/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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I feel like I'm gonna fit in here

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>>159873010
modderfugger got me

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PURGE SOON

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>>159873201
I literally copy-pasted it from my email.

>>159873023
>autism

>>159873283
Oh, it's a code you use when you checkout? I thought it was a code for a shark card. Who in GTAG would even think about buying a shark card?

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>>159873302
Who are you quoting?

>>159873374
I bought one when GTA was on sale because the game + shark card was $60

>>159873419
>legitimately having autism

>>159873236
Was the crew message last night about changing bio to "Trump 2016" just a meme?

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>>159873497
I'm only a high-functioning individual. Good luck being inferior to me in every single relevant way.

>>159873423
I did that too, one of the few times I saw the game on sale.

>>159873569
This entire general is a meme.

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Perhaps it's different codes for everyone.

>>159872925
Snowy World when, I didn't play the game on winter last year.

>>159873669
Yeah, obviously. The question is, though, whether the codes are restricted to the account they were issued to.

>>159873587
>unironically revealing your autism

>>159873710
They did that very very sparingly the last years. A few days at Christmas and new year's last year.

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>>159873747
Who are you quoting?

>rockstar shills trying to push shark cards
lmao

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Rockstar still can't give a person a t shirt.

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Where is GTA:O in the GTAV timeline?

>>159873858
>Elvis P.
They're pulling your leg, man.

>>159873898
Prequel, Avi says to Lester he knows where the bodies are & Lester hints at your gta o character during one of the single player heists.

>>159873858
I knew the king was not dead

>>159873793
>resorting to an already used meme when called out on your autism, thus proving me right

>>159873961
So in-between the North Yankton heist and the main storyline?

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>>159873987
Who are you quoting?

>>159874038
>having autism

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>>159874123
Who are you quoting? Please, tell me already!

>>159873858
>ffs this fucking kid is complaining about the shitty shirt he will never even use
>why cant i enjoy coffe at work
>why cant i slack like a good r* dev
>why did i got the support desk this week
>why did i had to piss off mr Goldberg
>i want to die
Such is lief at cuckstar, i hope keep annoying them. They fucking deserve it.

Also, is pepe unbanned from the internet yet?

>>159874182
Global rule 6

>>159874182
>being autistic

>>159873898
>tfw your character is ten years older than when they arrived in Los Santos due to playtime

>>159874412
How much time has passed mathematically since the release of GTA, assuming a day in GTA is 48 minutes?

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>>159874484

>>159874015
Its supposed to be set 6 months before the singleplayer
>you make less money robbing a major bank online than you do robbing a jewellery store in the singleplayer
>everything online is much more expensive

>>159874674
After you died, the stock market boomed.

I WANT IT THAT WAY

>>159874484
i'm talking about individual playtime but assuming 9/17/13 as the release date it's been about 94 years

>>159874520
>>159874850
I know you were talking about something else, I just thought it'd be fun to think about how old your GTA character should be by now.

>>159874848
TELL ME WHY

>>159874972
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE

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>>159873010
>mfw it was in my junk folder

>>159874915
i say your character is only about as old as the amount of time you spend using it, turn everything into minutes and then divide by 17520

dedgen used to have age as an option for your character but i haven't made a new one in ages, if you remember your character's age you can add that to the playtime

>>159874484
>>159874520
>>159874412
1136 days since release of online
1 gta day is 48 minutes irl
there are 30 GTA days in 1 irl day
To get from real time from gta time is x30
Its been 90 years gta time.

>>159875025
TELL ME WHY

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>PS3 servers not working for 3rd day in a row

fucking Rockstar

>>159875398
They abandoned you.

>>159875398
Come to PC, we welcome you with open arms.

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>>159873236
all welcome to the alternative non memey non circle jerk /gtag/ crew

>https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag
>https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag
>https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/alt-gtag

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>>159875398
>PS3

did any of you buy a shark card using the code? how long til you got the email?

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>>159875423
b-b-but i've been a loyal betatester

>>159875398
just make the cheapest jump you can at some point this year, anon

PS4's selling for $150 used $300 new this year, plenty of good PCs that you could build for that much especially with used parts

>>159875468
>1 member
Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Why is the steam controller so SHIT!?
Especially with this POS game…

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>>159875478
>buying shark cards

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>>159875478
>buying shark cards

>>159875583
Because of the unintuitive touchpad controls.

>>159875540
>used part
ssh, dont tell the sonyggers about those people who always have the best parts and are willing to sell the barely used old ones for 1/10 price.

>>159875583
What's going on with her left thumb? Where's her right thumb?

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>>159875607
>>159875612
>not having disposable income

basement lyfe, rite guys?

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>>159875541
well it'd be difficult to have more when it's invite only and I made it yesterday and never mentioned it before

>>159875716
The fuck are you on about? That never happens. I'm talking about refurbished parts that they sell for discounts despite being like new.

>>159875761
>I made it yesterday
"Founded Nov 8, 2016"
>never mentioned it before
nigga, you can't shut up about it, who are you kidding?

>>159875761
how about you mention it *somewhere else*

i don't know how to break it to you, but no one here likes or cares about you.

>>159875761
lol fuck off already retard, i could literally look up your trip in the archive RIGHT NOW and see all the posts where you're shilling your shitty ass gay crew

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NO RAGRETS

>>159875468
are you a grill? if you are a grill who ERP's and shows tits I might join your crew

>>159875468
>alternative non memey
won't deny that we tend to meme a lot, but where would the fun be without that?

>non circle jerk /gtag/ crew
where is the circle jerk? some people like to post webms and images, some people don't. nobody ever gets excluded from the fun intentionally (except you, because you stopped being useful)

>>159872925

Why did single player have so many characters who appeared for four seconds and then vanished?

>>159875853
Not about me.
People here were asking for a way to meet up to do CEO shit and dont wanna be part of teh meme crew or just despise all the people in it.

That;s why its alt/gtag

Just ask and I'll add you probably better to use SC because people here are gonna meme

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@callmeqt

>>159875962
do it faggot you only have to go back to Nov 8 lol

>>159876019
Some people here dont appreciate your "fun" and just want to play te game with friends without your shitty baggage, cunt

>>159876045
the crew is for this general, if you like neither the crew nor the general, stop using 4chan, really.

>>159876140
nobody ever asked for a new crew, fuck off

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>>159876046
kek...
Also, is there a way to hide the stubs that are left behind filtered tripfags with 4chanX?

I really really want to get this retard out of MY threads.

>>159875468
It's gonna be the same thing. Every crew or clan has a circlejerk. I hate that kind of thing so I just accept it and stay away from it.

>>159876164
That's probably the fairest argument anyones put forward but like i said some people here are complaining. I'm just trying to fix issues so there will be less shitposting about crew drama and more about the game

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>GTA6 has your online protagonist appear based on your R* account
>they get the Johnny K treatment

Post your face when

>>159876140
>Some people here dont appreciate your "fun" and just want to play te game with friends without your shitty baggage, cunt

What did he mean by this?
What does he mean by "baggage"?
Why is he looking for friends on the internet without expecting internet culture?

>>159876019
Who does the "circlejerk" even comprise of?

>>159876241
You need to use Greasemonkey and write a script to do that

>>159876387
>writing a script for it
>not just making the element display: hidden with CSS

>>159876349

Reminder these people will act hard but cry for you to get crewkicked if you kill them

>>159876387
Nah, actually I just found it under "Filters"
>stub:no;
Aww, he was just starting to get all hypocritical, calling us out for starting drama, when he's obviously the source of it

>>159876349
the attitude of "DUDE it's the internet! it's 4chins! we love memes!" is the reason most people arent happy with the gay ass main ccrew

>>159876538
you're on PS4 youre not even part of "the main crew"

>>159876494
been on PC for a while and i find this very accurate but i've yet to see any sonyggers get this treatment except qt

>>159876616
I left the pc crew on the 8th :P

>>159876696
You were only ever in it because you got an invite after teasing your new PC, but you're too good for us so didn't get it on PC in the end. you would have been kicked anyway over that

>>159876494
you dont even need to kill them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8RbZpsdQus

>>159876781
Game's not worth buying on pc. It's better on ps4 without hacks

>>159876891
Your bait is shit

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>>159876279
GTAG > MGGA

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Post self radios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDd5jDvC_Hs

>>159876891
So you have a PC now and I'm presuming you have a game or two with some shooting. I seriously hope you're using mouse and keyboard, and if you are and still feel you can go back to playing GTA with a controller even without hackers, you're a lost cause.

>>159876787

i dont get it, were you kicked for driving like a dingus

>>159876940
thanks for unlocking the bike 4 me

it's an ok game mode probably the most fun ive had doing an adversary thing

is it completely dead now everyones unlocked the shotaro?

>>159875754
Man you can buy 100 million for 10 dollars from a modder and not get caught why would you pay 60$ for 10 million?

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>>159876962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYvji5AXOfk

>mfw cunt racing to this

>>159877034
nigger iplayed shit like original team fortress and king pin i the fuckng 90s I only use controllers on console because you cant use a mouse

recent unreal torunament let you use mouse and keyboard on console

>>159877071
There's double cash in Deadline for two weeks, so it'll be fairly busy until the 21st. After that, I'm afraid it'll turn into Sumo or Hunting Pack.

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>>159876962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCS9L9PMsDI

>>159877041
gg ez

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>>159877246
>the crew would rather jerk off in sessions doing nothing than play these modes

>>159877246
>>159877246
>Sumo or Hunting Pack.

wat

>>159876375
Every active player who's on friendly terms with another active player is part of it

>>159876787

live recorded footage of qt and viper getting crew booted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iHuDu15St0

>>159877378
We used to run marathons of those modes, but people would complain that it was splitting the crew up. I guess the idea just fizzled out.

>>159877391
Sumo is knocking people off of rooftops in Compacts, Hunting Pack is trying to stop a heavy truck with sports cars.

>>159877071
Its a top notch game mode, its still quite active so thats good for it, but theres been laggy russians ruining it a bit.
>>159876787
>you dont even need to kill them
You were trying the whole time and JUST doing a bad job of it, you did kill brimus at 2:50 while he was afk though. Make a new crew all you want bud, it won't change the fact your prickly personality is what killed gtag_community

>>159877535
I miss those, it just felt harsh when theres 9 people on and only 8 allowed in a game.

>>159877535
kys nullphaggot

your meme modes were shit and hogged any spare players that would join other jobs

>>159877586
>4 maximum

pisses me right off

>>159877586
>prickly personality

>"STOP MEMING AND PLAY THE GAME YOU CUNTS!"

I could see why you people might not like that

>>159877378
I have a sumo hunting pack playlist that I play about every 1-2 weeks, maybe I'll bring it out again now that macro cancer is getting old

>>159877762
Not Null, just someone who liked playing game modes with the crew instead of running crates like a well-dressed worker ant.

R* needs to just double the cash for all modes permanently to keep people interested, since fake cash is obviously more appealing than enjoyment and excitement.

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>>159877535
>tfw can't do Flight Plan anymore without crashing the game

>>159877917
BIBU!
>>159877535

>>159877861
>"people are only here to make me money, if you're not doing that you can fuck off"
New gtag member in game
>crew kills him
>"literal who LOL"
Dont pretend you didnt spam me with a fuck ton of pepes, you were a proper meme shitter when it was your 'circlejerk'

>>159875761
>I made it yesterday
>never mentioned it before
There you go with your lies.

>>159878091
They're not me stan

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>>159875754

>>159877108
>implying you dont get banned for dropped money

>>159878373
You won't if you don't put it in the bank. source: me

>>159878502

Oh yeah? When did you do it last?

>>159878502
Does it mean you can never deposit money again, or would the bannable money eventually spend?

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AnYoNe Up FoR TiMe TrAiLs?

>>159878538
Couple of weeks ago. Not a single ban, warning or the like.

>>159878619
Ever since I haven't deposited a single dollar, not sure if depositing legit gained money screws you up, maybe it doesn't. After the ban policy changes I'm not taking any chances though.

>>159878157
It's funny how little you say you care when your defence force is spamming like crazy

The options there for people sick of your shit. Join it or not idgaf
at least I'm doing something creating solutions for like-minded players instead of sperging out about it

theres no drama here. It's simply a service for posters itt I'm willing to do because it's easy and doesnt cost me anything.

No need to get so defensive about it PC crew, geez it shouldnt affect you this much, calm down :^)

>>159878091
BENIS!

>>159878654
WATS TEE TEE

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>>159878810
kek

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>>159879137
oh, there it is again, WATS TEE TEE, he says it, everytime its mentioned, its been a month now, yet hes still going at it, WATS TEE TEE, WATS TEE TEE, every thread, everytime it's asked, thinking like its funny that he hasn't caught onto it like everyone else with a brain, WATS TEE TEE

>>159878810
I think you're missing the point entirely, you're saying your new crew is to get away from drama/circlejerk mentality, which is literally what the current ps4 crew was made to do,get away from YOUR drama and circlejerking.
Its the abusive ex-husband offering shelter to the current abusive husband. Is this nigger serious?

>>159878654
whats tt

>>159878654
SC?

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>>159879467
lol sure sure why not

>>159879701
moa_wings, my computer just exploded so give me a moment

>>159879139
Ready to make that boi pucci great again?

>>159875716

t. some faggot trying to sell junk parts for dirt cheap as if it's a "deal"

>>159879813
he took it down after i screencapped it :D

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>>159879905
I did no such thing.

>>159879951
Well you and null profit tried to join but didnt realise it was invite only? what?

>>159880039
I hit request as a joke, I already am in 5 crews. I also let MrAdonis' invite sit forever. I have no reason to join a crew for a platform I do not play on.

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>>159880158
>>159880158
>I hit request as a joke,

ebin

>>159877246

Deadline is fun so this is sad.

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>>159880158
bretty gud

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LF> Associates to help me sell medium warehouse.

>>159880449

>tfw straight bullying randos with gtag teamwork

Feels good, mang.

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Moony where you at?!

>>159875468
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>>159880590

Please tell me I'm not the only one tired of this attentionwhoring faggot? Seriously all you've done today is bitch, moan, complain, and start up drama in a fucking GTA general.

Can someone ban this fucker for a few hours so we can get some piece and quiet without him spouting bullshit every 30 seconds?

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>>159879701
Yo, whoever this is, you still online?

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>>159881163
MOOOOONY

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>>159880449
>Drive around in wide circles
>Pink laser trail is all over
>Eliminate two people each round by doing this
"FUVKL U HAKJCER PIECE OF SH IT"

>>159881192
That is a drama shitpost post though

looks pretty austistic. I hope you used a program to get all those, christ

>>159881307
>>159881163
CHINA MAN IS HUNGRY FOR MOONY LOVE

>>159881163
>>159881307
You just HAD to crop the chat so that your name shows up, huh?
The shitposters might actually be right about you.

>>159881192
Fuck off with that shit faggot.

>>159881665
Well the crop is for our friend china man to state that he wants to hang out with moony. g-gosh s-sorry.

>>159881410
Yo what the fuck... ? How did that picture change

>>159877108
>giving a greasy nerd my money & risking a ban instead

nah i like my shekels clean

>>159881859

Le epic thumbnail meme

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>>159882121
<3

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>>159881163
>>159881307
>tfw no doujin of Moony/Crafty/Maxine all /ss/-ing an innocent Chinese boy together

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Napoleon what hon hon baguette did you do to these pubs?

Implying Cuckstar does anything for offensive name reports.

> Named after Jewish extermination event
> Got my name changed only once and it was just a database error

lel

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>>159882121
>supporting the cancer that is shark cards

Woah anon, you're right. I guess paying 60 dollars for 10M really is worth it.

so who else wants to join /gtag/ betray their comrades during work, get kicked from the crew, and then bitch about it ITT? We've had two this work week already, might as well make it 3/3

>>159883790
put your trip back on qt

>>159883893
but I'm not qt I'm just getting a little sick of trusting that crew green and then getting shot in the back by it.

in either sense of the term desu

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>>159855302
>search my name on archive
>7 pages of "Fuck off Ezek"
>only like 5 or 6 of those posts were in response to one of mine.

>>159881018
you still need help?

>>159884097
Ya still waiting for associates.

>>159884024
they screwed with crew things, destroyed crates, just don't do that and you'll be a'okay

>>159881018
how are you looking at the buy screen without actually being in the computer?

OH MY GOD

so THAT's what MAGA means... hoo boy.

>>159884246
this is some next level matrix shit

>>159883687
>helping make all the DLC free

you're welcome, friend!

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>It's a teach new gtag """drifting""" episode.

Need 1 more associate for that sale.

>>159881417
Plz be honest, why are u still here??

what time does the collective """"crew"""" normally play?

i hopped on last night around 830est and could only find a few stragglers here and their in mostly full lobbies

did have a GTAG only deadline race tho that was fun tho.

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>about to get revenge on laggy russian
>everyone left meme
No worst feeling

>>159885740
6PM-1AM PST is when we usually get big groups, last night was a bit of a fluke but we still had about a dozen gtag members in a server at one point. Sometimes there's some fools on earlier than that on East coast and in europe, but certain nights are just slow during the week.

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>>159885773
>russian finally kills me in a autistic 1v1
>he types HAHAHA then leaves

>>159885936
don't be too bummed out, he wad probably on full tilt

>new player attacks me
>kill him
>challenges me to a 1v1
>beat him 5-0
>challenges me again
>kill him 3 times
>leaves the session

had quite the giggle desu senpai

>>159885936
>kill some polish or some other shithole sperg
>"XDDD"
>kill him again
>"XDDDD"
>after killing one of my associates
>"XDDDD"
>go off the radar and call for a Hydra (he was in a Hydra too, killing my associates)
>he somehow knows that I went for the LSIA spawn
>i'm hiding on foot, waiting for him to fly my way so I can kill him
>he canons an AI heli and crashes into it, dies
>"XDDD"

>>159886484
polaks arent human

Zanzonyx: request invite to gtag (PC)

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>>159886051
I love when the little level-20somethings and 30somethings get all uppity and try to 1v1 me.

It's so cute.

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xth for

Futuristic
Male
Models

>>159886616
Gotcha

>>159887094
Got it, thanks!

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god damn it fug u rockstar

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>>159886695
>level 300 russian
>already know its gonna be first person autistic marksman rifle strafing

>>159887314
That shit happened to me multiple times and it's always at those 3 dropoffs next to each other too.

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>>159886051
>>159886695

pic related, I never even got shot once, look at my armor

>>159887396
first person autistic marksman rifle strafing is the meta friend, get with the times :)

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where were you when bl8r decided his k/d was more important than some tight asian boi pucci? I was at sightseer when bl8r look at players page and scream "muh k/d" before making several wild animal noises and stomping back into his office.

so why does null use a voice changer? didn't she already have pictures of herself that confirm she's female? does she just have such a low voice that she's ashamed of it? i'm confused

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>>159886695
The fuck is this when I try to view your pic?

>>159887314
Holy fucking shit everytime I get the planes while selling warehouses I know that shit is going to happen, you press the --> button and hear how the package drops but it never gets delivered and now your entire sale is fucked up

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>>159888025
works on my machine

:^)

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>R* patched it where if you spawn in online only cars in SP, they despawn after 2 seconds
Cute. Why would they do this exactly? They had to have known someone would just make a mod around this, which they did. Why do they have so much hatred for fun?

>>159887942
Hmmmm... I wonder...

>>159888386
It's C*, come on

Think of the dumbest most anti-fun thing to do, C* already has plans how to monetize that thing

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-screaming here-

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>Shitton of time have passes since jewstar added gun lockers
>Still can't hide weapons you can only pick up like crowbar, baseball bat and golf club

>>159889070
>7/10 deliveries made
>titan on the ground
What?

>>159889465
>hide all unwanted weapons
>still end up with a cluttered wheel thanks to NPC drops, vehicles, and missions forcing them on you

>>159889764
It's this pic up here we tried to switch pilots
>>159887314

>>159889921
It wasn't even 111 crates, stop being so entitled and buy a shark card

>>159889070
should have just quit the game when it first starting fucking up, would have only lost max 3 crates. You have much to learn young padawan.

T. expert CEO

>>159889921
I don't think you can do anything to fix it, just find a new session and you should only lose 1-3 crates, then hope the next sale isn't plane cancer.

>>159876962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFBTWg1vI6E

hi i play gta

>>159888386
Because maybe you won't like the $2,000,000 car if you try it out in SP first and then there's less chance of you buying a card.

You could just borrow a friends (HAHAHA) to test it out, but that brings up the same issue of all your friends not willing to splash the cash.

>>159892753
>You could just borrow a friends (HAHAHA) to test it out

I lot of based gtags were willingly lending me their tron bikes as soon as I said WOAH NICE BIKE MAN.

without even asking, so that thought is not that far fetched.

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>>159873858

>>159873858
>>159893680
what a ridiculous fucking problem, really.

was that the end of it? did you get the stupid boob t-shirt?

>>159894049
Yup, boob shirt i got. with in 4 hours

tfw both navi get in the same car.

>>159894216
well at least post some screenshots with it, dammit

>>159894262
It happened to me the last time I joined Vans thinking I could get quick cash. It took them nearly the full eight minutes to take the pictures, then another ten avoiding the cops. I'll never do that again.

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How many of you actually use the custom license plate feature?

It's fairly easy once you download bluestacks.

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>tfw your favourite bike is also your favourite PV

What's your signature vehicle, /gtag/?
Does it have benefits, and if so, what are those benefits?

Hard mode: No Pegasus vehicles

>>159894510
always

>>159894546
My favorite vechile in the game is probably the drift Tampa. It's so wrong but feels so good

>>159894510
I use it in all of my cars, I tried bluestacks but for some reason it didn't worked, and it was a pain in the ass, so I had to use my brother's tablet.

>>159873858
I have been submitting tickets because of the 250.000 since nov 4th and I just got the money today, dealing with the support is really hard

>>159894949
If you use Windows 10, the app is on the Windows Store and you can use it on PC

>>159894510
is that the only license plate you have?

it isn't very big

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>>159894546
I try to drive a different vehicle every time i load the game and each time when I get back around to the ruiner I fall in love with it all over again.

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>>159895220
>1600x1200

>>159894510
>custom license plate feature

Isn't that some real life smartphone shit only or am I retarded?

>>159895320
iPhone, Android, Windows Store.
so yes. except if you have Windows 10 then you can use it on PC

>>159895320
You can buy upto 30 custom licence plates on the iFruit app for $100,000 each.

>>159894546
Idk I try to use all of my cars equally, but I used to be on the t20 all the time before, now with the most recent updates I'm always on the hakachu drag or the tyrus, plus the dukes thanks to flib.

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w-what?

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>>159895265
that's the size I play at. is that bad?

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>>159895772
I have an extra $250,000 now? wtf rockstar

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>>159894546
Rumpo Custom, its a great containment vehicle.

>>159894510
Is that the Faction Custom or the Donk? I've been wondering if the Custom is worth it.

>>159896093
the custom, the difference between the two is the donk is lifted on the big rims. I prefer the custom.

>>159895772
You have received it before?

>>159896171
I did drive a Donk once, and it was alright. I read that the Custom is less likely to do a forward flip on a curb, but it looks lower than the stock Faction in screenshots.

>>159894510
catower porn when
you're already pretty crass and now this, why not go the extra mile, i'll give you lots of attention

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>>159896308
it's much lower it doesn't have the rims, but it does get the hydraulics so you can pop it up a little bit

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>>159894269

>>159896559
*clap clap*

>>159896656
inb4 b&

>>159896656
i'm not talking about some silly drawing you got an artist to do, i'm talking about you recording yourself masturbating with that dildo and moaning the same way you always moan, knowing i'll keep getting back to it and giving you lots and lots of attention

>>159896509
Thanks for the screenshot. I'll save up for the Custom.

tfw Kaz no longer thirsts for you

>>159895852
>>159895772
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52679/gta-online-halloween-specials-anniversary-bonuses-new
Guess they're a little late on it.

>>159897674
oh, I haven't played GTA since halloween. I guess that makes sense then

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>>159897160
>tfw

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Every session without fail

>>159899521
I told one rando that I put money in the NPCs to make it legit, and he spent half an hour killing them and complaining about the cops.

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Black secondary or

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>>159900367
White?

>>159900367
a bullet to the head for owning such an ugly thing

>>159900537
>>159900367
white looks like ass, keep it black or a dark color.

also, what the fuck is up with these models, rockster, this looks like a plastic toy

>there are people who detest matte colors

>>159900367
>>159900537
Lime Green

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Should I buy more business, assuming that I will eventually play long enough to have them pay themselves off or is it not worth it?

>>159901391
If you have free time between supplying and selling, and you really want to focus on businesses, it would be worth it. But if owning more would slow down supplying and selling for the ones you already have, you'd be losing time and money with more of them.

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>>159901391

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>>159900620
R* is a shit, and for some reason there will always be part of a bike or car that is matte grey and cannot be changed too.

>>159901237
I feel like a shitter because I switched over to it no more than a minute before you posted

>>159900584
I made it meme and I liked it.

>>159901391
>have them pay themselves off

I have a coke lockup. I did my first delivery earlier and got 450k for my trouble. I haven't bought any upgrades for it, so I've already earned 43% of my total investment in my MC and business back. Assuming I don't stay up all night, I'm going to see actual profits from it tomorrow, still without buying upgrades. Paying themselves off really shouldn't take any time at all, I plan on buying Maze Bank West and getting my CEO shit started tonight or tomorrow. I'm fully expecting to just say fuck it and buy supplies for my businesses as I need them after I really get into crate runs, because it's still plenty of profit running in the background while I do other shit.

>>159896171
wheels

Discord or mumble what is it?

>>159903682
kys

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>>159903928
So is MrAdonis2 as chill and cool as I suspected?

>>159904132
can you climb that mountain!?

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>>159901237
>AfterFX engine glow
god I love this meme

>>159904132
>>159904210

yes

>>159903682
https://discord.gg/ukJ72Sn

That fucking ifruit app deleted all my crews!! Thnx cockstar

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>>159881192
>bitch
>moan
>complain
>start up drama
>attentionwhoring faggot
THAAAAAAAT'S QT!

>>159875721

Doesn't have thumbs.

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NESSI IS IN QT314'S CREW
AND HE'S USING IT AS HIS PRIMARY

>>159905668
Time to pull out the Heavy Rifle and Homolauncher

>>159905736

>not just calling mercs, muggers, and hit squads to kill him over and over

I like being lazy and letting bad AI kill even worse players.

>>159905668
>flies are attracted to shit
Who would have thunk?

>>159903423
wheels are rims

>>159905938
really invoked chemical responses in my synapses

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>there will always be that one guy you play with who dresses like a 12 year old
please stop

>>159906634
rims are the part of the wheel the tire sits on, the bit you never see

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>>159896809
Spotted the desperate virgin

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>>159910627

>>159910627
attention whores get me hot and bothered and i love feeding them attention, irl and online
sue me lol

>>159912017
Blater, don't you have work in the morning?

>>159912713
phone nigga

>Haven't touched the game in months
>New cars and bikes are all super expensive
I am guessing their was a money exploit at some point and J* are trying to drain peoples wallets?

>>159889465
If you drop them they're gone forever. Since you can't own them. You can only find them.

>>159913180
they just want people to buy shark cards

I miss Pea

>>159895793
i just couldnt, but you do you i guess

>>159915414
Snap, go away.

>>159915552
How about I snap your neck and take your /gtag/ girlfriend for talking to me like that

How do I become a jet-shitter god?

>>159915661
you need a dash in front of your name, you have to be a cunt to everyone and complain about people doing the exact same thing you do

Just use the map and spam the ground in the general area, that's it. It's not hard at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbKi1VJRJc

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>>159915661
unless you legitimately care about the combat meta, you don't

if you seriously value your K/D literally just get a friend to create a new character and invite them to a private session/deathmatch

anyone inquires about it, just ignore them or leave the session before they can bring you down. for maintenance consult pic related

>Flying Hydra
>Switch to jet mode
>Point straight up
>STALL: Low airspeed!
If it can increase its altitude with just the engines on the bottom, why can't it do the same with the help of the rear engine?

>>159916001
some shit about being too heavy despite being possessing the highest top speed in the game

>>159916174
But it's lifting the same amount of weight as it is in hover mode. If it can climb with pure thrust in hover mode, it should be able to do the same in jet mode, especially since there's another big engine pushing.

>>159915875
>>159915748
Nah I don't give a flying fuck about my K/D in a game like GTA desu, I just got tired of these fuckers that blow up my crates on their hydras and I want to protect my friends while they do CEO stuff with it, and it turned out to be a bit harder than I expected

>>159916250
nope fuck you

Can you still kill tt'ers? I've been shooting at one with a tank for 3 minutes and nothing.
I just want the spam gone.

>>159917034
>Bitch and moan instead of finding a new session

Is Higgus the most tragic figure in /gtag/ history?

>>159917163
>getting mad at a question instead of looking away from the screen.

>>159917203
>tragic
more like a piece of shit

>>159917267
So would yeh fancy a shag or sumthin' maybe hol' hands?

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>Shotacon doesn't keep the ear-rape horn outside of adversary mode

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>>159918330
Stop reminding me.

>tfw no drive by dial-up

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Can u feel all that nullprofit going on?

>>159918330
>yfw you can get it with a menu

>>159918457
I can feel the room shake as Blater beats up her pussy, yes

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>>159918569
She's playing hard to get, and I am not trying to grab her by the pussy. Please, she's a classy women.

>>159918740
w-woman*