/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

>>158240252
>using the default background
faggot

Please note that the Returning Player Content and FAQ Pastebins are temporarily unavailable.

>>158240429
Sorry anon-kun, I'm not a hacker.

nessi is having a psychotic break again guys

>>158240490
ive got you good like 5 times in the past hour, dont you think its time to give up?
i realize that you might think that people can recognize you in the future posts by the way that you post (which they will), and you obviously cant lose an argument on the general which you basically "work" at (read as: reporting "news" on gtag superstars) but realize it mate, you've lost.
time to delete that zero from your "internet arguments lost" .txt file and replace it with a one you sperg.
once you realize how stupid you are you can become smarter. if the only thing youre going to keep on doing is projecting then youre going to stay dumb, but you cant even realize that

ive ended ur long lasting career as a gtag superstar reporter. enjoy demotion from gtag. i realize this might be hard to take for a fag like you (on a second thought, maybe not), but try not to choke on those pumpkin spice xanax pills as youre crying yourself to sleep.

>>158240490
from a cool faggot to hang out with to a generic "i'm a marine" dude bro
new nessi when?

>>158240440
make backups while you can faggots

ret player content:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:A4syVhkGAwQJ:pastebin.com/Gi5a9jRU+&cd=1&hl=et&ct=clnk&gl=ee&client=firefox-b

faq:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:a_-_guavl8YJ:pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB+&cd=1&hl=et&ct=clnk&gl=ee&client=firefox-b

>>158240636
Reminder that I will be leaving, so I won't be able to do Returning Player Content.

>>158240631
You mean old nessi when?

>>158240730
shit, right

>>158240726
You'll be back

>>158240726
at least we have flib "low life who wonders why he doesn't have friends outside of the internet even though it's obvious" injiber
never change

>celebrity shitposting replaces normal shitposting
I wasn't expecting anything and I'm still disappointed

>i5 4690k OC'd to 4.3 GHz
>16 GB DDR3 RAM
>R9 Fury

And yet my game still refuses to run at 1080p very high/ultra with consistent 60.

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video games

>>158241287
ive got you good like 5 times in the past hour, dont you think its time to give up?
i realize that you might think that people can recognize you in the future posts by the way that you post (which they will), and you obviously cant lose an argument on the general which you basically "work" at (read as: reporting "news" on gtag superstars) but realize it mate, you've lost.
time to delete that zero from your "internet arguments lost" .txt file and replace it with a one you sperg.
once you realize how stupid you are you can become smarter. if the only thing youre going to keep on doing is projecting then youre going to stay dumb, but you cant even realize that

ive ended ur long lasting career as a gtag superstar reporter. enjoy demotion from gtag. i realize this might be hard to take for a fag like you (on a second thought, maybe not), but try not to choke on those pumpkin spice xanax pills as youre crying yourself to sleep.

>>158241287
put up blogposters "artsy meaningful" cellphone pics on there

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xth for the smug times

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:(

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>tfw still a lieutenant despite a marine threatening to demote me from crew

lmao

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>>158241287

>>158241993
that's a real smug face right there

>muhreens

Fuck, I like reading terminal Lance as much as the next guy but that's no reason to act like a jackass.

Nessi I love your fallback 'I was only pretending to be retarded, get baited faggot' reply

I wish you died when you were deployed

>>158242675
burn these superstars, anon.

>muhreens

>H E L O S

>tail boom

>sperg kicking

>you lost the argument kiddo

>gtag army

>I'm a gril btw ;)

am I circlejerk center yet?

>>158242818
You forgot to KOS anybody who applies anything other than performance upgrades to a car.

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>>158241287
This just in, "New Dank Memes": 18 hours per day and /gtag/ superstars
Read more on: thecuck.gawker.com

Nessi is a manlet.

>>158242963
calvionios did nothing wrong

I regained the breathe of the last man
I'm so relaxed soon we are the blessed one
I will recollect the body manifest
And puff a cigarette, six sicker
Body flip 'em wrists, who could give a shit
If mama showed how the fuck it's done
Lost friend feelin' shitty, called pissy sissy
Broad feelin' like death or when I'm ready

Bullets like I'm fetty
Ax to the brain
Drugs for the pain
How you feel the same ma?
But they'll never ask for the pain
Ask for a slit
Knot then we hang
Pretty pushy broad
Make her pussy trod
Razorblade upon the skin
With every sin
We could reminisce
We were fuckin' pissed
Now I'm in this shit
Pissed as a bitch

...

Bullets like I'm fetty
Ax to the brain
Drugs for the pain
How you feel the same ma?
But they'll never ask for the pain
Ask for a slit
Knot then we hang
Pretty pushy broad
Make her pussy trod
Razorblade upon the skin
With every sin
We could reminisce
We were fuckin' pissed
Now I'm in this shit
Pissed as a bitch

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>>158242963
>ezek
>nullphaggot

how strong is your beta-orbit?

>>158242963
>sam "null's bitch" son
>ezek "lonely faggot wanting attention from an internet girl" __
>minty "im a lawyer btw" esqQC
>nullprophet
lol fuck no

>>158240726
like where are you really going or where do you even have to go
its not like this was your full time job before, just something you did for shits and giggles
dont take it in a bad way, but people like you need to pipe the fuck down. same with people from the gtag crew.
everyone who gets a slightly reasonable rank which allows them to kick people makes them think theyre better than people below them.
lads remember, just a video game.

>>158242818
you forgot to use other people as your mouthpiece

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>>158243160

>>158243754
Don't forget that he asked people for donations after playing the prolougue for them.

>>158244056
lol.
just lol.
i guess what i said is not relevant at all in this case.
lol.

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>>158243754
>everyone above rep is cancer

>>158244056
to be fair, he is literally penniless
wasting his money on mod menus and shark cards instead of food or skills

>>158244228
and a 4chan Pass™

>>158244201
>-kazzi
>-nessi

OMG Watson was right

>>158244358
That's just fucking sad

two grown men sharing a name format to feel belonging in freaking gta

>>158244201
>aralich
>joacim
>horris
>thecrafty
nah man

>>158244358
i thought nessi likes to fuck that autist nirah

>>158244647
Crafty, ara, and horris are alright when they arnt in jets

joac is a retard but atleast they don't sperg out like other retards here

>>158244056
I am a NEET right now. I have been paying for food, rent, and utilities while jobless. I only asked for "donations" a few times at the start, and once when I really wanted a pizza but had not gone to the bank.
I never forced people to pay for RPC.

>>158244801
it doesn't take much to be a huge step up from someone like nessi

>>158241183

>i5
>ATi

I can spot 2 problems right off the bat.

>>158245219
>ati
wake up gramps

>>158241183
it's your shitty cpu I can clock pentium to 4.5Ghz and it still wouldn't do jackshit

If all you need is a PS3 and a copy of GTA I can also do returning player content for people if need be. I'd rather not, but if you ask nicely and I'm not busy I wouldn't mind helping out.

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>>158241390
This.

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>you need a i7 for gaming
bad news guys, i really hate to break it to you.

>>158244987
>and once when I really wanted a pizza but had not gone to the bank

N Y S

>>158244201
>Crafty
>Horris
they alright

>>158245740
>posting dedsyndicate

Just like /gtag/, ruined by dickgirls.

>>158245887
buy amd NOW.

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>>158245740
>FX

>>158245924
nobody sensible owns a FX you fag, now buy AMD

how do we save gtag?

>>158246204
ignore nessi

>>158246204
ban nirah

>>158246360
hi freddy

>>158246204
dismantle inner circle

>>158246204
remove elitism

>>158246204
demote flipnigga

>>158246204
Fix these fucking load times!

>>158246438
fucking who

>>158246204
Just play the fucking game.

>>158246204
delete the game

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>le memetastic bug catchers

>>158246204
once based PS4theAlphas overtake /gtag/ and make it all about rdr2 since pcucks will NEVER EVER get it

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>>158247160
>Limo windows

>>158240252
>tfw want to start a new character
>tfw don't want to delete my oldest one
>tfw it'll take days to liquidate my other guy's assets
What do

>>158246537
he's already been demoted to Lt.

>>158247998
good, now demote nesquick

>>158248081
i would if i could

>>158248250
Basically /gtag/ and the trannies that litter the crew

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Is there a solution to this "everyone leaves the server, ha ha fuck you" shit yet? It's been a year and nobody seems to have a real answer.

looking for a tt buddy dylandylan69420

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I want to play again. Should I stop lifting and grow a neckbeard?

>>158247227
relax, false-flagger

we're too amicable to generate the drama which generates the bulk of posts in this thread

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>>158249058
i´ll send invite in a bit bud
crew session is full and killing randoms alone isn´t fun

>>158248165
let's just have a strawpoll vote and give it to blate

>>158249527
>blate doing anything
lets not kid ourselves

Lurcher or Franken Stange?

>>158249527
bladdercuck will do nothing but laugh at you

just like I'm laughing at you right now

>>158249289
pffft hahah loook how scared u are ur ded PCuck circlejerk is going to die for sure and disappear forever when rdr2 comes out
kys

>>158249610
>>158249785
there's not much to do, and he can't argue with a definitive majority

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>>158249851

>>158249851
>fall
>red screen damage feedback
>no damage

xplain pls

>>158250306
forgot to turn off god mode lol

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>>158249851
I'm just gonna save this, since nullphaggot will delete it once they realise it shows they use god mode and cheat

>>158250371
>>158250365
>>158250306
I have no idea, but I don't use menu lmao.

>>158249851
>needs a menu to play gta
I understand money making with a mod, but come on

>>158250446
Just fucking admit it, you always pull this schtick when you're called out on anything

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>>158250689
Yeah but that would be admitting something that 's not true

raw 400X speed 15 fps due to 2.7 mb limit

>>158249851

What pants and shoes are those?

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>>158250843
black heart stockings and licorice knee high

>>158244201
>Cool tier:
Horris
Crafty

>Meh tier:
Aralich
Holocuck
Ryu

>Don't play tier:
Aurora
Digital

>Attentionwhore tier:
Joacim
Kazzi
Nessi

>>158240252
Is the bati still the best bike?

>>158251254
I have only had good experiences with digitalwas in the lobby that agreed to demote null but the list is pretty accurate

how do I cheat for money? not really worried about getting banned.

>>158251496
ask Freddo

>>158251254
acurate

>>158251383
No, current is hakuchu drag, but an even faster one is around the corner

>>158251663
>bought the drag even though I knew a better bike was coming.
>don't even do races with it
Feels good to have Arab money

>>158251663
How is the Haku drag around corners?

>>158252059
I already said wait for the better bike in a few weeks

>>158252372
>implying I don't have enough money for both

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>join a race
>catch-up is on

>>158252678
where that gif from?

>>158252624
Then why do you care if you can just buy it to try?

>>158250836
>2.7 mb limit
it's 3

>>158252807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djdzZ76YIQM

>>158252965
well I use 2.7 because theirs always a +amount size for the webm using FFMPEG

>>158252848
Because the original question was "what was the best bike" and I very much remember a time where straight line acceleration meant go akuma and top speed/turning ability meant go bati?
Was curious if it was still like that.

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>mrw finishing Prison Break Finale

Who are the "OGs" of GTAG?

>>158254661
>Who are the "OGs" of GTAG?
You mean:
>Who are the "OGs" of GTAG? I hope you pick me.

>>158254661
theyre pretty much all gone because the game's been out for over 3 years and it's always been shit

>>158254187
Prison break finale is the best heist when you have a competent team: it's the one heist where no player can carry another player (well, kinda--ground team can have one carrying player) and it actually feels like it makes sense to have 4 people along.

But when you have a bad team, it is the absolute worst. The length of it just totally breaks your spirit when you're with some chucklefucks.

>>158254906
Nah I'm too new to get picked and I know it.

>>158254919
I've been here since we were waiting for online to drop.

>>158255150
Same but I never joined the crew until recently

>Notice my /gtag/ crush getting killed
>Go swoop in like a Hero to save them
>End up failing and looking like a clown
Its not fair

>>158255369
>see crush getting killed
>grab valkyrie
>pick up crush
>crush destroys idiot
>get a "ur qt"
I like her, i really do.

>>158255697
hit it with knife

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>>158255369
>mfw cucking crewcucks

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>>158255997
>mfw cucking cucks who cuck crewcucks

>>158255026

> Players who AFK in the plane and then die when they don't parachute
> Players who kill them selves on the Buzzard's rotors
> Players who land on the cliff and then jump to their deaths
> Players who have bad Internet connections and cannot lose wanted levels due to sync issues

Just kill me now.

>>158255741
Your crush sends that to me every day and I don't even have to play

Literally everone in /gtag/ has at least one Y chromosome

>>158256946

Of course we do. Do you really think we'd believe someone pretending to be a girl pretending to be a dude pretending to be a girl?

>>158256134
tranny scum

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sorry horris, game crashed and think i´ll call it a day

>Nessi gives a platform for trash like Nirah and Crime to fester
Can't wait until he is gone for good

>>158257252
just noticed the
>left
well shit

>>158257252
>>158257336
ryu please. that's fine that you're done thanks for helpin but you didn't have to post that image

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THE PICNIC

>>158257252
>>158257529

Reportan time!

>>158258663
Pretty easy with God mode, no damage in all

>>158258914
>less than half armor
>god mode

>>158258914
>cheating in a multiplayer game

>Horris a cheat
>Nullphaggot a cheat
>Kaz a cheat
>Flibinigger a cheat
>Nessi a cheat
>bl8 a cheat

too many cheats

>>158259114
literally okay when /gtag/ does it

>>158259114

>Holo is a cheat
>Greenie is a cheat
>Crafty is a cheat
>Ryu is a cheat

nigga dey all cheats

>>158259114
>xth a cheat
PROOF ME UP SENPAI

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>>158259114
>no proofs

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What fruit is this?

>>158259350
It's a dingleberry.

>>158259330
But we do have proofs, I cant post ≥8 images in one post

>>158258987
>armor exactly half

The bar isn't reletive, weaker armor sets fill it up less

>>158259330
Who do you wants proofs for, I probably got it

>>158259590
Why would he use a lesser armor set?

>>158259590
>has all the money
>money depleted down
I like this meme where I use hax.

How could I find a nice session to TT hard?

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>>158240252
>read last thread
>read this thread

what the fuck is going ?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11494001

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Sorry Flib, looks like my shit memed me mid-mission.

>>158260785
wow would you look at that, what a surprise
GET TO WORK BLATE

>>158260841
It's okay. Sorry, friend.

They should make a weapon for online that is like a handheld version of the hydra cannon. It would be hella fun.

Would you consider using a Kuruma for Pacific to be Cheating?

>>158255026
I hate Prison Break now mostly because inevitably somebody will fuck up halfway across the map and make you start all over from the beginning.

It's good in concept but playing it with pubs is just a nightmare.

>>158262490
only if its not by calling yoru mechanic

Was in a game with a hacker and they killed me, and when I died I dropped ALL the money I had in the bank, over 5 mil. I'm just heartbroken and devastated right now, is there any way I can get this back? Thinking of contacting Rockstar but worried they'll just ban me.

who has the cutest boy character and why is it TTT

>>158263742
t. TTT. Everyone knows Blater's is the cutest.

Who are some shitters?

>>158263993(you)
(you)

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>>158263742
>>158263937
blat please

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Post must-have vehicles.

>>158264874
Sultan

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What should be added, removed or changed?

>>158265231
Maybe remove "The objective said" and replace it with "I was just playing the game".
Maybe combine Ruining VIP with Crate busting?

Can somebody please help me downloading a mod for money dorps?

>>158265231
>PCuck
just put "cheater" everywhere

>>158260649
Negan did nothing wrong

Except finishing what he started with Rick

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>>158264874
>those rims

>>158265613
Don't hate me coz I'm beautiful

>>158265554
>Can't make a Negan character in GTAO because the default male characters are too slim and short to be Negan
Shame.

>>158265613
What's wrong with them?
I like them.

Do you guys think we'll get any more female hairstyles with the bandana? The one we got with bikers is nice but I don't like the braided parts all that much and would love to see some with straight hair or short hair.

Anyone know how the "favorite bike" mechanic actually works? I did manage to get it to change mine after using the bike I wanted exclusively for a few days, but I'm not sure how it actually is determined. R* wouldn't really just make it based on total time spent on the bike, would they? That would be annoying as fuck if they release a new bike after I spent tons of hours on the old one.

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>>158265794
>trying to find clothes that add frame to your character without looking like a fuccboi

Kouya did nothing wrong

>>158266492
He deserves a second chance along with Crime tbqh

>>158266578
thanks

>>158265231
Add invisible body parts

>>158266151
>R* wouldn't really just make it based on total time spent on the bike, would they? That would be annoying as fuck if they release a new bike after I spent tons of hours on the old one.

they would

>>158266578
Crime was given a second chance then left gtag on his own

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posting best duo

>>158268739
Crime got banned by digitalwanderer the second Crime rejoined

>>158269667
>Digital demoted Null and kicked Crime
Digital is saving this crew

>>158269806
Digital is the fulcrum of the thread's autism vs drastic measures.

eyyyy gimme a pepperone

based digital actually uses his power to better the crew instead of kicking people after a sperg-out

>>158271229
>it's okay for lit whos to shit on crew
fuck you

>>158271229
t. digital

Fuck off

Digital as crew leader when?

>>158271332
that's like asking for broof again.

>>158271332
Over my dead body

t. Blater

>>158271332
>wanting another inactive leader

>>158271332
>Digital crew leader

It's almost as if you like eating shit.

>>158271332
that's like wanting higgus back.

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DIGITAL IS NEW GOD

>>158272027
Go back to TT, fa/tg/uy.

we need another purge

>>158272216
I give it a month or two before we have enough people to necessitate it.

Digital let me suck your DICK

-Vanila_Rice

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Digital will make gtag great again

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DIGITAL IS SALVATION

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Digital is good guy

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WTF is going on with these threads?

>>158272849
The game is on a content drought so it's back to pcucks attentionwhore and dramawhoring kek

How do I get hackerbux. I want a yacht.

>>158272919
also samefaggan
rdr2 will kill PCucks FOREVER nd EVER

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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VL Commy when?

Just did a whole night of contact missions with randoms and not once did I see anyone who was a royal fuck up, only had 1 afk guy at the start of a mission and he was back within 2 minutes. Overall I'd say best time I've had online for a while now. We had some laughs and made decent money for goofing around a bunch.
Why does everyone hate on missions with randoms?

>>158273376
They hate heists, which are usually more complex and multi-staged. Randoms fucking them up is a lot more publicized because of how irritating and common it is.

Guys pls. How do I find modders with $

>/gtag/ has no early morning presence online
I just want to play with /gtag/ and not the Chinese

>>158273376
I remember reading a ton of hate about contact missions too though. I just never understood why.

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>TT hack for this week
>has been improved tenfold in terms of speed
>mfw
prepare your dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZQ3i-0FpkQ

>>158274519
just too bad this week is the week r* starts automatically banning people who complete it too much too fast

>>158274605
>mfw when I don't give a shit and neither does C*
nys mad sonygger

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>>158274519
we won

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tfw you want to start a 2nd character, but rockstar patched all the easy ways to max your stats out, and you're Money Earned/Money Spent is bugged because hax shekels

tfw you only want to do this cuz OCD and don't like having a yacht, office full o clutter, or clubhouse + businesses and would much rather join other organizations or MC's while dicking around in freemode

>>158274519
kek'd
consolefags dun goofed

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>>158274519

All of a sudden every lobby I join is empty and can't find anything populated no matter how many times I server hop. Any chance I got dumped into the cheater pool? Can't think of anything I could have done to get there except that I did see a tron bike sitting around and I rode it around a bit before blowing it up.

Never got any notification or anything, but how would I tell if this were the case?

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Is the Daemon Custom worth it?

>>158276313
Had that issue a number of times. I actually get that if I don't make my firewall control GTA's ports since it seems their code is so shit it won't use the right ports on it's own for me.

Just try restarting the program and try again or something.

>>158276489
Not really, most of the custom option are just jacked from the other new bikes. More or less it's a Wolfsbane with ape hangers but worse performance.

>>158276489
No chopper is worth it

>>158276662
Is it worth if I already like the base Daemon? Or is it the same in performance

>>158277086
Ask someone who has one to let you try it out. Being in an mc I'm biased towards it being a great bike to customize because I like the base version. Customization is pretty basic, but then again half my bikes look stock like off the selling floor. It's engine sounds the different but it's pretty much the same.

>tfw when work nights and get home to empty servers with no GTAG

suffering

Being awake from 3-7am burgertime blows

>>158277086
If you already like the base daemon, it's more or less the same bike but with the options from the Wolfsbane. It's about the same, maybe marginally better.

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>mfw completing the emp delivery with no restarts

>>158277971
>doing emp delivery
>last enemy is near the end, on top of the roof
>retard just rams in with the insurgent
>no one realizes where the enemy is
>this is the fifth time we fail

>>158276313
>restart gta > restart router > ip /release and flush dns
pretty much the order I'm doing it to great success

>>158264874
B U M P

>>158279530
>flush dns
how u do that

>>158262391
for similar reference see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Qhgse6ulc

So I got to 47 lvl solo and just started Prison Break setup. Got over 150k just from plane school. Is there somewhere a spreadsheet with random event payments for first/second/third place?
Also, what are some other expensive spawns like that one sandking xl?
How I can filter fucking chinks and turks lobbies?
Where do you buy molotovs? I think they're the only weapon that actually works fast with niggers on armored vehicles.

>>158281061
Also, doing heists with random is incredibly frustrating. Just yesterday joined to prison finale as pilot. Literally was evading lazers for 10 minutes straight, because demolition retard couldn't damage them at all for all this time.

>>158259350
Don't talk about nessi that way

>>158281421
what

>>158281150
You're can fly directly behind the jets until they're done in the prison.

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>>158274519
all the consolefags are gonna be like
>h-heh enjoy your ban!
>R-rockstar w-w-won't let you get money that easily

>>158281150
When I'm demo, I usually kill guards for the guys getting out of the prison, as >>158281957 said, you can fly behind the jet and half afk till the ground team is leaving the prison

Heads up, the Benny rim (or any customization) on any vehicle thing is back on PC, you'll need another player to do it. Post SC if you're interested.

>>158281421
>whiteknighting

>>158283543
Are you daft

>>158283449
SC: drewthegreat
I'll help out and do it. I gotta brush up on that guide. Also, I might try to get the marachi tornado again.

>>158284102
Sent. Let's do yours first, I'm still thinking of a few things.

I unironically like the Adder.
It sounds and drives amazing.

I just bought one.

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>>158284195
better glitch benny's swag rims on it while you can

>>158284385
What are you, some Korean rapper or some shit? Never go gold everything.

>>158280001
>go to start - run
>enter cmd
>enter ipconfig /release
>enter ipconfig /renew

For TT they changed the location already, and also did he fix the time trial spam in the lower left?

>>158286345
TT Notifications will always be there, unless you turn them off, the new one is coming today, the file has to be approved, Tom, the guy who made it tested it for a few hours, no random teleports and because of the new speed of teleporting he made around 20 million in one hour

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>>158286518
>implying cockstar isn't going to immediately notice this an end it

What a fucking retard, this will get us all banned and our money reset isn't it.

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>>158286743
We have to wait and see

>>158286743
Well, if anything this means we can truly ONLY tt in private sessions. Because once people see 200 messaged spammed at once theyre going to flip the fuck out.

Uh guys BAD NEWS cockstar knows, the next TT is in a spot impossible to teleport to win, they also made it impossible to finish. It's a trap

IT IS OUT

>>158287879
What's out, your cock?

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>>158287879
fuck off

>>158287879
what?

New Coordinates for TT
Start
916.6257
51.9277
80.9056

End
-102.2914
854.3434
235.8797

>>158288246
What's the point when the new exe is coming out like within hours?

>>158288329
Also the winning money i only 1k now

>>158288329
Because the new .exe is wrong, uses the old coordinates, and when fixed will likely get you banned

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Now it takes approx 2 hours to get 1 mil

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>>158243224
>>158243232
>check threda
>still being called beta orbiter by genuine betas
haha what a meme

>>158289181
it's already out?

>>158289410
No I made my own using the open source and mikes h4x.

>>158286518
>he made around 20 million in one hour
Oh shit, I have to resist the urge to download and use asap. Smells like honey.

If you use mikes h4x with the new coordinates, and goto vehicle in the menu then CLICK the gravity button it will hold your vehicle in place (its best to have the vehicle lay on its side) and go much faster.

>>158289438
>>158289753
isnt that like, 15 bucks a month?

>>158289907
No? Its free

>>158289907
I'm pretty sure it's menyoo that costs money.

I can't wait to see all the tears when you guys all get banned.

>>158290305
15 a month is force
Menyoo was 10 for a lifetime license

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>The slow Monday before a Tuesday update

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>>158290917
>Arguing over real world prices of mods in a mmog wher ethere is only one currency.

I finally managed to become a ceo, and I wanna start getting into the wonderful pain that is crates. Should I save up for a Medium Warehouse or just go with a small so I can start making money faster?

>>158291461
someone post the dates for all the vehicles pls

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>>158291720
Halloween shit tomorrow too.

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Is it just me or does the SA map feel much more alive than V map
even thought there isn't so much detail in some parts of the map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIo5wFLQdg

>>158289464
I'm too nervous to use it yet.

I'm such a pussy.

>>158291994
Been using it for 3 weeks now, still good

>>158291916
The SA map has many more turns because it has to take advantage of every little bit of the map since there's very little space. On the other hand, the V map is set up quite realistically and because of this feels boring as fuck.

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So, real-talk should I just fucking make a new crew again for everyone to join and just run it like before? Because I want this shitposting meme drama to end.

I did it before for you ungrateful cunts and their was peace in our time for like a year or two at least.

I'll just make one on social club in two seconds and fix all this shit for you whiney cry babies like it's nothing.

No demotions, no rules just a service to make it easier to find each other on GTAO and there wont be any bullshit because I dont know or care about any of you more than anyone else and could give a shit.

It's just easy for me to do it's a simple fix and everyone can shut the fuck up and use the crew as intended without drama

>http://www.strawpoll.me/11496028

>>158292287
shut the fuck up

>>158292395
hi

>>158292287
crew 2.0 yes

>>158292287
a new crew would be good

Tripfags are garbage...

>>158292478
even if you guys hate it and want to meme about how im the leader or something I promise to be benign and not give a shit just like last time.

you dont deserve it but I will save all gtag once again for a year or two at least depending on your meme status

>>158292287
No one would follow you in particular.

>>158292287
>that desperation for e-pen
literally KYS asap

>>158292287
>should I just fucking make a new crew again
no, fuck off
>I want this shitposting meme drama to end
the fucking irony
also stop using a name and / or trip
>I did it before
and it was shit
and then you left
>you ungrateful cunts
wew, irony, yet again
>and their was peace in our time for like a year or two at least
>their
no there wasn't
>I'll just make one on social club in two seconds and fix all this shit for you whiney cry babies like it's nothing.
that high-and-mighty attitude is hilarious
>No demotions, no rules just a service to make it easier to find each other on GTAO and there wont be any bullshit because I dont know or care about any of you more than anyone else and could give a shit.
so, it'll be exactly the opposite of the last one you had?
>It's just easy for me to
all you want is attention, and you know that's the truth

Also (You)

>>158292604
Well then everyone is welcome to what they have now. idgas
Only the ones who want to play together and sick of the drama BS can join then

do as you pleas eits not like i ever monitored or maintained the crew which is why it worked so well

all these faggots have too much meme invested and want to show off their clean army boots and pay for mods.FUCK THAT

do it or dont i dont care I'll make one anyway if theres enough interest and you can do whateve ryou want with it after that

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>>158292780
>actually replying like this , in full

just answer yes or no you daft cunt noone cares about your opinions here, thats the whole point

>>158292910
I suppose you think your opinion matters because you have a trip

>>158292287
allow me to prove you wrong

remember the crew you ran?

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community/14645139

>>158292910
>irony: the post

>>158292780
ffs cunt shut up.

>>158292910
>>158293010
HMMMMMMMMMMM

Really makes you think.

kys moa wings

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>>158292975
I'm currently doing nothing.
after i create the crew i will be doing nothing

I'm literally gauging interest if i should even bother to log in and do a 2 minute social club interaction

what you have now is nothing and you can keep nothing or someone can fucking man up and actually do something pitifully easy to make you all stfu

its worth it for me to at least ask

>inb4 goes from session to session inviting every player he can to try pad the numbers of his new crew like he did last time.

>>158293129
>gtag asks me to create crew
>invite
>they join

i dont see the problem

>>158292984
litterally dont, no.
thats my point

>>158293192
You are the problem

>>158291916
man I am surprised that SA looks that good even after all these years

>>158293192
>gtag asks me to make new crew
no we didnt
>invite
Yeah you left the crew open and invited complete randoms to inflate numbers, the majority had no idea what gtag was
>I dont see the problem
Too blinded by cock

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>try to post tt
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

>>158293264
stop fucking lying

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>>158293315
>>158292780
this guy

calm down lol
I'm literally going to do it anyway ;^)

>>158293365
REE nigga
put (dots) and spaces in between some characters

so once this file has been checked who's down for some fresh teeteez?

>>158293442
how does it feel to be so hated?

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>>158293315
>gtag asks me to make new crew
>no we didnt

>Asked for psn name
>gtag
>Asked for crew
>gtag
>Asked for qt
>gtag

look upon your works, faggot

>>158293442
>this guy
I only made one of those posts

You can make a new crew if you want, we both know it'll just be randos with the gtag name

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>>158293365
>>158293458
>>158293540
i got tired of trying to do different combos of spaces and periods for it to work, if you want the file early next time add him on skype, shitty i know but its the easy way without waiting a day and a half
t. MOA_WINGS

>>158293641
if your only complaint is that it was available to everyone then if the majority want it locked it'll be locked and then you have no argument do you?

>>158293641
Hmm. Strange considering both of those posts reek of major autism.

>>158293641
>it'll just be randos with the gtag name
waah muh internet celebrity meme!

WHO CARES?
cant crews hold like 10k now?