/owg/ - Overwatch General

FUCK
YOU
JEFF

Memes

I actually hate Blizzard

Wow its ptr shit again

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my name is jeff

>>157773118
D E A D G A M E
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2
MONTH
COUNTDOWN

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>157773210
fpbp

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FUCKING JEW

die

I'M MOVING TO PALADINS

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Fuck this shit, i'm off to bed

JEFFF

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There is no Sombra.
There was never a Sombra.

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It all makes sense now

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i'm actually sad over this...

So, Sombra on PTR and release at Blizzcon?

INB4 BLIZZARD STOCKS DROP

>>157773239
You know, aside from Overwatch i've never played that many Blizzard games.

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Post >yfw after fucking nothing happened

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>>157773331
sleep tight reap tight

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so what was the point of that countdown again?

SOMBRA IS OUT!


Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749875377

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>the 100% club
http://pixelondemand.com/amic/

>Console Communities
XBO: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CHY3NPBLf41OGMP2gFoBxUW3ykVH97ZcheUKNbOvPp8/
PS4: this general

>it took Sombra months to hack a robot

k

That's shitty from a lore perspective and they're trying way too hard with this lore bullshit as it is.

REEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT EVEN WANT TO PLAY THE GAME NOW I WAS SO FUCKING HYPED REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>It's another three lardbucket + Pharmercy + backup DPS on payload map.

This meta is fucking staler than Genji Genji Lucio Zenyatta Reinhardt fill.

>>157773250
>Let's put an untested hero in the game in the middle of a new ranked season without going through PTR

Sure.

>>157773383
Same, I've only played Diablo II and DotA (which doesn't really count).

They keep edging but there's no pay off

>>157773384
OKAY GROUCHY

>>157773368
Sombra on PTR next week and release one week later at Blizzcon.

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>>157773261
random shit like this man

>>157773331
sleep tight reap tight

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>Didn't think anything would happen
>But wanted to believe
>LITERALLY NOTHING

FUck this.

I quit video games.

NExt response decides my new hobby

What happened

つ _ ༽つ GIFF SOMBRA

>>157773496
sewing

BLIZZARD STOCKS ARE DROPPING BLIZZARD STOCKS ARE DROPPING BLIZZARD STOCKS ARE DROPPING BLIZZARD STOCKS ARE DROPPING BLIZZARD STOCKS ARE DROPPING

>>157773465
PTR will be two weeks. She probably will be on PTR today.

>>157773432
I mean, she'd probably be restricted from competitive.

>>157773453
>yfw blizzard has the overwatch community in permanent chastity

>>157773496
being cucked

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>>157773384

>>157773331
sleep tight reap tight

>>157773496
Condensed matter physics

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Guys I just decoded this image from the amomentincrime.com site, could this be Sombra?

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Reminder that Sombra has been teased since fucking beta.

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>Fast as fuck PS4 update

WHAT'S HAPPENING

The only way they can live up to the hype that's been generated is if they release 4-5 new heroes at blizzcon. The only talon members in the game currently are widow and reaper, what if sombra brings a team of talon agents with her to rival overwatch?

Guys, just chill till Blizzcon

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

>>157773516

DONT EVEN TRY

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Sombra bunda when?
FUCKING BLIZZ

>>157773496
snowballing

>>157773529
Nope. Ana was added mid season 1 and she was playable in ranked. It would make no sense to not have her in ranked.

>>157773528
Probably.

Prob

ab

ly

>people honestly thought they would release her this close to blizzcon

Would make no sense

No other hero's are even slightly close to being ready so they would have nothing else to talk about or hype up

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>>157773393
>as of right now bastion is just chilling in the forest lore-wise
>sombra's face when she realizes she hacked into a bastion unit in the middle of fucking nowhere

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It's impossible to be let down when I had no expectations to begin with

>>157773331
sleep tight reap tight

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>>157773384
i wish sun exploding anon was right

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/585wv7/can_we_all_just_remember_that_this_is_free_content/

FUCKING REDDIT KEKS I HATE THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>157773429
pharmercy is so bad though

you want want three lardbucket reapy ana luc now

SHUT THIS FUCKING GENERAL DOWN NOW

>>157773549
that's just the old leaked image of her.. try harder next time

>>157773614
i thought they could hype up OW at blizzcon by introducing shit like replays or a non-terrible spectating system

>>157773552
Damage control, they accidentally leaked new items for all the heroes.

>>157773331
Sleep tight reap tight

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>>157773549
ED SHEERAN IS PART OF THE ARG

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>>157773528
>>157773465
>>157773368
Sombra will not go up on PTR before the end of the year. Blizzcon announcement will be the first official Sombra preview declaring her coming sometime in early 2017, eventually being pushed back to summer 2017 along with 1 new map.

>>157773552
You got a minor bugfix patch
Congratulation

>>157773574
THATS THE PENALTY OF THE LEAK
NOW THEY WILL POSTPONE THE RELEASE FOREVER

>>157773652
>le reddit makes a good point
I actually hated that addition to previous OPs

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so whats the next step of their master plan?

Why does Jeff always sound like he's worried someone is about to yell at him?

I almost feel bad for him whenever I hear him speak.

>>157773652
>free
>paid full price so that new content isn't doled out as paid dlc

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SOMBRA TRAILER!

HYPE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A

>>157773652
Most people are disagreeing with the op though

>>157773731
You are silly.

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>>157773773
another countdown

>>157773732
Fuck you
I repeat
Fuck you
And Paladins is cringy

つ _ ༽つ GIFF SOMBRA

>>157773429
>Pharmecy
What is new that is Pharmecy?

>>157773773
Hacking this game

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unironically and honestly my favorite character in overwatch

tweet tweet

>>157773614
Did they just fucking fire everyone on the Overwatch team the minute it launched? What the fuck have they been doing this whole time?

>still going to this general

BLIZZARD DOESNT LIKE

Yo, Blizz employee here. Not able to tell you fucking jackshit about Sombra or what's up with her right now, but I just thought I'd let you know a lot of us are pissed off that the suits decided to go down this road with the timer as well.

We've been arguing with them for fucking weeks that this is just going to make people upset with us and ruin the ARG for them, but hey - what can you do when your management care more about how many people are tweeting about the game than how many of said people are happy?

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>>157773840
Paladins is pretty okay. It might be good when it release.

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>>157773773
crashing the hype


with no survivors

>>157773331
Sleep tight reap tight

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Are you done with this?

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>A moment in crime is just some bastion shit instead of a Video similar to roadhogs and junkrats depicting the crimes and past of Sombra
>more twitter roleplay bullshit
Fuck you blizzard I have plans tomorrow and if I don't get to play Sombra tonight I'll just go out and buy more loot boxes

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You know what the fucked up thing is?

We already know that Sombra is complete. She was in the Junkenstein leak, they could have put her up on PTR a week ago.

Instead they want to piss everyone off with this idiotic arg.

Guys BLIZZCON IT WILL BE.

BUY YOUR TICKET NOW

>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA

people need to calm down about sombra


C'mon guys, they have given us so much, its only been a week since the Halloween update! Be thankful that Blizzard actually listens and just ENJOY the game. The website will obviously lead to something, just wait. Enjoy Overwatch for now, and be thankful that we have such a good team working on Overwatch.

wtf, I love paladins now

>>157773496
C++, javascript etc

>>157773885
>not pigeon or woodpecker ganymede

Terrible taste, brah.

A PLANE JUST HIT THE FREEDOM TOWER

>>157773393
>That's shitty from a lore perspective
IRL there are things people haven't cracked in years like Denuvo. Only recently did they apparently make progress with it.

im going to take a shit now ffs im so fucking frustrated fuck you blizzard

What if the idea of the Sombra ARG is that since solving it kinda like hacking it means we all were Sombra ourselves all along

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Guys I analyzed the blurry shit

You're welcome

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>>157773885
I love birbs holy shamwow I do so much tweet tweet

OSWALD'S BEEN SHOT

Would anyone like to group up?

Is there a /vg/ group?

PTR IS UPDATING

>tfw no qt Oasis to protect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvA1Ne72oOw

>>157774067
Why would we migrate to a shitty game?

>>157773885

Bastion will kill Ganymede when he gets hacked by Sombra.

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>2 months of blue balls
WEW

PUTIN INVADED EU WW3 IS HABBENING

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i get being mad at the arg but none of you are gonna stop playing this game over this

DELETE THIS TIMELINE RIGHT NOW, DEMIURGE

>>157773885
>tfw the Ganymede plush is a blizzcon premiere product
When will regular people be able to buy it? I want my own bird.

>>157773331
sleep tight reap tight

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>>157774108
>>157774067
>>157774092

High-Rez please fuck off. Nobody likes your china Overwatch copy.

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HOLY SHIT JULIAN ASSANGE'S DEADMAN SWITCH JUST WENT OFF AND DELETED SOMBRA FROM THE BLIZZARD SERVERS

ITS HAPPENING

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>>157773536
>>157773732
>>157773919
>>157773953
>>157774006
>>157774040
>>157774067
>>157774092
>>157774108
>>157774135

nigger

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE JESSE MCCREE

PALADINS IS BETTER ANYWAY. THEY GIVE CONTENT UPDATES WITHOUT ANY ARG AND TEASING BULLSHIT

LET'S ALL MIGRATE TO IT FELLOW 'WATCHERS! A BETTER GAME AWAITS!

>>157774154
Consumers vote with their wallets trust me my dad works for economics

CAN PALADINS PLS FUCK OFF

JANITOR !!!!

>>157774008
personally bluejay ganymede is my favorite (anon that made that post)
>>157774045

i had a bluejay that hurt its wing that i was taking care of

was a top bird friend

>>157774134
dont

Pharah best girl

high rez is shilling out its employees todays, jesus

>>157774092
WHY WOULD WE MIGRATE TO A SHITTIER GAME

>>157774235
that doesn't factor in when they already have your money friend

>>157774219

I WANT GENJI TO INJECT HIS ROBOTIC COCK INTO MY BOI PUSSY WHILE JEFF KAPLAN WATCHES.

>>157773652
reddit complain about muh dead hype, they should kill themselves.

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>>157774262
True

holy shit overplebs still playing that shitty ass game lmao

Move to paladins already you dips

REMINDER

I FUCKING TOLD YOU. YES, ALL OF YOU.

FROM DAY FUCKING ONE.

THE COUNTDOWN WAS NEVER GOING TO BE A REVEAL, IT WAS JUST A STALLING TACTIC.

NOW THAT WE'RE A FEW WEEKS OUT FROM BLIZZCON, THEY'LL GO BACK TO SHITTY PUZZLE TEASES.

AND THEN REVEAL HER AT THE EVENT ITSELF.

I WARNED YOU

I WARNED YOU DUMB FUCKS.

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For the guys requesting an edit of the wallpaper on the previous thread, I made one fixing the left-upper corner and making the watermark not as disrupting

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>>157773924
>When it releases

Heheh good one anon

>>157773536
>All this stupid Sombra yanking around and disappointment
>See this
>Now reminded of Pyrrha

Fuck.

>>157768650
source?

>>157773496
Bodybuilding

>>157774156
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aOvqV8R_700b_v1.jpg

PTR 1.5GB PATCH JUST DOWNLOADED

Yo, Blizz employee here. Leaving you fuckers hanging about Sombra or what's up with her right now, I just thought I'd let all of you know all of us are laughing our asses off at how we decided to conduct this "ARG" with the timers.

We've been egging them on for fucking weeks that this is totally going to piss people off, but hey - we're goddamn Activision Blizzard, we could serve up a plate of literal shit and you'd all buy it if we gift wrapped it into an event loot box.

hey idiots, start spamming twitter

it's the only way to get things done in today's social climate

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>all these new numbers

REEE WHERE ARE THEY KAPLAN

janitor are you going to delete the paladins migration posts or not
it's actual spam at this point

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>Leddit thread has descended into people yelling ENTITLED at each other

>>157774341
>playing a f2p carbon copy thats guaranteed going to be filled with third world monkeys because of that

this general is worse than reddit right now

What if the real sombra was in our hearts all along

>>157774278
it factors in if they will want to stick around to buy more loot box shit from them day one when new content comes out

I have not bought shit from this game other than the very base price cause i know (((who))) is running this game

>>157774316
>Some moron is actually wasting his time posting this drivel
>Possibly actually thinks he'll win over a few people to jump onto his sinking ship of a game

>>157774448
this is nothing new
see: Mass Effect 3

>>157774439
Blizzcon shit probably

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>>157773118
>>157771210
I hope my timestamp clears up any lingering doubts.

>>157774357
But anon, why didnt they just make the countdown to blizzcon instead of shoving a dildo up my ass?

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T W O

MONTH

COUNTDOWN

FOR LITERALLY NOTHING.

>>157774461
This is what happens when you murder hope.

Jeff Kaplan: Killer of hope

'all really need to differentiate between plot and setting.
Blizzard has created a pretty interesting setting in Overwatch, but that's it. There is no plot. There is no story. That's not a knock on Overwatch at all - it's just the reality of the situation (and, as an aside, there is no reason to have a plot in this game because it's multiplayer-only).
They have characters too, of course, but they're pretty shallow. They have basically picked a personality archetype for each character and rolled with that. Again, that isn't a bad thing, and it works really well in this game because it's a multiplayer shooter. Character personality has to be simple and immediately readable because of limitations with the media type.
An original story in the Overwatch universe would probably be cool, but it's an immense amount of work, and it's not something Blizzard noticeably excels at.

>>157773958
Fuck you. Ive waited too long.

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>almost 200 memes in about Sombra
I wish for a world full of smug without omnic influence.

KEEP EATING UP THE SKINS SHITTERS WHILE BLIZZ TAKES 30 YEARS TO CREATE 1 HERO.

>>157774357
No one but me will bother to see your post and reply about it. These threads go by too fast

>>157774463
What if Sombra was the friendships we made along the way?

>>157774487
I havent even downloaded Paladins, just posted the pasta becuase I'm so pissed at Blizz right now.
This is so retarded in every possible way.

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sacre bleu

What happened with sombra?

I bet the omnics did this

PALADINS IS BETTER ANYWAY. THEY GIVE CONTENT UPDATES WITHOUT ANY ARG AND TEASING BULLSHIT

LET'S ALL MIGRATE TO IT FELLOW 'WATCHERS! A BETTER GAME AWAITS US!

why

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>>157774391
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU I LEGIT HAD FORGOTTEN BEFORE YOUR POST

>>157774649
try harder next time

>>157774565
What is that, like theater blood?

>>157774656
Nothing.

>>157774649
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

>tfw you're csgo masterrace and can just smugly look down on this whole shitfest
sucks to be you guys hehe

maybe one day your biggest LAN grandfinals can achieve same amount of viewers as tier 2 teams battling against each other in CS in some online cup

>>157774579
Because they realized that doing that would have made it obvious what was going on and would have killed all the hype until the week beforehand.

This way they kept the entire fandom interested and honestly believing she would release for months, and now that we're so close to the event itself there's no time for the furor to die down. The hype train will keep rolling right until she's released.

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>>157774606
>tfw she'll never suffocate me with her big ass and release me from this sombra hell

>>157773331
Sleep tight, reap tight

EVERYONE MIGRATE TO STAR FOX 64

I REPEAT

EVERYONE MIGRATE TO STAR FOX 64

FUCK BLIZZARD FUCK THEM ALL

>>157774649
vas te faire enculer fif de tabarnak

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Oh man.

What is with these countdowns and timers leading to more countdowns and timers, leading to announcements of announcements, leading to trailers that announce another trailer's release date...

And you guys never fail to fall for the hype. It's like you don't stop and think, hang on a second, this has happened to me before, maybe I shouldn't jump on the hype train after what happened last time, but no you just blindy keep going forward even if you're being led of the edge of a cliff.

For what? For a marketing campaign?

Was it worth it? Was it fun? Do you enjoy getting exploited so much?

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>>157774565

>>157773652
Holy shit DICE and other devs have completely brainfucked people like this guy with their battlefield + 20 buyable patches shit

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>>157774565
Jesus Jeff.

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#ImWithPaladins

>>157774764
yeah

>>157774565
can you poz my neghole?

>>157774707
I wish!
A word of advice, and you can quote me on this, do not try a 10 inch soldi if your only anal experience is small beats and fingers.

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>Mei gets fuck all in the Halloween update.
>Shambles that is Sombra.
Blizzard are such a shit company, I wish Valve ran Overwatch.

SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>157774734
All they've done is made it to the /all on leddit for pissing off customers, i for one am not buying any lootboxes ever again

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>>157774565

did this kill the game?

>>157774764
>Was it fun?
Yes. And that's basically all that matters.

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>>157773652
>free

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wtf i hate blizzard now

I see the Overwatch guys are following the WoW team on content droughts

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what did he mean by this?
is he showing me where sombra is?????

>>157774898
We wouldn't even get new heroes then, just hats.

>>157774649
>15:51

hmm

>>157774901
Fuck you, do it yourself.

>>157774391
Please explain, I don't know what this is

What was the PS4 update

>>157774901
Takes forever

>>157774874
Please, Jeff. As someone with numerous bodies buried in my backyard I know what real blood looks like. Bits of it should have already dried and turned a dark brownish color by now.

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damn what did i miss, i expected reddit to get ecstatic about sombra but THIS ecstatic?

everyone in this thread needs to leave

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>>157774739
>tfw her and Sombra will never take turns sitting on my face

>>157774707
Probably, real blood is darker than that
t. menstrual masturbation expert

>Dude Sombra gave Bastion the orders to reactivate

And this is the """"plot""" they've been working on for two years? None whatsoever?

SPELL ICUP NIGGAS

SPELL ICUP NIGGAS

SPELL ICUP NIGGAS

SPELL ICUP NIGGAS

>>157774901
FUCK, THATS NOT A CLUE YOU DIP NEITHER WAS THE BLINKING IN THE LAST BASTION IT WAS NOTHING, ITS ALWAYS NOTHING IT WILL ALWAYS BE NOTHING SOMBRA IS NOTHING THIS ENTIRE ARG IS NOTHING

>>157774985
>to the left
>left is west
>Blizzard HQ is on the west cost (California)
>California is LEFT leaning
>Mexicans live in California
>Sombra is Mexican
guys....

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>>157775031
Who knows, but now all of the Heroes on console have more unlockables listed.

>>157775070
Nobody tell him.

>>157775070
Everyone's expressing their extreme disappointment right now.

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im sure she will not be here when i wake up

>>157775076
1) Sombra isn't real
2) You don't even know what she looks like

>>157774707
Obviously not real blood, but I don't know what that is.

>>157775031
patched out the glitch showing new items for heroes

>>157775161
Same on PC

>>157775040
>Burying them in your back yard
Confirmed for never even having seen the light go out in someone's eyes as you dig the knife into their throat, or heard their final gasping breath as their mind drifted away into an endless abyss.

What is this about Bastion's RIP emote?

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OH SHIT WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS???

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>wake up
>no Sombra

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

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>>157775154
How deep does this conspiracy run?

>>157775076
I wonder what her farts smell like and what her poops are like

>>157774901
But it isn't fucking morse code. It's a couple seconds on a loop, like Genji's pose. Unless you think there's some significance in a single letter being repeated infinitely? It's just a blinking light. Fuck off.

>>157774985
You may be onto something there

This was (((Jeff Kaplans))) plan all along with the rest of ((((((((((Blizzard))))))))))

>>157775098
>>157775040
You're not paying attention to the lube. I used half a bottle and in one move the whole thing slipped inside after some force. It was like being stabbed by a sword in my an us and I'm still bleeding.

>>157775208
what items were confirmed?

>>157775154
BUY THE TICKETS WE ARE GOING TO MEXICO

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>post yfw you knew that nothing was going to happen and you're just enjoying the show

Guys I shit you not
3 boxes in a row
Shit Zarya Legendary, then shitty Tracer legendary and just now Mei shitty legendary
why does this happen during an event
fuck this shit
fuck you kaplan
i

>>157775161
maybe blizzard is testing sombra right now on ps4 and are having issues which is why she isn't released yet

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>>157775183
>You don't even know what she looks like
I would if BLIZZ WOULD RELEASE SOMETHING.

>>157775249
no.

>>157775040
>>157775206
>>157774707
Looks like blood mixed with a water based lube.

>>157775282
>It was like being stabbed by a sword in my an us and I'm still bleeding.

Was this the inspiration for Genji?

Fuck this shit, i worked the whole fuckin day and was looking forward to Sombrà.

Now, i'm here and i'm dissapointed.

I will go to Bed. Let' see, what comes tommorow

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>>157775304

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>People are surprised that Blizzard won't put out a new character while most of the current ones like Mei, Zarya, and Ana are broken.

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I didn't know my hype could die twice.

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>mfw watching these threads spiral into chaos

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>>157775304

So what did the bastion message thing say after it hit 100%?

>>157775243
kek

SPELL ICUP NOW NIGGA

>>157775435
>mei
>broken
you can't be serious

>m-muh Sombra
>le hack0r sneky girl
Post yfw face when Sobra turns out to be shit

>>157773870
What? Pharmercy (Pharah+Mercy) is just a gameplay combo with for a Pharah with a pocket Mercy healing and damage boosting her as they fly around.

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>it was nothing
>AGAIN

how many times am i going to fall for the same trick?

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>>157775304

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>>157775282
Ah I know that feel.

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>>157773384

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I just had two exams and came back so happy that I'd get to see sombra as my reward. This is probably the worst part of my day.

Enjoying the fuck out of the overwatch forums right now. Nothing more fun than people getting worked up over literally nothing

What if Sombra is just a legendary Bastion skin, not a hero?

If you stun somebody with McCree, is it better to fan the hammer or to headshot. At close range obviously.

>>157775468
bastion got hacked basically

>>157775161
>Faucheur
>Fatale

wat

also is "Galerie De Héros" a spelling mistake and should it be "Galerie d'Héros" ?

GUYS CHECK FOR UPDATES FOR PTR
HOLY SHIT THIS IS UNREAL

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>>157775347
>See yellow coin fly up in the air
>It's lone wolf Hanzo

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>>157775435
>thinking that blizzard is capable of balancing anything
>not realizing shitty balance is what theyre known for

DEAD GAME


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>157775501
ICUP FUCK YOU

>>157775257
yes we get it you're an edgy antisemite

You guys know Jeff is jewish right? Let that sink in for a moment.

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>>157775551
This. Fml

>>157775534
best spray? best spray

PTR UPDATE JUST IN

>>157775468
"Loading finalized. Bastion Unit E-54 compromised."
Give or take.

>>157775598
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!

kys nigger

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IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL
THANK YOU BASED JEFF

Did this actually kill the game?

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At least I still have my qt witchy

>>157775569
Headshot.

>>157775674
it's not.

>>157775569
If you can aim, headshot. More reliable than fan's "recoil"

>>157775501
UUH-UUUUHHHHH OKAY

EYE...SEE...YOO...PE- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

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>>157775513
Just shop kaplan's face into it

>>157775504
>Dude Freeze The Entire Control Point LMAO

EVERYONE MIGRATE TO PALADINS

I REPEAT

EVERYONE MIGRATE TO PALADINS

FUCK BLIZZARD FUCK THEM ALL

>>157775685
Yes. We /battleborn/ now

Seagulls face is ugly as fuck

Blizzard could at least say something to try to ease the mood, but they're still being as quiet as possible. Why?

>>157774565
Let's be honest guys, this is something only Jeff would do if you knew him IRL (I've met him several times at Blizzard expos, I'm a vidya journalist). The guy is nuts, there are so many stories about him doing crazy and gross things I don't even know where I would begin.

>the toilet video
>WoWcon hotel room incident
>E3 alleged rape fiasco
>his "breeding dogs" aka dogs he keeps staked outside his house in the backyard he uses for breeding
>the murder at his bachelor party
>the wedding incident
>that asian woman who came forward after Hearthstone dropped

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Apparently this image shows up if you open the sombra website with TOR

the thread's slowing down

the /v/ kiddies are leaving

>>157775674
nice bait

>>157775674

>5.51kbs

>>157775790
Why say anything? This will die down tomorrow and it will be like it never happened.

>>157775768
Why? i am neither a child nor a slav.

>>157775805
Som...

19.10

???

>>157775569
Tracer- Headshot
everyone else, FtH

it's just math, you want to use each one that will be most likely to kill them before stun wears off.

>>157775691
Thank god Ryo did this one, his other Mercy picture sucked.

>>157773958
t. Jeff

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>>157775649
hmm...

>>157775790
Do you not remember the Diretide thing?

Valve outright said: saying nothing is better than saying anything at all. It is not good for business to be humble, EVER.

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WTF IS THIS???

>>157775691
>tfw only got an ugly zombie pig

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>no Sombra today
>2 MONTHS
>ARG
What was the point?

>>157775435
Like that's ever stopped them before

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>blizzard spent two months writing that fine piece of lore for amomentincrime

QUALITY

>>157773391
No really, what did that do?

good job Blizzard, because creating hype and disappointing it with fucking nothing is always a great move. See no man's buy

>>157775925
I love gods!

>>157775964
To get you idiots to buy boxes.

>>157775925
That picture looks like one of my friends except light skinned

>>157775931
>saying anything like all
For example, "Sombra winky face"

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>>157775805
I tried the same and I got this pic??

Could it be region specific? I'm an Aussie myself

>>157775992
Sombra will never be released because in the future Trump built the wall

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>tfw everyone else complaining
>tfw went out for some food
>tfw just playing the game normally
>tfw everyone except me freaking out

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>>157775003
This enchanting warrior.

Her fate is cruel

>>157775805
soil
1990

wuh?

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they might have actually killed their game

what a bullshit marketing tactic for a new hero, now literally everyone not servile and submissive is pissed as fuck

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>>157773331
Sleep tight reap tight

>>157776196
I think this is the end of the game if they don't release her in some form today

what was the point of that countdown?
Was it really just for that flaccid message?

>>157776003
But they got a lot of money with a marketing scam basically. They got what they wanted with NMS

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/585v5l/i_have_discovered_extra_items_hidden_amongst_the/

This is at least something interesting.

>>157774763
ferme tayeule asti d'quebecois a marde. jte gage tu main bastion comme l'osti d'imbécile que t'est

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>been saving my coins for Sombra
>this happens

>>157776196
Nobody will care how bad the ARG was once she's out

>>157776237
lol

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/585qsj/blizzard_please_do_not_treat_any_heroes_in_the/
over 9000 upboats and 5 golds over a guy complaining about a free character not coming out.

>reddit

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>>157773331
Sleep tight reap tight

>>157776196
>We can get away with this because they'll be forced to play for the Halloween skins or pay us anyway

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Im speecheless by how bad Blizz is at hyping shit

a m a z i n g

>>157773331
Whats the point of this shit?
Do people actually have problems with sleep?

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>>157776240
I hate you Blizzard. That was retarded even by your standards.