/palg/ - Paladins general

Reminder that until lvl 5 you're fighting against bots.

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>nobody gives characters like skye/phara/mcreaper shit for having low objective times
>yet kinessa with low obv time is a big meme

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I hope your wallet is fucking ready. Because once the hi rez train hits full speed it stops for no one.

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Pip furfag collage coming along nicely. If you have any, post em!

>>156956582
I'm looking forward to Totally Not Bowser Makoa and Schoolgirl Cassie and Ying.

What's the difference between this and Overwatch

I don't get it, I thought it was obvious this is a cashgrab clone of a far more popular game

>>156956557
>nobody give characters that aren't in the game shit for having low objectives time
Truly activate your synapses

>>156956697
Sorry it was too obvious. Next time drop the "cashgrab clone of a far more popular game", you have to me more subtle

>>156956636
>Heykidwannayiff
sides/10

>>156956715
retard

>>156956734
I'm being baited by this

Like I genuinely don't get it

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>>156956582
To be fair they are really good at making skin.

>>156956697
It is. It was once its own kind of game, then they just went full clone with it

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>>156956697
What is game genre

>>156956697
>f2p
>cashgrab

(You)

>>156956697
You don't feel like a retard when you get bored of it in 2 days

>>156956841
Yeah, cool, it's a class based fps, but it's reskins of Overwatch characters

>>156956954
>I haven't played or even read the skills in Paladins website

ok

>>156956954
And overwatch characters are reskin of TF2 characters and other common video game archetype

I just installed this how do I get good / play characters that will be useful

>>156957050
Early Torbjorn was a direct copy of TF2 Engineer even.

>>156957145
FERNANDO

>>156957145
Also remember that you will play vs bots for some levels don't think you are good at the game or something and cry about your team when you play vs actual people

>>156957145
Go shooting range, try all characters and main anyone but kinessa unless you have aimbot aim.

>>156957145
learn to aim, sit on objective, don't buy aggression.

Also, pick Fernando, you'll always be useful(unless you run around trying to chase flankers)

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What does /palg/ think about flank mains?

>>156957306
cancer

>>156957306
If they are good at it, great. If it's the only thing they play, absolute garbage.

>>156957351
I said flank not Kinessa

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>start the game
>flank the stuff
>kill 3 of them
>look at middle with a fernando+elf slut dancing while the other 4 pieces of shit of my team are trying to snipe them from 150km away
>alt+f4

>>156957238
I am SMFC on CSGO and play FPS since my tender childhood, should I play kinessa?

>>156957545

viktor

>>156957545
No, play Viktor.

>>156957545
Kinessa has to charge her shots, so you can't quickscope with her
Play Viktor

>want to git gud at androxious
>dies to sneezes, can't find a way to disorient people with the blink, people consistently pile up making it impossible to get near
>pick fernando
>200k+ shield 100+ damage 350 time on point consistently
How do i even play edgy guy of infinite skill floor?

>>156957659
To get better at edgelord of many dashes you need to
1. find people alone
2. press your "I win the duel" button

>>156956582
>actually caring about cosmetics

That's pretty sad.

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>>156957459
>Start game
>Drogoz stands still on a vantage point 10km away from the point and fires from there
>Alt+f4
>Go play EDF while waiting for the game to be over

>>156957849
>"I win the duel" button
More like "hey dude take your time and reload or run away while i am standing with my hands up doing nothing" button, am i right.

>top player on the competitive leaderboard
>check his loadout
>has no custom loadout uses the basic one

lmao i guess loadouts are useless

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>>156632036
>>156920963

Bump

>>156958224
which character?

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As a Ying, should I follow the tank like a good little healslut or should the tank protect me instead like a good husbando should?
I'm inclined to say the latter but idk.

>>156958224
Loadouts are for tailoring the character to your playstyle, not making your character overpowered
Of course there are exceptions, but overall the basic set will be just as strong as all the other ones.

When are they going to nerf Cassie? 3-4 hits and i'm dead kek How is that even remotely balanced?

Let's say you could ask Snek man to bring one of the following features to the game using ancient voodoo, which one would you choose?

-avoid player (never play in the same team with that guy again)
-re-pick "burn card" later (no refunds, only if you repick a card you just picked in the same setup phase by mistake)
-new gamemodes (koth, capture the flag, you name it)
-native gahnoo+loonix port
-map editor

>>156957849
I just had a nice match.
Guess my first ones where i got run to the ground was just the enemy team comp.
Also i learned to not abuse the M2, it's not as strong as i though.
I also spaced my dashes better, i was used to just spam them fast

>>156958572
You should play around objective since you don't need any friends aside from your own illusions. If your tank is dumb enough running god knows where instead of playing objective it's his own fault for not getting healed.

>>156958224
Yeah, there are like 10 cards in the game that really matter, others are just for minor buffs. Also most basic loadouts are pretty good.
>>156958572
Drop illusions behind his back, shoot enemy when you can, look around so your soft white elf butt don't get raped by flanker, upload uncensored version on imgur.

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12 games in and I just remembered why I hate team based games. Time to uninstall.

It's a pretty decent game though, have fun /vg/

>>156958998
>MEDVEDKOru
>not Viktor
wasted

>>156959152
Tho his name, translated to english means little bear, in a way

>>156958763
M2 is only worth using if someone is running with a sliver of health and you need to finish them off

>>156959235
That it does. Should I add it to the Pip collage? I'm leaning on yes.

>>156958738
Why the FUCK did you steal my bait thread text from /v/ and copy it here?

>Team mate picks sky.
>Whole match is trying to snipe enemies and not even use stealth once
>His level 9 with sky

Everytime.

What costume should they give Ying for halloween?

>>156959585
evil queen (mirror, mirror, on the wall)
black cat (breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck)
cute undead (for shitting out zombies everywhere)

>>156959585
Orc condom costume
spooky ahegao

>>156956582
the only one I'd want of those is bunny Nox

The best skin is the Khepri genderbend one.

>>156943537
>Enemy team is Barik, Skye, three Damagers
>they lose
>Barik is super salty about his team being retards, noobs, etc.
>we later end up on the same team and stomp the opponent 4-0

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>Mastery 14 Pip on my team
>Never uses Weightless either to position himself, engage or disengage
>Never slows people
>Only 1 ult the entire game

How does that shit happen ? If you're gonna be a mainfag at least learn to play your character holy shit.

By the way is there a Discord/TS/whatever for the general ?

>>156961112
Pip is like Kinessa, high skill floor and attracts specific group of retards (furryfags in case of Pip, cod kids in case of Kinessa).

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I WANT EVIE AND SKYE LEWDS
DAMMIT

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I want to fuck the snek man.

If Ying isn't nerfed in OB35 I'm leaving this fucking game.

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>>156962141
Go to /aco/, there's a paladins bread.

>>156962208
And if Ying is nerfed in OB35 yingfags will leave the game. Scary balancing act

Why is there a button for sprinting? You can't sprint in this game

>>156962548
We have Yingfags leaving if she gets nerfed, but we have about 50% of the people who actually play competitive leaving the game or stopping playing competitive if she doesn't get nerfed.

She's literally a brain-dead ez win whenever you pick her.

Hi-Rez has to choose between one of the two.

>>156962606
Viktor.

>>156961112
There is.
https://discord.gg/6tgCs

>>156962548
>yingfags

only like a handful of people are loyal to her, she isn't even fun to play. If she gets nerfed, healsluts will just go back to Grohk.

>>156962606
It used to be the mount button, it has always been called sprint in the options menu for some reason.

>>156962790
O shit now that I've noticed I read >>156962606's post wrong, whoops.

>>156962141
give me time

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Did we ever seen how Bolt actually looks like?
Do you think he has a deep hatred for Ruckus, and plans to kill him when he has the first occasion? Or did Ruckus program him to never rebel against him?
Hi-rez give me the lore.

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>>156962716
Thanks

>>156961429
Understandable but judging the way he was playing I don't know why he didn't stop playing the game or at least that character because he must be losing most of his games.

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I thought Ying players not healing was just a dank meme. Turns out I just didn't want to believe.

>>156963105
>TaRaDão

Holy shit, kinessa and brazillian monkey with zero objective time.

>>156963105
>Kinessa
>Objective time: 0

>>156962682
no, viktor sprint is an ability so it's just an ability bind

>>156963320

>>156962835

>>156963215
>>156963207
why is this a meme?
sky has 10 obv time probably from randomly stepping on it for ulting
why not shit on skye for that huh?

>>156963369
Because she actually stepped on the point

>>156963461
xD!!

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>>156963369
t. Kinessa main

>>156963369
Because Skye is a Flanker. Her job is to flank.

Kinessa is a Damager. Her job is to damage and help cap is the tank is in trouble.

>>156963504
She was obviously focusing on killing Viktor and Kinessa, you stupid nigger.

>>156963369
anyone playing Kinessa deserve to be shit on

inb4 muh kills

>>156963018
Bolt will want to get Ruckus killed but eventually the two become fire-forged friends over the course of their adventures, just like in my Disney movies.

I want Hirez to give us lore so I can figure out Fernando's relationship to Skye/Evie, voicelines don't give enough.

>>156963513
actually i play skye

>>156963609
I fucking hate Kinessa almost as much as I hate Kinessa pickers on my team but I am going to shit up some games right now by picking my lowest level character Kinessa and doing nothing for the good of my team. I just want a little bit of quick gold.

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>>156961112
>Have a Mastery 22 Kinessa on our team with a Diamoind Border
>She rushes Aggression II against an enemy team that has multiple shields

>>156962548
>if Ying is nerfed in OB35 yingfags will leave the game

Ying was one of my favorite champions back when she was considered one of the worst damage dealers and before she was removed and made into a healer. No nerfs will make me quit her, if anything I welcome nerfs so less bandwagoning faggots play her.

>>156963836
I said this in a lot of my games and in here as well i think, hero levels != skill

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>>156963698
>Bolt will want to get Ruckus killed but eventually the two become fire-forged friends

I can actually see this happening.

Also, 'nando probably treats them like any other girls, unless we count that skye is a slut and probably fucked everybody, even women.

>>156963513
I want to cum on that midriff.

>>156963538
if im playing any of the damage characters im ot gonna be standing in point with my dick out unless all other people on the other team are dead retard

>>156958756
I would ask poisonous Snek man to bite all shitters (bite Kinessa players twice)

>>156964478
and this is why everyone will keep hating on Kinessa.

>>156964561
BK players do the same
Dragon players do the same
Cassie players do the same
Viktor players stand on point for 20 points more than the rest
This meme needs to die
I dont hate kinessa idiots because they dont stand on point (they shouldnt be standing on point thats fernando's job) i hate them because they cant aim for shit and waste my fucking time

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What champ should I play next match?

They really should add a team deathmatch mode.

There's absolutely nothing fun about standing still on a point doing absolutely nothing while your team mates are having fun killing the ennemy team

>>156958756
MAP EDITOR

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WELL THE COMMUNITY CAN MAKE MAPS

YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA

>have garbage, volatile ping
>for giggles try playing bomb king
>every single ability fails to work at least 33% of the time except for detonate
>poppy bomb goes on cooldown without doing anything
>damage numbers never show up, extremely hard to stick people
>grumpy bomb just straight up doesn't appear about half the time

nice

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>>156958756
I would ask Snek man to let me fuck him.

>>156964943
then nobody would play the other modes
we need a mode like CTF instead

>>156965092
>gibe ctf xD
>t. Evie main

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>>156963836
>No nerfs will make me quit her, if anything I welcome nerfs so less bandwagoning faggots play her.
This so much.

>>156958923
paheal. It's all on there.

>>156965092
Or a king of hill

>>156965434
>players that have the flag are crippled

idiot

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>>156965092
>we need a mode like CTF instead

>>156965585
she's still op for that mode, fucking retard

>>156965679
HOW???
IF SHE CANT FUCKING FLY AND TP HOW IS SHE OP IN CTF MODE YOU MONGOLOID

>>156965749
because compared to most characters she has a retardedly easy way to get to the flag, you fucking braindead idiot

Kick for being fucking idle when?

>Join game
>2/3 people not playing on my team
>Every fucking time

>>156965972
> <2k health
>blink to the flag
>dies

Oh yeah so broken

>>156965972
you are one fucking stupid cunt

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>>156966170
Someone is, dare I say, mad?

>>156966102
>blink and soar
>most mobile hero in the game
>not op compared to everyone else

fucking kek evie mains

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>>156966263
>hhaha im going to act retarded
>hehe.. why u mad??? xD

>>156966289
>evie soars in, takes flag
>makoa looks at her, menacingly
>evie ded
top strat

>>156966289
How does she blink and soar while crippled?
Nice bait btw.

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>tfw do well against bots
>tfw always lose in casuals or be carried by the team

>Evie has no white staff
Pain

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>>156966327
>>156966170

this guy is ultra mad

>>156966617
sure you got me
i consider myself baited
well played

>>156966515
they help getting to the flag more than anyone else's movement abilities

she will be the number one mandatory character on each team (fuck you Evie maining retards)

ctf is a fucking stupid idea

>>156965972
this is why I'm glad most of you don't work in the industry. fucking zero brain.

>>156966720
>salty dumb Evie mainer

good thing CTF will NEVER happen though

While carrying the flag you can't use movement related abilities,
There, fixed.

Link to the discord? Other expired.

>>156966715
I don't think you know what cripple does.
Again.
HOW CAN SHE RUN WITH THE FLAG IF SHE CAN'T USE HER 2 MOBILITY ABILITIES!

Please think before you answer with "BUT IT'S A STUPID IDEA COZ SHE CAN JUST BLINK AND SOAR TO IT xDDDD!"

>>156966859
People already said that, yet evie is still op according to everyone here.

>>156966859
well done, that's what a cripple is you fucking mongolid, holy shit i'm sick of these steam fags ruining this game

>>156966859
Not only that but the champion carrying the flag will be permanently slowed by 40%

>>156967160
Thanks for sharing that random fact with me anon!

ctf is inherently shit because either the game NEVER ENDS due to teams being too shit/defensive/not pushing together, or it ends in less than a few minutes because one person is good enough to do everything himself.

Pushing a cart or koth is a little more balanced for disparities in skill between teams.

>>156967160
>random fact

Jesus christ you're actually retarded

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>>156966715
>evie flies and grabs the flag on the enemy base by herself without getting killed by the whole enemy team still on their base
>she can then somehow carry the flag back to her base and score without a blink or a dash

you arent very bright are you

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>>156967160
holllly fuck u r mad

>>156967578
>Buck jumps to the flag
>Runs away with 40% movespeed bonus from card

>>156967560
meant for >>156967439

>>156967681
>Bomb King jumps to the flag
>jumps back with another poppy bomb

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>>156967578
>blink and soar in
>take the flag
>quickly drop the flag to a tankier character nearby
>ez wins

do you even CTF?

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where can i find smut besides paheal?

what if

Smite Arena mode, complete with spawning minions? Items remain the same though, no levels.

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>implying Evie would not be a forced pick in a stupid CTF mode

so this is the intellectual capacity of paladins general... huh... really makes you think

>>156968621
>really makes you think

kill yourself back to /pol/

>>156968621
If only people here could properly have a conversation without shitty insults and memes

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>player picks Pip
>expect a Pipshitter
>he's actually decent

>>156968437
Why? If you mean the creator of that I talked with him yesterday.

>>156965523
>Best guess for this image: dog

>>156968374
why didn't the tank just get the flag himself if he's nearby? jesus christ you're an idiot.

>>156968621
>implying Fernando isn't a forced pick in a stupid payload map

>>156968849
no i want to know where the porn at

>>156968836
>KILERNOON Kinessa
>0 obj time
>second lowest points in team, 3rd lowest in game
>2 kill 1 death

pottery

>Flag carriers can't use abilities
Done.

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Buck is my husbando.

>>156968515
would be even more boring than smite arena imo, but it would get all the TDM'rs out of seige so it'd be worth it just for that.

>>156969290
For a Level 0 it wasn't that bad.

>>156969323
[Distant train horn]

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>>156969323
good taste

Just unlocked Evie, What i am in for ?

Also Yink is worst healer to play because of how little damage she does and how boring is to play with her.

>>156968676
when you start crying about /pol/ out of nowhere you know you've lost any shred of credibility you had

>>156969757
An out of meta character that unless you main is just a worse Drogoz

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>>156969757
>Also Yink is worst healer to play because of how little damage she does and how boring is to play with her.
I'm guessing you just played 1-2 rounds with Ying, right?

>>156968914
>being this retarded

you've never actually played any ctf mode in any game have you? you've got less strategic sense than an infant, babe

>>156969098
Porn is under construction anon.

>>156969921
actually CTF UT with transloc but whatever, seems like you don't have any counterargument.

>each team has a flag on their base
>they must capture the enemy flag and bring it to their base
>flag carrier debuff
>while holding the flag you are crippled and have permanently 50% reduced movement speed that cannot be altered in any way
>if flag carrier dies he will drop the flag on the spot, for the next 10 seconds the flag cannot be moved by either team
>after that in order to pick it up again all players in a 10 units radius must be on the same team for it to be picked up again or for it to be taken back to base
>new maps will also be a little bigger than the current ones and games last longer
>health pickups in bases and 1 single way teleporter on both sides that take you to the center of the map, flag carrier cannot use it or pick up healthpacks
>mounts are removed
>middle teleporter must be captured and activated before use
>teams can take control of the teleporter on the center of the map so the enemy cannot use it

>>156970127
Can I subscribe to your blog?

>>156969757
>What i am in for ?

Do you know what a Junkrat and a Mei is?
You are in for BOTH.

>>156970342
i guess nobody here wants to actually talk about the game or things that would be nice to have in it
done with this place anyway

>>156970124
and you're still that oblivious to ctf strats? wow, just wow

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Not-Egyptian civilization when?
Not-Bastet when?

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Overwatch is kill

>>156969913
I got her to level 5 and i got tired of her while she was in level 2

>>156970812
LIRIK has 28k viewers and is playing the game.

So far, he loves it.

>>156970613
pretty sure I know more than you, mr. "drop the flag to a tankier character"

>>156970965
Who?

>>156971003
I don't think so, Mr "if I play a quick squishie I'd just keep carrying the flag so I can get killed with 2-3 shots because muh personal score".

>>156971207
>Evie would be a must pick to get the flag
>but she won't be carrying the flag
you do realize how dumb that is

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>>156971056
Lol you seriously think people actually watch paladins?

Test

>>156971393
Different characters have their own role to play. If you don't make it out of the enemy base full health you really should pass on the flag unless you are healed. But I guess you are too selfish and stupid to understand teamplay, son.

>>156971735
and how do you plan to pass your flag if you're slower and can't use moveskills? you don't. unless you have teammates nearby which means her soar and blink doesn't mean all that much, especially when almost everyone has move skills. when the tankier nearby team member is Fernando he might as well just rush it himself. being able to think is terrifying, isn't it?

>>156971490
people don't watch it because people are playing it my cute meme http://steamcharts.com/app/444090

>>156971490
god that retard is shit

>>156972238
>terrifying
>ying
confirmed shitty ying main

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Reminder to capture the aggression babbies for the collage. Surprisingly I haven't met any aggression team today. Maybe they are learning

Why are people using Ying like a damage class in Comp? I just went a 22 minute game with 60k healing from a Ying.

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>>156972761

As an offense type I always choose the more-damage-against-shields one.

Is that bad? And nobody else on my team ever chooses it.

>>156972814
They probably don't read the patchnote and they think that shatter still deal 1k+ damage and go through shield.

>>156973115

But they can see the numbers, right

Jesus Christ Ying is hot as fuck.

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any 3d models with waifu's?

>>156973054
it depends what you are up against? they only have one tank that's Makoa? don't bother
against just Ruckus? only worth it if he is any good
Fernando? good choice against him
Barik? bulldozer is another option
2 tanks? a must really

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>>156972761
>>156972984
>pick aggression
>get most damage
>most kills
>instakill people as flanker
>posted screenshots here
>WOAH NICE NUMBERS WHAT BUILD YOU GOT SENPAI TELL ME HOW TO BE GUD LIKE YOU
>tfw basic cards + bought aggression
>Havencucks crying into calculator as they wonder how they died so quick
Anyone here wanna get outplayed by my Big Aggression Card?

>"competitive" mode
>dude pick fernando and win lmao
nice game fags

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>>156973521
>frogposting

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>>156973232

Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Be honest. Scale of 1 to 10, where does this game stand?

>>156973662
7

>>156973232
>>156969968

>>156973662
7.5 for now. With further improvements it'll be better.

>>156973662
Solid 6

7 is too much hype

>>156973662
~7, maybe 8, I guess? It's quick and fun, but it gets stale. It's free though, so if I get bored or my friends stop playing, it's not like I'm out any money. We'll just have to see if Hi-Rez keeps giving it love like SMITE, or if they'll slowly and quietly drop it like literally all of their other games.

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Why do people keep sending me friend invites after a match? I get a few at least every three matches.

>>156973662
6
The only thing that brings me back is fiddling with card ideas. Although I believe that 5 is "average", so it's not so bad.

Makoa is a pretty good choice for any map/mode right?

>>156974197
Yes, but he is better paired with another tank.

>>156974197
almost always a bad choice as the solo tank, always good secondary tank

>>156973662
6 or 7. I'm only playing because I'm too poor to play some other FPS.

I only played OW beta so I'm not an expert but I disliked the OP ult spam.

Paladins is better in that regard, because ults are powerful enough for them to matter but they don't guarantee you kills.

WHY DOES NO ONE EVER GET ON THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE
STOP PLAYING KINESSA
THIS IS NOT TDM THERE'S A FUCKING OBJECTIVE
GET ON THAT POINT
GET ON THAT PAYLOAD
YES THERE'S ENEMIES AROUND IT BUT WE'RE 10S AWAY FROM WINNING FUCKING GET ON IT

KILL ME
KILLL MEEEE
THIS GAME MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY I CAN'T TAKE IT

>>156973997
>We'll just have to see if Hi-Rez keeps giving it love like SMITE, or if they'll slowly and quietly drop it like literally all of their other games

this
this is the real kicker
if the hi-rez stupid sexy skin train gets rolling and they start pumping out balance patches and cool new characters once in a while, then this game's gonna go places
if not it'll die in obscurity

>>156974418
t. guy who runs into 5 enemies and dies instantly

>>156974082
Maybe you have a girly IGN or some shit.

>>156974643
t. kinessa main who jacks off to his KDR after every game even though he lost

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Which is the best?

>>156974673
It's probably because I have top scores every game

>>156974825
white

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She didn't buy any item either.

>>156974825
>>156974949 this anon gets it

>>156974825
none of them

>>156974949
>>156975390
But I need muh matching staff

>>156975563
default staff

>>156973796
i mean for edit

>>156974825
white with EMO\GOTH thighs

>Hooking an invisible Skye as Makoa

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

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Check my OC

>hate Kinessa
>hate playing Kinessa
>hate the whole concept of sniper shitters in objective based team games
>no desire to be a faggot camper not actually contributing
>only play for a bit gold
>still play better than many enemy Kinessas while contributing next to nothing

what a miserable existence
I can't tolerate it much more than mastery level 4 or 5

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>>156976202
Lendo where are you

>>156976202
>>156976410

I want to play with Lendo and inspire him for Paladins.

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Hey guys I have a twitch prime bomb king skin code if anyone is interested.

I really just need 1 more referred friend to get pip's gun. You need to be at least lvl 15 and your account can't be older than 10 days.

If anyone is interested add me on steam see name and we can work something out.

>>156975056
>obj time: 1
Must have though the payload was a bomb or something

>>156976632
>can't be older than 10 days.
Really?
Don't you mean must be older than?

>>156976632
got my code for no obligations from a non-kikey poster, mr code jew

What mode should I play

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>>156977169
Nah if your account is old you cannot add any new referrers.

>>156977353
I only have 2 friends who play this game, how the heck am I going to get a third friend for that Pip gun? At least I'm giving something in return.

>>156977512
the kill yourself mode

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Okay /palg/ why do you use compensator of any level except maybe 1 on Ivan? His ADS firing mode has no left-right deviation, which is recoil you cannot predict 100% of the time, it only has upwards climb, which is very mild, very consistent and easily countered by pulling your mouse down.

At 25% recoil reduction he still feels like he has no recoil.

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Someone make a time's ticking edit

>>156977663
Even if you pull down perfectly the bullet spread is horrendous, you won't hit anything except maybe a bomb king at no more than 5 meters away from you.

>>156977825
What? He has no spread in ADS mode. Hip firing he does, but compensator doesn't do anything for hip fire.

>>156977663
Is that white korra?

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>>156978726
Nah, it's Erin from Critical Miss. Eltonel really likes her.

>>156978150
Oh, my bad, i though you were talking about hipfiring.
Ads recoil is so tiny that's not really noticeable for me, even after firing 20+ shots

>>156979002
Why is white korra so moe?

>>156972761
>that viktor in bottom left
Whats wrong with aggression anyway?

>>156979173
No prob. I wish comp reduced hipfire inaccuracy actually, but Strelok is already strong as fuck.

>>156979409
I dunno man, Erin just got a lot of porn made of her. The creators found it either amusing or arousing. Or both.

>>156977626
What's wrong anon, why do you hate yourself

>Playing Pip as a flanker/damage dealer with a focus on Explosive Flask

This is fucking amazing fun, holy shit. I can't wait to try this some more. It's a shame his shooting and abilities feel kinda laggy sometimes, even with only 50 ping, but besides that it's super entertaining. Not very effective compared to a half-decent Andro, but still fun.

>>156979578
5% isn't that much and when compared to the items that do more against shields/turrets/healing those are much more useful with more obvious impact. Plus anyone, and a lot do, who buy the 10% level 1 defense against direct damage makes aggression a waste of an item/credits

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>>156972761

>play the shittiest character in game
>even when you perform better than the enemy kinessa and some enemy players, the rest of the your own shitter team can't fucking do anything useful even when the map is filled with mines that slow the enemy down and they just run around getting killed like headless chickens even in 1v1 situations

this fucking game

>>156979585
porn dump when?

>>156979769
>Not very effective compared to a half-decent Andro
pip has sustain out the fucking ass with the 200 healing/sec weightless card and the healing flask. you can pretty much distract the entire team to try and kill you, he's secretly OP but no one knows because only furfags play him

>>156980098
I have enough trouble finding Eltonel's fucking porn, nevermind dumping it. Does he like, exclusively post shit randomly in threads on 4chan or something? His tumblr never seems to be up to date.

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>>156980114

I don't take the healing weightless thing, it feels too limiting. At the moment, this is my loadout. Any advice on what to change up or fix? I've only played a couple games with it, but it feels really solid. I made a lot of enemy flankers super salty. One Androxus would suicide charge straight into my team just to try and kill me after I bullied him.

>>156980303
the healing weightless card along with the weightless cooldown card pretty much makes him unkillable, you just loop between weightless --> flask --> weightless etc. you will never die if you're not retarded

>>156980379

>You'll never die if you're not retarded

You have high expectations of me, Anon. Thanks for the advice, I'll give it a go when I get back from work.

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>start playing Cuck
>jump cooldown and health cooldown are both 6 seconds thanks to cards
>jump behind the enemy to fuck shit up on the point, pop heal and jump back
>jumping down supports when they try to flee
>forcing nando to turn his shield towards me, letting my team kill him
>basically the ultimate distraction

holy shit, when did cuck get this fun?

>>156980743

A good Buck is impossible to deal with. His sustain is absolutely terrifying, coupled with his decent beefiness and fairly high damage in the hands of a good player. I'd even go as far as to say that playing against a good Buck is completely unfun.

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>>156980743
As someone who played a lot of Winston, Buck is my flanker of choice.

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Reminder to stack with /vg/ for easy and FREE wins

>>156980952
B-But, i'm nervous and I sound like a girl on the mic.
I-I don't want to be called a girl anon :_:

>>156981105
Don't worry you will be called a faggot.

>when you get really caught up in the moment and you shoot at a teammate before realizing that they're not the enemy

I'm not alone, am I?

>>156980952
I played with /vg/ once and lost 5 times in a row

>>156981174

You are completely alone, though I have done that in Insurgency.

>>156981174
literally how?

>>156981174
I've done that several times, but for some reason I only remember one time, yesterday, even though it didn't really have an effect on the overall match.

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>its a kinessa shitter gets carried episode

>>156981269
Me too. Also in Red Orchestra 2.
Feels bad man.

>>156981221
Fuckin this. I have more luck playing with randoms than with local shitters.

>>156981380

>Those credits

So much for a bounty hunter.

>>156981380
>it's a "kinessa shitter implies we won because of them, not IN SPITE OF them" episode

>>156981380
Should have reported him.
Such toxic behavior shouldn't be tolerated ;^).

>>156980952
how do i play with vg

>>156981509
Who is the saltiest players besides Kinessa? I think Bomb King or Grover.

>>156981105
I wont bully you for that

>>156981105
>he thinks he needs a mic

but you're a homo anyway aren't you

>>156981687
I'd say Ruckus

>>156981687
add shitters from this list and don't forget to refer

>>/palg/ ID List
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>kinessa almost level 5
This is painful.

>>156981797
meant for >>156981660

>>156981831
I got her to near halfway 4 just now.. it is pure pain but I got a win since my last team wasn't full of total shitters so I could slip by without being full carried

I fucking hate everything about Kinessa

>Playing Bomb king on fishing pier
>Cart is on the pier
>Jolt 4
God it never gets old.

>>156981980
>>156981831
Oh come on, she is fun. Get +3 mines upgrade and shit them everywhere.

>>156981687
Skye shitters
maybe Cassie's soon I've played with a lot of whiny sniper cassies today moaning about people not being on point while staying huddled in the back all game
Porn of Skye getting strangled when?

>>156981105
Put your dress on and play ying fag.

>>156981105
First get on Discord.

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>>156982815
Do faggots get off to this shit?
mega cringe desu

jesus christ this game is ass
its a literal copy of overwatch
of course palafags are going to defend it by saying "but it has cards lol"
they LITERALLY copied torbjorn, reaper, mccree, soldier 76, pharah, hanzo, junkrat, mei, widowmaker, d.va, roadhog, reinhardt, zarya, and lucio
thats literally more than half the chars
how can you even play this fucking cheapass copy of a game

>>156983249
this

>>156983249
As an actual faggot with a bf, no. But i'm sure there are some.

>>156980743
Everyone on here is praising Buck so I guess he'll be my next unlock.

>>156983249
>faggots

Yes it should be pretty normal if you are a fag.

>>156983268
so its a literal copy of overwatch except its free? sounds good to me

>>156983249
I weewee get stiffy, wish I could afford overwatch...please Ying guide

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@156983268
Need a better bait to get (you)

>>156983249
Damn that really fires up the neurons.

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>>156983268

>>156983268
>LITERALLY copied blablabla...

Yeah, this is a a baitpost. I refuse to accept that anyone is this retarded.

here's your (you)

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>>156983481
>ME GROHK
>NO HEAL
>TEAM DEAD
>BAD FEEL

>>156983481
>ME YING
>WANT GROHK COCK

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>>156983892
>ME YING
>WANT ORC COCK
>HIPS MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>CUM LOTS INSIDE
>BRAIN MELTING

>>156981456
Never play with vg.
it's like vg 101.

Why do all my teams consist of Spanish people who only play carries on Siege?

I can't win any games with these morons

And fuck leveling 12 champs to level 4 for ranked what kinda retardation is that?

new discord link pls

>>156984572
https://discord.gg/sdcau9E

>>156981221
>>156981456
this only happened when the game was still fresh and we were learning champions

>>156984936
> we were learning champions

Wut Paladins is braindead easy.

>>156985141
because of such attitude we never invited you back to play with us

>>156985141
>said the local MLG 420 champ

>>156984761
(You)

>>156984171
that doesnt rhyme at all you fuck

>>156985385
>he needs it to rhyme

hahaha lmao autist much

>>156985351
Feisty bunch on this general. Must suck to be so irrelevant and temporary.

>>156985532
Must suck to need attention from a bunch of "feisty, irrelevant and temporary." people...

>>156985532
All of the initial 150 Overwatch players from the /owg/ ID stopped playing it completely.

I know because I friended them all on Battlenet.
Don't talk about temporary.

>>156981284
90% of the time everyone has the same default skins.

>>156985532
>Overwatch
>literally just TF2 for people too poor to drop $12,000 on a hat

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>>156956697
Lel.

Are you here too because the shills at /v/ keep advertising this piece of dogshit. I decided to come in and see what this game was all about.

50 cents earned on his account that's for sure.

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First penta, yey

So does a skin set include the weapon and the voice pack too?

Like the 625 crystal cassie and ying sets, they include the skin vp and weapon?

>>156985969
Yes, buying the full Vampire Slayer Cassie or Troublemaker Evie kits for 625 crystals will include their unique voice pack and weapon.

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>artist posts about how someone stole his r34 version of cassie from patreon and is trying to sell it on reddit
>shilling
>urge to fap to cassie tits
>use my artistic skill to create f2p r34 version in all it's glory.

Thank you paint, we win again!

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>>156986319

>>156956697
>overshit faggots in full panic mode as paladins keeps gaining more popularity as people are dropping overshit in favor of the better game

top lel

>>156986319
Cassie is not for this stop it.

>>156985532
>temporary
>overmeme already lost more than half of his twitch viewerbase

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>>156986319