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/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>nobody makes a new thread

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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vox are still cute
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>>158869897
:3
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first for kill in real life whoever made the clown script
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>>158869948
it was great, props to the clown
captain should be banned though for not giving a single fuck about it, because it caused massive chaos caused by lack of communication
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What the fuck happened to the lighting?
It's been like this for a couple rounds.
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How the hell do i strip a corpse?
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>>158870062
captain tried to fix it but the clown set turrets to lethal and he couldn't get into the place
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>>158870291
Drag them onto you as if you were pickpocketing them. No need for cussies.
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>>158862998
Reverted Cluster's changes. You just dont remove important shit from the wiki without telling anyone.
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>>158870302
he could have just turned it off if he wasn't retarded
run in, unlock console, get out, wait till turrets hide, run in again and turn them off
if he was unable to do that he shouldn't be playing head role
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I agree with this statement from the last thread so I will copypasta for all to see:

>first the meme was moving to TGcode
>the next meme was moving to Polariscode
>the new meme is moving to Gooncode
>our coders are trying to kill the roid and miners and force their visions on our server

amazing

why can't we just steal features we want instead of this 'LMAO LETS JUST MOVE CODEBASES HAHA'
not to mention all the faggots going 'LMAO WE NEED MORE ANTAGS/LESS RP' or 'wah i want more forced RP', when the fuck did hippie and bay

decide to invade simultaneously

like, has every /vg/ original just been replaced by hippie faggots and baybies who don't know what makes /vg/ great, whats with all the fags

wanting to change how shit works around here big-time
this is fucking cancer and we need a return to a community that let you actually do what you fucking wanted instead of a divided one with

one side screaming for the others heads just because they play the game differently
what im saying is
make /vg/station great again when? remove hippie and bay when? BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE OTHER SERVERS PAY FOR IT WHEN? REMOVE PJB SONIX AND

CLUSTER WHEN?

W H E N
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>>158870480

Yeah im not managing it. although i have strangled the corpse to death a few times
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The fuck happened to the lighting ? Why are standard light tubes barely able to light a room while HE tubes make everything blue ? Did someone change something ? It's been like that multiple rounds now.
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>>158871082
spook-o-ween
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>>158871082
it's probably epic haloween joeks in le seegrit repo.
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>>158871432
Fuck off _riekland
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>tfw shit talk a coder so much they block me
God bless /vg/ station folks
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Let's take a moment to appreciate how even though some coders are shit, some admins are shit, some players are shit...
Every single other major server has it worse.
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Someone in the last thread mentioned that the big space structures aren't randomized. Does this mean if I find them and record the coords, I could teleport to them every round?
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>>158872449
Yes you metagaming faggot.
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>>158872669
Would it still be metagaming if I decided to throw a GPS to it beforehand?
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Yes, but you'll look like less of a cunt.
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>>158872449
You need either someone with suit sensors on + CMC to calculate the Z-level offset, or calculate it manually by finding the thing you want to find in the first place.
What you can do however is just do a sweep search at the approximate coordinates and you usually find it right away, but it's really shitty to try to do it without a jetpack.
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>>158872449
>>158873535
By the way even back when there was no Z-level offsets nobody ever got banned for metagaming coords
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I don't know which admin was fucking with the lighting but I don't think it was documented that he changed it, because he was able to do it in the middle of the round

please fix this, it has a sickly florescence coloring to it now
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>>158874356
it's the high efficiency lights
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>>158872375
>Every single other major server has it worse.
Goon being able to pay for autistic coders to code all the nice things sounds pretty great to me
And I don't know what the fuck TG does to get coders but apparently it works

A stagnant codebase means people will leave
People leaving means less and less familiar faces on the server every day
Constant streams of newfags mean the playerbase will degrade overtime
And a shit playerbase means we end up just as bad as those worse servers, except without any understandable reason why any of them would stay here, which means they will eventually realize this and leave, the server dying with a whimper
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>>158874645
No, it is not, someone was fucking around with the lighting yesterday

As seen in this picture, the kitchen still has
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>>158874993
still has a regular light tube in it.

I'm not crazy anon I play the game at least 6 hours a day, this is a big unnecessary change that no one fucking asked for
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>>158875151
it's halloween meme
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>>158875642
>haha eye-rape is so funny ebin halloween lighting

how the fuck is this halloween related you cunt
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>>158875642
If you want it to be halloween-y, make it all just lantern hooks mate.

Literally just replace lights with it, boom, halloween, no need to overhaul the lighting system.
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>>158875642
fix it. There was no vote for this.
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>>158874993
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>>158876145
you seem to not understand how lighting works
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>>158876757
Can you explain then?
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>cany play spess
FUCK
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>>158876757
You seem to not understand how high efficiency lights work
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>>158876843
Someone changed the intensity of regular bulb/tubes to be completely overrun by high eff

see pic related
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>be a coder
>fuck up the lighting system
>ohfuckwhatdoido???
>i know i'll just tell them it's a halloween thing
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>>158878446
LANTERN
HOOKS
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xray toggle for vamps when?

There is no way of seeing where darkness is or isn't
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>Cluster removes guides to jobs from the wiki
>fucks up the lights
>gets mad and runs into the ivory tower when people call him out
oy vey its anotha hitpiece
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>>158878849
Just blow all the lights anyways, its the thing no antags ever do and should, it cripples the station so much with no jani.
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>want to shill another player
>it will look like selfshilling so I can't
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>>158878875
the lights were intigracy
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>>158878875
Intigracy made em like this, not cluster, shit on him when the time is right, it aint now.
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>trader
>it's christmas gimmick
>spend 45 minutes cooking up buche de noel
>the other traders go and be FUCKING AWFUL, all they do is steal shit off the station like vending machines and PDA modifiers and chemmasters, literally bannu when
>take the shuttle, get it decked out, the gods help out, it's now the comfiest place on the planet with cinnamon cake, a christmas tree, a fireplace, warm lighting, and wooden floor and carpetry
>encourage christmas values like gifting and shiny lights
>traders tell me to bring the shuttle back
>i tell them to piss off because they've been autistic thieves all round
>eventually after 5 minutes i decide to go back and pick them up since apparently one is in danger
>my 2 trader buddies and an IAA come and murderbone me to death in the shuttle
>lol ahelp it
>literally nothing happens
>get cloned
>Neutral Kom, guy who was in danger, comes back to the shuttle once i return
>i hold no grudge
>he starts breaking everything
>and breaking my face in
>captain detains him
>they continue harassing me and blaming me for all their thievery and calling for me to be lynched
>they never even do any more trading
i've never been mad at spess like this
why are you such fucking awful, pathetic people
when will you get permanently jobbanned from this job you obviously don't know how to fucking play, you gigashits
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tfw no Xenobio partner.
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>>158880371
it was also

EXTENDED
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>>158880371
i liked your christmas shuttle at least
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>>158880371
Ban request it mate, that's some primo shittery, guaranteed ban right there.
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>>158880617
yeah it ended up pretty damn great
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>>158880371
>tfw missed a christams gimmick
damn santa vox must have been cute as hell
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>>158880719
Holy fuck, that is some amazing shit, all its missing is the 2 tables in the cloaca pit and the one next to the booze dispenser to be wooden, and itd be perfect.
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>>158880719
>Wooden floors and carpets on a shuttle
>A fucking christmas tree

Admin abuse if ever I saw it. Remove post haste
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Being a field medic on the pyramid was extremely fun.
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>>158880908
>xenoarch wiki butchered by clusterfack for no raisins when spoiler tags exist
Let's just delete all those admin-only spawnable itens, since they just bloat our code while we're at it.
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>>158881095
Yeah, its dumb as fuck anon, but unless you talk to =3 about it, he wont get his shit kicked in for it.
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>>158880719
that's a comfy ass ship if I've ever seen one
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>>158880413
Having to kill all your slimes to save you was a shame.
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Lights will revert tomorrow night, for those of you that absolutely hate it.
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>>158880719
I was going to ask you to be the official sponsor of the rage cage, but then cursed dice happened and I exploded.
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>>158881619
Is it possible to turn the lights blood red for a horror look?
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>>158881843
jesus this is terrible
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>>158881843
Any hex value.
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>play Lifeweb
>now SS13 is just a boring piece of shit with no stakes

RANDY, GIVE ME BACK MY ABILITY TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT PAIN!
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>>158883575
>enjoying laggy rape simulatot
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>>158881843
Many thanks to the person who did it.
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>>158880719
I love you chiki
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>enjoying space music
>connect to /vg/station
>OMEN GAMING LATOP WUB WUB WBU
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>>158883970
love you too anon
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>>158883776
>enjoying "nothing happens for two hours while everyone metagame" ss13 rounds
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>>158880719
You inspire me to be the best bird I can be. Seriously.
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I've met a very wonderful friend through this game and I couldn't be happier
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>>158884613
What is >her name?
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hey assholes
it's holiday season
despite the fact that the majority of you are trash i will code one (1) thing for yall so long as it isn't fucking stupid or something that by all means would take multiple coders/too many hours to pull off
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>>158885679
code a ban for clusterfack
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>>158885679
nekotoxin
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>>158885679
THE SPACE POD REVAMP, YOU EVEN MADE DESIGN DOCUMENTS FOR IT

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
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>>158885679
Code a fucking moron detector and send it to PJB so he is reminded he can only do fucking engine shit and should stay away as far away from gameplay balancing and decisions as possible

Other than that, scootaloos
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>>158886129
Oh fuck

>>158885679
changed my mind, scootaloos
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>>158885807
That's like asking me or anyone else to fix blood code.
It really should have happened a long time ago, but it's never actually going to happen.

>>158885930
you mean furry mutagen

>>158885936
hahahahahaha if you really want that to happen you'll wrangle coders to help me do it, there's too many other parts of the game that it hinges on and i'm not about to clean all those up just so i can START to work on that shit
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>>158885679
Velly, i'm playing ss13 again!
Come back to the skype, i miss you,
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>>158886217
Fuck off you attentionwhoring tripfaggot, you quit in a rage like a child, stay gone.

Jesus christ what is with you niggers and your need for attention?
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>>158880371
Ain't seeing that ban req nignaga.
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>>158886374
Busy with other shit, I'll submit it later today
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>>158885679
SCOOTALOOS
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>>158886438
aka never because tomorrow when you wake up you'll decide it's not worth the time, and the shitters will go unpunished
Don't repeat my mistakes son
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>>158886438
Cool stuff, have a good day.
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>>158880371
If you ban request it I will personally slap them with a monthban from trader if what you say is true.
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>>158886302
don't you have me on discord
just message me lmao

>>158886373
you don't need to project like that, anon
i'll give you the (You) that you want
even if you're a complete failure of a human being, you can manage that, at least
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>>158886217
I will help you with the Pod revamp, I'm all for that.
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>>158886687
nigga i got no one on discord because discord is for gay homo fags.
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>>158886717
who this

>>158886785
nigga what
discord is that good shit
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>>158886947
Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of, tripfag scum.
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>>158885679
Port shit from other servers
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>>158886947
discord doesn't have local logging, a search feature, and it won't blink on new messages without that massive fucking popup in the corner of your screen.
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>>158885679
Silly stuff to do with ores like silver or gold. Disco balls, pimp canes, so the have use outside out of science without being too unbalanced.
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>>158886947
A git who got admin around the time or after you left

I'm the guy who asked you for the design docs a while ago as well. Lost em after moving to a new PC
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>asked you for the design docs

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10A9BMxkpHzBdcepMN3-K0UmoOnref0hQ179W8gxvokA
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>>158885679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NJSDgGHcLz
but for real get the metal slug martian race working
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>>158885679
No matter what you do just remember not to shitpost.
It only takes one shitpost to never be able to stop, you've been through this.
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>About to launch myself out of the mass driver
>come across a spacepod explorer
>ask if he wants to explore with me
>he says sure
>jetpacking a long
>we hit the zlevel change, we are literally 1 tile away from eachother
>end up on different zlevels
THIS SYSTEM
IS
SO
SHIT
FUCK YOU I JUST WANT TO HAVE SPACE EXPEDITIONS
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>>158885679
Antag datums.
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>>158885679
CODE FUCKING SCOOTALOOS OR SOME FUCKING SMT SHIT, EITHER WAY, THANKS A BUNCH MATE
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>>158885679
TWO MAN SPACE POD
PLEASE
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>>158886217
Scootaloos please.
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>>158887164
1) it does
2) it will
3) there's a setting for that

>>158887163
every time someone asks for that they don't consider how it affects the existing content and as a result shit gets really messy

>>158887278
i always liked the idea of being able to erect gold statues of people you can see
like, if you have enough gold/silver, and a plasma torch, you can make a statue of the person
hook me up with sprites for like, a gold slab and whatever else the process would need

>>158887341
that's good and all but is two people enough

>>158887582
THE CLASSIC
coding an entire race? can't help you there, sorry

>>158887696
In the time I've been gone my shitposting has only reached new heights. Only God can judge my shitposts now.

>>158887837
hahaha ask a tg coder about that i don't know the first thing about that
i mean unless it's something bone simple

>>158887862
>>158888004
>>158886520
>>158886210
>>158886129
THE FUCK IS A SCOOTALOO
i've been gone for months i don't know what a scootaloo is is that some kind of snack or a flesh eating bug or
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What's the lifeweb IP?
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>>158888123
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/martian/martian.dm
Mars People a la. Metal Slug

The content was almost finished, but the coder got pissed off and quit because we all started calling them Scootaloos
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>>158888123
scootaloo is clusterfack's aunt who was killed by floortiles and became a stolen asset alien
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>>158888123
>3) there's a setting for that
Then what's the fucking setting man?
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>>158888123
>what the fuck is a scootaloo
shes clusterfacks aunt

and also from mars
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>>158888123
Fix https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/research/xenoarchaeology/finds/finds.dm
line 500
"wires and crap metal"
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>>158888123
>every time someone asks for that they don't consider how it affects the existing content and as a result shit gets really messy

>Can't switch codebases
>Can't port anything from other codebases even though stealing shit was the whole point of /vg/code in the first place
>Getting one small new thing is considered a holiday gift
Why does it even matter, man
spess is dead
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>>158888123
Martians, or Mars People, lots of arms, cant equip anything but hats and has to hold everything. Ideally cant be ZAS'd over but pushable for maximum bully potential. The scootaloo name stuck after Cluster veto'd the name martians.
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>>158888606
>>stealing shit was the whole point of /vg/code in the first place
>they fell for this meme again
Nexis also said that. "we're just gonna steal bay's codebase and remove all their bullshit and steal the good stuff form /tg/"
Truely it was the best of the jewruses.
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>>158888551
You can link straight to lines:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/research/xenoarchaeology/finds/finds.dm#L500

also, just fix it yourself
you don't even need a github account to request a pull
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>HEY SOMEONE PORT BAY'S CQC
"What is Bay's CQC like?"
>>>no response
>>>"just got o bay lol"
>>>"it's good"
>whoever requested it immediately stops posting
This is why
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>>158888339
right here numbnuts, turn this off

>>158888326
>>158888401
fucking spooky

>>158888316
how does it work, what does it need

>>158888718
thats adorable

>>158888551
"crap metal" that's perfect though
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>>158888751
Nex actually made it work before he got chased off
There's zero point to putting up with this shit otherwise
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>>158888928
Bay has nothing good except for robot people NEVER EVER
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>>158888938
the scootlaoos have nine arms and can only use them, no backpacks, belt, id slot, pda slot, only hats and arms
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>>158888938
>how does it work
6 hands slots and a head slot, no other slots

>what does it need
A way to become them
Some bugfixing
Probably a few (?) other things
That said, they're nearly complete
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>>158888938
What's good, velard, I miss you
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>>158885679
Actual balloons and the ability to make balloon sculpture and animals.
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>>158889236
should held mask slot for internals (tank would be held)
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>>158885679
Uncode multiborers.
Make them an unlock or something, not this shitfest.
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>>158888928
bay's CQC is cool from what I remember

there's less 'punching things repeatedly' more 'beating the shit out of everything like some sort of fucking martial artist'

it's really honestly cool as shit and one of those things that would be a real improvement on what we have now
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>>158888718
>Ideally cant be ZAS'd over
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how are you supposed to use the smooth operator bundle?
the pistol does fuck all for damage
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if we get scootaloos it really will be a christmas miracle
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>>158888938
>right here numbnuts, turn this off
Yeah, and then it doesn't ping when there's a new message in the chat velly. JUST LIKE I SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE
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>>158889408
>one of those things that would be a real improvement on what we have now
It's not like that's a difficult thing to find when we have code that's 3 years removed from the other major servers with very little innovation of our own.
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>>158885679
bluespace men:
nearly pure white skin, does the green pulsing cueball helmet does

pros:
travels 3x faster on space tiles while running
are space worthy by default
can use bluespace crystals as 1 use teleporters

cons:
shatter when killed, unable to be revived
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>>158889836
turn off notif banners in windows settings then

>>158888928
you understand

>>158889276
i'm livin life
gonna be able to start making money in december
plus i'm finally lookin into disability benefits which
aren't a ton but it's nice

>>158889312
that requires sprites and i am not a spriter

>>158889236
>>158889243
>>158889327
if you can get me someone to guide me wrt the new code, and get me a comprehensive writeup on everything i need to do to make these puppies work, then i'll get it work
maybe i'll even throw in a bit extra, who knows

but i won't do a lick of work until you can write something for me to work with

>>158889397
borers are the pestilence this hive of sin has earned with its inveterate degeneracy
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>>158889408
Does bay have attack animations?
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You know what I'd really want for christmas?
Expanding upon spacepods.

Being able to make your own shuttle, I'm not asking for a shuttle with a teleport drive like the salvage shuttle, but being able to have a spacepod that can be customized, built to your own custom design and carry multiple things, etc

One of these days I'll refurbrish the derelict once I get more robust
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>>158890042
I don't have windows 10 because i don't pollish bill gate's knob nightly.
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>>158890146
Just play on goon if you like their stuff so much :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>158890328
I don't understand what you mean, I've never played on any other ss13 server other than vgstation
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PROTIP: Don't ask coders to do stuff that's like 60% spriting and 5% code and 35% wrestling with the repo to actually get a merge
You want a spriter for this. Anybody with a keyboard and a solid grasp of computers can mimic decent code well enough to implement simplistic items, especially purely cosmetic items. Maybe after you get a spriter you can ask a coder. But seriously, bother a spriter first if the majority of what you want done involves the creation of sprites.

>>158890167
whatever os you're using look for the setting and nix it you goomba

>>158890146
we all want nice things, anon
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>>158890146
>One of these days I'll refurbrish the derelict once I get more robust
I always want to do things like this off-station but a job with that kind of access has responsibility, and if you go assistant you get shit on for "greytiding"
where is the inbetween?
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>>158890042
>if you can get me someone to guide me wrt the new code, and get me a comprehensive writeup on everything i need to do to make these puppies work, then i'll get it work

With all that work they might as well code it themselves, jesus christ people said you were a shitty attentionwhore but I never believed them until now.
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>>158890528
niggly chan said he was down for the sprites, you just gotta do the code nigga.
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>>158890706
i have been away for months, do you honestly expect me to know the code well enough to finish that shit
I'm not asking for a full on tutorial I'm asking because I have no idea what I'm looking at yet
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>>158890046
it does, but we don't need attack animations to have their CQC

although ill admit, some sort of batman style 'POW' or 'KABLAM' when people smacked the shit out of eachother would be funny
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>>158890528
How does it feel to be a literal nigger?
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>>158890506
The pods are goon's idea, our "pods" are horrible chinese knock offs made before goon's code leaked

Actually now that I think about it, even TG has goon's pod system now, so that's also an option
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>>158890974
the pods we have now are absolute shit
there is no way to pod travel with anyone due to the way zlevels work right now, even if you made 2 pods and maintained the exact speed
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>>158890974
Wait, was that TG or am I thinking of paradise
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>>158890974
I just want to build a spaceship mang
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>>158890528
Could you port over holoparasites from /tg/?
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>>158891046
Goon's pods have multiple seats, so that's not even an issue for them in the first place
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>>158890042
All I know is that https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10045 is what made the multi-arm thing doable, and there's sprite sets completed for them. Hopefully someone else has more, squiddies would be the only ss13 race that aren't 'humans but ______'
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Are ED-209 broken right now?
Followed the wiki steps 100% and after installing the taser there is no way for me to install the powercell, tried basic powercell, hyper powercell and gave up. Even tried making a second one
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>>158891363
What the fuck are holoparasites
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>>158891534
Stand and JoJo memes
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>>158890042
>turn off notif banners in windows settings then
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
also what's your discord, or just link me whatever server you idle in now
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>>158891534
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guardian_Spirit
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>>158891705
Don't we already have something like that

Is it one of those things that we somehow did worse because our coders were more focused on the memes instead of making actual game features
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>>158891839
EDF
EDF
EDF
that was a good round
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>>158891843
We don't and we shouldn't
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>>158891821
That sounds retarded, murderboney, and broken.
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>>158890528
how many sprites would i need to give you to do this, laddie >>158890021

it wouldn't be tough for me to do at all, all i gotta do is make the default bald guy snow white then maybe throw some blue crystal onto their forehead or some shit, then slap on the cueball helmet effect
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>have a goal in mind, its a bit time extensive
>cockblocked by a jerk HoP or no HoP at all
>eventually get access legitimately or not
>10 minutes later
SMELELELELEL
>3 more times in a row of 30 minute lightning rounds
>extended finally happens, but I'm dead and no one will ever find my corpse
FUCK
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>>158891821
Oh
That looks nice
We can't have it, it's too nice

>>158891920
I specifically remember us having something relating to jojo stands
And also at least one wizard spell
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when will it be legal to kill clowns?
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>>158891936
>Traitor item is murderboney

K anon.
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>>158891381
this is very good

how many arms do they need to have
6?
i suppose the number can be adjusted for balance
how are the UI elements handled, i imagine they don't get the normal equip UI
and what are their other quirks
is ZAS resistance/immunity a thing
any heat/cold vulnerabilities?
these things breathe oxygen?

>>158891817
ask celt, i'm not posting it here lmao

>>158891973
i ain't gonna do that, sorry
you'd be better off making that some kind of RND exclusive suit or some xenoarch/xenobio thing

>>158892065
clockcult had this one spell that basically gave you a stand but it was mostly effective for rushing and taking hits for the user
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>>158892162
>everything traitors have should aid murder and only murder

k anon
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>>158892162
>>158892312
K anons.
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you know what I want for christmas?
Explosive implant giving them a notification that you must obey your master or die objective: survive

I just want apprentices as a traitor is that so much to ask
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>>158892243
drat

maybe you're right about the suit thing

do you think we could replace the grey telesci softsuit with a unique suit that goes fast in space? i just want a way to explore space without relying on some other dude to port me back
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>>158892504
maybe in 2019 someone will finally take my design docs and make spacepods
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>>158890967
No I mean I want attack animations and I think vgs dislike of attack animations is retarded.
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>>158892583
spacepods are cool but it's annoying filling my entire inventory with power cells and getting out to replace them every minute or so
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>>158892420
this should be self-explanatory
if a traitor catches you and implants you with something that will end your life if you do not comply
you'd comply
but bitches just dont listen or even ask in f1 about it
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>>158892639
back to TG
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>>158892639
Fuck off, back to TG faggot.
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>>158892420
>do not comply
>get exploded
>get cloned
>start hunting for valids
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>>158892420
That's literally just a cheaper greytide implant.
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>>158892312
>Only wants crossbow esword meme instead of something that can get players back into the round

k anon
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>>158892583
Why do we need design docs
If we can't steal other servers code, why can't we at least steal their ideas
Why does this need to be made unnecessarily difficult
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>>158892864
Code in more dismemberment

Arms shredded, chests eviscerated, heads and brains perforated.
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>>158892583
where do i access/edit the sprites
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>>158893124
Last two points still apply
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>>158892706
my design alleviates the need for that kind of management
but as i said
nobody has the stones to take it on

>>158892639
you don't need attack animations you need variations in mechanics
animations only really benefit you on a cosmetic level and with these sprites it'd just look bad more than anything
look at runescape for example
all animations occur after damage calculation occurs
thus there's no way to react to anything other than equipment changes(just like in SS13), overhead prayers, and stuff like Vengeance, so combat is nothing but reads

what you really need is more variation in defensive options
you have a few main avenues of offense and defense
tablegrabs after a stun, as well as Having A Weapon That Disables And Deals Damage end up being the most powerful options

to win in combat you basically need these things:
>the other guy can't knock me down
>i can prevent the other guy from attacking me
>i have a way to end the fight

a fireaxe covers the third because of it's high damage, and half of the first because it can block when 2handed, but there is no way to keep them off you, so you're disadvantaged
someone with a shard of glass, a guaranteed stun, and a nearby table has all three of these things
chances are they're going to fucking win

there's too many good offensive options and not enough good defensive options
i'm not saying "let everyone have reliable, safe ways to defend themselves always" but i'm saying "if you have good gear you need to have an edge over the other guy if all he has is tablescraps"

>>158892973
try coding a major feature without at least a basic outline of what you're trying to do lmao

>>158893183
what?
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>>158892243
6 arms would be good, too many would clutter the UI, and as you said the number can be changed once it's been tested. From what I experienced playing as the mutated monkey and a couple of buses the extra hand UI elements already appear when a mob has it's hand number set.
ZAS resistance I'm not too sure about, xenos have it, and bustanuts grant it though so might be a place to look.
Heat/cold vulnerabilities aren't too much to worry, maybe a sliiight cold resistance to prevent constant shivering from not wearing a jumpsuit. Oxygen breathing is fine yeah.
If you find yourself in need of any sprites feel free to ask for them and I'll see what I can do.
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>>158893563
How do clone with no brain
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>>158892243
Why the fuck do you feel the need to be such an attentionwhore that you need a tripcode when you post?

You could have just said "hey I feel like coding something since it's the holidays, any ideas" but instead you're like LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION I'M MISTER MEESEEKS
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>>158893741
where get sprites 4 server
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>>158893792
All gibbing that I'm aware of can preserve the head. Except the actual gibber.
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>>158883776
>believing the reddit pearl-clutchers about "wahhhhh rape!!"
enjoy your adminhelps, multi-page long server rules, coder cabal bullshit, handholding, and coddling staff.
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>>158893741
A basic outline for how pods are supposed to work already exists
Because good pods already exist
And have already been ported to TG-based code
None of this shit should be made from scratch in the first place
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>>158883776
>game with a little bit of lag, but rich with features, surprising amounts of good roleplay, and rape
>game with no lag, bland rounds, no roleplay, stale features

I'll take Option A, anon.
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>>158893886
what sprites though? the sprites in the repo? i don't understand

>>158894049
my design's better though, it isn't a misshapen assortment of half-thought-out features
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SS13 needs an entire revamp.

It gets boring after a month. I know that there are players who play it for years, but why?
Things are either overpowered or underpowered, anyone can do any job, we all just metagame everything, there are no skills or anything like that.
And dying doesn't mean anything in the game. Enemies are either overpowered or underpowered. It's extremely meta.

SS13 could work if it was a survival game, but I don't understand the point of it as it is right now.
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>>158893886
Download the game files from github, then open the icons folder.
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>>158894372
wyci
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>>158894372
give me dickstarter money to make one, i actually understand game design kek
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>>158894372
i think you're looking for bay

i say this not as some sort of insult, but as a legitimate suggestion; bay remedies most of these things if you have the capability of dealing with some of the stick-up-their-ass admins and have the slightest talent with roleplaying

try a round there, you'll probably like it
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>>158894315
>my design's better though
What, your design includes removing the asteroid and painting them with flames to make them go faster?
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>>158894643
hell yeah bitch
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>>158893906
Then code in more head damage states.

Or someway to outright detroy the head/brain entirely and prevent it from being used, just a lump of bloody battered and loose bone/skin/meat/matter
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>>158894643
>implying painted flames don't make it go faster
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>>158894531
Drop the trip you cunt.
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>>158893741
How can you say attack animations are strictly aesthetic. They are clearly for clarity sake. It doesn't have to be bumping it could be even a little icon. It doesn't matter if it's after damage calc if it stops you from having to look at the chat in a brawl it's a good thing.
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>>158895102
>calling someone offering Christmas presents a cunt
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>>158894965
I just prefer engine upgrades
Being a mechanic for sci-fi technology is fun
If we had TG code, paint jobs that have special effects could be something tied into the gang mode's spray can, wink wink, nudge nudge
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>>158895173
He's not offering shit, he showed up with a trip to get attention and then he'll leave after shitting all over the current coders when his shitcode isn't merged.
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>>158895163
fuck off back to TG

if you're too retarded to read the fucking chat box then thats your problem, not anyone elses
stop trying to get crutches coded in just because you blow at combat
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>>158895163
TG already has that too
Other things they have for casuals' sake includes a chat wheel of simple phrases and a terraria-style construction menu that shows you what you can make and what you need to make it
>>
>>158895428
>>158895102
Be nice, anon
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>>158892117
In any scenario where they present an imminent threat to your life and lethal force is the only way to stop them.
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>>158892583
>there's a 1% chance for spacepods to explode in one hit!
your design document was garbage
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>>158895428
You know what, I forgot about the 6 gorillion for a moment. You're right sheckleburg, he needs to fuck off with his potential free shit so that us good goys only ever have our existing kosher code.

How could anyone ever hope to improve the server when we have the affectionately named Clusterfuck, Dr. "I got 99 problems and bugs are all of them" Celt, and the rest of the dream team.
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>>158895163
hitsplats don't really belong in a game like this though
at most you could see a little indicator next to your health showing what kind of hit you just took but even then is that really necessary
like ive said
thats not the core issue there
maybe

>>158896542
you misread because that's not how it works
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>two vox plasmaflood
>not once
>but twice
>it was a wizard round
>neither bird was antag
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>>158885679
Bee harvest produces more than queen 1 bee packet.
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>>158896636
purge the bad birds
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>>158891839
>dragonbro is better as an actor in a bus than he is with his buses
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>Playing Captain that round.
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>>158896621
this was pointed out in the thread to you and you literally said "lol if that happens you're just very unlucky!"
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>>158896636
SWARK WEZ GUD BURDS
KRASHKASHKARAKRKAKHA DINDU NUFFIN
*CLICKS BEAK*
NEED DAT CLONE CONSOLE FO MUH OUTPOST
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>>158896636
CAWK! CAWK!
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>>158896636
WE WUZ PLAZMA'S N' SHEEIT
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>SCIENTISTS CAN FABRICATE BAGS OF HOLDING, WHICH ARE LITERALLY SINGULARITIES
>CANT MAKE GLOVES THAT MAKE YOU SHOCK IMMUNE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>158896830
that refers to the scrapmetal pod and the scrapmetal pod only, and only if the armor gets penetrated
it's a hunk of junk you put together with parts lying around
it's SS13
what do you expect
a pod made with actual materials isn't anywhere near that unstable
you tried it though lmao
>>
>Go clown
>setup remote-igniter on welding tank
>leave another remote signaller nearby
>with a piece of paper next to it that says "Do not activate this. The frequency to activate it is blahblahblah"
is this antaggy
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>>158897003
Do you see any rubber on the station, faggot?
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>making food with healing modified fruits
>people keep getting overdosed over eating the same food multiple times
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>>158897215
>leaving armed bombs laying around
>is it antag
Yes.
>>
Newfag question. is it better to randomise every round or stay with one name/character. I see people using the same name on mulitple rounds
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>>158897289
Don't put rezadone in food you dip
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>>158897349
it's just a prank bro
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>>158897215
It's antag and banbaiting.
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>>158897390
Do whatever you want.
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>>158897289
>make healing modified fruits
>nobody eats them
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>>158897215
>setup remote-igniter on welding tank
>is this antaggy
you tell me
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>>158897390
Whatever you feel like doing
Do you want to develop a character and have a set personality?
Do you want to bounce around to a bunch of different people and tell their stories?
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>>158897390
Personal preference really. I like being a qt paramedic with a somewhat consistent personality, so I static name.

If you play a static take care to not get waifu'd or husbando'd or else you could get blamed for everything in the thread if you're noticeable.
Nobody really cares that much in game about whether or not people use a static name though
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>>158897509
That's like saying it's antaggy to use the bomb testing range
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>>158898089
>toxins
>not antaggy
Heh
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>>158898089
>bomb testing range
>aka not-station
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>158890684
Mechanics and Paramedics are assistants with extra access.

Mechanics can get exosuits pretty easily.
Paramedics can walk straight into EVA.
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>>158898089
>a rigged welderbomb in maint
>the same as a rigged welder bomb in the bomb testing range
It's all about context m8
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>>158897390
People trust you more if you use a static name and play correctly (READ: not a faggot). Likewise, people hate you more if you use a static name and are a faggot most of the time. It's metagame, but it can't be helped.
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>>158898313
>It's metagame, but it can't be helped.
Roleplay rule #5
>5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.
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>>158897471
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>>158890864
It has all the normal "living" behavior.
It has all the normal "carbon" behavior.
It has none of the "human" behavior.
Almost everything else is in that file.
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>>158897469
>>158897573
>>158897942
>>158898313

Thanks for the replies. I think ill do a few more days of randomised names to get a bit more familiar before trying out a Static character for a while
>>
For whoever was talking about holoparasites, yeah, they were super broken for people who were shitters but even less of you are robust here than on TG so I'm sure you'd whine endlessly.

They were also extremely fun though. I'm not even into JoJo memes and I always bought them, it was nice to have a pal.
>>
>>158898523
thank you
this shouldn't be very hard then
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>>158898536
Personally I like to learn a new job as a random until I get the basics/essentials down. That way I don't build up a reputation of being a shitter who accidentally the whole station.
>>
>>158892243 Pretty sure they already have a UI.
>is ZAS resistance/immunity a thing
Yes, but don't give it to them.
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>>158898708
>That way I don't build up a reputation of being a shitter who accidentally the whole station.

Yeah that was my exact logic. Dont want to get a name for myself as the retard who accidentally beat himself to death
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>>158894372
>but why
allows for a lot of lateral thinking which allows for a lot of street goofs which allows for a lot of replayability when there's an active community for the game that attracts new suckers over time
once you do everything once you stop minmaxing like an aspie and giving a fuck so that helps too
>>
>>158892162
>>158891936
Chaos and Explosive types can trivially solo the entire station.
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>>158898673
SCOOTALOOS SOON
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>>158894372
I swear this has to be pasta about another game
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>>158899647
>implyign

Nigger he was spot on. Stop being a little bitch baby and realize that /vg/ isn't perfect, and is, to be quite honest, shit, just like every other server. Just because it is your preferred BRAND of shit, does not qualify it as not being shit.
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>>158899817
No, I mean the "enemies are either overpowered or underpowered". What the fuck is he talking about? "Enemies"? There's barely any fucking PvE in this game
It really sounds like pasta from another game
>>
>>158894372
The point is to have fun with other players on a spess station.

If its not fulfilling that then play something else.
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>>158900090
>enemies

THINGS, you fucking nimrod. Not enemies.
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>>158900090
PvP enemies are still enemies.
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>>158894372
>SS13 could work if it was a survival game
what?
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>>158900220
>i didn't read the post: the post
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What is the general opinion of hippie station?
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>>158900425
>DayZ mod support finally comes out and someone makes SS13 in DayZ's shitty engine
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What is the general opinion of hippie station? ?
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>>158900619
Didn't the DayZ guy leech money with a fake SS13 remake kickstarter?
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>>158900601
Redditstation.
I have no idea why people think the owner of that vile pit is "a cool guy"
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>>158900861
It's shit
>ifunny
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>>158900949
fuck if I know.

Last I heard Dean Hall fucked off from DayZ development to go make some other thing and the team has been endlessly fighting with the engine trying to implement wolves and attempt to not have horrible day 1 desync problems.

There was some article where he said something along the lines of SS13 being an inspiration for some dayz features or some shit though.
>>
>>158900619
stop right there
1. DayZ sucks ass
2. 3d space would suck ass and would have less features because it literally adds another dimension to coding
>>
>>158900861
>>158900601
It's cancer, and anyone who comes from there should just be outright banned. Hippie players need to stay on their containment server.
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>>158901607
I wasn't proposing something. I was trying to illustrate the other anon's point about "survival games"
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>>158900949
>>158901403
you're both wrong
http://ionthegame.com/
he announced this at E3
they're trying to play the long game by shutting up and not talking at all about it until it drops
i'm pretty sure they're even more incentivized to not say anything now, given what happened after the NMS team spoke and ended up getting skewered because people got the wrong impressions
>>
>>158898430
What kind of "problem"?

Is "oh X is in Y role so I know the job will be done" a problem?
Is going full yahir and "RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE DEYS TALKIN IZ GON BANBAIT DEM" a problem?
>>
>>158901989
>I was wrong
I didn't know about the new game, but Dean did draw from SS13 for DayZ. Get fucked.
>When asked about dayz and player immersion
>Hall: Yeah. You played Space Station 13 , right? Basically I looked at Space Station 13 and I said, “I want that, I want that, I want that.”
http://www.pcgamer.com/interview-dean-hall-dayz-standalone-mountaineering-everest-game/
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>>158896621
I think it's necessary and the only argument against it is git gud. No animations is woefully obtuse for no reason other than to make people feel hardcore for reading chat. It's just straight up shit design not to have it and it baffles me. The same people who say this shit are likely the same ones who cry when ZAS sucks them out of an airlock.
>>
>>158901989
It'll probably be shit and I firmly believe that no 3d game can capture the essence of roleplay due to limited selection of fleshed out animations, but desu I'd probably buy it and play for a week like I did with space engineers
>>
>>158885679
Port inflatable walls/doors
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>>158902450
unless you can propose a means of making animations or whatever indicators there'd be not look hideous/cluttered it's not really a good idea
i agree that having to read chat for everything is a bit bad when there are means of displaying information but
1) not everything needs to be displayed
2) if it isnt thought out carefully it will just be unnecessary noise on the screen

>>158903163
too late i'm already doing scootaloos
>>
>Literally half of science doesn't even exist anymore
>Dead people everywhere
Round Type = Extended
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>>158903329
Can you make a staff that makes it so that it makes people maximum weight when hit by the bolt? Call it the thicc thick too.
>>
>>158903759
I thought that already existed
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>>158898453
>rng gives you a great plant
>doesn't splice it to be even better
Fucking disgusting, hope you get perma banned from botany.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12418
>guy with skeleton fetish shitposts until his race is added
>turns out now it's not good enough for him
Have we somehow created an even worse repeat of nonantag Vox?
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>>158869653
>voxtraders completely fucking destroy the processing area
>fuck up the air, depressurize the shit out of cargo shuttle arrivals
>assume they were raiders
>they weren't
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>>158903725
Attrition is a bitch
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>>158903892
skeletons are worse than vox desu family baka
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>>158903991
They deserve what they fucking get.
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>>158903991
I know they're space gypsies but jesus christ
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>>158903991
vox have been so unbelievably shitty today. it's insanity. i was happy when the one human told me to arrest the vox miners and bring them to him
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>>158904224
yeah it's been especially fucking awful today
i don't even want to play after the christmas round because i know all future traders are going to be equally horrible
ban req. incoming but still busy
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>>158904157
>>158904161
>>158904224
I should have killed them on the spot.
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>>158903892
skello teens are gr8 in spite of the 'debuffs'
having to eat a side of raw monkey meat every twenty minutes is a little shittie but w/e
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>>158903329
Hey I agree. I'm just arguing for OPENING the discussion about how to solve the problem because so far it seems to be instantly shut down. I'd love to hash it out and think it over with people. I believe it can be solved.
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>>158903991
>>158904224
also did you get the name of the traders that did this?
i'll get their ckeys if you give me the names, just want more evidence if they are the same fucks as before
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>tfw traders give you justification to deport their asses from the station
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>>158905690
>traders who don't go full doomsday prepper and make their outpost a fortress
shaking my head to be honest
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>>158905690
>shedding the dead weight
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>>158905690
>not giving them a purpose on board the station
Give them the choice of deportation or meat grinder. The chef could always use more meat you know.
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>>158905590

[18:07:11]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">The reinforced window with a pdiff of 46.6002 has been destroyed by Cihictichik (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayeropts=[0x3000300]'>scavengerquack</A>) at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=182;Y=269;Z=1'>Cargo Bay - 182,269,1</a>!</span></span>
the other one wasn't speaking from what I can see in logs
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Oh shit I've never noticed this page before
http://stats.ss13.moe/globalstats
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>>158906249
Scavengerquack is the same gigashit as before
>[13:05:04]SAY: Vetekex/Scavengerquack
Time for bannu
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>>158892117
When the captain orders their execution.
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>>158906538
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>>158906538
BUFFS WHEN
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How do I become robust
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>>158906960
FORGOT THE PICTURE
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>>158907117
spend the whole round injecting small amounts of polyacid into yourself. Build up an immunity to pain and acid.
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What's your most robust moment, ss13g?
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>>158907530
This one time I forgot to set my internals and died
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>>158907530
>stun someone
>they're dead
IM SO ROBUST
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>>158907530

The time I invaded the captain's office, shot at his desk and ran away, causing him to resign from his position.
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>>158907530
i've never had a truly robust moment

robust for me was pushing sawboner over and sticking him with the choral hypo he was pricking folks with

or stopping someone who murderboned the entire surgical theatre by pushing them and blasting them to death with their own Egun, then morguing them like nothing happened
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>>158907530
I was chef and a janitor was being really annoying so I goaded them into attacking me and then I robusted them and later stole their body from cloning to make into burgers
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>>158907530
When I did ragecage one time
>brawling some ragecage champ since he insulted god and I was the chaplain
>1v1 no weapons, just man vs man
>we're both juking each other pretty well
>neither of us are getting a ton of hits
>get stunned
>he bashes my head into the nearby window
>get back up
>try to put up a fight but that window bash fucked me up too much
>ded
>drink myself into oblivion since my god had forsaken me
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>>158907530
When I went outside of the spacepod, my lungs got busted and I died.
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>>158907530
I latejoined a highlander round, go to escape while robusting a faggot trying to slip me on the way, find 2 dudes yaketying like mad
The reaaon why they were yaketying is because a badmin gave one of them a HF katana
I didn't know this, so I had no reason to be afraid, thus I break and robust them both and don't even notice the oneshot katana on the floor
Last guy alive, knowing about the katana, picks it up and comes at me
Still completely oblivious, I break his hands and kick his shit in

It takes me until greentext after the round to notice that at some point, I lost my right arm
My right arm was literally cut off in one hit by the onehit katana and I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
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>>158907134
>>158906960
wyci, alternatively never when you use your brain and realize that most of the losses on the antag end is because the player is an absolute retard.
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>>158907530
The time I took out the entire security team by myself and solo'd the station as nuke op, while the rest of my team died uselessly at the first sign of resistance.
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>>158907530
The time when I got spawned as xeno on extended and helped as the entire station became aliums, before admins had to shut it down because noone could call the shuttle.


The time when on an escape pod I revived Sawbones' dead spider queen with lazarus against him, as he tried to round end kill me.
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>>158907134
>nobody gives a shit about greentext
>vamps just murderbone the entire station and don't bother to get the RCD they had to get
>WOOOOOOOW LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T GET GREENTEXT BUFF WHEN
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How do I harvest meat from people on meat spikes?
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Is there a way to shock yourself fucking with wires or hacking shit?
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>>158907530
once i was an antag with the mission to take out two heads
the CE or the Captain
i cannot remember which
i was short on resources and i was not confident in my ability to kill one without scaring the other to where it'd be impossible to reach him
so i decided to recruit people to join me in my criminal escapades
i hooked them up with blunt weapons and guns and told them we were going to hijack engineering
they went along with it, and we actually managed to raid the area and get the engineers to flee because we fired warning shots and that was enough to get them out through maint tunnels
we welded them shut behind them in case they wanted to get cute
i was lucky there wasn't an AI because i know it would have gotten bolt-happy at that point
but in any case the CE was on his way back from space, he wasn't even paying attention to comms, he was on some space adventure shit
and it was around this time that i singuloosed with the intent of pinning it on them, then rushing the captain
the CE inevitably got swallowed up, then the Captain arrived at engineering lobby with sec, so i told my guys we were going to have to take a last stand there
sec mobbed us but i managed to get a few shots off at the captain
from there all i needed to do was shake off the rest and get to the shuttle
And then I remembered that I had a robotic arm, and singulo got just close enough to blow it clean off. Needless to say, I was finished, and singulo gobbled me the fuck up. It was so embarrassing.
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>>158907530
I ate a slime pill once.
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>>158907530
>no security
>CMO calls for help
>be paramedic so I rush over with the morgue's scalpel
>two niggers fighting by the CMO's body
>one has an esword the other had laser guns and shit
>esword runs at me
>stab him in the chest because I forgot to change my targeting
>keeps running away into the station
>the other nigger shoots lasers and tasers at me
>tactical retreat
>turn around and rush in
>weave between projectiles and drag the CMO out of the office
>clone the CMO
>esword guy made a decent enough explanation of how he helped the CMO and why he had the esword
>CMO trusted him
>go on a fruitless manhunt together
>get allah ackbar'd by esword man in the escape shuttle cockpit
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>>158906249
Can you give a short testimony as to what happened, to include in the ban request, to turn this 30 day ban into a permanent one?
Thanks
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>>158907530
I was about to get murdered by a roboticist, I was inside his workplace with two rogue borgs by my sides and cuffed while it told me she had to kill me. And the most robust part is I managed to break out without a single drop of blood by talking my way out
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3206


BAN THE POX
B
A
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T
H
E

P
O
X
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>>158909112
came back to mining station after getting fat loot for the scientists, find the shit in ruins, no oxygen in the canister, another miner and 2 birdlets begging to be let onto the station
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>get law to kill wizards
>wiz uses summon spell books
>don't want to just murderbone
>everyone chimps the fuck out all round
>slimes murdering people
>finally get the red slime
>get on shuttle
>retard with a meme name lets slimes loose during the ride
>starts spamming a staff of change on the borgs trying to kill slimes
>get fed up and just harm baton him to death

I don't fucking care if I get silicon banned, fuck that round and fuck everyone in it.
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>>158909219
>THEY RUIN THE SPECIES
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>>158909986
REMOVE
VOX
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>>158910165
Wrong post, and also
Yes they fucking do. Vox are only horrible because 90% of its players are horrible.
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>>158910165
wrong quote buddy
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How can I shock myself as a slime? I felt so robust that round.
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>>158910129
Anon today's your lucky day.

Technically Bazinga man, was both an antag, and a non human slime man.
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>>158907530
A door killed me, but only once
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>>158910306
>murderboning as a slime
>robust

nigga you're pretty much immune to all kinds of damage unless someone uses a fire extinguisher.
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>>158909986
>one of them was neutral kom
that guy is a huge faggot he should have earned a bannu already
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>>158910421
I didn't mention it since it wasn't the biggest deal, but he came up to my shuttle afterwards, busted down the windows after calling me a fag, started to attack me, and then got arrested by the Captain, who remains a based motherfucker
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>>158907530
>it's a lowpop deff round, be assistant bored out of my mind
>HoS latejoins
>hide inside an O2 locker outside brig
>when he shows up I burst out of the locker, one gun in each hand, and start yaketying around him
>get a good few lasers in, he only has the one egun he spawned with
>yakety until he empties his gun, then he just stands still and takes it like a bitch
>keep lasering him some more to rub it in
oh yeah did I mention my guns were laser tag guns
>"YOU"
>"YOU ARE AN OFFICER NOW"
>get promoted to sec on the spot and given one taser
>proceed to try to be a validhunting little shithead but it was lingstended
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>>158909986
it's annuda shoa
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>>158909986
But you forget the 6 gorillion. My ancestors were almost wiped out of existence so you have to do what we say you silly goy
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>>158910306
Hacking.

Cutting a shock wire electrifies an object indefinitely.
Pulsing it electrified it temporarily. 60 seconds, for most things.
Just about everything hackable has a shock wire.

You'll heal for ½ the damage you would normally take.
If the SMESs are bypassed, one shock should full heal you.
Otherwise, just keep touch the electrified whatever.
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BAN THEM, BAN THEM ALL
t. not shitty trader
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>>158911085
Not him, but slimes can't hold anything right? if they can't hold tools how are they supposed to hack?
Wouldn't cutting a shock wire before turning slime be ultra-shitter metagaming tier of bullshit?
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>>158911523
you greatly, greatly underestimate how hard it is to get banned for powergaming
and no that is not metagaming
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>>158911523
Slime people, not actual slimes.
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>>158907530
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>>158911670
whoops I did use the wrong tem. Either way, ban or no, is it really worth being that robust if you have to use ultimate shitter tactics to become robust

>>158911858
I assumed, since anon didn't say people anywhere in his post, he was talking about being an actual slime
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>>158912107
as for being an actual slime just look for one of the many electrified grills on the station.
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>>158911523
Green cores make Slime Men
Black cores make Slime mobs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiuO_Z2_AD4
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>>158907530
those 4 times I soloed the disk as a nuke op
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>get a bunch of gold slime extracts so I can make a bunch of mimics of myself on the shuttle when slime hell breaks loose.
>put them in a survival box
>inject them with water while they are in the box
>6 Survival equipment boxes fall to the ground
>No one is going to touch these..

JUST
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>>158912430
to clarify,

green turns men into slime men, ie normal people with blue skin, and a few slime effects.

black turns men into actual slimes.
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Which server has the most crazy fun shit happening on it?
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>>158913018
/vg/
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>>158913018
If you want pure chaos as the standard, go to Goon first, and TG second. They're no rp insanity deathmatch.
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>>158913018
Urist, for its events
Hippie, if you think insanity and shittery and no-rp is "crazy fun shit"
/vg/ is pretty good though.
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I check /r/ss13 every few days to downvote all mentions of our glorious serbian

I am the watcher on the wall
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>>158824450
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>>158913819
i think you got the wrong thread
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Growing a diona and raising it and caretaking it and watching it get thrown out an airlock and killed by ZAS is the closest a lot of us will ever get to losing a child
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>you may not reply to the dead general!
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>>158869653
Are diona bound to the botanist that raised them?
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>>158907530
Broke into the syndicate shuttle cockpit while all ops were onboard, yakkety'd them into shooting one of their own and then grabbed his gun and shot him to death, blowing his implant and killing all ops and myself in one go.
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How do I talk to the AI?
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>>158913819
>draw a boy
>call it a girl

Flatties are sad and unpatriotic
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>>158914248 c >>158862649
>>158914391 It hears all the radios. You can also send it PDA messages.
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>>158880371
>>158886438
If you don't make a ban request then clearly you don't think what they did as traders was wrong so they'll keep doing it.

Either ban request it or kill yourself, because one of these things needs to happen.
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>>158914550 c >>158909986
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>>158914482
Slight curvature.
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>>158912639
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Are slimes treated as antags?
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>>158915082 Slimes are treated as non-humans.
Which makes it easier to escalate shit with them.
Essentially, they have less slack for misdeeds.
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>>158915082
I mean, if plasmamen, greys, Diona, Skeletons, and Vox are not kill on site, then I don't see why slimes would be.

I mean, how many times have you seen slimes be total niggers vs. Vox?
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>>158915282
Every slime I've ever met was a shitter.
Good birbs are rare, but they exist.
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>>158913712
You're doing god's work, friendo
Redditfags stay out
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>>158915282
Every time. People that go full slime ALWAYS start to murder random people or start trying to get monkeys to split as many times as possible to kill more people.
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What's keeping you alive guys?
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>>158915551
ss13.
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>>158915082
Unless the slime calls itself out before they go slime or talk on the radio giving the crew a heads up, best bet is to kill it or ask it to explain itself. Player slimes are valid as hell if they jump on someone or just run around glomping.
If you want to slime yourself, all the power to you. Becoming a slime is not a free antag ticket always, SoC slimes are considered antag work so getting slimed that way gives you antag valids similar to becoming a xeno.

If you see a mass amount of player slimes in many colors, a wizard is likely going around with a SoC.
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>>158915697
So xenobio-made slime can NOT murder people randomly, but SoC slime can? Thanks for clearing that up, you may have saved me from a ban in a future game.
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>>158915551
food, mostly
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>>158915551
Memes.

Mostly coffee.
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>>158914814
You know guys can get that easily with hormones, right?
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>>158915939
An option as antag is to make golems and slime them to make an army of player slimes. Because an antag made them and they obey all master commands, they get to have a field day.
As a xenobio, call out that you are doing so and possibly talk to a head of staff to let them know. I'm not sure exactly but if you get a genetic backup at clone before you turn you may be able to come back later if you die as a slime.
Protip for being a slime, never crawl into the scrubber line, atmos generally cools it for efficent scrubbing reasons.
>>
They stop being slaved if they stop being golems.
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>>158916521
>Cultist gets turned into a slime
>Its not a cultists anymore :^]
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3206#p16326
>I really deeply try to go by the server rules that are truly vague
How the fuck can you say this in an ahelp and think it sounds good
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>>158910534
this is a guy who rolled a gray chaplain and was telepathying people to kill themselves warning them that he'd kill them if they didn't... as non-antag

I'm pretty sure he's one of our most recent 13 year old players
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>>158916793
the english in the entire PM is atrocious I cannot for the life of me understand what they're trying to say.
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>Its Sunday night
>Have to return to earth and slave away for the next 5 days
>ITS NOT FAIR.
>>
post clown pranks
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>>158917276
mine are all secret schemes

sorry lad
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>>158869653
>Vox Drama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvfeL9vbfd4

Why can't we just get rid of Vox, and replace them with CUTE slime girls instead?
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>>158916716
>Cyborg gets turned into a Vox
>It's not a borg anymore :^)
>>
I honestly can't get over that one game earlier tonight with the Vox trashing cargo and the Nar-sie summon. I honestly thought that there were good Vox besides Chikiwek. Boy, I was fucking wrong.
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>Your working in the botany backroom, splicing plant genes, and walk back to the main hydro room
>Spece Anon, I just learned how to harvest plants! This is so much fun hee hee! Oh noo! The water container is stuck on my mouth!

What do you do?
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>>158917710
delete this post now
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>>158917710
kill myself because of how depraved and disgusting your fetishes are
>>
poltergeists when
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>>158917710
Wait for her to drown, stuff her in the food processor, and make three monkeys.
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>>158917710
Death Nettle, max potency
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Can we have moth species now?
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>>158917710
>water container stuck in mouth
>as slime person
i'd start bringing the corpse to medbay
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>>158917710
Set the botany room on fire and flood it with plasma to ensure the removal of all non-human contaminants.
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>>158907530
'The library has my most epic moment forever in its tomes. The tale of shoe snatchin' Willy
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>>158917879
No fun allowed, hypocritical faggotry only.
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>>158917896
>He sets slimes on fire.

Your burning hatred only makes them faster
>>
LIST OF CKEYS THAT ABUSED SELF-SURGERY:
>Sordine
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/10-October/29-Saturday%20Attack.log
[03:07:20]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Timothy Hagano (sordine) used the station bounced radio to successfully complete surgery type /datum/surgery_step/cavity/place_item on Timothy Hagano (sordine)</font>
>Sordine
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/10-October/30-Sunday%20Attack.log
[00:37:10]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Timothy Hagano (sordine) used the scalpel to successfully complete surgery type /datum/surgery_step/reshape_genitals on Timothy Hagano (sordine)</font>
>Kammerjunk
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/08-August/14-Sunday%20Attack.log
[23:17:26]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Medmin (kammerjunk) used the bone gel to successfully complete surgery type /datum/surgery_step/finish_bone on Medmin (kammerjunk)</font>
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>>158918051
>used the scalpel to successfully complete surgery type /datum/surgery_step/reshape_genitals on Timothy Hagano (sordine)

Why am I laughing so hard at this
>>
>>158918051
LIST OF CKEYS THAT REPORTED SELF SURGERY:
>Sordine
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>>158918051
Glad an admin told people there was an exploit instead of abusing it.
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>>158918167
If I abuse an exploit for months but fix it later is that morally justifiable?
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>>158918185
I think Kammer was probably testing shit, judging by the fact he was named "Medmin" that round.
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>>158918237
Not really, but its much more justifiable than what most people do - never report jack shit.
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>>158918250
>find exploit
>"yep it works"
>proceed to sleep on it
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>>158917710
Call the slime fucker to take care of it, I trust him that he can take care of it.
>>
hello.

I want to code shit, and I'm new so I want to add simple stuff that wont break everything. What simple stuff would you guys be okay with me adding? I need ideas for practice and shit.
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>>158918237
>'abuse' an (((exploit)))
what did she mean by this
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>>158918359
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues?q=is%3Aopen+is%3Aissue+label%3A%22Easy+Fix%22
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>>158918346
It took a year for the dropper bug to get fixed. There are a lot of things people consider 'features' and not straight up bugs so they don't report them.
I've a-helped useful bugs I've ran across before and the admin just told me to report it later, they didn't care when I didn't.
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>>158918432
Thanks anon.
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>>158918359
Make a chem that causes you to sprout superglued cat ears and call it nekotoxin
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>>158917778
Do you really want to delete me Anon? ;-;

We could have been friends, but now you'll just be my thrall. Go get me more monkeys!
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>>158918359
Code a way of having a white Argentina
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>>158918605
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>>158918237
nigga you showed someone that wasn't him (an admin no less) did it a month ago
then you showed him doing it literally the day he reported it
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>>158918651
AHELP: MY THRALL ISNT LISTENING TO MEEE...
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>>158918449
>tfw only fixed the dropper exploit because I got bwoinked for making medbay great again.
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>tfw you see two QT waifus havin fun together, and your not even qt and don't know any other waifus.
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>>158918902
What's worse is it was heavily exploited ~5-6 months ago by one specific player, I won't name any names but they knew its usefulness and wouldn't report it.
It wasn't until the original discord came around that it was brought to a wider-admin/coder audience that it even existed.
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>>158919085
>I won't name any names
xevonix
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>>158919085
wow are u saying the discord was anything but a pox on our community kill urself fagoo
/sarcasm
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>>158919182
Well, I don't think the original discord had many, if any, admins in it, and I remember someone who was in it posting screenshots of [REDACTED] posts in the thread, and they were almost bragging about these exploits they knew about and used, including the dropper & old grey telepathy bugs.
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>>158919334
>[REDACTED]
xevonix
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>>158915551
The guilt of hurting my loved ones if I kill myself
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>>158918359
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A
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>>158919579
Once you move out and isolate yourself, they'll eventually care less
Also if they never find the body
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>>158919793
I moved out years ago
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>>158919691
t. donald
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>>158919831
well move farther away
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>>158919778
I already am on the Ivory Tower circlejerk, but I preffer to ask the thread or OOC for ideas instead of the closed group.
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>>158919896
Moving farther away wouldn't dull their anguish, anon
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>>158920016
You married with kids or something?

Distance absolutely dulls relations.
Out of sight, out of mind
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>Spend entire shift writing a book for the botanist.
>He throws it in the trash after 5 seconds

SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A BUDDING AUTHOR.
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>>158920098
>your parents will just forget about you and stop caring about you because you live further away
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>>158920172
You uploaded it to the library first, right?

>>158920213
They'll certainly care less
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>>158920343
Yes.
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>>158919943
If you're new you shouldn't be adding brand new stuff until you have learned how to code well. You can do that by making simple refactors, ports, or bugfixes.

Otherwise you'll bug the fuck out of collaborators who will have to painstakingly teach you how to code while correcting your BS PR.
>>
My cat is so fat I can hear it snoring from across the room.

What do I do?
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>>158920343
I'm an only child and even after living away from home for 5 years my parents are still as attached to me as they ever were
I know if I killed myself it would destroy them
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>>158920401
Scratch that belly
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>>158920401
pat fat cat belly!
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>>158920401
Space it, in space, no one can hear you snore.
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>>158920213
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Good night spessmen.
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>>158920667
Sleep tight, anon
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>>158920478
I don't understand this picture
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>>158920913
It's just a mnemonic.
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>>158921138
I understand the fallacy but I don't understand what the googly eyed avocado fox has to do with it, or the dialog at the bottom
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>>158921219
It's just a mnemonic.
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>>158921305
BUT
HOW IS IT A MEMONIC WHEN IT'S NOT RELATED
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How do people perform actions so quickly? I can barely cuff someone in the time after stunning them
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Did I miss all the slimeposting?
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>>158921381
click on people
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>>158921381
not having 3 second reaction times and knowing where they keep everything.
Inventory management is important dude don't slack.
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>>158921381
Some people have macros. Other people have trained their reflexes. Most people just put vital items in easily-accessible slots and don't stream porn in 4K when they play spessmen.
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>>158921481
Only some.
>ywn have a qt slime doc treat your declone damage
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>>158921704
>ywn try to rescue your Gray friend from a vicious slimeperson attack and accidentally kill them both
>>
my prediction for the current spicy ban request thread
>both traders get job banned
>IAA gets a one week job ban
>Neutral Kom gets a 3 day server ban for note history
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>>158921810
Slime people are not hostile, they are friendly science lovers. Why would they ever do such a thing?
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>>158921960
Why is neutral in his name? He's always a pest no matter what.
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>>158921960
I don't even think he has any notes, for some reason I've noticed admins not giving notes to shitters lately.
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>>158921704
>ywn be a kawaii slime owned by a qt waifu
>ywn glomp her enemies to protect her innocence
>ywn be there to keep her warm and comfort her on those cold and lonely space nights
>ywn be locked in a closet and sneakily fed monkeys in dark hallways as security and the AI crack down on all xeno scum
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>>158921368
It's tangentially related.

Distinct image -> Associable dialogue -> Homonymic phrase

But mnemotechnics works fine without any relation.
Just look at the Method of Loci, crazy shit.
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>>158922018
Because all scientists are monsters and are always looking for a reason to kill you.
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>>158921960
We need to hand out more IAA bans for 'blacktiders'. There are so little people who play IAA and actually do their job, they just greytide with bridge access and scream when you try to kick them out.
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>>158916793
so what was his defense for completely trashing the mining station
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>>158920213
I wish

so fucking clingy
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>>158922117
That's because he's Pomf123's smurf
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>>158922462
I highly doubt that, if he was I'd lose quite a bit of respect for the chicken
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>>158922216
ban requester was salty, so he won't need one
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>>158922169

We need to hand out more science bans for 'whitetiders'. There are so little people who play science and actually do their job, they just whitetide with guns and scream when you try to take them.
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>>158922545
what? nigga just straight fucked mining processing as a non-antag >>158903991
>>
>guy making the ban request mentions 3 times that he used a cleaver exactly once as self-defense
>YEAH BUT YOU KEEP ON FORGETTING TO ADD THAT YOU HACKED US WITH A CLEAVER
This ban request is a car crash in slow motion.
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>>158922661
If you can tell me some players who actually just do that and don't science even remotely go ahead, but just look at Kurt Jacobs for quality IAA playing.
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>>158906249
One was Neutral whatever ans the other ones name started with Cihi I believe
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>>158922739
Also
>attempted to disarm him so that we could cuff and subdue him but he pulled out a cleaver and literally fractured my skull.
>15 damage once
>literally fractured my skull.
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>>158922820
>kurt jacobs
>quality IAA
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>>158922949
that's the joke.
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>>158922820
Kurt pretty much stopped after the thread shat on him for being retarded.
The problem is that you literally HAVE to do some research to get the guns you'll fuck off with in science.
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>>158922907
He was fine afterwards so I have no fucking clue what he was talking about.
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>>158922949
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>>158922991
Well that's what you get for showing people in the discord your mushroom-tipped gross dick.
>>
Guys I'm playing Cookie Clicker and have 9 legacy levels, should I ascend as soon as I can afford the dragon egg or save up for something else?
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>>158922693
You actually read this thing?
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3206#p16326
The ban requester repeattedly bitches about having their gimmick ruined, cusses out the vox, and uses CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Across 5 of the 13 posts, no less.

>nigga just straight fucked mining processing as a non-antag
With a ban request like that, those vox could have gotten away with non-antag murder.
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>>158923068
ew he did that? what a fucking loser
>>
>tfw you get cloned but some shitter immediately dumps you in the trash chute
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>>158923098
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?
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>>158923098
No one cares killette.
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>>158923112
>repeatedly jokes about having their gimmick ruined
It's a joke, anon.
>cusses out the vox, and uses CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
I didn't have time to reach the italics button but like using emphasis in text, I'm sorry
I can't testify for shit that I don't know the details about, else I'd do the mining processing thing.
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>>158923157
I'm really fucking tired
>>158923165
Never call me killette again
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>>158923112
a poor ban request does not make an innocent crime neutral.
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>>158923112
Two wrongs don't make a right anon, didn't your parents teach you that?
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>>158923231
Killete would autistically play those idle-clicker games and as much as you can powergame them, he did just that. Don't become like him anon, you deserve better than being a man who lies about his sexual endeavours on the internet for attention.
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>>158923365
>playing cookie clicker will literally make you into killette
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>>158923231
>still unironically playing cookieclicker
k y s
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>>158923474
- said on a 4chan general for a decade+ old BYOND game
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>>158923576
Touche
>>
HELP: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): please kill all powergaming valid hunters - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
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So lemme get this straight:

>2Vox and 3Vox steal shit from the station and be all around niggers
>Now it's 4Vox too because an IAA is deciding to be a greytide fuckwit
>Meanwhile 1Vox is actually on the trading shuttle and trading with people
>4Vox gets hurt on outpost for whatever reason, 2Vox and 3Vox demand the shuttle come and get him
>1Vox insults them but later comes anyway
>2Vox 3Vox and 4Vox kill 1Vox

And a different round:
>2Vox is a complete nigger and breaks into mining and fucks it up.

Anything I'm missing?
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>>158924040
yeah, 2vox has hollow bones and got a fractured skull from one 15force blow, or so he claims, otherwise that'd be lying in a ban request
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>>158922117
if that shitter isn't gettting any notes then someone is asleep at the wheel
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>>158924040
>>Vox is a complete nigger and breaks into mining and fucks it up.
What else is new
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>>158923210
I was one of the miners, I'll explain what happened.

I go to the roid and I see a trader welding his way into the room with the hardsuits in it. I told him to cut it out and explain what was happening. Shortly after, his buddy crawls in. They told me that their ship crashed. I then told them that that was no excuse to fuck up our station. I told them that they needed to stop fucking up our station and leave. I even went to open up the shuttle doors for them. Instead of entering, one started smashing a nitrogen canister, and the other started trying to fuck with our air monitor. The air monitor one got shocked, then when he got up he started disassembling our computers for "money to pay for the medical bill". I said enough is enough and told them to leave once more. They complied this time, and I rallied them onto the shuttle. Told them that once we landed, they would stay on the shuttle while I got the situation cleared up with my superiors. Instead, they decided to break the shuttle windows and try to escape into maint by breaking a station window. I followed them, and one of them got ZAS'd. The other was telling me that his friend badly needed help. I told him I'd bring him to the medbay. I went through an area affected by the window that they broke, and shit ran into me and hurt me some. I was done with their shit after that, so I grabbed the axe I had from earlier and chopped him into chicken nuggets. His buddy (which I told to stay where he was) came over and saw me doing it through a window. He got pissed and tried to blame us Cargonians as the real bad guys, then he sperged out and started breaking windows and fucking up cargo. That was the last I heard of him until the escape shuttle.
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>>158924040
sounds about right.
it's hard to determine wether it was proper escalation when it's a he said she said ban request
it's quite clear they were shit traders though
>>
>be warden
>set up portable barriers in brig
>it only takes one butthurt antag mashing dat F1 key and whining ISN'T THIS LIKE THE DEFINITION OF POWERGAMING and you get a mean note without even a bwoink about it
scary to think about....
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>>158924348
setting up barriers during codegreen is pretty powergay dont even pretend
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>>158924348 >>158924559
What else can the warden do with their time?

Adhering your eyes to the cameras like a second AI screws antags over worse.
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>>158924559
you're telling me fortifying brig as warden deserves a note?
the barriers are probably the least effective improvement you can do to brig anyways
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>>158924607
>implying
camera ui is fucking terrible, you never get anything done because of the way it resets all the way to the top
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>>158924607
Grow carrots so you can upgrade all the hallway and near-maint cameras.
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>be antag
>break into armory
>some metagaming faggot put a barrier INSIDE of the fucking airlock
>dont ahelp it
>wardens continues to do shit like this and cry about their notes
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Guys how do I get a qt vox gf
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Ziigzu is a good bird
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>>158924849
Vox like to be complimented on their talons
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>>158924735
nice bait
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>>158924849
She's mine, fuck off.
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>>158924849
1.Wait for the trade shuttle to arrive.
2. Stun and cuff the first birb to leave. More likely than not, you'll have caught a shitter.
3. Drag your (undoubtedly male) birbslave to medbay for gender reassignment.
4. Bring them to the bar and forcefeed them asspies until they're incapable of operating by themselves.
5. Enjoy!
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>>158924890
ziigzuu ur loud and a tider
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>>158924963
>defending putting barriers inside of fucking airlocks
>>
>apprentice
>wizard slays the first man he comes across, setting an example
>either i murderbone and ruin all these people's rounds or fail miserably and be seen as unrobust and failwizard
what do you do here anons
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12411
hey guys I know you hate IAA but give some thoughts
>>
>don't fall for some retard's blatant voicechanger abuse
>literally banned using something else as excuse
scary to think about..............

HELP: Lavoss/(Dandy Greenwood): yo, I think someone got murderer for having a raincoat - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
PM: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin)->AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando/(Lukas Quirin): Did you kill Fay Ellione?
PM: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin)->AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando/(Lukas Quirin): Why?
PM: AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando/(Lukas Quirin)->Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin): she was wearing a raincoat, a fireaxe and a voice changer
MOD: Skowron/(Chick-Fil-A) : >voice changer
MOD: Skowron/(Chick-Fil-A) : how can you recognize a voice changer
PM: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin)->AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando/(Lukas Quirin): How did you know it was a voice changer?
PM: AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando/(Lukas Quirin)->Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin): because there was no patrick bateman on the crew manifest
MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : oh boy
MOD: Skowron/(Chick-Fil-A) : thats some sketchy logic, I don't buy it
MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : another manifest checking powergaming valid hunter
MOD: Skowron/(Chick-Fil-A) : meta
MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : What punishment, if any, does this fit?
PM: AnacondaWarriorSuperCommando/(Lukas Quirin)->Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin): did i mention she had a third fireaxe
mrpain666 has banned anacondawarriorsupercommando. Reason: Meta gaming. Killed a guy simply for having a raincoat.
ADMIN: MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : ohh
ADMIN: MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : lets check his history
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>>158925049
Aim to maim
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>>158925057
>be geneticist
>change my identity to patrick bateman
>get killed by some metafaggot
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>>158925049
Murderbone in as entertaining a manner as possible. Firebomb the AME and buzz the brig with magic missiles. Harvest botany's crops for them and animate them all.
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>>158925124
you can't even change your identity to a specific name as geneticist like that dumbass
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>>158925052
This is a waste of TC since it relies on someone ripping it off the wall, which nobody will do once they realize it's possibly a bomb.
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>>158925201
yes you can, there are genetic discs that do that very thing. You can find one on derelict for example you piece of shit
>>
>>158925057
Having a raincoat IS pretty suspicious when you're in space. Either you're an artist and thus NEED to be bullied or you're going to be spilling an enormous amount of bodily fluids.
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>>158925218
I have seen many get torn down, and that's like saying janitor sign bombs are a waste of TC because noone will go near any once they realize it's possibly a bomb
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>>158925228
wowe zowie you sure got me anon, you can actually change your name to "patrick bateman" as a geneticist, as long as you spell "patrick bateman" as "God-Emperor Of Mankind" and no other possible arrangement of letters
>>
>tfw you are an upstanding trader and sure to survive the impending trader shoa
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>>158907530
Solo captain with just an AI on NT Default vs cult. Won.
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>>158925057
>some memelord is toting a fireaxe around and is not on the manifest
>this is very suspicious, so search them. don't want any newcops on board you know
>oh look they had a blatant agent ID
LITERAL
M E T A G A M I N G
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>>158925516
>M-m-muh manifest

you are the worst kind of player
>>
>>158925678
You know that's the literal purpose of a manifest, right?
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>>158925678
>we've got a document that clearly says who's supposed to be on this station, what they do, and any important facts about them
>there's somebody who is not on the manifest, and there wasn't an announcement from Centcom about their arrival
>lol who gives a shit they're probably good
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>>158925052
Coldcola, set it to 2Tc

It only works against a few people
(not many people remove posters)
It outs the IAA as an antag
It's a very small explosion
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>>158925246
You can make them with plastic my dude. I'm sure there are weirder things to be worn.
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>>158925057
my problem here is not the ban, it's the dishonest ban reason
they didn't kill someone 'simply for having a raincoat'
they killed someone because they seemed to be using a voice changer and agent ID, and were wearing a raincoat on top of that
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>>158925850
oh boy oh boy oh boy
a shit ban by mrpain (AGAIN)
I wonder if he'll ragequit (AGAIN) when he gets called out on it (AGAIN)
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>>158925057
>Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : another manifest checking powergaming valid hunter
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>>15890753
Got away with killing my target in cold blood in the middle of a busy hallway. Knocked him down and carved him a new face with my esword. Shitcurity came after me after that, and I got into a fight with a harmbatoning lad. I managed to knock him down and grab his baton, which I swiftly started smacking him with a few times before diving into research. When I got there, I decapitated my target, stuffed his body into a locker, then shedded my outerwear and put my ID back on. Walked back out into the hallway and heard the shitcurity officer I fought describe what happened to the rest of security, describing me as wearing a ghetto space suit and mask as I casually walked down the hall, holding the very items he was talking about. I never got caught.

Not really as impressive some other things here, but I only started recently.
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>>158925057
This is super gay. Even if the ban reason itself wasn't super gay, the way they play off of each other in the mod chat is disgusting.

>yet another powergaming shitter to get my banvalids over!
>good one fellow admin, be sure to slam them with the worst possible offense! nice going!
>*both masturbating furiously*
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>>158926252
and pain literally getting giddy about checking his history to see if he could extend the ban
>>
GO GET EM SAWBONER
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>>158925057
>killing someone with antag items is now metagaming
>>
>>158925057
this ban isn't on the current list
how long ago was it
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>>158926351
>raincoat
>fireaxe
>antag items
wew lad
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>>158926624
>conveniently ignores voicechanger + agent ID
hmmmmm
>>
>>158926624
>guy running around in murderboner gear
>person actually takes time to check the crew manifest for probable cause before collecting valids
>still catches a ban

This is not how we should encourage people to not be validhunting turbofucks
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>>158926624
>voice changer
>agent ID
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>>158925810
I originally had it that low, similar to the janitor sign, but I felt like having this be closer to a welderbomb means it should have a higher cost.
the janitor sign rarely breaches iirc?
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>>158926658
>>158926679
>>158926683
>implying you can prove its a voicechanger
>>
Remove Pain
Remove Cluster
Boom, serb fixed
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>>158926714
>lol your character can't recognize what a voice changer is
Fuck off to bay.
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>>158926759
>voice changers disguise as normal masks
>only way to know what it is is to strip him, make him talk while its on/equip it yourself and change it
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>>158926714
>>158926803
>only way to know what it is is to strip him, make him talk while its on/equip it yourself and change it

Gee wiz it's like you solved your own shitpost
>>
>>158926775
Meant to quote
>>158926714

>>158926803
>patrick bateman suddenly sounds like someone else after their mask is off
hmmm
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>>158926835
>KILL HIM HIS VOICE MATCHES HIS ID!!!!1111111111
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>>158926709
>similar to the janitor sign
But people *like* messing with the janitor.

>>158926486
Not in the forums either.
Because it's fake.
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>>158926890
Are you literally retarded or just trolling

Even if he refuses to talk you should always unmask criminals you arrest. If someone is running around with someone else's ID and a gas mask on that's suspicious as fuck and makes it reasonable to test their items to make sure they're not contraband.
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>>158926965
>a gas mask on that's suspicious as fuck and makes it reasonable to test their items to make sure they're not contrab
not during code green faggot
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>>158926919
as far as I've noticed, people like to shit on the IAA as well.
>>
>>158926995
CODE GREEN JUST MEANS YOU CAN'T MAKE RANDOM SEARCHES
YOU'RE STILL FULLY LIABLE TO BEING SEARCHED IF YOU'RE ACTING SUSPICIOUS
HOLY FUCK HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL BE THIS DUMB AFTER YEARS UPON YEARS OF SPACE LAW ALWAYS BEING EXACTLY THE SAME
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>>158926709
Janny sign frequently breaches, if not guaranteed.
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>>158926995
they had a fireaxe, which is more than enough reason to search on code green
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>>158926995
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>>158927085
>wear firefighter gear
>have fireaxe
>hop changed my title to firefighter
>get killed
EBIN
EBIN
EBIN
>>
>>158926486
>>158926919
it's a ban from february lol
>>
>>158925057
>ban from who knows when regarding kolith
gee I wonder who could be behind this post
>>
>>158927152
>get searched
>literally die
the dindu has strong allergies
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>>158927152
>wear a raincoat when it's dry as a bone outside
>carry multiple fire axes
>have a fake ID
>don't appear on the crew manifest at all
MAN WHY DO THESE PEOPLE THINK I'M SOME SORT OF INSANE AXE-WIELDING STOWAWAY I'M JUST EXPRESSING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS
>>
>>158927152
>Wear raincoat
>Have fireaxe
>Have no ID
>Get killed
>Ahelp: "oh look another manifest checking powergaming valid hunter, ban this man"
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>>158927261
>ctrl+f kolith
>1 out of 1 match
What the fuck are you talking about
>>
>post something that no one should care about because it was from almost a year ago
>everyone loses their shit
t. kolith
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>>158927613
both of those admins are still just as faggy now though

hell, maybe moreso
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>>158927613
I don't understand how the fuck do you get to kolith
What the fuck does kolith have to do with anything
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>>158927427
>Did you kill Fay Ellione?
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Goodnight, /ss13g/
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>>158927261
>>158927613
>post shitty ban
>people think I'm an admin
huh......
really...... makes me................ scratch my head.........................
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>>158927881
Who?
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Anybody have a picture similar to this one?
One like it was posted in thread not too long ago but I can't find it in archives.
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>>158925057
>cross-referencing what you hear over the radio with something readily available on every PDA on the station is metagaming
really bangs my gong and gets it on
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Which waifus are dtf somewhere like Eros
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>>158927917
really gets the neurons flowing
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[21:31:31]ADMIN: PM: Scavengerquack/(Vitechich)->Intigracy/(Sandra Drack): I tried to make an account on the site but it's not working, most of the things this guy says in this post is total lies, he said he would kill us and took the shuttle and siad we would all die there just for having station crew members load soda vending things on our station
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>>158928083
Literally all of them with anyone, they have dicks though so watch out for that
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>>158927993
Kolith.

>>158928013
You mean without the circles?
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>>158928225
E-even me?
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>>158928278
ESPECIALLY you
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>>158928278
Especially you, Dread
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>>158928227
Thank you very much
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Are there any Gray, Plasman, or Diona statics worth naming?
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>>158928175
>trader tells me he's stealing things
>tell him to stop stealing or i'll kill him, it's bad for business and public image
>never even follow up on my empty threat
>"e-escalation! i-it was escalation!"
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>>158928458
Sir Moonshine Tree!
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>>158928458
no it's all meme birds who get to greytide because of their lore page on another server's wiki and drag queens that will ahelp you if you don't let them win
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>>158928469
whether or not it is deemed 'justifiable escalation', they are all going to get job bans
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>>158928882
>>158928820
the final blow was dealt
logs were posted
lying about not being able to register on a fucking phbb board
its ogre for these birbs, they're lucky to just get job bans
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>>158929061
>lying in a ban appeal
perma when
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>>158907530
Soloed a horror ling in the escape shuttle and won.
>>
if you play assistant, you dont deserve to be rolled as an antagonist
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>>158929813
Implying greytide implant isn't worth
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>>158929813
As HoS I got graytide implanted.

It's the best fucking traitor item in the game.
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>inject myself with a syringe labelled POWERS
>become a girl
I was duped.
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>>158930146
Oh, now I get it.
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>want to play and have comfy round
>remember it's Halloween and there's going to be shitty events all day
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>smash lights to make it spoopy but mommi keeps fixing em
>shardmeme and leave z-level to avoid poison
>bring a slime to escape to wreck some nerds
>slime memes me and I bleed out before I reach a pod
aw.
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>shuttle on its way
>already have a nice supply of useful pills in medbay
>literally one person comes in for help the entire round
>they left before I even brought them their pill
>some guy comes up and tells me some asshole died in atmos
>didn't drag him to medbay though
>xeno's and shit have been about, so he wants to travel in pairs
>lelokaywhynot.jpg
>get parapenned and decapitated
>HoS is asking if everybody is at escape
>tfw nobody notices I was missing
Well played man.
That was my one shitter mistake all day
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>>158928489
Is a shitter
Fucking Russians
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You've escaped at least one meteor storm round on the shuttle, right anon?
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>>158932181
>escape
>all your friends died tryin to get in the shuttle
>even who saved your from death itself
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>>158932181
Yeah a couple of times
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>>158932181
>only meteor round I've played
>out scavenging supplies for our shield base
>decided to try and grab one more thing before heading back as the explosions got closer
>tfw took a large fiery rock up my ass through a wall
>tfw everyone bitched about how slow I was for a few minutes
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>>158932181
Closest thing I ever did was dwarf fortress rounds and exploring the remains of the busted station, fun shit.
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>>158932181
For some reason I'm unhappy when I see Reica's name.
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>>158930338
Wanted to pen you into my SAW-esque atmos setup. Unfortunately the shard saw that plan end prematurely.
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>>158934238
I was really bored that round. I literally did nothing but make some pills and sit around while that shitter xeno every now and then tried to kill me. I would have loved even a minimum effort gimmick, so too bad the shard exploded.
Did that xeno even hurt anyone?
>>
merry christmas, spessmen
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>>158932181
>engineers try to build a shield generator in the bar
>it gets destroyed
>manage to make it to the core with 4 or 5 other guys
>get hit on the edge of an explosion in the core
>can't get up, no hardsuit
>they drag me to the shuttle between craters on the hill
>they accidently drop me, and then they all get gibbed by a meteor
>I'm passing out maybe 10 paces from the shuttle door
>I'm sorry friends, I couldn't make it
>get pushed into the shuttle by ghost friends
>make it as the only body on the shuttle
>died on the way to centcomm
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>>158934817
>pushed into the shuttle by ghost friends
hol up, ghosts can push?
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>>158934950
Nah, it was admins, but that's what they were going for.
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>>158934601
Fucked if I know, just gave me a good reason to isolate you. Really lucky too, because if you had made it to escape, the warden would've probably come with us.
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>>158933510
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>>158933510
me too but I also get a little aroused
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>you will never marry Reica
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>>158939064
You can
You just have to kill batman
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>>158939064
That's a good thing though, why would you play to marry a guy pretending to be a girl whose also a dreaded asshole.
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>>158939529
>not letting the fat hairy unwanted kissless virgin fall for the father figure lacking numale fuccboi named bill
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>>158940127
some nice opinions right there
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>>158940472
More like facts.
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>>158940127
>not letting the buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword fall for the buzzword buzzword lacking buzzword named bill
how does it feel to be a meme loving fuck?
>>
What's the threads opinion on the pneumatic cannon nerf?
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12407
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>>158940127
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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>>158918359
Inflatable walls/doors from bay
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>>158930286
Au contraire, special days guarantee no interaction with the army of men dead inside that is the adminbus, because it would be fun.

Happened last Halloween, christmas, thanksgiving, easter...
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>>158941602
It's fine.
>>
Newbie here.

Where/how do you get access to the pirate ship?
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>>158945450
Isn't that a vault?

If so, it's got random placement. If it even spawned for the round.
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>>158945701
the ship predates vaults by years, it's always on the same z-level but good luck finding it in the first place
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>>158930286
>shitty events all day
The admins are out having fun with friends
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>>158924348
There's no way this happened, I block off most maint entrances to the brig every time I play warden
Fuck the greyshit who was mad he couldn't nonantag loot the armory
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>>158924735
>blocking off the armory during code green is bad
>when having guns on code green is also bad
Fuck off shitter should have entered through perma
>>
in looking at chrome books right now.

Could I play spess on them?
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>>158946123
Heavily doubt it.
I have one, they're nice and light and convenient but only for internet browsing and therefore all of Google's shit. Mainly use it for docs as I do a lot of writing.
It can't run most things otherwise.
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What did xhe mean by this?
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There were only three people at the start of that round.
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Why is it always clowns that summon horrors?
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>>158946453
Cute boy, just like pic related
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>>158946453
HAS
>>
Reminder that the RD is ALWAYS a traitor or at least some kind of antagonist
>>
Give me three reasons I should go back to coding to this once great community.
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>>158946962
Penis
Wang
Dong
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>>158946962
You shouldn't
You should do something productive instead, or at least code for a server that isn't completely byond redemption
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>>158946453
>tfw i missed this

why live?
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>>158946962
scootaloos are coming soon
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Is xenoarch ever fun?

Is xenoarch the most autistic job after atmos?

How long does it take to find large artifacts?

What are my chances of finding a cursed d20?
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>>158946950
That round's RD was an acting RD for most of it. I wish I got antag more often but I only get it once every week at most because I only have traitor on, mass kill antag isn't my style.
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>TG has pai slots on all non-sec robots
What the fuck
You people are dead to me
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>>158949478
Which means a PAI can be slotted into any robot to let them control it?

Neat, I suppose. Might be worth porting over after I finish my ghost controller overhaul.
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>>158949478
I don't see why pAIs can't be shoved at lwast into a spiderbot shell.
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>>158949267
>Is xenoarch ever fun?
Used to be.
>Is xenoarch the most autistic job after atmos?
MoMMI, then Xenobio.
>How long does it take to find large artifacts?
Large artifacts, plural? Like an hour.
>What are my chances of finding a cursed d20?
Chances by time? Better as a Miner than a Xenoarch.
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>>158949267
>d20
y tho.
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>>158945932
>There's no way this happened,
HELP: Killette2/(Honk-a-licious): is a sec barrier her roundstart the definition of powergaming? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
Rei1226/(Rick Carson) jumped to Killette2/(Honk-a-licious)
PM: Rei1226/(Rick Carson)->Killette2/(Honk-a-licious): That is pretty shitty
John Yossarian(yossarians) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 124, 100, 1
Clusterfack/(Carl Bell) jumped to Killette2/(Honk-a-licious)
MOD: Rei1226/(Rick Carson) : >hippie admin
MOD: Rei1226/(Rick Carson) : well that explains everything
Rei1226/(Rick Carson) checked antagonists.
Rei1226/(Rick Carson) has edited secretoftheshapka's notes.
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>>158949856
catbeast/cluwne fun
>>
What is this year's halloween thing?
>>
>>158924559
>>158924735
Kill yourself Killete
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>>158949594
Even mules, man
They can be a credit to nearly every department on the station
>>
Is it normal that your self hosted server has no sounds?
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>>158950725
Yeah I'll definitely look into that then after I overhaul everything related to ghost recruitment. I'm gonna make it my mission to make ghost life better in every way.
>>
>Traitor clown
>Doing traitor stuff
>Get to shuttle, decide to be a piece of shit because I have never tried it as a traitor and break the windows on the escape shuttle
>get on the shuttle maint and chat with the MMI
>Dragonbro spawns rods and kills me
>"I was aiming for the door!"

Just

Why
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>that HoP throwing about 15 flashbangs at unarmed crewmen and then fleeing because they got up before he could start egunning

too much cringe for me desu
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>>158951526
Least I enabled you and you weren't a complete ass like those other faggots.

Well, live and learn, fuck clowns, youl hack in anyways.
>>158951558
Eh, though the chap was among them, started getting the shakes, plus, most of the time it was the mime who was hit, and who gives a hoot about mimes
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>>158951407
>Host own server
>Hear a desk bell ring
>Go to check the desk
>Remind myself I'm all alone
Spooky shit happens when you don't sleep
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>>158951483
Porting features that add more ways to be brought back into a round would make ghost life better
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>>158951526
>Dragonbro spawns rods and kills me
>"I was aiming or the door"
>Look at logs
>[09:02:51]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Pete Flangers) is throwing a the Immovable Rod at Maintenance Access - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=10;Y=236;Z=2'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 10,236,2</a>

Looks like he was throwing it at the door, but it went diagonal and clusterfacked you
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>>158951741
New rule
When you request shit to be ported you need to say what the shit IS and in what server it exists
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>>158951789
>Interferring with players and using a fucking rod is okay because "It was an accident!"
>>
>>158951793 or you could read the thread
that discussion stemmed off >>158949478
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>>158951793
A better rule
When you want shit to be ported do it yourself you lazy cunt
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>>158951793
Oh yeah, because it's so difficult to figure that out
Even if that was a completely standalone statement without a comment thread preceding it, every single server has a wiki with that specific information consolidated into a handy dandy little list on the "jobs" page
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>spent most of the round cleaning up someone's plasma flood when all I wanted to do was mess with plants on the outpost
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>>158951996
Why are you so sure they aren't a lazy dick?
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>>158951741
Sure, but right now everything that recruits ghosts has their own special snowflake way of doing so. Which is a fucking nightmare for code maintenance.

Also recruitment is going to be massively streamlined, because ghosts will just add themselves to the "pool" automatically and if there are eggs/brains/whatever active they will immediately be asked or added to the list depending on configuration.

I'm also considering using FIFO when recruiting dead people from now on so it's not a RNG clusterfuck anymore. Shit sucks complete dick if you die early in the round and you can't be cloned, only to have some chucklefuck die and immediately take the xeno slot you were gunning for 10 seconds later when you were sitting there for 20 minutes.
>>
>>158952940
It would be a lot easier if ghost roles were chosen based on automatic thunderdome matches
Or the oldest and most patrician selection method, drawing names out of a hat
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>>158953513
Drawing names out of a hat is what happens right now, except new names are added to the hat as time progresses.

Imagine if ride queuing worked like that at your favorite theme park, shit sucks and it's a flawed as fuck method unless you're insanely lucky.
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>>158953865
This ain't a fucking theme park where rides end after 2 minutes those are permanent slots so rng is the fairest method
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
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>>158953865
What about a rousing game of "who can suck the admin's dick the hardest", that's skill-based, as fair as it gets
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>>158952131
It's that easy? Sweet!
Then you have no fucking excuse not to do it yourself instead of expecting every coder to look up every single thing someone makes a no-effort post requesting to get ported.
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>>158954286
Listing dozens of things is equally unlikely to get anyone to care
Being that specific when what you're talking about is that vague is the same thing as just linking the server's code repo and telling coders to just get all of it
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>>158953956
Nah fuck that. Even if it's a "permanent" slot, the fact that this scenario is possible means RNG is shit:

You start as observer because you feel like playing something different for a while like a borer or some shit.

Before anyone gets their shit together and an egg is hatched, a xeno round starts. OH BOY.

You wait and after 15 minutes get signed up for xeno together with chucklefuck who died literally 10 seconds ago. Chucklefuck gets the slot, and promptly dies to security because he's a mouthbreathing retard. RNG gives him the next chestburster too, rinse and repeat indefinitely.

Fair my fucking ass.

I'm also considering to have a slight amount of RNG between the people who have been in the queue the longest (barring huge differences like the aforementioned example), and to keep track of their number of respawns. So if person X keeps dieing over and over, they get placed further down the spawn queue so other people get to have a go. I think that's the best way to go over either straight up queuefest and pure RNG.
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>>158954489
>Hey port this [link to thing]
>literally the same as "hey steal all of bay"
But that's wrong you fucking tard
>>
>>158952940158953865
Not 158953513/158953956, but here's my to two cents.
Do a weighted queue.

Say, successive 70% chance to each person.
So, 70% chance to 1st, 21% to 2nd, 6.3% to 3rd, 1.89% to 4th...
100% chance to the last person, if you even reach them.
>>
>>158954525
>You start as observer because you feel like playing something different for a while like a borer or some shit.

>observers getting literally ANYTHING first

nah it should be reserved for people who died so they can get back into the game since they actually made the decision to play
>>
>>158954637
>linking a post from after the heat death of the universe
>>
>>158954637
... >>158952940 & >>158953865
>>
>>158954587
But we're not talking about a single thing
The specific request that made you this assblasted was "ways to get back into the round", which isn't exactly as simple and easy to package as "this item the mime has that does this"
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>>158954784
>Hey port this [link to thing] and maybe this [link to thing] this could be neat [link to thing]
>literally the same as "steal all of bay and goon"
Still not seeing
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>>158954784
He was insinuating I port the PAI slotting shit, you idiot. If you read the convo you would've deduced that.
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>>158954873
TG's opportunities for ghosts include both the entire clockwork cult and massive reforms to the way mining works, really not that simple

>>158954909
I know that, but he's still arguing about it, so we might as well continue
>>
>>158954716
Post rate is proportional to site traffic is proportional to population.
Shit posting will be on the rise during the Age of Stars.
>>
>>158955171
What if aliens have found /v/ and are already shitposting us?
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>>158955131
But nobody requested either clockwork cult or lavaland to get ported.
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>>158955215
They stick to /pol/
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>>158955215
we have better things to do you pigman shitter
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>>158955290
Well adding clockwork cult or lavaland roles without adding the clockwork cult or lavaland would be fucking retarded
That would be like having atmos techs with no atmos system, or a medbay without crippling incompetency, it just doesn't make any sense
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>>158955612
So what the fuck are we arguing about anyways
>>
>>158955612
>Well adding clockwork cult or lavaland roles without adding the clockwork cult or lavaland would be fucking retarded
But nobody requested either clockwork cult roles or lavaland roles get ported.
>>
If I use black slime as a non-antag, am I allowed to kill people?
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>>158955871
No you dumb faggot
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>>158955871
If I reach the bomb cap as a non-antag, am I allowed to kill people?
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>>158955719
Both of those things include ways to get back into the round, which is what this retarded argument is about
>>
If I use a plasma flood as a non-antag, am I allowed to kill people?
>>
>>158956116
No, the retarded argument was about people requesting shit to be ported without adding any info about the thing they want ported
>>
>>158956116
Just shut up, faggot.
>>
>If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
>If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
>If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
>If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.
If you have ever been wronged by a vox trader, air your grievances in this thread.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=16353#p16353


Kilozombie is trying to get all the shitty vox traders job banned and he needs (you)r help
The shoa is coming, but only if we each do our part

please link this in the op of the next thread
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>>158956116
>which is what this retarded argument is about
It's one or twos dude trying to flame.
Judging by punctuation, it might have been all (You).

The *only* requested port was:
>TG has pai slots on all non-sec robots
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>>158956167
Except "the thing" isn't a thing, it's a large and not easily pinned down series of features

>>158956269
And yet that faggot didn't understand that and decided to start an argument anyway
>>
>>158955871
No, we talked about this 13 hours ago already.
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>>158949912
>i've been noted down by rei
lmao
>>
>>158956212
>kilozombie wants all vox to play just like him
Chikiwek complains about vox all the time, and really has no right to. Traders can be shitters like anyone else in the crew, but the difference is they can be killed without warning for being a shitter.

Just ban those two shitters for non-antag murder, but don't jobban.
>>
>>158956212
Neutral Kom and the Cihi guy (not Chikiwek, he's amazing) trashed mining and cargo so hard yesterday that mining had to stop, which also fucked over science, as they depended on our minerals.
>>
>its a librarian posts newscasts that no one reads round
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>>158956745
neutral kom is clearly massively underage, 6 year permaban when?
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>>158956212
the problem is that the shitty vox traders mostly randomname
it's hard to pull logs to back up grievances
>>
>>158949912
>>158956623
What was the date for this?
It's not showing on my notes.
answer me shitposter
>>
>>158956863

I try to keep up with them, especially as security

Sometimes they give me leads on where to deploy officers and detectives

Keep reporting.
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>>158956713
I guess maybe I'm going overboard on the 'play trader correctly' front-- everyone playing like me would be really shitty. You're right
But I do think that just flat out stealing from the station and demolishing things with the cover that "i'm a vox trader so it's allowed lol" is pure shittery and should get you jobbanned as much as any other job.
>>
>>158956713
>>158957356

it's one thing to not sell anything, and use trader for the hardsuit and nifty base
it's another thing to use it as a greenlight to be absolute shit, every single round
that's a violation of server rule #1
BANBANBANBAN
>>
>>158957785
Yeah, this is correct. I don't mind if people hang out on the outpost, deck it out, fuck around and have a great time. You can even head onto the station and do whatever, so long as you're not greytiding or thinking yourself a member of the crew. However, the moment you start stealing from the crew or breaking the mining outpost, you forfeit the shuttle and don't deserve forgiveness.
>>
SUPER POWERGAMING PROTIP:
Name yourself "floor" as a borg
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>solarious gets forumbanned but morena aka bill doesn't

why? morena is way worse, always posting their stupid opinions in shit that doesn't involve them
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>>158957356
Chikiwek, banning shitty traders who don't do their job wouldn't exactly make everyone play it exactly like you. The difference between you and other traders who actually do trade is that you're very creative with your trading, and you often do fun gimmick that people enjoy. Being a merchant who just sells normal shit is kinda boring, but if they apply creative effort like you do, it becomes not boring. What I believe will happen after the Vox purge is that we'll see more boring merchants, and maybe a few more folks like you, which isn't bad.
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>>158958315
>Looking at the bottom of the screen to see if you're actually clicking the person

how fucking unrobust do you have to be
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>>158958347
>tfw every time I post on the forums BILL is mean to me
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>>158958403
>creative
but he does literally the same thing every round.
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>>158958347
>in shit that doesn't involve them

are we talking ban requests or just general community stuff

because the former is kinda stupid of them to do, but the latter, I mean, come the fuck on, that's half the reason we have the forums in the first place
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>>158958403
Tahki and Skreel are nice traders. There was a guy who played off and on a few weeks ago who wanted to deck out the Deffiency outpost for maximum comfy who I liked. Can't think of too many other statics off the top of my head
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We need a new thread.
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>>158958545
Not really. When I hang around the Vox shuttle when he's in, I usually see different stuff. One time he was making people into Frankenstein monsters, one time he made a cozy Christmas shuttle, stuff like that. The pumpkin pie cook off that he had with that skeleton chef was also pretty enjoyable to watch.
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>>158958745
I'll make it
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>>158958768
cozy christmas shuttle was admin bus
and i'm fairly certain frankenstein monsters was me
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>>158958545
>>158958768
I'm also moving for the trader expansion PR thing so that there's a lot more variety for traders-- right now it's actually very hard to keep coming up with gimmicks, so I don't play too often or just do bakery
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>>158958894
Really? My mistake. He still does fun gimmicks every now and then, though. He makes the game more enjoyable, which is what players should strive for.
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>>158959056
>which is what players should strive for.
Players should strive for enjoying the game.
Making the game more enjoyable is kosher.
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>>158959768
I meant more along the lines of trader. While the trader should be enjoying it, they really only exist to make the game more interesting for others. Playing trader is basically summed up by "take shit from the outpost and sell it for a nearly useless currency or potentially useful non-currency" goods.
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>>158951793
Good rule, thanks bill
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>>158961054
We are porting cash pay for vending machines finally, rejoice
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