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>APAC Premier is currently going on this weekend
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/events/563-apac-premier for schedule and stream times

English stream is at twitch/bananaculture

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749277515

>Latest Patch Notes (PTR)
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20294485

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>The whatever% Club
http://amomentincrime.com/

old >>156916231
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hana song
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First waifu post gets their hero deleted from the game
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Holy fuck, how many threads did you faggots go through in one night? What happened?
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Hana Song and Angela Ziegler!
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>>156938000
Stop it you dyke necromancer bitch
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>that one guy who picks a 3rd or 4th dps and tells the other dps players to swap off
>when they lose, they blame other people
who do you think you're fooling?
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>>156937927
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>156937995
Halloween comic leak and alleged Sombra leak
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Why the fuck does Sombra look so much like Symmetra? Same weird chin and cheeks, eyes that don't look on the same plane, and the fucking mole too.

I don't even hate the lazy outfit and edgy haircut, just the failure to make a new design is triggering me to hell and back.
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>>156937995
Sombra happened
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>>156938052
at least 90% of DPS players below master are pretty bad and should swap off
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>>156937995
the death of sombra hype happened
fuck that cunt
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>>156937927
Fuck that APAC garbage

Drop that update yet RRREE
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>It's a "Rein never shields the team and always charges in immediately" episode
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Sombra
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>that terrible McCree who's always coming back from spawn whose only skill is shooting your giant immobilized hitbox while it comes in from reapersitioning flanks

uuuuugh
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>>156938170
>ded before he finishes the charge
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So much pointless shitposting about a fucking haircut, not to mention the couple of racist idiots who lurk here. It was the same when they announced Zarya, now no one gives a fuck

If eveyone got to play her the on tuesday like it was intended, it would have saved us from this stupid drama.
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>>156938170
>the last 2 minutes of the game is just everyone screaming REIN STOP NO WHY REIN and Rein saying he didn't want to play tank anyway
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>>156938170
>"we need a Reinhardt, I got this"
>allergic to right mouse button
>can only press shift

literally 50% of all Reinhardts are like this
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>>156937406
I still want to see the reactions
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>>156937976
Hanna "Stinky Chinky" Song
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Cutest and best pairing
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>leaks
>possible leaks
>all of it making me want to play
>remember that there hasn't actually been an update yet
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>>156938091
She looks nothing like my beautiful curry waifu, you troglodyte! Sombra looks like she's eaten a lemon and all her facial features shrunk into the middle of the face. Absolutely disgusting
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>>156938321
>he wants to play that piece of shit char
She looks more like a cheap cuban whore than an uncatchable mysterious hacker desu
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>>156938372
I could give a fuck about her

I WANT HALLOWEEN SHIT ALREADY YOU FAG
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Guys if Numbani is supposed to be in Africa why is there a giant European forest next to it?

>>156938297
I'm glad my meme caught on and can't be stopped now.

>tags dilf female:smell female:hairy
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>>156938197
>people already making fanart of a shitty battleborn fake leak
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>>156938445
>Guys if Numbani is supposed to be in Africa why is there a giant European forest next to it?
Africa was nuked and recolonized by whites. Read the comics.
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>>156938197
didn't you fags learn the first time to not make fanart before they officially release the character?
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>>156938197
Should have just copied a superior brown waifu with stupid haircut
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Do you think Blizzard knew Reaper was going to be their best character? Was it intentional, or is he just a massive fluke of likability.
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>>156938475
>>156938514
That was made before the leak.
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>>156938543
Of course they knew
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>>156938635
and then what happens if this leak was fake and neither design is real?
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>>156938543
>white
>skinny calves
delete this
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>>156938543
a fluke. The way they've been shilling trashit it's obvious they expected her to become the most popular character
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>>156938308
Hi anon! I know we don't really see eye to eye on Junkrat, but I found some art for you while I was looking to expand my collection! I hope it makes you happy!
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>>156938543
They definitely knew what they were doing.

It's actually a fairly common trope, make a character so deadly serious that it becomes comedic.
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>>156938698
theres no evidence of that, its the canon version of sombra why else would i do a watercolour?
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THERE IS NO COUNTER TO A GENJI PLAYER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE 20-TICK LIMITATIONS

THERE IS NO COUNTER TO A GENJI PLAYER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE 20-TICK LIMITATIONS

THERE IS NO COUNTER TO A GENJI PLAYER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE 20-TICK LIMITATIONS
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>>156938698

NO ES FAKE
ES HADA
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>things that could have been
>things that never will be
Should have known Blizzard would find a way to fuck up
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>>156938826
>20-TICK
How long have you been gone for? Can you make it longer?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncz1zQaGCRk
Why is this a thing
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>>156938197
The hair/head here looks better than the actual model in the "leak"
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>>156938727
Reyes is somewhat light skinned

>>156938826
Winston
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>>156938225
This isn't really a fair picture since Rein's shield gets taken out in about 2 seconds of continuous fire from turret Bastion, so unless someone on your team knows what the fuck they're doing and can take him out within those two seconds you have your shield up in front of them, the shield means shit.
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I want breed Symmetra and FUCK her regal legs!!!
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>>156938897
That nose tho
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>>156938785
Thanks
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>>156938934
Several characters can poke bastion to death if he's set up defensively

There's a reason why Bastion is really only picked on attack in professional games
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hehe
hehehe
hehehehe

come at me
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>>156938698
What difference does it make, idiots have been drawing Sombra based off of a ASCII code skull for months now.
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>>156938543
I think they made all the characters in a way that they had cetain "hooks" to bait the internet fan communities, then they just rolled with the results, backing the popular and acceptable memes they saw emerge.

Thus we get gremlin D.va, Dad: 76 and Disney villain Reaper, who is apparently great at costume making.
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>>156938936
M-maybe I can be your Symettra tonight?
Fuck my regal legs! pic related
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>>156938831
it's your own fault for believing that she was going to be some kind of female reaper, they would never do that
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Which gamemode will make me level up the fastest
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Hana Song has seduced Angela Ziegler from Fareeha Amari. Poor Fareeha doesn't know where her girlfriend goes everyday.
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>>156939103
You never know anon, her legendary skins could give her the skull mask.
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Reminder that Mariachi Reaper's shotguns are wearing boots.
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>>156939127
whichever one you will do the least shit in
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Mei is _____.
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Amélie Lacroix
I, for one, can't wait for that new qt Talon hacker and interactions with other Talon agents.
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>>156938197
Ahem
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>>156939169
fat
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>>156939169
garbage
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>>156939027
exactly this
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>>156939169
Tumblr's go-to selfinsert to prey on Junkrat.
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>>156939169
Skinny

sadly
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>>156939169
smelly
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>>156939169
fat garbage
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>>156939169
B A E
A
E
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>>156939230
Doesn't look Mexican at all
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>pro player is having a meltdown on stream because his teammate wouldn't swap off mei while he plays hanzo all game every game
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>>156939230
If that girl really is Sombra my dick would be really happy
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symmetra/junkrat where
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>>156939320
i want to see this, link please
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>Playing the arcade mode last week
>Decide to go Bastion because the mode has turned the game into "who has the stupidest abilities that can be spammed now" and his huge DPS is capable of dealing with the double HP while in contrast he has plenty of time to get away from peeking widows or hanzos etc
>1200 hp roadhog gets in my face, doesn't hook for whatever reason, and tries taking a huffy
>Oh my fat friend, you have made a grave miscalculation
>Aim at his giant immobile face and burn the entirety of his health in 1.2 seconds

I was even able to put a damper on mei bullshit strats, which was nice.
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>>156939320
was it surefore
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>>156939305
>she's mexican so she has to look like an indios
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Do people actually think that every hero doesn't have a counter?
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>>156939350
it's mendokusaii from c9
he's getting super defensive and mad because someone who's not a pro player made a non-meta pick
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>>156939338
right after hanzo x mercy

older brother NTR worst NTR
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Tfw no more young Ana skins will ever come out.
Why live?
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>reddit hasn't stopped screaming "JUST RELEASE *next content pack* ALREADY" since the game launched
>wanted Blizzard to release Sombra months before planned because "their hype was dying down"
>now wanting Blizzard to release her and the Halloween event just because they leaked early

Hoooly shit, how old are these people? Do they all have ADHD? Do they understand literally nothing about how the world works?
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>>156939169
THICC! MEI IS THICC
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>>156937927
yfw
>Halloween taunts
>Halloween victory poses
>no credits
>final destination
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>>156939423
What's McCree counter?
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>>156939423
Zarya doesn't have a counter
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McCree is sexy
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>>156939421
>white Mexicans with with white hair
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>>156939372
>playing arcade mode
>not playing Ana
>not luring someone away from their team and keeping them asleep the entire match
U r doin it wrong
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Attack on Anubis is meant to be cancer isnt it?

All future maps will be cancer wont they?
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>>156939530
Van Helsing skin when
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>>156939169
FOR BREEDING
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>>156939230
I thought that girl was Liao
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>top OW streamer right now doesn't talk to his team on mic, is only low diamond, wont play tank to fill, and instantly mutes someone because they said they were gay

People watch this shit?
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>>156939465
Children will always feel entitled to everything.
It's like when you see your Christmas present early so you beg your mom to give it to you early.
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>>156939547
but there are?
not every mexican looks like a smelly desertdweller
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>Sombra supposedly rumored to sabotage health packs for the enemy team

If her mere presence doesn't disable health packs in general for the enemy team, she's going to be Symmetra tier. Actually that would be kinda neat, force everyone to pick a healer or deal with the consequences.
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>>156939338
Right here!
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>>156939431
>mfw he starts writing a report
this kid is hilarious. thanks anon
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>>156939423
Some have counters that aren't heroes so they overlook them

Roadhog, for example, can duel almost anybody in the game but crumples like a wet sack when he has to fight two people at the same time
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>>156939350
twitch tv/mendokusaii
weeb anime nerd with a cracking voice has been raging about one mei picker for the last 2 games straight while he plays widow and hanzo
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>>156939692
if a guy did this to me irl i would probs think hes gay just sayin
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>you will never impregnate young Ana
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>>156939278
tumblr leans towards selfinsert Mei to prey on Zarya
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>>156939652
>not every mexican looks like a smelly desertdweller
Maybe if your rich white parents went to their resort in Mexico and your mother's water broke there.
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>>156939636
this JP guy might be one of the worst players I've ever seen

one of you kids explain why people pay to watch him
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>the leaked image is just Sombra's legendary Punk skin

If only.
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>>156939530
i want to fuck him
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>>156939785
Why is her head bigger than her torso?
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>>156939692
Australian men make Symmetra moist.
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>>156939372
If he does all headshots(unlikely) Bastion does like 1080 dps, which is absurd

The game will be a lot of fun when Bastion gets a good buff to make him viable at diamond level
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>>156939842
That's like saying all the americans are niggers desu
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>>156939854
he got in the first wave and hangs around that 1g guy who sucks but used to be a pro CSGO player
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Mexicans aren't that different from other sand niggers. They are just catholic instead of allahu ackbar
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>>156938225
good edit
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>>156939636
>boring as fuck voice
>boring as fuck commentary
>endless whining
>terrible player

No wonder he put it in sub only mode, he would get fucking memed on otherwise
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>>156939854
He was an okay streamer in SC2 when it was first released, bad but he knew he was bad. I haven't watched him since then and assume he's still bad but now it's everyone elses fault he's bad.
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How will Alejandra deal with the fact that her hero, Soldier 76, is an enemy of Talon?
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>>156939856
don't worry, it's fake
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>>156939898
White people only exist to worship black cock.
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>>156939652
Sure but the majority doesn't look like that. There's white people in all latin america countries. If for example we got a bolivian or a Congolombian hero, would you really feel it right to have a white person represent them. The only latin country is would feel right in would be argentina
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>>156939563
I saw this happen with a tracer and I just kinda set up next to her so that her team wouldn't be able to see what was going on
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So, do you guys think Reyes designed Widow's clothes? Is he the man we need to thank?
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>>156939927
I can't stop watching because I'm so fascinated by his thought process

>my team is so bad they're not doing anything
>solo ults a zarya with 15% health as reinhardt then gets beat to death by the enemy rein
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>>156939993
alejandra doesn't have a mole
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>>156939892
Imagine if Bastion and Soldier 76 traded ults
Bastion getting autoaim while soldier gets infinite helix rockets
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>>156940016
>a man who lived in sweat pants, a hoodie and a beanie
>knows about women's fashion
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>>156939856
That would actually fix everything's wrong with that character design (except her face)
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>>156939965
>catholics
Fucking disgusting.
Why do they seriously believe the virgin Mary had superpowers and that their 9 children should be kept ignorant about anything that's not Catholic?
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>Sombra releasing Tuesday at the earliest
>that leaves the slate clean for new reveals at Blizzcon

Suddenly hype
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WHO /SOMBRA/ HERE
YOU FUCKS NEED TASTE WE FINALLY GOT A FUCKING CYBER PUNK HERO
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>>156937995
Comic came out and revealed costumes

Then someone faked Sombra YET AGAIN and a FUCKTON of gullible idiots fell for it yet again

We still haven't seen Sombra, end of story.
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>>156938156
The death of sombra hype was a fucking month ago when the upload timer started
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>>156940074
76s ult would be kind of shitty considering the fire rate on the helix rockets unless it increases that too.
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HE JUST ICE WALLED TO ALLOW THE ENEMY TEAM TO GET TO THE PAYLOAD FOR FREE THEN DIED
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>>156939723
This all over.
I laugh when I see shitters complain about him. Just about any pair of heroes in the game can kill him, even if they're low damage
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>>156940170
>remarks that his team mate has no HP
>gets a harmony orb put on him
>takes the HP pack at 198 health anyway
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>>156940038
>>156939993
is odesn't even fit in with the actual storyline
holy shit, I thought Rapple-shippers were desperate

I wonder if she has one of those tacky glow-in-the-light tattoos
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>>156940150
See
>>156940140


Explain this.
Keep in mind that Blizzard has made no comment on it but its still in the blizzard website netcode.
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>>156940140
How would her Uzi work? Would she one hand wield it with something else in her hand? Like my cock
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>>156940018
most of the top streamers are god awful but have the mentality of the 13 year old genji main in your pubs so the audience can relate to them.

apparently blizzard took a look around and thought "we want the underage LoL audience"
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is there a more whiny bitch streamer than poke? Would you say hes the Low Tier God of OW?

Why are all Genji players such whiny nasally sounding faggots?
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>>156940140
It's fake and you're an imbecile.
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>>156939723
Not even 1v1, reaper can bust him to shreds in a couple shots if he gets lucky and then there's shit like mcree that can just meme him up.

Roadhog relying on how kind the server feels towards his hooks today is just fucking stupid.
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>>156940156
https://youtu.be/1u7ZIASuO0E?t=2m12s Seems fine to me
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>>156940015
They always always get salty and spend the rest of the match hunting you. And that's great because you just capture them again. Lure them well away from the main fight and keep them drugged up in your creepy sex dungeon
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>>156940253
>glow-in-the-light
We have those?
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>>156940242
now he's complaining that D.Va is OP
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>>156939431
>cringey mid-puberty voice
>constantly PA salting at his team in voice
>linkin park playing ON STREAM

>c9
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>>156940140
I'd be willing to bet this is a ruse to throw people off the trail and make us stop looking for things so that the actual Sombra isn't leaked.
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>>156940256
I already explained
See >>156940150
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>>156939994
[citation needed]
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>>156940339
He looks like Abe from Clone High
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>>156938826
>20-tick

outdated meme
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>>156939059
Hehehehe

I don't touch the fat bitch.
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>>156940367
it came from a fucking private blizzard website
if it's fake, it's the most in-depth fake i've ever seen
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>>156940370
>He doesn't have good eyesight/intelligence

We've had several people that work in art and have all said the style didn't match, same people that shat on this previous leak too and said it didn't match the artstyle and was clearly 2D
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>i would love a heal

- top twitch streamer, playing Mei, on Watchpoint Gebralter after getting raped by D.Va
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>>156940332
I meant 'glow in the dark-tattoos'
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>people think this Sombra is a fake
People thought Fairy types in Pokemon X/Y were fake too
And look what happened there
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>>156940337
>getting ruined by D.Va
>switches to PHARAH against D.Va/McCree
>team getting eaten alive by tracer
>don't switch to winston
>everything about his play
Ugh
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>estimated time 0:33
>elapsed 2:00
>on a sunday

ded game
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>>156940463
>HURR MUH TOP SECRET ESPIONAGE
>HE BELIEVES EVERYTHING HE'S TOLD ABOUT 1337 HACKING
>1337 HACKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE SCREEN SHOTS SO THEY USE THEIR PHONES

How many times have you fallen for this shit? You really need to rethink your life.
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>>156940275
>exact same OW style
>high quality model, all the attempted leaks were clearly fake
>hair has the same shine and textures that other hair in the game uses, pic related
>trench coat fits the quien es sombra image perfectly
>blizzard deleting any posts containing it on their forums
>image came straight from a blizzard private place, to the point where leddit moderators had to delete threads using that to avoid problems
>also fits the halloween event and comic leaked less than a day before
>which gives less than a day for someone to set this up

I swear this is some next level denial
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>>156940492
>perfectly safe in side room
>jumps into zarya clusterfuck
>HEALS HELLO???
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>>156939780
Well, yeah, if a guy kisses another guy it's pretty commonly accepted that at least one of them is gay. Unless you're a grill, in which case, why? I think it's kind of sweet.
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>>156940476
That was obviously fake, no enemy glow, no name, no healthbar, and yeah, that's 2d

Although, yeah, you could argue someone shooped a Stillborn character over the numbani backdrop.
I'm honestly just trying to start shit, i'm very bored tonight.
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>>156940559
Wouldn't have to be a hacker if it was a Blizzard employee, and let's face it, Blizzard staff are absolutely dumb enough not to take a screenshot. Or maybe it wasn't their computer and they took a picture of something someone else left open?
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>>156940476
OMG ITS SOMBRA EVERYBODY LOOK OMFG I FOUND HER SHES RIGHT THERE TELL EVEYONE ITS A BLIZZARD LEAK IM GETTING ON REDDIT NOW TO TELL THEM HURRY UP EVERYBODY SPREAD IT AST FAST AS YOU CAN WE FOUND HER
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>>156940559
you can go to the fucking website you retard, it's not fake, it's hosted by microsoft
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>reinhardt ulting an ulting genji
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>>156940559
>implying it wasn't just a employee who sent a quick pic to a friend and it got leaked
I doubt leet hackerz broke into Bliz's shit
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>>156940592
>some guy says his mei is bad
>starts laughing at him
>types "always someone else's fault :)"
>goes back to blaming literally everyone but himself

Maybe his team wouldn't be "abysmal" if he used voice chat instead of jerking himself off.

People give this fuck money holy shit, at least those girl streamers have tits
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>>156940559
you can literally go the image right now
not only that, any people posting threads using that image got their threads deleted on reddit
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>>156939338
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So boys, there's a guy in Masters named "Brand9n" who has an aimbot/triggerbot. It's especially noticeable when he plays Tracer. Be sure to watch your killcams and report accordingly
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Does tracer beat reaper?
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>>156940574
>also fits the halloween event and comic leaked less than a day before
Not them, but how so? If it's the text, couldn't they have just added the text to the image and taken that picture?
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>>156938197
>wanted qt teen Latina hacker
>see this
>read she was around when the Omnic Crisis hit
>she's probably older than Lucio

Bull roar.
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>>156940650
Holy shit you are some next level stupid.
>>156940626
>>156940574
>>156940463
>>156940256
I'm gonna go chuckle myself into a good night's rest while savoring how intellectually superior I am to you idiots that think it's real.

29
Own my own home
Nearly 100k in the bank
Enjoy your inferior intellect
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>>156940696
the link is also getting taken down from the forums
if this was fake they wouldn't give a shit and the community would police itself into forgetting about it, but because this presents a legal problem for blizzard they have to respond to it by censoring it as much as they can
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>>156940559
Not him, but what do you think is easier, making a screenshot on a blizzard pc and uploading said screenshot which leaves traces, or making a quick picture on said image, store on private phone and upload when accessed to your private network? Note that my stance on said image's legitimacy is irrelevant.
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>>156940667
>One day where POTG shat the bed and picked me just going earth shatter on an ulting genji
>Everyone watch me proceeding going to town on him like chinatown
>Get almost legendary
>Genji rage in all chat
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>>156940463
>it came from a fucking private blizzard website
Allegedly. We have a website and we have a camshot of a page, but no way to prove that that page is actually behind the login of the website.
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>>156940741
Kind of, she can harass and force him to wraith away but if she chases him then she could easily die.
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>>156940741
She can beat Reaper off
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>>156937976
I have a might need for the characters in suits, especially the ladies
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>>156940339
the funniest part is he insults people for having low ranks or not caring about ranked because "It's my livelihood"
but in the last 2 weeks, I've made triple his total tournament winnings from being a "pro"
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>>156940767
i'm 24 and i've been a homeowner for 5 years, my house is worth $450k in socal
you ain't shit, bro
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>>156940741
Oh fuck
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>>156940275
How delusional do you have to be to think that, honestly
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>>156940256
>Sombra was """leaked""" from a official Blizzard's employees page
>The russians that leaked the imaged didn't bother to take a screenshot FROM A FUCKING WEB PAGE. Instead, they took a phone picture
>User who posted said image on reddit just deleted his account
>Sombra is a stealthy hero, so why is she using a fucking UZI?
Etc, etc
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>>156940816
Fuck the ladies. Post bros in suits instead
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>>156940767
Sure anon, I believe you completely. Yes siree
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>>156940741
>anyone but jack morrison sucking reaper's dick
okay
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>can't 1v1 an ana as mei
>cries about his team
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Why is everyone shitting on sombra? It's literally what anyone with sense should've expected, a cyberpunkish character
shes brown, no shit shes mexican
she has that hair, no shit she's a cyberpunk hacker, they're paying homage to 80's cyberpunk illustrations, it even has implants and powergloves
She's purplish and blue colored, again with 80's/90's mix of cyberpunk and aesthethic

She's a great mix of shit and I'm 100% sure everyone's gonna be stroking her shaft once we hear her voice and see her in action.

The only way you could be disappointing is if you were retarded enough to believe blizz would make 2 almost identical heroes, with sombra just flat out taking reaper icons, that's not how you make a fucking character.
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>>156940951
>that roadhog
when did battou get so fat
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>>156939726
>can this streamer actually play every hero?
>thats insane
What the fuck?
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>>156941006
I need Talon Tracer badly.
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>>156940867
This, also

>offense - 6 heroes
>defense - 6 heroes
>tank - 5 heroes
>support - 5, most recent hero was support

It's obvious sombra is set up for the tank role and will be a tank hero. They've said before they don't want to do a stealthy invisible offense type before, and half the current roster of offense are flankers.
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is this jp guy normally this shit? he's dead weight
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>>156940951
>Genji
Hol up, when did Johnathan get here?
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>>156941061
yeah, most Overwatch streamers are garbage and bribe pro players and other people to carry them
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>>156941006
>he used his ult to get the ana
>still couldn't do it
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>>156941061
he belongs in like 2500

I imagine he gets one of his friends to help boost him every time he falls out of diamond
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>>156940867
>Sombra is a stealthy hero, so why is she using a fucking UZI?
Was it ever mentioned her gameplay would revolve around stealth?
Also, I assume she needs SOME sort of weapon to defend herself.
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>thinking her tiny frame could be a tank
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>>156941058
>They've said before they don't want to do a stealthy invisible offense type before
they didn't, they just said they couldn't make genji stealth be fun

They also said they wouldn't add more cc then came ana
They said they wouldn't do anything about hero stacking and they changed comp a week later.
This is blizz, you're giving their word way way too much credit
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>>156941006
>his lucio ults
>cuts off his team from the enemy trying to trap them
>DOESN'T DROP THE WALL AFTER FAILING
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>>156941061
I never watched him before today, but I have a feeling that that top 500 icon is from getting carried by his designated 4 stack
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>>156940951
>making roadhog ugly
>that winston
>reaper being black
>mccree not being white for some reason
>genji looking like some sailor moon character
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>>156940741
God damn it you fuck I thought it was normal animation and now my boss wants me in his office

fuck you
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>>156941145
It was clearly his team's fault for not knowing he was going to wall

Why can't they be psychic and know everything he's doing even though he refuses to use voice chat
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>>156941145
The telltale sign of a shit mei is whether or not they even realize they can drop their wall
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>>156940951
>Bastion
>Male
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>>156940951
Honestly thought McCree was Hanzo until I saw the prosthesis.
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>>156941006
>>156941145
>ripping shit with streetpig, hooking people left and right
>catch 2 poor bastards on a closed off room, go whole hog
>mei blocks me with wall to "protect" me when the dudes were reloading and I was ulting with full health
>doesn't even drops the wall, just leaves it there
>check profile
>50 hours on mei
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>>156941227
>bastion(male)
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>>156940951
Bros in suits are always welcome
Hot damn that Bastion in suspenders and a bowtie though
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tactics to make people pick healers on qp

>pick ana
>play like shit, heal ocasionally
>somone will get fed up and switch to ana to show you how to play her
>switch to zen and play normaly

if you have at least one tank its like 80% win
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>>156941016
>she`s brown
>she looks plucky
>she'll probably have some sass
dear god, she'll be voiced by cree summer won't she?
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yes your team is losing because you're a fucking terrible mei that can't 1v1 an ana. what a selfish cunt
>>
Can roadhog be removed yet with his 20 tickrate hook?
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>>156940741
>POSTING DICKS ON BLUE BOARD
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>>156941164
reaper is super brown and mccree is sunburnt. genju is literally anime when he's not cyborg. you're a retard.
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>>156941303
I'm hoping she's a smug cunt
I need my spy flashbacks
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>>156941254
>literally i have gold elims tho
>all he's doing is running into the enemy over and over holding down lmb so he does a tiny bit of damage

Sometimes I really wish they would do separate medals for killing blows and assists
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>>156940867
>Sombra is a stealthy hero, so why is she using a fucking UZI?
Because it's small and easy to conceal and the moment you need to use a gun stealth has already failed so fuck it blast away?

I don't really care about her, but that's a shit argument. Everyone aside from Zen makes noise with almost every action anyways, so what kind of weapon she has doesn't matter. Fucking Ana's dart gun sounds loud.
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>>156941132
It's speculation from ingame voice lines, but it's very plausible they are referring Sombra (her name, these were datamined around the same time the ARG started, etc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqEkX_ifWag
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How you cancel a wall as Mei? I've never done such a thing in all of my time playing as her
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>>156940867
Not the guy you're responding to but we never got confirmation that she was a stealth character, that was mostly assumed I think. She could just be a hacker-themed chick with an uzi and some hacker gimmicks and that's it, no stealth.

Yeah there's those datamined voice lines but those could be referring to something else. Like an invisible enemy in the Halloween mode.
>>
post cheaters
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>>156941308
>he elevated his team with a wall during a zarya ult
>still won't switch
i can't believe this
>>
Why does he use the scope on Ana? Has he not played with that delicious delicious shock rifle back in Unreal Tournament days?
Why is he so boring and whiney.
Why can't he hit shit?
>>
> tfw wanted to get fucked up and play OW tonight
> tfw just prestiged and don't want to waste lootboxes before Halloween

What do
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How the fuck did Lucio; a popular, fun-loving, party DJ, manage to have his legs mangled enough that he'd have to get the prosthetics he's got now?
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>>156941352
Press E again
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Post Jesse!
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>>156940951
>winstons face
What have you done
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>>156939230
This wouldn't make sense since all other characters on the cover are the young versions
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>>156941332
>reaper is super brown
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>>156941352
just in case you're not memeing, press e. you can also press e before building it to rotate it
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>>156941419
I never thought to do that, I always assumed it wouldn't work
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>>156940867
Pic related

guess what, she also goes invisible

Just because you're invisible doesn't means you can't be a fast fuck, I'm guessing she's gonna be like a stealthy tracer that throws mines and can do some weird shit
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>>156941410
they aren't prosthetics, he's just wearing the hip new age robo-pants that's all the rage
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>freeze lucio
>literally standing still
>miss headshot anyway
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>>156941423
>>
Why do i keep getting put with lv 10-15 newniggers? im 96 i shouldnt be dealing with returning or newfags who know an update is coming so they boot up again

let them have their own little cancer lobby
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>>156941423
With pleasure!
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>>156941132
Ton of voice lines found in recent patches referring to hidden enemies "I can't see you but I know you're there" "someone's lurking round here" sort of thing.
Also recently added are lines about not feeling well, feeling weakened etc. She's gonna be some kind of poison stealth character guaranteed.
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>>156941535
>Buff McCree's butt!
>Nerf Genji's!
>it's too strong
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>>156941407
PTR
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>>156941381
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>>156941550
the "not feeling well" was for ana dart

They also added the charged lines but they weren't used until the recent patch where they now call it out, don't mix up shit
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It's incredible how fucking delusional you niggers are about that Sombra leak

>Model quality is top shit, no way some nigger with "free time" made it
>style fits OW
>its linked to blizzard's employee network

and on top of that, you all hate the design. It's gonna be a second Zarya, you people are the most autistic and tasteless shit i have ever seen
>>
>diamond
>can't even track a tracer
their mccree is about to pop a blood vessel
>>
>>156941515
you have the same quickplay elo as a new player
either that or it dumps you in with them hoping you'll either teach them how to play or wreck them hard enough they understand how bad they are
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>>156941560
Overwatch's butt game is too strong
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>spends the whole game doing splash damage by playing shitty junkrat pharah
>doood that ana has ult so much
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>>156941450
>shotguns located all around her room
>finish her fight in 2 minutes
I'm gonna bet my credits that she's going to be hard countered by reaper
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Why is she so great?
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>>156941371
>an invinsible enemy in the Halloween mode
Doubt. They didn't have any unique lines for Lucio-ball. You pay your VA for something worthwhile, like items in loot boxes that cost money to buy, not for a free 3 week game mode that will never be used again.
>>
>tfw you group with your friends for ranked even though we always lose
>tfw you regularly sacrifice rating and have to climb through grueling solo queue just to keep good company once in a while

the worst part is they're not even bad but they never talk on mic so we get stomped by other big stacks
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>>156941623
>you all hate the design
speak for yourself she's even better than what I expected

Literal cyberpunk hacker character, thank you jesus
>>
>can't hit shit as ana
>goes widowmaker and can't get a single kill
>goes mccree and still can't get a kill before eating dirt
"Trying out for C9"
I can't breathe
>>
This JP guy sounds like a fatass.
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>>156941396
>Insists on playing Pharah agains't a team with McCree, Roadhog and Ana
>Doesn't even get bronze damage dealt
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>people boasting about kills
>in a game of 20 tickrate

delusional owgfags
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>>156941713
>still playing pharah even with a mccree around
>trying to rocket snipe tracer from a hallway
>"well that sucks"
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>>156941713
>at the end with no one on the point
>jetpacks away and fucks off rather than concing onto it

>pushing in through the right
>immediately gives position away by spamming at a distant tracer

>constantly whining because he doesn't have a pocket mercy
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>>156941725
She's like a boy
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>>156941561
> tfw console
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>>156941713
>gets hooked and burst down
>muh heals??

JUST

ONE

HEAL
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>>156940951
Why is McCree a nigger?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>156941798
t. Stevie Wonder
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>>156941778
it's 60 tickrate now anon
if you're gonna meme, meme right
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>>156941778
there isnt 20 tickrate anymore though. Your memes are outdated

back to tf2 general with your dead game
>>
>32:16 kd
>charges in like a retard as rein
>"i wish i could just get one heal"
>charges in again like a retard
>"would suck dick for a heal"
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>>156941735
i fucking loved the design

cant wait to play her
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>>156941830
>charges into entire enemy team
>uh? hollow?> team?
>keeps saying he'll suck a dick for a heal like that's not something he'd do for free
>>
>>156940816
>Junkrat is tall as fuark
>Still looks like a manlet because he's always hunched
>>
Why is everyone commentating on an obviously shit streamer?
>>
>>156941845
>>156941851
>people still get dragged through objects with roadhog's hook
>I-ITS 60 TICK NOW G-GUYS DURRR

D E L U S I O N A L
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>>156941763
Asians can't get fat.
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>>156941921
you're trying too hard
>>
>losing to torb
HAHAHAHA
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>>156941921
Swing and a miss
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>>156941613
>the "not feeling well" was for ana dart
No, it wasn't. 1) Ana's sleep dart sends them to sleep immediately, they can't talk. 2) it is literally never used in game. Why would you have to data mine voice lines for an existing hero that regards their existing abilities? If you're talking about her Ult, lines about feeling empowered are already live, they don't say anything about feeling weak afterwards.

Guaranteed, Sombra has some kind of debuff that's significant enough the target has to announce that they're weakened.
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>>156941798
>like a boy
>like

Tracer is a boy (female).
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>>156941917
It's like DSP

Incredibly fun and easy to make fun of how delusional he is
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>>156941450
>sombra is literally a deus ex box

Holy fuck this makes her even better.
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>>156941436
But that's exactly why it would make sense. This picture would be from the same time Reaper left OW, so it should be around 20 years from the actual game. That would make Sombra, if we asume she was a teenager in pic related, 33-36 years old
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>>156941962
youre trying to hard to defend your clusterfuck memegame fuckboy
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>so bad people think you're trolling
i guess that's what happen when you pay for a t500 icon
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>>156941979
At least DSP was good at Street Fighter at one point in his life
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>>156941917
which one?
we have jp and mendo
both are shit, and both are going full autism tantrum about other people in their games
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>>156941834
It's called being tanned or sunburnt. People who work outside (like, say, cowboys) tend to get it. You might wanna crawl out of your basement once in a while and you'll get it too
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>>156942078
mendo is autismal but semi-ok

jp is silver tier bad
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If sombra doesn't have a maniacal laugh and if she's not a smug cunt at all times I'm uninstalling
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>>156941915
The fucker is over a foot taller than my height, I hate it and love it at the same time
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>>156941058
>half the current roster of offense are flankers.
Genji, Tracer and...?
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>grey
>grey
>blue
>grey
>past 25 levels

I paid 60 bucks for a game just to deal with RNG shit because they shoved a f2p element into it

Fuck Blizzard, royally.
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>guy gives good advice on mic
>make fun of him for being right
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>>156942132
On the flipside, one in the next 15 crates is guaranteed a legendary
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>>156942132
>he actually bought the good goy version
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>>156942089
Cowboys wear a hat to protect them from sun.
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>>156940339
He looks like a caricature drawing of himself.
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>>156942124
Reaper

Although he is just as good if not better as a frontliner
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>getting 1v1d by tracer on koth in the most open area in the game
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>>156942176
hat can only protect you that much. But you would actually know that if you ever went outside
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>>156942240
protects your brain, which is what controls the flow of blood
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>>156942132
Actually, it's blizzard that royally fucked you
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Someone please play with me!
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>>156942089
compare this to that nigger fanart
it looks nothing like him
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>>156942150
Which can also be a duplicate
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>"sir, can you kindly go jump off a fucking bridge. sir."
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>making fun of the guy who said dps needs to swap when you were the person who said that
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>Comp
>Someone pick Hanzo
>McDonald on our team literally go ballistic
>Hanzo is actually decent and do his fucking job
>McNugget is playing "ironically" bad to spite the Hanzo
>Game go to shit

I understand people being cautious when someone pick hanzo but stop being a fucking child, fucking hell.
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Just imagine if Sombra's ult cancelled friendly audio cues

Silent death blossom
Silent Molten Core
Silent Rip Tire
Silent D.Va nuke
Silent Tactical Visor
No footsteps
No gunshots, even

Silent night, silent death
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>>156941339
>>156941371
>>156941450
Alright, then explain pic related. You guys said it was leaked from an official Blizzard internal site, then why does pic related looks like a patch note you'd post on your forum for your user to read? If this was truly shared between Blizzard's employees, then they would knew who Sombra is and how she looks before hand (and the leaked game mode).
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>>156942240
Have you seen how large they are?
They completely protect your head and face from the sun from 8am to 8pm, which is basically when the sun is actually dangerous
Neither the dawn sun nor the dusk sun are dangerous, it's annoying because it gets in your eyes but that's it
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>tfw too intelligent for Overwatch
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>>156942328
Considering those were more than likely his first 25 crates, they are likely to not be
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>>156942219
>mocking his team for wanting to have a proper teamcomp and better picks
>mocking his team OFF MIC
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>>156942213
>Reaper
>frontliner
Nah son. Just nah. He's hit and run, same as Tracer, it's why he has his dumb wraith form.

Also arguably Pharah has to attack from the back line when possible. If the enemy can aim, 200 health doesn't last. And her dumb fucking Ult where she stays perfectly still and announces she's attacking. Needs the element of surprise to be effective, hovering over the enemy etc.
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>>156942365
because it's a WIP blogpost, dumbfuck
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>>156941834
This is McCree's official ref kit. He's noticeably more tan than other white character. He's a cowboy that lives on the go, that gets you tan over time, hat or not.
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>>156941915
Have you seen that pic of all the male wow races side by side? Blizzard loves hunchlets
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https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE

Is it bad that im actually turned on by this? (with the included noise)
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>>156942240
>But you would actually know that if you ever went outside
You got me there. But I also live in a meme country where sunlight is rare, and the only people with skin pigment are immigrants.
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>>156942383
>complaining about your team off mic while you get raped by tracer
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>kited across the entire map by tracer
>dies to her
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>>156942424
Moi vittu :DDDD
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>i don't know what happened

You charged into the wall you stupid blind fuck
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>>156942365
No one except Blizzard would spend the time and money needed to create a model with that quality, also, that quality comes with a production price that someone who does this kind of shit could probably not afford.

Wheres does this denial come from? You dont like her design? Or is it because she's Mexican?
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how do i offense symmetra
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>>156942116
Sombra needs to be at least this smug to be Talon approved.
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>>156942489
>drops his shield at 30HP
>in front of the entire enemy team
>>>>>
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>>156942383
>>156942219
can i have the link to whatever stream you lads are watching. I wanna see some loser be shit
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>>156942352
Just waiting for the day when someone gets tilted because I picked Soldier.
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>>156942505
You don't, JP
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>>156942536
twitch tv/mendokusaii
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>>156942490
You fuckers will actually believe in ANYTHING, holy shiy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaoB7lnOiXM
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>>156942536
itmeJP on twitch

He's on Zarya at the moment. His poor team. His Hanzo is fucking killing everyone though
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>>156942489
>>156942531
>goes in throwing random hammer swings at people not in range
>on a chokepoint being spammed by a shitton of crap
>"their damage output is insane i'm already at 60 hp
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>>156941870
It's a really easy formula.
Is their Rein charging you or boosted? Charge first (far for boosted)
Is the whole team grouped close and/or behind rein? Charge close if they're not focusing you.
Overtime? Charge.
That's it. Pretty much the only times to charge.
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>>156942536
itmejp

somehow this guy is popular despite being bad at game, having a shit personality, shit voice and needing to be coddled so much he has sub chat on
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>>156942374
>tfw not intelligent enough to not play vidya
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>>156942591
what are the chances some autistic fuck with amazing art skills took the time to put something like this together? that smash thing was the first time anything of that caliber was made strictly to fuck with people
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Nope
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>>156942591
I know you're too new to remember but that was actually exactly how naxxramas leaked on hs.
So that image is a complete mockery of itself
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>>156942413
Does this guy ever wash?
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>being so bad you need to get carried by hanzo on koth
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yeah boyz i cant wait to play as Laura
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>>156942619
he's popular because he has spent the last 3 years sucking twitch A-lister cock. He crawls inside of the ass of any ^5k streamer who bends over.
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>>156942121
>tfw 5'3''
>tfw Junkrat will never lift me off the floor
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>>156942642
but this "leak" is battleborn quality, which means quick amateur shit
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>>156942691
Exact same way
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>>156942731
so is reaper but he's legit so how can you say that with confidence?
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>>156942716
Well I fucking love Laura so why not
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>>156942642
I don't know, anon. You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDXmcDsNCw
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>starts winning once he actually does switch and follow the meta more than not at all like he's been bitching about people saying for hours
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>>156942791
but he actually looks good
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>>156942716
Sombra x Lucio confirmed canon?
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Sorry guys, I can't do this any more

The hit boxes and sync is such fucking garbage. I'm out
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>>156942786
>>156942691
wow it's like blizzard is fucking awful at hiding their stuff and they always get leaked

reminder summer games crates got leaked the exact same way as the Halloween crates
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>>156942850
See you on Tuesday
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>>156942850
see you in 2 hours
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>>156942839
when he was revealed in 2014, his look and his backstory were some of the cringiest shit ever
now people are fine with it just because they got used to it
same thing will happen here with sombra
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>>156942793
do not forget best girl
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>>156942847
>filename
Nice try, you smug fuck
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>faggot genjis with their faggot tryharding

stop this shit already
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>>156942947
faggot
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>>156942595
That fucking nasal voice holy shit
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>>156942907
My nigga
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>>156942947
if genji and hanzo got removed from the game this shit would be 500% better
try to deny this
you cant
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>>156942974
n-no you
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>lose 8 games in a row
>still only get -20 for a loss

Nice built in streamer protection blizz, i see how it is
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>>156942889
you don't get it, his design is actually good
overwatch character quality is way over that fake leak, you could expect something like that from paladins or battleborn but not from overwatch, they even managed to make a dyke with tumblr hair looking goo, I get you're not used to character design but it just takes common sense to realize that fake sombra is cheap
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>>156942729
I feel ya bro
5'2" over here
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>>156942717
so basically like that faggot Dyrus then? Ive watched him play games that arent LoL including OW and hes fucking awful. He obviously gets carried to higher ranks
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>>156942907
>Juri finally added
>check price
>$60 + $30 for the season pass for a half-assed game
I know Street Fighter is all about the multiplayer nowadays but some of us suck at fighting games and want to spend all the quarters in continues.
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>>156943041
no it doesn't and you're a retard, you haven't presented a legitimate argument other than "i don't like it"
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>>156943015
Genji and Hanzo being removed from this game would make it so much better it's not even fucking funny.

Not a single Genji player has ever explained to me how his fucking deflect isn't broken as fuck.
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>people still in denial
See you guys Tuesday
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>>156943087
the game is fucking awful and they unironically installed a rootkit as "anti cheat" on the last update
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So who the fuck said this ItsmeJP guy is asian? Is he really?

He sounds like a fat balding white guy in his early 30's
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>tfw you don't care about sombra and just want new skins
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>>156942615
if only you could tell this to jp. he's played this game for a couple dozen hours and still has no clue
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when is pharah coming back
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>>156943051
Nah. Dyrus is popular because he's a former well known LoL pro. JP is one of those people who has been desperately trying to be "one of the guys" his whole life. He is really pathetic.
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TRIGGER WARNING.

TRIGGER WARNING.

TRIGGER WARNING.
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>>156943165
That was me. I haven't kept up with these generals or twitch in a while and thought people were talking about a Japanese streamer. He appears to be white.
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>>156943180
>tfw you cared about Sombra but this blunder of a design makes you so much of a disgruntled madam that you don't even care about the skins anymore
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>>156943243
qt
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>>156943147
>he actually believes the fakemon are real
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>>156941450
Absolutely identical concept, ten thousand fold better execution. I can't believe how hard Blizzard dropped the ball with her.
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>>156943243
that tattoo is hideous and I'm not even anti-tattoo
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Reminder that this is a thing that exists
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>>156943243
Pretty much every non-black non-ghetto chick at my highschool
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>>156943243
>ear plug shit
guaranteed for sucking dicks and swallowing at gloryholes
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>>156943243
yeah, she's pretty ugly, but the ratnest hair isn't the worst part of her
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>kill feed showing his team clearing out the entire enemy team while he walks back
>wtf guys someone has to stand on the cart

alright im done
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>>156942550
i said how do i offense symmetra, not how do i not offense symmetra
i have that one down already
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>>156943256
>tfw you cared about sombra and the design is literally perfect and exceeded your expectations
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>>156943296
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>>156943224
I dont know much about the twitch community but that "MANvsGame" guy strikes me as the type whos a complete fucking tryhard like that.
>>
Tfw level 91

How long do you think it will take to get to 99/100
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>>156943385
2 days
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>>156943296
so what am i looking at exactly
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>>156943296
>Lucio
>Hana Song
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>16% of team
>35% of team damage
seems about right
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>>156943046
I just want to feel small and safe while he hugs me. He's probably really warm too. I remember that comic, by the way, it was cute.

>>156943296
What the fuck, man?
>>
Kinda sucks it was leaked so close to release
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is game ded? why are queues so long
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>>156943131
literally stop shooting it
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Why does every female in the game have no or tasteful next-to-no makeup, yet Sombra looks like a cheap whore?
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>>156943496
you're just too bad to play with the bulk of the community, the game tries to match you with people of your levels but there aren't that many mentally disabled people who know how to use a computer to begin with
sorry anon
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>>156943516
>Mercy
>tasteful
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>>156943516
>pharah
>widow
>dva
>mei
>mercy
>next to no makeup

anon you need to get a girlfriend
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>>156943516
how can you tell the mskeup is bad. the quality of the pic is so poopoo
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>>156943496
>>156943550
rofl
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>>156941915
And he hangs out with Roadhog who's over seven feet.
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>>156943296
>clavicles
>abs

What the fuck is this delusional shit? And I'm not even going to whatever the hell is up with the rest of the image.
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>>156943509
Think he's referring to the fact the reflect hit box is about twice the size of Genji himself. You can aim to mis Henji by a pretty considerable amount and he'll somehow reflect it.

There's videos of it out there.
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>>156943385
join a group, and you can get there before tuesday if you play a few hours a day, or just get it all done today (sunday)
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>>156943550
Sub-2000 shitter here
queue times are long for me too
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JP is literally losing to attack torbjorn/symmetra
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>>156943509
I learned that a long time ago but the fact that I can go Columbine on a group and instantly die because a Genji is hidden in the corner jerking off is broken as fuck.
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>>156943516
>tasteful next-to-no makeup
The phrase you're looking for is 'natural makeup' or makeup that compliments their skin tone. And trust me, they still probably wear mountains of it.
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Things I've noticed today in Competitive Mode:

>If you're a shit-tier Symmetra, and your teleporter gets destroyed 1 or 2 times, fucking switch off. I don't care if we're still holding last, your ult is what's good about you and without it you're fucking wasting space.

>If you switch to Hanzo to "counter" something, you're a lying cunt

>Switching to Tracer when the enemy team has Torbjorn and Symmetra is autistic

>It's fucking hard to be Rein when your Ana can't hit you ever and your Mercy is butt-buddies with the Roadhog (for whatever fucking reason)

>I just witnessed an Ana be unable to shoot a stationary ulting Pharah that wasn't even aiming at her

>There are no "hero points" for charging in like a frothy shithead all alone, Soldier 76

>I've gotten more gold elim/damage medals as Rein today than I feel comfortable with

>If you're a Mercy and you're waiting for the "EPIC 420 BLAZE NOSCOPE" moment to res 3+ people to get PoTG, you probably shouldn't be playing Mercy

>I reserve every right to call you a dumb asshole for picking Torbjorn every time

>Had to tell a team "no" that was seriously considering playing Torb, Symmetra, and Bastion on King of the Hill

>Currently trying to tell a Torb to not play Torb on King of the Hill

>If you're getting shit on by someone, either A) pick a new hero or B) stop engaging that person. You won't get a fucking medal for beating someone who's been repeatedly beating you. You probably just cost your team the game you egotistical faggot.

>Stop saying unimportant shit into your microphone. Yeah, yeah, cool, you headshot a Tracer, wow. We don't need to hear you orgasm when we could be getting actually useful information.

>Games where nobody picks hitscan to counter Pharah are a goddamn nightmare

>Stop changing heroes EVERY time you die. You're not building ult chage, dumbass.

>I could write a book on this shit, but at the end of the day it won't matter and I'll still end up with some retard.
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>>156943684
just gold things
>>
>remove Hanzo
>game is 40% better

there, problem solved
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>>156943684
Thanks for your tales from the trench. Get out of silver and then maybe we'll listen to anything you have to say.
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>>156943754
You're bad at the game and don't get an opinion
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>>156943804
MAD HANZO KEK
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>>156943674
Yeah, I was trying to Google it as "no makeup" makeup but had no luck. It's the horrible lipstick and Joker-levels of eyeshadow that bother me honestly, and the way she styles her hair (I'm okay with sidecut).
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>>156943804
>shoot ground
>guaranteed kill
I literally just started playing hanzo seriously a couple weeks ago and he's fucking stupid
already up to 3100 from his retarded shit
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>>156943812
Sorry i don't play c-tier heroes outside of QP
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>switching to a better game
what did they mean by this? Is the game aware my team are shitters?
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>>156943804
t. butthurt hanzo main
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>>156937927
>dont stop the music tonight
>not GAS GAS GAS
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>>156943825
shes a cyberpunk hacker, she needs bright colors
>joker levels of eyeshadow
anon thats just regular shadows
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>>156943296
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>>156943825
The only ones there who probably don't spend at least thirty minutes on makeup every day are Tracer, Mei and maybe Zarya. Zarya still goes a bit overboard on the eyeliner.
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>>156943754
>>156943804
>You're bad at the game and don't get an opinion
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>guy mic spamming with an annoying fake voice
>JP: that's the funniest thing ive ever heard
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what's it like to be below diamond? what's it like to desperately try to reach gold/platinum? I think about this a lot
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>>156943871
>switching to a better game
>it's a fucking awful game
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>>156943296
You could have just kept this for yourself and saved others the suffering.
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>>156944029
>playing soldier
lmao

>>156944045
Basically you complain about things that aren't actually a problem like not having mercy and blame everyone except yourself
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>>156943856
How did I know you'd be a Hanzo shitter.
It's like you enjoy sabotaging the game.
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>>156943913
But she has bright colors out the wazoo in her outfit, she doesn't need it as lipstick AND on her head AND as highlights.

I can see the game shadow, but she still has a *lot* of eyeshadow/eyeliner on, I'd draw it but I'm away from my computer.
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>>156944107
>i don't play hanzo
>how did i know you played hanzo


????????????????????????????????????????

Is this the legendary... silver player?
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>>156944089
mr. 1 shot archer is a problem, mostly with 60 fucking tickrate

faglord
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I hope Sombra could make enemy ults malfunction so this beyblade shit can finally end.
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>>156943825
And as an extension of >>156943998, I assure you that Widowmaker, Mercy, Pharah and Symmetra are all wearing a pretty significant amount of makeup and not even natural-looking. If they were real people, you'd be able to tell that they were dolling themselves up.
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>>156944206
Beyblade? I haven't played in a while
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>>156944182
uh uh i dont play hanzo uh uhhh i uhhh

nice try fagtron you really got me. go back to your epic headshot vidz
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>>156944184
If you get memed on by Hanzo you're certainly below diamond and therefore subhuman

Would you like to complain about pharah next?
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>>156944237
Ana ult + Reaper ult, it's becoming more and more popular, im surprised it didn't catch on sooner tho
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>>156944237
The nanoboosted reaper with Lucio+Zarya support comp is called beyblade
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>started playing healers
>last second game saves suddenly started happening all the time

Now I wonder, would the games have already been won if I had played DPS so they wouldn't even get the chance to become last second things, or is every healer I've ever been matched with a complete and unforgivable retard.
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>When it's early on a weekend so you get to be king of the plebs
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>>156944353
Everybody is a complete and unforgiveable retard, it's just a question of how you want to carry the team
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>>156944345
>>156944326
Makes sense, I knew her ult was going to be a massive issue.
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>>156944237
Ana nano boots Reaper while Zarya bubbles him and Lucio speed boost, meaning an easy team wipe.
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>>156944413
>implying you weren't matched with them because you have the skills of a level 20 player
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>>156944413
>all less than 25

Half of those are probably people about to take their smurf into comp
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>>156944413
I wanna fuck Tracer with his helmet on
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>>156944207
Even Widowmaker who arguably has the most/sluttiest makeup in the game looks like a high class escort, and not a cheap whore working the block.
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>>156944514
Let's way for clean 3D animated footage rather than a blurry cellphone photo of a still image on a screen.
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as zarya, should I left or right click the most?
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>yfw sombra doesnt come out tuesday

it makes no sense releasing her at the same time as another big update

with 100+ halloween stuff and a new brawl, why release her as well?

plus the momentincrime website isnt up till the week after
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>>156944252
>muh rank
competitive truly makes a community crumble
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>>156944590
How does this still work
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>>156939169
A fat bitch
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>tfw you reached level 30 right before Halloween's event announcement
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>>156944623
Well JP got to 3000 so if you can't you're worse than him at the game and I definitely wouldn't listen to someone as bad as him
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>>156944252
>If you get memed on by Hanzo you're certainly below diamond and therefore subhuman
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>4 insta Hanzo

Is there even anything worse?
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>>156944651
You knew it was coming negro. Next you're going to complain they didn't announce the Christmas/winter holidays event.
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>>156944509
Tracer's BP is pure you degenerate
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>>156944686
>playing a 150hp character with spatial awareness that bad

stick to roadhog, kid
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>>156944715
What am I suppose to do? Stop playing completly until any new event? They need to rework how you get boxes, this level shit is retarded
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>play Zenyatta
>no one complains about you
>ever
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>>156944686
JUST KILL THE HANZO, TRACER!

HOW?
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>>156944827
Clearly not half the zens i run into who do nothing but pelt rein's shield then complain they're doing the DPS' job
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>>156944590
Same as it ever was
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>>156944856
If only Tracer could teleport

or not be a fucking retard and put her back at the enemy spawn while trying to ping a lucio while maintaining a whopping 8% accuracy
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>Koth
>Overwatch decide it'd be nice to put me in a team full of russian
>Russians as far as the eye can see
>Some fuck decided to wait until the very end of heropick to pick fucking Reaper when we didn't had a Lucio
>They all decide to go their way
>Our Roadhog is a megalomaniac of the highest order and believe he's the new Jesus or some shit
>People yelling unintelligible shit in a thick russian accent
>Tard McGee refuse to get his weebstick off his ass despite the fact he's getting gangbanged by Winston and Mcree every fucking time
>Nobody bother to protect me when said rapeape decide to have a go at my boypussy
>I could go on but that's more than enough bullshit that I don't even want to think about ever again

Is it in their genetic to ruin every games they get their grubby hands on?
Fucking hell.
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>>156944590
Some things truly never change
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>>156944936
That's basically how I feel when europeans and chinese come on the NA server.
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>>156941921
you're sleeping with old bate mate.
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holy shit that itmejp is so bad
literally fell to his death in King's row
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>>156945192
I honestly had to think for a bit where you even could fall to your death in king's row

Anyway yeah, now you know why people make fun of sub-diamonds when even he can make it.
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When I'm playing Ana, and I use her sleep dart, if I auto the target after does it wake the target?
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>1v1 a Reaper as Lucio (both at full health and it wasn't an environmental kill)
>he complains about it in chat
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>>156938543
100% knew

This is the company that made World of Warcraft (and Warcraft) which had villainous people do stupid comedic stuff all the time.
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>>156945326
I don't know, try to think about it for a second?
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>>156945326
are you doing damage to the target?
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>bastion has fallen so out of the meta/public consciousness that he has begun to start working again at diamond mmr
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>>156945471
>assault bastion is actually a thing
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>>156945336

Well what'd he say?
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>playing healers all night
>have time for one more match
>pick my husbando McCree so he doesn't feel left out
>ping shoots to 150
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>>156938543
There's no way they would expect him to be serious when they gave him a fucking mariachi outfit
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>>156945428
yes
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>>156945516
Something along the lines of "why, why would you do that?" (I didn't understand it either)
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>>156939524
If she's working with her team she legit has no counter, I'm 3300 Rank and she is without a doubt the most busted hero behind Ana.
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I want an unranked comp mode so i can practice without the enemy getting triggered and going 4x winston or whatever.
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>>156945589
ben affleck is such a fucking retard
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>Sombra has some sort of auto-pistol thing
>instead of a cool techy gun
mehhhh
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>Hanzo fires arrow
>watch it go far past me
>headshot

>find him again
>watch an arrow hit me in the lower chest at full health
>headshot

>headshot him twice with Helix Missiles
>he drops to 5 health
>randomly fires arrow
>hits shoulder
>headshot

Why does it feel like this game regularly insults intelligence and spacial awareness?
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>>156945821
machine pistols are the most techy of guns
besides CYBERPUNK COWBOY revolvers
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>>156945823
It actually insults your lack of intelligence for picking soldier
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>>156943825
Shit, the way these faces are staring at me, is this from some Overwatch version of that childhood board game Guess Who?
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what does <CHARACTER> bring to the table that <CHARACTER> doesn't do better anyway
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>>156945823
>He didn't heal during the eternity of helix cooldown
>You don't realize that helix missiles don't deal headshot damage

I don't know who's the more retarded person in this equation
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>>156945918
Well for one, Soldier 76 allows me to get 5 gold medals when I could only get 4 with McCree
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>>156945918
There's currently no reason to pick D.Va over Winston or Soldier over McCree
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>>156945801
Agreed, we need a casual one hero limit mode. Also solo-only queue for ranked.
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>>156945860
Picking the most well rounded character is a bad thing?
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>it's a mercy/pharah duo queue episode where mercy heals no one and holds her rez for the entire game trying to get that epic potg 3 rez
>mfw it never happens and the enemy team 3 caps while she's still holding it
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>playing the roof on Route 66 under diamond
>they can literally never get the first point
>"its fucking bullshit that you can stop the payload up there"
lmao
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>>156945952
>implying I wasn't healing at all
>implying headshot or not that a pair of helix shots shouldn't kill Hanzo

Ok yeah sure
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>>156946015
Soldier feeds ult charge to healers, Ana specifically. They also nerfed the fuck out of his range so he's only good in the range that McCree is better in.

There's no situation where he's better than anyone else. You might actually be actively hurting your team by giving the enemy Ana ult even faster.
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"medic! oh wait, that's me!"
"say ahh~"
"you probably won't want to tell your friends about me"

i wish it was easier to get kills with Mercy because her lines are fantastic
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>>156946090
Isn't the implied point that he's better than no one, but is a literal jack of all trades and can actually do just about anything?

No the pun is not intended.
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>>156945952
>completely and utterly miss the point
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If there are two reapers on one team do they share souls or does each player get his own?
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Is McRee's BP 2nd hand goods?
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Just downloaded Paladins. Does this mean I'm cheating on her, /owg/? Do you think she'll be upset if she finds out I'm spending time with some slutty elves?
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guys after playing 30 games of paladins and 30 games of overwatch swapping games after every 3 matches I think paladins might actually be a better game.

At least until they patch this mess
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>>156946086
>Implying I was referring to you when I was talking about healing
>Implying I wasn't questioning the Hanzo's decision to not even attempt to heal during the helix rocket cooldown

Okay, so lack of reading comprehension puts you at the winner in the retard fight
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>>156946194
But... why?

At least Battleborn has something else to bring to the table. Paladins is literally just Overwatch with less polish
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>>156942420
It's absolutely hilarious to me every time I see it, I shouldn't find farts funny anymore.
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>flashbang finally activates near an annoying as fuck Genji
>shoot him in the head twice
>both registered as body shots because I was shooting from slightly below (we were on stairs) and the body hitbox got in the way of his head
>left with 1HP
>rescued by a Zen who just so happened to wander into our flank so far away from the point

Some of the weapons don't deal consistent damage, right? For example a McCree's M1 bodyshot is 20-70. I would be willing to bet Genji has odds skewed in his favor *a lot* compared to everyone else, because I leave NO ONE at 1HP as much as Genjis.
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>finally get around to doing placement matches
>2257
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>>156946224
i like out of combat regen more than health packs
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>>156946217
Man you are REALLY bad at understanding greentexting

Using ">he" when referring to a situation impies you are talking about the poster. GG
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>>156946260
the damage range is falloff you retard.
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post albums you listen to while playing and your main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Nw2had9ck
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>>156946271
That means it's time to climb rather than fall.
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>>156946149
The damage falloff nerf really hurt him and he just doesn't work in the current nanoboost/tank meta.

He could work again in the future if we see 1 healer being more of a thing and then have soldier pick up some of the slack with other heroes who can heal themselves or easily pick up health packs.

As it stands he's kind of like Junkrat, doesn't really fill any specific role, can put out damage but is mostly going to feed Zarya and Ana charge
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>>156946224
waifus and fanservice.

I'm interested in the progression system too. In Overwatch all you farm for is loot boxes. Paladins looks like it has more rpg mechanics and you can unlock stuff like cards and shit. you don't really get a sense of progression in Overwatch, and with my shitty connection I don't play competitive mode so I can't really work toward anything except for a couple of skins.
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>>156939993
>Gun looks too detailed.
>Awful colour scheme
>Hair that seems way too hard to be cartoony, which is strange considering the rest of the characters have normal looking hair
>Weird syringe fingers
>No sign of robotic augmentations or any of the themes used in the ARG.
Obvious fake is obvious.
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>widowmaker will never kill you by farting on your face
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>>156946385
You don't know my life
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>>156946375
>INB4 under the coat she's mostly augmentic
>Or her arms are mechanical
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>>156946214
My friends never spend anything on buying games. I've been playing Overwatch since beta and I'm loving it, solo queue is a bitch though.
Last weekend I played with them as 5 in Paladins, and we were even at a cafe so that should have made it about 2 million percent more fun, but it wasn't fun at all. I do want to see Ying get spitroasted though.
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>>156946327
Even worse then, at least the varied damage could have been an explanation, this way there's no excuse for what's happening with Genji.
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>>156946375
All of your reasons are retarded.
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>>156937927
when's sombra

when are halloween lootboxes

I just woke up and need information
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>>156946419

please introduce me to her anon
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>>156946162
Scatter arrow is a mistake and should honestly be removed
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>>156946519
Tuesday.
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>>156946623
But then he wouldn't be able to say "le geometry meme"
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>>156946647
Its more like basic arithmetic
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Why aren't you watching our guy Sips?
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i wish blizzard would stop wasting resources on this esports garbage
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>>156946623
>>156946647
simple geometry :))
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>>156946630
any source on this? what makes you think that?
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>>156946498
Explain how retard.
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>>156946770
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>someone thinks they're allowed to play d.va near me while zarya exists
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I had a dream. Only four skins coming out in Halloween Event. Sombra is not released.
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>>156945471
>>156945508
Diamond here, I teamed up with a bastion main who didn't suck and it was the easiest comp matches I've played in a long time
I play Mercy and buffing/healing him was all we had to do in order to win
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APAC is starting in like 10 minutes at bananaculture
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>>156946991
>Yet a million voice lines, and sprays to clog up the boxes
I'm already seeing a mountain of frustration.
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>>156946945
Give up the deer BP
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>>156947019
What a horrible image
delete and never post it again
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>>156946945
>enemy lineup: lucy, zen, hog, zarya, mei, rooper
>guy on my team: this is looking like a d.va game
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>>156947041
Im ok with new voice lines
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>>156947072
I'll go back to stinkyposting then about Hana "Stinky" Song
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They need to make Junkrats ult move faster not activate faster.
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>Dunkey posts some video where he mashes together clips of people telling him to switch off Hanzo followed by clips of an entirely different map where he gets some kills
>Reddit: "LEL SEE, ANY HERO WORKS ANYWHERE IF UR GUD"
>>
event exclusive skins that you can't buy with coins are going to kill the game. When people spend $100 on boxes and still dont get shit they want they aren't going to buy anymore ever and the whales will disappear
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>>156947216
>whales will disappear
they're not called whales if they disappear after only 100 dollars
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>>156947274
they will after multiple events of $100 and not getting shit.
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>>156947216
>implying it isn't rigged so that they get what they want on the 100th box

Do not underestimate Kaplan, grand overlord of the Jews
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>>156947214
to be fair it's true in low plat where he is
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>>156947105
it's to block the zarya and mei ults, obviously
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>Quick Match is full of retards who are awful, never try at all, constant ragequit cycle of teammates if you aren't winning
>decide to take up Competitive to avoid this shit
>end up in Diamond from placements
>people will still cry constantly about picks, will afk or intentionally try to throw if you don't listen to them, cry over all-chat constantly if you don't want to fucking voice chat

Can we go back to the first month or so of release, when people just played the fucking game and didn't want to spend the whole thing whining? I really thought that comp mode people would at least be above this but it's almost worse at times.
>>
Can you build a Mei wall on top of another Mei wall?
I want to build the great wall of Mei.
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>blurry
>tilted

>people still blindly trust leak as legit

lmao every time
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>>156938543

>edgy
>black clothes
>star wars skull mask
>not one, but two guns!
>shouts "die die die" on ult
>easy to play
>a good ult is a guaranteed potg

They knew it would attract all the edgy teenagers like you.
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>Just want to have fun in quickplay
>It keeps putting me with a few lvl 1-20's
>vs high 90s and prestige'd nerds
>quit a few games in a row
>Okay maybe this isn't that bad i'll try one
>lvl 200~ tracer running around our spawn just killing any lowbie that comes out
>they're chasing her like they want the hot dicking

i'm going to ree
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>must play ranked for hero limit
kill me now
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>>156947450
>comp
>people care less about winning
uhhhhhhhh
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>>156947450
>Quick Match is full of retards who are awful
No shit

QP is the place for trying out new characters
No one with their mind in the right cares for wins there

Fucking casuals baka desu senpai
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>>156946375
weak b8
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>>156943472
I just want to make him feel small and safe and carry him around with his prosthetics off but I'm a manlet
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>>156940339
Holy fuck I went to school with this guy
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Are there diamond/master players who don't use mics?
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>>156947587
I don't use my mic because I dont want to talk to losers
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>>156947529
There's a different about not caring about winning, and not trying. I don't care if people are bad, as long as they're making an effort to win.

>>156947587
I won't ever join a fucking channel to talk with other people, and I'm diamond.
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>>156947673
>I don't care if people are bad, as long as they're making an effort to win.
even if they're playing the wrong character?
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>>156947587
I'm not jumping into voice chat with a bunch of retard strangers in a MOBA.
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>>156947587
I'm diamond and I don't use mic. Mostly I'm a eurocuck and my accent is lame as fuck.
I always join voice chat though, in case some people actually make calls.
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>>156947673
>I won't ever join a fucking channel to talk with other people, and I'm diamond.
Stay forever diamond then

>>156947587
Mics are crucial if you want to get past diamond without gambling on solo queue
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>>156947587
I'm diamond, I only use my mic if I need to
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>>156947214
>everyone in comments is saying community is all ready toxic
>People moaning in a multiplayer game is new
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>>156947548
Maybe it'd still work if you did it like pic related? He'd probably like it, he strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't mind being submissive.
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where is the halloween comic pls respond
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>>156947724
Why not? I don't care if people are doing attack Symmetra as long as they're trying their best to win. I'd always rather people play the character they want to play.

>>156947748
I just play the game to play the game. I don't really drink the 'you need to rank up!' kool-aid
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>>156947673
You're a big part of the problem.
>>156947587
As you can see, yes.
>Ok guys this is lijian garden
>let's not enter via the bridge and get booped off by pharah
>the one dude who wasn't in team voice goes via the bridge by himself
>too far up his ass to notice the team going the other way
>gets either booped off or 1v6'd to death every time
fucking retards
>>
once a game ends, how fast can i leave and still get the xp?
>>
>>156947916
as soon as the defeat/victory thing comes up you can leave
>>
Im looking for pornstars that look like overwatch characters
>>
>>156947974
>3DPD
>>
>>156947587
Everytime I get someone who get on my dick to join voice chat, either nobody actually fucking talk or I have to deal with a neckbeard nasal voice telling me why everybody in the team is shit and failed everything in their life.
>>
>>156947974

Hannah "Stinky" Song
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>>156947974
Just look up the hentai shit if you're that starved for futa Mercy porn
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>this many people on /owg/ can't even do the basic fucking minimum of using voice comms for callouts because they're afraid of being called shitters
I am actually scared
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>>156947913
I'm a big part of YOUR problem. If I'm really losing games by not being on chat, then I'll drop and you'll rise and we won't ever see each other again. Who fucking cares.

>>156948024
Had a game earlier with a teammate SPERGING the fuck out for me to get on voice chat, and someone else called him out saying that nobody was saying a fucking word anyway. lol.
>>
>>156946945
I wanna fuck that deer
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Do you think Blizzard is even aware of how terribly bad D.Va is.
>>
>>156948040
hana does not stink
>>
>>156947879
>I just play the game to play the game. I don't really drink the 'you need to rank up!' kool-aid
Cool, fuck off competitive then and stay on qp matches. Niggers like you are the reason why soloqueue is so goddamn awful
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>all those pedos who went into full denial over sombra not being a cute loli
>>
>>156948119
What SR are you? I don't think I've seen anyone above diamond that isn't at least in the channel
>>
>>156948152
>Internally at Blizzard, we all feel like she is one of the most powerful characters in the lineup and are happy with her performance.
>>
>>156948186
I don't even know what they thought was going to happen, Overwatch can't put in a child character into the game unless they go the animu route of "she's actually 9000 years old" because it would actually get banned in some countries
>>
>>156947974
Genji

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=110366266
>>
>>156948185
No, I want to try to win and I want teammates that do, too. You don't need voice chat to win int his game at all.

>>156948192
I've only played about 13 games in competitive, it's at 2200 or 3200 or whatever is right into the 'diamond' tier.
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how the everloving shit did all of these fucknuggets that always avoid team chat get into diamond?
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>>156948260
>You don't need voice chat to win int his game at all.


>>156948263
winstreak bonus means you can get accidentally carried
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>>156948263
Because I'm just that gud
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>>156948260
>You don't need voice chat to win int his game at all.
>I've only played about 13 games in competitive
I cede my point to your infinite and unending knowledge, o competitive guru
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>opponent tracer complaining about symm tether damage too much
>she couldn't kill me
>all i did was bunny hope and strafe
is symmetra just a secret troll hero? everyone assumes shes a free kill when she's away from turrets but jesus, i've gone on 11 kill streaks
>>
>>156948373
>bunny hop
kys
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>yfw the enemy Heinhardt just got warīhum quwitak'd
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>don't play for like two weeks
>get back in with some quickplay
>aim is fucking horrible
>framedrops out the ass when my framerate is already sub 60
>6% hook accuracy as roadhog
>enemy team is always some shit like a pharah/mercy duo or genji that kills everyone

I used to really like this game but it's hard to have fun again
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>>156948435
>>
>>156943243
??? what does this have to do with Overwatch?
>>
This brawl is nice. Can play some heroes you would never and people can't blame you for being shit at them and not being in the meta.
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>want to nano boost Rein
>zen passes through at the last second, accidentally tag him
>he becomes the god of death and wipes out 4 people, rein pins the 5th and tracer ran away
When did Zen become a complete rape machine?
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>>156948554
>get to play hanzo for the first time in forever
>incredibly fun to play for some reason
>urge to become hanzo autist reaches peak levels
>>
>>156948458
>pharmercy
u r two weeks 2 late to the meta

no one plays that anymore
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>>156944686
>simple geometry
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>>156940574

Don't forget that she is based in a Battleborn character.
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>All this voice chat discussion on whether or not you need it to win
>Me barely getting any on PS4
>Even though all new PS4s come with a free one ear mic
>Only people I hear are "FUCKING STOP BEING JUNKRAT CUNT"
>>
>>156948650
>Battleborn

What's that?
>>
>>156948602
He always has.
>>
>>156948654
play with me
>>
>>156948654
No mcree why would anyone want to tell you about the reaper that just teleported above us with his ult?????????????????????
>>
Just got platinum. Am I good now /vg/?
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>>156948152
She's bad in the same way Pharah or Soldier: 76 is bad
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>>156948804
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>>156948435
Every time a Reinhart gets nano boosted he seems to forget about the objective and the team, instead he runs off trying to get an epic reddit POTG. I know that's pretty much the point of the ult but too many times I've seen allied reins charge into a 1v6 and die pretty fast.
But if it's the enemy reinhardt he gets a team kill because nobody wants to shoot his shiny glowing hitbox
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>>156948623
in quick play that destroys people m8
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>>156948804
Platinum is average.
>>
>now entering <shit>
>insta leave

which one is it for you?

nepal and ilios here.
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>>156948953
ilios
>>
>>156948953
I never leave anything

...Unless I've gotten it three times in a row already
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>>156948953
none because i'm not a puss
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>>156948953
ilios
defending watchpoint gibraltar
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>>156948953
attacking eichenwalde
>>
>>156948804
The difference between low platinum and low diamond is massive. Good luck you are not "good" until you get to master rank and even then probably not really.
>>
>>156948953
I leave all maps because I hate this game.
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>>156948953
vodka industries
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>>156948953
If im playing QP, i'll leave defense on Gibroni

It's just incredibly boring and you are definitely going to be playing that map for like 10 minutes
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>>156948953
none really
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>>156948953
>>156949036
>>156949057
What's bad about ilios?
>>
>>156949087
>master
pretty much everyone in master is pretty good
>>
>>156949163
lighthouse and well
>>
>>156948953
Any 2CP map
>>
>>156949163
I don't see it either, I like pretty much all KotH maps
>>
>>156949193
but why? is it vertigo from having the point so close to deadly drops?
>>
>>156949163
heavily favors deathballing over actual strategy
Add to the fact that most people i play with just try to get the bounce off kills instead of actual kills, and it becomes a "wait for the loss" kind of game
>>
>>156948953

any 2CP map
>>
>>156949173
if you're not top 50 might as well uninstall the game tbqh
>>
>>156949260
overwatch has me killed for no reason often enough. proximity to ledges means theres even more
>>
>>156948865
>>156948435
>Be Rein
>have a friendly Ana
>thinking quietly to myself:
>Please don't boost me, please don't force my hand, please choose Soldier or Pharah or anyone else but me
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>>156948953
it used to be koth but now i love koth

gibraltar is my insta-leave
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>>156948953
>insta leave
>on comp
wut
>>
elapsed time: 4:20
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>>156946375
>>Awful colour scheme

The color scheme is nice but that haircut is what kills the design.
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>post yfw playing Mei
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>pulling off the mei wall jump strat on hanamura attack with pugs
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>>156949365
>>
>>156949365
>playing fat ugly nerdy girls
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>>156949429
good filename
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>do well every game
>still lose
tthanks
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>>156947819
I think he would be very submissive, for someone who had to focus so much on surviving from a young age it must be nice to have someone else take complete control over him
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>>156949490
>do well
>that k/d
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Who here has their wallet ready for Tuesday?
>>
>>156949312
What am I even supposed to do when nanoboosted? I instantly drop my spaghetti.
>>
>>156949552
show yours shitter, 100% worse
>>
>>156949468

Do you want trouble, kid?
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>>156949559
not here because i was smart enough to hit lv 100 so thats 22 free halloween crates for me
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>Vodka industry
>Our team: full solo
>Their team: two premade
>Game hasn't even begun there's already people bitching at each others in my team
>No coordination at all, let's all just go our own way
>We get stomped in not even 2 fucking minutes
>Attack side this time
>Bitching intensify
>Genji manage to fuck up and kill himself trying to flank by using that path on the left
>Get to the point where we have an attack bastion
>People barely bother to push
>Meanwhile I get bitched at for not healing/res when I'm getting picked off like a monkey looking for fleas on his mate
>It's fucking diamond

What is it with this fucking community.
What is it always me that get paired with the 5 years old.
>>
>>156949568
you lose all sense of self and ran ahead, leaving you team alone and unprotected to hammer down some other players
>>
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>>156949490
>do poorly every game
>still win
actually thanks
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>>156949312
>enemy team on ledge or slight elevation
>swing hammer impotently while they laugh at me
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>>156943385
>not having your poser girlfriend level grind for you in quickplay

please end your life.
>>
>>156949312
>>156949634
when you think about it
A soldier with his ult up is a better choice than Rein
>many a re a better choice than rein
>>
>>156949468
>ugly
>>
>>156938264
are people upset about the haircut and ethnicity more than the boring ass design?

what the fuck is wrong with you niggas?
>>
Can you get banned from comp for leaving too many QP matches?
>>
>>156949715
No it fucking isn't.
>>
>>156949752
nope as youre autofilled as soon as you leave
>>
>>156949737
>>156949605
Yes, UGLY
>>
>>156949749
I just wish she looked more like a Mexican and less like a nigger but what can ya do
>>
>>156949173
I'm master and I kind of suck even though I solo queue'd here
>>
>>156949715
Boosted Rein is by far the best choice (next to maybe a boosted Zarya w/ high energy)

You are nearly unkillable with 50% extra health, you do a bunch of burst damage, and your charge will kill any tank
>>
I'm out of the loop, what did I miss?
>>
>>156949864
SOMBRA
O
M
B
R
A
>>
>>156943385
less than a day if you party up with someone else

who cares though? the event starts, what difference does it make if you prestige on day 1 or prestige halfway into the event? it's not like you're planning to prestige twice during it... right?
>>
>>156949834
I forgot to mention boosted reaper, which is also quite good
>>
>>156949501
Makes sense, but at the same time his personality is so forceful and in your face that it's hard for me to think of him as being strictly submissive. I think "switch" is the term I'm looking for?
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>when people think this is tf2
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>>156949894
boosted reaper gets rid of reins shield in seconds

boosted reaper using ult = death cums
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>>156949087
>Good luck you are not "good" until you get to master rank and even then probably not really.
The shit you people will spout to make your own ego feel better, it really amaze me at time.
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I'm curious, how much does your personality affect what heroes you do best with?

I'm a very submissive guy irl so I prefer supports and can't play tanks for shit.
>>
>watch a top 500 ana play
>missing every 3rd shot
>piss bottle used on herself
>sleep dart might as well not even be an option
Was watching Harbleu, but jesus fuck, how can this gold tier Ana be in the top 500?
>>
>realize how mouse acceleration hurts FPS gameplay
>turn it off
HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE NIGHT AND DAY MY ACCURACY JUST TRIPLED HOLY FUCK

Goddamn, I wish I'd figured this out sooner.
>>
>>156949946
>Beybladeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRSI-_2a88
>>
>>156949930
>cuteanimeboy
>tracer
>>
>>156949979
Probably boosted since the system doesn't give a shit about your actual performance.
>>
>>156949970
Has almost nothing to do with your personality. I'm a very manly jock who only plays mercy and loves healing big strong men like Reinhardt and Winston
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>>156937927
I want my skins NOW
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>>156949912
Then he's just like me! Being a switch is the best.
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NEW

>>156949901

>>156949901

Move whenever.
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>>156950013
she's the closest OW came to an actual cute animeboy
>they all look like girls anyways
>>
>>156950056
So you're secretly a healslut?
>>
>>156950101
Yes I know


It's surprisingly fitting
>>
>>156939993
Why does it look like she has a lazy eye?
>>
>>156941189
hey guys I just got a promotion
>>
>>156950026
my guess was a perma stack boosting the token healer slut in party
>>
>>156949953
I am actually at diamond and I am pretty shit. Statistically I'm top 5% maybe better but I know that I am bad so...
>>
Is platinum considered mediocre? What rank would it be in season 1?
>>
>>156943825
Why does meis nose look like shes an alcoholic?
>>
>>156948226
Killing children is also a problem due to age rating.
>>
Tracer and Zarya are in HOTS now
its pretty awesome that Overwatch heroes have joined the ranks of iconic Blizzard characters as Thrall and Nancy Kerrigan.

I dont think they'll ever add Mei though, seeing as satan is already a playable character
>>
>>156950468
50
>>
>>156950468
Slightly above average.
>>156950934
Kaplan has said that the average in S1 was 42 which is 2100SR.
>>
>>156948602
Zenyatta is like Mcree. If you can aim you are almost unstoppable.
>>
>>156951158
>>156950934
>>156950468
I think in this case, it's better to look at percentile, because you have guys that derank intentionally.

50th percentile was 50 for s1 and is 2500 for s2
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>>156949930
I have you on my friend list. Did you change your battletag? I don't recognize your name
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>>156951331
>>156951451
>>156951515
>>156951593
i can smell her from here
>>
>>156949901

>>156949901

Move
>>
>>156952251
Suck my dick
>>
>>156952251
Lick my logcutter
>>
>MY TEAM NEVER WORKS TOGETHER
>MY OPPOSING TEAM ALWAYS WORKS TOGETHER
fucking solo playing this game is fucking frustrating as fuck
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