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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

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Chivalry pack One Down meta edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIjay-ukDic

Previous Heist: >>156941369

>Not-Crimefest
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Engines that are exactly 400 pressure are never correct! Check the second link for pressure listing if all the engines got bagged by some idiot! ///
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc [Embed]
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1st for best gun in the game.
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2nd FOR SOKOL AND JACKET BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE
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>>157051438
But that's wrong
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>everyone saying they got a repeatable diamond heist for safe house daily
>mines the boiling point one
>can't stand doing shootouts on OVK because of how retard proof they are
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>>157051647
>crossbow
>gun
o k
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>>157051285
>two crossbows is actually viable and not a joke

Why is this our world?
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>>157051285
>that build
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp9vXxg008s

Post best menu tracks
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>>157051285
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIjay-ukDic
>another solo OD video where the AI just stares at the player instead of shooting him most the time
seriously are the people making this just running on absolute toasters or what? there were two fucking dozers that just sort of looked at him like he was pretty meanwhile that is instant fucking death in my games
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>>157052182
>tfw no Biting Elbows heist music

Imagine something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI9isVy1Xv4 it could be made with like the low action intro parts and such in the beginning as the slow music between waves like just a drum beat or that guitar part of 2:29 in this song. And have the actual music playing during assault waves, just instrumental though, no vocals.
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>>157052182

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2lv4hDGvyc
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>>157052182
pleb
>>157052797
patrician
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>>157052942
>Replying to yourself
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>mayhem
>literally harder than DW
Nice.
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>>157052370
Do the mod yourself or ask somoene to do it on lastbullet forums
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>>157022394
>>157022494
Hello heisters! Hope you are enjoying this year's Crimefest!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
- Target Practice: Melee Weapon (melee_35_kills)

Error: Unknown job type (safehouse_daily):
- Error: Unknown Job (daily_art)

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- It's Getting Hot In Here (slakt_5)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Anonymous mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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16th for incontinence coins farming

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=778159582
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>>157053000
nah
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>>157052182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1F4WHavSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNU1fVKZaTI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNzB9AssKLM
t. edgelord
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Just finished shadow raep with bushido task. You can't even bag normal loot, you must secure armor first
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>>157053584
thx for your sacrifice anon
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>can have the Longfellow at the safehouse
>but not Jacket's DeLorean or Rust's bike
>we will never see the Aftershock cargo van again

At least we get a model of the sports cars from Car Shop.
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How do you join other people's safehouses
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>doing alesso OD stealth
>last closet in kitchen
>guard literally followed me around the kitchen nonstop for like 40 seconds straight
i fucking hate stealth in this game
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>>157053087
stop fucking role playing and tell the safehouse daily
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>>157053584
yeah thats what the trophy description says
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>>157053095
or just do the safehouse daily which is bugged and can be repeated
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>>157053417
Hardcore Henry is great shut the fuck up you.
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>>157053804
change settings in crime.net
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After doing OD bomb forest and then do it again in DW, I can say the trophy is bugged or Im just loving getting dicks and quickscoped for nothing.
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>>157053868
git
gud
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HOW MANY (COIN) YOU GET FOR COMPLETING HEISTS
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>>157054230
did it on od as well and no unlock, thanks for the heads up before doing it on dw
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>>157054203
Is the movie good? I wish I had saw it in theaters, but none of my friends wanted to see it and that was back when I was an insecure NEET raised by an agoraphobic mother so I was afraid to do anything in town by myself.

If it came out now I would totally go see it alone.
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>>157054372
1 bitcoin per 500k xp
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>>157054453
It's a ___fun movie. Don't expect nothing major from it. It has some cool parkour segments, fights and editing are nice, Sharlto Copley as Jimmy is pretty awesome. Also Russian tiddies
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>>157054532
not true, i did a heist that gave me around 1.5m xp and i only got 1 coin
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How do I stop my game dropping down to 45 fps it really triggers my autism
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>>157054230
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>>157054781
>45 fps
lucky
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>>157054781
>>157054873
>read these posts
>while watching my friend play payday at 10fps on his laptop

It's painful to look at but he has fun.
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Any news on weapon rebalancing?

It's been 5 days and still no fix
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>>157055008
>>157054873
>>157054781

>Have a laptop with a good mobile GPU
>Can play battlefield 4 at 1080p ultra settings
>Payday2 at 1080p can barely maintain 30fps

wake me up senpai
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>>157055123
>mobile GPU
>good
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I haven't played since crimefest 2015

Have they unfucked rifles? Is CAR-4 still good?
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>>157055216
they just fucked weapon balance again
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>>157055216

they've fucked everything since then, except weapons that use arrows
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>>157055123
I got mediocre Lenovo Y50-70 and payday never dips below 60 fps, so this shit is on you.
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>>157055008
>10fps on his laptop
i hit 10 fps constantly, 20 on a good day
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>>157055216
Any weapon that deals less than 1000 damage is worthless.

Let that sink in.
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How do I complete diamond store with 1 bag?
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>>157055480
It is supposed to say 16, but I've had it trigger with 15/14 bags.
Get 16 just to be safe.
Also difficulty does not matter so you can cheese it on normal if you want.
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>>157055480
I'm getting that same glitch
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Is there a list of safehouse voicelines yet?
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>>157056105
I only went with jacket a few times but Sokol, Sidney and Bonnie has lines with him. All 3 are friendly.
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Fully upgraded safehouse
http://imgur.com/a/v5am0
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>>157056501
Finnaly
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>>157056501
>Jacket has a Hotline Miami arcade cabinet
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>>157051438
No. It wasn't a particularly good gun when it was added, it was p decent after the re-balance but then so was everything else except pistols, and now its absolute shit like all guns.
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I changed my van back to the original colors yesterday but now when I go back I can't access the paint tray on the floor.

Was this a bug?
Was it only supposed to be available after you've upgraded Houstons station?
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>>157056501
Can you actually play hotline miami on the arcade?
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>>157056257
>I'm gonna take ur recorder away
>friendly
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Any worthy upgrades that do something non-cosmetic, apart from shooting range?

Shooting range isn't even good
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>>157056854
No, you can't.
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>>157056501
Can you actually gamble at Bonnie's?
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>>157056921
Sokol's hockey rink
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>>157056876
>so you have to actually talk to me
he wants to be buds
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>>157051285
>heyy safehaus is happening, lets see if the game is still good
>join normal diff bank as warmup
>host is lv36
>grabs first bag, gets to car, kicks everyone
>lets try something real
>kicked after 2 seconds
heyy the game is still the same
Is 2-76 too low to join randoms or its just the cancer making the community worse every year?
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>>157057017
Yes, you can bet like 50k on the roulette, either red or black. You can also bet 10k on the machine
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>>157057032
Can you actually play hockey?
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>>157057126
Its a shitty click a button to shoot the puck. Only real game is the dozer and cloaker cardboards getting in the way
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>>157056501
Weak desu, I was hoping the final upgrades would give the house some fresh wallpaper and carpet to tie the place together. As it is, they just look like a bunch of prefabbed assets dumped in an empty building. Like, upgrading the kitchen should have given the stairs a new surface and some railings, so on.
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>>157057076
It's free to play until the event ends, so you get the top quality hand-picked cancer
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I think Jimmy and Sydney would be cute together, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Sokol is reserved for me.
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>>157057076
<playing normal, ever
overkill is real normal
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>>157057126
It's really simple you just press F on a standing hockey stick when you want to shoot it while doze and cloakers swing from left to right trying to make it harder to hit it
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>>157057287
oh right, i forgot about that.

>>157057315
havent played for months and didnt want to ruin someones good heist

Is there some /vg/ game crew or sum shit?
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>>157057076
Join the steam group and ask people in the chat to carry you
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haven't played this game in a year and a half
is there any recent guide on builds, weapons and mods available?

back then if you ran a dodge build with a CAR you were good to go but with all those pay-2-win DLCs out I doubt that's the case anymore
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>>157057794
>ran
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>>157057076
Only join pubs after you completed all DW heists with bots or solo
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>>157057794
There was a major skill rework in spring which basically made every build you want more or less viable even on DW

But I don't know about recent update, everyone now has tons of HP and probably a lot stuff is not viable again
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>>157057864
fuck that gay shit, i aint wastin my time on this.
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>>157058063
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>Rust most of his voicelines are from ingame with hostages
>Jimmy obviously didnt recorded new voicelines
>Wolf is wolf, we already knew they werent going to do something new
I fucking hate overkill now updating everyone voice lines in big updates. I hope with the new medic enemy everyone gets their new voicelines with the callout.
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>>157058207
I'm pretty sure that most characters still don't have any call out lines for Winters

Also Dragan is missing like half of normal voice lines
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>>157058280
Nobody calls out winters, they just say "oh shit!"
I think it's deliberate, or they just couldn't get a hold of any of the VA's to record new lines so they didn't try.
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>>157058207
You can always just assume Jimmy is in one of his different bodies.
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>>157058474
Bodhi and Dallas do call the captain and I think Rust also.
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>>157058207
Is that bobblehead bob?
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>>157058207
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>>157058474
sydney calls him captain
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>>157058207
On the one hand it's pretty hard to get 15 VAs together. On the other hand there shouldn't be so many characters.
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>solo loud one down
fucking hell
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>>157058638
KEK
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>>157051654
Mine wasn't bugged so no extra points for Boiling Point

fml
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>>157058879
They can have 15 voice actors and there will be more for sure, specially since they said in the stream they would add rooms for new heisters.
Any company with some sense would have them recorded before release and update instead of rushing updates or have this "quality" control.
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Who wants to heist
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>>157054031
>He doesn't know
That's a legit bot we've got running champ.
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>>157058889
With Joker OD goes from bullshit to easier than normal.
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So is there any word on them unruining weapons? Because ARs are useless on mayhem and above
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>>157059957
I have some secondhand info that they're adjusting headshot multipliers.
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>>157059957
large ammo buff across the board to compensate dumping ton of bullets into the enemy
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Can someone explain to me why mafia masks have that stupid dot pattern by default?

I bet there's a hilariously retarded justification for that.
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>>157058638
EH
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>>157058597
yes
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new throwable when
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The safehouse roulette is fucking rigged I never get red
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>>157060583
It's like dem comic book dots, see?
Cuz when ya's thinkin 'bout them mafiosos, y'think about dose pulp comics with the crooks and the coppers, sos ya gots them stupid dots on the masks like deys gots em on the comic books
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>>157061150

Soon ;)
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>>157061150
shall it be a flashbang?
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>>157061514
Fuck off Bonnie I never win anything
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Its been a while since i last played.which one has the better perk deck,biker or sydney?
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I haven't played PD2 in like a year is it worth opening again?
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>>157061959
No.
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>>157061912
Sokol
>>157061959
No
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>>157062038
i already have sockle
Is dodge&grinder still going strong?
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http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

DAY 4 IS UP


DAY 4 IS UP


DAY 4 IS UP


DAY 4 IS UP
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>>157061912
The DLC unlocker has the best perk deck.
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>>157062147
NO TRICKY
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>>157062025
>>157062038
Why are you so self hating?
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>>157056501
>bohdi's room is literally the exact same but with more surfboards
god I hate him so much
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>>157062147
>540 MB
fuck
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>>157062149
>still shilling the dlc unlocker

lmao pls go
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>>157062147
>You literally need these things just to stun dozers now
the FUCK
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>>157062404
nice bait
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>>157062147
>>157062404
>>157062536
TRICKS
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>>157062404
>>157062536
It's not updated what are you talking about
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buy biker
yes/no
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>>157062685
DLC unlocker or get out.
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1311
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>>157062712
fuck off shill
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>>157062712
but its harder to get into game because autokick cheaters :((((
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>>157062660
Its a picture of a grenade captioned with "its a shocker", what could it possibly be other than an electric stun grenade?
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>>157062823
>Playing with pubs.
>Wanting to play with Overdrones.
There's the door.
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>>157062865
obviously its a random throwable every time you use it
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>>157062865
could be an ecm in grenade form

wouldn't surprise me to see them copy paste code again
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>>157062865
It's a video of Trashly shoving three grenade shaped butt plugs up his ass.
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>>157062901
me: oh yea?
*walks through the door*
you: wtf it was too easy
*suddenly crash loud bang*
*jumps through the window*
me: im back madafaka
*punches you in face*
whos pub now huh
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>>157062147
cant see day 4 its closed now
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>>157063032
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>>157063032
put your tripcode and gtfo, attentionwhore
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>>157062953
I can kinda see that being a thing

shuts off cams within the blast for a few seconds during stealth, and maybe a few ticks of feedback stun during loud
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>>157063032
That sounds like a blast.
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happening
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ahoy its the berserker meta again (if you arent jewing with chivalry)
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Delay is happening.
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>bought upgrate to Rust so maybe he wont be so rude to me
>he still tell me to gtfo

t-thanks overkill
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>you can kill yourself in the safe house raid and still get coins
Thank you whoever found that boot option.
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>>157064456
more like joker
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>>157064909
>cheating
But why?
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>>157065001
Fuck off to the steam forums if you have a problem with cheating.
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>>157065001
>cheating
What?
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Is the thing out yet
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>>157065151
YNYE
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>>157065065
I don't have a problem with you going full bad goy, I just don't understand why would you want to cheat your way through the safehouse upgrades.

>>157065095
>getting infinite coins via something that Overshill probably forgot to disable
>not cheating
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>>157064909
You can spam Esc at the end of the mission to get more coins.
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>>157065259
When you actually survive and the green indicator comes up? Or in the results screen?
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>>157065361
In the results screen.
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>cheesing safehouse coins
>you will inevitably be one of the fags who complains they ran out of things to buy in the safehouse
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>>157065415
Why are you so upset?
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>>157065497
Shills always get pissy when people aren't jumping through Overkills hoops like they do.
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what's this about a safehouse raid
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>>157058474
The post-Winters heisters all call him and his minions out as "The Captain".
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>try to get the armored transport trophy
>do crossroads first
>get the required bags
>escape never pops up
jfmsu
Is this happening to anyone else? I remember doing it before housewarming part started.
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>>157065824
Add
-level chill_combat
To the launch options for what is likely a work in progress mission where you have to survive an assault against your safe house.
It's kind of neat, it uses whatever upgrades you have so it's like they're actually hitting your house. It be neater with actual customization.

Also upon completion you get 6 coins. Hit esc to enter/exit the menu and it adds more coins to your earnings, which is undoubtedly a bug.

Just a heads up, the option will automatically throw you into the heist when you boot the game, and the game closes after you get your payday.
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>>157066305
dont do this
this fucked my game up and i had to redownload everything
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By the way, for anyone upgrading their safehouse.
Upgrading to second tier from the get go saves the twelve coins needed for the first upgrade, so you'll only need 24 coins for each room instead of 36.
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>>157066504
>Steam forum shill still trying to run damage control.
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>>157066083
The bags didn't appear on the escape for me
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Can someone post some in-game screenschots of the coolest masks? I'm mainly looking pics of the not-gaudy-colours and stupid looking ones, i'm guessing that's mostly the sunglasses and hockey masks.
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The only way accessing this level could mess one's game up is by forgetting to remove the launch option from the game's properties.
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>>157066614
That really doesn't seem intentional.
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>>157061829
>Jiro just meditiates in the corner
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>>157066083
>>157066701
Had this problem too. Just restart the mission and everything should be normal
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>>157064572
you know you like being talked rude to anyways, slut
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>>157066906
Tried that, didn't help
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>Lets make the useless dlc pack into something really retarded
Good job overkill.
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>join a room
>host crashes
>host a room
>crash

why
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>>157067272
tbf you could do that with javelin pre patch
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>>157067272
Bringing home skewered dozer for suppa is some of the most fun I've had recently.
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>>157067272
>tfw newbies are discovering javelins only after it becomes "meta"

I LIKED JAVELINS BEFORE THEY WERE COOL UNLIKE YOU POSERS
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>>157067272
>implying this is anything new

fucking newfags
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>>157067281
>Playing PD2
Found your problem
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>>157067939
I was talking more about the crossbows and everything related to the dlc being more useful that any fucking normal weapon, also "newbie" with javeling right,, I was using molos all the time until the decide to go full retard with the numbers.
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>>157067272
>that massive black bar covering the entire screen
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN
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Release it you fucking lazy swedes
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You are not allowed inside fort kickass.
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>>157068341
I'm shocked that it's not out yet.
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>>157068230
What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking newfag?
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>>157067272
You do realize, that all they did was increase the damage in order the match the health buffs, and you're acting like it's suddenly good?
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>>157068469
>23FPS
top keikeku
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>>157068603
do not bully the toaster
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>>157068587
It is suddenly good when most of the weapons needs to shoot 20 bullets in order to do what 1 arrow or a javelin do. Why bother shooting rubber bullets with 47 damage if you can shoot arrows that deals 1k+ damage.
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>>157068512
Fuck off Jules.
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>>157068230
>Not appreciating the aesthetics of PD:TH

Being this fucking young, lol
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>>157068558
>>157068803
>it's okay to have garbage-tier hud that makes Skyrim's UI look good because it's old!
Go ram a bulldozer, faggots.
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>>157068982
Are you implying that PD2's HUD is any better than PD:TH's?
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>>157068782
Hows about you fuck off from the steam forums goy ;)
>>
Why is the stealth so largely based on RNG

what went so fucking wrong?
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>>157069228
No, I'm implying that mod is a steaming pile of shit.
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>>157069359
How so?
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>go into quickplay
>have quickplay settings set to loud heists only
>go into firestarter day 3
>realize a second in it's stealth
>figure as long as I don't fire a shot at any point when we shouldn't I'll be fine
>kicked a second into spawning in
>>
>devs actually buying time on steam forums so people stop asking when is the update coming out
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>>157069359
At this point, I'd say stealth is more balanced than loud.
>>
When the fuck is it out
>>
>>157066305
Think it will get patched within an hour? I was only able to have time for one run of that before I had to leave for class, didn't get enough bitcoins to upgrade everything so I need a second run.

And need extra coins so I can buy weapon mods because fuck waiting for drops.

Played this game for five hundred hours and still haven't got an extended mag tube for the loco from a card.
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>>157069707
Tomorrow.
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>>157069812
Chill, just use some hax
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>>157069892
Surviving a five minute assault wave on normal is easier than using hacks.
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>>157069962
>too lazy to use hax

b o i
>>
Can you buy mask shit with your bitcoins or only weapon mods?
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>>157069707
Now now goy don't rush us. We only had over 2 months of no updates to work on all this free* content for you. ;)
*no obligation for all content to be free.
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>>157070158
I think mods only
>>
So how do I loud OD now that Joceline & Macaroni do nothing? This is just depressing.
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>>157070382
Crossbows and javelins
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>>157070382
If you don't wanna use the memebows, I still find the M308 to be pretty decent for the most part.
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>>157070382
Bows and shit, go full medieval on their asses
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>>157070382
Bows and joker, especially that last part.
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>>157067939
>needs crits
>gets downed anyway
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>tfw want to try OD but don't want to dump my breaker
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>>157070572
What's the best medieval appropriate melee weapon?

Are there any good secondaries other than the hand crossbow?
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>>157070973
China Puff is good.
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>the update was supposed to be out more than an hour ago
>this reckless faggot is still posting shitty memes
Actually kinda cute.
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>>157071026
Oh, I meant fitting medieval secondaries. But China puff does seem good.
>>
So the only option for dodge perck deck is rougue like always, no?
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>>157072162
Kill yourself
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>>157072162
crook is the way to go desu
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>Bonnie
>"How you called me? Oh, slot machine, yea, its good"
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>>157068653
>toaster
>using DOF
why
>>
>jacket's lines to sokol alternate between friendly and vaguely threatening
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
>>
when will BLT work again?
>>
>>157074776
what do you mean?
>>
>>157075148
My game crashes if I have IPHLPAPI.dll in the game folder. Doesn't that mean it needs to be updated, or am I just stupid?
>>
>>157075375
It'll probably be updated after the 10 days of updates or whatever.
Not gonna get an update every single day.
>>
>get 1 bag on Diamond Store
This is bugged, right? What does it actually want me to do?
>>
>>157075650
15
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>>
-level chill_combat is the best bug ever.
>>
>>157075650
16
>>
UPDATE WHEN
>>
UPDATE NOW BOYS
>>
is last bullet down?
>>
>>157075650
17.

I did it on ONE Down and the sound effect didn't ding until bag #17. One of them was cash though so it could be 16.
>>
>>157076037
nvm its good
>>
>>157076015
TRICKY
>>
>upgrade everything in safehouse
>34/36 upgrades unlocked
>nothing left to upgrade

????????
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>>157076580
>16 heisters
>2 upgrades per heister
>2 upgrades each for garage and lobby
>>
Fuck this shit I'm going to sleep you let me down once again oyveyshill
>>
>>157076835
vault* not garage
>>
>>157075375
i've definitely had more crashes since the housewarming shit started but my game still works the majority of the time
>>
any good anti-shield secondaries aside from exploding pistol crossbow and the grenade launcher?
>>
>>157076835
>>157076959
Yeah and I have everything bought but the counter still says 34/36
>>
>>157077006
no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>157077006
Shotguns.
>>
Is there any reason at all to use the M79 instead of the Piglet or is it just a complete upgrade?
>>
>just got a safe doing the daily job
>didn't want to get one until they put the new one in
fug
>>
>>157077331
just try to reload the piglet and you will see

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/350544272219017790/
Jules is posting humble mask codes here
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>>157077390
>haven't gotten a safe since the release of the community safe
>>
>kill house time is rigged
Fucking god dammit were you assholes too lazy to actually keep track of one little number?
>>
>>157077331
If you have to ask the question just use the piglet. That way anyone unfortunate enough to play with you instantly knows you're retarded.
>>
>>157077006
HE Judge
>>
>>157077464
I think you have to play like 8 or 10 hours in one week to get it.
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>stealth firestarter day 1 on one down
>game crashes loading into day 2
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>>157077461
>implying it takes any longer than reloading the other grenade launcher six times
>>
>>157077560
that's bullshit.
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I haven't played Payday 2 for over a year now.

What's the best DLC to get? I remember it used to be the Gage Courier DLC because of the mods but I was wondering if there was an even better one I should get now.

also, can you still use lua scripts and trainers? What about the DLC unlocker script?

Thanks senpaitachi
>>
>>157076838
>going to sleep
>at 4 in the afternoon
>>
So does Bonnie's slot machine cost spending or offshore?
>>
>>157077842

the only DLC that matters is the Chivalry pack, all the other ones are literally unusable.
>>
>>157077842
You can still use the DLC unlocker, and that's the answer to your best DLC to get question.
>>
>>157077842
>What's the best DLC to get?
Chivalry

can you still use lua scripts and trainers?
Yes

>What about the DLC unlocker script?
You have to host, otherwise enjoy being kicked from every pub
>>
>>157077842
They fucked up enemies health pool so the worst weapon pack ever aka chivalry pack is now legit OP and meta
>>
>>157078004
Just wait until overkill nerfs it into the ground
>>
>>157078180
But they just buffed it into the heavens
>>
>>157076580
>>157077032
Wanna bet you didn't upgrade Chains' weapon workshop
Ground Floor, out of sight in the bottom
>>
IT'S OUT
>>
why is everyone being so tricky
>>
>>157078371
T R I C K Y
R
I
C
K
Y
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>>157078004
>>157078050
>>157078103
>>157078218
>chivalry dlc buffed to the max
>everyone buys it, especially on sale
>two weeks later, overkill nerfs it all to shit to satisfy the "muh powercreep" group
>people happy again
>overkill walks away with all the cash
>allaccordingtoplan.jpeg
>>
>>157077969
I heard them say on the stream that it gambles offshore and gives you spending. who knows with them though
>>
>>157077959
lose weight amerifat
>>
>>157078218
This is a cycle.
>Release/Buff new overpowered DLC pack so idiots buy it.
>Wait for drones to complain it's overpowered.
>Nerf it into the ground.
>Rinse
>Repeat
>>
>>157078492
Don't give a fuck i got for free
>>
>>157078563
>not living in freedomland

kek
>>
>>157078662
You're still shilling the dlc
>>
They do realize the patch is supposed to come out today, because today last for about an hour more.
>>
>>157079081
My guess is that they're still working on some last minute bug fixes

That, or the new throwable is some crazy shit
>>
>>157079081
it's 6pm for me
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>>157079081
>
>>
>>157079218
>>157079081

they're rebalancing the weapons so it takes some extra time
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>>157077461
>ovk give something fo free
why devs post codes?
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>>157079563
>ey the fans are getting angry we delayed 2 updates what do we do bro?
>just throw some shitty codes at them,whatever's closest to you will do just fine.

when posting about that thread,even if just for a moment you forgot that they fucked up 2 times in a row and delayed the update the jews did it again.
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>can't drive the longfellow in the safe house
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>>157058207
>they get the voiceactors to record new lines

>interact with Jimmy
>eh
>ech
>ejjjg

>they get pete gold to record a shitton of lines for hoxton
>but no "stay down" lines
>he's been missing those "stay down" lines since he was launched

>nobody adresses jimmy sydney or rust
>>
>>157080293
Where the fuck would you drive to? 30 feet outside and that's it?
Really though, I want a driving course somewhere in the safehouse.
>>
>delayed update
>when there wasn't even an exact posted time for when the update'll drop to begin with
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>>157080419
>New upgrade is short of like Wick upgrade and is a track where you can practice your time to reach one point, They add Rust bike too
>>
>>157080627
That's what fucking Rust's or Houston's upgrades could of been though, and that would of been pretty sweet.
>>
>notice payday is doing something new
>they added a new female character
>please be waifu material
>has the worst hairstyle I could have ever imagined
How the hell do I waifu this?
At least I'll always have clover
>>
>The van's paint scheme can be changed here via the paint buckets by the driver's door.
>It just switches between the COP van and the standard van
>no color wheel when upgraded
>no in depth customization(custom wheels,patterns etc)
>they disable it one day later
overhyped to hell and back
>>
>They don't know about the secret Safehouse Raid map
>They don't know about the secret exploit on the secret map which allows you to get 200-300 continental coins by spamming ESC at the end screen

Fucking casuals
>>
>>157080879
Put a bag on it
>>157080975
They removed for some reason there was a yellow/brown one
>>
>>157081018
>they don't know
But it was posted in this thread already
>>
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ok boys

how do we make a decent Stalker build using the sawed off mosconi and the krinkov?
>>
Explosive Light Crossbow + Explosive Pistol Crossbow is so powerful it's not even funny

Pair it with Ex President for literally free health and armor regen constantly and a HBV for speed + armor and nothing will fuck you up
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>>157081018
>he wastes his time doing this instead of just cheating in a bunch of coins
>>
>>157081136
stop asking
>>
Update now boys!
>>
>>157081201
>explosive arrows
>ex-pres
>HBV

holy shit could this post get any more cancerous
>>
>>157081342

>Meta fags in charge of not being butt hurt

Your 40 damage ASSault rifle is useless now, just face it
>>
>>157054031
It's not the same for everybody
>>
>start the safehouse raid heist
>crash before any cops show up
why does this happen
>>
>>157081484
I mean, crossbow sure, but fuck off those explosive arrows.
>>
>>157081636
explosive arrows have aoe damage, dont even need to aim
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>>157081826
>no pickup
>>
>>157081998
buh muh ammo bags
>>
>>157081636

Explosive arrows mean you don't need to aim, you will stun all specials except for Cloakers and Bulldozers, you will instantly nuke the Bulldozer's visor, you will bypass shield spam, you can easily kill snipers and elevated cops and you can hit stacked cops

Only issues with explosive arrows is that it gets less and less efficient as the difficulty increases, and it's extremely hard to upkeep with ammo packs on DW/OD, but I like to think of it as a mini-RPG kit

A Light Crossbow with explosive bolts has 54 explosive bolts that deal 1400 damage each, can be fired every two seconds, can be hip fired and sprint fired, have lighting accuracy and stability, don't nuke your ammo packs per unit. Compare that to the RPG

>>157081998

Pickup is the only downside to this meta, along with being inneficient against no-visor Bulldozers and Cloakers (teammates for former, Buzzer for later)

A specced ammo guy can still get you going for the entire heist tho, or you can bring your own if you didn't Inspire or you have spare points (which you will have because outside of the perks for full movement ADS, sprint fire, sprint reload you don't need anything else)
>>
>>157081136
do the skills that are good for shotguns and assault rifles
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>run the safehouse
>still can buy over 100 weapon mods with coins after upgrading everything
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>love auto shotguns
>love Steakout 12G and Izhma
>66 dmg
>>
>>157082724
use overkill
>>
>>157082724
they can hit 70 which was fine on deathwish in the past with overkill cause it would oneshot most cops and twoshot others

now i don't think it'd work though but i'm not sure how much they changed the health on dw
>>
>>157082724
The Pancor Jackhammer is coming
>>
> tfw you used heavy crossbow before shitty rebalance
> tfw the nerf is coming
>>
>>157083387
you've still got plenty of time

It took them forever to 'fix' frenzy
>>
IS IT HERE YET
>>
>>157082362

>Buy weapons mods with coins

Wot
>>
>almost tomorrow in Sweden
>no update
>>
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>>157083703
You can purchase just about every mod that is a card drop I think
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>>157083779
>overkill freeze time until they released update
>you will never see tomorrow
>>
>>157083457
>The update is taking so long because they're actually trying to patch the safe house assault now instead of 3 weeks later.
Calling it now. They're too stupid to figure it out.
>>
>>157083694
>>157083779
Patient you must be, goyim. ;)
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>>157082362
>needing gun mods
>>
>>157084000
anon, why you stole my #1 gun for stealth? cuz i use 100% same mods
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Why are Steam forums filled with so many cucks and good goys?
>>
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>>157084159
I never use the it
My normal stealth gun is this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm5zKkD_RsE

meanwhile in safehouse...
>>
>>157084163
i hate people being content with mediocrity because "it's free can't complain xD"

i like the safehouse and new difficulties, i think the throwable will be cool, but i don't want to wait so fuckin long for an update that should be out by now when it should be on a decent schedule.
>>
>>157084163
Because modern medicine, PSA campaigns, and safety warnings are preventing natural selection from weeding those idiots out.
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>>157084163
>isn't easy to acquire
>mfw he doesn't know
>>
>>157084485
>dude exploits lmao
>>
>>157084552
You do you my man. I'll just be sitting back with a gorillion coins
>>
>>157084552
>Overkill was too stupid to disable the cheats they need to get through their own content before releasing it.
>Drone keeps getting mad about it.
>>
>>157084163
we're all cucks and good goys ;)
>>
>>157084651
I'm not the one who's getting mad, friend.
>>
I'll bet this update is taking forever to be pushed out because of you faggots

they probably noticed the coin exploit because you fags won't shut up about it, and now they're working on a last minute fix
>>
>>157084552
desu I already maxed my safehouse
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Can weapon skins give your weapons negative stats? Maybe I'm not reading this right, but it looks like it gives my weapon negative four accuracy.

What is this shit?
>>
Has anyone gotten the Jason trophy? I've already done aftershock 4 times and I can't find the bum at all.
>>
>>157084940
wow its a shotgun, i wonder why more spread would be beneficial
>>
>>157084940
Shotguns are better with - accuracy.

Also my daily is to finish diamond store with one bag and I'm not sure how to do that. Do I have to do it loud?
>>
>>157084940
>being this new
>>
>>157084839
>It's our fault Overkill is incompetent.
Remember good goys, everything is always the bad goys fault.
>>157084940
Shotguns don't want accuracy dumb fuck.
>>
>>157084940
stat boosts for shotguns also give less accuracy. it's intentional.
>>
>>157085058
>>157085049
>>157085036
>>157085014
Wouldn't I still want more accuracy so I have more of my lead landing on target equating to more damage being done? How could poor accuracy ever be beneficial?
>>
>>157085021
16 bags, it's a typo
>>
>>157085259
>Baiting.
Here's your reply. Now fuck off.
>>
>>157085259
>being this new
>>
>>157085304
God fucking dammit ovk
>>
Maybe I'm just a fucking retard, but I can't find the "Purchase with coins" button for unstocked attachements

Is there another trigger I'm missing somewhere ? Wrong menu ?
>>
>>157085259
Ignoring retards and that you are a fucking retard

OVK sucks at coding and even if you hit an enemy with all the pellets, only 1 is going to deal damage, so you better spread that shit to hit the most wankers that you can

Acc only for STEALTH
>>
>>157085548
actually, one could argue that just one pellet hitting the enemy dealing full damage is a good thing
>>
>>157085548
stealth and HE (at least when HE was still useful)
>>
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>>157085321
>How could poor accuracy ever be beneficial?
>baiting
What the fuck anon?
>>
>>157085523

Nevermind, doesn't work for everything

What does it work for and what it not work for ? Package attachments ? Stat boosts ? DLC ? Achievements ?
>>
>>157085523
refer to >>157084332 for button/menu placement
keep in mind you can't buy all attachments. As far as I am aware, all of them can be bought expect for the boost and achievement attachments
>>
>>157085804
>expect
jesus christ I think my hands are becoming dyslexic
>>
so how's this safehouse exploit thing work
>>
>>157085946
Go, get down, get on custody, get coins for it
>>
>>157086008
you shittin' me?
wow overkill good game
>>
>Infinite LED Combo/Polymer Flashlight for my weapons

4 free stability, fucking noice
>>
>>157086091
You can join a cheating cook off and you are going to get over 100 or 200 coins
>>
>>157086153
well yeah, but how does the safehouse thing work my man
>>
>launch up solo election day and go loud for the trophy
>finish it, might as well do day 2
>swat van arrives
>sometime later peek outside to check things out
>swat van takes aim and fires
>leave the window and go off on my business
>turret doesn't stop firing
>keeps tracking me through the building wherever I head
>counts as being shot at so my armor only regenerates when the turret is refilling ammo

Why are swat vans so fucking stupid
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>>157086091
>>157086153
>>157086238
>mfw already upgraded everything and have 1200 coins
>mfw it took less than 5 minutes
>>
>>157086268

Broken and Overkill is too retarded to fix

Turrets will never stop firing until they run out of ammo and will permanently stop your armor regen due to how armor regen is coded in

As long as an enemy is "firing" at you and believes he is hitting you, your armor will not regenerate

This is why you can often have your armor drop for unusually long when in flimsy cover, even if you aren't being hit much
>>
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any idea what these are for?
>>
>>157086426
the mechanic is called suppression btw
>>
>>157086543
The left looks like chemicals, so it probably has to do with Rats or Cook Off.
The right looks like a gold Nova Shank or knife, so it could be a "kill X with knives" or it could be relating to Hoxton Breakout.
>>
>>157086543
There is a challenge missing, maybe more are too
>>
IT'S UP BOYS!
>>
So I just spam escape and get free coins?
>>
>>157086142
How?
>>
>>157086703
STOP WITH THE TRICKS MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
>>
>>157086676
or the right could be the one trophy about picking up the knife on aftershock.
>>
>>157086760
>get a gorillion coins
>can purchase a gorillion flashlights at 6 coins a piece
>>
>>157086142
>not military laser module

led combo looks gay af
>>
>>157086858
No, that's just lying somewhere around in the common rooms if I remember correctly.
>>
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>>157086543
From the leaked strings we know its related to the new medic unit

Also pic related theres a third statue but we dont know what its for
>>
>>157086008
How do you get down in the safehouse, and why does going down in custody in the safehouse award you with coins? What am I missing here?
>>
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>>157081998
>take jack of all
>carry ammo and meds together
>mfw rpg thana joker inspire team

Wew that was tough lad.
>>
So, how is the Medic unit even going to work ?

I mean, if you can OHK units, there's not much health to be had
>>
>>157087527
5 meters healing aura to all the units :^)
>>
>>157087527
He has gun
And like
He kills heisters in one shot
>>
>>157087527
Reverse tazer
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>>157086543
Probably one is related to the heist and the other one to the gun
I'm fucking triggered when I see this
And its even more annoying when I had to force myself to play stelf heists again
>>
>>157087074
but +8 stability though
>>
>>157087527
Probably just heals SWAT and specials after the assault wave, so you'll have to leave your comfy bank vault and kill him
>>
>played wolf since PD:TH
>Dallas says Hi, asks if Wolf is feeling 'explosive'
>Thanks old friend
>Walk over to Sydney
>Sydney has a crush on Wolf and thinks he's cute because he snapped at his old business
>offers to go on a murder date with him
I'm sad now because I'll never get to see Wolf's reaction to that.
>>
>Medic gives massive health multipliers in a large AOE around him, can throw gas at you to force you to leave your camping spot and can bring cops back from the dead, even specials

What's yfw ?
>>
So, there is no update after all.
>>
>>157088452
>Yes sorry guys. It is taking us more time than planned to get this out. Running in a lot of random issues. We want to make sure that we do not release anything with major bugs ^^.
>>
IT"S OUT
>>
>>157088907
Nigga we're all on steam there'd be a big pop up in the bottom right corner that'd say HEY DAY 4 IS OUT

At least TRY to be tricky

also I did the houston challenge and I can just do it again?
>>
>>157088907
It's literally never coming out.
Give up.
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>>157088907
ENOUGH
>>
How do I do the safehouse coins exploit? Somebody said something about going into custody within the safehouse but I can't figure out how to do that.
>>
>>157089204
literally just kill yourself, use grenades or something similar.
>>
>>157089204
Cook off, you get like 1 coin for every 3 bags so just cheat
>>
>>157089204

>>157066305
>>
>>157089204

Once the end menu appears, spam ESC like a retard

6 continental coins per press
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>Diamond Store Death Wish
>get escape
>secure all bags
>no escape zone

FUCKING INCREDIBLE OVERKILL
>>
it's out
>>
>>157089258
Not sure if you guys are fucking with me or what, but it's definitely not working. Accessed the safehouse by going through crime.net, died, then at the summary screen spammed esc and nothing.
>>
IT'S OUT
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so is the update ever actually going to come?
>>
>>157089989
>>157090069
TRICKY
R
I
C
K
Y
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>>157090132
No, but I'm going to keep telling you it's here.
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>>157090132
No.
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>>157090132
but it's actually out anon

it's out in our soul
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i cant believe that overkill is late to update the game
that what it is right guys
right
>>
inb4 double update tomorrow
or they give us something extra for free for reasons
>>
>1 in the morning
>Hoping Overkill is still going to push the update

Fat chance
>>
>>
>>157090493
It's still 4 in the west coast, the only part of the world that matters
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>>157090585
NOBODY CARES ABOUT BUGS
JUST FIX THEM AFTER THE EVENT
>>
>>157090585
I do hope they get some rest
and that the grenade isn't liquid ass
>>
>>157090585
>we promised 10 days of content
>sorry we are le tired
this is honestly really fucking rude
>>
>>157090585
>we're tired goy. come back tomorrow ;;;;;;))))))
The nerve of these kikes
>>
IT'S OUT
>>
>>157090987
T R I C K Y
R
I
C
K
Y
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>>157090758
>Yes sorry guys. It is taking us more time than planned to get this out. Running in a lot of random issues. We want to make sure that we do not release anything with major bugs ^^.
>We are working hard ( and late ) right now to make sure we get this out as soon as we can.
>You know we are also gamers. We completly understand the feelings when you are waiting for something to come out.

Which make us glad to know that some of you guys have them ( even if they come out in less than pleasant way ) and encourage us to make updates come out as soon as we can.
>We are not pushing days even if an update is late.
Those were posts before, lets not take things out of context. People just keep spaming that thread
>>
>>157091084
>You know we are also gamers
What did he mean with this
>>
>>157091084
>we are also gamers
>>
so how many coins does the safehouse need?
>>
>>157090585

Wait, are the Overkill devs still at the office at 1:30 in the fucking morning ?
>>
>>157091534
less than a thousand, like maybe 5-600
if you do the glitch though keep going, you can buy mods with them
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>>157091084
>>Running in a lot of random issues.
>don't name a single issue
>>We want to make sure that we do not release anything with major bugs
>the game is bugged to shit and you can access a yet to be released heist and get infinite continental coins
>>We are working hard ( and late ) right now to make sure we get this out as soon as we can.
>we promise and plan content but we're incredibly incompetent and can't even plan out an update, we're just making it up as we go
>>>You know we are also gamers. We completly understand the feelings when you are waiting for something to come out.
>lel were just leik u guies ;)
>>
>>157091534
576
>>
>>157091817
648
>>
IT'S not OUT
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Man, after three years you'd think they would have all these content updates ready to roll in advance. Did they literally start working on all of this last week?
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>presumably work on content for dedgaem for months ahead of time
>when the time finally comes for the event, dont have it ready in full
>>
>>157092268
They're apparently fixing some sort of game breaking bug they found

Probably the coin glitch that's being abused right now.
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Why is everyone so tall?
>>
If devs need more time to get this update working, why are they shitposting on the forums and spamming funny maymays?
>>
>>157092709
you know they have a team of 100 or more right
pretty sure Jules is PR/modelling, not bug fixing
if trashley could rear their head and tell us something it'd be nice though
>>
>stick a laser sight on an MG42 to maybe hit things
>find out the laser sight means nothing
>still free stability
>>
>>157093014
Press Q
>>
>>157092670
Becasue the playermodel is a hunchback.
That's why.
>>
>>157093123
pretty sure the sight aims a few inches to the right
>>
>>157089309
>do 25 bags on mayhem
>only get 3
>>
>>157093336
Good enough for shotguns :)
>>
>>157093381
>press esc a bunch of times
>get over 4k
>>
>>157093381
dood just do the safehouse thing
>>
IT'S ACTUALLY OUT.
>>
IT'S OUT
>>
ITS OUT CONCUSSION GRANADE
>>
fucking
finally
>>
ITS OUT
for real this time
>>
OUT
>>
ITS OUT NOW LADS
>>
IT'S ACTUALLY OUT NOW
NO TRICKS
>>
>6 concussions
man they must really suck
>>
>For you who just wants pure crowd control here is now the Concussion Grenade! It deals no damage but instead has an increased stun effect compared to any other explosive and you have six of them in your inventory when the heist starts!

OD just got easier
>>
>In yesterday’s update we disabled the feature where you could change skins on the Escape Van. This feature has been re enabled
>Added a button outside the vault

>>157093742

Literally stun-only grenades
>>
>>157090585
>>157090758
>>157090948
>>157091084
>>157091675
>>157092078
>>157092268
>>157092534
Ultimately, in the end, they are just game developers:
Code monkeys who believe that proper testing, proper documentation, proper programming discipline, proper version control, and proper behaviour in the product are worthless obstacles that only prevent them from releasing their pile of shit. Also whatever messed up metric of "performance" they believe in.

They are having problems with the bugs that they ignored during development until they attempted some semblance of integration testing (which is new given that they didn't give a shit in the past, e.g. goatfuck spotter crash) before release.

Granted good practice doesn't guarantee that you'd get rid of these problems (e.g. because they're shit coders) but at least you'd be able to diagnose and fix the problems without pulling all-nighters where you try to catch up on THREE months' work of development's bugfixes on /every/ /single/ /update/.

And the best part is that they probably didn't fix the bug but just coded their way around it so that it only crashes 50% of the time instead of 75% of the time. And they'll never fix it for another few months saying "it's good enough".
>>
>Update out before the website is updated

Fucking kek, don't they prewrite this shit and have it ready at the flip of a switch ?
>>
>>157066305
Crashed when in pre game menu. Does this actually work?
>>
>>157093951
Its up already http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming
>>
>Fixed an issue where the “Choo Choo” trophy would not trigger when finishing Bomb forest on Death Wish

its just a bug bro
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So we flash now? Its time for some fucking payback.
>>
>>157094018
I don't get it.

Who cares about some guy's list of mods?
>>
>>157094114
He cheated the achievements
>>
is it good
is anyone in a game yet
>>
>>157094491
It's shit
>>
>Download done
>Time remaining : 2 hours

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>
>>157094491
Nope, waiting on the twenty fucking minutes to install.
But it looks like it's just an ez way to get headshots,albeit shitty.
>>
>>157094595
overkill really needs to make a better way to install patches
>>
>They didn't even create a strawpoll for this day
Oh OVK, you magnificent bastards,
>>
UPDATE
>>
did they fix the safehouse coin farming bug?
>>
>>157094749
Not going to happen. This will remain a problem and thanks to Lion Game Lion deciding to stick with Diesel, it's going to be a problem in RAID: WW2 if that ever comes to light.
>>
>>157094749

Nah dude, needing 20GB space to install a 200MB patch is fine.
>>
>>157094976
fucking hell

>>157095012
keep those helmets flying goys
>>
Reminder that civs count toward the kill challenges. Get the "True Ace" trophy while grinding Diamond Store.
>>
anyone know if I can use the nade in stealth for muh splinter cell
>>
>>157095187
They just fixed being able to grind the daily.
>>
I hope the gun its fucking worth it, I want a Jackhammer

But being OVK the gun will probably suck ass because its not a bow
>>
>>157095213
>using a grenade that makes loud noise and bright light
>Stelfy
Just test it out. Knowing the bugs we see this crimefest it could work
>>
>>157080879
>she shoots a cloaker
>"sit on my dick cloaker"
>answer pager
>"When I was a girl, everyone used to call me biscuit mama. Would you call me that again?"
>be diamonds

that's how.
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>Fixed an issue where Captain Winters would not spawn on Death Wish and One Down
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Sydney is cutest heister.
>>
>>157095751
her sideburns are fucking autistic
>>
>>157095493
What did she mean by this
Really, what does it mean
>>
>>157095879
That's the only bad part about her.
>>
>>157095751
It's not hard when her only competition is an Irish Droopy the Dog, an angry beached whale, and a russian twink.
>>
PSA: These new grenades cannot be used in stealth and do not stun bulldozers
>>
>>157096139
0/10 worst crimefest
>>
>>157095273
Good thing I haven't updated :^)
>>
>>157096103
don't you ever dare talk about sokol like that again
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>>157095751
>>
>>157096223
Good. Don't forget to abuse the safe house raid if you're pressed for time.
>>
>see you tomorrow for more

You mean today ;)
>>
>>157096103
>Talking shit about Bonni and Sokol
They are bro tier.
>>
>>157096139
They can be used in stealth

But with how they are, they're still useless. I just threw one out at the start of art gallery and alerted everything in the map
>>
>>157096139
Additionally: Given that ECM feedback affects jokers, it's safe to assume these grenades also stun jokers.

So, for all the delays, these things are pretty useless.
>>
>>157096445
they're clearly not referring to you you irrelevant eurocuck
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>>157096103
>Droopy the Dog
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>>157096592
You do know that Sweden is in Europe, right? Stupid burger.
>>
anyone going to burn their offshore? the button is near the vault now
>>
>>157096441
I wanted to do it but it crashed for me when I was picking my guns
>>
>The stun grenade has a throw range of one meter
>>
>>157096864
That's the guy's point. Yurocucks are already passing midnight over on that side of the Atlantic. It's still 5:30pm-8:30pm here.

>yuropoors in charge of basic reading comprehension
>>
>>157096921
fuck that shit, I have 8 b i l l i o n
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>>157097081
but you get a trophy
>>
>>157097081
just use ppr to get it back
>>
>>157096921
>accidentally leave game open to pubs
>they burn your offshore
>>
>>157097647
Isn't it broken? I keep getting crashes when the heist is about to start. Something about tools I think.
>>
well, at least the flash itself is kinda cool, r-right guys?
>>
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>>157096921
>>
So the throwable is stun grenades?
so thats why they removes the ability for explosives to stun dozers, otherwise their free grenade would have been completely useless
>>
>>157098102
That would have been valid if the stun grenades actually stunned dozers
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>>157096921
Just did it
>>
>>157082724
>tfw no Izhma drum mag
>>
>>157098094
>>157098337
MADMAN
>>
>Took them all day to release a shitty grenade no one wanted.
>Wasn't even an EMP grenade which made all the hints and teasers irrelevant.
Gee I can't wait for day 10 when they release Art Gallery: Gold, Art Gallery: Cash, and Art Gallery: Deposit.
>>
>>157093960
Same here
>>
>>157093960
Can anyone else confirm this? I would like to get my sheckels really quick.
>>
>>157098713
crashed aswell
>>
>>157098713
It definitely worked before the update. If you've updated I don't know if it still works.
It's possible that they've removed the level, so trying to load it just crashes the game.
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>>157082724
>>
>>157098251
knowing overkill the code for the stun grenades most likely is most likely just recycled from the old dozer stuns and thats why it doesn't work on them.
Because they definitely reused the animation from it
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>>157098094
Why
>>
>>157098094
That's a pretty cool PDTH hud.
>>
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>bonnie's dealer is holding cards
>there aren't even any card games
>>
wtf my friend got 2 new van skins and i dont, and he dosent even have houston upgrade
>>
The new safehouse is a piss poor excuse of a safehouse.
The old safehouse actually looked more like a safehouse, this new one has skylights and windows everywhere,everything is out in the open and easy to see.
>>
>>157098838
I tried it twice after I posted >>157093960
I still have't updated either to grind diamond store
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>>157094018
>Safe House Nightmare
>One Down
>>
>>157099461
>heavy xbow
>crit hitter build
gg 2ez
>>
>>157099413
It worked for me, and other people here mentioned that it worked for them. I have no idea what the problem could be that it's crashing for you.
>>
>>157098838
Fucking Overshill taking my sheckels once again.
>>
>>157094112
calm down you impressionable fuck
it's useless
it cant even stun dozers(which is the reason we all thought it was being added)
>>
>>157099461
safe house nightmare is probably going to get a complete rework this year,
Otherwise in the new safehouse it is going to be piss easy to just run circles around the headless dozers because of its huge size.
unless of course they get lazy and keep it in the old safehouse
>>
>>157099172
>no card games
i expected minigames with actual,new mechanics and animations,like a poker game a la far cry 3
instead we got a retarded "press-a-button-to-shoot" hockey game and damage counters
the killhouse is pretty good tho
>>
>>157099461
Tbh it's not that big of a change. Headless dozers push your shit in on any difficulty.
>>
>>157099907
>killhouse
wut
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>have lods of emone
>want to brag about my incredible amount of dosh
>upgrade vault to lv3
>no cash appears
what the fuck
am i missing something
or is it just overkill's cancer?
>>
>>157099989
Wick's second upgrade.
>>
>>157100098
You are poor

2,000,000,000 or bust
>>
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>>157098094
For anyone who though this is some joke to make you press the button for the lols, here is what happens. Like Bodhi said ITS ALL MATERIAL BRO.
>>
>>157099989
It's like a shooting course.
>>
Spare me my nigga's but what's the meta now? I know the weapon but no other clues like skills. Can anyone help me out senpai?
>>
>>157100098
why show off cash when you can burn it
>>
>>157100098
Same thing happened to me.
>>
>safehouse nightmare in new safehouse
Overkill pls add
>>
>>157100147
>Everything into Joker + Hostage Taker
>Crit shit after that
Then grab what you like.
>>
>>157100361
>What are time lines
>>
>>157100361
lazy ass niggers probably forgot
>>
>>157099587
Not him but there's a mod out that adds it as a level to play whenever. Would that still work?
>>
>>157100727
No idea.
>>
What are the hardest OD missions?

Undercover was a pain in the ass.
>>
>>157100895
bomb forest
>>
>>157100895
Undercover spawns a total of like maybe 70 cops the entire heist and that is every time I play it both with me hosting and multiple different pub hosts
>>
Did anyone get the new van skins? It seems like some people got it and some dont
>>
>>157101434
What are they?
>>
>launch a solo mayhem rats
>suddenly captain arrives

Wait since when the hell did that get changed? I thought the captain couldn't appear when you went solo.
>>
>>157101042
It's not that hard, I would imagine beneath the mountain hoxout are harder
>>
>>157100895
Goat Sim
Beneath the mountain
>>
>>157100895
anything involving driving desu
>>
>>157100895
Meltdown
>>
>>157101695
Fuck Goat Sim

>start mission
>3 people down
Like what the fuck even guys
>>
>>157101578
Did you do it offline or did you go into crimenet and make it private? I don't think he ever spawns offline.
>>
So was chill_combat fixed?
It just crashes now.
rip free jew coins
>>
>>157102035
Yeah. It just seems to crash now.
>>
>>157101832
It was offline. I'm also getting the swat van to appear now, and I could have sworn that didn't appear as well when you went solo
>>
>>157102035
>Overkill "fixing" things by just making it crash the game if you try to do them.
Nice to see they really were too stupid to actually patch it and just had to purposefully break something instead.
>>
>>157100895
Train
>>
one down+heavy crossbow+pistol crossbow=GGEZ
>>
>>157103449
What's a replacement for the Pistol Crossbow if I don't have that accessible? White Streak work well enough? Or am I just fucked?
Also skillset please my man.
>>
>>157102169
you were just lucky
the swat van can appear in offline mode
it's been in the game since they released it
>>
>>157103691
Grenade launcher
>>
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>>157103449
>get tazed
>only have 1 ammo for each weapon
>have to sit and get that ass raped with no way of eliminating the taser
kek
>>
>>157103861
>>get tazed
>>
>>157103861
>crossbow build
>not investing in skills against your one of two weaknesses
>>
>>157104057
And what's the other weakness?
>>
>>157104176
ammo i would assume
>>
>>157104245
you can just pick back up your own ammo
>>
>>157104176
snipers
>>
>>157104451
yeah but some people like explosive bolts so I could see the appeal
>>
>>157104570
Explosive bolts make me wet.
>>
>>157104650
Poison bolts make me wetter.
>>
>>157104570
Some people like fat chicks and buying DLC. It doesn't mean we should acknowledge their existence.
>>
>>157104717
Keep your vomit fetish away from me, anon.
>>
>>157104717
>wetter
F O R E S T
O
R
E
S
T
>>
Just reset all my stats and cheevos. What level for OD?
>>
>>157099461
Body expertise crits heavy crossbow, javelins , poison, fire anythign that works on OD should work on safehouse nightmare
>>
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>Wanted to get Chivalry codes
>They're always dumped when I'm not home
>Apparently Ashley is all out of them
>Not enough dosh to get any other pack
>Won't get spending money until the sale ends
>>
>>157105718
What's a good weapon to use with Body Expertise? Or can someone just post a build they like?
>>
Updated breakpoints for PC pretty please?
>>
>>157105862
DLC unlocker or get out.
>>
>>157105873
Lmgs, or clarion with bronco if you are going for crits
>>
is there a hidden trophy for burning all your offshore?

someone who's done it, post your list

there was one before, when the button wasn't prominent
>>
if anyone wants to know whose area of the safehouse to upgrade first, upgrading rust's will let you get some of his spare puddings
>>
>>157105985
Everytime
>>
techforcer still good? haven't played for a good while

any builds? post 'em!
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>>157106312
>techforcer still good?
>still
>>
does the stun grenade affect cloakers?
>>
>>157106312
>>157105873
>>157105718
>>157103861
>>157104057
>No one's actually posting builds
Is the calculator that hard to use?
>>
>>157106132
there is but from what i can tell it's just the button itself counted as the trophy

i just did it to see if anything would happen, not like money is useful at all
>>
>>157106363

you shut your whore mouth while i go fix the drill again

cunt
>>
>>157106412
no the website is just garbage
>>
>>157106412
Please post skillset's i'll suck yo' dick senpai
>>
I like playing Overkill and think it's more fun than any of the new difficulties.
>>
Is the flamethrower any good on OD?
>>
>>157106894
Saw skills
But using the saw as a weapon
The 50% chance to panic within 10m seems like it'd be fun.
>>
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>>157107036
>This entire post.
>>
>>157105879

gibe breakpoints
>>
>>157107235
I did reply to the wrong post but still I'm having fun with sawskills and Sociopath.
100% panic chance.
Although I would never take this shit past overkill.
>>
how do i gamble in the safe house?
>>
>>157107609
Upgrade bonnie
>>
>>157106930
It's decent. Fire recently got buffed, so it's on par with some of the other stuff.

Works pretty well with the pistol crossbow.
>>
>>157107429
Primary and secondary saw?
>>
>>157108412
Yeah sure
I got no idea how outdated this site is and I have no idea how to "optimize" this mistake but this is what I got so far.
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/eaDEFOQR:gGJKLNR:fmOQR:ibcdea:pS8n8::w86-1-2:s89-3-4:a1
>>
>>157109090
Just use pd2weapons instead
>>
>>157094018
you don't need safehouse nightmare to get the difficulty mask you bleeding retard. how new are you.
>>
So is Chivalry pack the new meta?
>>
>mayhem and above have rendered DMCWO completely useless

All I wanted was to not have to subscribe to the shitty meta dogshit and use the guns I wanted to use. Why does Overkill hate me? Why does Overkill think I should have to plant half a mag of 5.56 into someone's head to kill them? Why? Why why why why why fucking god, why.
>>
>>157109690
quit bitching nerd

your baby mod will prolly get updated after crimefest
>>
>>157109826
>baby mod

Anon, you are aware that DMCWO is essentially nerfs all around the board, right?
>>
>>157109690
it's dmc fault for not wanting to buff the damage of the guns when the original idea of the mod was "fuck overkill's shitty ass balance"
>>157109826
it was already updated you fat cunt.
>>
>>157109946
oh, my bad then, i thought it was something else
>>
Chivalry pack or Ninja pack
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>>157110097
Chivalry
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*unsheathes hockey stick*
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Is goon mod any good? How does it interact with others online that don't use goon mod?
>>
>>157096921
>>157097081
>burn it all on the offshore casino
>burn the remaining dozen thousand bucks
>???
>profit!
>>
>>157110447
it's a great mod, but it's currently broken, just google the fix tho.
and most lua mods are completely client side.
>>
>>157109297

Unfortunately yes.

Kinda silly how you can work hard getting tons of mods for guns like the car4 and ak (and spending real money), only for them to be totally outclassed by a fucking bow and arrow which requires no mods to be godlike.
>>
>>157110729
>it's currently broken
Not him but I thought it you force load it the mod is fine, right?
>>
>>157110957
No, there's a file that causes crashes but you can fix it with Notepad.
>>
Paid DLC powerslide, the game
>>
>>157111012
Oh, that yeah I know what you mean then
>>
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Done and done.
Trophy is kinda disappointing.. quality seems low and it's not as large as I imagined it. The achievemos alone are worth it, though.
>>
>>157111726
lies
>>
Saw buff when?
>>
>>157111036
You only need dlc if you're a shitter

It's been pretty funny these past few days, how everyone keeps saying how crossbows are mandatory for OD, while I'm over here breezing through it just fine with my regular build and that free sniper rifle.
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>>157111809
>lies

Negative. I played with a good team and I told them what to do and we won. My bf has posted here before bragging about beating Lab Rats.
>>
Is there someone who wants to complete "Heisters of the Round Table"/"Beavers Team"?
>>
>>157111985
Oh, I thought that statue was from the 600k something kills trophy.

>bf
>>
>>157112083
>bf
best friend ;)
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>>157111985
>My bf has posted here
>>
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mAbCFIJKl:eijkLr:ggIJLr:fGHIL:ibcdea:pR8::w93:s85-1:a1

so this is basically what you want a loadout to look like for OD? assuming you're going full on memes
>>
>>157112636
>suit
>OD
?
>>
>>157112936
I'm going with the variant that's more about being able to keep yourself up if you go down with feign death and messiah

Honestly as far as I've been able to tell you either get to cover and be fine or you just fucking die if your armor drops anyway
>>
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>Doing the 1 goat 1 cage achi with a friend only and no bots.
Jesus fuck I hate this long achivements, also being the bait of snipers isnt fun.
>>
Best OD setup is 8 med 4 ammo everyone with jack of all trades
>>
>>157112636
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/eFGIKl:tGHKlOR:gjlOQr:fMnOR:ibcdea:pA8::w34-28-31-30-15-33:s30-25-47-19-43-16-41-11:a7

This is what my loud out looks like. Replace Armorer with Anarchist if you have the DLC.
>>
>>157113174

whoops, forgot to include Nine Lives.
Just don't ace The Professional and ace Nine Lives instead.
>>
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>>157113093
>doing the 1 goat 1 cage achi with pubs who connect with 0-34 level and don't listen to try to throw more goats in cage just before you kick them
>>
>>157113174
Never bothered with fire traps, they actually any good?
>>
>>157113969
Fire got buffed, so they make for some amazing crowd control. Just be careful because it will murder your converted cops and teammates.

Fire trap and grenades are what helped me beat shit like Lab Rats..
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>lab rats OD
>break the meth and get to the part where you need to light the flare to escape
>we immediately get swarmed before we can get near the flare
>failed
>>
Is Heavy Impact any good?

1/20 and 1/5 chance to stagger
>>
So I haven't played since the weapons rebalance that made pistols and silencers the meta...

Is it just me or does every single gun fucking suck now? Did they buff enemies a huge amount or what?

Is silencing every single weapon still the meta?
>>
>>157114731
no
if you're gonna use AR at all then get surefire ACED and body expertise ACED and always shoot center mass
>>
>>157115024
Also, I like stealthing Harvest and Trustee because I'm boring and like boring gameplay, but I can't hurt myself by jumping off the building to activate berserker anymore for quick sawing. How the fuck do overkill manage to always disappoint always forever?
>>
>>157114731
It's shit when you are shooting trashy mobs and they move away from your aim while staggering

OD, that's a whole different story. But do you really wanna use automatic weapons when trash mobs on OD can do 225 damage per shot
>>
>>157115024
enemies had their hp buffed approximately 3x on overkill
on dw and od, that's increased by another 2x

rifles, pistols, smgs, lmgs, and shotguns were mostly unchanged
special weapons were all buffed by like 10x
>>
>>157115273
you don't need berserker for quick sawing and that was a shitty strat anyway
portable saw ACED with fast motor should be enough to one-tap deposit boxes so you can use durable blades for more ammo
>>
>>157115625
alternatively you can probably use frenzy
>>
>>157115527
Why did they do that? Is it a bug? Oversight? My instincts tell me design choice.
>>
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>wanted to save my safe for the week for after the new one got released
>having so much fun that I got one today
>>
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>>157115909
>payday 2
>having so much fun
>>
>>157116015
Yes, murder is fun.
>>
>>157115767
higher difficulty modes are meant to be more difficult. shocking, i know
it's not oversight, it's OVERKILL
>>
>persistent heist filters
>persistent lasers/flashlights

About FUCKING TIME
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>>157116470
>persistent heist filters

This has legitimately been my most desired update for 2 years.
>>
>>157116470
>>157116563
Is there anything else that we've been asking for since day 1 that Overkill has yet to deliver?
>>
>>157117038
A way to shut Bain up.
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>cook off
>doing 25 bags
>open to pubs to get med bags
>some guy joins and his meth helper mod starts going crazy in chat
>kick him
>he adds me
>asks me if hes marked as cheater
>convince him he is and I sent his shit to overkill and hes gonna get banned
>he freaks and is gonna reinstall his game
>mfw
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>>157117172
BAINS GONNA FREAK
>>
>>157095751
>>157095879
>>157095967

>http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16434

Removes Sydney's sideburns.
>>
>>157063409
you mean a blasst
>>
>>157117172
>Not setting Meth Helper to only post once per ingredient, and not every time Bain reminds you to add shit
>Not using the modded Meth Helper that displays to you only, or better yet just hitting the 'toggle display' on the vanilla one
>Using Meth Helper to begin with

He 100% deserves the fear you gave him
>>
>>157117172
1 hour and more to cook 25 bags was annoying as fuck, they should increase cooking speed, even if I was doing it with my crew and we had no troubles, it doesnt mean it was annoying as fuck.
>>157117486
And somehow Sidney looks far better, Why the fuck they though sideburns were a good idea.
>>
>>157117949
We had a meth helper already
>>
>>157117486
I always thought her sideburns looked goofy as fuck, thank you sir
>>
How do I summon Trashley? I have a question that isn't about nudes or free shit or anything like that.
>>
>>157118583
On the payday chat right now
>>
>>157111985
>my bf
>>
Meth batch complete
>>
>>157118753
I have a sneaking suspicion that the people who actually use the chat are the same people who will care (and notice) my use of SAM and the DLC unlocker.
>>
>>157118950
Actually, we will notice, thats why faggots like you evade joining the /pdg/ steam chat
>>
>>157118950
you'll get some jokes and stuff but noone actually cares
>>
>throwing a stun grenade at your feet actually gives you a concussion for a few seconds

neat
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>>157119034
I don't join the /pdg/ steam chat because I'm not a circlejerking homosexual.
>>
Anyone has a list of unique voice lines heisters say to eachother in the safehouse?
>>
>>157119280
that's too bad

I'm giving away free dlcs in chat as we speak
>>
>>157119346
A few uniques I recall
Houston (To Hox): What the fuck do you want, you British fucker? Going to go get caught again like an amateur?
Clover (To Hox): You're still not mad at me, are you love? Want me to kiss it better?

Some others include Hoxton telling Clover he'll kill her if she double crosses him again, Jacket wanting to go on a bike ride with Rust (and bring shotguns), Sydney thinks Wolf is cute, and Sokol is going to take Jacket's tapes away so he'll talk like a human.
>>
>>157119626
Why would I care? I use the DLC unlocker and have gotten several for free since the event started by lurking
>>
>>157119703
I'll bet you're lurking in chat right now ;)
>>
>>157119346
Jacket plays lines about Sokol's old hockey team, Houston tells Sokol he never thought he'd meet a Russian he liked. I know the butler can ask Jacket where he gets all those tapes.
>>
>>157119786
Chatrooms move too fast for me. I like lurking on boards instead, so I can do other things while I lurk.
>>
This is "/pdg/"
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067470434/
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>friend who hasnt played in forever starts up a firestarter on overkill
>level 0-23 joins
>downed before we even get to the warehouse
>leaves before friend can even kick him

oh...okay
>>
PAYDAY 3: CIVIL WAR

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON

DALLAS
CHAINS
HOUSTON
JACKET
WICK
JIMMY
BODHI
JIRO

HOXTON
WOLF
SYDNEY
RUST
BONNIE
DRAGAN
CLOVER
SOKOL
>>
>>157120809
What are they even fighting over? Teams seem kind of arbitrary without context.
>>
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>>157120546
HE'S NOT ME
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 2k+ HOURS ON WARFRAME OR PAYDAY
WHAT A FILTHY CASUAL
I BET HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND TOO THE PIECE OF SHIT
>>
>2016
>still can't shoot through bots
>they still run in front of you when you scope in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know there's a mod for this but it's been causing crashes for a while now.
>>
What's the "Mother of mothers" side job? Apparently I finished it, and I got coins for it, but the listed side job is for Diamond Store, which I already did for the day (but it's not marked as done).
>>
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>>157120809
Your sides are wrong
Correct:

DALLAS
CHAINS
HOXTON
WOLF
HOUSTON
WICK
CLOVER
SOKOL

JACKET
JIMMY
BODHI
JIRO
SYDNEY
RUST
BONNIE
DRAGAN
>>
>>157120546
>Weeb groups
>Leddit "4chan" group
>ERP friends
>Straight for the OD mask
This is a new level of dumb
>>
>>157098094
Is there any benefit to doing this, or is it just a thing they added for no reason?
>>
New safe tomorrow

Common one or a speshul one with an achievement attached, hope its the second
>>
>>157121983
Probably going to drop. Sucls for me because I just got one today. Wishful thinking - maybe they'll reset drops early for it?
Yeah right.
>>
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>>157121983
>mfw I've been saving up my weekly safe drop so I can be the first one to sell the hoxton safe for top bux
>>
>>157123163
Cant wait for it to be free so you wasted days :^)
>>
>>157123323
>implying overkill will be that generous

;)
>>
>>157098094
>implying Bain just doesn't take it all
>>
>>157121243
Mother of Mothers is "Host and complete 10 jobs".
>>
>>157124232
Oh, so I got the trophy. I thought it was a side job from the noise. Thanks.
>>
>>157119346
Sydney calls Jiro "senpai" and asks him to teach her how to use the katana.
>>
>>157087527
>The paramedic arrived! it's time to turn this around!
>Dead cops awaken from their death and start an endless undead assault unless you kill the paramedic
Yes, i know "no mercy" is not canon
>>
>>157058207
Jimmy has bathroom lines
>>
>>157125378
That'd be cooler than anything else, desu. And honestly, wouldn't be that far out of left field considering the fact that cloning is canon and nobody can convince me otherwise. I mean, how else do you explain DC being able to throw HUNDREDS of cops at you soviet-style?
>>
>>157125378
/// [THRILLER WAVE IN PROGRESS] ///
>>
Your autism is showing. Firstly, I'm actually quite good. I've done Big Bank quiet before fuckface. I normally play Jacket, but since I got around to getting the new characters, I've been playing with those. You're a fucking idiot if you think that playing Sydney makes you bad. And not to mention I can get low enough concealment with the weapons I got.

I know what I'm doing you flaming fuckboy. At least I don't got a Pokemon plastered all over my fucking page like a fucking retard. I get it, you like the game, but take that faggot shit elsewhere. You're part of the problem, and you're also part of Payday 2's elitist bullshit. I got friends in high places, so I would really suggest you stop this stupidity spree before you go and do something you're going to deeply regret you fucking furry. I dare you to do something stupid. I pray you do. Please, give me a reason.
>>
So how exactly do you do the safehouse coin glitch?
>>
>>157117963
>And somehow Sidney looks far better, Why the fuck they though sideburns were a good idea.
Have you ever watched the ponytail or pigtails swing and dance off a girl's head and just want to hold onto them to feel their softness forever and never let go?

If you hold onto Sydney's jewburns, you get to caress her cheek too.

tfw the adults at school kept making me let go of the girls' hair
>>
>>157126721
you can't, it'll crash the game after the patch
>>
>host is "close", according to crimenet
>70ms
>still get detected by guards 200 feet away
Why? Why is this not any tighter connection-wise?
>>
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>>157126721
Patched.
Probably was a mistake to use a macro for it.
>>
How do I boost Inspire ACED? Which skills work with it
>>
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why did they have to add the safe so late, ive already gotten my safe drop this week
>>
some autist is raging at me over kicking him for V-0 in a loud heist, and told me i'm on his "list"

what do
>>
>>157121983
>>157122062
>>157127498
>Safe is added
>It’s achievement related
Burn all your offshore being the achievement With atleast 10,000,000 or more to avoid "bots" actually
I’m calling it
>>
what'd I miss
>>
>>157126990
OVK's lag compensation combined with the detection sucks shit.

If you get noticed 10 seconds ago and then get to cover, what happens is that the client will eventually tell the host that you were in detection range 10 seconds ago, and then the host will take that as "Oh the guard's been staring at him for 10 whole seconds already." and then set the current detection rating to whatever that is and then keep increasing it because it didn't hear that you went behind cover half a second after. So what you see is: Client gets seen -> Client hides -> Host gets notified client was seen -> Host decides client never went behind cover despite being able to see the client's position behind cover -> Decides to apply a ! fifty hours after the fact with no warning.

Starbreeze code is truly marvelous in just how much it fucking sucks at doing anything. It probably just defaults to fucking you over when there is any doubt.
>>
>>157127602
>implying making the botnets spend 10 extra seconds dumping Almir's Loot into the van is a deterrent
>>
>>157127629
it almost feels like the ai don't actually see you but see a ghost copy of you that lags behind by a few seconds best case scenario so if you're not the host you need to get out of the way before they're even in line of sight
>>
>>157127710
Its going to stop plenty of wankers, you need level 25 to enter the safehouse and max the vault to level 3 to do that
>>
>>157127798
>you need level 25 to enter the safehouse
What? It's not available at lv 0?

>and max the vault to level 3 to do that
I only brought up Almir's Loot spam as an example. It's not that hard to manually change the values in your save file for cash and coins to whatever the fuck you want because everything is done client-side.

OVK got extra butthurt from the goat safe incident (which was part of a rich history of incidents, aka. every time) even though the goat safe was supposed to be an apology for making the game completely unplayable for 4+ weeks just to peddle DLC nobody asked for. I honestly doubt they'll do another achievement safe, especially after they gave up trying to make money from microtransactions at Update 100.
>>
What will the new enemy do even? Will they get the balance right?
>>
>>157128040
>What will the new enemy do even?
probably nothing important
>Will they get the balance right?
no
>>
>>157128040
>What will the new enemy do even?
Something stupid

>Will they get the balance right?
See the difficulty rebalance for that answer.
>>
>the escape in the tutorial doesn't count towards the Escape Van trophy
at least it was worth a try
>>
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tfw you join & carry a bomb forest dw but dont get the trophy because the host had already started
>>
>>157128040
go back home to his wife and kids and recount story's of the horrors of men riddled with crossbow bolts

Sgt Kelly was 1 week away from retirement now hes a vegetable and his kids are debating whether to pull the plug.
>>
>>157128292
>not joining in-lobby lobbies exclusively
shiggy
>>
>Last Action Villain
>Perform a headshot kill on enemies using only the R93 sniper rifle while ziplining
Man overkill you got some great grammar there.
>>
The escape van is here, secure the loot! >>157128543
>>
>>157055123
Battlefield 4 is CPU intensive, not that intensive on the GPU department. Payday2 on the other hand...

I gotta ask my gf how the game is running on her laptop. i5 1.8ghz while I use i7 2.4 on mine, and she's using a 1gb mobility Radeon (dunno the specific model), while I use a GTX 740m 2gb.

I ask this because I gave a mix of medium to high and it's playing at console framerates (30fps with some dips to 22fps when swarmed).

She might be playing at lower settings, but I wonder her framerate consistency.

>inb4 >gf
>inb4 called normie
>>
@157129038
The fact that you call attention to that shit yourself with the inb4s just makes you that much more of an attention whoring faggot yearning for (You)s.
>>
>>157095585
AND NOW WE HAVE THE CAPTAIN
THE CAPTAIN HAS OPERATIONAL CONTROL
THE CAPTAIN'S IN THE AO
IT'S THE CAPTAIN, FOLLOW HIS LEAD!
THE CAPTAIN'S HERE, TIME TO TURN THIS AROUND
>>
>>157129720
YOU GUYS TRAINED FOR THIS
>>
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>>157129720
//EAT CAPTAIN TO END ASS//
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