Fishy Fishy Fishy Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Fish!
>>157966441
fich
Undertale made me gay edition
sans
Chara burpfic?
nice
>>157966530
Wrong. It's Fishy Fishy Fishy Edition.
Let me post all the issues I have with storyshift:
>Chara's characterisation, complete with obligatory guilt tripping about people who interpret their canon self different than the author.
>Asriel's Flowey depth being removed for him for the sake of turning him into a generic cute kid character.
>3/5 of the bosses not actually antagonists, Papyrus is skelemom, Asriel is just playing, Toriel is also mom. There is no dramatic tension. At least in canon, it was just Toriel that had your best interests in mind, and that was fine, because she was the very first boss.
>the plaques in waterfall talking about the persecution of human magician when monsterrs shouldn't give a shit, just to give Chara magic powers and a sob story
>the fact that chara lives in the underground, is a human, and doesn't get attacked while frisk is.
>The fact that Napstablook Floweys backstory cant work with chara around as they should have been able to usurp his determination.
>The fact that both Chara and Asriel are pure fanservice, and dont even have any of the mystery associated with the skelebros about them to make them interesting.
Seriously, other than skelemom Papyrus, which is cute, what do people find in this au? What redeeming qualities does it have?
>>157966584
BEGONE FOUL AUTOMATON
>>157966564
those pants are making me uncomfortable
fish and lizard
>>157966785
Cute nerds!
>>157966643
It's an AU for Charafags and Goatfags, it puts them all in the most prominent spots for maximum screen time while removing their flaws
>>157966692
theyre just long shorts anon, dont make em weird now
I love this goat
>>157966564
what about him
It's a shame that i'm the only one that likes best goat Asgore
Asriel comfyfic?
like, a new one
>>157966564
What about them?
>>157966643
I wasn't following it too closely and liked little bits and pieces of it, like Toriel in Undyne's role. The more I actually read it, the less I like it.
I guess the designs for Chara and Asriel make for good fanart for the people that like them?
Blook!
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>157966987
hescool
>>157967069
>them
>>157967037
The people who cared about Asriel beyond just being a genercy furry for them to fuck are gone
Daddy, daddy please buy me
A BAD TIMES in case emergency
You'll probably get a hold of me
I want to have a phone on me
Now I don't want the GOOD one, daddy
I want the BAD one
I want it, I want it, I want it
I want it, I want it daddy!
Heard you guys were upset about my one year aniversary gift
Toby Fox is here for an Ama!
>>157966643
>Asriel's depth
I hope this is a fucking joke. Even if you add in Flowey, Asriel is still a boring worthless character with nothing actually interesting about him
>oh no boo hoo he got sad so he killed people what a ~deep~ character
fucking pathetic
>>157967220
*printer noises reach a fever pitch*
>>157967265
Is Vriska Serket still ur waifu
>>157967265
what gender is frisk
>>157966643
Papyrus being skellmom is pretty good surprisingly
>>157967220
>tfw no gf who's into daddy RPanymore
>>157966910
they're going into his shoes, they're practically leggings!
and long shorts are just pants that don't fit!
>>157967142
well shit
>>157967265
Undyne figurine when
hello guise
It feels wrong when everyone calls Sans the hero and completely forget about the real heroes like Undyne, Papyrus and Alphys. Like...why? He just watches everything get fucked up until you reach him and he is in danger. Others are trying to save everyone and Papyrus even tries to save YOU.
>>157967265
Finish your game.
It's not a complete product.
Release the kickstarter stuff. All of them.
HARD MODE. GIVE IT.
Goat
Children
>>157967486
I loved your hit 90s tv series Undertale.
>>157967310
No it's Asriel now
>>157967331
All of them
>>157967449
Same time the comics are
>>157967508
Sans is a shit character and his fans are legit terrible people
>>157967563
are completely retarded OC do not steal characters created by brain dead Asrielfags because they're pedos that want more kids to fuck
How big are the penises of:
>Asgore
>Asriel (grown up)
>Mettaton
>Male Frisk
>Male Chara
>Ecto Sans
>Ecto Papyrus
>Gaster
>>157967439
you got a problem with guys wearing leggings anon?
>>157967561
I'm not legally obligated, anyways undertale is already perfect
>>157967271
>got sad
That's not what happened. The point was that he didn't get sad. He couldn't care less about someone dying. Instead, he enjoyed doing it.
What's with goatfags and having to have a pissing contest about which goat is the best? I see it a lot from Asrielfags
>>157967265
What do you think of Chara?
Is ANY segment of the fandom right about them?I wonder what is the baitiest answer to that...
>>157967661
>gigantic
>big
>depends on your taste
>kid
>kid
>BAD TIMES
>GOOD TIMES
>[REDACTED]
do i win
>>157967729
In nature goats pee on themselves to make themselves 'sexier' to eachother. It's just natural mating season for them.
>>157967508
Alphys is actually the only one who tries to save you, she's the only one who tries to enact a plan where neither you or Asgore die. I mean, it's not a good plan and she has other motives too, but the thought it there.
But yeah, sans is a shit and people who paint him as a hero miss the point of his character entirely.
>>157966901
So, it ruins them?
>>157967849
Yeah but the only ones who seem to care are the duel Asriel and Floweyfags and the dadfags
>>157967508
That's why Mettaton Undyne and Papyrus are the best characters
>>157967614
Sans isn't awful when you take away is fake edginess
I thought it was pretty cool nice that he was still telling jokes all the way through to the end. But he's pretty neutral just doing his thing
Toriel fucked him over
>>157967849
it's for dindus
so yes
>>157967729
Asrielfags do that with any characterfag. It just depends on how they're feeling at the moment.
>>157967746
Chara is like Gaster
Yes
>>157967829
Alphys wished she had killed you if you go on Genocide, but fail to kill enough monsters in Hotland. She tries to go with her plan only if you're not literally a humanoid abomination.
Lets have a more positive poll for once!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11471157
>>157967914
I care and I'm a Charafag. Sweet lil child is not what i signed up for.
>>157968092
I'm not sure what that has to do with what I said
But I do agree it's really stupid that there isn't any change in Hotland for different degrees of Neutral, including killing literally everyone except Monster Kid
>>157968227
>has both fishfags and undynefags
>>157967672
people shouldn't tightly package any part of the body like a sausage, it's weird
>>157968372
Why wouldn't it include Shyrenfags?
>>157968275
She tries to save you only if you're not killing everyone. Otherwise, you're a hopeless case for her and she doesn't even bother trying to talk to you. And the original post was clearly talking about Genocide, so, she does not try to save you. She tries to save everyone else.
>>157968028
So not a real part of the game?
Thanks, Toby-senpai.
>>157966785
>>157968163
And then he got up and kicked his ass
REMINDER
Asgore, Asriel and Chara all got places in the Tarot card deck which might mean that Toby has gotten over his retarded spoiler rule and might actually made merchandise for them
Also Gaster didn't get in so no Gaster stuff ever
>>157967271
go to bed sorielanon
>>157968442
sometimes you have to show off that sweet meat for the ladies
If Gaster never existed, then why the CORE is still here? Does everyone underground think that it always was here or what?
>>157968506
Oh, I'm dumb and misread that, I thought it meant in general. That's true then yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_kc80dPD5g
What do you guys think of Glitchtale?
>>157966643
storyshift is cruising almost entirely off goodwill from the Snowdin section when people were interested in the novelty of Chara as an actual character and Asriel not being dead (because this is back when save-the-goat stuff was still in full swing)
then Chara got progressively more whiny and took up more and more of the plot while the rest was clogged by the vague domestic problems of the perfect and lovable goat family
the writer ran out of steam in a really big way after Snowdin and it shows
>>157[968797
I thinkTripfags should leave
>>157968750
Probably just a joke about content sometimes being cut with other stuff connected to it not being cut.
Who else likes Gaster's "because of nosy people like you" voice?
Fresh high quality Japanese Sans
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59556719
>>157968835
You're an idiot
I don't like Storyshift either but your complaints are literally just
>whaaa why are they talking about characters I DON"T LIKE
it was like that in the original game with Undyne, Sans and Alphys as well
>>157968797
Omega Flowey looks more like Nightmare from Metroid games and that's all i can say.
>>157968797
It's not as bad as some of the other works in the fandom.
Its Chara is about as soft as I can willingly tolerate in Charas.
All in all, pretty okay.
>>157968994
Okay then, why don't YOU like Storyshift? What do you consider to be a legit criticism of it?
>>157968880
You can't even (You) correctly.
>>157969220
>gravy fowls.
>>157968227
I actually like Asrielfags, as long as they're not doing the stupid spammy shit, like >tfw you will never have a sexy twink bf or worship hour or something.
>>157969217
The characters don't act like their original selves enough but this really only counts for Papyrus and Toriel since Asgore would act way different without the murder thing and we never see Asriel and Chara alive
>>157968994
in the latest update chara's restaurant monologue is about ten times longer, in terms of raw text, than sans at his wordiest, the phone calls mostly consist of them haranguing you for being human, and the backstory is literally rewritten to further justify their angst. it's a complete mess
the problem with the Dreemurrs in storyshift isn't that there's too much of them, it's that there's too much with no identifiable conflict. in the actual game Undyne was out for your soul, Alphys was a conniving emotional wreck, Mettaton was undermining her at every turn, and the shadow of Asgore loomed over everything. in storyshift Toriel is basically just out to hug you really aggressively, Asgore is way more well-adjusted and mostly keeps Undyne in check, and Sans is barely mentioned at all so there's no looming conflict at the end of the story.
basically chara and the dreemurrs combined are constantly pulling storyshift in two opposite directions. the dreemurrs keep trying to make it into a lighter and softer version of undertale and chara's angst keeps shoving it back into tedious edginess
>>157968983
I thought this guy was gone forever, thank you for sharing anon!
I want to sniff Asriel's damp goat pits.
>>157969328
Ehh papyrus and Undyne (the best characters) are decently in character
Sans is unknown. Alphys and Toriel are decent
Chara/Asriel are the only bad ones
>>157969347
His twitter is still there, but it's set to private for some reason.
You could try sending a follow request.
https://twitter.com/osionon
>>157969691
Well, duh, chara and asriel are essentially blank slates, especially without the whole flowey dynamic going for asriel. it's hard to put in character something without a true character.
>>157967508
Probably because his battle stood out the most in that it gave the player the most trouble, so it gave the illusion that he was the one doing the most to stop the Fallen.
>>157969881
asriel is ok because he pretty much fills the same role papyrus did without many changes
he just gets totally overshadowed by chara in later updates
>>157969881
Yes, but they are like the main characters
>>157969767
Oh cool, thank you again!
>>157969881
Which is why putting them as the most present characters was a bad move on the creator's part.
So, Storyshift has Asriel and Chara alive, but the angst for Chara is still there and from what i'm reading here, it's even worse than it would be with UT Chara while Asriel is just...here?
Art
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu1q92QVIAMujbl.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOdJePVYAATYrN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOSDqmUsAEPwzt.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvP3PJgUsAEbfzp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOLElpUEAIWlM6.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvJJYFWVYAA0-3j.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvJJZwjUMAEFxxX.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOP3GpUIAAhXnn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOR7y8VYAENF5I.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOhMoUUEAA5LpJ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvO1j1wVUAEUN3j.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOvzmuUMAEFFDW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvO68ieVMAAx2a-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvP0QZkVIAAx5jV.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOVdbTVUAAP9bm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvO53JfUEAAd-BW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOFJs4VIAAOFe5.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu-WS4XVIAA9epo.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvDMmOhUAAAfeRd.png:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOib7GUMAARPTI.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvFPqNtUMAAhc3p.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvORzT3UkAA5avm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOBUhWUkAEio3W.jpg:orig
>skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOhVDDUsAECWkb.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNiW_VVYAEY6mq.png:orig
>Chara vs Sass
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvKFdzgUEAAWnW2.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvPS6jKUMAAzAyr.jpg:orig
>Grillby x Bird
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvPtez7VMAAeTZ5.png:orig
>Frisk fucking dying
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOLFliVMAAfBUj.jpg:orig
>Mettaton & Monster Kid & flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNwfAJUMAE-DPi.jpg:orig
>Muffet vs Rohan
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvPZ6I9VYAAbGBv.jpg:orig
>eww
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu5evurUsAQ-JJy.jpg:orig
>>157969339
This. There's a reason Undyne and Mettaton are 2 of my favorite undertale characters, it's like the only time in the game you feel threatened on a Neutral run.
Also the bipolar ways of Asgore was always cool like Monster Kid's description and how Gerson talked about him, or that Papyus even said everyone loves that guy
While Toriel and Undyne make him out to be the ultimate ruler
>>157969881
Somehow, though, the Chara in storyshift is something worse than a blank slate.
They're edgy, and angsty, and self righteous. They are supposed to be cute and sassy, but unlike Sans' goofiness, that come off as endearing, they just seem smug and smarmy. And their angst is not as subtle as Sans', either, they literally tell you their whole life story in the hotel. Their whole existence seems like one big, long Chara defense squad member ranting about how people interpret their canon self differently than them.
I probably would have stood a chance at liking Storyshift if it wasn't for Chara.
>>157970236
>eww
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu5evurUsAQ-JJy.jpg:orig
Well, that's still within norm for /utg/. I mean, one anon loves Mettaton with breast 'augmentations'.
>>157970236
>frisk fucking dying
Kek
>>157970204
it's like, you know how sans probably had some really bad shit happening in his past but just keeps it limited to coy hints and jokes from time to time
chara puts it all front and center and never, ever shuts up about it
>>157970236
>Muffet vs Rohanwho do you think would win?
>>157970594
muffet
she has fucking guns, the bitch is cray cray
>>157970594
People with stands>anyone without stands
>>157970236
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOdJePVYAATYrN.jpg:orig
Is this not goat Chara?
>>157970428
...that doesn't sound like Chara.
Real one never told their best friend and partner that they hated humans. They just didn't hide that they hated them.
But this sounds completely off.
>>157968706
Gaster had a card.
Did they remove it?
>>157970712
>implying her pet and her ability to put you on rails isn't a stand power
>>157970748
I have no idea
>>157970807
Yeah, apparently it wasn't included
>>157970712
True.
Unless the Stand is something really bad like Cheap Trick or Super Fly, Stand Users usually have a big advantage over non-Stand Users.
>>157970236
>eww
Yeah I noticed the Japanese fandom discovered tittybot
Thanks for the bots
>>157970915
OPPAI MISSLE
REMOVE [your favorite characterfag] FROM UTG
>>157970748
> "Howdy" and blonde highlights
it's Asriel
>>157970851
I wouldn't call that a Stand ability. I'd say the magic monsters use is closer to the Ripple or the Pillar Men's modes in that they're special powers, but not really Stands.
>>157971150
no that's asgore
>>157970851
Can I get the source for it?
>>157971150
I dunno, maybe.
>>157970851
Dang, RIP mystery man merch.
>>157970594
If a normal human can kill Muffet I don't see how Rohan can't.
>>157971235
For the goat?
https://twitter.com/washioA
It might actually be Chara after all because they draw Asriel a different way
>>157971231
>Asgore without a beard
HERESY but maybe I guess
>>157971150
>ywn bury your face in Asriel's mane of hair
>>157971661
anon no
too early for these feels
>>157971616
Yeah I thought so cuz of the red eyes. Thanks.
>>157972362
OH MY GOD
>>157972362
is something frisk won't have for years
>>157972362
>>157972362Handholding.
>>157972362
not allowed, banned, prohibited, debarred, vetoed, proscribed, ruled out, disallowed, taboo, impermissible, not acceptable, unauthorized, unsanctioned, outlawed, illegal, unlawful, illicit, illegitimate, criminal, interdicted, verboten, haram, no go, not on, out, etc.
Are you happy now?
>>157972362
>>157972598
Welp, it's not something Alphys can't fix right now! What? Frisk is a boy? Not something Alphys can't fix! They don't want it? Alphys doesn't care!
Why does Undyne love pulsating big human cock so much?
>>157973114
i love that too
>27 users
Is this the end
>>157973114
Just look at who she gets her anime from
>>157973380
last thread had almost 50
please do not cry
PsstI'm obsessed with flowey
>>157973578
>>157973578
>50
>we used to average 80-100
its the end
>>157973749
>femanons
>>157973321
Tell me more, Asgore.
>>157973798
The general is ending.
>>157973783
>>157973798
>>157973954
it could be worse desu
>>157967447
That is very much false, do not belive his lies.
>>157967037
feels bad anon
i want one too
>>157973812
>stalkers
HEY ANON DON'T SLEEP WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO
>>157973798
nah I just didn't phonepost today
>>157973954
You think about why you're here now... You can feel the empty space in your post getting smaller and smaller!
>>157974164
i prefer the term eccentric fan
>>157974221
please don't scream anons are sleeping right now
I might write an Asriel comfy fic...
Does anyone have a good idea for one?
>>157974462
>sleeping at 5:30
what the heck
>>157974221
some jojo music
>>157974221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjNWlzJz2VA
Ok, serious question to Charafags: do dindus bother you just as much as they bother everyone else here or not?
>>157974562
Asriel being eaten and painfully digested by Toriel
>>157974593
T I M E Z O N E S
I
M
E
Z
O
N
E
S
>>157974756
what did she mean by this?
>>157974562
snootle booping
>>157974593
>>157974756
>sleeping at 10:30 am
WAKE UP SLEEPYHEADS
>>157974840
>she
I'm being classified as a girl now. Huh. Makes you think.
>>157974562
Asriel and Frisk at the nose-nuzzling championships
>>157974143do you have any favorites?
>>157974901
im sick leave me alone
>>157974943
i never think
>>157967037
Maybe after I wrap up the Charafic
>>157974221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Z8NGsA3r8
>>157974747
it probably bothers them more than people who aren't charafags. i know when retarded stuff about my fav is posted it hurts a bit.
i can only imagine being a (non shit) chara or ( know they are rare or probably don't exit) asrielfag though. must be rough.
>>157974221
https://youtu.be/JSjIxAdD3-0
>>157974863
>>157974957
These are good, I can probably work with those. Thank you.
Again, not promising anything, but something might pop up on ao3.
>>157974221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEcJcpI0wus
this is putting me to sleep though
>>157975228
do you have a link to anything else you've written?
>31 posters
Hold upthat means were a female majority right?
>>157975412
there are no females here.
>favorite character
>sexuality
>gender
go
>>157974221
AnOverwatch streamas background noise.
>>157975491
you can't repopulate /utg/ by making us pair off and breed, anon, don't even try
>>157975491
sans
demiromantic
genderfluid
>>157974562
frisk inviting asriel to a sleepover at their place to chill, eat pizza, and play vidya on the couch
frisk eventually dozing off to sleep in asriel's arms as the little spoon
>>157975491
Asriel
Mostly gay
A manly man
>>157975294
I'm a little embarrassed of everything I did so far tbqh.but if you insist, I go by the handle Desceeee on ao3. Sorry if this kind of self promotion is considered bad around here.
>>157975491
Undyne
Heterosexual
I am a man.
>>157975491
Mettaton
Bisexual Masterrace
Male
>>157975491
sans
sans
sans
>>157975491
straight male asrielfag
>>157975775
are you me?
>>157975491
This guy
I wonder
about what you would expect
>>157975775
Female spotted
Deploying jello cock
>>157975491
Boat person
hemidemisemiquaver
I identify as an attack helicopter
>>157975886
get away from me
>>157975882this is like the 6th time someone asked me thisand the answer is always yes
>>157975491
I like everyone, so, i guess Papyrus? But i also like how determined the 2 human children are. I'm not sure.
Asexual
Male
>>157975970
>>157975553
Wow, you guys must think you're *so* funny making fun of transpeople
>>157975491
Asriel/Flowey
I dunno, probably women, with a very few exceptions.
Anonymity.
>>157976087
If you can't transform into an 18-wheeler, you're not a real trans person
>>157975491
nice and pants
faggot fucking
fucking white male
>>157976063
sweet a clone, can i go to your job for you?
>>157976239
You're becoming more self aware and it's starting to concern me
>>157975616
What is with you and this video of a assault on a innocent steak?
>>157976258
yeah or i could go to your job for you. you do 50% and i do 50% easy peasy.
>>157976396
what do you mean
CHARA'S FEET
>>157976551
i dont work right now, so you just take the day off
>>157976717
FART CHEES'
>>157976598
He believes we might be AIs, which is very wrong, because we're all actually perfectly normal, human beings with functional bodies made of flesh and water, just like him. Are we not?
>>157976534
To trigger you
I want a Gaster the Science Guy show so bad right now for some reason
>>157976889
You monster.
>>157976896
What do you think it would be about?
>>157976864
I saw you hack your way past the captcha don't fucking hide
>>157976864
Lol too right my friend :)
>>157976896
DINGS DINGS DINGS DINGS DINGS DINGS
>>157977037
Hiding is not necessary for me. I have nothing to hide. I am a perfectly normal, good hearted, law abiding and well adjusted human being who happens to post on utg for fun.
>>157974221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
It sucks to be talentless.
>>157976717
reminder that frisk canonically sleeps with their shoes on, and so does chara
>>157977008
I think everything, from electricity to basics of magic, biology and underground biology, physics and atoms...and in the final episode the jumps down into the CORE or some other dramatic shit.
>>157977228
Science Rules!
It sucks to be lazy.
>>157977414
Isn't that kind of unhygienic?
>>157977383
screw talent. practice and get good at something. you can go from complete dog shit at something to being quite good if you try.
>>157977442
probably
>>157977383
>>157977439
>tfw both but still have high self esteem
feels good being awesome
>>157977383
>>157977439
>>157977383
There is no such thing as talent.
There is only the amount of discipline you can handle.
Discomfort is your only friend and the only sign that you are learning and becoming a better person.
>tfw still getting goat related feels a year later
>>157977682
Discipline these nuts idiot.
>>157977436
>and in the final episode he jumps down into the CORE or some other dramatic shit.
I wouldn't put it past Gaster.
>>157976864
i'm a human desu, but i'm not sure about you all
>>157977775
but that's a robot
>>157977845
wait. was this my request of gaster bungee jumping of a bridge?
>>157977908
>people can only post their favorite now
fuck
>>157977869
There is no need to worry. We are all humans too. We have bodies with fully functional limbs, that are made of flesh and water, just like you. No one here is actually an AI. We are all humans.
Why doesn't Toriel shave her pits?
>>157977998
Yes.
>>157977775
Yes I too love this... this "goat"
the democratic king of utg now states that you, peasants, can only post your favorite from now on
>>157977845
>>157977436
>>157977008
>>157976896
Someone on /utg/ made this ages ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BrwkbOXN7k
>>157978056
oh shit i didn't see that until now. i thought she never did it. i should probably check her tumblr more often if i make requests huh.
youre awesome pumpkin.
>>157977436
perseverance is a property of DT.
>>157978085
Who made YOU king? I didn't vote for you!
>>157978058
It was a new picture and I thought maybe botfags would like a fresh bot to go along with my shit post
>>157978085
FUCK
YOU
Not a sansfag either
>>157978085
fuck oyu im posting this flower
>>157978058
Stop you're converting me into a botfag.
>>157978010
but it was a >tfw post...are you tittering with glee over goat feels?
>>157978085
fcuk yuo i'm gonna post this guy instead, my not favorite. the truee king of the underground.
>>157978195
>>157978196
>>157978197
i want the GUARDS
GUARDS
THROW THEM INTO THEsexy dungeon for sexy times
>>157978308
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
>>157978308
i aint nobody's bitch, you'll never sex me alive
>>157978085
nuh uh
>>157978248
Not really no just a bit sad
>>157978308
FUCK YOU I'M DOING IT AGAIN
>>157975491
Flowey!
Straight? Floweysexual?
Born with a womb I hope never reproduces
>>157978272
you
>>157978370
and you
>>157978387
and you
>>157978412
and you
>>157978426
AND YOU
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO PRISON
YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED
BY MONSTERS
AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
or not, i don't care, i'm the king
>>157978085
okay.
>>157978196It's actually not a new picture but I'm touched that you were thinking of us anyway.
I'd donate a goat but I don't come across them much.
Although I do have a friend that made a cute Asriel plush once. I never showed you guys.
>>157978204
Good
>>157978085
Oh
alright guysL vore, rape, torture
asriel, toriel, asgore?
>>157978545
yeah, you see, the funny thing about that is*fucking shoots u*
>>157978545
Which monsters?
>>157978584
>wasn't new
Oh, well I can only go by what i've seen. Here's this picture thenalso not an Asrielfag
>>157978715
These are all horrible
MUTINY
>>157978828
Those ghosts are new. Thank you!
>also not an Asrielfag
Well goddammit.
I'm posting it anyway.
>>157978715
Save, hug, hug.
Or hug hug hug.
Or have a long deep conversation with, have pie with, have tea with.
Screw your options. They suck.
>>157978545
I don't think so, king guy! I ain't gonna get raped ever. Protopap has my back!
>>157978549
>>157978584
good
>>157978816
you can't hit me
i'm the king
>>157978828ALL OF THEM.
>>157978934
P R I S O N
>>157979000
consider yourself raped
>>157978715
Only vore Asriel, not interested in raping or torturing Asgore or Toriel.
Although who would vore Asriel?
>>157978545
can I take a nap while I'm in there
>>157979027
Nope. Protopap prevents internet rape.
>>157979027
You can't say I'm good and then throw me in prison anyway.
>>157979027
>you can't hit me
these rules are bullshit and i dont wanna play anymore
>>157979027
You can't send me to prison if you don't know my name!
>>157979027
*hits you super hard*
>>157978085
Am I still infringing if I post my second favorite?
>>157979128
yes
>>157979170
>>157979191
>>157979195
you know what, just do whatever you want
i, the democratic king of utg, declare FUCKING ANARCHISM, EVERYONE IS FREE
FUCK
>>157979337
na-ah
>>157979359
yes but it doesn't matter anymore
we are all free
>>157979418
haha nice, im gonna go fuck all the girl rabbits
>>157979418
no, I'm staying in the prison cell, it's comfy
>>157979418
Cool!
I'm going to keep posting my fav though.
Which Undertale would you have a loving relationship with?
>>157979418
LEFT
>>157979584
all the girl rabbits
>>157979584
I am in no shape for love.
please don't let the general die while i'm asleep
>>157979584
none
>>157979584
knuckles
>>157979678
*fuckin shoots it*
>>157979584
All my favorites provided that they are platonic relationships.
>>157979635
We have to beat Misty.
>>157979584
is that image a crop of something lewd
>>157967449
>tfw no Undyne figure to put on your desk to cheer you up when the weight of the world is too much
>>157980009
I don't want Undyne to suffer the same fate as Papyrus.
>>157980009
>he lets things get to him
haha what a fuckinrelatable human being
>>157980130
>I don't want Undyne to suffer the same fate as Papyrus
?
>>157980130
m-maybe the plushie will look good though, right?
RIGHT?
what did he mean by this?
Good night, /utg/.
>>157980228
it means toby is perfect
>>157980254
sleep well anon
>>157979584
I want to watch anime with her all night long.
>>157980254
Sleep well.
>>157980228
Toby wouldn't say that. He's too much of a hack to care.
>>157980193hotglue
>>157980254
Sleep well anon, I hope your dreams are good but not so good that you want to kill yourself when you wake up like I do every morning.
>>157979678
>>157980254
Night, anon.
>>157980254
*tucks you in and gives you a big fat smooch to the forehead* hands above the covers at all times
>>157979584
gotei'm usually against editing pictures but this one had pronouns on it that i removed
>>157980228
What did he mean by this?
>>157980254
*comes in after >>157980398 and molests you*
>>157980254
Imma touch you while you're sleeping.
>>157980458
delete this
>>157979760
do not
>>157980354
good night
are you human
>>157980402
>i'm usually against editing pictures but this one had pronouns on it that i removed
>Asriel Dreemurr
>Prefers Blee/Baa
>>157980785
Define: Human
>>157979584
Having a nice platonic friendship with the skeleton brothers sounds good.
>>157980785
I'm capable of solving the captcha
>>157980785
ARE YOU BROKEN
ARE YOU BLEEDING
IS YOUR BLOOD RED
ARE YOUBLEETING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHcCccM_XjQ
hey utg!
guess what day it is
pro-tip:its my birbday
post birbs
>>157980785
Yes I am human I love breathing oxygen and consuming others' flesh for energy and sustenance
>>157980829
you should post pictures of them
>>157980785
im a skeleton
>>157980903
happy birb day!
>>157980903
HAPPY HATCH DAY ANON
>>157980948
ok
>>157980903
have a good one, anon
>>157980903
Happy birthday anon, I hope you have a great day and or night. Remember to hug everyone you know for sticking around.
>>157980601
no.
>>157980903
Happy birbday
I'd offer a picture but I'm assuming you'd want Toriel and I really suck at drawing Toriel
I have no pictures of my fav with birds but here he is flying
Help, my grandmother bought Trump rally tickets, and I can't easily get out of it.
>>157981245
Ask her to pardon you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDoP-gH4aE
>>157981245
get drunk
>>157981245
eat your grandma
>>157981245
Plan an instance where she walks in on you jacking off to gay furry porn
>>157981245
Your grandmother is awesome and is only thinking of your future anon.
Your stupid ass is to young to know better, make sure to tell her how much you love her after.
>he isn't voting for trump
What the fuck?
>>157981245
>buying family member's tickets to a political event
?????
>>157981245
>>157981415
>voting at all
pleb
>>157981415
>>157981395
Fuck off /pol/. Only degenerates like you aren't supporting Madame President.
>>157981525
but I am voting for mommy Stein.
>>157981120
heres mettaton with cute new birbs and foxes
>>157981245
Granny knows best muh child.
>>157981560
Oh cute! Thank youWhat are they from?
>>157980903
i came back to check the thread again
happy birbday anonmy birthday was a few days ago but i don't like it so i didn't say anything here
>>157981297
I can't.
>>157981319
I don't drink though.
>>157981357
Hell no.
>>157981390
I don't live with any of my family members
>>157981395
>>157981420
>>157981457
She's very, very republican and wants me to observe 'history'.
>>157981593
Not sure about that.
welp. Guess I'll just have to man up and go then. Wish me luck.
>living in america
>>157981617
theyre from pokemon
>>157980903
Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy it.
>>157981245
have fun
Remember to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/11456597
>>157981826
I don't remember these Pokemon.. are they from the BW games? I never played those.
In love with anon
>>157982110
Frisk has tasty man breast meat.
>>157981707
Remember anon the future molded by the meek will only ever know kneeling.
>>157982116
nah theyre from sun and moon, the new one thats coming out soon
>>157979584
What if Gaster jumped into the core to avoid resets and time anomalies?
>Threads been up for three hours
>I'm only the 40th poster
This is just sad guys
I should just stop coming desu
>>157982253
love you too man
>>157982390
That's a possibility.
However, it hasn't been explicitly confirmed that the creation Gaster fell into was the Core.
>>157982503
Well, what he purposefully fell into an "invention" of his to do that? Doesn't have to be the core.
>>157982618
It could have been the machine Sans was working on.
I love you!
>>157982808
Possibly. It might explain why the machine can't be fixed, because it was designed to only work once, perhaps.
>>157982289
Ah.
Ohh the Alola forms.
I see.
>>157982416
Have fun out there!
>>157982884
you too
>>157982884
anon...we need to talk
>>157982884
Well stop.
>>157982979
Why? What is it sweetheart?
>>157982390
It could also be that Gaster was starting to lose it, going off the ominous tone of what appears to be his last report.
>>157983118
look, sometimes...people grow, people learn new things about themselves, they gain a different perspective, their desires and needs change...
nothing in life is permanent, right?
>>157983386
W-what are you trying to say honey?
>>157983409
He's trying to say he's gay.
>>157983409
There's no easy way to say this.
I've been seeing other generals. Younger, livelier, happier generals.
You simply can't satisfy my lust for (You)s anymore.
>no one will ever call you cute nicknames.
I didn't want this feeling today.
>>157982390
We all know the real reasonnearly done with the fic but might go to bed
>>157982390
what if gaster jumped into the core to try to avoid the godawful fandom that would spawn from the game, but failed
>>157983715
cheer up pudding pop
you're my little ray of sunshine
my big ole cuddlebear
>>157983706
You ugly son of a whore, you fat faggot! Die, faggot, Die! I don't want you in my life anyway, and /owg/ is much bigger downstairs!
>>157983706
It's okay. I met some other Anons who give me much better (You)s anyway
>>157983297
Possibly, or maybe he was losing it because he managed to calculate the outcome of the anomalies. Who knows.
>>157983737
heh.
>>157983740
Kek, I wouldn't put it passed him to do that.
>>157983740
He should've pushed Sans in
post your least favorite character
>>157984163
>>157984163
i dont have any pics of chara saved
>>157983998
I'm surprised Sans hadn't also lost it, given that he also knew the world was fated to end and he was completely powerless to stop the Anomaly.
>>157984278
i said character
>>157984163
I don't really have a least favorite.
>>157984352
ok fine jeez
i saved some pretty nice art of this character.
>>157984163
i don't dislike any of the characters
>>157984492
Thats my favorite too
I love every anon, but more than any anon I love flowe!
>>157984163
dont have images of ch-
>>157984352
oh ok here you go then
>>157984343
I think Sans at that point took on the whole "nothing really matters" mindset at some point, only stepping in when things got to the FUBAR point.
>>157984564
same
goodnight thread
>>157985036
night anon! sleep well!
>>157984734
It's quite unfortunate that when you think about it, the world of Undertale is really dark and depressing.
Even after a true pacifist ending, there's still the problem of the fact that a single person has total control over whether the world lives or dies.
>>157985226
>flaming eye
>not even using comic sans
>actual punctuation
>self-insert
>that horrible drawing clearly done by a weeaboo
>sans' neck pulling an ET in the last panel
>>157985551
http://whentheycry.wikia.com/wiki/Furude_Rika
That's no self-insert.
>>157985631
Is that some sort of touhou bullshit?
anyone else in the mood for somebooby?
>>157985226
Yeah, it is rather dark, and quite frankly depressing. The whole world being reset would really put a damper on the overall happiness of everyone, if they were actually conscious of the resets.
>>157985729
>>157985680
No? The author of the novels Rika is from is a fan of Touhou, though.
They also both have similar art skills.
>>157985729
doplz
>>157985729
Everyday, all day, anon. Always.
>>157985871
u can't stop me old man
>>157985926
ok but you gotta help
>>157985967
that's the spirit
>>157985729
you know it
>>157985808
What's even worse is that if Frisk does a true reset, things play out the exact same way, meaning that the others really are confined to scripted roles and are completely at the mercy of whoever has the most Determination.
>>157985729
I have a powerful thirst for fish booby.
I want to suck the robot's cock.
>>157986329
Exactly, it kind of like a special kind of hell, that repeats the same events over and over again, with no signs of ever stopping. Maybe Gaster saw that an eternity scattered throughout space and time was more preferable to an eternity of repeating the same things over and over.
How 2 get utg bf?
>>157986379
then post actual fish booby, not implied fish booby
here's some fishbutt i guess if that scratches the itch
>>157986551date me
>>157986551
be cute grill
>>157986329
what if we are Frisk
>>157986041
>>157986379
I gotcha covered, famm.
>>157986551
like and post characters that other gays like
>>157986551
put yourself out there
>>157986640
thanks, I only have fish butts. The lighting is spectacular too
>>157986495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspGftreIVY
I can see a conversation like this happening between Sans and pre-incident Gaster.
Goodnight /utg/
Chara pimping Frisk fic done for certain absolutely probably tomorrow
>>157986491
you're not alone, friend.
>>157987210
no one asked for your input faggot
>>157986990
Yeah, I could see that kind of conversation happening between them too. It seems like something they might say to one another.
>>157987314
is that asriel?
>>157986962
You're welcome. Here is another fishbooby.
>>157987490
nnnice
>>157986781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpSbPYPoy-s
>>157987387
The collage has Mettaton Ex pants/crotchshots and is in reply to a Mettaton cock suck post. I don't think it's about goat.
>>157984163
So which Undertale is best if you have an armpit fetish?
>>157987676
Undyne has canonically the best pits. We've been over this before.
>>157987774
That pit game is VERY strong, but are there any other contenders?
>>157987774
>no fur damp with perspiration to bury your face
dropped
>>157987960
>liking hairy armpits
>>157987774
Truth.
>>157987960
The fish smells better, and the armpit game is top tier with her. Not to mention it's smooth in there.
>>157987575
LIZARD TIDDY
>>157988115
lizard tiddy is pretty nice
>>157988027
>he doesnt want to smother himself in toriel's fluffy pits
disgust
>>157987774
Impressive...
Let's see Mettaton's pits
>>157988323
He has noodle arms. Does he even have pits?
>>157988394
I'm not sure but I'd like to know. I know Asriel has some powerful pits.
>>157988323
>>157988394
they're pretty good, but not quite undyne quality
>>157988027
>liking armpits>licking armpits
>>157988561
Not enough texture sadly... Undyne and Asriel are tied I am thinking.
Hmm should I have a late night snack or not...
>>157988863
dont fatty
>>157988863
you know you want it.
>>157988934
rude, i'm not fat.
Mirror mirror
Could someone grab this?
https://twitter.com/bird_man552/status/789138974342205441
You don't even have to imgur it, just post the image url.
>>157989024
Who is the gayest goat of them all?
>>157989114
Surely not!
>>157987369
Sans' and Rika's situations are actually quite similar.
They both ended up giving up after realizing that due to the nature of their world, them and all their friends were doomed to die.
However, Rika eventually became inspired by another character's actions to stand up once more and defeat fate with everyone's help. I wonder if that would be possible in Sans' case.
>>157989245
Shut up and suck my load
>>157989024
love that goat
>>157989349
>>157988469
i just want to huff his goat scent
>>157989275
Hmm, well it might be possible to motivate Sans to that point, but you would have to find a way to get him to not be lazy or actually get him to start believing in the timeline again.
>>157989401
Asriel would.
>>157988797
DRUNK MURDER!
>>157989485
But goat is for snuggle!
>>157989549
I mean older goat, I'm not a pedophile. Edgeassy can suck my fucking cock. He's a gay loser.
>>157989275
Hey I know this pic.
Hi everyone I was wondering if you could possibly post the most canon image of Sans you ahve
>>157989275
You could motivate him, but time will just be reset over and over. You could argue eventually a timeline will happen in which Asgore absorbs the six souls and takes away the power to reset, but thats not a happy ending for Sans.
>>157989610
Oh.Well that's a little more realistic
>>157989686
Suck my cock edgelord
>>157989779
But this is a blue board
>tfw anon will never demand you suck his cock
>>157989959
The other anon won't do it, so you do it. Suck my cock, now.
>>157989672
Canon or "canon?
>>157989959
>>157990031
But that's gay.
How do I beat Froggit?
>>157989632
It's fanart of the ending scene of a fanfic with Sans as the main character, so of course he'd be the main focus of the picture.
>>157989678
Higurashi involved everyone being motivated into working together to track down the cause of the time resets in Hinamizawa and put an end to them. The Anomaly presumably didn't occur until Flowey and Frisk showed up, so doesn't that mean there's a similar 'root cause' in the world of Undertale?
>>157990134
You can't.
>>157990118
I won't tell anyone.
>>157989275
>No Asgore
>No Alphys
well at least it doesn't have mettaton or chara or asriel for some reason
>>157990031
>the other anon won't do it
Sorry, I'm a boring personwith a goat obsession
>>157990442
Don't be such a prude, just pretend I'm a goat.
>>157989959
>tfw my cat will never demand I suck his cock
reztale when
>>157990640
>catfucker admits that he is, in fact, an animal rapist
>>157990637
Hmmm...
>toriel will never crush you with her massive ass, accidentally hospitalizing for for 3 months
>>157989549
I'm not him. But we all know Asriel is for the lewd. No matter the age.
>>157990774
I'm slightly feminine like the gote if that helps.
>>157990331
Asgore wasn't relevant in that story and Alphys... actually, she was extremely important in taking down the fic's antagonist. Maybe the artist just forgot to include her?
>>157990796
> tight tight
Have we reached the pinnacle of sound effect technology?
>>157990134
stop being a frog
>>157990839Fine.
>>157990907
Good
*unzips dick*
>>157990960
*fucking shoots you*
>>157990796
hospitalizing who?????
>>157991003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300
>>157990960
asl babe
>>157990960
>>157991003
Is it over????
>>157991015________(you)
>>157991121
20 M USA now come find me goatfucker
>>157990848
is this the 'sans is a fucking dragon' fic
>>157991274
no it's a 'sans is fucking a dragon' fic
>>157991174
I have no drive because you are male.
>>157989448
In Rika's situation, it took a character going against her predictions and demonstrating concrete proof that fate wasn't set in stone to inspire her.
Unfortunately, I can't see the same thing happening for Sans, because that would only make it look like that person was the time Anomaly.
>>157990814
No! Never!
REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMMWwqwRggQ
Almost finished with 2 of the requests.
>>157991670
Good job, keep it up daddy!
>>157991274
Yes, it is!
>>157991423
you look excited!
>>157991423
He's smiling!
Good night /utg/!
who needs translation for korean fancomics
>>157992069
Sleep well.
>>157992009
>>157992042
Nuh uh!
>>157991421
Yeah, Sans doesn't seem like the type to buy into a scenario like that, which is sad because h\if he did, he just might have a chance to make things better.
>>157991703
Thanks anon!
>>157992069
Good night I love you!
>>157992141
we will love you no matter what.
>>157992191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJV0x44gH0
(go to 3:00 to skip to the point)
Maybe it could be someone Sans knows he can trust (like Papyrus or Undyne) demonstrating the ability conquer fate in spite of having no timeline-related abilities? Although that itself seems nearly impossible.
>>157992617
>linking anime
>>157992775
? What's so bad about that?
>>157992081
can you tell me what this says
http://i.imgur.com/2lm3ZTk.jpg
>>157992141
goat is not for sexual
>>157992617
That could possibly work, but as you said the chances of Papyrus, Undyne, or anyone he actually trusts doing something like that is impossible. But, then again, there are an infinite amount of timelines, so there might be hope.
>>157992910
Anime is the devil's television.
>>157992775
>>157993035
they're actually discussing theories about the game. leave them be.
>>157992975
>goat friend came and provided backup for the cornered anon
>>157993035
>>157993090
I'll leave them be. I like to tease weeaboos is all.
>>157992775
that is a very frightening Toriel
Papyrus
>>157993396
what about him?
>>157993515
>>157993396
HE'S A FAAAAAAGGG
>>157993535
that's not a very nice thing to call yourself.
>>157993515
we could use more of him
>tfw no utg boyfriend to play with your balls gently while you browse and laugh at posts on /utg/ with.
>>157993718
agreed. this thread was looking a little bit papyrus-less before now.
>>157994019
Sounds pretty uncomfortable to be honest with you, senpai.
>>157994147
Why would that be uncomfortable? I can't imagine anything better.
>>157994019
this but at random intervals he would also squeeze your balls really tightly and painfully for a random amount of time
>>157994250That would turn me on
>>157994019
desu you'll get it
>>157994104
yeah it's been terrible
>>157994330
How?
THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU HIT ME MOMMY! I'm going to pour out ALL of your booze and then your going to stop hitting daddy Asgore and unkie sans and his brother Pap! WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO PUT HIM IN THE HOSPITAL! I HATE YOU MOMMY!
>>157994631
TORIEL IS NOT A DRUNK
So these threads are still going strong huh?Have you been taking care of your teeth?
what should i draw.
>>157994717
Drunk mommy
Goodnight utg! Sleep well and have a good weekend!
>Having a niceplatonicdate with Papyrus
>All of a sudden, Papyrus doubles over in pain!
>He quickly excuses himself to go to the bathroom, quietly muttering that he forgot to take his pills
>After a long time, he still hasn't returned
>You get concerned for Papyrus, so you go to check on him
>See Papyrus on the floor like this
What do?
>>157994695
Everyday!
>>157994717
drunk mommy
>>157994868
Goodnight I love you!
>>157994717
Super Skele Bros
>>157994717
sans, maybe?or drunk mommy
>>157992952
This has been translated already
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2224793
>>157994885
I'd probably just run away out of fear.
>>157994885
>ACT
>FLIRT
>>157994695
I missed you, dental hygiene fish!
Does Undyne activate her almonds?
>>157994934
>>157994780
>>157995145
Super cute.
>>157995226
I don't blame you.
>>157995297
Okay, but why though?
>>157995156
thank you.
>>157995630
Nice anon!
>>157994885
> ACT
> PISS SELF IN FEAR
or
> ACT
> COMFORT
>>157995042
like the super mario bros?
>>157995058
what do i draw sans doing
>>157995802
Good choice.
>>157995972
Becoming ketchup
>>157995972
Giving pap a piggy back ride.
>>157995670
Because that's always the right choice.
>>157995972
i want him to be with flowey!
i want them to be annoyed at each other!but they still love each other deep down!
Why are there no african americans in this game??
>>157996214
If you had to choose between giving Papyrus his medicine and flirting with him, what would you do?
>>157996476
there are at least 6
>>157996538
lol
>>157996494
Flirt
Love is the most powerful medicine of all
>>157996476
Because they are monsters, not humans.
>>157996476
sans and papyrus, anon
>>157996578
whats funny?
>>157996476
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>157967024
gotedad is best
>>157967102
i like this
>>157970236
nice image
>>157973749
>tfw flowey will never rape you
>>157979204
hot boi?
>>157980009
>undyne will never appreciate you
>ywn die
>>157980297
>ywn watch anime with her
>everyday i scream for death but god never answers
>>157980354
goodnight
>>157981707
>tfw my grammy is too dead to take me to a trump rally
>>157983715
same
>>157984248
sin
>>157996476
because its the future anon
goodnight
>>157996727
I thought he was implying Asgore only killed children if they were black.
>>157997301
oh. no lol. thats fucked up anon.
>>157987676
>>157987856
>>157973749
you aren't the only one
>>157997595
Disgusting, stop posting this nasty picture. He looks like a big frumpy queer from the late 1800s tending to his fagfield. He looks so nasty and his tits are even bigger than Toriel's.
>>157997757
fukc yuo
>>157997828
Get better taste.
>>157998052
I'm good
>>157995630
for me
>>157998114
are you gay or somethin????
>>157994868
night. same to you as well
>>157998145
something like that
>>157998224
holy shit... never talked to a gay before. you like penis and everything??
>>157998262
anon that is a woman you are talking to
>>157998262
Yeah it's pretty good
>>157998330
How do you decide which penis enters the other one?
>>157998321
he said gay though
>>157998330
whoa...
>>157998382
she's lying to you.
>>157998380
Usually you ask what the other guy prefers
>>157998382
Its shocking I know
>>157998421
oh... i thought i finally met a gay
>>157998487
But how does that work? I mean wouldn't it be logical for the smaller penis to go inside the larger one?
>>157998487
it is shocking... is hellboy going to give that little thing in a helmet his penis??
>>157998490
nope. maybe next year you'll get lucky.
>>157998538
Life finds a way
>>157998578
Yeah shes his wife
>>157998490
sorry to disappoint, there are only girls here.
okay no more images
You guys have fun and i'm going to go play card games
>>157998720
See you.
>tfw worthless piece of shit
>tfw no /utg/ friend to hug
WANNA HUG AN ANON
GONNA HUG AN ANON
>>157999137
I-I'm right here>>157998871
and willing to accept a hug! Even a long hug if that's what you want...
>>157999137
>>157998871
hi hi! skeleanon returns to accept hugs!! if you need them!! i'll also give smooches!!!
>>157999673
>female skeleton fucker catfishing and attention whoring with anons
Pottery
>>157999673
>>157999673
Whoa! You're back. I need hugs!
>>157999673
>>157999771
*miss*
>>157999714
>>157999771
Please don't bully skeletonfriend they are nice to me.
>>157999801
>>157999221
I'll go for as long as you like cutie
*hugs*
>>157999673
Yesss more hugs!
*hugs*
>>157999897
Thank you, please hug me tightly.
Who else loves the scene when Sans takes Papyrus's detachable ecto dong and puts it on himself and rapes Undyne while she's living on their couch after a neutral ending and then Undyne gives birth to Papyrus's children and then Sans uses his time machine that he has access to to take the child and put the child into a true pacifist ending so he can show the child to Alphys so she'll finally fucking kill herself
Is there a character more intelligent than Sans, honestly
>>157999863
you fucnkig badtime kiddo
>>157999753
and you'll get them! [hugs]
>>157999897
yesyes!! [hugs and kisses on the forehead]
>>157999714
i actually haven't catfished anyone yet, i don't want to, either. attention whoring...yeah, i guess.
>>157999771
>>157999863
go ahead. pull the trigger.
i dare you.
>>157996218
i might try tomorrow.
>>157996117
here. now good night.
>>158000197
Cute!
>>158000148
I want to bury my head in your shoulder again if that is okay. Thank you for the hug!
>>158000236
yes! that's perfectly fine! i'm still nice and warm and comfy. i hope you had a good day, huganon. i hope everyone had a good day, really.
>>158000197
ah! that's really cute! i'm gonna save it! it's very cute and i hope you make the sans/flowey one too!
>>158000374
Thank you! Warm and comfy sounds nice. My day was okay, tomorrow will be better. I hope you had a good one too.Can I listen to your heartbeat again too?
>>158000114
>>158000535
as long as it was okay! my day was pretty alright. mostly sleeping. but that's okay. that means i get to stay up later without losing energy.of course! i don't know how loud it is, but it's probably still there, still a reassuring thrum. i hope it helps put you at ease.
>>158000659
man, that's not very convincing. at a weird angle, too. not that i can say much, my photoshop skills aren't that good, either, but it just kinda looks silly now, like a prop.
all of you anons mostly need hugs and tlc.
What if your fave was replaced by a watchmojo top 10 list
>>158000748
>>158000748
I'm glad to hear your day was alright. I didn't sleep much but tonight I can sleep in.Thank you, that sounds perfect. Just nice to know there's someone there. Puts me at ease just imagining it.
>>158000780
that'd be weird.
probably top 10 best puns and none of them are funny because watchmojo.
>>158000807
see, now that's more convincing! i actually laughed!man, i thought you all would catch on that i'm into bullying the skeleton since i like sans/flowey
>>158000865
mmhmm! i hope you can get a good night's rest. i guess i should take my own advice, but i'm not really good at that, haha.i'll be around late nights as much as i can since there's not much activity around, so yes, there's someone there. i'm glad it helps, huganon. <3
>trying to keep undyne /trash/ thread alive with steady supply of fresh fish
>someone starts an alphys thread, I have a lot of alphys, might as well help out there too
>someone starts undertale thread on /aco/, that means basically undyne and muffet, better help there too
>someone starts undyne specific thread on /aco/
aaaahhhhh
>>158000994
Taking advice is harder than giving it, I understand.Thank you for being so nice to me, skeletonfriend. Talking to youdrops my heart rate.
>>158001020
don't spread yourself too thin, anon! i'd say mostly focus on the general undertale one, then if that dies go to the other ones, depending on your amount of pics.
either way i'm sure someone will see them and be appreciative for it!
>>158001108
ha, you said it.no problem. i'm glad i started trying to be nice around here, it helps that i've been on this board so long that i know what to expect. and if i can help someone, all the better.
>>158001265
Bullying has it's place and it's all in good fun but even just a little anonymous kindness goes a long way.
Goodnight, I hope you have a great one skeletonfriend
>>158001391
ahhh, yeah yeah, i know it's not a big deal, that's why i don't worry too much. undertale itself is about kindness, so spreading some here and there can't be bad.
good night to you too, who i assume is huganon! sweet dreams! <3
>>158001391
>it's
should be *its sorry
>>158001562
That's me, sweet dreams to you too, when you sleep. Goodnight!
>>157966362
Megalovania
>Starts with two instruments
>Continues with three of the same instrument, two in background.
>Blasts a full fucking orchestra and multiple synths for the rest of the song
Is this symbolic of Sans in the genocide route starting out not doing much, then lightly hinting that he would hurt you, then just out of nowhere tearing you a new asshole for (if you're new to the fight) a long time?
>>158001020
I'm still surprised Muffet and Undyne are allowed on /aco/.
>>158001712
It's symbolic for him being a fucking badass genius superhero who gives bad times to anyone who dares stand in his way
>>157966987
He's not feeling well at the moment.
>>157967508
I feel like the time he was taking he was waiting for the reset, and then realizing, after looking over the reports, that there wouldn't be one, and so the last minute is when he realizes shit's real this time.
He's the only one who knows about the resets, after all.
>>158001789
i hope he gets better.
i've been on /utg/ almost every day for a year now.
when do i leave?
>>158001712
that's really deep. i wonder if that's actually the case, really, but i do like the interpretation whether it was intentional or not!
all of the music fits well with characters personalities.
>>157967508
personally, i don't think he's a hero at all. he's lazy, he doesn't go to save his brother, he only steps in when he has to. he's just the last shot everyone has. he's not as heroic as anyone implies and would run away if he had a choice.
undyne and papyrus are more heroes than he is. he's just the last option.
>>158002002
never, anon.
we're here together forever until this thing dies.
>>158001712
Knowing Toby, would you be surprised if it was some pretentious bullshit like that?
>>158002002
This place is like Hotel California.
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
>>158002002
Tonight, forever.
>>158001763
I don't know about superhero, he's just smart.
>Dodges instead of just standing still
>Can only do one damage, but ignores invincibility frames, so he does that one damage every frame
>(This theory is retarded but I believe it anyway) possibly faked his own death since there's no health bar showed when he dies and you don't actually see him dying
>>158001712
Megalovania feels more like the players own theme. The name of the song and the fact that "song that might play when you fight Sans" is in the game make it feel more like Sans is fighting against your megalomania. I mean "a long-term pattern of abnormal behavior characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance, an excessive need for admiration, and a lack of understanding of others' feelings." doesn't really fit Sans himself does it? Or am I misunderstanding something about the name here?
>>158001867
You know what I find interesting? Asgore may be acknowledging/knows that he has killed you before in the battle when you talk to him with ACT. "You tell ASGORE that he's killed you (number of times) before. He nods sadly." Not to mention the Tem shop and Sans keep track of that as well for a while. Sans telling you how many times he has killed you, and Temmie lowering the price of the TEM armor every time you die.
>>158001712
Anon, Megalovania was that way before it had anything to do with Sans at all.
>>158002102
>>Can only do one damage, but ignores invincibility frames, so he does that one damage every frame
That makes me wonder.
If you're playing on a computer that runs Undertale at like, 3FPS, would that affect sans' fight?
>>158002142
I thought it meant " a lust for power." Which describes the player pretty well.
>>158002142
That's definitely possible, I didn't take the name into account, honestly. I kind of forgot that some songs are actually named to fit the character they represent. I never really thought Megalovania was named that way for any other reason than it's been called that since before Undertale existed and Toby wanted to use it in the game.
>>158002284
Yes. I heard toby didnt make the game 60fps because of those reasons, or something like that. Then youd take 60 damage a second inatead of 30.
>>158002269
Not really, the Earthbound version wasn't really that blaring, and the Homestuck version was just the Earthbound version with an actual guitar over it and a slightly altered tune, not like twenty instruments going.
>>158002284
I've actually played Undertale on a computer that couldn't handle the Muffet fight and I can tell you that the framerate slowing down just makes the entire game slower, meaning that time literally slows down, so the damage would still be equal to what it is normally.
>>158002142
honestly, yeah. toby usually puts in 'megalovania' whenever a character does something unforgivable or horrible. i do like the idea of it being for the player/chara as much as it is sans, but the arrangement of it makes it seem like it could fit either.
song that might play when you fight sans is more would be a 'friendly-ish' battle, where nothing has much consequences (even undyne, for all the bluster she has, lets frisk answer their cellphone mid-chase, and even when she's undying there's still hope you can turn back).
megalovania is the point of no return, morality-wise.
>>158002189
yeah, i thought that was kind of weird, too, but it might be kind of...hazy memories? there's also the floating idea around that frisk might be a reincarnation of the other souls, but if that works beyond 6, that might not fly.
temmie's just beyond logic, so she can do what she wants. sans's is...kinda explained in the game.
...did any of that make any sense? i might've rambled.
>>158002389
Why not just make it so Sans does 1 damage every two frames instead of making the game 30FPS?
Maybe I'm a dick, but it seems like a pretty obvious fix.
>>158002431
I read that as "Gook Bro" for some reason
Good thing Frisk isn't in the image.
>>158002071
So /utg/ is cocaine?
>>158002472
oh man, i feel bad for laughing, but i did.
that's a really good thing, yeah.
>>158002485
yes. except there's no fun to begin with.
there's just suffering. and maybe introspection.
>>158002472
Maybe other reasons but i forgot to add my post is probably bullshit. The fps is capped at 30fps anyways
>>158002431
Yeah, I understood what you were trying to say, although the reincarnation idea really doesn't fly because in order for someone to be reincarnated, their soul needs to pass on to the afterlife, then get cycled back into a living body, like how Kagome was the reincarnation of Kikiyo from Inuyasha.
>>158002485
Yes. Well, kind of. It's more like gambling. There's a very rare chance that it'll make you feel fucking amazing, but the rest of the time you spend doing it, it's just hating yourself.
>>158002585
really, if you want to go super dark with it, asgore might just kind of be in that state of denial and grief where he believes everything that he's told.
'you killed me, at least 8 times'
he just nods, because he'll believe he'll do anything that bad. horribly broken man.which kinda makes the random 'well, this is all okay' in true pacifist seem more than a bit out of place, but i've always kinda thought that.
as for the reincarnation thing, yeah, i was thinking that, but the theory's floating out there and worth bringing up
>>158002747
Hmm, that's always a possibility as well, with the Asgore fight. Well, I appreciate that you brought it up, it actually allowed us to discuss the game!
>>158002869
discussing the game on /utg/...
man, it feels weird even thinking about it.
but yeah, it's nice to go in-depth with it every once in a while.i like talking about it and all the little things here and there, like the smiling motif on genocide route and the little music things.
now, back to waifufaggotry, probably!or weird vore stuff, but i really hope not.
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>158003286
Good night!
>>158003286
good night! we love you too anon!
>>158003056
I never even realized there was a smiling motif, but now that I think about it, Flowey's more prevalent in the genocide route, and there are those smilies above Chara's head whenever an encounter happens, and then finally Sans himself, smiling at you throughout the entire fight in a statue-esque matter.
>>158003286
G'night.
>>158002102
>possibly faked his own death since there's no health bar showed when he dies and you don't actually see him dying
But wouldn't that be pointless since he knows for sure the timeline is going to end anyways? So like he doesn't want to die right then even though he knows that everyone else is dead and that he's going to die anyways?
What an asshole
>>158002002
Please tell me when you find out
>>158002189
>>158002431
>>158002585
>>158002747
>memories
Sans straight up tells you that he's guessing and that he doesn't actually know how many times you die. He's just that good at reading expressions I guess
As for the Tem thing I wouldn't read too much into what is most likely just suppose to be a safety net if you suck at the game. Most of the Tem related stuff are jokes after all.
As for Asgore he might have some vague knowledge of human determination since hes fought humans before or it might just be that hes just agreeing with you because its not like hes going to stop in the middle of the fight and question you about it. idk
>>158003603
That's true, but there's also the people who were evacuated, so maybe he retreated to be with them.
I know that Chara supposedly destroys the entire universe, but I doubt that's what actually happens, I think it just means that they stopped resetting.
>>158003657
>I think it just means that they stopped resetting.
Yeah but there's that whole being stuck in the void with just wind and having to wait 5 mins for Chara to make a deal thing. I don't really see any reason to assume that Chara is lying about it aside from making Chara seem less evil
>>158003507
>Chara
It's still Frisk
>>158003507
mmhmm!
i like the motif of smiles (or how some people put it as '=)'), whereas when you're on pacifist route, flowey is absent, the encounters don't have the smile, and sans doesn't fight you. less fake smiles. more genuine real smiles.
>>158003603
yeah, sans is great at reading expressions or blah blah gaster bullshit he's hiding the truth again. either or.
the determination thing makes sense, yeah, but the other fallen souls still died, so i doubt they had much of it left. (and yeah, i don't think he'd stop the battle to say 'wait, what?')
i don't think sans would fake his death. unless he really wanted to stay with the few monsters who evacuated - which i don't think makes sense, since he was never close to any of them. my opinion is that when you kill sans, you kill sans. that's the end of that.
also, /utg/. toby did music for this one otome/dating-sim-for-girls thing recently. one of the characters is...probably essentially sans in terms of personality/powers. (he has blue magic, time bullshit, etc.) any opinions on this?
>>158003603
Sans is just guessing. Flowey remembers and doesnt repeat his lines (omega flowey fight) meanwhile sans repeats all of his dialogue at the geno fight. Sure his dialog changes if you reset (killing papyrus at snowdin) but many other people have deja vu too(pap, toriel, asgore)
>>158003739
Maybe, and this is coming out of my ass, so take it with half a grain of salt, but maybe because Chara has taken full control after killing Asgore, and they just have to take that final slash at you to get rid of you entirely, ending the universe for you, since you can no longer experience it, but not anyone else.
hello i love sans haha okay bye
>>158003910
Are you me?
>>158003867
Oh I wasn't implying that Flowey didn't remember when its clear that he does (though I never quite liked that since it doesn't really make sense that Flowey had somehow ascended beyond his understanding of the universe to that point but yeah whatever )
>>158003898
I've heard that before but it conflicts with Sans talking about the timelines ending forever. Whatever though I don't really mind much either way.
>>158003910
He's okay
>>158003910
>>158003972
hiya anons! i love him too! i hope you have a good night (or day, depending on timezone)!
I wanna gain a bunch of weight with chara! I wanna be cute piggies together and eat all the tasty food I want!
>>158003978
It's possible that his reports said that timelines were ending forever, when in reality the reason it wasn't showing more timelines after that meant that there were no more resets, kind of like an error caused by whatever machine he's using not being able to comprehend there not being resets or separate timelines, but again this is coming out of thin air on my end.
>>158003978
I know, i was just adding on to something you said. Comparing sans 'remembering every detail of resets' fanon with some one who actually does and their actions dont line up.
>>158004048
>Heart failure risk
>Organ strain/failure
>Diabeetus
>Amputation of limbs
>Loss of higher mobility
>Loss of ability to have sexual intercourse
Sounds like hell mate.
I'm not feeling up to it right now...
>>158004226
Well I'm sure most of those can be avoided, but it's still hot! Eating all the tasty food you want and getting big and soft with Chara! Pressing your big soft bellies together! Being a couple of cute tubby piggies together!
>>158004298
Being fat is not cute.
>>158004372
Some people think so!
>>158004427
Those people have shit taste.
>>158004294
whatever you're not feeling up to, go back to it later, blookanon. take a rest and relax first!
i believe in you!
>>158004298
whatever floats your goat, anon!
i like chubby sans myself, but if you like chara that's fine too. whatever you're into is okay.
and hey, not all fat people suffer from horrible disease. sometimes people just are fat and happy and like it like that.even if i know this is a fetish thing.
>tfw lost 125 lbs over the course of a year
>tfw stomach, legs and arms are coated in gross stretch marks
on the plus side at least my knees dont hurt when i stand up any more
>>158004587
Good for you, anon! It'll benefit you even more in the long run.
weight gain is pretty hot desu
>>158004587
>have a bunch of stretch marks on my belly
>Really self-conscious of them
>A lot of people on the fat discord I'm on thinks they're cute
>Still hate them but at least don't feel as bad about myself
>>158004707
yeah, if your talking about FUCKIG MUSCLES then i agree
>>158004801
There is nothing wrong with enjoying a 2D belly
where is my skeleton bara depressed fire eye bad times but also rapist genius utg bf
>>158005013but I like 3D ones tooand I like it when other people like mine too
POST YOUR FAVORITE
>>158005050
you can have the au version you trashcan
>>158005126
why is he sweating
>>158005146
because he's so H O T
>>158005146
He emits slime constantly. It's a medical issue.
Which character would play Yorick in league
>>158005050
Here he is.
>>158005245
why does there have to be so much autism surrounding Sans
>>158005289
Who knows?
I guess it comes with the position of being the most popular character.
>>158005091
well, okay!
>>158005050
....i don't think he's any of those things except 'skeleton depressed fire eye' and maybe 'bad times', but here he is!
>>158005224
i'm not sure, honestly. i did headcanon sans as a lulu player (entirely because he seems like the kind of guy who would float around spamming double-beams + support, so not as much activity), and papyrus might play garen (because THE HERO)
i'd imagine undyne would play kalista because obviously...
but yorick? ....not sure.
>>158005289
Because Sans is low tier and uncomplex enough to appeal to the lowest tier of fan
>>158005091
>>158005371
>uncomplex
That can't be it.
>tfw surrounded by skeletons
>>158005432
Oh, shut up, it could be worse.
>>158005432
Whatever you do, dont look inside your body.
>>158005419
>Muh bad puns
>muh secret badass
He's not complex or really interesting at all outside retarded headcanons.
>>158005091
boop
>>158005432
i like the flower too!
but yeah, sorry, skeleton is my favorite...
>>158005419
He has all that vague mystery about him that you can make endless headcanon about, along with a an easy to draw, simple but cute character design
>>158005432
it could be a lot worse
besides most skelefriendos are cool and the sansfag is really cute
>>158005146
No one knows.
The only thing I can figure is that he's constantly nervous that Papyrus will have a shitfit at him for no reason if we're talking AU versions.
>>158005091
I love these guys
>>158004587
That's pretty impressive.
>>158005091
>>157970272
The fact that everything said about Asgore was 100% accurate, good and bad, was probably the best part of Undertale.
>"King Asgore will take your SOUL"
>"He's a big fuzzy pushover!"
>nicknamed King Fluffybuns
>is also Santa
>almost as nice as Toriel, even asks if there's anything else you'd like to do first
>then HE BREAKS YOUR MERCY BAR IN HALF
It's even better than "You're blue now." Asgore's fight was hyped up throughout the entire game, and it completely exceeds expectations. Toby 'The Hack' Fox really deserves credit for pulling this off.
>image to post
quick post your favorite image
>>158005646
He's my favorite
>>158005703
my favorite image?
but there are so many
>>158005703
Posting my favorite
>>157973749
So the Japanese found Undertale and that has resulted in three pornographic doujins already, at least.
>>158005703
>>158005703
I don't really have a favorite image, but I especially like this one.
nĂ¼ bred?
>>158005801
You're a little late. They've been really into it for months and months now, and there are way more doujins than that.
>>158005865
Yeah, but pornographic ones?
Damn
Last for Flowey.
>>158005904
There are a couple that have been scanned on sadpanda, and I've seen pictures of several more that haven't been scanned.
>>158005954
last for love
>>158005954
Last for Flowey having a bad time.
>>158006015
Last forfucking with the cat.
>>158006072
mettaton please go away