Saori best GUP edition
Clans:
EU:
NOFUN (ded)
https://eu.wargaming.net/clans/wot/500011239/
NOPAN (alive)
https://eu.wargaming.net/clans/wot/500136066/
NA:
GOYIM
http://na.wargaming.net/clans/wot/1000022908/
FAQ:
>Where do I look up tanks?
tanks.gg
>How can I find people to platoon with?
get out normie
>How can I accurately measure my e-penis?
wotlabs.net
dpgwhores.com
Previous thread: >>157947995
>>158153414
Nooses are tricky. Even belt-to-doorknob can go horribly wrong. Guns too can go horribly wrong, especially for the untrained.
Chemicals are your best friend.
cap fast
why do I still play this shit game
>>158153771
Because there are no better tonk games out.
>>158153771
It's free. It's non-committal. You can listen to music or twitch in the background. Dopamine rush of killing things. Escapism. You're depressed and it provides you with the occasional flicker of a thrill when a match goes well, leaving you hanging on to the promise of having fun if you just play one more round.You like tanks.
Is this tank in game?
>>158154270
Yes. That configuration is available.
>>158154270
sort of
>>158154270
It looks like the SPIC and the Lowe had some forbidden child.
matchmaking is a fucking joke, u win or lose 0-15 in 2-3 mins
>>158154484
Looks more like a low/mid tier VK with the Tigers shit turret and the howitzer.
another gay anime thread, as was expected
>>158154270
Isn't that the Pz. Sfl. IVb?
>>158154518
>not posting the real ratte wodden mockup
>>158154668
>slavic meme arty screenshot
>feels threatend by cute girls commanding tanks
You too.
>>158154915
at or around what number does your reaction upon seeing another player's recent wn8 shift from being "lmao, I bet this shitter thinks he's good" to "this is a decent player"
>>158155610
when he's got more wn8 than me.
>>158153567
Who is saori?
>>158156117
a fat slut
>>158155610
its not about wn8 its about winrate. You can have blue wn8 but if you have 48% wins you are still a shitter.> t. "colour of choice"shitter
>>158153704
Not everyone has access to cyanide and morphine, though I guess you might be able to synthesise cyanide from fruit
>>158153758
Around krill never relax
close game
>play the game for a couple hours
>lose 150k gold
huh.
>>158156117
best girl
>>158157249
how
>>158157249
What the hell are you doing?
>>158157313
>>158157982
fuck meant silver lmao
>What the hell are you doing?
driving stock t8 tanks
>>158158129
oh shit that's nothing
I burnt through 1.4 million credits a couple of days ago
>help out dolan by joining his detachment
>he kicks you the next game
good to know who your friends really are
>>158159228
He's a Jew if you didn't know
>>158159228
I'll buy you pizza to make up for it
>Play on and off for five years
>after a match get a notification
>congratulations on your 2000th match!
>there is another notification behind it
>congratulations on your 1000th victory!
Born to be mild, I guess. Now I don't want to spoil that perfect score.
>>158153567
I forgot they had that tank in Blitz as a premium tank
how exactly are the jap boxes balanced? this is ridiculous.
>>158160369
huge tanks with extremely flat armor.
>>158160452
I can never seem to pen them, do you shoot the LFP or what?
>>158160503
sides mostly
>>158160503
Just shoot any flat part of the tanks and you'll most likely pen if they aren't angled.
Havent been around for a long while. Is there still a mod that will display player stats ingame around?
>>158160632
>>158160748
I'll try that, I've mostly aimed at viewports and the ugly tumors on the front because they look like obvious weakspots, but shit is just bouncing everywhere with 200+ pen.
Note to KV-2 drivers. When facing an O-I, the armor on the lower hull 'roof' between the two miniturrets is low enough to be penned with HE.
Code is MATCHMAKER
GO GO GO GO GO
MATCHMAKER
>>158160859
the tumors on the front are actually very well armored so dont aim for them. Aining for the armor behind the tumors though usually works
>>158161792
What's everyone's general opinion on Tier 8 light tanks?
Ru 251 > T-54 ltwt > WZ-132 > 13 90 > T49
Right?
>>158161898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
best t9 arty in the game
>>158161898
you daft cunt
>>158162002
what do you get?
>>158162106
go to tankrewards.com
>>158162106
>>158162101
Did I do something wrong
>>158160797
yup
>>158162189
tfw full time wage cuck can't get no freemium baguettes
>>158161775
>>158161792
is this a ruse
>>158162901
Yes
member when the soviets landed ISU-152 tanks on the Normandy beaches on D-Day?
>>158162448
tfw haven't played this game in months yet still kind of salty that i can't get free golds
>>158162976
i was there
>>158162935
Well, that's just uncalled for then.
>>158162976
i member
>>158163187
with shadoo?
>turn tank right on a slight slope
>it turns left
new physics are great
is the in-garage ping accurate? I don't want to join a game if I'll have 200 ping
>when you play SH with NOPAN elite unicum squad and make some decent dosh even without credit bonuses
>>158164480
>play for 3 hours
>only make 1,3 mil
that's pretty shitty
>>158164480
>nopan
>elite
>>158164480
how did you get in?
>>158164645
For no credit bonuses and for the amount of FUN, it's fine.
>get in E-75
>Ruinberg
>top tier
>fucking AMX CDC and Panther rush in front of me and die as the enemy vaporize them when they appear
>end game with 3.5k damage and 3.5k damage blocked but lose
why are people fucking retarded
why can't they just let their top tier do stuff and NOT die
>shitters don't even bother defending their stronghold
baka
>>158165328
F
>>158165431
:^)
this game is awful
is that weeb map with the bridge and castle still in the game?
>>158166461
The Asian one?
Unfortunately it still is.
>It's a carry your team and they still spend the whole game bitching at you episode
>>158164905
>join secret unicum channel
>get invited
>>158166814
I'm always idling there and nobody says a word.
>>158166679
Dragon Ridge is the one I was thinking about, just read that it was removed.
Shame, it felt like one of the more versatile maps.
>>158167793
nevermind, it was Pearl River.
Dragon ridge a SHIT!
why did they remove south coast?
>>158165646
>not in nopan
I haven't played in a year, and only now I find out that they removed some maps, like south coast. I am a bad enough player that I can't tell if either team has a significant advantage on a map, but were most of the removed maps removed for being imbalanced or because of something else?
>>158165328
That's still better than attacking and not showing up :^)
Bonus code
RUMBLENYC
>>158168232
I know that Northwest (the one with the trains) was heavily north favored and Komarin and Dragon Ridge were just an all-around shitshow that nobody enjoyed; curious about the other ones as well.
>>158168432
are these NA only or just instantly taken?
>>158168690
NA for tankrewards.com/
>>158168849
oh, didn't even know this existed. also it looks ghetto as fuck, is it official?
>>158168928
>is it official?
Yeah, it's WGNA doing what they can with the resources they've got because the actual dev team aren't doing enough to keep players.
>>158168232
Yeah south coast south spawn was heavily favoured because they had easy control of mid, thus majority map control and the best fire lanes.
>>158168317
For what purpose, what time is rsop defence period?
>tfw completing TD-15-3 without even noticing how close i was until i had 5.9k damage
>tfw i almost didnt get it when i RNG missed 3 shots before hitting the final one
>tfw i now have a full female swede crew
>>158168432
>RUMBLENYC
Thats already done.
>>158171552
do I get the Comet?
Are your crews ready for next patch?
this game is gay
>start playing on new computer
>ping doubles
hmm
>>158171172
It was at 19:00, but got changed to shitterclan tier at 5:00 cuz commander is busy at normal def times for now.
>get pm
>expect it to be complaining about gold spam
>it's a compliment
>>158174441
Time can be spent doing other things during normie hours desu
td players need to be gassed
>>158175748
>>158153771
When I take a hard look at things, plane fags have it so well. Vehicle combat to the videogame community almost exclusively means flight, or infantry based games with land and flight options. There are plenty of fun air combat games, from casual console games to extremely involved sims and everything in between. Where else are you going to go? No one invests in one grindy free to play only to play another without mega autism, better to just stick with one. And if you want a non jewish game, your options are simulators. Most casuals don't want land vehicle combat more complicated than what Battlefield offers.
>>158175748
t. arti moron
>sit there taking damage from what I think is the last enemy
>didn't realize there was another enemy remaining and he killed me before I dpm'd the person I thought was alone down
>>158176427
>a picture of tanks at night
I just noticed, 99% of pictures of tanks i've seen were shot during the daytime
seeing a tank at night is weird, and beautiful
>>158177683
US forces on the ground modified that stug III with concrete armor
new premium tank !
>>158177683
>go innatank at night
>sneeki breeki gets off an rpg into your side
>>158178276
>WG codes concrete as thickness
>>158178276
>terrain resistance is shit
>concrete armor only adds a little effective armor because "balance"and I'd still buy it
>>158172812
I'd Sergeant Fred
>>158180995
Fred's a QT. Since i have gold from the tank rewards thing I'm thinking of changing kallstrom to a QT as well.
>when ur platooning with a real nigga at the real nigga hours trying to win games
:^)
That's a big scratch.
>>158185680
For SU.
KV-2 or T-150?
If I start a crew in a premium tank can I then move it to a regular tank? Will there be training loss?
>>158160859
>>158160503
Just load gold and deeps them to death.
>>158188356
I don't fucking know, but it might be easier to grind the T-150's 107mm with the KV-2.
>>158164887
>top players from unicum clans RSOP and RGT literally fighting for spots in NOPAN skirmishes
>not elite
>>158188676
If you start a crew in a premium tank and then stick them in another tank, they will take a training penalty.
If you start a crew in a normal tank and stick them in a premium tank of the same class, they will not take a training penalty.
Premium tanks take any crew of the same vehicle class. Tech tree tanks only take crews trained for that tank.
>>158188912
Got it, thanks.
>>158172812
almost
>>158188862
What did he mean by this?
>unironically have a TOG
>it says rental period is over and I can't play it
ok
>>158189043
Buy it.
>>158189125
>403
Daily reminder that QB is a like jedi master of wot.
>>158189254
I'm not a good player.
>playing on Westfield
>game is pretty much over, 6 vs 1 super pershing
>somehow stealth kills 3 tanks, hasn't been spotted the entire game
>finally find him but get killed, he was red line sniping at the very top corner of the shitter flank
What the fuck
>>158188862
We know who those members of those clans are and it's no surprise why they join, so no
>>158166887
Inner circle which you aren't in
>when the anal devastation kicks in
>>158191151
Go to the hospital then, shitting out your intestines will be dangerous. Do you wanna talk about it?
>>158190956
ok literally who yellow
>he will never stop being mad at other people having fun
>he will never stop shitposting
Why do European posters hate each other so much? Is this why you have so many wars?
>>158191386
I voted brexit. UK server when.
>>158190956
>people who aren't in the clan
>inner circle
>>158191349
Loituma is such a troublemaker I agree, he killed a clan and bullies yellows. Rope when
>>158153567
Should I play this or World of Warships?
>>158191437
The pure anglo Saxon do need freedom from the ginger and mulatto eurotrash
>>158191462
Personally I find warships to be more interesting in concept, but terminally boring to actually play. Even the royal navy being added can;t lure me back.
>>158191454
t. yellow
>>158191585
t. tryhard
>>158191565
Yeah it's a fantastic concept but it lacks the fun like the battlestations games. They need to do something about that and try and make it less snipe wars. The devs are far better than wot devs, Ruskie stronk
>>158191621
t. trying hard to get two penetrating shots per game
>it's that time of the night when 600 mongolians show up on USW and there are at least 5 TOTEM clan tags in each game
I know when to throw in the towel
>>158191454
>he killed a clan
fixed*
>>158191708
Isn't it more like 6 on average for blue
>>158191714
Ask ogedai for a peace treaty and a trade deal, only way you'll survive the horde
at what number does one transition from yellow to green
>>158188356
Neither the IS-4 isn't as good as the IS-7 and if you want to play arty you should kill yourself
>>158191987
65% overall winrate 8000 recent
>>158191987
depends light green is still yellow
>>158191987
4K wn8 and a degree in autism studies
>>158192239
i'm not talking about wotlabs scale, but I can't find values for any other scale
daily reminder that:
arty is fun and necessary
only shitters use p2w ammo and p2w tanks
blues with mods = tomatos
autoloaders are for faggots
soviet devs cant implement a decent mm, stop russian bias and make the reich great again
>>158192541
every blue uses mods, if they didn't use mods they would be purple
What should I get first, the Waffle IV or the Obj. 416?
>>158193917
the noose
>>158193917
a cute boyfriend :3
>>158194010
gay rp is not allowed in the general
>>158194064
>>158194064
So why is half the general not banned then
>>158194064
Every single smug anime girl posted here is gay roleplaying
>>158194236
>>158194236
>>158194343
>>158194343
>>158194343
>>158194343
>>158194343
maus strong
>>158195118
>Only bouncing 3k in a tier X game
>In a Maus
Not one of your better posts, loituma.
>>158195118
>not playing like an unigum
i think you should watch more fast fetus so you can git gud
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QAslU0vWPiE
>>158196210
I'm good enough to have yellowshitters beg for spots in my tournament teams, I'm not really aiming any higher than that :^)
>>158196353
t. yellowshitter
>>158196353
>Having yellowshitters beg
>Implying that's even remotely an achievement
Even greenshitters can do that.
>>158196787
it's pretty tasty
It's one of THOSE days huh
The joy of being the balance man
Also
Just remember Arty is you're friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4uiiy0qgA
Desparate of platoon mates joining GOYIM :X
pls akcept
im good goy
many tanks of various tiers
all for shit as I live in Eu now so no other clan wants me :X
APDG
What should I be grinding to be more useful in stronghold stuff anyway.
>>158199168
Cromwell and IS-3
>>158199168
cromwell and is7 line
also why do you have a dedicated tog crew when you have 2 uk heavies??
*tips bias*
>>158199343
I might be wrong, but if I transferred my tog crew to the conq they'd lose skills.
>>158200114
that's because you're supposed to train skills for the real tank, not the meme one
>>158200114
Wut?
They only get their main level set down for a few percent, they Jeep skills and perkk
>>158200114
no, they only drop to 90%
they will be up to 100% again within ~20 battles
what a great mod
>>158201769
>I'm spotted at B2. Please Help!
>I'm spotted at B2. Please Help!
>I'm spotted at B2. Please Help!
>I'm spotted at B2. Please Help!
>I'm spotted at B2. Please Help!
>>158201769
>(Your long ass name) (Your long ass tank name): You are blocking my line of fire!
Wake up!
should I main artillery
>>158162181
Does this shit only work with na accounts?
the absolute madman
>This guy rolls up to the battle 5hp short from bumping into someone
>Escapes with 1hp
Can't you just fucking round it up
>>158206117
>Persvako
>>158206651
>Survived yet again due to 350hp
Having as much health as a TD sure is useful.
are the stuart tanks (except M5A1) the most pathetic tanks in the game?
lads is t-44-100 worth 6.99?
>>158210543
depends how many tier 8 prems you already have
>>158210606
only fcm
>>158210698
7€/$ isn't bad for a t8 premium, go for it.
>>158208697
The way that maggot is using it? yes.
I remember one-shotting hellcats and getting covered in salty tears when i used the howitzer gun
>>158210543
czsk easiest tanks. If you have TVP50 AND Tvp 50/51 it is easy peasy grind. 3k dmg/3 kills per game normal thing
>>158208697
I like the brit lights even less
>>158211701
I only have the Tier 6 one. There's no way I'm grinding 150k dmg and kills in that in a little over a day.
>>158211019
too bad they removed the howitzer
>>158211978
yeah, then buy it for sure.
>>158210543
If you enjoyed the tech tree t-44 then the t-44-100 is a better prem version. But have fun in tier 10.
reminder for active tank friends that NOPAN does tournaments, skirmishes and stronghold attacks regularly
come claim your free gold, extra credits (+20% reserves very soon), and lewd anime girls here: https://eu.wargaming.net/clans/wot/500136066/
>>158215567
Reee
>>158215567
are you bullies? i don't want to be called yellow shitter by some neet sperg.
active voicechat required?
>>158215828
nah we're chill, if you meet the requirements there's no reason to give you shit for your stats
voicechat is required for clan activities but you don't have to say a word if you don't want to, you just need to be able to listen to the caller
>>158216004
I thought about applying since NTR, but the constant clan drama and hostile climateand me being shitturned me off.
Maybe this time, maybe this time.
slightly related, does dreg still exist?
>>158216446
>NTR
we're on EU :^)
>>158216862
silly formalities.
>>158215567
no
>>158218394
your loss :^)
tfw playing holdstrongs with the NOPAN elite
>>158220570
elite
complete scrub from London here looking for somebody who doesn't mind making me a little less shit
trust me, it'll be fun
Bumblebunny is IG name
>>158220906
please be in london
>>158220906
>Bumblebunny
>Last battle: 2016-10-23 18:15
hmmm
>>158221649
wow im fucking retarded it's not 2017 yet
>>158220570
Dear Krillkongen, congratulations on passing the trials successfully, you are hereby accepted in NOPAN!
>>158215567
I would never join this
everything about it turns me off
>>158222035
you mean the whole actually playing tanks thing? :^)
>>158215567
Are you playing T8 strongholds yet?
>>158221781
how dense are you?
>>158221938
Lmao
>>158222364
stronghold battles yes, skirmishes not yet
>>158222524
>bullying shitters for scraps
>not just attacking the big boys for the big bucks
c'mon
>>158222852
can only attack within one level of our own SH
>>158221649
I'm still online, are you okay friend?
>>158221781
It's ok, obliviousbro. I forget what year it is sometimes too.
>>158221938
no
>>158224117
I was under the inmpression that if HE penned it didn't do splash damage
>>158224360
I was under the impression you weren't a cuck piece of shit.
>>158224360
>implying there is anything to pen at the back fo the Grille 15
>>158224493
Wow savage and rude senpai
>>158224117
>>158224493
that'd be you
>>158224948
is Orb still alive?
>>158224837
Rekt
>>158225000
Orb smoke "the one man klan" ab owl is still pulling the trigger on every nigger
>>158225505
based
>>158161934
I like the clip on the 13 90
>engine sound mods are back
about fucking time
>>158223679
I'm okay, thanks for the concern :3
>>158226047
better days
>>158227723
ayyy
>>158162189
Which codes are left to be redeemed? I'd love some permanent camo for my ELC
>>158228339
none
>>158228421
Fug
>>158228339
None, all of them were 100% redeemed 20 minutes from their announcemente
>>158228339
What are these codes people are talking about?
Will WGLEU stream have codes?
>>158224117
>arty is inaccurate guys
>>158229634
DEUTSCHE
PRÄZISION
>get JPanther
>"oh, finally I'll have good pen for the tier"
>constantly get matched against tier 9s
CHIEFTAIN NEXT PATCH
>>158230489
>Winter himmelsdorf fours times in a row as arty
>>158230935
Proofs
>tfw even blitz mm is rigged
why do they even allow mobile ppl onto böitz
>Tier 6 jap heavy one shots me in my KV-1
what bullshit
also KV-2 or T-150
Ill free exp any modules.
>>158233572
KV-1S
>>158233808
Already have it.
>>158233572
unlock t-150 on the kv-2, that way you dont have to unlock the 107mm on the t-150 and can play both tanks
is-7 line is way better tho
>prenerf T18
yeah this game is hot garbage
>>158234912
>not just shooting the front plate
>not just flanking it
>not just driving the cruiser iv and balancing it in a single clip
Why is Blitz coming to PC?
>>158191462
>>158191704
Warships is a great game to play while stoned though
>>158208697
thought that was an SU-203 for a second there
>>158224117
what mod is this?
>>158240345
Arty assistant or whatever it's called.
>arty players
>>158240431
>>158240345
Battle Assistant.
Press J to ruin fun.
>>158243720
Holy shit this actually makes artillery fun.
Kinda want to buy the tier 9 German SPG now.
>>158244167
fuck you
>>158239642
Wargaming has recognized how much of a blunder arty was, but are also casualizing the game as much as possible
>>158244365
I'm only 700k credits away from the GW Tiger.
Is it worth the buy and 60k free EXP on the top gun? Or should I just play another line, looks really slow.
>>158245364
it shares the top gun with the G.W. Tiger P, so no need to free XP it
speaking of arty, could someone show me the trick that I need to apply to hit literally anything aside from the ground with the Birch Gun? there has to be something I'mmissing.
>>158245852
I don't have the GW Tiger P, it's unlocked but I never played it. So is the Tiger.
This is broken.
>>158246139
Drive closer. Use Battle Assistant if you're not already. Get good.
I loved the Birch Gun despite only having a 35% accuracy. The real problem is the pathetic damage and lack of HEAT, you can't defend yourself like other arty can and it relies on longer matches to get high damage games. On the plus side, 6 second reload means you're nearly always doing something and you can afford to take lots of risky shots.
>>158246923
Fuck off arty shitter
>>158247431
mad togtard
>>158247052
I just did 75 damage and that netted me mastery 3.
>>158248010
Great job!
>>158247616
Fuck off arty shitter
why is arty so fun :D
>>158249290
which is better, S-51 or SU-14-1?
>tfw you load APCR
>tfw you get matched up with a celebrity
why am I dying so much on my Hetzer with the biggest gun possible that can't penetrate shit?
Am I missing something?
>>158252159
You're supposed to only fire HE using the 10.5cm.
That or fire HEAT rounds and watch people cry.
>>158252159
>firing AP out of a derp gun
you deserve everything that happens to you
>>158252159
>>158252440
THANK YOU
>want to receive platoon invites
>don't want to platoon
>have to carefully maintain the balance between platoon invites I receive and accept so that my supply does not run out
the life of a diva is a difficult one
>>158255484
>diva
more like a slut
>>158157249
stop using premium rounds
I have a wargamming account set-up with Blitz, do I use this account to send a request to join? I want to use the account I have on PS4, or do none of you guys play on that system?
>>158259424
I should also add: I have around 7.5 battles on Blitz, but just joined ps4 about last week; Blitz is pissing me off. I also do not know if I even have have a wg account on ps4, or even if that's available for ps4.
>>158153567
The love is alive and well for PZMOE.
>>158250723
>650 subs
>>158260086
>getting the joke
>Winterberg
>Winterberg
>Winterberg
>Winterberg
>Winterberg
not a good meme
>>158259812
still rectruiting?
>>158259107
I think my problem is more that I play aggressively/proactive in tier 8, where every goddamn shitter camps their own arties in their heavy tanks.
My survival rate is probably around 20%, while doing top 3 damage more often than not.
Answer me anon, Is there a single map you like in this shit game?
>>158265967
Yeah, Pearl Riv- oh..
>join new clan
>qt grill in TS
>>158266154
fuck her right now
>>158265967
they are all pretty awful
>>158266154
I'd leave in a heartbeat
>>158266154
>>158266242
you know what to do anon, just ram her, shoot your payload into her rear, and scream "PENETRATION!"
>>158265967
none of them
>>158266752
>"That one bounced!"
>>158266154
>tfw no ts qt grill gf
>>158266752
dont forget to record it and the voicechat
>>158266975
>"the gunner is dead!"
>>158267765
>"We're shooting blind!"
>server down
please no
keep grinding sixth sense or just immediately move on to the 59-16/mt-25?
>>158268473
Depends on how close you are to SS and how much you really end up using it in a match. You can make due without it, but its pretty important on camo classes like lights.
>tfw /wotg/ is just loituma's screenshot dump now
we don't need to know every single thing that happens to you faggot
>>158270961
>had to scroll atleast 100 posts up to see a single screenshot from him
Are you perhaps a begrudged NOFUN member?
>>158270961
9/346 posts are screenshots from him
>it's another loituma false flaging to get (you)'s episode
>>158273430
Have a (You)
>>158271545
>>158273371
>>158273430
kill yourself loituma
>>158268473
if you buy gold crews go ahead and move them and dump as much free xp as you can into it. if you do credit crews and you have less than 75% left to go you might want to wait until a x2 crew xp event and pop a few of the bonuses to grind it out but unless you just really like playing the previous tanks don't bother if you aren't close
>3 heavies on the enemy team
>we get 0
still won but only because we lemmingrushed base
>>158274765
>not fighting to the bitter end because damage is more important than victories
pleb
>>158274824
winning is the only thing that matters
>>158273676
>loituma
fucking newfag
>>158275457
lol
this is over, right? only downhill from here?
>>158276725
depnds, you might just be grinding a tank that doesn't tickle your fancy.
>>158273430
>tsundere fanboys keep posting about me when I'm asleep
>implying I need to make any sort of effort to farm (you)s
Abandon thread
y/n?
What's the point of tier 8 light tanks when tier 9/10 medium and heavy tanks get 400 viewrange? Why don't light tanks get any viewrange advantage at high tiers like they do at lower tiers?
>>158278209
they have better camo and they retain it on the move
>>158278209
Most of tier VIII mediums get 390-400m view range as well because fuck logic
>tfw got 450+ view range on T69
>outspot heavies and dump entire clipazine without being spotted
is of belense)))))))))
>>158278260
>they retain it on the move
Yes.
>they have better camo
No. Most scouts get 14-18 camo coefficient, which a LOT of mediums can compete with.
>>158278598
barely, and even less so on the move
>>158278565
that's why I love autoloaders
you get the vents and optics for ridiculous view range
Uhhh dolan is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>158279159
and boost that shit with bia and viewrange perks because lmao no point in getting camo on T69
>>158273430
He's a fuccboi desu, also loves the victim complex
>>158280113
>~480m viewrange without cola
not broken at all
>>158189003
BROTHERS in arms : --- )))
>>158281729
no
>>158281729
RIP brothers.
>>158280185
say that to my face not on the internet and we'll see who's the victim :^)
>>158281819
>posting CP
>>158282084
>all these people
>never saw more than 10 in chat
>>158282712
BECAUSE YOU A NEW PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEVER BOTHERED TO SOCIALISE
fuck off, had to get that off my chest ok
>>158282979
>muh normiebook clique
>>158282712
Welcome, newfriend
>when MM hits u up with this matchup
>>158283505
that better be pool's, nigga
>>158283275
Kys at once
>>158283547
They died so fugging fast
>>158283690
you first
>>158284012
No I insist, you can kill yourself first
>Jingles proposed to Rita
>Rita is 25
>Jingles is old enough to be her dad
World of Tanks really brings about some strange chemistry, huh.
https://youtu.be/yVG9SiqQSK0?t=12m45s
>>158284854
>>158284719
it's not that I'm opposed to the idea, I just have no reason to really
>>158284854
>look up Jingles' age
>hes only 46
holy fucking shit dude
>>158284854
Really? lmao
>>158284854
I'm not autistic enough to watch through this
tl;dr ?
>>158284854
Happy for him desu
Meaty Jongles seems like a lovely guy
>>158285873
>hes marrying rita
>he gets to drive a tiger 2
>anime cancer announcements
>hurr durr im funny
>obese weeb friend lost weight
>announced that we get a ladder for every non premium t6-t10 tanks on eu with rewards for the top 100it takes the average xp over 5 consecutive battles
>roblox giveaway
>>158286225
>hes marrying rita
jesus h fucking christ, I mean she ain't pretty but what makes a woman degrade herself to marry "that" thing
>>158286225
>he gets to drive a tiger 2
Bastard.
>>158286225
>hes marrying rita
Does Rita know or is he going with that muslim approach ?
Wish I was old, old men seem to be able to get young women so easily. Fucking women with dad complexes
>>158286340
He isn't THAT bad looking, plus he looks like a nice dudedespite being a bit of a manchildso nothing wrong with it
>>158286418
>fat
>old
>bald
>manchild
>bong
it's the MUHney, isn't it
>>158286387
yeah she even showed off her wedding ring on stream first because shes a typical stacey whos probably gonna cuck him
>>158286570
I find it quite amusing, the whole entire thing. Jingles and Rita have been living together for a whole year now. She literally flew from Portugal to the UK, to live with Jingles.
What.
>>158286570
Makes sense now. How are them divorce laws in Islamabad anyway, can she fuck him over hard or American-hard ?
>>158286641
1. Overview
You can get a divorce in England or Wales if you’ve been married at least a year and your relationship has permanently broken down.
2. Grounds for divorce
Your husband or wife behaved so badly that you can no longer bear to live with them.
This could include:
physical violence
verbal abuse, eg insults or threats
drunkenness or drug-taking
refusing to pay for housekeeping
3. File for divorce
4. Apply for a financial order
You can ask a court to make a ‘financial order’ if you can’t reach an agreement. This used to be called an ‘ancillary relief order’.
You can apply for a financial order if you want, for example:
a lump sum payment
ownership of a property
regular maintenance payments to help with children or living expenses
a share of your partner’s pension payments
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, nigga gonna lose his house AND pension
>>158287242
He's on his Navy retiree pension right now, right?
>>158287331
Yeah he's got the full 21 year military pension
>>158284854
Jesus fucking Christ
>>158287650
>got the full 21 year military pension
>full
for now
>>158284854
he has done very well here, she may be fuck ugly but shes slim and for his age and health, a jackpot
on the otherhand i think she'll still get free reign to fuck anyone she wants as she goes away to """tank""" events by herself in a foreign countries alot
>>158287776
>>158286542
>>158286404
>>158285054
Which one of you posted that youtube comment from 6 minutes ago lel
>>158288028
>tank events
more like big black dick events, amirite?
>>158288003
She'd get half of it in divorce probably
>>158287242
>bong
>have already been through a divorce
>living on army pension
>tfw you realise that there's a huge chance Rita is getting married to that fat bald fuck just to secure her British citizenship.
He won't lose his house because court order will be on his side for multiple reasons. First being, he's the rightful owner and had already\was paid the mortgage before Rita lived with him. Second being, he's a Veteran with decades of service and thirdly the two do not have children, so Rita can't use the "MUH KEEDS" argument. And finally, she isn't ethnic British. People will meme and say that Britain is a lefty cuckold shithole, but when it comes to the Court Law Order system, most judges and law involved workers are biased and naturally support English\Welsh\Scottish\NIrish.
Haven't really kept up to date but does Rita have her British citizenship yet?
>>158288138
>>158288128
>>158287242
/WoTG/ - British Family Law Generalnot that I actually mind
>>158288038
Which comment?
>e-celebs general
don't you fucking sissies have some soap show to watch?
>>158288220
That's international law for the most part senpai, your wife will rob you regardless of where you are
>>158288138
She'll get her citizenship once they married, and then he's fucked in court if they divorce
>>158288881
Watching senile permayellow weeb getting his life fucked sideways over tang is more entertaining
>when you get the juicy first win in a +2 game
good feel
>grinding british heavy line to get the THICC Centurion with the 120mm.
Haven't played in over a year, anything I really should know?I only play german tanks btw
>>158291301
But its not out, at least not on PC anyways
>>158292482
I meant the Conqueror senpai
>first shot ammo rack damaged
>second shot get destroyed by ammo racking
>Hey guys you know what let's take a tier 5 body and give it a tier 10 matchmaking how about that haha
amazing
>>158292730
>driving any frenchshit besides the ELC
Literally asking for it.
>>158292730
I've been driving shermans for quite some time now, was the first line I went for back when I started. Never had a problem with Reverb, though I admit, some additional mobility would be nice.
>>158292730
>Hey guys you know what let's take a tier 5 body and give it a tier 10 matchmaking
You knew what you are buying, yet you still bought it. Explain yourself
>>158293714
Needed a tank to farm credits, saw it was pretty cost efficient. I was dumb
>>158292625
But carnaervon/conqueror had nothing in common with centurion
>>158293975
Honestly, just play it like a turreted tank destroyer. Just camp and farm damage for them credits since it's trash at everything else
>glass cannon with meme gun and no mobility either
>sees tier 10 because why the fuck not
>>158292730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSzpTNgsoA
>>158294396
Arty is so balanced
>>158294914
>basically only shows matches of him being top tier
Wow that was fucking useless
>>158294714
Yeah, guess that's the only possibility, only got myself to blame for buying it.
>>158295286
>don't snipe it has bad accuracy
>0.35 accuracy, same as almost every other tier VIII medium
>snipes himself half of the video
>bullies lower tiers for the rest of the video
Well I mean you can't blame the guy, WG gives him free™ premium tanks to do these videos
>>158296221
RIP tortoise, the fate of most ww2 tanks sadly, to sit on a firing range
Why does the JPE100 get a bullshit MG-turret weakspot at the top, but not the E100?
>>158296739
Fixed casemate, quite logical to need a remote control 360 degree mg
>>158296802
That MG has no depression whatsover. It can only hit targets standing on top of the tank or fucking planes anway. An the E100 doesn't have a MG at all.
>>158297129
Isn't there slots in the manlet of the e-100 for mg, and a mount on cupola
>>158297210
It has a stubby 75mm above the main gun
>>158297210
There is no MG on E100.I'm just mad as hell, because I just faced two E100 on Himmelsdorf and they've snapshot' my MG turret three times while I only damaged their tracks in a JPE100. It just serves to cripple a otherwise good tank.
>>158294184
Had nothing in common. In WoT it's basically a Cent 7/1 with a 120mm. Shit armour, amazing sniping abilities.
>>158297596
Conqueror makes cent 7 look like dogshit
>>158298719
>mfw discovering why jerry cans have that name
>>158298719
S
A
S
>>158299505
Because we called the krauts jerries?
>>158299460
That's why I'm trying to get it
How's the STB1?
>>158300116
It's okay
>>158300374
Some guy on our team made 4000 damage and blocked almost 3000 damage in it. I didn't expect the turret to be this resilient.
Ich please make me happy.
Just researched and bought Tiger II B (P). What a disgusting piece of shit, and utter fucking disappointment.
Slow as a slime with bullshit paper turret, which receives one-shoots from T-34s and SU-85s all the fucking time, no matter how far you stand and how you angle it. Panther D has much more suitability than this. And the motherfucking 88mm gum cannot produce anything but "hit" and "critical hit".
What are all these "OP nazi bunkers" about? It's been like 6 games and i still can't even get first module researched - with premium and 15% booster. I've bought T-34-85 at the same time with the Tiger II and it already has three modules researched.
How the fuck am I supposed to grind RP with this piece of shit Tiger II (P)aper? Tiger I is much better than this, i didn't expected to get such garbage.
I'm mad as fuck.
>>158301536
Nice blog tumblrina
>>158296459
Who cares, man?
It's just another scrap of metal forged with the intention to kill fellow men.
>PURE HISTORY, it should be preserved in a museum owned by jews to draw people who will pay entry fees
>>158301536
wrong thread
>>158301536
>get the tiger 2 design that lost the contract race and wonder why its inferior to the one that won
>>158301536
>Falling for the German Warmachine meme
>>158301935
Fuck why does it cut
is he kill?
>>158301318
im currently playing blitz on the eu server
you could platoon with me if you want
The perfect
>>158302249
should have won the war )))))))))))))
>>158302393
daily dubs game
So is NOFUN absolutely dead? Just logged in and there was only 1 other guy online.
>>158302541
It was never alive
>>158302431
Epic strawman lad.
>>158302431
we make nation in giant frozen wasteland )))))) cannot be defeated )))))))))))
>>158302541
And that one guy was me.
>>158296221
wouldn't the old steel be worth something because it was made before the bombs fell or is that only true for submerged steel?
>>158302743
We don't have a shortage of iron, but you could basically throw that tonk into the furnace.
>>158302249
>bahh ss divisions were just retards they didn't do as good
t. britcuck tank "historians"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7G2JDB07Lw
>3rd gnomefather reincarnation
>actually sounds decent
>>158302468
You have no excuse, if you tank had a 20kph top speed with no turret maybe you'd do. But in a conq this should never happen unless you're a camping cuck
>>158302541
yeah, all the cool kids are joining NOPAN
>>158302897
Yes but the metal that's made now is contaminated by the nuclear fallout of all the nuke tests.
>>158303182
What kind of logic is that. Why would only metals be affected by those test. Humanity still mines various ores and recycles metals on the entire world and I don't see people dying on the streets from radiation.
>>158303559
Because it's a minor contamination, for certain scientific applications it's a problem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-background_steel
I learned about this recently and it's pretty neat
>>158302541
yes, it was killed for good by some french faggot who wanted his own anime clan
>>158302927
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
The time has come to sound thunder.
>>158303868
but I didn't kill NOFUN, I fixed it
>cute name and logo
>actually active
>a nice and practical discord
>no yellows
>no sperglords sperging about anime
>no autistic brits
>>158304109
Every post you make hurts to read and unless you're commenting on your own attached screenshots, they're all the same posts.
>>158303818
Are there any foundries which produce steel from iron ore only? Those old battleships will not last forever.
>>158304214
could be because I'm replying to the same shitposts every time :^)
>>158303071
I watched the right. Nothing came. I went around the right. There was nothing there. I didn;t even find the arty.
>>158304214
ok cipher
>>158304440
It's okay, I love you Loituma.
>>158304637
I'm from his time, but literally never been in contact with him. The Old Gods of NOFUN are the only people I remember and they don't remember me.
>>158304365
I'm sure it's possible to filter it out somehow but I suppose it's just not economically viable at this point.
>>158304109
>1000 wn8 recent requirement
>no yellows
>hatbuster
ok dolan
>>158305004
:^)
blitz even got a map on an alien planet
why would anyone still play wot
>>158305086
>yellows thinking they're green
baka
>>158305621
they're green in my heart
>>158305545
Is it a decent map?
Minimap makes it look less chokepoint-y than WoT maps, which are usually just two lanes in the corners and an open area in the middle.
>>158305545
dude meme maps lmao
>>158294396
I am working towards that artry
it has been my game goal since 2013
>>158305545
>shitty meme game has meme shit
what a surprise
>>158306348
most maps seem decent w/o any obvious chokepoints but theres only encounter mode with accelerated cap
>>158305545
wtf is blitz anyways
>>158305621
b..but muh light teal recent
If I want to go full ultra cancer, should I play the M53/55 or the CGC? I'm at the M12 and the birch gun respectively.
>>158307127
>aids graphics
>7v7
>small map
>turret and vehicle rotation are delayedlike the server crosshair in wot
>consumables are infinetely reusable but with a cooldown
>no premium consumables
>no arty
>you can play against ppl who play on their phone
>>158307810
Go LeFH, it's the most cancerous arty available
t. LeFH player
>>158284854
ACK!
>>158282084
>2 loitumas and an unkel_dolan
>>158307874
oh, it's mobile shit. I thought it was that weird cardgame noone plays.
nice p2w game wotards
Well, that match cured me of the recent desire to continue the Leopard line.
>>158282084
I notice the elite are in the top left
>>158308837
I'm the one on the right. I'm Loituma, but stronger.
I amazed that this man has landed anything.
I don't know why, but back then before even japs were added, I decided that I would play only one type of vehicle per country and I chose germans for their arty. Now I'm up to hummel (I play for a month or two casually, then get bored of it for a whole year) and the way I see it if I were ever to hit tier VIII arty wouldn't need to research them anymore since I get the best cannons then and there. Seriously, why would you even go beyond that point? Arty's only job is damage, it isn't supposed to be either quick, or tough.
>>158310341
>german arty
Hope you like that +5/-5 degree of gun traverse and being one of the biggest targets in the game.
>>158310341
I had a similar mindset back when I only had 9 garage slots
now that I have 160+ I don't care
>>158309567
Why can't we have rain effects.
time to sell
>>158310341
The GWE100 has double the ammo capacity, a nine second faster reload, better precision, better bloom, better engine power, can turn faster, has a slightly wider gun arc and 550 health compared to the GW Pigers 440 health, which means you can actually take a shot from most heavies and mediums.
I would continue the line, if you're dead set on german arty m8.
>>158309567
>tfw PC will never look this good.
>>158310538
Well hummel has more than enough, but that +5/-5 playing on grille taught me patience and pre aiming.
>>158311215
Not too much, but thatks for pointing that stuff out, I was about to scoure the wiki for the info. Most likely I'm gonna get bored soon enough. Other two things I play are cromwell and AMX ELC. Nothing else. I I have no desire to continue their lines. Maybe to get the hellcat, though I'm still stuck on t67.
>>158311458
Tbh that whole UI ruins the aesthetics completely, and you can't even change it.
>>158300510
its not
>>158311612
>stuck on t67
Yousay that like it's a bad thing.
https://youtu.be/0TA5WzXh71E?t=412
Is there a mod currently that does this (show the gun traverse range on TDs)?
>>158311951
yes
>>158311884
This reminds of one of my first matches. I was aiming across that valley in province in sniper mode and right when I shot across, some guy drove in front of me and took the blow. He got angry and started shooting him while I tried to explain that it was an accident. He didn't care and killed me. No one bothered to kill him in return, while I didin't retaliate from fear that I'll get marked as a team killer. I still get mildly pissed off when I remember that.
Got slope?
>>158284854
Wow, thats kinda disgusting
>>158315263
IS THAT OLD SEVEROGORSK!!!!!?
D:
>>158286542
HES FUCKING 46 AND HIS HAIR IS GREY??
>>158315931
I just had an idea for one of their joint cosplays
>>158316418
Aye. Console has a lot of maps the PC version ditched.
Pearl River, Komarin, Province, a reworked Dragons Ridge, you name it.
>>158316601
he is not really that fat though, overweight but not some obesed fatty
>>158316843
https://imgur.com/a/KPzit
He's average. I'd such lindybeige's dick so I can;t really judge.
>>158317217
That's one concentrated dosage of depression and cuck.
>>158304109
Who "killed" NOFUN then? I do want to know your opinion
>>158304637
Incorrect, try again sperg. It's getting sad how bad you are at figuring out who is who
>>158318710
do you really, or is it just more retarded shitposting?
>>158318710
nofun was dying for a long time nobody stepped in to keep it alive so it died due to inaction.
>>158310341
>did same thing
>american lights are amusing sports cars with pretty cool guns
>german mediums are nice little brawlers
>brit heavies are great if you're okay with pointing yourself at the flank, setting auto-acceleration and tabbing out for two minutes
>soviet TDs are pretty memeworthy but survivable
>french arty
>hit rate of like 30%
>avg damage of maybe 15
On tier V now, does it ever get better?
>>158318875
Bit passive aggressive there over nothing
>>158318965
this is what happened
it would have taken a strong, conscious effort to revive nofun and nofun would have had to have been fundamentally changed in order for it to be alive. Dolan didn't want to do that, so he made nopan. It really was a good thing to do, nofun carries on as the social clan it was and now we have a clan that is alive. I don't know why people are upset.
>>158319054
that's a straight question, if you can't give a straight answer I guess I know which it is
>>158319301
There is no shitposting, there is simply delusion from your side. I asked a question, now answer it.
>>158319476
>delusion
really? in what way?
>>158319570
You are so sure it's shitposting when it's not
>>158319630
if I was sure I wouldn't have asked if it was
>>158319296
I hate the logo and name
>>158319808
reasonable. For me personally it was something i could look past as the pros outdid the cons
>>158318998
It gets better with the T6 then a bit worse until T9, it's still pretty fun to use
So who is gonna be no lifeing it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bdMLiSExI
Personally I would want the KV 220
>>158320932
I've already got one
>>158319808
good to know it's doing its job :^)
Should i stop playing and enjoy a good XTE or ace it and let my other stats go to shit?
"I have a feeling that was a pixel shot" - goatti, 2016
>>158322506
>using mods in 2016
>>158322506
Are you playing Battlefield.?
What objects am I able to shoot through? Is it just walls?
Do I still get the message telling me whether it hit or bounced if it goes through an object?
I don't seem to understand why some of my shots just disappear into things they should be going through.
Holy SHIT the valentine is slow. How do I play this "light tank"?
>>158323921
>What objects am I able to shoot through? Is it just walls?
Most 1 story houses, fences, small scenery and things like that. If you're shooting HE they explode on impact, even if they touch a feather.
>Do I still get the message telling me whether it hit or bounced if it goes through an object?
Yes.
>I don't seem to understand why some of my shots just disappear into things they should be going through.
The game is shit.
>>158323921
>>158324260
You can't shoot through houses, but you can shoot through walls and shit like that. But not with HE or HEAT.
>>158323921
AP and APCR go through most pieces of cover. HE, HEAT, and HESH blow up on cover. There are things that you can't shoot through with AP/APCR, but for the most part anything that you can break with your tank by running over it means you can also shoot through it. You will get an indicator if you hit your shot through the cover. One thing that I can think of off the top of my head that doesn't follow this rule are the metal doors on the factories in Pilsen. Experiment to figure it out Just remember that your shells lose penetration when going through cover.
artillery balances unicums
somebody want to watch me drive around in a Hetzer and tell me how to be better?
thanks in advance xoxo
>>158325492Are you that new london guy?
>>158326669
might be
>>158327385
i'd watch it if i could actually play replays and not crash everything
join the vg channel some time
>>158327626
the what now?
>>158328312
You could ask there, they're all unicumsat heart
>>158328312
there's custom chat channels ingame, next to your friendlist. search for /vg/, join, then leave again because nobody is there or says a word.
>>158329373
how dead is the eu /vg/ chat? it's empty the majority of the time on na
>ping is 160 for 4 days
>get used to it
>ping drops down to 70
I'm upset but I'm glad
>>158329481
goes from 2 to 10 people
>russian streamer gets angry after dying with 0 damage in a grille
>starts playing loud german metal and plays his is-7
>>158329373
i will pipe up at some point but was just looking for where i would go
i dont even know anymore
>>158330958
i dont get it
>>158331281
i'm literally burning through my silver by performing reasonably well in tier 8. I dont get it either.
>>158331361
>losing 2k on an average game
>burning through
>>158331653
well, I'm almost exclusively playing t8 right now. how am I supposed to be able to afford a t9?
How did jingles find a gf? Is it really that easy, fuck ;_;
>>158331948
you have to play better or play lower tiers
also you're supposed to buy a premium account, wg doesn't want people to be able to grind through their game without one
tier 7's should not face tier 9s
>>158332245
meh.
>>158332419
+2/-2 in general is retarded
>>158332419
how else will the garbage that plays this shit game get damage
>>158333228
Exactly.
+2/2 and shitty stock grinds are designed to handicap some players so shitter ones in bigger tanks can still get some damage.
https://a.pomf.cat/hlnbdb.webm
>>158331961
just get a mail order bride Greg
>see I'm about to be playing on lakeville
>get excited
>it's encounter
>>158334963
Who's that qt trap?
this guy complained when i fired gold with my matilda 4 at his kv1
>>158335273
this is why you're yellow
are there some fast-firing HE slingers? I kind of feel like fucking shit up.
>>158336442
bert
>>158334963
who the fuck is greg?
>Playing arty on Prokhorovka
>Round has just begun
>Our team is still crossing the rail
>Maybe they are too
>Fire a blind shot
>It hits something
>Check battle results
>It was a HE pen
>ht-15 doesn't count assistance damage
>>158336681
why would it?
are you a light tank?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>>158336654
>in t34
>in excellent hull-down location against a swarm of retards in russian heavies and a super pershing
>have just enough backup that they're too scared to rush me, but not so much that I miss out on damage
>>158336957
why does it count damage?
am I a tank destroyer?
HMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>>158336998
>what really happened
>>158337431
>[NAFUN]
>>158337431
>going face first against an s51
retard
as a long time s51 driver I can tell you that he will sweat heavily if you back up a ways and move to the right
>>158338413
you can also just reversetill you see hit hull and kill him without him even having a shot on you at all
>>158338524
pretty much, those massive gun shields are impossible to miss from the front
>>158338675
my point is the further you distance yourself from the cover the better shot you get
>>158339702
why would the artillery sit in the tiny spot you could shoot him in
alright i'm asking both generals this
which do you think is more grindy, WoT, or warframe?
>>158336483
ernie?
>>158339994
It doesn't matter where he is as long as he stay near the building (and he can't move anywhere since he's at the redline) You'll always be able to put more distance between the building and your tank and thus abuse that the width of his tank plays a much bigger role than yours.
I have 4.5K gold. Is any decent money making premium tank within reach to save up for, or should I just get premium account?
>>158341692
Depends on your expectations fag.
http://www.vbaddict.net/statistics.php?fieldname=creditsn
These are the net income of vehicles on average. People can hit like 100k credits on great games or nothing yada yada.
>>158342110
Thanks.
>>158342342
It also implies that you're the average shitter.
>>158342842
no u
>>158343114
I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying that those statistics imply that.
If you're either worse or better a different tank might net you better results
The at15a is, tier for tier, the greatest tank in the game. This is a fact.
ded thred ded gaem
>>158346656
>posted as I get penned through the manlet by a t5 tank and die to arti seconds later
>>158349968
The weakest part of the at15a's mantlet is 203mm, the weakspot on the tank is the upper plate and that bar on the top
1 (one) shot left
>>158351235
Haha ow wow the AT15A even has better armour than the AT15
Really solid work wg td a tier lower is the better vehicle
would you?
>>158352197'no'
>>158297514
I think it was a made up design so wargaming stuck the 20mm mg tumor on the Jagdpanzer E100 for the lulzand as a sontant reminder that they will never give us multi turret
>>158352197
You couldn't pay me to play that meme tank
>>158318998
>tier 5 french arty not brokenly op shit
>>158322506
lel
>>158331361
>not even 2k dmg in a t8 game
>performing reasonably well
no
>>158354050
it's actually really strong when reverse side scraping
>>158359287
wrong
>jingles will produce offspring
>>158359310
try it some time kid :^)
>>158359287
>he says as he gets shot in the turret
>>158359390
it's gonna be a mighty baby
>>158359565
please tell me the guy on the left isnt a real person
his face looks so fucked
>>158360394
it's a faceswap dummy
>>158352197
Be glad it comes with a spall liner.
>>158360394
are you for real man?
IQ ~85 perchance?
>>158359565
the one on the right looks really good tbqh
>>158360952
How was I supposed to know they were faceswaps? The swap on the right looks like a super slavic guy, which wouldn't be unusual for the WoT playerbase and the one on the left just looks unfortunate
[Muffled Ace of Spades playing in the distance]
I know I'd sooner find 50 bucks than get to top 3 in any tank during this event.
Why do I still want to participate so much?
>>158310094
Communist pinko shit
>>158317217
Men have got to lie on the internet to stand a chance, who would've thought with the impossible standards of women :)
Check out this hellcat.
>>158362595
Cod2? Based
>>158360394
>>158361225
You browse /wotg/ and don't know who Quickybaby and Jingles are?
>>158363109
not really, I've heard their names before but I don't know who they are
I just like to play tanks and shitpost sometimes
>>158366587
>not knowing that fast fetus is perfect shitposting material to trigger teals
wew
How does a fat, balding 50 yo make sex to a portugese manwoman? What do I need to search on pornhub to see the closest example?
I've played like 3k games already and still have no idea what the fuck am I doing.
I'm usually playing with heavy tank and I've got T150 KV1 KV1s KV85 KV2 OI and only OI and KV2 were fun, because I was able to kill someone. I've tried playing meds but t34 doesn't penetrate 90% of enemy team and if it does I hit for 100hp and get 1 shot. lights were kinda fun, elc bis drifting was great, but the 6 tier wasn't that fun anymore. Arty feels unplayable, I'm always bottom tier and can only scratch enemy tanks or get rushed and killed.
TDs don't have penetration and when they do I get spotted and killed after first shot. hetzer was fun tho, but stug and su100 are dogshit.
Am I playing wrong lines or just suck and don't use gold ammo?
>>158369116
You suck. You would also suck if you were firing gold ammo only.
Watch replays of better players or find a streamer you like and watch him play. Only a few people actually provide sensible commentary on what they're doing so you can mute most streams if you can't stand the noise.
>>158369116
>t34 doesn't penetrate 90% of enemy team and if it does I hit for 100hp and get 1 shot
Literally git gud. Use the 57mm ZiS-4 on the T-34, pack a gun rammer and you have a reload of less than 2 seconds. If you can't work with 112mm of penetration on tier 5 then you should consider suicide.
And what the fuck do you mean the STURMGESCHÜTZ and SU100 are dogshit m8? You want me find out where you live, come over and slap your imouto in the chops?
>>158369221
I've been watching guides on where to aim and how to sidescrape, but I just can't penetrate some tanks and even when I'm at angle they pen me somehow. Doesn't help when team is rushing somewhere and get slaughtered.
I'll have to learn some more I guess
>>158369116
Learn weak spots and armor layout of the tanks you're facing (tier 5+)
Train your crews properly
Learn how the spotting system works
Most tanks have a somewhat identifying playstyle, watch good players and try to learn from them
If you don't have the penetrantion to damage another tank and you can flank hin without getting killed by his teammates, do it
Don't at arty
Only shoot he in der guns
The su-100 is one of the most broken OP tanks in this game
>>158369360
Go on tanks.gg and look at the armor values you get when angling.
>>158369334
Hetzer was able to 1 shot and snipe people, but su100 bounces off or gets fucking destroyed, because heavies hit faster and for more than me
>>158369360
sidescraping only works if you have good side armor to begin with, all the shitters who insist on doing it with paper tanks are fucking brainless
>>158369360
Check out the 3d model viewer on tanks.gg to see how.much armor other tanks actually have and how much you get through angling
>>158368953
She's got a nice butt desu, it's just her face. He's lucky though.
>>158369420
>Su-100 bounces off with 175/217 pen
>>158369420
>su100 bounces off or gets fucking destroyed, because heavies hit faster and for more than me
Wew lad what are you doing there
>>158369390
>>158369573
>>158369646
>>158369334
Fuck just checked and I've meant su85, I'm retarded
>>158369842
But SU-85 has 144 pen and 180ish with gold, pretty good
I just got back from holiday, wanted to get a premium tank destroyer.
Where have the JT 88 and the Scorpion G gone?
>>158370734
>when the zookeeper has no bananas left.gif
Why are people in papertanks so buttblasted about gold ammo?
>>158371227
Because it's pay2win
>>158371258
But they're driving papertanks. Even a Loltractor could pen them.
>>158371290
In that case, they shouldn't complain
>>158371227
because they would use it all the time if they could afford it an seeing others fire gold ammo no matter what tank theyre facing triggers these poorfags
>when your botched ambush still somehow works out
https://a.pomf.cat/nbkhig.webm
>>158371227
they are mad because they cant afford that shit with 0.5 damage ratios
>when you take your t9 meds and heavies out to have FUN
Are there any codes for small amounts of gold floating around? I had it to remove equipment.
>>158376440
>not making sick gold gains through playing tournaments with fellow clanmates
>>158378271
stop, its NOt FUNny anymore
>>158378558
Find the gas chamber
>it's a your top tier heavies sit back at arty positions and snipe episode
>match lost
>it's a your team completely ignores town on fishermans bay episode
>at tier 10
>match lost
How do these people get through their daily lives without choking on their own tongue.
>bounce 704 rolling up because he is a shitter that cant aim.
>RU 251 sits there firing unaimed shots the entire game
>T-54 cant hit my weakspots despite being only 50m away
>following his earlier failure the 704 decided firing HE at me was the best possible option it hits me side for 300 damage
How do these people even make it to tier 9?
>>158370734
So what happened to them?
derp platoons are so fun.
>>158380447
They pulled the JT88 from regular sale. They're both 'limited time' shit like all the other premiums now. Wait until the christmas/new years specials, I'm sure the Skorpion will show up again then.
Kinky.
https://a.pomf.cat/xjoscu.webm
>>158383380
lil nigga couldn't handle dat ass
>>158383893
He also blew his load way to early.
>>158359565
>its first words will be "let's check the post game stats"
She's so pretty.
>>158386262
more like shit
>>158370734
Imagine if america could build structures out of anything other than mdf that guys leg would've been all kinds of broken.
>>158389096
no u
>>158386262
>>158389096
>>158389450
Seconded for looking like shit. Blitz may be better in some aspects but their camo and "fun" tanks are utter shit.
>someone posts a conversation you had months ago and posts a screenshot of your in game stats showing your average damage in your first tier 7 in an attempt to discredit the opinion you no longer hold
>types really makes you think
>look up his stats and he's worse than me
>this happened in a dream
>I got so assblasted that I woke up
>>158389597
That's console you silly goose.
>>158390331
Lay off the drugs.
>>158390359
Oh you are right, but my point still stands.
>>158389258
imagine if that wasn't a prop door that guys leg would've been all kinds of broken
>>158390331
WHAT THE
>>158392280
did you dream of that too?
>>158390331
yeah this happens sometimes for me too, or whenI suddenly get extreme deja vu and remember the exact sequence of posts and go wait a minute, I've had a dream about this.
>>158390331
>tfw you have a dream where you're playing as your computer in a world of tanks battle and get direct hit by arty and see it catch fire from the third person perspective of sitting in your chair and you wake up thinking your computer is broken
this game was a mistake
>>158393605
>tfw you cant remember the memories lost before your birth
i bet you dont remember this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0
Will you get one?
>>158393687
>you wake up thinking your computer is broken
I have this dream all the time.
>>158390331
>>158302081
probably. It looks like he landed too short of the ocean, so he was either kill or had horribly mangled legs.
>>158395803
Ha, hell no!
>>158395803
I kind of feel insulted
Why can't we have the nice sounds on console?
Venezuela tanks when?
>>158363109
I'm browsing this shitty general for 4 or 5 years and I haven't watched one of those meme-streamers ever.
>>158395803
Yep day one
>>158397850
same
Is HT-4 bugged or am I just not getting the semantics here?
>"Damage or destroy enemy vehicles modules or injure members of their crew, totaling at least 3 modules and crew members."
>Play KV-2
>Kill a radio operator, knock out the engine and a gun
>Still don't get the mission done
>>158398507
yo it be internal modules and the gun be located outside the tanks so you aint gettin shit done by damaging the gun
>>158398507
if you're looking at the crits on a tank you killed, it doesn't count
ouch
>>158398762
loads of tanks from the war wound up on a firing range
>>158398762
>M3 Lee meets a platoon of Luchs
>>158398995
I dont know shit about guns, but what caliber are they using to penetrate that thing?
>>158398118
>>158397850
>>158399303
Get that autistic brit out of here.
>>158399392
>autistic brit
redundancy
reminder that YOU could be part of this elite clan!
we have tournaments, skirmishes, fun, and lewd anime pictures
>>158401153
>wot
>fun
wew
>>158399287
Sabot probably from a low caliber like 20mm
>>158399303
Not British if that's Yahtzee
>>158399287
>>158401409
Adding to this, could also just be artillery or shrapnel or both, simply surface damage
>>158399287
HEAT rounds from anti-tank missiles and rockets
>>158401339
what did he mean by this?
>>158401554
are you thick?
of course he's a brit
>>158401859
He clearly meant WoT isn't fun
>>158401961
How so?
>>158401761
That makes no sense, how could it be a heat warhead
>>158401859
>what is stockholm syndrome
check your privilege cis scum
>>158401963
it is in NOPAN :^)
>>158402093
thats what people were saying about this sherman image a few months ago
>>158402093
Well, when one is born, and reared, in the UK, by British parents, one tends to be a Brit.
>>158402181
>what is stockholm syndrome
the reason you're staying in NOFUN? :^)
>>158402296
A heat warhead if you mean an atgm for example would blow a Sherman or Lee to shreds, a shell should do the same
>>158402296
Question is where is the entry point of the heat shell in this pic, atgm entry point would be small but a heat shell isn't small.
The shrapnel damage does match to heat though. Could also be a HE shell or artillery.
>747 posts
>Still no new thread
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>158401409
>>158401554
pretty scary to see a "handgun" penetrate a fucking tank.
>>158402923
you realize what the limit is I trust?
>>158403000
trips confirm bump limit
>>158402542
>>158402753
HEAT doesn't make a massive explosion which tears things to shreds like you see in the movies
on impact it projects a thin jet of molten metal to penetrate the armor.
>>158403220
And it'll gauge a hole surely as heat shells weren't small
>>158403265
don't questionmark me
>>158403220
>what is a pressure wave
ded threds are pretty comfy tBh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtv2wjoIHQ