/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

>>156860810
I played as sydney and fapped to the gloves

>/pdg/ getting ready to 404 with one post on day 2 of totally-not-crimefest.
I'm loving how dead this game is.

>>156861325
sorry we're all too busy playing the game and having fun

>>156860810
third for boiling point in one down being easy as fuck.

>>156861325
most people are playing and experimenting ratter than shit post here.

>>156862185
>boiling point in one down
>easy as fuck
You can't fool me.

>>156862243
Russians tans do OVK damage, quality Sweden coding.

>Trashly playing Mafia 3.
He really is trash.

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>>156856284
we might be getting yacht too

>>156862554
Wow, fucking dropped, worst waifu.

>>156862635
where's that from? saw that in facepucnh with no real context so I'm not sure it's legit.

>>156862727
from the game files

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So wait what did they do to the balance of the game? I'm hearing all this conflicting shit

Did they do anything to headshot multipliers? Did they change any of the guns, shotguns specifically? Did any of the cop stats for DW change? What exactly went wrong with Mayhem?

I haven't played since around the time they started backpedaling on the safes, what's been added?

Also holy jesus this is more dead than warframe

>>156862859
>What exactly went wrong with Mayhem?
Infinite health on everything. Tazers need like 5 shotgun headshots to go down.

>>156862859
they didn't do anything with headshot multipliers yet
i don't think most of the guns were changed this time. non-bullet special weapons (GLs, bows, crossbows) got buffed
i dunno if/how DW cop stats changed because i almost never played DW before
Mayhem cops have 3x old DW health, spawn rates, and tactics but they do Overkill-level damage. It's not comfy but not as bad as everyone is making it out to be.

>>156862859
as a side effect of enemies on higher difficulties having more health than before, ammo conservation is a big problem now
most sub-meta (but still viable) weapons are trash tier atm

gage chivalry pack is (accidentally??) god tier rn

>>156862554

Besides the port being awful, which it's not AS bad as people are making it out to be, game seems fine so far. I'll also be buying Gears of war 4 for pc because i'm a horrible human being.

>>156863249
meant to say "weapons that used to be sub-meta/somewhat viable have become trash tier"

>>156863067
>>156863098
>>156863249
Alright cool, cheers

>>156863275
we'll forgive you if you post dick pics

>>156863275
Disregard that anon, the only way to make amends is by posting Biker codes.

>>156863275
>game seems fine so far
That might mean something if it wasn't coming from Overkill staff.

>>156863649
shes just a contractor
its okay
if she posts her dick pics

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can you guys rate my anarchist build and give it some decent criticism?

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mjlnOPqr:eaDEFgIJkLmNpqR:tIKL:glr:fLqr:ibca::w63-11-12:s32-43-5-38:a3

>>156864032
It's a pretty shitty build. Why would you ever take Agressive reloading, let alone ace it? I presume by not acing Iron Man you're gonna be one of those LBV shitters. But holy shit you don't even have the basic skills that are mandatory...not even Parkour, what the fuck? I guess you can use your build on normal and hard.

>>156864289
i'll admit, i laughed
7/10

Well here's some weird list with numbers
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/350544200756830063/

>>156864032
You should only put enough points into sharpshooter to unlock basic Spotter and basic aggressive reload, accuracy is bad on shotguns and you don't need more on nagant.
Don't go half and half on saw and bulletstorm, pick one and max it instead.
ditch die hard aced but keep basic and take transporter aced and iron man aced because there's no point in taking a vest since you have shit dodge%
Also get Parkour from the middle Ghost tree, there's no reason not to take the +10% movespeed
Overall your build is trash and you should either use a Thanatos or ditch sniping altogether.

>>156863098
Actually they changed most enemy headshot multipliers to a flat 2x. Dozer headshots are a 5x multiplier.

This means a 1440 HP cop has 720 head HP, a 3000 HP cop has 1500 head HP, and so forth.

This is a by-the-book definition of artifical difficulty.

>>156865125
>headshots do less than BE body shots

guess i'm gonna try LMG for the first time ever

>>156865125
>GitGud DLC
Oh fuck you.
The tactic changes seem nice, thought it was just me. BE looks kinda broken though.

>>156865125
>Body expertise (formula still unchanged), from 18.75/62.5% to 75/150%. Combined with the across-board-2x-headshot, we are doing 4x damage with Body Expertise aced.
>Partner in Crime aced multiplier is 0. Which means your converts receive 0 damage, converted to 512 granularity. Ex, 360 HP convert receives 0.7 damage per shot and has to be shot 512 times to die, regardless of his health total.

what the fuck overkill

>>156865804
it's glorious, make sure you use the buzzsaw

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You can rob my bank any time!

>>156867385
wrong thread

>>156867385
What in the goddamn

>>156867328
ur a coolguy markmce

So they delayed custom safehouse again?

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>>156867385

>>156867590
i thought i was in 4ccg

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Are the poison ninja weapons supposed to be assfucking enemies in OD with 3-5 ticks?
Because they sure are.

>>156867667
yeah the jewniggerswede cucks fucked us again
t. almir

>>156867860
>Poison DoT
>- Length from 10s to 6s
>- Per tick damage, from 20 to 250
>- Animation chance from 0.5 to 1.0

o boy

>>156867860
dude fire and poison got buffed from 10 to 250

FROM 10 PER TICK TO 250

fire and poison new meta

>>156867982
new DLC tier list
Chivalry > Ninja > BBQ > everything else

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>>156867590

>>156867969
>from 20 to 250
Good job OVK.

So now I gotta buy the ninja pack for the Leibensauger for damage in stealth, then the chivalry dlc for the crossbow.

Good job, now 99% of guns suck, as if there werent enough shit weapons, until the next nerf.

Why not make a beta?

>>156868434
that's what crimefest day 1 is always for

it must suck being this new

>>156868103
I'm really glad someone got it.

I like the new 3000 damage poison darts

> you guys need to clear the roof

I like the new 1200 damage flamethrower

I like the new peashooter Eagle

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does berserker aced still always proc forever with frenzy aced and the anarchist deck?

>>156869724
yes
also
>proc

43 poisoned arrows plainsrider bow for everything that moves
26 900 damage explosive darts pistols for shields
7750 damage javelins for dozers

>>156869737
So tumblrniggers stole a /pdg/ maymay?

>>156869947
now the real question is

is it still worth it for 25% damage reduction?

>>156870542
yes but be aware if you are playing on OD. Regular cops can nail you for 160 damage.

>>156863275
Do you know what time is it?
It is time to dump DLC codes and post your dick _______

So what exactly happens in these 10 days?

>>156871076
Disappointment

>>156871076
Endless ass rape of your wallet.

>>156871076
You get impressed at how badly Overkill manages to fuck up, like every year

>>156870041
no we stole a tumblrnigger maymay

damn, most smgs are garbage on mayhem and up now

>>156871487
body expertise ACED
never shoot above the neck
hth

why not remove normal and hard?
Why not have Normal-Overkill-Deathwish-OneDown

Also, using Nine Lives aced I could fall down 3 times, and could still recharge them with the medic bag, so what's the deal?

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Where do I see the list of all the weapon balance changes?

Is it true that HE Judge is shit now and the grenade launchers are actually good again?

What time did they release the update yesterday? Safehouse when?

>>156871770
bows and xbows > grenade launchers

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But I have used a Macaroni / Joceline + RPG combo for every DW since release. It's the only way I know.

You're saying it's over?

IT'S HAPPENING!

So what's the update today?
Mask pack?

>>156872221
new safe house, should be

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>>156871710

>mfw "Hard" and "Very Hard" are the second and third easiest difficulties out of six

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>>156872221
Gee, I wonder what it could possibly be. If only there was something I could look at that would give me a hint as to what the schedule for this week was.

>>156872416
sorry that i'm a grade A retard

>>156867875
>>156867667
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
CUSTOM SAFEHOUSES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.

Wooow a new safehouse that we are all going to visit one time then go rage about it everywhere. What is the point. People were complaining just for aomething to do and now if it's not what they were expecting it's just going to be more whining. How many times have you been to your safehouse

>>156872539
You realize that on heist completion you're gonna have furniture pop out instead of weapon parts.
Also that new safe is gonna have ~rare~ furniture.

>>156872750
>this sore over random drops
goonmod will fix what ails u

>>156872887
Players shouldn't have to use mods to sort out a drop system.

>>156872998
they also shouldn't have to use mods to unlock weapons behind a paywall but that's just how it is

It feels like the only surprise is the balance fucking, but I guess,
>Overkill
so is a given
oh and how the safehouse looks and works, but beside.
>mask pack
some kind of party mask stuff
>throwable
flashbang
>safe
more skins ok
>enemy
a medic that gives yet another health boost or magically heal them
>mutators
nothing that goonmod didnt give already
>new weapon
something that is either broken for a week or another reskin that will be forgotten in a month
>heist
is Panic Room.

>>156871487
vector is still good just for sheer firerate (but my fucking foregrip on it keeps vanishing and im not very happy about this)

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>Day 10
>The return of a classic
What is it? Diamond Heist?

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>implying these people did actually play it before voting.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/350544272210531800/

twitch tv/starbreeze/v/93518599

1:39:58

>Ikea heist
Oh shit we get to raid an Ikea?

>>156869737

>Shove his top-heavy ass down so he can't get up, then repeatedly slap my cock across his face plate while yelling "YEAH THERE'S THE REAL EYE OF THE TIGER BITCH"

Even if it's kind of bullshit, I love this new Inquisition meta.

>>156873360
Likely Panic Room.

>>156873921
Heh. His reaction was funny

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Found this in the files.
UFOs and Shielddozers incoming, prepare anus.

Do the cameras in Alesso alert from the unbagged money bundles?

>>156875762
Fat fuck redditor just can't wait for updates so he has to le datamine for info and spend 10 days guessing what it is going to be instead of just waiting and finding out.

>>156875762
NEW ALIEN HEISTER CONFIRMED

>>156875897

>>156875897

>>156875762
Hallowen heist is ufo themed then?

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>>156875762
full thing

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>>156876558

>>156876679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

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>>156876679
not sure what this is

>>156876679
>Medic dozer

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>>156876817
one of the unused z dozer variants

>>156876679
>medic unit
>more health related shit for enemies
>probably can stack with Winters
It looks like a dozer too
Fuck that noise, i don't want to spend 20 seconds shooting at the face of every enemy

>>156872750
what, is this legit?

Are there any mods that let me swap skill builds? I only have poco which changes loadouts.

>>156877320
the vanilla game.

Haven't played since before the skill overhaul, last time I really played was the weapons rebalance that made silenced pistols the new meta. What's the meta now?

>>156877541
Bows and crossbows and grenade launchers. The game is in a retarded place since the latest patch.

>>156877541
Poison plainsrider bow
China puff
Javelins
Armorer ICTV for the 2 second of invincibility because nothing else works

update in 30 minutes bois

>>156877465
That thing at the bottom of inventory changes everything but skills though. I guess I need to disable mods?

>>156877810
use different skill sets

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>>156873360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGuxTs9h3a0

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>>156876991
>looks like a dozer
literally a yellow swat reskin

>>156877881
Oh shit.. didn't even see that function. Thanks.

>>156877665
1 hours and 30 minutes according to >>156873913

>>156877941
1:00 PM CDT is only 30 minutes away, m8

>>156877941
>We estimate
Steam store update generally is 14:00 / 2 pm US East Daylight Time

BODY EXPERTISE ACED DOES LITERALLY MORE DAMAGE THA. HEADSHOTS
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID

>>156878062
No one cares

>>156878062
CENTER MASS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>156878062
yea

somehow they managed to fuck up the code without even going near it

>>156875762
>>156876558
mutator icons?

there needs to be a way to test out weapons

>>156878901
it's called the safehouse ;)

YOU GUYS NEED TO CLEAR THE ROOF

xD

WHERE IS THE HAPPENING

get gude get hoxhude

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YOU HAD 3 YEARS

>>156879890
You've been waiting for 3 years now
You can wait 3 more hours
;)

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Has it happened yet?

UPDATE IS UP RESTART STEAM

>>156880009
not yet

>>156880312
There's a special place in hell for faggots like you.

>>156880312
Don't be tricky now

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IT'S READY SOON

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>>156880612
DON'T BE TRICKY

>>156880612
>868 MB
shoop in a believable size at least

>>156880612
>posting old screenshot when you can check the image MD5 using 4chanX

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>>156880408

>OD is so hard!
Nigga, just use a fucking crossbow, swansong+stockholm and nine builds

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>>156881026
>tfw I use none of those and still succeed

>>156881026
>just buy the DLC
>just don't use nearly all the other guns

>>156881026
just don't get hit

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HOLY FUUUUCK

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someone host some One Down please don't make me play with pubs

>>156881708
why dont you host your own game

>>156881906
I still have to play with pubs. All of my friends play xbone I don't have pc friends

>>156882145
why dont you try to make some friends in pubs

>>156882261
>making friends
lul

>>156881224
>hosting with a toaster

>>156882450
?

>>156882727
not true

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>do bank heist on OD
>get achievement for completing all of bain's jobs on deathwish
>still have 2 armored transports I need to complete on DW
Sweden does it again!

Is every crimefest this shit?

>>156883065
No, this one is better than last years.

>>156883065
we haven't gotten a John Wick yet, be glad

>>156882984
Then give me some proof

>>156883065
this is the best one by far, although that's an incredibly low bar

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>Weapon re-balance
>People start using weapons in variety

>This crimefest
>Cops get loads of health on Mayhem and DW
>Judge, Bronco, and DB shotguns can't 1-headshot cops

Jesus Christ

>>156883065
>hasn't experienced ONE fest or last year's skinfest
Hahahaha, you think this is bad...

>>156883065
Ironically, this is the best one we've had out of the previous ones

>>156883065
Last year's was so shit it created a shitstorm

>>156883505
Is the cop health really that bad?

>>156883798
Full shotgun clips to kill tan and gensec cops w/ headshot

>>156883798
240 snipers, 360 guards, 720 cops and shields, 1440 tans, 2700 tazers, 5400 cloakers, 18000 dozers

>>156883934
>>156883937
Jesus Christ how could they think this is a good idea

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>>156883937
>5400 cloakers

>>156884061
1200 damage flamethrower, 1300 damage explosives, 1600 damage dynamite, 3000 damage poison, 7750 damage javelins. It all balances out.

>>156884061
If it's too hard just play OVK goy ;^)

>>156884134
>1200 damage flamethrower
what

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>>156765480
Hello heisters! Hope you are all getting HYPED for Crimefest! ;)

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Diamonds Are Forever (diamonds_are_forever)
- Elephant In The Room (elephant_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>156884134
And what about every SMG, LMG, Pistol, Assault Rifle, and Sniper Rifle?

Why narrow viable weapons down to Special DLC weapons instead of making it player skill?

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>>156884134
>All those DLC weapons
get fucked

>>156884317
>>156884343
;)

>>156884207
Damage over time, 1 ammo equals 1200 damage

>>156884343
>>156881276
>too poor to buy 99 cent dlc
>too stupid to use a dlc unlocker
wow

>>156884471
Which DLC unlocker should I use?

>>156884471
>use dlc unlocker
>get bad goy tag

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What a trainwreck

>>156884634
>spoonfeed me
fuck off

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1. Is game dead and worth buying?

2. If it's not dead and worth buying, what DLC's should i buy for good game expreience, or all of them are liek useless cosmetics. (see pic related)

3. Should i buy GOTY edition on steam?

>>156884471
The point is that you shouldn't have to use the DLC unlocker or buy the DLC to perform better on harder difficulties

This crimefest is shit

>>156884903
Kill yourself

>>156884903
no
dlc unlocker
no

>>156884903
1. yes and yes
2. buy goty
3. buy goty

>>156884903
Don't spend a single cent on this game, it's not worth it

>>156883065
"But it's not a crimefest ;-)" -- Overkill

>>156885214
oh k thx

>>156884903
yes, yes

yes, yes

yes

>>156884787
HYOG
There's even a DLC unlocker that doesn't tag you as bad goy

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Is overdrill possible one One Down?

>>156886294
The only reason I ever went down on DW was because of Cloakers. Can't be that hard to do on One Down.

>>156886294
Probably, just bring FAKs and poison shit

>>156886469
>>156886518
I mean can it still activate?

>>156886931
No shit sherlock

>>156887004
You just never know what's possible with overkill. The train cars on murky station don't even have lasers.

>>156886931
Oh. I got no clue about that.

update out yet?

it's october 9th here in australia already, so it should be out

>>156887170
no1 cares about upside down land

>>156887096
>no metal detectors on ukranian job
>no timer on the diamond
man it's easy to abuse this

>>156887170
Nope

>>156887410
Wait what
Is all of this shit fucked?

Where is the update?
REEEEEEEEEEE

ASHLEY LIED
HEISTERS DIED

>>156885959
When did that come out? I'm still using ye olde
[code]
for dlc_name, dlc_data in pairs( Global.dlc_manager.all_dlc_data ) do
dlc_name = { app_id = "218620", no_install = true }
dlc_data.verified = true
end
[/code]

>>156887557
if there's some kind of obstacle on a heist that only appears on higher diffs,it probably won't be on od.

also just noticed murkywater od has normal drones

>Dear heisters,
>We have decided to delay today's patch until tomorrow so we can deliver the latest Payday 2™ experience with the quality the Payday universe deserves.
>Sorry for the inconvenience. Keep those helmets poppin'!
>See you tomorrow!
>- Almir

>>156887994
>if there's some kind of obstacle on a heist that only appears on higher diffs,it probably won't be on od.
Great QA.

>>156888163
Is this real
You're fucking with me right

>>156888189
look man,it's late here and the safehouse update is delayed,i can't functionally write grammar now.

Test it yourself

>>156888163
>>156888428

>4 hours ago
>We estimate a release sometime after 9:00 PM (21:00) CEST (GMT +1) or 2:00 PM (14:00) CDT There will be an announcement as the update goes live.

>>156888163
>See you tomorrow!
>not keep those helmets flying
You fucked up.

>>156887410
>ukranian job
>metal detectors stopping anyone
it has the unlockpickable safe so it doesn't matter

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I just want my safehouse

>>156888189
Linux build of U100 didn't even start.
Yesterday's Linux build doesn't either.
I don't believe there is actually any QA.

>>156886469
But DW and OD are leagues apart in terms of enemy stats.

This is fucking shit

Why the fuck add both 8th and 9th to the fucking event if they are going to rest and clusterfuck the updates and "fixes" in the same fucking day

>>156886294
>estimated time remaining: 43199 seconds

>>156887916
there's one faggot that allegedly made a better one but won't post it

>>156888759
12 hours is separating me from paradise

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEELEASE IT NOW YOU FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW NOW NOW NOW I WANT IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think it's pretty soon now.

>>156888839
Maybe he was lying

>>156889040
DONT BE GETTING TRICKY NOW ASHLY

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>>156889040
plz ;_;

>>156889040
post codes, qt

There might be damage changed in this update too. Making enemies less tanky! Joakim said so but it's all chaos atm :X

>>156889472
BUT DOES IT INCLUDE A WORKING LINUX BUILD
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PLAY FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS

>>156889472
>:X
gas yourself redditor

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Anyone else encountering crashes occurring right as a heist goes loud?

>>156889472
>We've delayed the next patch to un-fuck our last patch
Fucking nice one

3 YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT
www.twitch tv/starbreeze

>>156889614

It's not been developed for three years. It just kept getting pushed down the priority list.

>>156889040
can i lick your dick

>new throwable
>IT'S A SHOCKER
>A SHOCKER
why does everyone insist we're getting a flashbang and not a high tech tasegrenade

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new currency

>>156889935
Goy coins?

>>156889890
Because not getting a tasegrenade would be a shocker.

>>156889935
>have to pay money to get bain bucks to customize the safehouse
fuck

>>156889935
they are called continental coins or something

>dev stream
>tobias mic is off

they cant even do a stream right

>>156889935
gagecoins are canon

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>As an added feature, Bulldozers can’t be stunned in any difficulty.
>mfw HE Judge

>meme masks on stream

>>156889935
>have billions in offshore nobody has anything to spend on, heist payouts are 100% pointless
>perfect opportunity for money sink arrives
>make a new shitty currency for it
I don't get it
How can Overkill be so stupid? Actually fucking stupid

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>>156889594
You force updated goonmod because of the update.

Go into your goonmod folder and open up goonbase.lua, then find ["lib/managers/group_ai_states/groupaistatebesiege"] and add -- in front of it.

Should look like this.

>>156889750
Hey, are there any plans to let us mute Bain? He gets really annoying.

>>156889594
also disable autofirefix if you have it it will crash your shit

>>156890504
God dammit so much

>>156890319
What if you can turn your cash into the new currency? I mean, that'd be the case if Overkill were smart people.

>>156890680
>implying you can't pay for it with real money

did that tag say ASHLEY?

>you can change the van back
10/10 update

>>156890353
This solution is actually better:
>In the file mods/GoonMod/lua/GroupAIStateBesiege.lua, edit the function so it looks like this:
>function GroupAIStateBesiege.init(self, group_ai_state)
> self.orig.init(self, group_ai_state)
> Hooks:Call("GroupAIStateBesiegeInit", self, group_ai_state)
> self._tweak_data = tweak_data.group_ai[group_ai_state]
>end

>>156890739
>this is why they dropped the drill meme
Fan-tastic.

Bonnie's a big girl.

did they say when the update comes out? i dont want to watch the stream

>>156890739
>>156890984
they can't even scapegoat 505 games for this shit

>>156891174
nothing specific
something along the lines of 'hopefuly before the stream ends'

>>156891174
They said after the stream ends

>>156890960
sadly mutators are still busted

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cant wait for the steam forums to flood with "is anyone else disappointed with the new safehouse?" threads

>>156891564

Yeh that's gonna be fun.

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>continental coins
what did they mean by this?

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>>156891741
seeing your wiener would be fun

>>156891741
Shut the fuck up you mentally ill degenerate faggot

>>156891741
>overkill has powers to hype something up to ludicrous levels
>they always hype the update so much people inevitably get disappointed since they've hyped it up to be the 2nd coming of jesus

Gee,you sure got yourself in a fine pickle there

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>continental coins confirmed free only

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>gambling

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>bob as bartender

>>156890319
Swedes aren't very bright people

>>156891876

Nah i don't think we hyped this one anywhere near as much as what happened last crimefest. I think they did a good job of building up excitement without going too far and over promising.

>>156892474
everyone was distracted by the hat party scrambling to get codes

Wow he's awful at this

ANARCHIST REPUTATION LEVEL 100

50 MASTERMIND
35 ENFORCER
28 FUCKIN' TECHNICIAN
7 GHOST, BUT DON'T TELL ANY1 U LEVELED THAT UP, U FUCKIGN FAGGOT

WHAT ARE YOU, CASUL?

ICTV. ICTV. ICTV. BECOME UNSTOPPABLE

WT WEP U GOT BITHC?

BUZZER, MOLOTOVS. STUNNING, JOKERS, AREA DENIAL. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT.

AMMO BAG, AMMO BAG. THAT MEANS EXTRA LEAD, BICTHES

AND OF COURSE, DON'T FUCKIGN FORGET YOUR HEAVY CROSSBOW AND CHINA PUFF

WELL, WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU COOL YET?

IT'S TIME TO FUCKING PWN SOME NOOBS

Uninstalled payday 2 shortly after the "donation" scam a few years back.

check these generals now and then. realize payday 2 is still just overkill jewing everybody out of their cash.

zero regrets.

Enjoy the updates without me lads I can't play until next week

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>>156892879
SAVED

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>these small mini game activities

>>156892914
good to know, lad

>>156892934
Shut up Solar

>>156892156
the thing i never knew i needed

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>animal masks in jackets upgraded room

>need level 25 to use safehouse
>chat gets filled with level 25 or infamy 25

gee no wonder overkill jews their players, they're dumb as fuck

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Customizable safehouse isn't customizable, only upgradable

>waited 3 years for safehouse customisation
>None of the upgrades actually unlock anything in-heist
What's the fucking point

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I don't wanna be that guy but this aint customization. This is jsut upgrading.

pfft, even sa-mp has more customization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN65TvR-m5A

>>156893756
Why the fuck would it?

>>156893821
That's why it is called the Upgradeable Safehouse

SITE UPDATED
GET READY

>>156894305
ITS UP LEGIT GET IN BOYS

Game has not been updated yet, time to kys

>>156894538
DON'T BE TRICKY NOW

>>156894538
no?

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>>156894756
The site at least :^)

When is mask customization gonna be less shit

>>156894920
Just restarted steam and the update is live for me now

Ah for fucks sake. I know they said a long while back that money wasn't going to be used to do stuff in the safe house, but what the fuck am I still playing and earning money for if not to actually have something to fucking spend it on?

>>156894761
>>156894756
He means this:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

I would bet all my money that there will be an obscene amount of people using their safehouse for ERP.

>>156895404

The cash is pretty much a score.

>>156895369
I believe this anon is of a tricky nature

>>156895493

Loverslab moods soon

>>156895493
The question is who will they use for it, Sydney or Clover? Or Sokol because I know we have a lot of homos here.

Habbening RN

restart steam

2,5GB

PARTY TIME IT'S FUCKIN LIVE

DOWNLOADING UPDATE AHHHHHH!

>>156895493
>not ERP in a back street during stealth
>not RPing as a hostage who has to suck it or die
These people are doing it wrong.

ITS UP

2.5GB

>>156895531
yes, but you still got nothing to do with it,
and doesn't save "my best score" in each hist, so it's useless.

Finally

>Cops and security guards will now have the same total health across all levels

Time to stealth heists like a junkie

>Fixed an issue that caused the lasers not to spawn on One Down

Shame

>2.8GB day 1
>2.5GB day 2
honestly not giving a fuck because 2TB but 2GB+ updates every day is meh

>>156895782
This way they don't have to lisen to Bain yapping, obviously.
>>156895812
Yeah, we really need something to spend the spending cash on. Offshore is at least used for infamy, but you build up more spending cash than you'll ever need very quickly. Especially now that applying skill points is free.

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>>156895943
>Linux
>10.6GB day 1
>11GB day 2
what would I give for a 3GB update

>>156896078
>linux
>games
you deserve it senpai

>>156895692
I want to make Bonnie all tingly in her Mary!

>>156895990
Agreed

>>156890319
I always took Offshore account balance as sort of a personal score.

>>156896078
>playing anything on linux
that's the price of being a fa/g/

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Just found out Safehouse got updated and John Cleese is apparently in the game so I'm reinstalling. Last I played was before they added microtransactions. What DLC do I need to complement this? 5 Steam Fun Bux in my wallet, so three essentials would be perfect, but there's wiggle room.

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>Increased the Cloaker headshot multiplier from 2 to 6

>>156896201
rebooting just for games is inconvenient

>>156896432
Chivalry,Ninja.
Fuck everything else.
at least for now

>>156890739
Wait, is this true? They lied right to our faces if it is.

>>156896432
>Having fucking Clover
What a fucking faggot

>Not having Christmas Soundtrack
>Not having the B-Sides

Get yourself Assault Pack, Chivalry char, Sydney Char and AK/Car

>>156896432
Kill yourself

>>156896562
it's a jew joke lad
I don't really trust Overkill anymore

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>2.8gb update
>takes whole 150gb while updating

This is just bullsiht, i just separated 150gb for this piece of shit game and yet it needs more than 150gb to update a 2.8gb patch.

>>156896513

Yeh there most likely will be more changes to other enemies as well in the future. Cloaker needed the biggest change.

Why chivalry is getting recommend as DLC?

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>Doubled the effect of Pumping Iron
Well jeez my Sociopath build just got better

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>>156860810
took this pic earlier today... rip old safehouse

>>156896638
Neither do I, which is why I took that joke seriously

>>156896702
Bows/crossbows got buffed, same with the javelin throwable

Enough to be META DLC

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A bunch of you are yapping about the Chivalry and Ninja packs being good.

Am I missing something? What makes them so good all of a sudden?

>>156896702
bows and javelins got buffed

>>156896804
they now do retarded damage 4nr

>>156896606
>Having fucking Clover
>What a fucking faggot
She came with a couple Groupees or Humble bundles, I think.

>>156897220
>From Gage Shotgun jumps to Clover character
That’s fucking cherrypicking, FUCKING FAGGOT

>>156896959
Are you saying the greatsword does more damage than the katana?

Because they used to be the exact same thing except for swing speed