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Previous thread: >>160482645
Lil HaRDy @LilJke 59 min59 minuuttia sitten
No mercy today
we r gonna break ur green dreams
Big Dick LaNm kill them all
>>160521831
based lil
tfw no cute dota gf
Nth for Pugna-posting
tfw no dotard gf
Reminder that if you like Soe or have pictures of Soe on your computer you are a pedophile and enjoy 10 year old boys.
Pathetic.
>>160521924
gay
>>160522017
you just know...
How do I farm better in lane when I'm getting poked and denied? This is easily my biggest issue.
>EHOME's draft of utter dog shit.
?
NECRO????????
>envy picking the cat lady of massive suicide nuking again
>>160521915
Nth for pugna playing
>The hot sauce
dotard here, does axe and necro ult stack up together well?
>EHOME fell for the Necrolyte meme
>>160522282
>dotard here
Oh, really. If anyone dies during Necro's ult Necro gets the kill credit so I don't think that'd transfer to any benefits for Axe.
REMINDER
WE WANT EHOME TO WIN
EE = ALL THAT IS WRONG IN THIS WORLD
REMINDER
WE WANT NP TO WIN
LANM= ALL THAT IS WRONG IN THIS WORLD
>>160522359
who's the guy that doesn't look like an ugly autist on the right pic?
>>160522458
Aui?
>>160522458
Aui is cute!
how do do people counter x-marks the spot into stun?
a guy on my team kept doing it and i got no clue what id do to survive that
they ran, they got stunned. they didn't, they got stunned.
can you just stun him first?
>esports on
>thread is dead
it's time to call it quits dotards we had abadrun
>>160522554
imagine if they made an item that sent you up into the air and would cancel x mark. I'd call it Yule Staff.
>>160522554
bee
kay
bee
I'M AT LOW PRIO.
I HAVEN'T PLAYED FOR OVER A YEAR.
WHAT DO I PLAY?!
I'M GOING FULL RUSSIA.
>>160522630
go into a corner, this thread is alive you fuck
>>160522630
>what.cd dead
>d2g dead
its the end of the internet
please do feed the troels
NP's hero pool is really wide
>>160522697
Mid ursa
>no ingame casters
nice
>>160522860
Just watch the stream!
>>160522737
he would die if he doesn't shitpost about games being dead, let him be
it's not that hard to filter that kind of posts
>>160522860
How is BTShit so incompetent
Fuck I hope some faggot drives over LD
OY VEY THE GOYIMS ARE REBROADCASTING IT ON YOUTUBE
ANOTHER SHOAH
>>160522737
>this thread is alive you fuck
we used to go through 7 threads a day when even tier 2 esports were on. This place is dead killed by its own users who were too lazy to care. Reminder to go to the alive site where actual dota discussion happens and superior shitposts are produced - r/Dota2
>carry centaur
WutFace
>>160522934
Bitcoin me some funds and I'll drive down to Modesto and maim him for you.
>>160523004
This place was killed by EU vs NA crap, /pol/shitting faggots and shitter baitlords like Lebanon
the fuck is this?
>>160523081
nice try fbi
>>160523101
It's just 2-3 kids who are having their first day in the fucking 4chan.
>/pol/shitting faggots
Almost none of the derail attempts are akin to how shitposting and posting in general is at /pol/. It is more like low effort /int/ shitposting
>>160523153
healing ward?
>>160523153
its a healing ward, just look at the buff indicator
who will win this?
garder salvaged that fight so hard
>>160523183
whatever it is it's no coincidence this thread becomes far less dead when EG and its underage meme retard fanbase show up to piss and shit everywhere about le eurocucks
>>160523081
is sucking dick for bitcoins among the services you offer?
>>160523194
>>160523236
glance value
>>160523175
busted
>axe
>aoe batrider ult on 12 second cd
how is this remotely balanced
holy shit EHOME has so much healing
nice tower siege aui
>>160523304
balanced by axe's shitty beard
>>160522340
I remember it used to work as that Culling Blade stole kills from Necro using Scythe, but they changed it.
has ana even spoken?
>"Why are you casting?"
>"Ana said he wanted to cast so that's why we are here
>Ana not saying a word and just sitting there like a beta faggot
Reply to this post when EE enters baffling mode so I don't miss it
thanks
>>160523421
Nah
>>160523475
he entered baffled mode 18 minutes ago anon
>>160523283
are you actually implying the NA v EU shitposting is started by eg fans?
What's with BTS and jews
>>160523472
>>160523421
He's literally autistic
>Notail afraid to say 'fuck'
lul
>>160523472
>ana
>he
>>160523598
Well I don't see it in the thread until EG start playing so yes.
>>160523613
he has ptsd from the leddit/twtter backlash of saying "faggot" yesterday
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
tfw 400MMR but still trying my best
i just keep losing every fucking game. i try to play support as shadow shaman
what should i do?
>>160523751
Stop playing
fatal bonds nerf when
Fatal Bonds such balance heheh OSFROGFatal Bonds such balance heheh OSFROGFatal Bonds such balance heheh OSFROG
whoa....
that really OSd my frogs
SYLAR TO FALL
THEYRE ALL DEAD
ROFL EHOME WTF
>warlock
A P O L O G I Z E
>warlock is bad
Uh. Dotards?
>fatal bonds are not completely fucking broken
alrighty then d2g
>>160522187
pls respond
>Warlock finally on the meta
>fatal bond to OP
>nerf coming
JUST
>fatal bonds
>starstorm with aghs
>>160523751
is low mmr is better to play defensive supports to save your garbage teammates,try some Dazzle Omni etc
>>160523751
keep playing
also:
>tfw EHOME still win this game
>>160523840
When Warlock was getting popular I told everybody, I mean everybody here, that Fatal Bonds was some OP shit. BKB doesn't even fully purge it, because it still shares any physical damage shared between bonded heroes.
what is it with spics and feeding on timbersaw? why do they think he's unkillable when they max his q first and put no points in his passive? why do i keep playing dota early in the morning when the only other people on are piece of shit white kids and mexicans with nothing else to do?
>>160523802
>>160523840
>>160523918
Just TP to fountain lol
@160524084
Literally kys yourself nobody cares about "NA" servers.
Fatal Bonds gonna get fucking gutted :DDD
>>160524084
>retarded nigger whining about retarded spics
like pottery
at least Ana is trying to do something about his autism... you know?
>NP barely wins because of OP bonds
hahahahahahh
>>160524154
rude
>>160524084
Do what I do, don't play ranked after 2am. Decent practice when you're tired/intoxicated and the teams are shit.
>>160524126
Actually did that once and barely lived in a late game teamfight.
>don't ban Mirana and Warlock against NP
>lose
Do teams pay attention at all? Just let EE pick invoker and hang himself, it's not hard
>>160523826
>tfw envy got a girlfriend before me
it's time to end it all i guess
>>160524192
NP is literally confirmed tier 1 so you can just fuck right off with your condescention mmkay?
>>160523670
guess you dont visit very often then
Futa Bonds is OP because forced meta custody of Valve is about 5manning everywhere and Futa Bonds effectively doubles damage.
has Ana talked without honeylans prompting him to talk?
what's up with this star mid players being autistic as fuck?
>sumail
>miracle
>ana
>>160523630
Source on this female?
3 - 22
>3 - 22
>3 - 22
>3 - 22
>3 - 22
>3 - 22
>>160524297
what if
Zeus Warlock?
ANA FUCKING TALK SAY ONE WORD
>>160524301
>anime poster calling others autistic
neurons are really firing here
>>160524297
>Futa Bonds
It's a beautiful day outside /d2g/.
Can someone help this ana kid?
How can you have trouble speaking.
>>160524410
>chicken-chan
>anime
>>160524414
Lanaya is a woman.
fly + notail are such a cute couple. Moon said OG was all business but these two are definitely good friends and seem like nice people
Its fucking painful try listen to what Ana is trying to say
>>160524494
He's seated between a jew and a goblin, I would have a hard time opening my mouth without throwing up too.
>>160524543
you mean fly and ana right?
>>160524583
who?
>>160524543
No.
Moon said that Cr1t is all about business, and he got a better salary offer than OG.
>>160524516
A woman with a tasty feminine penis
>>160524297
>doubles
6 bonds x 25% damage = +150%
>>160524484
if you like raindrops falling into puddles lit up by streetlights then sure it's great
>>160524618
fuck off homosexual penis licker
>>160524543
probably why any time some gets a little bit close to fly, notail spergs out and demands their removal from the team
>>160524301
sumail is pretty chill nowadays actually
yeah he behaved himself like scumbag year or two ago, but it looks like he changed for better
>>160524598
IW asn't planning on fapping today anon
>>160524614
why is cr1t such a faggo- o shit sorry reddit
>Fall is almost over
>still no New journey update
>still no Monkey king
Getting real fuckin' tired of this.
REUNION FUCKING WHEN
>>160524543
You just know.
>>160524515
you cant even describe the character without going full weeb
>>160524735
>why is cr1t such a faggot
years of being trash tier in shitty tier 5 dane teams
one good team and he thinks he's hot shit
>>160524301
>teenager nerds that play video games all day are shy when thrust into a spotlight
it's not rocket science
>>160524753
You were fucking told 12th of december. Why are you getting mad?
>>160524753
They already said the release of the update will be like December 12th, you niggy.
>>160524758
I hope bone7 wakes up every morning and is thankful he got to play with these guys.
>>160524758
the only good player from the roster captains his own team now why would he need a bunch of shitter that dropped him
>>160524753
fall ends dec 20th dude
>>160524758
>>160524753
in NA fall ends december 22nd iirk
>>160524935
waking up irrelevant must be quite the consolation prize
>>160524758
>not the SingSing version of C9
what is wrong with you?
>>160524307
sigma x
that china girl is hot as fuck desu
this Ana kid is very charismatic
ana-chan is so cute.....!!!
morning 'lag
>>160525142
he's trying! ok?!?!
>Warlock is OP
What happened to the game
>>160525142
ikr
i am shy too and have trouble speaking to unfamiliar people, but feel like fucking commander Shepard compared to him
>>160524646
wow that sounds very vivid
Is this March's legacy?
>>160525234
hiya friend
>>160525274
Rather enjoy it. Warlock is fun to watch.
what if you just ban warlock against np?
>>160525274
he's not OP, he just fucks up push strats
morning 'tards
>>160525427
>fucks up push strats
5 manning you mean
*yawn*
>>160525582
yeah that
>>160525414
they pick WD/PA/skywrath/KOTL
morning 'turds
forcing 'meme
>say you wanna cast
>your teammates go with you early in the morning even though they have no match
>don't say anything on your own during the cast
>answer questions with one word answers
iG manager probably ran the scam of his life on this autist and he didn't even have to do anything
>>160525374
Will he come back?
How the fuck have teams not figured NP out yet, what is going on just ban Naga, Warlock, Mirana, and Drow in that order and EE's will draft himself some retarded shit.
>>160525484
>>160525682
ITS 2 PM, FUCK OFF
>it's gonna be another episode of Pros playing Weaver with weird ass item builds
>>160525742
he's gaining relevant experience! what about this don't you get!??!?!?!?!?
Just came back home. How was game 1 dotards? A close one or a stomp?
>aui sven
wow such hero pool
Will Warlock be able to outmeme Envy QoP?
wat
>>160523475
Envy picked QoP for himself
>>160525857
>EE qop of pain
KEEK
>>160525875
literally ended 3-22 in favor of NP
>REEE GIVE ME A REAL RICING CARRY
the logic behind this weaver pick
Do you agree dotards? Do you like that Jugg set?
>EE qop
*smirks*
>>160525976
>literally ended 3-22
kek I guess.
watching NP play well and stomp is so fucking boring honestly
>>160526070
which jugg set, 'tard?
>>160526183
the invoker with a sword one
Why is weaver getting picked?
I thought he deserves buffs and suddenly pro shitters start picking it REEE
>>160526293
from treasure 2?
aka white jugg?
>>160526183
oh you know
'that' one
>>160526070
It looks like a fucking WoW set.
>>160526070
I thought it was sven at first when I saw it this match.
>>160526315
lil started playing it support for shits and giggles and won with it repeatedly
>Ana said something but I didn't hear it
why is everyone bullying Ana?
>>160526514
>ask to cast
>never say anything
>>160526514
Meek people deserve it.
thats a wEEbm
Scientists???
how
B A F F L E D
A
F
F
L
E
D
>>160526315
what are you talking about
he was picked a day before yesterday by VP as carry because ehome forgot to pick stun, before that he was played as support a couble of weeks ago by the same VP
BAFFLED
>ee qop
ANOTHER CLASSIC
AUI_2000 Sven is the strongest pick in the Dota 2 esports scene era
E T E R N A L E N V Y
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE WEBMS
yo yo yo.
Did envy blink before he missed the sonic wave?
Like he got healed by omni, popped scream, then blinked 0.3 yards and then miss the wave.
This fucking guy.
WHAT HAPPENED
SOMEBODY
POST
THE
W
E
B
M
>>160526801
>tfw you joked about starting a collection then it actually happened
>>160526890
Grant really is a goofy looking fucker.
over four hours till the good teams play, feels bad
at least our guys are casting
>>160526857
he didnt had uphill vision moron thats why heblinked
>>160526859
Bafflement
BEST SVEN THIS WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN, YOU GUYS
>5 heroes smoke gank you
>you're fine because Omniknight
just remove repel already
>tfw no Aui Sven bf
>>160527052
To be fair, sonic wave is best used from afar so you DONT FUCKING MISS IT. He could've just ran uphill and used it since jugg couldn't have ran out of vision
>>160527090
what are you talking about
fear is retired
>>160527170
>steven bonnell the 4th
>good
>>160527075
>>160525907
you dont actually believe this do you?
>>160527075
he's competing with S4 for worst QoP in the world
>>160527163
he could get healed or some shit
plus it wasn't even a guaranteed kill even if ee-sami got the sonic wave right.
Anyways doesn't change the fact envy is the worst pro player outthere.
>Wisdom was true
>The max level cap increased to 35 is probably also true
kinda excited honestly
>>160527289
Kinda Ironic that S4 was simultaneously considered the best QoP and Worst QoP during TI5
>>160527426
>>The max level cap increased to 35 is probably also true
For what fucking reason? Games don't go that LATE on average (and even the outlier games that go to 90 minutes don't require that)
>>160527426
>Max level cap 35
Now this is just getting ridicoulous d2g you're not fooling anyone.
>>160527426
>new hero that makes everyone travel 5 minutes to the past
valve going crazy
>>160527426
>>The max level cap increased to 35 is probably also true
No it's not, Valve doesn't like to make it easier for the team that's stomping to AFK the objectives and just fountain farm. It's why they were given highground in it a while ago.
there's no /pol/ posting while NP plays so that means NP isn't an NA team
I wish I could be a twitch chat god like 00000000000_cringe_knight
It never feels like NP deserve any of these wins they get, y'know?
EHOME are so disappointing.
>>160527637
Envy doesn't deserve them, but the rest of the team does.
NP could be top tier if he wasn't there with his whiffs and his mispositioning.
>>160527637
Holy shit I am not the only one
They don't even play good it's just that the other team plays so much worse
>>160527559
or jsut perhaps
perhaps
it isnt fucking NA starting the /int/ posting
>>160527637
>>160527714
>>160527758
Delusional
It really is true that EE can transmit his baffling brain waves.
>>160527637
Yeah, this. NP are playing okay-ish, not totally awful, but EHOME just look really really bad
nice one Ana
>ONLY WAY EE DIES IS IF HE BLINKS INTO JUGG
>HE FUCKING BLINKS INTO JUGG
HAHAHAHAH
>the mental hoops NP haters go through to call them a bad team
>"t-their opponents aren't very good!"
>"t-they don't DESERVE to win!"
Just admit they're one of the best teams in the world right now
Reminder that somebody leaked the Wisdom heroes for 6.89 but in typical gulag fashion it got ignored just like all the icefrog posts do
>>160482560
>>160482560
>>160482560
>>160527973
>reminder nobody replied to my shitty bait
You mean
>>160527973
alright now when are constitution and perception being released?
>>160527973
what the fuck is Wisdom
>>160527973
the fuck does that mean?
PRO GAME
PRO STRATSPro pub dota best dota
RADIANCE WEAVER
L O L
>they're placing first or second in almost everything they've participated in
>"B-BUT THEIR OPPONENTS JUST CHOKED!!!! THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD!!!"
>>160528034
>shitty bait posted when the thread died
if he wanted to bait it would have been reposted in the new thread. That shit looks legit
watching sven push with ehome just watchingis like
one of those porn scenes rofl
>weaver defending instead of splitpushing
>>160528181
>NA qualifiers
lul
>>160527973
Stop trying to make Wisdom happen, it's not happening.
>>160528181
>The only LANs they lost are because the sandbag of a mid player they have
old chicken has been playing terrible
>linken sphere buffs stack
what
>>160528181
>qualifiers
>sub-honeypot LAN
That's not impressive anon
what the fuck is this game
Ehome letting Sven casually hitting towers
>>160528249
so strong that EU cant even compete
>>160527973
why would Valve want their game to beocme League of Legends?
>>160528181
>one 2nd place
?
>>160521756
Okay guys, you have 30 seconds to tell me who is the 'cheapest' dota 2 hero?
Hard mode: no slark.
That was far more EHOME being shit than NP being good
>>160528275
Welcome to since... forever ago. This was literally seen in Pro play the patch where Linkens could be casted on other heroes.
THERE'S A HIGH CHANCE NP WILL FINISH HIGHER THAN EG
>MFW WHEN CA ARE THE BULLS OF NA AND USA THE REGION PREPPERS
>>160528104
>>160528113
Someone explain the wisdom meme to me please
>>160528381
New main stat.
Adjusts MAGIC RESISTANCE and MANA COSTS
>/d2g/ were wrong again
NP are so fucking good
>>160528253
>people still doubt wisdom after we've had some insider leak stuff multiple times over the years
most likely just a beta tester not actual Valve but they've always been on point
SVG looked pissed man. he just won a big game. is this when he allahu akbars?
haven't seen chinese team tilting this much in a while
i guess they are true to their cycle of playing great in summer and returning to shit during winter
>>160528347
ursa: huge damage, easy to play, tons of ehp, low cooldowns, low mana costs, earliest roshan soloer
>>160528181
I don't particularly care for NP but even I can admit that they're doing well and it's not just the "other teams are shit" memes.
It only makes it all the more hilarious when they go full C L O W N 9 on some games and ends throwing an unthrowable game or winning unwinnable games.
really ehome what the fuck
I want to know why are Ehome constantly regarded as top tier.
They've only pulled wins against washed out teams and tier 2 chink teams, and they tilt worse than 1ks at the first sign of loss.
>>160528347
Alchemist
Make mistakes and never play from behind
Have poor mechanics and still be able to play at 2x speed
>>160528369
but i didn't realize you could cast it on one hero multiple times to block multiple spells
>>160528381
some autist is spamming it to force a shitty meme
>>160528347
6.86 zet
not even remotely hard
>>160523685
CM is pure.
>>160528441
?
Hes a jew, holy shit anon he has the stereotypical Jew appearance.
Ana is what happens when a self proclaimed aussie banter expert steps out into real life
>>160528417
y tho
Look at the way they're both sitting
you just KNOW
FLY IS HUGE
>NP vs EG
Get your honeypot memes ready
OG confirmed honeypot team
>>160528552
God I want to fuck N0TAIL SO BAD.
>nobody can stop NP to get the second place
Just like the old times, animebros.
EL CLASSICO IN THE SHITTERS BRACKET
H A P P E N I N G
>>160528181
You didn't even look at what you're screenshotting, did you?
>3 won NA qualifiers
>2 lost qualifiers to literally who LANs
>2 Lans, placed 8th in one of them
>>160528474
It works like that so if You got a Linkens, and Somebody else do, its worthwhile to actually have them stacking.
And 6.79 added the Spellblock Transfer. Literally saw 3x Linkens in Pro games within the fucking week, until they realized it wasn't amazing.
>>160528446
Wings were tilted as fuck by VP, they made teamfight mistakes like I've never seen them make
alright I've turned Ana is too fucking autistic I can't deal with this guy
>savings strats does not exist
D2G BTFO
>losing to team anime when you are considered top 2 best chink team
>>160528614
I bet he dirty talks really nice with that throaty voice
>>160528662
all that means is that og is a honeypot team who falls for honypot lans
>>160528634
>placed 8th in one of them
Proof you don't follow esport
Just stfu
>>160528662
why would a pro admit teams save strats?
are you retarded?
Why does n0skill look like he's about to shit himself any time soon?
fucking bts
>its NA shitposting hour
DC CONFIRMED NA
i like kotlguy
debate me
is the joke that the three people playing the game arent even Americans?
memeing protocols engaged
Why do they do this
this is horrible to watch
>>160528674
dude wtf
>>160528771
Are you an AI?
confirmed NA placed 2nd and 3rd at TI
THANKS
GOD
FOR
CREATING
THE
MUTE
FUNCTION
>LITERALLY BLOWING THE SHIT OUT OF NA POSTER ON 'GULAG
???
>>160528552
shit pic'
heres a better one
>>160528793
This one's hilarious.
>>160528793
/int/ shitposting is a twitch meme now
>>160528771
do you have some kind of mental retardation?
hahahahha holy shit
oh god
Why does this segment exist
This makes me want to kill myself.
Wait, since when America have 56 states?
>AMERICAN EDUCATION
>UNCLE CANADA
>51 STATES
MOOSERY
>>160528936
Since November 8th
are any of these guys even american?
w33ha is an honorary American!!
>>160528921
le cringey xDDD haha
>>160528921
Maybe you should kill yourself.
Maybe it's a sign, you child.
>DONALD TRUMP
LMAO
resolution is too fucking based
>Donald Trump is a wrestler
past time? what the fuck.
>>160528982
ROMANIA DANSK RUSSIA
A FUCKING LEAF
>>160529013
>>160529025
Trump was in WWE retards
I'm not even white and I got all these questions right
>>160528982
ITT: Edgy Kids cringey at harmless fun segments that LITERALLY do not waste any more time
>>160529135
you are probably a female too, it's normal
while males are ignorant and stupid
>>160529043
reso is ukrainian though
>>160529085
He wasn't a wrestler you niggy
That was pretty fun shitposting. Good job BTS
That was actually funny, good on BTS
That was a top tier segment. Quit being contrarians 24/7 and learn how to laugh again.
You can't go more American.
>misery
>danish education
That's great acting, it seemed like they were genuinely stupid enough to give those answers
>>160528732
it was already confirmed that EU starts the /int/ posting, no surprised they're revving up their engines now that dc is playing
Asian Canadian here
moved here last year and i got all the questions right
When do you NA fags make these yuro go back ?
>>160529204
haha it was funny cringeing! XD
That segment was funny and I enjoyed it
>>160529192
>>160529203
HIIIRIRROOOOSSHHHIIIIMMMMAAAAAAAA
how do we fix misery?
>>160529214
I'm pretty sure no one in EU has american history in school though
DC are an NA team
this fucking faggot has zero knowledge about glorious USA, which doesnt stop him from parading his stupid opinions on twitter
typical swede cuck
I literally knew every answer to these dumb questions and Im from germany
gj swedes, you are a fucking laughing stock
Literally knew all the answers except for the wrestling shit and I'm not american
These dudes are uncultured as fuck
>>160529184
not a real country khokhol
>>160529223
>triggered americuck can't handle that europeans don't care about them
>>160529192
>>160529203
>>160529204
Who could be behind these posts?
>>160529184
Potato potato.
>>160529278
geez how many stds does he have
>EU team located on america
VS
>EU team located on SEA
should I root for black or misery?
As someone who enjoys both EU, NA hours posting that was a very cute segment
DC aint no fucking NA tho
>>160529278
He's a Dane you idiotic Kraut. Now bend over for more Russian and Muzzie dick.
I too enjoyed that segment
>>160529262
Learned all about civil rights and you getting btfo in Vietnam
>>160528732
well these are the same faggots who think that the trashcans named grant and charlie are the epitome of le ebik bantz
>>160529278
>Im from germany
I'm sorry anon.
>>160529303
no they're just genuinely retarded
"i'll just guess kennedy twice. And roosevelt. Since those were recent."
>>160529278
>Std is a time of year in Scandinavia
Really got my noggin joggin
desu misery should have at least known who Roosevelt was considering he was the U.S's commander in chief during ww2
they should at least teach that in eu history classes
>>160529278
Mohamad fuck off
GOGOGOGO EU!!!
>>160529348
The year of the ogre is upon us
>>160529406
>they should at least teach that in eu history classes
They do, but guess he was busy playing dota or something.
>BTS were behind the /int/ posting all along
reminder this it's a Jewish plot to destroy /d2g/ paid for by LD because he disagrees with our world views
Reminder that Daryl is an honorary American and would have BTFOd all of DC in that segment.
>>160529406
EU doesn't teach about WW2 anymore, they're too embarrassed to admit they needed USA and Russia to save them.
>amerisharts actually believe that schools around the world actually teach about their garbage history
top hoh
>>160529350
DC being EU is the equivalent of barca being a argentinean organization to put it terms even an yuropoor could understand
>>160529359
>you getting btfo in Vietnam
I laff everytim
>>160529475
>/int/ /pol/ posting got BTFO
>its the jew
lmao at ur life m8
>>160529508
So far we've got
Zai
iceiceice
who else is an honorary American?
>>160529320
Non autists, probably
>>160523826
I'd rather kill myself than apologize and cheer for Envy.
t. Puppey
GUYS
THERE IS NO WAY
THAT MISERY WAS MEMEING A LITTLE
IN THAT SEGMENT
AT ALL
>misery
>>160529540
Nigga if you didn't know that clinton was the president up until 2000 you must be a literal retard
>>160523826
>mississauga
can np do anything right
holy shit how tall is ee-sami ?
>>160529541
no it isn't, because physical sports rely primarily on local leagues because they require the physical presence of players
a european team playing dota in europe can play in any basically NA tournament they wish
DC is a european team playing in NA because of tactical and economic reasons
And it is 0% US
SVG is autistic as well what a surprise
>The Sri Lankan is the best looking guy on the team
hmm
>>160529352
>Russian
That's actually fucking hilarious how left-leaning dumbass Americans never fail to mention Russia even though it's a miserable wasteland with no leverage on the political world but a couple of shitty ass pipelines, with almost non-existent army and an economy ruined by a literal Obama's fart. If you actually think RF poses any threat to you then you're a complete retard my man
>EE cast
oh boy
THICC
>Team NP
>Team No Pronunciation
>>160529775
185 cm
>/int/ shitposting is literally twitch-tier at this point
>people on 4chan still think it's cool as fuck
>so many hot girls with long legs and nice asses
STOP
I play video games in order to not be reminded that I am a lonely virgin!
So much autism on one couch
Is this legal?
>>160529715
all i know about clinton is that he's still dicking bimbos
Oh look, and grant with the ebin american xDXD banter, and none of the others actually think DC is american
>>160529839
Get ready for the shruuuup shrruuupp shhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp
>>160529802
>Europoors STILL mad about TI6
>>160529775
185cm
Why is the jew starving to death?
>>160529876
>you will never rescue Zfreek from his genetic obligation to be on Swindez's SHIT teams
HELP HIM
>>160529939
Mmmm pretty sure everyone is quite happy about TI6 around here.
what is wrong with grants face ?
I haven't seen anything like it in my lifetime
>West side faggets BTFO
based
>>160529475
>it's a Jewish plot to destroy /d2g/ paid for by LD
whats really strange is that LD confirmed his family wasn't part of the holocaust but still acts like it
>That ZTR
MUH
What heroes do I pick if I want to be as annoying as possible while still consistently winning?
>>160530007
fetal shitposting syndrome
>>160530007
He have the chin of a old lady, lmao
>US West is better then US East
I find this hard to believe
Half of USE speaks Spanish
what will wisdom stat even affect you fucks
at least make your baits believable
Envy is one doughy motherfucker holy shit
Dota is full of these fat nerds that would be butterballs if they weren't 6 foot 3 or whatever
>>160530007
A lifetime of Dr. Pepper does things to people
>>160530096
Natures Profit played right.
>>160530125
lol fucking manlet am i right hahahaha
Look at this picture and tell me;
What went wrong with North America?
>>160530096
timber
>>160530120
if u have enough wisdom u know what wisdom does
What an ungrateful merchant
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*SLURP*
>>160530007
he's a time goblin
he was shit talking at boxing matches in the 1800s
>>160530213
EE is fucking LEWD holy fuck
Oh mYFKCING GOD you can almost see EEs genitalia
>>160530224
i wouldn't play this game if i was wise enough
>grand "never funny in his lifetime" grant: you guys excited to see your fellow americans go up against faceless?
>svg: who's american?
>envy: who's american?
>mss: who's american?
Pretty sure that settles it
So we're rooting for Faceless because Black is the realest nigga in the scene, right
>>160530249
She got some good tits
>EE has made it
I'll make it too guys, I swear.
>>160530186
how do i do that?
i love being an annoying piece of shit
Post EE's balls.
>>160530350
I always root for DC but I do dig both Black and ice3
>>160530213
guy out to the right could be ok if he wasn't auschwitz mode
>>160530330
You mean Grand"In Walmart&Not that smart" Grant
>>160530270
>>160530271
>he hasn't see any of his sporting heroes naked in the flesh before
>>160530213
Is Envy shaving? I mean holy shit those are some fucking nice legs.
>>160530249
>owen gets to be balls deep in this every night
>>160530213
>What went wrong with North America?
EG forced PPD to move to manager
>>160530381
always push empty lanes
never ever fight
never
just push
im getting a little hot just thinking about it
I hate NP so much, the style of dota they play is cancer.
>>160530356
The look of horror on her face.
>>160530520
my thoughts exactly but then i remembered he's asian
reminder that how you feel about DC sets the precedent for how much of a hypocrite you'll be when the gooks invade every region like LeL
>>160530520
asian
>>160530096
Slark
Arc Warden
Bloodseeker
MorphlingHuskar
Sniper
>>160530561
That sounds fucking awful. Time for some unranked.
>>160530563
>the style of dota they play is cancer.
elaborate
>>160530468
grant's literally living the dream being a baller in the dota scene. he's being paid to talk shit with the dota lads RIGHT NOW
u jelly?
>3 non english pros and an english caster
>perfectly understandable and well spoken cast, enjoyable
>4 americans
>complete mumblefuck of shit
yeah i'm gonna watch a movie till the next series
>>160530605
the gooks could not be more welcome
this game will die in our lifetime unless some serious immigration gets done
>>160530561
>0/5/0 Terrorblade with 30k building damage will never be a thing again
>>160530704
He's one of the irrelevant losers picked up by big studios because they feel obligated to help the little people. He'll fall back to casting tier 3 NA games and chugging Bud Light after BTS/Moonduck find new toys to play with
I can usually understand EE. Drank a bit of beer, have no idea what he's saying today.
How does this team even function
>>160530381
>>160530561
Spawn treants and Micro them to lane with shift queue.
If you want to push, micro them to kill ranged creeps first.
Only TP to take towers if you got a TP scroll, and you know where the enemy team is.
Keep passivly sending treants to pressure.
Itemization is honestly harder, and so is the early global TP's to secure kills very early.
>>160530704
living the dream of going back to being a bagging boy in walmart on monday
he isn't getting paid shit, he's being paid in the pleasure of getting to attend
hnauraulauauluaraular
Is Black just living the life.
He's literally just a boy who loves dota, he hasn't been in a relevant team for a while, but still makes a living out of it.
If you watched his streasm, you'll know he's the most cringe normie ever, but he's the kind of a loser who doesn't care because he's happy
>>160530804
am 2 bong hits in and im filtering ee lmao
>>160530795
>He'll fall back to casting tier 3 NA games and chugging Bud Light after BTS/Moonduck find new toys to play with
sad but true. his big break isn't coming. he's too strange. hope he keeps fighting the good fight regardless
whats the point of those gay-ass sharter 0.05l bottles of water ?
>>160530880
This.
Thinking the newest BTS/Moonduck toyboy is actually being paid fairly to do this is the most retarded thing i've heard for a while.
He's only there because PPD pulled some strings, no one wants the autistic white nigga in their house
they all sit like faggots and look cute as fuck, why is this allowed?
>>160530909
why play dota professionally when its all about the face
i guess he must make pretty serious cash from streaming in the chink sites after his spell at VG though
>>160530909
oh wow i just realized its been a while since he streamed huh. i unironically enjoyed them desu. no bully pls
>yet another alch game
MEMEPO PICK
W33PO PICK
>>160530975
He's not even that strange after PPD told him to behave himself if he wants PPD to push him into the scene.
But it's not enough, you gotta be absolutely normie with reddit tier memes at best to make it
memepo
>>160530381
Ganking often in the early game, not feeding treants (and by extension not building ahgs) and split pushing. Ahgs is literally awful and increases your enemies GPM by a good amount if they have any wave clear at all.
Build a Null Tali and an urn, and TP as often as you can on the easiest to kill target. If they have fragile heroes sprout+auto attacks+teammate+urn can easily get you a kill. If you get a kill in lane immediately spawn treants, send one down lane to draw creeps off and get tower easy. People really underestimate a watchful NP in the early game.
>Don't AFK in jungle
>Gank squishy heroes often
>Use a treant to pull enemy creeps from tower when pushing an empty lane
>Use ulti correctly, it's like getting zapped with a Zeus ulti if targeted right
>TPing to lane between their tier 2 and 3 (not in vision), ward the lane, TP home, watch for easy courier snipe between 00:30-2:00, will win mid his lane
>Always watch for split push opportunities
I like NP a lot. Bloodthorn and Silver Edge have made him a lot better because they can really steamroll supports, and Global TP lets you negate their positioning most of the time to use it. Just don't build ahgs and feed trees. I try to play him as not useless as possible.
guys meepo xD
Grant is the edgier, white nigga version of Slacks. We all agree on this, right
why are some autists spamming r9k in the twitch chat?
Envy talks like he has balls in his mouth
WHAT HERO?
>>160530561
>>160530832
thx
imma hope im good enough to do this right
>>160531303
badslark.
I want to fuck meepo
>>160531269
they have great chemistry. panel in canada was legit
>>160531407
Is there actually anything more pleasing to the eye than sideboob in the world
I mean we all know that DC are gonna lose this, right? they're my boys but their shit lately
>>160531483
An underboob.
If DC win we lose
>>160531589
sunderboob
2 minutes into game and Envy comments are already tiring. Kill him now
>>160531643
What if you could rupture da boobies?
>>160531407
Why is she carrying cookies in that shithole
>picking alch AND morph
what was faceless plan anyway
who will provide space for them
SLURP
What did EE mean by this
>>160531698
getting manta radiance on alch before they lose, then spam out naga style and try to postpone
>>160531118
>Its a Alch falls behind and Builds Radiance and then fails the Octarine timing game
>Its a Meepo builds Hex and loses due no EHP/damage increase game
THEY'RE
SO
SAD!!!
can envy please calm the fuck down
why aren't DC playing seriously?
they picked meepo
>>160531698
the other 3 can kill anyone but it all depends on the slardar blink which is not coming anytime soon
>it's a normies are triggered by our guy ee
one of my favorite episodes
Like I dont understand half of what EE is saying whats his fucking problem?
>>160531824
>Vaporware Trump
nice
>>160531793
except dragon lance is a thing now so EHP/damage is cheap as chips on him
I can't understand anything Envy says.
>>160531873
Envy sets back autist acceptance by decades
>>160531918
As glorious as Dragon Lance is, its still possible to fuck up by ditching Treads, getting a Blink and not using it, and not prioritizing Eblade once you got enough HP.
Or fucking up the farm micro.
TA LIE WO HIOS
nice English EE
Who is drafting for faceless? This is terrible.
you're a big tower
>faceless will be unstoppable because they stomped sea
BIG
TOWER
GUY?
>two boots are bad
-d2g
meanwhile in metaforging city I can get BoTs for the speed and phase boots for the active
He's a big tower.
would it hurt if we destroyed it?
>Meepo builds dragon lance
>dragon lance is balanced
-d2g
SEA dota is dogshit
Even "20 game winstreak" Faceless are garbage when put against actual teams
>>160532070
Draft is good.
Lanes is terrible, and so is rotation strategy.
Alch is already behind, so Radiance won't do anything. If they lose map control, he can't get the Octarine, and turns into a melee creep.
Alch is already losing the game by going Radiance instead of Mjollnir.
Morhp could have rushed Eblade if Ogre prioritized his stun more, and went for a Midas.
>lose laning stage
>two bounty runes in the entire game
>snowballing Meepo gets 10.30 aghs and farms 4 camps at once
>Meepo solos Rosh sub 15m
>Alch still tops networth, 14m Rad
Fuck you guys for defending this shit
why does meepo buy dragonlance?
why is meepo buying dragon lances
isn't that a ranged hero item or am I missing something
>two dragonlance
what the fuck
>>160532350
>>160532373
Cheap as fuck stats.
>>160532375
>>160532373
Are you guys bad at maths? Do you understand how cost effective it is for Meepo?
>>160532216
>>160532154
don't start this shit please
>>160532350
>>160532373
>>160532375
I swear /d2g/ gets more retarded by the week
These are probably the fucking gameshitters too
>>160532350
The next "good" stat items costs 5k gold.
Dragon Lance is 1900 gold, and gives more stats than a 2k ultimate orb.
Also, Meepo means you get 2/3/4/5x base damage in damage.
Even Chaos Knight doesn't get that kind of damage increase.
why hasn't fl gg'ed yet?
game is over
>le balanced poofing kobold
>4 dragonlances
uhmm??????
>>160532536
>There's someone else in the world that refers to Meepo as a Kobold
My nigger
4 DRAGON LANCE LMAO 4
Jesus what a sad game.
>d2g can't into maths and calculate using grade school math how good Dragon Lance is for Meepo
not surprised
>sub 20 minute victory with 4 lance Meepo
IS THIS THE NEW WATERNIGGER
NA Meepo
>1900 gold
>13 strength 14 agi
is dragonlance good drums?
>icefrog still hasnt balanced memelance
>4 dragon lance meepo
>19 minute megas
nice item dotards
Saksa is handsome
>Dragonlance is for ranged heroes only
DEE TOO GEE
Faceless has had a rough tournament
>rape
TRIGGERED
>>160532579
literaly everybody who played w3c?
>these tiny water bottles
why would anyone buy these
HOW TO FIX DRAGON LANCE
>DRAGON LANCE NOW TAKES TWO, YES, TWO SLOTS.
>DRAGON LANCE NOW TAKES TWO, YES, TWO SLOTS.
>DRAGON LANCE NOW TAKES TWO, YES, TWO SLOTS.
Does sheever love being in the background & waiting for replies on /d2g/?
>>160532675
Nobody wants to convert agility into damage, factoring the stacking attack speed increase.
If in doubt: Meepo is a fair and balanced hero. Which get +200 damage from Eblade. And +125 from Skadi.
And +70 from Dragon Lance.
LOL
>using ranged items as melee and win games
nice game dotards
>>160532808
She loves choking on my cock as I deposit my lung directly into her esophagus.
>>160532787
whats w3c?
>>160532794
Pretty sure LD gets them from free during his runs to Vegas, using his BTS money to gamble
Dragon Lance was a mistake
-Icefrog 2016
which other melee hero would you go dragon lance on
why isn't DC still playing seriously?
they should start playing properly but they picked a meepo with 4 dragon lances
>blacks morphling has 5k networth 20mins into the game
>>160529203
>>160529204
How the fuck did post 9204 happen 1 second BEFORE post 9203?
Icefraud?????
>>160532894
That's a man, isn't it?
>>160532847
>deposit my lung
how dragon lance will be fixed:
replace one band with recipe
ok
>>160532716
1900 gold for
260 hp
14 damage
14 attack speed
>>160532913
Dragon Knight and Troll.
>>160532914
they don't give a shit about this tournament
they're saving strats for boston major
What's going on???
Tfw can't watch esports at work
>>160532913
terroblade
>>160532873
where three cop, one more than where to cop
it's an /fa/ thing, i doubt you'd get it
>>160532962
No. Mia Li, just has that jaw but sexy af
>When you get memepushed so hard not even memeback can save you
Thanks Icefraud
what if I build 6 dragon lance?
>>160532965
>not being hip to the new slang
Get a load of grandpa.
>>160532914
>Why isn't DC playing seriously
>They picked 4 DL Meepo they're not playing properly
>20 minute megas
Yeah naw fuck you anon
>>160532716
Aquila is gooddrums. Dragonlance is goodSnY.
>>160533063
Then Alchemist is your ally.
And you dislike boots.
6 boots is your enemy
>>160533063
5 dragon lances will make your hero have around roughly 3k hp and at least 107 to 200 base attack damage.
What if I buy 6 pairs of boots?
>>160533185
cheap as hell too Get your FREE mmr while you can
I feel so bad for iceiceice, no matter how hard he tries he never finds a good team.
>>160529880
>>160530062
>a literal successful autist is banging her and probably doing foreplay using lewd anime cliches
umm...dotards?
>>160533252
literally the chinese singsing
why is faceless logo a bipolar disorder patient
>>160533362
But iceiceice is actually good.
>>160533348
>helen is attractive
I FUCKING LOVE this meme
CENSORED
>THREW THE BLANKET OVER EE'S LEGS
LUL
DEFINITELY READING THIS THREAD (THAT WOMAN)
>blanket
LMAO
max comfy
>>160533362
But ice cube is good at dota. Also singsing is literally the chinese singsing.
who is the starving white guy on the right?
his girl knows about the balls
>you will never get naked into the summit's refrigerator just before sheever opens it so she grabs your ice hard penis
GOOD ITEMS
>infused raindrop
>magic wand
>ring of aquila
>dragon lance
>power treads
>blink dagger
>mjollnir
>diffusal blade
SHIT ITEMS
>sange and yasha
>phase boots
>drum of endurance
>rod of atos
>vanguard
>mask of madness
>orchid malevolence
>scythe of vyse
IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THESE YOU'RE A SUB-5K SHITTER
Why didnt people stack drums on mee poo poo when they were "op"
Literally FREE stats + infinite charges for your team
>>160533562
>arab
>white
that's SVG
>zai eating in the background
EE and MSS on the panel are they fucking retarded ?
how can a human being even mouthbreathe to the point this wet mumbling is the result ?
funny enough EE and MSS sound the exact same.
this is what anoime does to you
>>160533557
>>160533440
>icecube is good
Must be nice having missed out on his two straight years of declining performance. Guy is washed up and years of switching roles has not helped him.
>>160533628
>avery silverman
>arab
>>160533562
Don't bully the skeleton
t. fellow skeleton
>>160533562
ess vee gee, po5 on Enn Pee
>>160533591
Vlads on a carry
Just fuck my shit up
>>160533628
>"avery silverman"
>arab
guess again bub
>>160521957
source
>>160533591
>phase
>orchid
>scythe
only things i disagree on.
>>160533212
are they going to get meepo'd again <.<
>>160533901
><.<
leave
>>160533901
They're not banning it assuming they won't pick it twice in a row.
Big mistake, you'll see.
>>160533896
Soe is white!
In an announcement on the team's website, (Wiki)Vega Squadron will be picking up the free agent, (Wiki)SoNNeikO who will be replacing (Wiki)Fng. The CIS support was previously playing for (Wiki)Na`Vi until the team experienced recent turmoil as they fought for their spot at the Boston Major and, following their failure to qualify, the team announced that they would be parting ways with several players, releasing SoNNeikO to enter the free agent market. Vega Squadron is still missing a mid player with the recent departure of (Wiki)Iceberg, but the team is clearly keeping an eye on the free agent market and will solidify their roster soon according to the statement given by the CEO, below.
Vega Squadron CEO Alexei Kondakov:
- SoNNeikO is the only player with whom we could substitute Fng. Every team would be glad to see him in their jerseys but he chose to move to Vega Squadron. I hope that with him in our squad the results of Vega will improve. As for the second newcomer we are right in the middle of his transfer and will announce him as soon as we deal up with all contractual relationships.
>>160533957
midgets aren't white
>>160533946
>.<
>.>
dotards?
>people pretending they understand mss and ee
hah
DC is still dicking around with training gloves
when do they get serious?
>>160534058
>you will never be able to afford 4chan gold to post funny faces with colors
;_;
>>160533997
G rumored to joining to Vega too
strong roster in terms of raw player skill, but they'll probably suck anyway due to lack of discipline like every other CIS teamgood thing i have VP to cheer for
>nobody noticed MSS struggling with the juice pouch for over a minute
>>160534140
is english your second language
Crystal """Maiden"""
>Moon and EE laugh
haha wtf
>calling safelane the short lane
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>160534272
Not him but english is my native (I'm Australian) and ia hve hard time understanding ee as wlell
>>160534406
>I'm Australian
well theres your problem
can this FAGGET stfu REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
great fucking job of making yourself the victim too
>>160534272
>>160534406
are you guys retarded ?
its not because of the language it's because these mouthbreathers mumble like they been mouthbreathing so much they already got braindamage
>>160534496
WHO?
>This slut gets picked while Lina is left on the bench
why are dota pros so fucking stupid and narrow minded
>>160534496
Nobody likes that prick, why do you think he's exiled to sea doto
>>160534451
Whats wrong with Australia?
>>160533498
>posting the same picture over and over again that was taken 2 years ago
Hmm...dotards?
>>160534496
>my twitter followers are important to me.
>my twitter is important to me.
>why is my virtue signaling annoying people
fucking sjws, libcucks and leftards are mentally damaged faggots
>>160534238
what the point of this webm
those straws can be tricky to unpack and he didn't spent too much time opening it anyway
>>160534545
mineski coach, stasguy, twitter bitch
>>160534591
post tummy adelturd
>>160534537
Yes, it's retardation
You fucking retards clearly don't have working ears, no matter how hard EE mumbles it's still easy to make out exactly what words he's saying.
>>160534636
It is literally THE webm
>>160534591
shut up cunt
>>160534672
d-don't call me that...
>>160534696
whatever you say, mouthbreathing apologist
>>160534636
it's an instructional webm, retard
now i can open my juice box no problem
>>160532725
Oh man someone saved frog2, this makes me so happy
>>160534636
No one is mocking Ben. Did you see how content he looked when he finally started drinking it?
Juice boxes are full of nostalgia and memories.
>>160534767
ur a stupid cunt adelturd
>>160534831
saving right now ;)
>>160534865
Hey! Stop bullying my girlfriend!
>>160534238
Why would anyone want one of those shitty cardboard juice boxes past the age of 5?
Just buy a fucking bottle of juice. Not only are they easier to open but you also get much more. Don't think you can drink that much juice in one sitting? Well you are in luck because you can re-close the bottle and save it for later.
>>160534954
you're not me!
>>160534954
>calling yourself "girlfriend" just because you post another character
jesus christ get helpor just suck my dick whatever
>>160534981
Why the fuck are you here?
You clearly don't GET dota 2.
>>160535000
trips of truth
>>160534981
But that means having additional cups to share and wash. Who the hell brings cups to parties?
>>160534981
shut the fuck up
>>160534927
frog1 is also cute
>>160534981
dont ever post here again
>>160535000
That is a lie!
>>160535082
I patiently await frog3
/d2g/ how long should I go between 'bation seshes?
>>160534981
Every time I drink one I can imagine just for a second when I close my eyes that when I open them I am back at my youth, in my hometown, when things were good and optimistic, when summer was warm and I was having fun with friends and adult life looked like million years away
>sub 500 networth on both dc supports
>there are juiceshitters in this very thread not exclusively drinking water masterrace
>>160534582
nice
too bad i can't fap right now
>>160535220
isn't it nofapvember?
guys are FL good now?
>>160535220
lebanon ur a stupid cuntonce every 2 days
>>160535254
Suck my dick dude.
>>160535220
20-25 minutes
>>160534608
i have a twitter account for following dota related people, the feed was fucking insufferable during the debates and the election
(((LD))) and nahaz especially, jesus fucking christ...
>>160535317
i was looking for u
>>160535248
wisp has over 1k, bottle doesn't count for some reason
doesn't make game easier for them anyway
>edging
might as well put a sledgehammer to your dick. It'll be useless and limp in a year or two
>>160535458
Haha, shitposting!
>>160535317
>shiva's is the wrong way
>>160535168
I do not currently have a frog3, maybe some other day friend
what if wisp aghs made tether stun for 2 seconds if someone walks through it?
>ICEICEICE
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
Good lord Envy is retarded.
>>160535458
That's a lie.
>>160535420
>i'm alt-rightist
kys tbqh famalam
>>160535042
Who the fuck cares about dota 2?
I am here to discuss juice.
>>160535064
Nigga I have brought an entire juicer to a party along with frosted mugs in a cooler. Sure I had to wash a lot of mugs at the end of the night but I was literally the most popular guy at the party.
I also got to talk to ALL the women while making their juice and got a look at their personality through what juice they drank. Got 5 phone numbers that night and am now dating a cutie that enjoys orange, carrot, ginger, beet and kale juice.
tinker is better than invoker lol.
>>160535695
>that normiebook tier lingo.
an hero yourself fucking self-censoring cuck faggot
can black please stop throwing
>>160535816
haha kys alt rightisto. Take your fedora on the way out
>>160535732
do you take gum to work?
>>160535816
>mad trump supporter
lamoe i nry you liev in s ome dumbfuckistan state
WHAT THE FUCK IS ENVY ON ABOUT LADS.
>Warlock will be nerfed
>Slark and Invoker won't be
>>160535732
do you only eat activated almonds?
kek seems like a cool thing to do
>>160535964
>win the politicbowl
>be mad
that's not how it works
>EE IS CANADIAN HIS MAIN LANGUAGE IS RETARD
any canadian here to confirm this?
>EG game draws closer
>/pol/ and /int/ garbage intensifies
I like NP cast. They are better then PPD and grant
>>160536293
eg are playing tomorrow though
next will be vp vs og
>>160536293
EG aren't even playing today you retarded fuck.
>>160536220
I've only ever met 2 chinks that have a traditional Canadian accent, they just speak regular sounding English unless they were raised up North, EE is just a slurping mushmouth retard.
>>160536198
he won because dumbfuckistan is the majority in this shit country
i hope California gets independence in 2017
>>160536293
I will sleep because PPD and grant and merlini are garbage
>>160536389
>>160536410
So that's factually correct then.
Why is /d2g/ so stupid.
>>160536418
>he won because dumbfuckistan is the majority in this shit country
>i hope California gets independence in 2017
lol
>>160536293
>purgeposter
>is an abject retard
poetry 3bh
how did they know they were in rosh
nutz cm ult are always so good
cut cut cut cut cut
What the fuck are DC doing
>>160536510
>Some people actually wanted this crocodile instead of the golden haired Lion
Disgusting
>>160536496
>>160536293
are purgeposters the most stupid posters on /d2g/?
>GOD TIER SINGERS
Freddie Mercury
>NOT EVEN CLOSE TO GOD TIER SINGERS
Everyone else
>>160536705
I like your style
>>160536671
Killary ain't looking so good after election.
>tfw no more stemm clll
>>160536671
fuck off drumpfkin i wanted bernie
>East coasters get off work
>Shitposting intensifies
It's not even cold out you losers.
what is jaky even saying
>>160536834
>i wanted bernie
HAHAHAHAHAH AHHOHOAH PAHFASFAHAHAHh AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHA
Some cuck shit you got going on in there
Whos the faggot that keeps cussing every time he speaks?
>>160536813
>she will die with her life's ambition going unfulfilled
Fuck, I'm so erect right now. I want this loss to haunt her on her deathbed at the nursing plantation.
>midnight in madagascar
>/pol/-posting augments
coincidence? I don't think so
FL has ZERO chance of winning this.
ZERO
>>160536943
ice did that item drop shit taunt to me too
he talked to me after the game and said did you see my arcane boots
and i was like wtf are you talking about what boots
he dropped his boots next to me while i was tping but i knew i was safe so i was checking my teammates
aww geez almost cut me on all that edge.
Listen, you're free to act however you want to. I'm not stopping you. But using a term like faggot isn't really generalized speech, and it shouldn't be. Don't act like it is. Calling people faggot is really common among shitty teenagers and straight up homophobes, and just that.
>DC vs. FL game right now
I have almost all the farm...the next step....
>>160536834
>bernie
>not stein
At least if you're going to go in behind a loser, make it one that cannot be attacked from any angle other than being third party.
>>160537135
shut up faggot
>>160537167
and game isn't going to end since fucking warlock golem is best building destroyer in this match
>>160521924
>Reminder that if you like Soe or have pictures of Soe on your computer you are a pedophile and enjoy 10 year old
I plead the fifth
>boys.
False.
>>160537135
lol faggot
Soe looks like Black.
I don't understand how anyone can find her fucking face attractive.
>>160537170
>At least if you're going to go in behind a loser, make it one that cannot be attacked from any angle other than being third party.
How about 'being a colossal idiot'?
>>160537372
Standards not warped by anime, you know, the usual
>>160537420
Nuclear power is one of the few things I disagree with her on but she's still great. Not to mention a stone cold gilf.
>>160537372
20 year old white virgins living in their mothers basement would compliment any woman with a pulse
>>160537420
>white people have to apologize for slavery
>if you're white, you don't know what it's like to be poor
>stein is the colossal idiot
>half of bernie's supporters would agree with this tweet because nukes are scurry
It's a woman's turn to be president, goy. First the presidency, next all the white men hosting late night television talk shows.
>>160537549
She got hotter as she aged. It's almost as crazy as she is.
OD LADIES AND GENTLEMAN COMPLETELY BALANCED.
>>160537705
>enlarge thumbnail
>not a massive futa cock
I want my money back
>>160537549
Yeah but realistically widespread use of nuclear power for the planet to not be fucked in the next 100-150 years
>>160537650
So you agree with her being a colossal idiot, and instead went on a random strawman tangent about other candidates.
>>160537705
The only right answer anymore is Putin
>>160537705
MARION
>>160536887
>>160536887
>>160536887
New thread.
can someone tell me what tinker does if there's 3k hp to chew through on each hero on the enemy team?
>>160537790
What does your gf think of your fetish haha oh wait
>>160537824
I voted Trump. I'm telling you, if you wanted to be an ineffectual pussy, you could have voted for Stein and at least then no one could call you a misogynist.
She's just as retarded as Bernie, but her policies don't lead to nuclear war.
>>160523914
Learn to last hit under tower, Aggro the creeps by right clicking the enemy hero
>>160531684
Fuck off reddit
>>160535434
I LOVE YOU GOOD ITEM KNIGHT