/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

> Heroes we deserve
Buffalo Bell

> Heroes we need
-widdly

> Attentionwhores
Nullphaggot

> Disgraces
Nessi, Nullphaggot

> Worthless
Bl8

Reposting my last post before being archived:
>>159112312
It's gonna be tough, everyone is way over lv 120, so when I join sessions or missions, I get kicked a lot, so, I'll do solo stuff for a bit longer.I went on my own from lv 90 to 118 in a matter of days doing contact missions, and I assume I can do them faster if I get the armored car.
I hope.
Does people play Deathmatchs or LTS? Regular ones, I mean.
I'd like to do them once I leveled enough.

Someone just requested to join PS4 crew, post your SC ID so I can accept!

>>159113469
Hmm haven't seen anyone from that level being kicked or atleast I personally never did, I used to do contact missions a lot and yeah you do them really quick with the kuruma but that just ruins the fun, never played DM but you can do the races from the cunning stunts update those are fun

>>159113489
JailSea

>>159113698

Got you, m8.

>>159113818
Thanks m8. Sorry I didn't post ID, made a post on old thread and looked away from phone. Didn't realise thread was ded.

>>159113424
Fuck off groupie

>>159113642
I've been kicked four times, and only one said over the mic that he wanted me to be higher so I can have max armor and snacks stocked for the prison heist.
Maybe it's my luck, I dunno.

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>>159114072
-widdly noticed me!

>>159113424
Still the best list

dae osmium is le densest?

>>159114391
Sorry kid im not that faggot

>>159114867
:'(

>>159114476
nullphaggot damage control was comfy yesterday. I was eating chex mix on the couch with a tablet, and knew immediately that nullphaggot just google 'densest element' to try and look smart.

>>159115294

We should name and shame more attentionwhores t b h.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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>the heroes PS4 deserves

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Post racing outfits
shame they only show up in stunt races

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>>159115709
It's a duty of all crew members to ensure that attention whores have no power to use on their own.

>>159116173
LEWD

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>>159116173
BLOOMERS

> Nessi btfo
> Null btfo
> Kassi and the rest of the inner jerk are next
> Bl8 too worthless to do anything to save his internet friends

This is delicious.

>>159116481
Bl8 doesn't care about internet friends, he cares about being the center of attention. That's why he accepted null with open arms, expecting her to be the next thing and wanting to stay relevant. It's also why he demoted all the spergs too, seeing as they were becoming unpopular and wanting to keep attention.

>>159116173
I want to fug bell

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Social Club won't let me read messages without changing my password first, but I can't actually do that - entering a new one and pressing "save changes" does not do anything

Anyone had a similar experience?

>>159116846
Seems like >>159115718 has some experience with social club not saving shit, ask him

>>159117862
It does sound similar, although in my case pressing the button does not lead to a wait period - it does absolutely nothing, no new page, no error message no page reload, nothing.

Have not found anything similar sounding in their customer support center either - everyone else at least gets "unknown error" messages

Add to that the hamfisted ban policy and it feels like Cockstar are really trying to drive away the playerbase

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Here's an AutoHotKey script for quickly calling regularly used contacts and eating snacks/equiping armor.

http://pastebin.com/tCnqSZFg

The script has a toggle to select in which mode you are playing (Solo or registered as a MC/CEO). This is required to be able to use the same hotkeys since the interaction menu changes depending on these modes.
>Disable NumLock when playing in Solo mode, Enable NumLock when playing as MC/CEO.
Switching to the corresponding NumLock state is not required for Speed Dials to phone contacts. Keep in mind that interaction menu macro's do not work inside apartments.

>Numpad 0: Eat a snack (auto cycles to next snack when empty)
>Numpad Dot(.): Equip Super Heavy Armor
>Numpad 1: Call Mechanic
>Numpad 2: Call Pegasus
>Numpad 3: Call Mors Mutual Insurance
>Numpad 4: Call Lester
>Numpad 5: Call Merryweather
Numpad Enter: Enable/Disable Passive Mode

Free yourself from the struggle through countless menu's, you can now call your waifu while weaving through traffic at high speeds without crashing.

>>159118181
kys cheater

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Is the Peassi Vortex a direct upgrade to the Pegassi Ruffian in terms of fun bike to jump over shit and ride everywhere?

>>159118181
What if I use the numpad keys for controlling my character/vehicles?
Kys useless skiddie

>>159118286
>Automating a couple of key strokes
>cheating

>>159118423
You can easily rebind the keys to whatever you want.

>>159118501
Scripting is considering as breaking the ToS by C*.

>>159118604
This doesn't inject or modify the game in any way, it's literally just a sequence of key strokes. Even some keyboards are capable of this, then you wouldn't need a script like this at all.

As far as C* knows you're simply fast at navigating menu's.

>>159118370
pls respond, im new to this update

Turreted Limo or Insurgent Pickup?

Did they finally fix the Adder's spoiler not going up when driving?

>>159118181
Autohotkey stopped working a year ago.
What has changed?

>>159118181
>Not having to go through slow tedious menus for simple shit you might need on the fly.
I don't know, this doesn't sound like something Rockstar intended. Won't they ban me for this?

>>159120076
no, but hey good news, they did patch all those pesky dupe glitches.

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>>159111705
That kind of stuff happens when you recruit through image boards I think. People around these parts aren't quite right in the head.

>>159111872
But I do sperg out, but lately i've just been feeling like shit, so I've been sticking to myself.

>>159120112
The latest build of AHK released october 13th, I'm not sure what you mean.

>>159120272
They won't. Setting basic keybinds like this should be optional in any decent pc game desu

>>159120272
People with gayman keyboards can do this with their macro keys through their driver software. This merely evens the playing field.

>tfw dropped off GTA earth when overwatc came out
>all the old friends i played with in April are dead
this sucks

>>159120540
Around 3 gotten gains GTA ahk stopped working for me, I assumed it was because R8 put some counter to it in one of their patches.

>>159120645
R*

Also (You) >>159118181 da man.

>>159120645
The only thing I can think of is that one of the updates messed with the performance of the game.
I'd recommend making the length of each input at least 60 ms, otherwise the game won't register some or all of them.

What will the next update be?

>>159120984
I'll try, thanks anyways.

trucker and Police updates soon!

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>>159115294
what the fuck is this shit? stop being proud of shitposting

>>159122182
I'd rather have a tuner update, ceo update or just more benny cars

>>159118859
but you arent. Thats the definition of cheating

>>159122380
Diversification over specialization.

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>>159113384
Guy in Op pic looks a lot like my character (Which I based on myself)

Are silencers pointless outside of stealth specific missions?

>>159122534
Yes.

>>159122534
police in freeroam cant hear you but you still get wantd level for killing anyway

>>159118370
>>159119338
No
only thing Vortex has going for it is it's looks
also if you max upgrade it's stats it takes 4 or 5 semi fast crashes to make it smoke

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what is the most epic clothing combination possible...?

>>159124763
T-shirt
Skirt
Headphones
No arms glitch

>>159124897
epic.....
what are most epic tatos and hairs

>>159125043
just fucking try it in game you asslord. Do you need help to put on your shoes till?

>>159122429
You do have a point but this is not a competitive fighting game. This macro is purely designed to get around R*'s retarded UI design with some simple keybinds.

>>159125137
my mom puts on my shos bcuz i don't know how ot tie them....

>>159118181
What hotkey program should I use? I haven't done this before

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>When you spot an AFK player on the map and phone up Lamar

>>159126201
Karabiner

https://pqrs.org/osx/karabiner/

>>159122534
Supposedly it doesn't ping enemy teams maps in TDM.

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>>159126386
repeatedly robbing and killing afk players for skins and money

Just jumped back online for the first time in like a year, so much has changed and I have a few questions:

>Are businesses worth it?
>Don't have a midlife crisis. Should I do the Motorclub thing? Does it complement with the business thing?
>Is the clan active for the heists?
>Fastest way to make 1mill?

Thanks bros

>>159126873
>no
>if you want instant bike spawning and returning PV's then yes
>yes, some people are STILL grinding heists
>TT

>>159126201
This is written for AutoHotKey.

>>159126873
>Are businesses worth it?
Not as good as grinding pacstan, but they provide variation while being profitable.

> Don't have a midlife crisis. Should I do the Motorclub thing? Does it complement with the business thing?
It's a cheap 10 car garage for bikes. Every time you join the game you get this annoying phone call and an email. Never done the businesses so i don't know how good those are.

>Is the clan active for the heists?
Shouldn't be too much of a problem to get people together for heists if you advertise properly.

>Fastest way to make 1mill?
Kill randoms over and over again in freeroam. You get 500 dollars every time. Move on to the next random once their wallet is dry.

Other than that, Pacstan earns you about 300-400k every hour if you play without glitching. Depends on how large the cut you're given is, and if you help with the setups or not.

>>159127231
>Not as good as grinding pacstan, but they provide variation while being profitable.

but they can be done solo and pac needs 4 minimum with 100% stable connections and youre probably talking about cheating the fuck out of pac stan where CEO can be done legit and easily

>>159127339
>youre probably talking about cheating the fuck out of pac stan
>if you play without glitching

Just a normal run from start to end where nobody disconnects, nobody teleports around with godmode, and nobody that happens to have a garage that has an armored car in it.

>>159128018
>Just a normal run from start to end where nobody disconnects, nobody teleports around with godmode, and nobody that happens to have a garage that has an armored car in it.

sounds like a fantasy to me m8

>>159127006
>>159127231
>>159127339
>>159128018
>>159128178

Sounds like heists AND VP shit is the way to go then.

when will we be able to vape and smonk weed anywhere from blunts....
rockstar pls

>>159128178
Maybe for you.

Last time i did heists, it was for my CMM with crafty. Spent 6 hours and nobody had any issues at all.

It's easy when you avoid heisting with slavs, chinks, and BRs.

>>159128576
you could probably make more solo doing ceo in 6 hours

>>159128651
Grinding crates is tedious and boring. + when doing it solo, there is a huge risk some random chink will blow up the crates you were forced to leave behind.

I rather do a variety of things, crates when I feel like it. VIP jobs when I feel like it, heists when I feel like it.

Grinding crates for 6 hours is soulcrushing.

>>159120528
>saving my pic I took
Neat

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post some cars

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>>159130047

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>>159130047
Nice to see someone who appreciates beds in the rat-loader. I have mine with rear fenders and there's always that one gtag that thinks they're special by removing the bed.

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>>159130047
This is nice car.

>>159130263
Bedless rat-loader is just like those people who put xenon headlights on everything

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>>159130047
dukes is good

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>>159130047

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>>159130047

>>159130451
Kinda off topic, but what are other cars with bouncy suspension? I know dukes, sabre, Tampa, and most vans have bounce, but I need other cars. Excluding lifted offroad vehicles.

>>159130656
Seminole, Kalahari, Glendale, Comet. There's more, but I can't think of those right now.

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>>159130047
have a bike instead

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>>159130047
Tuner update when?

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>>159131051

After Benny's Custom SUVs and mail-order bride update that lets you raise a family to drive around in your Benny's Custom SUV.

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>>159130047
neat

>>159118181
Literally nothing happens when I pres a key.
Do I have to run the game windowed or some thing or do other voodoo tier stuff like load the script /after/ I start the game or exactly before or start with windows.

>Metallic midnight purple isn't colored correctly now for some reason

KILL ME NOW

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>>159130047

>>159132669
Sweet Corrado.

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>that health

>>159132983
>>159133469
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIIS THIIIIIIIIIIIIS BUUUUULLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT AAALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWEDDDDDDDD

>>159130263
>>159130409
Bedless Loader is CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YayqIC-A8Vw

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>>159133685

>yfw you die exactly this fast to a lone NPC who is blindfiring with a micro uzi while you're standing at sniping range with full health and armor

>>159131978
It's been like that for quite a while now. Tried using it months ago and it changed into some blue crap overnight.

Just use the Classic variant and do the matte-pearlescent trick to get a Bright Purple pearl on it. It's the same thing, if I remember right.

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>>159133847
iktf

>>159133847

wow i quoted this post wtf rockstar >>159133661

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>Japanse guy trying to see atoms.jpg

what is the closes car I can make to this in gta
phoenix?

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>>159116707
>center of attention

What makes you say that?

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>>159133850

I don't know the matte-pearlescent trick. Why can't Cuckstar fix something as simple as colors within a span of months but a complicated glitch that makes money is gone in hours.

>>159133945
Phoenix or ruiner
Mostly Phoenix

>>159134094
>put on matte
>look at metallic
>buy a new plate
>buy a pearl
blammo

>>159131629
It might not work if you start it before launching the game because the keybinds only trigger if the game window is on top and active. You can reload the macro at any time using Shift-Ctrl-Alt-R.

>>159133945
That's the phoenix.

>>159134094
>>159134221
Addendum to this: it doesn't have to be a plate but changing the plate is free/buying a new plate backgrounds is so cheap it doesn't even matter. If you want to do it on a vehicle without plates, just buy the cheapest thing you can.

>>159135152
Free chrome wheels are good for this if you have any unlocked.

>>159134846

MEEMAW NO

>>159135349
I got free SUV wheels, but never noticed I unlocked it
How did I do that/how do I get the rest?

>>159135349

How do you unlock free chrome wheels? I saw them on my motorcycles in my clubhouse garage but I assumed it was a mistake because >Rockstar giving anything away for free

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>>159134120
wew laddy

>>159135585
Go to pause>stats>awards>rewards>page 4.

>>159135585
They're awarded for doing things like heists, setups, last team standing, capture.

One of them involves stuff like killing npcs while you're wearing night vision goggles. You can check your awards/unlocks in the menus in game and online at socialclub.

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>>159126386
Reminder that you shouldn't underestimate afk players at times.

>>159135585
only older chrome wheels can be free. you still have to pay for newer ones

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>>159135946
When them spoopy winners being announced you van driver?

Can we shame these retards who have their own "safe space" crews where they apparently jerk each other off?

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/crafty_fan_club
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_inner_jerk
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/yryrsh
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_famiglia

>>159132669
nys you colossal faggot

You are literally worse than any other type of shittermobile

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>>159136237
Give me a few hours, spent the entire day out and I just wanna die.

>>159133685
>flibinigger has shit taste

I used to like your van useage, until I realized you only do it to be a special snowflake and exclusively use the gang Burrito, the most car like van

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>>159136750
>T-there's nothing wrong with gtag!
>S-Stop samefagging!

Can I just fucking MGGA already?

>>159136823

> "Le eurobeat dorifuto car is badder then Karuma shitters abloobloobloo!"

Do you want to talk about your crippling weeaphobia? You seem to be upset.

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>>159137058
Joke's on you, my favorite van is the Speedo, and it is a daily drive.

>>159136750
Hahaha you've got to be fucking kidding me.

>>159137082
Go away you won't even moan.

>>>159100857
Evening/night times in bongistan, sent message on psn

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This car just backed up to try and knock me off my bike instead of just going forward and turning

>>159137091
>make a blista with carbon hood, panda paint, watanabe wheels, and give it a eurobeat file name
>I obviously knew it isn't ae86, ur just a hater

>make all white blista to match your shitter theme of whiteout cars

The blista compact is a fun car, but you are a shitter. Driving the car only because you think it's from a TV show, and using one paint scheme across all your vehicles is what shitters do. Nobody likes you NPG, just stop

>>159133945
If Tony Hawk's ProSkater 4 was a racing game; the graphics.

Looks so »PlayStation 2.

>>159138134
It's Flatout 2 on Xbox. It's from the brown and bloom era of video games. I assume THPS4 had a similar aesthetics.

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every time

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>>159138887
holy shit

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>>159136876
>that pic
god damn it lads

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FIB are shit at undercover work

>>159139423

> "What? You thought this was gonna be a food fight?"
> "You're damn right it is."

>>159138569
thps4 seemed brighter
only game i remember being brown and bloom was most wanted

>>159138887
I remember that happening, your text still came up, so you must have been still connected to the same chat server.

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https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_inner_jerk/hierarchy

>this cancer will never be purged
>gtag will forever remain shitty

>>159140169
>triggered by a joke

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>>159140169
kys faggot

as long as they keep to themselves, it's not a problem. The issue is when they force themselves on crew. It is the classical philosophical issue of agency and nationalism. They are entitled to their own nation to live by their own rules. Only when our why of life and our rules are threatened do we need to act.

>>159140607
>Buffalo Bell is /pol/

>>159136750
guaranteed all of those are just for saving/applying crew colors
if there's a crew with just 1 member it's more often than not just for the color/emblem storage

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>>159140169
You're late

>>159140754
Reminder that you can change the crew color to anything at any time, and there are several crews open for specific colors.

>>159140754
Exactly what i applied for the inner jerk for.

>>159134729
Sorry man, absolutely nothing happens.
My keyboard setting is english US, could that be it?

>>159140754

Actually no I joined the Inner Jerk to plot against /gtag/ proper with my close compatriots but you'll never know who I am so good luck stopping me.

>>159125246

so its cheating then

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manlet

>>159142442
>tall women over six feet tall
oof

>>159142442
>high heels
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>159142592
i-it came with the heist outfit
hate high heels desu

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>>159130451
>>159130047
I love Dukes

>>159142442
It's not fair when you're brienne of fucking tarth.

Prison break station is literally impossible with randoms

>tell random shitter to stay in the car when I get to the police station
>he gets and starts spraying everyone
>dies

evrytiem

>>159141835
I don't think that should make a difference. What version of AHK are you using?
Did you change the default keybinds for opening the interaction menu or phone?

>>159143950

The first time I did the setup where you steal the Hydra with randoms they all fucked off in Lazers and flew around in circles forcing me to shoot down all the jets myself.

Then when it told me to land the Hydra in the hangar, one of the shitters landed his fucking Lazer over the blip which somehow killed either me or him (I don't remember) when I forced the Hydra in there failing the mission. Neither jet blew up or started smoking so I have no idea how one of us died.

Then on the third attempt they all fucked off with Lazers again, so I shot down all the jets myself again except one, which I left alive and flew to the hangar and landed so one of the retards couldn't fuck it all over again. Then I had to wait for them to stop flying in circles long enough to realize there was an enemy left that I wasn't going to kill.

>>159144453
I remeber asking the pilot if he knew how to fly it.
"YES!"
He kept in in hoover mode. until enemies crashed in to him.

>>159144453
I really love that mission and generally dont mind about repeating it because of shitters.

>tfw no personal aircraft carrier

Why the fuck is the Hydra not available in single player?

>>159144698
>flying hydra for the first time in that heist
>assume the controls were similar to SA so I just get bit high in hover mode and instantly activate flying mode
>dive nose first in the ocean
>"wtf" "wtf" "wtf"
Kek'd hard that day.

>>159143950

> noobs who can't stop shooting inside the Casco
> noobs that you try to leave behind so they won't get killed, but still follow you and get killed anyway

>>159144838

It is a good mission to be completely tbch I just don't like failing missions to that level of retardation or having to do all the work.

Half of it I can't even blame the retards though, of course they're going to mindlessly follow any blip on the screen, so why the fuck do the Lazers get the "LAND IN THE HANGAR" blip and not just the Hydra pilot?

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>>159145049
>tfw the shitter has a specific job but gets in the wrong car and gets taken miles away from their objective

>>159145221
I feel ya.

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Costume entries are up, who win??
http://imgur.com/a/jS2E2

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>heels make you look like fucking slender man
>no other good shoe option
why are woman so tall in this game

>>159145526
How do you vote though?

Strawpol?

>>159145526
You didn't pit yourself or the guy who was doing Colonel Sanders.

>>159146246
put*

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>>159145948
Me and S2 already agreed on which costume we favored the most.

Now it's all up to the audience impact and me asking a few friends, vote now!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11559302
>inb4 somebody rigs the poll

> When he Gunner on the Humane Raid Finale jumps with the Ground Team and refuses to go back to the Helo

Just kill me now.

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You're chilling in Bahama Mama's when this guy comes up and spawns a UFO on your gfs ass. What do you do?

>>159146745
>Level 1476
I can't fight that, my gf goes home in his UFO

>>159144447
Latest version.
If the phone is on the numpad then I didn't changed the binds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFidFAsbqc&ab_channel=GRANDOS
why did R* have to downgrade their shit

>>159144943
You can steal one from Zancudo.

>>159147397

So it could run at more than 10 fps on deadgen

>>159145843
The real answer is pretty obvious so I'm going to give you a meme answer

>"Female"

>>159147503
really? Pretty sure it only has buzzards, cargobobs, and lazers

>>159146745
We agree to leave the session and whichever one finds a good one first invites the other.

>>159147669
I hate consoles. They are putting so many awful limits on what games can do.

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Alright lads, just gonna sum everything up all in one post.

PS4 /gtag/ costume entries are up!
$10 PSN gift card for bestest costume!

Check them out here!
>http://imgur.com/a/jS2E2
Vote here!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11559302

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>>159148039
>inb4 Curryfaggot tries to rig the polls

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>>159148039
»»»PS4

>>159147991

Lazy developers and Jewish publishers are the limit. Consoles disappearing overnight wouldn't issue in a magical gaming utopia.

The problem stems from Rockstar wanting to sell the game twice, so they squeezed blood from the deadgen stone, then used the watered down result as the framework for the real version.

>>159146550
>Issi
>not a (Mc)Donk
Come on now, son

>>159148039
>straw poll

so instead of an actual popularity contest, you're testing which contestant has the willpower to vote for himself over and over again?

>>159148039
>tfw forgot to add gamefreak's """costume""" but it's literally just himself dressing up as Claude

tfw your costume is 2obscure xDDD

>>159147847
There is on at the beginning of the runway, ocean side.

>can't use the new bike customizations on the Bagger, Innovation or the Hexer.

Biker DLC 2 when?

You know it will cum. And so will I.

>>159148680
must be new, haven't really played SP much in years. I wasn't aware they even added multiplayer shit to singleplayer

>>159148423
This is merely just for audience impact to see if me and S2's favors are objective to a degree.

>>159148793
Well I am talking about the pc version.

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Isn't there a PC contest too?

>>159149015
so am I, still wasn't aware they added shit to singeplayer, thought that got in the way of shark card sales.

t. day 1 ded gen converted to PC last year

"ROCKSTAR PLS ADD DLC TO XBOX 360 AND PS3."

>>159149094
No because PC users cheat the fuck out with their costumes

>>159149220
I could always make an outfit without cheating.
t. a cheater

>>159149294
And R* will delete it because fuck you for trying to have fun, faggot!

>>159149641
I actually haven't remade outfits at all because they have been wiped five times, even when I did not use glitches

>>159148717
>Biker DLC 2
>More businesses.
>Malc and LJT spam you even harder if you don't buy them.

>>159149718
Is the glitch still happening?

>>159149718
This desu

They're gone every time I log in

>>159149826
I hope not. I have been too afraid to remake my outfits, either way.

>>159149718
I feel you, man. I've resigned myself to playing dress-up manually.

>>159149815
It'll include the sidecar motorcycle and Lost Slamvan, but only if we truly believe it will.

>>159149909
Now you motherfuckers know what it was like to play on dedgen.

>>159149994
But anon, I have been here since dedgen's release. Outfits were a great addition, just like hair coloration and makeup options.

>>159149994
I still have PTSD from when the 360 used to freeze at multiple times a day and you had to hard reset your console.

When you're a passenger in a car and it starts lagging who's at fault here? The driver or you

>>159148039
Pfffft, Are you still shilling this dog and pony show? We have the emails, we know its all rigged!

>>159150237
The same thing would happen to my PS3, but I set it on top of a wire rack I used for baking to help air circulation and it never happened again.

I'll literally pay 10 million dollars to get contacts to stop calling me.

goddamn it rockstar shut up and take my money!

>>159150496
>he hasn't played since deadgen and have done the shit the contacts want you to do

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----------- NEXT G T A DLC -----------


http://www.strawpoll.me/11559814
http://www.strawpoll.me/11559814
http://www.strawpoll.me/11559814
http://www.strawpoll.me/11559814

>>159150946
I have played dedgen and some people never stop calling you. Especially the biker shits.

fuck off dom parachuting is fucking lame faggot

>>159150496
>I'll literally pay 10 million dollars to get contacts to stop calling me.
rockstar faggot please look

>>159151085
Well I never get called by faggots all the time
So what are you doing wrong which i am doing right?

>>159151204
He's failing to lie and you aren't.

>>159150986
It's obvious it'll be police.

>>159151204
Ron calls me about crates even though I've gotten crates before and they're not even a part of the game anymore, Dom calls me about parachuting even though I've done that plenty, Martin occasionally calls even though I've done every Martin mission multiple times, and always it seems when I'm in the middle of a fight.

>>159151562
>bolis
>implying Rockstar wont shit out another vehicle DLC instead of something people actually want

>>159151575

>Shitter comes to roll on you while you're out on the open
>Try to sprint
>Phone pops up and answers instantly
>HEY ITS RON HERE
>Get headshot because you're now walking casually

>>159151575
WHY ARENT YA JUICIN!?!?!

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>mfw almost 5 kay dee

>>159151417
literally why would I lie retard?

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>>159150496
>there is some rival ceo or biker faggot trying to kill you
>scroll down to your weapon and prepare to aim
>fucking simeon or ljt calls preventing me from aiming or shooting
>get fucking killed

They can't keep getting away with it

Any TTs going on?

Any of you have pretty good success with recruiting randoms to do grunt work? E.g., crates, resupply runs, selling, etc.,

I do this shit alone and it's getting overbearing. 2 MC businesses and crate running.

>>159145526
>console players
nobody wins

>>159152287

Sure but they're idiots. Don't trust them with any important tasks.

Also they will usually cling to you no matter what, even in a situation where it's fine or even beneficial to split up.

>>159152287
I don't host work, but I get compliments all the time just from doing the bare minimum. A few friend requests, too. That's just my experience with it, and I hate to think it's that bad for everyone else.

If you're on PC, let me know who you are and I'll help you with work when I'm around.

>>159152285
Just keep looking for crew sessionsand you'll find one. Some faggot was doing one a little while ago

> Mr Faggot For The Views makes 30++ videos about how the release date of the Shotaro has been moved to very last
> "Wwwwwazzup everyone I got this info from a friend of a friend who knew this guy who runs some forums. Be sure to like share n' subscribe PEEEEZE!!!"

Sometimes it's good to know that we have a more reliable source, even if R*Faggot is just some coffee guy intern.

>>159152670
Agreed. Knowing when stuff comes out is nice and not having to speculate is cool too

>>159152670
Link to the source?

>>159152287
sometimes but usually:
A)they open fire on crewmates even after you specifically tell them to press z and not shoot anyone with GTAG as their crew
B)they get your crates destroyed because they don't know what they're doing
C)They don't follow directions and mindlessly drive around the map getting paid to do nothing
D)They don't understand the HH glitch and either won't get out of your vehicle or continously jack you out of it whilst trying to get in
E)they randomly decide to fuck you over and leave because you dared to suggest a course of action
F)They don't speak English
G)They think it's a good idea to steal control of your buzzard rockets when a lock-on is necessary
H)They finish one mission, realize they were not immediately paid, and leave, not realizing it's a wage that increases with every crate mission completed. They also fail to grasp that VIP missions are their real pay and the crates are their way of scratching your back so you can scratch theirs.


the list goes on really. it's never really a good idea, you'll get one decent wageslave out of 10 shitty ones.

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>>159113384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGtyi9aSy0Q
WOW, this song is about me, nearly every day.

So which bikes are left now? Someone post the schedule

>>159153305
Shotaro on the 8th
Esskey on the 15th
Youga on the 22nd

>>159153305
From memory, it's the Esskey and Shotaro. I don't recall the rumored dates, but you didn't ask for those.

>>159150986
rockstar pussy said it would be imports/exports

>>159113384
So my friends and me want to do one of those bikers club, and one of them wants to be the one that creates it because he has more money than the rest.

The thing is, he does not play that much, so we are worried that maybe we can't do club missions/chill on the club bar when he is not connected. Can anyone tell me how it works?

>>159153764
he was unclear whether or not it was linked directly to CEO or if it was it's own entity, but it'll probably be a CEO thing.

>>159148039
>Invisible man was already chosen before me, and it was better.
shit I wish I knew that before hand.

>>159153764
Does any have this list? He laid out like the next 4 or 5 DLCs

>>159153841
the president has to be there to access it or for you to even be in his club. Your best bet is getting your most active friend to save up like 3 million and buy into it. He'll make his money back in a week or two if he's active

>>159153841
Just buy one each, they're only 200k

>>159153212
>HH glitch

What is this? Just joined the crew and despite being heavily experienced with the game I actually haven't done much CEO shit at all. Don't wanna fuck up if I help someone out.

>>159148039
Wow somebody actually picked dale, I only posted him as a joke. I voted for lynx

>>159154379
I miss clicked.

>>159154230
It starts when the CEO starts HH when his associates are in a vehicle. the gunners won't be able to shoot until they get out and back in again, and furthermore they'll be kicked out of a chopper if you're midair when you start. Furthermore, it occasionally forces your associates to jack your vehicle instead of entering as a passenger. Finally, when the mission is over, your associates will be kicked out of the helicopter one last time if you try to land on your helipad with them as passengers.

Basically if you're not aware of these things, you're inevitably going to cause trouble for your group.

>>159153226
What is that map?

>>159154889
it's what GTA V would be if rockstar didn't develop it on dedgen

>>159154889
fake

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>>159154889
never ever design

>>159154817
Damn I knew it had something to do with HH, it happened to me and my friends many times and we didn't know why

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this game is really pretty now i can actually run it lol

btw if you don't even 1DDTS634 i don't wanna know you

>>159154817
Thanks.

>>159155268
>1DDTS634

what

>>159154230
When your org starts a Headhunter, all org members have all passengers forcefully ejected from their vehicles. They can't shoot or do anything until the vehicle allows them to exit. Org members can get back in or ride with other org members, but if they try to ride with non-org members or a non-org member tries to ride with them, the driver will get pulled out of the car.

As a courtesy, never start HH while airborne, and always come to a complete stop in a car before starting it.

>tfw drivng with 3+ other GTAGs and they all have to get out when my CEO calls for a HH

>>159104448
>jrv
>based
he's literally a sperg

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>>159155353
it's a glitched numberplate you can get at LSC after an hour or so session if you don't have any vanity plate slots.

>>159155457
jrv is based, but I only say that because he pays well at CEO stuffs

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Anyone's GPS working fine? Mines isn't.
>Mark GPS location
>Although it shows the GPS mark, it doesn't tell me road directions to follow.
>This happens with the blue and yellow GPS marks.

>>159155627
other than that he's a sperg

>have fucking ADD
>if you're not tabbed in while loading online you'll wait 20 minutes


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>159155510
>that chat

fucking kek

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>>159155803
it was a very eventful night in Los Santos

>>159154756
>miss click
>move mouse to vote
>miss click again
Wow maybe the internet isnt for you

>>159155665
Get on a vehicle.

>>159155945
hi i like ur mony wanna fug :DD

>>159154379
Wait when does dale wear a hoodie, and have big american teetees?

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>>159155457
>>159155689
b-but I channel my sperginess to benefit the crew as a good CEO and general server bodyguard!

>I finally have haters

does this mean I'm a cool kid now?

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>>159155457
>>159155689
But he's the good kind of sperg.

>mfw a random blows up one of jrv's crates

>>159155945
"you said you were a fucking girl.

but this will do..."

*unsheathes penis*

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>>159156252
i love doing this to ppl tho, when they go AFK i just get in their car and creep them out. give them thumbs up, change their radio station all around, maybe pop their tires and chase them with the machete when they try to drive their slow ass junker away

>>159155945
Literally looks like a sheep fucker

tfw tried working while sick but was shitty as fuck so I use 5 of my sick hours and clock out

Ha ha, time for/gtag/ is right.

>>159156416
I love jumping into AFK cars.

>>159156067
Yes
You're part of the Inner Jerk now.

>>159156518
tfw can't take sick days and just have to work with a puke bucket next to me

>>159156065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCFTFzbvtpE
Closest i could get for outfit desu and TTs dont matter, everyone knows gta girls are men

>>159156742
do you work anywhere near food jesus christ?? that's illegal

How did rockstar think lost and damned was fair?

>>159154009
>>159154198
So then I will probably get one myself with a million $, the one that is in the middle of the map. Can you buy it and then add things/decorate it later? I guess no

>>159156963
They don't
They just have a hard on for melee and fancy weather effects

>>159156876
tfw leaked snot on an untold amount of boxes of chicken before clocking out

>>159154817
What's the point of doing HH all in the same vehicle.

>>159157005
yes actually you can buy the base purchase and upgrade things later.

>>159157127
well usually I start it after a crate mission so a lot of the time it starts with me in my buzzard and my associates coming out of the warehouse with no vehicles, so some times I give them a ride. At least they learn my routes and know the best way to kill certain targets when I'm with them.

but yeah, the best thing to do is have the CEO in a jet to do HH/SS and have your associates take the organization buzzard around to get crates and help somewhat with HH.

I've completed HH in like 55 seconds with a jet before.

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>tfw you will never have beautyfull russian planes in gtao
>tfw you will never run out of fuel while you are wrecking dirty capitalist hippie scum

The hydra is fuckin garbage, i want some good attack planes. Why cant we drop bombs yet? Why are there no proper rocket pods? Why is cuckstar so shit? Its like they hate fun or somethin

>>159156876
Nothing open, but yeah, it's very illegal.
Lots of illegal shit goes down at this job, we just can't really do anything about it because lel have fun paying your bills after getting fired for whistleblowing.

>>159157540
fuck that I want WW1/2 fighters like biplanes and the p-51

>>159157540
Enjoy your Besra

>>159155731
ADD is literally just being immature.

>>159157834
I do but
>no weapons

>>159157709
>heavy sniper vs biplane
whev lad, that would be a fight.

Also, sa-style flares to protect from missiles when?

>>159158082
>It's a STEM major doesn't believe in mental disorders and views psychology as a psuedo-science episode

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>>159158142
>I do but
>>no weapons
Iktf

>>159158142


you can upgrade sell vehicles with flares (Titan/cuban). You can fly them around after the mission too and they also have armor upgrades that makes them survive virtually any crash

>>159157149
nice, there I go

>>159158082
>hurr mental illness don't real
>if you're depressed just stop being a bitch lul

Nys Redpill faggot

>>159157709
Go fly your crop duster.

>>159158903
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE A COPILOT MACHINE GUN

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>>159148039
The invisible man is the best you could do... twice

Thats nowhere as good as my Freddy courgier costume, and my friends joker outfit.

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>>159153226
wow /v/ is making fun of us now..
At least I'm not a virgin, I'm a virgin geek.

>>159157540
It's called 'Grand Theft Auto' not 'Grand Thieft Plane-O'

>>159159914
Sex is overrated. The intimacy with another human being is priceless, and you don't need to have sex to find that.

>>159160340
Well it aint grant theft gay bikerio either now is it?

>>159157540
>Capitalist hippie

>>159159427
>joker outfit
Wow, how original...

>>159155457
and this makes him different from the rest of the crew how exactly?