League of Legends General - /lolg/

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xth for sabotaging condoms.

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>>159011843

>i'll give it a shot if you tell me how to get in and you don't mind someone who's slightly intoxicated and also silver

repostan just in case

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barrel

>>159012376
MORE POWDER!

>>159012376
ANOTHER

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post memes

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xth for being rated highly with your waifu.

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h u r r y b o y s h e s w a i t i n g t h e r e f o r y o u

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Keep coming, not full!

>>159012417
but ur waifu is Janna u waifu swapping fuck
kys

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>>159012408
THREE IN A ROW

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Best girl.
Best figure.
Best wife.

>>159012228
You just got kled you greedy asshole. Jesus fucking Christ, stop polluting this game and this board with your gross fucking midget fetish. Holy mary of fucking god you literal niggers make me want to beat some goddamn sense into you.

I love you, I love you, I love you

I really do

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>diamond
>diamond
>diamond
>diamond
>high plat

wew
Can we make new customs with gold and below only?

My first contact with multiplayer was playing bubble bobble with my brothers on commodore 64 and after that we played 2v2 NBA Jam in the arcade, we played some other multiplayer games on the mega drive and playstation.
Then I started playing Quake 3 with my high school friends in a gaming cafe after school.

When you get destroyed and lose you say gg to the better player to thank him for spending time teaching you how to play.

When you have an even game and you barely win or lose you say gg to the enemy for a good interesting game and for spending time to play with you.

When you win you say gg to not be an asshole and to honor your opponent and his time.

There was and is and always will be banter, trolling, making fun of bad moves or of retarded disastrous strats and tactics, but nothing like these kids that grew up on LoL and CoD, and similar shit. They just do not have the experience and the culture that comes from LAN parties and from playing multiplayer with people sitting right next to you. They do not respect other peoples time, usually because no one respects their own time, they themselves do not respect their own time. It is sad.

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>>159012460
Janna is a nice lady and I would enjoy being a good friend for her, but Sona has had my heart for years now.

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>>159012489
crocheted *L*U*L*U*

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>>159012521
>Getting this mad over videogames
lmaoing @ ur life

>>159012626
I knit it not crochet
crocheting is for F A G G O T S

>>159012534
yeah but have you him that

>>159012417
what site?

>>159012417
get in line buddy

>>159011886
>If i'm buying a 3000+ gold item, I would expect it to remove everything.
>qss
>3000+ gold item
???
>Otherwise there's really no point to the item existing when cleanse is an option.
???????????????????
Cleanse takes a summoner slot, retard. How are you this dumb?
You always make fucktarded posts about game balance. When will you stfu and get past gold? When will you stfu and stop throwing vacuous buzzwords like "counterplay" around?

>>159012671
>desperately wanting to fuck blue and purple midgets

lmaoing @ur life

>>159012689
http://league-mastery.com/

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>>159012228
New bara champ when

>Get Kalista in an ARAM
>Against a team of what might as well be five tanks

Is this what true suffering is? How the fuck do I kill a meatwall when BotRK is pretty much trash.

>>159012623
then why don't u play her and only her
it's like you don't even love her
how do u think she feels when you play with other girls sad I bet

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>>159012672
acknowledged.

>>159012743
and where did I imply I wanted to do that?

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Hey there lass

If I only play blind pick normals, fill and tryhard, is it a bad way to generally improve at the game?

>>159012743
So... i always wondered, how's the gay life?

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>>159012623
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>>159012809
NO


MY RATING FOR JANNA IS HIGHER

S-sona she's just a friend, s-she just fit in the meta better for a few months is all, I swear

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>Pick Trundle
>Win

Is Trundle the Nietzschean ubermensch of Top Laners?

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

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>>159012828
So... I always wondered, how's the pathetic mentally unstable life?

>>159012536
we can't even fill a vg and you wanna put restrictions
this is truly a ded gam

>>159012827
>mirror lanes
>a random role but mostly support if you fill
>a mode when nobody cares of meta

ew

why not to queue for your role in drafts

>win game
>check recap
>I was all the turret/inhib kills
>I have one damage item

I fucking hate it when people get complacent and start jerking off in the jungle while I try to fucking win the game holy shit

Yeah we're ahead, so let's win while we are still ahead, push a lane instead of clearing the jungle

>>159012764
You have a enough.

We need more lean otter-body handsome guys or twinks.

>>159012915
he just asked you that question dude

>>159012536
Just git gud

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>>159012826
wow bandlebro's not fucking around with the bandle stuff

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>>159012417
>tfw just barely made the top 10 for my main

feels good

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My new phone cover arrived today

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yordle boys! ziggs! they're all sexy and great

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>playing some last minute trolly ranked games
>tons of people with the same Club names and boosters
The only good change next season is that these people will be left to rot in their 50+ minute Flex queue while we actually play the game.

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>>159012828
>Being this buttblasted when you realize your fetishes are degenerate

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who should i buy

>>159013007
that's embarrassing tho

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This champion mastery level website obviously only includes people who have been searched. There are tons of pros who would rank higher than all the no name shitters being posted.

>>159013010
>Asks about being gay. posts gay midget yordle boys.

Game set and match kids. My case has been proven here. I win, good night losers.

>>159012954
you already have Ezreal, Talon and Twitch as twinks, that's enough.

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>>159012752
apparently im 3rd on bard and 4th on veigar in oce

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>>159012743
dont do this to yourself anon they're not worth it

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>>159012915
>Wanting to shag a short woman
>Blue skin is literally the most harmless fetish
>Mentally unstable
>Degenerate

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>people focus all their attention on fotm champs
>safe stuff like Anivia and Orianna will never be touched
People have started to see how annoying Anivia is but i personally want to see Ori thrown in the trash can.

Malphite of mid lane. Do literally nothing for 15 minutes then ball your top laner and ult.

>>159013007
You should be ashamed of yourself.
t. Riven waifufag

>>159013075
Good night, winner.

>>159013072
Also, mastery points in no way indicate skill. I forget the IGN but for the last couple years the guy with the highest amount of Katarina games is in Bronze, and he builds her AD.

>>159012974
What site is this for checking champion leaderboards?

>>159013007
Now cum on it

>>159012861
do you think Sona cries in her pillow when she sees you and Janna holding hands

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HELP ME /lolg/!!!

I am fucking crying and shaking, please talk me out of this

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>>159012891
I want to go trick-or-treating with Lulu.

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>>159012417
oh no everyone can know i'm a fuckboi soraka main now

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>>159013104
Agreed. There is no need to be upset

Also lulu came out in 2012. It's time for a new girl yordle

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>>159013116
>Get tagged with a single slow
>E eats half my health

REMOVE BIRD

>>159013163
it's only 200 munnys
you can live without it

>>159013163
>boosting
SCUM

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>>159013075
Good night Anon san! May you dream about yordles (boys)

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>just le carry le whole game eggsdee
>its a team game bro hehe xD

classic

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>win a game
>get 25 LP
>lose next game
>back down to 9
>each game is about an hour long
>waste my night playing this
You would have to literally be autistic and do nothing but play this game to reach something like Diamond.

>>159013163
You don't deserve it and that's a crazy amount of money.
If you're that desperate to waste money buy skins for yourself or for me.

If you want Diamond that bad then work harder next season to get there.

So obviously only wins increase MMR and losses decrease it, but does how well I do in the game influence how much I lose and gain? Like if I have an EXACTLY 50% split W/L, but personally do well in all my games, will my MMR rise at least slightly?

>>159013431
no. If you win you did well, it's the only metric that matters.

>>159013431
no, because that shit encourages statwhoring and playing like a beta back bitch

some games are won by people manning the fuck up and accepting that their death will spark the victory

>>159012873
he's kind of like sion, you can blind pick him but you really shouldn't, he has some fucking terrible matchups

>tfw find trynd fun but know jax is superior in every way

I only play norms, who should I focus on?

>>159013163
215 EURO wow
no way in hell that is worth it

>3rd /vg/ joined in as many weeks that fizzled

I really wish there were more people here that actually enjoyed playing this game.

>playing dota
>tired of peruvians shitting up my servers
>here LoL you can have an entire team of just NA players
>install and play
>have to pay for champions

How do people deal with this? If there was a 50$ deal for all characters that would make sense, but this is a little insane

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I love Lissandra!

>>159013549
>Sion
>Bad matchups

Sion matchups fall into one of two categories: Ones where you absolutely assrape your lane opponent, and ones where you farm safely under Tower with E.

>>159013596
no one actually pay for champion
the more you play the more you'll get point to buy champions

trust me NEVER buy champions with real money, that's a waste.

>>159013590
Why would people enjoy playing this trash game? after a couple hundred games every match just blends together, there is no more fun in learning, just trash experiences with trash players

What are the best runes on Trundle, and what should I build first every time?

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I want to fuck Veigal.

>>159013641
Riven's a pretty bad matchup for sion as is trundle. It's really fucking easy to dive sion if you're playing elise or hecarim or zac or some shit as well if you have these champions on your team

>>159013732
AS Reds, AD Quints, Scaling MR Blues and flat Armor Yellows.

Rush Tiamat, every time.

>>159013431
i believe your mmr isn't affected by your actions (at least it used to be that way) and it's a right approach because all your actions statistically are inside the outcomes of your games i.e. in your winrate

50% winrate by itself doesn't tell much though, because it's not clear vs whom and with whom on your team you achieved it, so one 50% winrate can mean completely different division and skill than another, hence why winrate-based rating is used where you gain and lose points depending on the rating of your teammates

generally games which aim for e-sport don't include performance stats in their rating calculations

>>159013779
Riven is annoying, but provided you don't get baited into her Street-Fighter-simulator she can't really kill you.

>Trundle
Him and Fiora are the only two champs I refuse to pick Sion into. Thankfully you never see them much.

>Really easy to dive Sion
Number 1 source of FB's are people trying to dive me.

>>159013723
What are you even doing here then?

If you hate this game, why bother coming to a board whose exclusive purpose is to discuss it?

Re-evaluate your life decisions, m8.

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>Play full AD Illaoi
>Ult
>Nasus gets hit by two tentacles
>Half his health is gone

Okay

I just received a TPA mundo skin shard and already had a corporate mundo skin shard.

I've only enough essence for one, which should I activate and why?

Throwing brief cases and throwing trophies seem equally cool.

>>159013148
Read the goddamn thread

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>>159013176
FINISH IN

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>>159013152
No, as I am very expressive of my love for her and she knows how I feel about her. Also I've still played her WAY more than any other champion if we look at every season and not just since they implemented the mastery system.

Same thing happened when OW came out, Angela Zeigler is a very nice woman and worthy of much admiration, but does that change how I feel about Sona? No

>>159013568
Bump

>>159013972
corporate has a way better VO

>tfw no runaway bride mundo

>>159012536
do you actually feel threatened by high plats?

>>159013909
>Playing vs a Nasus
>He's bitching at me during the laning phase
>Lategame happens
>He's absolutely full tank
>Enemy has a Soraka
>First major team fight during lategame, everybody targets Nasus despite him quite literally being invincible because of Soraka
>"Okay that was definitely not how we want to be fighting this shit, focus Soraka or this is futile"
>Nobody but me goes for her
>Can't kill her, team still focusing Nasus (yes I know he hits fucking hard but that doesn't mean you focus a full fucking tank Nasus while he has Soraka behind him)
>4 team fights go the same way
>Nasus in all chat starts gloating now
>Literally can't do shit because my team is too brain dead to use any tactic that doesn't involve blowing everything on the first person in front of them, aka Nasus

I hate this game.

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>>159013752
same desu

>>159013163
215EUR for a fucking border and an icon? Just get better, it's not like d5 isn't full of shitters

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>>159012228
>Trist as the hyper slut
>Lulu as the sweet obsessed wierdo
>Kog'Maw as Chuck
>Lucian/Illaoi as the Garterbelt
>Ezreal as brief
>Morgana and Evelynn as Scanty and kneesocks ( because BDSM,Binding and whatnot)


would you watch it?

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Help me /lolg/

The feds are trying to build another case on me

>>159013163
use secretelo (dot) net

>>159014326
For?

>>159013863
>exclusive purpose to discuss it
>not here for lewd pictures and fanart
dude i think you need to consider suicide

>>159014326
stop trading child pornography reese, it's your own fault

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>could have join lcs
>now boost instead
>make more money than lcs
i should try it out

>>159014314
i would prefer lucian as stockings and ezreal as panty

>>159013590

Trying to get /vg/s going late night is kind of hard. They almost never take off.

>>159014329
how legit is it?

I dont want another person to log into my account, I want to buy wins with duo boosting

>>159014314
>Illaoi is Garterbelt
>She's constantly trying to get at Ezreals underage penis

I'd watch it.

>>159014314
Watch what?

>>159014389
possession of a firearm by a convicted felon

>>159014408
I dont fuck with CP

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>>159014258
all boosted animals are equal but some are more equal than others

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>first blood the Poppy
>kill her again
>cool a good game
>3 people disconnect
>lol we're playing on school internet XD
>enemy team realizes this and just collapses into one lane and death pushes it
>instead of just staying dc they keep coming back and forth so no loss prevented
>dude don't report us, our internet is probably much better than yours
I can't take this anymore. How do these people exist and have 0 self awareness

Which champion is the hardest carry in all of league of legends

>>159014465
i know the guy who runs it
his name is gooby on twitter
ask him if you have questions
just change your password real quick then change it back when you are done

>>159013163

>paying 200 bucks for a fucking border

nigga what the fuck are you doing

>>159014538
Move to Montana they don't give a shit as long as you keep to yourself.

>>159014539
this has to be a scam, no way they boost people to challenger, unless they have some undercover pros working for them

>>159014570
malphite is a rock, he's probably pretty hard

>>159014618
>boosters make more money in lcs
>hur dur none of them are challenger
#2 na works for secret elo
tarzand

>>159014598
seems kinda shady anon.

I know there's no way they can steal my account because If they change the pass, I can recover it in less than 30 sec via email.

but still, they might steal the money

>>159014539
>implying theres someone who can boost bronze to challenger
Lmao

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>>159014618
search your heart you know it to be true

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>tfw you finally uninstalled League of Legends
See you guys in hell

>>159014442
Illaoi is literally the preacher of the tentacle rape god and according to /lolg/ Tristana is literally a hyperslut that craves human dick.

Lulu has an un-explainable infatuation with Luluposter( a parody of the disgusting midget demon)

or how about 3 men and baby feat Azir,Nasus ,Renekton and a infant Sivir

>>159014537
Gianax's AotY that will NEVER EVER get a season 2

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>>159014726
I uninstalled like 6 months ago,

I still memepost here on a biweekly basis.

>>159014692
well then i dont know what to tell you
there's always that chance with shit like
>ebay
>paypal transactions
if you are going to buy it
do it by wensday because i'm pretty sure they are gona be booked if you don't do it by then

>>159014692
why not do plat 4 to plat 3 to see if it's legit
it's like 30$

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>Been winning my lane every single time I play since season 1
>Literal king of 1 vs 1
>Can't carry a game for shit.
Nice, epic, I like it.

sharing acc is one of the common reasons for a permaban

>>159014920
>wasting 30 bucks to check if something is legit

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>new Shaco is even worse than old Shaco
>Shaclone doesn't want to play this awful trainwreck of a champion anymore
>"you big crybaby, just play your shitty new champion so we can watch Youtube videos"
Anyone else just fed up with almost every aspect of this game? None of my friends playing anymore and what "fans" are left are borderline autistic.

>>159014930
stop lying CouchTomatoo

>>159014401
>thinking I meant discussion is the exclusive purpose
>not that we discuss League exclusively

I'll consider suicide if you consider going back to school.

>>159014964
i dont know what to tell you m8

>>159014616
tfw facing up to 20 years in prison

>>159015046
What you've written is very clear anon
>a board whose exclusive purpose is to discuss it?
please proof read your posts before you submit them to avoid confusions like this in the future. The quality of posts is very important to this board.

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>your main
>your deepest secret

>>159014482
Taric would be better than Illaoi

>>159014978
>shaclone
>spoiled hard stuck master that plays a meme champion so he got popular
>raging man child

>>159015210
Sion
I want to do bandlebro in the butt

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>>159014726
>Legion is actually good
>all my friends start playing WoW again
>they all quit playing LoL
>Riot is shooting themselves in the foot with new jungle changes
Good time to be alive

>>159012445
>>159014314
SURELY KOG'MAW IS A GIRL.

>>159015210
Morgana

I have herpes in the gentital region, and I am a HKV

>>159014978
you're autistic for using autism as an insult when people with autism literally are your boss you low iq moron

>>159015192
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time

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So which league girl is most likely to just get aroused and give you a show when you spy on her in the bath?

>>159015298
In all seriousness, Evelynn.

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>>159015298

>>159015292
I have a right to bare arms under the 2nd amendment

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>>159015257
>tfw you forgot Bandlebro is married
>tfw you're turned on by her drawn self insert
Does she still lurk or did we scare her away like everyone else?

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Like, The legendary doggo moving at hihg speeds can't not possibly be a girl, right?

>>159015210
Nidalee
I commission lol pornography

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I require cute Skarner smurf names.

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>>159015273
Kog is not a girl!

But he is a slut!

>>159015193
It being League and League alone. What is so difficult to understand? Like you said yourself, seems pretty clear to me.

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>>159015210
annie
im a trap in real life and i flirt with guys and am super lewd online, but i could never imagine my self doing anything in real life with a guyand i hate it

>>159015393
MyStingerIsReady
TheHarshSting

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>>159015279
>people with autism literally are your boss
Care to elaborate?

>>159015393
hiv crab

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>>159015210
Xin Zhao.

I held hands with a girl once.

>>159015353
Yeah but when a case like that was taken to the courts they said you forfeited your rights when you committed the felony. I don't think it's ever made it to the supreme court though. So you can try your luck if you have tons and tons of cash for appeals.

>>159015470
you work for the smart people who control your meager lil pay check

>>159015394
I want to give Kog'Maw food!

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>>159015394
>Not providing the nutrition needed for a healthy thicc Koggo.

>>159015406
Yes, the exclusive purpose is to 'discuss league'. If one to ask what the exclusive purpose of the thread is, they'd say 'to discuss league', assuming you are correct. No lewds or anything of that nature. If this isn't what you meant when you typed up your post, it would be good form to correct yourself, and apologize for the confusion.

>>159015504
>bosses are smart
You fucking underage,you havent even gotten degree yet

>>159015504
Um yes? That's how most jobs work.
>autism=smart
Now you're using autism wrong.

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>>159015519
I want to cuddle Kog'maw tightly and lewdly!

>>159015485
yeah but I already paid for that crime

and it wasnt even a violent crime

>>159015550
>kog
>human
>girl
disgusting

>>159014598
>actually using gooby's shitty boosting service
JAJ

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lyft > uber

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Hmmmm...Would I? Probably.
>>159015265
I hate being poor

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>>159015550
>implying you can't do that with the normal Kog

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Who should I pick if the enemy picks Lee Sin? Because I just got dicked by one, granted all of his lanes were doing fine so ho had more time to dick me.

>>159015762
having your own car > all that bullshit

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uhhhhhh lolbabs?

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>>159014036

>>159015761
goobys my bro
fuck you

>>159015797
I like Poppy, she can easily stop his dash.

>>159015821
no, fuck -you-
it's just as bad as his shitposting is

>>159015845
How good is Poppy jungle?

>>159015853
what's wrong with goobys site?

>>159015567
Semantics aside though, the point was that if the anon way back up the chain hates LoL so much, why bother coming to this thread at all?

That particular notion applies to both interpretations of how I phrased the question, whether I exclusively meant discussion, or the discussion of League of Legends exclusively. How one interprets it is irrelevant.

>>159015868
It's decent, it can work up until plat. Higher I wouldn't recommend it.

>>159012974
she even has a trist only smurf.

>>159015712
Doesn't matter. The law is blind and sometimes stupid. Felony is a felony. When you were convicted of one you lost certain rights in this country. Sad but it's true. Get used to your new reality or be prepared for the consequences of those actions.

>>159015467
you know lol permits spaces in names

>>159015389
it should be hot to draw pron, i imagine

>>159015192

omg, get a lawyer already and spare us of your problems, it's not your blog nor it lol-related

i'm not a specialist in the american law so i can't help you much but surely you can avoid most if not all the consequences with a half decent lawyer unless they have an overwhelming proof against you and even then your punishment may be milder. i personally was questioned about a couple of criminal cases (economical ones, i used to work in a rather cloudy company and we did customs clearance) and one of those was a rather bad looking one and a defender really helped me. i would give you advice how to behave when you are interrogated but you likely know it already being a former felon

>>159015801
>not getting fucked up

anon..

>>159015712
What did you do?

>>159015982
Isn't a right that's both conditional/mutable and one that is also not absolute...just a privilege?

>>159015712
join some social movement against collateral consequences for former criminals or something

>>159015801
Most uber customers are people too drunk to drive. It's a valuable service because it keeps drunks off the road.

>be top laner
>not sure if i should ban fiora, jayce, or kennen

7th jayce in a row

>7th jayce ive shat on in a row

what can men do against such reckless cancer?

>>159012228
>fly away now edition

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>>159016036
Yes, the same parties that argue that criminals should lose their 2nd amendment rights still seem to believe for some reason every other right still applies. It really doesn't make a lot of sense. Hint: it's just because they're scared of those rooty tooty point and shooties,

I love lamb's ass!

>>159016036
It's a right of non-felons. You're no longer a non-felon, so you don't have the right anymore. There are many conditions on constitutional rights, for example having US citizenship. Having conditions doesn't mean they're not rights.
You can argue the constitution did not intend for it to only apply to non-felons, but that doesn't mean it's not a right either, it's just being incorrectly applied which is a separate issue.

>>159016202
applying a life long rights restriction is not humane

well afaik sex offenders in the usa have it even worse and a person can become one for urinating in public

usa is a scary land

>>159016015
embezzlement and attempted bribery of a public official

>all these third worlders talking about "law"
Fu k off already

>>159016154
How do i get better at playing the lamb?

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>>159016265
ok, back to the normal posts

>>159016249
thats fucking gay

why is this allowed?
Is this liberals or conservatives fault?

>>159016265
I hope you're not from the despotic third world continent known as Europe.

>conditional rights that can be taken away from you
You guys realize that the very concept of a "right" is something god given that can't be taken from you or partially limited, and that all of your actual legal "rights" are privileges arbitrarily called rights right? Nobody actually has any real rights.

>>159016314
I got good at her by loving her and playing her a lot. I was terrible my first ten or so games. Just play her a lot desu.

>>159016393
I disagree. Rights can have conditions. Such an being a human, being alive, or being a citizen of a particular state.

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>>159014185
>nasus complaining about the illaoi lane

what the fuck? it's literally a free game. free stacks, you just have to farm under tower like a good boy

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>>159015210
Ahri

I'm falling college for the third time not because I couldn't get the grade but simply because I didn't do nothing at all

>>159015409
at least you have enough features to trap yourself

>>159016076
like those mutts ever accomplish anything.
Its probably full of sexual predators too, trying to remove their sex offender status.

I dont want to be part of that

>>159016393
There are natural and legal rights.
You do retain your natural rights as a felon, but not some of your legal ones.
Such as the right to vote when convicted.

>>159016579
>didn't do nothing

>>159016513
>tfw you'll never play just-after-the-rework Morde again
Literally fully stacked Nasus Qs at level 9.

Guys I'm from the future.

I've come back to warn you that the Cho'Gath VU ushers in a new age of ambiguously furry bara shitposters.

Combined with other shitposters/barafags gleefully fanning the flames, the phenomenon spirals out of control until /lolg/ is reduced to an ashen husk that promptly fades from existence.

If you want to save /lolg/ you have to prevent the VU from going through.

t. futurebro

>>159016715
But we already got the Cho'gath VU.

Don't you mean the Skarner VU that completely ruins him?

>>159016595
this is retarded, they should separate violent felonies from non-violent felonies

Guys

I really want to be raiding with my guildies because it's healthy for me to take breaks from league of legends, this game is sucking me dry like a succubus

But since I went to psy hospital and got used to go to sleep at 8pm (Why would I stay up late when I got nothing to do but books) I get tired as fuck at 8pm and it's a miracle if I manage to not go to bed before 9pm

Raid times are 9pm-Midnight

wat do

Should I keep selling my soul to league of legends or try to get away

I tried a big black cup of coffee before dinner and it didn't change my desire to sleep the slightest

league of legends

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>>159016513

>team is pushing for the win after a 4-1 ace for us
>enemy supers coming into base but i'm backing and can handle them easy
>irelia starts TPing to the tower just as I back instead of pushing
>end up losing with the enemy nexus super low on the counter push after the support and adc try to end
>if she had stayed we'd have won easily

What goes through peoples minds when they do things like that? I just can't imagine the thought process behind it.

im having a brain hemorrhage laning against fiora

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Why do you idiots still play this dead ass game? lol

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>>159016715
So the same thing as right now but instead of waifus its bugs?

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I wanna fuck Kog'Maw.

>>159016992
t-theyll patch it

>>159017016
no u dont

>>159016962
>losing against fiora
>1996+20

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Holy fucking shit.
I am scum.
I am literally scum. Filth, disgusting, refuse.

After all this time playing Illaoi, after all of the games I've fucked people up in.
It was the game I've just had that drilled it into my head that I am a bad person.

You ever went against an Illaoi that hits all her E's? That was that game incarnate. Even got called a scripter.

>Against Olaf top
>E him, he tries to fight, gets ruined
>Fast forward a bit
>E him, he runs away, I'm sitting around farming while my tentacles fuck his shit up
>He's trying to kill my tentacles but every time he moves from behind the minion wave, I grab his soul again
>E ends, he runs back to the minion wave
>E him again immediately
>Rinse repeat until he backs or dies
>He comes back to lane
>I miss an E
>He chases me down, chaining axes, I retreat to where there are 2 tentacles, on 1/4 health at this point
>Ult and kill him without E

Eventually got to the point where I could just ult on his face without any tentacles near or doing anything else, like E'ing him and he'd be forced to run or die.

It was the scummiest shit in the world, and apparently his team said he was raging non stop.

But the point is, the sheer satisfaction I got from chaining those E's just after the effects wore off was sheer delight.

>>159017016
>pedophilia
bad choice. Fuck his dad instead.

>>159016962
Stop letting her win her mini game you dolt. It deals true damage to you and heals her.

>>159016992
>implying 80% of the people in this general actually play it

>>159017007

Yes but 10 times worse.

Or 10 times better if you're some kind of debased void convert.

But it only lasts for a while before /lolg/ experiences the sweet catharsis of obliteration.

>>159017016

It has already begun.

>>159016715
Can you tell me if evelynn's future VGU keeps her fat ass?

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>tfw shitting on 3 fotm jayce players in a row
if you play jayce or kennen fucking gas yourself you dumb nigger

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>>159017216
>>159017138
>not wanting to tenderly love the Kog'maw

>get bullied 5 games in a row
>suspended
im just gonna fuckin kill myself im done with life

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>>159016513

how do we give Nasus a less binary playstyle?

My idea:
>REWORKED PASSIVE:Nasus steals a % of health regen and healing from all nearby enemy champions affected by his abilities

>Q now grants 2 stacks if used on an enemy champion
>Nasus gets 10 stacks per Kill/Assist now ( he no longer has to last hit with Q)
>Siphoning strike now heals for 10/20/30/40/50% of the damage it deals


Would Susan now actually interact with people instead of camping under tower and "MUH STACKS"ing until 25 minutes?

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>>159015210
Wukong
I kinda want to kill myself but my life isn't particularly bad I just am a pessimist and self loather and can't look passed my negtives, but I know there's always a chance for something to bring meaning into my life even if I have to wait till I'm 90 to get there.

>>159015409
We could start as friends and wait for a time when you're drunk and horny to experiment. Until then I don't mind having cute friends.

>>159017109
autism

>>159017016
hey kogglesbro how do you feel about ap kog being meta again
kinda makes me wanna get back to mid lane again but i'm sure he's gonna get shit on by the assassin rework coming and i don't have time to play this week before the season ends

>>159017576
not kogglesbro, but AP kog is still not all that strong . his ult is still gutted compared to before the rework, which was the reason he was so popular in the firstplace.

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>pick urgot into kennen
>wukong is mid instead for some reason
>tries to fight me at level one
>dies instantly
>comes back when im a level ahead and tries to kill me again, this time using ignite
>cleanse and kill him again
>0/2 wukong before 3 minutes
>still somehow gets fed

hot
monkey
dick

How do I report a DDOS. This is fucking bullshit. It's happened too me twice and I'm not even in a high ELO. Why isn't there a fucking counter to this shit.

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>>159015274
>>159015274
>>159015274

Can someone comment on my herpes situation please.

It's not even that I want to be promiscuous, I just want a qt Christian wife, but shes never going to accept me if I have herpes

>>159017727
but cleanse doesn't do anything vs ignite?

>>159017750
stop giving out your IP address to strangers on the internet?

Post ending in 4 decides which legendary skin I buy tomorrow.

>Super Galaxy Rumble
>Omega Squad Teemo
>Final Boss Veigar
>Blackfrost Anivia
>Mecha Zero Sion

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>>159017814
>all disables and summoner spells

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>>159013163
Here, I climbed from 0 points P3 to D5 in 6 days.

Find a lane bully and keep winning your lane, your diamond doesn't mean shit if some chink with a script earned it.

Have some fucking dignity man...

>>159017829
Omega Tito

>>159017829
dunkmaster darius and 2 chromas for it

>>159017875
The ONLY aspect of exhaust cleanse removes is the slow.

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>they don't 1vs5 the enemy team

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>>159015210
Illaoi.
I have slammed most of the diamond and above shitters in these generals in 1 vs 1's in the past.
I've been gold forever because fuck playing ranked.
I'm also charismatic as fuck irl :^)

>>159012891
Dont you mean, with?

>>159017943
anon we're talking about ignite

>>159017829
>Blackfrost Anivia
That shit is legendary?

>>159018014
I just thought it was an important FYI for anybody following along.

Especially since, on a lot of champions, exhaust is arguably superior to ignite as a dueling/kill pressure tool while also being able to be used defensively and scaling better into late game.

>>159015801
breh i live in a LA, lyft and uber are saviours

>>159017943
>implying cleanse doesn't remove the blind from exhaust

>>159015210
Nami!
I-I shoved a bar of soap up my butt.

>>159017353
bye im doing it

>>159015210
>jax
>If a 10 year old girl or boy went up to me and asked to fuck, and it was very clear they knew what was going on, and I would never get caught, and they acted a bit slutty, I would go for it in a heart beat

annie a shit though

>>159018113
There are better ways to clean your asshole anon

>>159015210
Ziggs
I stole one of my mom's dildo and I use it everyday

>>159017353
>>159018130

Hold up, what server are you on?

>>159018102
>exhaust
>blind
nigga what?

>>159017727
wew lad those lp gains

>>159018179
na

>>159015210
Jhin
I have BPD and other mental issues which have fucked me up so hard that I've pretty much given up on life to the point where planning to go NEET (again) for the next two years before finally killing myself. Since I know I don't have a future I'm just going to spend the last few years of it fucking around.

>>159018210
Lame, carry on.

>>159017239

It doesn't. They completely axe the spiky nightclub hooker thing she has going on, though she's still scantily clad and otherwise looks similar to her current splash art. Riot knows evefags exist and are banking on her rerelease being the next big waifu. But the ass is gone, it doesn't even compare to DJ Sona or Frostblade Irelia.

Her Lore also makes her out to be a half monster anti-hero and basically just Blade, if Blade was a playful femme fatale with indigo skin. Rivals with Vayne despite them basically being on the same team.

>>159018174
This wasn't about cleaning anything, and it hurt like hell ;_;

>>159018257
How cancerous is new Morde and what does he look like

>>159018253
already took the pills

>>159018315
just post your ingame name. you're gonna be dead anyway

>>159015210

Singed
I experimented in my youth with another boy.

>>159018347
no

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>Player doesn't get assigned to support
>Says he wants to support and forces almost everybody in the team to swap their assigned roles
>Builds towards a fucking gauntlet and ragequits when he feels like he doesn't want to play anymore

[visible confusion]

>>159018257
I read the new lore and got the impression that she was a demon actually.

You just know she's going to suck the life force out of that otaku Zaun client.

>>159018273
But for what reason? like who just shoves shit like that up their ass.

>>159017802
there's dating sites for people like you. I'm sure there are.

>>159015210
Jarvan IV
My secret is that the meds don't work and I'm inevitably going to kill myself and it'll destroy my family haha

>>159018183
Feels good not ever being this fucking new

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Why the fuck do you all want to kill yourselves you stupid fucks?
>Waah being neet is bad I hate my life I want to be a normie
Spoken like faggots who have never been normie.
Back when I was still in my late teens, I was "living the teen dream" so to speak. Going to parties constantly, fucking sluts and smoking weed.

If that's the type of shit you think you're missing out on then I don't know what to tell you, because I found that lifestyle so shit that I willingly became a NEET, and have been one for almost 11 years now, and I still find this shit far more enjoyable.

Every so often I'll have a week or two of "Waah I'm feeling lonely" but that passes.

Stop being mopey cunts, being NEET is the best.

>>159018484
How is playing nami going senator?

w-why is everyone a suicidal depressed mess here?
cheer up anons everything will be okay.
i've spent 5 years of my life in a very deep depression, tried to commit suicide 4 times but today, things are actually being better.
Don't give in and don't suicide yourself

>>159018452
I thought it was one of those lotion bars and it looked like the ideal size and it would feel good. But then it got stuck in there for a minute.

>>159018523
how do you pay rent and put food on the table

>>159018530
About to start a game with her

I'm still faithful to Shyvana, Nami is only a coworker

>>159018557
Welcome to 4chan

>>159018420
Hey! You're back. Nice to see you got into diamond 4. I wonder where you'll manage to climb to before season ends.

>>159015797
>Ask legitimate question about the game
>one response

Fuck you niggers, too.

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>>159018585
did you poop it out of waited for it to melt?
i feel you i had one of these stuck in my ass twice

>>159018593
NEET bux of course.

>>159018616
it's over in 7 days so even my 70% winrate nami won't be enough to get master I think

it's fine, everyone agrees season 6 has been a huge mess

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>>159018484
>>159018246
hey guys, >>159017501 here. I know it's hard. the sense of pointlessness, loneliness, and fear of going forward are all immense, but you can do it if you can just find one person irl who will be your rock and talk to you and like your awkwardness. You just need to let a little bit of normie into your lifestyle and you can reach a point of at least having a little hope.

>>159015797
Id say reksai

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>go legendary
>post game screen client crashes before i can ss
RIP

I forgot how fucking fun jax jungle is. easiest ganks 2016. do you think I should skip an enchant and go tiamat+tri?i went bloodrazor into titty hydra this game. tiamat makes his clear speed really insane but i'm not sure what I should pair with it

>>159018593
Well, my psychiatrist told me I could get welfare since my depression is crippling enough to prevent me from doing any actual paid job

I talked about it to my parents and they roughly said that it'd give me an incentive to stay like this and not try to get out

roughly translated: get the fuck off my home if you're gonna live as a welfare queen

>>159018186
ive been playing with a gold friend recently trying to get him to plat. it tanked my fucking MMR which is weird because i'm still playing with people in the same rank range. i actually get more LP when i play with him for some reason

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why am i punished for 6 minutes for dodging a gay game? of certain loss? Why am i punished for playing wit hhigh schoolers????

>>159018645
No, I took it out immediately because of the intense burning sensation. I had to wash my butthole for the next hour.
It's hard to find decently sized objects in my house...

>>159018523
having money for video games is nice and my grandparents wont be alive forever

>>159018818
>>159018645
Stop sticking things in your ass you queers.

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>Malzahar gets his ass smashed by Nidalee mid
>"lol I'm so high right now"

>>159018705
>but you can do it if you can just find one person irl who will be your rock and talk to you and like your awkwardness

I'm very close to my mother, I've seen plenty of psychiatrists and currently a psychanalyst, I really have enough people to talk to

I managed to live like a normal person without meds and having a normal social life during my first year of bachelor's in computer science, that was 2012-2013, I don't know how I made it, and I don't know how I sunk back after this year

I know I got what it takes but there's something wrong with my brain, I just cannot feel pleasure or happiness, not even food or sex gives me any satisfaction...

>>159018585
>>159018645
It's probably best not to use things that are short enough that slip in there and get stuck. Just use something you can have a good solid grip on at all times.

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>>159018869
hey no bully anal feels great

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Which one of you retarded fucks is this. I know it's one of you guys playing jungle Morde like only a memester would

>>159018940
It really doesn't.

>>159018523
>Wanting a job and regular life so badly
>decide to apply for ups during holiday season because they hire just about any miserable piece of shit like me
>7 years later im getting paid almost 70k with tons of benefits and job security
>still a awkward nerd

The hours suck but at least I found a life