>is called Four Kings
>there's more than four of them
>>357865745
There's 4 of them they just respawn till you drain the collective HP bar.
Depending on how broken your build is you can fight 1 - 6 IIRC.
>>357865936
No, there's more than 4. if the fight takes too long a 5th and 6th one can spawn in.
>>357865745
"kings" my ass.
more like 4skins.
>>357865745
>Doesn't govern a nation of people through hereditary and undisputed power
>>357865745
>shit tumblr-tier design
>retarded DPS race instead of fight
>no lore and complete irrelevance to the plot
>worst music in the game
>easy as fuck but still really fucking annoying
whoa suc cool, much bos
bravo From.
>>357865745
Worst shit in the entire series. Pathetic parody of a "bossfight" that is neither challenging nor fun.
>>357866078
>retarded copycats still trying this hard
This boss is actually worse than Bed of Chaos because at least Bed of Chaos isn't 100% luck based.
>>357865745
>4cucks
>>357865745
>behold the official design of the 4 niggers
These faggots literally look like anime wannabe-sephiroth treemen with spaghetti-legs. Did Fromsoft hire the shittiest "artist" from DeviantFart to come up with this abomination of a "design" and call it a day?
Seriously, think of all this nightmarish crap - retarded aesthetics of a boss itself (a random mess of edges), awful lolitsfuckingnothing arena, the most terrible music in the game. Basically, everything worst in all the other bosses combined, not to mention this so to say "boss" is also painfully easy (and it's a Lord Souls boss!), all you have to do is dodge roll its slow shit attacks and watch for grab tells, or slap on havels and just faceroll everything.
Just compare:
>Bed of Chaos
>Seath
>Nito
>Gwyn
All - awesome bosses with amazing locations, creative unique design, loads of rich lore to them, and always entertaining to fight, hard and challenging.
And 4fags is just... 4fags. No lore, shit tumblr design, shit music, shit everything. Literally "What the fuck I'm even doing with this shit: The Fight".
What the holy fucking fuck From, get your shit together. I just don't get it - how did they managed to make a perfection that Bed of Chaos is, and at the same time - THIS shit "boss", hated so much by the ENTIRE community (/dsg/ included), and still haven't cut it the fuck away from the game? Just fucking HOW?
>retard gets literally laughed out of /vg/'s /dsg/
>continues being retarded on /v/
>>357865745
the very definition of a shit cancerous "boss" ever.
>>357866578
Story?
>>357866543
>bed of chaos
>awesome boss
>>357866543
Not to mention the arena is literally-fucking-nothing somewhere in a nigger's black AIDS-ridden asshole. It's boring and feels lazy and ever worse and more rushed than Lost Izalith with its dragon asses. Jeebus, Bed of Chaos is like a shining masterpiece in comparison to THIS.
>>357865745
yeah, if you aren't gud
>>357866872
>battle takes place in a place called "the abyss"
>durr why is it all fucking black?!?!?
>>357866046
did you even read the post you replied to?
>>357866191
>no lore
Retard spotted.
>>357866996
Yeah retard, he said that there's only four but if the build is "broken" more can spawn in. In reality more start spawning if the fight takes too long, it has nothing to do with broken builds.
>>357866951
FROM didn't even fucking bother to design a proper location for this piece of turd "boss" and just threw it into some black void of Lordran's public cesspool. This basically speaks for itself.
>>357866717
There was some internet drama about a whale doing 4 kings gay fanart and posting on /dsg/.
Someone (and a few copycats) got so triggered by that, that he kept posting shit like this:
>>357866191
>>357866403
>>357866543
>>357866078
literary for years getting ignored and in the end laughed out of /dsg/.
Tried same shit in /bbg/, got laughed out immediately and it looks like his retardation is itching so hard he started on /v/ now.
Ignore and report (not that it would help much because the autist even switched IPs several times mid thread so not all his comments got deleted if mods actually did something about him).
>>357867019
There is NO lore to it. It's not a boss, it's a rushed abortion of a "boss" used as a bland filler for the most shit part of the game.
That's why it's completely forgotten in the following games, which have shittons of references to basically everything in the series.
>>357867327
Not the shitposter I just really hate this boss
>>357866403
I didn't even know this was a shitposting thread.
>>357865745
>LMAO let's just make a faggy-ass looking nigger that will copypaste itself
>Hurrr such a brilliant design for a bossfight durr
>>357867067
>but if the build is "broken" more can spawn in.
Small correction.
If the build is broken as in OP as hell you only fight one king. Google for 'dragon king tour through lordran' youtube vids where guy oneshots various bosses.
>>357867019
Cuntblasted 4shits detected.
Go masturbate to 4cucks again, maybe it will make you feel slightly less of a worthless shit than you will forever be.
>>357866543
I like 4 kings. Fight me faggot.
It's a pretty tense fight if you're not overleveled or minmaxing autist. Trying to get each of them down before another spawns really gives you the thrill. And if you're not fast enough and get 2-3 of them, it's even more fun. I loved dodging their attacks on my no shield honorabu samurai build waiting for an opening to chip away some of their HP.
>>357867067
there's never more than 4 at a time, moron
>>357865745
1. 4skins
2. 4shits
3. 4bitches
4. 4niggers
5. 4fags
6. 4turds
7. 4cucks
8. 4diIdos
9. 4scums
10. 4condoms
11. 4dongs
12. 4swines
13. 4shitstains
14. 4dicks
15. 4faggots
16. 4fucks
17. 4mongs
Anyone else?
>>357867621
>I like 4 kings. Fight me faggot
fuck off idiot, nobody cares.
>>357865745
4cucks is not a legit boss
Name a worse boss than 4cucks, I dare you.
Protip: you can't.
>>357867640
There can be, if the fight takes too long. I remember fighting the boss once and it took too long and a 5th one spawned in.
>>357867940
Pinwheel.
>>357865745
I remember how hyped I got when I heard that I had to go kill "The four kings".
Got so disappointed when it turned out to be a totally black zone with 4 copies of the same boring looking boss.
What a fucking ass-ugly motherfucker.
Look at this random clusterfuck of edges and whatthefuckelseever.
Just why is 4bitches such a fucking terribly designed garbage?..
I want to punch this stupid ded-eyed deer-face so badly.
>>357867940
Just in DS1?
Gaping Dragon. It's like beating up a senile old man.
Souls series in general?
Skeleton Lords
>>357867507
The fight itself is just so easy and design so laughably bad it's almost offensive to the player.
>>357865745
>Summoning the barneyfag of dark souls
Why
>>357867362
>that blissful feeling when 4skins is wiped from the series' lore right at the beginning
i don't know whether i should laugh or cry tears of joy.
I don't even try to do the fight "right" like other bosses I just put on my heaviest shit and swing away.
>>357868175
patch removing 4skins from DaS1 when?
>mfw normies call 4skins "Four Kings"
>>357867768
You cared enough to reply retard.
>44 posts
>14 posters
Gee, I wonder who's samefagging in this thread
Literally one of the easiest bosses if you're an aggressive player.
Not apologizing the the fucking faggot mages and dex retards that think this boss is worse than any boss in Demon Ruins and Bed of Chaos
>>357869960
shut your whore mouth, 4fags-sucker.
This is reaching barneyfag-tier autism
>>357867362
They obviously knew 4fags was a shit idea from the start, so they just decided to pretend there were never anything about this "boss" in Souls universe.
God fucking 4fags is fucking goddamn trash, FUCK these niggers so hard. JUST FUCK THEM. They are THAT BOSS that nobody wants to replay a game because of. Why are they so fucking shitty? FUCKING WHY?
>>357865745
So why does Beatrice's corpse show up after you kill 4fags?and why is it so sad
I love the 4 Kings
Still make me anxious to this day
Honestly speaking... Who else genuinely prefers Bed of Chaos over 4shits?
Like, Bed of Chaos at least has a bit of creativity and challenge behind it, not to mention gorgeous visuals and rich as fuck lore.
But 4niggers is a retarded DPS race, which is something that really shouldn't be in a souls game which is based around 80% skill and maybe 20% equipmentalthough it can technically be 100% skill
>>357866543
Wow, its like 1st concept are that looks worse than the final result.
I really like their appearance in game, but this is shit
>>357872109
>still thinks it makes 4cunts any better
>>357868038
pinwheel barely counts as a boss. 4 kings you usually have to fight multiple times at least
4cucks apologists are the worst and most pathetic.
It's less than 4 if you're not trash at this game
>>357868175
4shits is the most faggot boss in the entire series. Like, it literally looks like a gay anime fagblob.
>>357867696
4chan
>>357870828
Faggot/s been at it for more than 2 years.
Can you imagine that level of autism?
Never seen anything so pathetic.
>>357873192
post more Gwyndolin.
>>357875410
>>357874008
I'm so sorry for your condition.
Get well soon.
>>357865745
>everyone says this boss is hard
>one shot them without even figuring out what to do
based fucking havel armor
>>357875682
>>357875902
>>357865745
This fight's pretty fucking intense at SL1
>>357876073
>>357876076
>just gotta whack them up with my +5 lighting reinforced club for a bit until they all die
>>357876234
More like Blacksmith Giant Hammer
>>357867362
The four kings were given a powerful soul by Gwyn because he thought they were good rulers. They became tempted by the power of the abyss and turned evil. There, lore.
>>357865745
this nigger's literally designed as a flaming dick-sucking faggot. Remove anime fagbois from my manly Souls universe.
>>357876202
>>357865745
>want to replay DS1
>remember 4shits is a thing
sigh
every fucking time it dawns on me
why did fromsoft ruin their potential masterpiece of a game with this piece of cunt "boss"
WHY
Why do you feel the need to samefag against this boss? Not a perfect boss but still better than half the DS2 bosses and Bed of Chaos.
>>357865745
4cucks is neither hard nor challenging, so nobody even bothers to fight it properly when you can just say "fuck this shit" and tank it with Havels. It's simply the worst, literally the worst.
>>357875410
CUTE!
Praise the Dark Sun
>>357876202
>>357876856
>that 30/40 yo tranny manface
absolutely disgusting
>>357877057
I wanna kneel before Gwyndolin!
>>357866046
Only 4 can spawn at a time though.
Why is he so best?
>game has a spell called "death" or something similar
>only works against basic goblins, and only hits 10% of the time
4 Kings is such an easy fight. I beat them with the drake sword on my first try.
>>357875410
I wish MenasLG drew him at least for once :(
>>357866403
>luck based
>level 1 character can beat them easily with havel's armor
you really do gotta git gud anon
>>357876856
>84 replies
>27 unique posters
>>357877256
best girl (male)
>>357877454
c u t e
I beat these faggots for the first time 2 days ago. Only Lord Soul boss I've beaten so far, going through the cave right now. Why is everybody shitting on bed of chaos? It's the demon ruins boss, right?
>96 posts and counting
>32 IDs
At least be more subtle, guys.
>>357877681
4skins is not Lord Soul, faggot.
>>357877619
>>357877454
>>357877256
>>357877359
>>357877162
>>357877057
>>357876856
>>357876515
>>357876202
>>357876073
>>357875902
>>357875682
>>357875598
>>357875507
>>357875410
the best thing this faggot ever did was die
>>357875410
I want to princess-carry Gwyndolin!
>>357878114
I want to do lewd stuff to him.
>faggot-shit thread is now best waifu thread
All according to keikaku. I love you anons.
i beat 4kids with dark knight sword, just learned all the cues for each attack animation. You can easily dodge the grabs, the explosion, and the magic projectiles
there is some luck to it but its much easier if you have some form of backup ranged attack or have an second shield to swap out to absorb magic damage
>>357877908
You mean aside from the Bequeathed Lord Soul Shard that's necessary for the Lordvessel?
>>357878378
FUCK OFF with your gay shit.
This is Princess Gwyndolin thread now.
>>357878338
Is Gwyndolin better for lewd or for protecting/worshipping?
>>357878494
fuck OFF.
>>357878637devouring
>>357878378
just put on giants stone or havel's armor and tank all the damage you silly little shit
>>357875410
Was Gwyndolin a [spolier]boy?
>>357865745
this nigger looks like a mopstick wrapped in scraps of used toilet paper flapping around. Easily the worst and most retarded "design" in the game.
>>357878378
>unironically fighting 4shits in any way other than slapping its shit in Havel's
what a nigger you are.
>>357878338
>artist is no longer on pixiv
FUCK
>>357865745
why didn't Darkwraiths join forces and kill 4skins right in the public toilet of Lordran aka abyss of Shit-Londo?
Gwyndolin is for_____
>>357879219
Impregnation.
>>357865745
>Fromsoft promised to release a patch removing 4skins from the game when the PtD DLC is out
>it never happened
>>357878494
why did Gwyn even give 4fags a shard of his Great Soul?
>>357879219murdering
>>357865745
the fuckers are brety fun. the most fun i had was killing them with a composite bow. too bad the abyss isn't infinite. invisible walls are annoying.
>>357865745
Reminder that if you tolerate 4cuntsmears you're just as faggot as this shit "boss" is.
>Gwyndolin died in Dark 3 to some overly built up boss that turned out to be shitty and uninteresting
Feels fucking bad man
>>357878827
>>357879040
>not fighting the boss the way you want to
>looking up piss easy "i win button" guides on youtube because you don't know how to dodge roll in a japanese dodge rolling hack and slash action game
take your copy of dark souls/hard drive and throw it in the trash, you don't deserve it
>>357866543
>And 4fags is just... 4fags. No lore,
>how did they managed to make a perfection that Bed of Chaos is
Oh, I get it now. You're an idiot.
>>357879482
>He had trouble with 4kids
I'm not even good at the game and I can manage in two or three tries, what's the issue
>gwyndolin will never sit on your face
>>357879938
So does she actually have legs or is it snakes forever
>>357865745
What an easy trash fight. Barely memorable. After fighting this faggot ass I was like "what the fuck just happened?"
That's pretty much all you could say about the "quality" of this """"""""""boss"""""""""".
>>357879219
I want to fuck Gwyndolin
>>357873192
Source?
>>357880195
I'd make my home in his boipucci
>>357876387
t. Chris Metzen
>you will never be a cute trap
>>357879219
adoration
>>357879904
Bud, you don't need to look it up to realize havel's is ridiculously OP. I used it on every boss after I got it because why the fuck wouldn't you.
Best trap did nothing wrong.
>>357865745
Reminder that 4condoms was never meant to be a boss in the game, it was planned to be scrapped. Sadly, we got what we got.
Mechanically, Four Kings is an okay fight. The design and backstory are pretty throwaway, though.
Bed of Chaos has better design and lore, but it feels like the first phase of a more epic fight that ended up being cut. Like I was seriously expecting an actual boss to come out and slap my shit after I killed the big tree.
>>357880969
It actually makes me feel glad that Miyazaki learned his lesson and refrained from putting any references to 4cucks in the following games. This shit had to be fucking forgotten and THANKFULLY, is forever completely fucking ditched from the series' lore.
>>357867940
Bed of Chaos is always the worst boss.
Ceaseless Discharge isn't much better but at least he's easier.
Pinwheel so weak that he's pathetic. If he had more health then I could see it being pretty fun and challenging.
>>357881043
there are literally no bosses as shit as 4shits, yeah.
>>357881292
stop insulting Bed of Chaos, niggerface.
also, Pinwheel is one of the most atmospheric and memorable bosses in DaS1 (although a bit easy maybe).
now go neck yourself.
Best DS1 theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dTeRroCZI
>>357880740
>>357880740
>because why the fuck wouldn't you
its an RPG
you should play the character you want and try to win with the build you made, is that not the whole point
>>357881710
...and worst DS1 theme (recommended to cover your fucking ears)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs59egXnb3c
>>357881608
>its atmospheric!
its not bad, but its not that impressive, guy. Why do you like all the B- bosses?
>>357881832
I like it
>>357881608
>stop insulting Bed of Chaos
/v/ has changed.
4kids is will always be way fucking better than both Bed and Ceaseless. I'll concede with 4kids being equal to Pinwheel and Gaping Dragon but that's it.
the difficulty of 4 kings wasn't them, it was the fact that it was my first souls game and the events leading up to getting to the Kings.
first of all, New Londo is terrifying, aesthetically and from a gameplay stand point because there's no bonfire there and the ghosts eat your shit for breakfast. the dark wraiths also eat new players shit for breakfast.
then going down the stairs is scary, the darkness is fucking scary at first, i don't care what anyone says.
>>357881774
Its an action game. You use what works.
>>357865745
4 Kings alone ruins NG+ runs.
Shitty boss in general, really.
>>357882146
New Londo was cool as fuck.
City that was flooded to contain the spread of Abyss shit? Awesome.
The best part is after you release the water and see that on streets there are tons of drowned bodies.
And lack of bonfire makes perfect sense lorewise.
Also, it's easy to go back to FourKings from Firelink without fighting any enemies.
>>357881774
The character I wanted and the build I made involved havel's armor after I found it my good autist.
>that glorious feeling of people uniting in their hate for 4scums
Feels like a neverending bliss. Ya'll my niggas.
>>357882214
*4skins alone ruins the entire DaS1
>>357882862
Menas is such a glorious fucking artist. Does he still visit /dsg/? I'd like to ask for commission.
Wow, another 4shits-hate thread? How long it's been? Glad that there still are people who hate this nigger as well.
>4cucks apologists
>>357881292
Meh, nothing is worse than 4cucks I say.
How do so many people get stuck at Kings after making it past Capra and O&S?
>>357883573
you know what is worst than 4cucks?dark souls 2
Oh hey, a Souls thread. I just beat DS1 the other day, should I get DS2 vanilla or SotFS? I've heard mixed reviews either way.
>>357871596
I feel like I don't understand a lot of the lore with bed of chaos and lost Izalith. Like I know shit got messed up because they tried to control the flame and now there's like demons or some shit. So does the bed literally give birth to demons or?
>>357883638
everyone simply quits the game after Seath, Nito and Witch because fighting 4skins just isn't worth itself since it feels like a huge piece of turd slapped on your face.
>>357865745
4diIdos is basically everything bad in other bosses combined - zero lore, shit buildup, garbage design, shit music, shit fight, shit everything.
Also, not even a proper challenge because people will just cheese it so they don't have to waste their time with this abortion of a boss. 4faggots is the worst shit to ever exist in the industry of gaming.
but that boss isnt that difficult
wtf
>>357883879
>Not fucking over 4fags so you can get access to Kaathe and start the dark age
Also free humanity is GOAT
So, top-tier of the worst bosses to ever exist in the Souls games:
The Pride Of Place - 4fags.
2nd place - ?
3rd place - ?
>>357884151
http://www.strawpoll.me/6273491
http://www.strawpoll.me/6273491
http://www.strawpoll.me/6273491
http://www.strawpoll.me/6273491
http://www.strawpoll.me/6273491
>>357881292
still a million times better than 4cucks pham.
and people STILL say that DS2 is a bad game when the worst of its bosses are a mile better than this shit miscarried failure of a """"""""""""""""""""boss""""""""""""""""""""
>>357865745
there's really only 1 king, but since time moves differently in dark souls there appears to be 4. 1 version of the king from the age of ancients, 1 from the age of fire, 1 from the age of cinder, and 1 from the age of dark. this is confirmed in the Design Works interview
>>357884719
that's some ungodly tier of asspull.
>>357883879
Sure you do, bud
>>357885329
nobody gives a fuck about your epic photoshop skills cunt.
>all that hate for 4cunts in one thread
I feel like I'm bathing in its glory!
>>357867362
>LITERALLY every character from previous games gets either a shitton of references or actually comes back
>4skins is forever left in garbage well
Based FROM.
>mfw some retard says that 4dicks is an "alright boss"
>no lore
>no atmosphere
>shit music
>shit design
>shit fight
That's not really good, dearies.
>all this blatant samefaggotry against the 4 Kings
>>357885592
Wew lad
http://steamcommunity.com/stats/211420/achievements/
>>357887361
no need for samefagging when literally everyone in the Souls community hates 4sandniggers.
I need more Gwyndolin in my life
>>357888056
so does this thread.
>>357868178
Just in DS1?
Gwyn. It's like beating up a senile old man.
what manner of autism is happening in this thread
>>357888231
people show their "love" for the "best" Souls "boss", of course :3
>this thread
wtf i hate 4skins now
I'm so happy that Gwyndolin is so fucking popular. That's what the best character of the series truly deserves.
>>357880079
>she
I wanna fuck Gwyndolin so silly that no amount of tentacle snakes will help him walk!
Not sure what the issue is, people really should be able to handle everything the game throws at them without too much trouble by that point in the story. Four Kings isn't even a bad fight, it's just not as remarkable as you would expect for something as significant-sounding as "Four Kings".
>>357888536
Really? I thought they deserved to end up as vore fetish bate
>>357888536
I wish i could save her
>>357865745
I'm in mood for a Dark Souls run, does anyone have that picture where you can roll for your next run?
>>357888828
>four kings
it's "4skins" and nothing else.
>>357888156
Does anyone have a list of all the differences between vanilla DS2 and Scholar of The First Sin DS2? Talking about different enemy placements and shit.
>>357867952
You're illiterate aren't you. Jesus Christ.
>tfw Gwyndolin will never punish you
>>357889000
If that's how you like it I guess
What is the purpose of samefagging a thread this hard? I seriously do not understand. Just to convince people that you really don't like the Four Kings, fight?
>despite being rejected by his father still wants nothing more than to protect his legacy
>spends all day standing watch over his tomb
>was the person Gwyn regarded the least amongst his vassals and family, even less than a goddamn Dragon, and yet was the only one who stayed loyal to the very end.
Gwyndolin a best
>>357871037
Into the abyss with no ring
>>357889673
I'm just tired of running all the way back to New Londo from Undead Burg since the Firelink bonfire stopped working
>>357881608
Pinwheel doesn't have any atmosphere because he dies fucking immediately.
>>357889673
Autism works in mysterious ways anon
if you like 4shitstains you're the biggest retardlord.
>>357889525
Sauce good sir?
I use this as a wallpaper
>Game supposedly rewards you for being cautious, and taking your time to examine/understand the enemies attacks
>lol you waited too long bro, now there's 4 of them fucking your shit up.
>>357890532
If you just stick close to one of them the others won't attack you.
The only problem is when he does the explosion or grab attack.
>>357881292
Pinwheel and Bed of Chaos complement each other in being better than 4shitstains, officially.
>>357889673
>samefagging
I'll surprise you - a fairly large amount of people genuinely hate 4shitstains with passion.
>>357881292
I hope you're not implying that Bed of Chaos is worse than Ceaseless Discharge, because at least the Bed of Chaos works. Might not be the most exciting boss ever designed, in fact it's more of a puzzle, but it works as intended.
Not even that can be said of Ceaseless Discharge, whose hitboxes are a complete, unsalvageable mess.
>>357891242
and still 4fags is worse than BoC and CeD put together.
>people who unironically think that 4shitstains is an okay boss
here's the official opinion of /dsg/ that still remains actual to this day.
>>357879138
I like Darkwraiths, because they were badass guys and also servants of based Manus, and they kept 4niggers in their right place (cesspool inside a mountain, standing under Anor-Londo).
>called Bed of Chaos
>not a mattress in sight
fucking bullshit
>>357865745
I fucking -LOVE- 4shits "appreciation" threads.
I wonder if there ever was a boss so bad to deserve equally as much hate as this piece of shit?
>>357883638
So wait, you've been through 4niggers' "fight", and still managed to find the game enjoyable?.. Not sure if trolling, or you're really absent-minded, or just like to eat shit.
>There are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who don't think Bed of Chaos is the worst Souls boss fight
>>357875507
>mucha-esque Gwyndolin
That's pretty cool
Why the fuck is 4niggers such a boring, easy and shit DPS race """""""""""""""bossfight"""""""""""""""?
Why the fuck is the music such shit?
Why the fuck is the area design such shit?
WHY THE FUCK IS THE """""BOSS""""" DESIGN SUCH SHIT, AND THE """""BOSS""""" ITSELF HAS WORST FUCKING AI IN THE UNIVERSE?
Seriously. Pinwheel confirmed for best boss, with Bed of Chaos, Nito, Gargs and Quelaag following. I'm not even joking.
>>357865745
But seriously, how could From come up with a boss as much shit as 4cunts and call it a day?
>>357866403
Bed of Chaos is basically 100% luck based. 4 Kings were just easy, only one of the end game bosses that I beat in one attempt on my first run.
>>357893780
As the whole - its design, the "fight'', the music, the environment - every fucking thing about it is so fucking saddeningly bad it's THE literal embodiment of "rushed game".
>>357893862
*clap-clap* You are a massive cumgurgler.
>>357866543
>Bed of Chaos
>Nito
>Awesome bosses
Thanks for the laughs.
>>357893935
THAT'S FUCKING ALL.
Are all the people in this thread insane to not hate this pile of used toilet paper? I simply don't understand how after creating a perfection that Bed of Chaos is From managed to make such shit as Foreskins. Holy mother of AIDS, From.
I'll admit I had a decent amount of issues with the 4 Kings fight, but this is a whole different level of assmad. Show me where on the doll they touched you, anon.
What's the worst non-Lord Soul Boss and why is it Capra Demon?
Oh shit, is this 4niggers hating time? On it! Who's with me?
>>357894428
Capra is the best boss because he's insanely hot, and also kawaii furry.
The same goes to Taurus demon and Gargs. And Siffy :3
On the other hand, 4kikes combines everything everybody hates. So to speak.
>>357866191
he didn't read the item description!!!
> got shitfaced last night
> play bloodbourne all night
> wake up today and open the game
> realise i killed 2 bosses in an intoxicated state
> one of them i was previously having trouble with
> mfw
>>357894774
I do that too, alcohol makes you more instinctive in games
>>357891137
Based on the way this "large amount of people" all seem to type the same, as well as the amount of IPs ITT, I'd say you're a lying faggot.
>that reply to poster count ratio
Hmm
Saving this thread for future dark souls hate.
>>357868038
Pinwheel is an earlygame boss that everyone fights lategame.
>>357865745
The worst thing is, Dark Souls has a very bleak and gritty atmosphere, and faggot animu shit like 4 gay emo angst niggers floating in some cesspool utterly ruins it.
>>357865936
With a legit build?
I've gotten 3 Kings plenty of times, but I didn't know it was feasible to get any less than that.
>>357895437
nobody hates Dark Souls, we only hate the rather foul shitstain that besmirches it (said shitstain being 4cucks).
>people unironically arguing about that retarded failure called "4cunts"
>people unironically trying to justify it being in the game
>>357895690
>Japanese game
>Japanese story
>Japanese themes
>Japanese characters
>Japanese art
>Japanese vampires
FUCK OFF.
I want to marry doll :3
oh look he's back. The thing with this guy is he keeps up to date with some of his stuff and even updated some of his reaction images. And he's been doing this for like 3 years. Pretty amazing
>>357896059
cuntblasted fujo whale detected.
>>357888171
Nice to see so many people hate 4scums.
I literally cannot handle all the bliss.
>>357866543
Their final design is a lot better than the concept art, also they were one of my favorites actually because of the huge size and how it accentuated the black void around you. Really scared me the first time they appeared.
>>357876406
I think their design is great.
>>357898289
Can you just fuck off already, you sad retarded roastie? 'Cause you see, no one except you is defending 4niggerdicks. You only make yourself even more pathetic.
>>357873684
underrated
>>357898386
it looks way too gayfaggy for the manly Souls universe.
>>357898583
>gayfaggy
If anything it looks creepy and disturbing, Gwyndolin is gayfaggy.
>>357889525
I want to make sweet, sweet love to Gwyndolin's boipussi
>>357888324
why don`t we see this in anor londo instead of that shitty illusion?
>>357898651
>insulting the cutest boy waifu
shut your smelly whore mouth, fag-enabler.
4skins is the most faggot anime shit in the entire fucking series.
>>357867940
The girly one with the fuzzy tail whatever the fuck her name is
>>357899028
>boy waifu
No you shut your mouth you degenerate. Unironically kill yourself because your parents are ashamed of you.
>>357889525
KEK i made this shop but i lost it when i formatted my pc
>260 posts
>83 posters
Barneyfag, Ashnimefag, SuMofag, and now this. Why does /v/ attract so many super-autists?
>>357890428
Hey i made that picture using the concept art.
>>357865745
Let's say you give them four separate health bars and no respawns, is it better or worse
>people who unironically insult Gwyndolin
Are you fucking gay or something?
>>357899207
/v/ is full of mentally ill faggots confusing memeing anons as good company.
>>357899152
Looks like someone was a little too late for claiming the best boy in the game.
>>357899796
discussing how shit 4skins are is supremely fine.
>>357867067
Hes talking about character builds you fucking mongo
>>357898651
Traps are perfectly fine and allowed.
On the other hand, shit like 4cucks attracts too many smelly fujo skanks.
>tfw beating the 4 kings as a SL1 Pyromancer
>>357873684
>>357901056
>implying sl1 pyromancer is hard
it's even easier than playing normally.
>itt cuntblasted 4shits get triggered again and again
>that sheer amount of tantrums
It's like a holiday.
>>357899207
Don't forget Niohfag.
>>357894680
capra demon is cute, CUTE, fampai desu neeeend yourself
>>357889673
Like another anon said, something happened in /dsg/ on /vg/ a few years ago regarding some female artist and her art of the 4kings.
I think she kept spamming it or attention whored. It resulted in some sort of meme where people samefag that the 4kings are the worst DaS Boss. It also used to include people posting boss list art pieces and shooping out the 4kings in order to coax a "where are the 4kings?" post.
>>357899207
>Ashnimefag
>SuMofag
Who the fuck are these? I've been here forever and Barneyfag is the only one I've ever encountered.
>End game boss
>"4 kings"
>that long as shit you have to get to even face the boss
>thinking holy fuck this must be some god tier boss
>"4 kings" only amounted to is rushing and whacking his low HP rinse and repeat
Fuck you
>people will never say anything good about Four Kings
>>357865745
I just want to say fighting in on a plane of eternal darkness is pretty cool
>>357905010
fuck off faggot.
>>357906208
>>357905010
>New Londo is full of ghosts and unliving beasts but otherwise a pretty normal place by the game's standards up to that point
>go into a tower
>the stairwall stretches on forever until it gives way to an endless abyss of darkness that is inches away from devouring you at any given moment
Pretty spooky
>>357905010
>>357906457
>popular shitposter from year-ago /vg/ appears
>half the people recognize him
I wonder how many people remember me, I had a gimmick too.
she was behind bars. how did he get her?
>>357867696
Not 4kids?
>>357892740
*pomf* what are we gonna do on the bed?
>>357865745
>is called three musketeers
>there's more than three of them
It's been happening for centuries
The Four Kings are the best post-Lordvessel boss, the autist that hates them is literally barneyfag-tier shitposter.
>>357868175
Do you think it's a coincidence that Humanity (aka the "Dark") is chaotic and animalistic or did you really think that those wild flying tendrils were just for decoration?
Just admit that you don't understand it and jumped to the first thing that you were familiar with and move on.
>>357867940Orstein and Smough.
>>357910736
The tendrils resemble ganglia
Also, it is a shame that Manus' abyss had a floor, From never got it.
Every abyss after that had a floor (Chasms of the abyss, Wolnir Fight), but the Four Kings had the best Abyss
>>357879219
projecting my degenerate fetishes on because I must abduct existing characters having no creative skill of my own
you faggots are the worst
why can't you just keep to fantasies about 2D women sitting on your face like the rest of us?
>>357903145
I see. So, it was "she" who drew these disgusting gay "fanart".
Figures.
>>357911016
Those look pretty good. I suggest you wrap your lips around a glock, and end your years old crusade of stupidity.
wasn't that bad was pretty stressful/fun the first time knowing I had to kill the one before I got overwhelmed, plus they are the gate keeper to based Kaathe who grants you based red eye orb
>some guy blatantly samefagging about 4 Kings
When did this start? Did I miss some meme when the game came out or something?
This is some high level autism/shitposting
>>357866951
>Manus, father of the abyss
>not in a fucking room the devs forgot to texture
>>357911016
Oh, yeah that's right it was a tranny or something? You're the faggot who's kept this stupid meme up for years so I guess you would know best.
>>357914017
a female.
>>357912292
He did it for literally 2 years before DS3 came out and referenced them. I've been here for like 5 years and it's the single most autistic thing I've ever seen.
>>357915067
>DS3 came out and referenced them
>referenced them
referenced who?..
>>357915067
How did I miss him?
Yeah, it's almost Barneyfag levels.
>>357915067
>referenced them
What
>there are people itt actually trying to defend 4coons
>>357915606
He stayed on /vg/ mostly.
>>357915793
The flames you have to light in Farron Keep show all the Lord Souls from DS1, including Four Kings.
>>357908637
Probably by tying his parrying dagger to a stick.
>>357915884
>The flames you have to light in Farron Keep show all the Lord Souls from DS1, including Four Kings
it's not 4skins, it's Gwyn and his family you blind retarded autist cunt.
>>357915839
nice to see a fellow 4fags-hater.
What in the fuck is this thread?
>>357916145
>An ancient autism has awakened.
>>357916145
Some of the purest autism this side of /vg/.
>>357865745
>He doesn't know the lore surrounding the Five Hooligans
>>357916145
cringe kings who get mad at a video game boss
>>357911016
What an atrocious vomit-inducing "art". Why don't all fujoshits just fucking off themselves and do this world a favor?
>some guy this mad over one boss
Why the 4 Kings of all bosses though?
>>357917691
because it looks like a gayass anime faggot and doesn't fit into the setting of a game as serious and full of masculinity as Dark Souls.
>>357917912
Wouldn't you hate Gwyndolin more then?
>>357917912
It's a pretty fun boss desu :^)
>>357918021
Traps are extremely fine and allowed.
Gay shit like 4cucks is NOT allowed.
>>357917912
They're better than Dark Cuck Gwyndolin
>>357918087
>traps aren't gay
>nobody even tries to defend the pile of shit known as 4turds
Based anons.
>>357918087
>traps
>not gay
>>357908637
>GREAT
>CURVED
>SHOTELS
>>357918087
>>357918270
This thread's pretty great I gotta say.
>>357918087
You what? Traps are extremely gay.
>>357917912
You forgot you the gayass faggot tho, bitch.
>>357866543
>how did they managed to make a perfection that Bed of Chaos is
You're good. I like you. Thanks for the laugh, I'm surprised so many people got baited.
>>357918359
But of course, everyone bashing 4skins like one big family. Really makes me feel comfy.
>>357918467
Yeah, seriously. Great thread.
>>357865745
I fucking hate 4dickmunchers so bad.
>>357918645
It all reminds me of the glorious age of /dsg/ threads in which we were bullying and bashing that retarded skank who liked 4fags, until it finally suicided. Ahh, great times, so much fun was had.
To be honest, DS / DS2 / DS3 all each have horrible bosses.
Dark Souls has Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Four Kings.
Dark Souls 2 has Prowling Magus, Covetous Demon, Ancient Dragon, DLC NPC boss.
Dark Souls 3 has Deacons, Wolnir, Dancer, Sister Friede.
>>357918910
>Dancer
>Bad
>>357918910
>Four Kings
It's 4fags, 4shits, 4skins, 4niggers or anything else but ONLY derogative. Stop using """"""""""Four Kings"""""""""".
>>357918871
>>357866872
>>357866951
Not gonna lie, I rather enjoyed the perspective fuckery of the "abyss" for this fight, though I wish they'd have been consistent with Manus
>>357866191
>worst music in the game
OUT
>>357867604
>that picture
Based Menas, I'd pay him a shitload of money to draw another one of this kind.
>>357865745
you have 4 kings and 2 pals
>>357867952
Hard to believe someone who can't kill one of them can survive 4 long enough to spawn a fifth.
>getting the itch to play dark souls again
>remember that it has the 4cucks in it
>>357865745
These faggot niggers killed the best girl Beatrice. Serves them right.
>>357918871
Sheeeieieieieieeeeet, I remember that too. Gosh triggering this transsexual cunt was a goldmine of hilarity.
Who else thinks that 4cucks was the worst idea of a "boss" Fromsoft could ever come up with?
4 kings is honestly just a mediocre DBS race with a novel setting, how did it rile up an autist so much? It's nowhere near as shitty as Bed of Chaos or Ceaseless Discharge.
>>357918132
>insulting the Dark Sun
the guilty will pay the price by the Blade of the Darkmoon.
>Doing a SL1 run on twitch to a friend to talk about gaymen while drinking
>End up getting like 12 followers from me getting hammered plasted trying to fucking kill 4dongs as an armorless sl1 clubber.
Fuck 4kids Nonentertainment.
>>357908637
waited till she was asleep
>>357919836
It's 1000x worse than both desu.
Also it has a gay anime design and looks like a flaming cocksucking fagger.
>>357919836
To this day I've never fought Ceaseless Dick head on, I always cheesed it with the pit.
>>357919938
How is he going to when that bitch is devoured
>>357918910
wolnir was gay but the deacons were cool
>>357920015
>1000x worse
4kids hit boxes are at least somewhat consistent, unlike BoC and CDMA
>gay anime design
It's a fucking Japanese game. Gwyndolin is pretty flamboyant as well.
>>357920231
I say again - Gwyndolin is FINE, because traps are always FINE.
4skins is just disgusting fag-enabling shit.
this guy really hates this boss
>>357920379
How many layers of autism, irony, and delusion do you exist upon
>>357920380
Go ask /dsg/. Literally EVERYONE will agree that 4fags is the most retarded shit in the entire Souls series.
>>357920137
Don't worry, his devoted servants will murder your shit to his honor, little cunt.
>>357865745
If these niggers were 4Queens I'd genuinely love them. But right now, they can all go and suck big faggot dick.
>>357920925
>those proportions
>>357918910
ceaseless and 4kings were not horrible, and dancer, are you kidding me?
>>357921302
Ceaseless was amazing (imposing looks and tragic background)
but 4cunts was fucking BEYOND horrible.
>>357866046
>>357867067
>>357867952
Foreigners, not even once. Seriously, this guy is so fucking slow to pick up on the basic idea you guys put down for him
>>357865745
They should be called the Four Skins
>>357920781
They're too busy farming silver knights to do anything :^)
>>357920925
That artist is shit, and shit at proportions
>>357921627
This artist is a million times better than that mentally capped transsexual nigger who drew 4skins.
New Four Kings art for our autist to enjoy
>>357921923
You're mentally handicapped for thinking you have good taste in art
>>357865936
Although I agree this thread is pure autism, I must admit that Four Kings were the reason I actually dropped Dark Souls in my first time. I was a dexfag with rapier in iconic knight armor. So, basically the problem was not in the boss itself but in the area. Literally blank empty space and the boss in the middle, and because there were nothing on the screen except boss, I couldn't comprehend his size correctly and often attacked him when I was out of range. After few tries I'd had it enough and dropped the game. The area was fucking shit, not a boss itself.
>>357921995
Tamyra actually is very talented.
>>357865745
Remember when they promised to cut 4fags from the game when Prepare to Die edition got announced? Classic-fucking-From didn't deliver of course.
>>357883778
SotFS
>>357865745
We should have more threads like this one, dedicated to hating 4niggershits.
It's GLORIOUS.
>>357903367
>Ashnimefag
/vp/ regular who sometimes drops by /v/. Dedicated his life to Pokemon, but in every possible way hates the Pokemon anime with a passion, such to the point that he will force the word "Ashnime" into every one of his posts at least twice, and call out anyone else that ISN'T doing the same, as apparently it's an insult to anime as a medium. Pretty sure /vp/ had bigger autists to worry about so he just moved on eventually.
>SuMofag
Search "What went wrong?" in the archives, Pokemon has it's own Barneyfag-tier autist specifically dedicated to Sun and Moon, so much so people legit thought it was just Barneyfag for the longest time.
>this thread
I love you anons. It greatly warms my heart knowing that 4cunts gets just right amount of hate it deserves.
>Four Kings were so difficult for one anon they mentally broke him
I don't know whether to laugh or just feel remorse.
>>357924096
I just find it interesting that it seems like there's an overlap between people who hate 4chins and love best princess(male) Gwyndolin.
>>357877257
play Dungeons and Dragons online, you can build a character which supermaxes DC to death effects and just switch off whatever you want
>>357868404
>>357870851
>>357886447
>Samefagging this hard
thx for your love pals
peace
>>357895805
I've done 2 plenty of times with fully upgraded dark knight halberd + grass crest shield and enough poise, dark knight halberd is op as fuck.
>>357866543
Ok, i see now that you're just a fucking idiot
>>357925909
>hook, line, and sinker.