/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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It's LJT. Guess who I just spoke to? Hmm?

>>160309880
>>160309789
>>160309935

Just another reminder of how Null goes out of their way to piss people off and gets surprised when they give them the ol' "Fuck off".

>>160309987
Hey Moe.
Hows it going?

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>It's a "nullphaggot and subshitter get BTFO" episode

>>160310037
(You) 3 times

/gtag/ - Name Dropping General

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>>160310293

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tuner update when?

real tuners, not japcrap

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hey niggers what program do you use to record your gameplay on PC?

Do you think that C* will give us a closure for online story? To link it and SP plot.

>>160310753
rockstar editor

>>160310753
shadowplay

use OBS if your a amd guy.

t. person u asked from last bread.

>>160310753
Shadowplay.

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you came to the wrong neighborhood

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Post vehicles with matching colors schemes

I think that some GTAG are online 24/7. How the fuck do you have so much free time, fuckers?

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>>160311307

>>160311280

>>160311056

>>160311368
Play gta while working

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>>160311368
I DON'T HAVE A JOB

>>160311368
neet life with lots of meth and a mommy to bring tendies

>>160311412
What would be really cute is if Bufallo Bell Awoo'ed.

>>160310570
pretty sure that EVO is a Kuruma

>>160311661
EVOs are vape wagons, bought by faggots that want to look fast. There are no good modern Jap cars.

>>160312064
I have a Lancer irl fight me fgt.

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Heaven forbid me from posting a gta content screen shot on a gta thread.

Looking for mc sale helpers.

anybody doing heists?

>>160312096
lancer ≠ EVO
lancer is a 20 year old platform. Not as refined as its competitors but still has the faint essence of what made Jap cars great

>>160312064
How modern are we talking about? There're plenty of good cars before 2004-2005.

>>160312197

>>160311056

>>160312242
Name them?

I wouldn't include cars that had production running into the 2000s as modern, even if they were current, since the core design was not of that era

>/gtag/ keeps running their cars into my car
Is this some autistic mating call or something? Either way it is incredibly annoying.

>>160312603
kick them for griefing

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>>160310056

>>160312603
yes.

It is mating season once more.

Claim your gtagfu now

>>160312662
Moony

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>>160312642
She's something alright

>>160312835
>"""""""""""she"""""""""""""""""

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>>160311307

What are the best cars, and why are they Muscle Cars?

>>160312918
fuck off furry, and don't try to justify it with furshit miami

also, your wheels suck

>>160312835
if you go watch emertxe's videos from csgo you'll hear null talk. She's a dude.

>>160312908
A hole is a hole

>>160313053
Miami what?
I just like the owl mask, I am permanently grumpy.
Also you have shit taste in cars.

/gtag/ is pretty easy to catfish. I have gotten 4 sharkcards from you thirsty fucks.

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>>160312918
gross

>>160312918
What is this shitty swamp water color?

>>160313202
> low profile tires on high clearance vintage muscle
>vintage wheels on modern muscle

turbo pleb

>>160313285
So salty that he can't handle a good car.

>Constantly paranoid /gtag/ is talking about me, even when I there in the session
>No basis for this paranoia
Am I going crazy?

>>160313087
Ya theirs the real Nullprophet and theirs Annie.
Literally two people on that account.
https://youtu.be/U_ULNMYeh3A

>>160313489
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not talking about you. Personally, I think you're super cute.

>>160313580
>Literally two people on that account.
>GTA uses SC
>CS:GO uses Steam
>Literally two people on that account.

>>160313580
sounds like damage control

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>>160313330
I'm one of the original musclefags that pushed out the super plebs and their T20s

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>>160313947

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>>160314050
god bless u anon

>>160314202
kitty

>>160314202
THIS FUCKING CAT AGAIN

>Blater still has not posted his dick
Coward

>>160314202
is this a meme

>>160314438
He's waiting for annie to post her butthole.

>>160314438
he's a low class white boy. Probably got a toothpick with how much he talks about it

/gtag/ needs more females in general and more in positions of power. This sausage fest has got to end.

>>160314706
Find them and the thirsty cucks will gladly promote them

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i'd post my dick but i'd rather have it "leaked" after chatting up a girl on kik only to have her post our conversations where i tell her my deepest darkest fetishes turning me into a laughingstock of the entire general

>>160314938
have you seen your rockets?

you already are lmao

>Post my dick on /soc/ all the time
>Over 500 images of naked 4chan girls I have camed with in recent years, some that probably browse here
Feels kinda good

>>160314996
im somebody else though

>>160315081
any florida girls?

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Thanks to all the associates that lend a hand with all this business crap, not just for me but for the rest of the CEOs/Presidents out there. Wish you got paid more but it's always appreciated.

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Anyone download that new GTAO sex mod yet?

>>160312662
Maxine

>>160315448
i'd eat that ass up ;)

>>160315517
Hi Kaz

>>160315448
It's nice to know it matters to you. We could do nearly anything as a group and I'd still enjoy it, but org/club work is what pays the bills.

>>160314630
It's actually confirmed to be pretty big by multiple people, he's a fucking faggot slut and gives it in private messages to anyone that begs enough. This is well known from Discord.

>>160316121
Then why is he single if he has a big dick? Checkmate Atheists.

>>160315462
d-don't tease me like that, anon

tfw unable to give BJs at the vanilla unicorn for cash

what is the gtag discord?
the dead one finally got deleted

A fucking NPC stole my mc club helicopter and went to the ocean right next to the limit of the map and stopped there, couldn't call another one because that one was already in use, it was funny though

>>160313580
t. idk

Null stop kicking people you don't like from Discord you stupid attention whoring cunt.

>>160316632
His discord his rules, faggot

>>160316756
t. Null apologist

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Daily reminder to laugh at this pathetic attention whore

>>160316632
It's deleted. Join the other one or make your own. I'm sorry for everything.

>>160316946
Leave.
Forever.

No one likes you, that's why they blow you up.

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>>160314050
I love this thing

>>160317085
dont listen to this guy.

I like you Null :)

How much does it cost to start up the MC stuff? And can I solo the grind/sales like I can with CEO crates?

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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I have some bittersweet news for us this evening.

As of a few hours ago, Flibinjiber has officially started his first day of training with with the US Navy and will not be with us for the next couple of months as he goes through boot camp. His only form of communication will be snail mail, and I will be acting as liaison for anyone who wants to get in touch with him. If you would like to send him encouraging words any time during his absence, message me on SC or on steam at id/thecraftytitan - please, no ERP or benis - and I will include your messages with my own letters. I will be doing my best to keep both him and all of you updated until he graduates to active duty and has internet access once more.

We're going to need to bake the new bread for ourselves more often now, and obviously anyone who wants Returning Player content will need to find another volunteer with a copy of the game for PS360 willing to donate a throwaway account. It remains to be seen whether he'll be up to the task once he has a place of his own again.

Let's all make sure to take our vans out for a spin occasionally while he's gone.

>>160317721
He didn't even tell me he was leaving but I've heard from many others saying he said bye. Flib must hate me now.

>>160317721
>Le depressed man copying Nessi
Figures

>>160317306
A lot less than CEO, like maybe 1-2 million at most to start up, and no it'd be a real pain in the ass to try to run an MC solo

>when Aida's discord is more popular than Null's
>Null closes down her own discord

It's all coming according to plan.

>>160317840
You must be stupid, there's people within GTAG that fake 'depression' in order to get attention. I know at least 3 people that have done this to me.

>>160317858
Whelp, guess I'll stick to crates for now then. Thanks.

>>160317932
>Aida's discord

>still no discord link

>>160318215
https://discord.gg/DW5ssjx

>>160318258
what is this?

>>160318494
The no Null allowed discord

>>160317932
>Aida's discord

What does Null's real voice sound like? The pitch-up voice recorder is obvious.

>>160317932
>Aida's discord

>>160317932
>Aida's discord

>>160317721
>Being enslaved to die for the chosen people
Who else is in the military besides Nessi so I can laugh at them

>>160317932
Aida's discord?

>Check the steam group
>Post about Annie's nudes
>No nudes
I feel cheated

>Start game in Sandy Shores
>Drive to airfield and grab a Frogger
>Some other guy is there and he grabs a Mallard
>I head into the city to my office
>I look away from the screen for a bit
>Hear a plane
>Look back just in time to see the guy in the Mallard fly directly into me
>His plane blows up and I'm credited with a kill against him
>The Frogger is undamaged
>Continue on to my office

Who else /laughingatretards/ here

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>>160311056
You came to the Wong neighborhood

>>160319805
Why are randoms in planes so dangerous? They always try to ram other aircraft. Always.
Fucking retards I hate them.

>>160320148
I always get plane from sandy shores if I need to get to LS fast and always try to aim it at someone and then abandon it mid-air.

>>160318258
i joined but i have no mic ;)

>People leave without saying goodbye
Rude much

>>160320790
I don't say anything because it feels like I'm fishing for "bye"s from everyone even though on the rare occasion I do say I'm leaving everyone just ignores me anyways ;-;

>>160321321
I don't care have some courtesy. What if I never saw you again and I never got to say goodbye? You really want to saddle that despair on me?

>>160321563
If I knew who you were I'd say bye to you every time but I don't so I won't

Bye.

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I love everyone in this crew even the people that don't like me, not just for your good qualities but for all of those spergy, autistic qualities that make us such an effective crew in this game.

Don't let the haters get you down, we run this shit! :)

>>160322000
checked

>>160322000
Goodbye. Nice trips.

how do i get people to talk about me in these threads

>>160322102
just talk about yourself pretending to be someone else

>>160322102
spam the thread with pointless screencaps and webms

>>160322136
dont actually do this

t. someone people talk about

>>160313053

>hating hotline miami

didn't realize tasteless underage users were allowed here

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Rockstar modeled some nice feet on the GTAO girls.

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>>160323113
Prove it nerd

>>160322849
>le retrowave killing spree 2D game xD

kys virgin

>>160323643
>he doesn't like top down fuck em ups

no u

>>160323113
Rockstar modeled some bootylicious women for Max Payne 3, but you can't customize your body in GTAO and all strippers are the same skeletons.

I own this thread now

so what's next for GTAO dlc, anything substantial known?

>>160328326
christmas you dip
we get snow for 5 seconds and get temporary christmas stuff
and i will be too busy having a life with my family to play comfy in the snow

>>160316191
I have a big dick and I'm single. I probably need to lose 4% bf and get a haircut though.

>>160317969
I've not verified but seeing how a gunsafe in the cheapest ceo building costs 700.000. Buying a mansex club plus safe may actually be cheaper.

>people in server complaining about a hacker killing them
>doing some securicorp missions and some guy is standing in the middle of the packages
>stick them with some c4 and blow them up
>smoke clears and they are unscathed
>realise who it is and prepare for the worst
>they begin to shower me with cash
>some other guy shoots me in the back to get the cash himself
>hacker blows him away
>hacker picks me up in their car and takes me back to their place to shower me in more cash
>I feel so pretty
>go on a joyride in a pink Valkyrie
>server getting really pissy
>make the mistake of stepping out of the helicopter when hacker is afk
>whole server hunts me down to slaughter me before i can get back in
>hacker trying their best to pick me up before im tracked down but one guy always seems to get me in his scopes when i spawn
>finally get back in the helicopter and just go on a casual flying tour
>hackers game crashes
>continued to be hunted down like a fugitive
>guys calling me weak cause im ducking in to alleys to avoid their constant air strikes
>realize that the guys hunting me down are actually in god mode and teleporting to me

I totally had it coming to me, just pretty surreal getting shit talked by judgemental hackers

> be rank 700+
> everybody assumes I'm a hacker and don't dare to bother me

Feels good now, but I'm probably gonna get a shitton of reports and beggars once I reach 800. God forbid even 1000.

>>160332515
I miss the level reset from RDR. I rolled over to level 1 and the players looking for an easy kill but couldn't get it, so they talked shit and complained. Good times.

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>>160310570
Still going on about this?

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>when you see a vagos gang member in the streets but someone else shoots him before you get to

Is unarmored Schafter V12 best car to go for for executive/corporate looks? Torn on that, the Cognoscenti and Super Diamond.

>>160333429
nys fgt

>>160334221
Best is Windsor Drop
It's a convertible as well

>>160334221

There's also the Felon

>>160333429
I'm sorry I want cars that handle instead of only going in a straight line

>>160334221
>>160334435
>>160334468
Felon if you want generic richfag, Schafter V12 if you're going for corporate/politician and Windsor Drop if you're going for Donald Trump is what I've always thought.

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who /compact/ here?

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>>160335886

>>160336081
>white blista compact

kys faggot

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>>160336353
love you too

>>160336081
fuck off NPG. Your shitter, all white with black plate color 'scheme' is almost as bad as thinking the blista was an AE86

>>160336081
Weren't you banned? Why are you still here?

>>160334221
The Ocelot Jackal is pretty nice.

Come to think of it though; I've not seen a LWB variant of any of the 3/4 vehicles that have one, they can't be *that* bad, right? I know LWB is less practical than standard but it can't be a deal breaker if you're going for a look.

>>160336081
Ugly pic desu

Rhapsody poster here

I regret summoning NPG to the thread

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WATS TEE TEE

>>160336887
ded

>>160333107
>level 1 expertly killed (you)

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>>160336598
J* support reversed it 6 hours after I made complaint about it

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Why haven't you tamed the savage sea yet?

>>160337105
What'd you do senpai?

>>160337105
fugg

pls exile yourself, no one likes you or will miss your shit taste

>>160337154
Because there's nothing out there to see see see besides the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea.

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>>160337218
told them to fuck off since I got bannud for using obs and reshade

>>160337248
like I said I love you too anon

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>>160337291

>>160336081
>>160336353
>>160336464
>>160336598
>>160336760
>>160337105
>>160337218
>>160337248
>>160337412
>NPG posts here
>people get sperg attack
holy fuck you autists need to calm down

>>160337501
t. NPG

>it's a "NPG spergs out and samefags for damge control" episode

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What's the redpill on turbo? Unnecessary?

Hey NPG, post your shitty webms so I can laugh at them again

CRX≠AE86

>>160337685
Always necessary, the people that say no are those that only buy cars for looks

>>160337685
Turbo has literally no downside

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>>160337779
>>160337882
thx

Hello, I play Grand Theft Auto.

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>>160337530
>>160337629
shit you got me

>>160338115
Leave, now

>>160338167
No.

>>160338112
kitty

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>>160337698
>CRX≠AE86
finally someone gets it

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WATS TEE TEE?!

>>160338303
don't make fun of NPG, he's slow, not dumb

>>160338362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKNVAO5VmA

>>160338375
srsly tho, it took like a year or two until NPG learned

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BEEG AMERICAN TEE TEES

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>>160338585
WATS TEE TEE?

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>>160338362
Great, look everyone, he posted it yet again, every fucking thread he feels the need to post about it. We talk about TT every fucking thread, but somehow this idiot comes back, screaming "WATS TEE TEE WATS TEE TEE" I'm sick of it. I'm furious, stop fucking asking, I beg you, it's cancerous, you're cancerous.

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>>160338737
AY YO WATS TEE TEE

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>>160336650
They aren't that bad. The LWBs handle a little slower and stiffer than their shorter counterparts, but they're still very capable. I drive my LWB Schafter regularly.

Also, Jackal is bae.

Has R* completely eradicated cheaters? I've just returned after a year and there are literally no cheaters, trainers, money spawners or anything.

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>>160338829

>>160334221
Washington is objectively the best executive transport

>>160338913
this

actual wood trim

>>160338892
>Has R* completely eradicated cheaters?

Modders and cheaters still exist in the game. Yesterday a bunch of people were blown up at the same time.

Some other assholes use damage multiplier mods and speed mods.

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>>160338913
>>160339001

patricians

what's the next vehicle release/s?

>>160339208
it's a fucking van, who cares

>>160339137
I mean, if you want to look like George Bush...

>>160339124
Maybe I've just been lucky not to encounter any yet. I remember I couldn't play it without being spawnkilled and shit. Are cashbros still about and spawning $$$?

>>160339292
Yes cashbros still exist.

From the looks of it they appear every update to buy the new stuff.

>>160339229
Vans are fun

waiting for flib to defend vans even tho all he uses is the gang burrito

>>160339279
WASPs are the pinnacle of the executive/corporate look

>>160339208
Military DLC pls.

>REMOTE CONTROLLED DRONES SENPAI
>AC-130
>Helicopters with IR flares
>New tank with MG turret
>New jet to compete with Lazer
>M16A4 rifle
>US army fatigues

>>160339468
fugg

>>160339468
What about submarine warfare.

>>160339687
>implying Rockstar can code explosives under water

>>160339468
Still waiting on an 80s DLC that includes the DeLuxo.

>>160340089
Also maybe if I meme it like that one guy with the Audi, it'll happen.

Join Kar's Cops and Robbers discord's server! Still the best SA-MP CNR server out there!

https://discord.gg/015PUGNMp4fqHR1Wz

>Some hacker gives me all the guns in the gamr
>now my weapon wheel is cluttered up with shit i dont want
God dammit

>>160340264
I'm in the same situation.

On my way to buy a CEO office with a weapon locker so I can dispose of all that shit.

>>160334221
>R* made several car models on the same body that could've just been customizations on the standard Schafter instead

Why is this allowed?

>>160340264
You can throw away them

>>160340264
Switch/rejoin sessions

>>160340089
I'm honestly amazed they haven't added more 80s meme mobiles and 90s jap tuners. These would print money for them, especially if they go the Benny's route for the tuners

>>160343668
uuuhu egascxule me 90s japanese cars are NOT TUNERS

>>160343668
You do realize they sell a season pass right? You also realize cosmetic shit doesn't apply to the season pass as proven in the division?

>>160343941
wat de fug...

purge when?

i'm tired to having to check social club every day to make sure i wasn't deported by accident.

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Can one make a banshee look like Keisuke's RX-7?

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>>160344067

>>160344935
The rotary engine was a mistake

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WATS TEE TEE?!

>>160345721
Time Trials

>>160346473
he said it

the absolute madman

>>160346548
i was just trying to help

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Good morning gtag, looking for mc sales associates.

I also wiped my social club friends list, please readd when you get a chance.

>It's a Boxville delivery episode

>>160344935
Kind of. You need the 900r upgrade though and you can't get the carbon hood I believe

>>160346721
Carbon hood aside, what about the front splitters?

>>160346950
Yeah you can get those

>>160344935
kinda

the carbon hood wouldn't work as the front fenders are part of the hood on the 900r

All of the big wings are carbon on the 900r

there is a similar looking front bumper, but it is a much larger TT bumper

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>>160344935
Here's the front bumper choices.

>>160344397
Soon

>>160341996
I did that, still have the homing rocket launcher and all the explosives he gave me.
>>160340931
actually now I'm getting a " You've dropped to many items" message. I guess I need to wait a while before I can drop more.

>>160347714
It's normal that you keep the Homing Launcher and Explosives
Just use them up, don't drop them
If you drop them, they re-appear

Is the Benny upgrade purely cosmetic or does it make the car better?

I bought a Sabre Turbo and I don't know if I should upgrade.

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>>160344935
kinda but if you want carbon hood you are going to need that stupid wide body variant

>>160346664
>I also wiped my social club friends list
Why Null?

>>160347829
The Benny's Upgrade turns the Sabre Turbo into the fastest Muscle
Downside is, it turns it into a Lowrider with small Wheels.

>>160347360
>>160347601
I guess the Street SPL would be the closest match then.
Now if only there would be a way to change the tail lights.
>>160347873
Thanks for the reference.

>>160346594
You did well, anon.

You're making /gtag/ a better place.

>>160347873
GOD DAMNIT NPG

I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED

CRX≠AE86

>>160347873
inb4 autist losing his shit because of your blista compact "not being the ae86 and not using futo instead"

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this french child just modded his kuruma out with the money we made selling meth and took me back to his house

help

>>160347873
Oh lawd
What is that Black Beauty in the middle of the second to last row?

>>160348268
inb4 is not supposed to be after

>>160339468
>m16a4
Fuck off I want my SCAR

>>160338303
I guess you were right, NPG is a retard

>>160347873
Why would you do that to the omnis? It literally comes with the same wheels and wheel color, but with actual rally tires

>>160337105
I love bullying you out of your little helicopter NPG!!!!

>>160348398
When I was writing my post he didn't posted his yet, then when I sent it I saw he was right just before me, he reacted to that crap way faster than I thought :^)

>>160339468
I want more Russian guns

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Why do retards think the blista compact is an AE86?

Is it because they didn't actually watch the show and only learned of 'le drift hatchback' through cultural osmosis?

>>160348029
no prob

>>160348037
>>160348268
>>160348652
I love this place

>>160348367
Dundreary Virgo Classic Custom
>inb4 custom and not the basic version
I like to be special snowflake with the interiors

>>160348868
because muh white rim color and I am too lazy to bug the color to the basic rims

>>160348924
love you too

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When

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>>160349634
Virgo Classic is a very underrated car.

>>160343668
They could even go and fetch one of the gorillion mods of Deloreans out there, change up the styling a bit and release it as a brand new GTA'd car for online. Original work, donut steal or it blows up in singleplayer.

>>160350403
>spawn car in singleplayer
>if you go over 88 miles per hour the game automatically reloads your last save

Why can't devs be clever with their anti-cheats these days?

>>160349634
>>160350274
Virgo classic custom has pathetically small wheels.

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Page 9 bump

>>160353482
Page 5 fine

>>160351420
a bit like the Faction, Tornado, Virgo, and dozens of other cars in that regard

tire customization and rim update when?

You know what triggers me?

All of the shitty org names I see. Awoo labs, lovely Inc, cutie corp. Its fucking pathetic, and I have to see it everytime they do an activity

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>see you guys in a month.

>>160354085
What's your org name anon?

>>160354128
Eurocucks LLC

>>160354109
you're going to be wiped lel

>>160354109
what'd you do lad?

>>160354450
Yea not much better desu

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>>160354109
Told you fucking idiots, TT gets you banned, someone kick MOA_WINGS
GET FUCKED CHEATERS, KILL YOURSELVES
KILL YOURSELVES
KILL YOURSELVES
KILL YOURSELVES

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>>160354515
Keep telling yourself that

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What's the best org and why is it Aventine Hill?

>>160354085
>An Organization

>>160354827
>Not 'The Organ-Eye Station'
Get out with your poor taste anon

>>160355116
Romulus bls

>>160354475
>>160354483
god i hope i dont get wiped im proud of my collection, hacker gave me money a few weeks ago had a trainer back when sumo was new
oh well if they delete my cars im out

>>160355578
you will get wiped it's the new policy.

Also this proves that TTfags are still safe and only retards like this that accept money bags are getting wiped.

>not having a batch file to crash the game as soon as a hacker starts fucking with you

get on my level senpai

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>>160354638
Okay buddy, I've been doing tiddies for 2 months and am still not banned.

(You) got a bad case of jealousy don't ya?

>>160356006
Post it so I can copy pls

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>When they leave without saying bye.

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>>160356554
>not sending friend requests to your wageslaves

every time I see a semi green circle without the blue, I die a little inside

>>160356006
52 various cars my yacht property and all, or just my money cause i was broke anyway. if they take my money oh well if they take all my stuff im uninstalling some of those cars i have had since old gen.

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>>160354638
>mfw still not banned for that CE parachuting thing

>>160356970
Pretty sure they take literally everything now, they even wipe your rank.

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Really makes you think

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>mfw TT still untouched
lul moneybag faggots btfo

>>160320490
Oh so you're a creep.

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>>160356357
>That qr code

go from one session where everyone was pretty cool, letting people do their own thing unless it was a MC or CEO mission
>to a new session where everyone is just fucking everyone over as much as they can
>on fucker tried to melee my fucking car, the mad man.

Randos are truly the worlds strangest creatures.

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>>160358149

>>160357297
really sent an action potential from one neuron to another via the terminals in the synapses, therefore triggering the neurotransmission required for sentient thought via our cerebral cortex.

>>160358296
oh so the > was the nose all along.

I thought it was just a big pimple.

>>160358217
You went from a good sport session to a bad sport session, maybe?

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>>160354827
>not Vaseline Groove

psh.

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>>160358449
baka desu senpai

>>160349598
pls stop copy pastae

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>>160317108
Me too, anon, me too

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>>160360372

>>160357000
i got about 90 mil through CE race/parachute offsets, but that's over five months.

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>every time I open a photo in windows 10 the "photos" program immediately crashes, just started randomly happening this morning
>check google
>https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=windows+10+photos+keeps+crashing+after+opening&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
>a bunch of thread with no solutions

I'm really starting to love windows 10, it just werks

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>>160361506
>using "Photos App" to view images
>using any pre-installed programs, ever
Fucking tech illiterates, you deserve every single drop of your suffering, there are literally countless tools available right in front of your toes (more like finger, you type with you hands), and you instead choose to not change anything and stay miserable forever because
>m-muh change, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THINGS CHANGING
Again, you deserve this

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>Shopping
>Get exploded by 4 guys with matching tags in a biker crew
>Murder them one by one for revenge
>Had my fun, go back to driving fast and shit
>They all pile into an insurgent and go around griefing low levels
>Get tank
>One shot them
>"get fucked autists" in chat
>Some guy calls me based

>>160361892
>this guy that I assume just waits in this thread for months waiting to be as big of a pretentious asshole as he possibly can to anyone he perceives to be inferior in any capacity whatsoever

You have a problem. You're literally the same guy that was giving the banker guy a hard time, aren't you? You're literal community cancer

How often would you guys say you get reported for "hacks" when it's just some kid raging at your mad skills?
I hope he posts that fucking "video evidence"

>>160362274
To his credit, installing Windows 10 is effectively signing a waiver to complain because everyone knows it's hot garbage.

>>160362572
if only windows 7 wasn't treated like buying a #1 spiderman comic then I would have got that instead. It's literally 3 times as expensive.

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>>160362274
Yea sure buddy, it's absolutely me desu. I'm not going to burst any of your bubbles.


Whatever, keep using PajeetWare and keep complaining about it, instead of taking 5 minutes looking for an open-source (read: in every way superior) alternative.
Typical tech illiterate behavior

>>160362221
Tanks can one-shot insurgents?

>>160361506
just use the reg edit script to enable the old photo viewer or use another lightweight program.

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>>160362707
>buying windows

Mil Mi-28 WHEN

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>>160362758
Its because it never happened

>>160354109
How much did you take on hacked moneybags?

I grabbed 200,000 and changed sessions to spend it as soon as possible on stupid stuff.

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Why do retards think the blista compact is an AE86?

Is it because they didn't actually watch the show and only learned of 'le drift hatchback' through cultural osmosis?

What's a good all around vehicle?
The Sultan's got some pretty shitty brakes.

>>160363540
Sultan RS

>>160362758
I assume they took some damage beforehand because I hit them once and the four of them went poof

>>160362221
>Shopping
>Get exploded by 4 guys with matching tags in a biker crew
>Attempt to murder them, only get one
>protect my KD, drive fast away
>get in my insurgent and try to find them on map
>drive backwards
>got shot anyway through windows
>get called "bad player" in chat
>rage quit and go to hugbox

realtalk here

>>160363540
If you wanna be a flash cunt
ETR1
Sultan RS
Sterling GT
If youre broke af
Felon for 4 door.
Sentinel XS
Tropos

>>160363540
kuruma

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>>160363540
Insurgent and armored Kuruma.

what's the fastest super car

I want to nyoom down the airport at mach speed

>>160364548
Check the wiki

>>160364548
Vacca

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Who wants to shake their buble pizza face with me?

>>160365117
oh my god he's back.

post the kill screen when you are done :D

>>160364712
no

>>160364742
don't you lie to me son

>>160364548
Faggio

>>160365159
this is actually old I just forgot to post this comedy gold

>>160365180
It's the RE-whatever, second place is the X80

but really fuck supers the TRON bike/Drag makes them obsolete on anything but a long straight

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who /CoupleOfGaysWaising3HoursOfTime/ here?

>>160365117
>muh character assasination

>>160366508
hello anonymous hater.

>>160365952
Waisting*

can't believe I remembered that.

>no /gtag/ friend to do heists with
>no /gtag/ friend to do other co-op games with
end my suffering please

>>160366814
We can be CEO's to each other :D

post IGN

@160366653
not so anonymous, but continue doing what you're doing while you still have the time