/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Dat benis :-D

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>>159241240
This is the next character that's being added to Paladins.

Gentlemen, how do we fix Bastion?

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anyone has the blizzcon schedule?

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Hello, where are the memes?

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>>159241579

>>159241572
https://blizzcon.com/en-us/schedule#fri-nov-4

>>159241548

A latino archer?

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Be gentle with Lena.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw3qfgjazQ

name a better feeling than this

>>159241572
https://blizzcon.com/en-us/schedule#fri-nov-4

>spend 5 minutes in queue
>get in a game, attack on volskaya
>literally shit all over the enemy team, steamrolling them in less time than it took to find a fucking game
is this game actually dead now? it died that fucking quickly?

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Bleu

>>159241772
People have work right now.

>>159241353
I wish more OW memes involved spurdo edits

>>159241240
>inevitably cringy and poorly acted Sombra interlude at blizzcon edition
Inb4 that copypasta for the 500,000th time, you know the one,

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>we're going to be hit with so much Overwatch lore in the next few days
>most, if not all of it, will result in copious shit posting
>more so if NOVEMBER comes to pass
>combine this with Sombra hype and shit posting

This general is going to be a mess for a few weeks.

>>159241772

>Why is this casual game with regional servers on a weekday afternoon not giving me a game every .5 attoseconds
>IT MUST BE DEAD

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Jesse McCree

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>>159241998
It's been a mess for the past few days, already. Let the shtposting and homoposting come. I will weather the storm with brown waifu.

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>>159241681
Only if that's what she asks for

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MOM!

Reposting in this thread. I've been tracking my progress this Season. Looks like I'm gonna make it to Masters boys

>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tDw_3A98R8mPBt7WRFlL0eFzIqCS8rS6wm-oF5eXQMw/edit#gid=0

Does anyone think something like this would be helpful on sites like MasterOverwatch? Showing you:

• How many games, on average based on your past performance, it will take you to get to your next rank
• Using statistical analysis to determine what rank you will be at the end of the Season if you keep playing like you have been
• How many wins you need to get to your next rank

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>>159241998
I don't see how this is terrible, it atleast is entertaining.

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>>159241849
I want to hug the Smugberry.

>>159242116
It was only bad when the ARG was hitting it's conclusion. Then it fizzled out. It's nothing compared to the level of posting we'll get in the next few days.

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>>159241849

>>159242121
I'm glad these pictures are still being posted.

>>159242121
What the hell is Genji doing to Tracer?

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>>159242392
What can I say they're pretty neat.

>>159242004
>>159241917
I've never had a problem finding a game at this time in any other game. I bet I could go find full battlefield 4 servers right now without issue.

Honestly I think the matchmaker being a black box is the problem.

Pharah prostitutes herself for fun

>>159242281
>he thinks the bitching and moaning if First Strike confirms 76 to be the gay one won't be awful

In other forums, yes it will lead to hilarious amounts of screen capture worthy moments but here it will be pure /pol/ level posts about having the liberal agenda shoved down their throats.

>>159242453
you see
theres this thing people do where they put their peepee in someones lovecave

>>159242483
kys retard

>>159242483
kys retard

>>159242483
kys retard

>>159242483
kys retard

>>159242483
kys retard

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>>159242495
not for fun, for Angela

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It better be canon that Sombra stream snipes D.Va's games.

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>>159242590
>>159242604
I don't frequent the general much, can someone explain this meme to me

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>>159242453
>He's giving her the hot cyborg dick

>>159242496
But that's half the fun riling them up and watching the tantrum they throw always makes me laugh.

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>>159242336
I'm ready. I'll even write short stories for the thread.

>>159242483
It's a ship that I'm happy other people share, at least.

>>159242540
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>>159242590
>>159242604
>>159242621
kys retard

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>>159242483
It's funny how you still trigger that one autist even after all this time. How long do you think till he kills himself?

>>159242685
Kys = kill yourself
Retard = (You)

am i the only one here who thinks mercy is a cutie ?

>>159242706
kys retard

>>159242685
well someone posted a something, the Genji/Tracer dude commented and now the kys anon spams him whenever he shows up.

i wish they both would leave

>>159242774
Yeah I know, but why do they always do it to those pictures.

>>159242706
kys retard

>>159242761
He's not the original. I am. I stopped because I don't want threads to crash because of one man.

>>159242685
See above.

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>been losing all day yesterday
>might have some better luck today
>play support because no one else wants to
>lose 4 matches terribly
>fuck it, go pharah even though I have little experience with her
>steamroll, potg, gold elim & damage, 7 environment kills, 35 kills 3 deaths, survive all my ults
All I want is a balanced match where every fight is exciting and it can tip to either side at any moment.
Alternating steamrolls is no fun.

>>159242685
it's not a meme. Literally one aspie getting triggered, so he keeps spamming the same phrase, but I don't know his endgame

>>159242706
kys retard

>>159242706
kys retard

>>159242706
kys retard

>>159242687
Those horrid tumblr noses

>Sombra is a hacker collective
Wait what?

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>>159242685
It's kys anon he's a pretty cool guy

>>159242621
How you been man, get any resumes put out there or is that later?

>>159242761
The best part is we both do it on purpose to crash fetish op threads, or just shitposting general threads I just hadn't heard from him in a while.

>>159242953
Sombra is the Overwatch unvierse's Anonymous

>>159242854
>I stopped because I don't want threads to crash because of one man.
I like you

>>159242883
>triggered
how dare you, I'm merely shitposting for shitposting's sake

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Best ship but not becoming canon

>>159242862
What SR. Anything below masters is a cluster fuck

>>159242953
Eres Sombra????

>placement matches put me at 2500
>get up to 2600
>drop to 2400
>can't climb and feel like im gonna drop to 2300s

just kill me now

i don't know how to carry these retards

>>159242987
i hate everything you stand for, bitch

>playing Lucio
>enemy team has a mei
>have to decide between saving healing and saving speed boost to help my team escape her cancerous ultimate

I would hate this chink cunt much more if she wasnt so god damn sexy.

>>159242987
That's what I'm planning on doing today desu. Got a few days free so I'm gonna revise my resume some more and shit out some cover letters and go to town.

At what time during Blizzcon can we expect Sombra to hit?

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>>159243051
>that spoiler

This is bullshit but I believe you

>>159243149
Opening Ceremony

>>159243005
>The sugar skull is their guyfawkes mask.
>She doesn't were it because she isn't a neck beard
Whelp i'm just going to rethink this arg.

>>159243053
Started as gold and been on a steady decline ever since. I know I'm not a great player, but I am convinced that while most players I meet have more or less the same motor skills, they are just plain stupid, playing it like a tdm and fapping over medals.

>>159242834
I never really leave just tone down my shitposting when it's not boring.

>>159243093
Good

>>159243123
Nice best of luck to you

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>>159243025
I try to live a good Christian life on a good Christian board, friend. On the plus side, though, I've come to see just how cute Ana and Reinhardt are together.

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>>159242676
>>159242687
So it begins

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I saw Hana Song(D.Va) at Volkskaya Industries yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a bitch and bother her and ask her for shield matrix or anything.

She said, “The destruction caused by the omnics here... it reminds me of home”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Hello!” but she kept cutting me off and going “HEPPY HALLOWEEN” and streaming video games in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my positioning, and I heard her boost as I walked off. When I came to defend at the chokepoint up front I saw her trying to snipe out the door with like fifteen DPS at that range without closing.

The Reinhardt at the wall was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Group up at my position!” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and came up to the chokepoint.

When she took out one of the healers and lost her mech multiple times, he stopped her and told her to focus them each individually “to prevent any ultimate feeding,” and then turned around and shielded me. I don’t even think she's a tank. After he shielded each chokepoint and pushed them back and started to say good job team, she kept interrupting him by saying "gold elims".

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>>159243149
Probably after they show her cinematic trailer, though she'll most likely be on the PTR for testing for the next 2 weeks before she hits live.

>>159243149
>Reavel Sombra is a group just before blizzcon
>All blizzard employees put on sombra masks at the same time and shut down all the computers
>Metzen returns to the stage
>The news of my demise is greatly exaggerated.png
>GEEK IS, HACKER GROUPS AND HACKTAVISM

>>159242496
tbqh, if Jack and Gabe had a romantic relationship, it could make things more interesting if handled well.

Though at that point it'd be much more likely to go full soap opera.

>>159243425

Oh great we have gone from lesbian shipping to interracial lesbian shipping now. Go away tumblr. Unless you have interracial loli lesbian shipping then you can stay.

>>159243563
but hana is a loli

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Im gonna fuck this latin cunt's thicc thighs

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>>159243202
Look on the bright side, they'd probably make it corny and stupid if it was actually canon

Just like Soldier being Pharah's dad is going to be corny as fuck

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>>159243365
>ana n rien lewds

I have too much respect for them both to even think about it

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>>159243149
I thought all big shit happened at the opening ceremony which starts in 23 hours. Even if she wasn't revealed then the "What's new" panel for OW isn't long after.

>>159242713
>I'll even write short stories for the thread.

After you get material from First Strike to work with or do you have ideas already?

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Loli-Hana is so cute!

>>159243639
You cant I claimed her first.

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>>159243691
I can imagine it. I can imagine it pretty easily, actually. Two rather good-looking old people, lonely after a long life and understanding one another? Especially with a deep history like they both have with each other? Totally gonna bone.

They probably fucked in the past, too.

>>159243563
>complaining about non-straight relationships and interracial relationships

>>>/pol/

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>>159243639
goddamn, could this waifu surpass young ana?

>>159243051
>>159243202

It is anon, it's all but confirmed at this point.

>>159243679
Anon, you're steal shit posting and you know it. 76 being the daddy was debunked months ago too, come on now.

>>159243873
Back to >>>/lgbt/ degenerate. /owg/ is a straight board.

>>159243563
>interracial lesbian shipping now

PharahxMercy has been around for a while

>>159243679
ok now THAT spoiler is definitely a load of bullshit, i think they are more likely to be gay (which is still unlikely) than jack turning out to be fareeha's mom

This Gabe Morrison meme is just fucking dumb. I hope they are the straightest white and latin men of all time. All because the fucks who keep spamming it like it came out of the Bible ruined it.

>>159244020
ruined what exactly?

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>>159243932
>>159244014
I hope you're right but stay woke

>>159243761
I already have ideas, but ideas from the thread are also welcome. Here's what I have on the docket.

>Hana/76 lewds where she masturbates in the MEKA while he's nearby and unaware of what's going on.
>Zarya asking McCree out on a date and having a romantic, if not completely awkward time of it
>Reinhardt and Ana getting together after a cool night in Eichenwalde, reminiscing about their previous relationship in Overwatch's early years
>Tracer fondling Genji's butt during lunch in Watchpoint:Gibraltr's mess hall
>Mercy and S:76 sharing a semi-lewd massage together
>Reinhardt, Ana, and Pharah having a stern talk about something. Not sure what, yet.

>>159243932
>they tell everyone that Pharah is aware of her father and knows him
>somehow debunks 76

??????

I'm not saying he is but that's not "debunking"

I wish there was a feature wherein anyone who has made even a single post on /b/, /r9k/, or /pol/ in the last five years is unable to post on any boards but those for the next five.

>>159243851
Nah fucker, when that first leak came in, I was one of the only ones who knew it was her. All you naysayers and shitposters and meme fucks stay away from my purple taco!!

>>159243365
Oh course the ex-playboy would shatter the tension.

>>159244224
>Taco

With those thighs she is a burrito.

>>159244217
They said her father hasn't been shown yet. That automatically disqualifies everyone in the playable cast, as well as any named non-playable characters.

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>>159243365
Genji is a little shit. Hanzo was right to kill him

>>159244071
The idea of it. I wasn't super on board with it at first, and all this 'Fuck you, it's confirmed' nonsense just turned me off to the idea.

>>159244364
Can I get a source on that my dude

>>159242820
No. My favorite.

>>159244281
>>159244390
He's jealous because his body is nasically a piece of jerky. Genji couldn't pull any ladies in his current state unless they were into mummies.

Unless said lady was a spunky, cheery Brit who loves him for who he is instead of the person he pretends to be.

>>159243864
stop making me feel squishy and romantic because that reminds me of my partner

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>tfw you know a lot about the meta and strategies, but can't play the game well

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>>159243864
No thanks anon

tho I do like the pairing and it's cute ... just no lewds.. they are p u r e

>>159243080
Soldier. Never obsolete.

>>159244513
>tfw you know enough about meta and strategies and are also able to aim so the game stays fun
life is good

>>159243080
Zarya.

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>>159244452
Here's what he's probably remembering.

>>159244506
Their voice lines speak a lot about their bond. Calling it romantic would be reaching, but Reinhardt and Ana definitely care for one another. They have both respect and affection for the other, and are happy to fight along eah other's side again.

Reinhardt would rather have his liebling behind his shield on the battlefield instead of in some dusty old home, anyway. Ana, in the meantime, knows that she'll be able to keep her loveable oaf alive if she's pumping him with healing darts instead of sending him home.

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Soon

>>159241548
Weird that they would add a second archer.

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>>159244564
Your loss. Old people who have physicallh fit bodies have the best sex. Experience is a hell of a thing to have.

Frankly, I'm more into the thought of them just doing comfy shit together, like reading books by the fireside while cuddled up in a warm blanket.

>>159244694
so it's not 76 because she would have noticed it was her father?
lame.

>Hook someone while they are ulting
>tbag them
>They spend the rest of the match raging

I love how every character except 76 is designed with bullshit things to ruin your day.

>>159241548
Is that a troll? I cant find a single announcement or reference to ShaLin or a new Paladins hero.

>>159244789
T H I C C

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>>159244789
i cannot WAIT for the r34 of that semen demon

>>159244694
This does not debunk 76 at all. He says in universe Pharah knows her father and that's it. It's not saying Pharah's father hasn't been shown, it's saying Blizzard hasn't revealed who her father is yet.

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I will never forget best Sombra...

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Jesse McCree. His name rolls off the tongue like smooth velvety baby juice. Is there any sound in the world better than McCree's name? Maybe his voice. I'd like his voice to snugly wrap me foreverially delitized in it's warm folds and ooze into my gaping ear canals. Here are five fun facts about McCree's voice!

1. Woah there!
2. Scuse me!
3. Like shooting fish in a barrel!
4. I'm in LOVE with Jesse!

>>159245417
This will always be Sombra in my heart

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>>159245459
MemeCree time? MemeCree time.

>>159243719
I would laugh myself to an ulcer if she wasn't unveiled during Blizzcon either.

>"The future is looking bright for Overwatch... although one individual might have a say otherwise, but we'll just have to keep an eye out for this enigma!"
>No hacks happen
>Small clues are scattered instead on the screen that is otherwise busy showing off the past 5 months of OW
>It all leads to the continuation of the Volskaya part of the ARG
>Sombra isn't revealed until end of S2 on Nov 24
>Lasts on the PTR until start of S3 which is when she goes live

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Anybody know if is is possible to build a macro for gengu ledge boost? Way too inconsistent to use normally. Would be fun to slingshot every now and then into an enemy team for surprise weeb blade

>>159242706
kys retard

I'm about to go to bed, homoposters of /owg/. Can i get lewds of 76 and McCree so i can dream about them.

>>159240409
or she was working with los muertos at the time, whom she called "clowns", before moving to Talon

>>159245161
Anon... >>159145952

>>159245289
Not taking sides, just posting the actual quote so it can't be misquoted

>>159245860
I know. That's weird. There is nothing anywhere on google about a new Paladins hero. Hmm.

>>159244894
Apparently they are turning their current archer into a crossbowwoman since her bow and her abilities pretty much fire like one.

>>159244789

I want a mad scientist to kidnap us both, rip off her head, transplant mine onto its place, and make me dance for money.

>>159245842
Just search for mc76 on tumblr. I am not getting banned again. I posted sfm semi-naked hanzo and somehow got banned even though worse things have been posted here.

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>>159241548

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>>159244217
Are you saying this doesn't? How delusional.
Also Pharah's biography says she comes from a long line of decorated soldiers. Morrison was a farmer.

>>159246224
so you mean to say that Paladins is basically the exact same game but cheaper, and that there's no reason to ever buy Overwatch?

> pick hero
> other guys asks to play it
> his stats and WR are worse than yours

What do?

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>>159242510

>>159246185
What's sfm? You mean sfw?

ay yo wens sombra

>>159246285
Eat a store brand poptart and tell me if it is "the same but cheaper".

>>159242706
I think it's cute desu

>>159246386
lol

>>159242487
Battlefield 4 is a lot more lenient on skill matchmaking, and you can join games in progress with large lobbies. Not comparable to OW which has much smaller lobbies and has a heavier focus on skill matching.

>>159246285
t. poorfag who ate "Sugar-Coated Corn Flakes" because his parents said they were the same as Frosted Flakes

>>159246359
Reyes is actually a big fan of Juan Gabriel

>>159246162
>Not just a brain swap
It's way more dehumanizing.

>>159246386
how nu r u?

No, for real, how new? Does google not work for you?

>>159243080
you placed in a dead average SR and you think you're good enough to "carry"?

>>159246403
>>159246492
Most of the generic shit is made in the exact same factory as the name brand shit. The only reason you think it tastes different is placebo, plain and simple. There are definitely instances where this isn't true (some cereals come to mind, like you mention) but for stuff like peanut butter? no difference.

>>159246468
>quickplay
>MMR mattering
mem

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>>159246334
If it's QP then you might aswell let him/her, if it's comp, ask why he/she wants it. Communication is key, friend.

>>159246386
It stands for Source Film Maker. Use google so you don't get ruined by everyone in this thread, friend!

>>159246508
>Reyes is actually a big fan of Maná
Fix'd.

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I'm stuck at rank 2500 but I don't know how to get better. I just feel like the enemy team always uses their ultimates better. For what it's worth, I am always one of the ones stuck in the blizzard, the black hole, the earth shatter, etc. Does that mean I have bad awareness?

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>>159246590
That depends on the store, anon. Walmart brand generic food is trash while Costco brand generic food can sometimes even be better than the brand-name.

>>159246590
>peanut butter
Definitelt noticeable tbqh

>>159246590
I once ate store brand strawberry jam. I will not make the mistake again even if I have nothing else to eat. I would sooner starve than eat that mash of horse hooves and blackboard chalk with "strowbury (tm)" flavoring.

And that is how I feel about Paladins.

>>159246741
You know, fair point. I was thinking of costco when I was typing this. Most of the Kroger brand stuff I see is identical too.

>>159246760
I find it really hard to believe that in a double blind taste test they'd find any difference. Again, they're made in the same factory.

This is a meaningless discussion anyway, my question is more, is paladins actually that bad? Or is it merely worse than overwatch, but still OK for a free to play game?

>>159246830
well, if you played it really early, it was super slow compared to how it is now, shit feels faster now.

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>56 hours played with McCree
>0 Games Played
Anyone else have this glitch?

>>159246725
what class do you usually play?
just make sure you're behind the tank if you're dps or support and stick with the team.

>>159246587
I mean that's what you have to do to climb right

And i did my fair share of supporting it's just that nobody on the enemy team died and thats when i dropped to 2400 :p

>SombraxHana
I like it.

>>159246725
Yeah poor positioning. You need to learn the effective ranges of your character and your opponents.

>>159247136
I love it.

>>159246908
Paladins isn't a bad game, but there's no reason to play it instead of Overwatch.

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Why do people keep picking Mercy on anything but defense?

>>159246590
Depends on the brand and product. Often the storebrand stuff is made in the same factory but it can use a different recipe.

>>159247086
Did you actually play in season 1 or what?

I hope the 25% more ult charge for all heroes doesn't go through

It'll make it so people will refuse to switch more than now as ult charge is more important

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>>159247136
Hana is straight as an arrow.

>>159247136
If her bio is true she would be in her thirties and thus way too old for her

>>159246680
Reyes is actually a big fan of Vicente Fernandez.

Who here using competitive points on sombra Uzi?

>>159247314
>implying that the kind of people who refuse to swap would even recognize the change
Get real, anon.

grill here i need more tips on how to make a successful strim

do people actually like the ditzy overemotional helpless noob act?

stream overlays - what do you guys think?

would you watch a streamer who only plays 1-2 games but does it daily?

>>159247362
Hana is a transbian.

>>159247362
Who's to say Sombra wouldn't force her?

>>159247314
They need to nerf ult effectiveness so they're not rare team wipes instead of frequent team wipes.

>>159247419
> tfw will only have enough if I reach Masters this season
> 150 pts away

awoooo

>>159247453
Speak English properly

>>159246509

that's why i want it to happen

>>159247314
Fuck off, I'm fucking sick and tired of games being decided because of Q presses.

>>159247453
desu overwatch streamers are a dime a dozen and the game isn't really that interesting to watch
i'd be a lot more interested in watching someone stream something they love than try and cash in on a game just because it's the flavor of the month

>>159247476
only ana and mei basically team wipe every time they ult though.

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>>159247384
>way too old for her

>>159247475
Why would she say no to Sombra anyway?

>>159245459
His name rolls off the tongue like Batman Tarzan.

explain how stuns are fair in this game

>>159247419
is the end of season reward based on highest ranking or on medal type?

>>159247476
They need to make Ult use riskier, that's what they need.

WM Ult should cancel if she dies, JR tires fizzle or spontaneously explode if JR dies, etc. The 25% will just make the game feel sluggish and it'll make fights hinge even harder on Qs than now, creating an entirely opposite effect to what people want.

>>159247591
Explain how Mei is fair in this game

>>159247568
10+ age difference is too much imo. I hate it.

>>159247591
It's the only counter play to Tracer and Genji being niggers

>there are people who play zenyatta who can't aim or discord high value targets

why even play robot ghandi

>>159247663
half of mei's kit is based around stuns you dipshit

>>159247302
Why does she look less like a semen demon when in her demon form?

>>159247605
highest ranking

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>>159247545
tfw have weird accent and too embarrassed to watch my own vods
my english is pretty good though

>>159247557
my first love is dota which gets very few views sadly so im trying out new popular games as well, overwatch is fun and i can play with friends so idm

>>159247591
It can stop insta killing abilities like reaper and mccree so it's fair

>>159247573
Because she's straight, and a bratty little shit who is very likely to play hard to get?

>>159247818
Give a stream link, then.

>>159247114
I try to play mccree but I am pretty bad at him. When I play soldier, I usually get 3+ golds. Sometimes I play Mei but I don't understand if I should be using icicle or ice spray.

>>159247643
>>159247476
To be quite honest, in my opinion ults should have been things that charged way, WAY faster, but less powerful in the first place.

This 25% decrease thing is terrible indeed.

>>159245459
Don't toy with my emotions is it really you?

>>159247086
>>159247309
Nope, never played McCree in season 1 at all.

>>159247818
If you have an accent that makes your English incomprehensible then your pronunciation has a lot of faults. Otherwise, you have to be more confident.

>>159247827
>she's straight

Prove it. You literally can't. :^)

>>159246741
but the gameplay in paladins is better than overwatch's though, only the graphics/sound, the package and brand are what sucks.

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This game's weird. I feel like the community behind it loves it, but is just so angry.
Everyone seems to love the gameplay/heroes/maps but hate each other with passion. God forbid you have an idea or want to lend direction to the team.
This game is just so 2016. Everyone is aggressive and opinionated. Normally that wouldn't be a bad thing but it feels like there's no room to breath. If you're not coming in with 5 friends then you really have no say. Not just the game but the community itself, everyone's so afraid to agree with new ideas that they'll just shit on you unless they see the first few responses are positive. This whole Sombra thing has been a bitch too. I understand that things don't always go as planned during development. I figure that somewhere toward the end of the original Sombra's dev cycle, they discovered something detrimental and found she didn't work, so bad that they had to do a complete rework from a core level. That's fine! It'd be nice if Blizz talked about it after all is done, but it's not the end of the world. Games like this are big and take a lot to make them work, new heroes will arrive when they arrive. The responses I've seen though has been shit.
And most of the "best" youtubers are pretty bad.There's My Overwatch, Your Overwatch, Overwatch Central. I'm not sure which is which.
The one that always opens with that rhythmic "My name is Ryan, my name is Moosko" or whatever is annoying in that regard, though their content is usually ok. That Freedo guy and his other butt buddy are the worst. Using their channel as a soap box for "X didn't change classes when I told him too, everyone needs to listen to me because I'm on Youtube!" Which wouldn't be nearly as bad if he wasn't always pretending to preach teamwork and compromise. I guess compromise to him means "do what I say";
I think I need a break. I love this thread, you guys have the best porn. I just need a break from the game. The game and the subreddit are where the real toxins are.

>>159247453
the boobstreamer market is oversaturated

the key is building your own brand and socialising, this is important no matter the gender.

Check out annemunition who is a girl gamer without whoring her body out or even being good at the games she plays. But she has personality and draws 1500 to over 2000 viewer when streaming OW

>>159247896
Mei
>near enemy
spray
>far enemy
icicle
>ultimate combo
freeze enemy + icicle headshot

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Fucking bring back Pharah's EMP.

I wonder if theres an overwatch thread without cancer shipping

>>159247896
>Mei
RMB most of the time, you can use LMB to lock down beefier targets. LMB is a dps loss in a lot of cases, if you're good with aiming RMB you're just wasting time spraying ching chong saliva on your enemy.

>>159247453
I watch a grill streamer only because she has 3 top 500 accounts, and plays a godly McCree

>>159247896
>>159248064

If you are bad at mccree then you will also be bad at Mei because both require flicking. Try Tracer she is about tracking like Soldier and also unlike soldier is not a shit hero.

>>159248038
Just play the game and don't go the online communities, is it really that hard.

>>159248120
You realize when First Strike comes out you're not going to escape it anywhere, right?

>>159248038
I somehow get the feeling this is some sort of copypasta shitpost, but I actually agree.

I love the game but the people playing it are shit and act like shit.

>>159248091
What

>>159248038
>s My Overwatch, Your Overwatch, Overwatch Central.
They are all shit cashgrabs that hinge on SEO. You shouldn't watch anyone's content unless you know what rank they are. I think "overwatch central" they guy who makes those vids is ranked plat.

>>159248005
Then there you go. That's why it says 0 games. You're looking at season 1 competitive.

>>159247891
please dont bully

I'm techiespicker on twitch

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>>159248038
3 days should be good enough. But seriously, just play around in QP with some friends and don't pay attention to the other stuff. That simple.

>>159248091
Blizzard unironically thinks Pharah is too strong.

>>159248215
man, if it ends up with 76 not being gay and its just reaper and his gay lover was killed by omnics and 76 and repear have no sexual attraction between the two, its totally going to be like that one guy who thought pharah was an amputee and got destroyed.

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>>159248120
You posted in the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

Nothing wrong with shipping. It's fun and harmless.

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What's the best skin and why is it Weightlifter/Champion?

>>159248292
I know, but it says I have 56 hours played. Its clearly a glitch - how do I have 56 hours played with McCree when I never played McCree?

No one else has seen this glitch before?

>>159248150
I'm awful at aiming so i only play spam DVa and Mei with some Mercy

calibrated at around 2.3k so im not really good just average i guess

>>159248346
It really isn't because that amputee fag was one autistic person while reaper and 76 have a very large following. Just check tumblr

what's going to happen when they DON'T reveal Sombra at Blizzcon?

>>159246492
Most store brands are literally the exact same product made in the exact same factory with the exact same materials but put in a different box.

Seriously, look into it.

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>Opening ceremony is almost over.
>Overhead and other large screens start acting glitchy.
>Cue bad acting from Blizzard.
>"Uh oh guys, looks like we're being HACKED!"
>"OH NO, COULD IT BE? SOMBRA?!"

If she's revealed at the opening ceremony there is a non-zero chance that this will happen and everyone will loathe it.

>>159248215
I just want to come on this thread and look at sombra update shit, people's thoughts on things in general, recommendations, tips and cool stuff. Not see "oh I think zarya would totally lick mercy's butthole" "NO ZARYA WOULDN'T KYS" "76 is my dad" "genji has a robot penis" etc

>>159248195
not the same guy. I'm trying to git gud with Tracer but I don't get many kills, get raped fast. What's the basic strat?

>>159248318
wait, there's already yuri of Sombra? Post more

>>159247891
>>159247891
WHATS THE VERDICT :(

how do you fix an accent

>>159248357
Raindancer

>>159248310
You should cosplay as Mei and stream. People would get a kick out of it.

If you want to be taken seriously, though, stop doing the downward camera boob angle bullshit. Even if you don't have your tits out, it's just a bad angle for most people.

Do diamonds party within 500 or 1k rating?

>>159248440
we demand the cruxification of jeff kaplan

>>159242121
literally everyone knows that Genji is into being dommed by Mercy

>>159248265
I believe in the beta Pharah's CG ate shields

>>159248357
even though it's the best zarya skin it still sucks

is there a stream of BlizzCon or something? i don't want to pay money to see what the fuck is going to happen.

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expected skins for christmas?

>santa Tobjorn
>Mei snowball

>>159243425
what does "conejita" mean? little bunny?

>>159248776
There won't be a Christmas event. There might be a "Holidays" event, but even that is unlikely.

>>159248590
It's difficult, but the main thing is to listen to the accent you want to have and record yourself speaking. Try to mimic the accent you want. Watch how people who have the accent you want move their mouthes.

>>159248627
haha ive been thinking about doing that for the winter months

i have a webcam taped to the wall because my stream setup is super ghetto, is this angle better?

http://i.imgur.com/hf9hXfw.png

>>159248528
First of all Winston and Mei do not counter Tracer. Winston counters Genji but not Tracer. People who say they do have bad blink management (ie not always having one blink to go) or worse think you can't blink backwards. You can kill a mccree who is somehow by himself but be wary of mccrees who are with team. Don't use recall like a chicken who insta recalls from taking 10 damage.

Other than that it's all about getting good with track aiming through training bots

>>159248719
on the blizzcon page and on twitch for the opening ceremony both free, everything else will cost

>>159248880
Source?

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>>159248346
Actually no, it won't matter because that's not how shipping works. Shipping simply ignores canon and follows the person's kinks, fetishes and ersonal preferences. If it happens to be supported by canon - great, if not - nobody cares

>>159248897
time to give myself a posh brit accent

thanks for the advice ill try it out :)

>>159248871
>conejita
Yes, Specifically Female bunny

>>159248776
hopefully santa dress mercy. i couldnt get the witch mercy now i want to kill my self. hopefully since theyre letting people buy skins i can save up for a hot one

>>159248983
Are you retarded? It's a little female bunny.

>>159248972
Political correctness. Christmas is just that, Christ-mass. It's too Christian, and the SJWs just can't have that.

>>159248335
Dude splash damage is OP, lmao.
DUDE BRONZE CAN'T HIT PHARAH, SHE'S FINE, LMAO.

>>159248871
Female little bunny

>>159248351
I like Reinhardt/Ana, but only as friends. He was probably all like 'Oh, Mein Dylcinea, let me help cross this puddle' and she's like 'Oh, Rein, you and your chivalry gimmicks'

>>159248265
Her concussion blast used to damage shields.

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>>159244390
Brothers fight but in the end they should always have each other's back.

>>159248914
Better. I'll try to check out more of your streams, as long as you don't devolve into twitch-meme shit or become a cash cow.

>>159248991
Good luck, anonette!

>>159248952
So no World Cup?

>>159247362
It's not gay if Sombra has a thick meaty cock to dick Hana with.

>>159248038
the absolute best are players on the forums who tell other players that getting screwed by Blizzard ending the event early is their own fault and not Blizzard's.

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>>159249152
Blizzard continuing the traditional war on christmas, am I right?

Is blizzcon on right now? I can't see anything on the schedule the site seems to be broken maybe?

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>>159249215
I know, quarrels and bitches are fleeting, brodom is forever

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>>159249047
i dream of Snegurochka Zarya (russian Santa's sidekick)

>>159248983
>male
that would be "conejito"

>>159249338
Opening ceremony isn't until Tomorrow at 11AM PST

>>159249234
>become a cash cow.
could you be more specific about this? my dream is to be able to make a living streaming games that i love so eventually ill have to monetise it but im not sure what is a good way to do that

>>159248357
Champion is great, wish I had it
Weightlifter has an awful color scheme that makes it look like an ugly blob

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>>159249338

Blizzcon starts the 4 of november. Tomorrow. Dont worry the second it starts all the general will be talking about and links to streams will be posted.

>>159249319
I am shitposting, but I'm also being honest. I doubt there will be a specific Christmas event. There will probably be a Winter event, and maybe a Holidays event, but nothing called Christmas.

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I am extremely bad at playing DPS heroes and you guys say it's the only way to increase MMR. I've been losing MMR ever since placement matches trying to play DPS. I am just bad. No matter what hero I play, I'm bad. I am about to give up on this game. I try to practice with training bots and I get better, but in a real match I just can't do anything. Everyone stands behind the enemy reinhardt's shield and I am doing zero damage while they are pushing up the payload. Or worse, it's king of the hill and there are 3 people standing near me, I freak out because I don't know who to shoot, and then I die.

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>>159249187
I love them as old lovers who found each other again. He doesn't have to be Pharah's dad or anything, but the chemistry between them is almost tangible.

Can't you imagine seeing them on a park bench in Eichenwalde, watching people go about their day while chatting about nothing in particular?

>"I can imagine no one else to spend my twilight years with, my dear."
>"Such a charmer. No wonder I fell for you, you sly old fox."

And Pharah keeps trying to hang out with them because she wants to be like her mom and wants to hang out with her childhood hero.

>>159249338
it starts in 22 hours

>>159249369
>western santa gets an old hag and and a bunch of ugly elves
>commie santa gets a waifu

based russians

>>159249215
wait, how did Hanzo kill Genji? I thought that he just got cut the fuck up with his sword, but he's apparently charbroiled all over like Anakin Skywalker?

>>159249247
I guess it will be on twitch, esports always was free in the past

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>>159245417
;_;

>>159249425
>>159249459
Cool, I'm not interested in any of the virtual 'goodies' so if there are stream links on this general I'll be lurking I guess.

>>159247301
Pretty much this. The only reason to play Paladins is if you don't want to pay for Overwatch. If you have the money to spend, OW is just a much better game.

>>159245417
You people remind me of the ones who thought a chatbot had feelings.

>>159249439
This isn't the best place to ask, but...

While it is inevitable that you have to sell out if you want to make a living on twitch, don't become one of those female gamers that uses other people or her body to become famous. I'm not using cash cow in the right sense of the word, but I thought it would make more sense contextually.

>>159249518
Sword+dragons

>>159249510
who the fuck is that girl supposed to be

>>159249510
>Can't you imagine seeing them on a park bench in Eichenwalde, watching people go about their day while chatting about nothing in particular?
I can, but I just don't see reinhardt as a sexual object so it's hard for me to ship him with anyone

>>159249518
We just don't know. Moreover. We don't even know what part of his body still remains. Is he like Raiden, or Grey Fox? It's a mystery. We only know that his face has what looks like burn scars

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>>159249518
>Nano machine dragons and shit son

No one is 100% on it but Hanzo did beat him with a sword as to what all he did its hazy. The best we know is that it left Genji practically dead and Hanzo filled with remorse for what he had done.

>>159249652
oh yes of course, my little brother watches me stream so i have to be a good role model for him haha

thank you for the help!

>>159249518
We don't know but I'm guessing Genji was caught in some sort of explosion.

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>>159249439
What he means is Don't Become a Kacytron, don't purposely weary push up bras and deep cleavage shirts, yoga pants, get a white board, have 3/4ths of your stream be you sitting at the title menu of the game while you talk and do little subtle things like bending over in front of the camera or saying purposely dirty things and fake crying so people can donate you 100$ to call you a chink whore. You know...Cash Sows.

Just do what you love, play your games, and follow your ambitions.

>>159249578
I'm sure there will be links to watch panels but the opening ceremony is also free and that's where stuff is usually announced.

>>159242324
please stop this, D.Va is NOT for abuse

>>159249704
Gerard's secret Overwatch girlfriend. One woman is just not enough. A man has got to have at least a dozen.

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>>159249704
It's his squire from his comic.

>>159249719
It doesn't have to be sexual. To be honest, old folks like them would only get as close as cuddling. They'd kiss a lot - at least three times a day - but never do much more than that.

>>159249738
No problem. Again, I wish you the best of luck.

>>159248038
hi friend, i found that for me the game is a LOT more fun when playing QP with my 2 buddies. I never play alone and completely stopped playing comp. I am diamond and not skilled to go any further so i don't really care. You should try that too, grab a few buddies after work and just chill and play with them. You'll see it's a different game entirely.

>>159248686
fuck off michael chu you poor excuse for a writer

WHERE ARE THE FEMALE OMNICS, BLIZZARD

>>159249738
Actually, you should watch nyanners stream. She's cornered the market for "cute and kinda funny girl raking in the lonely nerds", so you might do well to take some notes. That being said, she already had a massive fanbase even before streaming, but it is comparatively untapped compared to all the "hey look at my tits" female streamers.

>>159249439
Main complaint I see about female streamers is there cam taking up a ridiculous portion of the screen. Steer clear of that and you're already doing better than alot of them.

>>159248464
Jeff is going to load up on pills before going on stage with all the pressure we've built up for him n ow.

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To the anons who said to practice McREE against ana bots with headshot only mode are gods. My aim is really good now.

>>159249514
>waifu
she's his granddaughter, you sick fuck

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>"No pain, no gay"
Wow, that's a bit on the nose, no?

>futuristic world full of super powers and advanced technology with the world on the 2nd brink of destruction
>fans only care about gay shipping and characters theyd like to fuck

wow

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Think Blizzard will apologize for the super shitty arg at Blizzcon?

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>>159249807
Sombra totally Hack's Hana's meck to do horrible things to her, like vibrating and heating her pilot seat, taking over her stream and playing hours of porn compilations of asian girls getting femdomed, using Voip bugs to take over her coms and talk dirty in her ear wherever she goes until finally Hana just kicks in her door and starts furiously making out with her, knocking over everything and they hate fuck on the floor of Sombra's room.

>insta lock Young Genji on my team (low Plat, average us 2250 SR)
>has golden sword

So what are the odds he is going to rage about MMR hell and his team holding him back if we ever start losing?

>>159249439
Be a likable person. Biggest streamers are popular because they're a character. Doesn't even matter what they stream

>>159250032
I hope Zarya is straight and the gay one is someone like Lucio.

Speaking of Lucio, Blizzard confirmed on Twitter that his legs are armored, not prosthetic.

>>159248914
I like this angle a lot more.

you are seriously qt azn. you should do well on twitch.

>>159250035
Welcome to the future. The game has a fair bit of focus on the characters instead of the world, so it's natural that people would care more about them.

>>159249967
Zenyatta.

>>159250032
I wish more of the girls had exposed armpits

>>159250097
Most you'll get is some kind of "We wanted to involve the community in something fun and will try to improve in the future"