/owg/ - Overwatch General

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you know the drill

First for Blizzard is highly problematic.

>>157274637
Why did Blizzard feel the need to whitewash Symettra? She is the darkest PoC in the game and she gets the vampire skin? Disgusting racist shit needs to die.

>watch So0n streaming
>picks tracer
>proceeds to carry by killing 3 people in 6 seconds with just left click in every fight
>tracking is so good I am unable to comprehend how a human can have those reflexes

I feel shit.

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>tfw playing Genji because i wanted to git gud with it
>afraid to play with it in comp because i have no friends
>player Reaper instead in comp
>doing so much better than Genji in fucking quick play because ez kills ez tanks


i mean, i can actually hit most of my shurikens and shit, it's just that everytime i try to use my weeb ultimate i'm getting fucked over.
i just want to to be a weeb like Ash-Greninja

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>>157274634
Ana song!
Ana song!
Ana,
Ana,
Ana song!

>lose a match
>know we lost because of me being a shit Zen
>for some reason my teammates all blame our Tracer who was doing fine
I felt bad for her but I'm glad nobody bullied me

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>same 3 stack continues to wake reaper

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Cutest and best pairing

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>tfw 6 levels before I reset and get buried in lootboxes

Thank fucking god this brawl is actually fun. I couldn't stand Lucioball.

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Winston's blackboard in Gibraltar translates to:
>Redpill yourselves sheeple.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana

>It's the gaming community gets triggered by a tumbler post again episode

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MywBSOH7hAE

Hey Blizzard

When are you gonna make that transforming bastion figure?

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>>157274518
>Male Widowmaker
You stop that.

I'm not even a widowfag

>>157274634
GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL

>>157274871
Biggest problem with Lucioball for me was they kept the default speed move speed. If his amp up speed was the default and you could go even faster it would've been more fun.

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HANA
A
N
A

>exclusive blizzcon shit is up on blizz store
>buy some stuff
>pay
>get confirmation and order #
>no confirmation email like my blizzcon ticket
>check account on store
>order # not found anywhere
>talk to support
>"your order was cancelled because you hit back during the order process"
>i literally got a confirmation saying that i paid fori t
>$80 pending in the bank
>support tells me i have to rebuy it and the bank should give me back my money
>buy it again
>same thing happens
>support assures me the orders were cancelled
>both payments are pending in my bank and told me that they should give me the money back in a day or so

so is that how it actually works? how come my blizz ticket was instantly paid for but this stuff takes a while to process? why did i even lose money if the orders didn't go through?

if i cancel the pending transaction, blizzard will fuck with my account, and if i do a chargeback, blizzard will fuck with my account

what do i do

I JUST WANTED A PACHIMARU AND GANYMEDE PLUSH!

>>157274895

It wouldn't matter if the industry wasn't trying to cater to them so hard.

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A Haiku by Genji Shimada, illustrated by Hanzo Shimada.
>so much grams
>unzip da bag, dip in my hand
>then I palm trees

>>157274994
are they though

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Mid-to-late 30s Ana is cute.

CUTE!

>>157274964
No, it doesn't.

Blizz just took your hard earned dollarydoos like it was nothing, and you ate it up, boyo.

>>157274895

Making jokes about a post isn't the same as being triggered, anon.

If blizzard makes any sort of response to that post, THEN you'll see people getting triggered.

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Play nice, play Pharah!

>>157275045

Look at BF1.

What is it about platinum where it's so shit?
I climbed up from silver and gold was way better than this.
People instalocking Genji and McCree and running way out of position while screaming on their mics about being baited.
Everyone will dive 5 people to kill the solo healer, so every fight both supports die and the other 10 people TDM until one side wins
Roadhog is considered a viable solo tank

overall it seems like despite it being higher ranked, people actually play worse in plat than in gold for some reason

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>>157275057
>sports bra tanline

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>Eichenwalde
>Enemy captures payload
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Notice McCree coming from the hallway
>Pop Barrier
>Kill him
>McMeme proceeds to shit talk me
>"Noob Zarya"
>We win in the end
>I get POTM
>Rub the salt even deeper in the wound
>McMeme left the game
>mfw

>>157275073
This is haram. Sluts like this are not going to be left when the caliphate takes over.
Like Ana said, all infidels are garbage in the eyes of Allah and the Shah

>>157275264
if youre going to spam this at least post the animated version

How do I grind fast crates?

>>157275324

Brawl.

>>157275324
queue up, quickplay.

that's it.

prestige if you can.

>>157275086
>Blizzard changes skin tone to the mythology based on the topic
Why does she get a Goddess skin, then? It Bluewashed her. Fucking Eifle 55 boys get away with everything.

>>157275120
that's sweden and EA

the kings of sjw cuckery

>>157274895
>It's the autist is triggered by anon's talking about a tumblr post again episode

>>157275324
make friends for the free 20%

>>157275402
It's fake, retard

>>157275264
Dude you aren't even the highest resolution any more get good
>>157273674

If you don't know the strats or can't play each character, don't play hard in Junkenstein's Revenge. Seriously.

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sipping away from Mei's ult and blow her up

Is there a better feeling?

>>157275073
Stretchmarks and self harm scars.

>>157275557
>>157275264

Why do you all keep spamming this? Its getting really annoying.

>>157275557
ouuuh fuck titties i cum my johnson

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>>157275086
Tbh I just wish she had fangs/a little more details.

Skins fine though.

newfag here, level 25. want to start to play comp.


Which characters should i play for being useful beside being healing slut?
Is soldier/genji any good?

>>157275538
The transition to thirdperson - visor is honestly cool.

>>157275139
Because a lot of people climbed there by instalocking McCree, Genji, or Hog and ignoring their teammates to get kills

Will I ever get good teamates

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>Junkenstein brawl
>Teammate instalock McRee so quickly that my game freezes for half a second

And here I thought I was q u i c c with my Genji in Master comp

who /play dva to trigger the metaautists/ here?

>>157275770
Just learn Zarya

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>Playing the brawl
>One of our teammates die
>Reinhardt narrator starts talking
>"The heroes defenses began to fall. If only they had a shield to stand behind."
>Mfw I realize Reinhardt was shit talking on how the team didn't have a tank

>>157275669
I was actually behind this till they said increasing the contrast. The pallet looks fucking great. Fucking tumblr mongoloids.

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>>157275770
play these characters

>>157275820
If you can't carry them out of shit games, no

>>157275834
How the fuck am i supposed to be good with her? she's so fucking weak without being charged, and against non retards they will just stop shoot you untill lol barrier is over.

>>157275976
what rank are you?

>>157275976
No they don't. They really don't.

Buddy of mine just reached Master playing almost exclusively Zarya.

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>playing brawl for first time
>reinhardt va
>Junkrat va
They outclass the s76, mcree, hanzo, and ana so hard its not funny

>>157275770
Genji's good if you can play him well. Otherwise you're just a huge detriment to the team. S76 is practically never seen because he's inferior to every other Offense character.

Reaper is almost always a solid pick. Tracer is good, but she has the same issue as Genji. If you suck, you WILL drag the team down.

Rein is practically a must have. So if you're good with him, there ya go. Zarya has the best ult in the game, combined with great damage and survivability. Roadhog is basically an Offense character with 600hp.

All of the Defense characters are situational and generally inferior to the other characters. But if you're good with them, go for it.

In the end, just play who you're good with. If you're good at S76, play him. He might be the weaker Offense character right now, but if you can play him well, then it won't really matter.

>>157275976
learn which of your team mates is most retarded or glue yourself to your healer (GOOD IDEA) and rely on energy coming from their shields more than your own

>>157276060
M8 you would just need a bastion and a mercy for that brawl then

>Genji gets a quadruple kill
>POTG is Junkrat spamming M1 and killing a Tracer after Genji deflects her bomb onto her, saving Junkrat, and Mercy

>>157276060

u'll regret the day u messed w/ dr jamieson junkerstein m8

>>157275669

Jesus Christ, I hate SJWs. She is supposed to be a vampire. End of story. This butthurt is unreal.

why the FUCK are you literally allowed to play only four (4) of the characters in the roster? Zombie mode would be much more fun with all the characters

And to top it off the 4 characters you can play area the shittiest of them all

fml s m h t b h

>>157276163
>good genji
its a rare and delicious treat when he is in your team.

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>McCree doesn't have the Van Helsing getup from the comic

One. Goddamn. Job. I got fucking cucked out of his American skin earlier in the year because I couldn't buy it even with 2k gold, now I get cucked out of what was a cool concept of a second skin.

And no good Zarya skin because, again, LOLRNG.

Mei is fat. FAT

>>157276140
What are you even talking about? Mercy is already in the brawl and bastion doesnt have a voice actor

>>157276060
Not in spanish, the guy who dubs 76's is the same that does Bruce Willis.

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I hate this game.

Why the fuck do I keep playing it?

Why the fuck are "ultimate abilities" in a FPS?

Why the fuck do I keep playing it?

Why the fuck am I always the damn tank?

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP PLAYING IT?

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November is coming, you're ready for First Strike right?

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>>157275225
>Like Ana said
???????

>>157276265
>And no good Zarya skin because there are none

ftfy
worst skins in the game

>>157276278
Sorry misread and i thought you were talking about gameplay wise

>>157276265

If I don't get to have BMX Reaper as a skin then you don't get to have McHelsing.

>>157275225
Nigga she fights with her hair down.

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>play Reaper
>gold in healing

It's really hard to beat Junkenstein's Revenge without playing Ana. People are so shit at her it's not even funny. They don't sleep dart the bosses; they don't nano McCree at the right time; and the don't fucking heal.

>>157276060
Reinhardt VA is godlike - I love how much he reminds me of the Haunted Mansion narrator - and Chris Parson is pretty much always on point with Junkrat so I'm loving it. Really the only voice that's off to me is Ana, she sounds like she's phoning it in pretty hard.

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>>157276402
Feeling sleepy?

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>>157276416
>Play Mercy
>Gold in damage

Whats easier to win a game with, a team with no healer or a team with no tank?

Honestly I'm leaning towards no healer just because at least you can heal yourself via medkits. But usually people get a lot more hostile with each other.
Fuuuuck my skill level, why do I keep getting Bast's on attack.

>>157274706
I sure hope you're being sarcastic.
They finally gave her a skin that doesn't look like shit.

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>>157276526
>play anyone
>4 golds

>>157275324
buy them

>>157276429
Even when you do play Ana they'll still fuck it. They'll bunch up and get grenade to rain on them and wipe them out, wake up bosses, and do fuck all when you nano them. It astounds me how braindead the average player is.

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>>157276526
>20 damage pistol
>45 damage melee attack
>gold in damage
im sorry anon

>>157275806
I climbed there by playing tanks and healers

>>157276467
Its almost 4 am here so yes.

Tuck me in, captain.

>>157276594
Honestly? I'm fine with the white washing but I just don't like the skin that much. It's mainly the bat socks. They're a little too goofy.

>>157276467
Captain Amari is for ___________.

(Fill in the blank)

>>157276098
How do you consider a good Genji?
I can hit most of the shurikens in close range and being annoying shit in longer range, but my game sense is kinda meh in "when should i use dragon blade for sick swift sitrkes fest"

With S76 i'm just having a good aim and playing like it's COD i guess.

Reaper is pretty much my best choice most of the time. no one scream at me and honestly shredding tanks is realy easy with him.

No idea how to Rein tho.

I wish i knew how be a good zariya

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>>157276526
>Play Genji
>Gold in Healing

>>157276549

No healer. Heals can be provided by kits, self-healing abilities, or even Torb packs.

>>157276429
>be Hanzo because everyone already picked someone else
>have no idea how to play Hanzo (I believe he's my least played character)
>Ana keeps ulting on me
>waste the ult trying to hit one bombarder and missing

>>157276549
I have won some games with no tanks.

Okay. I want that fucking Mercy Skin. How do I level quickly?

NERF
ZARYA

I want to play D.va again without being gang banged.

>>157276737
feet are disgusting

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>>157276695
Don't boop that Bastion
Don't sing Hana a Song
Don't shock that Genji
Don't ride the Dragon to long
Don't step in the trap just because Junkrat is taking a nap
Don't drop the beat while Lucio is in the sack
Don't wake Mcree when he is counting sheep
Don't melt that Mei she is trying to sleep!
Don't wake my daughter unless you plan to ask for Mercy today
Don't blow onto Gabriel or his smoke will dissipate
Don't shake Jack or he's bound to cause trouble
Don't whisper to Rein or I will be cleaning up all the rubble
Don't tell Hog that Australia is no more
Don't bother Symmetra she can really snore
Don't you unleash that MOLTON CORE
Don't shout cheers because Lena is on the floor
Don't call Athena while Winston is getting his rest
Don't go to Widow right now or she wont look her best
Don't disturb Zarya shes acquiring her gains
Don't ship off Zenyatta hes just trying to attain!
Its bed time /owg/

>>157276807
gold?

>>157276827
git
-----------good------------
and buy the crates with $$$

>>157276827
do brawl on easy

>Ana is the healer
>Mcree is the boss killer
>Soldier is the mob handler
>Hanzo is ?????

>>157276708
Suckling at the teat of.

>>157276526
>Play Genji
>4 gold

this is when i can tell "fuck this team" , right?

>>157276827
Keep playing quickplay or Junkenstein's revenge on easy. Avoid Competitive, try to group up if you can.

Pharah really needs a splash damage buff.

>>157276875
plat

>>157276903
The sniper pick so that 'elite' sniper players are willing to play the brawl

>>157276526
>Play Lucio
>Golds in Eliminations, Healing, Objective Time, and Objective Kills in Numbani
>Still delivered the payload.

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Playing on a lenovo y500 is killing me
I have to stop every game or else my computer shuts down with a popping noise...

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I just dropped from 2329 to 1946 from a string of leavers LITERALLY EVERY MATCH IN A ROW. I hope blizzard's HQ burns down with kaplan's faggot ass still in it

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>>157276708
impregnating

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>>157276708
JUSTICE

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>>157276708
CHEEKI BREEKI

>>157276840

Shut the fuck up you pasty faggot

>>157277069
>lenovo y500
Why would you use a Lenovo product in the first place?

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>>157277201

>>157277072
i like kaplan desu. a lot better than some of the other lead devs out there.

>>157277276
I'm poor and i didn't know at the time how shitty they are..

>>157276391
The blonde one with full-red was breddy gud.

>>157276409
I'm salty about that too, still. We'll suffer together, anon.

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>>157277279
Delete this or go to bed.

>>157276958
Zarya bubble are used when the damage is imminent (charge, high noon, Nerf this) or when damage is inevitable cause people are already shooting.

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What is your favorite brawl interaction?

>McCree: Hey archer, what say you pass that flask around so we can all have a drink? This is thirsty work
>Hanzo: We drink when the job is done

>>157276903
Hanzo can take care of the bomb bitches a little better than Soldier provided the Hanzo isn't dog shit. Plus his ult is decent for cleaning middle while focusing the boss, and pretty great on Junkboi.

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>other team has a a premade group of 4, 3 of which are tanks
>my team has a premade group of 4, 3 of which are fucking defense
>cant switch because im the only tank and the other non premade guy is the only support

holy fucking shit quickplay is awful

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https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk?t=1m5s

>>157276460
>you are now aware that Reinhardt's va is Mr. Krabs.

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The two heroes you have the most time played with in Overwatch will now raise your child.

How awesome/fucked is your child's life?

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>>157277404

>do click on training bot 100% accuracy exercise
>so basic
>how can this possibly help
>play McClick
>60% accuracy
>up from 38%

Well now.

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>getting play of the match as zen

>>157277437
On a scale from "Hot Topic" to "rawr xD" how edgy do you feel now?

What is the most fun hero and why is dva?

I like the Zen, Rein, Ana, Roadhog, and Mercy skins. Convince me to stop liking a few of them so that I can at least get 1-2 and not feel massively disappointed.

>>157277279
I've seen the blog this comes from. She also reblogged outright lesbian porn of Pharah and Mercy

Best support in the game?

>>157277432

>play QP
>nobody gives a fuck
>6 torbjorns in hanamura defense
>win

QP is more fun than comp.

>>157277432
I havent played in a while

Why are so many people playing defense heroes now? They still look like they fucking suck

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>>157277549
Crawling/10

>>157277574
His name is Lucio.

>>157277421
this mode needs to be permanent.
The interactions are so great.
They should consider this a test and design a full fledged fire fight mode that is balanced for all (most) of the characters.
I'd love that shit.

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>>157277508
>Zenyatta and Junkrat
On the bright side, she'd probably obtain inner peace.
Then, she'd blow up a bank...

>>157277421

Why can't those lines be in the regular game. I fucking love character interaction.

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>>157277560
As much as I like the Pharah and Mercy pairing I like Ana blocking them even more.

is your first halloween box a guaranteed legendary? Ive been busy working and finally got around to playing today and I got Witch Mercy in the free box.

>>157277574
The Brazilian Blur.

>>157276654

The thing is, I already played as Ana and won, so I am trying to win with the other characters to get the achievements, but my teammates are consistently retarded. Just this past match, my Ana sleepdarted a random enemy seconds before Reaper popped up.

Why do these people play on hard if they don't know what they are doing? Why? They can't play their heroes and they can't follow basic strategies.

The real reason that not everyone gets a skin/gets the same skins used in the sprays&comics is because these are yearly events. When the summer event begins again next year, we'll probably see one or two new skins like bike Reaper or tennis Mercy. And next October we'll probably see something like viking Torb or Helsing Mcree.

Its the same model they use for the WoW holidays. Add a few more cosmetics to the pool every year or so to keep people logging in to events they already completely finished the previous year.

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>>157275538
>Mike
Oscar Mike?

>>157277574
Ana or Lucio.

>>157277669
Or worse
>Knowledge to start a for profit religion.

you've created a cult leader.

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>>157277718

No

So what is the Junkenstein meta?

>>157274871

Wait, do you get XP for doing the Brawl?

>>157277767
>lucio
He asked for the best support not a name for a payload

>>157277634

Mei is good for the ult, and freeze/wall delaying.
Hanzo is good if you can predict.
Widow is apparently good now they improved her scope time again.
Torbjorn is shit.
Bastion is good only for le sneaky robot surprise.

>>157277821
Ana, McCree, Soldier: 76, and Hanzo

so what rank do average players rank in at?

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>>157277754
"Muh cultural diversity"

>>157277865

between 2k-3k per brawl.

>>157277821
Making sure to stand and pose behind the enemy bosses when they spawn with a smug look on your hero's face

>>157277723
Just play easy to get the character wins. The EXP is pretty much the same. Good luck beating medium without any wall damage!

>>157277821
Nano Noon

Gotchu in my sights the tires

Hanzo being useless as usual

>>157276709
A good Genji is an obnoxious, annoying little shit. They'll cause the enemy to target him given any chance, regardless of whether or not it puts them in a bad position. Pinning down backlines and making healers either back off or get themselves killed. If they make just one person on that team so mad that they specifically follow you around in the hopes of killing you, you're doing it right. You're a giant distraction, and that helps your team a ton.

Dragonblade is best used as kind of a punishment tool. Use it if you see a healer out of place, or a tank who's pushed in too far. It's awesome when you get that perfect team kill ult, but it's best to just pop it in situations where you can grab 2 or 3, or catch the Mercy that's waiting to ress her team

Rein takes a bit of playtime to figure out when you need to be aggressive and when you need to play it safe. I'd save trying him out for QP or after your placements.

I feel you on Zarya. I know how she works, but I can never put it into practice. I just don't have the mindset for her.

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>>157275073
2wet

>diamond roadhog
>doesnt use hook or ult ONCE
>has the audicity to say "shit team" after costing us the game

>>157277668
Or at least make it a new weekly brawl for the rotation, most brawls are so shit and should be removed, they should rework the whole thing and only keep the few good ones.

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>>157277461
>Hears a Roadhog
>warns everyone about "THE HOOKS, ME BOY!"
fuck, I need this now, you ruined me.

>>157277508
>Lucio and Zarya
>tfw pretty much Lucio but unsuccessful
;_;

>>157277970
>not helix the tires
>hanzo not being gr8 for junkenstein

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>>157277951

>nearly got it except for a single fucking zomnic that I was reloading on

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>>157277551
>Tfw actually having fun rushing from one to another as Mercy and receiving compliments for resurrects

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tfw you learn something from reddit

>>157277809
>Totenkreuz

God, you are edgy

>>157278094
All I get are players that hug the wall so it gets raped by grenades from mobs and/or junk

>>157278154

It's from Disgaea, I didn't know until it was too late. It's not my fault.

Another loss, another Ana not nano-boosting McCree or sleep darting the bosses.

This shit is ridiculous. I tell them from the very beginning what to do, and they don't listen.

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>>157278024
Sounds like they'll be doing something different

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>Maximum charge

Well, if nothing else this Brawl is helping me with my aim, I am pretty shit.

>>157277634
Widow/hanzo are ok
Junkrat is forever countered by zaryas existance
Mei is the best out of the lot but only because she can stall for time
Torbjorn is shit, just plain mediocre that even when you win as him it feels bad.
Bastion is countered by 3/4 of the roster and will remain that way unless his self heal gets changed into an actual defensive skill.

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>join game
>see this

what do

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>>157277508
>>157277508
>The two heroes you have the most time played with in Overwatch will now raise your child.

Well uh, I guess it would work out.

>>157278361
Pick zen or ana

>>157277508
>McCree and Zarya

I like this idea more than I should.

>>157278361
when the game has gone full retard, you too must go fill retard
if you don't, then your team is half retard, and then you're fucked

>>157278318
I actually would like it if Bastion's E, while he's in sentry mode, was a timed/HP-based (whichever goes first) frontal shield but he couldn't self-heal while in sentry mode.

Question,

do you guys think that there will ever be an Overwatch 2 game? Or will Blizzard take the sort of League of Legends approach and just keep revamping/updating the game as time goes on

>>157278361
Just go symmetra

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>>157278246
>Blizzard
>Fun

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>>157277461
A-are you serious, anon? Now that you mention it, he does sound a lot like a German Mr. Krabs...

>>157278116
But this is common knowledge?

>got Mercy witch skin
>don't even play Mercy
t-thanks bliz

>>157277508
>Lucio
>Widowmaker
Daily game of "Has Amélie Killed the Baby?"

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*inhales*

>>157278572
Isn't Lucio in a bigger danger?
If Widow had a child, she's probably be overly sweet with him.

>>157277508
>Reinhardt
>Ana
best grandparents

Mrs. Claus Mei, Elf Torbjorn, Jack Frost Reaper, Santa Reinhardt, Ornament Zenyatta, Reindeer Tracer, Candy Cane McCree, Gingerbread Genji, Nutcracker 76, and Snowman D.VA are coming for Christmas event.

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>Now arriving at the Temple of Anubis....

>>157278516
>League of Legends approach
I hope not, Riot takes 6 years to implement things and then make their game worse and worse.

But yes, Blizzard is going to be updating Overwatch for a long time, they've already made a ton of cash on it, and with crates it will just keep making cash. So they can afford to keep adding free new maps/heroes/etc.

>>157277508
Probably the same as >>157278028

>>157278254
>>157278616
Would charge/10

>>157278516
It took them 12 years to release sequels to Diablo and StarCraft.

I don't think Overwatch 2 is going to happen in the near future, but I think they will do content packs a la Hearthstone.

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>Overwatch - PTR has started an update

>>157278516
Blizzard already stated that they're actually entertaining the idea of retiring characters when the roster starts to get bloated. Enjoy losing all your skinnies!

>>157277508
Mei and Lucio

My kid would have quite the childhood.

>>157278795
Aren't the PTR servers still down

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>tfw I'm a terrible widow but somehow got a sharpshooter potg

I will never have such luck again.

>>157278673
>no yeti winston

>>157278361

>Join game
>See 5 Bastions
>Just roll with it and go Bastion
>Have fun for about 2 hours with complete randoms just going all of one class in games

>>157278670
>she's probably be overly sweet with him.

Widow looks like a drowned body, is a trained killer, acts overly edgy all the time and "feels no emotions"

Are you sure about that?

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>>157277508
>Junkrat and Roadhog
Why do I get the feeling one of them is going to try and use the kid as a distraction/meat shield while they rob another bank?

>>157278856
>feels no emotions
>gets butthurt when Ana mentions Gerard

>>157274948
But there are breasts. How is that a guy?

>>157278798
I will sue Blizzard if they do this.

WHERE. THE. *FUCK*. IS SOMBRA.

Guy in my game had a diamond badge, but 2500 solo SR
what are the chances he was a boosted account that lost back down?

he played nothing but lucio and only ulted himself

>>157278932
Up your ass

>>157278894
Guess why it was put in quotation marks

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>Hanzo: I can sense you and the Soldier have... history
>Ana: Indeed, and much of it unhappy

I guess he forgot to pull out?

>>157278798
Don't spread bullshit. They said they are open to the possibility if it ever comes to that, there's a difference.

http://www.pcinvasion.com/overwatch-heroes-not-retired

>We’re not even remotely thinking about retiring heroes right now or anytime in the foreseeable future.

Please keep up with the news, grandpa.

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YOUR MY LE FACE WHEN THE HOOK IS LITERALLY A PROJECTILE

>>157278673
>Santa Reinhardt
>Elf Torbjorn
>Mrs. Claus Mei

I WOULD KILL FOR THESE!!!

>>157278798
>all the counters to x hero get retired
>x now becomes op cancer forever until they retire it
I don't want the hearthstone treatment to fps games

>>157278982
>Mcree: I can see you and the soldier have a history
>Ana: This isn't our first battle and it wont be our last together unless he does something foolish

>>157278982
of gabby's tight butt

>>157278673

>Giving a candy cane to mccree instead of having it be road's hook

>>157278709
>that one pub wall in King's Row
Blizz should put some little Mercy easter egg there, that's where every competent Mercy just waits for the archway wipe.

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>>157278995
>people seriously believe it's hitscan
Then why can I hook things I'm not even aware existed?

Is there any benefit to beating junkenstein's revenge on hard? I've been solo queuing and only beaten junkrat's first form (kek) once and I was with a fairly well coordinated 3 stack. Can't imagine how hard it is at the end.

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>>157278982
>forgot
Ana is the overwatch bicycle

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>>157279003
How many would you kill?

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>>157276863

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>>157279203
Please delete this

>>157279203
>Ana was the Overwatch bicycle #1
>Mercy is the Overwatch bicycle #2 on its way out
Who will be OW's new bicycle?

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>>157277461
>mfw someone says Reinhardt = Mr. Krabs
You guys are literally so fucking retarded
Darin De Paul doesnt voice Krabs

>>157279284
your mom lmao

>>157279284
Pharah

It's almost guaranteed that McCrees fucked both daughter and mother

Trying to solo queue hard is making me want to kill myself.

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>>157279203
DELETE THIS PICTURE RIGHT NOW, JACK

>>157279356
Why would you fucking play hard mode?
All you'll get is a lousy spray

>>157279284

Genji.

>>157277508
>Mercy and Pharah

I'm okay with this.

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>>157279341
>McCree/Ana borderline /ss/
Did the fetish hotline call?

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>>157279284
>>157279332
Yo, where were you when Anon's mom got spitroasted?

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>>157278982
>Anax76 fags think this is evidence they were a couple
>the characters in the brawl are not McCree, Hanzo, Ana, and Solider 76, they are characters inside the Dr.Junkenstein universe called Archer, Gunslinger, Alchemist, and Soldier
>their interactions are non-canon but they still have the same personalities

>they say their past was unhappy
>we already know what their history was
>despite all of this they are still pushing it in every thread

At this point they have less potential than Reaperx76.

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>>157279341
Pharah grew up alone, she's pure.
Not to mention her autism drives off anyone who tries to hit on her.

>>157279421
To get the lousy spray.

You put the boss to sleep? Might as well wake them up!
Hey guys let's all stand still when getting bombed the fuck out!
Reaper is here? Let's all get as close to him as possible!
Why aren't you healing me when I literally have Roadhog's dick in my mouth while he's ulting and I'm flying everywhere??
Oh you wanted me to use my ult when you nano'd me? How was I supposed to know?????
You mean when I use my ult as mccree I shouldn't click as soon as the skull appears over an add??

Retards should be slaughtered.

Hey, I've seen a checklist for all the Halloween items here before. It had a Bastion or something in the background. I've been looking for it forever with no results. Would some anon be kind enough to post it again for me?

>>157279192
Just an achievement

>>157278220
Hey Toten, are you going to submit anything for TF2's halloween?

>>157279569
>Reaper/76 fags think its easier for Jack and Reyes to reconcile than Ana and Jack can.

>>157279192
Just nanoboost the ulting McCree.

>>157279569
Holy shit Anon, you should be featured in Ripley's Believe It or Not museum for the man with the talking ass!

>>157278673
>Ornament Zenyatta

I like the idea of this. Red and Green orbs, and his color scheme would be like a Christmas Tree.

>>157279597
Fair enough,
but a spray I won't even end up using isn't worth all that trouble for me or maybe I'm just a lazy fuck

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>>157279369
No

>>157278154

How is that edgy?

>>157279192
>>157279192
>>157279192
>Is there any benefit to beating junkenstein's revenge on hard?

Once you get the four Halloween achievements you're next loot box will contain a legendary Halloween themed skin. It's how I got the witch mercy.

>>157278798
Didn't Reddit throw a fit over this like two months ago and then Kaplan came out and confirmed that they had zero plans of ever doing this? From what I remember the interviewer asked if retiring heroes was a possibility and Kaplan basically replied with "Eh, yeah... I guess... Anything's possible, heh heh..." and made people lose their shit.

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>>157279738
They weren't openly fighting this far along into Overwatch.
Ana's hair was gray in this. It was probably her last Overwatch Halloween.

>win 7 in a row
>lose 7 in a row
>win 7 in a row
>play the exact same way every game
Is this just me or is this how the system actually works.

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>>157279284
Pharah is ready to continue the Amari tradition. Which feud between 2men is she gonna trigger?

>>157279832
See >>157278993.

>>157279369
>*Delete this in Arabic*

>>157278982
>Archer: I can sense you and the Soldier have... history
>Alchemist: Indeed, and much of it unhappy

>>157279070
>Gunslinger: I can see you and the soldier have a history
>Alchemist: This isn't our first battle and it wont be our last together unless he does something foolish

FTFY. They're characters in Rein's story, not members of overwatch.

>>157279807
Totenkreuz is german for something like death's cross.

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>>157279607

>>157279623

Nope. I still get comments on that stupid miami skin though. That's probably yet another potentially successful concept Valve let rot though.

>>157279750
Don't let November hit you too hard when 76 ends up not ever being in a relationship with her.

>>157279785
I mean it's only going to be available for a limited time and I figured it shouldn't be that hard to do, but fuck me does the average player always surprise me with how retarded they are. At the very least the difficulties should've been locked behind winning the previous difficulties, and winning at least once with each character. That way people might have an inkling of an idea of how hard mode should play out. I can't even imagine what the no damage achievement will be like.

>>157279893
Listen to this anon he is from very important posts so it is very important that you listen

>>157278798

>roster starts to get bloated

3-4 heroes per year at this rate.

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>>157279872
Thanks.

>>157279914

Thank you so much, 30 good luck shekels have been deposited in your account. Your next inbox will have a legendary.

>>157279893
In the brawl the soldier says he is from Bloomington Indiana and that the gunslinger and the Soldier are both Americans.

>>157279865
McCree and not-man Mercy

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>>157279807

It means Death Cross in german.

It's pretty edgy.

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>one guy chases me down
>he dies
>gets res'd
>goes for me again
>he dies

>>157280010
Thanks Jeff!

>>157279960
I'm not pushing any sort of headcanon, but until you post something to back up your claims you might as well keep pulling shit out of your ass.

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>>157277404
>SMugberry
>tfw got all her Halloween loot
Why is s

>>157279192
Kill Mercy with extreme prejudice, spread out and stay on the move when dealing with Reaper, gang up on Roadhog, save Junkrat for last.

Use Ana and MeCree's ults together on bosses.

Save Hanzo's for firing up the middle when you see Reaper or Roadhog.

Use 76's to clear hoards.

>>157277404
Is this a new skin, or is it just the lighting?

So I don't get it. Halloween skins won't be purchasable for credits after event?

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>>157280140
Oops meant to say
*Why is she so perfect?

>>157277508
>Lucio and Ana
Ana has experience and I think Lucio would be a cool dad.

>>157280218

Just lighting, that's one of her commons.

>>157279960
>>157280067
I am excited for Liao
I am excited to know who that mysterious mohawk man is
I am excited for Titans
I am excited for omnic crisis
I am excited for new Overwatch members
I am excited to know what happened to Reaper

Damn you shippers are shallow. Most of you don't even care about the universe

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>>157280267
Best spray

Does anyone else just not enjoy the game anymore? Even if I'm winning, it just feels like a chore. There are some maps I enjoy but most of them I just completely hate.

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>>157279576
>Pharah
>pure

>>157279960
>>157280327
Wait, what's so special about November? BlizzCon?

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>>157279914
Should I kill myself?

>>157280327
Only fags ship anything. I'm just telling that guy to back up his claims.

>>157279817
>Once you get the four Halloween achievements you're next loot box will contain a legendary Halloween themed skin.
You better not be lying to me

Someone post upskirt witch

>>157277421

"A soldier, an archer, an alchemist and... an oddity. A motley crew we have here."

>>157280375
A 100 page comic about Overwatch's formation comes out

>>157280327
>Damn you shippers are shallow. Most of you don't even care about the universe

That's what happens when you have actual tumblrtards posting in these generals. All they care about is fictional characters fucking and if you dare call them out they'll act smug about it.

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>>157279803
It would be a shame if I leaked some pictures of you from the shower cam I installed..

>>157280489
Oh, shit. Completely forgot, thanks.

>>157280140
She'll probably get a christmas outfit, along with the others who have gotten only reskins

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>>157280559
The one were he drops the soap for Reyes?

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>>157279839
They look the same age in Old Soldiers. Maybe Morrison dyed his hair. He seems like the man to go down kicking and screaming while aging while Ana is more graceful about it.

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>>157280559
Be a shame if I kidnapped your daughter in the middle of the night

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>Be old so I cant be good at video games anymore and I stay in QP
>Little brother was born and raised in this video games are e-sports era so he only plays competitive mode and competitive games like mobas
>I only hear screams and yelling when he is playing this game
>He is always in a bad mood

All of this for a stupid gold skin that looks bad in every weapon.