/utg/ - Undertale General

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nice
hopefully this is will be a little more alive

>>157931496
Is that Asriel dressed as Asgore dressed up as a flower?

Its just Asgore dressed as a flower for halloween

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sans

>>157931681
was suppose to go >>157931643

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!!!
what a great edition!
just as i'm about to go to bed...

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bluh

>>157931681
Why is he a midget...

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something something art

>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvMrQewUkAAmQPb.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNf20bVUAE9lPu.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN80edVMAEQM2v.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNv_u_UEAANFFl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN3GICUsAE4ffr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNQRMbUMAAasUf.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNle-NUsAE2Lgs.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNsmWhVYAAFLk7.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNv_u_UEAANFFl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOBzayUMAAU3Bx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNS-y5VYAAxv3K.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOCpfHUEAAexmy.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNWwCoVMAAcFpZ.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNFUFgVMAAT2rH.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOH9c9VUAAVIDJ.jpg:orig
>Omega Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvLJdaHVMAA88Qw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN44UZVMAIkSIx.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN8D0cVIAAsaoi.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvMZodxUkAAFsot.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN6Vf3UkAAgW5E.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvMm6z2UkAAmz4x.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNgHlWVMAESXI0.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOHAm7VIAAumIo.png:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNQAivUEAAWJxZ.png:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvN0t4sUMAAVdAB.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNnEecVMAArY9K.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNIyaJUIAAXmwG.png:orig
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNRY90VUAAdmsu.jpg:orig
>Mettaton & Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNnFGLVYAAdVWT.jpg:orig
>Grillby fucking killing Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNqrLaVMAEJGVV.jpg:orig
>skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvM1thtVIAAExvn.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvMFJoWVUAARuqt.jpg:orig

>>157931848
Its just a quick drawing someone did, don't think about it too much

>>157931798
goodnight qt

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>>157931848
Asgore IS shorter than Toriel. He's not very tall at all.

>>157931848
>hes never seen something done in a chibi style before
Is this your first time seeing fanart or something?

I'm still here stop saying I died

>>157932036
>Asgore IS shorter than Toriel.
What?
Asgore has like a foot on Toriel from the sprite

>>157932137
can i be the dead one then?

>>157932137
Fuck off ghost and/or zombie

>>157932137
but anon, this is purgatory

>>157932147
Look at their battle sprites.

>>157932498
Asgore's slouching, buddy

>>157932498
>battle sprites
>an accurate judge of a character's height
anon, please

>>157932498
Compare them to when their standing next to each other. Asgore has always been taller

>>157932498
Aside from Omega Flowey and Onionsan, Asgore is the largest character in the game.

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>>157932636
>>157932636
>Compare them to when their standing next to each other.

>>157932774
mtt resort fish guy is probably bigger too

>>157932868
No compare them to the over world sprites you moron. The battle ones aren't accurate

>>157932868
Asgore confirmed goatlet.

>>157932943
Those aren't the battle sprites. Those are much more detailed than the overworld sprites so we should trust them to be canon instead.

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>>157933076
No they aren't? The overworld sprites are the best to get a sense of scale since otherwise you can't use the battle sprites to determine anything

>>157933076
The battle sprites have to fit everything into a small area, hence why Asgore's so weirdly proportioned. The overworld sprites have much more space, so you can show a character in full.

>>157933257
Looks like Mkid would fit nicely in Asgore

>>157931916
why so many flowes

>>157933432
Looks like my fist would fit nicely in your face.

>>157933508
Hes the one they choose for that 5 min challenge

>>157933508
5 minute art challenge

>>157933508
You can never have enough flowers

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>>157931496
I need more Asgore the Flower stuff in my life

>>157933432
How big of an object would be too big to fit into Asgore?

>>157933774
Are you asking for this but with Asgore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU

So everyone agrees that dadfags are the most pathetic posters here and should all leave, right?

Look how mad they got that people called him short

how big is tsundereplane?

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fresh goat +kid

>>157933743
Shame that the actual AU is so boring

We're all in agreement that you shouldn't respond to obvious bait right? I mean, you guys aren't that stupid are you?

>>157933859
No I'm actually asking what's the biggest thing Asgore could eat without chewing.

>>157933880
shes quite a big plane

>>157933876
Being short is not reason enough to be upset.

>>157933876
No
>>157933880
Big enough for my dick
>>157933975
What bait????

>>157934083
>What bait
The bait you just took.

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more fresh goat kid
>>157934002
Maybe like a small piece of pie

>>157934131
There was no bait???????

>>157934002
At least something as big as Frisk without too much trouble. So probably also bigger stuff?
I'm willing to bet he could eat all the anons shorter than 6' without notable trouble.

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>>157934071
I'm 5'6 and I want Toriel to pick me up in a huge cuddle!

>>157934148
>fresh
Why do you say this? Just post it.

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>>157934273
Its just a thing
Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you

>>157934186
Was getting baited part of your plan?

>>157934362
Not upset, just seems pointless and figured I'd say something.

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morning /utg/!

i do kinda like the idea of asgore being short, if only for the fact that it'd kinda be funny for it to be that way

but i have imagined him as tall, mostly, with a few exceptions

>>157934148
that's a cute fresh gote, saving!

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Can someone post/link those comic with the batter and zacharie from OFF?
sorry for the off-topic post

>>157934415
everything here is pointless, shutup

What do you guys think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFsou_aLEeM

>>157934362
>Undyne will never squeeze you against her booby

>>157934464
Fuck you anon I'll eat your ass.

>>157934531
i dont like that song much but acapella is cool

>>157934553
bring it old man, I'll give you a slow and teasing body massage

>>157934083
Bad taste
>>157934071
It disrupts their retarded headcanon of their perfect diddu bara daddy. It's also why they get mad when people say he has a small dick.
It's patheric and they are always derailing threads with their butthurt and shit talking other better characters to try and make their shitty one seem better.

General would be better off without them

>>157934531
Smooth is a cool dude

>>157934747
>old man
I'm only 20 man that's hurtful.

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>>157934452
there's a lot of those, anon! which one did you mean?

>>157934531
i kinda thought it's...kind of too loud, a bit annoying, but that might just be because that's not one of my favorite songs off of the soundtrack. i like the kazoo versions better. but maybe that's just me.

>>157934929
the ones that the batter is asking zacharie what stuff is, like yarn, rope, a gun, etc.

>>157934893
oh, you are a tiny baby
I will change your diaper

>>157935075
Anon we had diaper stuff posted yesterday, we can't joke about that anymore.

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>>157935057
oh! well, googling found me a few of them! i hope these are okay!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/48/16/bc48167f60df0f3ede3ff9575d05c9d8.gif
https://31.media.tumblr.com/6a25e67fd24f4c4ede0a03744cfc8247/tumblr_inline_n1vsca43IF1r1qmsa.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/66ea24833e532ea92000da100fa2419a/tumblr_inline_n1vschez6q1r1qmsa.gif
http://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/0/5/136732511-tumblr_inline_n1vsd8wyS11r1qmsa.gif

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Cute
Goat
Waifu

>>157934758

Look nobody likes them but you can't get them to leave so stop trying. The best you can do is filter the word Asgore or goatdad and ignore anything related to him, if you don't respond to them then they'll leave once they get bored.

let's stop trying to get the dadfags to leave
please

What do you think of this version of Undyne's monologue?
>Seven. Seven human souls, and King ASGORE will become a god. Six. That's how many we have collected thus far. Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed. First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...
>... Forget it. Look. Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today. Say what you want about him. He's weird, he's naive, he's self-absorbed... But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting. And no matter what time you call him on the phone... Night, day, afternoon, morning... He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings. ... But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either. ... What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM? Papyrus, who I have trained every day... Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone... ... Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward... I will KILL you.

>>157935953
Agreed
lets get rid of the Asrielfags and Charafags instead

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look

look at him

http://www.strawpoll.me/11468394
http://www.strawpoll.me/11468394
http://www.strawpoll.me/11468394

>>157935953
No.

>>157935389
oh thanks anon, I guess I'm just bad at googling

>>157936020
Fucking psychotic fish looking for any excuse to hurt kiddo... Sans will punish...

>>157936057
Smells like spaghetti.

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>>157936057
Wow that's a pretty ugly skeleton

>>157936090
You missed a few.

>>157936020
I really hate how the actual fight doesn't change. It doesn't get serious as it should.

>>157936248
O T H E R

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>>157936175
I said look, not sniff

>>157936236
don't be jealous, Flowey is cute too

>>157935953
I will when people stop trying to get Momfags and Fishfags to leave

>>157936048
We've been trying

The Asrielfags are too retarded to leave. The Charafags like to bait ans shitpost.

Personally I like the Charafags, they're fun

>>157936546
and then they fuck eheheheh

>>157936147
But kiddo killed Papyrus and now he will never bone Undyne as he should have done hundred years ago.

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>>157936546
It's not like I have to do anything particular to activate my sense of smell.
And I actually do smell spaghetti. Someone's cooking.

>>157936654
I love both of those.
>>157936656
It's sometimes fun how terrible they are but most of the time they're not terrible enough to reach there.
Most of the time they're just terrible.

>>157936654
But momfags are shit

>>157936656
Why, thank you, anonymous user. But, needless to say, you mustn't take sides. Purge all who deserve it. Kill them. Kill us. Kill me. Do it.

>ywn have a nice goat to teach you the ancient history of monsters before the war and other stuff while you both eat snacks.

Why even live?

so where is the discord link

>>157936818
Just like dadfags

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>>157936892
>tfw no adopted flower brother and adopted goatdad to go on a road trip with

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>>157937074
what do you need it for, anon?

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Chara burpfic?

>>157937318
to FUCK

pottery

Remember when Alphys poisoned Gaster, then threw Sans' favourite Gaster Blaster into an incinerator?

>>157937610
fuck with what/who, anon?

>>157937849
pots, dishes, and other articles made of earthenware or baked clay. Pottery can be broadly divided into earthenware, porcelain, and stoneware.

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Good afternoon all!

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>>157938239
afternoon, botfriend!

>>157937849
pottery is pretty.

>>157936138
no worries, anon! i just searched up 'the batter zacharie comic' and it was there, if you want to find other ones that might be a good place to start. <3

>>157937850
remember when sans tried to recover from his depression and alphys drugged him and made him pretend gaster's dust was cocaine?
>>157937981
with all living and dead things

>>157931496
love the bulge

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>>157938004
about time we got more of the bitch lizard experimenting on undyne

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>>157938731
She just couldn't handle being cucked by Mettaton

Remember that episode of the anime where Alphys put Frisk's soul into a robot to have a second sex slave, but then Chara possessed Frisk's body and killed the bitch lizard to get a piece of dat ass and then Mettaton comes in with a camera to record this whole thing?

>>157939081
this is my favorite season ever

Reminder that Sans is a fucking idiot and doomed everyone by dunking Frisk when they agreed to stop fighting. That way, you're basically telling that "glimmer of a good person inside" to fuck off.

>>157939081
Yeah. Then at the end of the episode, everything is back to normal except for Frisk's butt. Alphys just couldn't resist giving them a juicy butt to make Mettaton mad. After all, his steel buns are nothing compared to the real thing.

>>157939081
Man, that was fucked up. 7 years old kids fucking should not be recorded on a camera.

Remember that episode when Alphys collapsed in middle of class and it turned out she was cutting herself and throwing up in the school bathroom because of the bullying but Sans was smart and told everyone that she was just doing it for the attention and everyone knew that Sans was right because they feared and respected him so they bullied that fucking lizard slut even more, she probably liked it when the science teacher raped her, too

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>>157939719
He should of never fucked with my burger, he should of never pranked me bro.
Should of never fucking made a threat during the dinner we had.
I reset right there and then, no fucking little manlet is going to push my chink ass around, didnt make threats so good with my knife deep in his ass.

That's why my save is fucked and I cant be bothered to try to get the TP ending now.

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>>157939950
>After all, his steel buns are nothing compared to the real thing.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Remember that episode when Alphys played Undertale and shitposted about it on redchanit

So is this it then? All that's left of /utg/ is people shitting on characters they don't like, people waifufagging and art dumps?

Lets just let these threads end

>>157940579
who wouldnt like it if their science teacher raped them though?

>>157938809
why can't they just all be in a poly relationship instead of fight?
papyrus may or may not be part of the relationship as well.

>>157940730
Steel buns don't shake. They might have shape, but they don't have the jiggle.

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>>157940786
Also throw in Asgore as well

>>157940892
R-rude

>>157940753
But it's always been that way

>>157940725
But you don't even get to shove the knife so high up his ass that it flies out of his eye sockets. Chara does it.
Fuck Chara.

>>157940913
That's already canon thanks to the Q&A

who is worse papyrus or sans

Which characters do you not like or are neutral towards

>>157942236
Sans
>>157942312
Toriel, Chara, Asriel and most minor NPCs

>>157942236
well sans is the hero of undertale and most powerful monster and papyrus is an annoying autist who is only good for dying so

>>157942236
sans because of his fanbase, sorry sansfags
>>157942312
alphys and toriel

>>157942312
Only really neutral toward Toriel and a lot of minor NPCs

Neutral toward Frisk and dislike Chara if you count them as characters, which I don't

Post gay stuff to inspire me to write

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>>157942842

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>>157942842
gay

>>157942236
Sans

>>157942312
Toriel, Chara (lol), Alphys, Asgore, minor NPCs, Frisk in a way.

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>>157942842

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>>157942842

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Hey utg. I drew Asgore as a vampire. But it just looks like normal Asgore, I wonder if i can get someone on /co/ to color it.

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secret post, don't look

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why is he so perfect

>>157943241
Looks nice, buddy.

>>157943241
I can color it for you, do you have the canvas file? Or at least a transparent version

>>157943241
I like it

>>157943412
Well I have the file with all the layers. I used manga pro.

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gote

>>157943635
Works too, can you upload it?

>>157943241
this is so cool
looks awesome, anon
>>157943268
oh no, i saw it

>>157943781
Where can I go about doing that?

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>>157943268
I've got super secret decoder glasses

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>>157943768
>gote
...is shit

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>>157943950
rude

>>157943938
you can put it on mega I guess

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>>157943936
>>157943945
OH SHIT, ABORT

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Doctor, doctor...

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Evening, /utg/.
How are you today?

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>>157944575
I'm doing okay
Modding KOTOR right now because I gained the itch to replay it so I figured why not throw in a bunch of new stuff

You?

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>>157944383
wait, don't go
isn't the void everywhere and no where at the same time, it's pointless to run

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>>157944567
Wake up and get back to work, Alphys.

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>>157944795
Listening to the same song for hours.
Goddamn filk.

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>>157944830
You... may have a point...

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>>157944838
>tfw still no good algore

>>157933951
do you have a sauce for this, anon?

>>157945390
https://twitter.com/y_r_k_4/status/789132390237020160

>>157945332
>algore
MANBEARPIG IS NOT REAL!

Holy shit the nintendo nx is garbage and that new red dead game looks boring.
Fucking everything.

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>>157945653
Wow those sure are undertale related

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fucking..... kiddo

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>>157945594
But manliongoat is.

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>>157945332
never give up hope, someday we'll get lizard weeb as a goat cocksock

>>157945746
Oh.....shit!

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>>157945332
I drew this shitty picture a while ago

>>157945741
BITCH!
...Niggah a hard look around.

>>157945791
When will we get ___me___ as goat cocksock?

>>157945840
His pants aren't filled enough!

>>157945791
I can imagine her being launched off of his dick and sailing over New Home like the grossest imaginable artillery round since headcrab shells.

>>157946008
They're filled with Determination

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>>157946082

>>157943938
so?

>>157946008
I would say that they are too filled. He does canonically have a micropenis

Good afternoon, /utg/. I love you!

>>157946737
Good afternoon lad!

>>157946708
Your own retarded headcanons aren't canon

>>157946708
Oh right, sorry. I forgot.

>>157946851
Ah, but it's not headcanon. It was confirmed with science.
>>157946930
That's okay, we all make mistakes.

>tfw you live in a different time zone
Well fuck
Good night everyone.

>>157946976
Good night, sweetie
I will follow you soon

>>157946975
What science?
Show me the in-game evidence of this

>>157946708
ASGORE IN BOOTY SHORTS 2016

>>157946976
goodnight bb

>>157946976
Stop living in a non canon time zone. Also good night.

>>157946659
mega:#fm/GsUV3TyT
Was looking up the NX since that anon brought it up.

>>157947048
no man with a sizable dong can resist whipping it out or bragging about it

asgore never does this

>>157947212
But that's just because Frisk is always there and Asgore wouldn't want to talk dirty in front of one

>>157947125
what
how do i use that link

Let's take a look
http://en.inkei.net/Asgore!Doggo!Undyne!Gaster

>>157947341
Oh sorry I never done this before, how the heck do you share a file on this?

>>157947309
he is willing to murder or be murdered by the child, there's nothing stopping him from exposing himself to them too

he chooses to hide his shame instead

>>157947212
But Mettaton and sans both have huge dicks and they never do that either

>>157947729
Nothing shameful about a small penis.
And I am certain that in Asgore's case it's the girth that's really amazing, not the length

>>157947709
you go on your mega folder, right-click the file and click obtain link, then you copy it and paste it here

>>157947749
Sans canonly slaps his jello stick in your face in the Genocide route.
Mettaton has his dick out at all times, even in his box form.

It's like you didn't even play the game.

>>157947691
>that proof of anything
There's no actual measurements and the micro part comes because hes the big devil and the dick is the small devil not because of actual size.

2/10 try again

>>157947749
neither of those characters have actual genitals

mettaton had planned to showcase his interchangeable parts during a tv segment, but alphys ruined it

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I kind of want to be Asriel

>>157947691
That says is dick is 5.6 inchs which is normal
???
>>157948024
It does if you just look at it by itself

>>157947820
Thanks anon!
https://mega.nz/#F!Ds1RjKSK!8foJMHw19vx5fdaqTmmYhg

>>157948024
>the denial
Anon.....

>>157948024
Just compare him to the rest
http://en.inkei.net/Asgore!Sans

>>157948096
That's a cute goat Chara.

>>157948081
>he didnt play the robot date dlc

>>157948220
see >>157948142

It's normal size not macro

>>157948302
He got a smaller dick than a skeleton, anon.

>>157947878
>Mettaton has his dick out at all times, even in his box form.
But he only does that because Alphys didn't design him with pants, all because she wanted him to be humiliated wherever he goes so he knew his place

>>157948096
Frick please

>>157948349
Everyones dick is smaller then Sans because Sans is black

Sans having a big dick doesn't make all other dicks microdicks

Why the fuck do people get defensive about this?

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>>157948157
There you go! I'll try to color it tonight and post it tomorrow, but I can't promise anything.

>>157948481
We're just having fun

>>157948495
Sweet, thanks anon. You did a lot already by showing me how mega works.

>>157948481
Anon...

>>157948439
All skeletons are Bosnian

Does Undyne ever teach Shyren about "fingering" while giving her piano lessons

>>157948481
I'm not a part of it but I do think its kind of annoying how that one guy keeps using some dumb furry sim to shit on dadfags when they aren't even being annoying.

At least wait until they start spamming or something because it just makes you look like a dick

>>157948393
>humiliated
I guess he didn't tell her about his exhibition fetish, huh?

>>157948579
Is it because you all have small dicks?

>>157948260
toby slapped that together in five seconds and it does not qualify as canon, it was a parody of those old dress-up games on deviantart for heaven's sake

the part where you arm wrestle his tentacle attachment was fun though

>>157948682
How the fuck does Shyren play piano anyway?

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What did Toby mean by this?

>>157948947
Asgore is a bottom

>>157948947
asgore really loves his kingdom

>>157948947
That we have to take turns

>>157948947
It means Toby is a furry who likes big subs

>>157949012
Seems like this monarchy is more of a democracy

>>157949056
Reminder that he put in So Sorry's fat ass wiggling

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>>157948947
>Sans' is the delicate virgin swamp
Now what did he mean by this

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>>157948814

This is why dadfags should be banned

>>157949167
Sans is a top

SansxAsgore when

>>157949310
Shut up Toriel

>>157949310
toriel go away you drunk whore bitch

>>157949167
sans is so pure and untouchable that even a washcloth hasn't ventured into his dirty parts

>>157949443
Sans has a dirty butthole!

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>>157949310
Go get me a pie bitch, no butterSCOTCH in this time or i swear on the last kid you beat to death i'm going to rape sans again.

>>157949167
>>157949443
>>157949485
Sans has one of those gross always wet assholes and hes too lazy to wipe

>>157949310
ALL Goatfags should be banned.

Not just because they are all bad but because then we will get rid of all the endless bitching

>>157949581
how many types of assholes are there?

>>157949738
as many as the stars in the sky

>>157949581
ass sweat perpetually dripping down his legs...what a man

>>157949581
Nah it's dry
Dry as bones
With those little bits of shit stuck to the hairs

>>157949595
Most of that is falseflagging, I think. Guaranteed replies and all that.

>>157949778
Gee whiz mister, that's sure is a lot of assholes!

Wow is there anything Asgore is good at besides being a pathetic worthess unlikable cuck that should be killed?

I don't understand how anyone can like such worthless and shit character when Sans is there and way better

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>157931845
What a cutie.
>>157931916
Thanks for the spider! She's so adorable, I almost didn't notice the horn.

>>157949974
Are you falseflagging as a Soriel poster?

>>157950090
>falseflagging
I'm being serious.
He's a shit character, has shit fans, and his dick is tiny.

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>>157949993
You want more spider?

>>157950179
Please stop imitating me. Get your own trademark.

>>157948096
You want to die?

>>157950179
Haha upboated m8 10/10 kekd

>>157950409
And then suffer for eternity. Yes

can we stop talking about fucking the characters please

>>157949993
Telling the baby spider that all her "friends" actually hate her!
Telling the baby spider that they're all saying mean things about her behind her back, like that she's ugly, and stupid, and her pastries taste like butt, and that she's a failure who should just kill herself already so she'll stop burdening those around her!
Making sure the baby spider understands that I'm the only one she can trust, even if I beat her and scream at her!
Paying some bullies at school to beat her up and tell her that her "friends" sent them, to make doubly sure!
The baby spider throwing up in the bathroom out of stress!

>>157950367
How so?
>>157950410
Dadfags are so pathetic, it's no wonder you're the laughing stock of this general.
There are actually people who are only here to make fun of you because you guys are that shit.
Just accept it and leave

>>157950607
We can talk about digesting them instead

>>157950232
Always.

>>157950662
XDDD my sides are in orbit omg

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>>157950367
I agree, someone's been stealing my memes as of late.
Also more importantly
Post it.... .

>>157950607
we were discussing body parts
not fucking
there's a difference

>>157950709
>>157950367
will we ever catch the meme thief?

>>157950662
Please stop doing this, get your own characterfags to bully.
You are not even subtle enough.

>>157950828
He just wants (You)s, buddy

>>157950927
I know. I know.
Have pity on a starving child.

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>>157950709
???

i've stolen a few memes but no one seemed to care

>>157951121
Give 'em back!

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>>157951121
You son of abitch!

>>157950828
Fuck you I was the OG Sorielfag. If anyone has earned the right to shit on Ascuck and his fan it's me

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>>157950709

>>157951217
master, please forgive me

>>157951217
LOOK, His doing it! His doing it again!

>>157951283
This reminds me of a really strange webcomic

>>157951121
seen a few people take my ideas here before and it made me happy desu

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>>157951283
jfc

>>157951283
>actually copying my filenames
Holy shit we were do have a meme thief

>>157950659
The spider realizing that the person who screams at her is the person she should trust the least!
The spider finally telling her teachers about the bully!
The bully being caught by the Royal Guard for abuse!
The spider being put under my care 24/7 and never seeing the bully again!
Reassuring the spider that I will never hurt her or scream at her, and that I can be trusted with her problems at school!

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I want to be a faggoat

>>157951705
Me fucking the spider!

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>>157951312
Don't do it again
>>157951341
Dadfag just leave

>>157951614
>we were do have
Holy shit, we have a butcher of the English language!

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>>157951789
>Asgore will never wag his tail happily when he sees you

>>157951614
that's not on purpose, I swear. I almost never rename files I save and it keeps the original filename when I do

>>157951217
He's going all out 10/10 nice man haha toppest of keks

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>>157950709

AU where everyone randomly trips and fals like they are on the moon when?

>>157951809
These bastards seem to crave attention

if only pardo were here to save us

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>>157951614
>we were do have a meme thief
what?

>>157952098
aeiou

>>157952213
let it go, woman

What if after getting really drunk, Toriel decides to eat Frisk and send their head and whatever she couldn't put into the pie to Asgore as a reminder of what he did?

which character has the most comfy maw

i would say alphys because reptile maws are the ideal shape, she would probably drool a lot, and she would spend a lot of time tasting you while you were in there.

>>157952324
That's what she did to the Blue Soul

>>157950179
Us true undertale fans only like the characters with fat dicks. :)

>>157952408
>not bratty
step it up faggot

>>157952463
that's why I love Undyne so much

Hey since I remember people wondering if the Tarot cards on fangamer were going to have all the characters I can confirm now that they did include Asgore, Asriel and Chara

but not Gaster so Gaster is still non-canon
sorry

>>157952408
RG02 is better for that then

>>157952463
Sans?

>>157952482
>>157952585
not as gluttonous, so not as good, desu

>>157952408
Now I see why no one likes scalies

>>157950179
But according to science his dick is normal sized

>>157952761
which means he is tiny for monsters.

What if Toriel went mad years ago and actually tried to bake you into a pie and the butterscotch-cinnamon pie was just the beginning? After all, you're not gonna be worth eating if you're just bones and skin.

>>157952832
But its about the same size as the others according to science

if they are made of magic
why can't they shapeshift

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>>157952736

>>157952958
they still have physicality. just not as much as humans.

>>157952832
Perfect size for fucking a cute anon though

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yer all fukin memurrs

>>157952938
that's basically canon, she baked at least one of the previous kids into a pie given you find their belongings in the ruins

>>157953074
like us two?

>>157953121
of course

>>157952938
How about a less fucked up question?
What if you could stay with Toriel, but if you stayed for too long, she destroyed the door, preventing you from completing the game?

>>157953214
nice
I get to do oral first

why don't I ever get bullied, I feel left out

>>157953274
Leaving people out is a kind of bullying

>>157953221
>staying with toriel

>157953274
everyone please ignore this anon

>>157953274
aw don't feel bad. just come here and get a hug. sike nerd *grabs behind you and gives you an X-treme wedgie*

>>157953221
>not ditching Toriel within the first 20 secs

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>>157953426
I tried to stay with her for more than 30 minutes.

>>157953221
why would I ever want to leave?

>>157952938
I have heard of some people who thought this would happen, with how Flowey betrayed you at the beginning.

>>157953221
Why do you think there's no sequel? She does this at the end of TP if you chose to live with her. If not, she kills you as you start walking away.

>>157953426
>>157953481
>not staying with Toriel long enough to see one of her phases when she thinks it's still 201X and both Chara and Asriel are alive, but she keeps mistaking you for both of them even within same sentence

>>157953524
that sounds boring
>>157953687
why would i want that?

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I just read a cute spooky comic about pets so now i'm wondering

What pets do you think your favorite would have? I could totally see Asgore as a dog person since he would enjoy having something that required a bit of work and that was very loyal. As for the breed I think something huge like a Tibetan Mastiff would be cute

>>157953852
Undyne has a fish
that dies after two days

>>157953785
Because then you can drive her to suicide by telling how much you hate her.

>>157953852
Alphys has her victims

>>157953980
you a real rude dude anon, i wouldnt do that

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>>157953852
Asgore-tiny lap dog, a chihuahua
Toriel-Toby dog
Asriel-A goldfish
Chara-Lobster
Frisk-A bagel
Sans-Pet rock
Papyrus-A Gaster blaster
Muffet-Her spider thing
Mettaton-A clone of himself in GIMP/BDSM dog collar leash stuff
Alphys-So many lizards/amalgamates
Undyne-LOTS OF DOGS!