/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

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Oh, look, it's that kind of team again.

>>158403374
Get rid of the dead tag desu, one clan is competitive and active one is casual. Not a better way to put it.

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third for newly weds

>Told t67 is nice
>crew is barely 75% but I'll manage
>first match
>ammo racked first time I get hit, lights camping I don't even know who shot me
>second match tracked immediately
>third match is a corridor and I'm the lowest tier
>fourth also
>fifth I get shot by arty

I get it that I shouldn't even get hit in the first place, but in every single match I try to camp somewhere either scouts decide to do the same, or I sit and watch in horror as our other flank gets destroyed slowly.

>>158404075
I bet that mustache will tickle when he sucks him off.

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Why can't I quit this game?

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>start wot
>idles in the background for 6 hours
>play one battle
>idles in the background for 6 hours
>close wot

Has the KV-2 become obsolete now that we have nip heavies? Are they worth getting into?

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Not dead, just resting.

>>158406769
If you're going to shitpost, at least censor all of your names, Olikia.
Typical NOFUN retard :^)

>>158406685
I like playing the KV-2 a lot more than the O-I.

The KV-2 has

-better acceleration
-better top speed
-better power/weight (?)
-better HE pen
-smaller silhouette
-better traverse speeds

The OI just has better aiming stats (mostly because it's so slow) and armor that mostly only works VS retards.

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>hey Pierre.
>yes Loui?
>remember that new tank I'm designing?
>the one without any armor and the big engine?
>yes, I've finally figured out a safe spot for up to 90 grenades.
>can the loader reach them?
>yes and they even offer additional protection for the crew!

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>>158407085
Whoops, well I did it because while I don;t care I know some people do.

>>158406685
KV-2 > IO
the IO is much bigger and even slower, the armor cant make up for this because it only works against retards and it doesnt effect arty anyway

>O-I has 40 metres more viewrange than the KV-2
Wew.

>>158407085
redsalt is the one that posted that
he's the only person in the platoon that is dead

Hey there, /wotg/. Have a free bump.

With love,
/wtg/

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>>158408090

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Did you enjoy the 100 years mode?

>>158409438

it was alright, it was no chaffee races however

chaffee races needs to be a permanent feature

>>158409438
It was okay.

https://a.pomf.cat/brtuij.MP4

>>158409438
not really, i only played it once
chaffee racing more fun and there were no real rewards for playing it
i probably keep the crew tho

>>158405414
Bumblebunny hmu

>>158405414
I do that.

>>158404815
You aren't bad gurnkun

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>>158411656
>naruto scrub
Wew lad. I thought NOPAN was supposed to be ELITE.

>>158411656
Proofs

>>158414509
i didnt join nopan
i just joined their discord for tournaments and became an honorary member because dolon is a nice guy

>>158414983
why dont you play tournaments with your alive clan?

>>158415085
im down if you hit me up
it just didnt occur to me to ask cause im too self absorbed

>>158404075

I can't believe that this is real. What the fuck.

>>158416423
2 dysfunctional members of society fall in love, not surprising I guess.

>>158416423
I'm not surprised by how dysfunctional people are anymore. One of my cousins ended up marrying some 45 year old women who wasn't even that good looking after only dating her for only 4 months

He also was only 24. He also wasn't very bad looking. The lady also had 5 kids already and lived in the most dilapidated house I've ever seen. And they plan on having more kids

I don't even know how something like that happens

>>158416891
Maybe she was a good fuck

>>158416610

But, not long ago, we all joked about him how he would sodomize her and all that. Now it has become reality

>>158416891
He married a well off milf? obviously married for the money though, who wouldn't :) the house doesn't really show off her wealth I bet, some people just live in shitholes because they are lazy

>>158416610
I'm pretty sure Rita is just afraid she'll get deported once brexit is complete.

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>>158416891

>>158417813

Can this actually happen?

>>158417813
She'd easily be able to get citizenship in the next 2 years, but then again getting married to a Brit will speed it up

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>>158416891
>beta numale having to put up with the damaged goods
not surprising Tbh
feels pretty sweet to be an omega male

>>158417974
Probably not, as long as she's paying tax dollars the government would see her as an asset.
Plus lots of British expats in Portugal I bet, so they'll wanna keep a good relationship.

>>158418037
>She'd easily be able to get citizenship in the next 2 years
Dunno, the bong gov website says:
>you must usually have:
>lived in the UK for at least the 5 years before the date of your application
>spent no more than 450 days outside the UK during those 5 years

Wouldn't the 5 year clause already fuck her over?

>>158418185
>as long as she's paying tax dollars
Do you have to pay taxes on twitch donations in the UK?

>>158418150
Lmao is this real, fucking cuck with a cuck beard and cuck haircut

>>158418275
I'd assume so, USA got aware of the tax revenue possibilities for online content creators so I bet Europe has become aware of it too.
Self employed so will get tax rebates in Britain anyway.

Surprised about that citizenship stuff, but then I wouldn't need to know. She'll get citizenship through marriage I think anyway.

>>158418406
And a cuck baby

>>158418406
its photoshopped
its more telling about the people who make such images or post them, but why am i even telling you that
>cuck cuck cuck

>>158418871
Are you a cuck buddy? Calm down

>>158418954
cuck.

>>158418954
t. virgem

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>>158418871
>being this butthurt
another threesome with jammal and your best friend i guess

>>158419875

what a disgusting world, I hope that's only a pasta

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>>158404075
>mfw

>>158421281
>Assam a cutest tea grille

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unicum platoon winning all their games

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literally unstoppable

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>want to have fun
>bottom tier 14/19 games
>top tier 2/19 games

>>158423407
Play tanks that do well bottom tier.

Stop playing bad tanks. WG put them in so even the retards can deal some damage to someone.

that weird autoloader with one shot on the Stuart feels awful

D U C E ?

>>158425327
C A L L E

>>158424098
aka play premium matchmaking tanks

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>>158425327

>>158420669
I really hope so. But knowing how many things posted on 4chan actually turn out not to be true I wouldn't be surprised if its just someone fishing for (You)'s

>>158425132
>feels

>>158427023
do people use the stock with it?

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>tfw you can't even ping google's servers in a reasonable amount of time

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>Bishop
>Rolling towards a flank
>It either disintegrates or swallows the opposition whole before I get in range

>>158434832
that impotent KV, lmao

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>Everytime I log into GOYIM it is empty.

Help

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>>158434990
NA isn't dead, it's just sleeping.

It waits for its inner circle to come home and lead it out of the dark ages

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>>158435278
I miss them.
I want to have fun again!!

>>158435278
I wish someone would just make a tournament team and post it here
I want to play in one

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>>158434990
M..maybe there will be more players on the weekend?

>>158435530
play in this one to get your feet wet, I'll look for one that doesn't look too bad and make a team for it.

~mongoose

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Retraining my KV-2 cause I fell for the BiA meme.

What get?

Repairs and jack for first?

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>>158435530
http://worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000401/team/1000153848/

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>>158436508
password yo

>>158436508
password is "wotg"

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>>158437407

ded

>>158427334
it doesn't feel it is

>>158443032

Every general is dead

Every game is dead

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who /aceadmiral/ here?

its too early to die yet

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Who hacking here?

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>>158444850
I had someone from a clan I used to be in accuse me of hacking

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Can't believe I rage sold this tank the first time through. Love this fucking thing

>>158445972

without question that tank is so good, fast as a medium, big gun, superb pen, fast reload, upper casement that is nigh impervious, 2k+ average damage per game

>>158445972
Why did you leave GOYIM?

EU here, just curious

>>158446625
Felt like trying a clan that actually does clan stuff, I'm having fun with the clan activities I've done so far. Its not like I can't plat with the GOYIM boys still

>>158446736
na ought to make a nopan-style clan

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FUCK YOU I WANT TO READ YOUR STUPID ARTICLES

>>158447081
I don't think there are more than 10 people on NA that would join a CW/tournament clan

Maybe jingles is good in bed.

He looks like 99% of men in my local kink scene, so there could be something interesting going on there too.

morning lads, back on the grind

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>NOPAN

Is the anime Girls und Panzer a meme? Or is it actually decent and worth my time?

>>158451143
Its cute.
They are drifting in tanks :3

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>>158451265
Sounds good.

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>>158451440

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>>158451265

>>158451143
It's decent, don't expect it to be AOTY though.

>>158451929
Nothing will replace Konosuba. It's my AOTYAY.

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>>158452081

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>>158451143
I would say its decent if you arn't bothered about any form of realism what so ever. If you are it will kill it for you because they pull off all sorts of physically impossible stuff.

The BT-42 really pisses me off because they were complete piles of shit that everybody hated for being shit.

>>158425327
Who is the Mussolini of Wotg?

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In WoT when?

>>158456024
>Leopard A1A1
>A1A1
wat

>>158456024
>meme tanks
no thanks

>>158456069
>Between 1974 and 1977, all of the machines in the first four batches were brought to the same Leopard 1A1A1 standard, and given additional turret armor developed by Blohm & Voss.

>>158456171
He is propably asking about why fucking Cold War tank should see light in WoT

>>158456171
>_A1A1
gayjiin

>>158456215
i think it should stop at 1950 desu senpai

>>158456024
It's virtually identical to the one in game, think there's just a little bit of space armour on the turret. Why do you want it?

>>158456215
There's plenty of those, you willing to give up the 13 90, stb, etc?

>>158456452
It's looks cooler (with a bit better turret front).

>>158456515
Oh, i forgot. I stopped playing before french introduction.
Nvm then

Are T-44-100 players the new Tiger II / stock KV-4 / Löwe players? I swear I've never seen a good player drive one of those.

>>158457879
>finish 4-5 nations missions for T-44-100
>pay for the rest
>cheap t8 premium tank wow!!

this is why

>>158457879
most of them are awful, i got only 1550 dpg in it and according to xvm thats better than 99,99% of other players in that tank

Why are all batchat drivers all mouthbreathing retards?

>>158460658
whats a batchat

>>158460745
conversation between bats

>>158460816
ah i see

ded gemu
also type 59 > t-44-100
that preferential MM is too good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcBpQ7hM5Hc

>enemy med is facehugging a TD
>think it's safe to drive around their corner and cross a road
>the instant I'm out get shot by that med
>meanwhile our TD eats him

I... wha.. what?

Damn, SU-100Y's great for letting off steam. Kinda wish it wasn't that fucking huge, though.

>>158406685
KV-2 is better.
The only good nip heavy is the tier 5.

>>158436508
The new 5v5s are shit in terms of payout for number of matches you have to play. Just play in the 1v1s and 3v3s. 500-600 gold for an hour is much more reasonable and you don't have to carry leeches in 1v1s.

>>158447515
NOPAN only has 18 active members. You only need 3-5 for the tournaments now, plus a couple reserves if you want. You need 7 for SH. SHs are great for credit grinding, you just need someone who actually gives a shit running them.

>>158467434
I thought the O-Ho is pretty decent as long as you're top tier.

>>158467434
Tier 7 and 8 memeboxes are okay. Only the 9 and 10 are shit, and they're going to be made cancer once they get those mega-derps.

>>158468437
I hope those megaderps are going to have very low shell speed.

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>>158467434
>>158468437
Just shoot them :^)

>>158468651
stop posting that shitty webm

>>158468830
But I like it.

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>>158468651

>>158469521

he so fucking old looking

>>158470076
Got fucked in the ass in the navy for 2 decades

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>>158470510
Wrong, he fucked other people in the ass in the navy for 2 decades

>>158470076

I mean to say, my own father didn't looks this old until he was nearing 60

nice p2w game wotards

>>158470712
He looks older and not as healthy as my 62 year old dad

>>158464570
>121B
>essentially 121 but with gun depression and worse overall stats
I'm like 50k xp away from getting 121, not sure if extra 2.5 degrees of gun depression are worth the 3 week hell of losing sleep and weekend nights

>>158472301
make that a month

>>158472301
also
>105mm gun over 122mm gun
>losing all that sweet triple overmatch
>right as السويد الخلافة tanks are about to make it into the game

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>T29 rages in chat about our shit platoon with KV-2
>KV-2 goes on about how he will do more damage than T29
>T29 says bring it on
SOVIETED.RU

When will playing alone get fun
why'd rita go for the Mighty "Big Gnome" Jingles

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Great, more Russian heavy. Just what we need.

The 59-16 with the autoloader has made me enjoy WoT again. It's easier to rape enemy scouts and artyscum than in any other light tank I've played because the DPM is retarded high, and I don't need to worry about enemy heavy tanks because I can't hurt them anyway. If my team's heavies get rekt at the heavy corner, then I don't have any pressure to spam APCR and try to carry the game, because I can't. No pressure. I just play the role of a scout and try to kill the arty and/or nonturreted TDs if I get a chance to sneak into the back lines. That's a hell of a lot more fun than trying to carry games with tryhard chai sniping in a T37. I think I'm going to spam games in this little chink scout until my name turns purple.

>>158475152
>not using the 57mm
moron

>>158475294
Why would I want to be a shitty MT-25, which is already shit compared to a T37? At least the 59-16's autoloader offers a different style of gameplay.

>>158472301
>iconic Chinese tank type 79
>make it cw tank

Italian tanks when?

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>>158476087
SOON

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>>158476163
™

>>158474738
whats the story behind this tank

>>158476781
If a nuke gets dropped near it it's supposed to be fine.

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>Use XP boost
>Bottom tier
>Lose
>Bottom tier
>Lose
>Bottom tier
>Lose
>Bottom tier
>Lose
>Bottom tier
>Lose
>Bottom tier
>Lose

Fuck this game.

>>158477191
Wasn't that the Object 279?

>>158477191
but theyll never introduce historically accurate tactical nukes for spgs like the m53/55 so whats the point

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>>158477478
Oh you're right. Seems it's just an IS-6 with slopes.

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>>158477598
Comrade tanks of shooting IS in rear and doing damage
don't worry sergi now will autobounce E100 from any direction
sekret documents

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>WOT Console Halloween Mode
>WOT Blitz Halloween Mode
>WoWS Halloween Mode
>WOT Special: SPG Focus :^)

What did they mean by this?

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>>158477953
That's the real horror.

>>158477953
You're playing on the wrong system ;^)

>>158475523
>type 59
>most mass produced chink tank
>a premium tank
>not even obtainable
Confused people say that WG hates this nation or that nation in particular. No, it's quite simple - WG hates EVERY nation that's not Russia.

>>158477598
>>158477756
>>158478018
Oh boy I see WG finally found a tank that can replace limited MM IS-6
Lemme guess it get's IS-5 gun and APCR as standard ammo

>>158478334
IS3 gun it seems like

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>>158478334

>>158478415
Don't want players to struggle snapshooting tanks for 400 alpha rape bombs now don't we :^)

>>158478172
>WG hates EVERY nation that's not Russia.
Can't wait for the update when they restrict tank choice to IP and you can only pick tanks from your country. When you play from a country with no implemented tanks or you want to play other nations tanks you have to buy them with gold :^)

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>>158474738
>sergei, people complain about spaced armor on soviet heavies
>don't worry tovarish, we well take care of that
>sides now angled at motherfucking autobounce angle
>tiny ass gap between non-slopped armor and tracks covered with spaced armor
>rest of the flat armor is cover by tracks
and y'all niggas thought that IS-3/IS-6 sides have blackholes in them, this shit right here is some science fiction space vortex compared to them.

>>158479173
Only way to stop it is arty.

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>>158479173
Tenk is fine. Is of good balance comrade. Great russian tanks are of bulletproof.

>>158478172
It is sad when both tier 10s are probably made up

since we're discussing op russian tanks, which of the three t10 meds is the best?

>>158479912
Oblyat 140 is the go to meta.

>>158479912
140 for competitive modes, T62 for randoms

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>>158479173
>Depression/Elevation: -5 / +20
You see tovarish, breeches are for capitalist pig dogs, in Soviet Russia you just ram the shell straight into barrel and hit it hammer because soviet men are strong as steel and can hold back some puny backblast by their sheer hands, unlike western sissie-bois

>>158470076
smoking is bad for you

So, is NOFUN preparing for the Clan Wars?

>>158480069
What's the reasoning behind that? I see that the 140 has better frontal armor and top speed which makes sense for competitive, but why t62 over 140 for randoms?

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>>158480536
I haven't ground to the metawell yet.

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>>158480295
Would compare it with some kind of side shot of BL-9 except there are no pictures of that gun because it's so historical.
>be forgiving
>make breech same size as barrel
>still touching the roof at -5 degrees

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I suck dick at this game but I'm playing arty so it's ok.

>>158404403
My first 6 battles in kv85 I got 1 shoot by arty

>>158481664
>shoot

>>158480998
Someone has to balance the Unicums, especially the pretend ones that got their stats from platooning OP tanks.

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>>158480903
>best I could find is D25T scheme
>no matter how much I fuck with the scale it still won't fit in the turret
>yet alone depress the gun

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>>158482424

>>158482424
>>158482610
>yet alone depress the gun
The crew just exit the tenk and lift it with their bare strong russian hands))))

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>>158482610
>blue barrel is now thicker than D25T

fuck this game

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>passive scouting

>>158482829
>>158482610
>>158482424
>tfw russians discovered dimensional transcendence in the 1940s and it took a stupid tank game for the world to realize it

>>158483509
Well they did put a swimming pool in a submarine.

>>158483593
why would you do that when you can just go outside?

>>158482424
>Vitaly, how do I load the gun ?
>just bend the shell comrade

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>>158483754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrULRXlAlMU

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its shit isn't it

>>158484261
yep

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They ripped a hole into this costume, didn't they?

>>158484261
It's insulting they're giving that POS away as a 'prize'. It's literally a tier 2 tank with tier 2 stats forced into tier 3 without pref MM because we can't let the German's have a useful gift tank. A shame, the model actually looks pretty good.

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>>158486671

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>>158486671
>>158487018

>>158487018
>1 day into engaged and chill and she gives you this look

>>158481705
Google keyboard fucked me over

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>>158487191
>>158487256

>>158486671
Jingles sure has a lot of toys.

He should get some more tasteful display stands for them.

I wonder what Rita's parents will think when they visit and see his room.

>>158480615
T62A doesn't have the speed you need in competitive to keep up. But in randoms you can sacrifice the 5km/h to get a good turret you can bully shitters with in randoms.

>>158489374
T-62 can be near impenetrable if you can find a rock to hull down on, but 140 can't

>>158488278
Not much cause he is doing more than you ever will xD

>>158491176
I'm sorry that you think so highly of c-list youtube celebrities

>>158491664
Literally don't even watch the guy, but thanks for the thought

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When you accidentally try to have fun

>>158492335
>sovietshit gets balanced by german skycancer
Poetry.

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>>158492335
>tfw youll never get to fight charlie in nam
>tfw youll never rescue lieutenant dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

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>>158494852
>O Fortuna starts playing

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Allright guess I'll just give up for the day

>>158495251
i still dont get how they managed to fit a 10 round autoloader into that tank
american engineering really was ahead of its time

>tired of grinding
>don't want to let my premium time go to waste
JUST

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>>158496113
>he pings his reload after prematurely blowing it all over the back of your tank

>>158496113
When I was driving my Revamp today a wild CDC from my team drove in front of my perfectly aimed HE shot, took 450 damage and thus saved an enemy ELC.
Bouncing IS3s every now and then has its price, it seems.

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>>158496319
>bought 30 days premium
>15 days in and only played like 6 days, getting the 20k xp needed for halloween shit and quickly closing the game

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>"""""friendly""""" team captures the base before you can finish killing the enemy team
How can anyone settle for whatever damage they have and sit in a circle for 30 seconds when the game is won and there is so much damage to farm?

>>158497546
cause some people want the W cause they aren't stat padding shitters
Winrate is the best metric

>>158498114
Solo winrate.

>>158498761
nah, if you platoon you're making a choice that benefits your team. a player that has 55% solo winrate but pads his overall winrate to 60% by 3-man platooning is objectively a better asset to his team than someone with a solo winrate of 60%, because he is more likely to bring platoonmates and cause you to win the game.

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>>158499063
>60% is better than 60%

>>158499063
Are you okay?

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>in light tank
>spot top tier enemy e25 at the start of the game
>he gets btfo in about 5 seconds

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Swedish walker tanks when.

>>158500138
Did he create some new paintings recently? I don't remember seeing that one before

>>158500681
It's not one of his I'd seen before either. Could be an older one not on the blog.

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btfo

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>crusader SP
>top speed
>14 km/h
>reverse speed
>43 km/h
Are you shitting me?

>>158502706
Because the front is the back.

>>158502706
You should check out the Archer too

>>158502706
The gun was mounted backwards, so it goes faster in reverse because reasons

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>>158502834
>>158502881
So it's basically something like travelmode? Why would they implement that as the standard?

>>158502853
Now that's just insulting.

>>158503152
It's more like the british were retarded and thought it was a good idea to do things backwards

>>158503152
it wasnt until after production they found the engines were mounted backwards and at that point they just decided to give them to the french

>>158503152
Logical when you think of it, allows the spg to escape quickly

>>158503152
>Putin holding a heart shaped card.

I still don't know what the fuck was up with that.

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>>158506432
Neither does he.

>bounce off of a batchat's butt
>he bounces off of my butt
fair enough

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>New comic book tank, Sherman Firefly "Boilermaker", coming out next month
>New exclusive crew skill "Last Stand": Boosts Crew proficiency when your vehicle's HP is less than 10%.
Could be the first premium tank I would consider buying. Wonder if those tracks count as additional armor, or spaced armor?

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>Be driving M46 Patton
>Himmelsdorf
>Get two kills on the hill and a fuckload of damage
>Drive over to the side to abuse gun depression
>4000 damage done
>GW Tiger drops a 1700 dmg dump on me
>mfw

https://youtu.be/iteZvxmyedI?t=5m38s
nice game WG

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>>158513759
>driving t54
>have 4700 dmg
>drive out from one piece of cover toward another
>keyboard stops working
>a jagdtiger 88 lumbers up and over a hill to get the depression to start shooting me
>farms me from 800 health to 0 while I'm waiting for my keyboard to start working again and shooting at him
>nobody else damages him

>>158512752
its a brit premium you will be lucky if it even moves quicker than 30 km/h

bump for contemplating to join a 4chan clan

>>158512752
They wil count as 10mm extra armor at most. At T6. Where the sherman hull, which the firefly is on, is only barely adequate for T5. Also, Last Stand is absolutely worthless.

>>158521606
>joining ded clans

>>158523230
b-but memers told me it was alive!

does signing up for a clan involve the email-adress of your account in any way?

the one that's registered to my account has been dead for like 8 years now.

>>158524820
you can apply though the game. would need to post a picture of it to prove you are from here

>>158525424
cheers. already wrote the fucks at wargaming support, but changing your email adress is impossible, or so they say.

I'm not sure if I'll have the time for clan activities in the near future, but I'll join someday.

I think I want to buy the pz3/4. What do I run on it? GLD, Optics, Rammer?

>>158526536
sounds fine. vent or camo-net instead of optics would be an option too.

>>158526536
vents rammer optics
gld isnt useful when shooting on the move, which is something you do alot in this tank
also every bit of extra viewrange helps in this tank

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Is there any official clan for blitz?

Are there any worth joining if not?

Pic is my shitty doodles in class

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>>158512752
>the gun camo as seen in real life pics of the firefly
Greato.

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Are we doing the Clam wars fifth champaigne?
Clans should report in. :^)

Jagdtiger or GW Tiger?

Im on NA and actually want to join a non dead clan. am I fuck out of luck here with you lot?

>>158535795
there are no /wotg/ clan wars clans
I wish we could have one

>>158532345
jagtiger is either GOAT or fucking terribad. depends on mm and map

GW is a good arty but that 2000 alpha is fucking hilarious when you slam dunk a shot through someones turret roof and erase them. flexible as a brick. everything will outplay you and you are the definition of helpless when confronted by anything.

>>158536060
someone should start one?

pls

>>158536204
I don't think that we have the activity

>>158536318
maybe we can make a spreadsheet and have everyone in the general who is interested put their name on it and their skill level and then determine if we can do it or not.

we won't know unless we try

>>158536460
well why don't you make one then

>>158536498
tomorrow, I too tired to start a project like this tonight

>>158536586
Wouldn't it just be an open spreadsheet with a name column, a recent wn8 column, a tier 6 tank column, and a tier 8 tank column?

>>158536660
pretty much, maybe a couple other things if i think of any while making it

>>158536714
can you just make it now

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>>158537018
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12mNw0IWR8_TvbB0H8pSN18m86qSU1zog0VNbIeGOwK4/edit#gid=0

ill make it better tomarrow

>>158537498
ALSO

no bully pls, we friends here

>>158537498
you lied about your recent

>>158538154

i havn't played in a month my past week has been nothing but arty. check my last 1000 battles

>>158537498
this is view-only

>>158538258
try now

>>158537498
Someone write their name down pls
I'm shy

Hey /wotg/ I just started Girls und Panzer.

Does it get less cringey? The new girl to the school is really awkward and all the characters are like going out of their way to interact with her. It just seems so forced and weird.

its 1 am and we have 3 people gathered, pretty good I say.

only 72 more to go

>>158538914
2 europeans and 1 north american

>>158539001
>tries to start clanwars for NA
>fills with juicy unicums
>cucked because they all are EU server

only the ded can no peace from this suffering

>>158484253
Glorious. Matushka pack pierogi, im going to the navy!

>>158539001
wait shit, didn't realize its diabetters server

>try to post name in spreadsheet
>too scared

>>158453538
whats the sauce of this vid?

>>158541045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsIP5UtAZhQ

>that one that survives at :0030

>>158538476
The cringy thing is that the show exists in the first place

>>158541585
living the life ;_;

Why do American tank destroyers look so comfy? Especially the t82. I want to ride around on a beach with it and shoot a few rounds into waves and fishing boats

>>158541783
I want to ride on a Panzer III and gun down disgusting frenchies in Paris ;~;

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>>158541663
I'm gonna watch it again.

>>158542429
ok, but know that yor degenerate act is worse than mlp

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>>158542785

>>158542785

I nuked a guy in one of those pony clans the other day, I was remorseful over the fact that I couldn't gloat in all chat.

>play tank with 390 alpha
>nothing but ~300 dmg rolls
I believe game is being too generous, I think RNG on damage rolls should be increased to the point where you can roll so low that you actually heal your opponent

>>158550121
I hear yea. Nothing more frustrating than 800 damage rolls in a JPE100 when shit hits the fan.

>>158550236
still better than:
>"We got him"
>0 dmg

>>158550416

no no no, it's """""critical hit"""""

>>158551048
when its critical hit, at least you know you shot tracks. "we got him" is worse

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KLAN [NOPAN] rekrutuje CZ/SK hráče, 700+ WN8 46% WT, Tanky: 1x tier 6 + tier 4 arty. Jestli máte zájem, kontaktujte Loituma

>>158551186

critical hit is somehow more derisory

>>158551408
Send

>>158551408
Kurwa

>>158551408
siema

I want to buy a Matilda prem.
Which is better, the Brit or the Sovok?

>>158553208
Matilda BP is probably the worst tier V premium money can buy, Matilda IV a lesser garbage but still not good

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>2,8k dmg in a Grille is an ace
sure was hard SaWse :^)

>>158555570

but you also got a lot of assistance damage as well from the look of it

>>158556091
>1,7k is alot of assistance
not really

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would you?

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>>158556382
Of course. Look at that good offer goy. You would have to be a filthy antisemite to not immediately throw your money away. You need your meme tanks don't you?

>>158556382
>he didn't get one for free from the tankreward event

>>158556382
But I already have it for meme platooning.

>>158553208
The MBP vomits shells like there is no tomorrow so you can dpm the shit out of people. It also has 13 degrees of gun depression so you are a king of ridge peak a boo, it also has a strong hull and a lot of hit points. This all comes at the cost of the 3rd worst hp/t in the game (because bargaining can't do basic maths).

The Matilda IV has nearly double the engine power and a better turret at the cost of only having 86 pen.

TL;DR
BP if you want to pen and work ridges well
IF if you want to much and have credits to waste.

>>158553208
Slav one was already bad against anything with armour, and then they actually nerfed it with the HD (worse lower plate, made cupola fuckhuge).

Brit one has a decent gun but is immobile and the hull armour is irrelevant because of the turret.

So neither, just be happy with the tier 4 one.

>>158557346
>>158553208
Hmm... what can you say about Excelsior?
I like early British ingeneering and I already have the TOG.

>>158557573
Excelsior is probably your best choice
t. person that owns every tier 5 premium except for T14 :(

>>158557768

I have every tier 5 premium

and the t14 :D

>>158557573
Excelsior is okay as long as you bring a fair stock of APCR.

>>158557890
you bring plenty of "game winning ammunition" with tier V's in general

>>158557768
Wait, you bought shit like the SU-85i and Pz IIIK but not the T14?

>>158557969
Nah just everything that was available at the shop gold shop, wasn't dumb enough to fall for SU-85i tho

>>158558109
>Lets make a stock premium SU-85 with a dead driver and no gun-arc
>And charge more than any currently existing tier 5 premium for it
It's so bad I haven't even seen them give it away. They hand out Turans like candy on NA.

>>158557969
>Pz III.K
Thanks for reminding me that exist.
>lets take Pz.III
>move it tier up
>give it adequate gun but with KV-2s gun handling
>and make it much more slower than Pz. III because its a fucking german tank
>fuck germans