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Pre-Stream Edition

Previous Thread: >>159007880

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB36)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?17106

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOK-TNKNmw&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE
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got ya in my sight
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This new champion is going to suck.

>male
>sniper
>sniper with a bow
>male sniper with a bow in paladins

...
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SKYE BUFFS SOON
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what's being changed in 37
aside from potg being deleted forever
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>>159146142
Is Kinessa cuter version of Soldier?
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>>159146219
now you can rage about not only shitty Kinessa players but also shitty bowdude players as well. This'll be fun.

ARE ALL OF YOU READY FOR KINESSA AND BOWDUDE INSTAPICKS? with extra spicy Aggression to top it off
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The ranked players suck.
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>>159146302
-looks like tracer
-brown abs like pharah
-widow gun
-symmetra turret like mines
-soldier-like ult
-picked by shitters like hanzo
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CANT
EVEN
DO
THE
PATCH
SHOW
RIGHT
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>>159145952
>ce[S]t
>days after summer time ended

sasuga lo-rez
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please be good please be good please be good
i want a good champ please please please
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>>159146552
kek not suprising can't wait to see what they break now.
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>Bitch about Cassie all the time but never put any time into her
>Make a meme roll load out
>Catch cancer
>Chase around flankers with ease
>Roll passed tank shields for days
>2 sec CD on roll with every roll because her log arrows never miss

What a joke of a character.
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>>159146816
Evie!!!!!!!!!!
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>>159146816
Fuck
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>>159146816
Fernando
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>11 minutes late
>5 minute countdown

Fuck
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stream starts in 5 minutes
or Sombra is fucking with us too with a cooldown
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>>159146816
Obviously Fernando or Viktor.
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>>159146816
Please no SJW bullshit in this game.
Its one of the reasons I play this instead of Overwatch.

>>159146926
Fuck you
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>>159146816
Ying :^)
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>>159146816
Pip___
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It sounded like shaolin like the monks, so it's probably going to be Xiao Lin, he already has the color scheme for it
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>>159147168
it's not guy if he shatters afterwards
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>>159146816
Grover.
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>>159146816
Grover.
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>>159147182
leave
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>>159146816
1. Pip
2. Ruckus
3. Mal'damba

Human characters would have their models be too different to accomodate different sexes. These ones work.
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>Raynday again

FUCK
OFF
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>crystal only chest
>rares or better ONLY

OY VEY
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>>159146816
Francesca skin confirmed.
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>>159146816
Fernando of course.

So, how will the free crystal weekend work?
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That Makoa
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>Plush Makoa exclusive to Colossal Chest

OY VEY
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>75 crystals for gold chests to get random rare items and exclusive items (Viking Pip/Kinessa, etc)
>Plushie Makoa is a CHEST-EXCLUSIVE skin
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>made with 100% love
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wheres the stream??????????????
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YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?
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>>159147640
up your ass
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Another chest :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

125 crystal minimum, aren't recolors 125 crystals? Have fun with that. Oh hey a chest exclusive skin already

>>159147640
https://www.twitch
.tv/paladinsgame
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>>159147630
the eyes shouldn´t move imo
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>>159147630
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UPDATED MAPS
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Tickle-Me Makoa confirmed.
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>>159147686
150 crystals, everything inside will be rare or better.
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>>159147686
It's only Rare Quality skins and above so Common Quality Recolors are excluded.
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>>159147774
Looks absolutely fucking dogshit.

Kill paladins, it's finished.
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>>159147436
>Bolt with lipstick and pink dress
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>portals are back from CB

not bad
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>all these new hazards

>MAKOA CHALLENGING INTENSIFIES
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>>159147628
>chest exclusive skins

so it happened, as expected

fuck low rez

maximum jew company promoting gambling
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>>159147935
People will be able to instantly flank higher positions even faster. Fuck off.
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It's pretty, hope it's fun to play
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Bomb King is going to dominate with those changes.
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They didn't go on top of the logs hanging above the saw, gonna real fucking disappointed if you can't do that desu
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>>159148006
>people will still say overwatch is worse even though blizzard made loot box skins directly purchasable

Hirez are worse than blizzard, let that skin in for a minute.
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>Champ trading in ranked is finally a thing

>Three new founder's packs to replace the old pack
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>>159148194
blizzard is still scummier for having that shit for a game you already need to pay for to play it, palashit is still f2p
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>>159148305
go away lowrez, you have chat to be moderating
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>faggot hanzo
rip
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SHA LEN

HE LOOKS LIKE A SCRAWNY LIU KANG
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WITH EVERY DEATH COMES HONOR
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smug hanzo appears
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Doesn't the current founder's pack come with chest? She didn't mention that when talking about the $20 pack

what a fucking faggot
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>it's literally a fucking Hanzo
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One shot! Sheeeit
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>>159148305
>blizzard is still scummier

Stage 1, denial.
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>>159148408
>>159148415
charism status : gone
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>>159148408
Lanky Rambo?
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>>159148415
The current founder's pack comes with all champs, Ares Fernando, the fire horse, and 20 chests.
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EXPAND DONG
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He can literally shoot logs, blocking enemy movement. #buildthewall #maga
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being able to shoot dildos?
better than hanzo desu familia
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>new champ can LITERALLY shoot logs

haahahahahah

just kill me now
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>dodge roll + stealth in 1 button
WTF
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LITERALLY SHOOTS LOGS
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HE'S GOT A STEALTH DISENGAGE
FUCK OFF
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>they introduce an even better founder pack
>after a bunch of people bought the original founder pack

and nothing about upgrading etc

scummy as fuck
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what even is this kit

1,1k dmg huntsman/hanzo/whatever, shoots literal logs, some sort of reverse disengage

a weird ching chong
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HE'S GOT BASTION'S TURRET MODE
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that ult is fucking retarded
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ult is become invisible, keep shooting and create illusions every time you shoot
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>make an illusionist
>the next character is literally a better illusionist

nice power creep
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>that naruto ultimate

Ha! I love it.
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This is some bullshit overpowered character.
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What's that guy's weakness again, his looks?
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>Q and ult both give +x% draw speed
>F and ult both put down illusions

simply epic

he doesn't seem that mobile though, unless the stealth lasts long enough to work as an actual escape i guess
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>>159149029
Not exactly a new thing. Make OP character so everyone and their mothers have to buy it and then nerf it. Repeat with every single new release.
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>One of the skills isn't ready
Fucking hell Hi-Rez, it sounds like his most interesting skill too. His ult seems like shit since his illusions don't actually do anything and stealth is garbage in this game
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>>159148786
The better versions of the Founder's pack cost a significantly more than the current one though.
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>pumpking skin will disappear forever
so much jewing
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PUMPKING IS LIMITED

BUY THAT SHIT NOW. LIMITED SKINS DO NOT RETURN EVER.
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>>159149269
>>159149271
>not having enough free gems
Get on my level.
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>>159149269
>>159149271
everyone knew it was limited, idiots

the fucking ob36 patch notes said it's limited
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LMB - Shoots his bow. Hold the button to draw the arrow (up to 1.5s) for a longer, straighter, and stronger shot
RMB - Empowers his next shot with impaling power. Hitting an enemy knocks them back; hitting them into a wall stuns. If he hits the terrain, he summons a pillar to alter the terrain.
Q - Enters turret mode. He anchors himself, but his draw speed is faster and fires continuously.
F - Enters stealth, rolls backwards, and leaves an afterimage where he was last standing. Stealth is shorter than Skye's.
Ult - Enters stealth. Can fire from stealth with increased draw speed. Leaves an afterimage after he shoots every 2s

On top of that, he looks like Liu Kang.

What the fuck is this kit?
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>>159148408
>>159148415
>It's not Cassie's father

ONE FUCKING JOB HIREZ
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>>159149408
>the fucking ob36 patch notes said it's limited

Reading is for pussy beta cucks like you.
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of course they ignore the relevant community questions and only reply shitty ones
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>>159149408
I think most people were expecting it to be an Exclusive skin that's re-released every Halloween much like the Holiday Skins in Smite.
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>>159149413
He sounds like a rejected Smite kit.
His RMB is almost identical to Anhur's 2 even.
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>>159149408
limited doesnt mean anything when everyone uses the term differently

it could have meant that it would return next halloween
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>>159149413
League of the Ancients 3: Electric Boogaloo
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@159149509
>he says while reading a post
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>>159149095
They specifically said Sha Leng's stealth will be shorter than anything Skye can do, so it's debatable.
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If you want Pumpking then you have until the end of November to buy it.
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>>159149408
It said 'limited time' which could have meant it's only available for a short amount of time every halloween. NOT that it will never return again like we now know.
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>>159149634
nice
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I don't think I'll be playing this shit in 2017 anymore.
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>>159149634
>he doesn't use a screen reader

oh im laffin
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So how long do you guys think it will take for us to get patch notes?
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So his clones do nothing? What´s the point? It would be nice if they were like the old Evie clones but deal very little damage.
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HOW DOES FREE CRYSTAL WEEKEND WORK
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>>159149912
next monday
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>>159148786
What does it has in addition to the normal founders?
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>>159150113
pack2 has more chests
pack3 has even more chests and vampire hunter cassie
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>>159149941
>wants his clones to do damage on top of everything else he already has
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>>159149941
They're supposed to """""""""distract""""""""" the enemy. It's pretty dumb, they don't do anything and according to the people on stream they'll even be doing silly poses so there's no way anyone is gonna mistake it for a player and see it as a distraction.
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>>159149941
being Drogoz's worst nightmare
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>>159149941
Sha Leng's escapes lie in misdirection and rudimentary stealth. The images don't do anything, but they're still a target you have to account for.

>>159150113
There's three different founder's packs. All three levels get you all champs for life, Ares Fernando and the fire horse.
The T2 pack will provide extra chests and boosters.
The T3 pack ($60) provides even more chests and boosters AND the full Vampire Slayer Cassie set.
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>>159150191
Does it block shots?
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>>159150113
>>159150158
>>159150275
The current pack that's going away gives you all champs, Ares Fernando, the fire horse, and 20 chests. The new baseline founder's pack will give you no chests.
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>>159150002
>>159150002
>>159150002
>>159150002
>>159150002
PLEASE RESPON
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>>159150403
How about you shut the fuck up and wait for it to actually start first you mongoloid.
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I hate this new champ already
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>>159150403
nobody knows for sure except for low rez

so shut the fuck up
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This will be the last thing you see when you get hooked.
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>>159148654
>>159150236
WE'LL BUILD A WALL

AND DROGOZ WILL PAY FOR IT
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>>159149612
>>159149748

It's funny because there was recently a fiasco in Smite over how Hi-Rez used the term "Limited Rewards" for the Odyssey 2017 Collection Rewards. They made it sound like all the Odyssey 2017 Collection rewards would all be Limited and never available again but only 3/7 of the Collection Rewards are actually Limited while the other 4 Collection Rewards are Exclusive and are to be obtainable in Chests later at some point.

This of course made a lot of people mad and Hi-Rez had to make a post on Reddit explaining how future Event Rewards would work as well as compensating anyone who had bought an Odyssey with another free Cutesy Chest.
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>>159150236
how exactly

his arrows are slower and harder to aim at a flying target because of the arc
his clone will probably die to one rocket
and his invisibility only lasts long enough to run behind a corner
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>>159150940
/hookmeup
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>>159151174
it shoots straight at full draw
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>>159150940
god I love that skin so much. Too bad I suck at playing Makoa.
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>>159151258
pretty sure there was an arc even at full draw
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>>159151174
>Shoot totem arrow at ulting Drogoz to stop him
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>>159151349
there is, grrrrl even said that it's affected by gravity.
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from 1 to 10 how shit is the new champ?
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>>159151402
grrrrl also said that it's straight at full draw

i don't know anymore
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>>159151541
if 1 is not really shit and 10 is extra shitty

probably -1
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>>159151541
0/10 should have never tried
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>>159148654

what if you shoot it at your feet? Will it lift you up?
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>>159148063
>wanting the game to be slower paced
get with the times tankshitter
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>Ruckus didn't get any new Recolors with this patch
>He still doesn't have an Alternate Minigun Skin yet

I guess they're just waiting until they release that datamined Epic Skin for him.
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If HiRez decides to add a new frontline character. Would an ability to switch places with target enemy champ work? (something like Loki's switch teleport from Warframe). Maybe stun the enemy for 1 second after getting ported.
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>>159148408
Literally ripped straight from Mulan
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>>159151823
been wondering the same if it's the case that gives him some extra mobility.
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>yfw we will get two weeks of people instalocking sha lin because he's new
>and for all tine because he's a sniper
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>>159149413
>rolls backwards
fucking christ it's risk of rain sniper all over again
just let me roll where I want
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>>159150275
Noice~
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>>159152201
Turn and roll retard
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>>159152315
>adding an unnecessary layer of input
it's not like netherstep, he can't fly. there's only eight directions you can go. there's literally no reason to have it only be backwards except trying to make him more different than cassie
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>>159152060
>Tfw I can't Instalock Kinessa and Bowdude at the same time, so I will have to choose between having a shitty Kinessa or a shitty Bowdude
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>>159149413
please tell me you're joking.
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>>159152445
he's a sniper, he shouldn't want to do anything but create distance.

Basically it's trying to simplify a complicated character with an overloaded kit.
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I'm not going to comment on the new guys kit until I try him on the PTS, I will say they really fucking dropped the ball by not making the new bow character Cassie's father
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>>159152718
>he's a sniper
>turret mode
okay okay that's a good joke but there's still no reason why you wouldn't want to create distance from an enemy behind you and having to turn to face them to create the distance only increases the chances of you getting fucked in the ass. you can stop defending retarded design choices now
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>current sniper has the shittiest escape from flankers
>give new sniper stealth, a dodge roll that will probably be similar to cassie's, and a knockback shot
fucking kek
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>>159152831
>how dare they not cater to my fan theories.

Can you fuck off?
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Can't wait to see how overpowered his cards will be.
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>>159153481
Kill yourself
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When is 37 coming out?
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>>159153481
>cassie steals bow from her father
>introduce new male bow champion
>not cassie's father
>somehow this isn't a missed opportunity to you
can YOU fuck off?
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>>159153481
Fuck off Drybear, your character looks like shit and Cassie's father coming in fits well with what shitty lore your ass has come up with for this game.
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>>159152831
>cassie steals her father's bow

what's he going to fight with, his fatherly sense of responsibility?
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>>159153721
Another more primitive bow that shoots arrows and not light?
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>>159153721
they're actually retconning it to a crossbow, but if you were a legendary bow god then wouldn't you have more than one bow?
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>>159153667
AND they want to give Cassie a crossbow so that fits in perfectly with her losing his bow
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>>159153667
>>159153710

Boo fucking hoo.

I hope they never release her father as a character. You want some family member introduced? go fuck off to Overwatch to your sandnigger granma.
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>>159153721
>legendary hunter
>owning only one bow

she just stole his main/favorite bow, idjit
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>>159153850
What the fuck is wrong with family members being introduced? It would give a character other than bomb king a chance to have some actual character, dipshit.
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>>159153850
Haha oh wow
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>>159153967
Introducing family members are fine. To bitch when the new character isn't him/her is just retarded.
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>>159153659
Alyssa said a week or so
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>lorefags
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>>159154059
No, it's not. They're just adding another random faggot who has nothing to do with the rest of the cast and probably won't have any character either.
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>>159154149
Random faggot who has nothing to do with the cast?

So like....all of the characters right now?
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>Our two flanks complain that drogoz isn't killing kinessa
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>>159154059
Did you get mad at people complaining about us getting another sniper instead of a new frontliner too?
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>>159153967
>have some actual character
>k so this is this bitches father
nice deep and engaging character
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>>159154261
Exactly. And none of them are remotely interesting except for bomb king.
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>>159154352
Why would I? we actually need more frontliner.
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>>159154420
>add some lines between them somewhere
that's all you have to fucking do
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>Kinessa and Skye in team
>they won't fucking switch

I'll rather wait 30 minutes than play that
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>>159146816
oh man they're really doing it aren't they
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>>159154486
Because they're complaining about missed opportunities too.
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>>159154559
I think you're confusing deep and engaging with cheap and lazy.
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>>159154559
Because a boring daughter and a boring father make for exciting character interaction rite?
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>>159154827
Not him but lore literally does not matter for a game like paladins.
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>>159154898
>exciting
Still more intersting than a rando.
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>>159154886
I think you're putting words in my mouth, faggot. I just said he would have more character than a random faggot that has nothing to do with the rest of the cast.
>>159154898
better than literally nothing. I wonder if the guy who designed and wrote bomb king was even a part of hi rez. maybe he was just a random guy they picked up off the street because of a bet
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>>159155162
You said it yourself now. A cheap and lazy interaction between 2 characters are better than nothing.

I'd rather have a well thought out one further down the line than a lazy one right now.
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>>159155381
And if nobody gives a shit, then they will just continue to do the same thing like nothing is wrong. That's the point of feedback, genius.
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>>159153721
We need White Dad to make a comeback and fight with beer bottles and racist jokes, obviously embarassing Cassie in the process
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>>159153850
wew

better watch out or you might cut yourself on that edge
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>>159154958
People have wanted more lore stuff for months now, during closed beta they kept saying they'll be expanding more on the lore side of things "soon". That was months ago and we still don't know simple shit like why the characters are called Champions in a game that is called Paladins. They had already established a male archer within the universe, I think it's fair to say they missed out on something by not bringing him in as a character.

>>159155823
That makes more sense, I think it being limited goes against what they do for Smite holiday skins
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>>159156056
I doubt Cassie's dad would do it, but we could use a HUMAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE character.
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>>159155823
What a dumb bitch. Why do hirez employees themselves get limited and exclusive mixed up so much.
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>>159154313
>tell our flank edge man to do his fucking job and kill a sniping Viktor
>retarded edge man just gets upset
>ah fuck it
>go kill Viktor by myself as quake dragon and everyone else on the enemy team as well and carry the match
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>>159147630
>>159150940
Looks cute, now I want a Makoa stuffed plushie...
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>>159156313
>the absolute fucking state of your Evie, Ying and Viktor
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>>159156165
>They had already established a male archer within the universe, I think it's fair to say they missed out on something by not bringing him in as a character.
Well, Sha Leng's title is "The Desert Wind" or something similar. Sha Leng's existence does confirm two things: there's a not-Chinese/Arabian civilization out there, and there is a desert biome out there.
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>>159155823
make up your fucking mind, low rez
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>>159156484
More like not-Mongolian, now that I think about it.
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>tfw loreautists sperg out as soon as hirez confirms futa characters and shit all over the little it currently has
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if she sucks up enough semen she might gain a soul of her own

Alyssa is cute! CUTE!
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Why does this game sucks? It gets boring after 2 hours, even if you're winning or playing with friends.
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>>159156396
only 75 crystals per crate goyim, bargain at any price!
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>>159156484
sweet, sweet lore crumbs.
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>>159156748
Fuck off Ruckus
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>>159156748
They did say you'd be guaranteed a non-duplicate item of at least epic quality, which is valued at 125 crystals a pop.
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>>159156675
would impregnate/10
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>>159156675
>pale skinned ginger with big beautiful eyes
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So what do you guys think of the new Mongolian archer?
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>>159156675
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>>159157235
>>159156675
disgusting desu
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>>159157327
Post your type of girl anon
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>>159157135
I think he could look slightly better and he isn't really not my playstyle. I hope Cassie gets acrossbow this patch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnxs_DMUDk
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>>159157327
leave, gay

>>159157406
but he's gay
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So close to 200k
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>>159157235
The tits are full of broken dreams.
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>>159157135
>can't shoot arrows whilst mounted
Not a true mongolian archer
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>stomp retards with Mal'Damba
>Androxus who just watches me and kill steals gets the top play

Toppest kek.
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>>159157327
does your mom know that you're a fag?
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>>159157487
>dx9
>2 man premade
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>>159157135
snowniggers best niggers
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>>159157235
>gambit/rogue shirt.

so this is love...
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>>159156675
>>159157235
I want to make this woman my wife.

>it will never happen
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>>159157665
I dont know what you are implying
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>>159157665
is this b8?

this game is dx9 only.
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anyone leveling up alts? who wants to hook up for alt grind (got 4 levels left to grind on current one) on EU?
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>>159157950
oh I forgot to deselect the slightly upgraded version of the image on here

>>159156675
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>>159157487
>unironically being an ezho
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>>159157135
He looks pretty cool and his abilities are great. It looks like he is going to be a monster like Cassie was just in a different way.
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>>159158336
people will stop playing cassie once he's available. she will be completely outclassed by him.
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>>159157950
I'd play with you but I really need to get some sleep now
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>>159156675
cassie is a flanker.

lee sin will be a better version of kinessa, but still a kinessa.
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>>159146816
Andy but they have to make her look a bit slutty with some underboob.
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This matchmaking doesn't make any sense. That Androxus was so shit too that I just man handled him.
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>>159160257
which one was you?
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>>159160964
the blank space.
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>>159160257
There's a way to censor the players in each map, check it out, it's on the right side of the page.
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>Buy a colossal chest
>Get this

Gonna be hilarious when it happens to someone
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>>159161838
same
just wish i saved enough money for the launcher too
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>>159161838
What did you mean by that?
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>>159161838
>didn't buy it at the time because I thought I'd never play Drogoz
>now I'm a Drogoz main

fuck
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>>159161838
dupes can drop
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>>159156748
goyim is plural you fucking dumbass
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>2000 ELO and rising
>Every time my winrate reaches 70%, the game matches me with shitters against average to good teams
What do I do now? I'm still gaining ELO, but this shitty matchmaking is pissing me off
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>>159162485
>implying my statement doesn't apply for every goy in this thread

take your (you) and pis off
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>>159158625
no way anyone will ever be as mobile as cassie. you can even outclass evie if you land every shot.
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>>159162443
colossal chests are not supposed to contain dupes and have a minimum crystal value of 125 for the items in it

no idea what they give out once you have everything though
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>>159162538
You just have to accept your fate.
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>>159162538
you suck my cock, then i get you to higher elo.
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>>159162348
are you me
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>>159162443
Not from these chests, they will have no dupes

>>159162628
Smite chests give you boosters if you already have everything, might be the same here.
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>>159162597
>implying you're still not a dumbass
>implying you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself in future threads if I hadn't corrected you
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>>159162538
You drop matches or make a new account. High ELO is not fun.
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>>159163575
>2000
>high

nigga you're the one who's high right now
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>>159164302
Comp and casual must be using different scalings of elo. My 2.2k casual is top 300 according to guru.
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>>159148415
>>159148408
Dude needs a gender bend skin immediately, his face is fugly by Asian standards. They either need to make him a cute girl since that's what they they are good at or make a Koei-tier pretty boy.
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>>159166561
YES I DARE.
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>>159167006
this is like watching two mountains try to beat eachother with plastic toy hammers
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>>159167006
>popping ult at full hp without any danger around
3/10
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>>159167589
>Not answering the challenge
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>>159162538

fucking forced 70/30 man
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>>159167687
I would answer it once i drop to <2k hp
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>>159167006
Glad I'm not the only one that just need to do it
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>>159167006
Loadout?
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>>159166561
>>159167006
he doesn't say "dare" though
he just says you challange makoa

it feels a bit awkward t b h
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>>159168069
It's a bloody turtle, I wouldn't expect it to be elloquent
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>add engineer skin to barik
>instead of porting his voicelines from tf2, they decide to record new ones

why? its not the engineer anymore if its not from tf2
his voice just sounds so different
why would you bother working more on a thing that would sound worse
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Post them?
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>>159168959
Maybe they thought it would be cool to get the Barik va to do the lines in a different voice.
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>>159169053
>playing competitive
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>>159168959
it's quite literally the original engineer's VA, Hi-rez was surprised because they weren't expecting to get him.
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>>159169384
i know it is but a decade passed since his original voicelines were recorded
you cant possibly expect any voice actor to perform as well after so much time
wouldnt it be easier to port them?
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>>159169579
copyright issues
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>>159169053
Premade fag coming through.
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>>159169384
>Hi-rez was surprised because they weren't expecting to get him.

Why? It's not like he's some bigshot voice actor.
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>>159169625
nigger
theyre adding THE ENGINEER CLASS from TEAM FORTRESS 2
if valve gave them the permission, there is no problem with voice lines
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>>159164302
ELO, not comp rating. I got it off of paladins guru
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>>159169053
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>>159169053
show us your name so we can find out that you are a premade fag
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hi! i just picked up the game, im level 7. ive played overwatch and smite before so some stuff is translating over for me. ive mostly just been playing ying and solo queueing. i dont know anyone in this game. i was wondering if anyone could refer me and maybe play with me? thanks!
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so god damn innocent
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>>159169053
How do you sort by winrate like that ?
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>>159170812
Click on the top?
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>>159170674
Hi! Which server you on?
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i love cock
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>>159171081
server is the region, right? im in na, sorry for not mentioning it before.
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>>159170879
Looks like this. The heroes tab doesnt display percentage w/l
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>>159171392
Oh, that thing is from the different site, its from masterpaladins.com
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>>159171392
Try paladins guru anon
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>>159171263
Yes, its the region you play on, and rip im from eu
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>>159171645
can you change the region you're on? i dont really mind playing with a higher latency, i have a few eu friends in other games and i just play on eu servers when im with them. unless latency is really bad in this game na -> eu for some reason i guess.
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>>159171829
Yes you can, you just change the servers you queue on but i never played on na servers so idk about latency
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>>159161838
isn't this just the default drogoz skin?
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>>159171496
thanks
>>159169053

casual mode 2,285 Elo, I would play competitive more if the queue times werent 10x and playing solo wasnt garbage
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>>159171928
what's your name in game? i'll play on eu, if the latency is bad i'll stop i guess.
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>>159171969
Nah man, this is the default
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>>159172149
oh im confused then

are those the tyrant shackles? i think i got that set except for the weapon out of my very first loot chest
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>>159172128
I wouldnt wanna drag you through high ping and stuff, sorry ;_;
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would you?
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>>159173085
dont worry about it! im seriously fine with high ping, just so long as its still playable, as in, im not jumping around the map.
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>>159173147
:D
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>>159173147
Drogoz isn't cute anime girl.
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>didn't log in yesterday for my free 35 gems

fuck me
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>>159174141
Enjoy waiting another week to be able to afford a chest containing about 2.5k gold.
>>
WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER
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Anyone else having trouble logging in?
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>new rare skin chest

can't wait to get this cool weapon skin!
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>>159174918
>all dem garbage skins I'd get instead of fluffy m'koa or new buck skins
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>>159174918
If the Colossal Chest is anything like Smite's chests then you'll get ever Rare skin imaginable before you ever get Plushie Makoa.
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>>159175357
Don't forget it's where you also get exclusive promo skins, like Viking Pip/Kinessa.
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>>159174918
they'll add so many garbage rare skins like that to force people to buy more chests to get what they want

people just loooooove gambling
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>>159174918
You'll get this instead
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>>159176294
Actually it's better than original so that's ok in my book
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>>159173381
Ooo a pocket ying? I will wade through this sea of shitters with you anon. Add me if you want. Name is TommyNoble on NA.
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>>159176764
>green feathers that are barely visible are better than blue feathers that are barely visible
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>Tfw 125 crystals to remove your leaves
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>>159177345
okay, i'll add you. im literally like 2 or 3 hours new though so don't judge me too hard when i play badly
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>you say that you dont mind become someones healslut as long as they are capable as a frontliner
>everyone ignores you
>some faggot stutters his way into this thread and every Tank is ready to get their dick sucked
I know that now I used a lot of shitposting words but what the hell. I carried a soloshitter group to victory against a premade group of 5 and ruined their winnig streak.
>212 wins and 61 looses as Ying
>with pubshitters only
>almost always longest killstreak, 2nd or 3rd most damage, sometimes first, naturaly most healing, most credits since pubfrontliners a shit
>people still didnt add me
do I need to fall down, wear a girl maid outfit and ask for cock or what the fuck am I supposed to do?
It baffles me. I mean as long as you are able to stand infront of me as Fernando, Im going to carry the shit out of your ass, yet no adds whatsoever.

Im legit angry right now and if you say "add me", im not gonna because I asked several times to provide to be a realy good Ying player (can also do Grover well) and noone bothered. Fuck you /vg/
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>>159178507
did they fix the bug where no leafs at all are shown, regardless of the head?
Also thats the Winter head, you can still get that one by buying the winter set which is still the same "low" price.
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>>159178683
Try being polite anon :)
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>>159178683
don't even know your region m8
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>>159178683
Sent :)
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>tfw want to try Paladins but don't want hi-rez's bloatware on my computer
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>our BK : gg tards

Obviously with 2 people to pick and no support, they go for Drogoz and BK. We still only lost 4-3
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>>159178683
add me
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>>159179956
I was in the beginning your normalfag shitter, but after you asked 4 times already over several threads, you start to lose patience. And no, Im not gonna be a faggot like you and pretend to be a "defensless newbie", fuck you

>>159180384
>stated region
>masterpaladins page
>name even thought it was redundant
>nothing
your lost chance.

@159180573
now that was a lazy way to earn a you, and I wont give it to you.
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>>159180943
I still have no idea who you might be or even the region. I don't even remember anyone wanting to be a Ying with someone who might play frontliner. Ying's getting gutted anyway. She's op as a healer.
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>>159178634
You literally can't be worse than these kids who don't know how to press q or buy items. It's all good.
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>>159145952
I thought the "toxic Barik" thing was a meme until i met one today, good lord how awful these people are, he was telling me what to do all the match and blaming me everytime he died
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>>159169848
They needed voice lines for the entire VGS. TF2's voice lines are pretty expansive, but I think VGS is even bigger.
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Skye got wanting me kms desu
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>its a "Member 5 picked the last champion (Flanker) and complains that noone picked Support" match
>Its a "Skye and BombKing player suck balls" match
>its a "Ezho and his premade LGBT buddies are the opponets" match
>Its a "Player who picked Support/Frontliner doesnt know how to play the class" match
>its a "All flanks and damage dealers are instalocked the moment class selection begins and noone sees the issue in that" match
>its a "Your team picked Aggressor" match
>its a "Your Barik-partymember picked Bulldozer thinking it boosts the damage of his turrets" match
>its a "I just want to die" match
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>>159146816
Viktor since he's basically a generic soldier and a generic female soldier would fit the whole "CoD avatar" character.
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>>159178683
you were laboring under the assumption that people add people in this thread for gameplay rather than erp
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>>159178027
>He likes the blue feathers
Get some taste man, what could be worse than being blue?
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>>159183484
no
you got it all wrong
im just saying
its all fucking terrible
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>>159182180
>it's a sniper ruckus episode
>it's a nando is the only frontliner and he's off flanking episode
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Is there a video of the new champ's gameplay?
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>>159183586
How can you fail the setup to such a simple joke
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First time playing M'Koa

Didn't go that well, but I'm getting used to him. The hook feels great
>>
>>159178683
They must've sensed how much of a faggot you are somehow. I mean, look what a crazy motherfucker you turned out to be.
>>
>>159178683
It's more of a "shit, this guy carried us, he'd probably insult me if I even asked to send him a friend request because I'm shit compared to him"
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>>159181668
For some reason Barrik attracts the biggest amount of retards of the frontliners
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did someone say barik memes
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>>159184191
You're doing God's work, anon.
Any custom build yet, or just basic?
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>>159184807
Just started using the most popular deck on paladins.guru, not sure what to fully think about it though
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>>159184396
>Hey, I am a good Ying player, here is proof, please add me if you like to play frontliner
>*crickets*
>H-Hello im.. I-Im new to.. the ... g-game... *giggle*
>UNF UNF UNF IM TANK SUCK MY COCK
yeah Im the weird nutcase in this situation. A normal person appears crazy for the group of mental patients. My bad, as >>159183449 said, /palg/ is for erp, not for gameplay

>>159184508
actualy ingame im not a shithead, even though this might be hard to believe considering how I behave right now.
the only thing that triggers me is if the Flanker badmouthes anyone. Then I make it my secondary objective to killsteal as much from him as possible. For some reason its always the Flanker who act as a frontliner who goes full retard.
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>>159185113
http://paladins.guru/builds/guides/v/pM
If you like.
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>>159168010
Max duration for shield, three for anchor cooldown and rest whatever you want.
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>>159185262
That looks pretty good, I'll try it out tomorrow. Thanks, anon.
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i wish drogoz had a "generate 1/2/3/4 ammo when using fire spit"
far too often i shoot it into a crowd and then realizing i need to reload
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>>159185213
>posts raging diatribe about how no one added him in a game
>"yeah Im the weird nutcase in this situation"
Nah, you're not insane. You're just a dick.
>>
>>159185490
Thank you for this post satanas
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>>159185913
like thats rare on 4chan
>>
>>159186098
Didn't say it was. Welcome home.
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>top damage as Pip
forced 70% wr meme is real
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>into game
>loading screen stalls
>get booted out with no rhyme or reason
>You can't join queue yet, waiting for match to end

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>
>>159187203
>70% wr is bad
you guys should lower your heads a little. there are people better than you, just accept it.
>>
I want Evie to feed me my own frozen cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>159189209
>>
>>159189209
>>
how does the refer a friend thing work? do they make a new account using my refer link? what if they already have an account?
>>
>no one on planet earth playing competitive at this time

suffering
>>
>leveling alts to get muh "free" gems
>complete fucking newbie retards take my intended pick and the secondary one too
>shit comp
>passive as all fuck sniping with evie etc
>aggression buyers
>they are fucking useless with MY characters
>another retarded sniper grover

just gotta know when not to prolong these shitfests

man this is some painful shit when the low end is absolutely filled to the brim with these mongoloids

I just wanted some quick leveling with alts with /vg/ but nope
>>
How do you get good with sniping?
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A-am I a good teammate?
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>>159190341
>try the referrer thing
>create new account
>cant use trash mail
>try to create a gmail account
>asks for phone, date of birth, real name, penis size and house number along with street name

fuck this shit im not going to do it 10 times
>>
>>159146816
GIVE YOUR QUEEN A BIG HUG
>>
>>159190995
does it not let you register with a +something email?
>>
>>159191102
i dont want any trouble connected to my main email
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>>159190341
>Faceroll two games with edgeman against retards
>Now my ELO is 2000 and i can only play against anothers smurfs and exceptionally good players for their levels
Well i kinda deserved it but i wish it would have last longer
>>
>>159190995
it's done this sometimes to me as well
it doesn't always ask for that shit though

I need a couple more emails to get to 10 level 15 accounts after I am done with this one
>>
>gib ur king a beeg huuugg xDD
I hate this fat fuck so much.
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>>159191980
Dont deny him that embrace
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Any tips guys?
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>make a new account for referrals
>bomb king bot is hilariously better than half the BKs in the game

he even does the "instant RMB after throwing a sticky" thing when you fall under 900 HP

also Drogoz has no business being a free character, he's clunky for new players to learn.
>>
>>159192268
play fernando/makoa, get morale boost, resilience and go balls deep on the enemy team.
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>>159190995
just use 10 minute mail
>>
>>159192594
What fernando cards?
>>
>>159190341
>full solo team
>vs 3+2 premades
>clearly alt accounts for some of them

jesus christ
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>In a room where the average mastery is around 10~ with me bringing it down low since my Barik is only mastery 5
>Expect to see some experienced play
>Get this
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>>159191980
Let that be your epitaph, traitor!!!
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If I want to be a pure healer, which Paladin is the best?
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>>159194504
I would tell you Ying but she is not really pure
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>>159194504
ying until she is gutted next patch
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>>159194504
Snek
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>>159194504
Constant single-target healing? Mal'Damba.
Easily spammable deployable healbots for everyone that passes by them? Ying.
A deployable AoE % health heal? Grohk.
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>>159195162
I'm liking Grohk more than Snek right now.
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who the fuck said 2 tanks is a viable strat
i didnt even manage to get to the point and heal them before they died like the biggest clowns ive ever seen
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>>159195295
Mal'Damba has to actually aim his heal and he can whiff it constantly, so he's definitely one of the hardest to play well.
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>>159194504
hi-rez doesn't like the idea of pure healer types like mercy/medic, because they're boring and arguably broken at the core (either they're must pick or garbage).

>>159195397
two tanks is the best strategy if your damage dealers are good players and don't need to be babysat. Two tanks should be able to stall on the point for a long time, though, so those two were pretty bad.
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>>159195397
They're very viable if you want to win by conquering the point four times.
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>>159195397
perfectly viable if the team does not suck or the players don't suck

1 tank is normally dumb if it's not nando
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>>159195759
>hi-rez doesn't like the idea of pure healer types like mercy/medic
I have so much respect for devs who refuse to put things in the game that'll make it worse like pure healers and bastions.
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tfw
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>>159196086
>and bastions.

the new champ literally has a turret mode.

Funnily enough, Bastion would be fine in Paladins because a clone would probably only melt people marginally faster than Viktor/Ruckus, and there's enough mobility and long range options that he'd be a non-issue.
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>tfw you're too decent to be a shitter
>tfw you're too bad to be a pro pubstomper
>tfw your elo will always over around 1500
>tfw you will always find games
>tfw you've found Paladins Nirvana
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>>159197620
>tfw 10 min queues at 2000 elo
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>ruckus
>primary weapon is gun
>ultimate is more gun

okay

>drogoz
>primary weapon is rocket launcher
>ultimate is a punch

????
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>>159189209
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>>159198946
>tfw no games at 4000 elo
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>>159199169
How do you do that? Just needs some AA then it's perfect.
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>>159199147
Ruckus' kit is pretty boring really
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>>159199532
>because no one is 4000 elo
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>>159191980
>buy pumpking
>his ult line is changed to be louder and more intimidating
>mfw i know I spook the entire team when they just hear me shout GIVEYOURKINGABIGHUG and blow half of them up
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>tfw play this game because to intelligent too play overbotch
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>Play comp
>Win
Well that was unexpected
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>>159200514
>buy pumpkin
>his voice pack is shit
>he says happy halloween for good game
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checkem
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Buck the cuck nerfs when? Reduce his HP by 500 at least.
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>>159201917
fuck off
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>>159202352
>I need my no skill required flanker to stay with tank HP because I need it to kill those scary healers, my easy escape and entrance along with insane health regen just isn't enough anon!

Might as well be playing slavman of easy damage and Cassie the log shooter. Buck the cuck is an embarrassment to any other flanker because he's the only 100% brain dead one.
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>>159202571
buck is balanced. get cauterize.
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>>159202783
He'd be more balanced with 500 less health. Maybe then he'd be more like a flanker and less like a frontliner with crazy mobility.
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What do I do with all these gold if you cant buy anything other than shit skins?
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>>159203557
Sit on it? Everyone else does.
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>>159203557
Buy Nothanzo
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>>159196712
>new champ literally has a turret mode
Oh. . oh no.
There goes one of my reasons to why Paladins is more fun than Overwatch.
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How the fuck am I supposed to play Grover and Ying? I use to be able to do good with them at first but I tried out other champions and healers and coming back now I can't fuck heal with them to carry a game. Grover's main heal takes to long to come off cooldown and the past several times I tried ying I couldn't get my second illusion up fast enough cause the enemy was ripping through our tank and the healing felt really minimal.
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>>159204448
grover you just swing to allies or away from enemies when low, learn to aim your axe, and stay around your friends so you can get healed. use axe right click to CC and then use the burst heal as a clutch heal.

ult to stall the objective in payload or to mass heal everyone
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>>159203259
he's already literally hard countered by cauterize. if you buy at least cauterize 2 and still die to buck 1v1 as dps then you need to get fucking good. if anything, buck needs something that isn't completely countered by cauterize. he has ult for taking out a single target quickly but that's not much.
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>>159205734
His ult needs to restore full HP like Makoa.
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>Second game as Drogoz in competitive
>First round, we get fucking slammed
>Can't even hold back the cart push
>Second round, make a choice to win
>Proceed to get a 27 elim streak, the most solo kills, the most damage, heaps of objective time, and the POTG
>Murder the fuck out of both of their tanks repeatedly
>Chase down the faggot BK who constantly Poppies back to spawn and shove my big purple dragon dildo up his ass
>Chase the Buck away from my Cassie whenever he shows his faggot tiny head

I fucking love Bad Dragon so fucking much.
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>>159204312
The new champion is Hanzo + Bastion, with a couple stealth mechanics and terrain manipulation for good measure.
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Hi-rez should explain to me why they chose to add one more male character. Do they want to create a game that panders to girls and faggots?
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This new champion hasnt even been released and i already want him removed
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Idk why but the new champs face puts me off looks to realistic...
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also i wonder when they're gonna do a male black champ.
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>>159208112
You mean Mal'Damba?
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>>159208364
He's black?
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>>159208467
Yes?
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>playing Mario to tank those instalock flanker/kinessa teams
>1v1 the enemy ruckus several times and flank the bomb king while having a wall and turret up to keep tanking

Why is this character so easy?
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>>159208529
I meant barik, my autocorrect is retarded
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>That feel when you are beyond everyone else in the game by such a huge margin that you don't even have to try
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>>159208510
dafuq that skin makes him look like an albino.
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>>159208851
Damba looks nothing like the King of Pop
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>>159208529
if anything his cards make him easy.
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When is this shit going to be reworked? I'm tired o seeing it every single game. Make it into a shield that activates when you're low on health or some shit. Aggression and Haven are 2 things that simply shouldn't exist for the same reason why the cards don't have a straight up shield or damage upgrade.
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>>159209434
There's 1 more red card option than the rest.
Aggression should just be removed.
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>>159209434

>Enemy Kinessa gets Aggression 3
>I got Blast Shield assuming their Evie was good because he was level 20
>Evie sucks
>Kinessa is super good

He could kill me in a single headshot, since I was Cassie.

It was awful.
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>>159209772
>There's 1 more red card option than the rest.
what does that even mean?
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Can you help me find the comics where Kinessa kills herself when Skye comes.

It's bloody adorable.
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>>159209772
Then how are we supposed to counter haven/blastshields?
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>>159173381
Well if you really dont mind and if youre still here we can play then from time to time
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>>159184807
Anon you here?
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>Turret mode Sha Leng firing 1100 damage arrows from extreme range at a fast clip
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>>159210347
Which anon, anon?
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>>159209434
There are two different kinds of attacks, vs a diverse team aggression makes a difference, as you can't reduce AoE and direct damage at the same time

That being said, there are probably better shit to pick, like cauterise and wrecker, but if those are already covered by other teammates, I don't see how aggression would be a bad choice. Expecting coordination from pubs is the problem here
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>>159210395
His base max draw time is 1.5s. The patch notes show said turret mode will make him draw 65% faster, which means he will get max draw in 0.525 seconds.

That's a 1100-damage arrow flying your way every half a second.
Continuously.
Without stopping to reload (because just like Grover, he doesn't reload).
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>>159210604
This is BEFORE his loadout.
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>>159210604
Shit, even Bastion needs to reload his turret minigun every few seconds.
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>>159210406
The anon i responded to, anon
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>>159210707
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT DECKS, I CANT WAIT FOR THIS CUNT TO ENTER STEALTH WHEN HE IS BELOW 30% HEALTH
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>new champion i basically what Cassie but with a bow that functions like a bow, and a shitty, incredibly situation knockback that's worse than Cassie's knockback and has a stunt hat's shorter than Bomb King's
>this knockback/stun also has a 8 second cooldown compared to Bomb King's giant AoE stun that guarantees a free kill and lasts longer with half the cooldown
>his bow is also just plain slower than Cassie's and susceptible to gravity unlike Cassie's, but it's okay because it can take 80% of peoples' health in one shot
>Pillar is an impenetrable wall that blocks for 5 seconds

What the fuck were these people thinking with this garbage character design? What the fuck were they even thinking with Cassie's design when they gave her a "bow" that works like a crossbow?
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>>159211160
Wow, I totally butchered spelling with that first line.

That's sleep deprivation for you.
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Bastion with a pocket Reinhardt and pocket Mercy can be a team's bane of existence. Imagine a Sha Leng with a pocket Ying and/or pocket Nando covering him.
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>>159211367
Or with Barrik and Ying. A bunch of turrets slowing enemies and shields.
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>>159211367
And a sole Tracer/Bomb King will fuck them all up.
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>>159210406
Are you that anon? Who i responded to? I just have a question about makoa..
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When do you or do not pick skye in competitive? Buck or Evie in the enemy side?
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>>159211639
You never pick skye, ever
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>>159211639
You NEVER pick Skye. She is nonexistant in competitive because she's too predictable and easily countered.
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>>159211546
Go on, anon. What is it?
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>>159211760
HHoly shiot that comic is perfect im dyng
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>>159211984
What loadout do you use?
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>>159148408
Why did they choose some Vietnamese farmer to be the model
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>>159212190
Ancient Calm against any team with a half-decent damage dealer, as they will probably take Wrecker and fuck your shield over. Otherwise Ancient Rage for maximum hooking scrubs.
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>>159212193

He's not even chinky enough for that. He looks like the halfbreed kid of a Jewish beta male and some SEA slut who married him just to get her citizenship.
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>>159173147
I wouldn't hesitate.
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>>159173147
ATTACK THE OBJECTIVE
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>>159212753
Why did I read this in Cassie's voice?
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>>159212814
Cause Cassie wants Drogoz's not very well protected gold?
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>page 9

ded thread?
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>>159211639
Thanks to people complaining about "sky ult op pls nerf wee wee!", Hi-Rez made Skye basically useless in comp compared to other flank champions.
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>>159214626
Yuropoors are working.
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Do we know how this free crystals thing is going to work?
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>>159215915
Nope.
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>>159215915
How the free pay currency weekend happened for Smite?
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Death awaits you all.
Soon.
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>>159209948
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>>159217392
>even this shows how unreliable kinessa F could be

i love lendo stuff. will he be working more on paladin? or he is still sticking to league?
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>>159217516
He said he was still interested in doing Paladins strips, but he still had League strips he needed to do.
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>>159217579
i see. at least we still had hopes of seeing more paladin stuff. He should take it slow though since he just recovered and all.
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>>159216040
3 first win of the day for 50 gems.
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>>159217772
recovered?
what happened to him?
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When will this "Dragon hoarder/stealing gold" meme finally die? For centuries there have been a select few dragons who represent the rest of the population based on their misdeeds and infamy in the media. Sure, we dragons use gold as a way to promote our social status and power based on how much we can obtain, but that doesn't mean we're all going nig-nog on the battlefield to get it. I work a respectable 9-5 job managing the estates of a castle for my gold. I then humbly and responsibly deposit most of it into a secure keep, while investing a portion into retirement and my youngling's university funds. Drag-nog hoarder cunts think the best option is to find a nice cave and sleep on their hoard for a thousand years, eventually waking up to bang some wyvern whores or roast a nearby village. Do I punch people in the face by overclocking my thrusters for a bounty of gold like some kind of god-damned maniac? Fuck no. (Not to mention how bad punching people at mach speeds is on your joints after a few years). We dragons are a respectable and intelligent race. We work hard to support our wives and younglings. And yet we have to suffer the consequences of the dragon slayers who are pissed off about their scorched thatched huts. Fuck all these wanna be hoarders who think they're going to be the next Smaug. Pick up a real hobby like crocheting or tennis. That means you Drogoz, you piece of shit flying stereotype, go fuck yourself. I also know one of you gay-ass midget dwarves helped Drogoz build a new jetpack after his wings got ripped off for not paying alimony, I will hunt you down. Mark my fucking words. (Also the rings on your tail make you look like a major prick, Drogass).
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Why did they make only one Halloween skin? Doesn't that seem like a missed opportunity?
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>>159218334
Get with the times granddragon.
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>>159218157
That would be lame as fuck.
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>>159218756
What, you wanted them to give you 1000 free crystals?
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>>159218813
1 win for some crystals.
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>>159218896
That won't ever happen. It'll be a set limit. Not grindable.
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>>159218334
GRAND DRAGON

OTHERKEENS?
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>>159219214
to do ke te
do
ke
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>pick 2 healers
>other guy picks Ruckus
>doesn't contest the fucking point

Ruckus players. Every fucking time.
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>>159219565
>it's a Ruckus thinks he's a flanker episode
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>>159211760
So cute!
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>>159218678
They probably don't have the time to finish more halloween skins.
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Top play is buggy as fuck
Where's the option to skip this shit
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>>159221442
Here's hoping they've have a couple for Christmas.
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>>159222656
Press Space?
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>>159222656
Press space during it to skip.
You can also spam VGS during the 7 seconds showing who got the top play. I like using VEG if I get it.
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>>159222743
>You can also spam VGS during the 7 seconds showing who got the top play.
oh boy
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>>159220052
>It's a "Ruckus thinks he's a sniper" episode
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>>159222726
>>159222743
Seriously?
I swear i already tried that before
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>>159218678
They should focus on polishing the game first
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>suck pretty badly
>get a friend invite from Ying

w-what
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>>159223215
You lead your team to victory, everything else doesn't matter.
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>>159223215
>outdamaged by ying
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>>159223319
I'm just learning how to play as Makoa right now, anon.

>>159223289
I suppose, that's my second friend invite I got in this game.

Never played a single game with either of them in party though
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>>159223693
Protip for Makoa since many people don't seem to know:
Your anchor is a projectile whose hitbox matches the animation, it's always gonna be a bit left of your crosshair, so aim a little to the right of your enemies for easier anchoring. Varies a bit with distance, so try to accommodate for that.
You can also turn around after anchoring to get enemies in a more disadvantageous position, or anchor them off cliffs.
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>>159223968
The hook-n-pivot is a Makoa staple. Every Makoa player needs to get into the habit of doing it.
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Pip's Infiltrator skin set is showing the Mad Scientist's discombulator as part of it, will I get it if I buy the set?
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>>159223968
>You can also turn around after anchoring to get enemies
Is that why the enemies seem to spazz sometimes after I've hooked them?
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>>159223968
Thanks, didn't know about the hook. Starting to do a little bit better now, but still far from great.
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>>159145952
threadly reminder that kd don't matter
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>>159224642
Getting good at Makoa is a great feeling. He's one of if not the most fun tanks in the game.
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>>159223968
Can you potentially get an out of bound kill with makoa in let's say fishmarket?
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>>159218203
i think it was a while ago, but he was feeling unwell hence the long absence of his work on league strips.
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>>159225101
If you're near the edge of the ocean at Fish Market you can hook someone while you're on the edge, turn around and drop them in the water.
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>>159225101
>>159225164
During the patch stream yesterday, they were showing off the updated Timber Mill with the new water hazard, and they specifically cited Makoa cliff hooks being able to work there.
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>>159224165
pls respond ;_;
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>>159225101
Anywhere where you can drop to your death.
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>>159224719
>payload just a few inches from victory
>goes into overtime
>only needs 1 person to suicide rush it
>everyone runs away from enemies
>lose game

kd fags are the worst
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>>159225294
Holy shit that's hillarious.
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>>159225267
It's probably just a glitch.
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>>159225353
I report those people for intentional feeding. Because it's literally that.
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>>159224624
this happens all the time and is annoying as fuck

I can't even shoot people after hooking because of that
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>>159225353
K/D fags are half of the game's playerbase though.
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>>159224165
>someone in my team 1st pick andro
>be last pick ying
>has more kills than andro probably
>i have 1.8k credits and he's only at 1.1k
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>>159224719
People that approach this game as if it was a deathmatch arena are the worst kinds of players.
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>>159224719
>hiding names
>winning against kinessa
>evie somehow being useless against that team
Yawn..
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>>159226074
i don't want autists like you in my game
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>>159226456
You dont wanna get carried? Sure mate, not a problem
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Is kinessa actually that bad or does she just get a bad name cus of the classic >muh sniper shitter bait
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>>159226526
Snipers in objective based games are 3/4's of the time played by terrible players and feel like dead weight.
If you were to ever play her, a mine based deck is the best choice.
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>>159226526
This game is team based, snipers are usually useless since they don't stand on the point and just go for the kills at all times, not giving a fuck about anything else.

There are good Kinessas, obviously, but usually when there's one in your team then you're a 4 man team.
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>>159226526
Most people play Kinessa as a sniper when they cannot snipe for shit.

Nobody but /palg/ plays mine layout Kinessa, despite it being damn awesome.
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>>159226526
Kinessa is a very good character, but people playing her are generally bad because either they have terrible aim or they just go for the kills and totally ignore the objective.
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>>159226526
Kinessa isn't as bad as everyone says but being a sniper she attracts the worst kind of players. If you want a decent sniper on the team you have to do it yourself or play in a party.
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>>159169053
Eh, why not
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all right, I installed the game, read in the sticky that there are "cards" and immediatly uninstalled everything, am I missing on something or should I just go back to warframe?
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>>159227220
You're fucking autistic, just stay out because we don't need any more people like you.
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>>159227220
The cards work the same way as they do in Warframe.
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>>159227220
No, you did everything right. One imbecile less in my game.
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is it just me or did they make skye's lmb spread massive? i dont remember it like this
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>>159227220
Instead of just uninstalling everything like an idiot you could've just asked about the loadouts.
It's a set of 5 cards that you can level from 1 to 4 to fill out 12 points that changes what your abilities can do. You get the cards by buying them for 1200 free currency each or from getting them in chests which you can get from leveling up or just buying them.
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>Steam is kill

I just wanted my free crystals, Gabe.
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>>159227550
You can still open the game through the launcher, I think.
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>>159227608
Game wont work without steam servers.
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>>159227669
Paladins isn't a game by VALVe, it has its' own servers.
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>>159227749
If you login via the Steam version it tries to connect to Steam first, then the Hi-rez servers.
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>>159226526
do not listen to this meme loving fuck >>159226634
mine build is awful, go prodigy IV quick scope II restore III octopressur I and amplitute I I think. you need to be mobile and bunnyhop as you scope in to abuse prodigy IV speed boost.
If you can't aim like this then don't pick kinessa because you'll be dead weight
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>>159227907
epic
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>>159227938
>do not listen to this meme loving fuck
>mine build is awful

why are you literally throwing your fishing pole in the watch
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>>159227907
That's what you get for being a steam cuck who only downloaded the game when it came to steam.
>>
I WILL NOT BE STOPPED
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>>159227907
it just got back, by the way
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so how the fuck do ranks/borders work in this game

at first I thought it was tied to mastery but I have 2 heroes at mastery 7, one of them is platinum and the other is diamond
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>>159227938
kinessa isn't a cod sniper stop being a retard.
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>>159228034
mines are nice, but you already get two of them and the regenerate fairly quickly. anyone with a brain will shoot them the moment they get slowed and see the mine beam on their screen. you're just wasting points when you use mine cards other than the two tier one cards that give like 30% increased range and something else, I forget what it is. you've probably never abused the speed boost you get from prodigy IV when you bunnyhop with it, so I won't call you a faggot for that. but you are a faggot for using mines against BRs who never shoot them and then telling people it's a good build.
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>>159228319
at 4025 you get diamond
you have individual ranks for each champion and if you get diamond once and drop below 4025 you keep the border anyway
also borders are comp only but for some reason people that have never played comp have a gold border on all their champions
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>>159228467
I never said she was? what the fuck are you talking about nigger?
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>>159228583
that makes sense, thanks
I figured it was something related to rating but my cassie was at 3900 and had diamond, guess I dropped down a bit
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>>159228583
Bronze, silver and gold borders you get just by leveling them.
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>>159226526
even among pro player, Kinessa is low-tier, and only ever picked on Timber Mill. She has too many weaknesses and she doesn't fit on many maps.
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I'm usually total shit with bk

feels good not dying for once.
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>>159228846
That's because Cassie is just way too good. Buck and Evie can just fuck her up due to how inaccurate the carbine is even with the mine buff. doesn't help that she has the absolutely worst escape in the game.
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When is skye gonna get a real movement ability
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>absolutely rape this kinessashitter
>but he also kills me a few times
>has some skill but it always doing retarded shit like standing still on a rooftop
>after match say "gg don't play kinessa next time and you might win"
>he says "sigh"
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>>159229678
he knows, anon.

let him have fun. Why do you have to be a jerk?
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does the competitive in this game even have any kind of matchmaking system or does it just throw random people toguether?

because it feels like the latter
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are servers shitting themselves
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>>159229678
Runt.
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What started this wave of getting more Ruckus's in matches, you use to not see them at all but since about a week ago there have been a few matches where I don't get one and they usually suck. Did some e-celeb push him a lot or what?
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>>159231585
I haven't seen any pro Paladins streamers using him too much. The pros are usually Cassie/Andro/Bomb King/Kinessa mains.
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>some faggot on my friends list starts memeing at me about paladins
>tell him it was in development before overcuck
>also dare him to find a game of pharrah that looks more fun than a game of propel Iv drogoz
>"I don't want to talk about your dragon dick fetishes"
>ask him if he has fun walking his slow ass back to the payload every time he dies
>he says "as zenyatta would say... fun is a state of mind"
>goes offline
fucking blizzdrones
>>
>it's a fernando gets top play by holding down m1 episode
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It's 11月04日 already. Where are my free crystals?
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>>159227278
>>159227282
>>159227289
yeah, I was right
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>>159232549
>zenyatta would say fun is a state of mind

holy shit

however i did like playing zenyatta during the beta though, he had insane dage but was ver fragile
wish theyd add someone with similar projectiles
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>>159232980
Zen's health has been buffed but discord orb is nerfed.
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>>159230218

retards manage to find their way into high elo by getting carried 5 games in a row
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>>159228583

what about the master border? do you have to be top 10 or something? and can you lose it? I don't see alot around
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>>159232980
>>159233110
Yeah, but thanks to the magic that is Blizzard balancing, they gave him more health (50 shields), instant discord, more charged attack damage, tripled the health his ult gives and doubled the speed of his ult so he was literally everywhere. Stopped paying any attention after that, but apparently they nerfed discord slightly whilst also buffing his damage to counteract that.
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How long is pumking available?
Assuming I get 50 crystals this weekend, then 50 again for my daily rewards the following week
I should have enough finally!
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>>159233565
End of November
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>>159233871
Nice! Thank you!
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>>159229678
Who were you playing as anon?

If it was Cassie, Viktor, or Buck you should've said

"gg play a brainless class like me next time and you might win"
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>>159233954
drogoz, faggot
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>>159233973
>Drogoz not getting shit on instantly as soon as he flies by a Kinessa

What a shitty Kinessa.
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>>159234070
>wait to see where kinessa's tracer shots are coming from
>thrust onto her
>kill her in two hits because nobody moves when they're sniping as kinessa
>maybe if you're unlucky she sees you she gets one shot off
yeah nah, drogoz can flank kinessa easier than some flankers
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TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE
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>>159234312
Next match you'll have 4 mouth breathers on your team and you lose 40 elo.
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a QUALITY webm for a quality ult
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>>159235497
holy shit i almost didnt recognize the map

is this what happens at minimal settings?
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>>159235743
no, you have to edit the LOD sizes in the ini to go as low as they can. it also makes the models outside of matches look like this

here's how you do it if there's anyone else playing on a toaster and getting below 60fps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2z8df3SFRI
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5555555555555555555555555555
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>>159236324
>4
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>game crashes in the loading screen
>by the time I join again the payload is already halfway to our spawn

FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT
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>>159236659
Jeez it's only been in development for over 2 years with an engine they have a lot of experience with, give them a break wow.....
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Anyone else having a bug where cosmetics randomly appear on you during matches, despite you not having them?

I had that with Viktor's eyepatch and Nando's pink helmet, I never bought them but I had them on during the match.
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>>159236659
oh come on adding more garbage skins and shit is much more important
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>>159236178
>I really like this Jin character
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>>159157504

Is Mal'Damba the best healer ever? i mean a healer that melts shields,can kill AND have a OP stun?


i hope they dont nerf this fucker
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>>159236178
>laptop shitters

I bet you fucks use the touchpad. My old PC decades ago could most likely run this game and it should be dirt cheap by now.
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>>159238119
My shit pc runs the game very well, until you're in the middle of some action and everyone shoots, then it turns into a slideshow and I usually die because of it.

Guess I need to change the settings
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>>159238193
guess you need to get a proper pc, faget
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>>159146376
>you have to buy male Ying
feels good that pubshitters wont be enabled here
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>>159146376
>memeing on +55 damage

Fuck off Haven shitter.
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>>159238948
dumb aggression poster
>>
>instalock buck cassie andro
>fourth picks fernando
>pick pip
>can u play ying plz
>xD
>tell him ying is boring
>win 3-1 because I flank the shit out of bomb king and viktor while still healing the point
fucking metafaggots, I'm never picking ying
>>
>>159238015
How much power is his basic attack?
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>>159238363
Buy me one.
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>>159239091
450
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>>159238119
>PC elitists

I bet you fucks use razer products. My old laptop can run this game and it was dirt cheap.
>>
>>159239073
Don't lie, Pip's never heal
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>>159239190
Actually I only have a very budget PC.
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>>159239313
fuck you nigger
I did lie though, there was no viktor
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>>159239179
Seems pretty small for "melting shields", unless it's referring to the gourd
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>>159239551
he has 10 shots
they all shoot fairly quickly
with wrecker I he can deal 6750 damage without reloading once
>>
holy shit I fucking hate leveling alts

the fucking low level shitters and their basic decks and all the other dumb shit just makes me fucking furious
>>
>>159239738
And the reload does 150+50 extra for each missing shot in the cobra balls clipazine.
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>>159239546
Looks like you played against the guy streaming on the official Paladins channel. He no doubt had some complete scrub Tiwtch viewers on his team.
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>>159240168
So a full reload does 650?
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>>159239546
why did you add the friend request thingy back in, Ezho? If you look at your Masterpaladin profie, one can see that you play with those guys in every match.

How desperate do you have to be to escape the memes. Pretty sad
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>match is 3-2
>we get the payload almost to the end but enemies manage to push us back to mid
>we're getting wrecked in mid when our grover start spamming "bye" and "nice job" in chat
>suddenly VICTORY
>he was pushing the payload all along while they were distracted
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>>159239546
>Ezho the EZ-ho, premade master
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>>159239546
>attentionwhore tries to show everyone how good he is at the game when he's just abusing premades

fuck off retard I already got enough of this shit on /owg/
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>>159239546
>Ezho photoshops his images and then fakes his filename, making it look like its an image taken directly via an cropping service just so people dont shit on him for his premade fuckery
>>
>Guy clearly wants attention
>Retards give it to him
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>>159240468
I don't know what the hell you're talking about since ever recent match I've done has been a soloq with different people
and I don't want to escape the memes. what are you talking about? all those years of memeing and now I have become a living meme. who would want to escape that?
>>
>>159240545
backcapping feels the best
>>
anyone else have this bug as ying where the entire screen gets a sort of white filter over it?
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anyone got this bug where they cant see or hear their weapons shoot and you can see the arms model twisted 90 degrees?

ive had it happen with grohk and ruckus
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>>159240961
Stop fapping while playing,should fix it.
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>>159240824
>my recent matches werent with my LGBT ImWithHer buddies...!!!
>Merkulation and Creslin

I suppose that defeat was because Creslin left and the nigga carried you hard
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>>159241129
it's not on my side of the screen
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>>159209335
I was playing vanilla cards
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>>159241294
>the state of Ezho
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>amazing evie dive in at the end of the enemy base
>kill/eliminate all 5 of them
>potg
>best score, most solo kills etc and useful throughout the match
>nobody says anything
>>
>>159241738
>japanese pepe poster
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>>159241294
you didn't even try. bad meme
>>159241482
stop replying to yourself
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>>159242029
not even that other guy. You are one salty premade fag
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>>159241294
actually I changed my mind, it's a great meme because it's exactly what this anon >>159240747 said I did (thought I think he was being sarcastic) but in reality it was anon who did it instead
thanks for the laughs friend
>>
>>159242332
you already edited one picture, uploaded it to puush, then downloaded it again to make it seem legit. why did you literally just do it again?
I'm just a regular fag. I play with whoever I feel like playing with.
>>
>>159242029
No its not about me lying here on 4chan, its about you shitting on the LGBT community. They suffered enough, no need for that..
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>>159239546
Your settings are so low that I thought for a second those models in the background were actually a bunch of flurries you somehow managed to put there
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Still don't know what to buy for my Barik Build, Bowling ball to gtfo with shield or Another's Man treasure, which is 7% cooldown for every elimination? (and i get 18-20 elim per match)
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>>159242575
I've never shat upon anyone who didn't deserve it.
Can you say the same?
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>>>/v/356733480
>>
isn't it about time for the event?
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Who is trolling who here right now?
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>weebnamed 0 mastery shitnessa on the team

I see, a loss incoming.
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>>159242741
>its another low-context american thread
when will the high-context european arrive to bless us with his wisdom?
>>
What is the point of this game?
>>
I'm convinced that all pip players are unaware of the fact that they can heal other people
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>>159242994
what's the point of goat simulator?
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>this thread right now

>>159242691
Bowling Ball. 7% on active cooldowns is almost meaningless since it's 7% of the remaining cooldown, not the entire one.
>>
>>159242994
What is the point of life?
>>
>>159242695
>Paladins vs Overwatch shitposting

S T O P
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>>159243248
Thanks
could i be a good enough player for this thread?
I'm mostly a Barik guy
http://masterpaladins.com/profile/38658094814
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>>159243501
I wish i could have based barik players on my team locking down the objective.
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>>159242994
video games have no point, autismo
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>>159243230
Conan, what's best in life?
>>
>>159242691
bowling ball is a must on Barik
when you are under fire you spam it as much as you can and dash around and behind the cart to dodge and block shots while turrets heal you
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>>159241738
did they even send you a friend request? I got one from the heal slut last night when I played Barik and did a great game all around
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>>159243659
well i do most of the times, but then there is that fucking map TIMBER MILL, were a Barik just gets glassed and i mean Glassed you try to set up shop around the point,even behind the crates, and the enemy had a kinessa,Victor or even a Pip on that catwalk and the delivery point at the end which is just an open area and again you can't hide and push the cart without getting blasted
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>>159244581
I've gotten friend requests for worse games but not for that one. I don't add people anyway and it was on an alt so it doesn't actually bother me. Just felt like posting something.
>>
sooo... free crystals?
why didnt they post how to get them

OH YEAH GUYS HERES THE FREE CRYSTAL WEEKEND
...
WHAT
YOU WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOURE GOING TO RECEIVE THEM TOO???
>>
>a russian
>picks shitnessa
>first item is aggression

ah yes
>>
>my team picks skye with aggression, got a good feeling about this
>lose
>top play Fernando

how shit your team must be for this to happen?
>>
whats happening
every game im getting a potg on the most bland multikills
last potg it was literally me getting a double kill with one of which was an accidental fire spit kill

are they just going to release unfinished shit into this game until it looks like unrecognizable?
>>
>>159245360
Fernando is top tier tho
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>>159245093
It's probably going to be like the Free Gem Weekend on Smite where you have to win 3 games to receive Gems.
>>
makoa is love

makoa is life
>>
>>159245093
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/794230966420176896
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>>159245207
hello /brit/
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>tfw cassie gets play of the game when she steals 4 of my kills at the end when she did nothing the whole game other than whine and buy shitty items
But this is fun playing without a flanker like this
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You Palacucks have your days numbered. When we go f2p we are gonna fuck you up.
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Is this a good deck for Ying?

After some shit games and loss streaks I'm now trying to focus on extreme survivability while on point and supporting from afar otherwise, as to not get fucked over by damagers and pocket myself behind cover to avoid costing my team no heals for several seconds.
>>
>>159246054
whoa I wish paladins was this badass
>>
>>159246054
that looks hilarious
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>>159246054
fucking christ

is that a real character?

holy shit i'm dying
ISIC is legit a cool character though
>>
>>159245995
fuck off, limey wanker
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>>159246131
you can play ying with your feet and pick your cards with your cock and still do good

it's fine
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>>159245725
well that sucks. i expected a bit more.
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>>159246131
Looks good senpai
I use the same one but with encouragement I and carry on III but yours might be a bit better.
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Heres one for the collection
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>Someone pick Kinessa
>I counter pick Evie
>rapeinprogress.webm
>Watch him in agony setting traps near her just in case I come to rape his ass
>At the end of the match, rants about Evie being OP with her double blink and flight

Every time
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>>159246536
unironically trying this once I get to play again
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>>159245679
What if you have to win 3 games in a row
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So now that we have Anhur in Paladins,I hope we will get Janus soon.
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>>159247193
who?
who?
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>>159246676
Actually I might switch that around now that you mention it.
Encouragement depends a good lot on having competent teammates. Ying isn't exactly the biggest damage dealer, so even if I assist with a little damage it's up to my team to get the kill, unless they're already dented enough for me to kill them which doesn't happen nearly as often.
>>
>play game
>lose because 4 worthless shitters can't even maintain a fucking positive kda let alone fucking win
>get mad
>punch desk multiple times
>hand hurts a bit again
>still mad
>close game
>still mad

fucking low rez
>>
>>159247193
>Janus in Paladins

oh baby

>>159247396
Anhur, Egyptian furry from Smite who impales people and creates big obelisks that change the map. Sounds kinda familiar eh?
>>
>>159246054
>suddenly the mongolian basket-weaver archer doesn't look so bad
wp lo-rez shill
>>
>enemy has 3 flanker. Skye, buck and evie
> i am the team only damage
send help.
>>
>>159248236
Why didn't you pick tank
>>
>pick grover
>barik and ruckus on my team
>enemy has no tanks
>disgunbgood
>it becomes one of those 'tanks dont sit on the point' episodes
>we still easily wipe the floor with the enemy
>tfw i had more time on the objective than ruckus and barik combined
>>
>>159248674
As a tank player that actually goes to point, I find that good Grovers tend to stay more time on point than tanks. But it might be because I don't mind dying if I can cover my teammates.
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>>159248674
>Have Ruckus and Barik on the team
>Ruckus thinks he is a sniper
>Barik plays him like a TF2 engie
>>
>>159248848
I don't remember the last time I had a Grover on the team that didn't try to be a sniper.
>>
FUCKING SHIT MY COMPUTER DISPLAYS NOVEMBER 4TH I WAS GRINDING OUT FOR THAT THIRD VICTORY GOD DAMMIT
>>
why do i get matched against comp tryhards? i don't even play comp.
>>
how do i make myself play as anyone who isnt drogoz

its really hard not to
>>
>>159249774
kys
>>
>>159249774
Play Makoa until you become Makoa.This is the only cure.
>>
>>159249774
Unlock new champs and play them
>>
>>159249774
Play Pip.
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>>159249774
Stop playing with a dragon dildo in your ass
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>I guess I'll go play some Paladins while waiting for this
>Join Match
>FROZEN GUARD
>5 SECONDS REMAINING
>DESERTER 29:59
>>
>>159145952
test
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>>159249774
instalock cassie until you can solo carry every game with 30 kills minimum

it's the best feeling
>>
>>159252404
yes but i can already do that with drogoz
>>
>>159252510
arrows are more fun than rockets tho
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>tfw broke 4k elo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA STILL CLIMBING STRONG NO STOPPING
>>
>>159252615
flying is more fun than rolling though
>>
>>159252404
i can already do that with mal'damba

and it is actually fun
>>
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I want Drogoz to punch me out and steal all my gold!!
>>
>>159252720
>(Explicit)

DELET

>>159252819
>drogoz
>cute
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>>159252819
makoa is cuter
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cassie bullying
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>>159240961
I don't know if its the same, but I've had a bug with Ying where my mirror shots fuck with my screen and it looks like the shot is shooting directly across my screen in my face. It's fucking headache inducing and annoying to deal with.

That started with this patch.
>>
>>159253195
>not the plush one
>>
>>159254708
cute
>>
>>159254708
cuuuute!
>>
>>159254708
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!
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>>159254708
just slightly less scribble-y because i didn't see how bad it was on my other monitor and it bothers me too much.
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>>159254708
I was right in feeling I was gonna hate this guy
>>
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Anyone else feels like the shields sometimes don't work?

I was playing Nando and was basically face to face with a Cassie, she shot straight at my shield and it actually damaged me, and not the shield. Also got killed that way by Viktor once or twice.

Is that a bug?
>>
>>159242994
what is the point of any game?
>>
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this could use a Pip edit for someone creative
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>>159253440
Bread,
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>>159255689
niger wat
>>
>>159255749
Thread is still bumping, why the fuck did you have a new one ready for 30 minutes
>>
>>159254708
>>159255442
Cute stuff but you need to work on your wrist/hand anatomy for non-chibis
>>
>>159255689
>favorite
>that means it used it more than once
That just raises further questions!
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>>159255689
>you will never get pregnant then beat your unborn children to scrambled eggs inside of your womb
what the fuck
>>
>>159255530
not sure if its a bug or intended but it definitely happens. Had it occur several times when playing nando & andy.
>>
>>159255530
>fit tomboy
>will never be able to fuck that
>>
So I'm starting to get my feet wet with makoa i'm kinda thinking of abusing chain what do you guys think?
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>>159255530
same here, my back is facing the wall so the only possible damage sources is right infront of me.
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