/palg/ - Paladins General

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bought pumpking, disappointing voice pack desu

i also don't get why they raised the price of skins to be even more than Smite, can't believe I spend 200 crystals on a pair of sunglasses for buck.

Is it just me or does Barik have terrible voice acting? It sounds like an American trying to do a Scottish accent

Anyone else get distorted sounds while playing sometimes? Sort of like static, usually happens when a ton of things like ults are used or characters are yelling. Awful painful with earphones.

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i miss him

>>158847918
He sounds more like an autist just shouting stuff, and he sounds more like a Jew than a Scott.

The thing I hate most is his dialogue. His jokes and taunts aren't even funny beyond the few shots to the knee one.

>>158848009
HERE'S

>>158848009
I miss big guy Buck too

>>158848189
THE

how to get gud with buck.
I am new if it helps.
is he a bad flank to get to know the game

>>158848189
JOHNNY

>>158847950
Some kind of sound distortion happens usually when a lot of stuff's going down around Makoa's ult for me.

>everyone completely spazzes out in chat before game starts
>some russian in there too
>everyone wants to give up due to draft
>caps lock everywhere
...
>win convincingly
Oh okay then

>>158848293
WINDUP

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>>158849156

>>158848009
Why did they turn buck into some generic angry-looking spanish dude anyway?

Also, when will he get skins that give him hair?

>>158847760
: .

>>158848457
buck's pretty good
jump to enemy, net them, use recovery if low, jump the fUck out
he's horrible at range
also he has the most health out of all of the flankers so you can be a bit more aggressive with him

Why is in every match i played recently there's always at least one bomb king doing below average damage?

is anyone else having this glitch where you can get to the main menu but can't join a match?
or is it just the servers being down?

>>158847950
>sometimes
Try all the time when there are more than 4 people on-screen.

>>158850372
It's most likely the server shitting itself.

how do i convince my friend to play buck?
he only ever plays androxus and evie and keeps complaining how both of them are squishy
i told him to try the big guy but he just doesnt respond
i even topscored as buck while he was playing androxus and got twice the eliminations
i seriously dont know how to get him to play other classes

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>>158849871
My mobile keyboard suddenly wouldn't do any inputs but punctuation and spaces. Very odd.

Okay: topic for this thread: ideal Champion remains. Provide art if able.

For Drogoz: Zombie Dragon skin.

>>158850504
*Reskins not remains. Re-skins.

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Want to buy someone else besides Barik, i like Bomb king and Drogoz/Makoa seem cool too but i can't decide
as i really like Barik (specially with its TF2 skin) and if someone picks him i'm just a shitty Alfonso.

Bomb king is cool but using the poppy-bomb seems so lame and i'm not so sure about M'koa and Drogoz, how are they?

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>>158850504
i want a revenant drogoz skin
bloody, skinless lizard skull to replace his normal head
bright red spots instead of his eyes
cyberdemon horns instead of his normal ones
guts and flesh falling off of him
and replace ALL of his voicelines with EXCESSIVE SCREAMING

>>158850864
Makoa is very strong, if you want you can meme around and play him as a flanker, you can 3hit any enemy dps if youre close enough, hook ensures you that last bit of edge of damage if needed
Drogoz is broken

>>158850864
Drogoz is your typical rocket launcher class. If you like those you'll like him. Makoa IMO is one of the most fun champs in the game. Hooking people and autist raging at your enemies is fun.

>>158850997
>flanker makoa

just

stop

and uninstall

>>158850027
I realized he is slow and his net's cooldown is a lil bit high.

>>158851307
Why? Its fun

>>158851408
IT'S NOT FUN WHEN IT'S FUCKING 4v5 AT THE OBJECTIVE BECAUSE OF YOUR SLOW DUMB FAT FLANKER WANNABE TURTLE ASS REEEEEEEEE

>>158850963
Anon please, skeletons are too spooky for the Chinese market.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>158851564
Then you never seen it be played right or you played it wrong
Either way, its not that efficiant but it can work, i won us a game by doing so few days ago, enemy viktor didnt have a pleasent time

>>158852042
just uninstall, kid

>>158852013
>that Kinessa
>that bomb king
i'm so sorry, anon

>>158852181
After you, shitter

>>158851652
WHO CARES ABOUT THE CHINESE
THEY CAN STAY BEHIND THEIR WALL WHERE THEY BELONG

>>158852216
Hi-Rez is owned by a Chinese mega-corporation. Skeletons never.

>>158852214
>hurrr durr I managed to flank against retards in the 20s shitpit, flanking with Makoa is soo gewd

uninstall and kill yourself right after, stupid cancer fuck

>>158852216
But anon the Chinese are willing to spend money on these kinds of games, you don't want Paladins to go the way of Tribes do you?

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>>158852013
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>158851564
Slow and steady wins the race

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potg is really lame. does it only count double, triple kills, etc?

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>>158852342
Why are you so mad anon? Chill the fuck out and continue playing your kinessa

>>158849156
AUUUUUUGH

>>158852495
It counts whatever it wants. Shit's borked.

>>158852495
What the fuck are you doing with those right clicks on that distance at the point? Jesus christ, stop

>>158852623
>Not realizing he is playing best girl

i cant be the only one who thinks that seeing enemy health bars is making it a bit too convenient for some champs right?

>>158852516
>playing Shitnessa
>ever

turboshitter please

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God fucking damnit man. God fucking holy fucking cocksucking fucking damnit. I did fucking everything I fucking could. All drogoz had to do, was to break the damn shields, CJ. FUCK. FUUUUUCK.

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>>158852824
I told you to chill the fuck out shitter, go play some more kinessa and be useless

>>158853181
>plays worst whore Kinessa and encourages others to play her too
>thinks Makoa should flank
>posts niggers

do you need help in deciding how to kill yourself? I've got plenty of suggestions

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how to make this Paladins related?

>>158853415
Some damage dealer holding a Wrecker Card and Ruckus being surprised

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>>158853384
I never said it should, if anything, youre the one being a retard in here who cant read simple sentences

>>158852197
And that sniping Ruckus. Why are those so popular?

>lose while doing well
>lose over 100 points lmao why not
>win a real fucking good round
>... eh have 50 points or something

FUck this shit.

>>158853415
bomb king holding up Jolt IV and any mobility-less character reacting

>>158852963
>History still doesn't display shielding or objective time

>>158853415
buck holding up cauterize III and ying reacting

>>158853496
>ever suggesting to play flanker with Makoa

like I said

you need to uninstall and then leave this general

your stupid shitter "uhuhuhu but it worked for once" strategies are what lose matches, shitter

>>158852580
yep and it also attracts people to play only damage dealers/flankers.
>>158852623
not me.

>>158854336
Im not even the first one talking about it in here nor first one trying it, sorry for suggesting something fun for the anon to try
Go play some more fernando or ying to feel better about yourself now :>

>be androxus
>be forced to purchase wrecker every single fucking game no matter the amount or what sort of healers there are on the enemy team due to 0 (ZERO!) of my allies purchasing wrecker on champions vastly superior in shield breaking than androxus, as they can do it from a fair distance, such as Viktor, Kinessa and Cassie
Feels terrible, man

>>158854814
you're really bad at guessing the characters I play regularly because you keep floating towards shitter safepick characters and shitter strats

>>158855098
Exactly, youre behaving like one. Just stop being annoying and autistic and it will be all ok

Picking up Evie until I master her. Investing in blink is best, yes? I've seen people mention Wormhole is good. it works similar to Ying's, right?

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>>158853629

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I don't know if anything's supposed to be different in the shooting range compared to normal matches, but if it isn't, I did some testing around with this card and it turns out...
It's completely and utterly broken. The damage reduction NEVER wears off, only death resets your stack. It does stack up to 10 times and using it 10 times near one enemy can get you a 40% damage reduction (used the Pip). But wait, there's more! When used near multiple enemies, it treats them all as just one in the stack, but with some diminishing returns. As such, using it 10 times near 2 enemies gave a total of 70% damage reduction (used the 2 Cassies) and near 3 enemies it was 75.4% (used the 3 Skyes). Apparently, they use a FIFO stack to store the reductions, so getting an 11th one pushes out the 1st one, with everything remaining the same if not used near anyone.

>>158855061
why would you ever need shield breaker as androxus
kill their backline and then flank their shielder so they can't block both you and the rest of their team

>>158855359
I'm not the one trolling and suggesting stupid playstyles like flanker turtle, turboshitter

Did they reduce Viktor's recoil again? I tested it in the shooting range and my gun was going everywhere right after the patch, then I tested it today and it's like I am back to having no recoil at all without cards.

>>158855496
perfect

>>158855496
Glorious, thank you.

>>158855710
And i said for fun, holy shit how retarded and autistic are you, just fucking stop responding

>>158855792
Last hotfix fixed the bug that caused him to have more recoil.

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>yfw in siege mode and it's 3/3 at 99/99 on the objective

>>158856542
>bug

>>158855408
wormhole just makes it so if you press Q within X seconds after blinking you return to where you blinked from

you don't need more than level 1 or 2. level 1 is enough for most shenanigans and double-blinking for the sick heal together with the heal-on-blink card, any more than level 2 is counterproductive because the cooldown of Q is low enough that you can just blink back manually instead

>>158856542

>Bug

I dunno, giving him actual recoil seemed like a good balancing option, though it was pretty fucking crazy.

>>158856317
>keeps replying like some OCD autist
>tells others to stop replying

lel

your original post had nothing to do with "for funsies", you added that as an excuse later

it's still a dumb shitter strategy that costs games against any team that is not completely retarded and new like the ones you are still playing against in your filthy shitterpit

What parts of Evie's punk costume do I need to get her actual sound effects? I just have the skin, but she has the same lines. The weapon or the voice pack?

>>158857061
>>158850997
>if you want you can meme around and play him as a flanke

>matchmaking puts you against players with 2150 games when you have 200
me too thanks

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>>158857925
>meme
>for fun

there's nothing fun about memes, fuccboi

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>guy has night cassie skin
>they suck dick

>>158858869

>Guy has skin
>Sucks dick the majority of the time

Wowee. Nandos with the Ares skin tend to be good, at least.

dude like
matchmaking is fucked

For anyone wondering what type of damage each attack is, bear in mind the following rules:
1) explosions/fire-based attacks are AoE
2) everything else counts as direct hit damage

>>158858869
What does buying a skin have to do with playing ability?

This is why cosmetics are p2w in my eyes, they make other players think they are something great when they could just be a potato with a lot of disposable income.

What are some fun gimmick loadouts you've tried? I've been having fun with reload speed mal'damba.

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ayylmao

>>158860294

The general idea is that someone wouldn't buy a skin for a character they don't play a lot/well, which is actually generally true. However, I have a friend who buys skins for EVERYTHING in League of Legends, even champions he has never played before. I'll never understand it.

>>158860383
Like if they're just gonna batshittily slam people together in an elo mess it REALly shouldn't take 5 minutes to queue

>>158860383

I am sure the matchmaking algorithm has some logic for this.

>Two extremely high Elo players and 3 low Elo players against five mid-Elo players

The system probably thinks the two high Elo players are good enough to carry their team in this situation. They very well could be. It's actually not that hard to carry in Paladins if you are really good, from what I have seen.

>55,000 people playing at this very moment
>Took me almost four minutes to find a match
I don't get it

yo whats up with the loadouts
its the third time i had to recreate my buck loadout
it just keeps reverting all the time

>>158860470
I just started playing Skye a few days ago, bought her skin right off. Same for lots of others. I also have the barrik t2 skin and I've barely used him.

I think people jump to this conclusion because it's f2p and the assumption is that people who play f2p games don't have much money I guess? That's not true anymore.

These skins aren't even expensive.

>>158860919
also the team sizes are small
it should literally take no time to find a match

>>158860919

Most of those people are probably sub-1500 Elo, and if the general is anything to go by, most people here are 1800-200 Elo. The game probably can't find anyone for you to face.

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>>158861021

>Playing Skye when she is bugged
>Playing Skye at all
>Owning a skin for Skye
>Buying skins

>>158860721
Even high elo can't really carry when the points are 2v4 fights as tank or they're not playing someone like Cassie.

>>158861021
>These skins aren't even expensive.

they are incredibly overpriced

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what do you think she wears underneath??

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>just barely beat the enemy team
>the only reason we won was because the entire enemy team later went off to buy haven

stop doing this

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>>158860383
m8

>>158860294
People feel the need to play heroes they got an expensive skin for.

All the utter shit Hogs, Mercys, D.Vas and other shit I played with in OW. All in those god-awful legendary garbage and sucking dicks on every possible level

>>158861470

You can carry as someone like Drogoz or Cassie if you play your ass off. I have forced wins in matches like that by getting multiple pentas and quads and shortening my life by years because of all the effort and stress. But yeah, if you pick something like a healer or a tank when your team is that fucking incompetent, you can't do a lot to carry them.

>>158861623
talcum powder

>>158861295
>having 0 replies to your post

>>158861470
>>158861958
i've been carried by an absolutely bonkers Barik once, a pro player who ended the game with 70 eliminations and 2x everyone's damage (except mine on Pip, I was 30k off). Even when the entire team died, he sat alone on the point and killed everyone.

The eliminations I find believable, but I still have no idea how he could possibly survive that long alone.

>>158861623
Baby oil so she is always shiny. Being the whore that she is, I'm sure she's always going commando and wearing nothing underneath her garments. Also to probably keep panty creases from popping on her tight skin suit.

>>158862540

Good Bariks are batshit. They use their shield to bait people and lead them on while goose chases while their turrets heal them and they heal their turrets and get extra damage from them. Also, if things get messy, they can skate the fuck away.

>>158862667
Barik's turrets heal him?

Dude entire enemy team are vastly superior to our team in terms of skill level lmao, its great

I hate matchmaking so much. It's not even funny how much I hate matchmaking.

>>158862960
shit what do you know, I reported a barik for healing all the damage we did on him.
Just saw the card...

>>158862960
With a card.

>>158862960

There's a card that does that. He heals his turrets by standing near them with one card, and the other card makes it so his turrets heal him. A well played Barik that can keep his turrets alive basically has two personal healers.

>>158862960
Yeah there's like a card that does that.

>>158862960
He can use a card which lets his nearby turrets heal him

>>158862960
With a card, yes. It's called Combat Repair, and maxed out it gives you 200 HP per second.

>>158862960
Well yeah, the card is in the default loadout even. I max that shit, no one can beat me in close combat when I always get healed.

>>158863721

Actually, it's 240. I think both turrets can heal you at the same time, for a total of 480 HP/s, making it the most powerful consistent heal in the game.

>>158863721
that's the one for turret repairing/healing

healing station gives Barik 240hp per second if close enough to a turret

>>158862960
I think theres a card for that, not sure what its called though

>>158863874
combat repair is not healing station and healing station is not in the default basic deck which is fucking ass

>>158862960
Check his cards, he has one called Healing Station (not combat repair like someone here said), and it heals for 60/120/180/240 hp per second PER turret near barik, giving a total of 480 heals per second if you're next to both turrets.

>>158862960
Pretty sure, at least it seems like it caues I always deal way more damage than his max HP to him but he never seems to die.

>>158862960
wait a minute... that card

>>158862960
Yeah, with Healing Station. You know, the card?

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>>158863375
So wait, on top of being a frontliner who can shield a good portion in front of him, skate away when problems happen, and can drop turrets that can autoaim on you, he can fucking HEAL himself??

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Finally got my balls out the purse and played a competitive game, it was hard to win but fuck it was vastly superior to every casual game I've played in the game in terms of enjoyment factor. I was 4th pick with the and they weren't a fan but personally Fernando + Makoa are way easier to handle over barik + any second frontline.

>>158862960
Only if you use the healing station card

>>158864371
Max healing turrets, dancing around the shield and bowling ball makes Barik really tanky and he can deal some good damage.

>>158862960
When I play barik, i dont heal from my turrets but ive seen some bariks that do. Must be some card

>>158858980
Yeah, that was me with the Ares skin

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This is your average build that you'll see people run more often then not with variations of levels or some cards switched around for Barricade buffs. Constantly keep turrets up, always utilize the mark bonus damage damage, don't be afraid to go aggressive if you'll get kills/save teammates. Easiest way to counter him is to ignore everything else and just kill him, all his deployables despawns if he is killed. If not possible don't let yourself be directed by him and murder everyone else not in range of turrets

>aimbot ruckus in one game
>aimbot buck in another
Fuck this

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this fucking shit
how does the game allow this
get on work and fix this you lazy fuckers

>>158866809
It's really easy to shit headshots with ruckus 90% of time
stop crying and git gud

>>158862960
I think you might need a card for that.

>>158862960
Thanks for all the (you)s guys but really one or two would have been enough.

>>158868031
CARDS MY DUDE

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>page 8

ded game ded thread?

>>158869726
e-sports over at /owg/, people are probably watching

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Finally made it into big boys.

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What the fuck are you even doing Hi-Rez.

>>158870046
reaper_slow_clap.webm

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>>158869937
Fuck OW, I'm watching Paladins esports :^)

>>158870316
"best in class" probably counts in self healing too.

Why is Skye so fucking luscious? Just rotating her model in the champion screen makes me feel like a horny 16 year old again.

>>158867553
Stop it, he was hacking, i know how to spot a shitty hacker

>>158870046

I am actually really impressed. Good work, Anon. Androxus has a lot of stiff competition and isn't easy to play.

Andy and Cassie gutted fucking when.

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>>158870896
When The Dick calls, one must answer.

did they fix the horrendous audio glitch with ruckus yet

>>158871470
No, they made the audio even worse.

>>158871010
>press F F E to fuck the entire enemy team in the ass
At least it's easy to escape from Skye's bomb.

>try Cassie because everyone says she has hitboxes the size of a football field
>go against a team with Ruckus, Makoa and Buck
>I unironically cannot hit them for shit

I might have a some sort of disease or tic on my hands. One person cannot suck this much at aiming.
I've noticed I collapse under pressure and can do only sudden, imprecise flicks instead of smooth movements.

>>158872050
Just go lower and lower sens until you're not overaiming.

>>158650046
>http://paladins.guru/builds/guides/v/pM
Thanks for the build. What if I switch Sping Tide for Tidal Grace (+50 hp recovered per second during shell shield per card level)?

>>158872050
it's a meme perpetuated by salty viktor players

>>158872050
cassie projectiles have a very slight delay, once you get used to it you can expect better results

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>>158871259

>being a excellent flaknando that never let them pass from the spawn
>still being beated in credits by a brainless fernando that put his shield up in the point and dies all the time

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>tfw kinessa stans on the point

>when your cassie thinks her job is to kill the enemy dps when you have the best flanker in the game on your team
How do these people even breathe?

>>158875072

>Kinessa on the enemy team lands heaps of headshots
>Uses his teleporter to slip away from fights and reposition himself
>Uses traps to secure chokepoints
>Swaps between his sniper and carbine appropriately
>Never tries to be a lone wolf sniper
>Covers his team mates
>Tops his team in damage, beating out Viktor and Androxus

I have to say, I was impressed. Seeing a good Kinessa on either team is a nice change of pace. Then again, we had no flanker, so I had to keep going knee-deep in the enemy team to try and kill him.

>>158874938
nando's job is to be boring. if you're not playing him as a boring brainless tank, you're not playing him the way it's meant to be.

>>158875267
I don't understand why people struggle with Kinessa. She's pretty easy to get the hang of. The only problem is that she is a situational pick.

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>>158875072
>tfw second highest obj time in my time as mine build kinessa

>>158875547

I somehow cannot land any fucking headshots as Kinessa. I am a decent sniper in other games, but something about the head hitboxes in Paladins makes them really awkward for me. The problem with Kinessa as a character is that a good portion of the maps counter her, and there's an entire class of characters she literally cannot fight against.

>>158876331
Head hitboxes are fucked, they're around chest.

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simbly epik

>>158876694
no, they aren't. It's just that everyone in Paladins has their heads in different and sometimes strange spots.

>>158878515
this fucking autism right here is the only thing stopping me from having fun in this game

why the fuck should i be punished for not having 4 other coordinated friends? this is some bullshit

if they dont set premades against other premades im seriously never going to play this game again

>>158879280
Competitive doesn't have any groups larger than 2 players.

>>158878515
>he thinks elo matters
got a friend who recently started playing and pretty much carries matches. most of this game boils down to previous fast paced FPS experiences.

>>158853415
Drogoz holding up morale booster and then makoa on the bottom.

>>158878515
I'm barely 1600 elo and got matched against literal pros the other day. I don't think it matters too much.

>>158878515
>Entire team of high 1.5 and 1.6
>Vs Team of 1.3-1.4 with 1.9 and 2.0 carrier.

So, mediocre team Vs. 3 shitters + 2 Got Gud.

Makoa is fun

Help me unlock my third character, /palg/

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I want Evie to ignore me during our first date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>158881195
evie

>>158881283
>you both mutually decide to go to the movies because neither of you have done the whole "dating" thing before and you don't know what to do

cute

>>158881501
That was my first unlock and I suck at her

>>158881640
Evie is really specific: Have you considered Ying?

if so: Drogoz?

Okay, what about Bomb King?

Ficking hell... Barik?

Okay, surely you haven't unlocked Kinessa yet.

has there been a hexer skin giveaway for maldamba or something?
im seeing a lot of people use it

>>158882175
Hexer skin + purple snake is best look
Debate me

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>>158881640
>tfw already unlocked everyone and almost all cards and only know how to play 2 or 3 champs

>>158857061
if you're going to use shit strats go casual
it's called casual for a reason, if you get that pissed at a fucking turtle then go play comp, jesus

>>158881931
>Evie is really specific
I was thinking with my dick. I'm terrible with flanking and being offensive desu, especially when it comes to hitscan weapons it seems.

>Bomb King
He sounds fun. I played a bit of Demo on tf2, does it carry to BK?

>Barik
Didn't interest me that much at first sight. How's he?

> Have you considered Ying?
I'm fine with her I guess, but most games seem to be me kamikazing into the objective whilst my teammates do their own thing

>Drogoz?
>Kinessa
Both are starting characters. Not a fan of snipers and I enjoyed Drogoz, although I need to improve with him.

How do Grohk and Buck play?

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>>158881283
I want Evie to tell me I am worthless and spit on my face while she leaves with a big black dude to get fucked but him and the members of his gang while I still can watch it in shame from afar on a alley. If she does this, it means she has the right to do so and I deserve this completely from her.

It's not sexually gratifying if the black dudes punch me of mock me or anything. The only person that should make me feel bad is Evie only because I love her and respect her.

>>158882750
your autism runs deep and strong, son

>>158882280
im not going to because i would rather play quake while everyone else is playing overwatch

>>158882830

BK isn't about setting up traps and stuff. I have played against Bomb Kings who thought that they could try and bait people into sticky traps, only to realise his stickies do no damage if they aren't stuck to someone. Also, airblasting sucks with him.

>>158882830
>He sounds fun. I played a bit of Demo on tf2, does it carry to BK?
Ever played with the quickiebomb launcher ? BK is a walking quickiebomb launcher.

>>158882423
Only 2 or 3 are worth playing if you play solo.

>>158860290
I thought that if the explosive projectile hit you directly it counted as a direct hit?

>>158884492

Nope, I can confirm that isn't how it works. I get heaps of direct hits as Drogoz and Haven doesn't reduce the damage. Truthfully, I should be misinforming you on purpose so nobody ever buys Blast Shields, but I am feeling generous.

>>158882859
>being an unironic cuck
I just want evie to demean me not cuckold me

>>158860290
i was playing against bomb king while having maxed out blast shields and he still dealt 900 damage to me per sticky

how do you explain that?

>>158865190
the bad thing is, he only has 3000 health. when his setup goes down, so does he.

>>158882859
Fucking disgusting.

>>158866809
>needing an aimbot for ruckus or buck
a fucking mouse could aim better
you're just bad, m'friend
*slowly skates away on heelys while tipping top hat*

W H E R E I S T H E G O L D

ive found my true calling as ying

all these heals

all these credits

all these clones allahu ackbaring people

>>158885443

WITNESS
MY
GLORY

>>158885440
You as well as the other guy who responded to me are fucking retarded

>>158885642
Don't.. give up... friends

HELP ME PUSH

guy i want to fuck skye but she isnt real....

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>>158886620
welcome... to dat feel

I'm at like 1.5k elo but I carry the fuck out of all my games, does it just place you low and force you to climb no matter how you play or what?

>>158886620
she wants to fuck you but she is always being fucked by someone else...

>>158885820
it's glow you scrimp

skye buffs when

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>>158885642
>We are Stronger together!

Shit just got real everybody.

>>158887126
Evie's ult needs a buff too.

>win too many times against retards
>get matched up with a tryhard 5stack and get stomped

is this lowrez's way of telling me to stop for the day and play more tomorrow

I like Makoa a lot. Not that I'm good with him or anything (I'm shit at this game desu) but it's the character I'm having the most fun with

but 70% of the time the support does literally nothing and leaves me to die on the point

YOU CHALLENGE MUH COA!

What did he mean by this?

>>158882859
go back to sweden cuck

>>158887432
I wonder if this is the case.

Log in, for 3 games I absolutely cream the other team where I'm getting 30 - 50 eliminations at a time.

Then for some reason get teamed up with the most idiotic teams possible, where Fernando is camping in the back with Kinessa, DPS are dropping like fucking flies, and lose 4 straight games in a row.

repeat.

>>158886164
*S H I T T E R A L E R T*
*S H I T T E R A L E R T*
*S H I T T E R A L E R T*

>>158887006

You start off at 1500 or something.

Ying's healing nerfed when.

>>158888285
>Tfw won 20+ comp games in a row
>Elo still 1600

Nice Elo system Paragoons.

>>158882859
Black guy here.
There's literally nothing wrong with this post.

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>>158881283

>>158888425

>Sharing a bitch with other men

What a fucking faggot. I bet you just wanna look at their dicks.

>>158887871
Putin will save us from this libcuck invasion.

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when is hi-rez replacing ying with a far superior dark elve?

I feel real cheated. I got a pair of triple kills as Cassie that I thought for sure were with such speed and accuracy that one of them would get top play, but alas it went to the enemy buck clumsily getting a pair of kills, not even a double.

>>158889901
Y E S
they probs wont replace her but a dark elve would make me cream in my fucking pants

>>158888425
You're lucky my man, this is the perfect time to be a young healthy black male. Cuckery is rampant. My family has black genes but I'm still white.

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Thanks, Obama.

>>158888035
Not really, as i said, i know how to spot a cheater easy without a problem, this was jsut retarded turning around to the closest enemy and pre aiming at him under a second before he comes behind a wall

>>158890434
That's hilarious, they really did just throw Smite's matchmaking into Paladins. It's not like the Smite playerbase has been complaining about matchmaking for months or anything, great job hirez

>>158890434
>988 elo
How the FUCK are people this bad in such an easy game

>have to play in the BR server
>have to play without sound since last patch
>have to play tank with no support in team or support with pussy tanks
>shitty top play thing

I like this game, but can't enjoy it like this

>>158891814
s-s-s-sauce?

>>158890793

Ha ha.

I just play for fun, dude :)
It's just a game :)
I just play it to relax after hanging out with some bros :)
We can't all be super pro gamers like you :) haha

>>158891959
It's a secret

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>>158891814
>Water pooling like that

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>>158890793
Don't worry, I've seen worse.

which paladin girls are virgins

i think ying and cassie are

>>158893278
fucking how

I don't check them all but when I see really shit players I do check (usually) and the lowest I've seen was barely over 1.2k

>>158891814
>pubic hair
disgusting

>>158893328

Evie is 12 and lived in what amounted to a monastery/boarding school, so she probably is.

Skye isn't.

Kinessa isn't.

Cassie probably isn't.

Ying isn't.

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>Ying illusions eat Dragon Fury

I'm so fucking mad right now.

>>158894218
Did I trick you ^-^?

>>158894218

The only time I have hit a Ying illusion was once, on purpose, to cancel my charge early before I died.

buck naked skin when?

buck wearing nothing but a small white towel and offering beefy man ass to goombas

>>158893970
>evie is 12
wait whaaaat?!

>>158893970
evie's 12?
there's no fucking way she's 12
she looks
like
16 at the youngest
her tits are too developed to be 12

>>158893328
Evie was exiled and had to spend decades or centuries alone in a frozen wasteland. She's most likely still a virgin unless she took a dick while she was still in school, but 12 is a little early.

Cassie spent her life on the wilderness with her father, and she's canonically 16. You could argue that her dad dicked her, but if he did then she wouldn't have left.

The others probably aren't. Ying possibly depending on her lore.

>>158894410
>>158894532

I am pretty sure she's canonically 12 or something, which would explain the way she acts.

>>158894218
>place an illusion in front of Drogoz to stop him from hitting Nando
>he goes around it, chases him into a building, and kills him anyways

morale boost was a mistake

>>158894532
>expecting westerners to accurately depict children

>tfw 1,752 elo
>top 3%
could be worse i guess. play premades, anons.

>>158895435
I'm around there, but I only have 35 matches

>>158895435

>1950 Elo
>Top 0.25%
>60% winrate
>Mainly solo queue

Get good?

>>158895689
tell me your ways, senpai.

>>158896023

Pick Drogoz and force wins by shitting on the enemy team as hard as you can. Picking Ying also helps. Viktor and Cassie are fine too.

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>Evie is 12

>>158896808
Hot

>>158895689
>2.3k elo
>entirely solo
>rank 68

don't brag. there's always some faggot above you.

Isn't evie a some-hundred year old witch?

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>>158897990

>>158898042
From the wiki: "Prodigy to the archmage of Stonebriar, Evie defied her master by using Soul Magic to bind the Ice Wraith Xerses forever to her. Gaining great power and becoming immortal, she was outcast for her unholy act. Wandering the north for time untold, no one knows why she has come to Crosswind Hold, and no one dares ask."

>>158898231
Metal as fuck

>>158896391
>be drogoz
>thrust and skid through the air like a missile, bombarding players before they even notice

>enemy picks drogoz
>hover at an obvious location behind the point like pharah

am I playing this wrong?

Evie is cute but damn hard to play. Gotta master the best waifus.

>>158897990
>2.4k elo
>solo comp 30+ wins per loss
>Rank 23

Get good

>>158898821

Drogoz can either be played as a super mobile assassin or a huge AOE pressure dealer by using his spit.

>>158898889
>get flicker and wormhole
>heal 600hp every 4 seconds

>>158888340
ying's healing is literally fine now, it's just a little braindead to use, especially if no one on the enemy team deals with them.

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>>158870046
Hey me too look at me!

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master ruckus here AMA

>>158903579
I think Grover and Grohk need buffs instead.

>>158904091
How does it feel being master on a fucking useless shit hero?

>>158904347
pretty good bro

>>158904091
link your aimbot

>>158904091
If you fuck your mech, does Bolt feel it?

>>158904218
Grover's passive heal and his close range damage could use a buff. As it's right now his kit doesn't work together well. Close range you can just ignore him because lolsub400damage and if he wants to do damage then he's not supporting. No other support suffers like this.

Big ugly smurf just needs more base health for his totem

>>158904379
no
>>158904551
i don't have a dick im a girl gamer

>>158904091
>Mastery 8

>>158905276
>girls can't have dicks
do you even know what year it is?

>>158905159
Theoretically he works by supporting the frontline of his team and axing the backline of the enemy team, but there don't seem to be many opportunities to do that well consistently. Personally I think they should make his healing pulse a charge that you can either tap for a small heal or hold for a few seconds to get a maximum of about 2-3k, and get a corresponding cooldown.

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>>158906072
Like this guy.

>>158906273
That's exactly my source of inspiration lel.

>>158894371
you can hit E again and do that
on that note is there a better button config than default? I have movement mapped to lshift because come the fuck on, but am I missing anything?

>>158904091
>less than 20 mastery
>"""""master"""" anything
yeah right. I could waste an extra ten minutes every time I wanted to play a game and get to high elo too, but it wouldn't make me a master of anything other than autism. come back when you get picked up by a "pro" team, as if they will survive long enough for that

>>158906852
>talks about autism
>disses the poster for not autistically grinding one character to 20 mastery

>>158906852
>"waa waa i'd be high elo if i didnt suck so hard

>>158904091
How much shit do you get for your Ruckus picks?
Also, preferred loadout?

>>158906973
you don't get it. the fact that he hasn't grinded one or more characters to 20 mastery is the very point that he is not a master. he's literally just better than the average pubshitter who gets bored of casual and decides to play comp so he can feel like a pro, ironically this is exactly what that ruckus fag thinks he is now. he would get shitstomped by the real masters of this meme game who have been playing it far longer than he has.

>>158855640
So what happens if you use it near 5 people 10 times?
Do you become unstoppable?

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>>158907113
not that much shit, i usually pick him when we have a proper frontliner. with wrecker you can literally melt shields, and if you're left alone you can pretty much mow down the entire enemy team

>>158907764
Air cooled seems pretty much useless if you ask me
50 heal isn't worth getting over some other card

>>158908639
swap it with proximity or countermeasure, though i use air cooled because i like to use it a lot to dart about, and to reposition myself

>>158907646
No. There is diminishing returns on damage reduction, otherwise you'd be invincible with just 3 around. You'd probably get up to 80% reduction with 5 around, generously speaking. Just 2 is enough to get it reasonably high up there.

>>158906273
>Grover can heal his teammates AND give them fruits at the same time.
How can he compete?

they should rename drogoz's ult

dragon punch sounds so weak

>>158910126
it's called BEHOLD THE MIGHT

>>158910126
in what world does "dragon punch" sound weak?

who /top100/ here

>>158910126
They should have called it "tiger uppercut" just to mess with people.

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>>158910126
>tfw two-shotting drogoz as soon as he says BEHOLD THE D---!

>>158910126
I always thought it was called THE DRAGON'S FURY

Guess I didn't behold it enough.

>>158910126
They should rework Drogoz's ult

>>158913958
Dragon's Fury sounds a lot better than Dragon Punch tbqhwymmmbhideptgasidrmtm

>Waiting for match
>Game logs me out
>Says Im a deserter despite never getting into a match in the first place
Nice game Low-Rez drones

>can two shot kinessa after thrust
>because of the buff you can't two shot viktor after thrust
annoying

Is there a way to meme kinessa with spamming opressor mines?

>>158916012
This patch completely broke the game apparently. Weird bugs all over the place, sounds, potg not displaying correctly/black screen, disconnects. Guess I'll just wait until they release the next one.

>>158916816
I wouldn't go past Octopressor I and Amplitude I to be honest. Her mines are nice but they won't win you the game like some good snipes will.

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>Enemy Cassie has 5 levels over me
>Nightbane's Raiment and voice pack
>Level 84 account level
>Near 100 games as Cassie

>Absolutely, humiliatingly cream him
>50k damage over him
>15 solo kills to his 4
>100 seconds of objective time to his 14
>52/1 Elim/Death ratio to his 17/17
>Get the play of the game by beating him in a 1v3, along with his team's Androxus and Fernando

My levels of smug are absolutely through the fucking roof. Goddamn. This is why I love video games.

>>158916886
don't forget to login for those daily crystals at least.

I bought Evie's punk skin (even though I don't care for the aesthetic) today and am still wondering about >>158857128

>>158847760
This game needs more porn

>>158918924
it does not

>>158918924
I disagree, this game needs less bugs

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Ran into this scumbag today. He managed to get 4 of the same cards in a loadout, which gave him 100% cooldown on fireball.

>>158920275
lmao

>>158920275
>100% cooldown on fireball.
Thats some spooky shit

>>158920275
Thanks for giving me his name now I'm going to copy his loadout :^)

>>158918245
Top quality cosplays here

>that bellybutton
HHNGG

>>158920275
How do you do that?

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>>158921204
>>158920731
>>158920552
>>158920426
>>158920275

Just gave it a spin.

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE OF FIRE.

>>158921304
inb4 you get banned for bug abuse

>>158921447

Eh, I doubt it. I haven't actually played a game with it, and fucking around with a bug in a firing range is hardly notable. I know someone from HiRez is probably reading this. What's up, nerds?

>>158921304
seems balanced

>>158920275
>Bomb King with 4 Jolts
>Skye with 4 Ninjas
>Madara with 4 Too many gourds
>Barrik with 3 Cardthatincreasesturrethealth
>Buck with 4 JumpCD

So many possibilities

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>>158921656
>reduce cooldowns on grover's heal
>infinite ult

>>158876331
>an entire class of characters she literally cannot fight against.
A good Kinessa can solo an average Evie/Skye
>Buck
You are fucked
>Andro
Same

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>>158890434
>>158878515
>>158867434

Pffff that's nothing
Look at this
>110
>Still at 1900 ELO
Yes I mad

>>158920275
ok well i tried it. that was not good. I feel like an ass now

>>158921864
>Pair it with the increased movement speed when healed
>Unkillable sanics

>>158921864
>Infinite Grumpy Bomb
>Infinite Nether Step

>>158922574
Wait i thought there was no card that reduced NS CD
>Infinite Grumpy Bomb
Thats what the exploiters are using right now