/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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Jeff Kaplan

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Ana

>thought I was good at Pharah
>played competitive for the first time
n-nevermind

Why are Blizzard blatantly stealing character designs?

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Say something nice about Lena!

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>>156916287
smells wrong

>>156916367
she looks cute as a cat maid

>>156916367
She's cute!

>>156916367
I hate her less than D.Va

>>156916367
>>156916231
She suits ears very nicely

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>156916287
Smells like dong

>>156916407
do you really need to post that in every thread?

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>>156916367
He has brown hair
He runs very fast!
He's from England!
I love him!
LENA!

>tfw I actully rather like the Sombra design

Wow, I gotta say, I fucking hate Sombra's design.

If she doesn't have a skin with her little skull mask, I'm gonna flip a tit.

>>156916347
She's not that good without a babysitter anyway.

>>156916541
Every day, until you like it

>whatever% Club

I'll have you know it's at a whopping 84.1081% and will finish on November 17th at 11:10 AM PDT

gimme some dank reinhardt memes

I'm so tired of getting widowmaker in the new brawl

Fuck this shit character, literally a worse hanzo

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>>156916929

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>>156916865
It's better than updating it every few threads

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>>156916367
She has the cutest gf

>>156916865
100 % in 8 days, 17 hours, 3 minutes

So, is the Sombra design legit?

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>>156916518
anon if you want to see jr with an asian woman so much, at least ship him with one that has the actual potential to like him

Who here /HopingForHoodedSombra/ skin

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WHERE'S THE SOMBRA FAN ART
IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 HOURS

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>Everyone calling Sombra "Tumbr" over her hair
It's Zarya all over again, here we fucking go.

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>>156916561
>he
>him
Lena goes by they/them pronouns

>>156917134
who is that even supposed to be

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HANA
A
N
A

>>156917272
I'm not surprised at all, based on the comments she made throughout her hacks. Having that hairstyle is very in-character.

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>>156917345
What about her?

>amomentincrime's update speed has dramatically increased
tuesday release here we come

>>156917345
She stinks!

>>156917530
it hasn't

>>156917461
she _really_ stinks

what kinds of music does Sombra listen to as she hacks?

>>156917345
>>156917461
>Both Hanas are known to be stinky stinky
It all adds u

>>156916697
>I'm from reddit and not afraid to show it

Zarya's design could have been far better, but at least it looked like an Overwatch character.

"Sombra" looks like something from a completely different game.

If it isn't fake, they've fucked up badly.

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>>156917461
That's a low quality Hana anon

>>156917649
Something super obscure that we've probably never heard of.

>>156916352
Watch IGN series on Overwatch

Dev team outright says the goal was to take from every FPS they loved including characters to create their ideal game

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>>156917536
>>156917590
like flowers

so you think Blizzard wont ever release a hero that is skimpy regardless of gender?

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I love ___________!

(Your favorite Overwatch hero)

~

Example:

I love Widowmaker!

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McCree smells like cum and cocks.

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>>156917461
>>156917652
STINKY
STINKY

>>156917704
>Saying this when cliche's like Reaper and Reinhardt exist.
The design is fine when you realize what her character is gonna be.

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meh

>>156917701
did you add a meme arrow to your post by accident?

>>156917239
Everyone capable of drawing good fan art sees that she's clearly not done by the same art team and realizes she's fake.

You = Gullible Buffoon

>Play lucio or zen
>Hear FIRE IN THE HOLE
>Know damn well that it's going to be going straight for me every single goddamn time
>Get hit by a rip tire at least four or five times a match

This is literal hell

>>156917871
I want McCree inside of me.

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>>156917841
I claim widowmaker!

>>156917958
>No one is taking me seriously, Reaper!
>Get a unique haircut, kid. I got myself a unique look and everyone is scared of me.

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>>156917958

shit russian fan art

>>156917871
What does cum even smell like?

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>>156917841
I love Fareeha!

>>156918096
>sidecuts are unique

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>mercy rezing 2 people then dying to hanzo gets potg
>not lucio blowing 2 people off a cliff then using sound barrier or junkrat getting a 3-man tire+a fourth with a mine

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>>156917958
It's decent, but the colours could be better. Nothing skins won't fix though.

>>156918050
Its why I focus on Junkrats more often than not.
Fuck them up before they can fuck you up.

>>156918131
salty milk and coins

>>156918131
Pancake mix.

>>156918131
Bleach

>>156917958
I don't recognize the background behind Sombra, it's usually one map or another. If this isn't fake it could mean a new map soon

>>156918215
>Get a 5 player kill as D.Va using my ult, allowing the payload to make it.
>A McCree who got a 3 player kill with his ult gets POTG
How?

>>156917958
I can tell she has a very toxic personality. She's probably the biggest dicks out of all the characters. Hopefully it'll be fun to kill her.

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>>156917841
I love Zarya!

>>156917958
I can't wait for the general consensus on her to do a 180 after release.

How is competitive supposed to be fun?

>>156917958
ABOVE ALL ELSE, the weapon disappoints me beyond belief and is the main reason I'm doubting this is real
shitty generic plastic scifi SMG #107

>>156918367
>I don't recognie the map

Are you fucking serious? That's the background that shows up for the Numbani splash screen

>>156918050
Both of them are capable of destroying it before it gets to them. You will need aim and maybe some luck, but having non-oblivious teammates helps, too.

>>156918367
Isn't it Numbani's?

>>156917841
I love Zenyatta!

>>156918453
Git gud

>>156917958
I really want some porn with this design

>>156918453
It's fun if you're very competitive

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>>156918240
>he wouldn't want to look at loli fareeha's ass

>>156918458
We haven't even gotten a true smg in OW yet.

>>156917841
Fuck you

>>156918487
>>156918528
Ah you're right, I always picture Numbani with the buildings. Weird choice of background considering she hates omnigs.

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>>156917958
I will NEVER believe a blurry image of a screen EVER again no matter how legitimate it seems

>>156918587
Seriously I come from league and people get saltier in this shit than there that's saying somethihng

>>156918458
How can you possibly thing it's a fake. It's just sheer denial at this point.

>>156918673
Until its revealed that she actually has an omnic cousin

>>156918684
Blurry, off the screen, slightly tilted pictures are the definition of trying too hard to look legit.

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do they think they will ever do genderbended skins?

>>156917958
no more darkie characters please

>>156918684
i can't believe it looked so legit that ubisoft had to contact nintendo to ask them about it

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>POTG is Mccree spwancamping our entire team with his ult after a team kill

>>156918784
You know the work that would have to be done in order to create a fake of that quality is astounding. Why do you refuse to accept what is obvious?

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Event is NOT going to be like the Summer Event in regard to drops. All Currency gained during the event will be turned into Halloween Candy. Halloween candy can be utilized just like normal currency but will also be used to buy Halloween items such as skins, emotes, voice lines, etc.

On Nov. 11, the event items will be removed from the store and all Halloween Candy will be MAGICALLY turned into normal currency.

>>156918830
No, never, thankfully.

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I need some help you fags, convince me to gib muh money to the jewlords of Blizzard like I did years ago with SC and Diablo.

What are the pros and cons of Overwatch?
You need to play this like a fucking korean to get the skins?

What character interactions do you think Sombra is going to have

Ana's were obvious but since she's not an Overwatch member I don't know who she'd be able to stir up conversation with besides Widow and Reaper

>>156918897
False, its already been shown that the event ends on November 1st through the leaked images of the Xbox store

>>156918892
>Make fan art
>Take picture of it with your phone like you're being dragged out by security

Totally legit.

>>156918918
You sound underage from the way you're talking so I'd appreciate if you didn't buy the game or use this thread any more, we have enough youngsters in here already

>>156918621
What does that have to do with it?
Look at all of the weapons we have.
the most generic weapon so far is McCree's Revolver, but even that has it's own flavor. also because revolvers are cool as fuck on their own
Even Call of Duty: the hero has a great looking weapon
that SMG simple doesn't belong

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>>156918830
Nah

>>156918918
>You need to play this like a fucking korean to get the skins?
no, legendary skins drop occasionally and roughly every 30 levels you'll have 1000 credits which is enough to buy any legendary you want.

>>156918918
I honestly couldn't care less what you do. You'll never get past 2500 so you'll never get into my games even with a carry.

>>156919008
Not to mention if she is a stealth hero, it'd be a loud and stupid weapon of choice for her.

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>>156918851
Then do something about it instead of cowering in spawn from one of the easiest to shut down ults in the game.

>>156918998
>Proyecting this hard

Did I hit a nerve you retarded 15yo kiddo? remember you must be 18 to post in this place so go back to your mom's side.

>>156918684
>>156918784
I thought that as well however based on the fact that the site listed was the official Blizzard in-house communication server site, a screenshot would be too easy to follow back to the original leaker. And since Blizzard Staff sign NDAs on threat of termination, they probably quickly took a photo of the Blizz employee "Event Heads-up" newsletter and sent it to a friend, which leaked it.

>>156919120
Not him but you do act like an angry child

>>156918932
Seems like she didn't mind digging up info on other characters so that could broaden her possible options. She could've gotten the video of the museum incident and make fun of Widowmaker.

>>156917958
>qt brown waifu
I wonder what her abilities are. I hope she's really strong to use.

>>156918918

no

i haven't spent a dollar on this game besides the original purchase and i have a legendary skin for every character besides widow. this is only after two months of playing on and off.

>>156918998
>>156919090
This is why people say OW community is trash, literally you guys are the people who screw us.

Even that fat fucker of Dunkey is laughing his ass of thanks to you retards.

>be grill
>getting bullied in competitive for being shit

>>156919185
I'd spend my candy on that if you know what I mean

Why do you keep breaking the thread chain? The last thread was >>156902594

>>156919267
The waifufags are why people say it's trash if we're going to be real

>>156918932
Well if she IS an ex-Overwatch member, and since she supposedly has ties to Reaper and Soldier, having something to say to both of them would be a bare-minimum expectation. But I'd love it if she had an interaction where she is able to completely understand everything Bastion is saying, which either makes him overjoyed that a human finally "gets" him, or completely weirds him out since she isn't an omnic.

>3 gold medals and a silver medal as tank
>we had a nanoboosted reaper the entire game
>I never get healed once the entire game
>teammates say it's because I suck
???
I swear, people have their heads shoved up their own asses when it comes to this game

>>156919267
dunkey can't get out of play either

>>156919173
>Not him
>Using the exact same words

Try again retard but this time at least put some effort.

>>156919273
if you play lucio every game then noone will complain to you because they cant tell when you are doing poorly

>>156918131
Your room

>>156918993
It's sad that I won't get to rub your face in it when Sombra is released. The denial is real.

>>156919374
>Thinking Overwatch has something even near to be competitive

Why everyone is bothering on ranking in this shit? seriously, even shitty copies like Paladins are more competitive than Overwatch.

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>>156919267
>screw us
>>>>>>>us

>>156919394
>Post like a triggered manchild
>Seriously can't believe more than one person would view him as one

>>156919397
ok i will try lucio

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>>156917841
I love Mercy!

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>>156918914
>not wanting male tracer

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>>156917272
I don't know why anyone called zarya tumblr, she is psychically fit and hates omnic scum. she is like the opposite tumblr. Also I think Sombra is pretty cute and they made her look like she is part of a punk gang which she is part off. I think Blizzard knows how to do characters right.

>>156918932
She hates Omnics, right? That's automatic conversation with folks like Genji, Bastion, or Zenyatta. That's one handy thing about major problems like the Omnic crisis in a dynamic like this, everyone is going to have an opinion, folks are going to be on different sides of the issue, and that means tension or common ground between them

She could thank Widowmaker for taking out Mondatta, or argue with Tracer over it
Zarya and Torbjorn also hate omnics, but they're definitely anti-Talon too, so it'd be neat to see what they think of siding with a terrorist on this issue
Genji is a full cyborg robot man now, so he's almost part-omnic, how would she feel about that?
D.Va looks about her age, and they're both heavily electronic-focused, so that's a source for conversation there. Does she follow D.Va's starcraft/movie career?
How does 76 feel about a child terrorist? He could express vocal discomfort about having to shoot at a child, even if she does have a gun herself

How does Torbjorn feel about someone who specializees in hacking equipment like his and fucking with it?

There's a metric fucking gold mine of potential dialogue and conversation here, if Blizzard can just tap into it

>>156919567
too bara

S-tier: Can never go wrong with this hero
Lucio
Zen
Zarya

A-tier: Very good
McCree
Reaper
Reinhardt
Ana

B-tier: Good heroes that really shine in specific situations
Tracer
Genji
Winston
Mercy

C-tier: Only good for specific maps/situations
Junkrat
Mei
Roadhog

D-tier: Bad heroes but are serviceable if the person playing them is very good
D.Va
Soldier 76
Widowmaker
Hanzo
Pharah

F-tier: Literal memes
Torbjorn
Symmetra
Bastion

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>>156919528
>Getting debunked so hard that he can't handle it
>Still trying to troll like a silly member of plebbit

So pathetic.

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>>156919567
But Tracer is already a boy?

>>156919567
what the fuck is wrong with you.

stop being so creepy guys and stop lewd posting, thanks!

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>>156919193
Hopefully she has some cool stealth technology like a micro bomb injector. Imagine her tagging the enemy healer with a few bombs and watching them explode while taking out a few of their allies with them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZSRt2fSAuc

>>156919750
Tell me more about how you think this is an adult behaves

>>156919691
Don't make these lists when they are wrong. If you were better at this game I guarantee this list would be different so whats the point

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>>156919828
fuck u

>>156919586
>I don't know why anyone called zarya tumblr
Mainly, judging a book by it's cover. She ISN'T generic waifu-bait, so she's probably the result of the SJW menace. :^)

>>156917956

The only way I can see it working is if that is missing something crucial to her character, like showing D.Va without the mech.

The fuck is wrong with this game? I hit fucking mid 2900's and all of a sudden I gain about 15 per win but I lose fucking 30. Is it because I'm getting with teams that have fucking average lower SR than me?

>>156917239
i guess i can try something

>>156920225
You're not contributing enough to the team

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>>156919567

>>156920225
why did you say fuck 4 times in this post its just a game relax lmao

>>156920265
Calling bullshit, getting 4 golds and only 18 sr is shit.

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>>156920050
Don't get me wrong, they made her for a wider demographic I know this fact, but the sjws want a fat retard character instead of a buff wonderful qt waifu

>>156920225

I didn't believe the SR is dependent on contribution meme, before, but after getting a leaver earlier and narrowly losing after extended overtime causing a loss of only 5 SR, there might be some truth to it.

>>156920426
>THIS IS ME, THIS IS ME, THIS IS ME

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>people will seriously defend this matchmaker
for the record, their average was 60 SR higher than ours
and we lost a hell of a lot of SR for losing

>>156920426
>tfw zarya will never crush your pelvis

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>group or lose

why is this simple fucking statement so fucking impossible for people to grasp? it is three words long; how do overwatch players form coherent thoughts if they cannot maintain three fucking words in working memory?

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>>156917871
I want to dominate Jesse McCree!

>>156919586

When she was first revealed, the reaction was "SJW character"; /v/ hated her.

Even now, I see Overwatch cited in the same lists as BF1 and Mafia 3 as politically correct pandering.

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>>156920621
>tfw Zarya will never choke you out with her thighs while saying "I am mother russia"

>Torb challenging Rein to a contest over who gets the most eliminations

That has to be a new one, because I've never heard that one before

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Reminder that PMW3366 (g303, g502, g900, G pro, g403) is the god-sensor and the only sensor with zero acceleration/smoothing.

What the fuck is up with tumblr and McCree and Hanzo? Have they every interacted in the game?

>>156920835
good thing ive got g pro then :o

>>156920729
well /v/ hates anything that is different because they are a bunch of babbling retards. Its honestly why I stay on /vg/ and never touch /v/ because on /vg/ we can atleast talk like normal human beings.

>>156920610
multiple stacks are really overrated. Ive played with so many multistacks that have maybe one ok player and one shitty player. I rarely play games where I think "man our multistack carried us im glad they are on my time"

>>156920665

If the group isn't made of 6 players, you need everyone to be of approximately the same skill level, or you will completely fucked by the absolute degenerates it will group you with to average out the team ranks.

>>156920867
>What the fuck is up with tumblr
you could have just left that there.

>>156920610
But anon, you had 3 plats and higher level players.

>>156920835
zowie mice confirmed for garbage

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>>156920621
>tfw zarya will never get a peasant execution

>>156920808
Nope, been in the game for a while now

>>156920943
that's not at all what i meant, anon; i mean trickling in-game, not partying up

>>156920951
they were plats who deranked and they had the higher SR of the 2 teams

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>>156919650
>>156919816
>>156920325

>>156920835
still wont help you get out of diamond :)))))))

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>>156917958
really makes you think

>>156921334
>flynn rider

>>156920835

I switched from a G400 to a ZA11 recently and despite the sensor being supposedly "perfect", it has never felt right.

>>156921395
how am i supposed to get a footjob with those

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>>156921334
Why are people so awful.

>>156921392
I'm top 500 tho friend

>>156921372
fake and gay

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>it's a genji is chasing you and you're a low mobility character

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Now that I think about it giving Ana no vertical mobility is a real blessing

Imagine having to kill a tank through the healing of someone you can't reach

>>156921502
Who doesn't? They're delicious.

>>156920941
they are not overrated anon
I have never won a single game where it was rigged against me like this
stacks win games, flat out, blizzard set up the system in a way that people who group up get boosted higher than they would have been solo

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For a Mercy skin, which design do you prefer? Or is anyone hoping for both to be available?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBZ8msp857A

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>>156921441
any time you hear that a sensor is 'perfect' you're being marketed to
there's no such thing, and all mice right now are 1000hz polling rate max, which is gonna not be enough next year when asus releases their 240hz monitors

>months long ARG leads up to a leak that spoils everything anyway
Why couldn't they just do what they did with Ana? "Oh shit here's a new hero, she comes out next week" instead of "Literally Nothing: The ARG"

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>>156921502
>penis blue from critically low bloodflow
>still erect

futafags need to be purged

>>156921702
Right

Left would be the one that happens tho because of the wings and staff

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>>156921486

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>>156916312
Pretty modest behind
Would still eat like the last thing on earth

>>156921702
the one on the left, the right one looks too generic.

>>156921702
It's the same design.

>>156921702

Right is the one we've been waiting for for months.

>>156921781
Lmfao
>widowmaker literally needs technomagic to get it up
No wonder she'd get cucked by the rest of the cast

>>156921702
One of them doesn't have wings
Guess what a Mercy skin requires

>>156921702
Everyone wants the right but we're gonna get the left one and that'll be it. They didn't do variations for the summer skins so I doubt we'll get one here, especially since there's no real difference except she's showing more skin in the right one.

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>>156921334

>>156921686
have you thought that maybe you're the problem. Coming up for reasons why you are going to lose a game before it even starts is a great mindset.

Try focusing on your own play and maybe you'll improve. If you go into games against gold players and complaining that they are too strong then how can you expect to rise above them

>>156921920
Maybe she'll just ride her healing staff like a broom.

How's that ARG going boys? You unlock Sombra yet?

>>156920665
No idea don't know what people expect this isn't some fps where you can get three random headshots and kill everyone

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>>156921702
Mercy is flat

>>156921781
Widow isn't even supposed to be running around if her heart was slowed. Blizz is to blame for all this unrealistic shit.

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>>156922201

>>156921702
>Everyone wants the cutsie casual witch costume that we've been resposting for months
>Blizzard goes out of their way to make an overdesigned variation of it
>>That's the version we're most likely to get
I'm upset.

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>>156922201
She looks maybe a B or C

>>156922014
how am I at fault if the game makes situations like this where I am at a disadvantage no matter how you look at it?
they have better coordination and better rank
they should beat me, but idk why I lose 40 SR for losing an already lost game.

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>>156922426
Flat girls have more sensitive nipples so it's fine

>>156922486
look at her devil/imp skin, she has boob armor in her default

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>>156921781
>expecting realism from a game that features talking monkeys that rule the moon

Does Ana want to fuck Soldier 76?

>>156922540
why do you want to win if you think a 60 SR difference is an already lost game.

That is a pathetic mindset dude. If you don't think you are capable of winning a game like that then you dont deserve to win

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>hype character as elite hacker
>design features:
>>a fucking SMG
>a belt with two small unknown devices
>gloves with wires
>nothing related to computers which isn't obviously aesthetic

And you think this is real.

>>156922596
how else do you explain pharah?

>>156922710
wow that is a very attractive boy

>>156922358
>>156922570
suspension of disbelief, niggers

You can have a blue bitch with a slowed down heart and you can have a bitch with a fat futa cock
but you can't have both. It's one of the other

WHAT WILL SOMBRA'S
>E
>SHIFT
>ALT-FIRE
>Q
BE?

>>156922596
Probably. As far as shipping goes it's one of the few that works since they worked so closely for years, are working together again, have a lot of interactions, went through a similar experience, and it doesn't really matter whether Pharah is 76's kid or not since they're bother older people.

>>156922710
There's a chance it's not real, but the more time passes without actual hard evidence that it's not real (not just "the design is bad"), more likely it's real.

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>mfw no qt chinese boy hero

>>156922710
You expected some shit with a laptop or something?

>>156922901

If it is real, then Blizzard have lost their minds.

>she's a hacker but she just runs around with a PDW lol

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>>156922846

E: Take off shirt
Shift: Take off pants
Alt-fire: Suck the nearest dick
Q: Cause all heroes in LoS to masturbate furiously

>>156922945
If they add a cute boy he should be a shota

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>>156922945
BURN

>>156923050
Well she has to fight somehow.

>>156922846
>E

Disable a turret/sentry/teleporter/bastion/zenyatta for a few seconds

>SHIFT
I dunno a teleport or something

>ALT-FIRE
A disrupting shot that causes people's screens to go all screwy

>Q
Make somebody invisible for 10 seconds or if they shoot someone

>>156921702
Don't skins come in recolour pairs?

What's stopping one from being a recolour of the other?

Oh god Sombra's design is fucking shit

I know it's old news at this point but I just saw it. What did you think? I mean, you can not possibly like it, right?

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>>156922569
this artist draws hana so cute

>>156919484
This is typical leak shit. One of two scenarios always happen:

If leak is real:
>The deniers disappear and no one cares, we got an early sneak peek yay

If leak is fake:
>whoa haha it looked so real guys, neat xd
>I never believed it lul you idiots
>Remember when people believed this was Sombra?

>>156922689
don't pull some bs airmchair psychologist shit to try to justify a bad matchmaker lmao

>>156922846
E throws a shock grenade that stuns for 0.5 seconds and deals 40 damage, has a max of 2 charges
shift is like reapers wraith form but invisibility instead of invulnerability.
alt fire is accurate burst fire
q is silence on all enemies in her line of sight

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>>156922817
TALKING SPACE MONKEYS

>>156923120

Yeah, just like Lucio carries a fucking shotgun.

He's actually a DJ, but on the battlefield he needs a gun to shoot the enemy.

>>156918096
>I don't even think children are frightened of you

>>156923194
The one on the left isn't just a recolor of the one on the right.

>>156923194
But then which design would you prefer to be the recolor of the other?

>>156923230
it's generic manwa

>Competitive in Volskaya
>Every enemy is near me when I freeze myself
>Panic Dong at my feet
>Enemy Trashmouse launches me to the point
>They can't do shit thanks to Blizzard
>Their Zen goes for Transcendence while our D.Va self destructs
So fucking lucky, I almost felt bad

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This is the man I want to have sex with.

>>156923206
It probably looks better in motion and with her personality. You could make the same argument that Ana looks like shit if you didn't know she was a smug sleep darting grandma.

What is the single best legendary in the game?

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>>156923330
its cute

>>156923483
Winston safari

>>156923259
still far more believable than a lowflow erection

>>156923423

No-one ever claimed Ana looked wrong because the design is actually good.

>>156923268
Lucio's gun uses soundwaves. What's Sombra gonna shoot? Code?

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>>156923513
Not THAT believable.

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Which hero is the most likely to have a feminine penis?

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>>156923398
Line up

>>156923483

Wolf Hanzo.

>>156923206
Don't care much either way if that's her actual design since I haven't seen her epic/legendary skins

>>156923243
dawg 60 sr is fucking nothing you can get that in 2 wins. Do you really think that game is unwinnable because the people on the enemy team won 2 more games than you? Do you think that if after you lost that game, you went on to win 4 more games then got placed against the same team again would you be in an unloseable situation?

Ok here comes your utopia, matchmaking now requires all 12 people in the game to have identical SR. Matchmaking now takes 3 hours and when you get into a game you get a torbjorn main on your team then you come back to vg to shitpost about how the matchmaking is terrible.

Ok utopia v2 all players require identical SR and must form the perfect team as you have envisioned. You then lose because you yourself are terrible and never realized it because you are to focused on everyone else in the world instead of yourself.

>>156923660
Torbjorn

>>156923660
I want Hana's dong.

What do you hope Sombra's personality will be like?

>>156923206
it's growing on me

>>156923509
It's generic and the need to make it yuri is gross

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I want to make Hana cry

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>>156923063
im not a pedo

>>156923746
I know exactly what it is like and its really annoying.

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>>156923660
One of the two.
Or both.

>>156923206
I'm not very impressed with it, but I don't see what's shit about it either.

>>156923746
Annoying as shit but gets the job done

>>156923638
You know what fine
write me at least 2 paragraphs explaining how and why Widowmaker has a functioning futa cock that can get erect without any apparent assistance AND make it more believable than genetically engineered gorillas
Then I'll concede

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>playing QP to grind levels
>Widow on my team is doing pretty well
>we lose first point narrowly
>second point, two of their players butthurtswap to Widow
>one if trash
>the other one doesn't seem to miss any shots and keeps shooting us from the side
>S76 runs over to kill her
>gets dinked as soon as he peeks the corner but survives with half health
>"Tactical visor activa-"
>*dink*

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>>156923828
Yeah you are

>>156923746
>She's a hacker
>hacker means memes
>mexican means spanish voice lines
>leader of Los Muertos thug gang

>>156917958
okay where is this from?

>>156923951
land owners aren't working class

>>156923746
Snarky/playful

>>156923828
That tracer with a less anime haricut would actually work pretty well I think

>>156924040
Internal Blizzard webpage

>>156924040
skycoderleakz.net

>>156923910
Nanomachines

>>156924123
Okay but how did we get it, like who originally leaked it?

>>156924103
If I buy a house, I count as a landowner
Farmers who own their own farm also count as landowners

>>156923052
This is way better but I guess spooky cloak with a mask is too similar to Reaper

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>level 100
>want to get rank in competitive
>don't want to use my free 22 levels before Halloween update

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>>156923206
I love it. I'm a sucker for that style of hair

>>156924160
>>156923910

If nanonmachines made it possible it wouldn't be blue anymore. It would look grafted on since it would be normal colored while the rest of her is blue. That's the true problem. Not whether it's possible but how stupid it would look.

>>156924328
you only have to wait 3 days and a week

>>156924040

A deviant art page.

BUT IT HAD A LINK ON IT TO A BLIZZARD DOMAIN SO IT MUST BE REAL xDDDD

Despite looking terrible and unfitting of the game.

Despite the text under it being terribly written.

Despite being a blurry photograph of a screen at an angle that has photoshop exif data.

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where the sombra memes at

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>>156923398
get on my level

>>156923746
Every hacker/cyber sterotype + leet. Think D.Va but 80s/90s memes

>>156924351
>muffled linkin park plays in the background

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Feels pretty good

>>156924220
>If I buy a house, I count as a landowner
Not according to communists

>Farmers who own their own farm also count as landowners
Only if they exploit the work of others on their land

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>Lonewolf has locked in Hanzo

>>156924507
Good job mate you're average now

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>>156924507
No headpats until diamond

>>156924445
>photoshop exif data.
that's a lie

>>156924591
>>156924602
ate least it opens the possibility of playing with /vg/
if /vg/ did anything other than solo queue

>>156924562
That is literally not true

>>156924752
To be a "land owner" in the bolshevik sense of the word requires more than just owning land.

I want to get off Blizzard's wild ride.

win 1 match, troll packs and trash players for 2 more. repeat.

are there any decent Overwatch LFG sites?

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>used to play mccree all the time in season 1
>was a literal god of revolver flicks
>stopped for a while
>now can't aim for shit, it just feels so slow
>missing 50% of bodyshots on roadhogs
>remember that I messed with my settings
>try turning video settings from medium to low
>fps goes from 120 to 200
>just like that I'm back to being a human aimbot

when are they fixing this input lag bullshit? I can't believe the difference was so big

>>156921703
yea dude polling rate is the only measure for sensor quality *palms face against hand*

>>156924836
if all you smell is shit, look under your shoe

maybe you're bad

>>156924836
most of them are packed full of players looking for either
>someone to carry their shitty ass out of their current bracket
>a girl gamer to try to get nudes from

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Show me one piece of Overwatch concept art in the same style as "Sombra".

>>156924836
common denominator

>>156924586
does he have the awoo skin?

>>156924747
i play with a group and i have also never interacted with someone from 4chan outside 4chan and i intend to keep it that way because so many of you are creepy autists

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>>156924994

>>156924464

>not "behind 7 countdowns"

ONE.FUCKING.JOB.

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>>156924994
i guess the weapon could match up

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>>156923398
Good taste, anon. But he's not quite my first choice.

So what's the best Reaper taunt? So far I have my eyes on his squat

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>>156924420
THAT'S A WEEK TOO LONG

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>>156923970
nope

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>>156923052

I wish this were her actual design.

>>156925305
I imagine slow clap would work well but squat is good

>>156925151
what in the actual fuck are those proportions

>>156925180

That's not what "style" means.

Even that seems to have different hair.

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>60-elim, 35k 4-gold genji
>lose because our tanks were both sub-2.5k players in a four-man

i want off this ride

>>156925441
It's literally Reaper you blind faggot.

>Enemy Rein gets nanoboosted
>I manage to pin him with my own Charge
>Could just slam him into the wall to the right
>Or I could take us both through the railing on the left and out of the map, killing us both
I knew what what had to be done.
Felt like a damn hero right there.

do people not know you can change hero
just played a game with a mei mercy pharah and roadhog who didnt switch any of the four rounds we played

this game is suffering sometimes

>>156923797
All I see is friendship.

Leave it to gayposters to think anything other than their specific form of gay is verboten.