too fucking stupid to remember to report me in the first place. But then again I doubt they even can understand my insults since all they speak is that zika nigger language.
>they're finally coming
>>160599579
>they'll be ultra rare drops
>sheever
WHY
>>160599579
Better looking shit than what we have now
>>160599579
I NEED that gun and capri witch doctor
>>160599703
YAH
why the fuck only shitty teams play today
i want to watch VP reee
>>160599836
>he doesn't want to watch the bafflemaster get shrecked
VP are gonna be so shit in Boston Major.
>tfw want to root for EG because of my boys Zai and Sumail
>tfw want EG to fail so they bring Fear and Ppd back faster
I guess I'll settle for EG losing with Sumail and Zai playing out of their minds (like they always do)
eg are the best team in the world in the history of dota and if you dont think so you are a delusional little faggot
>>160596391
QUICK SPRINT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIRtZMb--Kk
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MOONDUCK
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
ANNEE OUR QUEEN
>>160599996
>look good in the run up to the big lan
>play like shit at the big lan
It's the slav way, empire did it, vega did it and now vp are doing it
is Dendi actually good?
>>160600207
he's shit
>>160599996
> /d2g/
>>160597607
Chaos Knight I think
>>160600207
Once, now he's just a brand, like arteezy
>>160600207
'no'
>>160600065
>he, or his ancestors, fell for the honeypot nation
>>160600115
>Those breasts in that sweatshirt
I want to fuck them
would you a horse
>it's another EG/Wings cucks NP episode
this is getting boring
>>160600458
such is life as a fan of a tier 99 team
>>160600445
no because i know /d2g/ would bully her and me constantly.
Is it true that Dota 2 is just a shittier LoL with darker color scheme? But really, why is this game so dark? I can't see shit
>>160600458
speak for yourself lad i get sexual pleasure from watching EE fail
>>160600547
It's only a couple of bitter manlet faggots that think generic swimsuit models or kpop dolls are "hot" that call sheever a horse, ignore it
>>160600115
2007 and 6 years ago doesn't fucking add up, goddamn retard NA casters
>>160600572
because lol is a literal cellphone game
google what wc3 dota looked like. literally the most disgusting shitpuke on the screen no art design no talent no taste piece if grotesque unimaginative bland perplexing shitheap ever created by humans
>memeoire man is fp material now
what happened
Getting kind of tired of seeing Warlock
The novelty of him finally being meta has worn off
Ogre Magi can fuck off too
>>160600765
People realised fatal bonds is an auto teamfight win, shadow word is bullshit and the golem can't be purged anymore
PICK ME VENOMANCER I HAVE A GAME TOWIN_
>>160600765
getting buffed for 5 straight patches
Sumail is undoubtedly the BEST player in the world. No contest.
All my niggas ttg they trained to go nigga
>>160600765
golem got a ton of buffs and can tank turrents now
His wex does a ton of damage and has a long cast range
Fatal bonds has a reduced CD
I think his exort slows faster now
Overall the hero is still dogshit but w/e people are memieing it up
>>160600849
Does he just play AM and Veno now?
>tfw the enemy team has some sort of hate rape love obsession with JUST you and focuses the shit out of you while your carries fucking destroy their entire team
>end with worst ratio in the game but literally won the game just by existing
I'm not sure if i should be happy i got a free win or upset that my ratio fucking tanked by having 5 mongoloids literally face fuck me all game.
>>160599885
i want to see rtz getting rekt more, envy may be goofy moron, but at least he didn't destroy dota single handedly
>>160599996
inrussiandota community nobody had faith in VP, when they just formed this roster everyone told that they'll disband after a few weeks, then they won a couple of small tournaments and everyone started to talk how they'll fail at boston EU quali and after they won haters started to discuss how VP will fail against tier 1 teams like Wings or EG and now they are in summit grand finals
i guess they still can get low placing at boston due to shitty single elimination system but we will see
>>160600856
sumail is the burden in EG tho?
guy can only win a lane with supports helping him and playing OP heroes
>>160600967
Watch sumail utterly dumpster Envy every game
>>160595981
>>160596501
either way, it's true
how the hell do ppl remember all the invoker spells >.>?
>>160600967
You're confusing him with Dendi
Veno is a comfy hero.
Prove me wrong.
>>160601041
mind body meld
>>160601041
practice makes perfect <.<
how the hell do ppl remember all the wraith king spells >.>?
Put all the exp in the bag, and no one gets hurt!
I've got a game to lose!
ok boys how do i win with enchantress
shes my next hero on the all hero challenge
I know you're just going to meme arrow about looking at twitch chat but when did this it turn into /pol/ and /int/ shit?
who is more washed up
universe or rtz
>>160601041
cuz invoker players r obvs rly smart <.>
>>160601274
Rtz
he's been playing like shit most games this tourny, either leading in networth or the least farmed core hero in the game, with no in between
>>160601257
>well adjusted immigrants
fucking americucks
>>160601179
mind body meld
>>160601041
you think playing Dota 2 invoker is difficult? try playing DotA Allstars Invoker. You're in for a treat, kiddo
>>160601041
muscle memory >.<
>>160595906
did mine like half a year ago by watching 5-10 sec from that russian fucks commentated games, done in an hour and looks neato
>>160601257
It's not that Twitch chat became /int/, it's that /int/ moved to Twitch chat.
>Rtz timber
>>160601257
twitch chat has always been redpilled
get over it faggot you are on the wrong side of history
>>160601360
compared to europe
we are considered the melting pot for a reason
Name one Dota 2 feature that "is just a little bit of shit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDoWKujK0i8
>DOTA 2 has MLP emoji.
MLP Is now DOTA 2 related
>DOTA 2 has MLP emoji.
MLP Is now DOTA 2 related
>>160601496
>being this new
I wonder how its possible to post on /d2g/ when you never got to experience MLG columbus
>>160601385
>he's a conservative brony
>>160601514
Can you stay in twitch chat please.
>>160601467
So. If /int/ is on twitch who's posting on /int/ then?
>if EG loses this series Sumail would be a weaboo
what anime are allowed for Muslims?
>>160600115
Kevin the cuck looks upset that Slacks is calling out his movement.
>envy abusing pauses again
lmao
>replacing a stable Legend like Fear with a washed team killing kid
>>160601657
all of them
>>160601647
Twitch, posting and spamming chat are not mutually exclusive activities.
>>160601647
reddit took over /pol/ /int/ and /r9k/
>>160601507
>redpilled
>hates America
?
Bullshit pauses like what NP does should be grounds for DQ out of the match
No one will ever punish pause abuse.
>this cringey end meme.
what the fuck.
>>160601647
/pol/
I just got a 24 hour ban for dodging
isnt that a bit harsh?
>>160601760
It's kinda funny
>>160601193
i think you know how
>be NA Dota
>break chairs
>>160601764
You're not supposed to dodge.
>>160601764
the avoiders of forced50 must be punished
>>160601712
i hear fear's wrist sounds like a cement mixer
>>160601764
take your lumps like a man gameshitter
>>160601569
who the fuck even cares about mlp in 2016
>>160601764
you dodged too much, didn't dodge right, or valve changed something
>>160601873
if forced 50 meme was real how come i have 127% winrate? checkmate doturd
>d2g just now realizing that twitch is more our guys than us ouserlves
>redditors can't handle it
It's time for delusional NP fans to get btfo again
what the fuck am i looking at?
Can we report NP for cheating
>>160601569
huh? have i missed something?
Unishitter seriously needs to get the boot
>>160602003
>btfo again
NP beat EG last week though?
>>160602074
he's getting old. However good he used to be, he's not like that anymore
>>160602007
dota2
>>160602007shidd :---DDDDDD
>>160602074
yeah they can replace him with another high skill NA offlaner like Moo :^)
>>160602138
They replace him with Zai, Cr1t moves to 4, ppd returns to 5
>wake up
>recollect that EU has zero (0) good temas
>>160602074
And who the FUCK do you replace him with? Moo? Mike?
>>160601257
I've certainly done my part of pushing edgy right wing views on twitch chat
>>160602190
that actually sounds like a TI winning team
Zai was a really good offlaner
get that horse off the stream pls
>tfw you accidentally queue on US east
>>160602194
>wake up obsessed with europe
>proceed to shitpost
Yeah, typical Burger.
venocancer removed from the game when
>>160602190
>ppd returns
This is the only solution EGshit ever have
GET ME OUT OF THIS GAME
>zai dies like a fucking retard
>rtz dc's and EG pauses
????????????/
>the push of memes
>sheever is shitting on the game
>NA DCs
they're cheaters
>>160602308
Well, Ppd IS EG
>>160602308
recruit zfreek and crit remains pos 5
>EE winning his lane for the first time
he wants sumail to watch anime
>>160602428
>zfreek ever breaking out of swindles I'll drag you down in the dirt hands
>EE maxed armor first against an OD, timber, veno
just fucking
slit my throat
and kill me
do it
>>160602428
no we don't
>>160602548
Right. He should have maxed stats.
>>160602428
mom said Kyle has to play too
Why does a tower getting Bloodlusted look so much like a freshly grown erection
>>160602548
>expecting good play from an anime addict
>golem + ravage
>nobody dies
LMAO
>>160602636
>golem + ravage
>lose 2 guys
LAMO
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
ANIME BTFO
CHOTTO
and the game is just over because EE picked all garbage heros
lovely
3 shit melee cores that'll lose their lanes? EXCELLENT
Plus a chen? EXCELLENT
Warlock meme support pick? EXCELLENT
TOOK ALL 5 OF YOU TO KILL ME
-ogre
>>160602613
>>160602626
okay /d2g/
cut or
uncut
>there are people who LITERALLY
>paid money
>to go to boston
>in december
>for a single elim tourney
the worst honeypot in the history of mankind
>>160602728
please don't
>Aui_2Cancer
I made the correct decision to kick him TWICE
nice 300 gpm heros EE
Good hero picks you got
nice armor max too, really helps make you tank as fk LUL
>doesn't pick Mirana
>does nothing all game
>>160602728
>Jewish tricks
Or
>Natural beauty
>>160602728
Uncut here.
>cutfags will never know the satisfying feeling of peeling your dick back and forth after a shower to see how clean it is
why are they wasting ults?
I need source on iceice's profile picture. It looks relevant to my interests.
>>160602762
If the tournament had a group stage single elim is fine. If the tournament doesn't have a group stage, you do double elim. Valve events go overkill considering how extensive the group stages are.
>"NP might be the second best team in the world"
-/d2g/
>>160602894
I'll swear is from that gay swimmers anime.
>>160602894
looks like homosexual shota garbage
stay away unless ur a fag
>animeNEETs
>>160602905
no you mean "anime faggots" not "/d2g/"
>>160602905
>"I love sucking dick, shitposting and assuming /d2g/ is one person"
-you
>>160602905
no one has ever said that retard
>>160602956
>Implying true animeNEETs don't hate EE for his shit taste
i want to FUCK beastmaster
>>160602905
>he doesn't understand irony
>>160602905
we agreed to not make fun of mentally ill people around here
>n-n-no TRUE anime addicted NEET!!
Where are the shitters who were saying np were a T1 team from yesterday?
why is NP so shit? everytime i watch them they are getting shit on
these are all <20 min stomps
can valve fix their game please?
>>160603114
crying into their pocky probably
>d2g on absolutely giga damage control because it is BTFO after claiming NP was good
i haven't seen the 'lag this panicy since it was revealed OG and Liquid, who d2g claimed were good, were absolute shit.
>>160603184
Apparently they're anime-watchers.
>>160603185
you cant fix the mental illness that is anime
>>160603185
why would EG drag out a game where NP drafts all dogshit?
Any team that drops Nichijou deserves to lose.
>>160602941
Searching for "gay swimmers anime" actually worked. Too bad the character is not shota and I can't find this specific picture. Thanks anyway.
>3 - 14
>3.14
>pi
>november
>thanks giving
>pie
pottery
>less than 1 week ago there were actually people claiming that NP were not dog shit
LMAO
nerf the <20 min deathball pushes guys. PLEASE
this is not entertaining. There isn't even a mid game at this point. We saw this yesterday, it's happening today again. It's not just about NP being bad because OG and VP games were basically decided <20 mins too,
This sux
19 MINUTES
>don't pick AUI_SVEN
>lose
>np beats coL 3-0
np might beat eg guise
>starts teamfight
>runs away while his team die like bitches
Why does he do this ALL THE TIME
>>160603268
>>160603256
explain the <20 min stomps yesterday then?
NP failed to pick aui and envy one of the two heroes they actually know how to play
>that Zai stretch
tell me someone screenshotted it
why do we have to wait so long between games
SOMEONE POST THAT PPD IN CORNER
>uh-h, guys, the best team in this tournament likes to play with chen dk memepush!
>i know, let's pick them too and get ez win!
fucking anime lmao
>>160603185
the most funny part is that NP drafted for 20 minute win and EG draft was more all-around midgame-oriented
>>160603470
>15 minutes between games
>10 minute draft
>sub 20 minutes games
Nice esport dotards.
why doesnt ublock block twitch ads anymore
>/d2g/ is defending <20 min stomps
>stomps are okay if EG wins
disgusting. And then americans wonder why everyone hates them.
In my opinion stomps are never okay. The breaks and drafting stages are longer than the games. We are spending most of the time staring at the advertisements and Americans are defending this
>>160603559
turn html5 player off
/u/ here, fuck Envy
>>160603575
Have you ever saw American sports? They are like 90% commercials too and Americans love them.
>>160603580
man fuck i dont wanna use the shitty flash player
time to setup an external viewer again i guess
>most games are over before the midgame
>this is the most balanced patch ever
pick one you faggots
>>160603559
You should be watching through some other client, not anything Twitch provides.
>>160603062
Is Kaguya the cutest girl in existence?
>>160603575
why SHOULDN'T games end fast when its 100% over?
Theres nothing wrong with stomps
>>160603575
stomps are OK because it happened to team envy
>people honestly think there is a deathball meta.
>>160603686
we are not the players. We want entertainment. This is not entertainment. They should stop streaming this garbage
>>160603660
are you aware that this patch has lasted for like 6 months and is not comprised solely of this tournament
>>160603582
/y/ here, fuck YOU
>>160603575
Bro half of the teams in this tourny are shitty tier 2 teams
Just because EG stomped the anime shitters doesn't mean anything
>>160603636
streamlink + livestreamer twitch gui and you're set
>>160603763
watching a 60 minute clownfest is not entertainment
how did EG lose to OG?
>i-i hate s-stomps
>it's not because NP lost!
>>160603807
which tier 1 teams didn't attend this tournament?
>>160603807
>VP/OG are tier 2
>EG is the greatest team in teh world
haha guess what your opinion is worth now you biased faggot.
>>160603768
the teams have found the most efficient strat. It is deathball. And it's not fun to watch. Probably not even fun to play.
>>160603854
rtz is bad
>>160603763
Maybe you would prefer scripted television as opposed to dynamic and unpredictable competition.
>>160603819
do i have to uninstall my old livestreamer installation?
>>160603559
anti adblock killer?
>>160603582
>/u/
>either a puke-inducing vanilla garbage involving two cookie cutter "cuties" that should have zero chemistry between each other
>or some embarrassing fetishistic crap that focuses on the sole fact that both partners are female (omg how you can kiss another girl onee sama baka >.<!!!!) instead of developing actual characters and believable interactions between them
I wish there was good /u/
>>160603908
I'm not saying they're the greatest dipshit
I'm just saying that EG beating NP isn't fucking surprising
>>160603854
OG are good
EG are decent
NP are actually fucking bad
>>160603920
>implying there's anything to predict when the games aren't reaching the midgame
>ywn rub oil on sheever's body
why live
>grant confirmed for masturbating with butter
fucking NA dota
>>160603582
/a/ here fuck envy.
>>160603854
EG didnt draft pointy head man or void for universe, RTZ threw
>>160604003
>OG are good
>>160603923
you should, because livestreamer isn't getting updates anymore
>>160603903
team secret
>>160604020
no reason really :^(
>>160604089
OG destroyed EG you smarmy cunt.
>>160604089
Omg hej goldenlelanon
>its a Warlock episode
hohumm
POST WEBMS OF EE MAKING PLAYS
>>160603937
y-you too
>most balanced patch
>same first picks and bans all the time
dotards?
>It's been several years and d2g __still__ does not grok honeypot lans
>>160604150
>i am a snake
What did he mean by this?
>>160603970
who cares who won. The fact that it happened in 19 mins is the issue. VP and OG stomped each other the same way.
>>160603937
well good love stories are rare sight in anime in general
what can you expect from industry which is 90% oriented for teenagers
>envy literally masturbates to losing
it all makes sense now
grrr
>most balanced patch
>25 min break+draft
><20 min games
BORING. I HATE THIS GARBAGE. IF COMPLAINING ON REDDIT WORKED
>we're fucking trash at TI
>b-but we win honeypots
>we're good guise
>>160604303
*mumbled "should've seen this coming" in the distance*
>>160604421
>watching kyoanus yuribait shit
kys
>EG crushes NP
>decides to spice it up with a pudge in the next game for the viewers
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
reminder that:
>win multiple honeypot lans = low percent of winning a non honeypot
>get top 2/3 = high percentage of wining a non honeypot
>aui isn't on one of his mains
>jug is picked
game over EE you faggot.
Aui is carrying NP. The hero he gets is absolutely critical. Jug isn't someone who can solo carry games.
>>160604351
People losing on draft has been a thing in every patch
>>160604207
he calls Medusa Snek for some reason
>>160604173
Don't forget to add yesterday's special moment to your collections
>>160604485
so this is that jojos reference everyone is talking about......
>>160604509
every game this week has been <20 min rax
>>160604421
>not watching kinos
>>160604515
snek
>>160604502
inb4 EE terrorblade
>>160595935
When you lose because of a flaming quitter and then he's on the other team next game and you kick his ass.
>>160604573
>Jojos reference
You're a fucking tard
Guys i was gone for like a week what is this bullshit with pudge picked in pro scene
so how does captian mode work exactly?
they pick 5 heroes and then delegate the 5 heroes to players on the team or is it as soon as the hero is picked its delegated to the picker
>>160604629
no you're wrong.
The quitter wanted to lose so when you beat him he actually won
another shit draft
>>160604648
>he doesn't know about the latest meme false flag
>razor
LMAFFOFAO gg
gg ez 2-0 for eg
shit drafts
TI4 shit again
>razor
its like they dont like winning
>Le Static Man of Losing Games
>>160604421
I didn't die of boredom watching this so it must be some kind of anime series that teases you with very light yuri hints here and there but never follows them up and not an actual yuri
>>160604485
what happened to Pokemon?
>>160604671
>this is considered good writing
read a book you faggot neet
>jug for aui
okay maybe there's a chance
>razor for ee
ggwp
anyway this will be a <20 min stomp ti4 shit which EG wins.
>no english speaking broadcaster for this
What the fuck.
>Win the lane lose the game-zor
>>160604794
listen you stupid goy
we told you many times
watch the fucking stream
and turn off adblock too :^)
>>160604668
Captain picks and bans. After its done, the 5 players can pick whatever they want out of the pool of 5 that were picked for their team.
uh-h didn't DC managed to get 2nd place thanks to razor?
>Gauls are Vikings
-Sheeber 2016
>americans dont know asterix and obelix
LMAO
NP needs to be punished for this pause abuse
>>160604771
He didn't say good, he said better you dumbshit
i would rather prefer maut or envy to these fucking shitters
>odpixel
>sheever
time to turn some comfy music i guess
>it is steel series
KEK
>>160604678
Whatever you say Trudeau
>na dota bants
are you even trying other scenes?
>>160604662
pudge is the new bro tier support a la two headed genius guys
>play some games after 6 months of not playing
>pa safelane rushes desolator before boots
Dota 2 is truly the greatest meme game
I thought they nerfed the ti4 <20 min raxes.
What the fuck am I watching lads?
>>160604794
just tune into the stream!
If you need me, I'll be counting my ad money
>>160604904
if this happened in europe the admin would stop the game and award the other team the win
>>160604880
Your American taste is showing.
Asterix is pretty based desu
side to side block
>>160604949
WHAT HAPPENED I JUST TOOK A SHIT
>>160604904
NA people have actual self-awareness and le funny self-deprecation as a mean to let out ironic cries for help so they're already better than virtually everyone else
Why are the deathballs so successful despite how much the glyphs and towers are buffed? I think tier 2/3/4 towers should have aoe damage.
>>160604820
Which stream? BTS?
full agi
>people thinking deathball meta is back and not just people giving up because its summit
why the fuck this jugg costume look like a football player
>>160605062
>Witch Doctor right clicks Morphling 3 times
>Half his health is gone
ebin
what if games actually reached the mid game lads?
what if deathball wasn't the dominant strat?
>Americans are defending ~15 min gg because it's okay if it's EG
Nice game dotards
I wish all the summit games weren't <20 min stomps
>one team plays like shit and gets destroyed before 20 minutes
>it's a "deathball" meta
>>160605123
>omg one game ended really early (because of complete incompetence of one of the teams) le meme push is back xDD!!!!
>>160605226
^this desu
>every game over by 20
>single elim
Major's going to be short fucking days
>The team with the better draft and better players who plays better shouldn't win
Hmm
nice memepush meta dotards
DOTURDS
DOFAGS
>trash teams get destroyed so it's a deathball meta
>I'll ignore all the non 20 min games
is this the new delusion that NP fans are clinging to now
>>160605214
>>160605173
>>160605123
hello buzzfeed
Memepush+memefight means <20 min rax+gg
Nice job faggots. Valve took the worst parts of ti4 and ti5 and put them together for this patch
>>160605280
agreed np should def win
>Force the memepush is back meme
>Dumb dotards fall for it
ez
>>160604956
i already knew it was good but thanks
>lets make games end before <20 mins no matter how late the teams are picking for, because americans like short games
-valve
Why did Envy run towards Radiant base and feed
Definitely more hero variety but the principles of memepush are all there
>memeback apologists triggered because the better team is able to win in uner 90 minutes without 5 30k exp swings
here's another sub 20 min stomp
but this time it's EE winning.
Where are you now memepush+memefight apologists?
>>160605514
NP isn't going to win
>>160605514
>he thinks np will win
LMAO
>>160605414
>Lets make games last 60 mins with no kills or teamfights except 1 or 2 at the end
-RIot
So if EE wins the <20 min game, does it mean ti4 is back?
>Teams that play well enough to obtain an advantage over the enemy team through drafting and outplaying should not be able to keep that lead if they play well
>>160605514
>Give Aui and MSS a decent laning phase
>The game is no longer dependent on EE's success
Hmm
How is EE a pro player? Why isn't he just playing support? Why is he never getting any better?
nice hooks this game desu
>/d2g/ thinks NP will win
Nice short games dotards.
Are you entertained? Because as a guy with above 80 IQ, I am not
>RTZ networth.
SECRET RTZ INCOMING
>not waiting for axe to blink before dropping rocks
>zai missing hooks
>deathball isn't bad
-/d2g/
>benis
-/d2g/
>NP will win
>i-it's a deathball because my shit team is losing
>NP is the closest thing NA has to a team
christ
-/d2g/
>we like games where the breaks and drafts are longer than the actual games
>/d2g/
>NP fans vs EG fans
Is this a new age of honeypots and deathballs?
>>160605717
>deathball
what did he mean by this?
What happens when an unstoppable memepush meets and indestructible tower?
>>160605797
EG?
DC?
le balanced water nigger of free attack speed
>I'm not a fruitcake and I don't hunger for anon's cock
-/d2g/
>shever talking like she actually understands whats even happening in the game
why is this allowed
theres literally a house full of pro players, a fucking chinese player who can't speak english would be more insightful
>>160605847
a memefight
Crit?
Zai?
>Dicks up the ass aren't that bad guys
- /deetoogee/
>I like 10 min games
>They are entertaining
/d2g/ everyone!
>>160605919
heh DAE hate girls???
>>160605948
>Zai suicided
space
>>160605919
Shes there for her great Dutch humour
>>160597121
that s not a skybox u can actually get there by walking for like 20 seconds from the current position of the character in the respective pictuer
>>160605857
two teams with 4 non NA players each
>sheever is hot
-/d2g/
tell me this isn't a 20 minute stomp
Arteezy has been pretty shit lately desu.
>>160605919
She has 15k hours of gameplay experience.
>>160605970
being penetrated is erotic af
>>160605960
they're not though. why don't you try loosening up a little? because I'm coming in :3
and there it is
Odds: Envy throws
Evens: Envy does not throw
isn't supportling supposed to be a meme
why artour is playing him
Not going to say anything about your epic meme streamer doing jack shit /d2g/?
>my shitty greentext about how any short game with one shitty team losing equals deathball gets shit on by everyone
>I better ironically start forcing it as a means for damage control
- /deathballcuck/
How can envy possibly throw this one?
>deathball is entertaining
not for me it isn't
>>160606128
boyyy
>>160606103
>people want DC representing their region
Who? Why? Are you retarded?
>>160605980
being retarded is not mutually exclusive with being a girl
why doesnt anyone ever shit on RTZ for dying?
>game is officially more than 20 minutes long
WHAT NOW DEATHBALL KEKS?
>>160606103
how delusional is the valvedrone who put that up
it's not like they put a dutch flag up behind team liquid
Can grant stop sucking EG's collective dicks for even 5 seconds? Makes me annoyed and I fucking despise EE.
Ez sub 20 minute game you cucks.
I bet you guys can cum within 10 seconds of fapping. That's the kind of cucks that like short games.
deathball meta is officially over guys
>>160606128
The only thing to decide between is whether his throw is game-impacting or not.
>>160606232
it's basically over anyway. EG is cowering in their base. NP just doesn't end early because they like farming.
>>160606275
>Can Grant stop sucking [..] dicks
Literally how he became relevant in the NA dota scene.
This game will end before 30 mins and you deathball apologists are going to enjoy it.
>>160606275
He is only there because NA cucks keep forcing it. His analysis and commentary are sub par, 0 charisma, annoying faggot voice.
>stop watching/playing dotes for a year
>got back 2 weeks ago
>/deetwogee/ IS LITERALLY STILL TALKING ABOUT MEME PUSH LIKE ITS REAL
guys wth, ur the only one talking about this shit
Are you short-game-cucks fapping right now?
>>160606394
you are a very sad person
>>160606394
What are /co/posters?
>>160606275
>Can grant dicks
Answer is categorically no
Grand "clean shart in walmart" Grant is only there as ppd's +1 because it got awkward for poopeedoo to do all the dicksucking by himself all the time
ANIME IS DOING IT
>>160606504
Rindoufags are the worst. Hang yourself.
>another sub 27 min game
hehe it's not a deathball is it lads?
>rtz builds aghs
>lmao2calls
>win
?
>>160606042
It looks like the terrain will just load during the walk. I blame the blur.
>>160606352
>>160606431
>>160606509
>wahha why doesn't he pander to reddit like the rest of our up and coming casters
theres a reason why the scene is shit and its you
>mid game is reached
>game is all but over
Nice job valve drones.
0160606593
get new images
>EE stealing 133 damage from a replicate
uhhhh???
>>160606572
I'm an Alicefag, Rindou is just my sidefu/sousfu.
>>160606618
>le reddit bogeyman
>waaaah why don't people like my unfunny unintelligent career walmart employee whose only shtick is to act like a fuckbag but it's ttly ebik xD
>>160606684
>>160606593
>real life
>matters
>>160606529adelaideis doing it?
>all these towers and raxes collapsing
omg fuckin deathball xD
>>160606716
You have patrician taste then.
>>160606627
>all but over
>Morphling/OD/Fatal Bonds on Radiant
>EG playing
>/d2g/ is a double helping of shit
>>160606719
>>le reddit bogeyman
its true tho
>>160606394
you really earned that nickel
someday you'll own that boot
>>160606627
you're gonna look real good when NP throw at the highground as usual
Razor maelstorm
Doturds??
>4chan is entirely against coddling children with "everybody's a winner" shit
>meanwhile its dota sub, d2g, can not handle one team being ahead another team
>it's not ok for one team to even be ahead if d2g gets to decide
lol evny falling for the most obvious bait ever
>icefrog buffed it so deathball now goes to 30mins
wow uninstalling this trash game
>game going over 30 mins so deathball won't be nerfed
I hate this.
>Sumail and RTZ don't even go for it
what is np doing
...
how did np win that
>doubting NP
>>160606859
QUICK
AS LIGHTNING
>40 minutes deathball
ree ice toad
>31:40
wtf I love dota now
i've never seen something so forced as this deathball meme
HOLY SHIT THAT BUYBACK ENVY
FUCK YOU DEATHBALL LOVERS
ONE DAY YOUR STRAT WILL BE NERFED
that deathball buyback
>buildings took damage
>I SWEAR THIS IS NOT DEATHBALL GUYS
nice game icefraud
6.81
>how can EE throw this?
-d2g
>>160606347
Looks like it wasn't, yet
>Envy throwing repeatedly
LMAO ANIME IS HILARIOUS
>tfw no ball hero that wins games in 20 minutes
which group of cucks on d2g is forcing the deathball meme
>>160607025
> what is np doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jQBwVFDULQg#t=76
1:16
>EE
even od understands dota better than shever
how the fuck is this deathball u cucks
the game plays out completely normally
u lane, gank, group for towers and the other team either fights you or splits
same shit new patch
What was up with that deathball buyback into deathball dieback, d2g? I thought we hated deathball
>>160607241
its all me
For all his efficiency bullshit EE sure likes to throw it all away after the laning phase ends
This game ain't reaching 45 mins.
You deathball apologists don't have any excuses. This game was over at sub 20 mins anyway. The envy factor kept EG in the game
>>160607064
then you haven't seen my neighbor
>Aui
36min deathballing! I thought icefrog ner-
>>160607321
you're so fucking shit
>36 minute rax
fucking deathball meta
>win one deathball fight
>deathball end the game
wow
>morph has 20k net worth
>can't do anything
I love watching EE games
You never know what the madman is going to do next
what the fuck was envy just doing?
Why is kelly milkies a courier
>hooking juggernaut with nobody up
What was the fucking point? Here, kill warlock?
Envy trying his best to throw the unthrowable
>AUI 2000
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
they threw this
never doubt the power of animeto throw
ZAI GOD
ANIME IN FUCKING FLAMES
DEATHBALL STRIKES AGAIN
BAFFLING
LMAO
THE LEGACY CONTINUES
>NP fancucks forcing le "deathball" meme
both these teams are shit
NA is really done
>7 raxes down sub 45 mins
nice game valve drones
>>160607586
Don't be silly, the hidden meaning is that the NP logo resembles the net worth graphs of their games
>>160607368
Anime has rotted your mind
Well at least I'm not as fucking shit as your team :V
>resort to deathball
>still throw
BAFFLING
now THIS is dota
What are these little explosions that reveal a team?
>gem AND necro 3
>against no invis heroes
scientists still baffled, yet again
>EG gets a lead in game one
>Manages to keep it and turn it into a decisive win
"D-deathball is back icefrog bls"
>NP gets a lead in game two
>Scientistsbaffled.exe
Hmm.. it's like they made mistakes and DIDN'T get to end the game early... weird...
>>160607680
You mean scan?
>>160607692
>dude just pop necro book to deward lmao
this is way more entertaining than the sub 20 min stomps
where are you sub20min stomp fangays?
Why i'm not surprised you retards dont know what deathball is.
>>160607692
found the 2k ecks dee
>>160607743
no like its on the ground, there is a black little explosion thing.
whoah this is getting lit /b/ros
HAMMER = DROPPED
>late game OD
WHAT'S
UP
NP
FAN
KEKOLDS
MY BOY SUMAIL
HAMMER
=
DROPPED
OD sure is a balanced hero.
Did he get nerfed again?
>>160602293
How much of a difference in peruvians is USE to USW? I'll gladly take the 40 ping increase to avoid those dirty fucks, but I feel it might be moot considering they probably queue for every fucking server since they can't read.
>le gain 4k HP while stunned man
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
REMINDER THAT EG INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE LOWER BRACKET TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH THEMSELVES
>memepush is back
Why is /d2g/ always wrong?
OSfrog
>LETS TAKE RP
>AND MAKE IT A NORMAL SKILL ON 10s COOLDOWN
>group up with your friends to all die in an AoE attack
NP GOT RAPED BY OD, CALL HELP.
40MIN DEATHBALL
TEAM INSTANTLY GGS OUT
That was painful to watch
HAMMER DROPPED ON ANIME SUBHUMANS
>>160607957
Who is this human female?
>"NP might be the second best team in the world, they beat CoL a bunch of times"
-/d2g/
HAMMER=DROPPED
that was a dirty sanity's eclipse
>aui jug
>ee razor
nice fucking job
I called it
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
WHY CANT EE EVER CATCH A FUCKING BREAK
Yeah I'm not watching any more of this deathball shit.
Deathballing out of this thread now.
So now that meme push is back, when are we gonna see next nerf to this?
>>160608007
A random background character on Re:Zero.
>>160608042
He needs to stop throwing for a moment if he ever wants to catch anything.
>>160608042
>Anime ;-;
>>160608042
thats what anime does to you
anime not even once
>>160607879
>>160607913
>>160608016
>tfw no ayesee hammer drop
Watching a good sanity's is still one of the best things in dota
>NP memepushed into defeat
>animeNEETs
Yeah yeah, Sheever, EG and Wings are two of the top three teams there..
Well, except that OG and VP are two of the top three teams there.
So there's four top three teams now or something?
>>160608092
What, the leech monster? A zombie? There aren't many background characters in that game.
>Not watching Ayesee
HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DAY = LATE
DOLLAR = SHORT
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END
>If Ayesee casted TI2
>"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
>NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
>DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
>BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
>THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
>DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
>DENDI
>DENDI
>DENDI
>IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"
Tobi:
>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI >HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH >THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES?
BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH
The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
>>160608127
rtz' profile pic is an anime
>>160608221
yea lol
>>160608187
anime can't beat memepush. Only icefrog can nerf that.
>OD won't be nerfed until post Boston.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
That was a great match, shame there's no game 3
>>160608216
>ayesee will never come back
>>160607989
how do you think Trump feels about winning the presidency on the backs of what he would call "losers"?
>>160608216
>chipenko
>ayesee
so many memes lost to the sands of time...
>>160608216
>... Yeah
WILL IT EVER STOP BEING FUNNY
choked on my fucking julmust
Why does EE and every team he's in have to have the clumsiest performance possible?
>win honeypot lans
>lose when it matters
>win honeypot polls
>lose when it matters
?
DC vs Wings. Finally some real dota instead of this NA tier deathball abuse.
chinese are so fucking boring
these guys are millionaires but i bet they live in a cardboard box
UNIVERSE CONFIRMED FOR BEST OFFLANE IN THE WORLD
why are
>everyone copying Shadow Maelstrom Jugg now.
dumb chinks 0 personality repeating after one another
man this is some KappaPride shit
this is cute
wings are cute
>>160608380
Confucius' teachings man, read that shit
even wings love EE.
Anyway these are ti winners. This is how a humble well respected guy needs to act. Good thing druggie junkie RTZ will never win anything
>artistic
he meant to say autistic but they censored him right?
Alright he definitely said autistic there
>interview with soulless chinks
>>160608310
Pretty good, I mean it's not like he can actually help them.
>>160608442
haha epic! i know that emote too! LUL
>>160608519
omfg XDDD
>>160608519
who are these guys again?
>>160608546
>>160608519
autistic sounds very different from artistic in chinese
>>160608643
I believe thats BurNing and LaNm, could be Zhou and Lou as well
>>160608519
9k mmr BTFO
>>160608673
thats not true
t. someone who watches a lot of anime
>>160608467
I doubt modern Chinese even approach that kind of teachings
>>160608519
Artistic is a chinese way of saying "players who tend to throw"
>tfw no millanarie dota playing son who sends me money to improve my living conditions
>>160608643
Merlini and Winter
>>160608673
how to say autistic in chinise?
>>160608742
breed bubu for dota prodigy
>>160608739
NA dota BTFO
>>160608742
:C
>>160608515
i agree that they say the right things but the soulless struggle to say those things never ceases to weird me the fuck out
i know they are just a different brand of autistic video game nerds so i shouldnt expect anything better than what we see from whittu piggu autistic video game nerds but there is still a weirdness about them that seems peculiar
doturds?
>>160608216
All of these studios defeated or absorbed by Dota globalists
>>160608334
Because while mechanically sound, EE is a fucking braindead brute who needs a captain to wrap an iron chain around his neck and steer him around like a dog.
Imagine playing under him with all these fucked up drafts and trying to win when he throws away all the advantages you've built up.
>>160608673
arr sound the same
>>160608814
>bubu
You'd just make a zfreek with her landwhale genes lmao
hey
>>160608754
zibizheng
>wings vs dc
*yawn* when do real teams aka OG play?
Why is hating rtz such an effective shibboleth of a yurocuck?
It's even more pathetic when they pretend to be pro-chink
Explain this doturds
http://rule34hentai.net/image/193006
>>160609106
What does a panda that isnt brewmaster have to do with dota
Fogged is acuteguy
>>160609106
>it even has sound
lol
>>160608853
that's because Chinese are not human berings
>>160609106
aaaaaa delete this right away
>NP is literally CoL tier trash
lmao
who was that thicc girl in the back by the fridge?
>group of girls chatting in the back
meanwhile sheever eating alone
>EE continues to prove every team he joins/creates would be infinitely better without him
>for a split second thought iceiceice, the only human asian to ever exist, was on the team and got excited
>remember it's a shitty ripoff
alyssa ass
>>160609103
american here, i hate RTZ because im tired of watching teams/people putting such a high value on him when he just isnt anywhere near as good as people make him out to be and single handedly loses games on his own. he isnt bad but he definitely isnt the god people make him out to be.
that and the team swapping after every valve event thing
>bananas
like clockwork
>>160609423
are you familiar with the 4chan concept of doing things to make people aggrevated
Will we see it vs. Wings?
holy fuck i wanna bone giraffe sheever, she's really making an effort to show off
>noon currently
>one more game
>no further ones scheduled after
??
>>160609650
>22:20
>noon
lmao learn clock
>>160608145
ROEFL
>>160609572
probably not
wings should be smart enough to ban if it's a threat and DC don't prioritize it as a pick like execration
>>160609506
why would anyone do that?
>>160609404
>literally forms a team of tier2 rejects and makes them tier 1.5
Uh, I don't think so mate
>>160608889
Really makes you think
make yo little sister scream suwoo
160609691
>he lives in a thirdie timezone
>be me
>play doter 2 since 2012
>never been in low priority
>never muted
>a month ago my stupid internet made me abandon 2 games in a row
>7300 player behavior score
>P$G was somehow right, these people are AWFUL
How can I raise my good boy MMR points?
Dotards please help me...
>>160609732
Because they're 4chanians and enjoy banter
>PPD on the couch
>Charlie on the couch
This is going to be a relaxing set.
Post it.
You know, "it".
>>160609838
just make a new account
>>160609783
>literally proving a bunch of tier 2 rejects are better than you are and would be better off without you
LmaUh, mate.
>>160609838
no blogging during esports, but git gud.
>>160608673
They didn't change the chinese word they changed its translation. What the hell is "artistic 9k players" supposed to mean?
>>160609909
>>160609936
in sports tier1 is better than tier2
>>160609838
Only if you swear allegiance to the Icky Sticky Queen Vicky
>>160609909
>>160609909
>>160610016
No shit retard. He picked up a bunch of tier 2's and turned them into 1.5's while also proving he's literally the worst player on the team, which makes him WORSE than tier 2s.
Do you even Uh, logic, mate?
He's consistently making the dumbest decisions and getting caught out, and his mid picks end up being detrimental to the team layout.
>lmao look at my razor look at how well i counter od.... in the early phase... sort of... xD
>>160610000
>QUADS
MERLOOBI
>>160610173
it doesn't matter because dota is a team game
just how ppd stay relevant in the scene ee does the same
>>160609909
>undying
and now you have my attention
why does PPD sound so unimpressed with every team?
>>160609909
>>160610286
Now tayne, I can get into.
Fucking finally someone is bringing earthshaker back
>can't even use slark for free win because everyone knows how to play against him now
>>160609909
>>160610245
this
ppd is mechanically shit at the game as far as pros go but he's a good captain and drafter
but ppd is more successful than ee because he doesnt insist on playing core
i firmly believe that if EE switched to 5 position where his fuckups would have lesser impact his teams would be consistently tier 1
>>160610328
because he is better than all of them and literally drafts with live humans and organizations now instead of heros in game
>>160610245
>dota is a team game
No shit retard, EE proves he's the reason why the TEAM as a WHOLE is WORSE off for his EXISTENCE.
EE is literally why 4 tier 2's that COULD be tier 1's with a good captain and a non retard mid/carry are losing games.
>it's a team game bruh
If your quarterback is a retard you aint gonna score the homeruns and the free throws.
>>160610332
u-ultra rare Misery
>>160610245
I don't care for EG nor NP, but listen to how coherent ppd is compared to EE when he analyzes the draft.
Playing under EE is probably torture. Playing under ppd is probably worse, but at least you get to win.
>>160610401
Playing support probably triggers his NTH PTSD
>nightshitter
>>160610457
>that
>ultra rare
jajajajjajjj :V
NIGHT RITSU.
>>160610383
>blackbelt
>>160610457
Are you cute?
stupid brain damaged animeNEETs
>>160610451
but why would a tier1 player play with tier2 players?
literally making no sense
>>160610401
supports have more influence in the early-midgame rather have ee fuck up in the late-midgame where he can buyback then him feeding and auto losing the game
>it's a slark game
Why are they picking mirana so much
It reminds me of the """""""remodel""""""""" they gave her and that she will never look as good as the artwork REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Undying
>Nightstalker
>Earthshaker
So many of my favorite heroes all in one match.
>>160610714
big changes coming in 6.89 ;^)
>>160610660
You must be an anime fan because i can't make you understand simple logic on how NP could be a tier 1 team with EE replaced.
>>160610736
>i will never know the context of this
>>160610787
DELET THIS
>>160610798
>what if you replaced all the tier2 players with tier1 players
wow great insights
I hope these shit games go quick so we can see Wings vs EG already
>It's a EG plays in a honeylan episode
>I clicked on the lane first so it's mine
this has to be the dumbest shit ever
>>160610802
Wrong
>>160610802
context is that block and hammer are fucking loud and both of them are reacting to loud sound
>EU can't get either bounty
>>160610802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ineYcKcfmJQ
Mirana and Luna in same team.
>>160610927
Its why you just play roaming every game. When Tusk gets a slight buff to Walrus Punch he is going to be the shit again
>>160610964
>>160610952
but why is the man swinging a large hammer in an orchestra
>>160609909
>>160611056
He's making music
>>160611067
If theres a version with her tits out, i would fap to it badly
>>160611056
There's a lot of shit that's ten times weirder than this my man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musique_concr%C3%A8te
>>160611224
dumb frogs
>>160610964
It's not the hammer that's loud
>>160611067
post lina one please
I want to marry Night Stalker!
>>160611176
There is not because the artist har shit imagination.
>undying
>he dies
dotards??
This was a boring draft.
Where are my memepicks?
>>160609909
>>160611447
here
*unzips dick*
>>160611383
Ahh fuck.. Would have been way better with her tits out like so
>>160611015
Why is Zai behind tit girl?
>>160611447
DC isn't worth memes, Wings just want to get this over with
>>160611520
>>160611403
>crystal maiden
>not ice maiden
this is just sad to watch
deathball
Earthshaker OP
>DC will 2-0 Wings
-/d2g/
>>160610902
>what if you just replaced the single worst player on the team and suddenly had a team capable of winning events
Why the fuck do you seem to think i'm talking about replacing everyone.
Replace EE and that team is golden.
Jesus fucking christ anime fans are retarded.
>>160611706
>maiden
>sub 20 min deathball
nice gayme
>DC
-/d3g/
>>160611820
ee isnt holding them back hes bringing them up
>le ebin death ball meme push meta
>>160611926
>>160611970
you don't even know what deathball is, dc just drafted like a mongoloid and got no way to fight, of course wings is going to push towers.
>>160611820
>muh anime boogeyman
Jesus go back to your hugbox subreddit
>implying that aui_2000 is still worth a shit when he arguably fucks up more often than jacky
>>160611945
>this is what anime fans actually believe
He brought them together. Now he's holding them back.
>>160611802
supports cant be OP
>deathball
deathball
>deathball
deathball
>deathball
deathball
>deathball
deathball
>deathball
deathball
>deathball
deathball
ez patch ez balance
>>160612113
haha shitposting!
>Warlock every game
Is this real life
When will they kick moon?
>>160611926
>>160611970
>pick 2 mid/late game cores
>wonder why you get pushed early by a non deathball team
>don't even know what deathball is
Anime posters need to be banned from speaking.
>>160611582
Yes I know what you mean. Like if you have the artistic talent to do it why would you not draw a version with the tits out
>>160612086
>muh anime
>>160612092
>support
he isn't
>>160612150
found the fast-gg-cuck
official /d2g/ filter list
adelaide
lebanon
lelouch
deathball
moon is such dogshit, should've spent the time post TI practising instead of spamming trump memes
>>160612231
haha shitposting!!
NICE
FUCKING
DEATHBALL
DOTARDS
>>160612212
Exactly.. Maybe someone should tweet him or something
>>160612326
>>160612326
new deathball
>>160612086
its what history has shown
ee gathers tier2 rejects
becomes tier1 team
ee throws
becomes tier2 team
disbands
repeat
mss, aui, theban, svg have all tried to make it on their own in various teams yet failed (only aui managed to get anything with EG but then was kicked)
>>160612086
EE just needs to switch roles, either go back to safe lane carry or try support.
He's losing them almost all of their games.
He owns the team so he can't be kicked, unless he becomes coach and brings in another player.
Miracle?
>>160605689
Where are you now ?