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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

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Safehouse edition

Previous Heist: >>156860810

>Not-Crimefest
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Engines that are exactly 400 pressure are never correct! Check the second link for pressure listing if all the engines got bagged by some idiot! ///
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc
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First for PANCOR JACKHAMMER CONFIRMED
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what dlcs should I grab with my trading card money, I already own wolf, goat, golden grin, bbq, ak/car, normal overkill, historical, shotguns, gage courier/2/1, AT, and all the soundtracks. I don't have much interest in any of the dlc characters.

Is the Chivalry Pack any good?
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3rd for dank af safehouse
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>>156942178
DLC unlocker or get out.
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>>156942178
Chivalry > Ninja > BBQ
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>>156941665
Just watched this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKGhqIl4Gw

Pretty neat desu
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>>156942689
I wonder what would /k/ say about it
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so hows everyone enjoying the new safehouse?
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> Jacket has an nes in his room
Neat
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>>156942920
>this is fine
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So does anyone have the toaster host reducing enemy spawns shit down to a science yet?
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>>156942920
it's pretty nice

I wish couches gave you an option to sit on em, borrowing some code from cars
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>Going for One Down Shadow Raid and get samurai armor before other loot trophy
>Only 2 moving guards, rest stationary in good spots
>Helicopter dropped box
>Got all of the loot inside and outside
>Getting last two at furthest sewer entrance
>Fell down the ladder
>33 minutes wasted

I'm ready to fucking die /pdg/.
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>>156943816
That's why I immediate left when I got just the required loot.

Didn't want to risk fucking up anything, cuz getting that armor from the start is fuckin tedious to deal with
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God dammit OK can't do anything right. After the Friday's update.
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>>156944010
use sam you scrub
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What the point of the butler? Did they add him to just show off some actor but didnt have enough budged to make him a heister?
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>>156944816
to give you another friend
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>>156944816
my money is that he is going to be a surprise character, at the end of all this free shit
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>>156944816
What the fuck do you think the point is? There is none!
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>>156944816
probably gonna be another contractor. He mentions a hotel: maybe you're gonna rob it later.
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Does a heister appear if you dont have his dlc?
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>>156946834
No, there're just manequines.
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24th sydney with dickhands
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>>156941665
>my gunfu is coming to payday
Sweet dick
God bless Overkill, everything is forgiven.
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what are the new breaking points faggots
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>>156941665
Lame. I like the Jackhammer and all, but Id rather have a gun that had a bunch of new unique mods like the Gecko did. This will just have a long barrel, silenced barrel, ammo types and lasers. If you could sacrifice a bit of ammo in order to place an AP mine (like the real one), that would be cool and innovative, but Ovk isn't going to do that.
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>>156947846
Kill yourself
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>>156947846
400 damage should let you kill Z-people in 5 headshots.
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>>156948042
>Overkill in chargue of balance
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>Heavy crossbow deals 4k damage
>Javelin 1 shots everything
This is not fine.
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So whats the verdict then, faggots? Is mayhem worth anyone's time? Are sprinting dozers a good idea? Is one down actually fun or just E-peen shit?
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>>156948652
mayhem is fucking pussy mode play on one down faggot
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>>156948652
It's kinda fun.
As long as you accept that all cops need 5 shotgun headshots and Dozers are straight up not worth fighting.
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>>156948564
Shit I need the chivalry pack then
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The HP values on OD are shite
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>>156946834
I don't have Sokol and he shows up just fine
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>>156949415
>he doesn't have Sokol
What, are you some kind of faggot?
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>>156949532
I just haven't bought him yet
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>>156949532
No real reason now. Grinder isn't as good as it used to be, the Val is garbage and the melee was never good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jXy7POBy1Y
what did he mean by this?
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>>156949972
Hes absolutely right on all points. Spongey enemies are gay, the bow damage inexplicable and mayhem is pointless and arbitrary for anyone who is comfortable on DW.
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so like i've only been playing od since the release, is deathwish the same as far as breakpoints go or no?
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>>156949972
>Just make the ai better xd
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>>156950478
Yeah it's really dumb of him to think Overkill knows how to code decent AI. They've been working on Payday games for over 4 years and cops still walk through walls.
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>>156947846
No clues but pistol crossbow and converted units are the new in.

If you liked assault rifles and SMG, Overkill cordially invite you to go fuck yourself.
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>>156950536
The cops walking through walls is probably a failure of the engine rather than the AI.

The way the AI is coded is that there are waypoints all along the map that they walk to. That's why it looks like they're always standing on the same spots on the map all the time - because they are.

The problem with walking through walls comes when there is something causing desync so instead of pathing from A B C around a corner for example, the clients see that the cop was at point A and then point C but missed point C so they animated the cop moving through A->C. Sometimes OVK fucks up and has a programmed path to go through a wall but those aren't relevant to the fact that theoretically correct paths still cause cops to walk through walls.

The other sad part is where the walking through walls happens even though you're the host. That's just because sometimes cop actions bypass standard movement behaviour and dick with the pathing manually themselves so a cop might be walking from A->B but then something makes him re-evaluate what to do, *THINKS* that he's already on B, and then moves straight to C. Walking through walls isn't just an AI problem, it's a fundamental pathing problem.

Amusingly I haven't seen an allied bot walk through a wall or clip through stairs, etc. in years so clearly the allied bots have some sort of sanity checking done for their pathing that prevents them from walking through walls unlike cops.
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how has your day of heisting been /pdg/?
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>>156951167
>but missed point B
Typo.
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>>156951172
>Playing PD2
ew
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>>156951172
can't even finish fucking Harvest and Trustee.
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>>156951494
:^)
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>>156951172
I ended up in a game with a 'hacker' I we knocked off all the loud heists in one down do now I can just do the stealth ones properly
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>>156951857
Might as well just SAM them.
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>>156951172
goin well so far senpai
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>>156951895
I'm too lazy to SAM.
plus Loud one down is fucking retarded, it should not take all 40 of the mosconis bullets with all of them headshots to kill like 3 normal cops at least with Stealth it ain't as impossible
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>Sydney whistles Anarchy in the UK in the safe house
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>>156952080
she also half hum half sings a few other songs
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>>156952053
Shotguns were always good for burst damage but never sustained DPS, which is why they're good against crowds but not dozers for example. And even with HE rounds, you swap guns once the visor is off instead of continuously unloading HE rounds.

Unless damage breakpoints change, the golden era of shotguns is probably over.
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>A bow deals more damage than a .50 sniper rifle

Nice game.
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>>156952231
>A game made by a bunch of jewish swedes is bad
hwoa
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which firearms (and firearms only) are still good? I used to take 40dmg weapons on old DW for added challenge, but I'm getting my ass handed to me on OD.
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Can somebody explain to me why whenever it says I earned 0 coins I get one but when it says I earned 1 coin I get none? This is confusing me.
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Did Deathwish get easier in this update? Last time I tried I got shredded like wet toilet paper. Now I'm surviving and it's a good fun challenge.

Unless I've just been self doubting myself.
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>>156952665
Pistols are still solid, but only 80+ stuff like the Sig and Jericho.
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>>156952716
I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Feels like Mayhem is harder than old DW. DW certainly shouldn't be easier now.
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>>156952763
See that's why I'm asking. I tried Mayhem and it was a fucking shitshow. We try Deathwish for shits n giggles afterwards and it goes much smoother.
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>Finish Boiling Point on Overkill in less than 20 minutes after scanning all 4 bodies
>just infamy'd yesterday so I don't have my mine or drill skills yet
Well guess I'm not getting coins today.
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>>156952827
I did that in 16 minutes with no drill skills
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>>156952827
Run Jewelry Store on DW Stealth. You can do it from lvl 0 now. That'll throw you to about lvl 35~, then go jump in Hox Out OVK (IIRC that's the highest Hox Out available at that time) or do other stealth heists.

Took me about 4 hours, including failing stealth many times like a bitch, to reach 100 again. Did have +30% XP from infamy and +25% stealth bonuses.
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>>156952690
Maybe one value round up and the other round down
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>>156953004
You surely mean Diamond Store on DW Stealth.
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>can't last two minutes on Hoxout OD
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>Bonnie and Clover confirmed to go on girls nights out
>Sydney sees something like herself in Wolf and Jacket
>No one wants to play poker with Bonnie
This update is quenching my thirst for cute heisters doing cute things.
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>these emotionally dead lines
>those poorly-textured balloons
>the new safehouse being a half built rat trap
this is easily the most depressing update yet
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>>156955068
What I got from this is that Sydney tries too hard to fit in
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>>156955170
remove sydney when?
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>>156955170
compensating for the fact that she has yet to do anything significant
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>>156955068
also Bonnie finds to be both the most interesting and disturbing person she has ever met
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>>156955151
>talk to Wolf
>he just gives me pager lines
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>>156955151
Dragan still has the passion IMO. Wicks VO definitely doesn't give a shit though.
Has anyone fully upgraded a safehouse yet? I'm curious what it all looks like.
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>>156955170
>all the other heisters either know eachother beforehand or have been introduced to eachother via Bain and gone on to become partners
>Sydney is literally a random hoodlum who wandered in off the street because she idolizes the payday crew

Of course she's trying hard to fit in.
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>>156955068
If you play as Dragan and talk to Chains he asks if dragan is trying to lose weight. Pretty neat
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>>156955560
Dragan references it himself, actually. Says he looked at himself in the mirror and now won't stop until everyone's in shape.
>tfw looking at his janky-ass training animations with his frozen unemotional face
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>>156952212
>Shotguns were always good for burst damage but never sustained DPS, which is why they're good against crowds but not dozers for example. And even with HE rounds, you swap guns once the visor is off instead of continuously unloading HE rounds.
Once the visor is off and if you're running a shotgun build, primary shotguns like Breaker or Mosconi usually 1-shot bulldozers on DW, so there's no point in "sustaned DPS"

Although now HE rounds are probably not that useful since they don't stun anymore
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>>156941665
>image no longer available
SOMEONE POST IT AGAIN
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Wait is the bushido trophy bugged?
I swear i got it and it didn't unlock
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>>156955640
I like how the new safe house helps tell you what each persons role in the crew is
>Wick helps keep everyones combat skills in top shape
>Wolf is in charge of the gadgets and shit
>Chains keeps weapons in working order
>Bonnie just spends her time gambling with the rest of the crew and drinking
>Jiro meditates and other Asian shit
>Jimmy spends most his time passed out in a Coke coma
>Hoxton keeps all the paperwork and shit in order
>Dallas just does nothing
>Clover is in charge of security
>Sydney designs and makes masks
>Houston fixes the Van
>Rust is the hired muscle
>Dragan keeps everyone in shape
>Sokol I don't know
>jacket is just a creepy fuck in a secluded part of the building
>Bohdi just chills making surfboards
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>>156956415
These are actually okay.
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So what non-special weapons are viable anymore?

Raven w/ Buckshot + Overkill active takes 4 headshots to kill normal enemies.
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>>156956486
>>Dallas just does nothing
he's the one organizing everyone for the heists.
>>Sokol I don't know
if you talk to him as Jimmy, they set up parties and get hammered together.
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>>156956570
stryk with the top level pistol skill and crits
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>>156956567
kys
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>not just have to do meltdown again,but have to do meltdown 2 times for the new difficulty achievement and one time with a decent crew for the longfellow car in the safehouse
kill me
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>>156956570
buy the dlc goy :)
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>>156956570
bronco :D
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>>156956634
do you have to use a full mag to kill basic enemies?
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I wish there were damage values for the thrown weapons shown. I like using the ace of spades and I want to get the trophy. But I feel like I should bring the axe for the damage in case I get caught.
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>>156957129
unsure, but in theory it should do upwards of 100 per shot

need a proper way to test this, that firing range is complete shit
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We need another fucking rebalance, stat. Half the weapons were already useless on OVK+ before the update, now there's barely a handful of shit you can bring on Mayhem+.
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Is this game good yet?
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>>156957090
Nope takes 2 shots w/ headshots
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>>156956895
If you do 1D, you retroactively get cheevos for lower difficulties. At least that's how it seems.
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>>156941665
holy fuck yes
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>>156956486
Sokol is there to keep everyone's morale up and promote teamwork through having fun (playing hockey)
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>102 new achievements
What the fuck did they add?
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>>156941665
I'm not really sure we need another autoshotty, but it could be worse. I was expecting a modern crossbow or some sort of grenade launcher (not that we need another of either, but they seem to be adding free versions of dlc-exclusive weapon types, lately.)
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>>156956486
You could already at least guess before, but this does give "canon" roles, I guess. Most of what you listed isn't even a role it's more like a hobby
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>>156956631
Do they actually have unique lines based on who is talking to them? How many lines were added?

Does Jacket's room become the mask shop if you upgrade it?
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>>156956895
>longfellow car in the safehouse
Like a model of it, or is the actual car put in the garage?

Is Rust's bike there too? I never looked closely at the garage.
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I think there's something wrong with Sydney and Rust
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>>156957880
Some have unique lines. Jacket will play lines about Sokol's hockey team if you're using Sokol, and Houston can tell you that he never thought he'd meet a Russian he liked. If you're Jacket, Sokol can threaten to take your tape recorder away, and the butler can ask where you get all those recordings. Wolf and Rust's are just taken from their pager lines, though.
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>>156958170
lmao all but Dragan in mine looks like this
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Also Dragan seems to be having some neck issues
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>>156957665
Agree desu. What need is more gimmick guns with special traits, in the vein of the poison kunai or taser. Like a 5.7 pistol that's weak (like the Gruber used to be) but ignores armor like a sniper. Or an weak intergrally silenced Ruger .22 pistol that gets crits regardless and the crit rate stacks with ghost skills. Or an Arwen 37, literally a Piglet that fires stun grenades and gas grenades. So on and so forth.
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>>156958373
He looks like a turtle
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What is wrong with them?
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>>156958561
I want a KS-23 shotgun. 4-round magazine, massive damage.
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>>156958603
it's nearly halloween

the new enemy is coming
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>>156958561
I want a KS 23 that has access to the full range of shotgun ammo types as well as grenades like the grenade launchers use and a special tear gas round.

And it should do more damage than a Musconi but be limited by low ammo capacity and slow reload (like a China puff tier reload speed)
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>>156958646
>>156958735
>KS 23 hive mind

It's even got mod potential.
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>I never though I would like a russian guy, but you know what? I like you Sokol
What did Housotn mean by this?
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>nobody cares about chivalry pack
>chivalry pack weapons get buffed
>then 75% sale happens

makes u think
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>>156959201
>nobody cares about OST pack
>certain soundtracks have effects on cops
>then 75% sale happens

makes u think
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>missed all of the codes yesterday because being sick

FUCK
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>>156959332
what codes?
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>>156959332
DLC unlocker or get out.
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What's there?
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>>156959435
random dlc codes
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>>156959476
"unused space" according to the map.
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>>156959476
prostitutes
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>>156959332
Maybe Ashley will get drunk again tonight and post some nudes this time instead of jsut DLC
>>156959476
Just an empty room that looks like it's probably intended for future characters.
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>>156959139
gay
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Thinking about getting the Sidney char pack, hows the bootleg rifle?
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>>156959707
Shit. Accuracy's shit and the high mag is offset by the shit damage.
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>>156959762
fuck, you can't swap the mag also right? a shame, I really like drum mags
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You know what I am surprised that overkill has not done
More armour.
like even if it was reskins it would be interesting
example off the top of my head the samurai armour with more parts of it appearing with with the better tiers of armour
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>>156959843
Nope. Can't swap the mag out, can't use its mag on other guns. The mods it comes with are just reskins of existing ones, and the knife is just another melee weapon nobody will use.
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Has the Overkill meta changed at all? Do I need to really build effective weapons or can I still do everything with my Steakout and China Puff or Swedish K?

I'm not even going to concern myself with what works for Mayhem and above because of the ridiculous health values I'm hearing about.
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>>156957640
2 new difficulties with achievements
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>>156959707
Ignoring the drum mag, which can be almost copied with the casket mag and AR skills, its the very worst assault rifle in the game.
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>>156959912
shitters not allowed
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>>156959912
changed the meta as in everything ducks but bows and china lake, just wait for the damage control updates until OD is playable.
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>>156959910
>>156959945
Alright, I'll pass

It pisses me off that OVK doesn't want to add a generic drum for the AR
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>>156959865
Too much work. Rigging armors for every character? Shit, if different outfits were too hard (as in wearing something not a suit like in PDTH, like raincoats on green bridge) then varied armors are a pipe dream.
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>>156960084
I think it's an animation thing, like it might clip too much or something. Just my uneducated guess. Saiga drum mag when REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>156960145
Yeah, they said it was because >muh animations

That was before the big animation update, now what?
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>>156960084
It would require generic mag/drum anims, which would look like shit. Notice how the steakout reload is mostly offscreen and hold the mag awkwardly by the bottom to suit both types.
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What do you need to do to shoot out the windows of the Longfellow or the cargo van when you're in the passenger seat?
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hey bro want some leaks
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>>156960781
better bedbag assets?
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>>156960781
new pistol probably for wick pack

>>156960825
its for the safehouse
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>do you really want to upgrade Common Rooms's room
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>>156960781
I always think it's strange that like the Hoxout day 2 having an infirmary is the only place there's medical supplies already on map.

You'd think like Slaughter House would have a first aid station somewhere, or like Night Club having a single FAK stashed behind the bar. It's just a safety hazard to not.
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>>156958373
>censoring your name
you're not that popular that people care so much about it, anon
deflate your ego
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>>156960936
safehouse prototype
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>>156961068
It's owned by a gangster and full of dudes with machine pistols. They keep a safe full of cocaine on-site and the basement is obviously used to torture people. I get the feeling they don't exactly care about safety.
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>>156961108
a burn your offshore button, not sure why would you want that
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>>156961237
it's not like it does anything anyway.
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>have hundreds of millions of dollars
>still at the mercy of random chance to get weapon mods

Come on man.
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>>156961237
^^
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>Wolf just uses pager quotes
Can't we get a new VA for him?
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>>156959139
>I'm fucking bored. Let's do heist you and me, We don't need others
What did Sokol mean by this?
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>>156961237
Maybe they wanted to make you go infamous through the safehouse, at one point.
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>>156961375
???????????????????
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>>156961574
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>>156959332
Trashley please post dlc codes or i'll say the shivalry pack is pay to win in the forums and make a video about I got banned.
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>>156961753
DLC unlocker or get out.
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>>156961850
>implying I don't already have DLC unlocker instaled.
>I get them for free either way

you get out.
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>>156962054
>I use the DLC unlocker but I suck tranny dick for DLC codes.
Get out.
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Ashley, tell Overkill to put idstring_lookup.idstring_lookup back in the game.
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The daily jobs don't show progress now, is this normal?
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Could tans have shotguns before?
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>>156962120
>he wouldn't suck tranny dick

what are you, gay?
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>>156962360
I don't remember anyone other than dozers having shotguns
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>they made my shotguns useless

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
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>>156941665
Was that the shotgun you had to send to the manufacturer to get reloaded? I can't remember the name of the one I'm thinking of.
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>>156962501
Blues, greens and greys can all use Reinfelds and M1014s, they just don't spawn often.
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Time to grind those continental coins
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>>156962601
Yes and no. The drum was factory sealed, allowing it to be modified for use as a frag mine. So you couldn't reuse the drum, but you could reload the gun just like any other mag fed weapon.
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>>156962840
Oh, okay. So I was thinking of the right gun, I just got my shit a little mixed up.
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>>156962720
the grind actually isn't that tedious, I got enough for an upgrade after a few heists on OVK difficulty.
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>>156962730
how do I get that trophy
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>playing with answering machine in the safehouse
>"We regret to inform you that [something something] lethal force as a result of your violation of the "get good" and "don't act dumb" clauses of your contract."
>can't interact with the answering machine again after
They're going to kill me, aren't they? Send help.
>>
Whats the menu song that says "You'll die soon anyway, shut up"
>>
Dumb question, but does the skin unlocker mark you as a cheater like the dlc unlocker does?
I'm assuming yes, but with Overkill coding you can never really know.
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>>156962840
That's untrue, the last prototype made for the gun trials has a removable and reusable drum mag with an extra piece that made it into the anti-infantry mine.

you should watch >>156942689 to know more about the jackhammer.
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>>156962840
Actually, the gun didn't have a method to reload it on the one remaining prototype we actually have seen in real life.

The gun needed to be disassembled to be reloaded. But this was just an early prototype, the gun never went into full production.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKGhqIl4Gw
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haven't played this game much in the past year
what are the rumors for the rest of crime feat?
any new heists coming?
are these mini games any fun?
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>>156958170
scared Rust
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>>156963530
fuck off
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what does the "change paintjob" thing in the garage do? I keep clicking on it but nothing happens.
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Should I put a sight on my Swedish K?

On one hand it would make it easier to aim the damn thing compared to the stock irons, but every sight looks ugly as sin on the thing. I think this is the one that looks the least ass.

How is the Bren SMG from the biker DLC? Been considering it. Does it get stats comparable to the Swedish K? Are there any other SMGs that are in the same range as this gun? I find I like it a lot.
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>>156962948
cook 25 bags in cook off
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>>156963723
If you have the minigun DLC you unlock a different paintjob for the van.

Assumable we will see additional paint jobs later.
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>the killhouse area

What goes here? Why can't I use it yet?
>>
What are One Down viable builds?
>>
Safehouse nightmare is gonna be easy this yeat, you will be able to just run around the safehouse confusing the AI
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>>156964305
It's like cs:go's weapons course, I think you unlock it by upgrading Wick's Tier 2.
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>>156964305
Upgrade wick to tier 3 and you get a killhouse
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>>156964315
nine lives aced
medic bags aced
jokers
rogue suit builds with crits
light crossbow and javelins for one shotting everything and a jav crit can kill any dozer
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>>156958853
What if they do this with special new frag rounds that is an HE round for free?
>>
One Down?
More like Two Downs
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How can I grind for Continental Coins?
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>>156964813
you get one per 500k exp

just grind high xp maps
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>>156964734
I would get mad because frag and HE are completely different.
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>>156964881
>one coin
well fug, is there any way where you can get more?
>>
>doing mission to do boiling point in under 20 minutes to get coins

>going very well
>shitter joins and grabs server after second body
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>>156964952
daily jobs

and trophies, which give you 6 per each
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>Non-DMR Assault Rifles are now useless on all difficulties
>SMGs and Pistols except Dongle and co. are now useless on all difficulties
>All shotguns are now useless on M+
>All DMRs are now useless on M+
>All ARs, Pistols, SMGs
>Only usable weapons are literally bows, crossbows, pistol crossbows and mass conversion to turn the health sponges against themselves
>You need to have Nine Lives Aced, Medic Bags Aced, full conversion skills and a Buzzer, and ICTVs are fucking useless again because all enemies will blow your armor in one hit regardless

Nice fucking balancing. It's not fun as a difficulty, not even fun as a joke

The AI isn't smarter, not even slightly. No new abilities, nothing. It just gets so much fucking HP that only a few select weapons are viable, and even then by only a bit

Only use to the new difficulties is stealthing them to abuse the new XP multipliers. Only Overkill is playable now since the "New Deathwish" still has broken health thresholds
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how can i complete undercover using only sniper rifles if there isn't a sniper rifle secondary?
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>>156964813
Trophies
aka "Shit you've probably done before this update but need to do them again"
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>>156965120
don't switch.
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>>156965153
>>156965102
Well fuck, thanks a lot.
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>>156964723
javelins can crit? hot shit this changes everything
>>
shieldmania has made a comeback
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so what's the best way to get 25 kills with an smg in 25 seconds

Just do cook off solo and camp in the house until the cops bunch up ?
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>>156965120
pretty sure you can melee some cops
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>>156966071
probably either the diamond with it's crazy spawn rate or something that you spawn camp such as watchdogs
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DAY 3 BOIS

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming
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http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

day 3 is up
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>>156963170
sounds like for the kill by biting elbows
pretty sure that's not a menu song though
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>>156963197
Yeah but only if you use legendary skins
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>>156966519
>>156966526
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Is there a single reason not to use the DLC unlocker if I just play with friends
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>>156966669
if you had used the dlc unlocker you would have gotten penta's
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>>156966575
They added it with the Hardcore Henry update.
Bad Motherfucker too.
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>>156966669
Being a good goy
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What is green dozers health now, on normal if it's matters?
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>>156966669
Do people actually kick you for having the cheater tag? When I host I don't give a fuck.

And I'm a total buyfag.
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>>156966801
penta's?
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>Mobster masks
Eh, not something Ill ever wear.
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>>156966912
Unless you untick "kick cheaters" or something the game will automatically kick them out of your lobby when them join
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>>156967026
Colors look nice though.
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>>156967026
the real content are the colors.
>>
Did they fix the bulletsponges yet
>>
>45 New Color Sets!

now make them all colors look the same in all of the masks, I hate when red looks pink, or green looking yellow in some masks.
>>
>From now on, all infamous colors will have the same chance of dropping in the card loot drop as every other color
>infamous
>same chance of dropping as every other color
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>updated colors
Still stuck with whatever 2-color set drops.
Why not make it so we can choose our own damn colors?
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Why are the crimefest masks always disappointing?
Why couldn't we just get a mask that was only the fedora and cigar?
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>>156967554
Overkill isn't good at doing free content
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>>156967653
majority of paid content is garbage too, you know.
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>>156967653
the judge was ok
>>
those colors look neat but I don't think I'll use the masks, also does anyone have a new tier list for skills haven't played in a while
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>>156967289
>tfw still no red black combo
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>>156966801
WHAT IS PENTA'S
>>
The colors are nice 2bh, we've needed new colors for a while
>>
>>156967939
>he doesn't know about penta's
the state of /pdg/ ladies and gentlemen
>>
is it fucking out yet
>>
Anyone having trouble with the bushido trophy? My friend and I got the armor first and the rest of the bags after but it didn't count. Do body bags count or something?
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>>156967190
Learn to aim shitter
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>>156968074
I've only come back here because of the new update, dropped the game a year ago for being a jewfest
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>>156968532
well, no penta's for you then shitter
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>>156968465

Do not bag ANYTHING before the whole armor set is secured

So basically, do the normal Shadow Raid, wait until all the guards glitch, then make a run for the vault after disabling the cams for the free keycard

If you're solo, use the red civie trick, stick him near the staircase and hope you can stick it in 10 seconds
>>
UPDATE IS OUT
RESTART SSTEAM
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>>156968737
Alright thanks
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>Burned the pink plushy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>156969125
get outplayed, plushy
fucking casul
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>John Cleese in an upgradable safehouse
>Mayhem is a fun Death Wish Lite mode for pub games
>mafia masks don't look like shit

Best update in a long time
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What the fuck is so funny over there?
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>>156969269
>Day 1 on Linux makes people unable to start the game
>Day 2 on Linux has no matchmaking and going to the safehouse crashes the game
Pretty hyped for today to see what the fuck up next.
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>>156969269
>mafia masks don't look like shit
wut?
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>>156969125
He survived. Check where sydney is, my friend
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>>156969297
watching hoxton lose his shit over the mafioso?
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>>156969297
>he didn't get a party hat
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>>156969269
>Best update in a long time
Not much of an accolade desu, last true content update we had was biker heist which was 4 months ago. Since then its just been lazy cosmetic shit nobody cares about.
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>RPG has falloff
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>>156966519
>>156966526
>mixed up Moran and Luciano

GG Overkill
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>Temporarily disabled the ability to change skins on the Escape Van in the Safe House due to some issues


reeeeee
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>>156969747
what the fuck, thats the most retared ever
>>
gensec elites have the worst fucking uniforms
>>
light crossbow or plainsrider bow lads
also what attachments
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>46 MB download
>10 minutes install

I should be used to this by now but it's always a treat
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>non-meme masks
Something's fishy lads
I think Overshill are fucking us sideways somehow
Maybe they outsourced the masks?
>>
tfw no friends to play pd2
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>>156970205
>non-meme masks

what the fuck does that even mean
>>
>>156970230
post id
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>>156952827
Just find the keycard cpt zero peripheral vision
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>>156968602
what the fuck is penta's you bitch

it sounds like an obscure virus or porn
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>>156970230
haha nofriends
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>>156969297
>dead by daylight
REEE STOP NERFING KILLERS YOU FUCKS
>>
What should I put points in if I want to make a good mastermind/enforcer spec for death wish? And which perk deck is the best?
>>
>>156970301
lmao keep begging
no penta's for you
>>
anyone wanna help me do some trophies
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>>156970245
He means they didn't make a harambe mask like when they made a doge mask
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>>156970245
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>>156970452
>i never asked for this
>i want to get away
how fitting
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>>156970230
>>156970435
get in the steam group chat you fucking newfag shitters
>>
>45 MB update
>20 seconds to download
>5 minutes to install

Why
>>
>doing Bodhi's daily
>game crashes right at the escape with 18:47 on the clock
>for no fucking reason
it wasn't even a mod
fucking why
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>>156970854
unpacking and packing
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>>156971069

Doing bullshit achievements like this instead of waiting for the reroll and farming all the easy trophies
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>>156959327
Explain yourself.
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>>156961068
Slaughterhouses are notorious for cutting corners, using illegals, and just not giving a shit for safety or hygiene.

I would've been surprised if there was a first aid station.
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weapon rebalancing when?
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>>156970128
>46 MB download
>requires 80 GB storage
why
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>>156971442
2 years from now

just like the first one
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to be a full meta shitter, what primary is the best out of the chivalry shit, I figure Heavy Xbow, but does the speed of the light/the lack of reload time for the longbow end up beating it out?
>>
Did they fix the bullet sponging yet
I just want to play old DW
>>
>>156971442
>download a weapon rebalance mod
>change the values to how you want it
>>
>>156971442
>>156971646
Enemies are bullet sponges
Guns do no damage

wp overkill
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>>156971574
heavy xbow really isn't necessary, you can oneshot just about everything with the light one

or go poison plainsrider bow/xbow pistol for extra shittery
>>
>>156971646
What's the matter anon, don't enjoy shooting regular enemies in the head for 5 minutes before they die?
>>
>>156971896
I want to Mosconi and the game ain't letting me
>>
What are currently the best suit/lbv perk decks?
Still ex pres/grinder?
>>
>>156971574
https://youtu.be/OCeBoH3zdl4
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>>156971646

Nope

Overkill is playable because of Overkill's own fuckup. Tans got a health boost but Greens didn't (400-500 and 80 respectively, I'm serious), all the specials got MASSIVE health boosts

The other difficulties are unplayable on loud without the Chivalry Pack and a special perk deck, let alone One Down. If you want to stealth them, knock yourself out, they fixed the guards having insane health when alerted

What they did NOT fix is domination now being 100 % impossible in stealth (only health factor works now), so that's fucked
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>>156971712
at least the DLC guns still do damage, right?
buy my dlc to keep playing, and keep those helmets flying! ;;;;;;))))))
>>
>>156972140
dodge just got a lot more useful, go with crook/rogue
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>>156972018
Waifusconi seems to be removing cop all the same on my end. The new spawns are too out of control for her though.
>>
>>156972140
suit rogue
lbv anarchist
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>>156972264
the funniest thing about it is that most of the DLC guns are shit as well.
>>
>>156972309
zerk overkill mosconi, right?
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>>156972392
I mean except for the flamethrowers, explosives, bows, and crossbows
>>
>>156972270
How did it get more useful?
>>156972328
And do I still need FAKs with rouge?
>>
english or plainsrider bow
>>
>>156972620
enemies do a ton more damage so it's a lot better to just dodge hits rather than tank them
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>>156972590
No zerk. And yeah, all shotguns are useless without Overkill now.
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>>156972680
plains, with poison
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>>156972680
light crossbow
>>
>>156972680
cross
>>
Is ICTV at all viable in OD? It seems more like a death sentence than a protective suit of armor.
>>
>>156972935
>>156972883
>>156972839
tfw don't know who to believe
>>
>>156973125

everything one shots you no matter what, so ICTV is useless beyond Overkill
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>>156973161
how about you play the game and find what you like
>>
so i got the chains safe
do i open it or sell it for ez poorzillian reais
>>
>>156973248
>so ICTV is useless beyond Overkill
but that's wrong anon
>>
>>156973125

Because Overkill doesn't know how to balance, ICTV is a death sentence. Furthermore, you really shouldn't be investing in ICTV perks when you're gonna go ace your medkits, then grab Inspire, then deck a non-specialized weapon build (nothing buffs bow and arrow outside of the skills that allow you to shoot and reload when sprinting and moving full speed while ADS)
>>
>>156973125
ICTV might be alright on very cramped maps with fuckton of covers, but if you plan on actually moving, dodge is a much better option.
>>
>>156949347
Their HP values are fine. Their damage values make me want to kill myself
>>
>>156973253
because that's less time efficient than using other people's experience
>>
>>156973478
>>156973504
donacdum
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So with this stream on are there some special event Steam codes or something im supposed to get?
>>
>>156973478
body expertise actually works with the XBow
so grab that and wreck shitters
>>
How is that one map with the three capture points tug of war thing balanced? You get way too little time for capturing a point. Plus defenders get to spawn right ontop of it. Eldar especially are good at defending, so that just makes it more bullshit. Ork 4 lyfe
>>
Is Grinder useless on OD
>>
>>156973825
is it a bug? that doesn't make sense
>>
>>156974040
xbows are treated as automatics
>>
>>156974040
far as I can tell it's on purpose
the XBow is classed as an auto weapon because you can hold down and fire it, so
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>>156974031
suit rogue or armorer/anarchist ictv only
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>>156974118
>because you can hold down and fire it
Can't even argue with this logic.
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>>156974240
seeing as it massively benefits from most of that tree's higher skills, fuck your nitpicking entirely
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Pour one out for my homies

RIP Judge and Mosconi
>>
Do I need to finish the heist to get the trophy? ie can I terminate birth of sky after I get 9 rings
>>
>>156974650
the cheevo needs to pop, and I think it happens after you pick them up
>>
>>156974584
I use He Judge and Mosconi on DW they are still fine
not sure about one down
>>
>>156974780
oh no they're hot fucking garbage on OD
>>
>>156974709
once you hear the sound effect you got it,you can get the fuck out,you'll get the things you got but the game hasn't told you you've gotten in the next stat screen.
>>
>>156974780
>>156974838
Yeah even thugs take 2 headshots with the judge to kill. Overkill skill makes things a little better but considering it takes fucking 5 shots to kill a stormtrooper on OD, Overkill isn't going to be active all heist like it is on the lower difficulties because you're going to have no ammo
>>
>>156974838
You know what else is hot fucking garbage?

OD
>>
>>156975134
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
OVERSHILL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
this new meta sucks
>>
I want to spend all my coins on ron pearlman but I always play ron pearlman so I can never see him in my safehouse help
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THEY BURNED THE TEDDY
WHY
WHY
>>
>>156975548
no they didn't
go check in with sydney in the garage
>>
>>156973397
sell, skins are bad
>>
Returning to game, what's a good gun setup if you're not worried about Mayhem+ and want to just grind to first level of Infamy? Also good skill and perk decks.
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>trophies
>more crew challenges that are going to take me forever to complete
>more sitting in lobbies telling people to remove all their skills, equip a certain weapon and wear a certain mask
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The HP of guards on OD.

inb4 >stelf
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>>156975975
use judge with silencer
>>
WHAT DO I UPGRADE IN THE SAFEHOUSE
>>
>>156976869

Firing Range allows you to see how much damage you do with weapons, which is useful to tune your damage thresholds
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>>156977173
Sounds boring and lame anything better?
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>>156977365
bigger safe house fancier money storage room
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>>156976869
Firing range
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>>156977365
if you upgrade sokol's area it becomes a mini hockey rink
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>>156977365
Gym gets punching bag for melee weapon damage. Sokol make hockey minigame
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Am I the only one who thinks M308 + Silent Memer + Zerker is fine for OD?
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>What is this?
>Shitty hockey for babies?
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>>156978154
yes
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>>156977365
>Firing Range allows you to see how much damage you do with weapons

>useful af

>boring and lame
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>solo stealthed train heist

Holy fuck that was stressful
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>>156978813

Did anyone ever make a standalone (i.e. not attached to some ShitHUD) damage displaying mod?
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>>156978830
>use silent saw to open door
>fucker on roof hear in in 7 meters
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>opens my weekly safe
>$20 item
thank overkill
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>>156978813
I canalready see the dmg of the guns in the menu calm down nerd
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>>156970452
>baitface was removed
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>Still no Jacket safe
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>>156979586
We can have weekly safes?
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>>156980279
I dont get the epic reference
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Are there any pictures or videos that show what each heister's upgraded rooms look like so I know which one's do I buy
>>
>join cook off
>crash
every time like pottery
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>>156980980
Look at where Marge is 'sitting', and then look at where Jacket is 'sitting'
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Question:
What is the LAST upgrade you guys will make to your safehouses?

Mine's probably bodhi,I don't care enough about bodhi to buy his shitty surfing board workshop,like who even actually likes bodhi?
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>>156981124
Upgrade in this order
Clover>Dallas>Jimmy>Vault>Living Room>Houston>Rust>Jiro>Sydney>Jacket>Chains>Bodhi>Wick>Everything else
This will guarantee that Safehouse Nightmare is easy as fuck
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>>156981370

Bodhi is worst voice

Worse than Jacket's tape recorder and Jiro's moonscreech and Clover's banshee wail
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>>156956486
>>156955640
>>156955560
>dragomir mrsic looked fat as fuck on the biker live action trailers
>overkill makes dragan the gym guy in the new safehouse
My fucking sides.
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http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/eacDEfIkLNR:glMOPr:fHILmOpqR:ibcdea::w48-26-11-3:s49-25:a5
Started using this today for OD Loud and it's working, somehow. Judge can oneshot tans without crits and Thantos can oneshot dozers with crits. Pretty good. Basic Frenzy because you're a glass cannon anyway
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>>156981370
I'm not sure because I dont know one happens when I upgrade them like I hope if I upgrade Houston's workshop I will be able to maybe ride around in the falcongini theres a gate outside
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>can't decide between getting the first upgrade towards hockey to tier 2 or upgrading my living room/kitchen/bathrooms to tier 2
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>>156981370
>virgins hate the chad
No surprise here
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>You earned 0 continental coins on this job
w-what
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>>156981873
>You earned 3 continental coins on this job
>It's Crossroads Overkill
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>>156956415
>no 2 seconds of silence between calls
kys overkill
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>doing Golden Grin Casino OD
>alone, but finally got into the vault and moved all the bags outside
>want to invite a friend
>accidentally join him
>>
>guard kills me while I'm unlocking car on car shop
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>>156982193
Retard
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>>156981856
Hockey Minigame is available only on Tier 3.
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>>156982357
i know but should i spend 36 points for some hockey gimmick or spend 12 right now for nicer living arrangements
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>>156982193
Are you mad
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>>156982193
You had bags?

Last time I did GGC OD all of the money was gone.
>>
FUUUUUUUUCK I WANT TO UPGRADE EVERYTHING NOW
>>
>>156982193
>OD
>alone
stealth?
>>
>>156982605
I heard about that, I did it today after the 47 mb update, it was fine and normal.
>>156982809
yes, "stelf", it was such a nice match, running around listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTPxWUs8nXs
then moving the bags with Ode to Greed and then, nothing.
>>
>>156981370
I like Bodhi's gloves
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>>156981370
>upgrading bodhi at all
why
>>
>>156961753
4JM89-QZWM8-P2P3L
90B95-QP65M-JQ288
LNW0X-B28ZP-XVAPF
MHX3B-BZXGL-EQPVD
TIK5Q-5IABK-2FD05
72RJW-Q6CE4-HP8VG
HBA5L-GI92J-68MKJ
CYIYM-CEBTK-ITELB
Y4GEH-C948D-2K606
2ZL82-3NBTG-9E4NR
XT854-MMXRB-WPDJ6
2L4VH-HNTF4-RV3DT
6F3EZ-ZY6J2-P2C2B
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>>156981991
>do jewelry store on OVERKILL
>still ZERO coins
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>>156944010
I think you only need to do the base game and/or free heists now. I got all the hard, v. hard, and Overkill masks and I haven't completed every heist in the game on Ovk.
>>
I'm still hoping a Ron Perlman code gets posted.
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>>156983070
>Product already owned
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>>156983091

It's for every 1 million exp i think. It carries over from heists ect.

If you get 1.5 million in 2 heists, you'll get 3 coins.
>>
>>156983070
>2ZL82-3NBTG-9E4NR
Thanks
>>156983235
Well the response was to Chivalry after all.
>>
>>156983070
>Product already owned
spice up things a little
pls
>>
>>156983070
>6F3EZ-ZY6J2-P2C2B

got it, cheers
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>>156983070
Post Sydney codes you fucking slut
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>>156983070
>HBA5L-GI92J-68MKJ
Thanks qt.

>>156983576
Sydney is garbage, we need Rust.
>>
>>156983731
Second this. I want Rust, and I want to play an actual train heist.
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>>156983731
I guess that's fine too.
>>
>>156983731
Rust perk deck is shit
>>
>>156983070
Any info on what's going on with the Linux update?
>>
>>156983070
>72RJW-Q6CE4-HP8VG
arigato
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>>156983980
But that sexy Ron Perlman with that sexy shotgun tho.
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>>156983182
>>156983731
>>156983912
>>156983948
>>156984176
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>>156981681
ditch judge/shotgun skills, get frenzy ace and messiah ace and equip HE pistol xbow
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>>156983070
13 new steam accounts for me, thanks
>>
Has anyone tried Frenzy+LMGs on One Down?
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>>156984069
Sorry i don't know, not my area of things.

I don't have any Ron or Sydney codes left i'm afraid.
>>
why do people make skins for such shitty weapons that nobody uses
>>
>>156984470
post some lootbag then :^^^)
don't even know if you have those this is a jest
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>>156984458
Use with body expertise otherwise you waste a lot of ammo even when using bipod
>>
I am jealous of the mega kawaii mask. I want one. Do I want one bad enough to cheat one in though?

>>156984470
Aw, okay.
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>>156984470
thanks babe
do you have any overkill/dragan/point break codes to share?
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ok boys

how do we make a decent Stalker build using the sawed off mosconi and the krinkov?
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>>156984561
Yeah I assumed it would be taken as read that you'd use BE.

The ammo pickup on LMGs is really fucking high so you can probably stay ammo positive even on the spongy fucks.

Also is there a good map for the 25 SMG kills in 25 seconds?
>>
>>156984470
Do you have Hotline Miami ones?
>>
Which skills go with the English Bow and heavy Crossbow? I mean what improves it?
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>>156985061
Kill yourself
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>>156983070
hook us good goys up with a biker heist code
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>>156983070
shit i just got 2L4VH-HNTF4-RV3DT and i don't even play this game anymore
>>
>>156983070
Can you post some lootbag codes, please?
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>>156985061
>english
dont
>heavy crossbow
run and reload is pretty handy sometimes and crits are great
>>
mod where you start in the safehouse unmasked when
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>>156985061
body expertise and run/reload
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>45 mb update
>takes hours
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>>156984502
Skins are cancer
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>>156978830
>stealth it on first go in like 17 minutes
>fail nightclub for 2 hours straight
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>>156986372
nightclub is weirdly difficuly on OD because when you clear the guards out they have like murkywater-tier health
>>
>>156986372
I know that feel. Took me 7 tries solo because I wanted the disco ball and when I tried it with my friend it took 2.
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So, do you think this relates to that old yacht heist we were going to get or might be getting in the future?
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>Just did the fucking cook 25 meth bags
I'm 54.6% sure this is FUCKING ANNOYING
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>>156987049
>The bomb: forest on DW
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>>156987264
>Goat Sim on One Down
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>>156987264
>Dont get the challenge
FUCK YOU OVK
>>
>>156987049
90 minutes wasted
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>>156983070
Why do you even bother every sane person is using the DLC unlocker
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>>156987881
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>>156985369
I just tried it, maybe I am using the wrong build, is not a dodge+crit one, but I did get body expertise and still, it seems too slow and it did not seem to work better than a shotgun on a Dozer, the latter even on Mayhem. Although I have yet to try how good shotguns are now.
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Uh...
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Whats the one down meta I meed to know
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>>156988228
Maniac with poison arrows
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>>156988228
GL40 + Chinapuff
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>>156988352
Fuck you
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>>156988228
Crossbow / Poison plainsrider
explosive pistol xbow / china lake

every joker skill, nine lives aced, armorer deck because the 2secs of invuln is the only thing that'll save your ass
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>>156988461
no it literally is
it's autistic, but that;s overkill for you
>>
>>156988479
heavy crossbow vanilla im assuming?
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>>156988745
Light crossbow probably works too

Also body expertise works on the crossbows for some reason so do that
>>
>Pink Flesh
>Scary Green (Pistacho Green)
>Sea Grass Green Looks blue desu
>Dark Purple
These are the most added color sets
>>
Any Chivalry pack codes?
>>
>>156989271
Too late amigo
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>>156986489
Crossbows and javelin boy.
>>
don't get body expertise you can still oneshot tasers with a headshot with light crossbow
>>
>>
>>156989880
ok
>>
>>156989978
ok
>>
>>156989880
why wouldn't you want even more damage
>>
Armorshitters are useless on OD
>>
Only Ashley in chat cause it crashed earlier. Get in here you wankers.
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what the fuck happened to payday?
waifufags, character autists and community losers have turned this into a meme filled spaztism game
>>
>>156990952
Is it already time to run the daily train on him?
>>
>>156990952
steam chat?
>>
>>156991907
yes it's pretty dead at the moment.

Also, I've been giving away dlc but i'm almost out of steam bucks. If anyone wants a 99 or 74 DLC they don't have come to the chat and ill gift it to you. First come first served.
>>
>crew in pdth wore appropriate clothes depending on the mission, ie rain coats on green bridge, tacticool shit when infiltrating etc
>wear suits only in a few heists
>now they wear suits all the time even when it doesn't make any sense
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>Do a shadow raid solo
>Only find 7-8 bags worth of loot
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>>156992182
Too much work adding in models.
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>>156987264
>>156987330
>tfw just did these
>team didn't even struggle at all
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>>156992182
>Overkill only gets worse and lazier over time.
Wow who knew
>>
>>156992303
Additional outfits DLC, only $6.99 per character
Keep those helmets flying ;)
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>>156992182
Hmmmm really made me think
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>>156992441
I'll take 20.
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>>156972243
>unplayable without overpowered shitter bows and regen decks

git gud, one down is quite playable with ictv armorer using either shotguns or battle/marksman/sniper rifles.
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>>156972243
>What they did NOT fix is domination now being 100 % impossible in stealth (only health factor works now), so that's fucked
>shoot them once as they draw their gun
>press F
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>>156994474
>ictv armorer using either shotguns or battle/marksman/sniper rifles

git gud, one down is quite playable with hitman using either pistols or assault rifles
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I'm gonna have lots of fun with this before they patch it
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>>156995632
>>156995912
Nice hud faggot!
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>>156995632
>>156995912
>>156996113
>Downing people in their own safe houses
For what reason. Also shitter hud, shitter.
>>
Did anyone figure out how many coins you get from heists? I know it depends on the xp reward but it seems so random.
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>Havent played payday in a while
>Launch game
>Get a fuckton of achievements

Wut
>>
remove the retarded change to taser health when
>>
>>156996591
You get the mayhem achievements automatically if you've done it on death wish beforehand.
>>
>>156996686

We've set the balance to high priority. We'll be making some changes as soon as we can to the balance. Most likely you'll see higher headshot multipliers on enemies but i can't promise anything specific.
>>
>>156995632
>>156995912
>>156996113
Actual autism
>>
>>156997431
what about weapon damage changes?

a bow dealing more damage than a fucking 50.cal its so fucking retared its not even funny
>>
>>156997539
>Getting mad.
>>
>>156983070
all the codes are gone
pack it up guys
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>>156943816
>OD diamond
>everything goes smooth getting into the vault
>insta-detected opening the entrance door and two-shot on my way to the van with the goddamn bag
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>>156975975
Yeah, I find it odd that Mayhem is supposed to be easier than DW when it's the other way around. DW is smooth sailing like it always has been, but Mayhem rustles my jimmies something fierce?
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>>156996113
>B L A C K E D
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>operator not convinced on third pager
Welp, well now I know
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>>156986372
How in the fuck? That's 28 bags you have to slalom through guards.
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>>157000690
23, you can kill all the civs like nothing
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Last thing I wanted to see is this shit after that.
>>
Where can I find raw numbers for new enemy HP?
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>>157000690
just take out the lumber mill, saw open the back two cars when there's nobody on either side and you can ecm/keycard through the rest and it's pretty easy. they don't see the bags on the zipline
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>>157000886
What dif
>>
Is the lever action shotgun good? I just got a skin for it.

Do i need to own the DLC to use the skin?
>>
>>157001040
Not him but I just want the multiplications for all difficulties.
>>
>>157001012
My old DW trainyard solo took 48 minutes ;___;
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>>157001012
How do you get so many key cards?
>>
>>157001112
It was good.

I said was, because now everything seems fucked
>>
>>157001290
Is it good for Overkill? I don't play higher than that.
>>
>>157001427
Overkill seems pretty soft now, I used that shotgun to hell and back, with the right skills it becomes a monster, so try it.
>>
>>157001040
I'm mainly interested in One Down but it would be cool to see all new numbers
>>
Hey Ashley,
If I do Car Shop on OD will I get the cheevos for Mayhem and DW?
>>
>>157001269
well you don't have enough to ecm/keycard every car but you can always just restart it until you get lucky. sawing open the back 2 cars is real easy though, and the lumber yard is really easy to take over
>>
>>157001934
yes
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>>157001546
>Overkill seems pretty soft now,
Did they change it in the last update? Friend and I held out on Cook off for an hour and 15 minutes, almost got 25 bags but had to leave with 24 because I put sode.

I always just shoot people and let my friend cook but I'm like fuck it I'm here and have the sode. Then immediately after I finish putting sode Bain is like "no wait I meant acid :^)"

I mean come on man. We cooked meth in like 4 missions that came before this one chronologically. How do you not have this shit down?
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>>157002248
>putting sode after 24 bags
>trying to pin your fuck up on Bain
>>
>>157001180
>>157001558
For OD
Taser: 2700
Gray unit: 1440
Gray unit with skull face / Shield units: 720
Cloaker: 5400
Dozer: 18000

This should do it
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>>157002673
Yeah, sad as it is, >>157002248, there really ain't no excuse for being too hasty with ingredients.
>>
shield spawn rate seems a lot higher

its also easier to dominate cops tho

am i imagining this?
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>>157002851
Yeah, the new cops are fucking cowards from what I can tell. Seems a bit broken.
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>>157002851
Isn't the "new" qt-submissive-cop-friend-ratio from when skills were remade? I remember it being rare as fuck in the old system and being surprised of how effective it was at the start of this year.
>>
>>157002673
>>157002818
I never knew to wait for the second line. Nobody ever told me that.

But at least I know that now, so I won't put sode again.
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>>157003229
>>
>>157002851
I was also thinking that I've been seeing a ton of shields recently.
Like every time I kill a group of shields, I turn around and there's a squad of four shields looking at me
>>
>>157003535
they upped the spawn rate of shields and lowered cloakers/dozers. also added some new tactics or something
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>>157003624
>tfw going through an entire heist without a single cloaker
Feels good desu.
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>>157003772
>mfw killing one of them OD cloakers and another on spawns right afterwards
I guess i forgot the safe word
>>
>>157003535
>in the era of FLAMMENWERFER
feelsgood.png
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>>157002851
>shield spawn rate seems a lot higher
I think spawn rates are the same but the amount of shield cops you can have at one time is now 8 on higher difficulties, it was 4 before
>>
23 minutes on Train Heist stealth and I'm moving ammo bags from the worst possible train car and 3 guards spot me and I die
>>
>>157002810
Forgot the sniper OD
Snipers: 360 health

For the headshots X% Tested with no skills and a gun that deals 42 of damage, full perk
Taser: x2.5
Gray unit: x2.5
Gray unit with skull face / Shield units: x2.5
Cloaker: x7.5
Dozer: Normal shots deal x1.6 of damage to the body In the face: x4
Sniper. x2.5
>>
Any easy way to trigger escapes?
>>
>>157005007
nightclub and /or ukrainian job i think
>>
Does anyone at all still play the original Payday?
>>
>>157000886
>>157001180
>>157002810
>>157004842
I sifted through decompiled charactertweakdata.lua, some interesting stuff there, although I'm not sure how to interpret that though because I'm not familiar with PD2 inner workings

If someone knows what the fuck is going on, confirm or correct me please

So apparently they've reduced base health of most enemies (e.g. dozer went from 550 to 200)
Drastically reduced base headshot multipliers (e.g. dozer went from x13.75 to x5)

But they changed health multipliers a lot

For DW they used to be 1.75, now for One Down it's 9
Headshot multipliers no longer decreased (used to be x0.75, now 1)

So bulldozer base health went from 962.5 on DW to 1800 on One Down, essentially he has now twice as much HP
And bulldozer head health went from 962.5/(13.75*0.75) = 93.3... to 360 (essentially x4 times more head HP)

I'm off ten times on health for some reason though, I don't know why
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>>157005508
>So apparently they've reduced base health of most enemies (e.g. dozer went from 550 to 200)
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>>157005508
So, even if I consistently headshot a Dozer I'm doing nothing?
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We had a slumber party while making meth.
>>
Has Payday 2 EVER, ever gotten Safe House Customization?
>>
>>157005784
Never ever.
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>>157004842
>>157005508
Who do I believe for OD

>>157005784
Literally yesterday
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>>157005784
It got safe house upgrading. All you can do is unlock prebuilt set pieces.
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>>157005827
Preferably the guy who tested it >>157004842 because this lua data is just from one file and I don't know what else PD2 does with these numbers, unless some modder comes out and explains the situation
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do people kick u for using dlc unlocker?
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>>157004803
at least you didn't have the 2 remaining guards up there alternating for 15 minutes straight and not letting you move because stealth is shit.
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>>157006478
if you join public lobbies that has the "anticheat" on you will be kicked
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>>157006478
>Joining pubs
Get out.
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>>157006478
Do you get arrested for having fake driving licence and driving poorly?
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>>157007109
no im white
>>157006894
friends aren't on lad
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>>157007225
>living in a country with non-white population
How barbaric.
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>>157005938
>>157005827
>prebuilt set pieces
So, basically you unlock doll houses? Can you do anything with anything you unlock?
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>>157007109
>Arrested
Overkill couldn't "arrest" anyone. The "anticheat" is more like the 53 year old neighborhood watch leader driving behind you in her minivan angrily honking her horn and yelling for you to pull over.
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>Zeal squad addition is called "gitgud dlc"
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Easiest way to do 25 smg kills is Birth of Sky
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>>157007325
Its more about having less poor players in my DW games dying like lemmings.
Especially with new difficulty coming up.
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>>157007664
>poor
This shill meme again.
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>>157007514
I did it on "Bank: Random", the police coming down from a side of the bank helps
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>>157007316
mini game type shit like a slot machine, obstacle course, etc
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So Is there a way yet to unlock all dlc without being taged as a cheater?
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>>157008876
no
just host desu
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>>157005007
>kill lots of civvies
>finish day in assault phase
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>>157008942
Not many join my shit man thats why
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>>157008876
Yeah, there is one

Open Steam
Click on Payday 2
Click on DLCs
Click "Add to cart" on those DLCs you're missing
Open your cart, click "Proceed to checkout" and buy the DLCs you're missing
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>>157005007
Blowing up the meth lab in rats is a 100% chance at an escape.

Alternatively, kill shitloads of civilians in jobs, each one increases the chance of an escape by 5%
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>>157009350
nah fuck off jew im not paying more for dlc when it costs more than the fucking game
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>>157010025
then don't bitch about getting tagged, fuckboi
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>>157010529
I can what ever the fuck I want what are you gonna do?
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>>157010786
call you a fuckboi, that's what
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>>157010025
I've clocked more than four hundred hours in Payday 2 so I have no trouble paying for DLCs, especially on sale
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>>157011093
I've clocked more than 900 so I know Overkill doesn't deserve a cent for the trash they shovel out.
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>>157009781
Why do people want to trigger Escapes?
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Well that's the easy stuff out of the way. Other than firestarter because I'm not going to bash my head against the brick wall that is stealthing day 1
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>>157011347
A few achis
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>>157011347
Safehouse job to do 10 escapes.

Or they want the achievement that's tied to each escape job.

More likely the former.
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how'd you do today boys
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>>157011450
>he didn't stealth big oil
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>>157012131
I've never actually done that. You can't do day 2 I thought
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>mayhem and above have made DMCWO guns completely useless

Fug
Guess I'm playing overkill from now on
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>>157012428
>willingly gimping yourself with aa shitty 'muh realisms' mod

You asked for it. Stop bitching and just get with the fucking meta you retard.
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>>157011306
Why the fuck would you put so much time into something you hate?
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>>157013567
Cause I hate myself famalamadingdong. Good games make me satisfied and happy. Why would I play those.
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>>157012250
You can, but it's terribly annoying since the guards get pissy about the open lab. My friend and I barely escaped when the cops arrived.
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>haven't played in a while
>remembered that crimefest was a thing
>check it out
>it's not crimefest but what the fuck ever better safe house is fine I guess, and hey, we get Panic Room for free
>read thread
>meta is fucked
>weapons are fucked
>if it shoots a bullet, the weapon is useless
>if has more than 50 rounds, it's useless
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>>157015062
Get the fuck out, the alarm has always gone off when the chopper arrives.
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>>157015745
Well there's that too, but usually the lab will do you in before the helicopter.
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>>157015602
death wish is fine for the most part. it's the step above that and ironically the one below that that is completely broken
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>>157014718
Anyone want a shittily cropped pic?
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>>157016386
dumping s'more of my work
I seriously need to clear up my folders. Got porn side-by-side old essays and smug anime girls
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>>157016772
Anyone else remember Kenny?
>>
https://discord.gg/qaDJDNx new discord
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Nightclub Death Wish has to be the worst heist in the game. Two safes 4 minutes can't be picked or blown open fuck this shitty heist
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>>157017191
>mentioning akillerbee
Let him stay in /dbg/, /kfg/, or whatever dump he landed in.
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>>157017381
Well I remembered when we mocked the fucker
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>>157017481
>not breaking the record
feels bad, man
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>>157017481
did he ever even play the game who the fuck is this guy I have no idea but I used to post his steam profile all the time and ask for help on very hard or hard difficulty I need to bring that meme back
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>finally got that car shop trophy after hours
fuck that man holy SHIT
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>>157018298
>trophy
*puke*
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>>157018495
Eh, I'm okay with em. If ya don't wanna do that stuff, don't. It's just some more hobby tier banalities for us spergs. I like fiddling with achi shit.
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>>157015602
that's only on one difficulty. you can still oneshot almost everything with a loco on DW
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>>157018298
It took you hours? Just do it on normal. You get both.
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>>157018973
its called Achievements not trophies you lighter-fedora-fag
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>>157019292
i thought the 70 detection/no ecm one was death wish?
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>>157018298
>>157018495
>>157018973
>>157020343
"Challenges" you fucking retards
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>oh look payday has some event going
>oh shit nigger it's new masks
>gangster masks? oh fuck dis gon be gud
>it's more full face masks modeled after people
Is it too much to ask for like a fucking trilby and cigar or something? I guess I'm destined to use the collateral glasses for anything not loud.

>tfw people and guards flip their shit from seeing a dude in shades
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>>157020605
>trilby
what are you gay
>>
>>156944816

>John cleese
>some actor
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>>157020838
I probably wouldn't have used it, but it's still nice to have the option.
Or are you saying those gangster hats are not trilby hats?
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>>156943816
I fucking hope you MADE helicopter drop box, not hoped for RNG
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So, are they going to change wolf voice actor or update the voicelines someday? Only dallas is the one updated that can call everyone.
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Overkill just bring back the fucking hashlist, taking it away hasn't stopped the leaks.
I just want to make mods.
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>>157021097
Ulf ditched Overkill to make his own games, so he'll probably be replaced
I just hope whoever replaces him sounds just as good
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>>157020379
Nope. Me and a buddy did it on normal.
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>>157002248
>>157002673
>>157003229
Does anyone have the original "I put sode" image?
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>>157014718
i agree
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>>156884282
Hello heisters! Hope you are enjoying Hoxton's new Safehouse!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)
- Saint Francis (voff_1)

Error: Unknown job type (safehouse_daily):
- Error: Unknown Job (daily_cake)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>157022394
>daily_cake
What did he mean by this?
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>>156966519
>the tier 3 safehouse clip has a floating trophy

god damn it Overkill
>>
I heard you can get free Continental Coins just for logging in during the event? How do I do that?
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>>157024689
Thats a lie, you need to play the fucking game to get them
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>>156944816
>some actor
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>>157021242
Still curious about what the top one is, the other is a jackehammer and one weird pistol that has 4 barrels that scout uses in tf2
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>>157021242
COP .357 Derringer on the lower right
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>went full retard zombie and when i wasnt paying attention accidentally bought a mod with coins instead of equipping the one i had

someone please kill me
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>>157026380
*unsheathes katana*
tch, i'll grant your wish...
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>>157026183
>the Shortstop from TF2 is based off a real weapon
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>>157020925
>>157025172
What? Do I need to be European to know him?

This is my first time ever hearing about him at all.
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>>157026794
What are you, like four?

Go get an education you Trumpette.
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>Sokol wants to force jacket to speak stealing his recorder
M8 I FIGHT U
Bodhi get that fighthing club running.
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>>157026779
I heard there was also an easter egg where you can blow a hole in a taser's face

what do you need to do for that one again?
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>>157027080
Bodhi with platypus
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Anyone have a (legit) OD skull mask yet?
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>>157027080
>Be Bohdi
>Use Platypus
>Remove Faces
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>>157027037
He's just joking around, he wants Jacket to talk to him because they're unlikely friends
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>>157027181
Not me, but one of the people I play with does.

Working on it though...
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>>156959476
its the butler's room

dont you EVER
>>
any specific smg i should use for the 25 kills in 25 seconds or should any do the job
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>>157027575
Vertex is fine, try doing it on a "Bank: Something", the enemies that rappel in the parking lot should do it
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>>157027024
Ah yes. I must go back to school to learn about some random old English dude. Forgive me.
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>>157027146
>>157027214
I really wish they made bot heisters use their signature weapons instead of everyone with a CAR-4
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>>157027791
>not even trying to google his name
you are literally retarded, please do go back to school
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>>157027024
wtf i'm #mentallyhill now
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>>157027575
use dual smgs too
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Jiro I though you would be training with the katana, palms are shit.
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>>156946140
>he mentions a hotel
motherfucker, he mentions the Continental, which is the weird crime organization hotel from John Wick, which you get the John Wick coins for your safe house upgrades.
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>>157028576
who are those two guys in the back?
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>>157028352
I just don't see what's so significant about him.
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>>157028352
All I know about John Cleese is that he was also the butler in Fable 3. I assume he just makes money playing butlers and maybe Wheatley from Portal 2?

Regardless, how easy is it to get rid of all those ugly cardboard boxes around the Safe House?
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>>157028719
Apparently Yakuza lackeys that idolize him.
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>>157028815
Upgrade common areas first.
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>>157028930
>>157028815
Upgrade shooting range first because it's the most worthwhile. But upgrading common areas improves look the most.
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>>157027254
>being friends with a dirty ruskie
>ever
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>>157028815
>he played Wheatley
Nigga what

Even I know that's Stephen Merchant, one of the hosts for the Ricky Gervais show.
>>
Is there a script for cheating continental coins already or do i need to write one myself?
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>>157029117
>Complaining about being friends with ruskie
>but is ok with australia dyke that banned your favorite game
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>>156949972
>using tripwire and kf2 as a good example of difficulty

lmao
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>>157029117
Except it's canon that they're on good terms now whether you like it or not
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>>157028815
He made all the monty python skits and films and has played a fair few main characters from disney classics.
Vidya wise he's played as Q a bunch of times in the james bond games and movies, and had a part or two in elder scrolls online and fable series
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/
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>>157029220
Oh, okay. I don't follow VAs at all. I don't follow actors at all either.
>>
How do the safe boxes and drills work now?
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>>156983980
you're shit :^)
>>
Convince me not to buy the goat DLC while it's on sale.

Pump action shotguns are just too satisfying for me to ignore.
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>>157031830
when people view you're steam profile they will see that you own goat simulator dlc for payday 2 video game
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>>157031830
Just do it
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>>157031830
keep your eyes open for giveaways, they tend to be a bit more common during a sale event

some bros here will even hook you up if they're feeling generous enough
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>>157031889
>implying I give two shits what those fags think

>>157032080
I'm usually full jew but I don't think I'm gonna hold back this time. probably gonna cave soon and get the chivalry, bbg, and goat dlc
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>>157028576
That's some pretty low grade kata he's doing there.
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>>157032420
i would wait if you're only getting chivalry and bbq for the current meta
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>>157033291
>I literally just bought it
bbq is in the current meta? I just wanted dragons breath rounds. I had always meant to try out the chivalry pack before it was the meta, so that's fine.

I also picked up the western pack for some lever action time.

>you may now laugh at me for being a good goy
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>>157033646
bbq is fine, it's good some good stuff like mollys and the ez mode flamethrower

western sux tho
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>tfw your progress has been reset

well at least I wasn't even infamy 1 I guess
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>>157033646
DLC is cheap enough if you wait for the sale. I can like with $1-3 stuff.
>>
>>156959476
Sydney's nudes
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>>157029874
No, it isn't, kill yourself.
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>>156946140
They say it right there in the description for safehouse dailies that it's from the John Wick universe. They're just setting up the second John Wick crossover for the second movie.
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>>157028693
really? I must've misunderstood something, his descriptions made it sound like a dump.
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>>157036090
>jacket plays a tape about sokol's hockey team and welcomes him to America
>sokol bants about swiping jacket's tapes so they can talk together
Stay mad faget
>>
I haven't played Payday 2 in 2 years. How do I apply a weapon Skin?
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>>157034535
Isn't Sydney like 40 something?
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>finish diamond store with 1 bag
>you need at least 4 bags on normal
am I missing something here?
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>>157036920
Mod the weapon, first tab
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>>157037117
I don't see it in the Mod Weapon screen. I got Barrel, Boosts, etc on the bottom. No Skins.
>>
>If Jimmy's not dead at the bar, he's snorting it up in a closet by the stairs
>If you're Jiro, Sydney calls you senpai
>Bodhi has Ozaki 8's #1 crossed off even though he explicitly didn't complete it the first time
>>
>>157037117
>>157037237
Actually, are these skins specific to weapons and characters? Like, what I got was a Chains Safe, and I unlocked some Stryker skin. But there's no Stryker pistol that I can see, only the Stryk-C.
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>>157037527
Skins are basically a DLC mod with infinite inventory.

Once you have one, you can equip as many copies of the gun with the skin as you want, until you sell/trade the skin away.
>>
>>157037289
>Rust tells Jacket he doesn't want to hear a peep out of him
>Sydney approves of Jacket's brand of sociopathy
>Sokol wants to bully him and take his tape recorder so he'll be forced to talk
>>
>>157037527
Skins are weapon specific, yeah.

e.g. AK5 skin won't work with AK 7.62 or AK rifles, Deagle skin won't work with Akimbo Deagles or Beagles
>>
>>157037806
Oh, I'm stupid. It's only called the "Silent Striker." It's actually for the Chimano Custom, which I don't have because I only use pistols for low-concealment. But the CC does have the highest damage of the Chimanos. Should I buy it?
>>
>>157038183
Whatever nerd just buy it
>>
>>157038183
You have too much money and inventory slots to be worried about buying one extra pistol.

Do it faggot.
>>
>bushido trophy
>can't bag anything, not even bodies before getting the armour
>guards still ! when they see the open vault
20 minutes gone just because OVK cannot into code. I forget if there's a difficulty requirement but can I do it on normal/OVK?
>>
What weapon is good fo OD?
>>
>>157039019
OVK or above
>>
>>157039019
>Cant' bag bodies
Nigga what. That's factually incorrect, it just has to be the first loot you bag.
>>
>>157039019
4 crew, EMC rush, have the asset where you can secure bags in the dumpster next the hangar and done
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So I heard HE can't stun dozers anymore, but did they nerf it's effectiveness on shields too? Before the update HE judge with suppressor skills could kill a shield in one shot, now it takes two, even with High Value Target. Or did they change how it does damage entirely?
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SVD when??

Why are you teasing me, Overkill?
Is this model actually used by an NPC?
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>>157039951
everything has more health now
>>
how the fuck do I finish diamond store with one bag I want my safe house shekels
>>
Has anyone tested the flamethrower on bulldozer yet?

I get the feeling that it won't stun it anymore either
Also I think they've reduced the effect of ECM feedback on bulldozers
>>
>>157043506
I don't know, I can't either. I've tried leaving with the minimum, leaving with 5 (4 in the van 1 on my back) in both stealth and loud, nothing.
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>>157043795
>I get the feeling that it won't stun it anymore either
Because they can't be stunned by anything.
>>
I'm picking the game up after a break, what's the meta weapon now for high level?
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>>157044038
Everything is garbage except for absurdly high damage weapons

crossbows, javelins, etc.
>>
>>157036985
24
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>>157044038
Bows, crossbows, javelins, and grenades.
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>>157044145
>>157044095
No SMGs or assault rifles?
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>>157020379
>forgot about normal difficulty
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>>157044038
crit shit, which conveniently fits with the new meta of dodge skills
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>>157044230
No.
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>>157044230
All bullet based weapons are irredeemable garbage right now. You'll run out of ammo trying to kill regular cops because they deal no damage.
>>
So, is it possible to change weapons, mod them, and paint masks in the Safe House?
>>
What's the current meta for surviving? High armor or high dodge? What's a good perk deck for this purpose?
>>
>>157038585
I don't have very much money. I haven't played the game in two years. All that money I have looks really small in the vault.
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>Sokol staring Jacket

>>157044246
>new meta of dodge skills
This shit again? we are back to dodge? been forever since I was RNG slave.
>>
>>157044374
No, no, and no.
It's just cosmetic/weapons testing
>>
What about new safehouse daily? Description says complete diamond store with 1 bagS, it's like they wanted to write 10 but 0 was cut off.
>>
>>157043506
no idea, just did it on OD with 16 bags secured (14 jews and 2 cash) and nothing.
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>>157034098
why. Did you loose points?
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>>157044445
>Jacket killed tons of russians mobsters before
>living with Sokol in basement

This not gonna end well
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>>157043871
Maybe we have to leave one bag
>>
>>157043506
>>157045370
Someone from Overkill confirmed on Steam dicussions that it's a typo and it's supposed to say "16".
Also the daily is bugged and resets each time you complete it. So you can keep grinding Diamond Store for ez coins.
>>
>>157045084
As long as the Payday gang doesn't get cryptic answering machine messages telling him to go kill Ruskis everything should be fine.
>>
>>157045084
sockle doesn't count as a target he's too charming
>>
>>157046637
>sockle
delt
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>>157045727
>>
>>157046809
SOEKEL
>>
>Do bank heist - random stelf on OD
>kill the 4 guards in the most discrete way possible
>start killing civs in the back
>i forgot that when you kill civs that are sit down, they teleport 2m away from the chair
>trigger more civs
>kill more civs, run to the tellers area
>kill them
>that ONE random civ pushes the panic button in the back
I don't have the patience for this. I know it's doable, because i did the others, but restarting such a easy heist feels like defeat
>>
>>157048036
>killing civs at all
>>
Can confirm that the safe house daily is repeatable, for now, and it seems to actually need 15 bags.
>>
>>157048131
>do a time/reward quick analysis
>see that controlling them is annoying as fuck, especially on this heist where you can trigger a truckload of them at once and they are in front of the tellers
>a bullet is faster, more efficient and you have more of them than cable ties
Just personal choice. I rather have them survive but civ AI is too annoyingly retarded for me to care anymore
>Be a civ
>an armed robber pops up
>better run for the alarm/away even he's aiming at me
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>>157044412
Armorer with hostage taker
>>
>>157048363
This isn't professional
>>
>>157044235
yeah, it was a pain
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>white door near Bonnie
>she in that room
>tell me to fuck of, pervert
>release that its a toilet
Nice job ovk, you made me laughing
>>
>>157048583
Agreed
>>
What do we get today?
>>
>>157048994
>reading
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>>157048994
The new grenade
Also this >>157049156
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>>157048994
Probably a heat seeking slingshot that deals fire and poison DoT
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This fucking game
>>157048994
A useless trowable compared to the javelin, and is not like anything is secret you can fucking check it.
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New thread when?
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>>157049548
Just let it die already.
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Is ICTV + Anarchist good or should I just stick with armorer?
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>>157048363
>Not using SAW to control civs on whole map
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>>157049295
nice skin faggot
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>>157051285
>>157051285
>>157051285
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>>157040031
The russian snipers on Boiling Point, also it's closer to an SOK-94
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>>157040031
>Is this model actually used by an NPC?
You can tell by the horrendously low model quality.
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Fully upgraded safehouse lads

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