/ss13g/

Tacos

Second for this game is terrible and the community gets worse every day

Third for No.160000000

>>160000483
>>160000000

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>>160000581
Yes.

Sixth for Brian Bell he begins pumping in and out the xeno's ass.

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>>160000581
I saw.

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>>160000581
It's very nice.

xth for more abusable furry races when

is unban plapatin the new unban 2hotdogs
im okay with this if it is

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>>160001041
t. plapatin

>>160001110
t. 2hotdogs

>>160001171
t. cluster

T A B L E M A N

Dumbest race idea yet.

>weighted is RIGGED for two days
>voting for a map other than vox actually works, we get box
>we forget to not vote box at the end
>metaclub

R I G G E D

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>join server
>check crew manifest
>no sec or med
>assume they're all dead and round is about to end or something
>spectate
>rounds going perfectly fine

I hecked up.

SMT bus when

New chemical for close quarters that isn't creatine when

Persimmons when

>>159973837
>Grab a jetpack and gps
>Go to map edge
>Diddle it until z-4
>zip over to loosely the NE until you hit the derelict then head over
Clown roid's a joke

>>159974829
>>159977557
>>159977630
>Ignoring unauthorized combat gear construction
Robocop is a double edged sword friend. upload Securimov with purge core freeform today.
Just purge asimov the AI when some tard fucks with the laws

>>159977167
>People used to do it
>It got hit with repeated nerfs into the form it's in today
>The only reason it wasn't turned into some calculus problem you had to do every time was because your god emperor coderbus-sama couldn't be fucked to work the system in and just settled for an additional drift layer
How about you shut the fuck up before you make things even worse???

>>159977909
Because you're a stupid newfaggot?
>Mutagen something to map all the defects in minutes or just inject check every block at 802 to map all the defects in less than 10 minutes with 2 consoles then start racking up the powers
>Use arithrazine to keep radiation low so it's not blasting other blocks
It is worth it as any geneticist that survived murderbones or officer trying to stop some powers shitter can tell you.

>>159979756
He's new here. He was asking stupid shit all day and bitching

>>159991578
Can't. You still get lucky occasionally on blood/fibers/pritns though so it's better than nothing. Especially if sec has declared that they are the law and need something to back up a hit.

>>159992690
You don't need that much time to get one and after you rack up your drill you can get 4-5+ a round. And if you got fucking good so you knew how to id digsites you wouldn't be digging in a house and you'd be digging in a war or a temple instead. Things are different when you have 8 revolvers, a ghetto AEG, a ghetto 40 burn "cap's" laser, and a couple laser rifles. Xenoarch isn't the most amazing but 90% of its "problems" come from what's in between the keyboard and chair.

>>159993712
If you're legitimately researching, have a head fax a stamped supply request to centcomm after you've tested all your valves for the best chance. Otherwise, use the comms console to ask or pray/admin help. If there's no admins you're dicked.

>>159993861
That was removed cause you guys didn't stop the butthurt faggots from winning. They only give -1,-,1, 2(?) emagged maraccas now

>>160001520
The most important part of space adventures is maxing your suit sensors, re-tagging your gps, taking a station bounced radio where you frequently update people so they have an interaction to miss later on and STAY IN YOUR FUCKING CORPSE SO WHEN WE GO TO LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE THAT GOT SPACED WE'LL SEE AND CLONE YOU TOO.
t.Justdon'tgetwebbedbyspiderscauseI'mnotteleportingintodieandsecwillonlygoinextended/vampstended

>>160002934
>>160002819
Hi Sarah Johnson! You cure your Aspergers yet?

>>160003069
Who?

I can't into clown
so instead i helped around

>>160003186
get people to chase you, learn slip fu with your pda, send everyone viruses, steal shoes, beg Honkmother for a clowning spell

Hey all, I just started playing ss13 Tuesday and jesus christ I'm hooked. I went from a retarded Assistant to a retarded Assistant who knew how to hack. I even had a very successful round as a QM. It's amazing how a bunch of space retards can generate a narrative game after game.

Anyways. I do have a few questions. Mostly, how do I gain skill moving forward? The wiki is great but I seem to be at a crossroads of adequate understanding of the controls and pitiful knowledge of advanced mechanics, and this crossroad is a fucking sand trap for advancement. I don't wanna fill up a science spot and fuck something up, but I want to learn how to do more stuff on the station. Nobody in any position of importance will use me as an assistant. I'm tempted to just say "fuck it" and jump right into advanced positions after having read the wiki, but I don't want people to be pissed at me.

TLDR: How the fuck do I gain skill/game mechanics knowledge without bumblefucking my way through jobs I have no Idea how to do?

>>160003278
The thread is pretty infamous by now for vilifying anyone who doesn't do their job perfectly; mostly, you can ignore the thread so long as you're not actively hurting other people.
Practice jobs like science or engineering on high-pop rounds. On low-pop, more is being relied upon fewer people, and you might be asked to set up an engine you don't know about or do research you're still learning.
Everyone bumblefucks through everything their first time around.

>>160003278
Learn to set up your own server, and privately host it.
You'll want to spawn in as a Captain, and learn how to set up power on the station, then practice your jobs in question in peace before testing it out on the station.

>>160003302
Okay, gotcha. Thanks for the advice, I'm gunna try a round as scientist then.

>>160003278
If you can follow a guide, play Scientist and to R+D. There's LITERALLY a guide on the wiki on how to do it perfectly and people STILL fuck it up. Be the good spessman you can be.

Engineering is another good one, but mistakes there can turn into miracles, so I say avoid it if you think you're prone to accidents.

Security and Medbay I don't recommend until you consider yourself better at the game. Security because fucking up can mean the antag/assistant/clown can have your gear, and Medbay is populated by autistic assailed who will throw you out if you don't magically know everything perfectly your first time.

Science has no downsides to being absent or retarded, and it's a good step out of working Cargo/Service/Civilian jobs.

>>160003302
>The thread is pretty infamous by now for vilifying anyone who doesn't do their job perfectly
I'm afraid of playing Med because Yred is an admin now and he is the god of Medbay, and will heavily scrutinize me and possibly permaban or jobban me for not being as powergamer as him and getting the *optimal* cryomix, a full fridge of pills, creatine, and a chloral autoinjector in my pocket, all in less than three minutes at roundstart.

>>160003386
Gotcha. So stay away from sec till I know how to fight? or read a situation? My experience with combat so far has been two guys standing next to each other and whichever one is the aggressor just clicks the other guy and boom its over. I've seen some running fights but those look like clusterfucks.

Also does anyone agree that the line between an annoying clown and a hilarious clown is one of the thinnest in the game?

>you will never ERP with SarahJ
why live

>>160003278
As long as you don't willingly fuck things up for people or mess with the Big Red Buttons (bombs, blowing borgs, releasing plasma) you shouldn't worry about being inadequate

Some people might yell at you but don't let it discourage you. I'd recommend jobs but other people have done that already

It's unfortunate people won't take you in as assistant, I used to love doing that and having a good pupil was one of the best things for me

>be paramedic turned CMO
>shuttle gets called
>virologist gets fucked up by his own catbeast arm blade creation
>start fixing him
>almost completely fixed
>the "willing" test subject escaped
>get fucked up by it while trying to Polyacid it
>fall unconscious and into crit
>Virologist and silicon mostly save me with magic heal tube and some surgery
>they drag me to the shuttle to finish the job
>silicon starts operating on me
>the test subject reappears as a fleshy skeleton with an arm blade
>runs in circles fighting with the silicon in the escape lobby
>at some point became a green catbeast again
>re-enters the shuttle
>runs over a fire igniting itself and me
>the beast falls over
>explodes into a skeleton again
>crew chases it off
>never regain consciousness
10/10 round end. Resident evil costumes when?
>tfw you have to fight with Avast because by default it prevents you from shitposting

>>160003278
I learned the ropes by playing assistant and learning skills by assisting people and doing ghetto projects. Granted I only know how to greytide, medical, and xenobio so far but it's a good way to get the basics down without much being expected of you. You can also change the title of the assistant job to be interns for departments instead to help others know you intend to do more than greytide.

>>160003278
Read the wiki.
Ask yourself questions about what the job is and how it works
Reread the wiki to try and answer them
Look more for things that you couldn't find
Examine your headset and ask those questions over common and dept chat occasionally. You'll eventually get someone who will tutor you.

Just be upfront that you're not experienced and often all you gotta do is just open a door so they get get their stuff and get back to whatever. Don't take all the salt from cranky people hard, they've forgotten we were all new once and that the wiki isn't perfect. It's okay to not be perfect as long as you try to learn and get better.

Don't do heads until you can do the jobs in its department/it affects. All jobs for HoP, security, and silicons lawsets and managing them for the RD specifically

Really don't gloss over the wiki though. Looking at you fucking roboticists. Use your damn cyborg analyzer and fix the broken borgs oh my god.

>>160003483
Shame you don't have a SarahJ to erp with. Maybe I can be your SarahJ tonight in dorms bb

>>160003420
Wait do most people here play on the same server?

>>160003420
Not powergaming wasn't and still isn't bannable. You're only in trouble if you're a chemist and the only thing you make is chloral and mindbreaker you then go drug people with. He's been admin for months and that hasn't been a problem despite all the shitbay's wild rides. Find your goddamn spine kid.

>>160003457
Combat in this game is shit.

The thing to remember is that stuns are gg no re. If you're stunned, you're helpless and at the enemy's control. Another thing to remember is that after attacking, there's a delay before you can do almost anything else. Furthermore, I swear that in heated combat, even when the delay is up, attacks only work after a global timer ticks.

TL;DR maximize the time you can attack while minimizing the chance your opponent can attack you.

A good way to practice is setting up a small area in the bar known as a Rage Cage. Challenge people to death battles there. Do it until you can reliably beat people to a pulp.

>>160003536
What's your ckey

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>Slip someone
>They try killing you

Honk, you had what was coming to you.

>>160003278
Stalk a MoMMI or the occasional SME Engineer

>>160003708
This. Stay fed, be careful about gear with slow down or keep a hyperzine coffee cup. Move erratically for easy dodge and if you can actually click your target for melee or lead a ranged targer instead of shooting where they are or spam clicking and you'll do shit like punch an esword syndie or a newb HoS to death. It's a hell of a drug.

>>160003725
Xevonix
Succ my probiscus harder bb

>>160003802
Next time I get antag I so gotta stalk a mommi with a box projector.

>>160003278
Mastering the interface and commands is probably the most important thing to start with. After you've done that, all the jobs become much easier and usually all you need is some hands-on experience to get comfortable with it.
Knowing your hotkeys for throwing things, switching hands, radio inputs, how to loot bodies, climb over tables, dump and transfer storage containers, etc. All of these things can and will help you immensely in ss13.

Haven't been around for a few months 'cause work. Is pomf still alive?

>>160004528
>tfw the rioters begin to table each other into the brig lobby and unsecure the rwindow
>tfw it's not code red and I don't have the cuffs to contain this

>>160004678
Yes. He's still disappointed in mean spacemen though

>>160004709
That's exactly what flashbangs are for.

>>160005284
Only got two bangers and 2 cuffs.

>>160005360
If you have your tools you can wrench a couple chairs and lockerweld the rest.

You have your tools, right?

>>160003826
Nigga I'm At work. Don't bring me into this.

>>160005658
Get to dorms, you're scheduled for getting your probiscus polished by the lusty human maid

>>160003278
Alongside the suggestions, go assistant and actually try and ask for tutoring, doesn't hurt.

>>160006482
>tfw an assistant did that once and we spent the round learning to do viro while the station tore itself apart
Maximum comf

>cheeto community

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT

>>160003542

Yeah, most of the game talk here applies specifically to the /vg/station server/codebase unless otherwise specified.

>>159999578
>be qm
>double agent
>target walks into cargo
>"so its that time, huh"
>proceed to revolver his face in
>other cargo rats me out, bitches
>cap murders me
>become borer
>keep trying to get HoP to murderize his bae
KEEP THE BLOOD GOING. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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>tfw space station 13 turns into Hotline Miami

[04:47:22]ADMIN: HELP: Selenara/(Addyson Houser): Can I arrest the personw ho was an ass to me this round next round? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.

>>160008751
wew

>>160005773
You are gross man

>>160008832
I still have no idea how they could be so new and bad and still have captain unlocked.

I am from the dota 2 general, what kind of game is this?
you guys always have pretty funny green texts

>>160009095
You roleplay as a spaceman aboard a space station doing their assigned job such as cook, bartender, medical doctor, engine technician. It's basically a chatroom but with less dick sucking.

MY CAR

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>>160009135
>tfw no ERP

>>160009393
Go suck butts on flist or whatever's hip

>>160008702
>Cargo tech ratting out there QM
Absolutely subversive.
I find that if you subtly hint your tatorness to your techs they are always cool with it.

>>160009859
cargo is a true family

cargonia stronk

>>160009859
You get new people and immigrants from time to time. People that betray the brotherhood of their dept are the highest scum. If you can't trust your brothers and sisters to take care of each other then what do you have.

>>160009994
Well clearly if you can't trust your brothers and sisters you have violence

>tfw waifuartist will never draw my waifu

>>160009994
Not him but every department I play screws me over sometimes, the only exception being the Sultanate of Cargonia.

Then again, people love to screw me over regardless if I'm an antagonist or not.

>>160010412
Literally just ask, he mostly takes requests.

>>160010412
>wanting shitty art

>>160010442
>>160010656
I don't mean that shitty artist, I mean the based one.

>>160011029
The shitty one?

>>160011080
The one that can't draw well

>>159999578
When will we start banning shitters from head roles for not knowing how silicon laws work?

>>160011416
When
You
Ban
Request
It

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>>160011416
Post infographics in each thread to educate them
Make a ban request
Actually play heads instead of being one of those sideline bitch niggas that talk tough until it's time to do real nigga shit.

>>160011663
I thought about it, but I don't really feel like making a forum account just for this kind of shit.
And my ahelps get ignored, so I guess the answer is never.

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>>160010412
Someone drew me unprompted within the first week I started playing spess.
>being a mildly successful chaplain after learning the basics
>praising Der Fuhrer and trying to drive out the heathens
>guy comes in
>never really spoke to the guy directly before, but had heard his name around
>tfw the guy hands me the drawing he made of me
Hm, I don't think I've heard his name around in the thread recently. Hope he's alright.

>>160011780
>B-Ban them pliss
>Make a ban request so it can get looked into
>b-but I don't really feel like making a forum account just for this kind of shit.
Kill yourself you limp-wristed numale beta faggot. There's plenty of reasons it could have been missed. Get a ban request up so admins can look at it then headmin appeal if you disagree. Pain does a good job staying on top of all ban requests so it will get looked into if you weren't such a cuck.

>>160011780
This is /vg/ in a nutshell
>"wow ban this guy, n-no I won't request it"
>"wow that guy made a ban request, what an autistic metagrudger"
>"FUCKING BAN THEM ALREADY I HAVE MOUNTAINS OF PROOD"

>>160011971
I'm sorry I triggered your autism, but I'd rather continue ahelping it when it happens, then wine in the thread if I get ignored.

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>>160012115
10/10. You're gonna make some pretty sick progress that way!

>>160012323
>implying constantly shitposting carshalah didn't help him become a better player

>>160012804
Yeah, but we also bullied the everloving fuck out of him too. t.doorcrushsempai

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>>160012804
not really you just ran him out of the community like the rest of the newbies then complained our server was dying

>>160012992
But he's still playing senpai

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Thread-ly post of a person about to fight his ling doppleganger.

>>160011894
Yahir drew me in my first week playing Space, it was really sweet and I keep the picture, haven't posted it here in a while though.

>>160012992
I really doubt that the same people that ran him out for being irredeemable retarded trash complained about a lack of more Carsh's

>Syndicate janitor flying around in space with a bomb
>Captain having to act as lonecurity, is pretty shit at it
>QM trying to get the captain demoted for arresting them
>R&D blows itself up trying to open a lockbox
>Robotics blows up because buttbots
>Double e-sword versus laser fight in the salvage shuttle
>Honk mech fucking everyones day up
>The antag was a pacifist vampire
>Dragonbro is screaming

what were antag borers like?

>>160013178
They had no objectives and took control of your body to vomit eggs and be huge assholes
They sucked

>>160013178
They had objectives, and their host had to protect them/do everything they said

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What is your favourite map /ss13g/?

>>160013058
>yahir drew me my first month playing space
>my hard drive died and I lost everything on that computer
>got a new laptop
>spess doesn't play very well on it

how can i boost spess performance

>>160013178
One guy would space himself while yelling on radio ITS BORERS
Everyone would quickly grab the nearest helmet they could find
One person who had one would plasmafloodmurderbone
Some borers would infest people just to immediately kill them

Hopefully it never happens again.

>>160012992
I still play. Depression just hit me like a tonne of bricks so I disppeared for a while, then it hit me again and I started playing more. Now I just kind of sit on the discord and wait to make sure admins are on before I play.

>>160013243
>what did nasa say
ha

>>160013178
>Round is fine
>Station time: 12:17
>"AHHHHH! THERE'S A BORER IN ME, I'M SPACING MYSELF! AI CALL THE SHUTTLE LAW 2!"
>PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT: THE SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED
Then 7 borers in monkey humans and 2 of the original borers have a murderbone-off with the surviving crew and the round ends.

It was total dogshit from a combination of hurr I'm antag, that's a free ticket to murderbone, salty people who were platinum mad from getting murderboned by borers in previous round spamming comms with BORERS! IT'S BORERS! BOREEEEERS!, bad roleplayers in general on both sides making it a shit experience, and the hosts who took having a borer as a free ticket to antag.

>>160013293
Tell me about the Airlocks. Why do they crush the carshalah?

>>160013243
deff

>>160013293
did you start playing december 2015

>>160013178
They had a lot less abilities, but they could assume control over the person's body after a time and just become him.

Borer-host cooperation was encouraged, but it never happened because borers would immediately start controlling the host (virtually ending their round) in fear of getting ratted out and killed, and everyone else would just kill a borer on sight because of that. Same problem wizards have.

>>160013178
>round starts
>borer already in control of host for some reason
>host can't understand a single word
>borer releases control
>"AUUUAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH I HABBE BORER INSIDE THE ROUND IS BORRERS"

>another borer
>good terms with host
>nothing happens, borer only takes control to lay more borers
>both survive/host dies of overdose

>another borer
>host is asshole
>uses borer as excuse to murderbone
>OOC shitstorm afterwards

>another borer
>takes control of people and suicides them
>hop out
>hop in
>suicide another guy
>borers removed

No objectives other than survive and vomit more borers.
Spawned borers on other rounds would appear in very obvious spots and round would end hastily.

Still better than multiborers though

>>160013516
Yes. In the 30th. Plans fell through for going to a new years party with a friend so i played this instead. Ever since ive grown to love a lot of you.>>160013538

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>>160013641
>ywn be loved by carshalah because not playing a static
Why live

>>160013538
The saddest part was that there was zero reason for conflict. If everyone just set aside the rhetoric and gather around the negotiating table there would have been no problem at all. The station could supply unlimited monkey humans. Train the borers that would infest them to work to pay for supplies. Teir whole motivation is reproduction and it's easy as fuck to do but nooooo, I'M AN ANTAG TIME TO MURDERBONE! XDDD Then the cycle of butthurt gotta 'bone to live gotta space yourself/rat to stop the bone wasn't even broken after they were no longer antag. Borers were getting stomped still for months.

>>160013641
i started playing the end of December 2015 as well
i vaguely remember you were learning the ropes at the same time as me
it's going to be our spessbirthday in like 6 weeks

>>160013243
That's it, sending an email to NASA right now asking about which asteroid mining station map is closer to reality

>>160013956
What did NASA say?

>>160013956
What did they say?

>>160005773
Xevonix likes nurses not maids

>>160015797
Xevonix likes men not girls

>>160016039
>implying men can't be nurses

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Pot

p l a n t p e o p l e

>>160016219
GREEN TIDE STATION WIDE

AS LONG AS WE HOLD THE OUTPOST OUR PEOPLE SHALL NEVER CEASE

>>160013956
What did NASA say?

>Non-antag vox murderbones

>>160015797
>>160016039
this isnt thread relevant

>>160016298
CAWWW! YOUR BLOOD REJUVENATES ME CAWWW!
Did you guys really not get the AI to assblast him? At the least if ya'll sit tight he can ZAS slam him until dead

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>Non-antag forceful chaplains

Thanks for the brain damage, faggot

>>160017610
Stun him, space his shit and flush him. Repeat as needed every time he does it again until he goes catatonic.

Keep in mind, it does heal brute and burn so if he has a medhud on he could genuinely be trying to help however unlikely that is.

>>160017610
>doesn't ask before smacking with a bible
Pretty rude, desu.

>>160017610
It's also beneficial in cult/vampire as well. When they sperg out it'll blow their cover and they'll get rooted out.

>>160017610
Can't it release people from thraling? Cmon mate, small alk ammounts for a blessing wont do you any harm.

does anything get you more drunk than straight ethanol

>>160018409
The only thing that makes you more dunk than ethanol is basketball

>>160018409
Yeah, a couple drinks have lower thresholds for the effect

>>160018749
know which ones?

>>160018883
Fine, post some interesting shit while I dig through the file

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>>160018925
my old hard drive died so I lost all my 4chan folders
i'm in a rebuilding faze atm

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>>160018925
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polynesian_navigation

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>>160018925
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia

>>160019048
>>160019164
>>160019280
could you fuck off with your offtopic shit?

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>>160018925
>>160019340
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tours

>>160018883
Here's ethanol for the baseline.

//ALCOHOL WOO
/datum/reagent/ethanol
name = "Ethanol" //Parent class for all alcoholic reagents.
id = "ethanol"
description = "A well-known alcohol with a variety of applications."
reagent_state = LIQUID
nutriment_factor = 0 //So alcohol can fill you up! If they want to.
color = "#404030" //RGB: 64, 64, 48
custom_metabolism = FOOD_METABOLISM
var/dizzy_adj = 3
var/slurr_adj = 3
var/confused_adj = 2
var/slur_start = 65 //Amount absorbed after which mob starts slurring
var/confused_start = 130 //Amount absorbed after which mob starts confusing directions
var/blur_start = 260 //Amount absorbed after which mob starts getting blurred vision
var/pass_out = 450 //Amount absorbed after which mob starts passing out
var/common_data = 1 //Needed to add all ethanol subtype's datas

Basically, feed them absinthe or hooch to make them a wobbly toddler. I didn't save the countup to unit of reagent conversion but basically it's all more than someone would willingly ingest or allow to be fed to them if they were aware. http://pastebin.com/jV5xehvC

>>160019519
thanks bud

Lighting fucking broke for me again.
Are we still using the latest beta version to fix that? Because it did jackshit for me.

>>160019667
Shame you didn't play back in the day.Before HE arrived you were able to poison the shit out of people's livers pretty effectively then bullshit your way out of it. Booze is pretty toddler-proofed now and that's a damn shame.

>>160019815
Stop banevading with your virtual machine you shitter

>>160019969
Oh please, I'm too much of a faggot to do something banworthy.
No, I just did a fresh install of windows.

>>160019969
This. Just appeal. If you had time to cool off you'll be fine. If you blew a probation that's probably not your first clue that you need to stay away from space and clean up your life first.

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nigga

>>160020612
T H I C K E R

>>160020612
Cancer

>>160017610
Valid desu

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>>160020612

>>160020612
what the FUCK is this?

>>160021806
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL

>tfw nobody will ever draw my character

>>160022143
Three easy steps
>Play a "Female"
>Act as obnoxious as possible
>Constantly post about yourself in the thread
Just like all the others, and you're done

>extended

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>>160022143
It's dangerous to go into maint alone

>>160022256
Anyone would kill themselves if they had Addyson as their wife

shitcurity got meme'd on hard this round

do we have a round start blob antag?

>>160022436
yes

>>160022436
Yes. Starts as human and explodes into a blob after five minutes or so (so you can sabotage shit)

fucking natural cucumber beach hotel

whats the best way to transfer regents into someone instantly and subltey? now that force-feed pneumatic canon is nerfed? preferebly something using ghetto chem and makeshift weps.

syringe gun? auto injector? does chloral pie in the face work at all?

>>160022703
Really isn't one anymore that works on anyone paying attention to assholes around them. Once you pull that sticker4noraisins you're gettin' your ass spelunked.

>>160022703
syringe gun filled with chloral is obvious and doesnt work on hardsuits but if you hit they won't even have time to scream

>>160022195
I do play a female character and have been mentioned in the thread three times!!

>>160022703
>instantly
Harm intent chloral syringe
Hypospray
Syringe gun
Smoke grenade

>subtley
Feed injected food or relabeled pills, I don't know.

>>160022703
>Drop comms
>Shove them over
>Feed them 50u of mercury or monkey injector

>>160022838
who are you?

>>160022950
a faggot

Guys im dead in the chapels booth can someone grab my body?

>>160022950
I don't wanna self shill!

Also I've only played for like 3 weeks on this server

>>160023131
Sounds like Emilia

>>160023131
Again proving that primarily faggots use exclamation points

>>160023268
Emilia is a 2 year hippie veteran

>>160023375
I'm not gay... Is futa gay?

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>>160023131
>>160023268
>>160023427
>Be mime
>Every round Emilia chases me around asking for my gloves nicely
>If I refuse she runs away
>10 minutes later shes back with a slip to try to steal my gloves
>Buy her mime gloves from cargo
>She tries to knock me over
>drop the gloves i bought
>she runs away

RUDE AS FUCK

>>160023579
Beat her up, break her groin, then tie her up naked and leave her in a locked locker. Make sure she watches as you space all her worldly possessions. Then go explore space and have a good time while she rages ineffectually

>>160023579
My good, good man.

Ask mining for some good old uranium, ask chemistry for some iron, stun her, droper of radium to iron, cuff, remove headset, weld her into a locker, take her to the toilets above Tools, weld the airlock.

Fuck it, ghetto perma.

>>160024158
whats the uranium and iron do?

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>>160024294
tfw no fission reactor to put enriched uranium into and use with the TEG.

>>160024294
Emp.

Grind uranium, grind iron, droper one into another for a emp. If they have robotic limbs, its even better. Reica has em, if you also want to screw her.

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>>160024447
We have a fusion reactor that feeds a TEG though. It's partially assembled in the NE-most section of eng on I believe it's def.

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>her

>>160024713
I don't want a dirty ass positive temp coefficient reactor. give me glorious pressurized water reactor.

>>160024948
>pipe birsts and shoots water at high enough speeds to decapitate you
>room fills with ocean sprite and makes it high pressure and airless

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>playing on /vg/ when /tg/ exists

>>160024948
>You see Nikita, you have no need for nuke when whole station is build around bomb

>>160025094
>using shitty ass corroding russian pipes
NO

>>160025119
___________________________(you)_____________________________________________________

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>>160024874
>not having a trap waifu like ailsa

>>160025094
>room fills with ocean sprite
>
lol

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>vg doesnt have lavaland still

LOL

>>160025119
>try /tg/
>normal round starts, everyone steals the only two hardsuits in engineering then fuck off without setting up the engine
>CE steals the chem dispenser and starts dissasembling chemistry
>people are building spears and attacking each other in the hall for no reason
>game runs like shit on a slide coated in molasses

I never appreciated how smoothly /vg/ runs until I played /tg/, and the people that play there are worse by far than anyone on our server.

>>160025462
Things that never happened the post.

>>160025462
I can support the CE. Chemistry is overpowered, and certain chemicals can be quickly made and fuck you up big time, killing you in less than a minute. Syringes do not have a chance of being stopped if they land on you.

>vg still uses trekchem

Jesus why

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i have a basic outline of what i intend to do with scootaloos

i have a few questions though:
>Can they be knocked over?
>If so, do they drop all their items, their actively held item, or a random item?
>If not, do they simply get stunned and have a chance to drop items?
>Should disarming remove the active item or a random item?
>Should shields be reworked to give scootaloos benefits from carrying multiple items with the block property, but with diminishing returns? (4 shields is not as powerful as 4 shields, itd be more like 2.75 or whatever formula i pull out my ass)
>Should scootaloos have an abnormally high regenerative ability compared to humans to compensate for their inability to wear armor?
>Do they have any allergic reactions?(like greys and demislimes with water)
>Should they be extra vulnerable to radiation, so that they don't put engineers out of a job?
>Should they be very resistant to cold and low pressure, but very vulnerable to the opposite, making them the worst firefighters in Nanotrasen?
(I am under the assumption that they have no way to travel into space as they cannot wear EVA)

>>160026030
Get out of here lardo

>>160025745
>goonchem
>good

>>160026127

>Trekchem

>aka fill the patient with tricord and kick the person out

Woah so deep...

>>160026221
>goonchem
>15 steps to make 60u of basic brute/burn/tox/anything usefull

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>>160026074
so you gonna code ya own scootaloos then?

>>160025745
Cause goonchem and goofchem are shit? Stay in your containment server you faggot.

>tfw my securityfu no longer plays

>>160026468
I already did. that's why you can play them.

>>160026221
>Slap your patch(health potion) on kiddo

>>160026425
Not true but ok if you want to strawman

>>160026531
Nice cherrypicking

>>160026634
Patches are the same as pills sorry!

>>160026531
VG is the containment server though. We are basically hippie station you fucking idiot

>>160025119
>>160025441
>>160025745
>when a TG shill starts posting in your thread

>>160026221
>Dex+ defibs, chem assisted critical blood loss replenishment, rezadone for xenobio's that got clone damaged legs and can't stand, peridax to mend internal organ damage like internal bleeding and popped lungs
Wow, it's almost like if someone comes in with trivial injuries you just give him an effective wide-spectrum and easy to mass produce pill and kick him out so you can tend to people who don't ignore firelocks, hack doors, and lick light sockets. But hey, you want more busywork to make you feel superior so uh... good on you?

>>160026869
Here's another (you). Don't let it non-antag murder you cause he's an untouchable metabuddy on the way out.

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>Head over to robotics to be a MoMMI
>Fart on a bible
>Don't die, other guy does it and fucking dies
>Pray for penance
>Book god and Ian god begin their mighty battle
>I am catbeasted, traitored, and made into the book's will
>chase ian. find a birb later with his corpse, and get his meat after sneaking around with chamelion
>Right as I'm wondering what to do with this flash and c4, get bombed
ALL I DO I DO FOR YOU

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>>160026634
then why was i told they were unfinished

see yall gotta quit wastin my time

Is metafriending bannable?

>>160026030
>i think they should
>no comment
>no comment
>no comment
>maybe
>maybe not abnormally, but it should be there
>something would be cool
>sounds good
>i like it

one suggestion i have is giving them their own language, based around flailing their arms around, and maybe allowing them to speak it at all times unless stunned/cuffed. not sure how that'd be to code though

>>160027208
yes

>>160027039
>>160027054
>giving me all these (you)'s

Haha gotcha faggots now im off to cash these sick (you)'s

>>160027208
why would you ever make friends?

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>be me
>chaplain
>get null rod and book stolen by a person
>the items get spaced
>RNGJesus repeatedly helped the guy with quick 5-second pushes and disarms
>promptly bleed out and die
>become Holy Salem, Guardian and Taxi of the Holy Bible
>Try to get the book to AI core for a major beatdown
>Promptly get killed by turrets
>Get informed about sacrifices that will resurrect me
>Traitor bombs the bridge with max-cap
.
.
.
>Have the Knock spell

>>160027208
only if it gets in the way really often.

>>160027198
Finish clock cult

>>160027208
No. giving preferential treatment would never be bannable. What would ever give you that idea? The rules? Ha!

>>160026221
That's the joke, though.
It heals all damage types, but slowly and ineffectively while giving constant headache for the rest of the round, and is pretty much shitter bait.
And you fell for it.

>when you have a second account on the server ghosting for you and the admins don't even notice

>>160025745
oh boy lemme whip up some thuper thpughetti patches and instacure every man woman and mutant who walks in the front door
HOOOOOOOOOOOO WEE IT'S JUST LIKE THE GOON STATION WHOOOOAAAAAAH NELLY

>>160027463
thanks, now I know my target is a shitler.

>>160027463
Jokes on you. I have a second account with a ghost watching ghosts watching me.

>>160027501
>>160027429
Two more (you)'s to my collection

>>160026127
Good chem is great and theres more fun chemicals to make.

>>160027258
>>160027319
>>160027378
>>160027392
>>160027392
Then how do people like Emilia and Sawbones not get banned?

>>160028118
metabuddies.

sawbones is an admin

>>160028118
because sawbones is my friend too

>>160003350
Underrated.

how does opening safes work again? on a real padlock you turn to the right, then left untill you pass the first number, then right again untill the 3rd number right? does that mean you start by going left in game?

MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE!

>wow, wizard is such an am amazing and fun game mode!
Said by: No one ever.
Remove when?

wow, wizard is such an am amazing and fun game mode!

wow, wizard is such an am amazing and fun game mode!

>>160028964
>>160028992
RIGGED
CONSPIRACY
BAN CELT BAN CLUSTERFACK
IT'S ALL A LIE

>>160028964
i had fun

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>>160028964
yea naw youre just a cunt

>>160028964
Can't wait until wizards get the borer treatment

wow, wizard is such an am amazing and fun game mode!

>vg doesnt have click drag to empty items

Lmao

>>160003457
>So stay away from sec till I know how to fight?
Security is babby's first combat. It helps learn, but it's not super helpful because most of being robust is being prepared.
Officers don't have everything and the kitchen sink, but they do have a lot of gimp to leverage.

>order to learn things (by importance):
• Tidal Powers
• Drugs'n'shieet
• Engine setup (any 2)
• Combat
• Surgery
• Pipe Autism
• Engine setup (all)
• Space Adventure

Anything unlisted can be learned completely in just a few minutes.

>>160029243
yes we do, but you can only empty them onto tables

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>>160029243
>vg
>not /vg/
Here's your (you) TEEGEEcuck

>>160029540
>>160029439
MORE YOU'S ARE VG KEKS THIS EASY TO BAIT!?!

>>160028198
>>160028226
So rules only apply to some people?

>>160029808
Yup it's a shit server but hey at least the metafriend infestation sticks on /vg/

What the fuck does everyone play in this server?
Sec, medbay and science are always understaffed

>>160003457
>So stay away from sec till I know how to fight?
Security is babby's first combat. It helps learn, but it's not super helpful because most of being robust is being prepared.
Officers don't have everything and the kitchen sink, but they do have a lot of gimp to leverage.

>order to learn things (by importance):
• Tidal Powers
• Drugs'n'shieet
• Engine setup (any 2)
• Combat
• Surgery
• Pipe Autism
• Engine setup (all)
• Space Adventure

Anything unlisted can be learned completely in just a few minutes.

Im a traitor scientist now. What should I do?

>>160031334
Blow it all up

>>160026030
>Can they be knocked over?
Yes, but it's slightly harder to do so.
>If so, do they drop all their items, their actively held item, or a random item?
Everything except their actively held item.
>Should disarming remove the active item or a random item?
Random item.
>Should shields be reworked to give scootaloos benefits from carrying multiple items with the block property, but with diminishing returns? (4 shields is not as powerful as 4 shields, itd be more like 2.75 or whatever formula i pull out my ass)
No.
>Should scootaloos have an abnormally high regenerative ability compared to humans to compensate for their inability to wear armor?
No.
>Do they have any allergic reactions?(like greys and demislimes with water)
Any N2O should be enough to cause laughter.
>Should they be extra vulnerable to radiation, so that they don't put engineers out of a job?
No, plus MoMMIs already do that.
>Should they be very resistant to cold and low pressure, but very vulnerable to the opposite, making them the worst firefighters in Nanotrasen?
No.

And make them hold internals / air tanks to use them.

>>160031334
Make a plasma cutter and chop down walls. If anyone asks, you say its for tour project tou are building. Blama comes next.

>>160023579
Pretty sure that last instance was Fio, senpai

>>160031604
>>Should they be very resistant to cold and low pressure, but very vulnerable to the opposite, making them the worst firefighters in Nanotrasen?
>No.
Misread this one. Make the immune to any pressure damage, but give no temperature protection.

>>160031764
WYSI

>>160031334
i'm a malf ling how do I detonate nuke i jaunted into captain office

>>160028118
When you ahelp and document then ban request the contradictions. There's a lot of players and as an observer it's a lot harder to catch cause you're not playing high school drama: life of an unpopular loser edition.

>>160028407
I think you go right

>>160028964
>Once recruited artificers from the crew and we built a cult station outside of escape and everyone had a good time until a late-join validhunter ran in and jihaded out ministation of peace unprovoked
Wiz is bretty gud. Plus, they kind of are the antagonists. That's their job.

>>160028407
It's got 2 dials with 72 positions each.
If you have a stethoscope and a dial the the correct position, it'll make a special noise.
If you have both dials in the correct positions, you can open it.

>>160029808
Yes. Anyone connected with an admin will get more leeway with server rules than others.

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>>160026030

>Can they be knocked over?

Yes but it should be harder to knock them over walking over a down scootaloo should trip you like water or banana peel.

>If so, do they drop all their items, their actively held item, or a random item?

Everything except their actively held item.

>If not, do they simply get stunned and have a chance to drop items?

Random items.

>Should shields be reworked to give scootaloos benefits from carrying multiple items with the block property, but with diminishing returns? (4 shields is not as powerful as 4 shields, itd be more like 2.75 or whatever formula i pull out my ass)

Shields are dumb with how they work force you to shoot people if they have two shields or pray for lucky hit.

>Should scootaloos have an abnormally high regenerative ability compared to humans to compensate for their inability to wear armor?

Just make it 1.5 faster or some thing?

>Do they have any allergic reactions?(like greys and demislimes with water)

They get burn chems faster or OD faster on stuff

>Should they be extra vulnerable to radiation, so that they don't put engineers out of a job?

We have engi borgs and mommis for this.

>Should they be very resistant to cold and low pressure, but very vulnerable to the opposite, making them the worst firefighters in Nanotrasen?

None of the races are good at fighting fires the massive pressure kills them as the ZAS slams them into walls and windows.

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>>160001412
Wanted this up last night but 4chan wouldn't let me

>>160031983
Ban requesting well known players gets you rule 0'd

>>160032445
>>160029867
How do we stop metafrienders?

>>160032773
You don't. VG contains the bad players. Same goes for hippie while the other serves grow. Sorry kid

>>160033620
So basically I use /vg/ to learn how to play without any worries or shame in regards to shitting up the community and then migrate once I feel like I can be a decent player, coming back only when I'm in the mood the space station equivalent of shitposting?

>>160033764
Pretty much. You have a lot better choices in server quality.

>>160033764
Don't bite the bait

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>>160031334
Plasma cutter or thermite everything
Abduct, strip, and send people to the dj sat without hardsuits
Give the silicons fun laws that can't be twisted to murderbone. Remember security isn't always your enemy
Fug with comms
Build a uranium escape shuttle/bar
Mech punch autism
Cockroach the kitchen
Spread arachnogenesis while recall spamming
Teleport up to 30 spiders/rabid slimes onto sec/known validhunters looking for a fight
Drag a locker of hongre slimes and wait for an idiot to be an idiot
Shock a crate and wait for free griff
Vine apocalypse
Spam the station with streams of spear and buckler golem squads
Gift the captain a lusty xenomorph queen and her 13 xenos handmaidens
Recall shuttle spam until your hands rot off inexplicably The most antagonistic thing you can do
Turn people into other people and space their stuff so they can't prove it
Take hostages
Implant light explosives in people
C4 5-7 guys with 20 minute c4
Steal everyone's id's and all the spare id's
Mommi the entire crew
Bully a mommi's bagina, emag him then tell him he's free to do what ever he wants long as he doesn't singuloose, bomb plasma flood, or kill you.
Swarm the station with about 30 rogue ED-209's
Frame people to get them fucked up
Convince retarded sec/silicons that there is no less than wizards, traitors, revs, cultists, changelings, malf, vampires, and nuke ops at the station. Needs prep time and luck though.
Hand out powers
Gather greytiders and start a mutiny. The more RP believable the better.
Shove people into a disposals loop
Break APC's
Destroy machines
Cut the powernet
Fug the air
Rig doors and laugh as people kill the AI for it
Emag everything while eng is contemplating suicide from impotent rage
Facilitate obscene arms proliferation leading to massive sec-greytide-asimovicons casualties
Hand out like 11 phazons, 3 honks, and a couple durands and watch the power turn people into assholes
Rig the mechs and wreck them when they don't expect it

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>>160031334
Put totallynotmetagaminghonest mechpliss! mechpliss! mechpliss! posibrains into mechs and watch them be an asshole because they're terrible people
Banana peel everything
Death nettle/novaflower + blue tomato meme
H.O.N.K.
Lube hijinks incl lube strip into space
Date rape and amputate people into enraged stumps
Run people over with mules or explosive mules
Get the chef/janitor/sec/botany lynched for special sauce/janimines/exploding cuffs/spiritbreaker
Blast cannon memes
Napalm ZAS memes
Blow off grabby sticky fingered greytiders with low-yield explosive traps
Cuck and wreck borgs and sec with EMP's and a rapid syringe gun or other alternative
EMP roboparts shitters.
Creatine regimen with two riot shields, an ablative vest/cap armor, a synaptazine regimen, painkillers, and a bottle of meds
Spam irradiate on the juke to get a high score
Cheese outbomb pete and meme with maracas
Use the power of best dept to meme as the strongest man alive

Drop corpses off at medbay and don't kill gud goys that stay in medbay for maximum prolonged !FUN! for all

And most importantly, don't fuck with your dept bros unless they break the brotherhood first and try to fuck you. Dept is family and family has to help family. We're all we have in a madhouse of antagonists, buttblasted metagrudging shitcurity, and constant waves of people looting and breaking our shit like retarded chimps.

>>160032773
Infiltrate the Admin team.
Mark down metaclubbers and pro metaclub-admins.
Get headmin.
Falsify some evidence and ban them all.
Watch the thread turn around and suddenly hate all those banned.

>>160029917
Sec's a chore of everyone shitting on you and medbay is pure insanity of no personal space, having to do 4 jobs yourself, and getting meme'd on. They play mostly civ/cargo jobs and steal access and supplies to be (not)captains cause captains are the ebil boogeymins. It's the same with rnd but mechanics is the counterpart.

>>160032773
>Implying

>>160034050
All in all patrician taste, but
>Turn people into other people and space their stuff so they can't prove it
Genetics is technically part of medbay

>>160032516
>my first OC

thanks, that looks really cool. Im only bringing him out when there is shit security that needs to be tortured IC. I dont want to wear out the gimmick.

>>160034451
Circuit imprinter does whatever the fuck it wants

>>160003457
Nah, sec's basically the non-shitter way to learn. It's important to have a working knowledge of other jobs to know what's actually appropriate and should get a break from explicit space law. Review and test yourself on space law a lot and remember to lead your target. Click where they'll be not where they are. You'll get meme'd on enough that you'll start to recognize when you're about to get got and right around the same time you'll start playing traitor/double agent and you'll begin to recognize when an antagonist is doing the same is that him? Gotta grab my chloral pause and sidle up then you'll tase and throw them in gay baby jail.

Running fights are actually the most important thing to be good at. Skilled players use stimulants and painkillers and many advanced antagonists have similar tools at their disposal. being able to hit your target is the most vital part of the game. Especially with the rate of baddies that think stun and done is it.

After the third strike just adminhelp the situation to get the go-ahead to permabrig the guy so he's no longer able to be a pest. They lost their rights when they decided to antagonize as a non-antagonist.


MOST IMPORTANT RULES OF SECURITY

THE ADMINS ONLY BWOINKED YOU TO GET YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY. YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE. DON'T SPERG OUT AND JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. IF YOU FOLLOWED EVIDENCE BACKED SPACE LAW YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG AND HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT TO AN APPEAL.

RIGHT CLICK YOUR JUMPSUIT, SET SUIT SENSORS, TRACKING BEACON. GRAB YOUR RED SEC GPS. USE IT, CLICK RETAG, PUT THE FIRST 3 LETTERS OF YOUR NAME AND THE FIRST OF YOUR LAST SO WE KNOW YOU'RE THE GUY WHO DIED. ALWAYS! -ALWAYS- ~~~ALWAYS~~~ GO ANYWHERE WITH YOUR BATTLE BUDDY. 95% OF ANTAGS ARE BITCH NIGGAS WHO SHIT THEMSELVES AT THE SIGN OF 2 REDSHIRTS AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T THEY CAN'T HANDLE TAKING TWO ON AT ONCE EVEN WITH MEMES. BATTLE BUDDIES WHO STICK TOGETHER EVACUATE TOGETHER.

>>160034515
>slow antag playing the long game
Grab a bomb before the shuttle arrives.

>>160034660
GRAB EARMUFFS AND BOX THEM. HONKS DON'T WAIT FOR YOU
TOP OFF YOUR INTERNALS AND HAVE THEM READY
GET WELDING GOGGLES FROM RND WHEN YOU GET A TRAUMA AND BURN KIT
LEARN TO USE YOUR FLASHBANGS AND KEEP A SPARE. IT'S 100% YOUR STRONGEST WEAPON
SWAP TO NON-HELP INTENT WHEN PULLING A PERP SO YOU DON'T GET DISPLACED WHEN BUMPED IN THE HALL
IF IT LOOKS LIKE THE NONANTAG GRIEFER IS TRYING TO DRAG THE CRIMINAL AWAY, HE IS. TASE HIM. THE MORE BUTTHURT THEY ARE THE MORE YOU KNOW THEY DESERVED IT AND THE SOONER THEY'LL BE THROWN IN SOLITARY AND GO CATATONIC WHEN THEY KEEP IT UP
BOLA YOUR PERP AFTER YOU CUFF HIM IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THEM BEIGN ABLE TO RUN AWAY BY ANY MEANS
GRAB A STATION BOUNCED RADIO FOR WHEN COMMS DIE
ORDER AN ELECTRICAL MAINT FOR GLOVES, PIZZA, AND MEDICAL CRATE FROM CARGO. RELOAD A MEDKIT WITH ONE OF EACH FOR FIELD TREATMENT
EMPTY AN EVIDENCE BOX FROM THE SEC VENDS AND BOX TOOLS FOR HACKING. YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH DEFAULT ACCESS
EAT VENDOR FOOD ONLY OFTEN. A COUPLE BITES PAST UNWILLINGLY SO YOU DON'T GET EVEN MORE SLOWDOWN. DRINK A COFFEE CUP AND RELOAD IT WITH HYPERZINE IF YOU GET TOO MUCH SLOWDOWN GEAR. DRINK MORE THAN 15U WHILE IT'S IN EFFECT POISONS YOU.
GET LETHAL WEAPONS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. TROUBLE -WILL- COME AND IT WONT WAIT 10 MINUTES FOR YOU TO GET THEM
-SHOTGUN WITH LETHAL SHELLS GOES ON THE VEST. ALWAYS. YOU WILL NEED IT AND YOU WILL THANK ME.
CONSIDER OTHER ARMOR. THE VEST IS MIDDLING. RIOT FOR MELEE/HOS SPARE JACKET AND HEADGEAR, OR CAPS SPARE ARMOR ARE MORE DURABLE DUALS, BULLETPROOFS WILL SAVE YOU AGAINST ANTI-META PLAYERS, ABLATIVES HELP YOU AGAINST SECBORGS AND ENERGY SHITTERS
AN OFFICER WITHOUT MAGBOOTS IS A DEAD OFFICER

>>160034776
Just meme for an id. The retards will be camping the bridge and caps screaming ahhh! how's he doing it!!!


>>160034790
IF THE BORGS AND AI ARE STILL ON ASIMOV, DO NOT HARM. EVER. FOR ANY REASON. THEY WILL FIND OUT AND THEY ARE A PLAYER'S LUST FOR VALIDS AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO LEGITIMATELY LOCK YOU DOWN SO TIGHT YOU KILL YOURSELF.
KNOW HOW TO ION RIFLE/FLASH A BORG, OPEN IT, REMOVE ITS CELL, RE-FLASH, THEN SCREW AND CUT ITS LOCKDOWN WIRE.
IF YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM BLOOD LOSS FROM A LUNG OR WOUNDS AND CAN'T BE FUCKED TO DEAL, KEEP MUNCHING DEXALIN AND EATING NUTRIMENT RICH FOODS TO DEAL WITH THE OXYLOSS AND REPLENISH LITTLE BLOOD. GET IRON AND/OR A BLOOD PACK AND DRAG THE IV WHEN YOU PASS BY MEDBAY. OPEN O2 LOCKERS YOU PASS FOR A LEFTOVER O2 MEDKIT
TAKE A SHOT OF YOUR INNAPROV WHEN YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM PAIN TO STAVE OFF SLOWDOWN AND BLACKOUT
IF IT'S A VAMPIRE OR A CHANGELING AFTER YOU FINISH FLASHBANG SHOTGUNNING IT DRAW YOUR BOOT KNIFE AND CUT THE HEAD OFF. THEY CAN REVIVE OTHERWISE IN 60 SECONDS
IF IT'S AN ANTAG, ONLY ALLOW IT TO BE TURNED INTO A MOMMI, BAKE IT AND EAT IT, OR DECONSTRUCT THE MMI AND BRAIN IN THE RND ANALYZER. THEY WILL TOE THE LINE TO KEEP ANTAGONIZING AND GENERALL BE SHITTERS 9/10.

READ THE VIROLOGY ARTICLE AND CHEMISTRY ARTICLE TO RECOGNIZE WHEN YOU EXHIBIT AN ABNORMAL SYMPTOM WITHOUT CAUSE. AIDS/APPENDICITIS IS A PROBLEM. IF YOU GOT AIDS YOU CAN PROLONG YOUR TREATMENT WITH PERIODIC SPACEACILLIN INJECTIONS FROM THE MEDVEND. MORE THAN 30U IN YOUR SYSTEM POISONS YOU.

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how do you use a stethascope to open safes? is it left to first # > right past first # to 2nd # > left again to 3rd #? or is it right left right? do you need to go past the first number like most padlocks?

>>160035653
Left to right
Which safe you after?

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>>160035881
all of them! so left, right, left. got it. you dont need to go past the first number then?

>>160036035
Nope.
They've nerfed all the loots into the ground cause the coders were envious of people who actually could open safes so it's only for trolling nuke ops these days

whats the most useful chems for an officer? should i get some hyperzine/synap? or some tricord as well?

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Dragan,
Do more fucking radio shows. You're great.

What's the best shuttle song and why is it if you wanna be happy

>>160036194
>They've nerfed all the loots into the ground
As of 6 days ago, the asteroid safes have wizard crap in them.

>>160036754
cult victory song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxvVF7Fl-c

>>160031334
Use telesciennce to grab the coordinates of engineering, brig, security, bridge and atmos.

Make numerous bombs and teleport them to the closest acceptable areas.

>>160036314
Hyperzine magtboots if you don't mind people getting angery for a powergaming cop.

>>160036314
>whats the most useful chems for an officer?
Everyone benefits from every beneficial reagent.
>should i get some hyperzine/synap?
1u of synaptizine deals ~60 tox, but yes.
>or some tricord as well?
top kek

>tfw you turn unrobust and paranoid do to some fun antag gimmick so you turn all antags except for aliens off
I even enjoy my stable medbay life, helping people and pissing off shitcurity

>vamp
>wait all round
>no succ
>every time im gonna do it someone needs something
>finally do it
>everythings going golden
>guy wakes up from chloral
>calls out that theres a vamp
>"ha he didnt notice his headse-"
>he had a station bound radio


at least i had fun doing borer ghetto chem

>>160036314
Throw this into a box or first aid kit
Health analyzer
Trauma kit
Coffee cup of hyperzine
Stim+painkiller cocktail pill for when you gotta throw down
Bottle of replacement brute, tox, burn, oxyloss, iron, tricord, synaptazine management pills
Keloderma-tramadol pill for lasers
Bicard-nutriment-tramadol pill for ballsitics

You can ask for the chemwiz pda cart from the cmo, or use a syringe and advanced mass spectromet
More of a chem will be in your system for longer which is good if you're not mid-getting shot but multi-chem pills with cap or HoS armor make your scarily durable as well as clearing up shots you took while you're in cover. There's no real wrong answer. Get good practice at drag clicking containers onto yourself so you can dig through your inventory quickly to get at first aid kit pill bottle pills when you're in cover instead of wasting your mroe accessible first aid kit pills.

>>160036960
>Send signal, everyone dies
>Here comes dat shuttle!
>Okay everyone, time to setup power, stock fridge, setup cloner cryo and gather gear all over again! XDDD

>>160036984
Fuck them. They're mad cause they're greytiding shitbags or chickenshit antags. It's sec's job to ride this bitch to the ground

>>160037279
>you turn
you are too*

>>160037343
>You can ask for the chemwiz pda cart from the cmo, or use a syringe and advanced mass spectrometer to see how much of a reagent is in you. If you overdose stay on antitox until you can charcoal it out using charcoal from the med vendors then antitox to stabilize your liver. Get scanned to make sure you don't need surgery.*

>>160037487
>or use a syringe and advanced mass spectrometer
Just use the spectro on yourself, same effect.

>>160037612
Nice

>join discord
>a month later I'm a cock hungry slut erping thrice a day

>>160037895
ckey?

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>>160037895
good riddance

>>160026030
Personal thoughts:
>yes, but more resistance to zas so they don't drop everything every time someone opens a door.
>all items on the floor when pushed/stunned
>disarming should remove active item
>eh don't bother reworking shields unless it turns out to be a balance issue later on down the line
>no point in giving them regen, diona already has that as their gimmick.
>regular vulnerability to radiation is fine seeing as they can never wear radsuits or hardsuits, engineers will still have a job until a mommi turns up
>give them hypothermia resistance so they aren't constantly shivering but otherwise normal damage from everything.

>>160038125
Clusterfack

>>160000871
ban avatar fag please

>>160038125
I can't tell you but it begins with S

>>160036314
Latte, Anti-tox and dex+ in a pill. Deathsting sucks so much

>>160038125
kavlax

>>160038438
Strawberrytan?

I gassed a vox
ask me anything

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>>160038734
Yes, I love erp.

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>>160038917
Did you get bwoinked for it?

>>160037343
>implying chemistry will even bother to make half of these

>>160039018
no, he was a shitter so it was justifiable escalation

>>160013058
Does Yahir just go around finding new players and drawing them?

HRPsecurity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtLghcfqDF0

>>160040127
He draws people he thinks are interesting, or so he says.

>>160040127
>>160040492
>tfw he said no when I asked if he'd draw my character.

>>160038185
>mass of tentacles
>shivering
>bad
How

>>160040732
I guess you're just too dull, anon.

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>>160027392
How about, no fuck that.

So I'm thinking of trying out this game after a corpmate from EVE recommended me, I'm reading the Starter Guide and it seems pretty comprehensive. My questions is what kind of RP is this? Is it sort of laid back how you might find in a D&D game? And are noob mistakes tolerated, this isn't one strike and your banned kind of thing, right? I just want to learn how to do things slowly first.

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>>160040492
>tfw senpai really did notice me and it wasn't just a fluke
I guess I had to be doing something right while preaching a message of a unified station through the teachings of Hitler