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Prep School Alex Edition

>Previous Thread
>>157945401

>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8

>/sdvg/ Recommended Mods
http://pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4

>Lewdfics
http://pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
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Jas
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Vincent lewds when?
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>>158260254
>>158260263
Thread off to a great start.
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>>158260459
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>>158260254
I want to pat Jas!
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>>158262483
Not ok
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>>158262483
what's that dress shes wearing
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So I really want to put this design on a character in SDV, but who would this look best on?
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Did they remove Iridium Band from the fishing chests or something

Been fishing for hours and don't have squat
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>>158262483
do not bully the Jas
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Just found out the update is out
I'm going to cry, I finally get to romance Shane
Life is good.
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>>158264296
Good taste Anon
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>>158264296
>>158264625

Pizza chicken fucker is good
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>>158264296
You will go through his romance, all while asking yourself if he's actually romanceable, because none of his dialogue changes. He's like Sebastian, 2.0.
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Its a hard life isnt it
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>>158265225
It wouldn't work out. Elliot gets too drunk too easily.
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>>158265317
Shane is a drinking MACHINE
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Any amazing drawfags lurking/posting?

I really need Shane lewds and comfy husbando in general please
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>>158265673
I'll be drawing some in a bit but don't expect quality.
Any specific poses/ideas?
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>>158265859
I'm pretty easy really.

I just like thinking of him enjoying married life, being a domestic nudist. Just mostly innocent, but I am cool with anything really.
Thank you so much in advance, you would really make my day
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>>158266038
I've got a few idea(some good, some bad), I'll be back in an hour or so.
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>>158266424
Thank you so much in advance
You are wonderful
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That's a lot of iron.
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>>158267493
Delicious
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Pudge gut Shane makes my heart flutter
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fucking shit thread
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>>158269217
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Thats right sam clean up the fish I threw on the floor
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>>158265225
I don't mind this.
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>>158270380
Need more of this for sure
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What's with all the fucking spoiler tags?
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>>158270638
are you on the rag anon
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>>158270638
Ignore Shaneposters
Post Farms
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>>158271578
Just started making it a little comfier.
Any tips?
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>>158271578
Ok. Here's my farm as it is now.

I think my winter project is to move the bee farm to east 2 squares and up 1 and plant some trees between it and the slime hutch.

The bee stuff used to be centered in that area, but I moved it to the west so I'd have more space to plant grass for the animals, but now I regret it since it looks too clustered. Might try a different bee design. Not sure.
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>>158272347
Pretty comfy yo. Plant some maple or fruit trees by the shrine, move one of the silos to the barn, and give your pupper more shade. How about moving your barn down so it's across the path from the coop? You can use the area above it for an orchard.
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>>158272517
Having the bees in the area just north, along that strip of path, would be nice. Or were you planning that space for an orchard? Your greenhouse is looking pretty overgrown with all those pines. I really like your shed arrangement and that flower bed!

>CAPCHA: 'DRIVE FARM'
meta
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>>158272517
I like the bee farm, anon. Overall, your farm is looking pretty comfy. I'm enjoying the wilderness map myself.
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I wish people would say stuff when you try giving them these shorts.
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About to start a new save for 1.1
Are there any recommended farm maps? Thinking of going wilderness for now
Are there any mods that have popped up that can be considered as must-haves or just makes the game a lot more comfier in general?
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>>158273892
Forest or wilderness for max comfy.
Other than portrait mods I would recommend Get Dressed.
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/331/?
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>>158273410
Area to the north of the fence is the animal grazing area, usually covered in tall grass. I'll keep tinkering with the design over the winter.

>>158273514
I tried the wilderness map but got annoyed with the slimes and golems since I tend to arrive late. Love the layout though.
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>>158273892
Love turning that room into a museum/trophy room.

Also realized that Haley is the only one who hates prism shards, so she's not looking at it because she likes it, it's because she's pondering how to smash it.
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>>158274269
Oh nice, anon. I just got mine, too.
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I am going to turn the children into doves

they are useless shits
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>>158275369
I'm curious if you can get rid of your kids whilst still married and if your spouse says anything about it.
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>>158275369
I also regret having children.
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>>158275441
I am going to attempt it
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>>158275517
Please report back with details good Anon
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>>158275196
I need to stop fishing on days the spirits are assholes. When they're in a good mood, you get the best loot.
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Daily Reminder that every Friday you shall remain silent in devotion to Yoba.
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>>158277137
fuck Yoba
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>>158278641
And may Yoba bless you.
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>>158263472
Abby.
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>>158275695
That broken trident was a good weapon to me for a bit
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Last bump
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does beer make your cum taste worse?
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Probably gonna change crop layout after winter, I wonder if the "No soil decay" mod makes fertilizer stay trough winter
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>>158280602
Better, you pleb.
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>>158280854
mm, I don't know. You seem biased.
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>>158273892
I've been enjoying my farm buildings recolor from this mod
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/198
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>>158281273
It's not a bias, beer is a nectar that can make everything better.
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I would swallow Shane's beery cum
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>>158281538
I would too but it would taste terrible.
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>>158271578
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>>158281724
Still, every goddamn drop
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Reminder that Maru is the superior wife and so the best girl in Stardew Valley based on absolutely objective truths:

Optimistic
Sweet
Intelligent
Not shallow
Can adapt
Not a spoiled emo brat
Independent
Talented
Loyal
Respects her parents
Loves her brother despite everything
Has dreams but knows her limits and accepts failure
Immune to her dad's autism
Has created a sentient being (which makes her a literal life-giving goddess)
Her insight on the vastness and voidness of the universe doesn't give her an existential crysis
Not demanding
Delicious brown
Glasses
Kinky in bed
Best butt
Widest hips
Thicc
Easy to please
Nurse
Likes stealthy standing sex while Harvey is visiting patients
Anal queen
Can orgasm from french kissing
Squirts the most
Exhibitionism fetish
Builds custom made sex toys for you and her
Looks best when pregnant
Gives the children with the best genetics
Breeding machine
Knows how to rise children
Absolutely loves you and so she will forever
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This is what happens if you go to skull cavern without pickaxe.
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>>158282659
>going to a mine without pickaxe.
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>>158282775
I give it to Clint, then forgot that i give it to Clint. Also, serpent saves the day.
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I kinda wished there was more flirty lines for 8+ singles. Sebastian has quite a bit but the others are pretty eh
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>>158264856
>>158283045
Pretty much. There are some parts that need new lines.
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Is there a mod to change the flooring/wallpaper in your spouses room? This is driving me crazy/
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rip this persons monster designs.
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>>158286273
a hell of a lot better than the tumblr mod we were talking about last thread
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>>158286449
Oh yeah, these are pretty decent, just the person disappeared months ago and it's sad they won't most likely be making more.
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>>158285031
Pretty sure there's a few on the nexus and on the forums. Look around in the Mods/Misc section of both.

>>158286564
I especially liked Demon!Seb, though I'm not a huge fan of Orc!Alex.
Dunno what I'd make him though.
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>>158288121
It's a tough one, cause the whole orc/ogre thing does work with him. And not many things I could think of that would fit him well either, other then maybe cyclops and have Penny+Pam be Harpies? I don't know. And yeah, I can feel the e d g e flowing from demon Seb, but it works with him hahah.
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>>158288876
Nah, ogre is perfect.
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>>158288876
I remember there being some alternative designs for the monster versions, though these are definitely the best ones around.
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>>158285031
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/spouse-rooms-some-redesigned-for-default-and-non-default.3675/
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>>158286564
>Orc Alex
Ok I will admit, that idea is fantastic and if it were implemented a little better I would be all over it.
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Bump.
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>>158294519
Enjoying the bachelor vincent mod?
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>>158294519
vincent's too retarded.
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>>158281538
I would get drunk off Shane's cum.
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>>158295210
Cum picks up the flavor of whatever the guy eats.

t. My ass
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What happens if you build over a hardwood stump in forest map?
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>>158296004
They just don't respawn until you move whatever you put over where they spawn.
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>>158269217
bump
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>>158296387
what about the logs
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god damn and i thought /smtg/ is the gayest general
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>>158295407
That's mostly true actually, that is to say that if a guy eats
>alcohol
>meat of any kind
>garlic or onion
>hot spices like cayenne, red pepper, paprika, etc
>a healthy amount of sodium
>cheese, milk or any other kind of dairy like ice cream or yogurt
>leafy greens like broccoli or kale
Then his cum will be extremely bitter and taste like battery acid. The only way to make it taste even remotely palatable is to be a vegan with a sodium deficiency who survives purely off pineapple and banana.
Even a single cheeseburger eaten two weeks ago is enough to make your cum vile, and if you're eating a healthy amount of salt then your cum is going to taste like the dead sea.
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>>158298472
i've always wanted to eat my cum but after i orgasm i lose all desire to do so and it just feels disgusting so i wipe my hand and then regret it when i get horny again
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>>158298315
Harvest Moon(an its clones) was always a girl game, anon.
Don't be so surprised at the amount of rabid fujos and fags in here.

RF is nothing but an outlier
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>>158298584
Trust me, if you have a healthy diet then you don't want to eat your cum.
The aftertaste alone will ruin the rest of your day.
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>>158298816
girls seem to like it though and i want to be like a girl sometimes
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>>158298923
Well there are plenty of better ways to do it. Ways that don't involve making you feel like you just brushed your teeth in bilgewater.
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>most attempts of people to make the Forest Farm look pretty involves covering up the half the map with floor tiles to hide the grass parts
So much for being a nice comfy farm map
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Multiplayer when?
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>>158299190
Not him but I've tried it a couple of times.
Tasted/felt like salty syrup, if that makes sense.
Wasn't bad.
My garbage diet consists of for the most part
Beef/Pork/pretty much any meat except fish
Pizza
Chicken
Various pasta
Mountain of salt, like I pour it on pretty much everything, and eat it straight out of my hand.
Eggs
Cheese
Salads are for faggots.
I don't even know how I'm alive at this point. Like my arteries should've clogged up, my blood dried up, and my heart exploded years ago.
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>>158301510
>>Salads are for faggots.
>drinks cum
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god you people are faggots
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>>158301867
Ignore shanefags
Post farms
Today I learned you can plant grass on grass
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>>158302384
I don't think grass grows on the green, at least I haven't seen the patches I planted expand further.
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Anyone know why I can't put pumpkin juice in my casks? Can juice go in casks? Everything else goes in the casks fine but no matter which direction me or my mouse are facing i can't get the cask to take the juice...
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I'm in Summer Y2, starting up my greenhouse and kegs production.
Is it worth the trouble using cask to age wine/cheese? What fertilizer should I use for my greenhouse?
Also, is there a "get 10 hearts with everyone so I don't have to bother with all these fags and bitches again" guide?
Penny is the only true wife.
Haley is a vain bitch, Emily is completely nuts, Abigail is a fat disgusting tumblerina and Leah is used goods. I won't even talk about the guys because I'm no faggot.
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>>158302870
Forgot about Maru, but she's a nigro, so, there's her problem.
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>>158302843
You can only age alcohol or cheese, not vegetable juice.
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Cask#Aged_Values
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>>158302870
Takes 1-2 weeks to age cheese, a month for alcohol and 2 months for wine. I still think it's worth it though if you have starfruit wine. I also put in all the goat cheese I get too.

Deluxe Speedgrow for the greenhouse, since you're probably going to use it for stuff to put into kegs.
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>>158303409
But doesn't it wear off after the season? And since Ancient Fruit keeps producing and Speedgrow only affects between planting and first harvest, is it actually productive?
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>>158303127
thanks bra
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>>158303764
> Greenhouse
> Season
UWOTM8 What are the numbers on speedgro?
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>>158302870
Excellent taste anon.

Use the Speedgrow fertilizer if you want to make wine but keep in mind it will only last until the end of the season even in the greenhouse. Otherwise I use quality. Casks are good for wine made out of starfruit/ancientfruit. 20 wood and 1 hardwood per casks should be pretty cheap by the time you can make them so why not?

As for befriending people just give them gifts on their birthdays and they will hit 10 hearts soon enough. Most everyone likes minerals or tree fruits or coffee. You also get 2 hearts with everyone when you finish the bulletin board in the Community Center and 1 heart if you put one of the top tier items in the soup at the Luau.

And in my experience Haley gets alot better as you befriend her, Emily is just a stoner/hippy, Abigail is bitchy rebel girl for sake of being a bitchy rebel girl. Maru is literal who and Leah seems like a nice neighbor to have but thats it.
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>>158304436
Yeah nigger >>158304653

I actually got Leah to 10 hearts first. But I don't know, the romance in the game is pretty simple, I don't know how it is in other related games, but I thought it was kind of weak. I'm not playing for the relationships though, so whatver.

Linus and Wizard best bros ever.
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What happens to the modifiers if you skip events?
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>lucky day
Aw ye, my magnets are ready, where's the best place to fish for iridium bands?
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>>158305572
I really don't think it matters but most of the screen caps I've seen have been mountain lake.
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Are there any mods that add more quests and stuff
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Stardew needs a npc that only visits once a season. I suggest winter because it's fucking boring.
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>>158309507
what would he/she do?
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>>158310069
I would want them to sell exclusive spring-summer plants so you can at least use the seed maker.

also secret bachelor/bachelorette with convoluted requirements.
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>>158304653
>Use the Speedgrow fertilizer if you want to make wine but keep in mind it will only last until the end of the season even in the greenhouse. Otherwise I use quality.
You can put speedgrow fertilizer on already planted crops.
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>>158305572
>lucky day
Eat some pumpkin soup (+2 luck just pumpkin+milk) or lucky lunch (+3, sea cucumber+tortia+blue jazz), magnet bait, treasure hunter bobbler.

I grow massive pumpkin fields in the fall just to make pumpkin soup for fishing and mining while 50 or so blue jazzes in the spring for maximum luck treasure fishing.
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Bumping in hopes that the nice drawfag returns
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>>158313657
what drawfag?
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>>158313846
Not sure who, but they were going to draw some comfy husbando
I assume it will take some time, so just chilling and bumping the thread in the meantime.
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>>158305956
No actual quest mods I think.
I'm kinda surprised that no one has yet to make a quest mod. It doesn't seem too difficult (I know that there was a custom quest for the Adult Jas mod).
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>>158310161
The queen of sauce, maybe?
Maybe she comes to Pelican Town every year to help set up the Cooking Contest that's held at the end of the season.

I want a freaking Cooking Contest.
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I want to make Penny's face look like a toaster strudel
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>>158315196
what the hell is a toaster strudel

oh
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Tell me about the waifu game that's all I Harvest Moon for.
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>>158315549
Bad
You need to mod the portraits out to not make everyone look basically unattractive and even after that a lot of the people are just plain terrible
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>>158315549
Most hardcore waifufags don't like them, people who usually aren't that interested in the usual waifucrap like them. You sound like the first type, so you probably won't like them.
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>>158315426
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>>158315549
Pretty shit, just play HM instead.
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forester or gatherer at level 10?
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>>158317887
You mean Level 5
Forester is completely worthless by itself. Lumberjack sounds okay but if you have Level 10 Foraging you should already have all the hardwood you'll ever need. Tapper is just a huge waste of time.
I always take Gatherer and then Botanist, might as well make it more worth your while to be picking up all that crap. Double Iridium quality Purple Mushrooms is one hell of a drug.
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>>158317887
Botanist.
Foraging is one of the most imbalanced skill trees. There is no excuse to take anything other than Botanist unless you're deliberately handicapping yourself.
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>>158317887
If you want to make money then gatherer.
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>>158319265
>>158319653
>>158320551
Such a shame CA never bothered to go back to the old professions and try to buff the weaker ones in 1.1
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>>158320671
Most pressing concern was getting more content into the game so people have a reason to keep playing it once they get to year 3. That's going to be an ongoing project but now that he has some long-term stuff in he can focus on rebalancing the skills.
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>>158320815
>once they get to year 3
>tfw never even made it to year 3 because winter year 2 is so fucking boring I always just stop playing
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200k spent on rock for staircases, 100k spent on bombs, got to floor 121, end result before I accidentally return sceptered myself with an hour to go.
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>>158322661
Damn that's a good haul. Can you put prismatic shards in the crystalarium?
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>>158322661
> He doesn't faceplant at 2AM with 50 gallons of coffee in his system
The fatigue penalty is half a pizza. Suck it up kiddo.
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>>158322661
This really makes me think we need way more loot in the mines/cave. Maybe some kind of vanity stuff and furnishings that you can only get there.
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>>158321347
Year 3 is when you really start optimizing your farm though.
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>>158323187
Was high on lucky lunch all the way and it was a very lucky spirit day, sadly can't put prism shards in the crystalarium. It's mentioned in one of the library books.
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>>158324403
>107
Jesus, I can't even get past 50.
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>>158324867
That's why I spent so much on rock to make staircases. Skipped most of the levels until I reached 99. Stopped for any slime infested levels because I wanted purple slime eggs.
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>>158259783
Back after ages, did mod make it into a very lewd game? Or still nothing?
Things like pic related never, right? ;_;
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>>158323720
I've already got my farm fully optimized by late summer year 3. The only thing I'm waiting on is more oak resin for extra kegs.
I also always have the community center completed by the 4th day of fall(I buy one of each fruit tree during the first winter, and you need 3 apples for Marnie's bundle and 1 for the artisan bundle because I'm a jew and I'm not giving them something valuable like cloth or whatever)
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>>158325747
there are some fade to black sex mods but no lewd shit like your gif
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>>158326093
>speed running
Have only yourself to blame
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>>158325747
I remember there were a lot of lewd gifs like this, anyone have a source for them all? Or an imgur album
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>>158326247
>Implying it's speed running and not just being efficient and good at the game
I plan out a farm layout, and then stick to it. Simple as that.
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>>158326247
>speedrun
>not having everything done by year one
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>>158326565
Finishing the community center before the end of the first year is definitely speed running.
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>>158326565
>>158326884
He's right, nobody said that you can't enjoy speed running, though.
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>>158327291
My point is if you speedrun you've got no basis for complaining you've run out of things to do very early. Basing your play-style around completing all the content as quickly as possible and then complaining that you've completed all the content to quickly is just asinine.
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>>158327398
I got that, I meant that there was no reason to be so defensive about their speed running play-style.
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>>158327105
End of the SECOND year, not first.
There's no way to get spring fruit tree fruits before the end of the first year.
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>>158327398
>>158327876
>any effort to not waste a load of time and resources is speedrunning
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Am I speed running correctly?
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>>158328334
> What is the fruit bat cave
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>>158301060

hopefully, never
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>>158328334
I usually complete the greenhouse by late fall of the first year because I make it a priority. Buy the fruits from wagon merchant if I'm lucky.
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>>158328601
No, at that point you should have already caught all the fishes and the minerals, otherwise you are a time and resource waster.
Also, stop using the term "speed running", it triggers me, it's "putting all mah 10/10 effort to not waste any time".
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>>158329124
o-okay. t-thanks.
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>>158328454
No, but basing your entire play-style on doing everything as fast as possible is. Which is what you were doing.
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>>158328601
Looks more like a typical year 1 for a new player.
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>>158314049
not drawfag but what husbando? i have time to kill

>>158326478
theyre a tumblr user, if it helps. cant remember who but they certainly used the word 'lickaroo' on another gif they made. mite be helpful

also, is it just me or do chicken eat one tuft of grass and not one tile? im trying to calculate how many coops is the maximum amount of sustainable coops. cant get any estimates on grass growth either.
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>>158329234
I forgot: "Tiritha" is a waste of letters, you should just use "T".
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>>158329478
Shane being a happy comfy domestic nudist and enjoying marriage. Also, I wouldn't complain if he got a little pudgy.

I'm so fucking depressed today and anything comfy like that would really warm my heart.

Thanks so much in advance.
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Is the game crashing for anyone else? Or having fps drops when your character walks/slow loading in general? It keeps fucking happening I've been trying to play this for an hour
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>>158329478
>hay costs 50g
>void mayonnaise is worth 275g
You can sustain as many coops as you can possibly build, just as long as you fill them with void chickens and turn their eggs into mayo. If you sell the eggs as is you only break even, with each chicken earning just enough gold a day to pay for their food, but if you turn them into mayo then you make a profit.

The only downside is that buying massive amounts of hay is probably the most tedious thing imaginable. Buying more than 100 seeds is already tedious as fuck, I can't even imagine what buying 1000+ hay is like. You'd probably have to tape down the button and then go make lunch.
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>>158329916
> Playing bitcoin mining edition
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>>158330301
Fuck, why can't we left click, then type a number? The smallest thing like this would be such a quality of life improvement. The game is already paused when you're purchasing stuff, so it's only reasonable.
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>>158330581
Terraria did it right. click for one, and hold down for an accelerating shopping frenzy.
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>>158330340
what?
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>>158313657
I'm really slow at drawing, sorry. I went to bed but I'm continuing now that I'm home from work.
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>>158331130
Stop playing on a 80486, anon. I have a literal $100 toaster and it runs fine.
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>>158331179
Don't stress, no rush. I'm just doing my work and keeping myself busy.
Thank you again kind Anon
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>>158331231
I have a toaster too this is the first time this has ever happened, I have 172 hours clocked in of perfectly running gameplay

I was just wondering if this was something more people were experiencing at the same time
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>>158331623
99% something else is at fault. Open windows 98 task manager and find the cause. If there is no cause then youre system is /botnet/ and it's time to purge.
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>tfw there's still no cute art of your husbando

why god
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>>158329478
Sandy being cute on farm?
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>>158332020
Can't wait for that, or for some more story based mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckF8Apm1VNw
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>>158330301
>hold shift
>slam click
>mash a
controller+keyboard op af i can get 1k seeds in a minute. its great. ill def be stocking on void chickens asap tho that sounds great.

>>158329896
i can defo do a comfy shane. i just drew a sebastian centaur for someone lol

>>158329916
only fps drop i get is when walking through my fields of grass, which is like 90% of my farm. not 4 me at least
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>>158332808
Thank you so much. Comfy Shane would make my week
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>your waifu will never be cute hard working farmer girl
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>>158333898
The PC is really too good to be true for a lot of the SDV people. This young, good looking guy/girl just shows up, gets suddenly interested in them despite them being a smalltown hick with no prospects, and then they become rich as fuck off their land and invite you to live with them.
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Pondering where to put the Jumino Hut. Don't exactly have a lot of free space.

Also ice farming.
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>>158334216
Gotta be in the middle of your crops. They reach about as far as a scarecrow.
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How well does an apple farm work ? I don't expect much profit, just want to sell some apples and cider and chill. Probably will use the fishing farm to make it look pretty, even if it's counter-productive.
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>>158334393
Could go at the edges, presuming one can have more than one Jumimo hut.
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>>158333898
Killing myself brb
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>>158335046
Yeah, I have it set up like this;

Hut
8 spaces vert
Scarecrow
8 spaces vert
Hut

Bit of a waste of materials, but it automates the fuck out of the farm. Hooray for laziness.
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posting MAD ideas
>first row: Slime lumps, common slime loot that works as leveled geode
>second row: cristalized slime, A gem that may be found within geodes or made by smelting 5 matching slime lumps
>Third row: slime nests, periodically spawns slimes
>fourth row: The slimes
>fifth row: slime egg cluster, common drop from slime nests and rare from slimes that spawms 3-6 slimes when inserted into the slime incubator
slime tipes left to right
Common slimes
>green
>yellow
>frost
>blood
>Deep
toxic slimes, have a small chance to poison the player with each attack
>poison (spawms in mines and the deep forest ;loss 5 energy for 5 seconds)
>Trash (spawms in mines, the beach and when looking into trash cans; loss 5 hp for 5 sec)
>waste (spawms in the beach and the sewers; loss 5 hp and 5 Ep for 10 sec)
>magma (spawms in deep mines and the skull cave loss 20 hp for 10 sec)
>Chernov (spawms in deep mines, the skull caves and the sewers; loss 5 hp and 5 Ep for 300 sec)
rare slimes, apear on events (like the witch cursing your slime hutch) or rarely spamws in dungeons
>void (spawms spawms with the witch event; loss 5 hp for 10 sec)
>oil (spawms during an oil spill event; loss 5 energy points for 20 sec)
>albino (rare spawm, can recover healt on its own)
>ecto (supper rare spawm,small chance of spawming 1-3 ecto slimes uppon death)
>metal (ultra rare spawm, big chance of recoving healt with each attack)
farm slimes, can only be breed in the slime hutch
>herb (doesn't attack)
>ambar (doesn't attack, droops honey(s))
>pink (doesn't attack,small chance of dropping healt potions)
>glue (doesn't attack, drop sap & oak resin)
glow slimes,can only be breed in the slime hutch
>neon green
>red light
>blue glow
cont...
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>>158335304
advanced slimes, can only breed in the deluxe slime hutch (late game)
>Irridecent (loss 15 hp for 20 sec)
>cursed (loss 5 Ep and 5 Hp each second for the rest of the day)
>prismatic (can't make nests, the egg cluster will allways spawm only one slime and each slime only droop 1-3 lumps, egg clusters will only droop from advanced nests when there are 7 or more types of slimes in the hutch)
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>>158335250
> He doesn't place the most expensive components directly in the center and surround it with cheaper things
Are you mad?
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>after weeks of unlucky days, finally a lucky day
>able to fish up Dinosaur Egg from ocean

AWWW YISS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU, LOOT GODDESS
FORGIVE ME MY TRESPASSES FOR I HAVe SINNED MOTHER
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>>158335304
>>158335521
>tfw slime ranching will never be this profitable or in depth
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>>158335979
> You will never grow a lethal slime army to keep the monsters and Shane off your land
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>>158335974
I knew you could do it, anon.
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>>158335979
>>158336209
>You will never grow a lethal slime army to appease Sebastian's bloodlust
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>>158336428
Life is good again. Now I gotta incubate it and then reap the rewards and donate it as the last thing to the museum.

Also, how does fertilizer actually work? Does the Speed-Gro speed up time for crops that can be harvested multiple times? I'm talking about Ancient Fruits.
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>Friend playing
>Says he found a dino egg
>Tell him to incubate it
>"I don't have a coop"
>He gets the achievement for full museum
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>>158336990
>>He gets the achievement for full museum
sucks to suck, don't it?
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>>158336715
Yes it does. That's why it's the go-to fertilizer for artisan specialists.
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>>158338323
Huh, neat. I didn't know that. Guess I gotta replant my greenhouse then.
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>>158338394
You can re-fertilize your fruits without replanting them
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>>158338971
Is this really true? I tried to drop fertilizer and it says I can't do it after the seeds are down.

>>158336715
Speed-Gro boosts the initial growth, but does nothing after reaching maturity. It is basically a money sink for persistent crops, because it won't pay off on standard crops. It has some value to give you an extra full harvest of the money crops.
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>>158332915
i hope you get the maximum cozy shanes, man. hang in there. sorry its so sketchy
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>>158340106
Oh man, it's so gorgeous.
Thank you so much for doing that. I love it.

Cheers
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>>158338971
How? I thought that was impossible.
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>>158339456
Only when the plant sprouted, not when they're still seeds
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>>158340417
Speedgrow/Speedgrow deluxe can be used on already planted crops. Water retainer and quality fertilizer can't.
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I played this game only a little bit early on.

... but is this for real? Because aaah ha ha ha ha
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I have no fucking idea which version of the game I have cause I keep grabbing the latest GOG versions from Skidrow & Reloaded.
I dunno what to do.
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>>158342115
no Word of God but its the prevailing theory, wouldnt be the first cuckening in sdv

>>158332492
more specific?
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>>158342115
>Pierre has jealousy issues
It's funny because you KNOW Pierre is the kind of guy who would cheat on Caroline in a fucking heartbeat and never feel even the slightest bit of remorse or guilt.
The dude's one sleazy ass scumbag.
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>>158342947
Pierre seems like the guy to me who if he lived in a big city would go out and fuck whores on a weekly basis.
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>>158342376
Oh, um.. Sandy petting one of the chickens that always somehow seems to get loose, surrounded by some flowers? Sorry if that's tooo specific.
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>>158343559
And then get his kneecaps shattered when he refuses to pay.
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>>158343837
>tfw prostitutes don't accept vouchers for .05% off seeds at your store
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>>158344010
>What do you mean 43 THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
>It was only four hours! One of them even left early!
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Why does this general hate Pierre so much?
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>>158347483
maybe if he did his fucking job instead of wandering around his shop when I try to buy things I wouldn't hate his cucked ass so much.
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>>158347483
>Abuses his wife and daughter
>Is an absolute douchebag. All dialogue with him is either "boohoo I have to run the shop instead of being outside" or "boohoo I'm not making as much money as I want to" or "I sure do hope you give me lots and lots of money *wink wink* *nudge nudge* [Click here to donate to my Patreon]"
>Will resell things you sold him and claim he grew them himself
>Is a picky piece of shit who's impossible to please with gifts
>Only heart event involves finding his porn/drug stash and then him begging you not to tell his wife
There's lots of reasons to hate or dislike him, and absolutely no reasons to like him at all.
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Is there any sort of up-to-date chart or guide on the most profitable crops per season? I understand that things like blueberries and cranberries were heavily nerfed.
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> Pierre
> Best Gifts: Fried Calamari
> Jodi
> After reaching 3 hearts, Jodi send you a recipe in the mail. Fried Calamari


mmmmmh
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>>158347483
He's incredibly dull, has a very narrow and niche selection of gifts that will actually please him, and doesn't really do anything for you after becoming your friend.
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>>158348460
Since Cranberries and Blueberries got their values cut in half, that means that the most valuable crops of each season are now
>Spring
Strawberry
>Summer
Starfruit
>Fall
Pumpkins and Grapes. Possibly Beets if you turn them into sugar, but I can't find anything saying how much sugar sells for.
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>>158349092
if you're becoming friends with someone because of what they can do for you anon, you're not really becoming friends.

make u think.
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>>158349340

Hm, I'm on my first year, so those crops are a little...
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>>158349541
Except I also said he's boring and has very little that pleases him. So the only possible reason to befriend him after that is if he can do something for you to make it worth your while, which he can't.
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>>158349692
maybe he doesn't want to open up to you because you're inescapably shallow and always looking for the return on effort expended?

makes u think
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>>158349662
Strawberries and Starfruit are probably not even going to be available to you during your first year unless you're fast completing bundles to get the greenhouse and the bus up and running.

Pumpkins and grapes should definitely be doable, by fall of year 1 you should have enough capital to at least get a few patches of those planted.
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>>158349770

rekt
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>>158349770
I wasn't looking for any return on effort until he already proved to be boring and unlikable.
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>>158349662
It's actually possible to grow all of those on year one but you have to be extremely efficient and maximize your time and profit to do it.
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>>158350035
maybe it isn't Pierre you're actually disappointed with anon. Maybe it's yourself.

makes u think.
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>>158350835
No it's just pierre. All he does is complain about a situation he created for himself.
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>>158351936
kind of like how you're complaining about the situation you created for yourself by playing this game?

makes u think.
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>>158352038
Okay that one got me. I'll let you have it.
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Pierre's kinda fuckable to be honest though.
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>>158332020
There's literally nothing of this guy.
I just want something cute too.
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>>158342341
Look for the 1.1.1 one, anon.
Either that, or 1.1
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>>158347629
That's Marnie.
Fucking hell, just let Jas inherit the ranch or something (because let's be honest, Shane isn't some you can trust with an entire farm unless you've made him grow through character development) and fuck off to Lewis.
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Jesus christ it seems like the farmer stalks these people the way he comes out in scenes
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>>158356076
Is farmer autistic?
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>>158352984
thank you anon, pleasant dreams.
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>wanted to go into modding
>realize that all existing mods are not that great
>all advanced technical modding is apparently only available with hard coding changes
I'm really wondering if it's worth it.

With all the changes that you'd have to make at this point you might just try to make a new game whatsoever.
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>>158358762
Game is popular so people who wants to really mod it will release tools and stuff, There is already some unique npcs made or events for other original npcs.
Its all about time and if CA will do something to support this.
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Too lazy to decorate my real house for holidays, but I decorate a virtual house for virtual people who won't notice the decorations.

Eh.
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>>158356230
i need this portrait mod
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>>158349092
I wouldn't call him dull, if he were dull people would just ignore him instead of making fun of his douche-ish personality.
>it's good to be number 1!
For someone with so few noteworthy events he's actually well characterized.
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tfw you will never be in a loving lesbian ot3 with emily and sandy.
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>>158363941
mfw i will never be in a loving lesbian ot3 with emily and sandy
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So I'm reading Kaguya Wants to be Confessed To and I've realized Ishigami is literally Sebastian
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Speaking of Sebastian, I was wondering if there were any other things I should change with FemSeb? Like should I add a ponytail or make her eyes more visible?
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>>158366519
looks great to me as is! but, how'd you make the eyes more visible, though? they're plenty available, but if you can make them... gosh, i dont know, harder? it'd fit into the style of sdv pretty nicely.
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>>158366737
My bad I thought the eyes were covered for some reason. I guess nothing needs to be done there. I actually showed this to a few friends who played Stardew Valley and they wanted her to get tits again, which I kind of don't agree with. I like FemSeb flat.

Anyways back onto finishing up the pixels for FemAlex and FemElliot
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Winter farming! Trying to get enough seeds to cover my entire field so I have less work when Spring comes around.
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>>158366870
You were doing the portrait edits right? if you are doing the hole kit, I found mistakes in some lines calling them by their original filenames, not talking about the items in their rooms etc. Also it worries me a bit how if you date them, it shows up as boyfriend, I dont want to be dicked.
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>>158366413
Nah, both are emo, but Seb is the cool emo while Ishigami is THAT GUY emo. Obviously Ishigami is the much better character, and a great supporting character in general.
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>>158366519
That's very good. The other ones look too different from the original characters, though.
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>>158367196
Does anyone else do this? Or is it just me?
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>>158369894
I winter farm too, just not as much.
>>158334216
Mostly for the crystal fruit, like the name. Crystal fruit wine, crystal fruit jelly.
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Okay, time to get busy!
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>>158359719
It's on 3dm, look it up on youtube.
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>>158371459
Things worked out pretty well!
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anyone here have experience with image editing? i'm trying to replicate this light effect for a portrait mod, but everytime i test ingame it doesn't work, kinda glitches it out. i'm using gimp btw
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>>158373848
What do you mean it glitches out?
ingame image would be more helpful.
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>>158373848
When is this portrait shown in-game anyway? Having married Emily, I've never seen this portrait.
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>>158375659
doesnt she uses it at this event?
dont remember too well since I was more focused in fucking Alex(Female) and bugged this events for me.
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>>158374525
goes without saying, but the original is on the left.

>>158375659
it's random i guess, i got mine as a morning dialog "may yoba bless your day" or something.
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>>158376295
Honestly cant really tell the error, it looks like he just put some white at small opacity to look like its shining, basically a tricky thing for me at least, however why your version is so fucked up, I cant tell why, sorry man but I dont have a idea what can be the reason.
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Never played this game
What is it actually about?
Is it a farming game or is it some sort of dating game with the addition of farming?
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>>158376879
dating game with lite-farming elements
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>>158376879
So basically you never played a harvest moon.
Is a farm simulator with a bit of crazy shit and dating yeah, the difference is that this one can be modded but it seems there is still thing to need to be figured out.
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>>158376879
Its farming/progression.
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>>158376795
when i'm editing, i put them side-to-side and they look identical, but ingame that happens. will try other options and see what i can do, thanks anyway anon
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>>158349770
But that's every single relationship of every kind ever.
You would never befriend someone if you got nothing out of it, be it material, emotional, or just to escape loneliness. Bonds are formed with some kind of return wanted/expected. If being with someone did nothing but make you miserable, you wouldn't be friends with them.
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>>158376879
It's the opposite of what this >>158376930
guy said, farming game with some half baked dating elements. I have no idea why that guy wrote such an obvious bullshit.
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>>tfw when literally everyone ignores the best best waifu in favor of Shane or Abigail
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>>158378898
Everyone loves that little nut.
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>>158379501
Not from what I seen, all the fanart and stuff is of Shane. I mean yeah I like the guy and he has one of the better heart events/character progression but I was never as hyped as everyone else seemed to be.
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Why does Abigail get all these weird portrait mods
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>>158379849
because abigail is the weird girl
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>>158379795
>but I was never as hyped as everyone else seemed to be.

I think it's mostly the female side of the fanbase (which is the majority) that took him as husbando, but generally Emily is a character well liked by both sides.


>>158379849
She's the likeable oddball of the bunch, so some people like to turn her into their favourite kind of weirdo.
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>>158379849
is that supposed to be a dog or a seal?
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>>158380403
Cat
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>>158359719
>>158373051
>found the portraits on 3dm, but not the overworld sprites
>they might be on the message board, but you have to make an account and post a token reply to the thread to see the hidden shit
I am not a clever man.
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>>158380391
That makes since, I'm a dude and I'm pursuing Emily as a waif/u/. NOW IF ONLY IT'D RAIN! Seriously it didn't rain all spring.
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>>158379849
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>>158380749
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>>158379795
fanart is mostly of shane because 60% of playerbase are fujoshi and cocksmokers. That or they identify with him and want to fuck themselves because no one else in the village will.
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Can't believe no one's ever done a more missions mod after all this time
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>>158381441
What do you mean? More varied tasks from the bulletin board?
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>>158381441
1.1 Added more missions.
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>>158381441
why don't you do it if you're so fucking great and forwardthinking.
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>>158380734
Use the "more rain" mod, the RNG of the game is pretty fucked.
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>>158380734
The RNG likes to simulate IRL california. Max out foraging and make your own rain.
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>>158383701
I thought CA lived in the PNW, they get shit tons of rain
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>>158383578
w h y
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>>158379795
>>158381339
Post farms
And Ignore Shanefags
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>>158383578
I like it.
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>>158384129
that farm is fucking hideous
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>>158384608
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>>158384129
I really like the placement, it seems more like an actual farm instead of autism efficiency. Good job anon.
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Is there any way to re-read mail? I think I missed something for the 8-heart event in the Yandere Jas mod.

If there isn't, what's the trigger to start the event?
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>>158384129
Your farm is pretty much complete and you haven't upgraded your house?
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woo
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>>158386635
I recall there being a walkthrough on the forums.
Maybe give it a read?
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>>158386635
Pretty sure that's the one where Penny asks you to help her at the museum.
You have to enter the town at a specific time I think (around 2 pm iirc, maybe earlier)
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If you could turn the villagers into anything you wanted, complete with fitting dialogue and events, who would you turn into what?
>Demetrius is literally Dr Light
>Maru is some sort of Megaman/Roll style bionic cyborg
>Abigail is actually a half-dragon and can transform once you help her control her powers
>Jas is a magical girl but has no clue how to be one
>Clint is a dwarven smith and enjoys his solitude instead of being that >tfwnogf foreveralone bag of sadness
>Sandy is a half-genie, able to grant you "magical favours" if you bring her a specific rare item
>Shane stays an alcoholic, but gets superstrength when sober, his drinking is both a way of controling his strength and avoiding responsibility
And most importantly, Morris is Dr. Robotnik and Mr. Burns in one person, constantly scheming how to exploit the villagers, like sending his henchrobots disguised as monsters to attack people's houses at night and then selling expensive "repellents" etc.
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So, anyone got a good Hilltop farm set up? I chose it and I'm having a hard time dealing with all the shitty cliffs and space. I only don't start over because this is my first legit playthrought, I want to at least finish everything first, before starting a full on capitalism farm.
Also, I'm kinda lost in this new update. I farmed my first year with all the berries,now I'm in summer with 200 blueberries planted and starting up my greenhouse, waiting for my fruit trees to grow there. Is ancient fruit dead? I kinda want to automate everything.
Should I keep with the ancient fruit winery idea? What about my outside crops? Stick to the berries? Any cool ideas?
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>>158387115
I got a copy of the walkthrough on a .txt. It says to read the mail, which I kind of skipped over too quickly.
>>158387315
I'll try this. The walkthrough mentioned the museum so I assumed I had to enter the building rather than go into town.
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>>158386837
Its maxed out but upload.farm shows your house as unupgraded on the map. Don't know why.
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>>158384129
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>>158388398
entering the town at 2:00 PM worked. was worried because Jas was referencing a doll sh gave me and a lady from the city and I'm sure that I haven't gotten events like those yet.

>>158387315
Thanks anon.
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>>158387071
GMO free
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>>158388262
>Abigail is confirmed to be Wizard's daughter, and is a witch
>Caroline orchestrated the breakup between Wizard and Witch so she could make a move on Wizard. He fell for it too until he found out she was married.
>Clint is romanceable and stops being such a sadsack when you make better friends with him
>Evelyn has a special flower seed she gives you at ten hearts. It's a fairy rose that can bloom all year. Is implied to be a fairy herself.
>George reinforces the implication that Evelyn is a fairy with some of his dialogue
>Gil is married to Marlon and becomes a full NPC. Gives you tips on raising slimes and teaches you a recipe that lets you craft slime into something valuable to sell so slime ranching isn't worthless.
>Leah is secretly an elf, does not know about Linus
>Linus is also secretly an elf, does not know about Leah
>Marlon is a full NPC. Expands his stock to sell slime related stuff
>Pam stops complaining about being poor once you get the bus working again
>Sandy, like you said, is a half-genie because that sounds fucking cool
>Willy is now a person instead of a walking fishing trivia generator
>Wizard is romanceable and will teach you and Abigail magic if you are good friends with both of them

Oh and
>After three luaus with the best possible response, the Governer will purchase a vacation home in Pelican Town and he and his wife will visit during the summer. Their house is in a new area that can be reached from the beach and both of them are complete NPCs that you can befriend
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>>158388262
>make clint less insufferable
>make Willy have a series of events/challenges where you either become fishing bros or rivals.
>replace the dwarf with a mermaid or have the dwarf actually do something besides sit there and peddle bombs
>Morris and Pierre rope you into get rich quick schemes.
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>>158390035
>>158387071
Damn it, I've planted 240 cauliflower this Spring and didn't have a single mega crop out of them.
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>>158373051
Alright, thanks m8
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>>158384129
I like your farm, it's cute.
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First playthrough how am I doing lads
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>>158395345
>Not clearing all the weeds in Spring 1

It's like you don't even wanna forage.
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>>158395345
>he doesnt already have an iridium band
kek
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>>158396553
No idea what that is, another good ring?
>>158396536
Not really I just forage to bring in packs
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>>158395345
An obsidian blade? Pretty good weapon, I used one for a long stretch in the mines. Your hoe seems to be still at base level, you should upgrade it ASAP. Hoe and watering can are the most essential upgrades for reducing your workload. Watering can especially in year one since it takes a while to get access to sprinklers.
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>>158395345
>he doesn't even have all the backpack upgrades
>no pick axe with him at all time
>carrying random shit with him for no reason instead of keeping it in some chests at home
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>>158397762
>another good ring?
It's the best ring in the game. You learn how to craft it eventually, but it's possible to find it early in the game if you go fishing on super lucky days and get treasure chests. It glows like a glowring, attracts items like a magnet ring, and increases damage by 10%.
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>>158395345
Mate you should have the second backpack upgrade by midsummer. Your combat gear is decent at least, how far are you into the mines?
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>>158398125
>"how far are you into the mines" anon asks, completely oblivious to the sword and boots that indicate that he has already cleared the mines in their entirety
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> this disgusting pig
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>>158399993
Hey, still better than the Gourmet from FoMT.
And to think that the guy was a special hidden bachelor in MFoMT.
Even the Kappa was better than this guy.


Also damnit, I made myself nostalgic.
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>>158399993
>missing out on the luau friendship boost
Holy shit what's wrong with you?
Literally just go catch a sturgeon and become instant BFFs with the entire god damn town.
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>>158399993
>>158402331
Yeah luau's pretty great. Although it was worth the friendship hit to poison the governor.
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>>158402607
You can actually do that? What did you add? Sap? Red Mushroom?
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>>158402663
Yeah, he turns all green. I used a red mushroom.
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>>158397918
I mean I am carrying a pick axe and could buy the pack but I was gonna invest in more melons
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>>158402663
Anything that's poisonous. Sap, red mushrooms, sea cucumbers, holly, etc.
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>>158402992
Backpack upgrades are the best investment.
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>>158402331
>become instant BFFs with the entire god damn town.
>120 friendship points
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>>158403172
That's pretty huge when you multiply it by 33 and factor in the fact that a normal loved gift is only 80 points.
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>>158401384
>tfw there will not be marriable goddes that teaches you about women and says fuck off to being a goddess and lives with you again.
>Or a cutie tsundere CEO from Joja
JUST
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>>158402992
I am sorry, I meant a normal axe.
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>>158405094
>not female fox spirit that mistook you for your grandpa
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>>158405094
>AP Goddess wasn't this
Huge missed opportunity, she has the best design
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>>158405770
I was talking about HM hero of leaf valley waifu selection.
But still kitsunes makes my dick hard
>Find a fox on fall in the secret forest
>It guides you to a broken shrine
>Gather materials to fix it
>Fox turns into kitsune thanks to magic
>Marriable kitsune
If I knew how to create NPCs, fuck.
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>>158407047
If you want to try and create an NPC like that, look into the Flo NPC mod.
It's the most up to date npc mod that I know of, and the author gave some pointers on how to make a custom npc.
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> Stardew marriageable goddess
> But first you have to 10-heart the whole town
Ahaha. Gahahahahaha!
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>>158403051
Space is nice but I usually don't have issues with it, figured I could get more money to work with so I can finish more bundles or buy nice things when I get enough cash
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>>158407416
>Not collect the 120 juminos and you better not be playing the european version fucboi, otherwise enjoy never marrying her.
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>>158407664
More backpack space means more efficient farming, foraging, fishing, and mining. It adds up over time.
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>>158407416
She's a goddess. Do you really think she'd be satisfied with just you 10-heart-ing the whole town?

Fuck no, you'll also have to:
>Catch all the different species of fish, including the legendary ones
>Complete the museum
>Finish all the Junimo bundles
>Receive all the candles from grandpa
>Ship one of everything
>Complete a long and difficult quest line to rebuild her temple

She'll only like Prismatic Shards and you'll only be able to propose to her on a specific day.

And now you've got a hell of an endgame.
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>>158407995
> Good morning sweetie!
> I baked you a potato and some hash browns!
I can't believe I hundred percented for this.
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>>158408562
Hey, she's just a goddess.

No one ever said she was any good at cooking.
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>>158408775
> Go outside
> A parade of rabbits romp through your melon fields eating the entire crop
> Birds sing from the treetops leaving barren apple cores
> Beautiful deer wander around eating all your grass
> Wild pigs roam the earth snapping up truffles and digging up fences
What kind of worthless damegami is this??
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>>158409150
>worthless damegami

That would explain many things and would somewhat suit the game.
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>>158409150
You don't marry a goddess for what she can do.
You marry her so you can tell everyone you meet you married a goddess.
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>tfw pierre is a shallow unlikeable fuck

i want to like him but christ there's nothing to him other than 'HEY I LIKE MONEY BUY SEEDS WAIT NO DON'T BUY SEEDS FROM JOJA' and 'WAAAAAA MY WIFE OBVIOUSLY FUCKED SOME OTHER DUDE AND NOW I HAVE TO RAISE HIS DAUGHTER'.
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>>158410242
>buy all my seeds from Jojamart
>Fucked his daughter
who /devilish/ here?
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>>158410368
>willingly screwing fats mcemo just to spite pierre

wow anon, you're real dedicated
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>>158409853
Loves:
> Wine
> Ale
> mayonnaise
> Gold bars
> Chicken eggs
Likes:
> Cheese
> Crabs
> gems

>>158409854
How ironic that someone would marry a goddess to enable hard mode.
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>>158408775
No but goddess loves strawberries
like those bitches really do.
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>>158410160
You mad man!
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>>158410242
> there's nothing to him other than

That's not true, the guy is incredible, he is able to be douche-ish in everything he does.

>Pierre requests sashimi
>bring him the food after few hours
>"it's about time"!

imo the fact that the game has characters that aren't idealized or made to be likeable is a strong point, and it helps the immersion a lot in my case.
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>>158409853
>>158411096
BTW
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>>158412765
This is so bad. Megumin can't do ANYTHING except a single orbital nuke per day. Wizard clearly does more than one explosion a day. Should have used the Titty Necromancer chick instead.
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>>158410465
get on his level scrub
>>158408562
> "Good morning sweetie!"
> "I make you a breakfast"
> "fish and fries"
> its literaly just a potato and a salmon wraped in a leaf
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>>158405770
>not female fox spirit that mistook you for your grandpa
There are downsides to that scenario.
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What's the best portrait mods so far?
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>>158413757
The ones that suits your taste.
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>>158389820
Yandere Jasmine mod when?
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>>158415145
As in, literally Jasmine from Aladdin?
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>>158415060
I'm mostly asking because I'd like one that makes all protraits look the same style instead of just changing the bachelor/ettes
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>>158415356
There's a few complete ones.

>Saturnspace
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/614/?

>Fastoso
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/616/?

>Einari
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/137/?
plus fix for 1.1
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/565/?

>Rikuo
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/231/?

>Anime
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/anime-villagers-30-30-portraits-done.110415/

>Cont Roller
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/portraits-mods-by-cont-roller-all-villagers-done.117862/

>Pencilstab (discontinued, unfortunately)
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/pencilstabs-portraits-all-sdv-villagers-done-character-sprite-edits-now-available.111419/

>Leh
http://lehgaming.tumblr.com/post/146914938491
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>>158415145
This *is* from the Yandere Jas mod bruvaluv.

Unless you mean this? >>158415325
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>>158416193
I've been meaning to download the yandere mod.
Is it any good?
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>Clint asks Emily out on a date on his Six Hearts event
Feels strange to romance Emily afterwards, or can I just assume that she didn't get that it was a date date?
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>>158416381
It didn't work out
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>>158413623
I actually would be okay with this or fugging a goddess
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>>158416316
good as yandere mods go
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nice money making desu
Why couldn't my pumpkin juice turn into a higher quality?
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>>158415983
>http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/portraits-mods-by-cont-roller-all-villagers-done.117862/
>Creator is a nip and can't speak english very well but wants to share the mod
That's kinda cute.
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>>158416381
>Clint getting anything right
nah anon either he fucked up or probably Emily did so Clint wouldnt kill himself that day.
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>>158416193
>>158416316
>http://steamed.kotaku.com/the-debate-over-a-stardew-valley-mod-that-lets-you-marr-1775228193
I'd rather wait for the fire to go off first.

Considering that SV is the westernized Harvest Moon people just gets triggered by everything.
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>>158416452
Oh? Do they mention that?
Would be actually pretty cool
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>>158416889
That article's several months old.
No one gives a shit anymore apparently, since the mod author removed the marriage part for the "official" downloads.

There's even people outright praising the mod for being creepy.
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>>158415983
>http://lehgaming.tumblr.com/post/146914938491
Are those 1.1 compatible with Shane and Emily?
Because I'm actually really digging this one. Like Maru's small changes with her hair in her nurse outfit
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>>158416895
No you'd probably see Clint hung himself in his shop before you found out
The dwarf now processes geodes for you, improves tools, and sells ore
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>>158416381
>>158416895
Anon, it's motherfucking Clint, there are only bad endings in store for him.
But, yeah, it's still evident that Ape didn't plan to make Emily waifuable, her events and Shane's really need to be more consistent with the dating sim elements.
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>>158417180
Since it was apparently uploaded 3 months ago, it probably isn't updated to 1.1
Which sucks, because I really dig the style too.

I guess that if you don't care about Shane, Emily or Clint you won't have a problem though.
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>>158417330
That should be a thing when you marry Emily. And everyone will wonder why he did it after the fact, and they just can't think of any reason why he'd do it.
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>>158417330
Or perhaps Clint's ghost now runs the shop instead since he clearly had lingering regrets, but only you can see him
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>>158417432
Well the modders last mod is from one week ago so I'm just gonna drop a question on her blog and see if she'd consider updating it.
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>>158417418
Emily's events after the sixth heart are the new ones, and thus are pretty different. It's Shane's that are all out of wack a bit since his old sixth heart is now his eight heart event.
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I dislike Clint mainly for the fact he reminds me of myself somewhat irl. Fat, kinda shut in, doesn't really speak well with others, gets flustered at the thought of talking to someone he likes, probably doesn't realize he's being creepy when he is. Ugh. Like, all the bad aspects of me rolled up and pasted right there.
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>>158418018
same desu senpai
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>>158418018
Sounds about right desu familia
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>>158417995
Dunno, every girl got a very romantic 8th event, while Emily got the costume terapy, which was great, but was basically about Clint's crush again. Her previous events were less romantic that the other girls' as well.

>>158418018
Personally I love the bits of realism the game has, as I said in another post, that helps the immersion a lot.
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>>158419124
>Her previous events were less romantic that the other girls' as well.
That's because it was her old events.

I enjoyed the camping event though.
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After binge watching cute cat videos and thinking about my chemistry assignment, I finally figured out how to add custom events through code.

Hell yeah!
I'm so giddy right now
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>>158419548
i swear to god anon dont be another one to do a mod to fuck the kid or the cow that takes care of that kid with the drunk. PLEASE.
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>>158419774
I'm actually the guy that made the jas marriage mod.
So, uh, bit late for that.

You don't actually fuck Jas, you know.
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>>158417042
And where would one find a link to the "unofficial" download?
I want me a yandere waifu
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>>158421218
It's in the description of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcfnEFq3uU

>>158419992
Hey man, just wanted to say, I really like your mods.
I can't wait for Flo to be marriageable.
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>>158417180
>>158417432
>>158417820
Ok I got the answer. She says it's already updated.
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>>158275571
I did it. useless shit children gone forever

haley doesn't care at all
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>>158419992
Are you also the guy who made the first bits of the Flo mod? It seems great.
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>>158421927
Yep. I made the jas marriage mod, the yandere jas mod and the Flo NPC mod, and thanks!

>>158421457
Thanks a lot! Hopefully I'll be able to make him marriageable soon,
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>>158419124
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>>158421730
Nice. Can someone update the pastebin with it?
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>ywn lick the sweat from marnie's armpit
why even live
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>>158423448
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Well, I'm trying to do a complete clean up in my farm and trying to make something comfy, I dont think its working as well I though.
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>>158421760
Really? Well shit.
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>>158423816
Pretty comfy! Most of the issues I've seen people have are their paths looking too angular. I like mixing the paths - stone and wood in less traversed areas, and brick on full paths. Trees, normal and fruit, would also make it more comfy.
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>>158423816
comfy as fuck anon, i like it. Are you using a mod to alter the colors?
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>>158423718
>>158423448
I thought you guys were joking about the sweat thing, I hadn't ever noticed it before coming here
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>>158425403
Yeah I'm using this mod
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/599/?
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>>158423816
I dig it man. Love the flowers around the big pond there. What mod are you using the for the house exterior?
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>>158425969
thanks
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>>158425970
this one
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/606/?
felt like something like that would fit more the forest.
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when are we getting more lewd fapfics?
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>>158426749
When some writefags decide to drop by.
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>>158422184
Boss, you made something truly wonderful. This mod was great. The final scene could've done with a choice leading to [Bad End] sort of deal but I understand if that's difficult to do.

Did you make the portraits yourself too?
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>>158427347
Glad you liked it!
Unfortunately yeah, there's some technical difficulties that I couldn't overcome with just xnb modding. But I did recently think of a possible alternate ending where you choose to not side with Jas and so she kills both you and Penny, leading to a black screen with a text box saying "[BAD END]" or something, and then making the game crash by intentionally writing the wrong code.

Nope, I only edited it. The original portrait's from here:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mods-portraits-harvey-sam-sebastian-elliott-alex-by-nongdarn.111237/
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found the source of those lewd gifs http://jabarchives.com/blargsnarf/tag/stardew-valley/
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Nice.
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>>158427806
That's a right shame. The bad end would have been great. Good work with the portrait editing though.

One last thing, do the Jas or Flo mods conflict with the dialogue change mod for Alarin's genderswaps? I played with all three installed but I noticed the 8-heart event mail for Jas came up blank.
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>>158427806
>Kills Penny
For what purpose?
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>>158429264
To get further heart events with Jas, you have to romance Penny up to 10 hearts as well. A couple events take place at the same time as Penny's, particularly the last one

Jas attempts to drown Penny for falling for you, you stop her and decide to stay with her instead. Penny runs away, you hug the loli for a while, [Good End] hapen.
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>>158429897
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>>158430263
Purge away, I have no fear nor regret.

I wonder how a yandere *everybody* mod play out?
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Bumpo
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>>158430557
I pity chaotic hellspawn like you

Thats a good question
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Didn't think this general would be back after how it died last time...

I've missed you /sdvg/
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best cash crop for summer?
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>>158434896
Melons or blueberries if you can't get starfruit
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>>158433190
I give it a few more weeks before it actually wilts and dies
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>>158433190
The remnants went to the /indie/ general and when the update hit people got excited and remade the general because of all the discussion it was getting in /indie/.
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ahahahah
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>>158436835
delete this
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>>158436835
What's so funny?
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Can you save edit your farm layout?
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>>158415983
The thing i noticed about browsing portrait mods is that most don't seem to work well with the resolution. It's understandable for handdrawn portraits, but even the pixel-style portraits look like they were downscaled. That, or they lacked detail to begin with because the artist has no idea how to draw in pixelart.
Only one who's got the artstyle right was cont_roller which i'm going to use now, thanks
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>>158421730
The download is?
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Okay after 2 fucking weeks trying to wonder why on earth these portraits were getting fucked up I finally fixed it.

I'll try to have the sprites for FemElliot tomorrow but the Portraits for FemElliot are definitely done
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Also, regarding the FemElliot sprite, should I give her a long skirt or short skirt?
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>>158441632
Long, she is obviously classy.there is not enough long skirt justiceSometimes see less is better for your imagination
also is the mod updated properly too? it keeps bugging with Shane and Emily for me at least and I have only this mod changes.
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>>158441789
What exactly is the bug? There shouldn't be any conflicts with the genderbend mods as they only replace the sprites. That being said, I have run into my game crashing with Shane and Emily but that was because of a music mod I had
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>>158441892
In some cutscenes that use different props like the dresser or Emily parrot, it just doesnt show up. That is, I was using the complete version
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>>158441535
Is there any dialogue referencing the bachelor's gender that would need to be changed.
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>>158442194
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/467/?
this one isnt a complete fix but it helped a bit
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>>158441948
Uh, I'm not so sure what's wrong there then. That might be something you want to bring up with Adarin himself. I'm just modifying his portraits. On that note, I do run into similar issues where Sebastian turns into a motorcycle during our wedding.

>>158442194
KeionDrake has a mod for the genderbent dialogue. Once I'm done with the portrait edits, I'm planning on doing my own dialogue mod to add more stuff
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>>158442335
>>158442353
Does this fix other people referring to them?
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I feel like mistakes were made.

>>158441535
>Elena
too cute/10
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>>158442353
eh, dont worry Im not blaming anything on you, just telling because you might run into the problem which is probably something into the overworld sprites or something
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>>158442864
Is your farmer supposed to be a vampire
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>>158442540
not sure, i'll have to reinstall the mod since adding in the yandere jas mod seems to have broken it.

i recall it renaming the bachelors (alex, sam, sabrina, elena and harriet) as well as changing some of their regular dialogue (alex says guys dig her hair etc. ) but i broke the mod before i could find a villager refer to them by name.

how hard is it to edit the dialogue, btw? i wanna try my hand at it.
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>>158443382
Chaika in a Waluigi-style dress.
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So I've finally reached endgame and am starting year 3. what should I do to make my farm stand out from others?
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>>158259783
Tips for progressing in the Skull mines? I only ever get to around lvl 50-70 even on good luck days.
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>>158444463
Invest in a shitload of staircases
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>>158444463
Lucky lunch, bombs and staircases
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>>158444463
Tons of mega bombs
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>>158428982
They probably conflict if they're using the same files (like mail.xnb)
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>>158443457
Editing dialogue is pretty easy, from what I've heard.
Just grab a guide from the official forums and start modding.
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she keeps standing in the kids room

she hasn't once mentioned them since I turned them into doves though

I better divorce her and wipe her memory soon
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>>158446417
bug or no, that's some deep shit right there
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>>158446417
You can't forget the pain or stretch marks anon
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>>158446417
she's about to snap, anon
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>>158446417
Ah, ready and primed for you to put more babies in her Anon
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>>158447662
no, I'm going to divorce her and marry her sister
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>>158448545
Good taste
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Holy fuck I'm almost done with this.

This has been the most painful sprites I've done so far
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>>158423816
>layout I'm currently working on is pretty much a copy of this except for the sheds
Well, time to scrap and start from scratch
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>>158449884
>>158423816
I like the parking lot. Shame player can't get a pickup truck.
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Ok guys, here's the completed altered Portrait and Sprites for the Elliott Female Mod!

I'm going to work on Alex starting tomorrow so please let me know if anything comes up with the altered Elliott and please do post pictures of hopefully you enjoying it in game!

https://mega.nz/#F!bNsDHY5C!FXnZgxMzrmwHso4LpHzecA
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>>158450292
neat
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>>158380705
Send help, where did you find this?
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>>158380705
I can upload it to MEGA if you want. I have the older version that I think had some stuff swapped around so you'll need to fiddle around with the portraits and characters sheet.
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>>158450292
Many thanks. Keep up the good work.
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>>158446417
I was going to say that CA should fix it, but that's actually the point of of doves thing, making look like nothing happened, and some heavy drama would be out of place in SV.
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>>158436835
At first I thought she was squatting like a slave.
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>>158437401
File name.
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>>158450228
Same here, it's a really fitting idea.
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>>158450292
Nice work!
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Bumping with cute halloween husbandos.
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>>158450292
thanks anon!
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tutti frutty bumpy
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>You finally give Penny the happy home, loving relationship and children she's always wanted
>Turn the kids into doves

How would she react?
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>>158467529
Would these all grow on fruit trees?
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>>158467882
all but the water melon
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>>158467529
That's awesome
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>>158467858
suicide
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>>158468549
Murder, followed by epic quest with the wizard to recover the kids.
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>>158467858
An anon tried it with Haley, in-universe the wives just ignore it.
It's basically nothing more than a silly excuse to completely delete the kids from the game, but CA should have found a better excuse.
Just sending the kids in the city, the kids sending letters and gifts every so often, and giving the wives some lines about how they miss the kids would have been more than enough and much better than the half baked doves nonsense.
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Meteor just hit. Do I keep it or is it worth mining it? Already have a ton of iridium from the skull cavern and statue.
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>>158464479
Nice, but where are mah grills.
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>>158470120
Well you can also erase the memory of a divorced bachelor/bachelorette.
Maybe turning the kids into doves makes it as if they never existed.
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>>158470778
That's not how magic works in real life, besides they'd need to erase the memories of everyone in the valley for it to be actually useful
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>>158471338
>not how magic works in real life
>magic
>real life
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>>158471338
That's what the "Erasing memory" spell already does.
Or else someone could just tell you ex that you were married. Sure, they wouldn't believe it but would seem strange to them.
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>>158471338
>That's not how magic works in real life,
> magic works in real life,

Jesus, /x/.
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>>158471338
>That's not how magic works in real life
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>>158471338
>That's not how magic works in real life

I want this as one of the next banners.
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>>158471338
>That's not how magic works in real life,
The magical (you) incantation is a complete success!
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>>158471338
I-It's not like I wanted to give you a (You) or anything b-b-baka
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Two questions:
Should I go for a second Coop? Or stick with the one I have and get some barn animals?

Second, which girl is best girl and who should I marry?
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>>158301060
THERES A FUNCTIONING MOD FOR IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES.

MY FRIEND AND I ARE IN FALL 21 YEAR 1 WITH BARELY ANY PROBLEMS.

GET A BRAIN

STOP BEING RETARDED
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>>158479654
you posted the worst girl, and you need a barn if you're going for the community center
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>>158479654
The one you like the most, who else. You have 5 events each girl to find it out.
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>>158479761
yeah she's not that great but I think Maru is worse.

I have a barn for the pig but don't have any other animals. I heard rabbits are superior to sheep and goats are meh.
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Second for this entire thread is retards who don't deserve to play with the multiplayer mod
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>>158479761
>you posted the worst girl,

How can someone with a brain be so wrong. How. Is it the power of stupid meme?
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>>158480106
>liking fat tumblr
okay anon
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>>158479654
It's funny how your stupid question stirred the haters more than the fans. It says a lot of thing about this place.
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>>158480335
yeah, no one on 4chan likes a generic tumblr bait girl
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>>158480334
>>158480458
> tumblr

Thanks for confiming the second sentence of my post so explicitly.

>>158480458
While you sure like nonsensical meme, even too much.
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>>158464479
Cute!
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>>158480458
Yeah, here on 4chan people are waiting for an excuse to shit on something more than talking about they like.
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>>158480549
>>158480689
I'm sorry 4chan isn't tolerant of the tumblr girl.
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>>158467882
>>158467529
update
>Orange, Lime, Grapefruit, Tangerine, Lemon, Sourlemon,
>Wild apple, Green apple, Mac apple, Gold apple, Joja apple,
>Peach, Apricot, Plum, Cherry, Chestnut, Pomegranate,
>Mango, Pear, Mamey, Avocado, Kiwi Guanavano
>Banana, Pink banana, Coconut
>Pineapple, Agave, Watermelon
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>>158480741
Anon, the point was that the question was about what you like, while you and the other anon started shitposting and spamming meme.
The same thing would have happen with Haley and Leah, as long as character has a dumb meme stuck on it you will never miss a chance to act like rabid dogs.
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>>158464479
Harvey cracks me up.
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>>158481132
>which is best girl
>not the one you posted
>reeeeeeeee answer my question like I want you to
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Why are the women in this game such semen demons, you'd think the art style wouldn't lead to my dick being diamonds while playing the game
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>>158483579
Yeah, they are all sexy in their own ways. Leah is the one 100% made for sex, though.
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>>158479654
We all know that the best girl is Adult Jas.

The power of the ponytail compels you.
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>>158422184
Does Jas yandere mod still work through updates?
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>>158485076
Yeah, the dude updated it.
There's both a version with and one without the marriage part.

The one with the marriage part is in the description of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcfnEFq3uU

And the one with just the yandere events is here:
community.playstarbound.com/threads/yandere-events-for-jas.125828/
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Haha, so that's what it's for.
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>>158486360
>rping this hard
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Juminos do increase my farm's cute factor.
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>>158479654
Get a barn, it's kinda needed for the center. Plus some of the animals are cute and I might be throwing myself at code to try and figure out how to make a mod for the rancher perk line. Someday soon I hopeâ„¢.

Also best girl is Sandy. But you can't marry her.
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Anyone got some riverlands farms they made look nice? I need inspiration for comfiest farm.
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>>158487764
>But you can't marry her.
Not with that attitude.
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>>158479654
Barn, for cows (milk->cheese) which combine with hot peppers for pepper poppers, the perfect breakfast food for 7.5 minutes of +1 speed. Combine with +1 speed coffee and you'll move at nearly twice normal speed.
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>>158488479
I've been wanting that for so long. Trust me. If I wasn't sure that one marriage mod didn't break everything, I'd have it again.
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>>158488825
Siv's been updating the mod though.
I read that the new version'll be posted soon-ish.
Technically the only thing that doesn't work is the spouse rooms mod, everything else should still be working.
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>>158486757
Well I like to get invested
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Fuck Angler or Pirate you guys help
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>>158488825
That's a man, isn't it?
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>>158489865
Is fishing a chore that you do for the loot? Pirate.
Are you in the first spring and want to full munchkin speedrun the fuck out of it? Angler.
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>>158489412
Really? That's good to hear! I might just have to wait a bit longer then for the full experience. Probably gonna grab it now.
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oh

> spirits annoyed

HOLY SHIT
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>>158490016
Nope, that's best girl Sandy.
And I'm not even sarcastic.
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Hey guys I've been playing SDV forever but this is the first time I've seen this thread around. Just a few questions:
-How do I get a picture of my entire farm at once? I want to show off
-Can I use that same method for other areas I've edited
-Why mod this perfect game
-What kind of faggot doesn't like Abby
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>>158492087
- There's several ways. Look in the OP for more info.
- Refer to previous answer.
- Why not? Especially if it's new stuff like NPCs or events.
- Meh.
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Demetrius I know you're the one educated negro in this town but you can just say you want to eat a melon
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>>158492526
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>>158492824
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>>158492526
>when Demetrius sends you on a quest to get him a watermelon
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>>158488825
>>158488479
>>158487764
Hmm, you know I was initially planning on working on the FemSam after fixing up FemAlex, but how would people like to see me modify Sandy a bit?

I was thinking I could make her look something like the pic related.
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>>158492087
>-Why mod this perfect game

Nah, the game needs a lot of polishing from many point of views.

>-What kind of faggot doesn't like Abby

Dunno, she's great, such an entertaining and adorable oddball.
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>>158493524
Holy shit, please do it.
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>>158493954
Nice voldemort mod
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>>158494191
Sorry anon, I'll take that cute small anime-ish nose over CA's design. Your strange nose fetish is pretty funny, though.
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>>158493524
I would absolutely adore and love it.
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Would Female Sebastian be a good mother?
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Also regarding FemAlex, would people prefer I kept her original skin color or made her a bit tan like Aoi Asahina?
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>>158495834
... damnit. I never thought about that.
I'm definitely for a tan look like Asahina.
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Post real life girls that look like girls from the game.
I'll start with Haley
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>>158497151
Did you read it, faggot?
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>>158495834
I wouldn't make it too different from Alex.
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>>158495834
Tan is shit. Keep pure clean skin
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>>158497416
Nope, I was only focused on the girl. Guess you're the faggot and not me.
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>>158495834
Tan is great
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>>158480021
>Maru is worse

fuck you
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>>158500818
I mean, to each his own, but I found her pretty bland and not really endearing.
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>>158501831
I agree.
She feels more like a friend than a romantic interest, too.
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>genderswaps are still listed as husbands on the social tab
Please tell me someone made a patch correcting this.
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>>158500818
Maru is shit m8.
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>>158502906
Pretty sure you can just edit the NPC Dispositions file and change them from "male" to "female".
If you also want dialogue changes, there's this mod:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/467/?
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>>158503070
No
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>>158355797
Thank you kindly. Whenever I install the newest version, it automaticallty overwrites the files with the most current ones, correct?

What about all my mods?

Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uufntdA7QvY
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Fisher or Trapper?
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>>158503317
Why not both?
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>>158503125
Yeah, I've installed it already. It's just that it breaks the immersion quite a little.
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>>158503483
Because the game is asking me to choose.
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>>158503648
Trapper is easier. Except you can train fishing in the small pond on your farm. Look on the Wiki as to which one will net you more moneys and fulfill the whatevers with the Forest Spirits.
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>>158503317
Crab pots are garbage, always take Fisher
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>>158504091
I'm shit at catching the fish in the river AND on the pier near the Fishing House.
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Started playing this game yesterday without ever seeing any gameplay, i've been enjoying it so far and i don't want to play with a guide or anything but i do have 1 question

Does this game suffer from cookie cutter syndrome? this means that even though there are dozens of crops and ways to make money, there will always be one that is superior to the others, for example right now i'm on my 2nd week of spring and i'm only planting cauliflowers since they seem to be the best way of making money right now, would i be making the same amount of money or less if i had let's say, only 1 patch of cauliflowers, 1 of potatoes, 1 of parsnips, etc...
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>>158504601
It kinda suffers from that, I'd say. Until someone makes an actual economy mod or something, there are 'best ways' to play and comfy ways to play.
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>Caroline birthday
I hate you, Pierre.
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>>158504858
What's the mod?
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>>158504601
Some crops are just worth more than others. Some are pretty much worthless.

You still need to consider things like whether or not you want to invest the Community Center, or if you have enough time left in the season to grow the crops.
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>>158505231
Portrait?
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/616/?
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>>158505528
Yep, thanks.
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>>158504601
Yes there's a lot of imbalance in what generates the most profit, but while cauliflower are a very profitable cash crop when starting out they aren't an end-game crop. It's all about high-value fruit that you can turn into wine late game.

Of course that's assuming you reduce the game to min-maxing for profit. Making money is all well and good, but I find a more relaxed approach is preferable to squeezing every bit of profit from the game.
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posting tubers
>Parshnip, Turnip, Carrot, Purple carrot, Potato,
>Sweet potato(yam), White radish, Radish, Rhubarb, Beetroot
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What's the point of raising slimes? Is slime really that important a resource?
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>>158504601
There are incentives besides money to plant less profitable crops and engage in other activities like mining and fishing. Namely the community center questline, which requires you to supply a wide variety of goods from farming, foraging, fishing, and mining. There's also the fact that villagers will occasionally ask for a seasonal crop, plus some of them make good gifts or can be used to create meals that make good gifts or which have good bonuses. So it's worth your while to plant a little bit of everything even if you focus on cash crops.
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>>158412409
I think the real cunts here are Clint and Gunther.
Clint:
> HELLO THERE, I LIKE EMILY. I'M A BLACKSMITH. I'M A CREEPY USELESS FUCKER THAT CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EMILY OR ORES. HEY, THANKS FOR THE 300 COOPER ORES YOU HAD TO GRAB IN THE MINES SO I JUST CAN LOOK AT THEM AND GIVE THEM BACK FOR 20G. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Gunther:
YOU GOT ANYTHING FOR MY MUSEUM, BRO? NO, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. WANT SOME SMALL TALK? TOO BAD. HERE, MAKE MY MUSEUM THE BEST ONE IN THE WORLD WITH ALL THESE CRAZY OLD STUFF AND LET ME TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. OH WELL, GRAB THIS SHITTY FURNITURE FOR YOUR HOUSE.

Fuck these two.
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>>158507590
Now that I think about it gunther really doesn't do anything in town but sit in that museum
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>>158507851
He's barely a character.
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>>158507590
clint closes too early. seriously 4 pm?

what a lazy piece of shit. his omega ass truly deserves to be cucked by the farmer.
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>>158507851
I don't think he even attends any of the town festivals. He's basically this weirdo shut-in who lives in a library/museum.
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>>158508283
But one thing I respect about him is that he actually stays in his fucking shop, not like the other shop owners, that just open the damn thing and leave.
Oh well, the perks of being a lonely fat faggot.
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>>158508283
Shiiiit then nigga don't pay for his services. You obviously don't need your tools upgraded, being such a colossal one yourself.
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>>158508729
>t. clint

nice try fatso
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>>158508729
Jesus Clint, get out.
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>>158508729
Hey Clint. are you seriously such a retard that can't hammer some fucking rocks while upgrading my tools? Like, leave that shit somewhere and just hammer the geode. Heck, I can carry 35964 rocks in my backpack, I could smash that geode with my own fist, why do I even have to pay you?
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>>158508729
I imagined Clint's portrait beside your post.
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>>158508829
>>158508858
>>158509094
>>158509310
Y'all this booty perturbed by someone that actually understands Clint's usefulness and doesn't treat him like garbo. Aite. Seriously, don't use his shit if ya can't stand the fucker. Ohwaityoustillneedtoboohoo. Get yalls asses ate. It'll make ya feel and sit better.
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Haley finally stopped calling the house "your grandfather's old shack".
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>>158509934
What's that keg for? A timer so you know when the rest are finished?
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>>158510139
>a keg timer

NIGGER THAT'S GENIUS

I'LL HAVE TO FUCKING DO THAT NOW
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>>158510207
I've seen people do that before in these threads actually, but with a keg right outside the shed/barn where they keep most of them that was put in at the same time as the kegs inside the building. I imagine that's useful if you have kegs running on different schedules.
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>>158510139
It's actually my morning coffee maker.
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>>158510310
Oh yeah I forgot you can make coffee now. Pretty neat idea.
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>>158510139
These on the other hand are my 4 timing keg/jars. They show when the kegs (and jars in the top left shed) in their respective 4 sheds are ready. Next to it is my fruits/vegetables to be processed chest.
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>>158510310
I like that idea. Might use it.
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>>158510461
Pretty sweet setup.
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Just checking, but nobody actually enjoys the combat part of this game, right?

It's just as tedious to everyone else as it is to me, right?
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Is there a way to stop the stumps from respawning in the forest farm besides slapping a building on top of them?
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>>158513280
There's not much to enjoy in the first place.
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>>158514302
Well I have brain problems, so I like farming games.

Honestly this game just makes me want to make my own farming game.

With blackjack.

And hookers.
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>>158507590
How about Marlon and the other asshole in the monster hunter guild
Marlon:
>I AM OLD AND PRETTY COOL TOO BAD I'M NOT AN ACTUAL CHARACTER WITH EVENTS AND DIALOGUE PAST HOLIDAYS AND MY SHOP
Old guy who's name is forgettable
>I SIT IN A CHAIR AND TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. IF YOU KILL ALL THE MONSTERS I'LL GIVE YOU SHIT AND THEN TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. IF YOU ACTUALLY COMPLETE ALL OF MY QUESTS, I TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF
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>>158513280
It's pretty much just mash attack and occasionally block or bomb.

>>158513987
Try putting something small like a scarecrow on it.

>>158512639
Harvey is my man. I wish you could do more with the bachelor/ettes like throw a party or something.
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>>158515125
What's this <block> command you speak of? Is it a pizza? Do you have to press attack really quickly or something?
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>>158515230
You've never tried right clicking with your weapon? Each type of weapon has a special move used by right clicking. Swords perform a block for like 1 second that stops damage coming from in front of you, clubs do a heavy slam that deals massive damage in a small area, sends enemies flying, and the dagger does a flurry of quick attacks supposedly but I don't use daggers so I can't say for sure.
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>>158515452
I'm pretty sure he's being facetious.
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>you will never have aesthetic dreams
why live
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>>158515946
Wow, that's creepy. I just went through that scene and I'm new to the game
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>>158515946
The farmer appears out of nowhere in a lot of scenes
Even in peoples dreams
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>>158515946
> You will never have wet dreams with Emily
Why even sleep?
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>>158515946

>"Why are you here?"
>"Why do you think?"
>pulls out dick and starts spinning it around
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>>158518081
>>158515946
>Emily will never have bizarre erotic dreams about you
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>>158506991
I love your tubers. I would like to plant them deep in my farmland.
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Bump from page 9
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>>158516731
The game really needs scenes and character development that don't revolve around the farmer.
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>>158522574
We need more rival scenes.
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>>158522574
I'd like to see heart events that involve multiple people. Like Sam/Sebastian/Abigail band drama or more Marnie/Evelyn.
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Is dwarf scroll 2 meant to be ludicrously rare or something

It's the last artefact I need. I just spent 160k on omnigeodes and got fuck all. I have multiple copies of everything else already god damn
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>>158525191
I have the opposite problem with dwarf scroll 2, it feels like every other slime drops that shit, so annoying having to trash it every time it drops since they only sell for 1 gold.
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>>158525191
Farm the dirt in the mines where it's supposed to drop. For the second scroll I think that's floors 30-50 but I'm not sure. I had no issues getting it, it was actually the first scroll I found and the most common one that I kept finding over and over. Scroll IV however was a total bitch to get. So many days down in the lower levels of the mines hoeing dirt patches.
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Now posting machines
>Extractor: get the Juice out of any fruit or vegetable (now you can get grape juice)
>Keg: make simple brews and drinks like; wine, beer and vodka (Works like the kitchen, you need recipes)
>Distillery table: makes oil and nectars out of fruit and vegetables (can alaso turn syrups into sugar)
>Brewing tank: make more complicate drinks like wiskey, spiced wine and soda (also works like the kitchen)
>Fermenting chamber: makes cheeses, pickles and dried fruits (works like kitchen)
>Churn: can make mayonesse, butter, yougurt, marmaleade and cream (works like kitchen)
>Cask:wooden barrel that ages products likr wine and cheese
>Sealed cask: made of hardwood and resin can age pructs faster
>Mush-Cask:further accelerates ageing with the use of fungus and slime
>Dark Cask: With the use of ebony wood, galvorn and some sort of vudu, This cask ages days wort of time in mere minutes
Advance products can have up to tree stars
>first star: quality of the crop or original animal produts used
>second star: cuality of the preparation process
>Third star: age of the product (some product may lose quality if aged too much)
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>>158526738
good ideas and edits
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>>158526128
is that a pokemon with a lot of wool or something
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>>158529697
It's a bird with a cloud body. It's very kawaii.
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>>158525191
>>158526176
Dwarf Scroll 2 does NOT drop from dirt.
It is ONLY dropped by monsters in a certain level range of the mines.
The other three scrolls can be dug up or dropped by monsters, but scroll 2 is exclusively from drops. That's what makes it the rarest of the 4.
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>>158514903
I like Marlon, he's cool.
If he became an actual character, he'd be even better,
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>>158529798
>Bird
Altaria is a DRAGON thank you very much.
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>>158531178
She's a sissy bird.
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>winter farming
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>>158530673
Maybe if you avoid fighting monsters. It's the most common scroll for me by far.
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>>158532442
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of DRAGON/FAIRY and all those PIXILATE HYPER VOICEs
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Just got this game

Is it recommended to fly in blind?
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>>158533018
Yes, you will enjoy it more that way. Learn from mistakes.
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>>158532489
Midway through my first winter and I realized that's basically how it would end up

Shame I can't get enough goddamn Crocus

>>158533018
Do one thing that I neglected to do until much later

When you're introduced to the Community Center, investigate as soon as possible, don't put it off like I did.
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Quick /sdvg/, how do I make fishing not boring as shit
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>>158535270
Trapper.
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>>158535270
Nevermind
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l>>158535582
Eat the forage shit instead of selling
You can use the energy to fish and those are worth a lot more than forage stuff
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>>158532489
Check out my winter farm
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>>158535860
I've noticed a lot of people don't seem to bother doing anything during winter yet that's one of the most active times for me because I don't have to be constantly doing shit on my farm.
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>>158536275
I buy those snowmen scarecrows expressly for winter farming.
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With the ways this game has to "level" there really should have been a animal husbandry one. Something that allows you to raise animals for actual profit and maybe even butcher them

As it is now, you can sell a max-hearted animal for a 10% or so profit off of the basic sell price. That's a really awful turnaround.
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>>158302870
penny best wife <3
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>>158315196
good taste anon
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>>158538771
I have a couple coups with incubators, every few days they hatch a duck egg into a duckling which I sell for 1,260g, but yeah, mature animals should sell for 10x what a newborn costs considering how much time and effort is required to bring one up to 5 hearts.
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>>158538771
Yeah animals are not worth it if you're trying to get those end game upgrades. Most people end up selling off most of their animals and converting the buildings into key storage after they have all the bundles from animal products.
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>>158538771
Why are these games allergic to the idea to butchering animals for meat?
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>>158538771
Yeah, that's a big unfortunate part that I'd wished CA would have addressed. Until then, I'm hoping a modder can mod in something, or use one of the ideas I've seen on the official boards I've seen that are pretty smart. I'd try, but I have no idea how to mod perks.
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>>158539785
HM was genuinely made for kids
SDV was supposed to have it but got canned to not enrage SJWs, closest you'll ever get is raising slimes and killing them
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Post cute farmers
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so where's the mod that makes the singles into dilfs/milfs?

Harvey and Shane(?) are old-ish enough but the rest are shitty twinks/teenies
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>>158543269
You mean the garbage one that makes you want to puke, or the one that doesn't suck and is actually worth using?
The latter doesn't exist.
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>>158543415
I know. I thought with all the milf-posting, people would realize it would be easier to just make the singles older-looking.

also the actual mothers in this game suck ass
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Just started playing recently

Is there a way to get a bath or something inside my house that regenerates Energy or do I have to walk into this shitty building every time?
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>>158544235
the spa is only useful at the beginning. you can try shoving berries down your throat if you want to gain energy, since berries sell like shit anyway. if you befriend the hobo, he gives a recipe of sashimi which is easy to make (1 fish) and heals a decent amount
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>>158544235
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/299/?
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>>158544340
The Spa and Joja Mart should be in the center of town instead of on the outskirts.
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Spent almost 500k on 24,000 rocks.
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>>158544561
thanks
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Reached floor 308 with 741 iridium ore before I had to teleport away. First 250 floors I just ignored and made stairs.
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>>158545134
Not like you could afford to stay there when your whole inventory was stacks of stone.
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>>158545227
My main regret is not bringing coffee so I could pumpking soup for the luck/defense and coffee for the speed bonus since coffee stacks.
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>>158535270
Fishing is already great.
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Are all the new starting houses as uncomfy as wildy?
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So she says.
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This is what the farm looks like. I hope it's sufficiently "cute".
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>>158452702

Upload that shit senpai
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>>158548838
thats comfy, though?
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>>158550124
What's going on in that pic?
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>>158550257
two strugling men provide emotional support to eachother
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>>158549380
It looks fucking comfy. Which is way better than cute.
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>>158552998
>Which is way better than cute.
>No trying to reach the perfect balance between comfy, cute and cool.
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>tfw can`t edit for shit
Have a laugh.
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>>158545052
Is there a way to buy bulk/type how much of something you wanna buy, or do you have to click for every single purchase?
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>>158555016
Shift click to buy in 5s
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>>158555663
Thanks
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>>158555663
>>158555743
Hold Shift and the Mouse Buttons to buy continuously
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Thinking about making the ears bigger.

>>158555663
>>158556253
It works also when you are crafting, including 1 slot items, it will take 5 slots obviously.
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>game updates
>have to reinstall all my mods
jdimsa
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Iron chests mod when?
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>>158558756
Literally why? To attract lightning to fry everything inside? There's already plentiful inventory space and everything stacks to full retard 9's.
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>>158536470
Same here.
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>>158559241
I need tons of chests as well, an iron chest would be nice.
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>>158559241
Cant fit all my crops in seasonal chests. Well, i can sell silver and gold stars but still.
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Worst girl
Do not marry
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>>158561847
what portrait mod is this
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>>158561847
Is that a fang, or yet another ugly attempt at lipstick? I honestly can't tell.
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>start day
>one plant is already watered and is one day behind the rest
what
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>>158553185
Rather have a totally comfy, totally cute or totally cool farm then an average mix in between.
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>>158556505
Here's where your problems are: The ears aren't shaped/positioned well, make them go wider and lower on the outer sides and cut them down one or two pixels on the inner sides. The outlines on the inner ear are way too prominent as well, reducing the contrast heavily should make them look more natural.
Generally the composition of the portrait (symmetrical, strong use of outlines within the sprite etc) is very amateurish, but i assume you just recolored Jas' original portrait and painted over it.

>>158563428
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/231/?
I used it for a while, some people like Abi turned out great, while others looked halfassed.
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>>158565314
>he doesn't know
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I'm trying to make my farm as automated as possible, focused mostly on artisan shit. Is tapper worth it, or should I just go with botanist?
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>>158566106
No, it's worthless
Botanist at least turns all the shit lying around into tons of energy.
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>>158566106
Without quality rankings there's no point. You'll be using most sap as ingredients so extra gold does nothing.

Botanist gives crazy winter farming and high recovery food.
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Why does a hobo want a valuable gem and how does he have the money to pay someone to get one for him?
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>>158568049
He's an Eccentric Billionaire
The owner of Joja corp
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>>158568196
so he's like one of those retarded hipsters that live in condemned houses and goes dumpster diving?
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>>158565532
Oh I'm far from done with that, I'm using Jas face as base same for the colors so they short of "fit" with the rest of the portraits rather than make my own.
>Generally the composition of the portrait (symmetrical, strong use of outlines within the sprite etc) is very amateurish
Doing this kind of stuff first time since I wanted to try it out, of course I can tell how much shit it is but I want to improve it.
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>>158568049
> how does he have the money to pay someone to get one for him?

Yeah, it would have been better if Linus payed you with other items he found around the town, he should be penniless
I also wish that the other characters would give you some gifts, being the only one who give gifts every day feels pretty strange.
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Small question for some of yall, does anyone else actually have their own farm?
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>>158568661
>give you some gifts
They do.
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>>158569503
I meant when they met you in person. It would also be nice if you could choice to tell them if and how much you liked their gifts.
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Is it better to use quality or speed fertilizer on strawberries?
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>tiddywitch mod
Aw ye. Hope the portrait artstyle doesn't clash with my other portraits too much.

>>158569907
Dunno if all villagers have a dialogue event for that, but Sandy gave me milk once.
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Emily's dress is ugly
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WHY IS MARNIE NEVER AT HER FUCKING SHOP WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE I RAN OUT OF HAY IN WINTER I FUCKED UP OK AND IM SORRY BUT THIS BITCH IS NEVER HOME
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>>158571724
Not even gonna lie, I was doing fine in SDV then Marnie would never fucking appear at her store.

She was the reason I installed the CheatMenu mod in the first place.
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Is it possible to construct huts in the wilderness?
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>>158570656
>Replacing Twisted Fate

You faggot
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Anyone making a new thread?
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>>158571284
You're dress is ugly.
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working on the slime girl
Suggestions?
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>>158576542
is that her portrait? show more of her boobs in it
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>>158577039
I was tracing the overall siluette over Vanilla Maru's portrait
looking through the files again is see that penny does show a little more boob
it will be redone
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>>158569953
Speed, mostly because I make strawberry jam/wine out of them.
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>>158569907
It would be nice if villagers would randomly come visit the farm every once in a while.

Also player has no birthday.
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New Thread

>>158579353
>>158579353
>>158579353
>>158579353
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>>158541974
It's more like CA himself thought it didn't fit with the game.
He's also one of those "Animals are a no, but I'm perfectly fine with fishes because they have no feelings".
Which, by the way, is totally bullshit.
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>>158553732
That's kinda cute.
Is that an edit of Jas' portrait?
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>>158579564
Short off, Im using her portrait as base model.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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