Stardew Valley general - /sdvg/

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Level 7 farming by summer 1 thanks to parsnips and potatoes.

Also got 5 gold parsnips, 5 gold cauliflower, 1 of each summer crop.

>>157033718
nice.

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Claiming best husbando of all.

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>you will never make little edible sprites happy
>you will never hear their innocent voices as they thank you and bid you farewell

Junimos are too cute. Though, I wonder what they taste like.

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>>157033878
>Gud-Bai

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SLIMEGIRLS

I wish editing sprites in this game was easier.

>>157033574
Ok, so two things, first of all, how on earth do I create an event on it's own?

Secondly, I want to create an event between Sebastian/Serena and Robin, but I want to make it bittersweet but still a tiny bit happy.

I need some inspiration, but how do you guys imagine Robin's relationship with Sebastian is?

Also, here's the link to the edited female Sebastian sprites/portraits if anyone wanted them.

https://mega.nz/#F!aUVGjKBa!hIkg3pTCiaeH_KglWFJp5w

>>157033878
They have the texture of apples and the taste of Dr. Pepper.

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>Pierre sends Morris flying through the roof with a punch
FUCK YEAH PIERRE. This was all I could hear when I saw this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC4_5Tcd8PQ

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>>157034194
If you want to create new events I'd say look at the Jas and/or the Vincent marriage mods.
They add a lot of events each.
Also, the guy who made the Jas mod uploaded pic related, which might help.

In general, it's a matter of looking at the existing events and seeing what each command does.
Apparently it's extremely tedious, especially when testing the events.

As for the relationship between Robin and Sebastian, I think that they love each other a lot but resent the other a bit.
Robin probably resents Seb a little bit because he doesn't get along with Demetrius and Maru and so she can't enjoy a peaceful family life.

On the flipside, Seb resents his mother a bit because he either hates the fact that Demetrius is a dick to him and Robin sees and doesn't do anything/doesn't see it, or he feels a bit jealous (inconsciously) because before he had all his mother's love for himself.

I might have gone a bit oedipal there, sorry.

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>>157033804

You're not wrong.

>>157034649

>Jas/Vincent Marriage mods
Vincent is for nothing.
Jas is for running the animal shop after Marnie gets married to the protagonist or Lewis.

>>157035193
Jas might as well take over the animal shop right now since Marnie is never fucking there.

>>157035359

She would be the cutest fucking animal saleswoman in the Harvest Moon series.

Why in the fuck is the hardwood farm the best farm?

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>>157033878
>>157033959

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<3

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>>157036426

Welp, this general took a sharp dive.

>>157037791

Most people who play this are either playing it, or posting on reddit

It's a way better area to discuss the game for sure.

>>157037791
it's pretty late (or early) on a Sunday night (or Monday morning) depending on timezones.

>>157034254
awesome, thanks anon.

mmm, is Abigail still the most popular waifu?

>>157038394
The answer is in the OP.

>>157034649
Yeah so I guess I'm not making my own event then. That sounds way too tedious. On a side note, I think I might try to also edit the portraits of some of the other genderbent bachelors. For example, Alex I think could use some changes to make her look a little more sporty.

Anyways that aside, regarding Sebastian/Serena and Robin dialogue, I suppose I'll just make stuff like this:

Robin:
>"I wonder if Serena is okay by herself down there. It can get pretty lonely sometimes."
>"Serena can be a bit cold sometimes, but I know she cares about you. Why, I can remember when she was a little girl she would always hug and kiss me when I came back home!"
>"Of course, don't go telling her about these stories. I'm sure she would get angry at me again."
>"My, my, I can't believe that I'm a grandmother already! To think that my little Serena used to sleep in my arms."
>"Who knows, maybe I might come over to your farm to build something just to see my grandkids!"
>"It makes me so happy to see Serena smiling. She even hugged me when she saw me!"
>"I know I have a lot to make up for with Serena. One of these days, I'd like to talk to her, mother to daughter."
>"When I married Demetrius, I thought I would be bringing someone to act as a father to Serena. But something tells me she liked it better when it was just us two."

Serena:
>"Mom has been visiting here a lot to see her two grandkids. She doesn't seem to mind though since it's nice to see her smile"
>"(Grandkid1) and (Grandkid2) really seem to like Mom a lot. I'm not surprised. She always made me smile when I was little."
>"I wish Mom could live here with us, but I know that won't happen"
>"I don't think Demetrius even knows I gave birth to two kids. I wouldn't be surprised. It's been ages since I've seen him"

Bonus Line (?): "Demetrius used to hit me when I did something wrong, but Maru just sat there and said nothing. I don't know why I should be forced to see someone like that as family."

>>157038631
I'm curious, will you be releasing these changes along with the sprites at a later date, or is this a personal project?

>>157038841
I mean the dialogue modding is a complete pain in the ass right now since I'm busy learning the codes for certain expressions, and I would ideally love to be able to create events myself (under the name of Expanded Character Background mods) for each character, but the dialogue bit may take a while.

I think it's far easier for me to do the sprites/portraits since I can do that far quicker and it's really more or less editing one picture and copying and pasting the body onto the other portraits. The sprites are a pain but they're around the 8-bit level so not hard.

Anyways, as for whether or not I'll release them or if it's a personal project, I'm 99% I'll always release it for the public if I can and as long as I can verify it won't crash or fuck up someone else's game. Mainly because I'm still super salty over the Fire Emblem translation team dropping their translation and keeping the completed product for themselves over some retarded ass drama.

So anyways long story short, I have the full intention of releasing the sprites and the dialogue separately (i.e. whichever comes first). I mean if people want it, I see no reason to keep it for myself.

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Any good drawfags lurking at the moment?
I'm having one of those days and I need some comfy husbando OC or something. I'd love you forever.

>>157038841
Here's an example. I want to code this into the game, but there is literally no way for me to test this without having multiple save files at multiple locations. I only have one kid with Serena so I don't know whether or not this will work without some long tedious ass time.

>TwoKids_4: "Mom has been visiting us a lot more to see her two grandkids.$8#$e#They even all fell asleep together on the couch!$5" #!String

>>157033574
Who is this qt?

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>>157038841
Finally edited my first line of dialogue!

Also, digging through the marriage dialogue, there is some seriously depressing shit when you get low heart levels with your spouse.

>>157040152
>there is some seriously depressing shit when you get low heart levels with your spouse.
share with the class?

also good, there should be depressing shit if you bother to get low heart levels with your spouse.

>>157040264
>Bad_0: "...Do you still love me?
>Bad_1: "*sigh*... Maybe we got married too young.
>Bad_2: "Are you still happy with me?
>Bad_3: "Did I do something wrong? You've been acting different lately.
>Bad_4: "Do you ever wonder what else is out there?
>Bad_5: "You used to be romantic... what happened? I know I'm not as young as I used to be... is that what you married me for?
>Bad_6: "We only have one short life to live... is this the best way to do it?
>Bad_7: "I used to be your sweetie... now you only seem to put up with me when I make a hot dinner
>Bad_8: "You've been so cold to me lately.
>Bad_9: "I wonder if I could've done better

I think the worst one is Abigail though. All of these bad lines are generic but Abigail has:
>Bad_9: "I wonder if I could've done better... I was very good friends with Sebastian before we met. He was probably the one..."

Anyways, I think my next project is going to be revamping Alex and Elliot's female versions.

Also, my current Sebastian female dialogue thing is adding a lot more stuff. Mostly, I'm making it so that Robin visits Sebastian pretty regularly and even more so to see her grandkids when they're born.

>>157040457
Just curious, what are some of Shane's low heart level quotes? I can imagine he gets damn-near suicidal

>>157040630
>Bad_5: "Look, I just want to be alone. Why don't you go outside and do your own thing for a while?"
>Bad_6: "What do you want? You sound like Marnie on one of her bad days. Go away.
>Bad_7: "Farm-life is actually really boring. What am I doing here?
>Bad_8: "Yeah... *hic* ... Sure, honey. Whatever you say... *hic*"

I sincerely hope that you never have to go through this. That having been said, I could easily add more shit lines to the dialogue but that would just be bad.

>>157040630
Not that guy
Shane just gets pretty snippy

> Bad_5: "Look, I just want to be alone. Why don't you go outside and do your own thing for a while?" #!String

> Bad_6: "What do you want? You sound like Marnie on one of her bad days. Go away.$a" #!String

> Bad_7: "Farm-life is actually really boring. What am I doing here?$s" #!String

> Bad_8: "Yeah... *hic* ... Sure, honey. Whatever you say... *hic*" #!String

>>157040457
>I was very good friends with Sebastian before we met. He was probably the one...
fucking ouch.

my dream comfy farming game would have stuff like you're planning to add by default. none of them ever get marriage right, especially where in-laws are concerned. at least CA has added in stuff to try to make it better. if i remember right (i didn't get married fast enough) when the game launched all the spouses had the exact same generic dialogue. you couldn't even dance with your spouse at the Flower Dance.

>>157040725
>>157040742
>Look, I just want to be alone. Why don't you go outside and do your own thing for a while?
Jesus christ how depressing

>>157040748
Hmm, then if that's the case, I'd be open to taking suggestions for what people want to see in terms of marriage dialogue? I'm not making any guarantees right now, but I can get a general idea of adding more "lovey dovey" generic marriage dialogue as well as putting some other extra marriage dialogue for other candidates.

As it stands, my main focus is fixing up Sebastian so just a heads up.

>>157040817
I couldn't bear having him say that shit to me. I make sure he's happy every day. Spam the kiss button, talk to him throughout the day if I have things to do at home and gift him his favourite things daily.

I refuse to let him get that miserable.

>>157040742
>> Bad_8: "Yeah... *hic* ... Sure, honey. Whatever you say... *hic*" #!String
>shane goes back to being a drunkard

absolutely terrible but kinda hot

>>157040457
Oh. Wow.
That Abigail one is especially depressing, I'm glad I keep her happy with a kiss every morning and all the gemstones she can eat.

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>Patch comes out allowing me to romance Emily
>Start woo'ing the shit out of her
>She was turned from a positive and very active person into a brain damaged fucking hippie loon.

Just fuck my shit up Chucklefuck.

>>157041368
I hate to admit it, but I agree

>>157041423
ONE
MAN
TEAM

Damn I need some of drunk married Shane, passed out on the couch topless with slight pudge gut.
Would take advantage of.

>>157041804
it's better to be taken advantaged.

>>157041842
>the only joy Shane gets out of married life is occasionally getting fucked up and molesting his wife(/husband no homo)

>>157040742
>>157040457

do you know how exactly to look through for text?

>>157041790
months later and it's still depressing how a single guy managed to make a better game than a fuckhueg team

>>157041892
Yes, you need to unpack the files.
http://imgur.com/gallery/WCfeO
I'm pretty sure this is the gallery that guided me through it.
Enjoy

>>157041842
>>157041873
That man can do anything he wants to me.

>>157041993
I said that to CA in an email.
Funny how a bunch of people with better tech, more money etc can't make a game as good as one talented guy.

Are they porting to mobile so I can play while I pretend to work?

I already do through remote desktop but it would be more discreet to play on mobile

>>157041873
I want Shane and the farmer to have drunk hate sex.

>>157041423
chucklefish did not make the game u fricker

>>157042065
Don't turn me on before bed

>>157042065
F-fuck... Will someone please draw some lewds?

What is the point of the river and hilltop maps? Are they for hardcore challenges or something because there is no way to fit all the buildings you need on them or havea big enough farm to make decent money, I don't even think you could fit a lot on the forest map

And on thewilderness map... can enemies mess up your crops?

>>157041423
Thank God I'm not the only one who was disappointed with how Emily was fleshed out. I just wanted her to be an upbeat energetic woman.

>>157042419
im doing hilltop and its super comfy
thats the only reason why i picked it

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>>157041423
>>157042439

>>157042559

Yeah but... money

I am going joja and need all that cash... or are blueberries still just so absurdly good to harvest that money is a non issue

geez, these characters only have one line per day? no wonder they keep saying the same shit

>>157042642
You have a basement to fill with casks
You have sheds to fill with kegs
You have enough room to plant fruit plants/trees.

Bam you are rich.

>>157043215

Basement and shed? How long have I been fucking gone

Also I chose tiller and agriculturist the first time around because... well I didn't want to go full autism minmax when it came to making stuff

Hilltop looks cool but again having all the farm buildings might not work, and I don't know how much money you can make off that patch of ore

Is miner, trapper and lumberjack still completely worthless?

>>157043436
Miner is good. Why you need so many geodes and gems?

>>157043689
I regret whatever the opposite of miner was. fuck, I do not need these gems

>>157043720
>>157043689


Geologist is better than miner because geodes will be better than more ore/coal/metal bars being worth more because gifts and other crap vs bars

>>157034254
Love ya work, Statsy.

>>157043436
>Trapper
>Worthless

What? Trapper is great

>>157045965

only if you managed to level fishing up fast within the first couple seasons and even then no it really is not because money is so easy to aquire you could buy everything any anything trapper gets you it just is not worth it at all mid to end game vs fishing and pirate

Honey quality affect mead quality?

>>157046069
Exactly, there are numerous better ways to make money, more so than fishing. The time and energy expended while fishing can be better spent elsewhere. Trapping takes no energy and far less time. Either of the level 10 trapping skills are better than the fishing ones by giving 0 upkeep and decreasing the time to cycle pots or by giving guaranteed profit versus the bait cost.

The fishing traits make fishing slightly less shitty. Trapper traits makes it so you can still make profit from fishing with none of the downsides of fishing, freeing you up to do more profitable things.

>>157046419

except no treasures or artifacts and at the same time why go the no trash route when trash and stuff is really useful and bait is so cheap to put in your hand while filling them

Just no trapper gets useles real fast because fisher gets treasures

>>157046096
If it's like any of the other artisan goods - no. You'll have to put it in a cask to raise its quality.

how the hell is trash useful? I hope you like having torches, and rocks. It's only useful for refined quartz and it's not like quartz are particularly rare.

>>157047715
Very rarely you can get a whole bolt of cloth from newspaper.

JOJA COLA
>Fuel
>Your
>Life

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>>157049109

>>157049790
unironically, I wanted to romance Morris. I like his bowtie

>>157050978
>Halfway through Fall 1
>About to unlock greenhouse and only have winter foraging bundle and half of the bulletin left

How am I doing so far?

>>157051312
that's pretty good. not like it really matters in the long run though

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>>157033878

forget what they taste like says here you can turn em into gold

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>animal products have quality levels now
>my fridge is even more clogged than it was before because they all stack separately

>>157051779
why don't you just pick one quality level to save and sell the rest

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>>157051864

>tfw Pam has more lines than Harvey

>>157052782
I always forget Harvey even exists when I play, can't stand his portrait, its so dumb looking.

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>Stardew Valley (of the Elves)

I didn't think I needed this until I found it.

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Did I fuck up or are they growing? I planted them days ago, in the end of summer.

>>157053565
>side shave

gross

>>157053634
it will grow, its like 28 days.

>>157053565
Sebastian is awful, and why is Alex brown now?

>tfw no one else is shitty at combat so there's no easier monster mod

>>157053823
I don't understand how people are shit at combat. Just swing the sword until everything is dead.

>wanted to pursue Sam
>he's Fucking stupid
Why are the bachelor's shit?

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>>157053981
it's kinda endearing and he can play music. he's probably fit too and his 10 heart is lewd as fuck

>>157053902
I'm bad at video games in general, to be very honest.

I take a lot of hits and between that and trying to find the ladder I just can't seem to bring enough restorative items with me.

>>157054223
Nigga works at Walmart. I guess he's better than the NEET "aspiring" author on the beach at least.

>>157054261
If you have cheese you need nothing more

>>157054364
it's a small town. where else is he gonna work at

>>157055298
he could just drink and do meth like every other unemployed hick in hick town

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>>157054223
Sam is the cutest boy.

>die in skull cavern
>alt f4

>>157056224
you should uninstall.exe instead for dying in the first place

>>157055298
Harvey is a doctor.

>>157057568
who?

>>157040264

Hell, I was depressed when Penny got mad at me for talking to Leah in the forest.

Bitch we're in a small town, half the place is fucking forest.

>>157040725

Marnie on one her bad days.

So...just wanting to fuck Lewis?

>>157041423

She was always brain damaged, bud.

>>157042028

Making shit on your own is easier because you don't have to know where the other people fucked shit up, and you aren't bound to other people's mistakes.

The guy who made Xenonauts basically said the game wouldn't be fucked if the first coder hadn't used a fucking facebook game engine to do most of the code.

>>157058045
Its not easier it just gives him complete creative control which is what he wants.

>>157055543
Nigger is tall and skinny with a saiyan haircut looks silly as fuck

>>157058045
I was just saying how much better the game is in general compared to games of the same genre.
I was waiting a long time for Story of Seasons to come out for example, and as soon as SDV came out, SoS was dropped hard.
CA just simply made a better game. Everything about it is better.

>>157058501
And this.

>>157058501

Complete creative control is rather important for making something good.

Because it feels like the major companies hit the mark less and less now.

Does anyone knows where to find Abigail when it's raining? The wiki just says she may not be on the normal locations when it's raining

>>157059254
The wiki also says where she might be during rain. Scroll down more.

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>>157059441
>3:30
>she's not in the saloon
>today's wednesday and Pierre's closed
Shit

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>>157052892
Then do you like female Harvey, Harriet?

>>157060601

Harriet is for hug not for fug.

>>157060601
it's animu, but even that is better than the generic pacific northwest hipster look Harvey had going

>>157054223
He looks like Vegeta

>>157060601
oh now that's a cute genderbend

>>157061107
He's missing the massive widows peak tho

>>157061262
True, but at least he's finally stronger than Kakarot

Man, I wish Dizor still drew portraits for Stardew Valley.

His Rasmodius, Sandy and Marlon look way too hot. I'd have loved to see the all singles in his style, not just Flabigail, Haley and Emily.

Why is it such a scandal that Marnie and Lewis want to fug?

They're both single and have no children, right?

What happened to the Jas mod?
Stardewmods.com is down for good now (or at least it looks like that), and stardewmods.net has the 1.07 version that apparently fucks up Shane and Emily as singles.

>>157061668
whoever made it hasn't come back to update it, he probably never will

>>157061668
Removed from existence as it should be.

>>157061668
pretty sure the only thing left is that adult version on the nexus.
everything else went down with that shitty, mod-stealing site.

>>157062150

'the nexus'?

>>157062346
Nexus Mods.
Pretty well known site to get mods, especially for Skyrim.

>>157062449

I forgot it did mods for smaller games. I got a portrait mod off of that shit.

Thanks for helping me remember.

>>157061668
>>157061869
>>157061870
>>157062150
sorry to break it to you guys, but my google fu is exceptional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GwqIFpTIGk

>>157057568
There is no med school, not even nursing, not even kindergarten in the town. Harvey came from somewhere, yet even having a respectful profession, that makes money in big cities, he is struggling because there isn't enough patients.

The town has a very bleak future desu, Joja or not.

>Forgot to buy and plant a single Green Bean for spring crops bundle
>It's the 20th

Fuck.

>tfw you will never commit suicide with shane by jumping off the cliffside while holding hands

>>157064880
I still want to kill myself with Shane after all this time. Suicide pact when

>>157063673

>Penny asking the hard questions
Good job, teacher sensei.

>>157065085
>>157064880

Shanefags literally on suicide watch.

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>>157061425

>>157063673
I can't believe this thing is back.
Why even bother updating a mod like this?

>>157034254
nice man
guess i just got a new waifu

Game mod where you become the Mayor to oust Lewis after stealing Marnie from him when?

>>157061631
Something something taxes and preferential treatment.

>>157067457

I guess it's also giving Jas a bad example; she can't not know.

Bats or mushrooms?

>>157049790
Morris is up there with Marnie as characters whose portraits look great but the body sprites are very lacking.
>you can't be friends with him
fug

>>157068656
I usually go mushrooms, but I believe bats makes it easier to complete the artisan bundle since fruits are apparently ridiculously hard to come by otherwise.

>>157069293

Can confirm bats will get you just about every fruit but Apples.

I've never had Apples spawn.

Apple tree, thankfully, fruits in Fall so you can totally get four apples (and more) if you plant it in the middle of summer.

>>157067424
Being a mayor is hardly profitable

63 Shane pls

>>157068656
bats are good if you're looking to finish the bundles faster, although it's purely rng what kind of fruit they give you. after that they become pretty useless, because you can have daily fruits from season trees.
mushrooms on the other hand will provide you a steady supply of 6 every couple days, and are way more convenient than going through the mines/secret forest every time you need them.

>>157069115
Morris's sprite looks like it came out of earthbound

Is it possible to change the farm map after using a save for a while? I want to get onto another map without having to use another save file

>>157070172

Makes me wonder.

Only problem I can imagine is that if it invalidates a building position there's probably no system for handling that.

For safety you'd probably want anything to be clear of the 'moved' parts of the map that can't occupy those spots.

Is there a reason you'd put your stable anywhere besides directly next to the delivery box?

Just seems like the best location for quick access to going fast.

>>157070759
Yea, thought the same. Though I don´t know if that would include trees/bushes etc. along with that. I wanted to change to the Wilderness map since I like the open space and the fact that monsters just start crawling up on you at night.

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>>157070941
Not really. It's a really awkwardly-shaped area that is only good for housing the stable and perhaps a couple chests and furnaces.

First time playing, which farm should I go with? Can you edit your character later?

>>157072149
If it's your first time playing you're probably better off with the default map.
And yes, you can edit your character later (except for gender I think) by befriending a specific character.

>>157072149
The original farm, and yes you can.

Are fruit trees good for profit?
I'm wondering if I should plant more than one or two of each.

Just the intro to this game is already making me feel. What happened to the developer?

Gay farm romance when

>>157073607
Anytime.
Best gay romance is Alex.

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Post houses.

>>157073679
>not having a suicide pact with Shane
Shit taste

>>157073993
>not turning the dumb jock into a loving gay husband
literal shit taste

>>157073898
That's a nice vase Sebastian brought along.

>>157073679
But do they say things like

>B-But we're both boys...

When you romance them?

>>157073993
>>157074109
>not turning the emo guy into a cute programmer girl with a bike
for shame

>>157074203
>turning the emo guy into a cute programmer girl with a bike
why would i want that?

>>157074138
He doesn't say exactly that, but he does say that he didn't think he'd have these kind of feelings for a guy, and that at first he denied them iirc.

>>157074412
Don't they all say that

>>157074558
Nope, they're part of his 8 and 10 heart events.

I miss pre-patch emily

>>157073898
Nice house actually

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I hope there's a patch in the future that will let the player marry Krobus

I'm thirsty for him

>>157073898
Really nice.
Too bad I can't decorate to save my life.

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>>157074920
Krobus is the cutest.

>>157074920
There was a guy back in the day who was trying to mod a marriageable krobus

iirc something about krobus' coding is fucked and it was causing issues

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I really want to sleep on Shane's pudgegut like a warm, hairy pillow

>>157075180
Something about both Krobus having a different sized sprites from other characters, which fucked up his animations, and him sort of resetting his state as datable whenever you entered the sewer.

I think the guy managed to date & propose by adding a walk out of the sewer to his schedule, but iirc Krobus'd be duplicated everytime he went into the sewer.

>>157075180
Yeah, I was reading about that - if ConcernedApe ever puts him in for marriage, I hope that the coding won't get in the way of it.

>>157075415
I dunno, I think I read somewhere that even Emily and Shane had a few problems like the marriage mods, stuff like duplicate sprites during the wedding and wrong dialogue.

Why do all the cutscenes feel so sad?

>>157076332
'cause CA is a sad, sad man even if he's totally handsome.

>>157073898
How did you get rid of the cribs in the kid room? I can't move them.

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>>157076332
because Stardew Valley will never be real

>>157076565
This game is comfy but I had yard work in real life, I don't know if I'd want it to be real

>>157076518
You can't move them, nor remove them in any way in SDV vanilla.
There's a bunch of room mods exactly for that:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/remove-crib-child-beds.112642/

And there's also a mod that turns the cribs into bird cages:
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/309/?

>>157060601
neck is too long

>>157077007
... damnit, now I can't ignore it.

Fighter or scout?

does anyone have a link to that video with linus's face on danny devito during the trashman scene with the salloon music playing

it's very important

>>157077575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_-M61NhNWE

>Fall year 2
>Rained for 8 days straight

I want my fucking truffles. How do you stop the rain?

>>157073679

The best gay romance is elliot while destroying the town as Joja so he has something moving to write about

>>157078464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o47HCjB3Plc

>>157077821
thank you very much friend

>>157076440
Post his pic

>>157073898
this doesn't make any fucking sense why would sun go into the room from windows if there is a room behind it?????

can my horse

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>>157079207

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>>157079219
The room is up the stairs, not behind the other rooms.

>>157079603
He looks like Shane

>>157079853
You've discovered the truth to Shane, he's CA's self insert

He modded in marriage so he could finally get a girlfriend

>>157079853
Which probably says a lot about him since he portrays Shane as a depressed, suicidal drunkard.

>>157080035
Or a boyfriend.

>>157079853
Yes, and both are perfect.

>>157080136
this is okay too

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Why can't he be real.


>You will never have hot, sweaty drunken sex with Shane, him shooting his hot load deep in you.
>You will never fall asleep in his arms after.
>You will never wake up the next morning to him making you pepper poppers and beer for breakfast.
>You will never get knocked up by Shane and carry his seed to term
>You will never have pudgy sex with him because he gained weight with you a little
>You will never have Shane's purple-haired babies.
>Domestic Shane will never be yours in real life.

Why live.

>>157080952
But he is real >>157079603

>>157080952
>you will never have a screaming match with shane when your dysfunctional marriage founded on you being his crutch falls apart
>you will never have drunk hate sex with Shane
>you will never get told to fuck off and sleep on the couch by shane
>Shane will never try to throw himself off a cliff as an escape to his marriage with you
Why live

>>157080952
What is the appeal in Shane?

>>157081239
He's relatable

>>157081239
Everyone here sees himself in shane

>>157081149
But he'll never be mine

>>157081157
I would love some drunk hate sex though

>>157081239
This >>157081301

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>>157081301
>>157081309
Maybe it's because I'm not so old yet but I relate more to Sebastian

You guys relate to a drunk who givesa few week old pizza he found behind Walmart as a gift... Ok...

>you will never carry shane home after he's had way too much one night
>you will never be groped by shaky hands as shane drifts in and out of awareness
>you will never feel shane sloppily kiss you
>you will never feel shane worm his beer drenched tongue into your mouth
>you will never be held down while shane grinds against you

Truly a horrible world.

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>>157081481

>>157081538
That sounds delightful though.

>>157081239
He's pretty hot I guess, in that "drunk uncle who raped you and that's why you turned into a flaming faggot" kind of way.

forester or gatherer? neither seem particularly appealing

>>157081473
More like, you live in your mom's basement and your biggest worry is your mom seeing your Chinese porn game collection

Shanefags know the pain of working a dead end job you hate, only to go home and drink away your pain every night, never being able to get out of that hole of depression and make something of yourself or at least I assume so but i cant speak for everyone here

>>157081538
Doesn't he turn normal after you get married?

>>157081473
Sebastian is an emo faggot

>>157082019
You may find more value in going Gatherer->Botanist for foraged things always being one consistent rating (Iridium).

>>157082060
So... It's like a pokemon evolution when a NEET sebfag evolves into a wagecuck shanefag

>>157082080
He still drinks sometimes and in his room he has a mini fridge, there is a spilled beer on the ground and about thirty beers lying around

>>157070172
>>157071010
Bumping my own shit because I have no idea on how to find it out myself and I must know this

>Sebastian wants you to ruin the town potluck by dumping garbage into the pot
You are dead to me, you purple bastard

My character is voting for Trump and no one can stop him

>>157082019
Forester if you want that free hardwood from trees
Gather for iridium tier forage

>>157082378
I haven't got as far as marriage yet, the have unique rooms In our house?

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Does anyone know the link to this portrait mod?

I planted the parsnip seeds and I just keep talking to people but nothing comes of it and it takes the whole day what do I do

>>157073898
That upstairs room with all the plants is really nice. Having to walk all the way upstairs just to get to the TV is annoying though, I like being able to check the fortune teller first thing in the morning.

>>157084796
It's part of the Siv Marriage mod iirc.
But I think he took it down when it was announced that Emily and Shane were going to become official singles.

>>157085050
Forage for stuff, clear your farm, mine, fish, go to the beach for goodies

>>157085050
Only so much you can do in a day. If you have your fishing pole then doing some fishing is a good way to pass the time in the early game. Exploring the mines is also nice but with limited inventory space there's not much you can get out of it.

>>157082019
I never had any issues getting wood or hardwood so I went with gatherer. It pays off at level 10.

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>>157085335
>mfw trying to explore the mines without any backpack upgrades

>>157085481
Every time I get enough money for the first upgrade I chicken out because I still need more gold parsnips and cauliflowers in spring 1.

>>157085050
Here are a few things you can do beyond socializing with villagers for profit [which allows you an easier time on the long run]
>Go into the wilderness for forage and wood [wood is very important, its importance can't be overstated since it allows you to fix the bridge on the beach for a early-game boost in income from the corals and urchins there].
>clean your farm of sticks, rocks, and trees for wood, stone and seeds. You might want to replant the seeds in areas you're not using, since they yield more wood
>clear the immediate area around your crops from grass, since it ruins your crops if it spreads. Also, craft a scarecrow as soon as you can
>go into the mines when they open up for stone, minerals and gems, which allows you to upgrade your tools
>fish

Trying to talk with literally everyone in town unless you know where they are at any given time is not viable if you want to get any work done. Instead, pick a handful of characters and try visiting them every day, perhaps find out what gifts they like and get it to them.

You're not supposed to do all these things every day, of course. This is just for reference's sake.

>>157085175
Fuck, that sucks. Guess I'll have to mod it myself.

I just started playing the game a couple of days ago and unsure if I should install the timer mod. I just hit the summer and the time does feel its going fast, but I don't want it to be broken with the mod

Is it cheating if you use the wiki to stalk the nps likes and hangouts

>>157086313
Having it up at least for the indoors time freeze saves a lot of headache and rush. Yes, you can do more things and it's easily exploitable in the mines, but hey, consider it repayment for the nerfing of kegs Ape you cruel, cruel man

>>157086472
No, but if you rely on the wiki too much it can make the game really boring.

>>157086472
Depends. for most characters I don't think it's too necessary, but it's pretty convenient to know for some (like knowing when Seb actually get the fuck out of his room.)

>>157086472
No, it's just inefficient.
>not installing the map marker mod

>Fall year 2
>Mining stuck at level 9, mine every gem/ore node I see religiously
>Combat stuck at level 9, kill snakes in Skull Cave constantly
>Foraging stuck at level 9, I always pick up EVERYTHING on the ground and cut down any tree I can
>Fishing stuck at level 8, and I don't catch any fish under gold quality

Fucking hell, was it always this slow?

>>157087028
It's cause you're trying to level everything at once. I got to fishing level 10 very easily because I spammed fishing continuously in winter year 1, so just by concentrating on it on a few select days in year 2 it got to level 10 really fast. I'm still not at a combat level 10 on that save though because I barely ever fight anything. After fishing I hit farming level 10, then it was a very long grind to get foraging and finally mining.

>>157041423
I don't get it though, she had a trance-dance in the original too

She became unresponsive when dancing at the Luau too

The hints were there

So I've been away for a while, has there been an edit of the usual Toddposting images to have Pierre's face on them yet?

>>157087328
I'm not trying to do them all at the same time, thankfully. That'd be too much of a chore.

>Mine on best luck days
>Fight on good/neutral luck days
>Forage during Salmonberry/Blackberry seasons
>Fish otherwise

That's what I've been doing. Unfortunately, I've had a LOT of red skull luck days for a few days in a row. Damn fortune telling whore.

I do need to ignore my animals though. I tend to four chickens (one of each color), a rabbit, a duck, a cow, a goat, a pig, a sheep, and soon a dinosaur. I have too many fucking animals to deal with, and I only really care about my rabbit, blue chicken, and dinosaur.

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He should make some kind of sandbox mode. I spent about 86 hours on the game but can't get myself to replay it because it's sooooooooooooooooooooo tedious.

>>157087784
Yeah caring for animals takes a up huge chunk of time. I ended up selling off about 70% of my farm animals after I got the products I needed for the bundles and just shifting my money-making into artisan goods, relying on fishing to make day-to-day money along with the few coop animals I still keep.

All I can say is really focus on one you want to level up and make it a priority. Just do it every day regardless of luck.

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>>157041423
Was it revealed who's the Wizard's daughter yet? Because I'm pretty sure it IS Emily, considering she's apparently capable of tapping into some form of insane nature/empathy magic or something like that. She just screams "novice wizard who doesn't quite realize her powers" so far to me.

>>157087847
Pretty sure there's some mods for spawning every items in the game.

>>157087996
It explains her hair color too, but I thought Haley and Emily were full sisters? Did their dad get cucked?

>>157073898
Really neat. Probably the best I've seen.

Mine looks a bit different from pic now. Abigail changed the bedroom wallpaper to a horrible starry space thing and I don't have the heart to change it back.

>>157087996
Nope, no word from CA.
Someone posted an interesting theory though, where instead of Abigail or Jas, it's Caroline who's the wizard's daughter.

It was well-thought out, too. It's in one of the previous threads, if you wanna look.

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>>157088331
*forgot the screenshot

>Have 12 rabbits
>Walk into coop
>12 gold Rabbit's Foot

Luck DOES exist

How old do you guys think Shane is? I feel like he's older than all of the other marriage candidates, except maybe Harvey or Elliot.

>>157088819
Seems like mid 20s.

The developer seems to feel very bitter towards companies like Joja mart. Is there a story behind that?

>>157088819
Also, how old do you guys think the PC is? I would assume he/she is in his/her early/mid twenties, but it seems like half of the marriage candidates are implied to be about twenty themselves. (e.g. Alex mentions high school a few times, and Abigail is said to be flunking college.)

cunt just gave me 12 eggs for christmas

>>157089249
It's not really clear, since the setup is just "sometime after your grandpa dies you eventually get depressed with your life and decide to move to Stardew Valley."

So it could be any number of years, makes it easier to sink into the role I guess since you could imagine them being a teenager to in their 30s depending on how old you are.

>>157075343
i like this picture
this fucking website made me gay

>>157088469
Ah yes, I remember that theory
I certainly find it far more interesting than Abigail being it, for sure.

>>157089252
You don't need to explain. Just eat these eggs.

>>157089502
You were already gay this website just gave you an outlet for it.

>>157089502
it's the bulge, isn't it

>>157040457
I'm glad I kept Leah happy, she always tells me how happy she is on the farm.

I wish there were more "romantic" good lines though, there are a lot of bad lines that see to focus on the romance aspect of the relationship.

>>157034254
Wonderful. I just wish the dialogue replacement mod on the nexus didn't fuck up so often. Sebastian gets mentioned so often it almost feels like the game is being facetious/trying to remind me that I'm technically trying to marry a dude.

gold watering can or hoe first? already have fully upgraded pickaxe/axe

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>>157085865
so far so good

>>157090590
Always the watering can first.

>>157090648
even if I have sprinklers everywhere and don't need to water past the first day? sorry, forgot to mention

What should I put in my shed?
I sorta built it without thinking about it.
>>157090021
Probably, yeah
>>157090239
It's the eyes

>>157090752
If watering isn't an issue then just go with whatever is more of a pain for you personally.

>>157090752
Day 1 almost always needs watering. Watering a huge area at once when you've got a massive farm will be one hell of a quality of life change, especially when you've got 500+ crops at a time.

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>>157090387
I'm trying to work to fix that actually as well as add a lot of more stuff about FemSebastian.

For example, here's some lines I'm going to add (particularly when you have kids with Serena):

>"Mom has been visiting us a lot more to see her two grandkids. They even all fell asleep together on the couch!"
>"I promised Mom that we would all go on a vacation together, all five of us. I hope Mom doesn't get too tired taking care of %kid1 and %kid2."
>"Mom keeps telling me she wants to see %kid1 again. %kid1 cried when Mom left last time, so I guess she'll be staying here for a while"
>"If you need to go see your friends in town, go ahead. Mom is stopping by later today, so don't worry about me."
>"I don't really need friends. You and Mom are the only people I need in my life. Is that weird? I guess I'm not like most people."

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>>157089249
I imagine the PC to be in their late twenties. I think it would take a bit for the soul crushing grind to really make you want to drop everything and move to buttfuck nowhere.

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I somehow managed to completely ignore Maru.

Did I miss out on anything?

>>157091567
Nah. Just Demetrius being an overprotective jackass during one of her early heart events.

>>157091567
Man you are going to make so many people mad.

>>157089149
It's probably just easier to make an idyllic rural lifestyle seem more desirable when you have urban elements seem soulless by comparison.

Hell, Joja so far seems tame in comparison to other vidya corporations, and if I recall correctly Morris even dispatches teams to save you if you get injured in the mines. For a fee, of course.

Does using a bomb count as mining? I've got a bunch saved up from my fun times with those damn flying snakes, and I'm in a mummy room that's easily 70% mineable rock.

>>157091912
Pretty sure it does.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>157091636
Is that the one at 2 hearts? I did see that since I made sure to get 2 hearts to gain access to her room.
>>157091872
Why? Was there some amazing thing that I missed out on?

I mainly ignored Maru because she lives way out in an inconvenient to visit location.

>>157040457
There should be a low level relationship event for Maru where Demetrius comes over and beats you with a baseball bat

>>157091469
Uhh, I like the dialogue but doesn't this make Sebastian seem a bit too close to his mom? I can't imagine why she would want to visit Sebastian after marriage

>>157092191
>implying an astronomer with twigs for arms would last even a second against an adventurer who slays dangerous monsters on a day to day basis

His attacks would probably do 1 damage and cause 0 knockback.

>>157092071
ANON, GET SPRINKLERS.

Jesus man.

>>157092071
This is what you get for not building sprinklers.

>>157092191
My Galaxy Sword would like to see him try

>>157092516
>>157092538

I invested all my resources into a shitton of kegs ok

No bully ;_;

>>157092659
Talking about trying to run before you can walk.

>>157092659
In the time you've spent watering things you could have made twice as many kegs.

>>157092071
Fuck me I was about to make fun of you for putting one scarecrow for all those crops, and then i realized What "8 surrounding squares" means. I always assumed it meant just the direct 8 around it and have scarecrows out the ass all over my farm. I'm a fucking retard

>>157092765
...post a screenshot of your damn farm Anon

>>157092765
Show us your retarded farm layout anon. I have to see this.

I've noticed in these threads that nearly no one has talked about the new late game shit, has everyone decided to start over and not gotten to it yet?

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>>157092765
you HAVE to screeenshot your farm

>>157093050
Pretty much yeah. Right when 1.1 hit you had people buying some late game stuff on their old saves, but some of it is still so expensive it requires a lot of time to unlock. So I think they got impatient and decided to try out other maps and wooing new characters in the meantime.

Has the bug with catching multiple Legend's been fixed? After getting the 1st Legend I can't seem to get any more.

>>157092765
If it makes you feel better I thought the selling-bin was a storage chest and kept putting all my wood and stone and seeds in there, I didn't realize until 3 days in what I had been doing

>>157093050
People are too busy getting their gay genderbender mods to work to actually play the game I think

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>>157092865
>>157093035
>>157093146
I-I-I just wanted to be comfy okay

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>>157093346

>next step is to get a coop
>4000 gold, 300 wood and stone
>Only have 1,200 gold after my first harvest
>little over 100 wood
>Don't even know what seeds to get yet

Holy heck

>>157093346
Not nearly as bad as I was expecting. But oh lord you went with the fishing farm? How is it?

>>157093323
Yeah, it does seem like most posts ITT is about that.

>>157093496
Yeah some of the quests are more long-term and you won't be able to do them right away. Try not to let it bug you too much. You should definitely focus on crops and getting access to sprinklers and such first. Because caring for animals adds more time to your morning routine that you can't afford if you're still watering everything by hadn.

>>157093496
Eh it's not so bad. I haven't even had my first harvest yet and I already have the backpack upgrade since rainy day fishing is so god damn lucrative. Really it's the resource gathering that takes a while, not the gold.

If I want to marry someone and have the wedding day fall on a Monday I would give the pendant to my spouse on Friday right? Or does the 3 day wait not count for the day you give the pendant?

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>that first time selling pumpkins feel

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>>157094264
>that first time selling Starfruit feel

>>157093594

I like the fishing farm. It's got plenty of room to actually grow a variety of things and I'm not 'tismo enough to actually want to do shit like >>157092071 or fill a barn with hundreds of kegs and make enough profit to ???

>>157094424
Well that's a good attitude to have. Most of the complaints about "lack of space" come from people who try to maximize profit which isn't the point of the other layouts. At least insofar as the game is still imbalanced around the other skills.

>>157093594
It's comfy

I'm not super autistic about minmaxing my space so it works for me

>>157093732
This

Also, regular sprinklers are almost not worth it. They only water 4 tiles around it in a + pattern.

Improved ones are superior and cover all 8 surrounding tiles.

So, how do you actually write "aintcha"?
Is it "aintcha"? Is it "ain'tcha"? Or is it "ain't cha"?

>>157095290
It's not a real word so however you want.

>>157095290
"anchovy"

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also, this screenshot is a (game) month old but what the fuck, is my dad being a dick and intentionally mailing me a bag of rocks or did he just pick a random item

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>5 more in-game days until I can shove this last emerald down Emily's throat so she'll accept my bouquet

What should I do to pass the time?

>>157096673
Love
Rage
Stoic
Happy

>>157095912
Stone is pretty valuable anon. I love it when I get sent a bunch of stone or wood in the mail cause my stockpiles are never enough.

>>157093323
Hey, we're also having gay relationships with Shane, I'll have you know.

>>157097119
Why is there so much Shaneposting

What is so appealing

Was there any actual gold sink added yet?

>>157096740
Go kill shit in the mine
Complete your Fish collection

>>157097238
As in a literal gold sink? A kitchen appliance made out of solid gold?

>>157097314
What else am I going to do with 136 gold bars?

>>157097314
Or something similar to spend my cash on

>>157090625
thats pretty cool anon, please post a link when it's done. i can't find a decent portrait for 1.1 emily, most are outdated and i'm not fan of anime style stuff.