/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Lena Tracer Oxton.

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>156950034
>keeping Lena in a permanent time loop during an orgasm

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>>156949901
Jamison Fawkes!

>x sound barriers applied
>y sound barriers cast
Anyone ever seen that card? I just got it for the first time after not having seen it for like 500 levels

why does losing feel so bad

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I love Hana.

>>156950034

Lena "BP" Oxton

>>156950223
it means you're a lesser person irl

>>156950223
because you lost to deathball rather than a legit comp

>>156950223
No idea, I never lose

Loser

>>156949901
Why so early

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Mercy Kill

>>156950223
because you're not currently capable of pinpointing what you're doing wrong, or that could be improved and you know deep down, blaming it all on the team is a cop-out

>>156950271
L-Lena is a girl.

>>156950343
I thought that was a male version of pharah there

What hero would you like to see receiving the next short? I'd love it to be reyes personally

>>156950375
don't destroy my wet dreams, anon

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Hana smells

Hana stinks

Hana is hairy

>>156950375
Lena is just a very cute boy

>>156950375
Lena "DP" Oxton

>>156950435
>offense
none
>defense
none
>tank
Reinhardt - Lionhardt w/ Golden Wep
>support
none

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>>156950375
Lenny Oxton!

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>replaying dank souls in between frustrating losing streaks
my innate dexfaggotry screws me over again because i make quick work of early game enemies but mid game and end game enemies just laugh at my slash attacks with their high armor

then it got me thinking, what if overwatch adopted a rock-paper-scissors type of damage system

theres lasers/energy weapons, conventional weapons like bullets and arrows, explovies and finally melee damage

then of course theyd deal varying effectiveness on differing armor types, like dva mech and turrets take extra damage from energy weapons but take less from reinhardt hammer or weebstick

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>>156950410
>giving reaper 2 shorts

I wonder who could be behind this post, GABRIEL

>>156949953
I am actually at diamond and I am pretty shit. Statistically I'm top 5% maybe better but I know that I am bad so I understand what its like to be bad it was not ego inflation.

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>>156950441

>>156950304
>>156950362
it was brawl though

Is platinum considered average? What rank would it be in season 1?

>>156950480
>I only play one "main"
>t. bronze shitter

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>>156950435
>offense
Mariachi Reaper
>defense
that one suit that makes her look like the space slut from the Team Lilith hentai
>tank
Red Reinhardt
>support
Young Ana with tea time

>>156950410
D.Va

>>156950435
>offense
Tracer posh skin gold guns
>defense
what is this?
>tank
zarya siberian husky
>support
Sunyatta

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post anything (not gay) related to Reaper, the best character

>>156950435
>Jackal Pharah
>Earthen Mei
>Junebug D.Va
>Ifrit Zenyatta

>>156950435
>offense
Summer games tracer
>defence
Bloodhardt
>tank
Bloodhardt
>support
Sigrun/Valkyria Mercy, sometimes Devil
I like to switch her skins and Imp is for fags

>>156950546
50. Platinum is better than average but still pretty bad.

Someone on the EU play with me!

Ana nerf when? I can't play her for shit so I feel like I'm putting my team at a disadvantage by not playing her

No the changes on ptr don't count as a nerf

Lost like 25 in my last 30 games.
Every time there's someone getting triggered after 1st round picking shit composition or someone on my team disconnects (god forbid it's the enemy team).
Fell from 3516 to 3050.
Fuck this game.

>>156950435
>Offense
Mechaqueen Pharah
>Defense
Huntress Widow
>Tank
Artic Zarya
>Support
Shrike Ana

>>156950515
I wouldn't really call his role in the winston one a short, that one shows him but isn't focused on him and the others show some sort of origin
Most of the other poster heroes (Bastion, 76, Winston, Tracer, Widow) have had major roles in the other ones so far but maybe I'm just feeling false hope
I think it'd be sick to see Reyes pre-reaper but if Sombra gets a video he might appear in that I guess

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>>156950548
this would be true for any other role but every team needs a manly reinhardt

>>156950435
>offense
Tracer - Slipstream w/ gold guns
>defence
Bestion - Steambot
>tank
Rein - Balderich
>support
Zen - Sunyatta

>>156950698
what kind of changes did she get again?

>>156950717
>got to master
>bitches and moans
I fell from 3200 to 2400 m8

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>>156950619
heres an image of an elusive gabriel reyes in his natural habitat, staring down one of its main predators. a brown loli.


truly a magnificent sight

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>>156950569
shit, meant Symmetra on defense

someone knows the hentai of those 2 girls in space turned into sluts. Same team that made taimanin asagi

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>>156950524
fucking this
at 2.9k from 2.5k based solely on getting carried or vsing teams ~300mmr below me
cant wait till my luck runs out and i get shit back down to 2.5k so i can have fun again

>>156950698
Play Lucio. You are putting your team at a bigger disadvantage not playing him.

>>156950742
But what if someone else picks Reinhardt?

>>156950818
I cry

>>156950764
means you were place incorrectly senpai

QUICK /OWG/ WHATS THE BEST RETICLE COLOUR

>>156950524
People who know they are bad are already better than most people who don't which is like 90% of the playerbase

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>yfw you win

>but you get that sinking feeling that it was all on your team
>and you just dicked around the map spamming your m1 and occasionally using your ult
>and you know if you have lost, theyd be dogpiling on your uselessness

>>156950885
It is factually, scientifically proven green.

>>156950761
charge time increased by 20% or something like that, but her piss bottle is more effective now

what they will probably end up doing is
>toggle healing/damage

>>156950885
Magenta

>>156950885
Green
Short crosshair for hitscan and Zenyatta
Big circle for shotguns
Default for Hanzo
Dot for everybody else

>>156950885
Green.
Next

>>156950885
green crosshairs
Anything else is just lies

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>>156950885
YELLOW

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>>156950885
none.

believe in the heart of the cards and you shall strike true

>>156950885
Pink short crosshair

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>>156950885
white or green dot

Is there a discord or is it dead?

>>156950997
what the actual fuck is that control scheme
just get that razer mouseboard thing instead

>>156950773
>the real reason Jack wants d.va is because he had to watch reyes enjoy young fareeha

When's doomfist?

>>156951040
It was relentless shitposting and circle jerking from second 1 as are all 4chan discords

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>>156950885
Green, small crosshair. Dot for genji

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>>156950435
>offense
Tracer - Sporty
>defense
Symmetra - Regal
>tank
depends if agressive or defensive comp
Zarya - Weightlifter
Winston - Undersea
>support
depends whether the team already has enough single target heal or not
Zenyatta - Ascendant
Lucio - Auditiva
Also, pic related, what determines whether the winrate numbers appear on green, red, neutral?

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>>156951119
>Tracer - Sporty

Fuck u

>>156950929
I'm also Magenta here.
I don't understand the green appeal. I clearly aim better with Magenta.

>>156950601
She's way too 1-dimensional to receive anything interesting

>>156951089
PLEASE DONT CALL 'IT' THAT

>>156951209
ok

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>>156951161
hana is a korean celebrity with deep rooted daddy issues


and only jack can go fill that hole

>>156950997
>Wheel: Reload

This is why I wish it was just Mat and Pat again

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>>156951089
I respectfully disagree, but you're absolutely entitled to your opinion, anon! That's the great thing about fictional characters - not everybody reads them the same way, and it's always interesting to hear different interpretations!

>>156951189
Posh and Olympic ones got old already, to the point I'd rather use default. Got Sporty recently. Refreshing.

>>156951209
>1-dimensional

That is Pharah.

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>>156951161
d.va doesn't want to bang jack about as much as mei doesn't want to bang every inch of Junkrat's aussie body

>>156950435
>Offense
Soldier 76, Commander Morrison skin or Mcree with riverboat skin
>Defense
Hanzo with Okami or Torbjorn in white
>Tank
Blackheart or Junker D.Va
>Support
Silver frog Lucio or Horus Zenyatta

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>>156951119
>that Zarya K/D

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>Another brown woman with a long jacket

>tfw girl I work with looks exactly like Mei
>same glasses
>same body (I imagine Mei would look like her without all the layers)
>only lacking that hair stick
>she's 37 years old
Asked her out for beer once and we got wasted til 5 am. Now she seems to deny all my approaches to her. How the fuck do I deal with this brehs?

>>156950435
>Offense
Mariachi Reaper with golden guns
>Defense
Mei, normal skin
>Tank
Balderich Reinhardt
>Support
Captain Ana Amari

>DC
>come back a min later
>WOOOOOOW NICE THROW WOOOOOOOW REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU LOST MY STREAK WOOOOOOW
Masters players are truly the most autistic players there are.

>>156950435
>offense
Soldier 76, Daredevil
>defense
Mei, Rescue Mei
>tank
Zarya, Champion
>support
Zenyattam Ifrit

>>156950435
>offense
S76 - Smoke
>defense
none
>tank
D.VA - White Rabbit
>support
Mercy - Cobalt
Ana - Merciful

>>156951463
>deny all my approaches
just drop it my man

>>156951527
>Draw a vampire
>Call it a Jamison
For what purpose?

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>>156951463
>wasted till 5
That pussy was at the ready by 1 am, and you got it bone dry by 5
She probably thinks you're a huge pussy or gay

>>156951507
Ever since the beer thing, I've asked her out twice to dinner, she just gives me the old "I don't really feel hungry right now" even though it's fucking 9 pm and the last time we ate something was at lunch. We still talk laugh and shit but eh.
Real fucking qt though despite being an expired christmas cake.

>>156950435
Sprinter Tracer.
Yeti Hunter Mei
Shark Roadhog
Merciful/Young Ana

>competitive team getting rekt by a Bastion

gud

>>156951581
sauce pls. better not be a fucking trap

>>156950148
That's not Zarya X Bastion.

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>>156951676
Asuka IRL is not for the light of heart, but she is a genuine she
Some russian grill

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>>156950410
Zarya.
I want to see Svyatogor just annihilating Omnics in Siberia.
I want to see Aleksandra get really serious faced and scary like few female heroes get a chance to, maybe a little bit of her melting her way through Omnics in gory fashion: "I AM MOTHER RUSSIA"

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>>156951572
Junkrat has pointy teeth
I also believe that whoever drew the Halloween comic also drew 'Going Legit'
anyoen can back-up my assumption?

>>156951676
Alexandra Gaier

>>156950148
>D.va/Jack
>Mei/Rat
>Mercy/Genji
>Reinhardt/Zarya
>Ana/Mcree

>>156951527
I don't really like most ships involving Junkrat because I'm admittedly kind of selfish that way, but I guess it mainly stems from having a lot of friends that love shipping guys who are canonically portrayed as just close friends or comrades - at this point I'm kind of tired of seeing it, to be honest! I try to keep an open mind, though, since I know there are people out there who enjoy it, and who am I to tell them they shouldn't?

>>156950410
Junkrat and Roadhogs nefarious adventures

>>156951642
Just tuned in, which team is the chink team?

>>156951768
>>D.va/Jack
Absolutely disgusting

>>156951809
Both are chink teams

>>156950435
green reaper
>defence
desert camo roadhog
chicken zenyatta

>>156951234
indeed

>>156950806
From my own experience I suspect Lucio winrates vs. teams that don't have Lucio is something absurd.
Blizzard probably has this data, too. But they've already nerfed him once.

>>156950885
>>156950885
Depends which colour skin you've got on the character.

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>>156951161
No, but she wants to fuck him.

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>>156951829
Best ship.

>>156951585
>despite being an expired christmas cake.

and you wonder why she dropped you lmao

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>thinking your rank matters when most people in top500 is trash too!

>>156951642
Nothing abnormal here if the enemy team abuses tanks.

>>156951707
I'd greencard her

>>156951315
You mean "Pharah as well"

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>>156951829
>young korean star fawning over grizzle white warrior
pretty much as close to reality as this game can get

>>156951874
This is because a lot of shitters think he is mandatory for his healing.
What makes him broken is the speed boost.

So are these competitive teams aimbotting?
so many of them do it now and get away with it

>>156951253
>deep rooted daddy issues
Source?

>>156951978
that would be retarded because they have to play on legit computers in actual tournaments

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>>156950619
Here you go, not 100% homo

>>156952023
hi welcome
https://youtu.be/A1kkSZYIlTg?t=677

>download paladins
>try Ying since it says she's the newest
>she's more fun than any healer in overwatch

help me guys I dont want to go

>>156951905
TOP 500 play is basically
>lose the 1st team fight
>"welp gg its over"

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>>156952023
>show up for portugeese lan
>most of team doesn't wanna go because organisers
>decide to go anyway, knowing it'll be 60hz bullshit
>everyone practices 60hz
>arrive at event
>org says "they're fresh out of the box"
>have to install drivers and fix that shit causing delays
>start playing 3 of enemy team have 100fps
>one of us do, rest 20fps, we practiced 60, expecting the worst
>is this real life?
>nope, its Omen

Do you think Blizzard will release non-seasonal skins at some point?

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>>156951956
And I don't think there's anything wrong with that! If you like shipping them and if it's what makes you happy, then that's what's important! I like their dynamic too, I just tend to think of it as being platonic or familial! Thanks for the conversation, anon - I enjoyed this a lot!

>>156952074
>>>>>actual tournaments

So I just played a few bot matches in Paladins. I had no expectations since I'm basically playing a shitty free Overwatch clone.

...wtf am I playing.

1.) Blizzard, make your bots more like there's, holy shit. Did a double take because I thought we were up against real human players at first. Overwatch bots huddle up close together and approach the objective the same ways every time. then they get there and just stand there and let you shoot them. And then when you want to up the difficulty, all that happens is they get 100% accuracy and x-ray/wall hack so they pull off headshots even right when you turn the corner to ambush them.

2) There's more variety. I don't have to constantly fight 2 Zaryas and 2 Soldier 76s and 2 Zenyattas spamming their ults/shields. Why don't tehy release all the characters so the AI can actually have some options and matches don't have to be so boring.

3) More waifus/fanservice. In Overwatch the only heroes who come close to Widow are probably Mercy and Tracer, and they aren't even close. Pharah is wearing too much and young Ana doesn't count because she's old now. In Paladins, all the decent waifu characters are already playable, don't have to unlock them. Oh, and you know what's so shitty? Paladin's 'Widowmaker' is actually useful to play. Wow, way to spit on my Overwatch waifu, Blizzard. Widowmaker is supposed to be situational in matches, but Paladin's sniper is a rockstar. Why do their snipers get all the fun but Widow needs to get shat on?

This is supposed to be a half-assed clone and I'm already having more fun in their bot matches. Why, Blizzard. Why are you letting Paladins cuck you like this. wtf fix the AI so I can actually have fun farming loot boxes. Overwatch bot matches are garbage now that I've played Paladins. This shouldn't be happening. Don't lose to Hi-rez, not that shitty greedy company. Get your shit together, Blizzard.

>>156951896
>>156951893
Fucking kys. Jack is meant for Reyes; please prove him wrong homoposters

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>god accuracy on McCree, people start dropping dead every second
>realize there ARE counters to McCree- things that make targets unshootable like deflect and barriers
>Begin to despise Zarya more than anyone

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Okay, this is retarded as fuck even by multiplayer-game-with-zero-to-none-cheesy-story standards.

>>156952393
Can you chose map?

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Who here /battle Mercy/?

>>156951745
>>156951707
thanks famps

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>>156951893
>>156951896
Jack likes stinky hairy girls

>>156952427
You overestimate Korea's government

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>quickplay
>solo support as ana because no one gives a fuck as long as that notification goes away
>Hanzo being hopelessly harassed by Tracer
>keep healing him while watching him spin around in circles trying to hit her

Quickplay can be amusing sometimes

So what counters Bastion, officially (because I know you guys are gonna say 'lol everything does)? Because he's my main, and I need to train alts in counters to those counters.

>>156952416
Everyone hates Zarya, she has literally no counterplay

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>>156952427
>you will never blow all your money for subscription to D.Va stream

Why live?

>>156952397
Now kiss

>>156952574
Genji, anyone who can peek and shoot a high damage projectile, and characters who have no damage falloff on their weapons past 20m.

>>156952397
I'm so glad you do! Though I'm sorry to hear that you don't have friends - I wish I could offer advice on that point, but social situations have never really been my strong suit, so I'm not exactly sure how much I could help in the long run!

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>>156952589
Apparently I get a free sub with twitch prime which i get for free because of amazon prime

I'll probably blow it on joshy

>>156952393
>Look at Paladins since iv never heard of it
>Characters are lifted right from Overwatch, same designs and abilities

Is this legal?

>>156952457
No. You can choose gametype though I think? I'm not sure, i just started playing an hour ago so I don't know if there are more maps. Never played Paladins before. I only played push the objective so far but there are other modes. I'll probably unlock them the more I play.

>>156952396
>>156952507
Not if she slips him a roofie and then has her way with his unconscious body

>>156952574
A brain.

>>156952574
D.Va + anyone or anyone who can just corner peek shoot or genji

PTSD-bot needs babysitting

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>Watching stream
>D.Va is being played because foreigners
>D.Va is attacking discorded Ana
>Takes a year to kill her, loses over 300 health in the process

seriously just play Winston

>>156952692
Character from Overwatch are also lifted from other games. If you think Overwatch is original, you're in for a shock tbqh. Overwatch steals a lot of stuff from other games, but it's Blizzard so they can get away with it.

>>156952507
Yes, thanks!

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>dude in your friend list changes name
>spend hour wondering who the fuck is that guy

There should be some kind of notification for this shit if you have them on your list.

>>156952659
He could try not being a fgt

>>156952759
they were picking her for defense matrix which is actually quite good as it eats several popular ults like death blossom

it also cucks Reinhardt's ult charge because you can just eat fire strike all day

>group up with friend and new guys
>he picks comp
>WHY WOULD HE PICK COMP I ASKED TO JOIN FOR QP
>tell him not to add me in comp because I have no alts right now
>he says over voice chat 'this guy's a great Bastion'
>nonono shut up Im not good enough for come
>almost quit team to later whisper him over that
>OH WOW FASTEST COMP GAME FOUND EVER THANKS BLIZZARD YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLES
>try to do a pharah
>'i thought he was a good Bastion'
>sit there for 10 seconds
>sigh and pick bastion, let's get this over with
>start doing good, maybe I can-
>oh what do you know, he gets countered
>have nothing to switch to
>try Pharah
>do worse
>we get creamed
>teams mad at friend
>friend's mad at me 'I thought you were good'
I hate how this game broadcasts how hard it is for me to tell people no.

>>156952826
just delete them to be safe. can't be too careful with all the hackers these days

>>156952393
Is that game pay2win?
Its free to play so I would expect so

Anyone got that pic of some guy in the chat saying "That's it" and switching to Reaper?

>>156952843
Post belly

>>156952759
>only year
>only 300 health

Fucking reaper tier damage. Bitch's due for some more nerfs i say.

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>>156952826
:3

>>156952843
why didn't you just reject the invitation. tell them no means no

Why is the fucking menu so fucked sometimes for no reason? Every few games it just fucks up and the hud dissapears, maybe they should fix shit with their epic f2p loot $$$$

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>>156952574
>>156952843
>bastion main
>BASTION
>MAIN
AHAHAHAHA LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK MAINS BASTION
AHAHAHAHA LIKE NIGGA SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS GAME
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT NIGGA LIKE GUN IN THE MOUTH RIGHT NOW NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU WILL DO EVERYONE A FAVOR
ZYLBRAD IS A MEME
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD BE A MEME
AHHAHHAHHAHAHA FUCK OFF FOREVER

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>Black player
>They almost always pick Hanzo or Genji

>>156952901
They should make it so Ana only does damage if the enemy is affected by her biotic grenade debuff. The fact that she's a legitimate threat at long range is bullshit.

>>156952952
>nips do the same shit
>they're either god tier or fucking terrible with no middle ground

>>156952913
I said 'hey can I play some Quickplay with you' and he said 'sure', so I was invited, thought it'd be quickplay with just me and him, and then all that happened.

>>156952973
Daily reminder that "fucking terrible" is "slightly above average".

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Have you worked on your tracking today?

>>156952952
If a black guy is playing OW they're 100% a weeb

>>156952852
i don't know. I barely just started playing. I know you can buy cosmetics. And there's these cards you collect while playing to add to your loadout, but I just used default everything so far. Haven't touched or customize3d any loadouts yet.

They have a shop in-match like a moba, you buy items like in LoL that you get by doing stuff in-game. It only lasts during the match though.

It's made by Hi-rez, they've added p2w stuff to their games before so I wouldn't be surprised if they were in there though. Don't know how long I'll be playing it.

>>156952692
Yeah cause blizzard don't do that all the time or anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRcPVkUzzHQ

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>there'll never be a cute bishonen hero

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>>156952870

>>156953034
Obvious trigger bot but nice try guy

>>156953006
you should have just left when they went into matchmaking. I wouldn't have risked it. I don't trust any friends in comp. I'd rather try my luck with randoms.

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>was 1 kill off the 20 killstreak achievement when time ran out

>>156952574
Widow, Hanzo, Junkrat, Genji, Ana, Torb (in a similar way to Hanzo, except with rivets instead of arrows), D.Va, Roadhog (to a degree, requires close range), Zarya (Less that she's a counter, more that she'll deny you your kills and you'll inevitably feed her a lot of charge unless you specifically wait until she uses her shield then immediately kill her once it drops), Reaper (Again, requires close range, but can jump around shooting you and will likely kill you before you can do anything about it), McCree (can peek shoot you and there's very little you can do about it if he's got healer backup), Soldier 76 (For much the same reason as McCree but with his own healing), Tracer (only her ult, she's fairly easy to deal with if she's just trying to shoot you), Pharah (at extreme ranges she can at the very least force you to evacuate your position without taking much damage due to the minigun's spread), Mei (her wall is quite effective at removing you from the equation for several seconds, since it takes a lot of ammo to burn through even one pillar, and she can also snipe at you with icicles, not to mention you will never escape her ult if she decides to toss it your way), Symmetra (her Ballz will force you to move).

>>156950435
>offense
Raindancer
>defense
hayseed
>tank
siberian front
>support
young ana

When speaking General chat outside of a match on the main menu, who does it include? People in your area?

>>156952115
feel free to join our ranks at /palagen/

>at least 2 golds every single match
>lose every single match
what the fuck why does the game hate me

>>156953140
>20 killstreak achievement
>got it by accident playing Soldier:76 while sub level 25 in total shitter land

lol
just
sorry man

>>156953181
>When speaking General chat outside of a match on the main menu, who does it include?

Cute boys

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Will he ever get the buffs he needs?

>>156952692
I laugh at the fanboys defending blizzard when they do it and rage when someone else does

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3tnft8/blizzard_copied_tf2_admitted/

how the FUCK am I meant to kill 3 symmetra teleporters in one round?

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>no joshi hero

Why live

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>>156953056
Excuse me?

>>156953080
I witnessed someone else doing that a few days ago. He was Lucio, got tilted and switched to Reaper.

>>156953202
Means you're only slightly less crap than your garbage teammates. Or you chose hanzo and got epic kills instead picking tank or heal and winning the game.

>>156953250
You hope they pick several symmetras.

>>156953260
They're certainly funnier, I remember playing Anarchy Reigns and some black guy was talking about how Naruto gets him thick bitches.

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>>156953115
>That's rape, anon. After that 76 would be extremely traumatised and seek out Reaper for comfort no matter how hot that would be
Of course it is and of course he would. That's why dva76 is so good - it only further reinforces the perfection that is reaper76

>>156953080
Thanks!

>>156953252
sauce

>>156953258
Tracer is an annoying Brtish cunt with the most obnoxious fake-cockney accent

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>>156953097
can't tell if meme fuck or really shit at the game

>>156953369
Asuka on twitter

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>>156953197
I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass on that, anon, but I'm very flattered regardless and I've had a great time talking with you! You have a great day, okay?

Playing this game solo is by far the most painfully annoying experience i've ever faced.

>>156953371
t. salty as fuck Pharah main

>>156953412
>that one-frame snap onto the symmetra in the beginning

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why would you aimbot with hanzo lmao

I can never get a single kill with d.va
everyone just walks around a corner, her ult is shit

>Widowmaker X Tracer
>Tracer X D.Va
>76 X D. Va
>76 X Reaper
>Mercy X 76
>Mercy X Reaper
>Mercy X Pharah
>Winston X Tracer
>Mcree X Reaper
>Sombra X Reaper
>Pharah X Mcree
>Ana X 76
>Ana X Reaper
>Junkrat X Roadhog
>Mei X Junkrat
>D.Va X Roadhog

Can you guys please stop doing this kind of stuff? Just stop.

Quick! What's the best Harambe skin, victory pose, voice line, and intro? I just found out he's an insta win in koth maps.

>>156953537
>why would you aimbot with hanzo lmao
Because it works, and is less obvious than McCree/Widowshitter

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>>156950619

>not gay

well balls aren't touching so this should be fine.

>>156950997
he uses that because hes literally too retarded for wasd, im not even kidding. If you watch him play youll wonder if hes legit brain damaged.

>>156953202
your gold doesn't mean anything if you lost, I've had games where I had 70 eliminations but still won because we couldn't grou up.

>>156953604
lmao how bad do you have to be with logman to need an aimbot to hit people beyond 10m

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>>156953580
>Harambe

>>156953652
what I'm referring to is the fact that I'm usually one of the best if not the best player on the losing team, rather than being relatively bad on a winning team

>>156952826
You added me from the old battletag googledoc

>my opponent hooks me through fucking walls and never is even close on his hooks
>i try roadhogg
>can't hook shit even if im directly on them
fuck me

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Mei and roadhog are the most cancerous heros

dont try to defend this, drones

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>>156953579
you forgot
>Junkrat x Symmetra
>Junkrat x Tracer
>Junkrat x Mercy
>Mercy x Roadhog
>Mercy x anyone; really
>also: D.Va x Junkrat, just because

>>156951936
>>156951253
wtf i hate d.va now

>>156953846
That's not Zarya and Hanzo.

>>156953882
faggot, kill yourself

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>>156953908
how absolutely rude

>>156953715
>frogposter crying about taste in memes

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>>156953579
>>156953864
Seems like D.Va x Mercy is the only pair that does not offend anyone in any way.

Why are they so perfect?

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>tfw no elves in Overwatch
Does Widowmaker count as a dark elf? Would that make Mercy a high elf and Pharah a wood elf?

>chinese """"pros"""" unironically picking torbjorn

>>156954081
Reapers an elf.

>>156954081
Why would there be an elf when they are on earth?

>>156954016
Please stop. I forgot to add them to the list.

>>156954138
Ask the dwarf

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>last 15 seconds of the cancer map called hanamura
>QUICK EVERYONE PRESS Q LOL!!

quality fucking game

>>156953864
>>156954016
>>156954170
there are 23 heroes, counting Sombra, when we ship everyoen with everyone, how many ships does that make?
could we make a fleet?

>>156953334
can you earn cheevos in custom games?

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>>156953537
>he can't snap to heads without aimbots
git gud maybe?

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>>156954170
What about MercyxWidowmaker

>>156953334
put the teleporter right outside of the enemy spawn every time

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>"you can leave during the assemble your team phase in QP"
Thanks, now I have a leaver penalty.

>>156950435

>Offence
McCree - Eastwood colours

>Defence
Bastion - Defence Matrix + Gold

>Tank
Reinhardt - Copper

>Support
Lucio - Football Gear

>>156953580
>Skin
Undersea
>Emote
Laughing Matter
>Victory Pose
The Thinker
>Voice Line
Natural Selection
>Highlight Intro
Glasses

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>use 3 ults on roadhog
>he presses e and lives through them

>>156954345
You can, you must be leaving during set up instead.

>>156954479
>using ults on roadhog
????????????

>>156954250
No, please don't do that.

>>156953864
>>156954261
No, these aren't allowed either. Please add them to the list as well.

>>156954479
That's the most appropriate time to actually "tank" as Roadhog, since you won't be giving anyone ult charge.

>>156954540
Nope.

>>156954479

>Team coordination is so bad 3 ults can't burn down 900 HP

Just Bronze things

>>156954545
>shoot him in the face 5 times with mccree
>he presses e and i have to shoot him 3 more times

>>156954345
>>156954540
>>156954594
internally, they count in the "last 10 games" if you leave after setup once, and if you do it 10 times in a row you just get a penalty anyway
it's fucking retarded

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Just got this lel

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>>156952574
>Mei
Her freeze spray is a harmless distraction to Bastion, and Meis that expect an easy kill with freeze and headshot spears are in for a rude surprise if you aren't less than 30% health. It's the ult that's a terror, and her ice walls can fuck you over positioning-wise. They want to bait you into taking a path, so don't. Just retreat and rearm elsewhere. Meis work on getting the team flustered into traps, so don't take the bait, play against their plans.
Counters:
Zarya, McCree, Widowmaker
>Ana/Widow
Don't let yourself stay open when Snipers are out, keep low, and move a lot
Counters: Hanzo, Widowmaker, Genji
>Hanzo
His ult is a great way to tilt the enemy team if you walk out of the way and say in general 'lol u missed' but his scatter arrow's a bitch and a half.
Counters:Genji, Winston, Widowmaker
>Pharah
Worst ult, her repel can't hurt you, but dash and splash will ruin your day, so don't try and be pro and take her out, run away when she ducks behind a pillar.
Counters:Widowmaker, S76, Roadhog
>Genji
This motherfucker. Goad him into popping his deflect early, and you'll eat him for breakfast. But that doesn't work forever, so switch if you're getting crushed by him.
Counters:Zarya, Winston, Mei

tl;dr Train up Genji and Zarya, as well as Widowmaker and Ana for sniper practice and Support options, then dabble in Roadhog, Mei, Winston and Hanzo. Good luck.

>>156954040
them too

>>156950885
Green dot. Perfect colour contrast and even on Reaper it's bang on.

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Paladins is for ______________.

(Fill in the blank)

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>>156954571
How about D.va/Widowmaker?

>gamerpony

what is this disgusting shit, i thought cloppers didnt roam this game

>>156954719
wanking

>>156954669
>Winston counters Genji
when will this meme die?

>>156954716
Ok, Rein X Junkrat is also off-limits.

>>156950872
I didn't place there. I place at 2300 and climbed to 3200 and then fell back to 2400

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>Rein is a captain, Ana his first mate
Are they friends or has she been looking into some German Engineering?

So what's the deal with the supposed Sombra leak? Real or hoax?

>>156954746
No, please don't ship them either.

>>156954842
F A K E
A K E K
K E K A
E K A F

>>156954842
Its real

>>156950435
Wight Reaper
Bleached Junkrat
Default Reinhardt
Wadjet Ana/Djinnyatta

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has anyone ever managed to look what's underneath his skirt?

>>156954807
>swat off the map
>can't be deflected
>can't be whittled down
When it stops being true.

>>156954842
We'll find out Tuesday probably

>>156954607
>get 55% ult for free
>somehow this is bad

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>>156954968
Rein X Ana or nothing

Is Bastion's Ult the worst in the game?

>>156954809
You know, it'd probably be easier and quicker at this point just to list the ships that ARE acceptable.

>>156954968
No.

>>156954826
>>156954829
Please stop.

>>156955058
Its pretty decent if you position yourself above a team and just provide long range mortar fire.

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>>156954890
Meix Zarya?

>>156953579
>>Widowmaker X Tracer
>>76 X Reaper
>>Mercy X Reaper
>>Mercy X Pharah
>>Winston X Tracer
>>Sombra X Reaper
>>Junkrat X Roadhog
>>D.Va X Roadhog
These are completely fine

>>156955073
The only acceptable shipping in this game is when you are delivering the payload to the objective. Everything else is headcanon.

>>156955035
nothing then.

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>>156955162
Torb x Rein?

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>>156954943

>>156950775
Space Pirate Sara?

>>156955162
Denied. Sorry.

>>156955206
I know how this ends

>>156955195
Well in that case, you're absolutely right, shipping is retarded.

>>156952034
Genji/Mercy makes more sense than most other ships.

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Ana takes a fuck ton of photos throughout the comic

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>>156955195
What about widowmaker x her husband. Literally canon

>>156955196
Nope.

Ana does way too much damage for a hitscan sniper whose main job isn't doing damage. Also why do the piss jugs do 60 damage when their purpose is to heal, or block enemy healing? And wtf is a 6 second stun on a short cooldown and no warning?

>>156955312
>shipping widow and her husband a happy couple
You hand holding son of a bitch there are young adults browsing this website who dont need your smut corrupting them.

>>156955346
Why does zenyatta shit out some of the best damage in the game despite being a healer

Ana is fine with the upcoming changes, her only problem right now is how fast her ult charges

>>156955346

That's the tradeoff for being a support with no mobility skills; Mercy can fly away, Lucio can sanic speed his way out, Zenyatta can murder anyone who looks at him funny, and Ana can humiliate you then run somewhere safe.

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>>156955206

>>156955346
Please stop trying to get everybody in overwatch nerfed. Its boring. I hate ana as well but jesus man.

>grab healthpack
>say thanks

Who else conditioned here?

>>156954081
Widow isn't dark elf, she's night elf.

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>>156955346
>he actually got rekt by ana
>hes upset that her grenade does 15 more damage than her melee attack

>be Rein
>standing around minding my own business and backing up my team
>Ana sleepdarts and teabags me
I never felt so violated

>>156950775
Kangoku Senkan

>>156955581
>your team just let it happen
you got cucked as well in the progress

>>156955464
Zenyatta has slow projectiles, and very low HPS outside of his ult. Ana is the most powerful single target healer and also has an AOE heal

>>156954081
Aren't dark elves just succubus with pointed ears?

QP is such trash, half the people are going super tryhard like it's comp except there's hero stacking.

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>>156955502
>Bedtime!
>fucks off back to her team
>roadhog/reaper wanders over to you

i have never gotten angry when playing a game in my entire life, in 30 years it hasnt happned. but Whevever i play this game i turn into a complete raging faggot. i cant stand this game, but at the same time its fun for a while. but in the time of a single round i can go super saiyan at either an enemy faggot or some shitter on my team (who is most likley outpreforming me - but who knows seeing as this is babbis first FPS and we cant shot K/D ratios). The fuck is this shit i cant for the life of me understand why this happens.

>>156955637
You could always play a bot match or alone

>>156955528
Ana is responsible for the 3 tank meta where doing damage to enemies is actually a bad thing. She can outheal everything you throw at them, and then you get wareehum'd

>ana does so much damage and is good at every range so pocketing her with mercy actually works

nice game blizzard you fucking retards

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RIP top 500 dreams

>>156955546
She doesn't have to reciprocate

>>156955707
gameplay strategies at its best

don't like it? >>>/lolg/

>>156955737
You're not that guy who was duo-queueing with a silver border fag from earlier? Those exact numbers look really familiar

>>156955696
Nah that's retarded, I'm just going to stick to comp where I don't need to deal with double genji

>>156955637
What are they supposed to do? Pick D.Va and spam emotes?

>>156955312
Is her husband still alive? "Til death do us part."

Then no. Widowmaker X Gerrard is no longer possible, and no longer canon.

>>156955772
I'm solo queue only so no.

>>156955818
she could dig him out
but that wouldn't be healthy