/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

gta online is shit and so is this thread

B-benis XDD

>>158966126
>bread instead of thread

IT FUNNAY EVERY TIME XD

>>158966217
thanks cpt obvious

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xth for spoopy

>>158966338
This kills the anti-bread autist.

>>158966395
fuck off skeleton

Official thread theme coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJWrDCeOa0

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>>158966471
no u

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>>158966606
>no spook bike
go away, you can´t spook me

im an alcoholic

>>158966559
>not even synced

anyway to turn of the shitty halloween filter

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>Lost vs Damned

it's actually fun. everyone is a retard in it and it is fuckall easy to win

im a worthless neet shitposting and attentionwhoring

>>158967396
Welcome home

>>158966912
Disable spooky.662.css

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post costumes

>>158967292
It's fun, but I keep getting stuck on teams with people who spin in circles to idle. It's a pretty big disadvantage on both offense and defense. If you'd like to play together, I'll be online later today.

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...the picnic...

Did rockstar add the spooky weather to the free roam lobbys? I dont wanna play some shitty game mode.

>prison break
>demolition doesn't know how to kill jets
>demolition somehow dies right at the end

>>158969265
No

>nessi no longer in crew
wwu

Can i still do the duffle bag glitch

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>>158968284
Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Almios requesting into the crew

can someone please post the list with the remaining vehicles release dates?

>>158969969
Which one? Probably not, regardless of your answer.
>>158970213
Which crew, fuckboy?
>>158970380
The Shotaro should be out next week, and the van should be out late November.

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>>158968284
>tfw number one

>>158970380
Tornado tomorrow
Shotaro on the 8th
Esskey on the 15th
Youga on the 22nd

>>158970674
what about the rat tornado?

>>158970768
Look at this pool cue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayq41-UJ7Cg

>>158970674
any duffle bag glitch really

>>158970846
Why are they so spread out, holy hell. Rockstar could at least just make two-part updates, not a single vehicle every other week

>>158971059
I assume it's to make the drought of DLC shorter.

>null without stockings
this is not okay

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>>158970874
patrician taste in youtubers right here

>>158970846
thanks pal

>>158970846
Is there any solid info about the cost of the Tornado and Yogurt?

>>158971253
It's technically shorter but it's so thinly spread out. It just detracts from the actual size of the dlc when you lock away half of it and release it one vehicle a WEEK

>>158968537
...the picnic!

>>158971592
There are new adversary modes too, even if no one plays them when the double cash events end. I'd bet my ass no one's going to play Lost vs Damned in two weeks.

>finally get enough people for a heist finale
>some level 200+ is somehow going through heist introduction
>their sc account was made yesterday
>said level 200 has no idea what they're doing

>>158971883
OOOH MY FRIENDS

HEY YOU MY DUDE RIGHT

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new TT mod where?

My Kuruma is the Hand and I am the Will.

>>158971883
TT is a hell of a drug

>>158971592
That's what I meant. It just makes it look shorter when it actually isn't
>>158971536
The van is like 200k and the tornado is like 400k I think

>>158971883
I bet it was a chink

How much longer do the 2 halloween cars stay up?

Next ban wave when?

>>158972583
The newswire says all the Halloween stuff is staying until November 15th

>>158972203

Let me grab my baby spoon so I can feed you.

>>158970213
You're already in the crew, bud.

>>158966126
where do I edit my bio i cant find it :(

>>158973314
Click Manage next to About Me on your SC profile page, then go to the Profile tab and look for Bio.

>>158967292
Thank god it isn't like slipstream.

what is the most fun game mode and why is it stunt races?

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>playing GTAO on halloween night
>not having a Halloween marathon

fucking dweebs

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>>158973889
HUNTING PACK

>>158973889
because screwing over people at the last second will never not be fun

>>158973889
it sucks after they patched the re7b
no more fun crazy top speeds on the track

>>158973889
I'd be all with you if the creator didn't suck

>>158973889
You mean "try not to get spun out and getting screwed by catch up" races

>>158974610
I'm right in the middle of a marathon. I just watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space and just started Nightmare on Elm Street. What more do you want from me, buddy?

>>158974610
>Coming to 4chins to complain about how other people spend their evening

here's that (you) ya ordered.

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>>158971883
>mfw I'm rank 200+ and haven't done anything past fleeca

>>158976256
But don't you want the pubstomping starter kit of an insurgent, hydra, and valkyrie?

>>158976256
inb4 webm

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>>158974662
>mfw i try to screw over the lead but get screwed over instead by the guy in third

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>>158968284
editor is hard

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>>158978850
I think it's great. It'll keep me playing for at least a little while longer.

Anything going on today for Halloween?

>>158979234
if i can only into cinemotografy

>>158976490
I do but I can't find anyone outside of complete shitters to do heist missions with me, and even then it takes 30 minutes to round them up and fail the mission over and over for me.

>>158979534
I wouldn't mind helping, and I know I'm not the only one. You really should ask the thread or in crew sessions whenever you're available. The crew was running Lamar missions last night because someone asked, for crap's sake.

>fall from top of 4 story building
>fine

>roll down a hill
>die when I hit the bottom

How is this ok?

>>158980402
Just like real life
>Be healthy young person
>Have asymptomatic fatal arrhythmia
>WASTED

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>Rockstar go through the effort last year to make an effect where the entire city has a blackout
>Only apply it to the shitty adversary mode that nobody fucking plays instead of having it on Halloween night

>Rockstar go through the effort this year to make an effect where the entire map is covered in a thic fog with spooky effect
>Only apply it to the shitty adversary mode that nobody fucking plays instead of having it on Halloween night

>>158980829
>can´t even explore the city on the blackout since you can´t exit the yacht

this whole game is lost potential

>>158980829
>snows for like 2 entire days out of the year
>driving goes to shit in snow

>>158981313
It's funny because we don't even have 1% of their players and yet they could never muster the same numbers we do in a single session.

>>158981619
you must not have seen those horror screenshots a couple of us have posted in the past where it put us in a 30/30 session and 29/30 were ign

>>158982267
>all IGN session
>it's just like any other pub with people killing one another, jetcucks and kurumas all over the place

>>158981619
>>158982267
>They don't know what IGN is
It's an open clan retards. There's no leader, no officers, no cohesion.

Literally just a clan full of losers who don't have enough friends or personality to join any other crew.

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Why did these worthless NEETs get so mad?
And what the hell is on Krop's head?

>>158982507
Who the fuck claimed otherwise you fucking moron

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the picnic?

>>158982817
>nd yet they could never muster the same numbers we do in a single session.
Because they're not organised. They're not a coherent entity. It's literally a click here to feel less lonely clan.

>>158983018
The doesn't mean there aren't lobbies of all ign. I don't wanna bother searching the archive maybe if blater sees this he'll post the image he probably has saved of it happening to him

Now that nessi is gone, can I have their rank?

>>158983617
There must always be one wearing the title of gaylord jackass

>>158983617
Sure! Since he was demoted to muscle before he left I'll make sure you're muscle too just give me your SC

yep, that's the model

>>158983703
>nessi left because he was too autismally enraged that he's not in any position of power anymore
KEK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ZIupfrN8I

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>>158983893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNtZC5uUnNc

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>>158984101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo

can this madman be stopped?

>nessi gets demoted and leaves like a fag

>am still lieutenant despite MUHREEN MAN threatening to demote me and my superstar detective skills

:^)

> Heroes we deserve
Buffalo Bell

> Heroes we need
-widdly

> Attentionwhores
Nullphaggot

> Disgraces
Nessi, Nullphaggot

> Worthless
Bl8

>>158979234
If that's supposed to be nosferatu, it's not that good nigga.

>>158985328
perfect

> Heroes we deserve
DerrickMint, Jens and Krop

>Worthless

Everyone else.

>>158986886
lawyer/snowflake/shitter
please go

>>158986991
go where?

>>158986886
this is perfect

>>158985328
Ur worthless

>People who need to kill themselves
PCucks likes these
>>158987054
>>158986991
>>158986886
>>158986416
>>158985328
>>158984545
>>158984291
>>158984101
>>158983893
>>158983882
>>158983703
>>158983617

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>>158985660
Not really. I've just been putting outfits together that look nice with the color of the masks. If there were more options, believe me I'd be all over it.

>>158987172
did, what do now?

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r8 my bell costume

>>158985328
All other lists are invalid

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>>158987276

I'll ask again, is there still a duffle bag glitch and if yes, wich one is it/how do i do it.

>>158987543
No.

>>158987543
Fuck off

>>158985328
based bell

>>158987471
>>158987276
>trying so hard to hide their ugly retard manface
kek
>>158987543
if youre a PCuck kill yourself

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>>158986886
Who is going around making these drama lists?

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>my gtag waifu isn't online
who do i play with now lads

>>158987276
>>158987471
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I DO THIS
I could even show my characters face since they are a qt

>tfw did PacStan Signal with 3 lvl. 10s
Holy shit, I told them to stay in the Dubsta and they did it! The absolute madmen!
Seriously though it took a week of empty lobbies and these guys show up and do it on their first try. There is hope in this game

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>>158987172
>console babby eternally jealous he can't use the editor

> Heroes we deserve
Buffalo Bell

> Heroes we need
-widdly

> Attentionwhores
Nullphaggot

> Disgraces
Nessi, Nullphaggot

> Worthless
Bl8

>>158988779
Still the best list, even if you're trying to spam it ironically

I like Null. They always made fun lists and invited me.

>>158988984
fuck off nullphaggot

>>158988615
Editor is on consoles too, idiot

>>158988984
gee, I wonder who's behind this post

Fuck you R*, why can't you do anything right you stupid fucks. Lost vs Damned is shit. You make it extremely hard to play your shitty mode so the easiest thing is to host one. Well if I host one no one joins because everyone is hosting one because they can't search for a game.

Oh and then the gamemode is shit. What reason do the melee team have to run at the enemy to feed them kills? Half the enemy is hiding and the other half is idling. FUCK this shit game

>>158989216
you must forgive me for not knowing more about the lower class and their console struggles

>>158989417
>>158988615
>that damage control
kill yourself cancer

>>158989087
>>158989287
t. Carebears giving a shit about inner politics

>>158989417
>not having both
Poorfag

>>158988779
>>158988984
You're a lost cause nullphaggot

So best MC business to start with?

Or should i save up and be CEO with business

>>158989501
that's really the best you could come up with?

>>158989849
Nullphaggot is a retard, they only sperg-out when they get butthurt, like nessi or flib

>>158989847
Fuck MC businesses, they're a waste of time.

>>158989847
if you want to grind, grind CEO crates

>>158989847
Save up and become a CEO. Ignore all the memes, complaints, etc. relating to the up-front cost, it is the second best way to make money besides PacStan spam. CEO mode can be turned on/off any time you want, your Assistant can do most extra things from providing free snacks to removing your cars from the impound, and warehouses are more easily filled than businesses. Only invest in an MC if you have a lot of time to put away consistently and a lot of friends to help you, as you will not be selling any of the product on your own.

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>>158989523
>buying the game twice
fuck

>>158989847
If you wanna go MC, get a coke factory, it's the best one.

>>158990128
>PCuck thinks mc is bad because theyre not smart enough to make money from it
well its no surprise PCucks arent smart with money, you spent money on a modern "gayman" pc and bought gtav for pc aka the "definitely banned in an instant" version

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>it's a "nullphaggot gets BTFO" episode

>its a while I'm not posting I get """"btfo'ed""""" because some anon thinks this another anon is me episode

>>158991101
null, you pull the same routine everytime you get called out on anything

>>158991337
recently I've been proving accusations wrong and yet people continue it, so it does not matter.

>>158991442
Because you fucking haven't. Objective evidence has been post against you, but you still pull the same routine. "I didn't do it" "atleast I tried" "where's the proof"

just nys already

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>>158989847
>be MC President
>fill coke and meth businesses after six hours
>about to go to bed
>meth business being raided by the police
>too tired to keep my eyes open
>fuck it
>leave, assuming the game won't save
>come on the next day
>mfw all the meth product is gone

>>158991101
>>158991442

>>158990557

>>158991595
>""down force"" in races
I didn't even know this was a thing.
You can easily drop cars in free roam shooting at the rims
>god mode
-insert raw webm footage here-
STILL GOD MODING
>modded cars like the marachi
people who gave me them came forward saying they did.

Besides I'm not dumb enough to get an account I don't own banned.

CEO it is, best office?

>>158992023
the cheapest one because other then view theres no pros

>>158991838
>down force
"I didn't know" is not evidence
Lowering cars in freeroam does not explain your lowered cars in races

>godmode
no rebuttal

>modded cars
"I didn't do it" is not evidence

post proof or kys

t. Watson

>>158992239
I don't lower cars in races period so what am I trying to prove?

Ask Blater he was the once who gave me the modded car

>>158992239
>Expecting nullphaggot to deviate from their routine of "it's not my fault" "I'm doing my best" "I didn't do it" "I'm not BTFO"

they're a retard, you can expect thought from them

>>158992379
>webms show null cars have lower suspension of increased downforce

>guise I don't do that, I lower my cars in freeroam

>gosh guise, I don't know what you're accusing me of

also, last time you had 'crimefighter' stand up to defend your modded car

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>>158992023
They're all mostly identical in function (except Maze Bank because fuck climbing a thousand meters just to land on a helipad) so pick whatever you think looks nice.

Personally, I recommend Lombank. It's one of two offices in between (most shitters will live in the cheapest/most expensive office), it's away from downtown LS and it isn't in direct view of any other offices (Arcadius is good, but people on Maze Tower still have clear view of you). Also, the helipad is nice and simple.

>>158992678
I really would like to see these webms

This is the oldest racing shit I have recorded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RmkOeVyfz4

>nessi BTFO
>crime BTFO
>null BTFO
>flib BTFO

soon kaz will follow and gtag will be great again

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>>158991616
>not smoking ur product and staying up 14 hours

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Sure wish I had down force here.

>Join session
>20+ people
>Every crew tag down the list ends in MC
>Leave session

Nope

>>158992809
>post irrelevant old video

>>158993050
>post irrelevant old WebM

You suck at this

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Here too.

>>158992809
I forgot how shit your taste was

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>>158993187
I'll admit associating with crime was an awful choice of mines.
>>158993338
Opinions anon -shrug-

>>158993050
>>158993202
>>158993420

none disprove downforce use, and the second one may actual support the claim

You idiots are the GTA equivalent of people who point towards evidence of the twin towers collapsing and saying it "just doesn't look right"

>>158993559
Everyone knows I use the super grippy cars for races anyways perhaps that's what they are misunderstanding here.

I have yet to see proof that I use down force, excuse me for sounding like a broken record, but at this point what can I do? Upload a old racing recording?

>>158993710
?/? i dont get it

>>158994048
"oh that downforce just looks WRONG, you know"

>>158994298
who are u replying too?

>>158993710
this, objective proof can only be countered by objective proof, not be saying "I didn't do it" or "the Jews did it"

Nessi is a manlet faggot who lies about being a marine for attention.

That is all.

>>158994547
>>158994515
you fucking morons have got to be trolling

>>158994626
And all this marine bullshite spewing, is even putting him in a worse light.

Amazing what is done for attention.

>>158994042

read >>158993710

you have to post PROOF, nobody should have to believe in what you say, and you have been proven to lie.

>>158994695
but they (the accusing party) has not even provided proof in the first place. And all I get by saying "post proof first" is ha faggot null does the same damn routine!

>>158994626
>lies about being a marine
no surprise there

>>158994626
I doubt he's lying about that
He's a faggot for a thousand other reasons but that wouldn't even matter in the grand scheme of things
How are you so sure?

>>158994794
you can't be this dumb

the accusing party made their claim by proving you should have taken damage from that fall. It has been objectively proven that you mod. Now, this current proof strengthened the claim that you have cheated before, suggested by modded cars and suspension. Your continued changing of explanations also strengthened these claims.

The accusing party HAS presented proof, and it is your job to prove that the older claims are not true, by providing logical and objective explanations, which you have failed to do.

>>158995176
holy shit you guys aren't just autistic
you're autistic AND retarded

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>>158995176
The webm I posted (this one attached) shows me dying in the beginning. And this is raw desktop recording footage if I alt tabbed or anything it would have shown here.

>objectively proven that you mod
But I don't and this has never been confirmed.

>>158995284
>nullphaggot status: BTFO

whatever happens to your "post proofs" attitude? Didn't think anyone would ask to see it?

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>>158995519
false flagger does it again. Sasuga ne!

>>158995437
You always post the sped up version to hide detail.

just post you getting killed, and not you getting shot by police and taking no damage

>>158995674
>to hide detail.
yeah, not because 4chan has a size limit or anything
you people are just as bad as conspiracy theorists

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>>158995674
It's a 1.6gb file hot damn

>>158995674
and the context is to show that I'm not god modding from death and the various activities that lead to the fly off the truck into that fall.

>>158995770
>>158995841
>post only the part of you getting killed
>can't do that file limit, ur dumb tinfoil :DDDD

deflection just adds suspension

>all body types are some scrawny DYEL manlet
>no jacked beasts or roid monkeys

this game.

>>158996052
>no qt femboy waiting to get approached in a dark alleyway at night
>no skirts for guys
this game.

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What does /gtag/ think of the insurgent?

Why did the drama stop? I just comfy with a tablet and chexmix

>>158996823
The one time I will pull out a minigun.

>>158996823
Better than kuruma. All armoured vehicles are 'balanced' in combat. The kuruma is 100% bullet-proof but can easily be destroyed with explosive. Insurgent is basically explosive proof but not bullet proof. The armoured cars are bullet and explosive resistant, but can stand prolonged combat, more for defense. The reason why the kuruma deserves hate is that by exploding it, you have to pay insurance. It is the only vehicle that requires you to pay money to kill it's user. All other armoured vehicles are fine, but you will still be called a shitter by gtag tryhards

>>158996823
Mind if I copy your design?

>2016
>Expecting a local Hawaiian to have any amount of intelligence.
>arguing with the Australians of the US

Stop this please.

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I'm still confused as to why I never took damage from the fall but the cops has not managed to hit a single bullet on my character.
https://a.pomf.cat/urkbwc.webm

Can't be a gtag thread without drama!

>tfw I've been here since the beginning
>Enjoyed the PS3 comfy days
>Watched the PC release drama
>Participated in the downfall of Broof and Minty
>Now all this attentionwhore chimp-outs and drama
>They have no idea that there were more than 3 dedgen transfers waiting to overthrow the leadership
>Just waiting for bl8 to grow tired of the drama

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>>158997370
Not mine, just typed Insurgent in google and picked the first pic I saw.
Pic related is mine.
Always liked how ''industrial'' this color combination looked.

>>158997487
>asked to post the part where they get killed
>post WebM irrelevant to either argument

deflection does not help

>>158997784
Use matte paints you faggolo

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>>158997859
this has been posting like at least 3 times now, just saying

>>158992771
God dam i liked that apartment. It updated with mission souvenirs as well

>>158998165
finally

now disprove it

>>158995437
>4 star heli's
>missing shots

Yea you're not fooling anyone.

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>>158998332
>>158998397
It's like trying to talk to a wall here lol. Perhaps the only way to win is to not play the argument game at all as I don't give a fugg what anons on an image board thinks
See this
>>158997487

Also the guy next to me also has wanted levels and maybe the anon in the truck.

>>158998685
Jesus Christ just admit you used godmode and move on.

There is no lol cops don't do damage to me glitch. You're worse than crime.

>>158998685
>Objective proof
>it's like talking to a brick wall

just admit it and leave

nobody gives a crap about mods if you just admit it

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>>158998891
>>158998873
How dense can u guys be?

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>>158998685
>and null follows her routine to the very end

srsly tho, is ur mind capable of any other thought patterns? You always do this when you get called out, it should be proof in its own right.

>>158998985
>le nerd joke
>I'm smart because I can use Google
>this means I win the argument btw

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>>158999084
>>158999213

Look here it is again!
null follows the same routine episode

>""""deflection just adds suspension""""
>""""deflection does not help""""

>>158997784
Mine is midnight blue with black off-road tires, kinda got bored of it, haven't changed how it looks since I bought the thing

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>>158998985
>this is coming from a local Hawaiian
>coming from a person who can't follow simple instructions.

No where near as you, bud.

>>158999278
They aren't wrong

You are continuing in this cyclic thought pattern

PROVE THEM WRONG DAMN IT

>>158999530
>PROVE THIS UNFALSIFIABLE HYPOTHESIS WRONG DAMNIT
>i don't understand the burden of proof: the post

>>158998985
lol, I know you are trying to look smart by posting osmium, but it ain't the densest element known to man. It IS the densest element on earth, but if actually understood chemistry, you would know that iridium is more dense, just not in earth conditions.

>>158999798
i think the joke was just "here's something really dense", not "here's the densest thing in existence"
i don't see them claiming that it's the absolute densest thing
that's such a weird pointless nitpick holy shit

>>158999696
>>158998985

Go back to imgur with your 'enlightend intelligence'

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>>158999337
>local hawaiian
I'm asian and thus I am considered a "local" and not hawaiian. "hawaiians" are considered the Native Hawaiians of royal hawaiian blood. And no they are not the same as Samoans or other BIG guys.

>>158999530
But anon they aren't following the actual argument at hand.

>>158999798
(I literally googled the denses material on earth)
That one anon got me gud
But I don't think I won the argument, I just want my name to be cleared.

Who was giving out the goodies for the PC halloween costume contest? What was it again? When is the winner announced?

>>158999950
>nullphaggot
>admitting a failure

you broke your thought cycle and proved me wrong

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>playing GTAO
>suddenly become a jet

>>159000391
nessi: not even once

>>159000240
never lol

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>>159000459
Shame I didn't have the functions of a jet.

>>158999950
There's a reason why I put local in front of hawaiian.

It was used as a location. Not an ethnic group.

>>159000612
It would still be rude to call someone "Hawaiian" regardless of prefix or suffix adding onto the word, it would just be "local" "pacific islander" or something like that, just not "x Hawaiian y" where x or y can be any word or committed all together.

Rat Tornado tomorrow?

>anons and literally whos on a petty vendetta against perceived attentionwhores
>overblows every little thing
>has to do it on an imageboard because no balls to draw attention to their own name

If you faggots are so hell-bent against the "Inner Jerk" why don't you just make your own crew and shit on them? I've been doing it for months now and it's hilarious how salty they get when they get outplayed and forced into the Passive Mode they loathe so much.

>>159000795

Nobody cares. Tron bike is the one everybody's wait for.

>>159000832
t. upset person who isn't in the inner jerk.

>>159000832
I think you forget who you're talking to.

>>159000962
Tron bike is a meme just like the skeleton bike and probably four times more expensive.

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>>159000832
tell us more

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>>158999278
>>158999950
based smug bear, i have missed you

also this entire thread is a disgrace.

>>159001358
Fuck off ezek

surprised you didn't try to white knight earlier

>>159000832
>hurr you faggots are too afraid to draw attention to your own name
>I've been shitting all over the circlejerkers for months making them go passive but im not gonna reveal my own name lololol
Hypocrite much?

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>>158993420
And believing I could train a mentally unstable snake how to fight in a video game was mine.

>>159000832
>I've been doing it for months now and it's hilarious how salty they get when they get outplayed and forced into the Passive Mode they loathe so much.

This literally doesn't happen.

>>159000962
>Wanting a boring no wheelie bike that's only useful in races

>>159002406
>crimefighter the biggest most obnoxious narcissistic attention whoring lying cheat in all of gtag calling anyone else a snake
That's rich

>>159000962
2bh I just want the youga and the rat rod, won't buy the tron bike because it's expensive as fuck and personally don't like it

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>>159001745
no

dude weed lmao

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>tfw you accidentally used tt in a public lobby

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>>159002689

>>159000962

Fuck the tron bike, 99% of people who buy it are going to paint it red, blow the tires out, and pretend theyre in an Akira movie. I just want that sick as shit rat tornado.

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>>159002852
When did rockstar faggot say the youga would hit, the 15th?

>So close and yet so far

>>159004684
The Youga will be realeased the 22nd. It sucks because that's what I want the most

>>159004798
Well shit, same here. At least the ratnado will hit tonight so that will ease the coming days for me.

>sell 15 weed
>needs 3 helicopters
>sell 111 crates
>need one plane

hmm.

>>159004798
>>159004946
Where do you see all this shit?

>>159006812
Nvm, found. What's next after bikers? Where do they go from here?

>>158998026

>he hasn't unlocked the metal paints

kek

>>159006715
>smoke 3 weed
>die

>>159006812
The rockstar fag leaked these release dates to us a while ago

>>159007534
Why the fuck would you use metallic paints for an industreal look?

I use metals only for my Stirling GT, zentorno, and re7b with livery

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Trucker DLC when, cuckstar?

>>159007906
I meant metal, not metallic

even wrote metal in the spoilers section

>>159007474
What ever sells the most shark cards. So something retardedly expensive like mansions or personal aircraft carriers

>>159008275
This.
PMC expansion, with more military shit.
Build your own Outer Heaven.

>>158997257

>He's never shot the driver out of a Kuruma

Shitter detected

>>159008275
If they actually come out with mansions I hope they give us a way to sell property slots. I don't need this much storage.

>>159004684
I've saw some youtubers said that they could come out on nov 8th as the event week would be over
>>159007474
I think they were going to add some copy paste of the ceo/biker stuff but this time would have to do with selling and exporting supercars

>>159008465
New mercenary DLC rolled out by Phil Cassidy voiced by Gary Busey? Don't mind if I do.

>>159008735

Get good faggot I need more storage already

u hu h uh uh u huh is thte new meme out guys i need MEMES

>>159008001
>you will never armwrestle your way to owning your own big rig.

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>>158966053
Kirby dragon do you have your crew set to the most recent crew? I've never seen you on, which is odd because only if your some "people" in this crew, like three people really, one of which wasn't invited to the new crew, and has been recently attention whoring and drama causing "her" limey wimey way to Relevance.

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it was a good halloween

>>159008465
>call your own nuke strike for 1 million dollars
>free lazers for up to 10 people in your new army business
>juggernaut suits are now purchasable
>14 new weapons

>>159009679
>TT a new character up to almost rank 700
>less than 4m left

>>159009796
Had to rebuild both my characters

>>159010013
Just curious, what did you feel were the most important but also unnecessary things you wanted to buy for the new characters?

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Can I get an invite on PS4?
PSN user is No-Gaems-

>>159010327

Put in a request and I can accept it.

>>159010409
Done.

>>159010567

What's your Social Club name? Is it the same?

>>159010175
Office for gun locker
I will always be mad about my lspd skins and progress

>>159010175
Since I made a second character but haven't done anything with him other than paranoia X80 bonds when we all thought TT was going to get us banned, I'd have to say I'm seriously considering throwing money down for the Liberator so I have it when it stops being sold

>>159011064
sell those bonds, if you get banned you lose everything anyway

>>158966742
Me too man

>>159011064
I do recommend the Liberator. The Marshall performs nearly the same, but there's just not enough freedoms per mile.

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>>159011256
It's not the ban, it's the money deduction we where afraid of
I'll keep my tyrus' bonds so I can feel secure

>>159011323
Yeah I had a friend that was wondering which one buy first and I said go for the Liberator first as it won't be available till next year

>>158987543
Have two parachutes equipped/bought
Start a random heist
Immediately quit at the Clothing selection
You should have the Duffel Bag
Might take a few tries though

>>159011984
They changed the ban policy. If you get banned, character gets reset and you lose everything. Bonds are useless now, so sell them.

>>159002406
To be honest, you try to criticize people who are as good/better than you in GTA all the time.
Just my two cents.

>>159013184
t. Rockstar

There's literally no reason to liquefy bonds, money wipes are still happening.

>>159010708
My bad, my SC name is Earthfield.

>>159013620

Alright, got you.

>>159013613
>crying cus muh cheets!!!!!

kys

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I made a list of the PS4 circle jerks just for the literally who. If anyone hasn't played with them, then they'll have no idea who I'm talking about, which is perfect.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11549628
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11549628

I like the Sultan RS.

>>159013760
Thanks, senpai

>>159014954

nys retard shit taste retard bitch ass retard

is the event supposed to remove the rank requirement from buying stuff or not? I still can't buy that shit

>>159015031

lol y u mad tho

>>159015965

Tricked you, I wasn't mad.

Get fucking trolled retard. *Slam dunks a basketball*

>>159016284

You're the one that got tricked, I'm not the guy you were sperging on. :^)

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>>159016284
-gasp- oh he got u good
>>159016363

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>>159013268
A great man once said, it's not about the kills you get it's about the deaths you avoid.

I criticize people solely because they have poor decision making/ make bad plays which gets either themselves and/or their teammate(s) killed. I don't enjoy looking at the kill cam. I enjoy it a lot less when someone decides not to do something resulting in my or a teammates death. I do these things because I want you to be better. I want this crew to be better. If you don't wanna take it, don't. Continue doing whatever the hell you're doing.

Ex: Playing the Valentines game mode with null.
I told her to stop overextending/over-committing several times because the other two teams of gtag knew that she would push alone like a fucking retard, and bunched up. As soon as she separated from me they just ambushed her. It honestly made me more upset that it should have. After that point I was just like fuck it. I don't want to play with this person anymore. Is green team open? Can I go to green team pls? These guys are some winners.

Ex2: The "siege the point MC" game mode with ness and calvin
Ness completely negated a guy flanking us while we were capturing and turned to watch the entrance I was watching. The flank guy shot me when I was turning around then shot ness in the back of the head. With not even a good second left on the cap time. We would have won that a lot faster if their were more gtag/aerial support but still. At least he tries to not act like a complete retard. And we still won a 3v5 so eh.

The only above average player this crew actually has is Kaz, and he exposes himself way too much for my liking. I'm not sure if it's confidence, or he actually believes it's the best way of engaging targets.

rant over.

>>159016363

You just got double-tricked, stupid idiot, I wasn't the guy that was sperging on the other guy.

Fucking trolled right out of the goddamn building. *Wheelies off on my gnarly hog flipping you the double bird*

>>159017398
Tldr

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>>159017398
Why are u still looking over gtag lmao.

NECK

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>>158983196

>Outfits deleted again

Incredible game.

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>Threads have descended into personal attacks and he said/she said autistic fits of rage about minor trivial pointless bickering

I dont even feel like MGGA anymore..

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Hope you all had a happy Halloween anyway

>>159019013
I had 3 people call in sick because Halloween plans and had to pick up their slack and finish almost 2 hours later. Happy Halloween.

>>159019212
>call in sick
>even you know they arent actually sick

yeah try that bullshit in uk and get arrested

>>159019327
This fat cuck is in the UK, man. It makes a lot more sense.

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>>159019347
I refuse to become a nessi shitposter but you baited me enough to say, get a load of this newfaggot

>>159019327
It's okay I took their workload and already secured my pay rate for the week by sheer volume of items those assholes left for the taking.

>>159019496
items means shifts?

>>159019540
Nah they have an incentive pay structure so the more you do the more you are paid per hour.

I got top spot today. :^)

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>>159019496
>>159019615

wait are you on some zero hour contract bullshit?

>>159019657
No it's hourly. But the better you do for the week, the higher that per hour pay will be on the check.

Did cockstar banned all the lv8000? Havent see them

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>>159019738
>get sick
>lose wages AND minimum

wish i listened to u maxxi :(

>>159020127
pad

>>159019013
Fat bowl of chillicon carne, The Addams Family and an early night

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>>159020225
lets see.. I watched:
Last days on Mars
Night of the creeps
Wymwood
Basketcase
Attack the block
&
Murder Party

>>159018916

You pioneered it. Reap what you sow faggot.

>>159019936
Good thing I don't call in sick. I've worked while very sick multiple times. Gotta get money.

>>159019930

I hope they do, I reported one of those faggots today because he did a jetstrafe on me then immediately teleported to his apartment for a heist setup.