/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

vox are cute

>that salty retard got 2 days for destroying near enough the entire station

Must've cost alot of pomfcoins

>>158767025
no

>>158767025
bats are cute

>first the meme was moving to TGcode
>the next meme was moving to Polariscode
>the new meme is moving to Gooncode
>our coders are trying to kill the roid and miners and force their visions on our server

amazing

why can't we just steal features we want instead of this 'LMAO LETS JUST MOVE CODEBASES HAHA'
not to mention all the faggots going 'LMAO WE NEED MORE ANTAGS/LESS RP' or 'wah i want more forced RP', when the fuck did hippie and bay

decide to invade simultaneously

like, has every /vg/ original just been replaced by hippie faggots and baybies who don't know what makes /vg/ great, whats with all the fags

wanting to change how shit works around here big-time
this is fucking cancer and we need a return to a community that let you actually do what you fucking wanted instead of a divided one with

one side screaming for the others heads just because they play the game differently
what im saying is
make /vg/station great again when? remove hippie and bay when? BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE OTHER SERVERS PAY FOR IT WHEN? REMOVE PJB SONIX AND

CLUSTER WHEN?

W H E N

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6th for unban plz

Reminder that the coders that want features removed DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CURRENT FEATURES ARE.

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nth for XENOBIO FUN TIMES

Mad greentexts?

>roundstart push the clown and fart on him
>take his gloves off
>minutes laters he scrubgloves me and starts to put a screwdriver in my brain, breaking my head
>i manage to escape
>i kill him later
>i leave his body in a locker next to cryo, in the middle of everything so eventually it would be opened
>admin bwoinks me: what the fuck are you doing?
>explain myself
>admin: take him out of the fucking locker for fucks sake
>try to revive him and fail
>spend the rest of the round scared of bwoinks

Now here is the best part

>clown was a ling
>he got "Extra genomes" for the trouble
>i got a bwoink for killing an antag that tried to kill me

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10A9BMxkpHzBdcepMN3-K0UmoOnref0hQ179W8gxvokA/edit#heading=h.fmi8qtnja880

Don't be a moron, read the 7 ways coders want to completely destroy your favourite server and turn it into shitty forced interactions goonbay!

>>158767182
>denkouZ

RIP you brilliant neckbeard

you tried to kill waifuposting and paid the price, a savior unappreciated

>>158767243
Any proof?

>>158767162
>why can't we just steal features we want instead of this 'LMAO LETS JUST MOVE CODEBASES HAHA'
Because coders don't steal features, they remove the asteroid
So the only way to get new features is to move house
How are you not getting this

What makes /vg/ great has never been the codebase, it was the playerbase

>>158767362
Was like almost a year ago
The special tab didnt exist by then i think

>>158767243
All clowns are tiders, and admins that enable clowntiders should be shot.

>guy singulooses as chaplain on cult
>blatantly lies on ahelps
>3 days

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how do I xenoarch

>>158767258
What does goon have to do with it
Also /vg/ code is literally half bay

guys is there possibility to somehow host my own server, so i can learn engineering without killing anybody?

>>158767447
And the retarded coders hate the playerbase and would rather jerk off over an empty server than enjoy a thriving server.

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>>158767563
JUST...HAND-PICK EVERYTHING

>>158767243
>be an officer
>Mai Pai is the warden
>using an ian shirt and no backpack
>ask him about it
>"but i cant rock this nice ian shirt with my armor!" or some snowflake bullshit
>whatever, guess this won't be a serious round
>take the practice laser gun
>shoot a prisoner who is being a dick
>Mai Pai shotguns me, chlorals me, strips and steals all my shit and leaves me on dorms
>spent like 30 minutes trying to get my pda back

I'm still mad

>>158767536
T H R E E
D A Y S

>>158767648
And if we used someone else's server that had their own autistic coders that add nice things in spite of their shit playerbases, we wouldn't be at the whims of our own shit coders

>>158767234
>>158767581
Is there an updated guide on xenobiology? It's pretty hard keeping track of all those changes and nothing works like I'm used to.

>>158767583
In a very literal sense, wanting to remove the entirety of asteroid and replace it solely for goons Ore Magnet thing, whilst also wanting to remove any jobs outside of the station, like Vox, xenoarch, so forth.

They literally want to scrap away our working yet slightly flawed system to just be goons miner magnet, its disgusting.

>>158767536
>>158767750
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>>158767447
i hope you're being facetious and not seriously suggesting that moving codebases is a good idea

and i know that, dipshit, did you just not read the rest of the post? but at this point the playerbase is not what makes /vg/ great, because right now, the playerbase is filled to the brim with shitheaded fucksticks who insist on trying to force out anyone who plays the game differently from them

basically, our codebase is filled with PJBs and Doobiedoos who all want to force their shit on everyone else

funny stuff to superglue?

>>158767162
>has every /vg/ original just been replaced by hippie faggots and baybies who don't know what makes /vg/ great, whats with all the fags
I was here when /vg/ first became a board and we all played on thingulos's server. spess always was, always has been and always will be shit full of shitters. That's just not optional and it's just how the game is.
Also the game has always been prone to major changes. There used to be no such thing as dismemberment, no butts, no heads, no limbs of any kind. We used to use FEA atmos that didn't fuck over everything. Medicine used to not have any overdose limits, and there was never a reason to do surgery. Space levels of pressure used to do litterally 0 damage, aka the only thing you took damage from was the cold and the air loss.
Fuck at one point we just straight up moved to baycode with no real changes for a while, for the first round admins got a ping when there was literally any combat. Space is always changing, and it always sucks but you'll get used to it.

>>158767880
They? Only PJB wants to remove the asteroid. Every other coders are against it.

>>158767880
No, they want to get rid of it to add automated drones

Goon's magnet thing is attached to their entire mining and exploration system

>>158767981
>that entire post
But that's false, Sonix, PJB both want to get rid of it, and Clusterfack has expressed support/okayness with/of it, and the problem here is cluster, who is now, if I recall correctly, in charge of the Repo, which means that PJB and Sonix, if they choose to act on their desires, have basically no obstacles to their wishes.

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>>158767727
but anon

>>158767942
disk in newcop mode

>>158767926
So what you're saying is
The playerbase and the coders are shit
So the only thing that makes /vg/ good is nothing at all
So /vg/ is not good, and has not been for a long time

>>158768167
It won't get merged overnight. Should they ever open a PR for it, it's gonna get buried under so many critics it'll never get merged.

>>158767581
>>158767856
>Take monkey, throw it in the pen
>wait
>once the old one is dead put another in
>wait some more
>slime split? Y: drag unwanted smalls to walkway of pen and spray it N: keep feeding until yes
>Pick colors you want and look at wiki chart to see paths to breed into
>Grind slimes for cores and inject them for stuff
>Have the shuttle called and never get anything you wanted
Ask Ricky stick and he will help you always.

>>158767981
PJB and Sonix I believe want them, Cluster is alright with it
>>158768027
Apologies, mighty fucking fierce flu, and my medication makes me sleepy as shit

>>158767727
can i diamond drill everything?

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>>158768174
just play it. you'll die a lot until you learn how to safely pinpoint effects and most likely get banned for briging artifacts to the station without checking for secondary effects but you'll eventually get good at it.>>158768324

>>158768207
it's a fucking 4chan server, of course it was never good.

>>158767727
I spent at least five hours doing that and never found an artifact.

>>158766942
If PBJ and Cluster remove the roid I will burn down pomfs ice cream shop

>>158768310
>PJB and Sonix I believe want them, Cluster is alright with it

I for one am dead against it. Fuck this "ss13 is based around player interaction" bullshit. It's not all black and white. The beauty of SS13 comes from the fact that all kinds of players can have fun there, even ones who hate interacting with other players.

>>158768207
pretty much

our coders went down the drain when we made nexis leave
any trace of a good playerbase went out the window with retarded events like the purge and hiring of admins like doobie

what im saying is, we need to build a wall and make hippie play for it
and then ban cluster, PJB, sonix, and any other entitled fuckstick from the repo

>>158767926
Nah anon, the loudest are those faggots, dont be that guy that sees a extremist part of a group and then thinks the entire group is just like the loud extremists, vg still has plenty of good people in it.

>>158768565
Deity you french fuck if they remove the asteroid I will make you pay somehow for not stopping them

>>158768565
Godfucking bless you then Diety, you are one of the few coders who has a single lickspittle of fucking sense, pat on the back.

Now go tell pomf about what these full on retarded niggerfaggots want to do with the server would ya, otherwise, its bye bye vg, go save the asteroid mate.

>>158768427
It used to be good, man

>>158768565
SAVE US DEITY
SAVE US FROM THE NIGHTMARE LIFE'S BECOME

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>>158768529
Go for small digsites, avoid organic digsites, scan rocks, drill non-pingy rocks and handpick pingy rocks and rocky debris until you find something.

>>158768862
How do I know it's small though?
Also, do I need to triangulate properly or do I just head out for those digsite marks?

>>158769223
There are hidden digsites too, usually near marked ones that work like a normal site, sometimes they are random hidden ones out in the open with no marked ones near it.

>>158769521
That's nice and all but doesn't really answer my questions.

>>158770242
Oh for the love of fucking god, gheto guide for xenoarch, use scanner on rocks. unless it pings like fucking mad its a small one, scan it, use the pick set till you get the correct measure or whatever, use machine, handpick whilst machine is active, check the wiki for the correct effect, pickaxe it whilst the energy web is in, tadaa, enjoy your shit fossils.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12397
Thoughts?
I think this should be a feature but should only work while you're high as fuck on painkillers

>>158767856
The *very first* thing you should do is all for a Mechanic.
Upgrading your slime grinder is convenient, it brings the speed to near instant.

Upgrading your monkey grinder is a necessity.
DO NOT GRIND ANY MONKEYS until the monkey grinder is fully upgraded.
Once it's fully upgraded, it churns out cubes one-to-one for monkeys.

>>158770613
>every chemist implants a voice-activated pacid smoke grenade into their own chest
>the clown breaks into surgery to implant his noisemaker into his groin and keeps using it by leaving the menu open
Ebin

>>158770613
It's something I've always wanted in Space, never realized it was actually there. It should have like 90% rates if sober, 40% if tramadol is in your system, 10% of oxycodone, and like decreasing percentage depending how drunk you are.

>>158767856
Open wiki page on the trees, upgrade monkey grinder with a pico manipulator for free monkeys, shove monkeys inside pens, wait for them to be dead as fuck, go inside and recycle them, when you have too many use a extinguisher and spray water on them till they die, temperature gun when you can, shove the dead slimes in the grinder, inject with specific shit for reactions.

Boom, there you go.

Reminder that every person involved with the discord fiasco should have been banned.

Reminder that DenkouZ did NOTHING WRONG.

Reminder that Discord is Cancer and our server is headed down a drain of circlejerking hippie faggots who want this server to be HIppie but with Baycode.

I think the worst part of honestly attempting to be a non-shitter clown is the crew members that you win the job draw over, that resent you for "wasting a job slot" when you decide to just draw on floor tiles instead of making the entire escape hallway filled with banana peels hidden under other shit.

>>158771587
They did a lot wrong
The discord is shit though

>>158771690
If you where the clown this round you were a little bitch
If not, what you said literally never happened

>>158770613
hear out my idea
every surgery step generates pain, you need to be under an arbitrary pain value for it to succeed
so you can do surgery on yourself without painkillers, you just need to wait a lot between every step until it stops hurting
having painkillers means you only need a few secs between steps, less if the painkiller is good
this also applies to doing surgery on other people: you CAN take painkillers and remain awake for surgery but unless you have oxycodone every doctor will tell you to fuck off and go the fuck to sleep so it doesn't take forever

>>158771587
>NOTHING WRONG
If they hadn't lied about having a recording and gotten the entire admin team to ban 13 people over proof that didn't exist, DenkouZ would still be playing. As it is, the permaban stands until the recording is shown.
Just don't fucking lie to admins like that jesus fuck

>>158771690
>Drawing on floor tiles
>Instead of being the best crewmember you can be, or going on grand adventures with the mime
It's like you hate fun

>>158771813
Good idea, but I don't think the step should fail. Maybe you pass out? That way if you refuse to sleep a doctor can just work on you and make you pass out, instead of the surgery taking forever. Also gives it a bit more 'danger' to messing up your timing on non-medicated self-surgery, you could pass out and bleed to death

>>158771805
Wasn't me, been off for about a month now, college and all that.
But like a heroin addict, I've got the itch that only doing self destructive behavior and relapsing can fix.
>>158771969
Oh, no no no. You misunderstand, I love doing space adventures and being best crew member.
Few months back I was clowning about and the captain goes braindead and promotes me for the rest of the round.
I ran a blood drive out of medbay and tricked centcomm into transferring 5000 credits station side by pretending to be a Space Nigerian Prince.
Shit was dope.

>doing telescience
>trying to get something from the armory
>didn't have the exact coordinates, tried to calculate from mind
>suddenly I teleported a paper in
>"HELP SHITCURITY IS BEATING ME"

My sides were spaced

189
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>>158772945
I think the armory is protected anyway, did you have bluespace crystals?

>>158773302
Yeah I had bluespace crystals, but they got smashed. However even after being smashed I managed to get a fuckton of stuff from the armory

Post your comfy music.
Music for both general wild ride and mobile paramedic wild ride would be appreciated.

>>158775302
Tally hall the bidding or whatever track you want from sly 2, shit is comfy as fuck, Paris and India themes are relaxing, and the Canada ones are nice too.

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>>158775302
>comfy music.

It's gotta have to either be fast paced music or dystopian/horror ambiance.

New Vegas soundtrack or bluegrass/American goth/American folk if it's sec.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yy7YLOTYEs

There is just no other way.

>>158775302
https://distortedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/how-to-behave

>>158775302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz9Y8s2EVKU

wildest of japanese rides

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>>158776219
>mfw paramedic right after a massive explosion with many injuries
https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

why do meds never put me in cryo when i'm dying?

>>158778695
Depends on what you're dying from

>>158778695
Personally I like fixing people up without resorting to the magic heal tube when possible.

Serb?

dead serb,

Another shadowban shoah

how do i appeal a ban i got perma banned for something I didn't do?

I got banned for something retarded, is that a bug?

Kavlax fucked up and banned the entire server.
Ayy lmao.

Did I get tricked?
I was autisming and got banned.

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>tfw banned for no rasin.

Actually banned for no rasin

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>>158767856

>>158779785
>>158779724
It's just a fuck up. This happens twice every other year.

Got to wait for big chucken

>>158779846
deadmin this faggot the ban was ridiculous any way

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fuck they got me

>>158779864
Here as well, the ban is not associated with me at all.

>>158779846
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>>158779956
Were we all banned because of you?!

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>4 no rasin.

DEAD MIN KAVALAX

lel
at least I won't have to wait for a new round

>>158780010
_no_

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>>158779956
You and me both

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DEADMIN KAVLAX HE B& EVERYONE

>entire server collaborated to nonantag kill the botanist
>admins catch us

fuck

deadmin KAVALAX

How do you """"accidentally"""" ban the entire server?

Can some one post a screenshot of admin tools.

I don't have enough pomf coins to be admin today.

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OY VEY
THIS IS A TRAGEDY ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL GOY

Do we have to report our ckeys here or the admins will figure it out?

I demand a lawyer.

>tfw never been banned in the stickyban holocausts

Am I part of the master race?

>>158780372
dont need a lawyer this dumb niggers sentence is permadeadmin

>>158780205
so that's how they do chicken nuggets

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The ban that makes it all happen.

My suggestion: Everyone make a ban appeal on the forum.

I demand compensation for all banned by this mistake.

Don't make a ban appeal, it should fix in about 3 minutes on the new round.

>>158780446
No that's male privilege

>all these people that never heard of stickybans
They went rogue when Omega last got banned and it's the same deal now. Calm the fuck down and let Pomf sort it out.

>>158780462
make us all admins deadmin kavalax

>>158780459
Why should we appeal on the forums?

It's his own fault. He must fix it.

>>158780462
I want 10 pomf coins!

DON'T APPEAL ON THE FORUMS

THE ROUND IS RESTARTING AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO JOIN

So who actually killed the botanist

>>158780613
Because we can post on the forum.

Here is the template

Byond account and character name: [YOUR CKEY]

Banning admin: Kavlax

Ban reason and length: Killed the botanist for dubious reasons, would not respond to ahelps. Explain on the forums. Length is permanent.

Time ban was placed (including time zone): I really have no clue, it is far down on the ban list.

Your side of the story:
>never got bwoinked
>game crashed
>rejoin and i'm banned
>sticky ban from aeons ago

Why you think you should be unbanned: Because shit is fucked up and isn't me.

>>158780843
>>158780459

>>158780691
t. kavalax

>>158780691
nah still banned

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>tfw you ahelp the entire server, and they don't respond to the admins mass ping, and you win the round after they all get banned,

>>158780691
>connection failed
>connection failed
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
thanks for the fix ;)

>>158780856
No.

The admin knows who was the real perpetrator, and who was innocent.

Leave it to the admin.

Let him fix it all.

>>158780691
Still banned, posted the ban appeal.

>>158780856
>>158780613
>>158780459
wait until the chicken fixes it, this happens sometimes and there is no appeals needed

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>>158777317
>lets get ready for some paramedic action
>nothing happens
why live

>>158778695
because baymed gives people a false sense of elitism for not using the most effective healing device on the station.

Only the chicken can remove stickybans.

>>158781063
>both the paramedics kept trying to fuck with the botanists harmless kudzu

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How was my Mai Pai impression, HoS?

>>158780970
You're a true hero.

>>158781058
>implying they won't accidentally forget someone

>>158781173
Do you know how stickybans work?

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>>158780856
what the fuck just happened

Sorry to the borg I was fixing

>>158781065
doesnt matter got permab& because of that dang botanist and his whinny ahelps

>>158781158
If it's in the hallway it dies. thems the rules nikolas

>>158781241
Don't kill as a non antag and you wont get banned idiot.

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What a great day for spac-
>sticky

>>158781158
>kudzu
>harmless
kill yourself, kudzu is annoying and shit

D U B I O U S R E A S O N S
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ARISE CHICKEN
THE STICKYBANS HAVE RETURNED
SAVE US FROM THE STICKYBANS!

LOOK

AT THE PICTURE

>>158780446
mmmmm... tendies

>>158781239
Not really, but it couldn't hurt to do it regardless wouldn't it?

>>158781241
Sticky ban was too sticky and b& many players 4no raisin.

>>158781301
It just wanted to play!

>>158781378
It may be annoying.

But its harmless.

It can even be beneficial, if the botanist mutates stingers, and has the plant produce helpful chemicals!

>>158781063
>something happens
>greytiders takes my job and drags the injured to medbay
>just end up sitting in the batcave and helping out occasionally in medbay
What's some fun/useful things to make in the chemlab if the HoP gives me access? I've already done hyperzine and while useful, I want something more that doesn't kill me like creatine would

>>158781378
Last time I made healing kudzu a fag started to chase me with a fireaxe.

>>158781159
>Instantly disarm spamming me the moment you see me
Pretty good
You were missing the part where you cry for me to read space law even though the punishment I'm giving follows space law

>>158781507
Mindbreaker toxin smoke grenades

>>158781507
space lube

>>158781507
explosives for opening holes where you don't have access and metal foam to plug them afterward

POMF YOU COCK!

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>>158781159
he was trying to have me forceborged when sticky went rouge. for roughing up the clown and using a rando se one someone. and i guess for trading things with you?

Just spam F1 until pomf responds.

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>>158781513
>WAAAAAAHHH PEOPLE KILLED ME FOR PRODUCING BIO WEAPONS WAAAAAAAAAH

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Kavalax is an ex goon admin.

If you read the ss13 thread on something awful, they've been posting snarky comments about shutting down servers for stealing the old goon code.

Really makes you think.

>>158771953
>thirteen (13)
considering half of them were alts, and the ban was purely based on the same sort of rule that gives to permas to people who don't respond to ahelps, you need to stop with this meme.

>>158781747
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>>158781454
See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!

>>158781620
Didn't think about that one before.

>>158781625
Would a roller bed slide really fast if pushed onto space lube?

>>158781640
Wouldn't thermite be better for that? I've never used it before but it seems like it would be much less alerting than an explosion

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>THREE DAYS and a stickyban that bans half the server
>in ONE DAY

>>158781758
>BIO WEAPONS
Nah you are just a shitter who thought he found valids.

>>158781906
Yes, making thermite for a paramed actually sounds pretty smart.

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found the guy who killed the bontanist

>>158781951
To be fair, kudzu for the longest time used to only be a threat to the station.
You would choke to death or get knocked out in those things, or be lost forever in it.

It's like when some older players came back and would stomp the shit out of any borers they saw, because they used to be antag only.

>>158781938
what was the "three days" all about anyway?

>>158780282
hownu.ru

>>158781903
Did my chaplain gimmick go down well?

When playing xenoarch how do i proceed when i've gotten one small artifact but the rock still pings?
The anomaly depth is usually really high then and when i try to do it normally like the wiki says it usually breaks.

Is there any use to most of the small artifacts, specifically the spoon, alien statuette and any (non-plant) fossils?

>>158781903
Secret GANGSTER police beat me bloody, dragged me in chains from kenedy newyork airport. since then i hide in forced jobless poverty isolated, alone in this deadly niggertown old house.
dec chaplin was great

>>158781951
didn't attack you salty boy

>>158781529
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law
Assault: 6m
the clown never died, try not to be shitcurity and perma people unless the crime is actually permable kthx

P O M F
O
M
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F I X E D
I
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I T
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GO PLAY NOW

>>158782109
Loved it. Wish i could've been station side for it but i was autisming elsewhere.

>>158782070
Underrated post

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>>158781903
>>158782109
>>158782112
>tfw I missed what sounds like a great Chaplin round

>>158781747
>PublicEnemyMaiPai
>Strawberrytan
you can leave these banned

thanks inti
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12406

>>158782383
>great

It was a mess of me trying to gimmick for the first time

Then it got cut short because vox loss = SMELELELELLELELEL

>>158782082
A CHAPLAIN did a non-antag singuloose that killed multiple people when it was an unrevealed cult because he was salty at the robocop AI
CHAPLAIN
This is WAY more than 3 days, but kavlax memed and the admin in charge of the ban took it seriously

>>158782609
Ah, so that is who released it back then.

Thanks for clarifying.

>>158782609
T H R E E


D A A A A A Y S

Alright, so if xenobio turns me into a slime, do I have to go do antag things and fuck with people or can I just be the friendly station pet slime?

Are there any special rules associated with playing slime?

JUST REBOOT IT YOU CUNTS

>>158782746
generally if you get changed into a non-sapient you can do whatever you want, unless it specifically mentions that you have to listen to the person that changed you. Like with admantium golems, constructs, and borgs under asimov.

>>158782219
Some officers said that the clown died
>Implying I had enough time to validate that fact while on your shitter safari
Have you ever tried, you know, not murdering someone for slipping you?

>>158782938
I remember this one guy saying there's nothing wrong with thrall asking to be dethralled

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>>158782938
alright, thanks

>>158783072
i was a changeling, when i get antag i be the shitter everyone expects me to be

>>158780205
MODS MODS MODS

>>158783150
Shitters get the shitboot

>>158783090
and that guy is a fucking retard. Just like you can't immedietley run to security when you get rev'd or culted.

>>158782609
It was kolith, not kavlax.

any way to view admin notes

>>158784353
become an admin

>>158779887
>red slimes garbage

dude, rabid slimes, lmao

>>158784353
Ask the admins if they have any notes on you

>>158784852
They'll instantly kill a few people out of nowhere, but after that they're kind of meh.

Their devastation to getting you lynched ratio is way out of whack.
Plus, they aren't very time efficient. You could just loose your hungry slimes for similar (weaker) results.
Doesn't really help that yellow, orange, and dark purple slimes are all garbage.

If you're planing to go loud quickly (stockpiling yellow and orange, with ghetto magboots),
then chancing into red slimes is nice. Otherwise they're garbage. Not even worth looking for.

Is a man not entitled to the hugs of his waifu?

>>158787208
sure, but he isn't entitled to the succ in dorms

>>158786062
Reminder that Slime Grenades are fixed, so you can easily set up traps across the entire station and activate them all at the same time.

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>>158782609
>nevill bombchute nonantag bombs the bridge 4nr
>gets 24 FUCKING HOURS
>from buttbuddy extraordinaire zealotron
I'm still mad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_of_interest

>>158787360
Is a ling not entitled to the give his waifu the succ in dorms?

Is this a fair musical representation of what engineering does all day to provide the station power?
https://youtu.be/BVWfqOSdzs4

>>158788790
The ling isn't just entitled to it, It's the sole purpose of the ling.
Just think of all the new ways lings could isolate someone for the succ if ERP was allowed

>>158789313
no

>>158788751
When I was fairly new I threw a 100/100 potas/water grenade at a wizard, killed two people, myself, and blew a hole in the station. Wiznerd didn't die.

I only got banned for an hour :^)

>>158789463
Are you telling me they don't dance around to generate power?

Next you're gonna tell me that this isn't a good representation of what happens when a peaceful round is interrupted by antag shenanigans.
https://youtu.be/eUO9SNCBL6U

>>158779887
>Metal explodes
No, thats oil.
This image is mostly wrong and incomplete. I will make a better and correct one.

>>158786062
Xenobio antag can be very strong, with slime nades working again there is much more you can do. Yellows are ok emps, use one on sec to take out laser charge or stop borgs.

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>>158789694
>Wiznerd didn't die.
You had one fucking job

>>158790117
>I will make a better and correct one.
Please make the text easily readable. It's hard to read some of those colors

>>158781468
>sticky bans
>the nigger doing shit changes his IP and hwid and wow it's nothing
>people who have nothing to do with it get banned
Gee why do people still think ip/hardware bans work in 2kfucking16

>>158790547
srsly, DNA bans when?

>>158790547
Stickybans are an IP range, also have a lot of sekrit repo cache bullshit
AFAIK you HAVE to get a virtual machine and proxy to get past a stickyban
I mean, they've stopped Sarca

Post your thoughts on clowns no longer being able to fire pneumatic cannons.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12407

>>158791101
I think the extent to which we already gimp clowns is dumb

>>158791101
why the fuck was it a thing to begin with

>>158791193
If you can't solo a death squad with your PDA you aren't a true clown

>>158791193
only thing we should make special about clowns is the legality of beating them to a screaming pile of mush

>>158792878
Clown blood acting as space lube when?

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>>158793147
i like this idea

>>158793147
WYCI

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I need tips to reach 1GW other than more collectors. Seems that 12MW/collector is the most I can squeeze and it makes me unhappy.

Punching things with a mech feels so good

>>158793778
were you the one smashing my cock in at the end of the round?

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>>158767727
This is what I expected.

And this is what I got.

>>158793765
Is the plasma cooled?
Is the container as cool as you can make it?

>>158794037
If you get a skull and a bunch of bones you can combine them to make a skeleton display
It's useless but it's neat

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>>158794037
KEEP PLAYING

>>158794151
That's the thing, after a gas reaches -263 it just disappears from pipes so -263 is the maximum.
And yes I cooled the plasma, It wouldn't even reach 20MW if I didn't.

How to fix the roid:
>pokemon items are double the price
>research and mining shuttles are shared
>science/cargo get notified when shuttle is sent from mining back to the science department/cargo on the main station
>mining base on roid has an ATM and mining supply vending machine
>mining supply vending machine has newer, more expensive toys to encourage mining after getting your PKA
>conveyor belt system that goes from where refined mineral boxes are loaded straight to the shuttle to help lazy miners
>non-traders no longer have trade post access except for a small lobby with a trading stand similar to the trade shuttle
>quality of loot from xenoarch now matches the effort to get them (or vice versa)
>PKA upgrades available from science

Now for the bigger change to compliment the others (aside from the trading post one):
>bigass vault to the south of the roid
>randomized room layouts that lead to one room with cool as fuck loot and a really strong enemy
>walls are forcefielded like goonecode vault to prevent players from breaking in/out
>boss enemy is ranged and does burn damage or some shit
>the common enemies do melee damage and are very strong to encourage only attempting the vault after killing several goliaths
>common enemies have burn resistant skin that can be put onto hardsuits after being skinned to help with boss enemy
>new xenoarch loot that is extremely good with dealing with the dangers of the dungeon vault
The point of these changes is to make interaction with mining and science easier and more rewarding, create any reason to do xenoarch whatsoever, add a reason for a miner to stay on the roid and continue mining and fighting monsters, and also to give QM some extra spending money.

Too bad the coders would never put in this much effort to provide an actual solution to the problem at hand.

>>158793765
Run another engine at the same time, like the TEG.

>>158794574 c >>158716409

Why do people think the asteroid needs fixing?

>>158794669
But you can bug the TEG to make 1,5GW, that's not a challenge.

>>158794731
xenoarch is shit and unrewarding, miners never bother to deliver minerals after getting their gear, and there isnt much reason to even stay on the roid besides the pokemon gimmick

>>158794949
>miners never bother to deliver minerals after getting their gear
Maybe if you asked for it.

>>158768304
I still remember when some xenobio nerd tried to convince Blankstare that bluecore granade cant be countered by leporazine and got surprised, when Billy suggested that he should became test subject to prove his point.
Were it you, Stick?

>>158794694
that would just make playing miner more tedious, plus it doesn't help at all after miners have all the cash they need

ideally, miners would grab their starting gear, go to the roid, mine some, refine minerals, send minerals to where they're needed, buy toys, continue mining

what they do now is grab their starting gear, go to the roid, mine some, grab a PKA and pokemon shit, then never really get heard from again in most cases

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>mfw going through my SS13 folder

>>158795629
I have that too
Still the best borer shenanigans

>>158794574 I could think of a way to make it even better for lazy miners to drop off their ores at Science.

>>158795927
Move science to the roid?

>>158795927
What would that be?

>>158796006
That is an option.
>>158796075
Make a system of disposal tubes that eventually end up in Science.

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never forget

>become blob
>no fucking idea what to do
>remember playing it like twice 1 year ago
>tons has changed
>no idea how to force build blob tiles to expand
at least I could middle click to rally my spores to fuck a borg over

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>>158796187

>>158796313
I should have just straight up lasered you to death but I was afraid of a bwoink.

>>158795612
>delivering materials is bad
Is this... what Miners actually believe?

>>158796380
Tubes are always the answer!

>>158796406
>lasering to death over some bananas
m8

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>You will never be so upset about people making fun of your narcissistic tendencies that you make a discord to not have your fee fees hurts.

Why even live?

>>158796592
>Running around slipping people when there is a blob on the loose
>Literally only out to grief those who are either running away, fighting, or otherwise working

>mint and nutriments kudzu
Instagib nutrifatfucks

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>>158790386
Threw this together, not a full guide by any means but its a good quick reference.

>>158796715
>Gold
>Not useful

Just slime yourself and pop them, they are friendly to you.

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>>158796689

>>158796715
much better readability, thanks

>>158796420
that's not what I was saying, it's just annoying to keep going back and forth from the roid to science then back to the roid then back to science etc etc

what I suggested makes delivering minerals easy and creates a reason to continue mining and delivering resources

did you even read the original post?

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>>158796601

I'm wrong?

Pff

What about this totally unrelated thing that someone did, man isn't that shitty

Please don't notice my personality is literally two sticks holding up a piece of paper

>>158796967
uhm excuse me but everything you ever said I already covered all of that elsewhere some other time once yeah fuck off

>>158796967

Bug fixes, all my shit works fine!

Oh that dosen't work?

FUCKING CELT WHERE'S THOSE 100 BUGFIXES

HA HA HA HA

I'm afraid of being open to criticism because I never developed social skills

>>158796601
>a public discord often linked in thread and the regular discord that is supposed to be entirely about code so as to remove memes
>my feefees hurt why can't I meme them on my regular discord wahhh cluster is a cunt

>>158796715
>Black -> Usefulness: A bit
Who is your dealer, and how do I contact them?

>>158797182

Pff I don't need social skills, watch how well I program in BYOND's duct tape code

Ha, man this is a useful skill that I'm so proud of and constantly remind people

tfw my entire existence is tu quoque

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>>158797208

>Having your head so far up your own ass you can't handle someone fucking with you when you constantly fuck with them every second.

GEE, I WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME

Jk we need a coder discord where everyone agrees with me

>>158795193
Yes it was me ricky, I wasn't exactly sure on how it applied the cold effect so I was saying it to prevent him from just testing it out in the open and just killing himself for no good reason, I learned that the reaction has a much larger radius than I though and goes through walls because it killed me outside telesci by the toxins storage door and he was on the telesci pad.

>>158779887
Oh god, gimme a brick, so i can make him chew on his own teeth.
Goddamit, ask blankstare to show you some ropes, you got EVERYTHING wrong there is more uses. Most of them are harmfull, but still.

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>>158797656

Oh man are we shitting on cluster?

>I ONLY PIRATE GAMES BECAUSE I CAN AND GIVING MONEY TO PEOPLE ARE STUPID

>Oh shit my anime shit just shipped

Goddamn at least I pay for my Kamen Rider shit

>>158796916
>did you even read the original post?
Yeah, "isolate the miners even more".

Guys every time I want to be passiveaggressive I add a question mark at the end of my sentence?

>>158797656
nah mate we need a discord that isn't filled with retarded players memeing, pretty simple but you wouldn't get it because you are likely one of said 18-year-old kolith-tier hyper-memers

>>158798053
Spotted cl*sterfack

>>158796313
should of been permabanned for this shit

>>158798141
should of payed more attention in english class

>>158798126
nope, sorry anyone who disagrees with you isn't clusterfack, but gee it's funny that you always mention him as 'cl*sterfack' - really gets the pondering going

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>>158798053

Ha I noticed you were criticizing my opinions on the subject.

Good thing I'm just going to try and direct your attention to something else

Ever notice how nobody else codes neat FEATURES into the server, how about you Celt?

Now here's the crucial part, I have to do my nasally laugh after so you know I won this exchange.

Heugh Heugh Heugh

Right celt?

>>158798228
excuse me son?

>>158798141
why?

>>158797697
Not killed, tho. And sadly it lowered your body temp to only 0c, and not less.
I remember you being fixed after a bit, with dex.
We should test it again some day. There is more uses.
For example, i wonder if medbots will turn you to horror if you die. Its not virus kind of shit, like nanites, so it may work out

>>158798272

Oh fuck that laugh

I can hear it

>>158798272

Oh shit I'm glad you're here cluster, I know you said you might actually play more than once a year so here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8iDn2wSaFQ

Thought you might need it

>>158798270
Hi there cl*sterfack!
How are you doing?
Unfortunately there's no other coders that hold your opinion that are online right now. Either you're cluster or you're not a coder, which wouldn't add up with your use of "we" because let me tell you we didn't want this
t. Player who isn't a coder

>>158798320
i slip and it angers me

>>158798598
>Unfortunately there's no other coders that hold your opinion that are online right now.
OK whatever you say pal, keep up with the boogeyboogeyman!

>>158796830
Gold have no true usefulness unless antag, good luck talking to the admins about the xenos/spiders breaking out of xenobio. The slime trick works, but then what, you're a slime in a pool of monsters assuming you locked xenobio to prevent the hostile ones from getting out. Friendly golds are fine but are of no use other than pets. (Unless you get a zombie and cage it, the caged zombie can still force open doors)
>>158796860
You're welcome.
>>158797217
Blacks can make nanos which makes them ok, becoming a slime is great until you learn everything they can't do and being valid salad.

>>158798752
If it's not a boogeyman, what's your ckey? Oh, I'm sorry, you won't tell us that because "I don't want to share my ckey with the thread, sorry"

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>>158798272

>I'm more concerned balance in a sandbox game than actually putting in fun stuff


Oh shit boys 64x64

It doesn't work?

Pfff of course it works

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Oh shit help guys, my aunts car just got bombed. They found this weird stick in her house.

>>158798792
>becoming a slime is great until you learn everything they can't do and being valid salad
What if I merely want to be some eccentric crewmember's pet slime and exist only to drag them out of ZAS?

>>158798947
>go on coder discord
>4 users logged in under coder, 2 users on collab(not including cluster)
NO CODERS ONLINE IT MUST BE CLUSTER REEEEEEE

>>158798947

Oh shit cluster, do your laugh we won't know you won this argument until you do

You also need to shit on someone else to make yourself feel like you actually are worth something.

Go ahead, we have time the thread still has room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrG-Pwyf_E

>>158799153
That's not a ckey, cl*sterfuck!

>>158799254
>moving the goalposts
keep it up senpai, you sure aren't looking like a complete retard

>>158799317

Heugh Heugh Heugh


Cluster don't upset your aunt with your laungage

Oh who are we kidding, you probably shit on her too, good job she knows how well you code.

>>158799317
You're the one who's moving the goalposts, cl*ster. I asked for a ckey, you wouldn't provide it. Give up.

THE BIRDS ARE FAILURES
KYS

>>158799381
See you in three days anon

>>158799395
I could give you literally any ckey and you'd ask for further proof, eat shit retard.

>>158799506
>I could give you ANY ckey
Freudian slip. If you weren't cl*ster you'd say "I could give you MY ckey"

>>158799381

Delet This

>>158799597
This and the fact that an anonymous user on an anonymous Mongolian anime board wants to CLARIFY that he's NOT somebody, in a low-stakes situation where it shouldn't matter to him if people misidentify him, makes me think it's Clusterfack.
He was JUST active on Git, too.

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>>158799597


Aparently your aunt didn't like the representation, so I found a more fitting one cluster

HEAUGH HEAUHG HEAUGH

>>158799597
Hey did you know that most of freud's theories were immediately debunked?
The moar you know!

you're projecting, not going to bother giving you my ckey because again, you'd move the goalposts and require more proof than I'm willing to shill out to this thread full of banned idiots.

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>>158790386

>>158799817

Oh shit I was called out on my shit, better divert attention

Phew now I sound smart because I can use wikipedia.

Checkmate Discord

Holy shit do you even think maybe for a second people don't like you because you're a general dick to everyone, and not just unprovoked bullying?

Nah, can't be related

>>158799946
again, I'm not cluster, spoilertexting isn't doing much senpai

>>158797921
People don't play miner to do tedious work that cargo technicians could easily do with MULEs, they play miner to fuck around on the roid. What I suggested would make doing their job more rewarding and it would also make it better for science.

Some jobs are always going to be more isolated than others, miner is one of them. For example, xenobiologists rarely see any room aside from theirs, yet nobody complains. Not every single job has to be based around interaction. If I wanted to do that, I could play pretty much any other job.

>>158799080
I've done that before, its great until you meet a firelock and can't open it due to not having a crowbar to open it because the zas that knocked them down it triggering that door and a queen spider is still hostile to you and chasing after you.

>>158799817
>I'm n-not cl*ster I swear!
>I won't give you my ckey because y-you'd require p-proof

>>158799994

Considering nearly everyone doesn't like cluster and you're the only one standing up for him.

I'd put my money that you're cluster.

Then again we're on an anime image board and I'm Apologyman.

>>158798792
>Blacks can make nanos which makes them ok
1u of Nanobots heals 40 damage. Faster than cryo.

>>158800120
>>158800045
again, I'll point out that this thread is full of absolute retard memers who have been bant and are spamming the same opinions in the same style of typing, not everyone hates cluster but whatever helps you shitpost friend.

>>158800120

Hey Apologyman

It's Revs

Also fuck off cluster, you're a dick to be honest

>>158800305
Okay cl*ster just calm down

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>>158799052

>>158800021
I've done it before as a corgi puppy. I think I can still have fun with it. Ironically that round ended with me, my owner, and his other pets becoming plasma in xenobio while he tried to shove us in the pens for protection. It must have been a sign.

How robust is a slime anyways?

>>158800305

OH hey, there's the diversion

It's the same opinions, you've been banned before so you don't matter, ect.

When are you going to grow up and take responsibility for your shitty behavior?

At least get out of the house, Jesus I bet you smell like shame

>>158800305
Picture the scene. It's clusterfack. Half naked. In Texas. We're talking fatter than the average texan, ie he couldn't run a hundred metres if he was paid fifty thousand for it. Some people are saying mean things about him on the internet. HIM, who codes for SPACE STATION 13. Very important game. Have you heard of it? How DARE they. He came up with an idea. Pretend to be someone else! They won't see through it. Unless they do. In which case just keep pretending. Oh, they asked for a ckey? Deflect. Deflect. Deflect. It's not working!

>>158800529
man it's funny to see you keep continuing on the same line of logic instead of actually trying to convince me (not cluster) to join your hate posse.

>>158800134
By the time you get them robo has an ody shitting them out 15u at a time.
Did you know that nanos heal clone and organ damage too, you can completely replace a trip to medbay with them almost.

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>>158800705

Cluster you keep implying that me and my cabinet have any need for someone who acts the way you do.

That is why it is time for you to hand over the Ckey nice and slow, you've lost this pointless anime image board war and now it's time for you to stop.

Just hand it over nice and slow like, and maybe the state of Texas will give you a government funded treadmill to help you shed some of that weight.

>>158800809
>15u at a time.

>K!@@##L!@@ %!@#E
>hivehand_empty.ogg

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Oh hey I just accessed cluster's webcam

Here's an actual picture of the guy

Who the fuck cares about Cluster jesus christ
The coder Discord was made in an autistic rage, but being able to have all the coding stuff separated into neat channels is nice, especially when Discord doesn't support channel ordering.

>>158801118
>webcam
>takes a picture from the opposite side of the room
I know you're just trolling, but at least try to make sense

>>158800913
>cluster you lose
>supply your ckey to prove you're cluster even though I am telling everyone you are and will dispute whatever ckey you give
my fuckin' sides