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Old thread: >>159994637

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to all.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60000/new-deadline-mode-and-shotaro-bike-plus-special-bonuses-in
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>>160179007
that's surprising amount of vegetation
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PURGE SOONish
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>>160179248
I'm too stupid to find the settings I need to change.
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>>160179323
nvm, I figured it out.
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Hey Kazzi, do you have a screenshot with the 100 - 7 deathscreen?
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>sign into ps4
>notice someone has messaged in the group
>lets see what these autists say
>fucking languagez IS BACK

HOLY FUCK
LANGUAGEZ
U
ON
M8!?
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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.
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Shotaro a best
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>>160179991
>he was fighting back the whole time
Unlike that other guy lmao
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Do you guys always go for the turbo upgrade? Does it offer any benefits for cars that already max out acceleration at Engine Upgrade 4?
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>>160183215
That is the most extreme example of humiliation I have ever seen in a videogame.

>he was fighting back the whole time
this makes it extra humiliating, geez.
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>>160183239
no, don't bother, the bars in LSC are 110% true and legit, there's no way stats can go beyond them, don't waste $ on that :^)

t. Bruffy1322
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>>160183301
Against a gang of gtag. Not to say he didn't suck anyway but 1 vs a group of autists isn't going to yield good results no matter what.
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>>160183347
I never understood transmissions either. But you should always go for the race t. right?
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PLEAS DROP MONEY MOA WINGS
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>>160183445
>Not to say he didn't suck anyway

You fuckin' got that right.
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>>160183743
FATALITY
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>>160183239
I don't like that some cars, in particular muscles, go into extreme wheelspin on the spot before actually moving forward when you install turbo on them.
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New TT is out. Don't forget to change delay to bigger number, so you won't get the "received too many transactions" message.
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Snow when?
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>>160184191
what a total animal.
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>>160184018
>recieved too many transactions
THATS IT THEY'RE ON TO US FLUSH THE TEETEES
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>>160184373
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>>160184018
>>160184373
WATS TEE TEE
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>>160184559
FUCK! There he goes again! That retarded idiot! Holy shit, EVERY thread...

>what is TT

EVERY. THREAD.


OOOOHHHH MMMMYYYY GGGGOOOODDDD
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>>160184559
it means time trial

but I've never played them so I can't help you :(
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>tfw no tidy computer desk to subtly place my dildo(s) on to tease gtag.
I really need a new desk.
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add me to pc gtag my man

eisrad
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>>160184018
Upload somewhere the newest version, pls.
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>>160179007
tommy vercetti is an innocent man!
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>>160185307
Faggot
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>>160185307
It wasn't that subtle, but you can post pictures if you really want to.
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>>160185972
is that the son of borat
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>>160183743
How do you guys get these screenshots?

I spinal tapped the dude with a hammer while on a motorcycle and would've liked to save that moment.
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>>160183301
I mean, I went higher once, but pic related didn't fight back
Greenie killed some russian guy that fought back like 150 times and there were only 2 other GTAGs around
Maybe he can post the screen
>>160183445
desu I'd be worse for him if it was a 1v1, he was absolute trash and could only use the Mini
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>>160186049
Editor with maxed settings
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I think the shotaro beats the akuma at being the most boring vehicle in the game. Bikes in general are pretty boring, being easy to drive as they never loose grip, but the ability to wheelie over obsticles provides an alternate fun. The shotaro can only wheelie on launch, and can take any corner at full speed. The understeer on the akuma provided atleast some thrill on certain turns
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Where is everyone? Solo supply runs are hell.`
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>>160186842
nobody likes you
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>>160186842
I'm busy being an IRL wagecuck. Can't wait to arrive home to be a videogame wagecuck.
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>>160186885
Your name must be nobody.
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>>160186049
When you load into the game, press F2 to turn on Action Replay. Then, later on, when something cool happens, press F1 afterwards to save the last few second of footage.

When you're done, kick out of the game and crank your settings as high as they can comfortably go, load up the Rockstar Editor, and have at it.

Note that Alt-Tabbing or Alt-Entering will turn off Action Replay, so get in the habit of tapping F2 every now and then just in case. There's no worse feeling than having something totally sweet happen and missing out on it because the game reverted to manual recording.
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>>160184945
>OOOOHHHH MMMMYYYY GGGGOOOODDDD
ill be honest i fucking love this meme
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>>160187930
this comic just reminded me I need to password protect my computer.
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>>160183239
read the faq pastebin for that answer and more
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>>160187010
t. based crafty
they ought to fix alt tabbing, because fuck the steam overlay
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power vacuum left by nessi filled when?
time for some promotions, half the lieuts haven't played in ages
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>>160186503
>mfw the only bike I owned for 3 years was the Akuma and my second bike is the shotaru

G O T T A G O F A S T
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>>160183743
laugh now but he'll just come back with a modded account and some better tryhard tactics
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>>160188943
>lieutenant
>implying it's a rank that actually matters.

only comm matters, everything below it is just popularity points.
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>>160188943
>half the lieuts haven't played in ages
not true, most if not all lieutenants are active
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>>160190423
well there's a couple that aren't that actively but are we really gonna purge high ranks because they're not on as much? I thought the purge was just muscle and shit desu senpaitachi, figure there's at least some wiggle room earned if you've put in enough time to make a middle rank in the first place.
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>>160190006
>better tryhard tactics

tbqh I'd pay good money to see a nessi vs jrv duel
or any of the big freeroam rdm gtags
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>>160190546
Everybody that's not active and didn't put the new Bio in is gonna get kicked
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I never noticed these different bed animations.
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>>160190730
>Starts in downtown LS
>Nessi grabs a Savage and swivels around Jrv, getting 3-10 kills
>Jrv registers as a CEO and activates Ghost Organization
>Jrv locks on to Nessi's Savage, killing them
>Jrv starts driving toward
>Nessi activates CEO mode and spawns another Buzzard
>Jrv is already halfway to a helipad by now, going for his Hydra
>Nessi gets within range of Jrv's helipad but gets hit with the Homing Launcher again
>Nessi respawns just in time to see Jrv taking off in his Hydra, locks on to him before he can leave VTOL mode
>Jrv calls Lester, goes off the radar so we can drive to a heliport at the LSNP
>Jrv gets another Hydra, takes off into the air this time
>Nessi's in another Savage
>Nessi gets lucky
>Jrv approaches Nessi from a low altitude at a lenient angle, giving Nessi enough leeway to strafe him once with the Savage's cannons
>Jrv takes the easy way out, changes session
>While Nessi sits in the session, Jrv is actually in another session flying to Fort Zancudo so he can spawn there
>Jrv returns soon after, activates Ghost Organization immediately
>Jrv acquires a Lazer
>shittery ensues
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>>160191946
I think duel implies actual man vs man fight without shitty aircraft and stuff.
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>>160191806
Most of the bed animations hurt to watch.
There are one or two okay ones where they look like they're just lounging but usually they look like they're cold or they're having a bad dream. It tugs at my heartstrings.
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>>160192093
>implying they could do it any other way
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>>160192093
>nessi or jrv fighting fighting on the ground
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>>160192097
anon, they kill at least one hundred people a day, die violent deaths at least ten times a day, and respawn on random corners of the street/road having only vague recollections of what happened before

on top of that, there's the overlooming feeling of some weird fuck watching over them at all times, especially when they're sleeping

i think you'd have bad dreams too if that were your life
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>>160191946
>implying I don't know about flying high and coming down on top of a helicopter, implying I wasn't a jetfag in all the battlefield games
>implying anyone, including nessi, could beat me in a hydra with a savage

It's be a tossup if we were both in hydras, like it always is once you get to a certain skill level.

I don't want to dm another /gtag/er. It's not about finding out who's king shitter, it's about joining our shitter forces together for the common good of killing randos.
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>>160183239
I avoid that shit like the plague
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>>160184191
Hopefully it lasts a while. Last year it went on for like 2 days
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>>160192378
>Nessi gets lucky

also, you kill players long after it stops being entertaining

i really don't get why you stay, doesn't look like you're comfortable playing with us when there isn't a DM involved

just play with a crew that doesn't get in the way of your shitting already ffs
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>>160192671
Stop bullying Jrv
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>>160192671
bls stop bullying me kaz
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>>160186906
I wish i had a job with decent schedule. I hate my last job that had 8 hour shifts with random times to actually work.

>hey its the boss, can you come in today for a fucking 8 hour shift??
>no you fucking asshole how about you give me a schedule so i make time
>get fired 4 weeks later for not showing up on his command
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>>160187010
Appreciate it, friend.
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>>160188943
I nominate myself for a lewt. If i win by popular vote I'll be sure to refrain from ciecle jerking and drama spinning.

SC: FelixBrehh
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>>160192671
>i really don't get why you stay, doesn't look like you're comfortable playing with us when there isn't a DM involved
That could be applied to so many people
Including me
Why can't you accept that there are people who like to kill? The only reason I play is to help my friends kill people, for example
I think Jrv is the same
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Tfw I need help with sales but I always feel like I'm bothering everyone whenever I ask.
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>>160192741
it's not bullying, it's genuine concern

you keep evading the question whenever anyone asks you and it's starting to seem like you just can't answer

if you aren't happy, don't stay. it's a video game and you've found one of the few things about it that make you happiest so pursue that, don't feel like you owe us or anything

your efforts are appreciated against other shitters but you're starting to do a little more harm than good, so maybe just find something else to talk about if you're going to stay here
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>>160193196
There are two kinds of people:

A)People who sent Null a friend request
B)People who received a friend request from Null :)
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>>160193467
; - ;
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>>160193590
>tfw never ever
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>>160193703
Ya this guy too.
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>>160193467
All of the Higher-ups got a request from Null, you're nothing special.
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>>160193467
last time i checked Null has a flag of Mexico
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>>160194017
no habla ingles!

Cause Hawaii is totally mexico
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>>160193953
>tfw only a middle rank and still got the request

it's that "loves u for u" kinda abstract metaphysical kinda feel bro
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>>160187010
>Note that Alt-Tabbing or Alt-Entering will turn off Action Replay
Holy FUCK is that what causes that? That shit has been pissing me off for a year and a half.
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>>160194264
everybody point and pinch this dork's cheeks
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>>160186090
>>160183215
The best I've got was going 60-0 on each of 3 people that were in a group trying to fuck with me before they left in embarrassment
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>>160193196

Same. I prefer to do things alone than ask people to help me with grindy shit like crates or MC Businesses. I'll accept help if offered though.
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>>160192671
>you kill players long after it stops being entertaining
>biggest victim is only 65
>Kaz has like a 200+ victim
>Greenie has a 150ish victim
>almost every other freeroam dmer has a higher victim count than me

kaz imma start laying down the hypocrisy if you dont stop
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>>160193590
>not wanting to be friends with based toast

what is your major malfunction
Seriously, though, toast hasn't been playing as often as usual these days. Give it time.
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>>160195150
I play the game to be social, so it doesn't matter what I do. If you need help, feel free to ask.
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>>160194264
Does playing in window border less not fix this?
>>160194398
No bullying
Also not brown enough.
VR GTA5 experience when?
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>>160195271
the statement doesn't pertain to victims alone, i'm also referring to how you actively seek out players to fight when the group just wants to do other stuff on any particular day

i'm not even kaz, either. just follow through on becoming a shitter if you seek to become one or stop talking about your fighting/flying all damn day
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>>160195395
>VR GTA5 experience when?
you can play it on Vive
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>>160195395
I think it has to do with any time the game loses focus, even if it's only for a split second while you Alt-Tab. That's what forces AR off. So I doubt Windowed Borderless would fix it as you'd still have to switch focus to do whatever in another program.
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>>160179157
Nigga let go of right click
There's 4 types of bullet spread in this game.
Just simply firin
Aiming
Aiming then zooming
And firstperson
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>>160196318
Describe them all to me!
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>>160195857
>you actively seek out players to fight when the group just wants to do other stuff

What I actually do is purge the session until there's nothing but friendlies and passive players left, and that takes a lot of muscling. It just so happens I enjoy that aspect of the game, but I also use the peace we create to run CEO work, and I double as a distraction for the aggressive players in the server so they ignore you and attack me, and my behavior is literally no different than a ton of other players.

I will never apologize for my behavior, it's literally ok when /gtag/ does it, I will not stop, and I quote, "talking about [my] fighting/flying all damn day" in direct spite of your personal vendetta against me for no other reason than your apparent excess exposure to anyone else.

You're literally a fucking cuck. The peace you enjoy in our servers is because of people like me doing the dirty work, go join another server and be at the fucking mercy of this community if you don't want to see what needs to be done, then go join a pub server, see how well whatever the fuck else you feel like doing goes before you're inevitably attacked and wishing you had people to back you up.

I wish you fucking cucks would say your names so that I could actively avoid protecting you and leave you to the wolves.
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>>160196686
Jrv is the hero we need.
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>>160196606
I'm digging through my 3k screenshots right now to find it, but basically it goes like this.
Just simply firing gives you the the best mobility yet worst spread.
Aiming reduces mobility and greatly reduces spread.
Aiming then scrolling up to sorta zoom in gives the worst mobility but little to no spread.
First person is a fucking enigma with no spread for just aiming

And the shooting stat effects the spread increase + total ammo carried but you know that already.
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>>160196992
Also sorta not really interesting information.
Every weapon does have different spread build up while just holding m1.
It only becomes laser accurate for all of them making it really about vanity sake when you aim it.
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>>160196686
>conjures up a 250-page written statement in an attempt to portray his shitting as anything more than shitting

no, fuck you. i know the higher-ups won't kick you but you know damn well what you're doing and the only reason you would be affected to say otherwise are your own insecurities.

you could serve your "purpose" in literally any other crew and you'd probably get the same treatment. i mean, how ungrateful are we right? we already have a pitbull and he leads our crew, nigger.

keep doing those mental gymnastics and soon enough you'll be indistinguishable from the chinks/russians we meet

anything intelligible that comes from you is already not worth reading
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>go online
>alert:congratulations you have been aweded 500000$
thanks I guess
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There is a map of the world in one of the CEO warehouses.

Is this foreshadowing that Rockstar will make the next GTA in a real city?

Or possible the entire USA?
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>>160197595
t. still anonymous poster that secretly doesn't want to lose my protection :)

Just let me be a big guy 4u
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>>160198369
no, that's fucking stupid
you have really bad ideas
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>>160198369

No it foreshadows how your wares get shipped all over the world actually.
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>>160198369
Actually Rockstar will feature the whole fucking world in GTAVI.

And it will also be the last GTA.
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>>160198594
i try to stay as far away as possible when you start doing shitter stuff, actually. you withdrawing your "protection" wouldn't effect me in the slightest

i just don't want to get kicked because you seem to have joined earlier/know more players than me and it's clear that most people in the crew go uninformed

keep pushing your line though, looking like the artist's smug self-insert in a strawman comic
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>>160198745
Also it'll be online only and subscription based but still only get the level of content that GTAO gets now.
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>>160198987
kids these days have it easy if I'm the big bad wolf


newfriends don't know about higgus and his crew-killing sprees
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>>160199132
This.

Jrv is respectable, predictable, and transparent about his actions. Whether or not you agree with his modus operandi, you can at least count on him to not stab you in the back or fly into an autistic crewkilling rage.
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>>160199132
higgus is gone now

are you implying you're going to go the way he went one day?
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>>160199676
I'm implying that I'm nowhere near as bad as higgus and yet apparently I'm the new punching bag for comfyfags
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>>160199132
Didn't you just compare yourself to him, though?
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>>160199805
Me and Hitler are both human.

Look, I compared myself to Hitler. This semantic arguments proves I am evil.
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>>160199771
how ironic that it's so easy to take a shot at you
is higgus someone who you aspire to be like?
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>>160199959
Look I've been the subject of character assassination before, and the only reason it worked was because the higher-ups were normies that hated me for not being a veteran military Chad. Go look at the social club crew page right now to get a picture of how your crew leader feels about my behavior. I have no such fear in this crew of your slander having any affect but I suppose I am an attention whore so I can't help but respond :)
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>>160199903
there is no definite good desu, you can compare someone to hitler in ideals/characteristics/etc. but cannot prove that they are genuinely good

some people feed you just enough to stay alive, others stuff you beyond capacity, neither is necessarily better than the other
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>>160199805
You can use comparisons to make differences apparent, numbskull.
>this guy trying to make it look like jrv said he's like higgus
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Is a-anyone o-online to help with a sale?
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>>160200197
moral relativism bls


survive of the species is a universal truth for all of humanity and psychopaths are anomalies. There is no universal truth for the universe because there are infinite perspectives and good is subjective to each perspective. However, there are subjective universal truths that appeal to humans as a whole, and only edgy nihilists disagree.
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>>160198745
And you won't be able to enter a single building
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just want to do some wheelies with Null
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>>160200389
*survival
I'd like to further note that, much like you hinted at, it is impossible to dictate which path towards that universal truth is right or wrong, so in a sense the question is a universal truth but the answer is not.
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>>160200286
why else would he mention higgus, then?
isn't there a clearer example of someone who behaved like he did and took it too far?
the only other example of shitter that i see regular is blater and he's crew leader, already got one of those

>>160200140
he sits on rooftops, you fly jets. 100% sure he only says that because you aren't intruding on his turf yet.
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>It's a jetshitter dies once and immediately leaves the session episode
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>>160200303
Don't worry.

I got your back.
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>Meet a rando outside of LSC
>we're both wearing animals masks
>After we both beat the shit out of a car that's there, and attract the police we hop into my car
>lose the fuzz and I get out to rob a store
>he takes the wheel and we book it out of there
>lead the cops on a merry chase and get four stars, four choppers, and three SWAT vans on our asses
>we don't get away and bite the dust
>after I respawn, I go to where my car was, and see this.

Hell, I didn't shoot a damn person on my little spree. Who watches the watchmen, huh?
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>>160200665
If you weren't new you'd know that we both sit on rooftops and snipe people, often at the same time. It's a good thing we've got going because we can cover the angles the other can't get :)


You seem to think I can only fly the jet. I'll admit I'm not the best on the ground but I'm better than most there too, I just find the jet to be a more efficient purging tool for my time.

You'd know this if you weren't new, but then again you'd also know that I'm no different than most if you'd actually spent a little more time around here.
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>>160200925
>animal masks
Fucking degenerates


There aren't even any Hotline Miami masks, just some random furry pandering shit, kys
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>>160199660
he's killed me twice since i've been around

he always says sorry and not in a meaningless manner, he's a decent guy to crewmates

-newfriend
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>>160201328
sorry again...
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>>160200303
Name?
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>>160199660
jrv can be an obnoxious asshole sometimes, but that's an asshole I'm glad to have on my side.
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>>160201229
you seem to have convinced enough crew members that you aren't a shitter so i'll just express my dissatisfaction in a more silent, passive-aggressive manner before i'm found out
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>>160201317
Say that to my face, not online, mother fucker.
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>>160201674
Hoo are you? haha
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>>160201509
do you realize how insulting it is to people's intelligence when you just make a blanket assumption that they must be uninformed or ignorant of some deeper level of understanding that prevents them from coming to the same conclusion you have. Maybe you don't want to reveal your name because you realize how much of a smug fuck you'll look like if people figure out who you are.
You're 100% full of yourself, and this is coming from a guy who is 99% full of himself
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>>160201674
fucking
degenerate
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>>160201840
*have?
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>>160201837
Do you really wanna know?

Shit, I need to put in my own music with The Who...
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>>160201840
it's a hunch, yes, but i'm generally not wrong

you're an asshole and most of the crew knows it but you're also intimidating enough that no-one will actually do about it, a victory for you i guess

there are others like you, one of which literally made his way to crew leader and is probably silently seething at the observation because he too knows the truth

it's been a real learning experience, you know

maybe i'll start anew some day, transfer a modded account with inifinite cash and spend the rest of my days doing nothing but RDM so i can have just as much as fun as you do

not that you have a modded account, but there wouldn't be much of a difference otherwise. you've reached stagnation, woo
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>>160201967
No, just making the joke. Anonymity is part of the fun.

Be sure to add some music from Rush, ELO, and The Scorpions, too.
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>saving failed
pls no, please.
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>>160202265
It must be fun insulting the entire crew anonymously and being too much of a cuck to reveal yourself.

you're officially kysposter 2.0
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>>160202520
WEW
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>>160202336
No anon, see.
the song, it goes
>Who are you? (Who who. Who who)
>I really wanna know
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>>160202562
just resume to what you were doing already. i really don't want to hear some weird, self-righteous fuck trying to appeal to me with the worst set of attributes. it's clear that you've got some sort of immunity, so make thorough use of it.

you win, it's over, big bad wins again woop, god help this crew, etc.
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>>160202707
And it was an owl mask, so it doesn't even need the song reference to be a joke. It's not a good one, which only makes it funnier to me.
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>>160202562
also, there's a difference between
>being too much of a cuck to reveal yourself.
and
>not wanting to get kicked

i'm not a moron. all you do is insult me, asking me to reveal myself when i've clearly conceded that you've been here longer and thus have more people blindly supporting you

and you know what? there are some really naive members out there. they'd never admit it themselves, but they just roll with the punches until they fade into obscurity

probably like you
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>>160202902
>some weird, self-righteous fuck trying to appeal to me with the worst set of attributes.

Pot, meet kettle. It's dark under the sink.
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why all the drama, I just want to do crates and sales until I get bored of this game again.
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>>160196686
>You're literally a fucking cuck. The peace you enjoy in our servers is because of people like me doing the dirty work, go join another server and be at the fucking mercy of this community if you don't want to see what needs to be done, then go join a pub server, see how well whatever the fuck else you feel like doing goes before you're inevitably attacked and wishing you had people to back you up.
>I wish you fucking cucks would say your names so that I could actively avoid protecting you and leave you to the wolves.
Fucking this.
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DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>160203620
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>>160203828
stupid pineapple
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>>160201509
>you seem to have convinced enough crew members that you aren't a shitter
Mate, people know he's a shitter and like him for it.
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Man.
This is kind of a bad feeling.
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>>160203927
nah you're actually just too ignorant and uninformed to realize that the correct opinion is to not like me.
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>>160204036
But I play and purge sessions with him all the time, I know how he is, for I am the same.
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>>160203986
More like a good feeling. Grind without randoms or /gtag/ fucking you in the ass.
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>>160204189
anon it's me I'm just being facetious :)
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>>160204324
Whoops, didn't read it properly
Still, why would the crew hate someone who's exactly like them and who does the dirty work for people who don't want to fight?
Aside from the Grade A cunts that shitpost anonymously about you yet never open their mouth ingame or in messages
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"Best sale mission yet" -Marschol

>>160203869
Is that s-suppose to be an i-insult?
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>>160205040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
this on self radio during that.
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>/gtag/ adds me to his friendlist in gtao
>doesn't actually want to be my friend but to pad their friendlist
you too
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>>160205503
I'll be your friend but I'll be begging u every 5.2-6 hrs in game to help me do sales!
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What is the max amount of cargo that fits in to one vechicle, when selling as CEO?
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>>160205995
all 111 in a tug or titan
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>>160203791

Basically that, yeah.

It's not hard to shoot down a jet but the thing is they're just going to immediately grab another one. When there's a jetshitter in the session you have no choice but to hound them until they leave. It's fucking boring and tedious. The only thing that can really keep a jetshitter in check is another jetshitter. You can talk shit on them all you like but the fact of the matter is that we need a few on our side, it's just how this game is now.

It is literally, unironically, 100%, without a doubt okay when /gtag/ does it. The only good shitter is a shitter that's on your side.
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>>160205995
9 crates.
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>>160206047
Is there a way to make delivery in tug or titan?
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>>160205503
In their defense, a lot of GTAG friend one another to make it easier to link up to one another's sessions. It's good practice to friend as many GTAG as possible.

That being said, I will happily invite in anyone who knocks on my door in search of friendship.

t. crafty
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whose dick do i have to suck to get in pc gtag

eisrad
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>>160206420
pls be in nor-cal
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>entire crew is in another session grinding and/or shitting on other crews
>can only see one of them from the view crew list

i have my firewall and ports open. i can't be the only one this happens to
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>>160206420
>>160206468
this
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Its over Jrv. Nessi is going to take his marine boot and shove it up your ass.
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>Plant stickies on a Hydra
>Leave it in an area where it's likely to be found
>Get far away from it and wait (Yachts great because you can turn the defenses on and they will fly at you and die trying to get "revenge" then spend an hour trying to shoot you even though they can't)
>Retard eventually steals it
>Gets detonated

Every time.

I'm shocked this still works even though the big red flashing lights on the bombs are more obvious than ever, but even that can be worked around since there's a spot you can stick them where they won't be visible.

Not that you have to bother because the retarded casuals that play this game don't notice big flashing red lights and that's why games need giant popups to tell you basic things now.
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>nessi gets demoted only to rejoin the crew and be promoted right back up again
wow you guys sure smack down the law around here, i'd be so scared to act like a retard and crewkill for no reason
oh wait, i'm not a household name so you'd actually stay rigorous with me, nevermind
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>>160207417
As long as Nessi acts nice to the people in charge he's not going anywhere permanently. It's just the way of the world, just try to stay away from it and you should be good.
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>>160207417

Oh wow social order works on a micro scale the same way it works on a macro scale #wow #whoa #amazing #thewayoftheworld
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>>160207417
the whole crew needs to be reconstructed desu. we need someone with a backbone and no real ties to anyone like holo who kicked nessi for being a cunt once before
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>>160207910
Holo and nessi go back to ded gen days though
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>>160207417
Did they make him a comm again?

If no then it's nothing to worry about.
If yes then this crew is fucked.
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>>160183215
lmao i'm surprised that guy stuck around long enough
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>>160208045
No he's not a comm.
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>>160207910

You have to be a turbo autist to play a game with people for years and not form any ties to any of them. Turbo autists don't have backbones.
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>>160208129
>>160208045
Doesn't really matter what rank he is if he got promoted, does it? If it doesn't matter at all then why doesn't blater just hand out sub-comm promotions to anyone who asks?
It's a matter of principle. Whoever promoted him is saying he thinks he's fine and shouldn't face much of a consequence for his spergy behavior.
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>>160208029
>>160208176
it's not forming ties or knowing people, it's wether you can stay objective enough to not have a double standard based on how much you know someone
if nessi was just some no-name he'd be kicked and on the blacklist right now, and you know it. the only reason he's back in the crew, with a sweet promotion to go with it, is because people look the other way, because they know him
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11653666
http://www.strawpoll.me/11653666
http://www.strawpoll.me/11653666
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>>160204282
>Grind
yeah no thanks
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Why the fuck do so many missions have limits of 4 players? I get that the one where one guy is in the heli and another is manning the turret would need that many, but most of the others seem arbitrary and I just want to do random shit with my buddy. Like the "slasher vs. Beast" one. I don't give a shit if it would be unbalanced or anything, that would be the fun of it.
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>>160209076
because consoles only have 4 controller ports.
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>>160209014
fuck off satan
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>>160209076
Deadline suffers from player limits too. Four is the absolute minimum for fun, and it's tough to even find that many now. Not to mention the people who idle for the payout or quit when they die once.
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>>160209014
>one vote for yes
t. nessi
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>>160209243
>>160209145
I'm not talking about the upper limits, I'm talking about the lower limits. many of those missions won't even let you start until you get 4 people and I just want to fuck around with a buddy.
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Who's the most influential muscle in this crew?
Totally not a popularity check
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>>160209565
i am, i run this show
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>>160209565
Whoever protects me :3

t. some dude
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>join crew session
>game says I have to go into a public session to do MC work
>crew session is public

how do I bypass this shit?
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>>160209737
>join crew session

did you use the option 'Join Crew Members'?

because that is a mistake.
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>>160209737
STOP FUCKING JOINING THROUGH "JOIN CREW" FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME
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>>160209737
see >>160206397
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>>160209896
based on the way you said this just now, I have figured out its rockstar being rockstar

joining via crew member list worked just now though, so thanks for the knowledge that it's rockstar being faggots

>>160209896
ok
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>>160208646
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>>160210140
it being common doesn't make it any more acceptable, nigga.
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>>160210140
I mean, he's got a point. Why promote this assnugget? Which one of you sympathizers even promoted him in the first place?
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>>160209243
>idle for the payout

Fuck these shitters, I always just grab a plane and fly around until they fucking leave.
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>>160210206

>I shouldn't have to lock my doors, it's up to criminals not to break in!
>>
>>160211178
what sort of retarded analogy is that?
we need people in charge who don't do this type of shit
this is more akin to not wanting to elect criminals as politicians, if anything
>>
hi i play gta
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>>160209014
>>160209014
>>160209014
it's fucking obvious nobody wants this sperg in charge. who the fuck promoted him anyway?
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>>160211358

Expecting people in leadership positions not to be nepotistic is the same naive liberal hope libtards use to explain how they should be able to do whatever they like and live in a perfect little utopia.
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>>160211829
"don't promote a clown like nessi" is not some magical naive utopia
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>>160209565
-maxine- has the highest k/d of the new-bloods and is therefore objectively best muscle.

t. science man
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>he actually resupplies his businesses

works for me

http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/infinite-supplies-for-businesses.1573116/
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>Have a Valkyrie

>Main gun is fucking great
>Scoped, explosive, super powerful, can be used at a distance so it's difficult to get hit whilst using it
>Has to be used by someone in the front passenger seat

>Has two miniguns, one on either side
>Powerful, but inaccurate; throws off the aircraft slightly, can't aim all around, relatively short distance
>Used by jumping into the side of the Valkyrie

>tl;dr - main gun is superior to miniguns in every way.

>Every time
>EVERY TIME
>EVERY SINGLE FUCKER
>GETS IN THE SIDE
>AND USES THE MINIGUN
>AND HITS JACK SHIT
>I have to beg people to get in the front and use the actually useful gun before we get shot down by being so low
>Sometimes they do that, and we accomplish things
>Usually, they'll go "no i migun", and if I want anything to get killed I have to ram it
>BONUS: If we get shot down because I'm flying too low, to give the minigunner a chance to hit something, I get the blame.

Why is this a thing?
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>>160212461
>not wanting to fire gatling over some easy mode instagib 20mm
fucking casual
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>>160211952
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>>160212565
It wouldn't be so bad if they could hit the side of a fucking barn at two paces with this thing.

I'm the wheelman/wingman in most situations - I'm not as good at combat as I'd like, much better with the vehicles - and I still don't fucking suck at hitting things with the minigun as much as pretty much every single fucking chump I've encountered does.
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>>160211952
Maxine is a crew killing shitter
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-insert loud eurobeat lyrics here-
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>Helping a friend do some MC stuff
>In the middle of him selling I get the urge to take a dump
>Can't go and do it because shitters are looking to interfere
>Sitting there squirming around holding it in until he finishes it
/gtag/ will be happy to know I didn't shit my pants
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>>160213680
You a hero anon.
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>When the person scheduled to work after you is not here yet and is already 18 minutes late.
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never forget
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>>160179007

Request to be added to the PC GTAG crew
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/realmzjetter
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>>160214571
>when you finish early and have to help another department until you're officially off
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>>160216775
ITS ALMOST AN HOUR, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>blater too busy blogposting about his job to go put nessi in his place
new leader when?
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>>160215790
Gotcha
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>>160217019
What do you think comms are for? And no, nessi isn't a comm. Maybe digital will slap his shit.
>>
>>160217141
>digital
literally who is this?
>>
>>160217239
The bad cop in the good cop bad cop routine of gtag law enforcement.
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>>160217141
and who do you think promoted him?
they're not going to do jack shit, let's face it.
>>
why dont people post screenshots of gtag session playerlists any more

i'm tired of loading 6+ times to find the one everyone's playing in and awkwardly stumbling into heist/mission lobbies i shouldn't be in when i try to find freeroam games by joining off a friend
>>
>>160217312
How can he be a bad cop when he isn't there?
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>>160217419
It's more like good cop, no cop.
But who's the good cop?
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>>160217419
I am here.
I'm just a faggot who isn't playing right now.
Nessi ain't doin shit besides potentially being a loudmouth. Chill out.
Also post proof if you want anything done.
I shouldn't have to repeat myself twenty times
>>
>>160217836
>people have posted proof before
>nessi gets demoted and leaves because he throws babby rage
>rejoins and gets promoted
nigga please, he shouldn't be promoted to anything in the first place, why would you need proof AGAIN?
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>>160217836
NESSI A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN, HE EARNED HIS PROMOTION
You guys are fucking hilarious. This is like higgly piggly all over again.
>>
>>160218029
I do proof by kick and I haven't really kicked that many people.
So any stuff from last time doesn't count.
Also seriously Lieutenants don't have any more power in the crew then Representatives. If someone's sperging, but not sperging enough to warrant a kick just keep them out of comm.
>>160218203
I didn't promote them.
And higgus was a completely different case nigga was probably the biggest sperg we've had next to freemooz. No wait freemooz was just an asshole.
I don't see Nessi doing anything besides being loud in crewfeed and past threads.
>>
>>160217836
Literally okay when Nessi does it
>>
>>160218203
except higgus wasn't a literal pedo
>>
So how much of a difference do stats make?
>>
>le nessi is evil because he is popular with the /gtag/ girls
maybe you fags stop whining they would like you too
>>
>its a "the game is stuck onrockstar cloud loading screen" session.
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>>160218628
kys nessi sympathizer
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>>160218515
>Stats you want to max
Shooting
Stamina
Driving
>stats you should level up after
Flying
Strength
>if you have the time
Lung capacity
>stats you can level up by rubber banding your controller
Stealth
>>
are we just not allowed to equip the rebreather from the interaction menu anymore? i try switching to it underwater but nothing works, i end up having to put it on in ammunation
>>
>>160219647
you can also level your breath in this industrial tub thing at one of the plants around the map with a rubberband, can't remember where exactly but I think in paleto bay. anyway it spins you around underwater and always comes back up in time to breath, basically dipping you in and out automatically for about an hour. took a really long time to set it up so it kept working though, I'm sure there is a youtube video around and I did do this on dedgen
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>>160218515
Shooting decreases spread and increases maximum total ammo up to 9999
Stamina determines how long you can sprint, bike at fast speeds, and how fast you climb up boxes
Driving determines how well you can control your vehicle and how well you can spin it in the air.
Flying doesn't make that much of a difference due to turbulence.
Strength decreases the amount of damage you take, increases the amount of damage your melee attacks do, and increases the speed you climb ladders.
Lung Capacity is exactly what it says
Stealth is great for deathmatches, singleplayer, and is useless in GTAO freeroam
>deathmatches
>singleplayer
>>
Does your character's level have an effect on the rewards at the end of a match? (more specifically cash pay out)
>>
>>160220184
Oh boy is it 200 questions that could be answered with a single google search time?
No
>>
>event comes up to take out a biker gang
>figure I'll join and make some cash maybe
>nope, all the people attacking the MC immediately shoot me on sight too

Fucking why.
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>>160193590
>he actually did it

madman

>>160195361

Finally tiring of Xenoverse 2.
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>Try and interject into a conversation
>Ignored
>Try again later on
>Ignored again
I understand now
>>
>>160219936
>Strength decreases the amount of damage you take
Does this mean melee damage or like bullet damage?
>>
>>160220698
All damage
I'm sure there's someone out there who ran the numbers but I never got to test it.
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>"Rescue" Avi mission
>Successfully get Avi to the Alamo Sea every time

>First attempt
>Allies - including the one Avi is following - stand and fight the constantly-respawning cops until the timer runs down.

>Second attempt
>I'm driving the boat, and I lose the wanted level out in the water
>I beach the boat and go up to the road, where an ally waits for me in a vehicle
>...which turns out to have a wanted level
>Timer runs down as his shitty driving fails to lose this wanted level.

>Third attempt
>Same as last time, with a different person who should know better

>Fourth attempt
>Specifically tell people not to attract the cops' attention, to stay out in the water until they lose their level etc.
>Get Avi up to the road and decide to run there, since I can't summon my car for some reason
>Speeding cop, dramatically wheeling off the road and apparently hunting one of my allies, runs me over at full speed
>Die in one hit.

>Someone immediately quits.
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>>160220892
Should really get the helicopter for this mission, its annoying otherwise.
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>>160220184
no, but aim type does

you can tell whether a person is using FAA or not because FAA users tend to receive reduced pay/RP
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is the brickade worth getting or is it one of those pegasus vehicles no one ever spawns
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>>160221465
Its shit. It doesn't even have bullet proof tires. Just get the cucktruck if you want to bully small cars around.
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Where is Watson?

We need him to use his gtag superstar detective work to make nessi sperg and get kicked agian
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>>160221465
You can spawn it from CEO menu, so it's better than other Pegasus land vehicles
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-insert deja vu lyrics in all capitals here-
Finally home, whats everyone doing?
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>>160221864
>jetshitter using missiles
i remember when i was new
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>>160221953
it's always fun to see though. Dead giveaway that you don't know what you're doing in that aircraft
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Is $35 worth it for V on ps4?
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>>160221465
It's pretty shit, unless you're using it for CEO sell missions. The only good thing about it is that you can spawn it for free if you're a CEO.
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>>160220985
Helicopter?
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gtag how much have you spent on shark cards
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>>160223642
$0
>$3500
>Blames other people
I can see why R* made like half a billion on GTAO
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Watch your girlfriend around this heart-throb. He will steal her even if you blink.
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Haven't been on gtag lately. Did R* ever address users who didn't get the 250k?
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>>160223193
If you can wait until Black Friday im pretty sure it's gonna be $25 at Walmart
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W-what?
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>>160224038
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>>160225331
>Blater doesn't actually have a job he just spends his time leveling a new account
#BlaterExposed
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Having a good time at the beach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNqO3_95Wfg
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>>160225550
I fucking wish I could still level characters all day while surviving on ded dad bux. Times change.
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Are there any 4-doors that have a two tone color scheme?
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>>160229272
Standard Sultan
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>>160229272
The Warrener does, but I think you have to buy the secondary color options at LSC.
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>>160228572
Should have made your money make money.
>>
Special Carbine vs Bullpup Rifle.
Which do you like more/is better?
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>>160229272
tailgater
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>>160231037
If you are not using advanced you are wrong in every way.
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>>160231037
Special. Highest damage per shot and drum magazine option really helps.
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>>160232365
But Im not lv 70
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Explain why your Sultan doesn't look this good right fucking now
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>>160232624
What did I just say?
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>>160225331
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>>160232763
Because I don't use it in races and rally livery looks silly on the streets.
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>>160232763
because I have superior aesthetic taste
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>about to get revenge on some bulletproof helmet-wearing marksman rifle-loving hick cunt
>connection lost due to unknown network error, please look at clouds and rooftops for another 8 minutes
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>>160233634
>he doesn't play on an SSD
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>>160233739
would rather play with those tiddies tbqh
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>>160212461

It probably doesn't help that fucking nobody owns a Valkyrie so they probably don't know about the main gun. Buying something that isn't useful unless you have a group of people doesn't seem like a priority.
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>>160233739
my hardware has nothing to do with rockstar's incompetent developers you fucking mongolian
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>>160220242

Because if they let you take the reward they get nothing.
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>>160234328
I bought one on sale a few months back. I figured I'd get use out of it for CEO work, but it's really just a big target for homing rockets.
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>>160221465

The one you buy from Pegasus is trash and blows up to one rocket. Only buy it if you think it's fun to drive.
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>/gtag/ gets in your car as a passenger
>that instant feeling of judgement as you start to drive
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>>160234521

I considered it but I didn't think I'd ever use it. I only know 1 person who has one and I've only seen them call it once.
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>>160235005
I call it and the Technical whenever we're doing CEO work. It's a really nice change sometimes.

If you have the money to waste on fun toys, I recommend both.
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>>160179007
I doot .
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>>160234937
lel I can tell you don't watch broughy.... nice braking points lmao
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>>160235462
I only use technical in vs NPC fights, players easily dispatch the gunner and blow it up.
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>>160223642
$5 before Hacking ~$90 mil
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>>160232763
>Rally lights
>on a car with mostly circuit mods
>being proud of this

how does one fuck up this badly?
>>
>>160235462

I did get the Technical now it's on sale but I haven't used it yet. Partly because like that other anon said it's only really useful against NPCs.
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>>160232763
Because I drive it on roads and not tracks.
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>>160236518
>exposed intercooler
>ever
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>>160236518
I think it would look better with the side skirt instead of mud flaps. I'm usually against the widebody kit, but it works here somehow, maybe with the low spoiler.
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>>160236518
>>160236643
Also give it a street cage. Widebody without internal reinforcement looks off.
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>>160232763
friendly reminder:

RALLY LIGHTS belong on RALLY CARS
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>Post 'em
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Trying to join PC GTAG, SC name is Xaxzimineraz.
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>>160232763
Cause anime is life
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>>160236825
Fucking this

I'm sick of all the retards with rally lights on cars with netting, low profile tires, street bumpers, straight exhaust, lowered suspension, etc.

LOOK AT A RALLY CAR BEFORE ADDING RALLY LIGHTS
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>>160236735
>>160236643
>Telling someone to change something that they like
/gtag/ in a nutshell.
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>>160237024
>posting opinions but rejecting criticism
/tumblr/ in a nutshell
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>>160232763
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>>160237137
Reject these nuts, nigga
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>>160237179
>dat minimalism

A E S T H E T I C A S F U C K
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Reminder the Sultan is a meme car pushed by Blater
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>>160232763
we are all here to laugh at this piece of shit

>>160237296
Blater wishes he could take credit. Anything with anime will become a meme by faggots wanting to fit in.
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>>160237387
I was the Sultan faggot before Null joined the crew,
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>>160237387
The Sultan was a meme before the PRB livery even existed.
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>>160237472
Sultans where popular as soon as PRB livery was revealed, nobody pushed it. Nullphaggot adopted the sultan because it was already popular, originally trying to meme the verlierer before everyone realised how fucking boring that car was.
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>>160236853
I've completed singleplayer 1.5 years ago. Where the fuck am I supposed to find this?
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I only have sultan because it was one of the few cars which had customisation options in wheel arch angels in SA.
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>>160237579
lol, I forgot all of the shit nullphaggot tried to force. They really are a good match for bl8, both are attention whores that nobody cares about.
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>>160237264
yeee
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>>160179007
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
Okay, forget it then.
>>
Everytime you put rally lights on non-rally cars, jrv's mind becomes more Chinese/Russian
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@160237789
Null literally hates me,it's all a meme. no one cares about (You)
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>>160237839
group is dead regardless. dunno why its there tbqh.
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>>160237928
stop false-flagging, PCuck
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>>160237640
after the credits roll I was just bored and did the story and decided to post this
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>>160237579
Pulling shit from your ass again anon. Sasuga.
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>>160238039
>yet another purple car
how creatively bankrupt are you?
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>>160237904
>@
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>>160238083
I actually became un-creative and decided to make all of my cars the same color. Call my colors shit and I won't give a fuck.
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i just wanna take the time to say that you guys are all pretty cool
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>>160236853

:^)
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>>160238083
>hating purple cars
fight me
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>>160238427
>owning an adder
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>>160238427
>owning some ugly family hatchback
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>Australian
I-I can still play right guys?
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>>160238754
Nah we don't want you or your ilk. You a literally cancer on the gaming community along with Asia/Russia and Brazil.
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>>160238754
Sorry, you're on the blacklist
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Another good Sultan with a bonus attractive tranny. Randoms putting /gtag/ to shame with their style.
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>>160238672
The Adder is a fun ride, really.

I wonder more about that Fugitive. What a piece of crap!
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>>160236993
>>160236825
Uhhh ahhh ma taste>your taste
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>>160238827
>>160238858
oh
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>>160239212
>attractive tranny
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>>160238748
>ugly

nah
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Mods are fun.
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>>160239212
0/10 car
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>>160239675
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
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>>160238039
>let me disprove your claim by posting a picture that does not contradict

I forgot nullphaggot can't comprehend logic
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>>160240286
claim with no proof, innocent until proven guilty. Disregard your opinions.
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>>160240286
>implying my picture was to >>""disprove""<<
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Don't mind me just bumping this thread.
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>>160243498
>anti-lock on hax
u wot
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>>160242272
wot heppen to bike?
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>>160244321
that fucking cat, every time
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>>160243909

I've seen Buzzards actively shitting on people and being unable to get a lock on them no matter how close I get.
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>>160244459
i want Null to shit on me
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>>160243498
>>160243909
>>160244459
On that subject, does anyone else find it practically impossible to out-manoeuvre homing rockets from the ground?

If a buzzard, laser ect fires one I have no problem dodging them in a heli, but from the ground, it they seem like they can turn on a dime and easily nullify a chance to dodge em
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>>160244615
Maybe I just need to get gud
>>
Please let me post
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gboon here, thanks reavir and almighty jet anon musclememory.exe

wanted to disconnect real fast to cheat the chinese guy out of a kill after using google translate to call him a "low-class peasant", "son of a peasant", and other google translate insults
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>>160246416
you're welcome m8

t. jet goon
>>
lets do heists tmorrow
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>>160247614
only if its me and you
>>
where the new bike/van at tho
>>
Is ETR1 worth it? I really like it in races, but almost 2 mil for a car is too much if it doesn't have many customisation options
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>>160248505
I loved my ETR1 but if you're looking for something with a decent amount of customization options than you should probably pass. It only has spoiler options from memory.
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>>160248542
>>160248505
Totally forgot, two liveries and the removal option if you want it plain.
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>>160248505
I really like it. Good grip, turning, speed and acceleration. Looks cool too and not like other supers with too long and too low frame. And you can drift pretty easy with it too.
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pistol.50 or heavy pistol?
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>>160248327

It's out now
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>>160249865
fiddy for the looks and sound
heavy for 36 round capacity and great range
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>>160249865
Pistol .50 without any attachments
Heavy Pistol with suppressor attached
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>>160250926
this nigga knows what's up

gold for the deagle unless you don't look like this
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>>160249990
what the fuck is that?
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>>160244348
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>play a black biker
>russians always start hunting me down and killing me

What the fuck is wrong with russians?
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>>160251806
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New Time Trial, SC and Steam version in this link here
http://www.mediafire.com/file/4v1mvix8ru0mb1m/Sirius.rar
Post your SC name so I can add and we can start up a lobby.
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>>160238427
Is this what people need 6 garages for?
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>>160252240
>pegassi xD
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>>160252240
Looks boring as fuck
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>>160252642
?
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>>160252240
>single front disc
>not even brembo
lmao
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>>160251089
platinum is pretty nice too
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>16 stock warehouse
>costs 128 000$ to fill with 8k 2 packages
>sell for 244 000$
>profit 116 000$
>8 delivery missions and 1 sell, 9 in total
>12 889$ profit per mission
That is if everything goes smoothly and on one fucks up your buy or sell mission. Hardly fucking worth it
>>
>Just dicking around, walking the streets
>[Some guy] has started spectating you!
>get nervous, get into a car, and just start flooring it through the streets.
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>>160251089
I have a color scheme going on with my character, so all my guns are in line with that.
Usually orange, but some of them, like the shot gun, have a shit skin for it so they're green.
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>>160252878
would you rather do businesses where it's impossible to sell alone and you don't even make a full return until your 3rd/4th sale?
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How come R* never created battle royale type game mode for GTA?
Map, vehicles, ability to scatter guns/ammo/armor seems just perfect
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>>160253864
Why does it take like five minutes to load this oddamn game?

And to do anything i need to go through at least two loading screens?
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>>160252240
does it have good customization
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>>160239675
>not going 1842 knots across the ground
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>>160254816
who am i kidding
of course it doesn't
but i'm still getting it just because it looks comfy
>>
Are choppers and planes unflyable with a mouse and keyboard?
>>
>>160254816

It's pretty decent actually, since they tried to match all the variants of the bike it's based on. You can make it look like a dirt bike or a cafe racer if you want.
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>>160254816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blCmpw5Kcdc

Pretty good I think.
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>>160255129
i like the retro mudguard
that faggot put on xenon, how horrible
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>>160252793
>Want to like Deagle
>it's rof is shit
>it's dmg is shit
>iron sights in first person make it look like shit
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>>160255321
it has no beaver tail
and if no tail, i bail
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Post Wagons
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>>160256047
This is now a SUV thread
>>
Is Halloween done yet? Need to sell that Sanctus.
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>>160255067
Not unflyable. Just really annoying
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>>160257216
Just checked, it's gone. However, the Sanctus is not unlocked on Southern San Andreas even though I bought it and still have it, yet the Frankenstrange and Lurcher are. Anyone else had this problem?
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>>160256658
Do mallcrawlers count?
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>>160258008
>Problem
it's supposed to be that way anon
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>>160252643
Esskey, the single bike that stands out of all the bland shitty burger choppers or gotta go fast sports bikes is boring?

You have the shittiest taste in the entirety of gtag, and yes, even worse than purple and green fags

I bet you don't even drive a Warrener
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>>160258528
It still looks like shit
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>>160258238
Is it though? All the other event vehicles unlock permanently if you bought them once.
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>>160258806
yes
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>>160258924
Well, shit. Good thing I checked before selling it then.
>>
Updated the KOS On Sight List:
>French players
>Brazilian players
>Russian players
>American players
>Chinese players
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>4chan-crew players
>Squeakers (not me tho)
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing anything I don't like
>Anyone resembling (You)
>Anyone wearing a hat, I don't like hats
>Anyone driving a green and purple car
>Anyone driving a red painted vehicle, I don't like red
>Anyone driving a: Futo, Zentorno, Roosevelt, Shotaro, X80, RE-7B, Kuruma, Insurgent, Turreted Limo (DON'T DRIVE WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!11!!ONEONE!!!ONE1)
>Anyone operating a Hydra (Approach with caution once landed)
>Anyone operating a Lazer (see: Anyone operating a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (JUST STOP OPERATING AIR VEHICLES, REEEE I CAN'T KILL THOSE YET!!!111!!!!one!!1)
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins (I DON'T LIKE THOSE EITHER)
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt, because I'm a retard and actually what I use and like of course cannot be on the KOS On Sight list)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any friend or member with a white blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any player heading toward you head on
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>Any group of players (pro-tip: Use Hydra's canon to take out groups more easily, but then you have to KOS yourself)
>All players with names I don't like
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone without any X's in their name
>Anyone performing the time-trial glitch (good luck killing passive mode players, kiddo)
>Anyone not performing the time-trial glitch
>-Nessi
>Players not citing the KOS On Sight list in-game
>>
how do I solo CEO missions?
>>
>>160259392
By doing them alone
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>>160259540
Checks out.
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>>160259328
>or driving an all-black car

hey fuck you
>>
>>160223353
Theres a cop station towards the free way (oposite of avi) with a heli Pad on top, get it, travel to the island with it and then dont fail the mission or youll lose it.
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>>160259769
you mean the NOOSE headquarters?
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>>160260093
It might be the station from the Prison Break setup, with the interior and stairs to the roof. It's also used in a MC VIP rescue mission. I haven't done it myself because I couldn't find out which location spawns the chopper.
>>
Can people hear you in adversary modes even if your voice is set to Friends only?

I'm starting to worry that I've been saying dumb shit and sounding like a bitch when people could actually hear me.
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>>160220892
>>160220985
>>160223353
>>160259769
>>160260093
>>160260269
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>>160260387
I'm guessing that if no one has told you to shut up, they can't hear you. It seems to be the go-to response.
>>
>>160260552
Thanks for clarifying. I never would've guessed that spot.
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>>160260627
The guy was winning pretty hard and loving it so I'd imagine me being salty about it probably would have added to his enjoyment.
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>>160260882
So your voice is a gift to the world, Anon! Don't worry about it.

I'm pretty sure the settings work without a problem, but it doesn't matter much if they don't.
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>>160260387
I was playing with a group set to friends only and the 3 of us were doing missions with a rando. My buddy talked mad shit then asked if he could hear us. He said, "No, I can't hear you." We had a good laugh because we've done that to many people and I guess they can hear you. SORRY WINDYCITYLIAM!
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>>160220892
dont bother losing police out at sea, just beach the boat at the sand on the left and call for your personal vehicle, drive along the train tracks around paleto bay and into grapeseed, lose the cops driving up mountain. Easy as fuck, only chance to fail is randos dying
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>>160261158
This actually made me feel better about it, thanks!

The thing that got me worried about it was cause I got a friend invite from someone asking me to join their server because of "the streamer" so I've probably ended up being the punchline in someones video.
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this game is bad for the soul but I cant stop playing it
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Wasn't there supposed to be a van released today?
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>>160262230
van 22nd
shitty bike is today
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btw who the hell is nessi and the other people
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>>160262262
I don't think it's shitty, it has nice customization. I was looking forward to the van though.
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>>160262230
22nd
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>>160262281
nessi is a swedish pretend marine who attentionwhores at every opportunity
he also flies helicopters pretty well
all the others are faggots who should be annoyed
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>>160262512

ah right

I remember some cunt like this with a youtube channel for le epik jet trolling back in the 360 days

sad spanner
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>>160262402
it is pretty, yes
but its performance shit
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>>160252878
>>costs 128 000$ to fill with 8k 2 packages
it costs 64k to fill.
8000 * (16:2) = 64.000

Also with a buzzard 3 crates are actually more cost:time efficient. You do 4 3-craters and 2 2-craters, which costs a total of 88k.

240k - 88k = 152k

152k : 9 = 16889$ profit per mission

Admittedly it only becomes really profitable once you have the large warehouse, but if you're fast you can fill the 16 stock one in roughly an hour which would still make it make it slightly more profitable than VIP missions.
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>>160262548

also I just joined the crew. the name is egg-planted
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Post yfw Rockstar retires GTAO to focus on other projects and they don't port all the new cars & weapons from online to SP
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>>160263293
>Post yfw Rockstar retires GTAO to focus on other projects and they don't port all the new cars & weapons from online to SP

I know this is exactly what they're going to do, but man is gonna piss me off.

It's like they don't appreciate the time and money people invested on this game.
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>>160263293
That's what mods are for.
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>getting teleported out of nowhere and having game crash
>three times in half an hour
this makes me miss that guy who just waited 18/20 minutes of our defend the area MC activity and then walked in invincible and blew everyone up
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>>160263631
This is one of the reasons I play GTAO so religiously.

We live in an era where games can go extinct. It's not like old vidya where as long as you've got the game and the system, you can play it till you drop. One day, we're gonna wake up and all this will be gone. The plug will have been pulled. No more garages full of showpieces, no more dressing up your tranny waifu, no more going on comfy cruises with other tranny waifus, no more memeing over the latest meme cars and meme exploits. It's all going to be gone. Maybe we'll get to use our characters in Director Mode if we're lucky, alone in our endless prisons.

Sure, we'll be able to keep in touch, and we'll find other games to migrate to. Life goes on. But, it won't be the same, either. Even GTA6 or GTAO2 probably won't capture the magic of this shitheap of a game and this clusterfuck of a crew, the story of a few dedicated autists trying to make a virtual buck and put a smile on each other's faces in a hellish world of cykas and box-speak.
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>all these esskey customizations
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>>160265183
I came here to play video games, not to feel.
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>ctrl+f crew
>52

Fuck me going through this thread is shitty

I'm going to shill the gtag alternative crew again because these last two threads are so fucking trash

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag

What are you people even doing in here? Wheres word on next update or something?
What a shitty general
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Black race stripe looks better yeah? I'm going to need to buy this bike three fucking times just so I can have everything.
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>>160266243
Why are you still here?
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>>160266312
just logged on my social club to update the crew
I havent been playing gtao at all for a week or more o any account
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>>160266243
>crews been up for a week
>only 2 people joined
>1 got kicked and then rejoined
>the other left
qt just stop, its over
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oh right the esskey came out today?

>ctrl+f esskey

>FUCKING TWO RESULTS

>pic related
well?
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>>160266671
STORY DLC OH MY GOD
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>>160233739

>she thinks SSD's improve loading times for online

Wanna know a secret? You're wrong! SURPISE!

>>160232763

>Volk te37's
>rally car

Nigger WHAT
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>>160266526
It's not about who or how many joins. The current main gtag crew is a piece of shit.
Mostly because it has too many members that you dont want to be near anyway. get knotted
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can you guys be like

more autistic or something

I'm in need of entertainment

put nessi as a comm or something
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>>160266831
there are tons of bro tier members in gtag ps4
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>Introducing the Pegassi Esskey, purpose-built to trigger
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>>160266989
All I hear is bad about crews in general at all. Never good I just went through two threads of any post containing crew. fuck this bollocks drama sort it out NOW
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>>160236920
Sorry for the delay
Gotcha
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>>160183239
>>160183935
I absolutely hate that high-pitched whine that gets added to the engine sound if you put Turbo on it.

Most worthwhile cars function fine without it anyway. A lot of them see a huge benefit just from EMS Upgrade 4.

Hell, I don't even have any acceleration or traction upgrades on my Carbonizzare; its base performance is just the way I like it.
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gen 1 nissan cherry when?
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>>160267117
i think it's just you but okay
how long have you been banned now?
I dont think you can say anything about the state of ps4 crew since you arent in it
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>>160267321
>Carbonizzare

I need to get that car, I can smell that leather through my screen.
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>>160267446
I left the crew on the 8th lol
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>>160267117
>not in the ps4 crew
>not in the ps4 crew chat
>thinks he knows anything about the ps4 crew, especially supposed problems/how to fix them
>his own crews open a week
>no one joins it
Never hear anything good because funnily enough people dont circlejerk in the thread about how x helped y, no one cares. The only crew stuff here is PC drama
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>>160267454
got ~30 cars & bikes right now, and it's still my favorite.
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>Call it the Raptor
>Don't give it awesome liveries like pic related
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>>160268850
>moving goalposts
ok then

I'm just going off the posts here. I dont give a shit other than it's mildly annoying to always see the same drama shit every thread. There's a alt gtag crew available where noones gonna do any bullshit and you can grind in peace. join it or dont but stfu because the options are there and theres no need for any complaining now.
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>>160269150
You can't grind in peace with your crew since there's no one to grind with :^)
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>>160249990
S E X Y
E
X
Y
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>>160269267
not me to blame. as I said . options there. its down to the rest of you faggots to actually do the bare minimum
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>>160252240
These descriptions just keep getting better.

Somebody tell the guy who does these that he's doing a fine job.
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>>160255258
>those faggots (80% of the playerbase) who simply put on the most expensive shit on their bikes
>they think Nitro on every car is good
>they think xenon and the biggest spoiler is good on all the cars
it makes me sick
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>>160259328
im not gonna fucking read all of this shit, i'll kill any non-GTAG member whenever I feel like and that's that
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>>160269725
This. Every time I see car with neons or spoilers I automatically know it's some edgy 12 year old.
When I see car with a style I can't help but to tip my fedora.
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>>160267117
>All I hear is bad about crews in general at all.
What all good things has anyone heard about your crew? Fact is people tend to only bother with bad reviews.
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>tfw no gf
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>>160270643
>tfw no bf
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>>160270475
>No u
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>>160269725
>Really want a spoiler on my Sabre Turbo
>But it's the secondary color, not the primary
WHY. It would be the highest of /fa/ if it was the goddamn primary color.
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>removing the spoiler on the Tropos gives it more traction
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Good morning gtag.
I almost forgot the 1k air taxi merry weather does

I need help with sales and resupply please senpais.
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>>160271090
i love using it, i think you can just keep riding it forever.
plus the pilot is so optimistic
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>>160267117
>gtag crew, 5:800 avoid ratio
>mgga crew, 2:2 avoid ratio

Idk qt, looks to me like your crew is the one to avoid.
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>>160271017
Spoilers should have remained cosmetic.
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>>160271090
I always kill him as soon as he lands.

I never kill the boat guy though, I never liked boats in any GTA. Also he's a bit crazy.
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>>160271253
Absolutely wrecked.
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>>160271253
who to avoid in gtag???????????????????????
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>>160252878
>being unable to do basic math

jesus
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>>160270746
>shit crew with no one in it run by someone who doesn't even play but comes back on updates to shitpost
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>>160271357
>I always kill him as soon as he lands.
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>>160271541
THIS IS PEQUOD ARRIVING SHORTLY AT L-paf paf paf paf
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>>160271090
The only time I want to use it is when I get stuck in the mountains without a vehicle and it always tells me "can't find a suitable location".
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>>160271768
Never get stuck uphill, fucker won't come either. Almost fuck up a delivery mission because of this.
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Today I learned proximity mines will blow up on anyone including the player that set them. Guess I still have to use stickies to ackbar NPC's.
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>>160271396
Dont avoid people, hang out with them and be the judge yourself of who u want to associate with. Unless of course you want to be a sheep being herded.
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>>160272371
reminds me of when a crew mate put a proxy outside my office doors while I was out on a mission because he was trying to kill someone that had my same office. That guy left before he came out and the anon neglected to mention to anyone that he had planted that proxy mine. in front of the most popular office. I drove my PV right up to the door and was blown the fuck up.

Daily reminder that putting proxy mines on people's doorsteps is a dick move.
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>>160268603
>Kicked/banned from the crew for griefing people
>I left (implicating voluntarily) the crew on the 8th
Lie more faggot

>>160269150
>>160269358
>Create a new crew for no reason
>shill it and create drama
>no one joins shit crew
>not my fault for misreading the situation, you guys should have joined and MADE GTAG GREAT AGAIN whilst I couldnt.

Just move to a new game or stop posting with your trip altogether
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>>160272612

Some people deserve to get dicked.
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>>160272675

There's no reasoning with tripfags, anon. They think any attention they get is a good sign of popularity, so when nobody follows them, they get all angry and confused.
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>>160260387
Voice settings seem to be broken in this game. I have them set to Nobody and every now and then I'll be playing freeroam and people's mics start coming through so I have to go in and mute them.
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>>160272371
>place proximity mines next to ceo building to kill someone who is inside
>he never comes out and leaves the server
>15 minutes later i forget about the mines i placed and i go to the building
>get blown up

also one time someone did the same thing, he placed like 5 mines next to the building and we would run into them like 30 minutes later when completely forgot about them
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>>160272675
Here's (you) 4 u
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>>160273045

I did this somewhat recently.

>Some guy's being a dickhead
>Start shitting on him
>He eventually manages to get away
>Speeds off into his apartment garage (The one just south of Maze Bank Tower with the Didier Sachs on the ground level, forget its address)
>I have that same apartment
>I plant a sticky in front of the door, and one in front of the garage
>I fly a heli up to the under construction skyscraper across the street and wait for him
>He eventually leaves the game
>I go off and do something else
>Awhile later I am driving one of the cars I have in that apartment's garage, I come speeding in to park it away, hear the beeping, get a little jump, trip the mine, blow up, and start laughing my ass off.
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The Esskey is a really nice bike once you strip off everything. The handling leaves a bit to be desired though. Reminds me of the Sanctus, weird snap oversteer.
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>>160271090
i switched to the luxury helicopter desu senpai, that jamaican accent just does something to me
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>>160272902
it's legitimately amusing to me me that that he's delusional enough to believe anyone wants anything to do with him, LET ALONE be their leader. I mean, what a depressing tale of a boy with no social grace whatsoever, without any sense of himself and unable to read a room when literally everyone hates his guts. Let me guess, you're delusional enough to believe that after being kicked from a group on popular appeal, it was actually a circlejerk conspiracy and that all the "regular joes" actually liked you, right? When hopefully this experience has shattered any delusions you may have had about that. I'm in the PC crew so Idgaf, but it seems clear to me that the PS4 group is tight-nit, small, and has no intention of creating a schism on your behalf because you're literally so autistic that any form of interaction with other humans is seen as "circlejerking". The major irony of it all is that you were originally a fucking circlejerker, the worst of them in fact. Then you get kicked from your circlejerk and try to create a new alter-ego that hates circlejerks, did you really think anyone would be so stupid as to buy that obvious pathetic hypocrisy.

You may be the most pathetic trip on /vg/, and you've got some fucking competition there.
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>>160273661
that's a lot of autism, friend
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>>160273661
>any form of interaction with other humans is seen as "circlejerking".
Hey, that's true, see PC GTAG
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>>160273604
but that's like 5x the price!
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>>160273765
yeah don't actually confront your delusional just keep fishing for (you)s you literal sociopath
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>>160273852
kek
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>>160266795
Here in my garage. I've got this 8 second load time.
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>>160273914
literally name one friend you have. (ONE) friend, and I'll message and see if he actually likes you. Go on, I'm waiting.
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>>160273995
>every other qt response was within the minute
>suddenly crickets
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>>160273995
>crews are about friends

I shouldnt have to broken clock this over and over but AGAIN the entire failing of all crews, circle jerks and drama is caused by "friends"
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>>160274317
>can't even name one friend

That's what I though you delusional wreck.
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>>160269725
I can't think of a car where xenon actually fits, unless you're intentionally making something obnoxious, e.g. my purple & gold Kuruma with pea green wheels, neons on all sides, xenon lights, the whole shebang.
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> "Hurrr durrr internet friends are the source of drama-rama guize!"
> Yet somehow PC and PS4 crew are still alive despite some of the animosity and drama

Face it, the only people who think gtag is dying is you, and any other obnoxious exiles like you.
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>>160274432
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>that faggot with a leaf blower has been going at it for 3 FUCKING HOURS
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>>160274639
I asked an Irl friend about you and she says you're clearly suffering from crippling depression and are convincing yourself that you don't need friends because youre incapable of making friends. it's a psychological defense mechanism. You're legitimately going insane and I genuinely hope you realize that before you're actually insane.
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>>160274616
who are you quoting?
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>>160274951
is she cute?
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>>160273827
i have millions, i can afford it
also fast travel from paleto bay to LS is worth it
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>>160274951
>I asked an Irl friend about you and she says...
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>>160274952

The attentionwhore who I'd rather kill myself over instead of giving my (YOU)s to.
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>>160275118
you mean this guy?
>>160273661
>>160274951
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>>160273368
Yep that's exactly how it went for me and my friends, and it's not the first time it happens, I had to go scout the area while on foot to get killed by all the remaining 4 tripmines
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@160275087
keep spiraling into depression then
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>>160275493

Man, I hope he kills himself one day. Not to make gtag better, mind you. We'll always be shit no matter what. Just as his human obligation to improve the gene pool.
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>>160274432
what is OMO
>>
Yes or no to the esskey? Also how much is it?
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>>160270141
>play a race
>see spoilers everywhere
>die of a heart attack
kys nigger
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Why does it seem like every paintjob on all the new bikes looks darker than it should?
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>>160275947

Looks great handles great, not a meme bike so it's not millions of dollars.
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>>160276140
Are you painting them in a motorcycle club garage or lsc?
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Can someone explain to me what the fuck this new bike even is?

Is it good offroad? Does it wheelie well? What's the point of it? And don't say style because I literally give

N O F U C K S
O
F
U
C
K
S

if the fastest vehicles were literal cardboard boxes I'd drive them.

What does this vehicle bring to the table PERFORMANCE-wise.

If your answer is nothing, then my answer is "looks like I'm ignoring yet another update"
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>>160276598

Club garage, is that seriously the reason?

Christ, Rockstar get your shit together.
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>>160275947
Pretty great, get it. You might even want a second one for alternative customization combinations.
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>>160276814
Yep, all the colors there look darker. Chrome even looks pitch black.
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>>160276710

>Performancefag

Yeah just go nobody will miss you.
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>>160276920
The mansex garage has literally no reflections in it. Chrome paint has literally nothing to be reflecting.

Well mapped, Rockstar.
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>tfw you are a boy racer trapped in a transvestites body.
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>>160275493
>@
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>>160277316
Why didn't you just make a male character?
or just dress your character as a man
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Tfw was 2m now 10m and my cash / meth labs have infinite supply glitch or so I think

Thank you guys who keep selling stuff with me.
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>>160277414
I have a male character but I sexually identify as a transvestite boy racer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GjMDTI1IY

>stunting will never be as good as it was ever again
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>>160277713
>those grinding effects.
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>>160277972
big sparks were cool in 2007
https://vimeo.com/4943436
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>>160278196
>one minute thirteen seconds of intro
Fuck your video faggot
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>>160278196
>>160277713
don't they have shit like this for gta5
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>>160278452
>I cant jump forward

ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMVnZlggnuY
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is ocelot lynx a hipster car which no one drives?
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>>160278812
Its a slow car nobody drives, especially for how expensive it was
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>>160278812
Yes.
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>>160278569
whole scene almost completely died after 4 was released with it's wonky handling. it exists still but it basicly vegetating. 5 didn't help much in the matter.

It existed almost only for VC and SA. VC had trickier handling, SA was easier. you slapped slightly modified main.scm into the game that allowed you to turn off traffic, save positions save spots, spawn cars, just the things that made it less pain in the ass to try same spot again and again, until everything came together.
Also, VC and SA had easy replay system if you knew what you were doing.
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>>160278945
>>160278947
is it customizable?
so i can bring a pretty car to drop all the gtag panties
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>>160276932
so I'll take that as a "yes, this bike is just another reskin of the same shitty performance on all the other 99.9% of vehicles in this game that are pointless, go back to your shotaru/dirtbike meta for the most fun in every aspect of riding a bike either way"

good to know
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>>160279974

>Performancefag
>Using the word fun
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>>160279974
>every new vehicle needs to be the fastest in its class
What a retarded way to play a sandbox game
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>>160280267
no retard, not necessarily fastest but just the best at doing something. For instance the dirt bike is the best at wheelies and doing the wall glitch that launches you in the air. The TRON bike has the best handling at high speeds, the drag for the best top speed (which I don't own btw because handling at top speed>slightly higher top speed), the santcus is the best at showing everyone how much of a sucker you are, the akuma/bati are powerhouses on a budget, etc. A lot of bikes have a niche. If this bike's niche is "style" then you can get the fuck off my porch and go try to scam my neighbors.
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>>160280640
It's just a 200k bike, why are you so angry?
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>>160280640
That's just kuruma/super shitter logic, something doesn't have to be the best at anything to be fun. Sometimes you just want to pull out a glendale and style on niggas.
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>>160280640
How is a car or bike being good looking not an acceptable reason to own one?
>>
Alright, I've never done TT before and I'm a bit confused. Not about the lobby or anything, I already get how that works. But I saw a message somewhere saying you have to increase the delay now so you don't get that "too many transactions" warning. What was the delay by default, and what do you need to change it to? Is it measured in milliseconds, e.g. I type 50 and press F7, the delay will be 50 ms?

And I'm not too worried about getting banned since I have a buddy to do it with, but if someone's doing TT and they do get banned, is it a permaban right from the get-go or would a first offense get a temporary ban?
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>>160281340
I absolutely love the Wolfsbane, even if it's sorely lacking in acceleration. Not a daily driver, but I always enjoy taking it for a comfy spin. I'll try the Esskey before I buy, but it wins in looks too.
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>>160281340
under the circumstances where you have someone like me that rides the bus every day and doesn't give a fuck about cars because his work is about a mile away away on a single single long street :)

The kind of guy that plays video games by himself in his room and would rather have fun doing "video-gamy" stuff rather than living vicariously through my online toon and driving cars I always wished I could drive in real life. This game isn't a mock life-sim for me like it is for some of you. land vehicles are for getting from point A to point B, several other vehicles do various stunts better, as long as their is a meaningful purpose besides "Omg I always wanted to drive that car and now I can!"
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>stunt racing
>slipstream on, of course
>i instantly go into the lead
>guy slipstreams past me
>i knock him off the track
>he gets angry afterwards
feels D E V I L I S H
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>>160276932
To be fair, a lot of the bikes are pretty redundant at this point. Mainly the ones from launch. Vader, Nemesis, PCJ 600, none of them are the best at anything -- it's like driving a hatchback sedan or a minivan or the Blazer. Daemon used to be the one classic A-panger, but now there are others, including an upgraded Daemon. If I'm not mistaken, the Sanchez is completely outclassed by the Manchez -- though at least it's still useful in that it spawns frequently out in the desert where you might need it if you get stranded. The Akuma used to be the biggest speed demon, but now it's outclassed by multiple others. Hell, I think the only day 1 bike that hasn't been made obsolete is the Bati.

>>160280640
what about ones that are basically made for cosmetics, like the Faggio Mod? Is there something wrong with that?
It's pretty funny even if you ride in formation with someone in a Drag and so you match their speed.
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>>160281505
oh also, I followed the link to the guy's youtube and found he had just uploaded a video for a new, "full" release version of it, what's the deal with that?

Doesn't he post in these threads, too?
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Before I buy the limo with turret, can I switch from driver seat to turret without having to exit the car?
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>>160282182
look, I'm not saying you're wrong for buying things purely for cosmetic reasons, but my original post was merely asking if this bike had anything to offer other than that, for a guy like me that doesn't care about cosmetics. No need to start a comfyfags vs performancefags flame war on my behalf
>>
>>160282370
press m + up + up + enter to go from drivers to turret
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>>160282370
Just register as CEO and spawn one from the CEO Vehicles. A bit pricy, but worth it to possibly save $1.6m.
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>>160282662
hilarious
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>>160282696
Good point.
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>>160282370
since nobody wants to give you a straight answer, I will: no, you need to be in the back to operate the turret and you can't switch from the drivers seat to the back and vice versa
>>
tfw you miss Bassykins
>>
>>160268989

I bet you're sheltered and hate cars, so that you didn't even realize the raptor is a carbon copy of the T-Rex 3 wheeler. You fucking turbopleb.
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>>160283204
Aight thanks.
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>actually discussing pc stuff with gtag.
This is enjoyable.
Behold the 80c lapmeme
>>
>>160284478
Damn, how do you get your graphics card to get all that stress. It's usually the exact opposite temps on my machine.
>>
>>160284670
There is nothing strange about those temperatures. It's a laptop. It's normal for them to run that hot. Even desktops can run that hot.

80C is well within safe limits of current hardware. The worst that can happen is that your GPU starts thermal throttling at 95C. It won't be harmed, nothing wrong will happen, other than a drop in framerate due to the lower voltage and frequency.
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here you go u asked for it
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>>160285060
>1.28v
Okay I believe you, nice.
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>>160285262
want me to run prime for you, senpai?
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Post spooky happenings
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>>160266526
Nolsbowls reporting in ps4 gtag crew gtag ps4 just crew by 10 people.
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>>160285852
what the fuck are you trying to say
>>
>>160282040
Still a dick move. He didnt ram you when you went past him, why did you?

I bet you're also the type to shoot randos because they might shoot you. Fear of the unknown and such. Maybe trust issues from a single parent childhood.
>>
>>160286306
> Maybe trust issues from a single parent childhood.

nigga please don't get all armchair psychologist on us, there are plenty of legitimate reasons to shoot first and ask questions later in this virtual world. Believe me, these reasons are not internal but very much the response to external factors. "trust" is a good way to get shot in gtao
>>
>>160286306
t. BalmatGra

he deserves it for using slipstream
>>
>>160286439
lol
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>>160286213
https://youtu.be/znUS2KqPYCw?t=41
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>>160281749
You sound like an incredibly boring person.
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>>160286719
That's pretty much how my ex put it, so yeah :)
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>>160281749
>work a mile away
>on a single long street
>takes the bus

kys fatty
>>
>>160286968
I work downtown. There is no bike lock in existance that will prevent theft in my area, and fuck you if you're implying I should wake up even earlier and walk.
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>>160287109
Just keep it under your desk
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>>160284060
>Oh look everybody, a car enthusiast!
Nobody cares that you work at Discount Tire, autist.
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>>160287256
forgot pic
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>>160287403
Add a "PUSSY MAGNET" sticker to the frame to complete the look.
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>>160287457
???
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>>160287403
Look I work at the main branch of a nationwide bank. I wear dress clothes to work and sit behind a glass screen and cash checks. I guess could risk fucking up my clothes, or getting two pairs and switching in restroom every morning, or having to walk into my bank with a suitcase in one hand and a bike in the other and then another bag for my change of clothes. I'd rather just take the bus desu and I'm actually a twig.
>>
>>160287621
nice blog you started there, buddy. keep us updated, please.
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>>160287674
I was asked, not like I enjoy talking about my depressing life or anything
>>
>>160287621
Dude, people bike in their suits all the fucking time. I literally see if every fucking day.
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>>160287795
Guess they like being sweaty, idk man its not my thing stop getting on my case about it.
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>>160287795
Not him, but most of the time they are special suits to be more active. He would need to update his wardrobe if he doesn't want to risk his appearance with normal suits.
>>
>>160287852
>Guess they like being sweaty
You're not in a fucking Ironman you idiot, it's a mile long bike ride, how out of shape are you that a normal ride gets you all sweaty?
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>>160287852
You don't get sweaty if you bike properly, you should only used the same energy you would use walking.
>>
>>160287980
it's practically winter right now and it's 73 degrees F where I live. Imagine a normal summer day.
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>>160288121
Maybe you shouldn't live in shitland then, faggot.
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>>160288195
Now you're just outright insulting me, not that the previous posts weren't thinly-veiled insults with shallow substance in the first place.
>>
Whats the best car considering looks and speed? Already have the seven-70
>>
>>160288061
there are plenty of places in the world where you get sweaty just standing in the sun, let alone walking.
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>>160288515
X-80
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>>160288515
In any car class, or just among the Supers?
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>>160285424
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>>160288597
not that anon, but you have your opinion for each class?

I'd like to know.
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>>160288597
looks pretty shitty desu

>>160288597
Any car class
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>>160287621
fatty
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>>160285424
so spooky, it triggers people IRL
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>>160288835
I'm 6'2 150 pounds.

I guarantee you will never see this in a desert city.
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Here's what it looks like before I restarted.
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>>160288979
>the car turns on its center.

fucking hell.
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>>160288950
If you're in a desert city, you're getting sweaty any ways.
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>>160289096
not if you take an air-conditioned bus/car to an air-conditioned building.
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>>160288515
>Schafer V12
executive looks, fastest sports car, fastest 4 seater

>811
fastest land vehicle, polarizing looks, targa

>900r
loads of customization, 2nd fastest super

>X80
3rd fastest super, can actually turn, concept looks
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>>160289193
You's a lemming!
>>
>>160289198
>fastest sports car
The Elegy holds that title to this day. Unless you meant the Armored Schafter V12, in which case it is indeed best in class, but its class is Sedans. Still, a really solid car. I like to drive it when I think there are shitters around.
>>
>>160289193
>>
Hai baes
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>>160289417
kys retard

the elegy is quick and unbeatable in most circuits, but it has a low topspeed. They clearly asked for speed.
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>>160289570
hi cock.
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>>160289590
It was a small mistake champ, don't pop a blood vessel
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>>160289096
What if all the bikes in your city are in shopping carts?
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>>160290028
entrepreneur
>>
>CEO office causes the GPU usage to spike
I have made a huge mistake
>>
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o-okay y-you t-too.
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>>160186090
at least 12 of his kills on me were with a mini
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>>160292645
yikes.
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get a load of this sperg
holy shit
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Who /roadtosuccess/ here? Sold a couple of medium warehouses the other day, working on funds to buy a large one now.
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>>160292645
A gross kill count.
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>>160293951
>I already like a person who makes me a nervous wreck, talk about shit.
the fucking spaghetti in this guy's pockets, jesus christ
>>
>>160293951
>I already like a person who makes me a nervous wreck, talk about shit.
Whose the lucky lady?
>>
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>>160292645
>mfw greenie says he sucks

too humble senpai
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>>160294239
>being liked by Nessi
>lucky
Anyone who that turbo-autist would like is bound to be either so far out of his league it's laughable or an equally unlikable cunt.
>>
>>160293951
>Stalking people on steam
Stop anytime. Its creepy and unnecessary.
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>>160294827
he's making an attraction out of himself by constantly posting in the crew feed, clicking on his steam profile to see what else this goldmine holds isn't stalking
>>
>>160293951
>I don't know what the fuck to do with my life
>Currently studying: Swedish, Chemistry

well someone's fucking up.
>>
>>160293951
Nothing below the first three lines matters. Nothing.
>>
>>160293951
>Description of my life
yeah stopped reading there
>>
I haven't played in a while, is the Banshee 900r still the fastest car in the game?
>>
>>160295728
It's close, if I remember right. Now the 811 is the gottagofast-mobile.
>>
The Esskey may be my next goal in the game, so I can replace my Hexer.
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Weh.
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>>160295728
No. Read op and click on the vehicle lap time spreadsheet
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>>160296702
>>
funny how the shittiest-looking player vehicles also always have some form of restricted vehicle access
>>
>>160297263
>not having your permissions set to friends+crew masterrace
>>
>>160297348
>insurgent and kuruma faggots always have their shit set to passenger
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>>160297348
>Set it to friends & crew
>/gtag/ drives off in it and gets it blown up
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>>160297858
>kuk
>drives nissan

poetry
>>
>>160297858

>He thinks a girl following you on instagram is "pulling a chick"

I laugh every time
>>
>>160297858
The only thing Null pulls is the metaphorical ego dick of Blater
>>
>>160277713
what is this trash music
>>
new bike is nice, reminds me of pic related only not pink
>SO HYPE FOR GRAND TOUR NIGGUH
>>
>>160297263
>Not having it to passengers only or non at all
>wanting crew member / other plebs to crash it around
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>>160297858
you're missing this color senpai.
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>>160280640
i bet you own more than 2 Supers
>>
>>160282040
don't be an asshole dude, free roam sessions is one thing, but races are something many GTAG crew members like being fun with good sportsmanship
>>
>>160285852
whats her name? i need more of this girl.
>>
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>>160286439
(You)
>>
>>160286306
>shoot randos because they might shoot you

i've never encountered a rando that doesn't shoot on sight
>>
Why isn't there an option to change the color of your livery instead of just being stuck with black or white?
>>
>>160287737
>comfy bank job with no manual labor
>depressing
yeah so sad, it must suck having a sore ass after a long day of paperwork
pussy
>>
>tfw everyone has left meme
If your here sorry Boon
>>
>>160299841
Shut up blater.
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>>160301061
>Caption: A random prostitute from Strawberry buries her face in a dyke's back.
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>>160301187
>>
>>160301061
Are you two on the way to see Snap?
>>
>>160301334
>Not pictured: A user of the spiderweb telephone slab, '4chan', gets hot and bothered after seeing an unfavorable caption of publicly displayed content.
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>>160301550
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>>160233739
sauce on that
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>>160301061
>>160301187
>>160301334
>>160301550
>>160301848
>>
>>160301963
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
>>
>>160301963
Haganai
>>
>>160276710
its a vintage dirt bike just like the enduro, pcj600, manchez. No redeeming traits other than being somwhat different to drive.
>>
>>160302227
>Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

I almost got triggered and thought you were going to say boku no pico
>>
>>160183215

reminder that he posts shit like this all the time, killing people over and over, and insists they "were fighting back"
>>
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>>160303487
Except he actually was.
>>
>>160304730
how did you get rid of the pisswasser logo?
>>
>>160305357
It's still there, it's just too dark to see it.
>>
>>160305357
actually the windshield is broken so its not there.
>>
>>160305131
>space in the license plate
sasuga cheating shitter
>>
Sub san witch killing me for bumping his bike.
>>
>>160305697
I leave and bother a pub and he chases, kills me for minding my own business.
>>
>>160305836
What you get for rejecting his advances :^)
>>
>>160305836
>pub gets out of his car and runs away
this is what bothers me the most, letting the innocents escape. rookie mistake on all fronts
>>
>>160306326
He didn't kill the witnesses.
>>
>>160306395
he's gonna' sing, i just know it
stenographer's gonna' have a field day with this one
>>
>>160303487
>all the time
>twice
wew lad
>>
>>160303487
don't be a faggot, stay loyal to your pack
all pubbies deserve what they get
>>
>>160306882
>stay loyal to your pack
Awooo
>>
>>160305697
>>160305836
Now post the webm of you driving over Subs for half a minute to "greet" him
You damn well know he hates it and yet you still did it
>>
>>160307012
That 1st webm is literally my segment of seeing him in the lobby.

I was hoping we could put the past behind us but clearly still can't get over it.
>>
>>160305697
>>160305836
>I don't want drama ; - ; I hate it awoo
>posts bullshit like this that stopped being a problem 10 seconds after it happened
top kek you attentionwhore
>>
>>160306882
Normal gtag only bothers pubs if they start to stir shit.
>>
>>160307162
>That 1st webm is literally my segment of seeing him in the lobby.
Yeah, segment.
>I was hoping we could put the past behind us but clearly still can't get over it.
You mean just like you? Considering you posted it in the thread instead of simply forgetting it?
>>
>>160305663
What cheating?
You dont need a menu for spaces in plates, just iFruit+Charles and a little ingenuity.
>>
>>160307273
>normal gtag
oh, so what you're saying is you're a pussy
disregard this, it's probably harmful to your experience
>>
>>160305697
Now post the full first part, Annie. One that's not edited
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>>160307492
>It's another giant webm episode
>>
>>160307273
Yeah I wasn't gonna bully the pubbie that bothered literally no one. Did murderbully the dumb cunt that started trying to start shit with him for no reason as seen in the webm.
>>
>>160307468
>Not bullying randos is a pussy move
Fuck you, leather man
>>
>Some of the Benny parts are level locked
Fuckers
>>
>>160307569
Not a reason to crew kill.
>>
>>160307613
they deserve it. the vast majority of pubs are either inhuman (i.e. non-european) or simply too incompetent to justify their place. they've warranted their own fate by joining a session with /gtag/ in it. it's literally us vs them out there. if you don't want to be a part of that, then question why you're here.

besides, it's okay when we do it.
>>
>>160307963
The part where Null chases after me and kills me way more times than I killed them is (very conveniently) omitted from that webm.

Getting even on kills/death is more than reason to crewkill Null specifically, and no one else.

Even comms look the other way when Null gets killed so it's not like they care.
>>
What is the Turbo Start?
>>
>>160308165
Hitting the acceleration at the right time during races to give you a quick boost in speed off the line. I usually have luck hitting it after the 1 disappears but before Go shows up.
>>
>>160308165
spam w at the start of a race
>>
>>160308264
Fuck and I need to do it 25 times to unlock colors.
>>
https://a.uguu.se/kilW01fheJim_GrandTheftAutoV11.15.2016-16.26.57.11.DVR.mp4.webm

4x speed, can make a slower one but the video is raw.

>>160308150
The scores 2 or was it 3 for 2. I even tried to reconcile with you afterwards.
>>
Is the Innovation a good bike?
It looks pretty great.
>>
i want 60fps, Rockstar
>>
>>160308341
> Be a cunt for no reason
> "Reconcile" by insulting

This is why no one likes you.
>>
>>160308506
I don't like either of them desu
Sub is a crybaby
and null is obnoxious
>>
>>
>get in GTAG
>never talk in chat
>never drive with someone
>just riding on the highway around the island, listening to the radio and taking screenshots on sunset.
>>
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>>160308506
Well clearly you ignored that tldr sentence in game cause you were busy having a fight on words with someone else.
How did I insult you? Calling you a sub sanwitch?

:'))
>>
>>160308861
>never talk in chat
Do you have a disability or what?
>>
im starting to dislike Null too
>>
>>160308923
Nah, I just don't type anything if people not specifically talking to me.
>>
>>160308861
I like you anon, I hope we can be friends someday.
>>
Sub and Null should just go to one of those 1v1 DM maps and duke it out there desu, would solve things much better
>>
>>160309021
Still creepy af tbqh
>>
>>160308937
Me too, but I will reconsider my opinion if I will get nudes.
>>
>>160308285
terrible advice, you'll lose the acceleration that you gained from the boost doing this

just press and hold w as soon as the race starts, or at least just tap w a couple of times instead of spamming it
>>
Also that pubbie was trying to get some prostitute love and I was disgusted by it lmao, I at no point put his life in danger.

New bread when?
>>
>>160309646
dude thats not cool, let him get some p*ssy
>>
>>160309794
>>160309794
>>160309794
>>160309794
New Bread
>>
You gotta love how nullphaggot is still trying to get sympathy because someone decided to bite back
>>
>>160309646
>Cockblocking a nigga trying to get his dick wet
What a dick move.
>>
Everyone should just report Null for Avatarfagging
She always uses pictures of her character when she posts
>>
>>160310048
>people haven't been doing this already
>>
>>160305836
>>160305697
>>160309646
what screen recording software do u guys use?
>>
>Start game in Sandy Shores
>Drive to airfield and grab a Frogger
>Some other guy is there and he grabs a Mallard
>I head into the city to my office
>I look away from the screen for a bit
>Hear a plane
>Look back just in time to see the guy in the Mallard fly directly into me
>His plane blows up and I'm credited with a kill against him
>The Frogger is undamaged
>Continue on to my office

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