Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>90 dollar sf set

>it looks worse than the arcana and the account locked set

why cant i get good damn

SECRET PREVIEW OF 6.89 HERE:

Rod of Ruin
>Magic Stick (200) + Mantle (150) + Mantle (150) = Rod of Ruin (500)
>+6 Intelligence
>+40% Spell Damage (only works against non-hero units)
>Energy Charge (Active, targets self)
>Regenerates 15 hp/mana per charge. Gains up to 10 charges, 1 per spell cast
>Energy Blast (Active, targets creeps)
>Deals 200 magic damage + 100 per energy charge
>14 cooldown

and then this new item:
>Engraved Moonstone (225 gold)
>+0.85 HP regen
>Magical Damage Burst (passive)
>Whenever you deal 50 or more magic damage to an enemy hero, consumes a charge to deal 120 bonus magic damage on that spell
>Only consumes 1 charge when a spell hits a hero, but further heroes hit by that same spell take an additional 120 without consuming a charge
>When all charges are gone, item disappears
>6 cooldown

>>160482742
>All Valve did was have an intern checkmark sets from the community market to be put in chest and sold with 90% profit going to them
>Will still make a fortune

i really REALLY want to fuck an anime

What is the best way to learn how to carry a game and play hard carries in general?

I have reached 3k MMR (started at 2k) by spamming roamers and supports but there are times when I feel I could be winning my games if I had picked a carry but lack the actual mechanics to play as one.

Should I just spam AM and farm like a madman?

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>he doesn't code his own scripts

top kek

>>160482560


We need reddit spy confirmation of this

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>>160482742
> the account locked set
????? account locked set????????
????
??

>>160482907
spam sleeping pills and kill yourself

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put me in coach

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>team dominating 1 LAN event
>lol team is tier 1

>>160482907
80% of the players in 2-3,5k doesnt know shit about mechanics.
Dota D.Bowie has some good videos.
Watch them and learn.
Also, always random until you can play all heroes decently. you need understanding of them all to play against them all

>>160483473

Alright, I'll look into it. Thanks boss.

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What did he mean by this?

This BeyondTheSummit lounge stream is AWESOME!

Tune in for some genuine fun!

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who should i play to enforce my patrician political aesthetic on blue pilled plebs?

>>160483556
it means dota is just a hero brawler that requires no thinking. The games excitement is measured by KDA scores and not by actual team play and strategy like in League

someone with sf arcana post the new shoulders with arcana and deso arms plox

I feel like I need to use the bathroom and I just got into a game, what do I do? I can't abandon now

>>160483829
suck your own dick and drink it. It'll filter back through you and you'll just pee it out when the match is over

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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seriously why the fuck is that sf set the ultra rare

the fucking ww or ember wouldve been better as ultra rare.

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odds: I go to bed early and get a good night's rest
evens: I stay up and play dota

The new dirge item ulti looks spooki

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>>160483985
>google image search
>best result: female

>>160483692

>league
>strategy

go back to your containment general lolbab

there is literally no strategy in league outside drafting the better team.

>>160484058
>look at it
>get flashbacks of The Thing

Shit looks tight.

>Ta was my first hero
>love ta
>people say she has dick
why must ppl makes me sad :,(

which hero is most like ryze from league (machine gun combo mage)

>>160483001

international 2016 had a non-immortal treasure that had sets for arc warden, sf

like 10 sets. you cant sell or market those sets. i believe thats what he means by account locked

Could someone enlighten me on this Wisdom bullshit? If it has something to do with reddit discussions or league I wouldn't know shit about it.

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>>160484389
the penis is a plus though

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>>160484504
No fucking clue.

wtf i love vp now

>>160484540
don't fall for the CIS teams are good during winter/at the summit meme

>>160484525
but what if im not gay

>>160484389
youre literally a closeted homosexual if you dont masturbate to futa

When is ODpixel planning on losing his babyfat?

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>>160484684
just use her pussy then

>>160484403
https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Fucking lolbabs literally never google

>>160484403
just googled him and looked at his moves

lookes like a retard version of storm spirit

>>160485087
>>160484403
or maybe underlord

>>160484403
od

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reminder of best esports girl

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>tusk will never, EVER be viable again in your lifetime

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Um dota 2 retards? how accurate is this?

>>160485987
>in your lifetime
as if dota will survive that long

>>160486039
>Kunkka only has 6 squares filled
>Venge has 9
>Venge is literally 50% better than Kunkka

>>160486039

>gyrocopter is a carry

No he is a piece of shit that punishes players who random their heroes

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>>160486039
those stats are garbage what I want to know is which Doter has the tightest butt

https://youtu.be/vlZ66CwtrXM

>You will never stick your dick into Undying

>laning against PA
>she does nothing in lane but farm and spam daggers at me
>the mana cost is so low that there is no reprieve
>sometimes she even farms with the daggers
>she never gets close enough even for ranged heroes to zone her
>by level 6 I have to roam/jungle because of the crits
>and she still scales heavily into midgame

HOW

IS

THIS

BALANCED

>>160486448
slark

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>yfw there are people in d2g right now who have never had sex

Which drugs let you cope the best with a mmr losing trip/nightmare?

I literally the the least deaths in the server and have a positive game impact every single game

how come Im not 8k yet?

>>160487041
>polluting your temple to drugs
>not meditating to realign your ki so you win the next game

>>160486635
Just stun her.

>>160487268
>stun her for 2 seconds
>you miss 6 times in a row
>she daggers you
>if you ever go below 50% hp she can blinka nd hit you 15 times
?

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Our guy is streaming dotards

>>160486039
>>160486298
how is going from 6 to 9 50%? wouldnt that be 30%?

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>>160483556
League = Soccer
Dota = Basketball

If theres over 100 kills/points scored in a game, its probably not a good game

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>EG lost in two games against n0lans
are NAdota a bust?

>>160487370
our Adelaide?

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>>160487449
adelaide

>>160487370
what's your favorite hero gatorade?

>>160487423
honeypots

>>160486039
>Akasha
>no point in support
wew lad

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>>160487516
silencer

>>160487268
Like >>160487328 said, evasion is painful to deal with and playing magic nukers in pubs is risky when most safelane carries are retards and there is enough farm to go around anyway.

PA is mainly annoying because her pick is usually the odd man out in a team comp so you either counter her or the rest of her team. It's pure luck.

>AMERICAN home-based tournament
>2(TWO) NA teams are at the lower bracket

Really fired up those corticis

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Oldfags, here?

>>160487390
6+50%=9

>>160487847
oh... right...........

im dumb, my math teacher was bad

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>>160487843

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>>160487676
>Silencer
patrician taste tbqh aussie shitposter

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>>160487843
>hey Nevermore can you gank bottom and help us kill Leviathan?
>I use legacy keys
>I use alt QAZWSX for items
>reuse chicken
>I got my own courier

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>there are people in this thread who think EG won't win the Boston Major
ill be laughing in a month so enjoy while it lasts

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>yeah im scared, all he does is watch this dumb game called dota on the internet

>>160488134
>RTZ
>Winning a Major

Literally never. Maybe after the Major when RTZ is off too Secret they'll win the next one.

>>160488118
whats wrong with 'reuse chicken'? sometimes I need to put items on the courier but it went so fast in and out of base i didnt get it so i move the cour back 1-2 sec, put items on, right click it into their lane and say 'reuse'
dont u dare fedora label me boi

doturds?

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>>160488389

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>>160488443

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Sing is strim

>CHILD FRIENDLY, RACIST FREE, PHILO SEMITIC, GENDER EQUALITY PROMOTING STREAM
kek

>>160483556
"so winning is actually losing so thats dota huh"

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>>160488590
doturd

Reminder that only shitskins and russians are still gameshitters. Get out while you can

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>>160488880
linaturd!

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Go to secret confa, need punish perdoters

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>>160488976

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>>160488976
>>160489018

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>>160489081

>singsing now has wall and america flag emotes

literally ourguy

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And if I tell you that 2 times a day for ordering pizza Florentina 950 rubles and a latte for 750 rubles? And tonight, I have prepared a bottle of Jack Daniels, brought a friend from London?

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>>160489192

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>>160489223

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What has this thread come to...
Instead of smearing shit everywhere, Give me some tips how to git gud on doto.
i wanna be popular doto guy like my friends... why does everybody have to be so good.
im the only one who doesnt get to play even though they are not full party...

>buy items for a hero
>they don't change their equipment but still get the attribute bonuses

Why is dota such a lazy game?

Casey drawing dicks on live TV

liveleak.com/view?i=a93_1479425117

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>>160489397
>>160489397
Lost with lush down, which confused my tube dotated with his cancer bryanskim the public contactoare and now sits everywhere detectit their abusers. Fix the detector, trash normalgay, before I cut off your genitals and threw them into the sea.

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>>160489375
Fuck off, dotard!

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>>160489457
casey is cute! Cute!

>>160489375
Go for a 5man queue if you want to rise in MMR

Solo queue in ranked is a gamble

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>>160489457
>>160489565
>>160489567
It's amazing what inflammation of the cerebellum this fool. Scum sitting on a shitty chair and trying to be funny and some memes to do. Typing posts with their crooked fingers and Liboi the fuck up while my mom prepares pelmets. Tin, you're a fucking bug. Imitation of a living being.

>>160489614
Thanks

>>160489773
The baffling continues...

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>>160482645
>no ginger gf
>windrunner will never be real
>will never fall asleep smelling windrunner's
hair

;___________________________;

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>>160489838
>not feet

What the fuck is shitshit playing

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>>160489934

>>160487098
>he thinks that the end results are not what matters

It's a team game, if your lineup is bad you're bound to lose.

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what are some /u/ pairings besides WR x Drow?

>>160490087
Pa x Spectre

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>>160490087
but anon they are the best /u/ couple!
you don't need anyone else...

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>>160490176
Get out of here with that shit

We all know PA and Omni is Canon

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>>160490293
excuse me but that's wrong

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Kill yourself perdoters

>be me
>looking at Leshrac changelogs
>"eh, aside from the damage and jump nerf to lightning he's not really that different from before. maybe he's still a good hero"
>decide to try him out
>queue up unranked
>pick lesh
>get completely obliterated all game long

wew

>>160490591
Lesh was indirectly, not directly nerfed, because of the fucking raindrops. Now he's only good against morons that don't buy them, which is a long shot since they're such a good item.

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>>160490404
PA is clearly taunting TA in this picture with the fact that she has such a loving husbando

>>160490591
>>160490934
lesh was fucking raped with the nerf to lightning

>>160487676
>playing support like a sissy boy

>>160487676
>silencer

What's your favorite set / item combination, cutie?

>>160491958
Silent Champion+Shield of Stillness+Fan of piercing silence
All of his sets look too overdone tbqh

>tfw no immortal

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>ixmike has more than 100 viewers
>but not just more than 100 viewers
>but 700 viewers
o-our guy has finally made it

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>>160492547
>not watching our guy MATUMBAMAN

>>160492547
who

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What if Dota 2 had actual graphics?

Whats up with all anime watchers and dota?
I think my friends even watch anime trying to hide it (it doesn't fucking work).
even i watch a little bit when i get to bored, not sure if i like it though

>>160492838
Anime is proven to make you better at dota

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>Call people friends and bros in game, no matter what.
>End up with this
easy

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I COULD EAT A

>>160492893
Dicksucking faggot

>>160492893
i do the same thing except last game
i just got tired of people fighting over mid and picking 2-3 mid heros
i might have called them retards and a bit more
everybody said they will report me
never again

>>160493028
aquatic phallus

>>160493028
Slark

>>160492792
Which vidya?

>>160493028
sea cucumber

>>160493028
moot

>go Viper off
>enemy Ogre tries to bully me out of lane
>put 2 points into passive
>ogre tries to dive
>he dies to passive
lol

Then my Spirit Breaker charged bottom and we killed them and he rage quit. But seriously playing solo versus Ogre isn't fun at all. I bought like 5 salves just to stay in lane.

>>160493028
sieg rape

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/14/Face_move_08.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/92/Pugna_spawn_04.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c2/Pugna_move_17.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f0/Pugna_attack_12.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/54/Pugna_level_02.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f7/Pugna_level_03.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/82/Pugna_kill_08.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/2e/Pugna_death_08.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/35/Pugna_respawn_04.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f6/Pugna_rare_04.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/45/Pugna_win_03.mp3

what the fuck is oblivion?

>>160492164
You don't even have a Moon Whirl.
What a casual lol

>>160491001
Why is Omniknight standing on a soap box?

>>160493397
Second Turok game

>>160493397
>mfw TES4:Oblivion was released 20 years ago and newkids don't know about it

>>160482865
>Rod of Ruin
I remember when I thought this was a good MtG card

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>tfw the wisdom shitposters where actually valve leakers
Yes!!!

>>160493938

What evidence do we have of this?

>>160493915
??
I don't remember my dick ever being a MtG card.

>>160493938
>where
americans still up? go to sleep

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>2017
>he doesn't main wisdom heroes

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>>160493028
hey there

>>160493993
its a forced meme

>>160493938
>wisdom shitposters
who?

>>160491001
>trillions of pictures with the same couple by the same artist

do you think he/she sees him/herself as one of the characters of the couple having lewd fantasies and masturbating while drawing?

>>160494238
I should certainly hope so

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...

Hey!

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>>160494036
>I don't remember my dick ever being a MtG card.

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>>160494172
You are so dumb mate, you have no idea...

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Hmmm.

Dotards!??

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>>160494378
woah dude so funny

wanna fight or something?

>>160494378
what is the thing next to the (3)?

>>160494568
1/2

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>tfw no cat hero

>>160493050
I verbally abuse my team all the time and never end up in LPQ, most I ever got was a mute.

>go mid
>get cucked by le ebin orb man of free cold snap kills
>go safelane
>get cucked by le ebin meme scorpion and his buddy le ebin free BKB knight
>go offlane
>get cucked by le ebin paranoid goblin
>go jungle
>get cucked by le ebin roaming cat of abundant currency

WHAT IS EVEN SAFE TO PLAY

IM SICK OF LOSING

IM SICK OF GETTING KEKED

IM SICK OF GETTING REPORTED

What if there was a hero that could counterspell?

>ability that places a 1 second long debuff
>0 cast point / travel time
>first spell cast while debuff is active gets countered

Will Wisdom save the game?

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>>160494623
how do you pay half a mana?

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>tfw no ape hero

>>160494679
lotus orb dude

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>>160494706
no, check the liquipedia

>>160494739
lotus orb would be more like a fork than a counter

>>160494469
it's safe to say...the bubble has POPPED

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>>160494674
>WHAT IS EVEN SAFE TO PLAY
Those heroes you are complaining about.

>>160494706
>LBR2 & LBR3
I think tomorrow is LBR1 since its the first teams in lower bracket,

>>160494498
sorry bro i don't fight furfags

>>160494702
>>160494469
No. It's safe to say Valve has no idea what they are doing.

what is this wisdom thing you're talking about? You mean how int scales with your nukes? wasn't that patched in like a year ago?

>>160494917

it's just a shitposter trying to force his meme of the day

ignore and move on as usual

>>160494674
>paranoid goblin
timber?

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>>160493397
Only the best open-world RPG in the past fifteen years!

You did buy it, didn't you anon?

>>160495018
sounds dumb

>>160495153
fuck off Todd stop forcing me to buy your shit games when I can just pirate it

if any of you have a greedy greevil(3UE) that you're willing to sell, pls resbond. I'm interested.

>>160495247
>pirate
good luck with that when TES has become an MMO and Fallout will follow with the next iteration

>>160494728
>beastmaster

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>NP forced to play with Wings
>if they manage to win their losers bracket game they will play with EG

was NP created with the sole purpose of being Wings/Eg's little shared bitch?

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Make this /d2g/-related

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>enemy picks antimage
>ah I got this guys
>picks necro
>wut
>goes shadowblade first item
>fuck we're gonna lose
>goes Silver Edge Aghs
>mfw Necro deleting AM with magic damage

>>160495751

>PPD_attempts_to_get_RTZ_to_stop_trying_to_destroy_the_team

>>160495751
>tinker.jpg

inb4 faggot frog nerfs pudge for no reason now that he's finally viable

>>160496241

>tanky dps GoodRider that poops out SuperRadiance damage and literally needs 1-2 items to be an enormous threat all game without risk to himself

>also has 1.2k damage point blank "combos" on 30 second cooldown

Meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mLz6hTYmDs&feature=youtu.be

>people like this exist

>boot up dota 2
>close dota 2

>>160496501
This guy was pretty smart. At least he snatched himself some pussy for life before he went completely bald. This way he made sure to capitalize before he went even more down hill. Now the stupid bitch has to suck his dick every night either she likes it or not.

>>160496605
>having dota installed

Hello shitskin/russian gameshitter

>Lebanon woke up
time to queue so I can post plenty of blogs later and annoy him

>play unranked for warmup
>blood and OD lose lanes horribly
>despite the fact that their picks were better than mine and my support's
>calls me a feeder based on OD's score and not mine
>check dota profile
>0.08 versatility score
>literally only plays bloodseeker
>I fed and memed in chat the rest of the game

It was too strong an impulse

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>>160495247
BUY IT

>>160496849
kys blogshitter

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>tfw you carry your booga retards with clutch ooga plays

>me ooga
>team booga

uh muh choongas?

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>>160496501
Disgusting manlets? Yes

>>160496770
>Now the stupid bitch has to suck his dick every night either she likes it or not.

>2016
>divorce exists

I wish blogshitters and gameshitters just went to reddit and let us discuss streamers and esports in peace

>>160497247
?
slacks isnt a manlet

>>160496241
Hook's cooldown needs to go up to 8 seconds with Aghs.
It's just stupid having to dodge a hook late game every 4 goddamn seconds. Either that or reduce its range by 300 or something. Pudge hook is just a pain in the ass win or lose because of all the fucking buffs he's gotten.

Wasn't NA dota supposed to be better than EU?

>>160497583
havent you heard? literally EVERY team and player is shit now, there are no good dota players anymore, and there never has been, it was all a lie. its over now everyone is a shitter, called out, cover blown, thread ded!
or so d2g tells me atleast

>>160497583
EG has 4 europeans on the team

>>160484763
>guy who spends all his time playing/casting games
>losing weight

>>160497583
honey
pot
lan

yEAH thats it boys

I wonder what sheevers fart smells like haha

hey guys im watching EG FL rerun on bts right now please dont spoil anything okay be right back ~

>>160487407
LOL!

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>>160497583
no, china and europe are the only relevant regions in dota

Dota players smell bad

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>>160498978
*farts at you*

>tfw loss streak after a win

feelsbad

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>day 1 vp destroys china's best
>day 2 og destroys america's best
>they will have to face each other now

can't wait for those two euro trains colliding at high speed
finally some actual good dota in our way

>Singx2's game right now
jesus christ
is mirana the hardest carry in the game?

>>160499398
my hard dick can carry mirana if you know why I mean

Ofc the girl fucks this up, ofc

THAT JAKIRO WAS FUCKING SHIT

Take a lesson from my advice:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ult.

>stream shitters

fuck off

>not watching our guy sing

>>160499527
Cuz shes a girl

who is alice?

Who has the highest party MMR in the game?

>>160499741
my neighbour

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>first solo que high skill game

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>tfw to intelligence too play Dota

>slowly getting worse than sc2g

This happens when no esports are on

>>160499589
lmao get a fucking veil and/or euls, if you gon 5man you dont get a fucking octarine core, the push window is gone by then
baka anon

>>160500853
people that actually play the game left for reddit or whatever other place long ago
majority of current d2g is either streamcucks that have never played the game or shitters that stopped playing the game to not embarrass themselves any further and now for some reason stay here complaining about everything as if anyone cared about their opinion

>>160501002
>people that actually play the game left for reddit

I wish

>>160501002
i play every day :v

>>160501071
>half the posts are not dota related
>most of the remaining posts are about ecelebs, streamcucks, waifus and other shit

it's true, autists like you are the vast majority.
which is fine d2g acts as the containment place for retards and becomes mildly interesting during esports when you guys release the true power of your autism

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>low priority
>single draft
>techies,wisp,another shit hero
>next game
>single draft
>wisp,luna,chen

uhh, okay valve, okay.

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Quenevyre the Banshee Songstress
17 Strength (1.6 growth) - 18 Agility (2.0 growth) - 24 Intelligence (3.5 growth)

Q - Ethereal Fog
Deals 15/30/45/60 damage per second and reduces the magic resistance of units inside by a flat 4% per second. 250/300/350/400 radius, lasts 6 seconds, magic weakening persists 1/2/3/4 seconds after leaving fog.
Cast Range of 400
Affects: Enemy units, neutrals, does not pierce spell immunity, debuff can be purged
Re-entering the fog resets the debuff timer and continues adding new debuff stacks
70/80/90/100 Mana - 12 second Cooldown

W - Ghostly Surge
The Banshee becomes ethereal and phased, losing 40% magic resist but traveling at 600 speed, up to 500/600/700/800 distance or for 1.5 seconds, whichever is reached first.
Deals 80/140/200/260 damage to any enemy units passed through while slowing them 40% for 1.5/2/2.5/3 seconds.
Damages in a 175 radius around the Banshee.
Affects: Enemy units, neutrals, does not damage or slow spell immune units
Purged by BKB, casting Surge while under the effects of BKB immediately puts the spell on cooldown, but still usable while under the effects of Repel
120/130/140/150 Mana - 20/14/10/8 second Cooldown

E - Haunting Presence (passive)
Passively reduces the magic resist of enemy units by 8/12/16/20% within 700 radius of the Banshee.
Disabled by Break

R - Deathly Wail
Quenevyre lets loose her terrible song, channeling over 4 seconds and dealing 60/90/120 damage per second within 600/700/800 radius. At the end of her channel a crescendo is reached, dealing an additional 250/375/500 burst damage to enemy units caught inside.
Affects: Enemy units, neutrals
200/350/500 Mana - 80/70/60 second Cooldown

Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade - Deathly Wail now slows enemies caught inside by 25% and reduces their attack speed by 100. The slow pierces spell immunity.

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dotards?

>>160501291
>another dendi stack

i'm not even paying attention to those any longer

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>>160501269
>wotc

>magic:tg copies dota
>dota copies blizzard
>blizzard copies warhammer
>warhammer copies d&d
>d&d is owned by wotc which also owns magic:tg

>>160501269
ult is a bit underwhelming desu

>>160501227
Why are even here then? There's no esports for hours. Go circlejerk on reddit and upvote "slack appreciation thread" and other garbage

>>160501404
>getting triggered by shitposts & le 4chan culture
lebanon? u fine bro?

>>160501368
I didn't want it to be too ridiculous. The assumption is you'd go Veil into BKB, and 25% + 20% passively +4% from fog means dudes are taking like 20-30% more damage from ult plus slowed since the combo is W into Q into R.

Should Aghs buff the damage per second or something? She's a mid game nuker/support type hero.

Do people not appreciate slacks here? The fun and enjoyment he brings to Dota? The hard work he puts in?

Where would we be without slacks! Imagine how BORING these tournaments would be without his comic relief! hah

>>160501404
>Go circlejerk on reddit and upvote
But that's exactly what everyone does except for half a dozen autists like yourself
why do you think this place is dead?

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>>160501482
problem i see is she's a high priority target and you're forcing her to channel her ult for 4s in the middle of the enemy team
it's like CM but CM offers utility as a support like stuns (roots) slows and mana regen
i don't see her being a support desu

>>160501291
>funn1k

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>>160501261
>luna
problem?

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>All NA team suck huge fucking dick.
>OG/VP dominating.
Uh Ameri babs?

>>160501727

but look at the flags >>160500920

VP is russian and OG is world, not european

meanwhile NP is "us" despite being 3 canadians

must be so sad to only have 1 okay team in the whole history of dota so you have to manipulate information to not look so bad

>>160501623
Well, a support in the sense she's definitely not a hard carry. If a game goes on long enough she'd definitely be in a supporting role.

You can farm with Q, even stacks because of the magic weakening, so she's definitely envisioned as a farming hero who's strong at ganking in the early game.

I've been thinking 4 seconds is kinda long though. What if it was only like, 3 seconds and did more damage per second, same total damage just over a shorter duration?
Or, madman here, what if she could still move while ulting, but was disarmed and muted while ulting?

>>160501291
>Sasha
based Xbox back to reclaim his throne

>another treasure with shit hats, save for the rares

man

volvo is not even trying to hide how jewish they are

>>160502214
>muh non free coosmetics
>jeeeeeeeeeeews

have you considered suicide? I bet you do every single day

>>160502271
why are you even here shill?

haven't you noticed how dead your game is in north america?

>>160502332
you forgot to add some ebin meme in your post le volvoooo xDD le giff diretiiiide LOOOL so epic XD

just kill yourself

>>160502398
>m-my game isn't dead

http://www.ticketmaster.com/venueartist/8248/2298626

one month later they're still selling tickets for the boston major

shits ded bruh

>>160502434
>they are calling me retarded
>fast! activate diversion tactics

you are still an underaged retard

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>>160502434
Foreigners who like Dota (read: Slavs and SEAmonkeys) can't get visas and Boston is a shit hole that nobody outside of the states probably knows of.

Can't blame them, I could get on a flight to go to Boston but why the fuck would I want to stay in a hotel in Boston when I can be comfy in my non flyover state home.

>>160502491
i cant wait for the empty stadium pictures

its gonna be fun spamming this thread with them

>>160502537
I'm sure the other <100 autists that still dwell in this shithole will care a lot about those pics

I bet you get bullied daily irl how fucking pathetic can a person be?

>>160502603
> >100 autists!
hey now, there's atleast 101 different posters here!

>>160502434
What brilliant mind had the idea of hosting it in fucking Boston

Valve is becoming increasingly stupid, I hope this game dies soon

>>160495751
garfielf goes on a diet is the epitome of garfielf kino

>>160502332
Who the fuck cares about the Honeypot Nation?

>>160502434
whats the point of going there to watch dota on a shitty screen?
Spend how much money staying in a hotel?

Kinda pointless

They should do these tournaments in cheap places, not in super expensive liberal shitholes

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>>160503158
There can be only one snek

>>160503129
You forget that Valve employees get Hawaiian vacations three times a year, they don't realize it's expensive to the average person, let alone the average foreigner.

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>>160503158

>me and bro compleatly feeds top lane
>random support dude is chill as fuck and comes to help
>entire match is a 190 angle uphill climb
>we win in the end
>no one was angry at us for failing so hard
game was fun
dire must be pretty fucking salty

>>160503447
Wow, what game were you playing?

Is LD ethnically a Jew or not?

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>>160503679
Maybe

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>no ass hero

>>160503579
there is this Wc3 mod...

im such bad axe
i want to cry

>>160503679
Look at him. Of course he is.

>>160503884
>who is yames

I see there's really nothing to talk about because every topic has been exhausted to death. We got our heroes of the 6months as usual that are OP, then we have the shitty esports scene that keeps setting itself 2 years back by rebreaking down their good teams. This is so boring I'm heading to /a/.

>>160503983
ok

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>>160503884
>>160503930

So what sets of the new chest did you TURDS get / purchased?

>>160489565
Fuck that cunt for stealing Soe's job.

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>>160503983
Good choice

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post garbage heroes that should never be made ungarbage

ill start

>player complains about composition of team
>is playing jungle doom

>>160489565
>be like 50
>be a massive slut

just what the fuck

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>treasure III still tagged as unreleased when you try to market it and thus worth less
nice scam la

>>160487407
What kind of logic is that? DotA just has a different meta.

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>roam to another lane to gank
>autist can't stop right clicking creeps to help you kill the 20 hp juggernaut running away

>>160504242
Buy more, goy.

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>wake up
>our jew and our guy NoTail single handedly btfo 2 NA cuck teams yesterday

Can't say i wasn't expecting it...xd

>>160504296
Seriously, how do I change it into the released version? This is a matter of 30 cents.

Low prio is a blessing in disguise.

All of you are playing low prio wrong.

Don't think of it as your average ranked game and complain afterwards about your terrible experience.

When you go low prio, don't try to fight it by "coordinating" your teams and making "good team comps".

Just have fun, it's a release from the stressful normal games where everyone fights for that +25.

It's a callback to your first games of dota where mjollnir jakiro and daedalus bounty hunter were legit.

Jungle legion?

Forget about that, lion is back in the jungle where he belongs.

No discrimination exists here, everyone is equal, everyone is core.

Embrace the chaos, laugh at the puta madres and cyka blyats and continue your game knowing that anything and everything can happen.

It's a world of possibilities, unhindered by the weight of the meta, free flowing as the river that divides our battlefield.

A game where heart and soul matter more than mere game knowledge and mechanics.

A victory where a team rejoices as a whole and feels a sense of camaraderie, an actual feeling of achievement shared among 5 individuals despite the language barriers present.

A battle that wasn't fought for numbers or to climb one more rung up the MMR ladder, but for a greater, more human meaning.

Some say the heart of dota lies in the esports scene, but the heart doesn't lie at the peak.

No, you have to dig deep, very deep to reach the true heart of dota.

>>160504629
This is fucking top tier CRINGE.

>>160504629
>All of you are playing low prio wrong.
most sane people dont ever play low prio
didnt read the rest

@160504504
why is dc only NA when they lose?

>>160504629
>wanting to play low priority

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>>160504695
>>160504716
>>160504749

EZ FUCKIN' (You)'s

Awwww shieeeeeet!!!!!

>>160503129
who holds a multi-million dollar tournament in a flyover state?

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>>160504739
Us superior Euros never claimed DC as EU, Fuck off kiddo.

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>pick riki
>follow invoker mid
>do nothing
>invoker has an autistic meltdown shift clicking his exp bar
>do nothing
>starts feeding
>elapsed game time: 40 seconds

>>160504876
kys blogshitter

>>160504810
who holds it in fucking boston?

>>160484154
not sure if google or my isp but all reverse image searches for hentai doujins/artists are coming up "Cartoon Network"

They have a billion dollar algorith in the works, they fucking know what it is, theyre just being cucked into not giving accurate porn results

>>160504960
>implying there's anything wrong with boston

>>160504960
just answer the question nerd

>that guy who accuses you of being peruvian while speaking in broken english using shit like "antigamer", "ratas", and "shh child"