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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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post some cars

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>>158109915

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>>158109915

>>158109775
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT

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>>158110240
make me

>>158109775
i mean, who the fuck uses sc anyway, so why should you, and them care

>>158109329
any reason or just cos

>>158110123
Nice. 8/10

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>>158110418
It's a meme you dip

KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


PKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
KYS PKEKS YOU WON'T EVEN GET RDR2


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>>158110908

It's going to be amusing if PC users have to look at Red Dead Redemption 2 ads in GTAO telling them to get it on PS4 or Xbox One for two years.

>>158111162
What'll be worse is an advertisement for Red Dead Redemption HD Remaster. (consoles only, of course). That's some salt being rubbed into an old wound.

>>158111585
Good thing it's almost impossible for that to happen unless Rockstar rebuilds RDR. PSNow and Xbox's 360 emulation is the only way they're going to have RDR going forward for the foreseeable future.

>>158111712
Damn, you crushed my dreams.

>>158111849
Welcome to the real life.

I'm pissed nobody will do a private session with me. TTing on a small public server rn.

>>158112168
Wait till monday when the new updated hack comes out, alot of people arent doing it rn because this one often TP's you into the water or the air, the new versio nthat is coming has fixed this

>want to play with /gtag/
>everyone always busy doing TT, mansex, or """comfy""" shit

Whoever invited me it wont let me in because it cant accomadate my crew or something. Im ign

>>158112540
>Im ign
>ign
Stop Posting

>>158112540
>IGN

I quit ign stfu and reinvite

RoscoeRufus doing TT in closed friend session now
post SC for invite

http://www.megafileupload.com/g8t9/Sirius_Money_Hack.exe

>>158112394
What would you rather do, then?
Heist? Shit on randos? Crate farm?

I felt kinda bad when I had my first 100mil in moneybag drops but after the shit cuckstar has been pulling in the past year or so I'm fucking proud of myself

It seems to bounce less if the car is upside down

>>158112394
cmon dont shit on what others like doing thats r00d

>>158112394
Dude stfu its hard as it is to make money

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>>158109915
My dajiban

I'm a fucking in shitter that got into the crew somehow and have been sucking TT cock all day

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>>158114032

Yo who left?

>>158114186
yo stfu

>>158114836
no u

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Friendly Reminder: if you use an animal mask in one of your outfits, you are a furfag. No amount of shitposting hotline Miami will change that.

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>when you make people so asshurt by being better they start reporting you

>>158115004
is that the actual warning that comes up? "Start behaving yourself"? That implies 1. They already think you're guilty and 2. if you stop now we'll look the other way

>>158116057
It popped up after I made like 5-6 people assmad in the span of 1 hour

>>158114952
fucking this

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>people who don't use the sad clown horn on their hearse

>>158116678
>people who don't use the funeral march on their hearse
>people who unironically give their hearse a color other than plain black
>people who put whitewalls on their hearse

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>>158109915

>>158116678
>whitewalls on an all-black car
you're everything what's wrong with video games

I heard Krop might come back.

>>158117227
okay
who gives a shit

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>>158114952
>use the eagle mask because murrica
>get called a furfag

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>>158117429
>le ebin memes

They need to make a trump mask

>>158116678
how tf can iget a hearse? thought the duping was over

im ready to fucking end myself
ive been trying to complete this setup for the last three hours i believe
every time some fucking nigger FUCKS it up by rushing or by fucking leaving
this time we had 3 enemies left on easy and this faggot just leaves
god im so fucking pissed off at this fucking game and this fucking """""""""""""community"""""""""""

>>158117429
>Use eagle mask instead of uncle Sam hat
>Wonders why people call him furfag

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>Jailbreak contract
>'Anon, you drive the bus'
>Remember how it behaves with the traction change

I've been gone for a while, what is this TT you guys are talking about?

>>158117738
wait what what traction change

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>no money
>buy mc because have enough money
>doesn't let me solo contracts
>invite some people
>switch session
>no one accepts
>repeat 5 times
>alt f4

why do I always start in windowed mode?

>>158118020
Bikers update altered vehicle physics in order to fix the RE-7b and some other physics based silly business when it came to vehicle traction but on some vehicles it's completely buggered how they handle. The Prison Bus was already pretty bad when it came to handling but it's even worse now; Imagine a barracks with all its tires blown out.

Other oddities include the Panto now having tremendous under steer and the Franken Stange having no weight in its back end, leading to even more fishtailing than it already had.

>>158117674
Ask in thread or discord, you'll usually round up a couple folks who will help you out

>>158118379
ive asked 4 times already and i just get ignore so i just might aswell kill myself

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>>158118363
Is the panto really different? I didn't notice it too much.
Then again, I don't drive it that much

>>158118098
Jailbreak, POW, Torched, Gunrunning and Cracked contracts can all be done solo. Though you still made a horrible choice in buying into an MC while having no money or friends.

>>158118363
Did it also mess with the Dubsta 6x6? I might just remember it as having more grip though.

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>>158118957
>tfw I bought into the MC meme for the garage space
>tfw the passive aggressive emails never stop

>bought a CEO office and filled a small warehouse by myself
>sold it
>came to the conclusion that it was a terrible repetitive grind for the money and that I don't want to depend on other people to not fuck my shit up

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>>158119364
>tfw bought a business just to get him to knock it the fuck off

Worth it. Not at all, Jaysis chirst I spent half a mil to get microdick johnson and talcum powder to leave me alone. fuck

tfw have to leave to work and not shit on friends of foreigners who left, one of which passive toggled his insurgent on top of me while I was on the phone then hid in his apartment and left a minute later

day ruined t b h

>>158119737
Don't they still harass you, just about different shit?

I'd pay a million sharkbux just to get my character placed on a do-not-call list.

>>158120002
Nope, I bought a business, got it up and running then shut it down an hour later and neither of them have hassled me since.

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>>158119737
Stop fucking calling me, I'm broke!

REEEEEEEEEE!

How long does it take for cocaine to be produced once you upgrade your staff once?

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>>158120268
Maybe I'll have to buy one, then. I will research this.
Now if there were only a way to get those stupid post-contract Malc calls to go away.

>doing mission
>having a pleasant and involving conversation with friends in chat
>typing up a wordy response
>PARTY AT DA CLUBHOWSE CUZ U GETTIN ~×→ PAID ←×~
>mfw

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>>158121708
>he bought a business!
>he bought an upgrade!

>>158122232
>Malc calling you and blocking you from using your guns while someones attacking you.
I never beat the lost and the damned and now I never can because I hold nothing but hate towards Malc.

>>158117716
>this retard doesnt realize you can get a mask and a hat at the same time.
July 4th is just another day to you isn't it fuckwad.

>>158124716
That reminds me, does the telescope glitch still work?

>>158124936
As far as I know yes, for me personally I haven't been able to use telescopes in apartments for months now. However it works with the telescopes in the map as well, it's just a bit more fiddly but perfectly doable with the same method.

>>158122274
I can believe i wasted my fucking cash on an mc business and coke house...

>>158125529
the MC clubhouse itself is worth a buy IMO just for all the convenience it brings but buying anything beyond maybe the qol upgrades is just another r* scheme

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I wish the Rebel had more exhaust, hood and roof customizations and an option to make it a bit less rusty, the truckbed options are pretty interesting.

>>158124936
Yeah, I've been using it for years, but helmets/masks are now blacklisted and the masks disappear instantly. No fun allowed cunts.

>>158125807

Demand Cuckstar to give you a Redneck update. Hey, it worked for the mansexers.

>>158125807
The Rebel is pretty based.
I would love to have a rustless rusty Rebel or for R* to atleast give the normal Rebel the rusty one's mods.

Hopefully if I upgrade my coke house the whole way it will start to produce...

PS4 crew request sent _

>>158129336
You need to seriously stop namefagging.

>>158130896
NYS PCuck

>>158130896
Fine

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>>158109915
We observe it, in it's natural habitat.

>>158130716
post PSN

>>158120002
>I'd pay a million sharkbux just to get my character placed on a do-not-call list.
i would say not to give rockstar ideas but then again we have the gunsafe

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Rannol is kill

Fuck ron hate dat baserd

Post gunlocker load outs

"The Meta"

Pistols:
regular, AP, revolver

SMGs/LMGs:
none

Assault Rifles:
compact, special

Snipers:
heavy/marksman

Shotguns:
assault, sweeper

Heavy:
Grenade launcher, homing launcher, RPG, minigun

Throwables:
sticky, grenade, molotov

>>158131604
truNEET_otawiz
for a quality vidya experience

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>>158133475

So whats the difference between ceo and mc? Like what are the difference in activities?

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>>158133576
Added you to the community ;^)

>>158134097
As CEO you fuck business chicks, as MC you fuck biker chicks.

>>158133475
>Pistol
Revolver, AP and flare
>SMG/LMG
Klobberin' time, Gusenberg, MG
>AR
Compact, Carbine
>Sniper
all
>Shotgun
Double barrel, Sweeper, Slug
>Heavy
Compact pipe, Minigun
>Throwables
Grenade, Molotov, tear gas

>>158134097
CEO gets better convenience, faster/more profitable missions, better business profits, and the best home in the game: the office.

MCs can hire more people, have longer missions that technically pay more but take much longer to do so it's less profit in the end, less convenience options, a more decentralized power structure, and biker conveniences like a no-cooldown bike spawn, 10-bike garage, health regeneration on your favorite bike, etc

Basically CEO is better but smaller. That'll probably change with the next CEO update though, which will no doubt make MCs practically obsolete. Most just buy the clubhouse and ignore the businesses.

>>158132458
>we have the gunsafe
And it doesn't even fucking work most of the time.

I desperately need sirius v9.... fucking christ i keep getting sent into the air

>>158134793
>no RPG/Homing

It's like you want to get rekt by aircraft and kurumas

Anyone in a tu session?

>>158136261
tt*

>>158133475
>Pistols
Heavy. I like weapons with punch but I'm not good enough for the Revolver yet. Someday!

>MGs
Mini SMG + Combat MG. The Klobb is my vehicle weapon because of its RoF versus the AP, and the CMG is for suppression fire.

>ARs
Silenced Bullpup. Highest RoF of the ARs and it's good to have a suppressed automatic weapon for Deliver EMP and Bikers.

>Rifles
All three. Would be just Heavy and Marksman were it not for helicopters always shoving the base sniper into my inventory.

>Melee
Pipe Wrench & Knuckles

>Shotguns
Sweeper + Assault with straight mag. Fuck using the Drum of Shame.

>Special
RPG + Homing + /cgl/. Used to swear by the GL but losing $2500 worth of grenades every death is just too much. No Minigun because I can't stand that fucker slowing me down at critical moments.

>Throwables
Pipe Bomb + Sticky Bomb + Molotovs. I wouldn't carry the Molotovs if I could help it but the game keeps stuffing them into my pockets.

>>158136409
Yeah man, add me Rascal0x0 its just me and one other guy

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>>158135859
>Kuruma
If I end up in a situation where that is an actual problem then I deserve to get shit on. Molotovs can kill the engine instantly and the compact pipe is another option, both ill advised sure but I prioritize avoiding kurumas over engaging them in the first place.

You got me on the aircraft though.

>>158137254
I've never thought of molotovs as an option for stopping vehicles. When you say that it can kill the engine instantly, where do you need to aim and how consistent is the quick engine damage?

>>158137254
Let me run down the situation where you need an RPG

You're in a large open area with no cover. A kuruma has just pulled up 100 feet away and is now spamming his AP pistol in your direction. After realizing you have no RPG, he rides full speed towards you, passes the grenade launcher that blows up behind him, and then runs you over because you're helpless to fight back. He proceeds to keep killing you because all he has to do is avoid a shitty grenade launcher.

Now that situation with an RPG.

You're in a large area with no cover, a kuruma starts spamming you. After receiving no rockets, he charges you. You quickly switch to a rocket launcher and blow his ass to kingdom come, and he learns fast that if he pulls that kuruma again he's going to get missiles flying in his direction, so he goes passive and runs away. There's no sense giving kurumashitters easy kills because you're defenseless against them.

>>158137946
>see kuruma shitter coming towards me
>place sticky between him and me
>kuruma shitters always drive straight for you
>blow him up even if he manages to kill me since you can activate stickies from beyond the grave

>>158138393
Sticky won't work is he's smart and circles you while shooting. I do this all the time in normal cars when people try to sticky me.

>>158137946
Then scenario one falls under the "I deserve to get shit on" category wouldn't it? I agree I should keep either launcher on me but I haven't bothered to do so and so long as I can toggle my arsenal, I'll likely remain a shitter and not include it in my custom loadout.

>>158138393
He tailored it for my loadout mentioned earlier which doesn't include stickies either.

>>158138504
>kuruma driver
>smart
Not a problem

>>158133475
>Pistol
Normal, Revolver, Flare

>SMG/LMG
Klobb, Combat MG

>Assault Rifles
Advanced, Compact

>Snipers
Heavy

>Shotguns
Assault, Sweeper

>Heavy
RPG, Welfare Launcher, Compact GL

>Throwables
Grenades, Stickies

>>158137946
I'm not sure how common the knowledge is, but there's a small hole in the right corner of the driver-side window of the armored Kuruma. It's easy to use a shotgun to pepper that spot and kill the driver with a headshot, but I've done it once with both the Machine Pistol and the Carbine Rifle when they're sitting still. They never seem to realize the weak spot exists, and it beats paying insurance every time.

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>>158133475

>>158139106
>sawed off and sweeper
Why? Do you just enjoy the look/animations of the sawn-off?

>>158139191
it's the only shotgun that has wood parts

>>158139246
Oh ok.

>>158139191
The sawed-off has the most damage per pellet of any shotgun, and you can use it on a motorcycle to get close. One good shot to the torso will kill any player.

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Who else Space 103.7

Rick james bitch

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Has anyone tried getting bulletproof tires on the Chimera using the iFruit app?

what cars give you a "MAH NIGGA. GOOD FUCKIN TASTE"-feel when cruising around in free roam?

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>>158139662

>three wheels
What an ugly fucking bike, kys

>>158139797
It's not a bike, it's a trike. hdys

WHY THE FUCK DON´T WE HAVE 2 STRIPES ON MORE CARS

haven't played ina few months, what's a good way to make cash right now?

>>158140775
there is none
that's not even a joke, there simply isn't any

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>this thread edition
worst taste desu

>>158141329
what do you expect, flibinigger made it

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saw a Phoenix on the street and couldn't resist, it will join the other underused muscle cars in their garage soon

>Phoenix
>Dukes
>Dominator
>Ruiner
>Sabre Turbo
>Faction
>Chino

(the last three are Benny'd though)

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>>158141329
Faggot get back to work.

>>158141797
>>Dukes
>>Dominator
>>Ruiner
>>Sabre Turbo
>>Faction
>>Chino
>underused

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>>158139797

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>>158141884
im home

>>158141950
underused as in I don't use them enough

>>158141950
Who the fuck has a Chino

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>>158142057
Exactly, full time or go home.

I wish I was at home not making money

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>>158141797
my muscle cars are my favorite

>>158142430
I tried one in single player recently. It's a nice ride, just completely impractical. Half of the cars in the game are totally fine, but not when there are much better things to waste money and garage space on.

Is the after race win action bugged? I just stand there and look aroud a bit, and it's actually great because it fits my character perfectly

>>158141264
okay what's the least shit way to make money? Any decent paying jobs/missions?

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>>158142430
great for lowering

>mfw crew session is one big autistic flamefest

>>158142456
I might buy a Nightshade at some point, it looks interesting.

>>158144797
get ready for 3 customizable parts
absolute trash controls
and only good thing is the engine sound

Assuming you own an Osiris, an Infernus and an X80, what might be a good additional supercar?

Don't really care for the GT look of the RE-7B, Tyrus looks boring, Reaper, FMJ and ETR1 look sort of interesting.

>>158144797
It's fun to drive, but definitely not a primary car. It gets my vote on looks since it's so heavily based on both the early 70s Camaro and the GTO. I could let you test drive mine, if you're on PC. Just to let you know, it's customary to paint it purple.

>>158145380
FMJ

Lost Slamvan still blacklisted? I saw one during an MC contract but it kicked me out of it shortly after the contract completed.

>>158144049
>>mfw crew session is one big autistic flamefest
elaborate?

>>158145380
Sultan
900r

>>158145380
ETR1, Zent, T20 / Adder
And the two Benny cars >>158145875

>>158145875
Already own both of those, I guess I'll try the T20 in story mode and then decide between that or ETR1 or FMJ.

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>>158142430

The Chino is undoubtedly the best lo-lo in the game.

Anyone know a good race to practice the Mid-drive boost on? I can get it about 50% of the time in freemode but I feel like I wouldn't be able to in an actual race.

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>>158109915

I wish this game had a bodyweight slider so I could complete the Tony Soprano roleplay.

>>158148963
I don't think this car is as iconic or recognizable as you think it is

>>158109675
>Pistols:
>Revolver

>SMGs/LMGs:
>Mini SMG, Combat MG

>Assault Rifles:
>Carbine Rifle with no mods, Advanced Rifle with all mods

>Snipers:
>Heavy

>Shotguns:
>Double Barrel Sawn-off, Pump Shotgun

>Heavy:
>Compact Launcher, Homing Launcher, RPG

>Throwables:
>Sticky, Grenade, Molotov, Pipe Bomb

Fuck the AP. Marksmeme gun needs to be fucking removed.

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>>158150363
Watch out guys, we got a badass over heee

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>>158150786
Thanks for noticing.

>>158133475
>Melee
Flashlight

>Pistol
Lamar's Gift, Fiddy, Heavy, Volver, AP

>MG
Combat PDW and Combat MG

>AR
Carbine and Compact Rifle

>Sniper
Standard and Heavy

>Shotgun
Sawed off, Heavy

>Heavy
RPG, Minigun, Fireworks, Hand GL

>Throwables
Molotovs, Grenades, Sticky Bombs

>>158131296

Nobody cares namefag, theres a bottle of bleach with your name on it somewhere, go find it and drink it.

What's the best livery for the Enus Windsor, Cheetah or Python?

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>>158144797
my blade is my absolute favorite car to drive

>>158151336
>Lamar's Gift
??

>>158151654
Nice garage. I wish I had a ratrod/classic muscle garage, but between the low riders, armored vehicles, two garages with race cars, exotics, and misc, I have no room.

>>158152056
The pistol

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>>158152249
Thanks, just waiting on the new tornado rat rod and the frankenstrange to come back and i'll swap out the rat loader

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Best free vehicle coming through

so why the fuck is crew killing a thing now?

>>158154425
just kill em back

>>158154506
That doesn't solve anything tho. I joined a crew to get a crew. If I wanted to get in fights and kill everyone I encounter, I wouldn't need a crew.

>>158154780
this

>>158154187
>literally join our botnet club to win vehicle
Kiss yourself my man

>>158154780
then report the crew killer to a comm so one of us can kick him

Any TT servers up? Still need like 5.5 million just for my last 3 exotics.
...Then like 5 million for the rest of my off-road racers. And 10 million for the gold jet. And 6 million for the various pegasus vehicles I still don't have. And several million for the new bikes. And 20 million for future updates.

>>158152464
>I need my tank for this job

What a shitter

>>158119364
Dude, it was really pissing me off, sometimes i'd get like that fucking message plus the cellphone calls like 30 times in a few hours, and even after buying it he will still call you everytime the supplies run off

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>>158119364
>business defense mission pops up
>fuck that
>change session
>business is cleaned out anyway

>>158155446
>botnet

Doing Pac Stan right now

SC: HOOD61

What's the best vehicle for TT, not in the sense of which is fastest, but which is the least likely to get teleported into the water so I can let it run without keep an eye on it?

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Need 1 more for everyone's favorite Series A only have meth and finale left message DictatorAnon for invite

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applying to pc gtag

ign: apclear

need dem good times again

>>158156872
I've heard it is just the program right now and not vehicles, but if you figure it out let me know.

>>158156995
>offer my services
>decides not to do it anyway
>"well let me know when you gonna do it then"
>just as i about to go to sleep decides to do Series A

wew, okay...

>>158157282
Sent. Welcome back senpai.
me on the right

Hey ryuzaki stop going afk you blocked the fucking tt and we had to leave because you wouldnt go passive

>All these weapon lists
>No mention of Muskets

O-okay, I'll be off playing re-enactment by myself.

>>158156872
I've had good luck with a Kuruma for not splashing much, aside from that my Gangrito has taken some five drops onto land from orbit before hitting the drink, so that gets a thumbs-up for a durable ride

>>158157642
I keep a musket too. It's fun sometimes

>>158158087
Yeah, not the most practical, but damn it feels good when you kill someone with it.

>>158157642
I can just disable my weapon loadout if I want to use it

so what's TT? I'm out of the loop, is it a new job or dupe or something?

>>158158592
Double-T

this game is a garbage money grab from rockstar and it never gets fun

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>>158158697
It does when you hack

>>158158592
A new upcoming vehicle resembling the Audi TT.
Menu users already have access to it.

>>158158592
In this case, Time Trial. There's the Double-T which is a bike, but yeah.

Despite what a lot of the Youtube videos say, you can Mid-drive boost on bikes.

>>158158682
>>158158805
Faggots, give the whole story
>>158158592
It's a glitch where f everyone in a lobby is doing races on Double-Ts the game will glitch out and give everyone every prize added together after the race.

>>158158998
that's not even close, get the fuck out of here

it's a simple trainer that teleports the player between the beginning and the end of a time trial repeatedly, yielding $1-2k/s each time

>>158158998
lol wut?

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>>158159423
Pfft, yeah, right, as if such a convenient thing could exist

>>158159423
aren't people getting banned for it though? I heard R* are ruthless cunts when it comes to trainers

>>158159753
keep your /a/ culture to yourself, friendo
he has as much a right to know as anyone else except shitters because fuck them

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>>158152464
I feel like I am missing some hilarious cars

>>158160012
yeah, but it beats getting banned instantly when using an actual menu

this is very under-the-radar if you know when to do it (obviously not in a heavily populated lobby or in front of random players)

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>>158109915

>Kaz can kill anyone with no backlash
>Flib gets kicked if he does so

Bravo, Blater

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>>158160730
I never got kicked. Don't talk about what you don't understand.

>>158160795
>demoted
>kaz and goz untouched

Ok.

>>158160946
Nothing matters. Drama is stupid. I'll accept whatever happens.

why can't we all just be muscle
circle dismantled when

>>158160661
How about a Bifta, Panto, Rhapsody or Brioso?

>>158161028
fucking cuck

>>158161028
You always get pushed around because you have no friends other than GTAG and you can't lose them. Grow a spine and defend yourself jfc.

hi i heard people play gta here, hello

>>158133594
>default pistol
>unupgraded machine pistol
>baseball bat

Next level shitter over here.

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>>158161028

>>158162029
Okay.
>>158162186
I get pushed around because people like to start shit. I just don't like dealing with the bullshit. I've tried to be nice, but people don't seem to reciprocate.

I've done Returning Player Content for months, for free.
I made an FAQ for new people, to help them get a handle on the game.
I made a crew so people who care about car colors can have an actual black color.
I helped with missions and heists.

The crew is only as good as you make it. I just am tired of trying. I'm leaving soon anyway.

>>158162641
Welcome to 2015

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>>158162641
>>158162758
also forgot pic ;_;

>>158162641
Gonna miss you Flib

>>158162995
Thanks, anon.

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>yfw you still haven't gotten this achievement

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>>158109915

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>>158163103

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>>158162641
it's their loss tbhmf

after ceo update you dont need gtag to grind heists with so let them mess up the crews and fight each other with their forced meme pointless drama. fuck em

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>>158163103

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Are the old Freemode events ever going to come back?

>>158164421
Rockstar have a policy to never make changes to old content which is actually probably becuase of them breaking and fixing anad breaking the armoured cars and planes in the first place

Are there any more ways to idle without getting kicked by the timer? All the old tricks I knew don't work anymore.

Stack some coins on your W key and park your car opposite a wall?

>>158163764
You don't need to grind heists at all, poorfag.

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I call it goofy stanced karuma

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I'm not much of a car owner, I have three garages and two 10 car apartments with the gt

>>158164421
>>158164221
That 30 platinum medals is pretty hard to get now that they removed a bunch of these throw away medals. Good luck "shooting all the targets before your opponent shoots one" or getting a hole in one.

>>158162641
flib before u go can u do one more returning content for me?

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>>158165763
this

>tfw made $700k just working for various randoms and not being a retard with ammo

>>158166359
700k is nothing in terms of buying new stuff though, unless you're just starting out and don't have anything.

Why won't ifruit work, I just want my plate.
Ree

>>158162641
Oh boy here comes the flood of "I only did nice things for moral teflon so why is no one sucking my dick?" Can you fuck off already? You've been filling this thread with dumb bullshit since 360 days.

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>tfw we are in a private tt session
>tfw retard doesnt use passive mode
>tfw he is there afk for hours

>>158166591
It's busted for me too, keeps crashing
I tried to use it last week too and the vehicles list wasn't up to date at all

>>158166561
it's decent if you're not buying cars and clothing every other day

updates are months apart, plenty of time to accumulate at least a few millions

Guys at what point are you too rich in gta:o? Whats the most expensive thing you can buy?

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>>158167106
>player is obviously afk
>Daily objective: Kill 10 players

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>>158167318
fully upgraded yacht or deluxe luxor. Both around 10 million.

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>>158167601
>he does daily objectives at all

What a retard

>>158167628
So I'm going to stop grinding at about 50 mil. I made about 7 mil today altogether and have 4.8 mil left.

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>>158167628
FUCK YEAH
I made it into another screencap
Just 3 more and i'm officially no longer a literalwho and i can put dashes in my name

>>158167637
What else can I do in this game?

>>158167838
Get really rich and snipe people like an absolute cock

>>158167637
I did them every day for a month, I stopped playing the game for half a year after that.

>>158167159
A reddit thread says it may be related to the mc updates so I'm going to pull vehicles from everything but the club and see if that helps.

>>158167825
Just post screenshots and webms all day, that's all you need. Literally how blater got to leader.

>>158167318
you're never really too rich in gtao, the economy is broken, after $50M it's essentially just a score that you keep up

perhaps it's when you've bought too much with your money and you've reached stagnation that you've become "too rich"

you're no longer limited in what you can use/earn and as a result start to appreciate less of the game

gradually, you start to become more and more like the shitters you see wandering aimlessly in downtown los santos, perpetually fighting other players who have cheated in order to have "fun"

that, or you just lose interest in the game altogether

>>158167953
Sniping afk folks counts as being an absolute cock, right?

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>>158168192
Yes lad, let the cockery commence

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>>158168029
But i don't want to feel like i'm attentionwhoring
I just want others to do the attentionwhoring for me

Anyone interested in FF00FF magenta/fuchia?

>>158168480
something about the way you just offered that up in the thread was sexy

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>>158168559
Then you should see the crew, baby.

>>158168810
yuck

>>158168810
no thanks

>>158168868
I know, I know.
I should have added stripes to the pantsu.

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>>158168810
>>>/b/

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How can a man be so smug?

>>158168010
Ok, pulling everything out then into my apartment garage got it to stop crashing; now it won't let me pick the vehicle I want, that's normal though

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>>158169585
Get back to work.

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>>158169920

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/168323-Red-Dead-Redemption-Remastered-Coming
Neat

>>158171004
I've played it enough I don't want to play it again

>>158171004
I'm so fucking depressed my entire ps4 catalog are just remasters. I think the only new IP I've played was Life Is Strange because it's the only thing that my laptop can handle. I wish I'd made better choices in life.

>>158171236
Don't we all. But it's never too late to start reading books.

>>158171004
>trusting random korean sites

>>158174159
The depth of PC delusion means they'll believe anyone.

what does TT stand for?

>>158177817
titties

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>>158177817

>>158177817
Testicle Touch

Invite to current TT please

>>158177817
testicular torsion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84K59N2XHlk
Vespucci clubhouse is now a chop shop, requires two (2) players

>>158178718
How come all the European gta youtubers play as girls?

>>158178718
How does the game allow you to put cars in the motorcycle garage in the first place?

Anybody on PS4 need help with crates/business/heists?

>>158167953
Snipe is retarded go in first person pew pew moving left and right like your in force recon boot camp. Call a mugger soon as you catch up the mugger should be visiting take both the mugger and player out with an rpg easily set up for fps sniping again oh here comes the crew of fps snipers karuma bullfighting, jet war machine kill accumulating, racist talking a derail snorting 14 year old who's staying up late because he's boss as fuck with a kd of 9 thousand and aim at a 10.0 rocks tar did way too much in a small window of immerse open world gaming. Thank you rockstar you are the north Korea of the video game scene and for a while both treyarch and activision had you beat

>>158177817
Anon do some reading in the thread before you ask questions, c'mon now.

>>158133475
>no LMG
How's your KDR doing?

>>158178718
Does the Benny rim thing work with that?

>>158157642
It really was the greatest weapon in the game back when it had almost infinite damage

811 or Osiris

>>158181779
Osiris if I had to pick

>>158181779
Why not both?

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>>158181779
More Porsches when?

>>158181132
Over a 4.0

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>>158182015
>Rockstar didn't put a 911 (964) in the game.

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>>158183631

>you have unread emails
>open emails
>empty

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>>158184105
>milk won't stop calling
>keep getting emails from LJT
>you have unread emails

are missions the best way to make money then? or are there any glitches. preferably solo

>>158185859
Probably heists if you can get a good group of people.

>>158184208
>Malc's calls being unignorable.
There's literally no reason for this. Nothing he ever calls you to say is important. It's always just "EY YO GO DO THAT THING YOU LITERALLY JUST AGREED TO DO" or "CONGRATS ON DOIN THAT THING YOU JUST DID BRO" and "SUP MAN I NOTICED YOU AINT BOUGHT A SHARK CARD TM FOR THOSE BUSINESSES YET"

The most fun I had with this game in the past while is a couple days ago when I was doing a heist with some random guys and one was a Chinese fellow who typed in all caps and was very angry that the character I was playing on was rank 13.

any reason why my character's face is filled with dots?
or any way to fix it? i think it happened when i transferred my character

>>158188010
revert drivers

>>158188039
what?
its only my character, everyone else has normal face

>Someone disappears for a month
>Comes back and crew kills, gets kicked and whines about it
Why does it keep happening?

>>158188479
are all of u nerds still in this crew?
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag

>>158188089
You have the measles. You're going to have to buy a Shark Health Insurance card to get rid of them.

>>158188541
x_x

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Should I try to make my character look like Elliot?Driving around in some places reminds me of him.

>>158180578
Everyone just keeps calling it TT

>>158180578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yO1jgryqQ0

>>158188720
You either didn't read back far enough or missed the post then because I answered it yesterday in this very thread. Time Trials.

>>158188010
I had the same thing happen a few weeks back and it was driver related, equally spaced dots on any exposed skin onyour character right? Uninstall graphics driver and manually download the previous one off their website. Don't update it and hope nothing else breaks.

lads whats the discord?

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>>158189223
is this what u had going on? i assumed it had something to do with transferring the character from ps3 to pc because on ps this shit never occurred, it only started happening on pc. and everyone else looks fine, its only me that has those "measles".

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Sixty fucking euros for a loading simulator
x~~~~~~~~~____-----_____DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>158189814
60 for a good sp game with tons of shit to do in freemode
The rest is an online mode that r* made to last half a year, but generated more money than expected

>>158188639
Practically impossible. Character editor is incredibly limited due to such a small range of options.

Practically everybody looks related so getting your char to look like ER is a feat.

>>158189898
No one at [current year] buys and plays this game for the SP. Imo game devs shouldn't really even focus on adding "tons of of shit to do in freemode" because it's pretty pointless, aside from completing things which get you that 100% completion mark.
I don't see there being anything fun about hitting the strip club in singleplayer or getting drunk or smoking weed in your own apartment. Or going golfing, like who actually spends time on that?
Imo you should finish the singleplayer, and that should really be it. If you're going for 100%, just do the things required to get 100% completion. I can't find fun in playing tennis with NPCs.
After singleplayer, which should last about 5-15 hours depending on how you're doing things you should hop straight into multiplayer. This is literally where you're going to spend most of your time, this is where you have most of the fun. And that's the part of the game that is majorly fucked up. All these loading screens, all these "failed to connect to sessions" and whatnot.
It's a great game, but I can't justify paying 60 euros for a game when the actual main part of the game, the multiplayer, isn't really functioning that great.
You can tell that it's the main part when the updates and free DLCs are only coming out to multiplayer.

>>158190131
Lol, didn't read.

>>158190421
Point was that MP is the main part of the game, and it doesn't function correctly.
If you're wondering why I'm saying that MP is the main part of the game, read the last post.

is there anyway to change my character?

his face looks retarded.

>>158190652
Don't you get one free redo on character customization? I got that for my two characters.

>>158190131
>5 hours
You're full of shit.

>>158190876
It was just an estimate when you're speedrunning the game. Still, my point stands, you will be putting hundreds of more hours into MP, yet it isn't even slightly polished.
Like, latest addition, motorcycle clubs. There's really no point in this hierarchy shit and whatnot. As soon as you join a new session you're alone again, need to start recruiting again. No teamplay element if you aren't playing with a "premade". Just goes to show that the MC elements aren't polished.
When I'm playing games like CSGO, I'm constantly using mic and communicating with my team. I have about 200 hours in GTA:O and I've only used my mic once or twice to tell someone to fuck off.

>>158191070
My main complaint with the biker update is that the mohawk looks like shit.

>>158191202
So in general you think there's nothing wrong with GTA:O? Matchmaking and all that fun is just great as it is?
I don't really believe it mate

>>158133475

>regular pistol
>sweeper shotgun
>molotov
>no SMG

what's it like having useless items and being unable to shoot from a car

>>158191498
>AP
>unable to shoot

>>158191384
No, the MP definitely needs work, but my main complaint is that the mohawk that came with the biker update looks like shit.