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REMINDER: you are playing against bots until level 5 in casual queue.

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB36)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?17106

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-rez (playlist)
Paladins Beginner's Guide - Welcome to the Realm

>Champion guides made by Hi-rez (playlist)
Paladins - How To Play - Fernando (The Ultimate Guide!)

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru

Old thread: >>158528819
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So, /palg/, do you thank your healer?
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>tfw
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>>158614275
I DON'T LIKE 'EM SO I TAKE VETERAN

ALL DAY EVERY DAY
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>>158614068
I enjoy playing Ruckus as the 2nd tank every time I switched in the last second

Also giving me the top damage most of the time and sometimes play of the game
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>>158614275
Nah
Ying is cancer incarnate
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>>158614605
pip
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>>158614275
Why should I, even when they heal for 100k+ they can't keep me alive.
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>>158614605
buck
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>>158614605

EVIE
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>>158614605
Pikachu
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>>158614605
I like this format, I'm going to steal it in the future
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>>158614605
Duh, its obviously everyone's favourite healer, Grover
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>>158614605
A Jigglygrohk, seen from above.
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>>158614435
Ruckus isn't even that much of a tank. It's pure damage for me
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>tfw I get matched against a Level 41 player

I guess matchmaking isn't dependent on player level?
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>>158614605
its grohk
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>mfw I see Drogoz and Bomb King on the enemy team.

The mad bombers need to be nefed worse than Skye ever did.
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>>158615193
Git gud
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>>158615193
>enemy Drogoz constantly in the air, nuking your entire team
>they never look up
>friendly makoa doesnt hook him
>friendly viktor doesnt just look at him and drop him dead
kill me now.
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>>158615193
bomb king is tolerable compared to the top cancer damage dealers.

drogoz could use a slap on the wrist though.
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>>158614982
>level 40 player
>get matched with level 7s on my team
matchmaking is dependent on hairy anus
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>>158615193
get good with androxus, or if you're shit, viktor
bomb king isn't a huge threat, just annoying. drogoz fucks you if nobody has hitscan, there's literally nothing you can do
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>>158614910
yes that's why i choose skye 1st then switch to ruckus in the last second if we have a front liner or 2

also do you heal allies inside repulsor field with alternator
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Who Absolute Thrift here? No new champions bought, no chests opened, no other skins/other items purchased?

I heard that chests are shit right now, and my chests during the first five levels didn't even give me anything for the free champions.
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>>158616010
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>>158616175
>Buck's face when Skye took the tea ceremony set for the 16th time in a row
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Kinessa's teleport thing needs a rework of some sort. Also most maps don't seem very good for her.
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>>158615693
>locking out Skye
Damn never thought about it
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>>158616010
then jump away.

Evie is the mobility flanker. Androxus is the dueling flanker. Buck is the tanky distraction flanker. If the enemy team's attention is divided between you and your tank, then they're going to make mistakes and eventually get picked off. You just have to focus on not dying above all else.
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>>158616585
I don't even use it since it somehow clashes with how she is usually played (i.e., lazybum sniper).
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Is jumping up and down the correct way to play kinessa?

Just had one who did that all game while trying to snipe people
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>>158616073
I've bought champions with gold because it's cheap.

I won't buy any skins or the founders pack because this game is going to die.

I won't open any chests in case this game doesn't die and they become valuable someday.
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>>158617167
It's mostly for relocating after getting a few kills instead of sitting in the same spot and being vulnerable.
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>>158615661
>>158615383
>>158615327
>>158615193
BEHOLD
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>Give your king a big huge
>You dare challenge Makoa?!
I shoved that anchor up BK's ass so hard the team just gave up.
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bomb king buff when? his ult could use touching up
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>>158617518
Makoa is most fun tank
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>>158617274
My only concern is when official launch happens and they enforce (or fuck up and cause) a reset on all unopened chests.
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>>158617262
yes. In particular, you want to shoot, unscope, jump, zoom, repeat. You temporarily get your base movement speed for mobility/making surprise shots and it gives you the FOV to see what's going on around you.

>>158616585
She only excels on one map (Timber Mill). In every other case you'll probably prefer one of the other damage dealers.
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>>158617518
Makoa is my favorite frontliner so far. Fuck Fernando.
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>>158618114
I would if I could.
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>pick evie last 5 seconds of pick phase
>ally picks evie a millisecond before i do
>dont realize before its 2 late
>30 minute for not picking.
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>>158618859
I want Evie to AHH-CHOO on my face
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>>158619020
Me too anon, me too...
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>>158616073
I have more gold than I know what to do with

I guess I'll go and buy all of Evie's costumes.
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I want Evie to physically assault me in a dark ally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>158616073
I bought the founders pack and now all the skins I want require a shitload of crystals. Have to get 150 crystals just for Buck's sunglasses and Kinessa's side-cut head+mask.

Waiting a week for 50 gems fucking sucks but I don't want to drop more cash.
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How do you even get below 10k damage?
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>>158620335
Not even full-objective defensive Fernando should have that low damage.
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I don't know what I did to slight LoRez but I'm being paired with the shittiest teams I've ever seen since I started playing and that's saying a lot.

I didn't even say that game was ded, I promise.
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>>158620265
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>>158620335
being afk
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>NOW I AM BECOME DEATH

What does Androxus mean by this?
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>you will never have a 4 way with ying and her illusions
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>>158621343
>tfw Grohk has
>tfw you'll never be Grohk at that moment
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>>158621343
>you will never be fucked in the ass by mal'dhamba while he summons snakes to fill all the other holes
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>>158621803
Lewd
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>>158621803
>My snake likes you.
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>Skye will never tease your inadequately small penis after you lose it in her gorgeous butt
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>>158622698
Datass
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>>158621343
>there will never be enough paladins porn
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>>158622781
Literally just want to die a happy man smothered under it.
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>consistently getting potg as drogoz
FASTER
TIME TO HUNT
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>>158624602
How many times have you gotten PotG for killing their Nando with your ult once?
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>>158614275
who's this semen unloader?
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>>158624693
only got a potg with ult once, and it was on a makoa in between killing two other squishies
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>get quad kill
>potg was of ruckus gunning down the last guy as i was hammering everyone else into a pulp

at least it showed, right guys?
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>>158625208
least you won
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>>158625208
they need to improve their algorithm at least
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>>158614275
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>>158621343
>>158621803
why are you guys so sexually deprived? Just hire a hooker ffs
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>>158620335
Jesus christ look at that Androxous
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>>158626093
yeah kaname who? from what manga?
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>play as Makoa
>glory hog team doesn't help out much at the point
>they all rally to defend the payload push though
>grind it out until it goes 3-3
>desperation time at the point yet half the team still fucking about
>die
>come back and other team has got it locked
>YOU DARE CHALLENGE MUH COCK!?
>sweep the point
>team mates are back from their adventure
>turtle down
>win
Sometimes this game is pretty cool.
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>>158626145
lol dude they are on neet bucks they cant afford shit
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>>158614605
Dazzle
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>>158626401
>they already had poses for Top Play

Why didn't they just fucking use those?
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>>158626401
I have my most fun frontliner matches as Makoa. He's a good turtle.
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>>158626536
who's your preferred healer?
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>>158626774
Grohk > Ying > Mal'Damba > Grover > Pip
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>>158626774
Not that guy but if you mean to back me up when I play as front line then Ying but Mal'Damba will do in a pinch. Grover and Grohk will not put in as much healing work and seems like no one plays Pip as a healer.

Ying is fun to play as too.
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>>158614275
Is rejuvenate still a meme like aggresion?
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>>158626983
>Ying is fun to play as too.

>mash Q and F for 20 minutes
Mal'Damba is the only fun healer.
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>>158626983
I'm always telling my team mate to focus only healing our tank whatever happens

>>158627052
I still force our tank to buy it whenever i play support, it works.
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>>158627052
Only buy it if you know that your healer actually knows how to heal aka never in pubs
>be put with a ying
>buy rejuventate
>it's a shatter shitter
>can't sell it for veteran
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FUCK YOU GROVER IS THE BEST HEALER YOUR FLITHY ELF WHORE ISNT EVEN BROWN
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>>158627878
Brown elves are a myth, Anon.
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>>158627878
Grover is a terrible healer, anon. Anyone is better at healing then he is.
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>>158626338
if you can't find it from that then you need to lurk moar, newfriend
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>>158627878
>>158627973
Speaking of brown girls, Kinessa was supposed to be a dwarf, but she couldn't see over most cover, and her sniper rifle was comically oversized.
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>>158628123
Wish they'd have left her like that. At least it'd have been funny.
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>>158628079
i give up man
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>>158628308
use your intuition, what does that page come from?
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>>158628391
w h a t e v e r dude, you're not making sense. I already used google images and iqdb but it doesn't give a result
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I had to explain to Ying that her left click doesn't heal players.
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>>158628719
>being this stupid/new
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>>158629293
lmao whatever

>>158628123
are they gonna release back the viking skins?
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He was stuck up there until shell spin came off cd
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>>158630442
Someone save that poor turtle stuck in the tree
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>>158630442
>YOU DARE CHALLENGE MAKOA?!?!
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>>158630442
>playing bk and jolt someone into a corner they cant get out of
>dont even bother killing them stuck there rest of the round
trying to get it in payload but the maps aren't as curvy
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>Hooking people off the ledge on Fish Market as Makoa

This fun shouldn't be allowed
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>>158620265
That's very specific.
And weird.
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post em
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>>158630974
I got my first ragemail
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>>158631090
>Ice Mines

Weird, that was Fish Market.
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>>158630442
I once got stuck there as Fernando, but nothing could get me out of there
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so when does double exp start
want to use it to powerlevel my smurfs for the pip weapon skin
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>>158631461
Probably like 4 am Saturday morning.
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rolling around at the speed of sound
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>>158632127
Grenadier IV: Piggy Rolls Edition
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>>158632070
but it says it starts today and end on sunday
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>>158632127
what in the fuck is with the characters at the end?
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>>158632127
just wtf is that?

>>158632254
ultra low settings in config
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>>158632127
I forgot to mention: what meme music should I put over this, rollin by limp bizkit or green hill zone act 1 track
>>158632254
cranked the textures to their lowest LOD size in the ini
http://pastebin.com/rqUTExRm
muh performance
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>>158632373
green hill zone
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>>158632127
Is that just the Somersault card?
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>>158632550
no, as you can see, I disconnected. when you disconnect, before it kicks you from the game, none of your skills have cooldown and you can do some funny shit
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>>158632645
ah, what a shame. damn shame.
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>>158632660
BK looks like he has some concerns.
I like that head cause of the deeper colored pupils.
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>>158632127
balanced as fuck
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How did she get Aggression and Wrecker? We were guessing she got replaced by a bot
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>>158632660
I wish they'd make the cape its own body group on bomb king.
>want to have red body wih the black and white head
>have to use the black body with red cape if I don't want a red body and a giant purple cape with a black and white head
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>>158633756
Yep, had that happen to me once too.
Bots can do whatever the fuck they want.
If it was pre-round, bots can even choose whatever champion they want, even if it has already been picked.
I remember fighting against 2 bariks.
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>>158633756
hi-rez quality
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>>158633756
>andros name
>that buying
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>>158634086
yup he pushes aggression to max, straight up brain dead
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>>158633756
>that shit is still not fixed

sasuga lo-rez
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>>158632127
>got DC as androxus
>became superman
i wish i DC more often.
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Buck the cuck nerfs when? Even the biggest shitter can be good at him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWvKXdzaSw
hm epic
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>>158631083
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>>158634001
>Even bots know aggression is shit enough to replace it

wow
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>new patches unbinds all of my keybinds

reeee

fuk u lowrez
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I just got my first potg as Nando, feels good amigo.
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>VVVR - My ultimate is ready!
>Tab menu shows its not

Can't they just hotkey specific calls, like healing and ult charge?

JUST KEEP COPYING OVERWATCH
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>login process is shit
>buck commando skin is fucked up but still usable in customize champions
>players buying aggression against full haven team
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>>158635271
>players buying full haven against full aoe team
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I finally did it, i got a full item 3 build
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>>158614275
the end of this doujin made me sad
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>Be turtle
>Have most objective time of BOTH teams
>Decent shielding and damage
>Lose
Delete Kinessa from the game so that people get to use their head and not pay fucking CoD in an objective based game. At least the game crashed after I tried to queue again so I don't kill myself.
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Ah, ok
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So how do I pick between resilience and blast shields? It seems that most AOE attackers also have a form of CC
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>>158636013
But. . But muh Makoa Ruckus combo. That's really sad that you just had no good damage for your team. Should have been golden.
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>>158636980
I'd go for resilience if there's a way for the CC to instantly kill me, like Makoa/Drogoz/BK on any map that has a drop.
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>>158614068
>Can't find QT5WebKitWidgets.dll
Fuck off.
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>>158637213
Resilience works against makoa's hook? That's amazing
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>Buck's vvgh
>Buck's ver
What a nice fellow
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>>158636013
all the kinessa i faced is either too shit at it or too good at it. what happened in the middle?
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>>158635740
title pls
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>>158637513
It's by locon, forgot which of his
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>>158636013
>>158636904
just play androxus from now on and bully kinessa forever
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>>158637673
okay I got it, thank you anon. The title is also the filename
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>>158637778
Or literally any other flanker, even makoa or grover flanker will work wonders against her
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>>158637778
it's easier to bully kinessa as buck than as androxus
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>>158637948
Buck's the hardest counter for Kinessa and Viktor.
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>>158638027
>Not counter-sniping Kinessa as Cassie

Its fun
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>>158637948
Yesterday I played with a really good buck. He literally didn't allow the enemy kinessa to exist. Got POTG for 4 shoot-4kill too.
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>>158621343
Sauce
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>>158638572
Splashbrush
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>>158630657
>...Someone please help Makoa.
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>We fail a push and retreat
>A wall in text in hue about how everyone is a feeder
>It turns out he was the worst one in the scoreboard
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>>158630657
>please help
>I am a dying turtle
>I can only extend my death by a few seconds
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BUWK! HEEERES THE WIIIIIIIND UUP!!

>tfw buck ACTUALLY unironically is scary and fucks up most damage dealers and flankers in 1v1
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>>158638892
I don't get why you guys say Aggression is always bad. You can only defend yourself from direct or AoE damage, so if the enemy team has both of those, one of them will be doing increased damage on you. Blindly buying aggression like most people seem to do is stupid though
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>>158638892
i need some sort of tutorial on how to play buck because heres what happens to me

>find someone away from the team, jump at them
>land the net, recovery
>still manage to get out damaged and die
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>>158639423
you have literally twice the health of anyone you'll be jumping on bar pip and strelok, counting recovery
aim better
also, you can freely disengage from anyone if you start losing
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>>158639423
IV - life steal 10% on recovery
IV - low jump cool down
? - Jump strength

anything else
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>>158639335
Because people never take it one step further. Do they have healers and are they very active? If not, how about life steal? Batik has a card that can give him crazy healing by standing next to a turret. So what will deal more overall damage, your 5% extra damage vs his 250hp per sec, or reducing that by 30% of what it usually is?

Attack and defense cards are dependant on the enemy, while utility and healing cards are based on your team. The latter is safer to get right at the start, while the former can be picked and strategized with later.

Problem is when your Kinessa grabs aggression right at the start of the game to match with her basic load out.
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>>158639536
>>158639468
yeah ive got this loadout and i still get owned


deep breath 4, stomping ground 4, giga siphon 2, tangled 1 and rapid sustain 1
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>>158639904
get the max mobility deck you can get. Right now I'm running full recovery deck and as someone pointed out to switch on to jump deck if someone gonna by disrupting my heals (cauterize et. al)
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>>158639423
Who the hell did you jump on?
Did the killcam indicate that somebody helped them out with damage dealing or heals?
Because against most characters you should win in a 1v1 situation.
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>>158639904
To win fights with buck you need to hit them with the leap damage and net damage and 1 netted crit. From there its just a cleanup shot or two even if they mobility move of choice away. Practice his combo against bots or something if you have trouble pulling it off consistently.
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>tfw you get more deaths than eliminations as Drogoz

Never playing that dragon again, I hate being embarassed like that. I'll just stick to Nando
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>tfw you feel it coming.
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>>158642053
Drogoz defiantly needs help. I see no reason to pick him over Cassie.
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>>158642053
no man just play it for a while, you have to learn on how to execute their abilities very well, like androxous if you get the extra ammo per nether step while chasing and maximizing shots with less reloading. Sorry for my broken english but I hope you get my point.
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>>158642139
>be Barik
>whole team wiped out
>waiting for my teammates to respawn
>get accused of AFKing at the end of the match

shitters
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>>158642213
>>158642154
I just seem to have absolutely no luck. Whenever I pick Drogoz, the other team has a competent Viktor who takes me out whenever I fly up. When I start shooting at the point from high up, suddenly everyone knows I'm flying and focuses only on me.

Fuck.
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>>158642053
Drogoz is hit and miss like that at least as an average player.
Either you get ignored and top the scoreboard in everything or somebody decides to focus on you and you feel absolutely useless.
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>>158642213
I think he gets that, but really Drogoz is just a sitting duck. This games hugeass hitboxes don't take kindly to a 2500 hp target. Any hero with hitscan or fast attacks like Cassie can screw up his day.
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>>158642350
And then you get to fight a bomb king or pip as bad dragon and take z e r o damage
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Kinessa and Cassie go for aggression at the beginning of the match and this happens. So mad right now.
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>>158642540
I played against a Pip today as Drogoz who landed every single shot he aimed at me.

It was painful
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>>158642557
>3 tanks

anyone had wrecker from your team?
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>start of the game
>our Maldamba buys aggression
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>try to force 2 tank meta with randoms
>get 2 tanks
>rarely lose
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>>158643085
>get 2 tanks
>Ruckus and Fernando
>Ruckus tries to play as a flanker while Nando is seen everywhere but not close to the point
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>>158643085
>get 2 tanks
>play the healer
>the tanks are scared of the point
>lose
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>>158643085
>try this
>pick makoa after someone's picked nando
>nando switches to a damage dealer at the last second
>we also don't have a healer
>lose
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>mfw Bucks think they can 1v1 my Pip
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>>158643085
>somebody picks ruckus
>pick nando to compliment his pick
>somebody else switches last minute from cassie to makoa
>"woops, I didn't see we had a nando on our team"
It ended up being a pretty close game actually due to half our team lagging out for the first two rounds. Once we got our shit together we absolutely dominated though.
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>>158643470
I've never had a game lag and disconnect as much as this one. Lot of work needs to be done on that and matchmaking.
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>>158643085
>forced another tank into play
>he picked my favorite tank
>played it worse than I would have
>lose
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>>158643820
I don't get why there seems to be a shit ton of laggers. I can actually tell who's lagging on the enemy team, such as if a Drogoz is teleporting around or if people start spazzing out after I hook them with RoadTurtle.
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>>158643085
ok now I'm getting more retards for a change
>get 2 tanks
>the fucking muh'koa thinks he's an ambusher/flanker
>even the ying hangs so far back they're basically just sticking to the retarded makoa shitter
>throw the match to end it quicker since I am constantly alone on the objective
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>>158642213
It would be faster to carry the rocket and slap an enemy with it than actually shooting it.
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>>158642540
Some of us can actually aim with Pip or Jolt King.
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What's a good champion to unlock? I'm new.
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>>158645069
You should unlock and learn to play everyone, eventually. Start with whomever you consider interesting, probably pay closer attention to front line first.
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>>158645158
>Start with whomever you consider interesting
That's the problem, I don't know which ones are interesting to me. Guess I'll get makoa because I disliked playing fernando so far
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>>158645234
Fernando is solid though boring. Makoa is one of the most active frontliners.
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>>158645069
Who have you liked playing as so far?
Grohk and Barik are both good and pretty easy to pick up however you'll need to buy some cards for a custom deck to make Barik worthwhile.
If you can aim, Androxus is absolutely lethal.
Bomb King is good fun with a very unique design and definitely with a try.
Evie and Buck were both available for free with skins from special website offers. You might want to check if you can still get them to pad out your roster.
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>play drogoz
>enemy team has a 3 man premade
>(barik, buck, viktor), kinessa and ying
>2 of them are over 2200 elo
>it's timber mill
>mfw
no flying for this bad dragon
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>>158644223
>shooting people as Drogoz
>see my rocket go straight in their face
>no impact
>they take no damage
>rocket just randomly disappears
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>>158644223
you know why

shitters from shit countries with shit connections and them picking wrong regions because they are retarded and being 10 year old dumb shit
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>>158645450
>>158645326
I unlocked makoa and I enjoyed playing Drogoz so far, Evie (only other character I unlocked so far) and Cassie are fun, but I'm garbage with them. I only played one match as makoa (lost) but he seems interesting, any loadout and general tips?
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>>158638881
>A wall in text in hue about how everyone is a feeder
>He was able to read it
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Am I ding something wrong as Barik? I usually just get the riding card first to set up faster, but the enemy usually just rips my shield and set up apart as soon as they reach the point. Also, what level of Healing Station should I use? I currently have it at IV.
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>>158646097
Your first shot after hooking someone does big damage to them, hook in squishies and splat 'em. If any of your team mates are paying attention, it's a pretty easy free kill.

After you hook someone, quickly face towards your team to make it harder for them to escape. You can even face towards the edge of Fish Markets etc. and drop 'em off.
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Barik's not as good of a solo frontline as Fernando and Makoa.
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>>158643085
>play against 3 tanks and 2 healers
>team is all damage
>win
feels good
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>>158646252
Morale Boost can also be pretty good for locking down points more often.
Stay mobile. Place turrets not together.
You're not as good a solo tank as Nando/Muh Kouta, so don't take horse riding without a team backing you up.
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>>158646264
Hooking also disables Fernando's shield. It's good to sometimes sacrifice it to deal with him
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>>158646513
Oh, so that's why enemy Makoas usually do that to me.
There are some who just shell up after that though.
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>>158614605

Clefairy
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>>158646252
By the looks of it you aren't doing much wrong. You have top damage dealt and plenty of objective time you just needed better teammates to help you out.
With healing station, III or IV is the ideal just make sure you are close enough to one or both of your turrets to get those heals though, it has a pretty small radius. Consider throwing some points into forged alloy and combat repair so that the turrets last long enough to be helpful and place them far enough apart that a drogoz or similar can't destroy both at once.
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>>158646335
>He doesn't max duration and cooldown on barrier
>He doesn't immediately buy chronos to reduce downtime to 2 seconds
Barik's strength is being able to constantly replace shields, not in having a high hp one
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>>158646252
healing station and bowling ball are his 2 most important cards
healing station can be level 3 or 4, same goes for bowling ball, any less and it's not worth your time

otherwise you need to decide between cooldowns of your movement, shield, turret placement cards or whatever works for your playstyle
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>be me
>bee play paladrinks
>be do well
>all of sudden, angry dragon fucking fly right for me
>died
What the hell mans
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>>158646963
just b urself
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>pop some Barik twice off of the map with a poppy
>friend request after match

I think he's just mad
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>>158647195
I always get resilience against a Frog Isle bomb king
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Wait, kinessa's facepaint is actually a band-aid?

fffuuuuck
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>>158646264
What about cards? Also of them sound interesting in different ways
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Is anybody from the general still playing? I want that sweet EXP boost of this week + The party bonus.
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>>158647990
NA or EU ?
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>Oooooh, i can think of a few ways to use that - Ying, Paladins: Champions of the Realm

WHAT DID SHE MEAN WITH THIS
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>>158648194
She's going to stick the item she bought in her butt
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>>158648167
EU.
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>>158648265
delet this
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>>158648258
>it's Bulldozer or Master Riding
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>>158648265
You can add me if you want to play fro a bit : kanrd I have no mic though
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>>158648265
Oink Oink
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>>158648410
No

>>158648501
Alright, I'm up for a few matches.
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>>158648265
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>tfw probably gonna start maining Nando because I suck as anything else

I tried to use Makoa in training but the hook never worked. Any idea why? I kind of want to give him a try.
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>tell andro to do his one job as the flanker and go kill viktor instead of trying to snipe behind frontliners
>he says shit about my alt account's low level of character mastery
>later tell him to kill viktor as it's all he really needs to do as the viktor kept targeting me along with their horny buck who went full autist and kept chasing when he could
>waste my time on the viktor instead of helping clear the point faster as drogoz and lessening my damage output
>he's clearly assblasted
>win and in the end have triple his kills etc and he has less eliminations than deaths
>even the ying outdamaged and outkilled him

shitters

shitters everywhere
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>>158649030
you have to hit the hook

it's not hard

you're probably just bad

stick to fernando
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>>158649030
>tfw I don't suck as everything else, but I always play him because of free wins
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>>158649656
Hit the hook? What?
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>>158649930
the hook needs to hit the target

you need to throw the hook at an enemy

honestly just play fernando
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>>158647749
Shameless plug
http://paladins.guru/builds/guides/v/pM
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>>158650019
I know that, but hit the hook kind of sounded like I need to additionally press LMB for it to work. Word your posts better, friend.
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>be useless as fuck androxus
>rush x3 item the improves ulti charge
>save ulti for game winning objectives clearing 2-3 enemies

Feels good mang

feels great man
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>play of the game is Assburgers using his ult and barely killing 2 enemies
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>>158650265
>potg is an evie unimpressively flanking kinessa, running towards her from the side, and then finishing off 2 low health champs who are busy trying to clear the objective
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>Ying, Androxus, Viktor (me) and Barik
>last picker chooses fucking androxus
>doesn't flank

Fucking shitters.
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>>158650697
>already had an andy
>last pick is andy
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>>158650697
sorry man
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>>158650697
>playing Nando
>enemy team has one Androxus that constantly tries to get close to me
>I fireball + dash him every time
>kills me 0 times throughout the game
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>>158650765
shit whoops I meant Buck
neither of them flanked though

>>158650853
kek, love playing as nando for that fucking invincible feeling. Amazed that no-one has figured out you can run behind the fucking shield.
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>>158650265
>>158650551
>POTG is Andro reloading
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>>158650985
You've got to admit, well reloaded.
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>>158650985
>CatLivesMatter
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>>158650985
confused black man with question marks near his head.jpg
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>>158650985
Wow what a play
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>Add boosters you have to buy
>add boosts for playing with friends
>nerf xp gains in the same patch

>shits on solo players even though they make up the majority of players and allow most <5 premades to fill out parties

I'm not sure what's worse, how hard they are shitting on solo players or that they are still playing.
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>>158650985
potg was a mistake
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>>158650963
Some people learn. Usually when I pop my shield people get really close to me to try to get past it and then I'm fucked, especially since very often I'm left all alone as the rest of my team gives no shit about hiding behind my shield
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>>158651416
There was literally no reason to include it. The algorithm doesn't even work properly.
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>>158651350
They nerfed xp gains? Seems normal to me.
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>>158651416
>potg is some evie who just takes out 4 people who were at around 10-20% health
>see our Nando smash 3 people one by one
>not a single mention
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>>158650985
lmao
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>Pick Ruckus
>Someone notices and picks another Frontline
>We stick together and become indestructible
>Win
Happened three times almost one after another with different people and each time was as good as the last. Ruckus + any other Frontliner is just so good and people are noticing!
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>>158651838
Ruckus thrives as a secondary tank. He's terrible as a primary tank.
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>>158651887
>>158651838
>tfw someone picks Ruckus, you pick another frontline to help him and he switches last second to Kinessa
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>>158651557
They increased the amount needed to level up or something, it was taking a lot longer.

Of course they were smart and did this at the same time as adding a double xp weekend event, but yeah.
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>play as Ying
>match went to 3/3
>we won
>350 objective time
>more than my entire team combined
>more than the enemy's team two frontlines combined

I'm impressed by how much I can tank with Haven and an Illusion nearby. Still, fuck those teams who don't play the objective
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>>158651838
>you go against a 5 player pre-made using voice chat and lose no matter what you all pick
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>>158651350
levels don't really do anything so it's whatever
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>>158651350
Quite a lot of people are making smurf accounts for ranked, it's to try counter or at least profit of them.
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when does that new BK skin get removed
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>pick buck
>enemy caught up at 3-3
>mfw this edgy androxous starts flaming because of not buying Master Riding
>wtf i'm gonna do with that item
>wins the game
tfw got the play of the game and best flank
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>>158651949
But yesterday my bar looks like it filled at the same rate as normal.
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>>158651942
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How the fuck how? Drogoz didn't use F skill and sucked i got more damage than him i hate this player so bad now , here boys look at him , look at him and Laugh out Loud
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>>158653246
*cums on you*

BacK OFF???
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>>158651942
>>158652579
this is the same stuff happened in this game, I pick grohk because that andoxous select drogoz over buck, then I pick buck and he switches to androxous.
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>>158651942
>tfw all the stars align and the perfect opportunity to pick ruckus presents itself to you with a fernando, ying, and pip
>tfw you steamroll the enemy team 0-4 in 5 minutes and get the top play
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Kills don't matter too much in this game but both BK and Grohk in my team were pretty terrible and the game was a mess
Some day Hi-Rez will fix the matchmaking system.
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>>158654058
>playing Viktor

You deserve it you tryhard cuck.
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What's the point of playing Buck again?
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>>158654127
I wish that there were more tryhards and fewer casuals
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>>158654242
None, anyone with a decent F can just escape from or outflank you.
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>win just before maintenance
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>>158654242
>>158638892
Buck can 1v1 everyone in the game, except Cassie, Pip, and (until his cauterize is up and running) Ying.
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>>158654523
>frogposting

You mean you were about to lose HARD then maintenance kicked in and you dodged the bullet?
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>>158654562
- pip
- cassie
+ evie
+ drogoz
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>>158654562
you're forgetting bomb king

buck is so large and kills so slowly that bomb king is basically guaranteed 3 or maybe even 4 sticky bombs which is an instant kill
>>
GAME IS DOWN?????
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>>158654706
>cassie
>roll deck gives you pretty much unlimited rolls/health/damage as long as you don't miss
>buck can somehow 1v1 this
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>>158654523
Me too m8
And we losed every capture before it
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>>158654687
Watch your mouth boy.
>>
Did Hi-rez mention anything about new characters? I've tried out pretty much everyone available, thanks to the fuckton of gold we get, and there's nothing much to spend said gold on.
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>add top performances per hero type and POTG for additional rage fuel

God save us from voting cards or anything similar.
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>Playing as a front line
>Getting fucking obliterated because DPS aren't doing their fucking job, absolutely fucking suck and are getting creamed, and are fucking camping by staying back instead of using my shield to put the offense.
>Healing Grover isn't doing his job either to heal and is just looking out for kills.
>Tell the fucking DPS to do their fucking job, because we will go nowhere if they aren't taking down the other team.
>"I STICK DICK IN YOUR OWL!!"
>wat

I fucking hate F2P games.... Can't escape these fucking freebie morons and BR faggots.
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>>158654829
Why don't you watch this
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>>158654847
Another sniper coming soon, I really hope they announce it next week.
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>>158655462
>Another sniper
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>>158655547
Now Kinessa gets a girlfriend :3
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>>158655462
this game really doesn't need so many long range shitters
it shouldn't have any of them tbph

stupid low rez
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>>158654706
pip wins every time
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>>158655547
Full sniper teams when?
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>>158655462
You better be of joking
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>>158655674
>Paladins based on close-combat melee classes or brawlers instead of 360noscopes

Would fucking play
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>>158655462
>Another character for shitters to play with.

Great...
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>>158654797
>>158655702
Nah
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>>158655462
>>158655547
They called him a pseudo-sniper, someone who might use a longbow or something.
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>>158655846
finally someone who uses a bow properly?
because Cassie doesn't count.
That thing is just a pseudo gun.
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>>158655904
Cassie is basically a sniper without a scope

>>158655846
I WANT ANOTHER FRONTLINER REEE
>>
Holy fuck, I fucking love this character.

I was having trouble with her at first, but once you get used to her she is a fucking beast. Tanks go down like flies.

A great character to cuck Skye out of her "Play of The Game" moments with here cheap bombo ult.
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>>158655993
Tell me your secrets, I suck with her
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>>158655818
>with two sniper shitters to choose from you can't even instalock both of them by yourself to prevent shitters from picking at least one of them
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>>158655993
Evie is definitely one of those "finally clicks" champs. Teleport, Flicker and Wormhole are compulsory cards.
And I guess if you like her style of "manic pixie dream girl" that's good too.
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>>158656051
>pick sniper whore cause u dont want your teammates to use it
>change pick in the final second
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>>158655674
It needs more front liners because that is the role that every team is required to have but people don't play that role a lot (Because that role is poorly balanced) so hi-rez doesn't invest in it. Just like in Smite the least played role is the one that most people see as required and it has the least amount of characters.
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>>158656032
get between their buttcheeks and blow your load
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>>158654967
>complains about fucking freebie morons
Aren't you a freebie moron anon?
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>>158656137
>some other guy pick what you actually wanted
>cucked out of playing
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>>158656180
Skye has cancer oh no.
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>>158656180
Have they not fixed that yet? I had a bomb king with no fucking head last week too.

This is because of that change to the models to let you split up costumes, pity they fucked it up.
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>>158656425
It's Hi-Rez, of course they were gonna break it.
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>>158654706
Pip has basically the same time-to-kill as buck does, but a larger range with a kit built for kiting, as well as a tiny hitbox (so Buck's shots need to be on-point). Buck has a pretty hard time dueling him assuming he didn't go healslut build.

Cassie 1v1s everyone in the game and does 3170 damage with full combo (shot > roll > shot > blast shot > disengage > shot), so Buck has to be pretty careful about not getting instantly deleted the moment he tries to fight her. You usually have to wait until she blows cooldowns elsewhere and pray she misses her first roll shot.

Drogoz can jetpack away, but Buck can chase him on a lower cooldown until he's in a bad spot.

Buck can't really kill Evie but she can't really kill Buck. It's a skill matchup until someone fucks up, mostly.

>>158655815
>>158655462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnj1YoKAQus

37:28
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>>158656532
Oh it was that far back, I was looking at the devinsight and most recent patch show.

Time stamped link https://youtu.be/hnj1YoKAQus?t=2247
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>>158655462
I'm sorry I asked
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Just a reminder that if you actually want good games, do payload.
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>>158656898
>it's a "team can't break Barik's wall because the DPS is retarded" episode

no thanks
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>>158656967
>Not playing DPS and carrying
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>>158657049
I usually play as Viktor on payload and it's hilarious how easy it is to carry there.
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>>158657123
>playing CODguy
lmao
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>>158657123
>GAROSH, INCOMING!
What did he mean by this?
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>>158655462
>Another sniper

If it's a Loli and it's a frontliner I will be okay with it, or else I will refuse it exists, just like Kinessa.
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>>158657230
Times change.
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>>158657303
It's going to be a man, most likely Cassie's father
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>>158654847
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-35-datamining-stealth-longbow-champion-and-ymir/
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>>158656898
Nah fuck that piece of shit nonsense.

Siege brings teams into a heated battle moment at the center of the map to unlock the point, and is both payload and king of the hill at once. Separates the shitstains to the pros. Only shitter snipers like payloads.
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>>158657364
I would be okay with this, for the incest porn.

>Decoy Spawn
>Molotov Projectile
>Stealth

this doesn't sound very loli-like, so I will guess it might be Cassie's dad.
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>>158657230
GULASH, INCOMING
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>>158657364
>Cassie's Father
>The lore for him is that He wants to take Cassie back home, so He fights to find his daughter, and He has a special line that plays when He kills an enemy Cassie
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>>158657740
>''told ya the world is dangerous''
it writes it self
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>>158657869
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>>158657413
>that map layout
It reminds me of quake or something, pretty cool. I think that instead of one point per round though, it should be like Gears' capture point mode where you control one point for a certain amount of time and it moves to another spot.

And also, why was Barik's gun changed to a shotgun? The slug rounds seems much cooler and useful.
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>>158657413
>Ymir
>Ability: Ice wall

#MPGA
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>>158657413
Wait, are founders getting 8k crystals to free?
Or did i missread that?
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>>158657869
>If Cassie kills her Father she says "See? I can take care of myself!"
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>>158658249
And Nando tells her father that he loves her
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>>158658206
it's probably a PRESS ONLY special pack they give to reviewers and most cancerous streamers etc to review the game (so they can try and play all characters) and buy stuff
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>>158658206
It seems like a promotion of Founder Pack that If You buy it you get 8k crystals bonus.
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>>158658049
they said they weren't planning on adding new game modes for sometime after adding Payload, so we probably won't get teamdeathmatch for a long time, if at all (because they really love their frontline meta garbage)

>>158658339
Fernando shouldn't cheat on Evie.
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>>158658439
Nando has enough love for everybody
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>>158658439
>Evie
>not himself
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>>158658439
>Fernando shouldn't cheat on Himself.
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>>158658249
den

buhks
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>>158658339
>Nando
>Not saying "Don't worry Mr. Whatever-the-fuck-Cassie's-family-name-is, I will protect her from the dangers of the world."
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>trying to play payload
>insane queue times
>constantly one fucking retard not pressing ready
>finally get a team
>and it's a good team, have seen a couple of them before playing well
>someone on the enemy team does not ready up
>back to queue

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>158658339
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?
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>>158658551
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>>158658687
Vyckaa you piece of shit kill yourself STOP FUCKING SHITTING UP MY QUEUE REEEEEE
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>be Ying
>BEHOLD THE DRAGON'S FURY
>he charges me
>place an illusion in front of me
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>page 9

ded game ded thread?
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>someone picks mal
>they get 30k healing and we lose
>I don't think they healed me or anyone else on point even once
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this hot"fix" broke the game
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Can anyone else not queqe right now?
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>>158660628
nope, shit's brolen
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I can't even log in
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>>158658825
PLEASE
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>>158660628
Can queue, but everything takes a minute or so to register. Shit's slow, yo.
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Is it just the first levels or does this game really take no skill at all?
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>>158660383
Most healers are fucking greedy and retarded anon...

The majority of them, especially Grover, Mal'Damba and Pip players are only out there for kills and only heal when they see when their own health bar is running low.
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>>158660963
>REMINDER: you are playing against bots until level 5 in casual queue.
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>>158660963
way to read the op
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what the fuck is happening
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>>158661031
>>158661032
I thought it was a joke
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>>158657869
>>158657957
>>158657740
>one of his death lines is "Tell...Cassie...I'm proud..."
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>>158658825
post the full thing, or link to
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>>158661074
Three way gang bang.

Hope you put that fat ass to use.
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>SERVERS WILL GO DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE IN 20 MINS
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>>158661159
10/10 will E it again.
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>>158661004
Honestly it should be easier to look at teammates health bars without having to directly stop whatever you are doing and place your crosshairs on them. It's unacceptable in a fps game to have to constantly place your crosshairs on your teammates (tf2 gets a pass because the medigun and the medic class only had the purpose to heal. Here we have a myriad of abilities and the healers can fight while healing).
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>>158661365
Turn on always show player health.
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>>158661249
>this happens during one of my games
>get a message saying I will receive favor
>receive nothing

Thanks Lo-rez
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>>158661480
Oh okay we have that option then
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>>158661004
Pip's not a healer.
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>>158661480
Healers should still be able to see their team's health without having to stop everything to look at them. Mamba has to be up there or just stand back doing fuck all because lolnorange.
>>
> already 9 minutes into queue
> cancel doesnt work
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>>158626145
It's not sexual deprivation, it's obsession. Someone obsessed with sex could get laid three times a day and they would still be thinking about jerking off.
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>>158661740
Hey, at least you're not getting MATCH READY popups while not even being in queue.
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>>158662070
I get match ready popups
I just cant click on ready
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>>158647195
No, I do that too. I send friend requests to team MVPs and enemies who legit beat me. Hell, a former enemy Viktor is now my "you want to win this game?" Party member.
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>>158626815
God, I love Grohk. He's a Tank's/Fronter-Liner's best friend and companion.

He would get owned if he's on his own, so he's always with the tank, utilizing his skills, dropping the healing totem, and supporting you instead of walking on his own and occasionally coming back to heal, or not, like most healers do.
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Xth for Hi res needs to slow the matches down by about 15%. Make capping and cart pushing slower, and nerf some of the tanks, or directly buff their counters.
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>>158626145
>low test male detected
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> tfw playing overwatch because of maintenance
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>>158663747
>tfw sucking dick just to pass time
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>>158663747
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>>158663747
>tfw tried to play overwatch again and quit after one match

Wish I had just found out about this game before wasting my cash on that.
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>>158663819
>tfw noone to suck my dick
I didnt even fap for 2 days
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Should I spend my shekels on Barik?
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>>158664135
Why did you quit?
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>>158664390
BARIK'S GO' A GUN, HE'S GONNA SHOOT YA DOWN!
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>>158664201
>tfw if i didn't' fap for 2 days I'd be sucking my own dick
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>>158664478
GANZ DUN KILL PYEEPOLE, AY DOOH
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>>158664565
champions > cards > skins | voice
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Website says it's back, gonna give it a try
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>>158664725
Suck mine, its nice and big
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>>158663747
[kick the tires, light the fires in French]
>>
double exp is pretty dumb, it does you no favors to gain more levels faster since you will get to fight higher and higher level people and pros and pro premades

it only helps newbies who are impatient to level characters for competitive which isn't any better than casual

also gold is pretty worthless and there's barely anything good to buy, just some dumb recolors and basic voice packs
>>
>>158665520
[SNAPPIN NECKS AND CASHIN CHECKS in french]
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>>158663747
>>158664102
sucks to be a poorfag in a third world country. this game costs a kidney over here, that's why i play paladins.
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>put in a team with 4 man premade
>against a 5 man premade with a 100+ and 200+ level account guys in it and 3 around your levels

there was no way to stay alive against that kind of bombardment, especially since the mal on my team didn't even try to heal and was probably too busy trying to flank with his buddies

premades in this game are cancer and low rez just keeps encouraging them despite nobody liking them and most players playing solo
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>>158664423
Too big emphasis on ults and shoddy as fuck balance.
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>>158665272
>instigating full on erp in /palg/
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VGS: "Above us!" FUCKING WHEN?
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>these queue times

what the fuck did low rez do
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>>158665880
All ult are getting nerfed in next update
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>>158666106
They made the matching better to test if players actually want longer queue times for better matches or if they were bullshitting.
>give better matchmaking hi-rez, I don't mind waiting
>WTF THESE MATCH TIMES?
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>>158664102
>soulless robots in the roster
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>>158666135
No, only ult charge times. Ult stay the same mostly. Everyone will keep their "I win" button only it'll take a bit more to be usable.
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>>158664102
Who wears the skintight purple jumpsuit better: Widowmaker or Skye?
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>>158666409
>low-rez
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>>158666409
they're both pretty shit desu
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>>158665591
Yeah, I have no idea what's supposed to be a point of double xp, but the inclusions of boosters shows that Hi-Rez don't give a fuck - "shit, WoT has it and it's popular, we must have it our game then!"
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>>158660084
>be Ying
>BEHOLD
>place illusion right in front of him
>he saw me standing still looking at him and anticipated it, and turns on a dime and dodges the illusion
>i press shift and he hits the illusion anyways
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>>158665591
double xp is fucking stupid, I would pay for half xp because the quicker you level the more premades you run into

The only reason I can see it being worth it is if you desperately want to get into ranked, but why would you?
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>>158666042
No erp, i mean come to my place and suck me off
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>>158666178
>low rez
>ever improving anything

nah they just fucked something up with this "fix" because MM was fine (just as shit as before) before it when servers were not acting up
>>
>>158666409
>>158664102
Never realized how Skye was basically Widowmaker but slightly more expressive.
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>>158666105
andy ult, drogoz.
>>
did they just remove potg?
>>
I feel like sometimes the game just wants to punish me for winning a few matches in a row so it sticks me tanking for the special needs class.

>>158668419
Haven't seen it in a couple of matches. Maybe they just toned down how often it pops up.
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>>158668634
I really can't understand how certain games can be so unbalanced, it almost feels like the account levels of the player are messed. When I started playing matches against humans, most matches ended up as relaly close, now unbalanced matches are the rule.
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>>158666135
Just charge time. It will still be farm-ults-then-push
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Noob here
Wich cards should I buy for bomb king?
>>
Probably a dumb question, but if I buy the Triggerman Buck voice pack, do I need to have the rest of the set for the voice pack to work?
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>>158667610
I kept spamming right flank once but since viktor was at the top of the building no one noticed until he ults us.
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>>158669273
No. You can use any part of a set separately.
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>>158669020
Jolt and cooldown for grumpy bomb.
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>>158669020
Jolt IV
Countdown IV

become the king of the control point, all other cards are rubbish
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>>158669364
>>158669486
Thanks
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>>158668419
Definitely still there but seems to not trigger so much. It's still pretty wonky though.

>>158668985
And after that game I had one where I was matched up with and against people who seemed to be fresh from bot play. I managed to clear the point and push the payload mostly on my own, didn't even ult. Enemy team had no tank. The matchmaking seems to be getting worse instead of better.
>>
>Literally the only one playing the objective with 4 assholes pretending to be snipers on my team
>no healers
>We still won
Barik with that shield loadout is fucking GOAT
also
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>>158668634
>Ceasescu
What did he do wrong
I know he was Romanian and fascist
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>>158668634
How is it even possible to end the game with 0 eliminations?
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Is there any way to dodge 5 man stacks? I'd rather abandon and get banned for 2 hours instead of playing these 9v1 games.
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>>158670478
>shield loadout

Where can I find that because I've been with shitty Kinessa/evie players all day after the hotfix.
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>>158668985
My last game was 5 days ago, I considered myself a fairly decent player after having played for about a month and almost always getting the highest kills in a match. Not saying I'm great but I'm above average and can usually hold my own against most players I had been put against (level 27), the stomping I and my whole team received on my final match was fucking incredible. They all worked together as a team, backing each other up and it was impossible to take anyone down.

It was a fucking kerb stomping the likes of which I've never seen, they were always together etc and just got the objective and took it home like we weren't even there.

I haven't logged on since. I didn't even get 1 kill, nobody did on my whole team and they all had decent mmr scores. When you get stomped hard as a newbie you can take it, when you play for a fair while and get better at the game, put effort in and get stomped like that? You just gotta uninstall and play something else, ur fuckin dun.

I was telling myself, if I don't even get one kill I'm dun. Didn't get one kill, tryhard as fuck and even when I was doing well someone else would come in and back them up to finish me off / stun /heal them.

If you play solo it doesn't matter how much you play, how often you train or what you do. You will never be anything other than shit against a good premade group. That realisation was what killed my desire to bother with this game anymore.

Their shitty match making will be the death of this game.
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servers are wonky right now or whats happening
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>>158670478
>playing cassie
>barik on enemy team
>buy wrecker
>buy wrecker again
>buy wrecker a third time
>enemy barik was nowhere to be seen
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>>158671903
so basically you boohoo'd out of the game. topkek

Poor guy got his pride hurt. You want some candy for that lil boo boo?
>>
>>158671761
on masterpaladins there is a "live game tracker".

You should check if
-it work during hero selection
-it displays groups at all

Run paladins in windowed mode and let a browser window open for ez alt tabbing. if you deem the game good, you can always alt+enter to go fullscreen.
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>>158671903
git gud
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>>158671903
>tfw I will never be as good in palydindus as I've been in some other fps games

there's just something about this game that I can't fully mesh with
might be the team aspect and me being too autistic to suck the dick of strangers hard enough to actually get a functioning team
>>
>>158672695
Thanks I'll give that a try.
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>>158672547
Nobody on this general is gud compared to the best players, especially if you're facing good players in a premade.

Only difference is I had a match that showed me that once and for all and now suddenly saw the game for the shallow waste of time it was.

Playing the same handful of maps over and over, with the same few champs over 2 game modes when you'll never really get anywhere.
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>>158673342
Every game is a waste of time though, you just got salty about losing in a videogame, good riddance.
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>>158673342
>when you'll never really get anywhere.

that's videogames in-general.

that's life in-general.
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>>158673540
Yep but most games have content to experience, then you move onto another game.

This game has barely any, the illusion of getting better at it is what keeps people playing. Which is a nonsense.

The matcher is bad now, it's only going to get worse as player numbers drop.
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>>158673342
>you'll never really get anywhere.
>he thinks a fucking children toy will get him anywhere in life
I don't know what's wrong, anon. You tell me.
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>>158614068
yea i m not going to play this game anymore

the objective isnt to win anymore, its to get play of the game and be top of damage or kills

its clearly gets on everyones nerves now, hardly anyone cares to win if it comes front of gaining kills or damage to get in front of the end game score

and this will increase shittalking, because its pointless to focus on winning, its all about focusing your aim or exploiting cards at all times
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>>158674085
>muh safespace

Could frontliner and support mains be anymore cuckified ?
>>
Noob bomb king again
Wich item should i buy?
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>>158671903
Premades vs solo is the worst cancer this game has by far but you're probably a teenager and never got good at legitimately hard FPS games. Don't let reality bite you too hard.
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>>158670541
>fascist
Communist Stalinist.
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>>158675386
You can just play competitive and not run into anything bigger than 2-stacks.
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>>158675196
Wrecker and/or Chronos
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>>158673342
>I'm bad so everyone else is bad

How old are you?
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>>158670541
Communist man who ruled the country with an iron fist. People didn't like how we didn't have any freedom at all, so they killed him on christmas.
He practically threw people in jail If they said anything bad about him, nobody was allowed to leave the country If they weren't a politician with permission, and You had exact hours when the lights went off, also, kids were taught to report their parents If they said anything bad about "Tovarășu' Ceaușescu".
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>>158675196
it's basically your job to kill shields because you shit out damage like no other hero, so wrecker III unless they have only a ruckus for tank or something
otherwise you want contextual things. resillience against other jolt kings, cauterize against healstacks, i recommend either of the cooldown items because both your ultimate and your grumpy bomb is good to have more of
you're not supposed to fight directly with enemies (your hitbox is huge and jolt is best used against enemies to keep them away from your team (or in the pit) rather than an escape, although it works) so don't try haven memes
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payload is so full of retarded low level shitters it's a nightmare in solo queue

fucking ying just kept shattering the illusions and wasn't constantly putting them down and when they did it was always in retarded spots

and the fucking idiot andro that suddenly stopped buying items in second round and wanted to snipe more often than flank

I get so fucking mad when I lose because of idiots on my team, worse than getting stomped by some tryhard premade
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>>158665854
Premades are cancer in each and every game, anon.
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>>158650046
Rewinding a bit, you gave this guide to me a few days ago. Its working really well. Like you suggested, I go Calm if I see Ruckus, Bomb King or Drogoz.
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>>158666247
Zenyatta's whole deal is that he has a soul. And its enlightened. He floats because he wills it, not because of some weird jetpack in his ass.

Who the eff knows about Bastion tho.
>>
>every single top play of the game is viktor
Just fuck me up.
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>>158670478
>>Literally the only one playing the objective with 4 assholes pretending to be snipers on my team

Haven't you heard? This is what Hi-Rez wants!
>Objectives and Payload carts no longer progress faster with multiple players, one player will give the maximum amount of progress.
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>>158677468
It's so you can push up and take map control, and also incentivizes people to make use of more areas of the map, instead of just 5stacking on the point like retards.
>>
holy shit guys http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?17614-Open-Beta-36-Hotfix-2-October-28th-2016 huge hotfix
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>>158677036
But robots don't have souls like gingers.
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>>158677968
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>>158677701
Yeah, I also find that the big problem with the game right now is people cooperating too much and playing for the point. Sometimes I find myself having to tell other players "No, don't support me too much. So much healing and taking care of flankers is gonna spoil me as a tank. Go out and explore the map at your leisure, please."
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>>158677036
no, zenyatta merely believes its enlightened.

Do not fall for robot propaganda.
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>>158678287
Have you ever actually played an objective based shooter aside from Overwatch? In ET and Dirty Bomb it's the most standard thing to push up and stop the enemy team from reaching the obj in the first place, in UT or Quake CTF you want your team mates to go hold the enemies at chokepoints while you're carrying the flag instead of piling up around you to die to a shock combo and so on.
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>>158677723
where is the fix that removes kinessa from the game
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>>158678481
>Only believes its enlightened
>Literally channels otherworldly powers unexplainable by technology

k. k. kkkkkkkkkk. k. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>158678803
paid omnic shills pls go and stay go

>>>/vg/owg/
>>
>Get matched against fucking Kami0889 and his fuckboy Cassie friend
>Having to get bodied for like 17 minutes against a really good log shooter and a BK that has a 90% stick rate

I'm starting to believe this forced 50 meme.
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>>158678263
When will hirez steal Zenyatta? I really liked playing him during the beta weekend before the game released.
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>>158679024
I'm worried how broken it would be. Zenyatta's orbs pretty much have the largest hitbox of any projectile in the game. Couple that with Paladin's lol huge hitboxes and you've got a nightmare.
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>>158677059
Either a camping Viktor picking off people without moving, or Skye's cheap bomb ult because everyone crowds the payload, giving her the opportunity to exploit.
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>>158679024
>BEHOLD THE DRAGONS--
>YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY
>cling, cling, cling
>Slayed Drogoz
>In anger you defeat only yourself.
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>>158678731
>work together to sweep the objective
>players go out individually to fuck about near the spawn point and harass a less skilled player on the other team
>a bunch of the other guys ride out of spawn together and head straight for the point
>kill the lone tank in no time
>rest of our team backtracks
>dies one by one
Unless you're just way better than the other guys that's exactly how it'll go in this game. I can already see you're that guy that's nowhere to be seen near the point for the whole fucking game and then wonders how it's possible that we lost since you had so many kills.
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>>158679231
Or Barik randomly shooting shit and getting quad """""kill"""""""" from 4 assists.
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>>158674807
The only ones I enjoy for those classes are Makoa and Ying. I don't know how people play Fernando and pretend they're flanks. I'm glad the pubs aren't meta based, killfests are the best.
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>>158679249
Or more realistically

>dehorse the entire enemy team straight out of spawn
>hold them at the chokepoints before the objective
>if things go right even get a kill or 2
You can't "ride straight for the point" if there are enemies in front of it.
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how the FUCK are you supposed to reliably land BK stickies at any kind of range against non-stunned targets? slow projectiles compared to most, don't fly in a straight line and they are not thrown instantly

sure you can land some at extreme close range but you can get peppered to shit at close range real fast
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>>158679537
you literally just get good

the top BK players are impossible to fucking deal with, Cassie-level horseshit with an actual ultimate.
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>>158674085
I'm so with you on this.

I'm noticing a huge difference in the way people play now. At least healers healed and some focused on just rushing to at least "win". Now people DPS are more obsessed on getting pay of the win that some of them will camp just to reach the right moment when the enemy team crowds themselves so they can hopefully get DOUBLE, TRIPLE, QUAD, which they never do because they fuck themselves over by surrounding themselves by enemies. Fucking over front liners like myself.

Play Of The Game was a huge mistake to be implemented into hero shooters.
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>>158679485
>realistically
Top fucking kek!

You're right, I'm never fighting 4v1 at the point. Your scenario is hyper realistic and applies to the game as it is right now. Keep ignoring the point and working for potg, my man.
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>>158674085
the objective is to have fun, faggot
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>>158679871
Do you have fun at losing 8 matches out of 10 each day?
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>>158679691
>>158679693
Jesus you guys are such salty cucks manbabbies. You know why you are only ones masochist enough to keep getting fucked in the ass at the point? Because you hate fun. At least try to change your strategy and don't run into the same path every game.
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>>158679693
You do realize I'm talking about people who actually know what they're doing right? Your shitters wouldn't be on the point regardless of gameplay changes. Just because they're not on the point doesn't mean they're actually positioning themselves properly. Contrast your average shitter Viktor/Cassie/Kinessa/Androxus who sit way back plinking at the enemy the whole match instead of playing aggressively and denying map control to the enemy team.
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>>158680005
don't know what you mean
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>>158679620
I need actual advice, not mems. There has to be some trick. Do you have any idea how fucking slow the stickies are? A blind rhino can sidestep that shit. I can't develop ESP and know where my enemies will move before I throw a sticky.
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>>158680018
the objectives are always in the same places and follow the same paths, dear anon, and a frontliner pretty much has to be there
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>>158680157
Of you course you don't know what I mean, you just play broken classes each time and let other people do the dirty job.
Nice attempt.
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>>158680231
"get good" isn't a meme. learn to lead a target. get good.
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>>158680231
The answer is to practice with him and get used to all of those things. You gotta lead the bomb quite a bit which takes a bit of experience.

Most of the best BK's I've seen play more like flankers anyways so they're not having to get fired on before they have an advantage.
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>>158680365
>broken classes
what did he mean by this?
I do the dirty work of killing the fuck out of enemies because I like doing that. don't complain when the shit you pick is boring
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>>158680018
Next time I'll try the strategy of never setting foot on the point then. Should win us the match.

>>158680123
>You do realize I'm talking about people who actually know what they're doing right?
Backtracking as fuck. People who know what they're doing don't need LoRez to goad them into playing well. Giving incentives for shitters to be even bigger shitters has nothing to do with people who know what they're doing.
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>>158680231
G I T
U
D
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>>158680380
leading targets is not it, the projectiles are too slow and less dangerous at range than drogoz missiles

>>158680481
I can do everything else with BK as I've played him quite a bit and sometimes top scoreboards as damage but reliable sticky landing at medium range is just a matter of luck
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>Cassie gets CC immunity for 8 seconds during her Wallhack

its the little things.
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>>158680615
It's not backtracking, It's perfectly consistent with what I said - only needing 1 person on the point is something that enables the rest of the team to push up and keep the enemies away from the objective. You're the one dodging the point pretending there's a reason to care about what clueless shitters who can't either hold the point or get kills do or don't do.
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>>158680671
i'm sure basically all ults give you cc immunity except a few

i recall hooking viktor out of GARAGE INCOMING, for example
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>>158680867
Telling all the shitters that only 1 person is needed on the point is equivalent to telling shitters to not bother with it at all. Good players will know to not leave the tank completely unguarded/with no healer at the point of course but the change is basically telling shitters to become mega shitters.
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>>158681086
You can't save shitters by being their nanny, only they hold the key within their hearts to save themselves. This change makes the game more dynamic and fun for good players since it incentivizes more constant fighting and more varied strats to hold chokepoints or just set up crossfires around the point.
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Damage dealers gutted when.
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Why is Makoa literally the worst frontliner? Not even Ruckus reaches levels that bad.
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So do any of you Overshitters rebind your keys to match Overwatch's setup? Shift for generic mobility abilities, Q for ults and E for utility crap?
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>>158681373
Right after Fernando loses half his hp and shield

>>158681893
He's ever so slightly better than ruckus solo, and miles better in a duo with nando. Hooks are always bullshit in this style game, and its no exception here
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>>158680157
http://masterpaladins.com/profile/38656364570
>Premade fag bragging
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY NOW
>>
PCBT9247A8DF61028
PCGL8334E53361028
PCPK84D9E2D561028
PCGA5C5A3F2961028

from Alyssa
have a great weekend and happy halloween!
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>>158681893
Because Makoa's frontline ability doesn't rely just on his shield, but his HP and strong damage as well. He has no weakpoints either, no use flanking him from behind or trying to juke him.
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>>158682123
always too late
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>>158682123
Thank you for the Grover skin.
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>>158682123
I grabed the last one, it was the Autumn skin for Grover. Thanks, maybe they'll make him useful eventually. Not gonna try the others even to see what they are. Other people can give it a shot
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>>158682123
Damn, what skins were these?
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>>158682380
>tfw started to turn on the game as I saw that post
>tfw not fast enough

Every single time
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>>158682082
lmao premade braggers
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help
i cant stop playing skye
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>>158682123
Holy smokes! Thank you so much!
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>>158682609
<<doubt>>
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>>158682123
>Free PumpKing skin
>Wasn't fast enough

Back to leveling alts to get the referrer reward then.
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>>158682831
two of them were 150 diamond, gold optional Grover skins. I highly doubt one of the other two was a Pumpking skin.
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>>158681893
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MAKOA?!

He's the most fun frontliner to play. Can literally turn the tide of a game and usually if the game goes 3-3 I can pretty much guarantee I'll be able to secure the last point with the ult. Also when the team is playing well together hooking some guy right into your team mates line of fire and taking away over half his hp pretty much guarantees a kill. That's the bully hook.
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>>158682948
It was Pumpking, Triggerman Buck, and 2 Grover skins. I try to drop some each patch.
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>>158682948
>PCPK84D9E2D561028
>PCPK
>Paladins Code Pump King

Yes this is how the codes work in this game
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>>158683051
that's sad and funny at the same time

>>158683031
well, still thanks for the grover skin
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>>158682948
Doesn't matter in the long run, I still have to level up 2 alts to get PumpKing.
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>>158683226
I don't like Pumpking anyway. I have my Cassie skin, that's all i need.

And Snapdragon for Ying. Need snapdragon.
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>>158683051
that was the first one I tried and it was gone

double fuck
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>>158683371
I have Snapdragon and the Cassie skin. I wish I could switch the Cassie skin for Pumpking though. Hoping I can get enough crystals on free weekend.
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>>158683371
Wish I wasn't poor and I could've given jewrez my money so I can buy VS Cassie and PumpKing.
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>>158683771
oh I meant Northern Watch. Fuk shitty maymays, I like my waifuranger
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Why is it always the mediocre players who complain the loudest about their teammates?
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>>158684081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
Mediocre player don't think they are mediocre.
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Skye is a slut, a SLUT! She is a cheap whore who is ready to fuck anybody that will pay her some nice credits, and sometimes she even does it for free! Skye doesn't limit herself to just men, she will fuck trees and women too.

Skye is a slut that fucks anything that moves!
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>>158682082
I said the objective of the game was to have fun, if you're not having fun in soloq, improve to the point where you can carry BRs or stop shitposting and play with some friends like a normal person
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>>158684723
Ezho its okay, you suck without your buttbuddies but feel superior with them. Dont worry, thats normal.
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>>158684657
t. Kinessa main who can't release RMB
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>>158684723
shitter please

don't pretend to be any better than anyone here if you can't solo carry the worst of shitters
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>>158684891
I don't suck without my buttbuddies, randoms just can't play this game to save their fucking lives. I've carried my share of soloq games, it's not fun to play on a team with four people who didn't even have the decency to complete the tutorial. I don't feel superior with them either. I'll tell you what I do feel like when playing with them, though. I feel like I'm having fun.
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>>158685275
>I dont have fun with randoms because I might or might not lose, depends
>but I have so much fun my coordinating shit, using teamspeak and having a well thought out team set-up and thus get an advantage, guaranteeing my win
all I see are the excuses of a shitter
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>>158685016
What the fuck is it with you idiots and not reading the reply chain?
>>158674085
>the objective isnt to win anymore, its to get play of the game and be top of damage or kills
>>158679871
>the objective is to have fun, faggot
>>158680005
>Do you have fun at losing 8 matches out of 10 each day?
>>158680157
>don't know what you mean

It's not about being better than anyone else with or without friends, it's about having fucking F U N. You know that meme buzzword that triggers /v/? Did you forget the purpose of video games?
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>Ezho is premade win-shitter who stomps on pubs
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>servers: UNKNOWN
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>>158685275
>>158685523
This is what someone what damage control looks like.
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>>158685458
Correction: I don't have fun with viktors who aim at the ground and shoot. Yes, I've seen it happen.
>guaranteeing my win
My winrate is shit dude. My funrate is pretty good though. I would recommend you try having fun with this game again.
>>158685657
(You)
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>>158684657
She apparently like to rape her victims by drugging them with her venom.
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>>158685796
>brags about wins
>people see that he only plays with a premade
>"My winrate is shit dude"
>having a shit winrate with a premade
Give me another (You) right meow.
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>>158685528
#exposed
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>thanks to Ezho, you are now aware that those who brag a lot here about how good they are are indeed just some normalfag premade shitters who just win because they arent handicapped like the pubshitter team is
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well isnt Ezho a shitter
>2/1 k/d ratio with Evie
people who are good usualy have a higher k/d with evie, considering that she is the master of harrasing and thus rarly dies.
To play Evie just like any other class is a sign of being a shitter.
>Ezho is Viktor camping somewhere safe tier
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>>158684657
>Read up on Skye in the wiki.
>Couldn't be a monk because she got outcasted mainly because she literally broke all of her "sacred" vows.
>Cucks wives out of their husbands.

Sheeeit.
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His model is so beautiful. His shaders are top notch. Every pixel of this beautiful green goblin is a masterpiece of character design and artistic quality. From his shrill voice acting, to his never blinking eyes as he stands shooting, never doubting the companionship of his talking flesh light in the compartment of his mech. No other hero in paladins can ever measure up to the pure genius and quality of Ruckus.
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>>158685924
Okay, I will.
>brags about wins
(citation needed)
I only posted a bunch of wins because someone asked if I had fun losing 8 out of 10 matches every day. By my winrate you can see I lost about half of my matches even with friends. Contrary to what you might think, it is possible to lose with a premade.
Christ, I think I see why you don't have fun with this game now. Between being salty that you got matched with the worst players and shitposting in this thread, I don't know if I would have room for fun in my emotions at all.
>>158686065
thanks dude
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>>158686527
that wasnt a compliment
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Ezho
n.
1. Someone who brags about their wins against pubs while playing with a premade against pubs.

2. Someone who tells everyone to not worry about shitters and "play for fun" while playing with a premade against pubs.

Common usage:

I got matched against another 5 premade last night, I bet they were all Ezhos.

Did you see that guy who told everyone to stop complaining and play for fun? Turns out he was pulling an Ezho on everyone.
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>>158686487
Ruckus is cute! CUTE!
Bolt is pretty handsome, too!
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>>158686754
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>>158686461
I think it's more a typical assassin order.
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>>158686426
I am pretty bad with Evie. I was a shitter who relied on the iceblock blink and when she was nerfed I couldn't adapt to the wormhole meta. She was pretty fun, but it was a necessary nerf. She was even more unkillable than she is now. It's like Androxus, you have to be able to aim quickly after blinking/nether stepping, and my aim is shit. Which is why I play memes like Drogoz and Pip.
>>158686754
kek
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>>158686754
Birth of a new meme?
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>>158686754
an Ezho is someone who
>tells others to git gud if they lose playing solo
>while he himself plays in a premade at all times
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>>158686754
you got the urban dictionary style down to a t
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>>158686065
>tfw you're a pubshitter and you post about an equal amount of wins and losses in the thread
>tfw you've already gotten roasted and accepted you're a bad-to-mediocre player and no longer feel the pain of mockery
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>>158687086
>tfw it was Ezho who kept roasting you
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>>158686461
paladins have a wiki?
paladins has lore?
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>>158687291
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Champions
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>>158686487
HEY BOLT, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO CRANKY
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>>158687446
BECAUSE I REALLY KNOW HOW TO, PUSH YOUR BUTTONS!
>>
Pip is secretly OP
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>>158687291
Of course it has lore. Look at the champions we've got, do they look like a random mishmash of archetypes hastily thrown together to you?
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>>158687494
EJECT! EJECT!
HAHAHAHA!
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>>158687631
>>158687494
>>158687446
TIME TO DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!
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>>158682123
>>158683031
Hold on.

"I" who?
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>>158687291
They're only small bits and pieces of backstory for certain champs, which they got way back in alpha. Currently, the only characters with backstories are Barik, Cassie, Evie, Fernando, Grohk, Pip, Ruckus, and Skye.

That's all the lore we've had to work with for years.
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>>158687713
https://twitter.com/HirezPixie/status/792060418760011776?lang=en
They are here, they are watching us.
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>>158683031
>I

wew lass
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>>158687928
>They are here, they are watching us.
OK everyone, on your best behaviour!
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>>158687713
Alyssa is cute! CUTE!
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ADD MORE LEWD YING SKINS YOU MONUMENTAL CRETINS
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>>158688313
Ying is my non-existent waifu.
Alyssa is my 3DPD waifu.

Do I get any codes for that?
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Alyssa if you're here I'm willing to impregnate you and take responsibility.
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>>158688426
nah
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>>158688621
damn I wouldn't mind her being among us.
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>>158688216
>>158688626
>>158688426
/palg/ best behaviour.
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>>158688716
Ying >>>> Other Paladinas excluding Evie > Bolt >>> Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Evie
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>low-rez lurk.
Gives us the 3d models so we can make sfm porn already!
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>>158688716
Why does Evie have a pig snout? Is it supposed to be Cassie cosplaying as Evie?
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>>158688876
>he doesn't already have them

Its like you can't google search. They've even figured out how to get the full size textures already too.
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>>158687586
of course not fellow anonymous poster. Hi-rez works day and night to make us as a community happy and to make sure Paladins of the realms(tm) is a original and enjoyable game.
Don't forget to buy the founders pack
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>>158688876
But anon, there already are some.
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>>158688716
so this is despair..
>>
Alyssa, I will shill Paladins and Smite for free skins.

pls respond
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>everyone considers Ying the waifu because she is a healer
>while Kinessa exist for being a fit tomboy
>while Evie exist for being junko
>while Skye exist for being sexual

except Cassie because cassie is shit. Noone should waifu her.
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>>158689445
I consider Ying my waifu because she is the perfect balance of lewd and cute.
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>>158688991
nice shitpost, but since you faggots love pretending to be us

Bombking skin
PCPK40B3E2D121040
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>>158689445
>Noone should waifu her.
True. Because she's mine.
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>>158689643
>not a valid code
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>>158689728
>waifu-ing the the far-leftwing vegan hippie
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>>158689445
Skye is my slutfu.
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>>158689906
>far-leftwing
Every Paladin is redpilled.
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should i just play andy instead
i dont like him....
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>>158690112
Reporting you for cheating
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>>158689445
if you waifu Ying you are a normalfag

if you waifu Kinessa you are either a gay for liking male-looking women or submissive beta since you want strong women to dom you

if you waifu Evie then you like to stick your dick into crazy. You are probably into guro and scatplay aswell

if you waifu skye you litteraly want NTR happen to you.

if you waifu Cassie you should consider suicide.
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>>158690112
>when a shitter tries to use hacks
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>>158689906
>implying she doesn't want to make the Realm great again
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>>158690112
>pov bug
huh?
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>>158690263
>Implying femdom isn't the greatest fetish after vanilla
>>
>I love gold
What did Quake "Drogoz" Dragon mean by this?
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>>158676689
T-thanks, anon.
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>>158682123
>think they were all already redeemed
>try the first just in case
>get Triggerman Buck
I don't know how it's possible but it that was a nice surprise.
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>>158690428
>reptilian that loves gold

ANTI-SEMITISM
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>>158690428
>>158690735
Drogoz is a dragon. Like any self-respecting dragon, he's building his own hoard.
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>>158690172
>>158690307

the potg pov sometimes bugs out and for some reason that guy tought i was cheating because the camera started spinning really fast while i got a triple
people also seem to think i cheat because sometimes i run nimble fingers III and one deft hands card and they think i have infinite ammo
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>almost nothing but premades
>still keep winning somehow as quake dragon even if I shit the bed in some matches because premades usually work together and 2-3v1 you
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I want to do lewd things to _____.
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>>158691639
urmum lmao
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>>158691639
(you)
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>>158691961
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>>158691639
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>>158691639
>_____
>5 spaces
>Barik, Makoa or Grohk
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>>158691017
psylocke skye when
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I wish the "best in" wasn't class based and just for overall.

I had 16 solo kills over this 6 kill skye.
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>>158693103
It's all cancer anyway.

>elimination method of counting kills to encourage cooperation and avoid KS tantrums
>give awards for solo kills anyway
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>enemy team is nothing special
>struggle somehow
>oh it's another retard frontliner that is afk 80% of the match episode
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>>158692440
>Wanting Skye to dress up like a filthy mutie
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>>158691639
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>>158686754
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Ezho isn't that bad of a guy.
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>>158694752
fuck you Ezho
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This game is so god damn frustrating playing casual because 75% of the time my teammates are mouthbreathers who can't do simple shit like get on the objective at appropriate times.
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>>158694752
Ezho please.
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>>158691639
Alyssa
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Blaze it.
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>>158687631
So, is Bolt who laughs at the Goblin demise?
I know he hates him, but does he disable the ejection mechanism on purpose?
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>>158695768
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>>158695876
I would guess so since Bolt devoted his life and soul to killing goblins before Ruckus made him his slave
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is the game crashing a lot for anyone else?
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>>158696539
Sent me to the login screen
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>>158696539
not as much as ob35
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Made a tier list and changed it to fit OB 36, what do you think?
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>>158696776
>grover
>lacking mobility

grover is THE mobile support

he can leap like 25% of the size of the map with the vine grapple, something no other support is capable of
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>>158690263
>if you waifu Evie then you like to stick your dick into crazy.
evie isn't THAT crazy.

She's just the anime girl.
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>>158696776
I can reliably win any 1v1 with Ruckerooni. His buffs are incredible.
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>>158697065
*inhales*
MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>158697021

yes, BUT...

-he lacks invincibility frames
-he has to aim his vine
-CD is too long
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>>158697207
b-but he can literally go from behind his entire team to behind the entire enemy team in a single go

he's like the ultimate fusion between a sniper, a healer and a flanker and that's why he's so weird to play

using vine grapple is key to unlocking his true strength
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>>158690263
what if my waifu is BEHOLD
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>>158697359

Alright mobility still doesn't make up for his terrible healing, you have to admit he is the least hands on healer.
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Good loadouts for Cuck? I'm not dealing enough damage and die in 2 shots.
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>>158687446
>>158687494
>femruckus will never push your buttons

HI-REZ I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
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>>158696776
pretty accurate regarding pubs
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matchmaking fucking sucks now goddamn
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>>158696776
>Grover
>bad
his axe is rather quick doing massive damage, his heal is the same as Pip and thanks to his passive healing he is even better in that regard, has better movability then pip thanks to his Vine and his ultimate is an invisible team for 4 seconds. Yes his hitbox is fuckhuge but he is also one tanky motherfucker.
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>>158697929
when it comes to that, every class should be c since every pubshitter is awfull
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>>158698841

He can do good damage, and Pip isn't as much a healer, hes more of the literal support role with his slows and ult. He is NOT more mobile than Pip, no way in hell. He is too easily countered by cauterize, which is why hes literally never used in pro games.
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>>158697731
>there will never be opposite sex skins for all classes
>you will never play a qt femgoblin

hirez would make so much cash just sticking some tits and hips on the male champions and calling it a skin
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>>158698961
>pip and grover have the same speed
>same jump height
unless the pip player puts everything into his feather weight ability, after Pip has jumped around like a loony, one well placed vine is all it takes to catch up.
and news flash: cauterize is the bane of every support, not just Grover.
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>>158699516
it's understandable that they don't want to change the silhouettes/hitboxes too much (femBuck would look weird). It's why only Khepri from SMITE got a genderbend skin, because he's a beetle.

Ruckus can totally get away with a girl skin though, due to being in a mecha.
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>>158699516
I want a Fernanda now...
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>>158699564

Cauterize is not nearly as devastating for Pip, his bane is resistance to CC. Also, most pros put everything into feather weight ability, as do many good Pips. One vine will definitely not go up against that.
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>>158699516
If there's going to be a femgoblin, give her a different niche than Ruckus. Ruckus is a tiny git who needs Bolt to do his fighting, but maybe this other goblin has her own abilities and can better stand on her own two feet.
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>>158700007
I said "unless".
You should try reading first before arguing your shitty tier list.
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>play on frozen guard
>3 times in a row
Just end my suffering.
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>>158615020

How.
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wew
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>>158700384
jesus christ all ice maps should literally be removed right now, along with that awkward one
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>>158700194

You did say unless, congratulations for reading your own post, as did I, but did you read what I wrote? I dont think you did. Dont get so butthurt next time :^)
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>>158700080
LMB - Shoot a blast of arcane starlight from her staff.
RMB - Calls a target ring of moonlight for a telegraphed but fairly large and strong shock of damage and healing in an area
Q - Summons an animal companion to fight by her side. The beast - cycling between a panther and a wolf - roams the field nearby and attacks the closest enemy champion in melee with a lunge and claws/bites. Hitting the button lets her swap beasts on a shortened cooldown, but if a beast is killed, the ability goes on full cooldown.
F - Wildshapes into a falcon and can freely fly for a couple seconds, similar to Evie's Soar.
Ult - mounts atop a dire bear and rides it into battle for a short time. The bear moves at mounted speed, and the goblin druid cannot be forcibly dismounted. She can still fire her staff (LMB) atop the bear, and the bear itself will maul anyone directly in front of it. The bear has its own health bar and must be taken down first before the druid is vulnerable, unless you can wait it out.

A small greenskin druid who is a decent caster, has plenty of utility and has lots of wild friends to help her in battle and even the odds. Y/N
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>>158700641
>aimbot
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is there no way to skip top play scene
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Do people really think this game will die? Casual player here. The argument you always hear is "it's like Overwatch" but it's also free so in mind it would have to be complete garbage to fall off.
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>>158688876
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>>158701403
Yeah that guy's aim was suspiciously perfect during that game.

He might just be gud be I'm doubtful.
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Cassie needs a nerf. Every tryhard transplanted from cs or other stupid games thinks is hot shit because he can fucking hit you with a log.
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>>158688963
>>158689079
All the current ones are trash.
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Why would you want more exp?

So you can go against better players and get raped more often?

I'd rather have a .5x exp weekend.
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>>158701170
You implied tournytard play since everyone here is a tournytard, right?
Face it, this is paladins not smash, you need buddies in order to get into competetive play and im going on a limb here and say that a huge majority of 4chans userbase is asocial.
Now with that in mind, your list should get a different meaning. Its not a tierlist for competetive team play, but which characters is objectivly better than the other. Out of fairness, this should mean the basic card set is used. And suddenly your argument isnt sound.
Basically, you proposed a tierlist for legit competetive play (which is still kinda iffy because given the right map, an aimbot-like user of Kinessa can be the absolute terror for the enemy team) for people who dont even want to tap that.
know your product and know the market you are selling it on.
You are 18 or 19 years old, right?
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>>158702004
Im just going to drop by and say, there is no aimbot-like users in the world, ever.
People can be good but half of the shit so-called mlg players do is either because of wallhacks, team reporting enemy position or luck.

Watch quake 3 or unreal tournament players, they dont do half the shit people somehow manage to conjure in this game somehow.

I dont claim to be the best, or even good, but people are just mostly trash and let obvious hacks slide because they dont kniow the skill floor.
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>>158628072
You got to be kidding me.
Just buying that thing that makes flowers cooldown reduce 2 segs plus adrenaline and you can just spamm Q and your tank never dies.

And if the frontline is actually smart he will buy rejuvenate.
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>>158701258
No

if you haven't noticed, ruckus himself is fucking tiny

anything with a hitbox that size would be broken and unkillable
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>>158702435
Which is why she wouldn't be the size of Ruckus. Make her the size of Barik at most. It could get across that Ruckus is a runt.
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is there anything less fun than playing Makoa against a morale boost Drogoz when you don't have a Ying
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>>158701990
Pretty sure it's based on your ELO score instead. Exp is just for chests.
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>>158702004
This is advanced autism.
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>Enemy picks Kinessa.
>Realize enemy Kinessa it´s always at the same fucking point.
>Literally the entire time we were contesting the payload Kinessa was on the same balcony landing headshots into our Nando face.
>I had to outsnipe her as Cassie.
>Meanwhile our Skye and Androxus fucking around capzone not doing anything.


IT IS JUST SO HARD TO GET.
SHE IS THE PERFECT EASY KILL FOR A FUCKING FLANKER.
YOU JUST HAVE TO GO TO HIS FUCKING SNIPER NEST, CRIPPLE HER AND KILL HER.


Tl;Dr as a flanker get Kinessa first then do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>158702004
even when kinessa is played at her absolute best, with aimbot-level play in competitive, she STILL can't do enough.
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>carry the entire team as barik
>do triple kills with the random turrets and everything
>play of the match: brainless viktor ult
it's like they want people to play generic codguy and other broken damage dealers.
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>>158702920
>enemy has kinessa
>you have pip and evie
>they somehow are retarded despite playing S tier characters
>every time

Just fucking kill me
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>>158700080
Make the gobbo a shortstack and I'm fucking SOLD!
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>>158702686
Its based on account level for casual

I can't think of any reason anyone would want faster xp, unless it's to get into ranked but who the fuck would want to do that.
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>>158703310
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Playing this game drunk makes me realise how hard I carry all my teams all the time.
I slghtly drop in performance and its fucking unwinnable because everyone else is a mouthbreathing retard. I fucking drop below 25 solo kills and suddenly its a 4:3 slog that I barely win. RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>158702920
>play frontline
>Kinessa in the enemy team
>nobody picks a flanker
>nobody even tries to kill her
>she wrecks our entire team
>all the retards blame each other for the loss
That's why I hate team based games.
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>>158702814
great counter argument there. You'll make it in live by using your wits like that!
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>>158703739
I wasn't arguing with you. Just got in the thread and saw your autist wall of text.

I hope my employer will check out my 4chan post history and promote me for my sharp wit though.

Btw, ur mom.
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>>158691639
Makoa
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>>158702591
playing as ruckus who didnt take resiliance against a bomb king on fish market
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>>158704005
>I wasn't arguing with you. Just got in the thread and saw your autist wall of text.
considering I use the 4chan x extension, if that would be true, there should have been a (176) for me next to your "Anonymous".
Since this wasnt the case, you must have posted something before so that argument wont fly.
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Why aren't you playing premade yet, /palg/? You earn even more xp/gold/etc.
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>>158704570
wow dud leet hax roight there
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>>158704615
I don't have friends
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>>158704570
Someone is paranoid.
>>158704779
I'll be your friend anon.But you need to give me that booty every weekend.
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>stomp game
>get triple kill on the potg with an airshot to top it off
>tank adds me after game

feels so god damn GOOD
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>>158704910
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>>158704779
I-I can add you, post ID.
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Every Top Play I've seen so far looked fucking stupid and I wish I could skip it.
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>>158704615
Pretty much this>>158704779
My friend who initially got me into this hates it now because he gets shit teams/games, so I don't have anyone to play with.
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>>158705009
I can skip it once it starts playing by pressing space, but I do have to wait the 5 seconds or so for it to load up.
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>>158704973
Bonus if you have a tool between your legs.
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Every single time I dont play damage dealer I lose because everyone else its absolute trash. I hate this game.
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>>158705307
>main damage dealers
>its team full of damage dealers
>shit, I guess ill pick nando
>do 1st damage, 150k blocking, still lose

I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE MAN I GET YOUR PAIN
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>>158704741
its cute how this is always the counter argument when someone brings up the greasemonkey extension easly aviable for every browser that offers a shit ton of convenience options for the user of 4chan.

>s-shit, I have been busted
>b-better shitpost!

Dont worry, Im not gonna say you are the tierlist fag since you obviously are a cancerous phone poster, but you are still a faggot regardless for hiding in shitposts.

>>158704910
actualy 4chan x offers realy great tools like mass name, image and tripcode filltering (so you get rid of pepe posters and special snowflakes) or flag filtering (usefull since I used to go to the /wwe/ thread on /sp/ and the sweden CP poster was awfull) aswell as easy thread sorting and a custom board navigation header. Requires some getting used to but I cant realy imagine 4chan now without it. The new IP tracker thing is just one of the the gimmicks it offers that I havent turned off
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>>158704974
I really appreciate it but sadly I'm not from burger land
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>>158705307
THAT'S ME EXCEPT IN MY CASE IT'S WHEN I DON'T USE A FRONTLINER
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>>158705495
Interesting anon.
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>>158705598
Well your issue in the first place was to call a high-context person like me "paranoid". So Im gonna annoy you with tl;dr shit that just makes you wonder "What's this dudes issue...?"
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>>158704570
You do realize this is a general, right? I post here in between matches all the time.

But you convinced me though, you're not an autist. That's clearly not something an autist would do.
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>>158705804
then you cant blame me because you worded your post awfully
"Just got into this thread" doesnt give much leanway for speculation.
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>>158705953
I don't blame you, anon. It's okay.
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i want evie to do things!!!!!!
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>>158705495
lmao
stop getting so buttmad at a literal shitpost i made out of boredom
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>tfw no cute autistic cirnoposter bf to cuddle and ramble with
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>>158705750
No I genuinely found that interesting anon.Very informative.
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reddit needs to leave
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>team gets to pick first
>kinessa
JUST
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>>158706342
We need more Junkos with blue hair >>158682831
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autistic weebs >>>/out/
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>>158706472
I know that this is a cultural thing. I assume you are american. Americans are usualy low-context and try quick methods out in order to see what sticks and what doesnt. As an european from a certain country, we usualy are high-context so we bombard you with all the information aviable in order to make one (hopefully) correct decision.
For you, my long wall seems like im foaming with anger while in reality Im just making sure you understand my point. Which is kinda pointless since you are a typical /v/-user but whatever. Enjoy that (You)
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>>158706342
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>>158707282
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>>158707230
>complaining about anime
>on 4chan
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>>158707282
I was completely serious in my post earlier (>>158706487), btw

You seem like you would be fun to hang out with, although you probably wouldn't like a low-context American like me.
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>>158707782
>>158707782
>>158707782
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>>158702004
>Out of fairness, this should mean the basic card set is used
What?
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