/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for DedGame™

Now that Blater and Annie are officially dating, whose next?

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>>159994876

https://a.uguu.se/dboaTEBE5agr_twelve.webm

>>159994876
Me & (You)

>>159995249
He's mine anon

>>159994876
Fan fiction is strong in this crew I suppose.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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NEEEEERD

Can I buy 2 club houses or does it auto-sell the other one?

>Message pops up about a friend request
>Nothing there at all, not even a email that usually comes with it
I must be going insane

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>tfw wanna join a crew and play with /gtag/ bros but it seems like everyone is an attention whore drama faggot

>>159997813
they are avoid them.

>>159997813
thats only the pc nerds

>>159997813
thats only the console cucks

>crew request still hasn't been accepted
o-ok then

Updated the KOS On Sight List:
>French players
>Brazilian players
>Russian players
>American players
>Chinese players
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>4chan-crew players
>Squeakers (not me tho)
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing anything I don't like
>Anyone resembling (You)
>Anyone wearing a hat, I don't like hats
>Anyone driving a green and purple car
>Anyone driving a red painted vehicle, I don't like red
>Anyone driving a: Futo, Zentorno, Roosevelt, Shotaro, X80, RE-7B, Kuruma, Insurgent, Turreted Limo (DON'T DRIVE WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!11!!ONEONE!!!ONE1)
>Anyone operating a Hydra (Approach with caution once landed)
>Anyone operating a Lazer (see: Anyone operating a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (JUST STOP OPERATING AIR VEHICLES, REEEE I CAN'T KILL THOSE YET!!!111!!!!one!!1)
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins (I DON'T LIKE THOSE EITHER)
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt, because I'm a retard and actually what I use and like of course cannot be on the KOS On Sight list)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any friend or member with a white blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any player heading toward you head on
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>Any group of players (pro-tip: Use Hydra's canon to take out groups more easily, but then you have to KOS yourself)
>All players with names I don't like
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone without any X's in their name
>Anyone performing the time-trial glitch (good luck killing passive mode players, kiddo)
>Anyone not performing the time-trial glitch
>-Nessi
>Players not citing the KOS On Sight list in-game

>>159998084
repost your name/platform you dolt

>>160000000

>>160000000

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>>159999335

>>159997543
canee own two goy

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so why is this fucker killing so many gtag crew members.

>>159999793
He got a license to kill from Blater

Y evertiem I try to join crew members I get some kind of session error?

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>>159999235
wat da fug
>160000000
did they delet it

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>>160000319
jesus i'm a retard
>>160000000

Looking to join pc_gtag
Velderin

>>160001447
yeah but what valuable skills do you bring to the table?

>>160001447
Gotcha
>>160001630
lolfag

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>>160001753
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO

As someone who hasn't touched GTAO in a while what is the general consensus on the BF Raptor? Tempted to get it but its kinda pricey for a poorfag like myself

>>160002585
It's shit

>>160002585
get what you like, who cares what others think

i love my Warrener

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who's black dildo was that in the last thread

>>160003732
Whoever's it was, they're small time, that thing was like two fingers thick.

>>160003732
>>160004129
Mine, its just a appetizer to the main course that is so big I bleed a little bit every time I do it but it feels sooooo good

>>159997813
The people who actually play aren't usually attention whores. Just join crew members and hope for the best, and try to avoid the thread.

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>>159997881
>>159998013

>>159995249
>>159995431
>>159997219
>>159998441
>>159994876
>>159999793
>>159999843
Drama stirrers should kts

>>160000312
Often there will be a lot of crew members in one crowded session, which increases the chance that you'll have a connection issue with one of the other players.

>>160001704
>>160001753
>>160002182
why do you all dress like 12 year olds?

>Crew rank 510
>Main character rank 190
I AM UNCLEAN

>>160004929
Just leave the crew and get back, it'll reset.

why hasn't Rockstar let us have more rank names after 100?
i want to go BEYOND an Apex Cuck

>>160005095
do not kill MGS named players

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>>160005152
>don't kill godmode skids who drive around in an insurgent and only use the homing launcher to fight
Ok

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What is the meta boys?

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>default pistol can kill any NPC with one headshot
why haven't you thanked Rockstar for being this based?

>>160005657
>watermelon bike
why do you faggots have the worst taste in colors

>>160005753
>watermelon
It's a razer bike you pleb. I bet you use a non-gaming mouse

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>a crew member gets in your car
>just kinda drive around aimlessly because you dont wanna tell him to get out
what do you do in these situations?

>>160005504
What meta?

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>>160005885
Ask them: "where to senpai?"
If they don't respond just drive near to more GTAG friendos or somewhere where bullying is habbening to join in on the fun

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>>160005901
THE meta

>>160005885

I'm a shitter that's in a crew which only has my friends, so I don't know that feel. If one of them gets in my car with me then they either asked me to drive them somewhere while they take a piss or they're going where I'm going, or possibly just too drunk for real to drive in GTA.

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>>160006095
christ

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PC gtag grouparana joinarino pleasarino
Bahnstormar

>>160006095
>DMR
>First Person ADAD spamming
>BP Helmet
>Minigun
>Homing Launcher
>Macros
>Hydra
>Buzzard
there you go

i miss bassykins

>>160006501
say that in non-retard please

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>>160008000
>60008000

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>>160008000
Dear sexAnon,

it would make my willy hard if I were to be accepted into the pc gtag crew

this is the name I associate with: Bahnstormar

Me on the left

Thank you for reading

>>160008469
Please don't accept this autismo.

>>160008592
:(

>>160008469
>epic memer
You'll fit right in, but unfortunately you somehow made it to the blacklist. Sorry, pal.

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>>160008798
>>160008592
How can I redeem myself?
Where is my 8 year old mentality needed?
I'm not even in the group and I'm already being bullied

>>160009303
Do a flip faggot

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>>160008000
d...double trips...? double trips of truth...? english is king...

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>>160009597
Maybe that's how cats communicate

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>>160009781
reminds me of pic related for some reason

Anyone doing a TT session now?

>>160010219
social club?

>>160010219
TT Tokarev?

>>160005545
Even job NPCs that take multiple shotgun blasts to the face to kill?

>>160011371
Gang attacks, Lamar mission enemies, Job enemies, Heists as well.

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>>160006048

>>160006252
have to admit, was wondering when somebody was gonna optimize that fuckheug gif.

>>160011481
I think he may be referring to the headhunter bodyguards.
They take like, no kidding, 30 smg bullets to the head to kill.

>>160012014
why the fuck did they get so much health anyway
what other NPC behaves like that

>>160010597
Audi TT

>>160012014
just nuke them with buzzard desu

even tho the armored cars still take 3 missiles before they go down

>>160012014
no they don't, don't exaggerate

>yet another shitty adversary mode that doesn't work with any latency higher than 50ms
Thanks, ********.

>>160014156
He's not exaggerating by much, if at all. They take eight shotgun shells to kill at close range. I usually just shoot them a couple times to ragdoll them, run past them and RPG the target's feet so I can get out of there.

>>160012358
At least that makes a bit of sense, unlike those damn Lost vans.
What's that, you hate the Headhunter vehicles?
Here, have like eight of them, scattered all across the mountains, and you HAVE to blow them up instead of just shooting the driver. Hope you packed some grenades in your lunch box!

>>160014892
This is most likely because they saw how people were doing the CEO missions, that is to say by spawning in buzzards and getting them done quickly. So they added a way to make it a bit slower, pay a little less and stopped you from spawning in armed buzzards everywhere. Thank your Rockstar

>>160015771
this is why the new meta for players will be to do the MC work first and then work their way up to CEO status

>>160015771
And cockstar is going to fuck up the ceo update with the new update

How does Rockstar have the ability to make every Adversary mode not fun?

>>160018039
B-but every single one of the adversary modes is fun!

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>>160018039
I've enjoyed both Lost vs Damned and Deadline thoroughly.

>>160018039

How does this anon have the ability to not find anything fun anymore?

>>160018378
>>160018517
>>160018693
Contrarianism has gone too far.

>>160019014

>3 people think its fun
>1 doesn't

The contrarian is you

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>>160019014
I LE TROLLED YOU XDDD!!! HJAHAHAH

>>160019173
Not even that guy, dumb memester.

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>Snapmatic photos aren't on Social Club yet

Well fuck, whatever. I finally got with the next-generation and I'd like to roll with /vg/ again. I need the moneys for all the new shit I missed out on, like the CEO shit and the yacht. All my Criminal Mastermind dollars are long gone.

Don't have a headset yet, but I will go out and get one today.

GT: LoneSniperSG

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Looking for mc members for sale(s) & afterwards contract spam.

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>>160020283
Fuck off, jimmy

>>160019910
Sniper, I miss you. How are things?

>>160019910
sniper a cute

>>160019910
Go away faggot

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>>160020751
>How are things?
Bretty gud. I made rank 200 the other night but poor as fuck again. I keep buying shit as quick as I get money so I'm hovering around $600k.

Also got Battlefield 1 and oh my god I am in love.

>>160020781
>sniper a cute
T-thanks.

>>160020965
Nah I'm fine right here.

>>160021250
Go away faggot

>>160021352
Nope.

>>160021250
I'm going into RTC in three days. Will you ever come to PC?

>>160021467
Go away faggot

>>160021604
>Will you ever come to PC?
Probably not for GTA.

Ayy watch yo jet

>>160022149
Good. Go away faggot

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>>160021250
Get a trip so I can filter you

...nothing personnel

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>>160022584
>>160022640

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I think they should add suits of armor to the game. They don't even need to have any special effects. I just want suits of plate and stuff.

>the clink clank of running on the pavement
>bings and p'tchoos when bullets hit the metal

>>160024218
Go play Battlefield 1 then

>>160019558

You don't know what contrarian means, what difference does that make?

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>help someone sell documents
>truck gets stuck for 30 seconds and breaks on its own before I can push it loose
>MC president's other business instantly gets raided
>sell my own coke
>two of the four bikes just stop and the mission ends as soon as the second bike is delivered so I lose 350k
>other business instantly gets raided

>>160025083
It's okay when rockstar cheats money

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>>160025083
Also this happened when I tried to chase the truck that stole my workers

>>160025958
I'm mad just looking at it. I hate how much the traffic NPC logic is designed to create obstacles.

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>buy all ammo option
> ~$30,000
>poor af, have just enough

>click the option
>boop, $30K gone and... what's this?

>the game took the money but didn't give me any ammunition for any of my guns

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>>160026256
>click to buy a single pipe bomb, not gonna be fooled by the buy all option this time
>takes the money
>transaction pending

>transaction pending remains watermarked at the bottom right corner of my screen for the rest of my session, even during loading screens

>never got a pipe bomb

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>>160022846
Nobody likes you

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page 10 bump

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>>159999793
I apologize erry tiem ;____;

ded thread

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>>160031337

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>>160031337

>>160024218
>plate armour protecting against bullets
/k/ is triggered

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>>160032163
>implying it doesn't
Retard

>>160032163
it protected decently against early firearms at range and could only penetrate good plate at close range. They even have big armored guys in WW1 that had bullet-proof metal armor.

>>160032163
But he clearly said he didn't want it to actually have any effect aside from the sounds

>>160032323
>>160032262
b8

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>>160031985
Threads asleep always on weekend.

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>>160033065
hur dur retard alert

San Andreas on PS4 worth $10?

>>160033465
>that shit protecting actually working
It'll protect from shrapnel at best

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>>160034397

>>160034581
No, buy it on PC for cheaper instead

>>160034783
I hope you aren't implying to get it on Steam.

>>160034503
actually it was proven to stop low velocity rounds like pistols and could either slow a rifle round down so it doesn't penetrate enough to kill you, or it could even deflect the bullet if it hit at the right angle. This was obviously at the tail-end of plate armor useage but it would have blocked plenty of low-power firearms and probably saved an lot of guys from rifle rounds that would have otherwise killed them. A lot of armies I'm WW1 used some form of metal armor. The british even put metal sheets inside their uniforms.

>>160034909
Just pirate it you pleb

>>160034783
>buy it on steam so Gaben can steal your content and take music out of it

Yeah no

>>160035367
Did I mention steam? Even if you get that version you can still mod all the stuff that was taken out back in

>>160035463
lmao kys PCuck

>>160034397
>>160034581
I think all the HD rerelease (I know PC for sure) are Android ports with cut music, so if you're fine with some changes like that, go ahead.

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>>160035618
>ran out of arguments
>LMAO KYS KYS KYS KYS XDDD
is this reddit?

>>160035913
BRUHHHH THAT TRUUU AF

>>160035924
>>160035463
kys PCuck go back to /r/eddit

>>160035913
XD

what do you fags think about the tron bike?

>>160036417
I like it. I gotta go fast and the tron bike go fast, 10/10 it's ok ~IGN

>>160036486
>can't contain emotions
>hit ceiling, probably cause black smoke

2/10.

>>160036417
it's good but far too expensive, buy it if you absolutely want to and really like it but it's not required by any means if you like bikes

>>160036417
It makes me want to ride fast, going nowhere
And i left my brain in the past, i'm gonna ride fast, to where i don't care

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>>160036675
>can't contain emotions
wat

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contact mission revamped never

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>finding a level 7 playing missions

>>160037446
why are you nerds playing contact missions? They pay awful, make you sit through a bunch of loading screens, and we've all done every single one dozens of times, and in some cases 100s of times.

>>160037163
Instead of slowly moving off after the kill you jammed the throttle and hit the ceiling.

It's poor form, just be honest.

>>160037616
Because we're bored.

>>160037654
I thought that his rocket would hit me and just wanted to get away, even if it would mean hitting something

>>160037772
You suck. Please uninstall and leave the crew.

>>160025958
>>160026118
if you go straight down the middle they don't swerve

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>>160038034
No.

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>>160038034
WATCH IT SHITPOSTER. STOP BULLYING KAZ HE GUD BOI DINDU NUFFIN

THIS IS A BULLY FREE ZONE

>>160034947
but now we have armour piercing rounds, and even those aren't necessary with some not-AP-specific rounds still piercing armour

>>160038460
anon we're talking about WW1, and the original anon never asked for actual bulletproof armor, so you're just searching for goalposts until you can find one you can actually kick the ball into

>>160037616
daily objectives

>try to launch straight into deadline mode
>get to 90%
>no end in sight
>close and restart
>get calibration screen
>close and restart
>get calibration screen

Fuck this game.

>>160038579
>they should add suits of armour to the game
>game set in the present
>some retard talks about WW1 as if it proves how useful a suit of armour can be a century later

heh

>>160038803
You conveniently cut off the last bit of the sentence on that first greentext. The actual first post was:

>I think they should add suits of armor to the game. They don't even need to have any special effects.
>They don't even need to have any special effects
>any special effects


To which you responded by greentexting:

>plate armour protecting against bullets

impyling that the original post implied that when it clearly didn't.

I further brought up the fact that for at least 400 years people had been using plate armor to defend against bullets all the way up until WW1 as a way of showing yet another way that you're retarded beyond the original retardation of not reading the original post before you responded to it.

>>160038753
i wonder why people even play this shit with all of these load screens

>>160039068
>he thinks one person is responding to him

they would look stupid and gay even moreso if they don't even add any kind of protection, and they would most certainly stop you from sprinting, so who fuckin cares about a dumb idea like that

>>160039250
>so who fuckin cares about a dumb idea like that

Evidently one or more.

>>160039250
>yet another goalpost

damn bro

>>160035924

>Has no arguments
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT XDDDD

Literally end your own life.

>>160035924
idk you're acting like reddit, responding to shitposters like that

>recently get GTA5
>Go online
>make some mad dosh off of the tron games
>look around for a car that I'd like
>some how always find myself back at the strip club.

I think I might have a problem

>>160039250
Maybe that's why the majority of people that wore plate armor up until the 20th century were cavalry, meaning they didn't need to sprint retard.

>>160039250
>plate armor
>stopping you from sprinting


Even more retardation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc

It's literally half as heavy as what

>>160041208
*as what modern soldiers carry

>>160040409
i wish i was a man of such simple pleasures

>>160040409
Beat off before you play.

>>160043691
>Not beating off during play to the fine honey girls that are within /gtag/ on both PS4 and PC platforms
Absolutely shameful if you ask me.

>>160043810
i jack off to the prostitutes sometimes

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Hello lads

>>160045295
Hello random tranny

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>>160036486
>Kaz plays with Nessi and Nullpropet
It took time but he finally fell to the cancerfags

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Talk shit post fits

>>160045689
t. newfriend

>>160045295
honestly, did you even try to make her look that way?

>>160045295
So did you make a new character or did a makeover just make her look that different?

>>160043810
I have not seen nor heard anything worth beating it to within /gtag/. I hope it stays that way.

>>160050481
>He hasn't heard Cat shlick over the mic
Missing out

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>>160046385
jacket: balmain
jeans:APC
boots: red wing

shirt from old navy

>>160043691
I don't even jerk off to it.
I just enjoy being in the strip club I guess.

I need to buy a place of my own.

So is the only way to get a racing suit looking outfit to actually just buy the outfit? I can't like mix and match my own or anything?

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>>160046385
dem ultra low settings.

>>160050481
>>159994992

>its a lone autist thinks hes better than 8 /gtags/ episode
I hate reruns
>>160052813
Yeah, but I actually prefer the motocross jerserys you can buy. They are considered a t shirt, so you can still wear jackets over them and coming with unique racing gloves per shirt

>>160054557
y do you type like that? youre a fucking middle age PCuck talking like that on the internet, the fuck is wrong with you? honestly kill yourself

>>160055416
every tiem

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Bout to put the 5 in 2005
SOON™

>Someone from /gtag/ takes your car and ends up getting it blown up
Way to respect other peoples property you faggots

>>160058052
who cares, all it costs you is a phone call, you faggots care too much about vehicles, they're replaced just as quickly as they are destroyed

>>160058237
A call I wouldn't have to make if you faggots would just use your own damn cars. Thankfully R* knew fags from this crew would do this shit and let me lock it to everyone but me.

>>160058052
I will personally drive your piece of shit car of Del Perro Pier

>>160058357
if you're in my crew and i can't drive your vehicle say goodbye to it

>>160056896
>Having practically 0 Kills and Deaths so it rises (and falls) extremely fast but of course you always leave when you get outplayed
Post your Player Kills and Player Deaths

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>>160059116
there is no need to be upset

>>160059234
Post it

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>>160059264
so me your penis and I'll show you mine

>>160059401
I knew Jrv was gay!

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Ded thread

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>>160059401
Actually, I just checked your stats
Wew lad, of course it rises so fast

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>>160059437
u dont know nuffin i'm a good christian boy

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>>160059524
Are you Gary Numan?

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>>160059820
I just wish there were haircuts that actually look good and were something you'd have irl.
Tired of all the nigger weaves

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>>160059678
post yours then mr anonymous shitposter

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>>160059678

>>160059678
i was taking shit about jet superiority from this?

>>160060068
Obviously intended for >>160060027

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>>160060068
>being mad that you're stuck in forever low-4 land because you didn't start your shittery early enough

:)

>>160060238
>low 4
learn2math
I also don't care about my KD as much as others in this crew

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>>160060398
22,700/5146=4.41, which rounds to 4, meaning "low 4"


It's a silly thing to me anyway but don't be hating because you can't get your dick up anymore ;)

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Is there any way (through glitch, menus, cheat engine etc.) to wear two things of the same type?
Basically I want to wear a balaclava under my gas mask to cover my entire head instead of only my face, is there any way to do that?
Pic related is my desired result (I know there would be most likely shitton of clipping issues when having two masks but I wish to try it out anyway)

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>>160060238
(You)

>>160061980
Use the hoodie and gas mask, that is sort of close.

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So this is the power of the pc mustard race.

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>>160062908
y u mad tho

>>160063128
Yeah but I want to keep everything from my current outfit and just add second mask.
It's my main problem with most of masks in this game, that they often still expose back of your head instead of covering it and it just looks bad.

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>>160063264

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>>160063425

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>>160063612
this will be you in a little bit

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>>160063987
no because the humor is never lost on me. It will never not be funny to post my k/d and wait for the inevitable (you)s

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>when your homie starts having an episode in the middle of Benny's and you have to drop what you're doing and comfort them

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>>160064246
sure buddy

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>>160064603
your (you)s fuel my sacrifices to Mars. Soon he will reward me for my diligence and perseverance in obtaining my sexy 5 and my name will live on in the stars.

>>160041110
sooooo they should add horses to the game?????//
>>160041208
>thinks rockstar won't ruin it for everyone

there's always hope, but this kind of hope is bad for you

>>160061980
canee wear two masks nobhead
take a fuckin hint you cunt I told you last time
fucks sake listen canee wear two things on same slot
fuck

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@160065002
alright, no (You) for you

>>160065139
thanks R* employee

>>160065139
awreet m8 git tae fuck ive ad enough o you ye wee shite

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>>160065552
BUT THATS CHEATING

>Its a someone drives on the wrong side of the road and hits everything episode
What is with these people? Performance anxiety?

>>160065139
I asked again beacuse I hoped you were wrong and since you were the only one who replied previous time there was a chance for that but unfortunetly it seems like you were right.

>>160004891
Because it's how I dress IRL. minus the shorts my legs are too pale and hairy for that shit

>>159994637
I want in the steam social group, username is G.Boon

>>160068886
got ya

>>160025958
Isn't that in the obey red car thethirdtype?

>>160072279
You forgot the ugly tattoos on her arms.

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Neat, I heard these are pretty hard to find

Why hasn't anyone taken Blater aside and explained to him that Annie is using him like she did Crime? Is everyone in on it and just wants to see him fall from grace?

>>160073797
You sound like a true son of dis.

>>160073797
Why is Blater settling for low hanging fruit? He's obviously got all the right stuff to take an 8/10 bitch. A Chad Daddy looking motherfucker if I must say so myself.

>>160073702
you have to do a 360, mash dat adadadadad button, and walk the dinosaur

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>>160073797
>>160074885

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Wake up. Please.

>join random race because daily objective
>it's criminal record or whatever
>1 lap
>two other players
>one of them tells me to fuck off kid
>realize it's probably two fourteen year old boiz by their edgy characters, edgy cars, zach and josh based names with numbers in them, and various other obvious hints
>beat them in the first round
>I'm about to leave but one of them gets really upset and starts abusing me and saying for me to neck myself
>I stay and play another few rounds
>lose the next two because zach, the silent cuck who is apparently boosting josh's race wins to get turbo to win races more easily, rams me off the road
>fourth round, I start in first place
>they both try and ram me off the road but I'm actually good at driving so they fail and I win again
>josh gets even more upset and calls my character an anorexic bitch
>reply with a classic 't. american'
>masturbate furiously as I imagine them crying from this glorious comeback and quickly exit the lobby before they can reply to ensure they are even more upset that I got the last word
haha got em rekt nerds that'll show them to be rude on grand theft auto

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>>160078303
IT WAS A GIFT

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>>160073797

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>>160073797

>>160074885
>blater is handsome meme again

kys my man

>>160074885
he's alright for a white dude
can't really do well against a good looking asian though

>Blater will never give you his leftovers
Stop being a selfish prick

OH BOY ROCKSTAR SERVERS ARE DOWN SURE CANT WAIT TO NOT BE ABLE TO BUY PAINT FOR MY CAR BECAUSE MILLIONS IN DROPPED CASH MAY NOT BE CONNECTED TO THAT BUT YOU BET YOUR ANUS A $2000 FEATURE IN THE MOD SHOP IS

>>160081916
>alright for a white dude

I look fucking great.


>>160081970
Who do you want?

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DID I GET HACKED?!
HELLO?

>>160082312
>doing something
>Saving failed, get the fuck out of my lobby

>>160082421
Anyone without a dick, not picky tbqh

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>>160082312
What Rockstars servers must look like.

>>160082619
Where is that?

>>160082562
Don't you know, there are no girls on the internet.

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>>160082619
No. After Sony online entertainment died they bought the server farm.

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>when you finally make a character who isnt Claude's son

>>160083215
>your choice is Claude or higgus

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did i make a wise decision?

>>160083729
Car for weebs

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>Brought tyrus because m-muh saleen s7
>cant remove that stupid logo
God damn it.

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Is anyone online to help for sales? I have two ready.

>>160084274
should change those plates to bl8d

>>160084432
Whoever you are, you should stop. It's getting more annoying then anything.

>>160084565
that is the intent

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>Trump/McGregor win same week

Now, all I need is not to have a McJob and this will turn out to be a fantastic year.

>>160082807
The burned down IAA building. Not sure if it's the crashed rescue Maverick or the 3 janitor bombs scenario however.
I don't know if they used only 1 model for both scenarios either.

Did Rockstar faggot ever explain who Agent 14 was?

>>160087684
obviously a IAA agent

>>160086016
How do you get down there?

>>160087684
A handsome man.

>>160088203
>Decide to wear ripped jeans on my female criminal dream girl
>her ass looks way better, plump, perky, squeezable
R* has been tweaking the female models it seems.

>>160088113
Either with a menu or by having something squeeze you through the glass on top of the building. Managed to do it with a cargobob but supposedly it also works if you do a wheelie and have the bike fall on top of you up there

>>160087956
No shit, but did he have any more relevance to the story beyond the heists? >>160086016 has me thinking he might have died during the main story.

>>160088113
You don't. That happens after GTA:O events. Do you even know the timeline my nig?

1. North Yankton
2. All GTA:Online missions / events
3. GTA V Story Mode missions / events


That's why the cargo ship in the docks isn't tipped over in GTA:O.
That's why Lester's garment factory isn't burned down in GTA:O.
That's why IAA building isn't destroyed in GTA:O.
That's why there aren't train wrecks underneath the train bridge in Devil's Canyon or whatever in Blaine County in GTA:O.
That's why there isn't that Andromeda wreck (or whatever it's called in V, the huge cargo plane) that crashed into the Alamo Sea in GTA:O.

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>>160088376
>you don't

>>160088376
I love this lore keep going.
>>160088373
He might have just retired.

>>160088426
Yes, and if you looked behind yourself after jumping, you'd see that there's no hole in the building.

Glitches aren't canon, anon

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>>160088426

>get notification email that my RGSC account's email has been changed to some Russian shit
>reset password so whoever hacked the account can't do anything anymore
>in the meantime, my nickname gets changed to "AsapImmortal"
>RSGC site is slow as fuck, basically crippling my Browser
>tell a friend
>he checks his account and gets a "too many login tries" message
>plus, his Browser also nearly crashed trying to access the page

Are they getting DDOS'd or something?

>>160088482
Doesn't change the fact that you can get in there

>>160088542
This gets even better.
Checking the various sub forums, I find Russian shit:
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/de/community/topics/200020943-Social-Club
Fucking Russians, man.

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what is this unholy abomination

>playing deadline because I've only played it for about 40 minutes in total so I'm only mostly bored of it, and it's still 2x and I'm poor
>the orange guy is last but is just doing circles up one end while the purple one in the lead goes really slow up on this ramp thing on deadline VI
>pink guy meanwhile is trying to take me out from third
>I'm in second, question whether orange guy is retarded for doing nothing and why pink guy is going after me except for purple
>orange tells me he'll play how he wants, pink just tells me it's all about the money
>the game ends and I realize pink and purple are in the same little clan being butt buddies for cash
>orange was actually just retarded and quits
holy shit I hate playing with randoms but my timezone is all wrong so no-one is online

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honk honk honk honk

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Does GTAO have the best playerbase?

>>160090079
>Rockstar actually producing any worthwhile GTA V extra content
Who do they think they're talking to?

>>160090079
tbf $10M doesn't sound like a lot to ask back, especially if it's that shitty criminal mastermind achievment

>>160090079
>train up a NPC girlfriend/bodyguard
>send her off to go murder other players
>have to pay hospital bills if she dies
could be fun desu but it'd never happen

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>tfw you wash your tshirt and $200k jumpsuit together and your logo bleeds

>>160090304
Couldn't wait for SJW Tumblrina faggots having a melt down over it

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>>160090079
>pets are released as an update
>pets can be brought outside (either by accident or etc.)
>pets can be replaced/respawn just like insured vehicles if kill
>have to do it every time you die because of shitters
>eventually doesn't even feel like the same pet you initially purchased

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>when she starts riding you but you're secretly not a tranny but you're too autistic to correct her