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>Regulation v1.22 patchnotes - Nov. 11th
>http://steamcommunity.com/games/374320/announcements/detail/366309728590281257

>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/

>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub

>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63

>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>Community & Fanart
http://pastebin.com/vVWz9pJm
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1st for YOU ARE ACTUALLY MANUS
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>looking at TPGS and GFS AR on mugenmonkey
>30 faith and 10 int
>adding 5 more faith gives more than 5 more int
>30 int and 10 faith
>adding 5 more int gives more than 5 more faith
>adding 5 to the larger stat is always either equal or better until you're going past 40

does it really have inverted scaling until you hit 40? Also, since when has TPGS required 0/0 int/faith? I thought it was 9/9 like GFS.
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FC WHEREEE
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>tfw trying to do a no summon challenge run
Wish me luck bros.
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Aah, you were at my side, all along...
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>>160391748
>no summon
>CHALLENGE run

wow you're a faggot
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Souls games needed more moments that sent shivers down your spine.

Like when I was beating the shit out of the Living Failures and they prayed for help,and the sky turned into the cosmos. That was a great moment.

I liked how From was tapping into the sort of desperation that makes you call on a higher power.

Too bad you only knew that about Wolnir after the fact and sent him back to the Abyss.
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>>160391748
Its not even a challenge, its the only real way to play
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>>160391862
>THIRTY FPS
>720P
>CAN'T EVEN SUSTAIN 30 FPS UNDER LOAD

I just got a PS4 and bloodborne today for $100. I got to the Cleric demon and the frame rate dropped. Why would anyone choose to play a game in these conditions?

I still like the game and I will continue to play it. The cane is pretty good because it has range and close quarters
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>No FCs
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>>160392130
id host but this general has absolute shit tastes for FC locations

see: High Wall, Snowy Mountain Pass for the last nineteen FCs in a row
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PYRO, FAITH OR INT?

CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>160392335
Host where ever you want, it's your right as the host
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>>160392383
all of them

use crystal chime and parting flame at the same time, you'll get fire surge, black flame, AND darts

plus free chime regen WA since you aren't pocketing it
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>>160392383
str
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>>160392438
where i want to host is completely irrelevant

nobody comes if it's a "shit" location
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>>160392495
>>>/b/
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>>160392495
looks like someone just got javelin'd
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>>160391862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiboHWwr12M&t=2m20s
That was a good moment
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Xth for Gwyndolin

>>>/r/14962600
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>>160392457
>>160392476
Its for DS2
Never used magic but now I have to choose
I heard you dont even need stats to go pyro

Probably will start with it
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Well why the fuck did you bring it up anyways then? Stop teasing my cock.
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what did he mean by this?
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>>160392681
>>160392529
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>if vaati says it then it must be true!
Sometimes I really hate people.
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>>160392529
i'll host my penis in your shit location
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>>160392770
pcfcbfs
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>>160392913
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How safe is it to use CE in dark souls 3? Just need to add some materials to upgrade weapons.

I noticed just about every single youtuber uses it, but I'm unsure.
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>>160392770
im glad I already have a boyfriend
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>>160392913
please do
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>>160393182
tfw bf of 4 years left me
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>>160392619
>dont even need stats to go pyro
that's ds1, where the spells scaled purely off the flame and not your stats
though I never made a pyro in 2 and haven't touched it in ages, so who knows
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so is Profaned Greatsword still good?
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>>160393152
I got hit by a softban wave after using it offline for about a week to test stuff.

So I'd say its not safe at all.
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>>160393229
It's ok anon, i can be your new bf of four years untill i find some one cuter
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>>160392495
I ain't hurtin' a fly, my man. Chillax famalam.
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>Wolnir's Holy Sword WA not only takes an entire afternoon to go off, but doesn't even have hyper armor until a full second after the animation starts
What the fuck were they thinking, it's like they purposefully tried to make it unusable
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>>160393152
Adding materials should be okay as long as it's in small amounts and you take every single precaution necessary. Don't be adding 99 titanite slabs all in a single drop. I also always make sure the last item i pick up before i quit and go back online is one that i got from the actual game world, and not CE'd.
I've been using it since release, and was just using it last week, and I haven't been hit yet.
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Why does miyazaki hate sorceries and miracles so much?

How can they go through the trouble of buffing underused melee weapons when the other half of the combat system is literally untouched?

Why even bother coding in shit like hexes when you leave them so bad that nobody ever bothers to even attempt to make them work
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So what does Dark damage feel like?
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Do you know any enemies that has attacks/animations they rarely use?

Off the top of my head i know about this, Bed of Chaos' fireball, Centipede Demon fireball and Nito's grab attack
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>>160393689
>miracles
>and sorceries
Miracles yes. Sorceries? No.
Sorceries shit all over miracles.
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>>160393784
*smacks lips*
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whats the difference between the large club and the great club
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>>160393784
Like someone shoved something in your butt and you're not sure if you're okay with that or not.
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>>160393823
everything shits all over miracles
everything except for miracles shits over sorceries
both are completely worthless in their own right and only have fringe use as a complement to melee
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>>160393784
nerve damage, tingly and cold
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>>160393790
Ceaseless Discharge has that one super fucking weird attack that I have only ever seen 1 time in a video with oro and peeve.
>>160393905
One of them is really good and one of them is really big
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>Can't get past Friede Stage 1
>There are 3 stages

Why am I so bad
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Just to make 200% sure:

In Dark Souls 2, I just unlocked Steady Hand McDuff, I'm a melee-faith build and already have my terrific Heide Sword. Do I want to boost it with a Boltstone I have for extra lightning or do I want to do something else, like Fire, because even if it does a little less damage it'll still be ok vs. stuff with lightning resist?
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>>160393784
It's weighty and physical, so probably like getting hit by a wall of water that has some force behind it.
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>>160394080
because you're not learning and probably playing it like a DPS race against a boss that'll win every time. you're also probably not finding and hitting her when she goes invisible
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>>160393784
Like getting punched by Mike Tyson if he was made of IcyHot.

What the fuck does magic feel like though
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>>160394080
>>There are 3 stages
>being spoiled
I pity you. I was legitimately fooled. When I got my slab and the music ended I legitimately thought it was it over. But then I slowly realized it wasn't.
It was intense.
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>Host attacks while you're bowing
>Host disconnects before dying

fuck off
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>>160394080
>They let you parry her shit at every stage
I actually giggled a bit. The bad-ass anime 'teleports behind u and goes invisible' garbage was just icing on the cake.
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Is there a way to do STR/FAI aside from lightning blade LKGS?
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Is there any other way to trigger the seigward fire demon fight aside from running ahead and him yelling "you should of waited!" Like will he eventually go out on his own and fight it?
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what are the most viable str weapons. Im bored
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Why does ludleth have no legs?
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So newest update supposedly buffed UG weps poise.

What actually happened?
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>>160393790
Off the top of my head, Vendrick can use a fire/dark orb attack when you're far away.
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>>160394412
>Will an onion ever actually do anything without being forced to?
You tell me senpai.

>>160394594
Aldrich ate them on his way to anor londo.
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>>160394080
I made it to second phase because I found out how to find her when she's invisible

2nd phase is a clusterfuck,
>2 attacks with Murakumo
>screen shakes
>lockon screws up camera, get a face full of chair
>lose health somehow chug 2 estus
>run out
>die
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>>160393948
Sorcery is hidden op
Flash sword is goat and soul masses are peefect
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>>160394291
I tried parrying her on stage three until I realize I couldnt.

Proof?
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>>160394571
>that picture
Did that comic ever get finished?
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>>160394571
Vordts GH you pussy


Get comfy with the HA, and you'll have a ton of fun. WA is great for attempting a fully charged r2
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>>160393689
>tfw 25 faith and 15 int with scholar ring
>try using rapport, warmth, and dead again for necromancy hijinks
>turns out dead again blows major dick
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>>160394870
Which one? The camp sherwood or whatever it is called?
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>>160394826
Nope, you're probably right. Remembered that I tried to parry the black flame shit and gave up after the third try. I remember being able to critical her in some way though. Maybe a backstab.
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>>160394997
Yea
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>The mosquitos respawn endlessly

How the fuck is this myth still alive?
They spawn 3 times each, then they're fucking gone
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I give up for the night, 2nd phase keeps getting me and idk how I'm gonna even do the third phase out of estus. NG +4 man urgh

I guess Im going to grind on knights even though I'm SL 225
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>>160394870
nope but we got some hot helga and timantha scissoring
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>>160395449
It's ongoing still
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>actually got unbanned
well ok fromsoft
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>>160395584
>no mosquitos in farron keep
such a shame, would make invading there better than it already is
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>>160395678
M8, what weapon are you using that could possibly trip you up so badly?
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>>160395034
Yeah you can Backstab her all three stages, fully charged GH 2HR2's also knock her down. The twin axes from the Winged knights can infinitely stun lock her.
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>>160395873
Bans are cleared every patch
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>>160396564
I got banned in this patch and just got unbanned today
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>>160396178
Dark Murakumo, its the only thing that does any damage

Int 60, Fth 45
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>>160395678
at 225 NG +4 shouldn't be that hard, I just did NG+4 nameless king a while ago with 1800 HP.
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>>160396643
Are you aware that there was a patch on monday?
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>Return to DS3 after a long time not playing
>Get summoned as Aldrich Faithful one after another
>Every time its a host and his two phantoms + sometimes giant seed
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>>160396730
Did you actually read what i just wrote? I was banned until yesterday (wednesday), and today I'm not.
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>>160396178
Are they even weak to dark?

Anyhow try using a hammer or axe, something faster.
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So why does Ariandel have a fucking lordvessel to hit niggas with
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>>160393790
Imperious Knights, nutsack hollows, Targray, unarmed hollow soldiers all have a unique grab attack
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>>160396953
Holy shit, i didn't know that.
are they rarely used or is it only possible by forcing them to?
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>>160396861
don't have the STR for any good hammers or axes worth upgrading to crystal/dark. My stat spread is
20/18/60/45

Phase 1+2 are weak to dark
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The four kings hater is on /v/ right now.
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What does deep infusion even do?
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what triggers sirris to hate you and fail her quest line?

talking to rosario and getting the covenant emblem?
equipping the rosaria's fingers covenant emblem?
invading with the red eye orb as a finger of rosaria?
giving rosaria a pale tounge?
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>>160397641
Pale tongue
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>>160397542

It's like raw but it does dark damage.

Much like fire, they don't scale at all.
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>>160397676
>>160397686
im confused
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>>160397641
you can join and respec, its offering the tongues that betrays her
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>>160397676
Does it matter after she swears to be your knight? I normally just rape her since she's only useful as a summon for homoprinces.
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>>160397881
Ignore me, I'm retarded. It's giving her a pale tongue that makes her hostile
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>>160397881
>>160398014
Lemme Google that for you:
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Sirris+of+the+Sunless+Realms
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>>160397881
Wearing the emblem or offering a pale tongue outside of respeccing causes her to turn on you. Invading and respeccing are safe.
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>>160398014
Need her gesture to become a darkmoon blade and you will miss out on two armor sets and silver cat ring. There is nothing gay about brotherly closeness.
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>>160398107
>Using fextra as a source
There's so much wrong shit there you should never use it. It has no credibility
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Is there an FC on?
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whats the best "dagger" for a str build. thrall axe?
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>>160398553
No kidding. Fextralife had me grinding the red-eye spear knight in 1-1 on my third des character for a knight sword until I realized that there was no way that eas correct.
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>>160397218
They're just really, really rare, 1 in 1000 hours rare
The nutsack hollows grab you from behind and bite your neck, looks like rape
Targray does a special guard break with his shield, impales you
The hollow soldiers grab you and bite you like a RE zombie, also can vomit poison
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>>160398745
Fucking cool.
Is it obvious that they're about to grab you?
I want to bait them out, but i don't want to accidentally block or dodge it
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>>160398469
>Need her gesture to become a darkmoon blade and you will miss out on two armor sets and silver cat ring.
Did you read my post? I said after she swears fealty, meaning you already got to the point after you kill Hodrick with her.
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>>160399043
Why bother if you take the quest that far? If you really need one more reason you miss Hodrick's shield.
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Is there any way to play the 1.00 version of DaS1 on PC?

Back when the DWGR worked below 50% weight, and dragonbutts in Izalith aggro'd from further away, etc
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>DS3 wasn't nominated for GOTY

I hope Miyazaki is crying
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>>160399017
>Is it obvious
Most of them look like they're about to shield bash you. Targray's is the most common of those.
I'm pretty sure they do it more if you're blocking.
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Anyone wanna help me with NG+3 Pontiff? PS4

Pass is serahl
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>>160399351
You need to own the release game for ps3 or 360 and not go online the first time you boot it up

I used to do it back then to do the dragon head glitch for new characters
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>>160399414
Thanks mate.
I have a thing for this stuff.
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>>160399351
No, PC version came with 1.06
You need it on PS3 or 360 to play unpatched
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>>160399516
>>160399496
Fuck
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R8
The armor is place holder while I decide on thorns for a Chaos Servant look or trying to make morne's armor look demon like.
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>>160398061
so I can wear the rosaria emblem and invade as much as I want without failing her qeust as long as I don't give rosaria the tounges I earn?
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what the fuck man, how do you kill friede
it'd be fine if she didn't turn literally invisible before hooking me mid-roll and destroying 2/3 of my hp, let alone the shit she does in her third stage
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>>160399516
>>160399496
Wait, if i buy the game for 360 and don't connect to the internet, will that work?

Or does it come with the patches built in?
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Playing with my Irina cosplay on NG+ (120) and cooping with hosts through the area before some fucking shmuck invades and is shit at the game.

Guy couldn't kill me or my host because of my healing, and he ran out of Estus on account of being bad at the game, so he switched his hacks on because he clearly wasn't going to win any other way.

Fucking annoys me how there's no counter to that shit.
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>>160399631
whats the dex for
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>>160399804
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>>160399804
took me a second but now i'm crying
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>>160399884
Yes, that will work.
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Completed NG play through for my LCK Hollow character and my Mage character what should i try and build next?
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>>160399884
You can connect to the internet. Just don't download the patch.

It's better to have it on PS3. On PS3 you can make a ton of alt accounts for extra save files.

You can only update. You can't revert save files.
You can delete the patch data to revert to 1.00 - but you can't use those old save files.
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>>160399351
that pic
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>>160399496
Couldn't you just delete the patches in the system storage then start offline from there?
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>>160400149
Also, Artorias of the Abyss came with a patch. So, if there's a AoTA edition, don't buy that.
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>>160400015
That's a good question, I must have put it there by mistake.
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>>160400189
>A dead fatty is a more useful NPC than one released in a DLC

I they don't do something with this guy in the next DLC i will flip a shit
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I don't get it. Why?
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>>160400231
Yeah that works too. I was just assuming he didnt have it already.
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>>160398629
>dagger
>str build

quit smoking crack.
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>>160400479
its not a strength dagger build

its a strength build that may have a dagger as a backup weapon
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Want to make an invasion build,I've only ever dueled for my fights,so i'm pretty decent at 1v1.Problem is,you never encounter 1v1s when invading,so I need some advice from any fingers or other invading weenies.I was told that combo weapons are the best way to go next to hornet parrying.Any tips on which ones are best for lvl 80 invasions?
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>>160400430
Pick one:

>They didn't care
>No one at From playtests anymore
>Had to make LUCK look remotely viable
>Was actually intended to be a unique catalyst that launched saint bidents but nope
>The guy who meticulously buffed shit weapons and things from DaS2 got sacked
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>>160400567
Why would you use a dagger as a back up weapon? That's retarded. Even a heavy infused one would net for less critical attacks then riposting with your main ultra or strength weapon. Go quality if you want to mix greatswords and daggers.
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>>160400414
that guy is just as useful as the painter and vilhelm

the only good dlc is the crow that wants you to burn the whole thing down and gives you a slab
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>>160399947
Only thing I think you can do is make your invader a white phantom, then desummon them with the Black Seperation Crystal.

Of course, that only works if you're the host and you can get enough space to use it.
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>>160400632
Imma go with the last one, sadly
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>>160400738
Well I really just wanted to know if there was a small weapon that scales well with str but never mind.
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>>160400738
>Why would you use a dagger as a back up weapon? That's retarded.
are you seriously unaware of why it's useful to have a quickstep backup? He's not using it as a riposte unzip weapon, anon.
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>>160400591
a-anyone?
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>>160400430
It's only terrible because sorcery is terrible.

A pure luck build can grab Anri's SS and the Mangrub staff alongside just enough int and att to use some decent mid-tier spells and end up around the same sl as a quality build. You have a strong, robust pure physical weapon with comparable damage to quality on top of spellcasting options.

The problem is that spellcasting is balanced aroundits absolute maximum damage being necessary to be worthwhile, so any catalyst meant for mid-tier spell damage is worthless as spells won't do any damage. That's just a fuckup with how fromsoft chose to balance sorcery in 3.
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What's the strongest DEX weapon in terms of raw scaling in Dark Souls 2? Blacksteel Katana?
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>>160400947
you know your strengths and weaknesses. Just make sure you always have your regen ring, cat ring, and invis ring handy along with a divine infused weapon for regening hp.
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>Host chasing me through giant seeded Deep saints after Pontiff
>they keep getting hit by fireballs
>they're almost dead
>I turn around and charge them
>DC

fuck off with your phantoms "goddess" lmoa
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>>160399631
Darkwraith Top/Gauntlets
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>>160393790
4 Kings have a Purple magic barrage
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>>160400591
You can toggle the ring of favor for infinite sprint if you gotta blast, though you'll cut off the health from the hp bonus it was giving you if you were at max hp, etc.

Instakills are good because you can't chug them off. Suppose you're fighting a white who's got 1400 HP and seven orange flasks that heal 600 a pop; with steady damage you need to deal 1400+7*600=5600 damage, but with a 1400 burst you can get the kill and only have to deal a fourth of the damage you normally would by just chipping away.

As neat as some wombo combos seem, you're vunerable while executing them, whereas you're invincible while riposting.

From my experience, you're best off having a light weapon that's good onehanded and a heavy weapon thats unparrible and has hyperarmor for clubbing a bunch of dudes at once.

Meme tactics like sniping etc are also worth considering.

>>160401063
>divine infused weapon for regening hp
just go to 10 faith so you can cast gentle prayer with a chime in each hand behind mobs if you really need to heal. With a simple caestus you can do that all the time for no real fp cost at all. Regen is great in duels, but when everyone has seven orange flasks readily available you're going to spend a lot of time bumping into the top of your hp bar anyway. Just camp out with chimes and keep re-equipping SPR if you're out of estus for fast recovery, having steady recovery during the fight itself isn't that important.
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>>160393790

When I first posted this a lot of Anons had never seen it.
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>>160401803
you can do both but my suggestion doesnt require any stat changing
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>>160400632
>The guy who meticulously buffed shit weapons and things from DaS2 got sacked
you mean the guy who nerfed the ladle and the malformed claws?
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>>160399604
>>160399516

He could try to play the first pirate version on PC. I don't think it had everything patches like elemental weapons.
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>>160401012

Puzzling Stone Sword or Blacksteel, with Blacksteel being arguably more viable as a main weapon.
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https://lichess.org/HWQHVzBR

b
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>>160402332
>>160400632
I want whoever worked on the first weapons in 2 to be brougtht back. Make the caestus great game.
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https://my.mixtape.moe/iohqlg.webm
Arena is really fun guys, you should all join in too.
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>>160400738
it's not that fucking hard to envision you retard

strength weapons are big and hard to hit people with most of the time - a dagger is usually really quick and easy to hit with

my advice is for a strength build, get a corvian great knife.
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>>160401012
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16VTSt4YkfppS1YZuK8kYj0WS_Mo4vuNxnGHf2StmQic
Ricard's Rapier, Loyce Greatsword, and Blacksteel Katana are all tied at 100%, followed by Eleum Loyce at 92.5%
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>>160402445

>greataxe r1s don't stunlock

Fuck, this is depressing. Single GA R1 is as much damage as two straight sword R1s that always stunlock.
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>>160402631
They actually do. It's just that weird fickle poise thing when you get a trade. I actually stunlock him at the end of the webm.
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>>160402413
>>160402590
Would their damage beat out a Rapier with ROB and Leo Ring?
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>>160402684

It didn't the first time, that's all I need to know. It's like the Greatsword in DaS2 and DaS3.
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>>160402445
aren't you glad there's no 100% magic block shield in this game
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>>160402445

>running away like a bitch with Silvercat from a fucking mage of all things until you regen enough health after you fucked up in the beginning

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a while.
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>actually go look up gentle prayer regen rate
>6 hp/s
>stacks on itself for 12
>this is already as strong as bountiful sunlight with a blessed offhand
>bountiful sunlight and sun princess can be thrown on top of this
>not to mention spr mashing
>if you mash spr twice a second for 4HP/s with two chimes, you get almost 1k HP in a minute

I guess the weaponart needs to be better than the blessed infusion given the limited duration an inability to be pocketed, but dam
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>>160402445

You're shit at the game. Seriously, just refund the game.
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>>160402828
It deals up to a gorillion damage on trades so it's fine. This isn't even the best build for it, it shines brighter in a 66/10.
>>160402828
Sure am.
>>160402835
Not my fault Miyazaki thought it was a good idea to make such a spacious arena with lots of things to hide behind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>160403009
stay mad magic sissy
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>>160403175
Why the charthus rouge?
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>>160402835
He didn't really have any net gain in HP from when he got nuked until around 1:30, he'd have survived the swing he traded with even if he didn't run away and recover since he got hit while he was on the beam. It didn't make a difference, all he did was make the mage thirsty.
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>>160403175
You are the most despicable type of player i've ever fought,but congrats on stomping that magic weeny
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>>160403367
I was using the Morning Star in a previous fight.
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>>160403420
Oh ok.
Keep doing the good work. Cuckolding mage pussies in their own game has a sweet taste. I do it all the time too.
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>>160402964
spr?
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>>160403570
sun princess ring
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>>160403497
It's a tough game. I only do this if I see they're carrying a staff. If I see them bringing up a Crystal Chime it's panic time.

>>160402964
I think you need to have the chime on hand for it to work, I'm not sure.
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>>160403642
yeah, but you can twohand your right chime, cast it, then onehand and cast it from another chime in the left for double regen
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>>160403683
That's nice to know.
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>>160402445
>already used to hiding in the tip of the crayon with curl up
>just realized that you take a knee while casting greatheal
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>tfw at the hospital with some dude that may have Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.
Prions are fucking scary.
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>>160403420
Did you bleed anyone?
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How to be in the safe when using CE? do i gotta use it offline
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Is it possible to cosplay Awoo in DS3 Souls III?
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>>160401879

I've never seen that...
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>>160404967
her name is momiji faggot!
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>>160404967
Exile greatsword, sunlight shield / iron round shield, pale shade robe + firekeeper gloves and leggings
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>>160405327
i think crimson param would work better
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>>160405327
>>160405423
Antiquated Dress might work better than Pale Shade Robe since that's too long
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>>160404827
I unplug my ethernet when i item swap.
No ban
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>>160405808
not safe, I got warning doing that.
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>>160391529
>the shitty voice box edit you did made the thread pic
feels good man
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What weapon should a pyromancer be using for melee? I'm level 32 in the swamp using Fire Hand Axe 2+
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>>160405856
Did you swap in anything goofy?
Ive been doing it for like a month. I dont use CE for anything else
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>>160406034
Only upgraded weapons
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>>160406059
Were they +10? I think those will flag a ban because it tracks titanite slabs per ng cycle or so ive heard. Ive never swapped in any key items or upgraded weapons
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>>160405957
I want you to know that picture made me genuinely laugh out loud.
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>>160401879
I've never seen it either.
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>>160406341
HAH xD it was pretty epic
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>>160406164
Oh fuck me with a four-pronged plow then.
I really didn't want to replay ng just to play with some suboptimal weapons.
What if I asked someone to drop it for me? Shit is fucking retarded
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>>160406341
thanks m8, the comic is pretty good but the dude hasn't updated since October
>>160406419
dw bro I got a whole folder filled with XD ebin souls related meme zingers
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>Quake Stone Hammer is hideous
>just plain better than Great Mace or Vordt's
>no reason not to use it unless you use Great Club
Welp.
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>>160406164
Nah. First thing I always do is give myself 699 of all titanite. No bans.

Don't edit your in game inventory, just item swap.
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>>160404772
Not really. It's just for pressure. Morning star actually does a ton of damage and >not embered.
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>>160400632
>only four soulmasses
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>>160400767
Vilhelm gives you a neat sword, lore and fight
Painter gives you a lot of lore implications

The Corvian tells you to find a rotting bed 4 times
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Is it worth it to use weapons like Great Hammers for the poise when you can just two-hand the Greataxe and do a fuckton of damage with faster swings?
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>>160407164
No.
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>>160407059
How funny would it be if actually laying down in the rotting areas actually got a reaction out of him
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>>160406545
That might work, idk if people can drop you +10 weapons or not. I know you cant trade slabs
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>>160407197

what do you think this is, DS2?
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>>160407315
Even funnier would be if he flipped out on you for laying down on his rotting bed.
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>>160405808
Is there a risk of doing it when the game is set in offline?
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Which axe is better for 66 STR build: Millwood Axe or Greataxe?
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Why do I keep invading people I'm incapable of damaging?
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how come bloodborne has a separate thread?
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>>160408531
Containment
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Alright /dsg/, which is worse? Dark Souls 3 PvP or Bloodborne PvP? Just the actual combat and weapon balancing itself (we all know bells sucked).
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>>160408531
Constant NEVER EVER shitposting and gloating, so they were exiled

It Who Shall Not Be Named keeps breaking containment though and we haven't been able to get its sorry ass to take the hint and fuck off.
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First try, huh. At least now I have all the black knight weapons for this character.
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.... Are you kidding me? I had to farm for like 8 hours to get the one I'm using right now.
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>>160402445
Doing God's word Anon. These salty mages in this thread are proof of that.
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>>160409409

Is your character named Black K***ht?
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>>160409512
Black Kniqht.
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>>160406605
New fag here. Who's the guy in this image that keep seeing around here? I'm out of the loop.
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>>160409696

that's big papa, he will carry anyone through a bossfight and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>160409696
>not knowing Tall Daddy
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>>160409696

>Not knowing Grand Padre.
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>>160409696
>Not knowing the Big Guy
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Playing as a Griffith in Anor londo area, looking for a Guts to fight invaders with.

I am on PS4
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>>160409696
He's a hard core father from DS1.
He hates DS3 because there's no giants armor, no mask, and the zweihander sucks dick.
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BRING ME MY FLAYUL ELFRIEEEDE
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>>160409696
>not knowing big boss
>>
dead gayme
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>>160401879
Flexible sentry is a better boss than like half of DS3 bosses. Great atmospheric bossroom with a time gimmick, actual extra difficulty on NG+, COMPLETELY OPTIONAL unlike fucking linear shit ds3, and is actually merely a miniboss thats reused later
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>>160410094
>>160410016
>>160409827

>dlc2
>beat bosses, explore area
>secret door nobody knows how to open
>community speculates
>one day a small patch arrives, on the anniversary of das1's release
>just a basic balance patch, nothing special
>suddenly people notice that the weird door is open
>you investigate
>down an ancient path there is an old arena that resembles the battle of stoicism arena from das1, decorated with rusty armor and weapons from fallen fighters
>a lone figure stands in the center
>music begins as the figure turns around, draws his sword from the ground, and holds out his arms in a taunting gesture
>"The Legend"
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Why did /dsg/ stop FCs?
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>>160411281
*clap clap* simply epic :' )
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>>160411423

Why don't you host one, faggot?
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>>160399792
Theres a sound that plays right before she snatches you . just roll a split second after you hear it
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>>160411423
the game is shit and all the BFs are gone

now even Claire's meta memer clubs are dead

so >>160411005
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>>160411281
>has DaS chaos zwei that can be parried
>community makes fun of the boss forever
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Anybody on PS4 got a Witch Tree Branch?
Need one for a low level build.
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>>160400591
Buy Alot of undead hunter charms .
GS and Ultras are really good for gankers.
Mages and Faith users are actually good for invasions too if you know what spells to use .
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So why exactly does dark blade along with carthus flame arc have shit formulas(85% spellbuff), compared to lightning blade/the magic buffs(96%)? Whats the fucking reasoning
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>>160411508
>parry him
>he gets back up and pwns you
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>>160411508
>unique parry animation where he parries your riposte with the gcs, overriding your attack and oneshots you

People would shit bricks.
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>>160411667
Lower base reqs.
Contrary to what retards think, SL 120 isn't that important
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>>160411748
I like brawls but they're impossible to do without going up to 120, sadly
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>>160411547
I have some i believe let me check
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What if Gundyr arrived on time?
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>>160400414
What I don't get is that he has the exact same voice acting as other humans. Dude's vocal cords must have rotted to hell so I don't think he'd have a voice like that. With the Crow dude in the Settlement though I'm glad they went with a normal human voice since Ornifex's voice was stupid.
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Those fucking fools on the outside
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>>160412003
Fifth lord of cinder.
>>
DeS
>Stop playing at 1-4
DaS
>Stop playing after anor londo
DaS2 Dx9
>Stop playing after reaching Earthen Peak
DaS2 Dx11
>Stop playing after Majula
DaS3
>Stop playing after reaching Undead Settlement
BB
>Stop playing after beating Rom.

the end is coming for me
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>>160411885
I ended up trading for one.

Thanks for the offer tho.
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>>160412156
Instead of Ludleth?
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>DaS3
>have 10 vgr
>soul of cinder can't one shot me

>BB
>have 35 Vit
>basic ass mob from mensis can one shot me

i didnt want to admit it but das3 is more casual
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>>160412321
Soul of Cinder has absolutely shit damage, probably lowest of all bosses
Ultimate jobber
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>>160412212
>stopped at 1-4
ENB please, finish at least ONE Demon's Souls series.

>>160412003
Then Dark Souls 3 would have been unnecessary since Champ would rek all the Lords of Cinder by himself.
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>/dsg/
>pvp autsist begging for fc, bfs and gameplay changes around pvp


>bbg
>autists planning routes to minmax their characters immediately after starting the game so they destroy pve with overpowered gems


what happened
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>>160412268
Instead of Aldrich the cunt who killed my trap waifu REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>160411740
>No way
>No way
>No way
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>>160412321
Bosses in DS3 do percentage-based damage so they rarely if ever one-shot you. Mobs can easily one-shot you though, especially with unembered health
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>>160412460
Series went AAA.
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>Ooh, yet to give in, eh? Good. The Fire Keeper must be twitching with delight.
>meanwhile firekeeper is full-on bearer seek lest lest mode with no emotion
Does he know something we don't? Is she actually celebrating our victories behind our back?
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>>160412610
Hawkwood's just a shitlord who got bullied out of the Abyss Watchers for using a shield, pay him no mind.
He's also a bit too obsessed with dragons.
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>>160411281
The Collectors Edition people would find the area before the patch. And I'm ashamed to say it, but Giantdad looks unironically cooler than Champion's Gravetender.
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I have to ask what does pcfcbfs mean ? I know it means PC Fight Club but idk what the bf part stands for
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>>160412708
Boyfriends.
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>>160412708
I guess it's boyfriend but I don't understand the relation.
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>>160412610
Permanent smile for us, giggles at our silly gestures, does a cute twirl for us when we toast/sit, bows to us, agrees to our plot to end the flame if we wish it, apologizes to us and begs us to let her serve us if we kill her. She possibly has slight autism but is definitely a subservient waifu.
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>>160391748
There are some really good bosses in DS3 when you do them solo.

Pontif, Nameless King and Friede are probably the best imo.
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Why does the Everlasting Dragon look so much different than the actual dragons?
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>>160412759
Are you being serious?
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>There are people in this thread that actually like Friede
Trash
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>>160412708
PC (personal computer) FC (fight club) BF (boyfriend)

altogether it's DSGDS3*PCFCBF


t. creator of pcfcbfs
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>>160412698
He was banned from Abyss Watchers' Fight Club for bringing in banned equipment. Now he mopes in Firelink(dsg) tells us how hopeless it is (shit game etc) and jerks off to dragon butts.

ONE OF US ONE OF US
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>>160412880
How does it feel to be the creator of a meme? A /dsg/ meme no less.
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>>160412879
That face is beautiful. How dare you.
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>>160412783
There was an autist in /dsg/ who was posting shit like "I wish I had a boyfriend..." over and over and people have always been posting about fight club requests and in some point the fc memers mixed the bf shitposting with fcposting and thus "fcbf"-posting came to be.
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>>160412880
Why boyfriends ?
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>>160413051
what attracts /vg/ and autism?
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>>160411423
Are there even enough people interested in one right now?
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>>160412967
I've created like 50 memes here, varying success with most but some still haven't gone away from the old days. Just takes some dedicated shitposting and then people will catch on and take over for you.

>>160413058
fight clubs are a place of merriment, love, and harmony. we fight because we love all of our (boy)friends and want to have fun with them
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>>160412879
Looks like Ada Wong got burned on one side of her face.
>>
FC WHERE I NEED MY BF LOVE
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>>160413169
I'm down. I just finished two characters.
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>>160411281
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>>160413157
The more "normal" people play something and move on. /vg/ generals attract people who keep playing the same game forever and some of those people tend to be obsessed with the series or the community for a really autistic reason like Kirk and his Fair Lady posting or 4Kingsanon.
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>>160413282
I'd rather just have the boss named "Father of Giants", and his armor set reference to him as a legend.
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>>160413169
Please i've been waiting all day!
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>>160412880
Who are you? Why did you do it
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>>160413258
Alright, give me a minute to open the game and I'll host for a little bit.

PCFC at high wall, signs on the rafters, pass is dsg. Fun allowed!
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>>160413215
Looks like you can create a lot of memes but are incapable of answering a simple question.
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>>160412098
>Not liking Pornifex' voice

It's fucking hot, you homo

https://e621.net/post/show/478902/3d-all_fours-anal-anal_penetration-animated-avian-
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>>160413383
If I didn't enjoy it I wouldn't keep doing it. Perhaps you need a refresher on what context clues are :)
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>>160413487
>if I wouldn't like it I wouldn't do it
This is /vg/ that logic doesnt apply here.
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>>160413353
you can search the archives to find that out if you care enough

I'm not Claire though and don't listen to anyone giving that fucker my credit

as an aside, is started the t. Claire meme too
>>
How sad does your live have to waste time claiming memes on veegee
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I'm making a luck build for pvp. Right now I have a flamberge and the warden twinblades. What should they be infused with? Bleed or hollow? And where do I stop levelling luck?
>>
I really wish i had a pc for FCs i remember when i went on bbg and went on the FCs there and man was it great i finally had my ass handed to me and wrecked other anons fought the same guy like 10 times in a row . Usually i get lucky and end up invading a FC and just go along with it .
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>>160413673
You don't want to know friend. But I'm not going anywhere so I hope you enjoy them as much as I do
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>>160413567
this general would be a better place if you removed yourself from existence
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>>160413729
Hollow and you'd probably want 40 luck if you have a fully upgraded hollow weapon and you're past 15 hollowing you get +5 extra points of luck while you have your weapon equiped so you could cap yourself at 35 . I Reccomend going Luck/Quality
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>>160412842
Because the "dragons" we meet in the souls games are not actually archdragons but rather drakes, even kalameet and sinh. Real archdragons cant be killed, only broken down in little stone pieces aka the dragon scale item from dark souls 1 and probably the bright stone from dark souls 2
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>>160413673
>Germanwings Flight 9525
>2016 US Presidential Elections
>Death of David Bowie

Meme magic is real anon. It is real, and it is live. The first to tame It will be the first to have access to Its limitless power. And everyone knows, in the near future, he who controls Meme magic will control the known universe
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>>160413850
the place would be very dreary without me I'd think
>>
Quick reminder that there is a PCFC at high wall!
Please come!
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>>160413916
is this the NA NEET / Euro FC?
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>>160413953
Yes. It's just me and one other person
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>>160412154
I loved that dialogue.

As he first said "I'm so terrible frightened to rot away, like those fools on the outside", I thought he meant the other corvians, seeing as he was staying/hiding inside the building and having seen all the rot in the moat of the Corvian Settlement.
Then, after you go through all the shit and finally set fire to the world, you get this:
"When the world rots, we set it afire. For the sake of the next world. It's the one thing we do right - unlike those fools on the outside."
And he even ends with a cheeky laugh.

Clearly, the "fools on the outside" are we, and the "gods", who keep rekindling the First Flame, never getting rid of the "rot", the Undead Curse that's infected our world.

That was 10/10 Deepest Lore™.
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>>160413778
Now I feel bad.
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>>160413567
Claire, Greirat and Nana from here have all been helpful bros when I've summoned them.

And then there was this fucking guy.
I summoned him at SL 10 without any pass.

He had a lightning DKGS and one-shot everything in the level except Vordt, he took 4 hits.
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>>160413916
We need more friends!
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>>160413567
Jojo?
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>>160413916
What weapons are considered 'banned' in FC?
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>>160414016
>that fucking face
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>>160414047
He's asleep
thankfully
t.discordfag
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>>160414047
Not even I would stoop so low as to start jojoposting. Leave that to Vincent
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>>160414056
None
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>>160414016
Mean to say "got summoned by him".

Also when I look at the pic that clearly wasn't BKGS, but something similar.

That fucking face though. I tried getting a closer shot but he was way too jumpy to hold still for a screenshot.
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>>160414056
Someone made a list I think. Let me see if I can find it
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>>160414016
t. Claire
>>
>All this fucking name dropping

Can you faggots go to Reddit or something
>>
>>160414056
Every weapon that I've ever lost to is banned permanently from all FCs
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>>160414119
t.salty ps4 fag with no friends
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>>160414117
no

t. Cifer
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What is the best time to begin the DaS 2 DLC?
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Vilhelm's armor is the best in series
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>>160414146
t. Claire
>>
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HEYA anons

bored NEET here, recovering from intense surgery. Im bedridden for about a month and a half until I can slowly get back to work. I need builds. Fun builds. Cool builds. Thematic builds. Meme builds. This includes fashion, sliders, and specific weapons for said various kinds of builds you guys may have in mind.

I've already done the basic Faith, 40/40, Dex, Int, a few hybrids of these, Str, pyro and bleed. Now I just want fun niche stuff to try out on my new character.

Thanks anons!
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>>160392110
Your fps dropped there? That's strange. The only fps drop that was noticeable to me was a specific area in cathedral ward.
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I'm going to postpone the FC for a few hours when more people are awake, thanks to the people who came!
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>>160414056
Finally found it, sorry it took some time
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>>160414168
Generally late game unless there's shit you really want early.

They're a step up from the usual difficulty level.
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>>160414319
>I've already done the basic Faith, 40/40, Dex, Int, a few hybrids of these

I was thinking of doing a Str/Vit/End build who uses a little bit of Faith for utility, healing and regen only.

Any advice?

Also: You could try doing a Monk-themed build. Cloth armor only, fist weapons only, and force + buff spells only.

Not sure how viable it'll be in DaS3, but that's the one I've had in mind myself for a long time if I ever wanna try a novelty build.
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>>160414168
I did it right after getting the Watcher shield.
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>>160414528
What counts as late game? I'm about to go to Drangleic Castle.
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>>160414421
Aw, i knew it was going to turn out this way. Thank you for the beautiful torch and good bye kiss!
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>>160414554
>tfw there is still no "fighting staff" weapon class
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>>160414319
>>160414554

Give yourself insane Str and Vig, have a character with a bald head, put on Xanthous set except headpiece, and roleplay this guy throughout the game.
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>>160414554
I've never done that. Sounds interesting though.

I'm definitely gonna try and use that monk build though. Shame the bone fist isnt in the game for it.

Also: I made a buff dude with deep black hair, completely black pupils and deep black rings around his eyes. Looks like a super creeper/necrophiliac combo. His name is Mad King Thrax. What kind of build would a Crazy ass buff king use?
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>It's another person spamming the breakdance sword WA
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>>160413890
I get the election but how are the other two caused by memes?
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>>160414056
Your favorite weapon.
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>>160414824
Sounds like he could be a badass, dark version of Gwyn if his hair is long enough. Complete with dark pyromancies and everything.

Make sure you're beef jerky'd to look the part.
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>tfw you attune blessed weapon just because it looks cool
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>>160415203
Mein Neger.

I use the blessed buff for this reason. Its pretty useless, but man do I look like a baller paladin with it on.
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>>160415203
A best
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>>160415239
>No Man's Sky unused playermodel.png
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Just picked up DS3

Never played a souls game before, anyway, I want the armor set that drops from the knights in lothric, I have the shield and legs so far, is ut worth it to invest in luck for better drops? Knight btw

Also why does shield parrying not connect half the times I parryslam
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>Put DMB on my claymore
>Enemy tries spamming duel charms
>Crank him for 750 dmg while he throws it at me
yeah, that looked worth it.
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>>160415445
>is ut worth it to invest in luck for better drops?
No

>Also why does shield parrying not connect half the times I parryslam
It's your timing
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>>160415561
>throw duel charm at DMB cuck
>all those wasted stat points
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>>160415665
I've never had somebody actually succeed in getting it off scot-free. It's one of the easiest things in the game to dodge or you can just hit them for more than the buff would have helped you out anyways.
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>>160415445
You can use Rusted Coins to temporarily boost item droprate for 65 seconds. Use one right before fighting them. The Luck stat is just not worth it unless you specialize in a very specific build and damage form (hollow).
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>>160415739
I've never had anyone punish me for using one, in the arena you can easily throw a few for free. Sometimes they'll manage to dodge them but they're not always successful, it's pretty easy to free aim them and predict rolls.

If I miss with them I just roll around until the buff runs out anyway.
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>>160415825
It takes like 2 seconds to rebuff and you can buff 10 times in arena. If people just spam rolls I switch to CCS and roll-catch them.
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Nice, I literally JUST started up a new game, planning a Faith build, and look what this motherfucker drops not 20 seconds in.

They fucking know.
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>>160415203
>>160415304
What's so bad about it?

Never used a spell buff before, redpill me on them
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>>160416058
It just doesn't help out too much
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>>160399396
lmao
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>>160415825
you sound boring to fight
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>>160416152
Good. I like winning.
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>>160416181
edgy
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>>160416058
Both buff and infusion give a miniscule amount of HP regen, akin to the Life Ring in DaS2.

The infusion actually REDUCES the damage your weapon does, but the buff increases damage by a flat 7% or something, but only lasts for about 30 seconds without rings.

The effect is cool as fuck though.
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>>160416232
It's 45 seconds
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>>160416152
>why is he not allowing me to play to my strenghts?

Should I walk into HA trades and never pull shields against katanas because that's boring?
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>>160416272
I noticed that description, but below it also says:

>The miracle lasts for ~35 seconds or ~60 seconds with the Lingering Dragon Crest Ring +2.
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>>160416343
what? do whatever you feel like
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>>160416374
>playing smart
>wah you're boring why don't you just let me win!!
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>>>/v/357865745
He's baaaack
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>>160416427
what are you talking about?
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>>160416432
Don't! You'll summon him
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>>160414604
you're mid game. start the dlc when you get the king's ring.
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BRING ME YOUR CHILDREN
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>>160414678
>broken santier's spear is the only thing close to a bo we got
why
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>>160416029
Nice! Hope you have fun with your build, anon.
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>>160416570
>>160414678
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Did from revert the ban wave? I logged in penalized account so I can mess with the camera, but it didn't say "you have been penalized" or anything, dlc arena found 3v3 almost instantly, pontiff place was empty though. SL125
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>>160416152
i agree, but it's not like running away is completely uncounterable. just unzip a washing pole
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>>160416570
Broken Santier's Spear is one of the coolest weapons in the series
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can we go back to demons souls for fun
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>>160416697
Still boring to spend the whole match roll catching
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>>160416614
What a waste of talent
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>>160416497
>>160416614
DORMAMMU, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
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>>160416681
If you're character didn't do anything irrecoverable like flagging every single bonfire for travel despite only killing Gundyr and you don't cheat again for a few weeks they remove the warning.

Or, if you're a youtube faggot and you send them an email they'll revert it.
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>>160416432
what the hell? at least he's shitposting /v/ instead of /dsg/.
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>>160416672
i've only read about the moveset and it seemed very interesting. is there a vid of its full moveset somewhere?
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>>160416681
I'm convinced they don't know what they're doing. I got the warning, loaded a backup (that I had used CE on) and stopped getting the message. Then I went back to just doing the same shit I was doing (giving myself weapons and upgrade materials) and got the message again, so I tried deleting the save and creating a new one to see what would happen and I still get the warning that there's invalid data.

>>160416792
What actually flags you as 'cheating' though?
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>>160416813
>>160416432
Don't bring attention to it, you retards.
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>>160416792
>warning
You mean invalid data warning? I had a full soft ban.
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>>160416871
It's pretty bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_bZ9A4VrXs

Skip to 2:00
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>>160416886
first off, cross-thread (much less, cross-board) backlinks don't appear on the post replied to
secondly, that thread is already over
ivan is still obviously going at it, so if he lurked /dsg/ he would have already posted
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>>160416874
Things like itemswap and not things like god mode in multiplayer.
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Daughter of Kriemhild is for bullying.
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>>160416983
So if I don't item swap for a while the message goes away? I don't understand why it still gives me the message on a completely new save.
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>>160416976
is it like a headless halberd then? that can hardly be the whole moveset, from what i can tell he only used 1hr1, 2hr1 and 2hr2
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>>160416874
Slabs, marking all bonfires as warpable, some people say any type of soul-cheating gets you at least flagged (Either cheating in Soul of a Great Faggot x99 or hard editing the souls in)

It's a fucking mystery, Bamco is just retarded
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>>160416987
Noice.
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>invade dogeater / king jong nigger
>my hits connect, but the hosts don't stumble or take any damage
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
FIX THIS FUCKING GAME.
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PCFC at high wall!
Pass is dsg! Signs on the rafter! Please have fun!
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>>160416979
I know that, but by talking about it here other shitheads will have the ebin idea to pick up where he left off
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>>160417181
>pyrofag
>host and pyrofag using CE
Reminder to avoid /dsg/ fcs
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>>160417227
>1handed
fake
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>>160417071
Ah, that. It flags your id, not specific save.
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>>160417227
dude i just got fired what the fuck mang
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>hit player with Soldering Iron
>they can still chug estus
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>>160417328
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>>160417328
>4channing on work
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>not using the Follower Torch RIGHT NOW
what's your excuse
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>>160417498
it's shit
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I'm getting closer to the end of this run. My question is, what do you guys think about making my next character in my enemy set a silver knight? I thought about it and the only available silver knight weapon is the great bow. Should I do it? and if I do, should I use bow only? or should I get a weapon that's similar to the silver knight sword/spear?
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>>160417430
>>160417460
Nice lads.
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>>160417525
make a millwood knight instead
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>>160417514
You're shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVUJu1vPNcU
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>>160417525

This >>160417564

You can even rush for the Millwood equipment after you have killed the Crystal Sage.
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>>160417584
>that spic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9zBa1_-YOPk
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>>160417564
>>160417656
I don't have the DLC, sorry.
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>>160417584

>that first hit

Holy Phantom Range.
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>>160417696
you're missing out
millwood knights are probably one of the funniest knights in series to cosplay
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>>160417106
>>160417294
Does that mean if you remove/use those things (Souls, slabs, etc.) the game won't detect 'invalid data', or does it somehow permanently mark your save?

Have you guys been bunned?
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>>160417584
Fuck off you greasy spic. Stop linking your vids
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>>160417460
why would i use 4chin at home
im not going to spend my valuable time on you plebs

im getting paid to shitpost
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>>160417938
Haha not anymore
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>>160417786
It shows the warning for a while, if you removed "invalid" things it disappears after some time. I had a warning one time a long time ago, when dlc released they went nuts and started banning without warning message for things like itemswap and camera mods. I was *banned*, now it's gone, I didn't do anything about it though.
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>people insist to this day that Dark Souls 3 is a good game

>m-muh only good game released
Faggot, go play Bloodborne, it only came out 2 years ago. Or SCHOLAR for fucks' sake. Stop being casual scum and sticking to the flavor-of-the-month game.

Game's already fucking dead anyway.
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Ey
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>>160418382
Is turtlestoc even viable anymore?
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>>160418376
But we are. As far as true fans of the series are concerned, DaS 3 and 2 are utter failures we should ignore.
Players of PC return to 1 and of PS4 to BB with each passing moment and months after the final DLC we'll never pretend those shitstains exist again, leaving only corpses with newfags who started with bad games
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>>160418440

There certainly are lots of counters to it that make your life harder. People treat me like I'm hitler which is kind of the intention but there are much worse things in 3. My favorite cancer is not what it used to be in 1 and 2.
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>>160418376
>>160418478
There's nothing wrong with dark souls 3, as a direct sequel to dark souls 1. The problem is that there shouldn't be direct sequels to these games.
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>>160418707
So there is something wrong with it
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>>160418707
Yeah so the thing that's wrong with it is its entire existence
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>>160418707
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>>160418791
Yes that's what I said.

I was against dark souls 3 from moment they announced it. I wasn't disappointed by because I had no hopes for it.

But at least it runs at 60fps and it kind of feels like dark souls 1.
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>>160418939
>I wasn't disappointed by because I set my expectations to rock bottom
>But at least it runs at 60fps and it kind of feels like dark souls 1.
You what else can run at 60fps and feels like Dark Souls 1?
fucking Dark Souls 1.
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>>160419015
I'm not going to play dark souls 1 with broken physics.
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>tfw after 300+ hours of invading in DaSIII you've seen most of it and just try some dumb shit to switch things up
>it actually works
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>>160416432
>open thread
>every single post is filtered
huh
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I sure love how everyone and their dog carries a pyro flame now for spamming black serpent regardless of what weapon they're using
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>>160419116
>pyro
>point down
Just uninstall
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>>160419126
The amount of people using black serpent has basically ruined black serpent. I've seen it so many times that I can dodge it on reflex. I presume most others can also, but people just keep using it.
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>>160419116
>I killed some shitter who doesn't know how sacred flame works.
fascnting
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>tfw your +10 weapon does shit damage
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>>160418440
Not at all but people get mad because they get DkS1/2 vietnam flashbacks.
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>>160419254
Is it triggering your PTSD, anon?
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>>160419476
It's triggering my shit player alarm
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>enter duel
>the opponent is using Great Scythe
I wanted to feel bad for him, but then I remembered I use a Zwei
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>>160419414
Turtle builds are stronger than they've ever been though
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>>160412830
Actually Pontiff probably rekt me the hardest in Das3, took me something like 10-15 times the first time through the game.
Weirdly enough I beat Dragonslayer Armour and Nameless on my first tries.
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>>160419546

Are we playing the same game? Everyone can equip a carthus CCS and meme you out of turtling. Scythes actually do decent damage through shields. Shield poking is useless because if you actually trade (why else even use it) you take damage and immense stamina damage as well etc.
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>>160419116
>posting the same .webm in the third thread in the row because he's proud of having LE RUSED xD an inexperienced player during a random invasion
>pointin down like he actually dunn sumthin
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>>160419254

Oh look it's you again. Getting triggered?

Is this you perhaps, Ornstein88?
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>>160419665
>LE BLACK FLEMM SPAM xDDDD

You must've been the best in DaS1.
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>>160402445
That was a horrible mage player.
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>>160419665
Because of the recent shitstorms around gestures I now point down regardless of what the host did, it's hilarious how triggered people get.
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>>160419665
Feeling accomplished?
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>>160419749
The only good mage player is Phina.
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>>160419632
Not since the carthus nerf. Not leo estoc wins those trades so if you try to fight a turtle, their normal R1s will beat yours.
Scythes are a joke
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>>160419664
>>160419741
>>160419797

Oh boy people in /dsg/ getting triggered again by webms showing retarded hosts. My favourite episode.
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>>160419759
I always point down and clap in invasions.

I use Gargoyle Flame Spear and people get extra triggered when I point down
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Welp.
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>>160419917
>R U LE TRIGGERED XD
>TRIGGERED
>TRIGGERED
Literally OnlyAfro-tier humour.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GRd6efgMv8

poat hidden gems
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>>160419903

Nigga that's bullshit. If you trade using a shield poke with 40 end and havels +5, you will lose 90% of your stamina. You are fucked when you try this, it jsut doesn't work out if the opponent uses anything other than a dagger.
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>>160416491
>you're mid game. start the dlc when you get the king's ring.

>Drangleic is midgame
Damn. This game is fucking long.
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>Turtle poke backstabs are much faster for some reason

What did Miyazaki mean by this
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How is the Dragonslayer Greataxe? Is it fun?
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>>160418376
Lol, DS3 IS a good game.
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>>160419938
Yup it's a salt mine. It's like posting about DaS2 on here, free (you)'s.
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Why do people treat DaS as a co-op game, ruining the entire experience for themselves?
Why does Miyazaki hate invaders?
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>>160420192
you basically kill everything in 2 hits
good luck landing them though
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>>160420020
Fuck off back to rebbit, soullless
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>>160420131
Read my post again.
NORMAL R1s.
Turtle pokes are for backstab fishing. Stop assuming that turtle =tanking stuff with a shield. You only do that when you can't trade because, when you do trade, you come out on top
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Valorheart would be really fun if it didn't MISS HALF THE TIME EVEN WHEN YOU'RE MOVING STRAIGHT AT THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>160420246
who
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>>160420017

Are you 12? Nowhere did I even slightly imply these WebMs are remotely skillful or showing off sick plays. You're really going a long way with this ironic ''xD'' posting and just reading what you want to read.

You having a bad day or something?
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>>160420235
Casuals fucking ruined Souls games
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>>160420235
I don't know. The PVE is so much better when you do it by yourself, especially your first time through.
On consecutive playthroughs however, I try to coop as much as I can, there's always some funny situations happening.
It's actually fun as fuck to do Deacons with 4 people, especially if you have someone with Earthseeker or similar weapons.
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>>160420192

It's a greataxe with a shitty weapon art.
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>>160420226
>Someone saved your OC
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>>160420226
I love DaS2 like a brother!
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>>160420380
People have been posting that image forever
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>>160420296
You're getting surprisingly decent damage @ SL50 (think you said it's SL50 anyway). What's your rings and fai/int at?
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>>160420356
>that disgusting lifebar mod

why does everyone on PC use this
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>>160420380
I really like that picture, thanks dude.
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>>160420296
You still don't get the message. You need to learn to control yourself and not bother people with stupid shit. "Shitposting" is are just posts made to agitate people.

I was telling you to fuck off because I could tell right away what sort of person you were, and I was right. Because I don't like dealing with the same shitposting morons every fucking time I post something that isn't perfectly in sync with their opinion. I told you to fuck off because I DIDN'T want to deal with your shitposting, case and point this absolutely idiotic and beyond juvenile discussion we're having now.

Not gonna bother telling you to "fuck off" again either since you clearly didn't get the message the first two times.

If you want to have a long pointless back and forth about absolutely nothing where we just say "no you" until someone gets bored, I'm game, since that's clearly what you want.

Let's do it. You can call me mad, the I'll call you a shitposter, then you can do some greentexting, then I'll link your posts, then someone else can jump in and say something stupid, then somebody can post "PCFCBF", the thread can get pruned and we can start over again tomorrow.
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>>160420448
Looks cleaner imo
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>>160420348
No because even if the game did have the nice lighting it would still feel like shit to play.
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>>160420348
The thing I'm most mad about is the discarded lighting engine, the trailers made DaS2 look so cool. I was looking forward to playing it kind of like a "survival Dark Souls", lurking in the shadows, using torches and shit. Wouldv'e been so cool.
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>>160420457
Saved.
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>>160420448

It's easier to see how much of their HP is gone at a glance.
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>>160420348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdR2TFguCt
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>>160420505
Consoles ruined what could have been the best game in the series.
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>>160420448
It's a lot easier to read my dude.
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>>160420409
I don't know about that, but i'm the one who made it, back when /v/ was all about that meme. I posted in like twice here on the tail-end of its popularity

Hard to prove on an anonymous imageboard though
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>>160420448
I'm on PC but never used any mods for Souls. That mod is fucking horrendous however.
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>>160420457
>so triggered he wrote a novel
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>>160420567
No i don't doubt you made it, i'm just saying it's been used a lot i can't believe you didn't notice earlier
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Holy fucking shit ping matchmaking when
Playing in the morning is hell because it's evening in China
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>>160420235
Imagine you being the fucking cancer

>i gotta make this run super challenging because Dark Souls is hard and I'm a gamer!
>better summon 3 people since it makes mobs stronger!
>gotta put on my way of white in case I get invaded by two or more players because of my dried finger!
>this is so challenging!
>better pop a seed because the odds are so against me!

That's how it plays out in my head, anyway.
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>>160420457
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>>160420567
I made this one
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>>160420457
Who did you think was gonna bother reading that, really?
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>>160420742
The mom is qt
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>>160420740
>better summon 3 people since it makes mobs stronger!
I think that only applies to bosses
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>>160420457
PCFCBF
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>>160420457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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>>160420710
Awesome.
I probably haven't seen it posted here because i left this place for quite some time before DaS3 released to avoid spoilers, and didn't come back because the game bored me.
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>>160420798
I wanna fuck that mom
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>>160420438

It's SL80 actually. 35/35 Int/Fai with both pyro boosting rings, Sage ring+2 and FAP+2.

>>160420457

Nigga, is this a copypasta? I posted a WebM of a dumb host with a greatshield getting Sacred Flame'd twice in a row, then pointed down because of his CCS R1 spamming phantom. It's not shitposting, it's not gloating or boasting, it's just a webm showing stuff.

But for some reason multiple people in /dsg/ immediately get triggered (yes I'm using triggered because that's actually the appropiate word right now) including that one guy here that hates pyros with a passion (I'm now going to assume that's you).
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>>160420740
I've ended up ganking a lot of people when doing coop runs.
Game is so boring solo you might as well make it interesting and twinks being horrified when you bought moss and invested into vig is amazing
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>>160420872
yes it's copypasta but a really shitty one
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>>160420872
Look at your own posts before you post something as fucking stupid as that.
Sure, I'm being an asshole to you, but I'm not being an asshole to other people. Maybe if you had one fucking ounce of a brain, you'd be able to determine why. Being a fucking unlikable shit won't get you anywhere in life. And based on the way you react to things, and your superiority complex, you're more than just a fucking unlikable shit, you're literally lower than the lowest lifeform on this planet that still has a brain to operate. I don't need your help, because I've got other people who are actually respectable humans beings that would be willing to help. Lucifer is a better person than you, even if he has his quirks. He doesn't go all out and start hating on everyone who calls him a faggot, and he tries to respond in politeness to anyone who fucking helps. You're the fucking asshole here, on a larger scale than I or anyone else.
Get fucked, kid.
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>>160420020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwBwWpau-8s
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>>160420740
I wish summoning people actually did make the content significantly harder.
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>>160420457
You used a lot of words to say nothing but "you're wrong because I say you are, and because I gave a few irrelevant examples of unrelated things, it shows that I'm educated", but if rather than respecting your "style" I call you out on your insipid bullshit, you can fall back on saying "see, I was being ironic the whole time, because I made a post like yours", without ever addressing the actual points made in my post...but without "risk" to your anonymous "pride", because you made not a single actual point in your post.

Inability to address the content of a post is the only motivation leading you to snidely attack its form, as if there's something wrong with utilizing a language specifically popularized because of its range, precision and flexibility.

I imagine that your helplessness to grasp arguments, coupled with your hallucinations of conceding a point and becoming less wrong as being paramount to utter dishonor, must result in a particularly uncomfortable state of cognitive dissonance on the undoubtedly rare occasion that you actually have need to apply yourself.
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>>160394571
>viable str weapons
heavy broadsword
heavy uchi

seriously, there are so few active frames for big weps, your only hope is that your opponent is braindead and keeps attacking you after your windup, if they're not it just turns into a staring contest.

they're pretty decent when people get cocky and try to zerg you in a 2v1, but otherwise people just end up sitting there outside your range, killing time.
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>>160419546
Nah. They are a lot worse but you can make them work. Turtle builds were braindead tier easy in the previous games. You were immune to literally everything, even magic. No need to even try, no need to seriously fight.
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>>160420792
That sun is a nice touch, but whats up with the helmet?
I don't remember Solaire having a hole there
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>>160420872
>that bow
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>>160420872
Do yourself a favor. Screencap this conversation. Then, after you've lived life a little; won a little and lost a little, maybe been married then divorced or had loved ones die in your arms—you know, more than living your current meaningless after-school internet troll existence—once many years have passed and you've long since forgotten about which waifu mods you preferred back in '14 or which tripfag you once thought was out to wrong you personally when you were a naive little prick using bandwidth your mom works hard to pay for, maybe, you can reflect upon this time—this brief, but very public moment in time—and realize, "fuck. I really was an asshole".
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>>160420936
>phantoms can harm you during bs animations
>they can deal a fuckload of damage to you with magic while you riposte their friends and kill you at the end of animation
Nice fucking game.
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>>160420997
>>160420926
>>160421067
>these walls of text

lmao wat
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>>160420926
Oh no, you don't. You think you can just run away from the debate like that, saying "lol I'm right because I say so" and then leaving before anyone can correct you? Think again, bitch. I will be waiting here for you and if you EVER come back to this thread we will pick up right where we left off, and I'll link to the archives so you can't lie about how the argument went last time. "Abloobloo I'm tiered!" "Boo hoo, you just like to argue!" Fuck off, I'm stating my case factually and you're just replying with memes and ad hominem to dodge the debate. Your credibility here is ruined, kid.

You keep trying to drag people into your mentally constructed competitive arena, in which you are in a match with everyone you reply to. For some reason you feel like once they reply back, they've agreed to this contest you've fabricated in your warped mind, and everything they say from now on is some attempt to "win", when all they really want to do is just get the fuck away from you and pretend you don't exist.
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Well, I certainly would applaud anyone wanting to post 100 copypastas, but take it from this old /dsg/ rat, I've spent my entire adult life shitting up Dark Souls Generals, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
If you only train one part of your shitposting (and that's all a single method like pasta is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.
Copypasta basically only trains the spamming and to some extent, the attention whoring. What you really want to do is train your entire shitposts, all the major post groups (b8ing, memespamming, circlejerking and ERPing) at the same time, over the course of a thread. And don't forget your ban-dodging work!
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with shitposting, ruining threads right, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find a good shitposter, with a name and tripcode who will design your posts for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for destroying good discussion. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
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these posts are all copypasta, right?
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>tfw you as a gravelord have to kill your master to complete the game
>feels bad man

>In order to progress you must evenkill Death himself

Nito would be proud as FUCK.
Nito didn't even care when Painwheel drained his powers, do you know why he goes out against you? To see if you can surpass him that's why.

Nito is happy as shit.
>why dey do dat tho?
FAT PEOPLE CAN JUST STOP EATING
GAY PEOPLE CAN JUST STOP BEING FAGS
NIGGERS CAN GO BACK TO AFRICA
SPICS CAN STAY ON THEIR SIDE OF THE BORDER
WOMEN CAN JUST STAY IN THE KITCHEN
KIDS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BEEN SEEN AND NOT HEARD
RETARDS CAN JUST BE LOCKED UP
JEWS CAN GO TO THE CAMP
>Hey the fucking god of death sleeps all day like a fucking NEET and doesn't care about anything
>Who wants god powers?
>Pinwheel and several other cults stole Nito's power while he napped in his comfy cloak over several years. He's very weak when you face him.

I thought nito was just attending to deathly things on a meta level while getting all comfy.

>he's basically all those comfy generals from /v/, all wrapped up in bones all snuggly.

>Hey the fucking god of death sleeps all day like a fucking NEET and doesn't care about anything
>Nito is /v/
>The skeletons in his body call each other faggots and parrot words they don't understand at each other
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>>160421445
No, everyone is typing furiously because /dsg/ has 120 concurrent users
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Someone said yesterday that SL50 W+6 is pretty gud for invading.
Is it?
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>>160421513
Yeah, good level for irythill
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My favorite part about the boss fight with gwyn was the four little words at the bottom of the screen
You go through this whole game, hearing everyone worship the mighty god, "Gwyn, lord of sunlight."

You watch this magnificent bearded bastard launch lightning into the sky to slay eternal beasts.

He's the holy protector of life in this land, and all who tell you of him speak of a great hero, this lord of sunlight, so much so
he might as well be the damn sun itself

Then you finally get to the kiln and slay his most loyal guardians, and you step through that fog gate,
and those aching, depressing words appear at the bottom of you screen

Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

Cue the heartwrenching music. Those words, for me, really drove the nail in the coffin of this entire world,

that so mighty a being has been reduced to a walking corpse guarding the embers of a dead world.

Those who complain about a lack of dialogue in this game are fools. That fight drove more emotion without a single word
than most games do with the most elaborate cutscenes
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I feel like a shitter for using a greatsword now.

They feel fucking braindead.
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Alright /dsg/, let's discuss tactics. Just name a type of weapon/spell and then talk about how your opponent uses it, counters for it and how to use it properly.

Me first.

>Spears
Usually they 2hand it, poke and roll, poke and roll. In that case, I get at least 32 poise to tank the first hit and backstab. I can also roll bs if I have the DWGR equipped but lag usually fucks this up. But for this, you can parry as well. Setup parries works very well here, for example, you roll into them and parry. They'll think they're gonna get a free hit but instead end up getting their ass parried.

Other times they 2hand the spear and spam the r1 unlocked. This means no backstabbing. If I have 62 poise I can still backstab but I don't stack that much poise, so, instead I parry. Roll bs doesn't usually work because they play unlocked, this means you'll get hit once you end up behind their back anyway. Basically, they'll try to get a stunlock on you so you tank the first hit and parry the second, easy.

Some of them poke behind their shields. This is too easy, just tank the first hit and backstab. Hornet ring works really well here. Roll bs works pretty well too because shield pokes are pretty slow.

When using spears, the best thing you can do is not spam the same move over and over again. Spears must be used for counter attacks, that's why the Leo ring was created in first place. You need to wait for them to attack then attack. Spears are shit against turtles though unless it's the silver knight spear which has a very good dead angling 1handed r2 attack. Spears are also very great if you prevent parries and backstabs. To prevent that, get some INT and use the homing soul mass or crystal one. If you stack INT, use the butterfly horn which is pretty good. With soulmass, people won't be able to poise bs you because they'll get hit by the soulmass. Soulmass is also a great distraction, you can get free easy hits if you're fast enough
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>Get invaded
>Literally can't hit the Invader
>They can be standing in front of me and I can't hit them
>Every swing they do lands

FUCK THE PVP. I SWEAR EVERY OTHER INVASION IS LIKE THIS.
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>>160421693
Same
>>160417180
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>>160421513
>>160421513
I used a 50 with a +5 weapon in catacombs and the cathedral
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People that point down after a solid/non-meta/fair duel: what's your story?
I'd just like to know what is going through your head when you do it. Of course you're entitled to use whatever gesture you want after a fight. Hell, if there were a "middle finger" gesture, I'd expect it to get frequent use; but for scummy wins and cheap tactics, not for genuinely enjoyable and good-natured fights.
Are you upset I'm not running a build identical to yours? Are you offended that I actually took away most of your health? Are you legitimately out to passive aggressively rub salt in a wound? Let me know, cause y'all fascinate me.
I won't even disclose the amount of salty mail I've gotten from people that BEAT me (Yes. They won, and felt the need to message me about it). But the content ranges from homophobic epithets, assaults on my integrity as a gamer, and of course unprovoked/unwanted advice on how to play the game "properly."
Seems no matter what weapon/build I run, I am a magnet for this kind of behavior.
And no, my username isn't ISISnazi420blazeit (that was taken unfortunately).
So tell me: what's the real story?
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I'm tired /dsg/, I'm just tired of your bullshit, it's grown old, moldy, and has gathered so much dust atop you could use it as a dust-dildo. I'd be lying if I said I didnt notice a sharp decline in the quality of these threads in the past months, but I cannot stress how steep that fall has been. Now there are cycles within communities, quality can and always vary, but with /dsg/ this is not the case, it's just a flat line at the bottom of the graph. There is no change, no increase in genuine discussion, hell you're not even getting worse anymore, you're just stuck in a limbo of pcfcbf, tfw no bf, gitting gud, and painter girl footjobs never straying from grinding these "community jokes" into the ground, an eternal purgatory of shitposting. It doesnt get better, it doesnt get worse, it just is. And thats what you've become /dsg/, thats what you are now, you just are, and what you are is an unmoving, immutable pile of shit.
I dont cannot fathom how you guys (and Claire/Lucifer/etc.) get enjoyment out of rolling in your own fecal matter for all eternity, but I refuse to hope any longer. Goodbye /dsg/, I had fun with you once, but with the state you're in...I'm knowingly afraid that will never happen again.
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This game really needs more armor with capes, i loved all the capes in dark souls 2.

Dark souls 2 had the best variety of armor and weapons.
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>>160421693
From his end you're probably in t-pose and he's probably thinking

>This shit again?
>Fuck this laggy host

The netcode in this game is a piece of shit.
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>point down
>"My vanquished opponent, you have fought honorably, and have taught me more than any other. I shall tread this very earth that you have sunk back into, and revere thy memory."
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Good changes DaS2 made that FROM removed in 3 for some retarded reason

>Ascetics to respawn bosses
>Able to use a weapons full moveset in the left hand
>Powerstance
>Upgrading shields improved their stats, not just the stability
>Depleting your stamina caused your character to breathe heavily
>You didn't lose your momentum from falling down 2 feet
>Poise wasn't as retarded as in 1 or as useless as in 3
>Fun NPC invaders that didn't act like just another enemy
>Interacting with the environment unlocked secrets, like lighting all the scones in The Gutter
>Other secrets like the pig and pickaxe
>Lockstones and Fragrant Branches manipulated the environment
>Getting wet reduced your characters lightning RES while boosting your fire RES
>NG+ added new enemies and items
>rolling in poison made your poison build up continue even on dry land because you were still covered in it
>rolling in snow/poison/water covered you in it and it slowly disappeared
>You could activate several pools of blood at once, resulting in hilarity
>You could be invaded even while hollow and if the boss was dead, but at a lower chance
>You could burn an effigy to block invaders, but you blocked summons as well
>Poison builds were not only viable, they were useful
>Hexes were fleshed out
>White phantoms couldn't Estus with an invader in the world
>Small soapstones if you wanted help with the area before a boss, without having to BC to solo the boss
>Drinking Estus in a fight was a gamble thanks to the slow speed
>Twinblades
>Lances
>Fists were viable
>Corrosive urns, so you didn't need pyro to break equipment
>Chests could be broken, making hitting them to see if it's a mimic risky
>Trapped chests
>Attacking with no stamina made the swing slow, making stamina management more important

Now watch and see how "BEE TEEM" memers deny that these were good things that should've been included/expanded upon in 3

dark souls 2

pcfcbf?

/dsg/ daisuki!!!

What do you think of Scott "Literally Our Guy" Jund?
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>mfw getting a mid-air javelin kill
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4chan...where a man gazed into the essence of the meme. But whatever came of it?
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This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /dsg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /dsg/ who doesn't go all T. CLAIRE, SILLYMAN xD and TFW NO PCFCBF. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of From Software drones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking
board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty Dark Souls. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS ABYSMAL HELLHOLE
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>>160421804
"Quantity above quality" sums up DS2 nicely. Majority of sets were butt-ugly, it made some of DS1 sets ported into it ugly as shit as well (like Dingy), it was plagued with WoW-esque ugly oversized pauldrons, it introduced gaps between pieces of equipment. In terms of fashion it was puke-worthy. Same with weapons, but those are poorly textured on top of that.
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>>160421513
yes, almost no ganks. good for irithyll dungeon, profaned and untended graves.
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>>160421875
I dont give a fuck about it.

honestly, I dont give a fuck about PvP in terms of "viability" or "ability to 'compete'" and I actually think that this frame is fundamentally flawed for several reasons.

It's the simple fact that the game can be beaten with any weapon but in PvP most weapons are shit. This dissonance highlights the contradictory nature between the intended mechanics of DS and the de facto competitive game culture that it became.

Dark Souls is first and foremost a single player RPG. Some people tend to ignore this when talking about PvP viability as they erroneously conflate "viability" with "damage output" or "ease of use." this strictly "weak vs. strong" characterization of weaponry and armor is a very twisted perception of dark souls and the functions of RPG's at large.

As I said before, DS is a game where players can "play roles." It offers a tremendous amount of customization for players to create actual characters with personality and back story as just about any combination of weaponry and armor can be used to beat the game. compare this to PvP. where if you try to utilize a unique or creative build in such a setting, you will almost certainly be punished.

this is because PvP has been hijacked by competitive gaming culture that pervades games like Halo. Instead of learning and sharing, players established a precedent of gloating and priority of victory. Elements vital to the appeal of the actual game like creativity and aesthetics are notably absent in PvP in lieu of what can only be described as "power builds."

One last note: I have a gargoyle build that Im working on right now. it includes the gargoyle set with some hollow soldier armor. I summoned a phantom for o and s and we decimated them. got a message after that said verbatim "u are amazingly weak_how did u get this far"

case and fucking point.
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>>160421804
RETURN TO DRANGLEIC
FUCKING
WHEN
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I'm scared. What's going on?
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Master race faggots really are fucking disgusting..
Playing my tarkus fatroll build in sens and I notice the host gain an 8002 damage above his head so I camped the pendulums at the top to teach the fucked a lesson.

After about 45 minutes of him trying to move me with his infinite dragonbow shots and great fireballs he eventually got bored and disconnected rather than risk dying by rushing my position.

Why cheat and ruin the dark souls experience? I mean really.. baby prick brazilian got his time wasted I suppose but it's such a shame when people cheat themselves out of the best experience this gen.

(Funny thing is that he would have curbstomped me as I'm fatrolling as mentioned and I have really low HP and he had to be in NG+ judging his equipment so all he needed to do was grow a pair and twat me once)
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>>160422014

pastatime
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>>160422014
pastaman
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>>160422008
next DLC. The last one was just a joke. Next one is 20 hours long and fully links DS2 to the rest of the series. It also adds tons of good hexes.
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I think the game gave away a lot upon second viewing. The thing with Dark Souls is that most of the story is told in the background.

What I've gained from reading others theories are that
>entire event is taking place AFTER Demon's Souls, the aftermath landscape, and giant the remainings of mass production demons and giant are a testament to that.
>Similar events are repeated in a loop with chosen undead at the center of everything. The sceneries have a heavy emphasis on symmetry.
>some of Gough's parting words (one is the maker of one's own fate) seem to suggest that this is all pre determined and that history will once again repeat itself.

As a protagonist Chosen undead is both ignorant and unaware of the situation, everyone treats him like shit and no one ever tells him anything, always leaving him in the dark. What he seeks is the feeling of belonging and love, considering his nature and the position of power he is put in, to be able to alter life and reality with the power of dark soul and lordvessel it isn't entirely implausible that he has created an endless loop of creation and reconstruction (rebuilding) of reality in order to achieve happiness, which of course he never does.

in nay case the loop doesn't seem to be perfect, obviously seeing that everything doesn't just fall back to that of their previous state.

a lot of questions are left to be answered like why is there an identical copy Gwyn slaying the everlasting dragons?
can the story be rebuilt and "redone"?
and why are the new designs so fucking shit.
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>>160422008
Thankfully never so it will always be dead and buried.
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>>160422037
Fuck off you inbred white trash. Nobody cares about "pasta time", if you wanna dump shitty posts you saved from some gay thread at 3am go for it.

But stop acting like it's some big thing people care about, nobody cares. You post a bunch of shit nobody reads, most people leave the thread, and the ones who stay just vomit all over each other before it ends.
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>maxing out the Wolf Knight's Greatshield from +4 to +5 with a Slab literally does nothing to its defences
>no increase in stability, no increase in elemental resistances

The fuck? Is this a coding error or something?
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>>160422176
It's hackazaki's magnum opus
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>>160422105
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Thats it.

Im done.

Fuck you Claire

Fuck you /dsg/

Fuck you 4chan

Fuck you Internet

Fuck you World

FUCK YOU.

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FUCKING FUCK STICK YOU FUCKING ASSFUCK QUADRUPLE NIGGER EMPORER OF NIGGEROPOLIS NIGERA.
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>>160391676
needs more lightning
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>>160422156
Ya know...people love to say that. "It's just a game." To retort, I'd argue I'm taking it as seriously as you would anything that you dump 500+ hours into. Why would I play a game to that extent if I didn't have some kind of personal investment in it? Why do I not have the right to be slightly perturbed when I perceive a shade of disrespect where none was deserved? To the casual gamer I'd say let these things go, but to someone that loves the series and the community, I am well within my limits to point out unsavory behavior.
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>just found out that Yhorm's machete 1h combos but doesnt if you 2h

for what reason
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>>160421569
>>160421724
>>160421957
Sweet, I'll give it a go. Cheers!
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>>160422230
You were playing DS3 pvp weren't you?
Foolish mortal. Everyone knows you should stay away at all costs.
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>>160420323
I agree that the PvE should be more of a challenge and not just in blocking your way to the boss room but more care should be put into mob and area design in general because honestly only a handful of bossfights in the series are that memorable and they're one-time events so a lot of the areas with unexciting mobs will become super dull after the boss croaks because most of the PvP will be gone too. In Dark Souls they put the Berenike Knights and black knights into too remote corners of the areas and the black knights don't even respawn. Fucking Painted World nailed the execution of mob / environment design perfectly and managed to also feature a very nice mix of diffierent mob types.
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>>160422008
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>>160422347

Slut.
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>>160422296
I'm not even sure why I bother playing this game anymore. The majority of the people I lose to aren't even winning base off of skill, but just blind parries and exploitations of gameplay mechanics. I had one person I fought consistently press L2 during the entire fight looking to get a parry while I hit him with claymore combos. He finally got one after about fifty fucking attempts and low and behold 2/3 of my health was now gone. I then decided to go for a 1HR2 to try to finish off the small amount of health he had left, but he apparently had a little more than I thought and just poised through my hit and BSed me. The entire fight the only two "hits" he got in on me was a lucky parry and a poise BS, and he proper bows at the end like he won by some kind of skill. I'm starting to see more and more each and every day why Claire does what he does.
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>>160422407
That's the point.
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>>160422254
I just read around 70 pages of your posts before going to bed. Conclusion: you clearly think you are some sort of an intellectual and your level of education and IQ is above all us mortals. I straightforwardly recommend you to shave your stache, drink less booze, stop participating in this stupid ass e-drama with other e-celebs and concentrate on the essential, which is playing Dark Souls. People like you should use their intelligence on making good videos, or doing things that matter, and not talking shit on the internet. You have around 3575 posts in this board, which I read about 400 latest and a few of the first. You are a pretty cool guy, but for fuck's sake you are picking up fights all the fucking time. Go outside and get beaten up a couple of times, so you get that shit out of your head. Nothing pisses me off more than arrogant I young know-it-alls, who think they are the shit. Take that dick out of your mouth and behave.
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>>160422413
It's so easy to play around parries, anon.

Kick>r1, go for a backstab, jump attacks...
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>>160422341
>In Dark Souls they put the Berenike Knights and black knights into too remote corners of the areas and the black knights don't even respawn.
>Fucking Painted World nailed the execution of mob / environment design perfectly and managed to also feature a very nice mix of diffierent mob types.

Are you me?

Also, I think that DS3 was very good about the way they used the mob types together and the way the mobs were used together with the environment.
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Console players, question.

Have setting up an thread ever been this filled with shitposting, or is it just us?
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I can no longer tell what's pasta and what's not
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What's the status on split damage in DS3?

I don't recall how it was in DS2, but I remember in Dark Souls you generally wanted to avoid split damage (unless it's a huge difference) because of how defense worked.

I'm right now comparing Zweihanders and with my build, lightning has a total AR of 524, while heavy sits at 466.

Would you say that's worth it yet or nah?
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>>160422437
That face and hair a shit. Shameful.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoyRcGkDnJo
So how exactly do you pronounce it?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11671896
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>>160422619
I should also add that I'm asking about the damage without enchants here. I know enchants would make the heavy version vastly superior, but I'm more curious on a mechanical level (and also I wont be applying enchants much anyways)
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>>160422413
>The majority of the people I lose to aren't even winning base off of skill
Fucking xD my lad. If they're not winning because off skill, then why are they winning? You're basically saying that you are even less skilled than the people you're playing against.
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>turning on infinite iframes after tears pops
Now this is a sweet meme
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>>160414008
Oh shit, that makes sense. Didn't think about that. I really liked that poor guy.
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I've played the Souls games for a while now and it usually fizzles out (in context of co-op PVE) around the 130-175 soul level range.
The majority of fun I have in this game is grinding out mass amounts of souls, getting a single level for it, and doing it again. I enjoy running extra boss fights, farming the Gertrude Knights before going to next NG, and gaining tons of materials and soul levels.
What sucks is I rarely ever see any summon signs after about SL225 or so. I want to grind all the way through NG+9 and beat it as many times as I can but sometimes I just need a little help.
To those of you in the same boat as me, you 225+ rank folks, keep putting those summon signs down!
Also, if any of you have discord or something, I have zero friends who play the Souls series. I have a great group who plays BF1 and other shooters but none on the DS series so I am looking for a crew to run with.
(I play on PC)
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>>160412154
Is that Apu Apustaja?
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>>160422413
If you know he's fishing for a parry, why are you trying to hit him with claymore combos?
If you're not sure you'll kill him with your last attack, why do you set up a trade that you'd lose?
If the person who beat you is less skilled than you, how come he won the fight?

You need to realize that part of being a good player is being able to adjust and counter different playstyles. Parryspamming isn't the most complex playstyle, but it can function well if the other player doesn't adjust to it at all.
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>>160422634
Haters gonna hate
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>>160422681
None of these options are correct. Händer isn't pronounced hander, it's pronounced hender.
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slaughter
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>>160422619
split damage in ds3 is a mixed blessing. some elemental types are worthless in pvp because elemental defense scales with some widely used stat, so fire/chaos and lighting infusions are a big no-no
on the other hand, crystal and dark infusions are very powerful, against typical melee build they only lose 10-20 damage per hit compared to physical weapons but gain a huge chip damage against shields instead

but an ugs that can't breach at least 550 physical AR or ~600 split AR is worthless
if you want an elemental ugs, use astora ugs, it's way better than Zwei anyway
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>>160422995
Depends on your accent as German is a language of very broad pronouncations. Some will pronounce the ä strongly, some will pronounce it more like an e.
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>>160391529

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMfoo95LOJw
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>>160423052
Damn thanks, I did not consider defenses tied to stats at all when thinking about this.

I know the Zweihander isn't very good in this game, I was mostly just toying around with builds and scaling and such and havent found a weapon I truly like yet.
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>>160422681
>A German Spy
>doesn't know how to pronounce a German word
It's ZweihÄnder, not ZweihAnder, you stupid fucking slut.

TSVAI HENN DEHR

Holy fucking shit, I'm beyond mad.
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>>160422976
>>160423107
I want to shag a witch.
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What's goin' on, guys? This is MartyrsBrigade99 coming to you once again with another session of /dsg/.

Alright guys, we're back at it with a little series I like to call "The General Thread". First off, lets give a show of appreciation to our good ole /dsg/. Now a lot of times -- or should I say most of the time. Actually I cant even say that, the vast majority of times -- the primary form of posting in these threads are pictures. And that’s alright; thats cool and everything, but to turn around and uh... you know, disrespect others for not posting pictures... Well I only have one thing to say to hotshots like you: Get off it.

If you think that pictures are more important than all the writing styles, all the information, and uh... all the community contributions, well then I suggest you re-evaluate your posting style.

Now before any of you jokers from the reporting brigade jump on me, I am not dissing the usefulness of pictures. But until you can demonstrate for YOURSELVES, that you can have a successful and positive thread using ONLY images, then you cannot refute my beliefs. Besides, here in the brigade we like to do things a little differently.

Now it's funny, because every single high speed pasta reporter and every hotshot image poster who has come in here with their ridiculous accusations, not a single one has been able to demonstrate that images can be used as the primary form of communication. And that's that.

Until next time...

MartyrsBrigade...

is...

out.
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>>160423065
NO FUCKING GERMAN OR AUSTRIAN, REGARDLESS OF WHAT FUCKED UP ACCENT THEY SPEAK PRONOUNCES "Ä" AS AN "A", AT LEAST NOT WHEN IT'S IN "HÄNDER" YOU PRETENTIOUS PIECE OF SHIT
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Claire hasn't even posted here in like half a week, why are people so focused on him?
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>>160423143
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>>160422681
zweye hander
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>>160423240
Are you ok? I said ä and e, not a.

And even then, a swabian person might say it with an a, or atleast very close to it.
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>>160423243
who the fuck is claire? I stay away for 2 weeks and this is what happens?
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>>160422976
The world needs more Zullie art.
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In the Age of Estoc, the meta was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of great shields, dex swords, and everlasting stamina
But then there were builds, and with builds, came disparity. Strength and dex, int and faith, and of course... fun and tryhard.
Then, from the planners, they came, and found the stats for weapons to fit their builds.

Straightsword, the first of the playthroughs
The Weeaboo Edgelords, and their Blades of Chaos
FUGS, the Lord of Damage, and his faithful poise
And the furtive caster, so easily forgotten.

With the power of builds, they challenged the greatshields.
FUGS's mighty blows peeled apart their huge stamina
The weebs weaved great shitstorms on the internet
Straightswords unleashed a flurry of R1s and kicks
And the Hornet Ring betrayed its own, and the turtles were nerfed more.

Thus began the Age of Builds.
But soon, the meta will change, and only tryhards will remain.
Even now, there are only duels, and invaders see not ganks, but endless bows.
And amongst the PCs are seen, carriers of the accursed Cheat Engine.
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>>160423337
t. Claire
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>>160423396
9/10
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>>160423243
this is exactly why I don't go on /vg/
every general is full of fake drama nobody cares about and everyone talks about exactly the same shit and posts exactly the same webm/picture each and every thread so the only reason to come here is for FCs which are the only things that break up the monotony but still people find a way to make it worse by turning into namedropping
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>>160423396

My fucking sides man 10/10
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Feels retro man
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Ghost invaders are still a thing. I have just ruined dude's jolly coop, killing his phantoms 3 times in a row, while he was freaking out and mashing r1 in the air.
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>>160423549
I feel like DS3 has a lot of bullshit backstabs. I mean, I almost never get backstabbed, but I accidentally backstab people all the time.
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>>160423549
The way backstabs work in this game is pretty retarded. That sort of shit happens even with low latency.
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>>160423396

tip top kek
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>>160423619
yeah i think this happened to me yesterday, killed a phantom 3 times but i couldnt hit the host. can they really not see you?
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>>160423549
>>160423625
>>160423650
It's because he turned around and tried to attack during the backstab attempt
if he kept walking the other way it would have missed
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>>160423718
I understand why it happened, that's why I said the way they work is retarded.
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>>160423704
No, they can't. I don't think host can even see your hp when you take damage.
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>>160422052
>20 hours long and fully links DS2 to the rest of the series. It also adds tons of good hexes
I won't mind this at all. We will finally see what happened to bear and treehead.
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>>160423541
that faggot took it from Iron Pineapple's twitter account
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>>160423968
>discord
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>>160423396
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>>160424030
It's twitter
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>Host is strafing around me
>Go for a turtle poke BS
>He literally rolls through me and I turn 180 degrees to bs him

i rike it
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>>160422256

It'd probably be too overpowered considering its damage and reach. 2H + Warcry it has huge range with about 780 pure physical AR. For comparison: BKGA has around 710 (warcry included) but with lower range, Fume UGS has ~650, Dragon Tooth & Smough's ~670, Greataxe 740 (same moveset but half the range). Dragonslayer Greataxe 740 (split damage).
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>>160424096
Are you blind?
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>>160424030
>being this retarded
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>>160424096
"looks like the dark souls 3 discord I joined is producing some quality memes"
>screenshot of discord
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>>160424108
Great machete can't combo too, and its worse than yhorm's in every way other than weight.
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>>160424171
>"looks like the dark souls 3 discord I joined is producing some quality memes"
>screenshot of discord

>screenshot of twitter screenshot of discord
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>>160424168
>samefagging
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>>160424265
dumbass
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Is dlc active on sl60?
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>Hosts that bow to you in an invasion

for what purpose
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>>160424507
>group of two
>they bow to you
>they fight you both

not for honor
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>>160424234

Yeah, the Great Machete is just trash overall. The only advantages are its weight and that it can be buffed and infused, but even at 66Str Heavy-infused + 60 Int CMW it only very barely outdamages Yhorm's at just 66Str (while having lower range on top of that).
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>>160424507
maybe they thought you were a cool guy, but apparently you aren't
fgt
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>>160424563
>thought you were a cool guy

Yeah I'm totally gonna bow to the guy that probably has WoB equipped and will summon phantoms the moment he starts losing.
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>>160424640
lol
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>>160423143
The worst thing about the video besides the cringe worthy presentation is that he even states in the description that the way he pronounces it is not the correct german pronounciation. If he cant speak proper german why does he even name himself "agermanspy"? Is his self image so damaged that he needs to rely on MUH ANCESTORS to have any kind of identity? At least my friends and me had a good time laughing at this piece of shit autistic germanboo
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Sitting in seeded post pontiff area with the aldrich gators.
Been here about 45 minutes.
Surprised no faithfuls have come down to dispatch the gators for me yet.
It doesn't usually take this long.
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Two valorhearts looks silly
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>>160424862
>rapport X

Why do people do this?
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>>160424862
trade that shit for a slab holy shit bones aren't even expensive
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>>160424963
FARMING
GOLD FAT FUCKS
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>>160424862
>that complete lack of fashion game
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But also breddy cool

>>160424963
For the sweet (You)s, of course
And also farming gertrudes

>>160424970
I have 21 spare slabs, I think I'm good for now
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>>160393948
Sorcery is not shit my man. It's very good for duel if you know what you're doing. I suggest you try it out in PvP before commenting on it and no, I don't mean just spamming crystal soul spears in a brawl.
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>the purple phantom does nothing and takes up a slot so I'm forced to fight 4v1

wow epic my dude xD
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>>160424862
I'mma steal that build.
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>>160421891
Want to kiss
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>>160394571
Yhorm's Great Machete is easily the best STR weapon. The only decent one I can think of really. Everything else is better on a quality build. STR builds are just shit in this game especially in PvP against an opponent who knows how to dodge.
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Does a Greatsword have any advantage at all?

Playing a casual playthrough on a Guts build and it just seems fairly terrible for pvp. I cant see any redeeming quality that other UGS or Curved greatswords cant accomplish along with other benefits.
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>>160425209
Now this is good bait
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>>160425209
The R2s on the 2h is a one-of-a-kind widearc cleave. Slow but could be useful, I've never used a Greatsword myself but I plan on using it just for that. Stomp is waste on it through, you can't use it in tandem with your R1s and R2 stomp is practically fucking useless.
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>>160424507
most of the time theyre stalling so a blue phantom can appear. this happens pretty much every time i dont charge in like a cunt and smack them
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>>160425209
Wait damn it you said G not g
Fuck you Miyazaki cut it out already
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>>160425390
Im 100% serious. I acknowledge im bad now please tell me if a greatsword is worthless compared to other UGS and why its not.
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>>160413890
Falthy Franch and the Shrimpson Boys have total control over the memes...
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>>160425390
It's a fairly bad weapon outside superhuman SLs
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Haven't played since ~2 weeks after launch (DS3, PC).
What has changed since then? Any significant patches? Any DLC announced?
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>>160421891
>this whole fucking quest got cut
What the fuck is it with From and cutting cool sidequests

They did it with Shiva's quest in 1 too so now that faggot and his bodyguard have no reason to even be in lordran
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>>160421804

The drakeblood set was ruined by its cape.

Until they can animate them effectively, they only ever look bad.
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>>160424507
>>160425486
I'd say 9/10 times I invade a lone host, he bows, I bow, we proceed to duel. When a host bows to me I take it to mean "let's duel, no estus".

Not everyone in this game is a faggot you know.
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>>160425516
No, I thought you were talking about greatswords
Capital G Greatsword is not good
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>>160425596
Google it you dumb mook
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>>160425676
>turning invasions into cancerous duels

Rolling out of gestures was a mistake
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>>160425676
I'm so fucking jaded by invasions now that I just attack everything on sight like a rabbid dog.
Every host has potentially specced into summoner as a subclass, so everyone needs to die.
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>>160425785
>not having an estus chugathon is cancerous

this is a new one
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>>160425676
How much do you invade? Like the other guy, most people that bow to me have WoB equipped and will be more than happy to fight me 2v1 or try to summon phantoms if they start losing. It happens more often than someone looking for a duel, because who the fuck looks for duels in PvE areas?

Even if they are looking for a duel, they're a piece of shit, they have double the amount of estus and embered HP. It's not a fair fight.
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Greatswords are cancer and greatswords users are too scared to admit it.
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>>160425676
if you want to duel, go to the arena or a fightclub, moron. what's the point of turning the most dynamic form of PVP into a shitty duel?
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>>160425785
What's the difference between a duel and an invasion against a solo host other than the fact that in the later case he will just chug estus and summon phantoms.

If a host bows to me, I will bow back and duel him. If he heals or summons then the gloves are off.

>>160425798
I've noticed that the better players tend to be more inclined to fight me 1v1 since they actually stand a chance. The noobs try to summon but you can't really blame them. Phantoms die in one combo/one riposte anyway. Their more of a hindrance than a threat.
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>>160425915
considering we mocked the shit out of GS users at release, I'd say we got our just desserts
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>>160419546
Make a few webms or something because in my experience turtling is absolute trash in 3. There are way too many counters to the point where even using a shield to actually block just makes you more vulnerable than just not doing it at all. Just being a passive bitch with HA weapons is a lot more useful if you want to go that route.
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>>160425848
Just because the game mechanics are bad doesn't make it any more acceptable. Go drop your RSS or arena because you deserve and got a backstab for bowing as a host or invader before they casualised the series for you faggots.
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>>160426040
>What's the difference between a duel and an invasion against a solo host other than the fact that in the later case he will just chug estus and summon phantoms.
Double the Estus?
Embered HP?
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>>160425915
>launch
GREATSWORDS SUCK SO BAD THEY'RE JUST SLOW STRAIGHT SWORDS WHY DOES MEEAZAKY HATE WEAPON VARIETY

>patch
GREATSWORDS ARE OP CANCER META HOW DARE PEOPLE USE THEM NOW THAT THEY'RE GOOD
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>>160426105
>muh dishonour

>psht, nothing personal, host
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>>160419837
Who is Phina?
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>>160426241
A guy who has clocked 1300 hours in dark souls 3 playing only mage in pvp.
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>>160425858
I invade more than anything else in this game. I've been an invader since DeS. I spend at least half my time in this game invading. The rest is spent dueling and PvEing.

Sometimes they have WoB equipped and when the blue shows up the hosts sits down and lets me fight him solo. Again this is what USUALLY happens. Occasionally you get a faggot who bows and then tries to gank but generally gankers aren't going to bow first.

In some cases I've even had the host sit down and let me fight his phantom 1v1 and applaud me when I win. As I said not all hosts are faggots anon.

It's actually less of a hassle for the host to just fight me and even if he dies he just respawns right at the bonfire, resummons his buddy and they're on their way again.

>>160425942

I don't think those hosts are looking for duels it's just that they've been invaded so they might as well finish this quickly. That's also the way I do it if I'm invaded. I'll bow to the invader and hope he duels me rather than having to chase him around the level and pop a seed or whatever.
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>>160425664
I'll say it need a longer cape. I wanted to feel like superman in it, not some boy wonder shit.
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>>160425664
drakeblood is ruined by the stupid armored buttflap
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>>160426138
Fair enough. The invader is aware of those drawback before he invades though.

If you're dueling a host (meaning no estus healing) the only disadvantage you have is the 30% less HP (and ashen estus if you rely on that).

Those are much better odds than having to fight a host with twice your estus + 3 phantoms + darkmoon + seed.

If a host offers to duel me I will happily accept although I don't expect him to do so.
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>>160391748
I've tried but it's just too hard. Mad respect to anyone who can actually pull it off.
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>>160426138
>invade the DLC snowfield area
>some dude baiting invasions, abusing his sippies and embered HP boost
>I fuck up because I didn't treat it properly (play passive as fuck, burn through his Estus charges) and die
>figure he wants duels, put my red sign down - no summon
>invade him again
>humiliate him
>put sign down again because I feel like duels now
>he summons me
>BC out
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>Over an hour with the gators.

>Over 20 invaders.

>6 or 7 blues/darkmoons have gotten ears and 4 or 5 have died

>4 invaders have come down the ladder and noped the fuck out

>1 faithful has fought the gators and died
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJaWg764K8

What did he mean by this?
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>>160426929
They don't know the best strat to beat these hosts: aggro doggos, climb up ladder, put slumbering.
When they de aggro, they'll go after the host down there unless he has hidden body
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-DZ6Qq6wbs

Why do this jap's videos frequently get so many dislikes? Is it because he poops on fading corpses?
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>>160427057
jap gaming videos usually have more dislikes, not sure if its upset neets or something
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>>160426929
is this beat poetry?
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>>160427036
Hidden body, slumbering dragon, silvercat, and obscuring

Yeah, I'm not new to this...
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>host runs loops around seeded irithyll with his silvercat ring
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>>160427210
Oh, and I've gotten over 90k souls while sitting here so I'm pretty sure the only thing left alive is the gators...
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>Armor sets that are only obtainable through enemy drops.

This was always a shit idea.
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>>160427329
>black crystal
>block user
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>>160427329
This is one of my favorite things to do.
...after sitting with my pet aldrichgators.
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>>160427210
Cat and slumbering are useless when they're triggered. Unless they recast hidden body with every aggro the doggos will see them. After which, it's just a matter of staying in the stairs and waiting for them to due to doggos or cleanup after.

Takes about 20 mins to waste all their casts but always works in the end
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>>160427451
You must have never done this.
They have been agroed already.
It is a huge room.
They have never seen me. Just move around and keep distance.
Once the invader is gone they deagro if the hist isn't in sight
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>Both dead
>I lose
ok
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>>160427329
I've wanted to do this for a while. I have a character named "African Sprinter" whose entire purpose was to run away from invaders until they gave up.

I can't be fucked playing through the PvE in this game though.

The idea will remain amusing to me forever though.
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Am I being misled by the ds3 shitstralife wiki or is farming in this game really so cancerous?

They claim that both:
>cathedral evangelical (big fat mace cunts) drop their armor and weapon in the undead settlement
>hollow manservants (saw dudes) drop the great machete

I've killed like 50 of these enemies each so far, with my crystal rapier on, but I haven't gotten a single item off of them yet.

Do they actually drop the things?
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>>160427687
yes they drop
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>>160427687
yes, they do drop them
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>>160427586
I've done it plenty of times since release. Without the spell they auto aggro you, works on any host since they eventually run out of casts. You simply take a tour around the water area then climb back many times
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They do, yes. Drop rates are pretty fucked though.
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>>160427641
I hope you use Follower Javelin WA for maximum spearchucker effectiveness
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>>160427687
Evangelists definitely drop their shit, I usually get several drops from them just going through settlement with base itemfind.

Not sure about bowldudes, they probably drop it though.
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>>160427687
>using fextra ever
Yes they drop those things but you're still retarded
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>>160427329
>>160427641
Equip a bow with the rolling quickshot attack.
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>>160427687
Yes, they actually drop them.

The drop rate is garbage even with the +2 gold serpent and symbol of avarice.
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>>160427796
What would you recommend instead?
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pcfcbf
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>>160427746
Your hosts were just as shit as most of the invaders.
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>>160427796
Sadly it seems like the non-cancerous wiki is very incomplete for DS3. What's a good alternative?
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>>160427876
Check the OP mate... Always use wikidot.

Takes longer for info to come out after release, but its properly fact checked.
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Is Leo Ring a good idea for Valorheart? Most of the attacks seem to be pokes but I don't know if they actually do thrust damage or not
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>>160427981
There's literally no way of stopping it unless you leave the reserve. I tested it plenty in my own world
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>>160427329
>host does nothing but run around that tower next to the first shortcut in post-pontiff with a really short ledge, spamming force and demonic flare
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>When the violin kicks in during the gravetender fight
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>>160426986
>posting scuttjand videos
>in 2016
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>>160427796
>fextralife
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>>160428003
there's no alternative

if you want information about the game, you have to rely on an agglomeration of wiki pages, patch notes, reddit posts, youtube videos, and personal testing. also, while googling for how poise works now, enjoy sifting through dozens of moronic kotaku, pc gamer, ign, etc. articles which all have the same non-information from 6 months ago.

nobody actually wants to do the job of collecting all the relevant information and constructing it in a searchable way.
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>>160428082
I "literally" just did it with a guy fighting the gator and I'm still sitting here...
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Are there an endless supply of seeds?

While playing through the game, when i took invasion breaks, some people always had it up even though I had killed them like 3-4 times.
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>>160427796
>>160428473
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>>160428562
I think there's a chance for them to spawn on the giant tree in firelink everytime you get invaded
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>>160428562
You have a 10% chance of spawning a seed every time you're invaded. Increasing by 10% every time up to a maximum of 50%.

So yes, in theory there's an endless supply of them.

If you're on PC though the host is most likely just CEing them in.
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>>160428609
>Weak to Dark Sword
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>>160428495
I'm sure you did it and are making up shit after he ran away too soon
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>>160427796
>>160428473
>>160428609
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>Invade the village
>Almost all the hosts have completed the DLC up to Freide
>They can literally be anywhere in the DLC but you spawn in the village

They really didn't give a shit when they set the parameters for people you can invade in this area
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>>160428820
He didn't run
He died.
I had already stated that prior to any of your comments.
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Holy shit I need a new controller. PvP with kb+m is cancer
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NEW

>>160428880
>>160428880
>>160428880
>>160428880
>>160428880
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>>160428949
Its not that bad anon
After playing 1 and 2 with kb+m, 3 actually feels really good.
Granted that might be due to stockholm syndrom or something
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>>160428609
RIP in piss My Sides, 1992 - 2016.
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>>160423052
Dude what's your stats for that Onyx pyro build? That looks super fun to play as.
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