/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

hi everyone

>Not putting black pearlescent on the in game black

>>157959201
Now post outside comparison because that shit looks the same

pls use same angle

>>157959007
>>157959108
There is literally not a single difference you fucking retard

>>157959301
>>157959329
>having a shit monitor

>>157959201
looks like green to me.

>>157959365
It's a LITTLE darker on the side, but the reflections fuck that up anyway

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>first for namefags are shitters
>first for PS4 players being the most toxic shitters
>first for pcuck kid to drink bleach
>first for post deletion

>>157959329
Open your eyes you fucking gook!

>>157959365
>Giving a shit about such a minor difference that you go through all the trouble of creating a crew, applying the color and joining gtag again
You have legit autism

>>157959383

>what are reflections
>what is monitor calibration

Looks fine to me, but that's because I spent good money on a quality monitor and took the time and effort to calibrate it properly, something I don't think you ever considered.

>>157959456
>Being this slow
>not shit posting 24/7
>implying you have life

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Trublack

>>157959201
That truck is so obviously white and yellow

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Black from the Classic menu.

>>157959329

Not only do they look identical, but the dumb asshole posted .pngs when .jpgs would've been more than sufficient.

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>Not wanting a little color on your car

>>157959581
I fuck with my crew colors all the time, why wouldn't I paint all my black cars actual black
Also it isn't hard to change crews, there's an easy built in thing for that

>>157959708
>>157959798
Looks the same my man

>>157959661

>implying I don't shitpost gtag from the comfort of a toilet seat exclusively
>implying I'm not having the wettest shit responding to you right now

I wish you could hear the sound my rumbling asshole is making and the atrocious smell it is producing, I'm sure the guy in the stall next to me is ready to vomit.

>>157959798
>Classic menu.
>>157959289

>>157959798
>>157959708

They're identical, the only difference is your angle on your first shot so you have less sun reflection brightening the color.

The only person you're fooling is yourself.

>>157959201
>no window tints

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>>157959923

>>157959912

>having dead weight in the back

I don't have a casket in mine, which oddly enough I prefer. since I can see out the rear window in first person.

You know I love CHEEEEEESE

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>black deniers being this delusional
>not just setting your crew color to #000000 and seeing what TRUE DARKNESS really is

>Spend millions of dollars creating 5 elaborate heists
>People only wanted to kill each other and do play fetch with content that was already there.

>>157960146
>>157959974
>>157959893
>>157959803
>>157959383
You don't have to join the crew. Some people, like me, are autistic, and care about the color.

>>157960228
how 2 remove corpse

>>157960676
>Damage control

>>157961324
There is a difference, however slight it may be. Like I said, you do you. The crew is just for the color.

>>157960431
>>157960676
Is #000000 an option?

Is that the crew color you're using? Is that the darkest black you can get?

>>157960676
flib, are you mentally deficient? You freakout over fucking anything.

>>157961313
>corpse
just crash the rear end long enough until the casket falls out

>>157961451
I think mine is #000001, because #000000 gives you patriot smoke when you change the tire smoke to crew smoke. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxPnWBf2-3s

>>157961474
That's kind of rude.

>>157961547
[Doubt]

>actually had to report a crew member

wow

>>157962238
who did you report?

>>157962238
dont be a dick bro I don't cheat money either but I understand that wageslaves dont have time for fun business ventures and just want to be faggots with the crew. only report cheaters that grief crew

>>157962238
For what, and who?

>>157962485
couldn't care less about people who cheat dosh desu
it's more than understandable at this point

>>157962361
>>157963157
Jornemac
unbearably loud mic spamming

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who /onlyfreeroam/ here?

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>>157963441
not me

>>157963441
>Zero time spent on Creator

you fucking CONSUMER

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>>157963812
I've never played a custom map before so I'm not even that. I just completely avoid everything that isn't heists or freeroam.

Played a lot of jobs back in the day I guess but 99.9% coop grinding

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wew

>>157963959
oh my fug :DD

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>>157963959
>>157964018
Behold, the power of NEET

>>157964123
Not bad, not bad at all

what would your mother think

Is it possible I'm in a 'cheater pool' ?

I've tried to join crew sessions but I end up with the message 'incompatible session'

I've only been shot up with money bags from hackers without asking for it so who knows.

>>157963429
just mute him dummy

>>157964310
>this bank robber ran past me and dropped a bag of 30 million dollars
>wtf cops why are you arresting me for using this money finders keepers guys come on I thought this was america

>>157964421
I think I got like 2-3 million from hackers, tops, this was months ago back in 2015.

>>157961547
But no need to worry, the mechanic will put a fresh one in for you

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>>157964123
sorry but no

>tfw literally fall asleep playing and wake up just to resume playing

Is there even any reason to own any car besides the Armored Kuruma?

>>157964975
>>157964123
>>157963959
what do you guys eat during this

>>157959798
>>157959708
>potato softener

>>157965079
practical reason? no

but fuck me, why would you want to drive only that.

>>157965079
Insurgent is better for shitting up freeroam. Kuruma is just sticky/RPG bait.

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>what's wrong with her now?

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>>157965327
>tfw actually like the Insurgent but can't drive it because it's a giant WARNING: ASSHOLE sign

>>157965079
Staying in the crew, for one.

>>157965123
I think I had pizza or something

>>157965123
nothing but water, probably part of the reason why i fell asleep

>>157965545
>Offroads on the monroe
what

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>sending the mercs after guys that kill you for no reason
feels good when they get fucked up out of nowhere 5 minutes later

>>157966046
>not calling a mugger too

>>157960168

It was basically this minus the tape worm, don't eat chipotle on a daily basis kids!

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>>157966046
>tfw the mercs keep coming until you die
It does feel good

>>157966046
>mercs killing anyone ever
Keep dreaming

>>157965625
Just don't drive the armed variant and you're good.

>>157961313

Had a menuser spawn it for me and he removed the casket in the process, I don't know if there's a way to get it to spawn without it.

I know if you buy certain cars and break the transaction, you can get different body styles. I have the Merryweather Mesa with a civilian body, so it's lifted on the big tires, but has the stock body instead of the roll cage and stuff. Dunno if it's been patched or if they can even patch it, haven't done it in about 8 months.

>>157966310
Wait are you talking actual chipotle or the shitty restaurants? Because I use the actual stuff in a hell of a lot of my cooking

>>157966376
They often take so long that the shitter gets caught off guard, and if they fail you get your money back, so whatever

>>157966376
It's not about killing them, it's about harassing them and breaking their concentration.

>>157966046
>>157966287
>>157966320
>Call mercs
>Call Mugger
>Put 10k Bounty
>Call MC hit squad
>Mark him so your MC can see him on map and hunt his ass down

>>157963429
nice
i got namedropped
how long until i am GtaG celebrity?

>>157965079
Going fast
Not looking like shit
Having, godforbid, fun while driving

>>157947210
You are delusional. When you ran the PS4 crew it was endless drama, things got so much better after Adonis made the new crew. We even gave you a second chance but you hadn't learned your lesson and continued being an attention-seeking faggot.

>>157967214
>tfw the armored kuruma ruined all the fun for the regular kuruma for me

>>157967405
I don't even think I could recognize the unarmored version. Does it have better performance?

>>157968393
I think it's a tiny bit lighter, but it's neglectable. It looks nicer, though. Cause the armor is fucking shit

>>157968393
no, not really
literally any other sports car released after it is a more viable option

Armored Rumpo Custom or Gang Burrito?
I'm talking both utility / useability, top speed and handling, and just aesthetics all rolled into one statistic

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>>157968715
Rumpo Custom.

>>157968802
Keep in mind that it rolls pretty easily. I don't know if lowering the suspension helps enough, but it made the Merryweather Mesa much easier to drive.

Anyone else wish that they'd release an armored Insurgent variant? I like the explosive protection it provides but hate that I don't have much protection against being shot through the windows.

>>157968715
I keep tipping over the fucking rumpo, so Gang burrito for me
I also like the looks of that more

>>157968940
t. Shitter McShitter
Fuck off

>>157968924
Doesn't help much, but I love the way it tips, makes it so much more fun to drive

>>157968940
Only if it has no gun and you can't shoot out of it.
Hanging on and shooting would be A-OK though.

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Man I should really change the crew emblem from mansex.
I'm debating between not multicolored cube and something else.
Post suggestions for what something else should be.
Also should be added that I'm going off of current emblems in the crew,

>Dubsta 2
>Romero
>Tailgater
>paneless Dune Buggy
>Daemon
>Phoenix
What other rare vehicles am I missing?

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Tfw I can now play gta5 with my meme laptop at work.

>>157969379
The unique car franklin drives

>>157969298
Cowboys.
Cowboys in leather.
With kittens.

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>>157969551
>Mobo 67 celcius

>>157969674
You can buy the Buffalo S on the Super Autos website. I think the Sprunk Buffalo is the S version, too.

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>>157969298
Bullsworth academy crest, maybe tweaked slightly, since all we do is bully people out of our sessions

>>157969718
>>157970121
>current emblems in the crew
I'm not Holo, I got nowhere near enough care to make a new emblem right now. Make requests to him for stuff like that.
Also this discussion isn't gonna happen on RSC due to how broken it is right now.

>>157960509
Because the heists arent elaborate or complicated. Theyre sure as fuck not fun or well made.
>Go here
>Get this thing
>Kill those dudes on the way
>Bring it back to (Ron, Lester, HQ)
>Wash, rinse, repeat

>>157969298
I vote for >>157970121

>>157960509
But people played the heists. How many times do you expect people to repeat them and still be fun?

>>157970121
This

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Is it really that different? You be the judge.

>>157970121
And the crew theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3eXEQbDUf4

>>157970875
I'd use it if I used black more and was less lazy.

>>157971006
And here I thought this was the crew theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

>>157971207
Shit, wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHalAUHOrKc

>>157969298
Worms and Wieners

Pirogi Pectisers

Hotpocket Handlers

Donger Throngers

Blazing Bullies
Bully Bonanza
Banzai Bullies
Bully Bum Brazers

Degenerate Dookies
Degenerate Dozen

idk

Gay Guys
Phalic Phaggots

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>>157969734
U should see when I overclock it, it goes to 80

>>157970875
It's a sleeker black, I just use metallic/pearl combos for everything I own. I think a black/black combination would be close enough.

Post the best son for each radio station, I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lNvab5pGAk

I'm gonna buy everything when the Halloween content goes live next week. EVERYTHING.

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>>157972630
EVERYTHING?

Name is Futuredays, requested invite to PC gtag crew.

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>>157972943
EVERYTHING

Anything new this week?

>>157973781
Shark card sale.

>>157974005
Based R*

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>GTAV.exe has stopped working

>>157974386
thank god

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>most popular game around for macho man gangsta power fantasy
>online is dominated by a clan of effeminate faggots

Is there any greater form of irony? Have we transcended the meme game?

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>>157973075

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Reminder: this is cannon.

https://youtu.be/IrdzbRTk1n4?t=2m19s
GTAO is now reality.

>>157976886
I know you're trying to keep the thread alive, but this really doesn't have much to do with anything.

>He doesn't wear blacked-out tactical gear
What are you, some sort of faggot?

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Yeah fuck it Imma change to the old box from the old crew.
Here's to hoping Rockstar didn't break transparency again.
If they did I'll swap it with some fullbox emblem.
Holo or any other comm can change it to anything else whenever, I'm just tired of seeing the mansex emblem whenever I go to accept invites.

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>>157978148
>not liking mansex

What are you, gay?

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>>157979112
Johnnywastheworst
Trevorfixedthat

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>>157978148
We Chaika now.

PROTIP: Dont wheelie on a boost pad during a stunt rice with the Hakuchou 2.0

You will go so fast your speed will literally over roll and reset to zero.

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>>157979586
No anime.

>>157979685
>higgus
opinion discarded

>>157964421
Not him, but I've literally had millions dropped on me while purchasing clothes at a store. Back when everyone was getting millions that was one of the most cited reasons as to why they won't take actions against people that received money.

>stealth changing the emblem
Rude.

>>157979851
I only deleted adding the emblem someone else deleted changin it.
Unless you're talking about flib with shit anime.

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>>157979676
Care to demonstrate that in a webm or something, partner?

>>157979956

It would be pretty difficult to replicate, I hit four boosts, blew at a direct downward trajectory into a wheelie and suddenly stopped.

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>>157980249
>It would be pretty difficult to replicate
doesn't imply you can't do it anon
get to it

Banime

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All this talk of enblems without widley?

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>>157969379
tailgater can just be bought. if you consider Phoenix rare, then normal Dubsta, Blista, Ruiner, and Futo are rare since they also cannot be bought

>>157982134
Widdles is not the Bell poster. Stop this meme.

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>>157959708
>>157959798
>not using a weebum
>leaving on the Pearlesent

>>157961451
R* actually disabled #00000 about a year ago, so you have to play around with the hex till you get one that works

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>>157968802
Rumpbro

>>157982420
t. stylezietgiest

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>Ballas in Zancudo

>>157969379
>paneless Dune Buggy
if you include that one, there would be hundreds mutated models like topless casco, quad exhaust vader etc

True List:
Limited spawn vehicles; Dub2, Romero(can be obtained solo in a crate mission)

Limited buy vehicles:Independence day/halloween 2+2 =4 vehicles

ultra limited edition: garaged Brickade & Dune transferred from modded last gen console

then you have pegasus cargobob which was glitch exclusive until recent, and garaged military vehicles like lazer in early days now blacklisted

>>157982756
avoid wearing t-shirts/shorts as often as possible so the face makes more sense

>>157983038
>quad exhaust Vader
Damn is that really a thing?

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>>157983101
I try my best

>>157983038
I still have my glitched wheels BF injection from dedgen in both character's garage.

>>157969379
Phoenix was an absolute cunt to find back on deadgen

Had it since 2013, but had to sell it for mansex monies but bought one back after exploiting

>>157983204
vader given in race is different to street ones, some previous glitches or a hack would help getting it, but its not as impressive as it sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSNVf2eWfA

only thing that's really rare (to me) is PV Brickade & Dune which requires save editing on last gen consoles & need cuckstar account transfer so not very convenient to do and will need new game copy or subscription

>>157984113
They recently started spawning it on console without the spoiler. I thought it was a glitch until I saw another and now they're everywhere.

>>157959708
are you playing on the 360 version?

>>157986012
I turned off MSAA to get 160 FPS.

>>157986048
good tradeoff

>>157986461
No matter what, Online gives me drops to 80 FPS or less.
I think it has to do with shitty coding and my shitty internet.

>>157986352
>eggmobile

>>157985730
>RPG out in the open
>not getting behind a tree and using the minigun

bitch deserved it tbqh

>Rockstar will never make a trailer this hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ijIddV8O3E

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>>157976679

>>157986869
Oh, they did. They just haven't made another since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4

>>157986869
imagine the sharkbucks if they actually did this
they'd be stupid not to

>>157987247
if anything it'll be the tuner update in name only, literally nothing (besides NOS perhaps) would come close to what the fan-made trailer shows

Hey /gtag/, I'm about to see Willie Nelson in IRL Paleto Bay tomorrow, not that any of you care, but you guys are the closest thing i have to friends

;_;

>>157987247
>putting massive amounts of effort for content that would continue to be useful after the next DLC drops and add enjoyment to just playing shit in general instead of promoting people buying tons of expensive stuff
Literally the worst idea for moneymaking, would be great if it happened though.

>>157967395
I like how he/she/xe replied to a post referring to PC drama.

>>157987442
I hope you have a great time friendo

>>157987030
Is the pacstan footage actually an option ingame? Or is it just a really early version of the heist?

>>157987442
Have fun ry
:')

>>157987442
that's cool. Would love to go out there some time. I met him once, sort of. His daughter played at a music venue that I bartended at at, and he ordered a drink from me. I think it was a sprite. I didn't really talk to he but he seemed like a chill dude.

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>>157987736
Wasn't me.

How do I acquire the exe for tt? not opposed to putting up my sc

>>157987649
>Is the pacstan footage actually an option ingame?
you could always enter the bank in freemode but there'd never actually be NPCs working there nor money to rob. it only truly became an option with the release of heists and even then there are three guards in that scene, not two

>Or is it just a really early version of the heist?
likely this, but rockstar never actually explained why heists took so long to release so maybe it was developed first and the other heists/heist-related content came later

notice how the only DLC-related item you use in the pacstan finale is the lectro and everything else is just a custom animation/scripted event?

>>157988213
My best guess is that PacStan was originally intended as a final mission that would be really fun and unique, but then they decided they wanted it to pay out more and so the heist concept we know today was born.

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>it's an adad spamming DMR + BST using BP helmet wearing Insurgent backwards driving KDR shitter session
>you school them so hard they complain that you have an aimbot
ayy lmao

public reminder than anti-shittering is still shittering

>>157988019
here https://a.uguu.se/Vr0vw2RbsU1M_Cheatsiedoodle
for steam version

>>157988815
And all soldiers are murderers. I'm sure you would like to speculate on a perfect world where we don't need to defend ourselves, but as for myself, I reserve my right to kill or be killed.

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>>157988708
Why is try harding a thing

>>157989493
You're not even in the same sport as a soldier you dumb dick.

>>157989725
I have no idea

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>>157988815
Go back to passive mode comfy fag

>no beach house in Chumash
>no mirror park hipster home
>no 10 cars past city limits
Why does rockstar hate fun?

>>157989817
we're all soldiers now

>>157988213
Didn't R* say that heists were actually a grueling task from a technological standpoint? I feel like I read that somewhere, but seeing as how they never really directly address the community, I could be 100% wrong.

>>157990563
MONUMENTAL UNDERTAKING

>>157990563
Someone asked them if they would add more heists and Rockstar responded saying people need to understand that heists were a Monumental Undertaking™ and they can't just add more in that easily.

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>>157990563
>heists come out
>gives high-end apartments a purpose
>they're all instanced
>requires a full lobby of 2/4 players or they simply do not play
>new content includes some of the best additions (valkryie, savage, technical, armed insurgent) and the worst additions (hydra, lectro, pv insurgent) to the game

it's funny

>>157989282
now how do i actually do this, and who could i add for a session? thank you by the way

>>157991417
>worst additions
>lectro
But it uses a kinetic energy RECOVERY system

>>157991570
So you'll burn the cops AND save the environment while you're at it, heh heh

>>157991437
Go in to a closed crew/invite only session with at least 1 other person, get in a car that has 100% armor, go in to passive mode, run the exe then press L and it should automatically start doing the time trial for you every 1-2 seconds and you get 2k each time. When they change the time trial to a new location on Monday that exe will no longer work. To find someone to do it with you can ask in the thread.

>>157991570
>still slow
wew

>>157991884
cool, thanks. so, who's in a session?

>>157991895
>He hasn't gone 170mph on the Lectro
>He hasn't pushed 200mph on the Vindicator

What settings should I turn down for best cpu performance?

>>157992818
Grass, AA, scaling distance

>>157992002
well whenever someone's got a session going hit me up with an invite sc dylandylan69420

>>157993028
Im getting on right now ill send you an invite

>>157993016
>turn down aa, cpu usage goes up
Help

>>157993494
Something is wrong. That is not how that works.

>>157993532
It just seems like I get a new problem every day with GTA 5s performance. Like I just launched the game and my card's fan goes crazy in the loading screen because the gpu is at full speed.

>>157993164
>>157993028
Someone add Futuredays for similar purposes

>tfw laptop handy for comfy tt posting

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>>157996319
tfw have to sleep to wage slave in the morning so can't TT

It's okay, I found a new waifu today and gonna have her clean my new apartment.

>>157996319
le grind like le rest of us

>>157996754
grinding is the fun of the game, I want to do it in expensive fake cars

>>157996432
>Housekeeping service posted below matress sale

Is this really how Americans advertise sex services?
Wouldn't it be easier to just have red light districts?

>>157997186
That's in the millionaire neighborhood tb h. I was at my rich as fuck bank branch in a swag ass business park and snapped that on the way out.

tfw you will never live in brookside with Jake the Snake
https://youtu.be/ixfjjCz3u0w

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who do i join for tt?

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>haven't played for almost a year
>still has hackers

>>157997442
i'll invite you bb

>>157997762
sc -ryuzaki-lemon-

>>157997663
The hackers died out and now they're on the rise again. You missed the short golden age where the game was playable.

>>157997902
sent :<)

>>157998341
thanks m8

>>157997994
I don't mind tt hacks. They're pretty benign if you ask me.

Beats working under Kaz or Caylii to get 30k while they get 400k.

Nobody here should endorse Shark Cards even if you have the disposable income. It's R* making fun of you for buying it and they even claim to do so.

I haven't seen anyone using a menu recently but if they do, the moment they use it to be a shitter is the moment you should report them.

I couldn't care less about people cheating for money because the entire system is against us unless we exploit it but being a dick and using god mode or some such bullshit is such a fucking nuisance.

Report as Sholes, not peons.

How rare is the Karin Rebel?

>>157998456
did you get it m8? dont see you in the lobby

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>>157998468
>Kaz and Caylii
Cant keep your names out of the thread for one second, can you?

>cheating with the time trials
You're all scum and should kill you'reselves

>>157998604
or list of players you know what i mean

>>157998486
You can buy both the clean and rusty Rebel for dirt cheap, so they're not hard to get. Most people ignore them as PVs, so they're pretty rare in that regard.

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thanks r*, i just wanted fun

>>157998676
missed it

>>157998468
Not talking TT hacks. I haven't even encountered those. The menu griefers are back now.

>>157998735
shit, now i need an invite

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>>157999180
>GTAG starts going to bed
>Get merged with Chinese shitters
>Whole lobby gets blown up over and over
I forget what this game is like in typical lobbies sometimes.

>>157999180
Aw shit. I thought menus were fixed permanently. I guess that means Kaz and friends are back to hacking and griefing and lying about.

Everyone knows they cheat even if they're a tad more stealthy about it than rando retards.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

tfw no fellow GTAG to play with at 3AM burger time

>>158001895
GTAG and its particular brand of shittery shines when it's a full lobby.

We need to do more races and custom events. Someone skilled should do more of these and we should have event nights.

>>158002004
gtag gamemodes died because some dumb faggots couldn't handle the fact that a discord existed that nobody forced them to use but they bitched about anyways

>>157999678
Nobody in our crew uses cheats to grief people. Kaz doesn't use hacks, I see him die and miss because I play with him a lot. I wouldn't be able to snatch kills from him that we were both going for if he were using some sort of auto aim. He says he hasn't used any hacks since menyoo and even then just for clothes.

>>158001306
IT WORKS FOR EVERYONE ELSE STFU PKEK

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>>158002232
I miss gamemodes, even if it brought the worst of gtags who wanted to grief

>MrBossFTW
>playing GTA V for god knows how many hours
>game been out more than three years now
>still needs to set a waypoint to go from sandy shores to paleto bay
why

Is there any good way to make money in this game solo?

>>158004510
ceo is the only one worth the investment
1.5m gives you the cheapest office and smallest warehouse, filling it up in 30 minutes grants 250k

>GTA V release
>all that glorious stuff
>can't wait to do some hunting in online
>maybe even have my own dog in online
>tow cars in online
why is gta v online merely a tech demo in comparison to SP?
boggles my mind

>>158005163
R* stumbled upon the greatest formula for least amount of work, least amount of features, and least amount of issues to look for and maintain to create a viable micro-transaction grindfest dependent system that shills would defend.

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>>158005664
>tfw rdr2 online will be an exact copy of that

Who's in for playing LTS and capture regularly for those strangely high requirement rims?

>>157982975
We wuz military and shiet

>>158005709
Oh fug

>Big Empty Desert with no animals because of pelt selling exploits
>Big Empty mountains with no animals because of feather selling exploits
>Big Empty City with sparse civs because Online
>ONE Train that goes around the whole map with nothing but empty boxcars
>No Car customization
>Shit weapon customization
>Shit Clothing Customization
>Everyone is either the same hick,beaner, or hickbeaner woman
>Everyone is riding a Bison mount
>No bikes, 4 wheelers, motorcycles of vehicles of any kind maybe
>No flying

Well I imagine that if they do have an array of vehicles and mounts it'll be something like this:
>Mules
>Horses
>Legendary Mules and Horses
>Carriages(like two)
>One Chariot
>Like 3 cars MAYBE
>MAYBE an air ballon or glider or biplane of some kind IF they are EXTREMELY GENEROUS and COOL

Honestly, now that I'm listing negative possibilities it feels like RDR2 can only be a gimped out version of what GTAO has to offer but with a new skin and different sounds.

>>157968940
This, but it should have side ports you could shoot out, of gta 3 style, and get shot through

>>158006102

>Everyone goes for the fastest Appaloosa with some makeshift armor (kuruma)
>Faggots riding a pimped pink unicorn mule

n-no..

>>158007914
I'd like to imagine there was a wet, sloppy sound

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>hold aim
>press tab twice
>aim snaps to someone
Don't think it's fast enough to actually be usable but still

>>158008153
>When headshots don't count as headshots

That's been happening a lot lately and it's definitely not latency, I see it all too often when I'm just killing time solo.

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>>158009880
I dunno, this was before the update a while back

>>158009963
I wish the movement wasn't so shit in first person

>>158010030
I wish the movement wasn't so shit period.

>Poor as fuck
>No friends
>Trying to make a quick buck
>Start up the Torched mission
>Easy $16k
>These two Chinese fucks keep killing me
>No explanation
>Ragequit after ten kills.

Why.

Why the fuck do these slant eyed roundback squinty lemon sucking fenderheads have to fuck with me? What do they get out of it? WHY?!

Anyone else git shit performance?

I'm running a 4790k and 980ti with 16GB RAM, but I keep getting these weird stutters where areas drop down to 40fps.

I'm playing at 1080p

>>157978148
how about a strawpoll next time you narcissistic fuck?

>>158010647
They get a shitty reward for defending it against you

>>158010824

Fucking fishhead cocksuckers.

>>158003707
He doesn't even know the names of the most common vehicles

>>158003707
Chichiwawa

>>158010647
>In in a similar situation.
>Start up a safecracking.
>Go out to the lost camp in the desert.
>For some reason there is a attack chopper and fighter jet just parked out there.
>Set myself as off the radar to try and sneak past them.
>Second I go into the camp they both go active anyways.
>Jet makes constant passes at me while spraying it's guns across the camp each time.
>Helicopter stayed out for a while and then gunned me down the second I turned my back to it.
>Shoot down the heli, spend the rest of my missiles missing the jet.
>Spend 15 minutes trying to shoot down the jet with my guns.
>Eventually the guy just jumps out and parachutes onto a cliff.
>He sits on it with a heavy sniper blocking me from going for the safe.
>Pops me before I can even spot him everytime I stick my head out.
>Get fed up and just put a bounty on him and switch sessions.

>>158010647
the better question is why your dumb ass is doing solo shit in public lobbies when you just want to be left alone. I wish hundreds of gooks to descend upon you and ruin your day, every day, for at least a month.

>>158011042

The fuck am I supposed to do?

>>158010824

I hope the fucking stinky yellow fucks didn't get shit because of my ragequit.

>>158011103
Ignore the shitposter. Probably the same baiter that tries to claim menushitters are perfectly fine.

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>>157959201
Can you go black more than this?

>>158011221
how'd you get them wheels on the turismo?

>>158011221
You look pretty white to me.

>>158011221
It would be hard to go back

>>158011201
Nobody's claiming menushitters are fine. People who use a menu for outfits/money ARE fine and especially for the latter you as a third party are not differently affected by a modder than someone who just buys a bunch of shark cards.
Not that you're affected anyway. There's no excuse to cry about hackers the way you babies do.
t. modder who never gets called out because nobody has any reason to assume I mod cash

>>158011007
What I do is go CEO, start headhunter, then just afk on top of a building in a buzzard knowing that shitters will waste 15 minutes standing around doing nothing. Sometimes I pop back in and take out a target just to feign intent.

>>158011302
A recent glitch allowed you to put Benny's rims on any vehicle.
It's fixed now.

>>158008981
how bout a mouse macro? does R* ban for macros as well?

>>158012924
It's just that it take a little while to get your gun up and pointing. By the time you'd be ready to shoot he would have had time to move

>>157960509

>no stealth mechanic
>open world
>all players want to do is DM in an open world because chaos is more fun than poorly designed, repetitive missions

you're surprised?

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>>158013520
>>no stealth mechanic

Hate this

>Kill NPC with a silenced pistol in the middle of the desert
>Nobody was around
>Get 1 star

>>157965893

>implying rally race variants of vehicles aren't the most fun

if there was a universal 1 foot lift kit for every vehicle, I'd have a entire garage filled with lifted, offroad vehicles, and sports classic are awesome looking with that setup

>>158013670

almost all the heists involve ridiculous cop chases and huge shooting galleries in the final stage

noone fucking wants that

we want to be sneaky

but we're never allowed to be

I like a HEAT style shootout on occasion, but hiests like ocean's eleven are more satisfying to plan and execute.

>>158013784
>noone fucking wants that
>we want to be sneaky

Go play some actual stealth games for that. You play gta to shit about in the chaos.

>>158012990
no i mean you can automate that stuff with a macro. aim+tab+tab+shoot on one key

>>158013784
>noone fucking wants that
Look faggot, suck all the dicks you want but don't go saying everyone else loves deepthroating as much as you do.

>>158013876
>>158014430

>implying adding stealthy options to the game's heists would ruin your ability to virtually shitpost with stickybombs and rocket launchers

you people hold games back, you know.

>>158014497
Go back to payday general faggot. No one cares.

>>158013784
I initally thought Prison Break was supposed to be sneaky until I realized that guy always starts shooting you.

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>join random public session
>see someone TTing
>it's a GTAG

>>158014697
everyone doing this in a public session deserves to get banned

>>158009880
Yep, especially annoying when you use the Base Sniper and they don't even have a helmet

>Styleszeitgeist still shitposting and lying because he got rejected

>>158015661
>Spergs still fabricating drama on a litauan basketweaving forum

>>158015792
Hey, you get no argument from me there
I just don't see why people can be this obsessed about people they apparently don't care about

>>158015925
The fuck are you even talking about?
Just post about the fucking game and stop with this autistic dramaposting for FUCK'S sake

hi i play gta and the hiest hello

>>158017765
hi

>>158017765
hellllo

So at what time are gtag's online?
I played the whole day yesterday and barely met anyone.

>>158018407
i had a good time with a good chunk of gtag people last night

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Online for RDR2 confirmed

>>158018567
that's been confirmed for like 3 days now

>>158018598
I-i was just pretending to be retarded!
Y-you got baited n-nerd

Hey guys any tt sessions? invite dylandylan69420

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Once you go black. You never go back.

>>158019047
sadly they won't go back to their own shithole country

>>158019047
>those fucking tiny ass gokart wheels
as much as I hate the donk with every bone in my body this thing gets me even more

Why is self radio not playing like 10 of the songs I have in there? Tired of hearing the same shit again

>>158019560
Pause
Settings
Audio
Perform Full Scan for Music

>>158019732

I did that many times

>>158019849
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/208767008-How-to-Play-Custom-Music-on-the-Self-Radio-station-in-GTAV-and-GTA-Online-on-PC

>Copy any non-DRM'ed MP3s, WMAs, or M4As you would like on the Self Radio station here. Alternatively, you can create shortcuts here that point to folders containing your music.

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>>158019267
retro whitewalls help mitigate the effect somewhat

nobody wants to do tt?

>>158020363
no

nobody wants to have sex with me?

>>158020384
ok :(

>>158020431
no

>Winning a reverse driving contest.
>Hacker blows me up

Yep sounds like GTA5

>>158020045

Most of my music is ripped and then transcoded using dbpoweramp, I don't see why they aren't being played because of this. It's MP3s mainly that's the issue

>>158020431
yes

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SELF RADIO MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUQYqiq6zfQ

Halloween shit when? Why do game devs wait so fucking long to start this shit? Destiny isn't doing their event until probably Tuesday, and GTA:O hasn't done anything yet.