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Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Did you know that today is International Red Panda Day? Edition.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Guides: http://killurselves.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui


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>>155034418
you fucking killed the general.
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>check conduit summary
>8 reports and 12 commends
>get low priority

Since when can salty bitches put you in low q
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>>155036042
Why shouldn't they be able to do that?
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4th for our guy
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>>155036042
>don't play how people want you to play.
>report.
>it keeps happening.
>end up in low prio
just valves shitty report system nothing to see here.
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Never forget
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>>155036427
>a record he also held
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>>155036427
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>>155030245
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>>155037127
when are you going to kill yourself you autistic waste of space
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Heroes you didn't think you'd like but actually really enjoy
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>>154975702
>WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING THEY HAD A GOOD LINEUP WITH MIRACLE ALL THE HAD TO DO WAS PICK A PLAYER OTHER THAN BULBA

Get a GRIP you fucking idiot. The only roster reshuffle that matters is the one before TI. Hell, it's possible that Miracle might be in another team before TI.

These teams don't matter
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>https://www.twitch tv/beyondthesummit
NOrwegian
DOtes
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>you received 0-2 reports
No one hears you. Your account has been flagged as disruptive and your communication privileges temporarily revoked.

explain this dotards?
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Sheever!
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Hey gulag, how viable is WK with Vlads and Satanic for maximum lifesteal?
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I want to random in ranked. Is it okay?
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>Loda
>Limmp
>jonassomfan
>EGM
>Handsken

my fucking sides. This shuffle period has been fucking awful.
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>>155038985
Kek
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>pick strength carries that aren't tresdin
>win
Well FUCK
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>>155039659
if you random first, sure

if you're a last pick randomer you should kill yourself.
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Rate/post em
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>>155039054
Oh my goodness.
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>>155039970
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>>155036123
If you can report someone into LPQ, why doesn't commending cancel it out? If I end up on solo queued with a chill bro and he reported for bad behavior later I'm gonna know it's utter bullshit, so logically I should vouch for him.
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>all those fucking mudslime players

what is it with this game that attracts those cockroaches. i want to have niggers instead
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>>155039970
A fellow Earth Spirit lover. Can't wait to see the hero get a couple of small buffs next patch.
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>>155040313
He doesnt really need buffs but this is dota, Icefrog wont stop until he sees him in every game
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>>155039054
can someone post all the sheever bj webms and pictures
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>>155039970
>>155040313
>>155040395
>tfw you will never be able to stun with pull again
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>>155040395
Maybe he is a little but underwhelming right now compared to some other 4 heroes. You think?
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>>155040313
Earth Spirit is honestly garbage right now, hes the worst pos 4 roamer atm. Pudge, ET, bara, bh and riki are all far superior, i'd honestly rather have tusk or night stalker atm.

And i spent 100+ games trying to get perfect at the hero, thanks alot icefrog.
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>giving a shit about Liquid
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>>155040561
Eh well hes not the best hero, and yes, hes underwhelming but that doesnt mean the hero needs buffs. Its more like other heroes need nerfs.
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>>155040561
>>155040585
Yup. Feels pretty bad since it's probably the best and most creative hero ever created.
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>People still think Bulba was the problem
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>https://www.twitch tv/beyondthesummit
norwegano
dotano
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>>155040927
Are you implying the problem was the president?
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>tfw your support uses his spells to steal your cs
>gets mad and wonders why I have a iron talon and go afk jungle instead of lane

Nice meme
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can PPD stop shilling his girlfriend's shit everywhere fuck
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Hey dotards
What are some god tier single player custom games?
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>Charlie Yang stands in front of you with his sleeves rolled up and asks this

What do you even do?
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>>155041417
I say "Bulba bulba, bulbasaur"
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>>155041417
i know hes shit at dota
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>>155041417
That hes never finished higher than top 12 in the last year
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>yet another anti-mage who afk farms for 40 minutes and blames his teammates
Why are AM pickers so fucking braindead ? If they lose, they blame the team. If they win, they spam shit like "ez" as if it wasn't 4vs5 the entire game
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>americans think they're allowed to post in this thread
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who is justin
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>>155041707
My neighbor
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>>155039054
have a (You) my dude
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>>155041542
He is not even a pro player. Or am I wrong?
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>>155041707
>cancel and swindlezz on the same team
Somebody's gonna die.
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>>155041707
>cancel, swindlezz & moo

jesus fucking christ, what a shitshow
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>>155041707
>zfreek
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>>155041707
this has to be a joke
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>>155041417
I'll look him in the eyes and say "I know what really happened to that girl i Manila" and he'd shut the fuck up and never speak to me again.
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>>155041371
>agresif eats pizza and puts his dick in every chinese org while rtz bounces between orgs like a child during a divorce

>>155041707
>zfreek will never learn not to play with his brother
>swindlezz captaining from the 5th will be interesting but ultimately fail like everything else he does
>zfreek still looks like a fat lesbian
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>>155041707
Really? Justin is his gamertag? this is fucking stupid

Does he realize how many Justins there are in the world? What if another Justin were to play Professional Dota?

He needs to think of a proper alias, not this dumb real name shit
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>>155042419
muh gaymer tag
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>>155041707
>zfreek will never lose weight and break free from his brother
its not fair
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someone post fat lesbian zfreek
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>>155042419
Generally, people are known by their real name in public and it hasn't been a huge problem so far. It's really only rappers and professional wrestlers who are known by some moniker while politicians, actors, scientists, TV personalities, etc. are known by their real names.
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>>155042419
Which pro would have the coolest name if gamer tags aren't allowed?
[A]kterhall
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>>155042419
>ice
>iceice
>iceiceice

Asians are also quite stupid with their names
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>kaipi is the best EU team now
what happened?
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storm spirit is fucking broken

what a retarded hero
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>>155042886
the return of clown doto
I heard Qpad wanted to pick them up
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rpg is rpg
and will always
be rpg
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>>155042902
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>>155042886
>shitshit fags still delusional
enjoy the open qualifiers retard
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>>155043038
>>155042902
>10000 gold worth of items
>dont gank the mid
>complain when he kills you
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>>155042419
>I'll never be a pro player so I can hear LD say Lelouch is doing it while all the shit tasting weebs cheer for me.
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>>155042902
YOU ARE DOO-
DOO-
YOU A-
Y-
DOO-
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Are these builds viable?
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>>155043519
>void has a mom
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>>155042419
>not using a real sounding name as your pseudonym
are you kidding me?
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>>155041417
That he has never won anything. And that teams only pick him when there is nobody else left. His signature hero is clockwerk, one of the worst heroes in the game.
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>>155039054
what the hell is the context of this webm
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>>155042828
tournament techies pickers can call themselves whatever they like

kek is always pleased
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>>155043519
wex exort is the euls meatball deafening blast meme build
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HOW DOES MATCHMAKING WORK SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN
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>>155043339
your name is Malik you subhuman shitskin paki
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>>155043942

Wow, you don't even need the euls either.
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>>155041707
justin is ephey's bf, or ex-bf i think now
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>>155042652
Typically those politicians, actors, scientists, and TV people use the combination of their first name and last name as their public name, like "Tom Cruise" instead of just "Tom" or "Taylor Swift" instead of just "Taylor"

In cases where their last name is pretty rare, using only that is justified, like "Obama" or "Trump"

That's why it's so stupid that this kid is choosing to just use "Justin". Even the most famous Justin has to go by "Justin Bieber".
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>>155039970
god damn dude
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>>155044367
>that deep dark obsession with me.
go lose more games Ivan.
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>>155040436
only got this one but i got (You) fa m
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reminder that we like bulba and the new complexity :3
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what do you do when your tilted d2g?
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>>155044707
play more games obviously
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>>155042753
Probably a Japanese player if they ever make a team.
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>>155044672
>we like bulba

no we dont
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>>155044707
play honey select
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>>155044707
stop playing

maybe play unranked for a bit
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>>155044707
Techies
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>>155044830
based degenerate weeb
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What course should I take with my sexual life if I want to increase my dota skill as much as possible?
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>>155039054
fukken saved
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>>155044707
Random and jungle with whatever hero I randomed. (Most recently, Troll Warlord, which was not so hard with Iron Talon)
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>>155039054
Hello?
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>>155045095
Find a girlfriend and have sex with her
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>>155039054
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>>155036909
Luna and KOTL
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? that "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>155036909
Would fuck both
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>>155045324
Part 4 anime is so disappointing.
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>>155045481
anime truly was a mistake
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>>155039659
Absolutely

I random in every ranked match. Its simply hilarious, not only you get to play all the heroes, it also creates massive anal pain.instantly.
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>>155043994
HELP ME
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>>155039659
RANDOM FIRST PLEASE
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>>155043994
>>155046194
>normal skill
Mate please.. Mate.. Tony..
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post a hero without actually posting them
ez mode
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https://wesg.starladder.com/en/dota2/teams/41287

Is Canada white?
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Any tips on not comparing myself to and feeling lesser than others?
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>>155046721
moonmeander isnt even from canada
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Is dota worse than it was before nowadays? Or do you still get the same feeling out of it as when you were new?
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>>155043519
If they are on the same team, Invoker's build is fine.
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Guys I need your help I was wondering if you guys had a
>http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Knight_Statue
>http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Midnight_Terror
To trade or to sell

And lastly
>Heir of Terror Loading Screen
to trade sell or maybe you can give me a screencap since I can't find any good resolutions for my wallpaper
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>>155045273
Wouldn't that make normies top players?
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>BigShitty NoTIs backstabs so hard that OG implodes
>RTZ proceeds to backstab EG so hard two players are deleted from Dota

How can BigBaddy hope to compete in such a game of One-upmanship
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>>155042652
autismspeaks (dot) org
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>>155047064
>Is dota worse than it was before nowadays? Or do you still get the same feeling out of it as when you were new?


literally chasing the dragon
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>>155047179
RTZ's actually been on five Dream Teams and has 0 TIs to show for it. Quite possibly the most overrated player in the history of Digital Sports. Pathetic!
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>>155047367
>Quite possibly the most overrated player in the history of Digital Sports


Universe holds that title.
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Is this the worst reshuffle in history?
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>>155045481
t. Lina Crestfall
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>>155040585
I spend so much time trying to perfect jungle legion until it became the standard Peruâ„¢ strat. Tried everything, EVERYTHING. I had about a 30% winrate before I finally gave up on it. Then Iron-Talon released and all the monkeys threw the latest shit of "ANYONE CAN JUNGLE WITH IRON TALON".

I've tried killing myself but can never get there, should I just emmigrate to Peru? I'm thinking I could fit in, even being 2.4k I'd probably still be on the higher side of society too.
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>>155047458
feels like everyone got worse like lol wtf

SEA is like the strongest region now fucking lmao

ti7 is pinoy
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this time last year ritsu was being hyped as easily one of the best carries in the world. good times
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>>155047457
Wrong.
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>>155047706
burning was actually the definitive best at his role at some point tho

universe at his peak was massively overrated
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>>155041707

Into tier 4 it goes
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>>155047457
>Universe holds that title.
reevaluate ur life
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>>155047861
>universe at ti4 aka 'le ebin best player in teh world'
>literally plays two heroes
>are both massive aoe ult heroes
>after ti4
>literal downward spiral
>not even top 2 offlaner in NA anymore
>worst player by far on his team at ti6

why the fuck did fear retire and that shitter is still here fucking hell
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>>155047590
t.Jark
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>>155048002
reevalute ur life
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>>155048002
there are no good offlaner on any team
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>>155048075
t.3k NA cuck boy
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>>155047706
burning was good though.

id nominate mushi instead
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>>155046501
I'd say Beastmaster but you probably mean Chen.
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>>155047367
>>155047457
>>155047706
I am sure it is a LeL player is the one that hold that title
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>>155048138
see >>155048075
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>>155048118
faith bian
ohaiyo
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>>155048118
faith bian

>inb4 memes
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>>155048002
Would you rather have le epic timberman Moo?
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>>155048297
>>155048317
i'm not interested in non western teams
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>>155048378
I mean moonmeander is also an option
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>>155044707
tilt more usually
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>>155048378
moo is the biggest fraud to ever play in a team, I can't believe people were surprised by the kick
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>>155048297
faith bian god of roshan
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Are there good carries in the west left?

EE and notail both play like theyre 3k mmr.
Matu is a tilter.
Fear retired.
CIS subhumans are too busy being irrelevant.
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>>155048679
me
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>>155045315
>>155039054
Sheever has some nice tits.
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>>155046501
ok lemme try.
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>league currently in meltdown
>cs go currently in meltdown
>hearthstone in meltdown
>sc2 dead
>hots dead
>overwatch putting up disappointing numbers, popularity already fading

IS THIS TRULY THE AGE OF THE DOTARD?
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>literally no streams

how am i supposed to grind in WoW
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>>155048895
>>overwatch putting up disappointing numbers, popularity already fading
what exactly is the appeal of the game, people just go 6 dva in quick play or abandon after round 1 in competitive
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>>155048895
what's going on with our neglected sibling?
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>>155048720
Mason are you ever returning to tier 1 Dota
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>>155048615
lol

>>155048679
lol

>>155049243
the death of gambling, hackusations, etc.
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>>155048163
Its beastmaster, he can actually talk to the animals and is companions, chen just thralls them
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Slacks is actually such an unlikeable player. Not only he is dogshit, he thinks he's good at the game. Are US servers really so bad that Slacks is nearly 5k?
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>>155049243
Presuming you mean cs go

basically they are in an actual 'dying game, valve are shit and don't do anything to fix the game' mode since the last major

twitch viewership is down and the playerbase is bleeding

pros keep talking about how much they hate valve

ect
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>>155048679
resolution has been the best carry in the world for a quite a while now
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>buy midas and go farm
>the duo shit stack cry about me farming and trying to win while they group up and die.
>r-report him please
holy fuck solo queue only WHEN.
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>>155048874
sven?
can you give any hints?
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>>155047169
Can anybody atleast tell me why I can't buy some cosmetics in the DotA2 store
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>>155048895
>hots
hots1 or hots2?
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name a more autistic hero than tinker.

pro tip you can't.

if you play him you are literally 100% autistic with no cure.
pic related: it's a typical tinker spammer
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>>155049352
slacks is pretty fucking good at the actual 5v5 phase. he's just the most retarded laning player to have ever existed. And yes, NA doto is full of dumb shits who last pick bloodcyka to fill out their 5 core lineup
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>>155049589
heroes
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give him an active ability
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>>155049664
>turn on slacks stream
>fat fingers his entire fucking item inventory in an attempt to place 1 ward
yep, i'm out.
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>>155049243
the problem with csgo is that it got popular through twitch, and thus appealed to casuals

the problem is that csgo isn't a casual game (even more so because you can basically only queue ranked mm) and has unforgiving mechanics, so a ton of players quit the game because they weren't owning like when they play CoD or whatever. a ton of them also jumped ship to overwatch or whatever because you can't expect casual gamers to play the same game for more than few months

twitch viewership went down because gambling is banned and the game is boring as fuck to watch because it's so repetitive
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>>155049594
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>155049594
speaking of autism,
which heroes are autistic or otherwise mentally defective, i.e; retarded or similar?
drow and weaver come to mind
venge and ta maybe?
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>>155050021
its so crazy to me that a game can have basically the same dudes playing on the same maps using the same strats over and over again for YEARS and still get viewership
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>>155049530
Not sven.
Hint: it's a fucking rock.
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>>155048895
Why is this?

I read why csgo seems dying here (>>155049243) but why is the rest dying too?
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>>155049732
conjure ring of repick
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LMAFO RITSU
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umm have you seen the twitch viewers recently? Dota is the one dying not CSGO, League , Hearstone or Overwatch.
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>>155048895
What's going on with LoL?
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>>155050286
league has been going downhill for quite a while, its just that its only recently starting to really fail hard
hearthstone has been shit from the start
starcraft has nothing new or interesting going on
hots is like hearthstone but worse off
overwatch, eh. its new so hard to say if its actually dying or just unpopular
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Can I get Axe tips? Serious. Every time I play Axe I initiate, pop call then blademail, get focused and die very fast. I feel like there's something I'm not getting about playing him
Nothing will ever beat my 30% or so winrate on Lion though. I have no idea what the fuck I do wrong with that hero
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>buy a bunch of cosmetics
>all the booga disappears from my teams

Was CLQ right? Do you get better teammates from buying hats?
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Hello /d2g/
I am willing to do an open interview and answer any and all questions ask me anything
I have 6.7k mmr
On my stove top right now are three pots, one filled with chicken tikka masala simmering on low, one with palak paneer staying warm and one with rogan josh simmering away
I'm about to slide some naan into the tandoor

And I am the greatest player to post on /d2g/
I will gift you with small tokens of knowledge
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>>155050649
post your games
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This hero is literally theorycrafting honeypot: the hero.

He is a prism made out of poo that everyone thinks with just the right angle and light that they can salvage it as something other than what it is: shit.
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>>155050515
riot managed to fuck up too many times with things like flaming TSM, LCS, dynamic queue, etc.
western playerbase dropped more than 50% since the release of overwatch
korea was overrun by scripters and overwatch is now played more than league there
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>>155050768
That's not rubick
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>>155049732
He sets trees around him on fire. The fires damage units around the trees and it spreads to other trees.
>>
grants gonna get laid toniiiiiight
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I know Anti-Mage rarely builds daedalus, but is it a good choice against a very farmed axe/centaur/etc who has a heart and crimson guard and all that?
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>>155049664
He still fucking clicks his items to use them. If he played cores instead of pos 5s he would be 3k tier
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>>155050286
league has the most to talk about, this year has been a general disaster for league.

basically all the old shit like

>no replays
>no sandbox mode
>no booths at tournaments (one of the teams that played in a final this year said they literally couldn't hear each other communicate because of the crowd noise)

BUT NOW

>lcs teams going borderline nuclear
>exposing LCS as an incredibly unsustainable system
>literally 90% of the teams make no money of league of legends, despite the massive amount of effort they put in

and

>riot removed solo q and replaced it with 'dynamic queue'
>long story short, it's universally hated by everyone and pros stopped playing ladder because of it

mix this with

>declining viewership
>overwatch obliteration leagues popularity in korea
>the lol subreddit losing 50% of it's traffic since the beginning of the year
>marc merril being a trucking retarded, and apparently got boosted in his own fucking game
>they banned a team with no evidence for suppsoedly being invested in another team (against riot rules),
>but only gave a warning to two other teams which there was public evidence of them having a fiscal interest, these two teams are very popular whilst the other two where basically no names

for hearthstone, basically the tournament scene has collapsed. Blizzard tried to appease both the competitive and casual players and now everything has just gone to shit. Teams are disbanding everywhere, the games popularity is starting to go down and people just fucking hate blizzard right now
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post yfw the forced 50 kicks in
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>>155050714
no, i'm psg and i spend huge and i get the worst matching in all of dota 2. it doesn't make any difference.

it can sometimes inspire low mmr teammates when they think you are good because you hav ea cool looking set.
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>mute team
>play mid
>dont say anything besides "gj" and using the chat wheel
>10 commends per behavior report

wow neat
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>>155050964
wow, never saw it that shit for league, well, cannot really say riot did not deserve it.
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>>155050717
>>155049549
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY CAN'T I BUY THE COSMETICS
>I have 6.7k mmr
A LOT OF MMR FOR A ANONYMOUS POSTER
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>>155051193
If I see someone with an arcana I assume they're bad.
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>>155050246
fuck...
nyx assassin?
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How do you farm fast on heroes who dont have an aoe nuke nor build any farming items? Like silencer
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>>155050964

I wish Valve would make a Steam Card game, using the existing trading cards. It would be so simple:

- Choose some trading cards and give them abilities. (i.e scout from tf2, siren from borderlands, tiny from dota, portal gun, something from Dark Souls 3, random grenade from a call of duty, etc.)
- People with a badge on level 1-2-3-4 can use that number of copies from any card inside that particular badge. People with a foil badge get their copies in foil.
- Publishers/Devs have no problems with the system because they are making money of it from steam market.

Literally a card game with stuff from the most popular games in Steam with barely any effort. Come on Valve if you don't want to do it just employ me to do it, it's just a fucking card game with the art already done.
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>>155052219
you get veil and cast curse or you just go and kill the fuck out of some enemies like your hero is supposed to
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Now I remember why I quit playing techies.
Teammates always grief you.
>mining large camp for quick lvl2
>guy comes and takes half xp
>only get 100xp

>place mines on rosh with smoke
>guy says in all chat that I mined rosh watch out ursa

>mine anywhere
>teammate says where I mined in all chat
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Why is life so shit?
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>>155052453
>place mines on rosh with smoke
>guy says in all chat that I mined rosh watch out ursa

are you playing unranked 0.5K MMR?
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>>155052767
I havent played in ages but didnt they change ursa to stop stomping low level pubs?
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>post top played games
>rate others
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>>155052747
dindu nuffin
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>>155050286
esports was always a bubble
now it got overblown.
normies lost interest.
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GrandGrant is live
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>>155053151
He's a fucking faggot
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>>155053076
its 2k hours of tf2, 600 hrs of dota, 300 hrs of csgo and like 50 of civ 5, everything else is irrelevant

>>155053151
hes been live for a while brother, hes streaming northern arena open qualis or thereabouts with his team (bleek, ritsu, korok, pandaego)
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>>155052453
good riddance.
literally fuck the hero no one cares.

if you pick techies, no matter what you do the game will be 1h+ because your team has a mining bot that does nothing else and their team cannot push high ground unless they have amazing siege.

>inb4 BUT MUH EPIC FORCE INTO MINES XDDD

FUCKIng meme pick
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>>155053162
Chen
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>>155051054
>forced 50
>climbed from 52 to 52.80
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>>155053339
I honestly consider it a miracle that techies isnt in too many games. Dota 1 fags were making his release sound like the endtimes. Same with oracle.
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>>155053340
A valid answer, but a lot of non-retards can't play him either.
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How did icefrog come to be known as The Madman?
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>>155053689
Ember Spirit
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Apologize or else
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>>155053715
By not being a pussy like the whole of riot's balance team.
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>>155053870
i'm sorry you've never won a tournament of note
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>>155053715
for being fucking crazy

God bless his heart for not being afraid to change things up even if shit gets retarded, I decided to pop over on /vp/ to see how they're handling the new game announcements and the autism is palpable.
I know, /vp/, but I wanted to see how the board was like after years of not going there.
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>>155053914
Your euls is as good as dead
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>>155053870
Didnt this fucker and his hamplanet brother end up jewing PPD out of a ton of HoNbucks? What was that all about
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>>155054052
something about a team house, I don't remember the story
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>>155050649
Axe is a primary initiator(AKA bait). You still need a secondary initiator.

It's easy to forget this because almost any hero can be a primary initiator if the enemy team is dumb enough.
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>team lipstick is doing it
>>
PEOPLE AR ESO FUCKING BAD AT THIS GAME, WHY IS MY LION RUSH A FUCKING EULS OVER A BLINK.
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>>155053039
Ursa still stomps hard in pubs because most people are retards that pick right click meme heroes every match. Fortunately, he's also easily countered by nub-friendly heroes like Shaman or Viper.
Sorry about getting griefed btw, Techies is cancer but people who throw hissy fits like that because of picks they don't like should contemplate suicide.

>>155053614
It saddens me how much everyone hates Oracle. He's received an assload of buffs since 6.85. With enough practice, he is now ridiculously strong, and also much easier to coordinate with your team.
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>>155054615
to set up his stun :^)
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>>155053151
THIS is the face of NA's casting hope
wtf
is that a fucking lazy eye?
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>>155054615
Because nubs don't like Blink Dagger, mainly since it can't be used as an escape if you are taking damage. Having what is essentially a fifth ability to manage is also probably a bit much for them.
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Which heroes are extremely viable jungle supports but only if you random them?
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>>155054615
YEAH NICE FUCKING ITEMS POTM, NOT RUSHING AGHS? HAHAHA YEAH MAN WHY NOT.
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>>155049732
>blows him self up doing 300 damage to anyone in a 400 aoe
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>>155054767
Any of them as long as you bully your team into giving you tangos
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>>155054820
>lel ouch

oh that explains it
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>>155055036
yeah it explains the SHITTERS I have to carry every dota game.
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>>155053339
I build drums aghs assault cuirass
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>>155054767
probably wraith king if you gank your sidelanes actively. EG did a roaming ursa+enchantress back in TI4 that worked out pretty well vs DK iirc.
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>>155051501
tiny
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>>155054820
>sny AND manta
>no Diffusal
>>>>>>phase
Fucking lmao lel ouch, stay 2k forever
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>>155055195
>manta diffusal on a ranged hero
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>you will never get lost while traveling through remote woods only to find Aiushtha who would guide you through the woods while planning to seduce you but accidentally both falling in a cave where Akasha hides during the day and both girls would get jealous and compete for your unconditional attention and semen
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>>155055330
What did he mean by this?
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>>155055330
Whoops, I derped and thought those were mirana's items.
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>>155055195
>manta against bloodthorn
>sny
>bad
>ever
Phase is literally the boots you go.

shit bait 1 vs 1 me/10
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>>155055412
>I'll you you the most overhyped game of all time

fixed
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Friendly reminder radiance is core on necro. It lets him farm insanely fast and getting a early radiance makes you a teamfight monster
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>>155055490
>not just building manta Diffusal and steamrolling the other team
>phase over treads
I bet you skill your first point in healing ward at level 8 or some shit as well lmao. But sure I'll 1v1 you when I get home. Post your id and choose the hero.
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>>155055592
>three (you)s in a single post
I'm fucking rich
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>>155055676
>It lets him farm insanely fast and getting a early radiance makes you a teamfight monster

no shit
if you have the space to farm an early radiance on anyone it's going to be good
why would you do it on a necro
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>>155055458
That still doesnt
what
how
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He's about to get 5k. Period. He deserves it. It's obviously not random. The question is rather how he gets it.
For example, right now he's playing disputer. He didn't ward at all early game, even though the enemy has a roaming bounty hunter. He pulled about 4 camps in lane early game and only got 2 cs from it. He let his carry die in lane and then proceeded to passive aggressively flame him for a bit. Then he went bot and feed the enemy Slark. He rushed soul ring and used it twice by minute 12. His skill bill was maxing Q, then W, then E. (He didn't have any points in E when he used his Ulti first time). He uses zero hotkeys for items. He literally clicks on the item porrait. His item build was to rush Ghost vs tide, WW, slark, bounty. Whenever he farms a lane of creeps he tends to only get 1 or 2 cs out of the wave.
So why is he 5k? Serious question. Maybe his presence just makes his team feel relaxed? Maybe it's because he's not afraid to push at all and he can lead his team in doing so?

>This is the true power of behavior score
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>>155054820
DESU you went too much mobility. S&y should of been a bkb or a abysal
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I'm happy today for no apparent reason.

Anyone else?
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>>155055880
>BKB's in unranked.
Nah I don't do that pussy shit.

SnY is fine desu until like 40 mins.
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>>155055798
I don't think you understand how much a radiance boosts a necros farm. He has infinite mana and regen and can just destroy camps and waves instantly
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>>155055798
Are there any heroes that get radiance purely because it's so hard to stop them from farming it? I use to play a lot of lifestealer before the nerfs to do this.
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>>155055948
i still thoroughly detest everything about me
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can teams play already so I can decide who to bandwagon
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>>155055862
I have 10k behavior score and it definitely doesn't cause you to be matched with people who carry you.
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>>155056076
I NEED TO BREED THE BLOWJOB QUEEN
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>>155056192
Yes it does. At the top of bheavior score, in 99% of situations your team will try to win as hard as possible, communicate, go with each other etc
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Why is he so fun lads?
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>>155049446
>ukraine
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>>155050714
Sounds like you behaved well enough to get out of the hidden pool.
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>>155055490
Nigga you really think more Sange's passive is better than fucking diffusal?
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>>155056075
Cheer up man. You are awesome.
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>>155055995

Okay.
Now you have a farmed Necro, which presumably is your position 1 hero. What can he do that other heroes cannot? You can, after Radiance, get an Aghs, get a fast lvl 16, everything is well and good. But can you outcarry an AM or Morphling? Presumably you'd get it before they come online, but wouldn't it be better to give all of that space to someone that can actually still apply pressure and maybe even manfight those heroes even if things go wrong, such as an Alchemist or Naga?

Disabling buybacks is really good, Reaper's Scythe is really good, but if you don't close out the game fast enough or hell, even get that radiance fast enough, now you have a mediocre scaling position "1" hero.

>>155056001

Alch, mostly.
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>Be 99% of the hero pool
>Be up against a support kunkka that's level 2
>He x marks you
>There's literally nothing you can do by this point
>You are already dead
Something needs to be changed.
This is ridiculous.
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>>155056710
>Something needs to be changed
Having better positioning retard
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>>155046501
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>>155054632
The thing about oracle is that two of his abilities are double edged swords. Disarming/nuking your own carry can send them into rage/tilt quite rapidly
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>>155056192
there is supposed to be a screenshot with your score attached to your post
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>>155056075
Same.
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>>155056710
>he's level 2
>400 range
>400 range
>400 range
>400 range
Rage
Repel
bladefury
Fates edict
disruption
Astral imprisonment
Stun him
or you know, being a ranged hero that sees kunkka walking toward you in his target casting
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>>155046501
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>>155057082
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>>155057227
hahaha
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>>155057176
>Thousands of games have Sun Wukong, but somehow, LoL still manages to make him look the worse

Reminder that you see better art direction in an 11 y/o's DeviantArt than in LoL
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>>155057227
so you never play ranked.

that kinda disregards your opinion completely
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>>155046501
no idea what hero you meant, sven because he buys hotd?
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>>155057335
>>155057227
>>155056192
Post account flags please
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>when your team doesn't help your lane and then expect you to help them

that's not how it works kids
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>>155056710
just attack him
u can't run away
kill him

same with slark leash
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>>155050964
Your being incredibly lenient, even LoL players wouldn't phrase it that nicely.

You also forgot

>In bed with Twitch and aren't afraid to whip out their dick
>Subreddit is literally controlled by Riot and ran like Stalinist Russia
>hundreds upon hundreds of 20 y/o managers and employees see each-other as rivals as a result of blatant nepotism, basically nobody at Riot knows how to run a business
>>
What is the consensus on echo sabre CK?
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>>155057176
>that armlet
I hope the designer was put in a cage in the middle of a plaza in a sunny city and left to rot
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>>155056675
Necro can outcarry pretty much anything late game when the bkb charges go to 5 seconds. The point is that it's 30 minutes in the game and necro has a radiance, scepter and refresher and his team is hitting your tier 3. He can delete two heros instantly. Doesn't matter if the cores have bkbs you can focus the supports.
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>>155056284
That's just being good at the game. Behavior score is when you act like a miserable faggot, not just play badly.
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>>155057703
Bad
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>>155057849
What if Echo worked on Ilussions?
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>>155057703
Echo Sabre isn't nearly as versatile as people seem to think. Only a core item on WK, and only because you will live long enough for it to help proc some crits and win a fight.
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>>155056924
tidehunter
>>
Who you cheering for this season /d2g/? I'm going with TL because Miracle and Matumba, even if i think Bulba is a piece of trash who shouldnt ever play again.
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How many stove heroes are there?
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>>155046501
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>tfw no singu stream
>tfw no teezy stream
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>>155058208
only one, the telephone stove
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>>155046501
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>>155058013
id go so far as to say its core on bara
situational on tiny, naix, slardar, void, and sven
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>>155047169
you just want the loading screen, and not the set?
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>>155057703
i tried it once, it was okay, doesn't give you much damage but solves his mana issues
not as good as echo sabre sven or lifestealer, not as retarded as echo sabre slark
>>
>Be on a 15+ games losing streak
>Cannot win no matter what i do
>Start playing Ability Draft because my friend invited me to play it
>It's fun
>On a 10 win streak now
I'll stay here untill the next patch i think
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>>155058852
isn't it bugged as fuck?
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>>155058971
That's half the fun xD
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>Drow, Luna, LC, Kunkka etc.
>Every fucking game
Jesus H. Christ
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>>155057771
>The point is that it's 30 minutes in the game and necro has a radiance, scepter and refresher and his team is hitting your tier 3.

Okay.
Not counting boots, that's 14550 gold. 485 GPM by 30 minutes.
You now have the ability of deleting two players from the enemy team (if they ever get below 50% HP), cool.
A Naga with 14550 gold can farm the same amount of gold faster, pressure the map better and contribute more to team fights even if you use that gold to buy Radiance, Manta, BoTs and two thirds of a Diffusal.

Of course that Reaper's Scythe is good Anon, but that shouldn't be the only reason to pick a hero, mainly when AM/Alch comes online so quickly, Morph can just splitpush your immobile ass around, Naga can do Naga stuff, Jugg can Omni to get some more damage in, and that's all without considering if the enemy team is even going to bother with Glimmer Capes or Pipes.

I'm not saying it won't work, I'm saying that it's hard to affirm "A fast Radiance is good on [hero]! On 30 minutes they will have 15k gold!" like it wasn't obvious and something people should try to do.
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>>155058971
AD is supposed to be retarded. The bugs are part of the experience.
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twitch slash swayzesghost

currently hosting EXTREMELY MAD SPIC in my game THIS GUY IS SO MAD ROFL
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>>155058852
I've been playing some Legends of Dota as well which is similar to Ability Draft but I get fucking destroyed for some reason
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dead thread
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>>155053162
Arc warden
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>esports bubble about to burst

Feels fucking comfy. Valve was smart as shit to have players pay for tournaments out of their own pocket unlike retarded Riot and Blizzard
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>>155037294
This trolling tau memelord.
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>>155060372
>tau
Are you saying there's a vagina under that headpiece
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>bad players ruining games for good players

Dotards?
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>>155060491
Hes not a low caste pussy, Oracle is clearly an Etheral for having a sense of humour so jaded hes one of the few dota cast that break the 4th wall in game.
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Fuaaaa boludo, qué olor a mierda jajajajajasjksajksajksajksajk
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Is this the correct mid Juggernaut build? What would be good items to finish it off with?
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why are the dire and radiant fighting?
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>>155060751
>1.8k
>"correct" build

you are where you belong
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>>155060584
Congratulations on describing all multiplayer games ever made
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>>155060751
Did you have sex with that rylai?
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Why is kunkka in all pub games now
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>>155060953
not whatsoever. FPS was never like that, ever
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>>155060909

Yeah, I clearly belong in sub 2k when I dumpster kids every game.

>>155061006

Yes, her full name is I'd rather be sleeping with Juggernaut.
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concerning earlier posts about how other titles are failing, what's keeping dota2 up? the scene is steadily going stronger(basing on TI prizepool, feel free to call me autistic for it) and it doesn't seem to be stopping.
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who's gonna die first, cancel or swindlez and how are they gonna go out?
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>>155061191
dumpstering people at 1.8k consists of pressing skill buttons instead of clicking on the icon

you have sub 2k game understanding because you think there are "Right" builds in dota.
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>guy shit talking all game
>rape them with a gg push and none of them have buyback

rofl

nothing better than winning games you had no business winnning
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>>155061258

There have to be optimal builds though, right?
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>>155061226
Over a hundred pickable characters
Millions of possibilities
High skill ceiling
Very well mediatized
(fun)
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>>155060372
oracle is hard but he is a fucking blast to play, and if you play him well you can meme all over most team comps

if your fucking team actually holds still he a fantastic support-ganker
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>ppd retired
>fear retired
>arteezy back in EG
>the state of NA at this moment

fuck this gay earth
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Reminder that lone druid is a hard carry
and spirit bear is not
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the madman is doing it
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>our guy cancel finally on a team
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>>155061226
Most ASSFAGGOTS fail because they try to be "friendlier" to play, which ends up making them fucking boring because all you need to do to make them easier for new players is to put them in a low rank so they can git gud at their own pace and climb the ladder. They are also traditionally free to play, which inevitably led to casual picks like LoL becoming literally pay to win.

Dota is an endless, nigh incomprehensible mess of meta games, which makes it fun.
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>>155053870
Cute.

>>155054050
Wtf is wrong with his left eye?
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>horrible player who only spams support, steals cs, doesn't buy wards and clicks on item buttons is about to hit 5k while you're not even 2k

Where's the justice?
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>>155061826
I bet valve buffs omniknight next patch too
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I have 140ish games played, what hero should i grind 2 becum like Miracle-chan?
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>when you realise there is no discernible difference between d2g and twitch chat
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>>155061585
how people dont report him every game for yelling in their ears, and reducing his GBP is beyond me.
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>>155061826
>everybody gets what they deserve

this is justice my man
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>>155061826
MMR is so inflated that claiming to be under 2K at this point is like saying you have under 500 MMR last year
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>>155061826
Literally any game where there's a support/carry dynamic your only way to get into high ranks by being pure support is luck. You can ward all the right spots, harass properly etc but if your carry is a mouthbreather you'll lose. Just play a care you faggot.
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>>155059485
>constantly bossing everyone around without actually giving useful advice
>half of your key presses are being a retard in chat

>"why am i in low prio how is this fair"
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>>155062173

Picking carry every game means you're going to have to contest cs most games unless you go mid but then you run the risk of a mid picker getting mad and throwing your game.
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>>155058710
Yes!
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Which mememode is better for new players would you say. 10v10 or any form of overthrow?
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>>155059485

the tilt lmao
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>>155062440
none

the best mode back then was to play 3v3 or 4v4
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how to check behavior score again lads?
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>>155062585
I said what is, not what was
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>>155062561
its the bottom of dota my friend, enjoy it

most people will never see this

remmeber: behavior score is the ONLY factor important to enjoying this game. your mmr does not matter
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>>155061418
Could you give me a good build for him?
Im a 1k support only scrub who hasnt played ranked in like 4+ months
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>>155062173
EVERYONE FUCKING PICKS CARRIES
They don't even pick non-carry cores and rarely pick semi carries, it's mostly picks that are useless without enough farm.

You need to pick an early game fighter like Pudge and just play TDM until your team can win.
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No streams on other than fucking Waga and Slacks. Fucking kill me.
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>>155063159
guess you'll have to

play dota
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>>155063230
Playing dota in 2016
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I know it's been said a thousand times but how the FUCK is slacks about to get 5K.
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>>155046501
2 correct answers
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>>155063346
>Slacks is 5k
what's your excuse dotards?
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>>155063346
>pick omni
>keeps team moral high
>always support
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>>155037294
Not even sure why I thought it wouldnt be fun
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>>155062928
be very careful because sub-2k are memelords that will report you if you pick "those" heroes and lose. for builds try the torte guides on steam hub, you can go support or core nuker with them

in oracle's case though, buying good items isn't going to be hard. what matters is mastering all of the nutty OP spell combos and the finger work needed to pull them off without fumbling and getting your carry killed

and for the love of god do not try to deny your teammates with E you will look like the biggest retard ever :^(
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>>155059562
Here are some LoD tips:
-Don't make any build that relies on you attacking a hero for more than 2 seconds.
-Don't make builds that are incapable of destroying towers.
-Don't make nuke builds unless they include Life Break.

Legends of Dota games are about destroying the enemy base instead of getting kills, so the second point is especially important. Also, THE tank build is dispersion, flesh heap, and reactive armor, which is usually paired with duel, life break, and natural order to make it capable of transitioning into damage dealer. Duel is one of the most powerful pushing abilities in the game, so it's really good in LoD.
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>>155063346
it's a mystery
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so is there any point to pit lord aside from running at people and spamming pit of malice of CD?
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>>155063370
Techies or Leshrac
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>>155063836
He's OP so the point of him is free mmr
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>>155063836
Underwearlord is great for defensive teamfighting because he can put all of the fights on your terns.
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Also, Legends of Dota helps you gain an appreciation for how powerful some abilities are, especially the passives.
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>>155046501
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Daily reminder that SirActionSlacks is 5k mmr
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>>155064108
maybe now you fucks will realize how 5k is the new 4k
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>>155063635
Im fortunate enough tohave a small 3-5 stack to work with.
Although just checking its -

e+q for nuke
W + e for heals + fuck off nukers
W + q for ally/self purge
R + e, into late w + spam e for fortune carries.
Q + W for fuck off dps.
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What if Return was replaced with a passive that applied a stacking damage reduction debuff like reverse fury swipes?

Or is Centaur SUPPOSE to be weak to physical damage?
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>>155064191
mmr inflation applies only to the top 0.1% of players
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>was on vacation for a week
>didn't see the neo-EG news until right now
What was the reaction like?
Is PPD coaching?
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>>155064290
it clearly doesn't

and besides 5k used to be the top .1% of players

are you saying slacks is now better than 99.9% of players?
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>>155064372
absolute disbelief
It was hard to believe Arteezy's LAST jump, this one is just impossible to believe. Reality is bullshitting us`, it's just that nobody wants to call it on it.
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>>155064405
mmr mathematically cannot inflate beyond the top 0.1% of players

it isn't an argument. it mathematically cannot occur.
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Why doesn't lowpri last 3 months? It's not hard not to be an asshole, I've played since before reports and I've never been in lowpri yet I have to play with all these chronic flamers.
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>>155064405
Statistically he's 98.42% better than everyone

Realistically he's an annoying autist who spammed OP supports and is still dogshit
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>>155064496
>As hard to belief as arteezy's last jump
0/10 disregarded. If you didn't see it coming you were a blind man living in a cave before time.
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>Japan has a worrying number of virgins, government finds: Around 42 percent of men and 44.2 percent of women admitted that they were virgins

wow so this is why japan is so bad at dota, guess not everyone can be an alpha bull
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>>155064372
everyone suspected that this team was going to happen, the only surprise was ppd going into a management position rather than doing some other dota thing
rtz cr1t and zai went on vacation to rome after ti, zai and sumail said they were staying on the same team, rtz started using a bunch of steelseries gear, universe obviously wasn't going anywhere. everything just fell into place.

>>155064496
yeah this is totally false
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>>155064790
>ppd going into a management position rather than doing some other dota thing
what is he doing exactly?
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>>155064592
this is assuming that the pool of players does not change

this is not taking account abandons

dota MM is not a vaccum there are a shit ton of variables you retard
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>slacks has more mmr than me
I am literally going to kill myself right now.
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>slacks is 5k
why has god forsaken us
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>accidentally invoke ice wall instead of ghost walk
>panic cast it on the ground
>it's actually much better
>whole team is saved because all enemies are saved by ice wall
"wp voker"
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>>155064854
i don't know entirely, but it's related to the team. you can read more about it on the teams website where the announcement was posted: http://evilgeniuses.gg/
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>>155064854
Growing up

In 10 years he's going to be a multi-millionaire and a pioneer of professional esports and he'll own San Francisco's Dota team
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>>155064976
Meant "slowed"

fuck
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>>155064921
>>155064971
He is LITERALLY better than me I want to fucking die
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unless you're psg I doubt you are worse than slacks

just spam omniknight, you'll be 4k easy without any effort
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>Slacks is 5k MMR
Im going to kill myself right now
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>>155065226
>le psg is bad meme
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>>155065294
t. psg
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okay this speech was motivational
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>>155065294
does he still fucking play?
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>He uses qwerdf instead if 1234RF

For what purpose?
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>>155065313
of course i'm psg, but i'm way better than that guy

the meme that i'm bad is from like 2.5 years ago, when i was bad

now i just don't care and hate the people i play with. i'm baout to stream some of my smurf which is probably in HS/VHS now, come watch :))
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>>155064921
>>155064971
>>155065151
>tfw you hate Slacks but are just kind of happy for him that he's been able to do it
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>>155050110
Lifestealer.
>THAT IS FOR THE MASTER, THERE IS NO MASTER
What did he mean by this?
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@155065387
why would you want less keys within immediate reach? are you some kind of fat fisted retard?
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>>155065082
in 10 years people will have grown out of the esports meme
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I try so much.

I stack camps.
I buy wards.
I use hotkeys.
I watch the map.
I position well.
I spam skills.
I communicate.
I do all this.
But I don't climb.
You can go ahead and say I don't but you don't know.

DESPITE ALL THIS

A fucking monkey.
A god damn retard.
A concentration of aspergers and autism.
Who can't fucking use more than 4 item slots.
Gets 5000 fucking mmr.


WHAT

IS

THE

FUCKING

POINT
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>>155065294
you really want me to post the webms huh
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>>155065630
i made that webm family.
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>>155065387
>he uses something good instead of something bad
wow who would've thought
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>>155065630
Where is the last inhouse webm?
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>>155065584
whats the point in grinding out useless fucking numbers you moron
there inherently is no point to this retarded game you stupid baby
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>>155065584
man you really must be shit
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>>155065724
When was the last inhouse? I remember playing in one a few weeks ago. I was the Australian Slark who fed cuz I was playing at 200 ping
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>>155065526
>In the dungeons of Devarque, a vengeful wizard lay in shackles, plotting his escape. He shared his cell with a gibbering creature known as N'aix, a thief cursed by the Vile Council with longevity, so that its life-sentence for theft and cozening might be as punishing as possible. Over the years, its chains had corroded, along with its sanity; N'aix retained no memory of its former life and no longer dreamt of escape. Seeing a perfect vessel for his plans, the wizard wove a spell of Infestation and cast his life-force into N'aix's body, intending to compel N'aix to sacrifice itself in a frenzy of violence while the mage returned to his body and crept away unnoticed. Instead, the wizard found his mind caught in a vortex of madness so powerful that it swept away his plans and shattered his will. Jarred to consciousness by the sudden infusion of fresh life, N'aix woke from its nightmare of madness and obeyed the disembodied voice that filled its skull, which had only the one thought: To escape. In that moment Lifestealer was born. The creature cast its mind into dungeon guards and soldiers, compelling them to open locks and cut down their companions, opening an unobstructed path to freedom while feeding on their lives. Lifestealer still wears the broken shackles as a warning that none may hold him, but on the inside remains a prisoner. Two minds inhabit the single form—a nameless creature of malevolent cunning, and the Master whose voice he pretends to obey.

He got mentally fucked by both time and invasion.
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>>155065745
Yea OK

Call me shit when you haven't watched me play fucking ever.

But the guy who we fucking KNOW is shit? Naa he's off the hook.
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WHEN DO ESPORTS START AGAIN?
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honestly if you just dont feed like a tard and press buttons in fights you will be 4k at least
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>>155044625
holy shit, for a second that cable looks like a string of spit/cum
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>>155065584
Here you go lad.
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>>155064218
pretty much. oracle is mostly about timing. you can send out your Q and then spam E once or twice to do nuke damage before the projectile hits, which is a great way to single out lone enemies

and do not be afraid to just use W on enemies if it's carry-vs-carry
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>>155065423
I mean you are still 3.3k

I used to be 2k a little less than 2 years ago, and I'm 3.4k now
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>>155065860
you're both shit senpai

but your even worse because you can't climb mmr when a retard has proven how easy it is
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>>155066037
>untiltable

great so all you have to do is have a mentality that either indicates a mental disorder or doglike obedience
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>>155043519
Void maxing W is sometimes Ok if he's against very low CD spell heroes like Bristleback or Timber and he needs to fight them early. Obviously this isn't the case since he also has mom
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>>155065895
next week after roster lock
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>>155066165
>Being untiltable means you're mentally defective or completely obedient.
No, it just means you don't let circumstances beat you down. Gotta be an optimist lad.
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>>155066119
to be honest my family it is a total mystery how slacks is 5K, he literally plays like a 1K
even purge is legitimately baffled after trying to coach him
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>>155066092
don't play ranked, haven't cared about game in like 6 months

>ur still mmr

everyone always seems to forget that you don't gain mmr if you do not attempt to. i'm gonna play my new smurf through to calibration though, and get 3.7k+ easily
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>>155066165
Not letting others control your state of mind is the opposite of a mental disorder.
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>>155042419
t. I<3Cummies
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>>155065387
The number keys are good for control groups.
If you have qwer you get to use your pinky for shift which is good for shift queuing.
Your hand is in a bad spot because there are only keys directly below your primary layout in 1234 where as qwer surrounds your hands in glorious bindable keys.
Your layout is retarded unless you have fingers that are 6 inches long.
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>>155066237
I literally cannot imagine what it is like to not automatically hate all other people that you don't know. Taking it a step farther, how can I possibly not hate my team every game when my team is 4 south americans EVERY game?

liking people = mentally deficient. human race is garbage and should be extincted. if you don't feel this way, or if you somehow like people by default, something is wrong with you
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>>155066306
he spams omni
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How the fuck are you supposed to actually WIN this game
I was medusa
I was right in every fight but its just like, one guy pops in and out nonstop, am blinks on me, I ult, he takes a few hits and blinks away, sniper keeps peeping from a distance and any time anyone jumps on him he force/blinks out, turns and peeps, then bloodseeker is running fucking 1000 ms around us, even their shitty qop blinking around

how are you supposed to actually KILL anyone?
we tried going highground so many times and just ignoring them and hitting buildings but they had mana burn for me and kept spamming gay shrapnel so whats the point, someone gets picked off, teamfight breaks out, I gotta right click heroes instead of creeps, get kited, die die die

this game is so fucking stupid, its just "run circles around the other team until they're out of mana" and then finally someone dies. why can't we just have more heroes like legion commander where its 1v1 duels with no backing down like pussies
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>>155066364
>Not being a 12 inch fingered pianist freak who dabbles in dota on the side
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Name one hero that you never want to return to the meta

Naga Siren
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>>155050964
Hearthstone's design is weird in that its super casual but even to play it super casually you need to put MASSIVE amounts of time or money into it

LoL's jewery is bullshit but atleast you can play the game with only buying a few heroes
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>>155066439
>I literally cannot imagine what it is like to not automatically hate all other people that you don't know.
>liking people = mentally deficien
Literally a classroom example of projection
Just because you think something doesn't mean everyone else does.
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>>155059485
Switched to smurf. Come watch me lose to new players! :)
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>>155066502
bat rider
>oh i wonder what he's going to build!!! oh its the same cookie cutter bullshit every game
>oh i wonder what he's going to do!!!! oh he's pretty much going to be afk jungling for most of the game
>oh i wonder who he's going to ult!!!! oh wait yea I do the hero who does the most impact on the enemy team
>every
>single
>time
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>>155066596
>Literally a classroom example of projection

not an example of projection at all, but what would you expect from someone who thinks the term is "classroom" rather than "textbook"

saying "I" pretty much disqualifies any notion of projection, anon

holy shit, it's so sad when people try to sound smart here. please stop. I have a 140 iq, you don't
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>>155066119
Im crying right now
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>>155066502
KotL because if he ever is meta it will be because mana leak is changed to a 6 second stun or his CD reduction has some bullshit interaction
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let me show you guys the secret to getting 5k

http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/winning
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>>155066502
How to fix Naga Siren in 6.89:

>Mirror Image damage taken from 600/500/400/300% to 500/400/300/200%
>Mirror Image duration from 30 to 50
>Casting Mirror Image no longer destroys old illusions
>Rip Tide damage type from magical to physical
>Rip Tide now affects enemy towers, lowering their armor and dealing 40% of its damage.

Ensnare is now a passive attack modifier
>Has a 100% chance to ensnare enemies for 0.5/1/1.5/2 seconds on hit on 20/18/16/14 cooldown
>Will not proc if the enemy is already ensnared
>Fully effective on illusions
>Not an orb effect

Song of the Siren now always heals allies
>Heals for 2/3/4% of max HP per second (14/21/28% of max HP over 7 seconds)

Aghanims Remade:
>No longer makes song of the siren heal
>Now makes illusions generated by Mirror Image permanent with 60 maximum illusions
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>>155067084

>wraith king

lmao
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>>155066828
>Psychological projection, or "Freudian projection," a defense mechanism in which one attributes to others one’s own unacceptable or unwanted attributes, thoughts, or emotions
>Defense mechanism
It must be slacks that is mentally deficient

>In which one attributes to others
Slacks
>One's own unacceptable, or unwanted attributes, thoughts, or emotions
Mental deficiency

And oh no, imagine that there are people here who speak English as second, third or even fourth language. How dare they mess up idioms.

>Please stop. I have a 140 iq, you don't
You're the one who started arguing, by stating that you have to be mentally deficient or completely obedient to be untiltable, contrary to belief of others.

Anyway, you had your (You)s, time for this retard to hit the sack :^)
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hello dotards

can you telll me which team s4 will be in?

ty in advance!
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>>155067190
Holy shit I am happy you don't balance the game
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>>155067084
I suppose that means you should play spectre every game, right kiddo?
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reminder to pick omni in your games
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tonight a girl wanted my dick more obviously than ever before


but i lost track of her

thankfully i know her so i can still contact her

is this my chance of getting out of here
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>>155066364
You must have very small hands if your pinky can't reach shift from 1234.

You realize you can just use the rest of the keyboard for control groups.

I'm actually going to try and make a control scheme that is ergonomically better than qwed or 1234 and more efficient at the same time.

Qwed is very unnatural if you look at the way the average hand stays.
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>>155066502
DP
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So i havet watched a game, nor did i follow the scene in more than 2 years, but i reminded to it, and now want to see how it stands.

Can you guys recommend/link a few relatively recent must see, enjoyable games?

And after a quick catchup, i deduce,that i know nothing of the of the current well performing teams, so i'm still kinda clueless which teams i should look for if i want to find enjoyable to watch games that are not onesided stopmps, nor 90min farmfests won by a single mistake.
Any help on that front too?

And a quick summary if the game/its frameowrk (streams, commentators,...) improved, declined would be great too, what bout Toby? Last i heard about the game, there was a massive shitstorm in the chniese international i think where gabe called a commentator a twat or somehing. any followup on that?

On the meta front, i should ge thte picture from the recomended games above, but a few words would be apriciated too. Like its farming, deathballs, ratting...

Thanks in advance guys.
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>>155068412
The meta is super balanced rn minus arc warden. If you want a great game to watch just watch this year's ti finals or any of the ti tnc games.
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What are you listening to while stomping scrubs, /d2g/?

Right now I'm listening to some classic rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqb1I-hiHE
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how'd i do? first ranked game after calibration
i roamed from level 2 and bought 15 wards
their sf, legion, and disruptor were br/spics
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>>155069049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l-OiglL460
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hey guys got any good ta lewds?
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>>155061226
dota is not dead but delusional dotards would tell u otherwise lol
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>>155069049
people say my music is cancer but i like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaIgq5j2Q8&list=RDEMImzDuEMgFSKfDeg6xsw_gw
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>>155069242
this pic is pretty lewd
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>>155069385
>Its ta without the futa meme

You boy are a godsend
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>>155069049
https://youtu.be/GSdYPkgCvtE

I don't know what this genre is called
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>>155069049
I listen to Ludwig Van Beethoven's discography. It's like little bit over 100CDs. It will take me a while to go through it.

I find his piano sonatas the best game music, they don't distract too much but they 'help' to focus to the game.
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>>155053076

>reddit: the gamer

just needs some TF2, bro
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>>155066693
I successfully defeated the other smurf again! Yatta!

why am i still in newb games -_-
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>>155063370
Gyrocopter
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What if ursa bought battle fury?
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>>155070564
>smurf
>normal skill
haha holy fuck
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Is there ever a time you want midas AND radiance
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>>155066439
>and thus /pol/ was born
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>tfw lost a game
>tfw looking for someone to blame
>tfw i realise that you could've played better and one of the reasons i lost was partially on me
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Why are you not 5k, d2g?
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>>155071916
but i am
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>>155069049
Mostly when I play Techies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs
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>1 hour game
>try really REALLY hard
>game super close
>can taste the +25
>playing the only lategame carry, the game rests in my hands
>fuck up
>lose the game


This is the most suicide inducing feel on the planet
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BRING BACK CARRY SIREN AND NOT THIS GARBAGE LE RADIANCE SIREN
>you will never see a Naga go basher mkb butterfly cuirass vlads BotS ever again
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>>155069049
My friend simulator
https://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMedia/videos
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>>155072168
>building carry items on an illusion hero with zero carry skills

how about we don't bring that back, sometimes I forget how bad everyone in dota1 was
>>
what if there was a way to get more than 1 wood?
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>keep randoming treant
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>>155072328
E-sports is the worst cancer a game can get, just look at LoL
>game comes out
>everybody's having fun doing their own thing
>trying out crazy new strats and builds and shit
>first lol championships happen
>suddenly you have to play like the pros or you're toxic
>nobody plays for fun, they play to winyou know what I mean you memefucks
>solidifies the meta for 6 fucking years and counting, every year just cements it
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>>155072748
maybe you should play bot games kiddo
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>>155072721
dude just farm aghs lmao
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>>155072721
>enjoy 111 out of 112 heroes
>click random
>the usual happens
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QUESTION:
IS THERE ANY HERO WORSE THAN TINKER, AKA, GIVE ME ALL THE FARM

ANSWER:
yes, 111 of them
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>>155073831
I hate tinker because he's hard to play :^(
>>
Today I learned hating spics is not a meme.

>play unranked for shits and giggles
>pick Juggernaut
>Spic select Rubric

the jackass then purchased one (1) observer, no cour, and followed me to lane. He then took as many last hits as he could, and bitched at me about farming the creeps he stacked.

After the laning stage, he continued bitching at me about not having the "right" build

wtf, i hate spics now
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>>155066092
hey psg get 720 stream
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You have no excuse. If this guy can make it to 5k, you can too.
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>>155074061
>play unranked
>me ooga
>team booga

lovely
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>>155074050
tinker is not hard to play
just mememorize
>>
You're in a ranked game when this guy calls you out on your sub 5K MMR

What do you do /d2g/??
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>>155074173
I held my own fairly well, but Rubric being a dick really bit me in the ass come the team fights

for context, I'm a 2.8k shitter
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>>155074173
>be a handholdless 21 year old virgin living in mom's house eating her cookies
>act superior to anyone else
adorable
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>>155074329
I'm 23 actually
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>>155074273
kick hands faggot
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>>155074273
>>155074095
not that big of a deal you fucking redditshits

if you played in the 5k bracket you would realize 5k is the new 4k
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>>155074378
post steam
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summary of my games today
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>>155074329
I wish I had some cookies.
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>>155074410
I've been past the 5k bracket for 2 years actually. Back when I hit 5k I hit leaderboards
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>>155074465
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198134589741
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>>155074465
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
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fucking seriously? how am i still in normal skill?

leaving that game as omni after team abandoned fucked me i guess. awesome!!
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>>155074525
>>155074561
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>>155074502
O-oh my god.
uhm... Hello?
W-would you mind telling me that q-q-qts name? Please?
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>>155074663
lmao if you can't even calibrate at very high you're hopeless
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>>155074696
Reina
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>>155074742
calibration period is 40 games stupid faggot.

i fuck it up by having to play supports to carry fucking gutter PA like last game, game wouldve been lost 1000% if i didnt pick SD
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>>155074663
It's because you went 5-3 in your first game.
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>>155074786
>Too shit to go mid and carry the game
nice, must be PSG
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>>155070564
hey psg 360 stream when
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>>155074794
probably so, i've gotten it into VHS in one game twice by stomping with legion in the first game

it should go up fast though

you know whats fucking sad? the game i just played, with a clearly new PA player, is better than 99% of games i ever play on PSG

i'm pretty sure PSG account has actual account flags that fuck up the matchmaking apart from behavior score like "ultra toxic player" flag and they just make it miserable for kicks
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>>155074663
>normal skill

lmao, were you like 1k or something on your main account?
>>
>be psg
>smurfing
>still a cuckold and have to support
>normie skill
>>
>be good at communicating
>get 5k

>meanwhile these anti social nerds are trying to improve their gameplay and are stuck at 3k

lol
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>>155074928
PSG you fucking suck
That's why you went 5-3
in 'normal skill' game
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>>155074904
>some guy puts icon on mid
>try to take it from him

congratulations you just lost any and every game you ever do this below like 5k and 50% of them above 5k

i was gonna mid that game but guy picked ember so whatever. ember can mid against tinker so whatever (he failed tho)

The omni game should've been a win, i won the game indisputably for my team in the first 15 minutes, but then they scattered across the map around wnadered around solo for 30 minutes against jugg and legion.

>>155074917
I was streaming just now but computer crashed. Dunno if i overheated or what. I'll try again later tonight but now i'm really afraid of fucking up my calibration, i never crash when i'm not streaming
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Why are people giving PSG (You)s? We all hate PSG.

Is the general so dead that you're actually responding to him?
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>>155074931
psg account is 3.3k ranked and like 1.5k unranked. i'm abandoning it for now until i can pay someone to raise behavior score later

>>155075007
m-meanie
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>>155075050
>congratulations you just lost any and every game you ever do this below like 5k and 50% of them above 5k
Only if you are as shit in DOTA as PSG
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>>155075050
yeah remember psg
dont stream in source
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>>155075143
>provide content
>provide banter
>provide stream
>make images and shit (that you repost even if you don't know it)

im basically the only reason this general is moving at all anymore bruh. sorry.
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lmao kevin Levrone has no fucking legs
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>>155074491
same here, out of the eight matches I played, six had a brazilian on either my team or the other team

Whichever team there were on also happened to lose. Do you think there is a correlation?
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>>155074742
>>155074931
Like 80% of the unranked bracket is normal skill, HS and VHS are the other 20%. You aren't automatically retarded for calibrating in normal.
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>>155075360
>You aren't automatically retarded for calibrating in normal.
Yes you actually are.
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>>155075360
>first 5 games of the account represent "calibrating"

calibration is 40 games for unranked. stop spreading misinformation

i figured this out forever ago just like everything about low prio and behavior score
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>>155075247
stream when
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>>155075143
I like how he still blogs his adventures despite being dogshit
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>>155075424

okay
so by that metric if your next 10-20 games are normal skill you will be exposed as the shitter you are

if im wrong then you will hit v high soon

so please by all means play 20 games and prove me wrong
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>>155075050
>crashed while streaming
>check temps
>temps look good
>check filters
>filters are clean
>open the (case) door
>get on the floor
>CLICK
>CLICK...CLICK
>CLICK CLICK

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
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>>155075516
>inb4 he pays for a "boost" because the account was marked or some shit
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>>155075418
Brilliant counter argument. I forgot this is /d2g/ where we're all self-hating 2ks.
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>It's a "your team has literally fed 7 kills by the four minute rune after " episode

Dota is just so depressing to me nowadays, I have no idea why I play
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>>155075516
you realize i've gotten like 6 accounts into VHS and then abandoned them later right
>n-no you haven't
okay

>can legitimately play and contribute in 5k+ party games
>U-U CAN'T HANDLE 3.7K UNRANKED!!!!!

dude i got way better at this game a very very long time ago. the meme that i'm bad needs to end. the meme should be that i'm a bad PERSON
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>PSG's best merits are 'getting like 6 accounts into VHS' (and then getting 30% winrate and dropping to normal)

lmao shitter just fucking play ranked and climb if you think you are good
>>
>>155075563

at this point the only person hes deluding is himself

at least the shitskin portucuck only shitposts and leaves
PSG honestly wants people to believe he's good
its almost cute really, like watching one of those inbred puppies gamboling around
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>>155075738
i don't care what you believe. it's more fun this way
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>>155075638
enjoying dota is just a lottery of how long it takes for peruvians/russians to permanently rage-report your account into bad behavior bracket

here you have two options: act like a cancerous shitter and get treated like one, or act courteously and get treated like a cancerous shitter anyway
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>>155075780

alright family. im rooting for you.
>>
>>155075738
>>155075848
I don't think PSG is *bad* necessarily, maybe comfortably average, but he is a total prick and gets himself reported until he gets paired with other pricks, so it's no surprise that he can't find a cooperative team.

I think a lot of the gulag has the same problem, everyone talks shit about everyone else while passive aggressively blaming others for their own losses.
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Who is the least lethal hero in all of dota of the ancients?
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>>155075848
We're all gonna make it, bro.
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>>155034418
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>>155076019
the fuck do you mean lethal
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>>155076027
damn right
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>>155076114
You know how some abilities deal damage and can kill things? Yeah, which hero has the least amount of those type of abilities.
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Can I get an F guys?

He died for my stream.
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>>155076365
>Seagate
kys retard
>>
>>155076365
F
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>>155076292
probably io since he's the hardest support
wjhy?
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>>155076365
>Seagate
An F for you, but your hard drive only even exists to break and be replaced anyway.
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>>155076008
i am way above average, but the game reinforces a hatred i have for other people in general, in a way that i think is really unhealthy.

basically in my view, every single problem in the world stems from stupid/ignorant people not listening to smart/informed people. and then in dota, you have the utter pinnacle of that

>every dota player is the best player in the game and they know it
>no dota player makes a mistake
>everything is everyone elses' fault

the most tragic and hardcore annoying thing is i know exactly when games can be won. I'm like okay, we just won, at 22 minutes they can't stop us from taking a rax. the amount of times this ever happens in my games is 0, ever
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>>155076292
Treant
>>
>>155076424
Eh I've seen people farm multiple camps with ios ball ability
that seems pretty lethal
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>>155076417
it's fucking seven years old and was free you kys it's getting replaced by a HGST 2tb too, fagmaster.
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>>155076365
>mfw I work for a telecom company's warehouse
>there are pallets of literally hundreds of thousands of these hard drives in my warehouse
>90% of them are marked "unrepairable"
>the other 10% have recall orders for them
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>>155076618
If someone was as much of an asshole to you as you tend to be, do you really you'd listen either? Even if it wasn't a matter of pride, I doubt you'd even think they were worth listening to regardless.
>>
>>155042359
>zfreek still looks like a fat lesbian
LMFAO
>>
>buying mechanical drives
only psg can be this fucking stupid
>>
>>155076716
m8 every hero has SOME way of dealing damage, even hard supports can defend themselves against low HP heroes in a pinch. it would be fucking stupid otherwise
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>>155076813
that's just the thing. I can be completely nice, and the rate of them listening is still 0%

I started abandoning hard when I first played dota over 3 years ago. I think they have always had some kind of "behavior score" though the system is much more fleshed out in the past year or so. I think I have always had really bad matchmaking, and I didn't know it for a while, and then I realized that the other team wasn't like my team, and thus PSGposting was born (remember everyone told me I was wrong forever, I was not wrong)

this new account is my best attempt ever, to not ever abandon and shit. It's so fucking hard. I wanted to abandon that shadow demon game, but then we won. Funny how that happens.

A shit-ass PA with 1.5k skill still does 1200 damage by tapping w and clicking on somebody
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>>155076859
you can talk to me about mechanical drives when you have built multi hundred TB RAID arrays thanks kiddo

>>155076727
it used to be a fucking great brand in the 90s, but that was like a millennium ago. but once again, i got this thing free and it's getting replaced with HGST.
>>
CanceL is a CUTE
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>>155076727
do you get some of these?

what are your jobs perks
>>
>>155076934
I'm not saying you are the only asshole. I have seen the Peruvians myself. There is a reason even Africa has a higher average MMR than theirs.

If you can't force yourself to stick to your guns instead of abandoning then nothing is ever going to help. I would offer to help since I play support, but honestly I'm worried you'd fuck my account by leaving.
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>>155076934
>finding it hard to not abandon
yeah, you're a fucking retard who deserves a low behaviour score. you're obviously tilted super fucking easily.
>>
>>155069049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc
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>>155077142
I play support dude. I would be a pos5 mainer if it were rewarding in any way. Actually, I play every position and hate carrying.

>>155077161
yes I am obviously tilted super fucking easy. The slightest things. People run away when I go in, etc it's hard for me not to feed or abandon

BUT I have only ever played dota with dregs. So now I'm gonna try to earn GBPs, and play dota with PEOPLE.
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>PSG trying to convince himself he isn't as bad as peruvians.

boring rerun
>>
who the fuck is psg
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>>155077046
sometimes free stuff isnt the best m80

>>155077115
no they're literally all broken

Job perks? none because my company is garbage and they take regular shits on the workers for funsies

>>155077215
i dont get it
>>
Do support and core Riki both build the same items just at different speeds?
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>TFW NO ASIAN DROW GF
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>>155076814
>responding to a post I made seven hours ago
I mean I'm still here because lifting doesn't cure autism but this game truly is dead
>>
>>155077345
he's like the inverse version of bsj
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when's the next tourny
>>
>>155077556
who the fuck is bsj
>>
>>155077928
the worlds next arteezy
>>
>Every hero with invis is a support except Clinkz
Support Clinkz when?
>>
>>155078249
>invoker
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>Be in LP despite no abandons because my behavior score must be dumpster
>Mute myself so I can't rage at the filth I'll be playing with
>Iron Talon jungle my way to 2 victories, only need 1 more
>Lose because godawful Peruvians 3 stack that trilaned 2 carries and a clockwerk
>jajaja report dazzle puta madre jajaja
>Suddenly need 5 fucking games to get out of LP

Has anyone just transferred all their items to their smurf before? I genuinely think it's time to abandon my account, one game worth of reports and I get FOUR fucking LP games????
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>>155078340
>reveals where you are
>invisibility
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Post yfw no tier 1 team fell for the le kunkka man spammer meme
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>>155078434
col fell for the cancel meme but he might be their best player lmao
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What did I mean by this?
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>>155077510
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>>155078417
>weaver
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>>155078191
that's awful
>>
>>155075143
I actually enjoy his posts and webms
>>
>>155078767
>reveals where you are
anon do you have reading disability
>>
australian inhouse when?
>>
>consistenty alternate between winning and losing a game
>-25
>+24
why is is allowed?
>>
>>155078936
Dude your definition of invis is the weird part here. If you can stand next to the enemy for 56 minutes and not have them notice, of course that helps with supporting. Gives time to set up ganks and such.
Also
>playing nyx support
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>>155078401
you know what's even better? after more than a year of having changed it, you can now be reported back into low priority while still in low priority

win but didn't save your carry that one time? 5 more games for you! :^)
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>>155079449
nigger only weaver and invoker has that shit where enemy notices youre around
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>>155050470
no viewers because most people actually play dota.
that and no big tourney, teams still in shuffle so no incentive to watch.
>>
>>155079530
Broodmother too
>>
>>155079454
>being this retarded
maybe don't be a toxic retard. if you actually get sent to low prio from being reported, you're either FUCKING TERRIBLE, or sub 1k. new flash retard, unless you get more than 3 reports in one match, nothing fucking happens to you.

t. someone who has N E V E R dropped below 8k behaviour score
>>
>>155078742
delet this
>>
what can you do to make the next 30-40 minutes of your life less painful when you are in one of those matches that are lost from minute 0 because pants-on-head retarded draft?
>>
>losing a game with an arcana equipped
is there any worse of a feeling?
>>
>>155079709
>unless you get more than 3 reports in one match, nothing fucking happens to you.

that's not how it works at all, multiple reports in one game don't stack. you get LPQ from being reported 4 times within 5 games etc
>>
>>155079530
Including sand king and mirana (who both work differently than normal invis), there are only 9 invis heroes. There's also Brood whom we both gazed over.
>>
>>155079769
I don't know because that can literally never happen. Their retards should be just as good as your retards, but your retards have the benefit of having you, and you're not a retard, are you?
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>>155079731
no
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>>155079930
>losing at the draft can never happen
have you even watched dota at all
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>Trump will be assassinated right after he pledges as the President of the United States of America
Its not fair /pol/ ;_;
>>
>>155079646
>>155079902
sanking brood and mirana invis cant work as supporting the way riki and bh do it
>>
>>155079858
In conduct summary before last, I got 6 reports in 5 matches, and my behaviour score stayed above 8k and I didn't get LPQ. Maybe stop being a cunt and you wont get sent to low prio?
>>
>>155079902
So it would be more appropriate to say that Clinkz is the only non-support SNEAKY hero, because every other core hero with invis does something that reveals that they are around.

Thought Mirana is also played as a core now.
>>
>>155080049
>In conduct summary before last, I got 6 reports in 5 matches

conduct summary does not show you this information. I know it from my own testing.
>>
>>155078742

What is the source for this? I legit check rule 34 dota and dotasmut all the time but I have never seen this particular piece.
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Cant stop posting, not even when goinf out, help me
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>>155079975
ok
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>>155080019
>watched
have u played dota at all
>>
>>155080063
I think that's agreeable yeah. Discounting shadow blade cores
>>
>>155080149
tfw thumbnail thumb looks kind of like a dick
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>>155080121
i drew this, she is my muse
she is also my waifu :^)
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>>155080091
Um, yes it dos?
>>
What the fuck is behavior score?
>>
>>155080345

Good taste my mang, but what is the source of the first pic?
>>
>>155080532
good/bad boy points
>>
>two lobbies called d2g inhouse
>no posts about them
???
>>
>>155049732
Suicide Squad, Attack!
>>
>>155080583
how is it quantified/shown?
>>
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>>155080121
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/
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>>155077046
>get something actively detrimental to your long-term life "for free"
>use it anyway
>>
>>155080997

Ah thank you my mang. If by any chance you are Red congratulations and cheers! I really dig your style.
>>
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>>155081309
im not but ill take your free compliments
>>
>>155081050
>HDD lasted over 7 years
>did not lose any data as it began dying, everything copied over fine

yeah shucks that 7 free years of error-free use i got out of it and then no loss of dota is just an absolute train wreck

pee pee poo poo
>>
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>>155081309
that's cool
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>>155081702

Thanks boss.
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I've seen the light.

It isn't that I suck. I'm just not in fights.
There could be a fight going and I would just farm.

I decided to play an experimental game. In my mind I had always thought that carries should just be farming until they get good items (and even then they should keep farming).
I was basically going under this mindset that if I try to fight I will die because I am too weak.

I saw how Slacks got 5K and I was salty as fuck to the point of tears.
People kept saying that he is involved in every fight so I decided FUCK IT and tried basically being at every fight I could.

This game happened.


SUDDENLY I became the one that carried. I don't think I have carried a game like this in two years. And I realized that back when I used to spam Brewmaster, I used to basically be in every fight. I basically controlled the pace of the game back in those days which led to massive 20 game win streaks and EXTREMELY tense nights of euphoria and ladder anxiety.

Now the game has become a world of confusion because despite doing many things right, I lost constantly.

Now I see the light. I see truth of the matter.
Its not about farming. Its about fighting. Its about BEING THERE. BEING WITH THE TEAM. Farm is important but secondary.

If you are WITH YOUR TEAM, you are putting a more solid foot forward. You are giving it your all and because you are good, you will win.

I am confident in this conclusion. I might be wrong but guess what, if a retard like Slacks does this exact thing and succeeds, I can't be wrong.

I have looked at the light, and it has enlightened me.
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>tfw you can only win when you go woods or roaming riki
Does that mean im bad?
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>>155081861
brtw I am luna
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>>155081907
yes
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>>155081861
slacks got 5k due to math. He plays a 60% win rate hero every game and doesn't tilt.

It has nothing to do with his play. Yes of course *omniknight* should be in every fucking fight. Not whatever hero.
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I've never seen a Meepo in ranked before... wow... the power... the glory... it's actually awe inspiring.
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>>155081989
>>155081861
got carried by huskar. you didn't carry this game.

enemy team picked rubick against no good skills to steal. enemy team picked rubick period.

congrats you got a free win
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>>155082263
that guy is getting boosted anon. lol.
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>>155082269
Except you don't know what happened and have gone to a hasty conclusion.

The reason Huskar even got kills was because I had been getting involved in the first place.

It is undeniable that I carried the game, you can watch it if you are a thick headed dip.

2652164842
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>>155082367
>boosting
>in party queue

wtf is the point?
>>
>>155082437
wah sugoi qt bb^^
tell me ur name
>>
>>155082476
>he thinks solo and party ranked are separated
>>
>>155082269
>hurr huskar got the kills that means he carry
Luna has more TD retard
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>>155082529

Well yeah, that's why you have a party and a solo mmr. Unless I'm missing something?
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>>155082269
Oh and 1 more thing because you seem to be confused:

My team picked Rubick, not the enemy team.
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i don't care what you retards say, PSG posts good dota 2 related content and I value his presence here.
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>>155082614
No wonder you're 2k
no, they arent
>>
>>155082672
Go away PSG
>>
>>155082672

This. Gameshitters and bloggers are the heart of /d2g/.

>>155082701

I'm 1.8k, but when i queue with people, the game ends with my rank being "calibrating". Doesn't that mean I'll have a seperate party mmr once I finish my placement matches?
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>>155082701
explain?
>>
>>155082815
two-stacks of players are put into solo queue matchmaking. it's one of the biggest problems with dota that valve refuses to fix.
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>other inferior board and communities on 4chan crying about the /pol/ boogeyman because they don't fit into this websites culture

i sure am glad the 'lag is above such things
>>
>>155082905

>two-stacks of players are put into solo queue matchmaking

I don't think so, because I queue as a 3 stack and every game has both teams with a 3 stack and a 2 stack. Plus you can't queue as 4.
>>
>>155082997
>>
>>155082997
fuck off blitz-semineet-nigel-eg poster hahahah
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>>155083151
>everything i don't like is posted by the same person
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>>155083036
anon you are 1.8k you are not here to argue with people.

two stacks are put into solo queue. 3 stacks are not. you are right, 4 stacks don't exist anymore. they used to.

4 stacks were the worst thing in the history of dota.

If you got a 4stack, it means you were supposed to carry them. All 4 of them would be worse than you. They'd pick 4 core roles, forcing you to support if you had any desire to win, and then they'd blame every single thing on you without fail. Playing with a four stack equaled getting reported into low prioirty or muted 50% of the time.
>>
>>155083143
wtf psg hahah
i was about to post this last week
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>tfw semiNEET master race
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>SAS used my Yee video for his sub notification

wtf i hate slacks now!
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DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OPEN THIS PICTURE IT IS LITERALLY KELLY I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE TO YOU
>>
>>155083313
>any yee video other than yee lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZZxsSdKiOM
>>
>>155083249

But like I said, if you have a 3 stack in ranked, you get paired with a 2 stack. Every party game i've had has been like this.
>>
>>155083352
>JOSUKE! QUICK! USE YOUR CRAZY DIAMOND TO FIX KELLY'S TEETH!
>>
>>155083413
doesn't mean all 2 stacks get paired with a 3 stack. it goes both ways. this is the source of the cancer, valve wnats quick matchmaking for pairs.
>>
>>155082672

>t. PSG
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>1090 range
i sense a sleeper op about to pop his head back out after 6.89
>>
>>155083760
If I ever refer to PSG in my posts it is george costanza style self referential third person. I have never, once, posted something about "PSG" as if I were a third party.

I did nothing wrong.
>>
>>155083948
>yet another patch where it's too hard to high ground

plot twist: he's already op
>>
>>155083948
he's very close but not quite
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>>155083582
>>
>>155083959
>george costanza style self referential third person
what the fuck does this mean?
elaborate
>>
Why does everyone play LC in the jungle in these normal games? i've seen the weirdest shit in normal but every single time I've seen a LC shes' been in the jungle. who started this?
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>>155084673
icefrog
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>>155084673
overwhelming odds got nerfed and her passive got buffed, plus meme talon
>>
>>155084331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL9JgMt4okM
>>
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>>155084331
>there are cucks who haven't watched seinfeld on d2g
>>
>>155085009
s m h t b h
>>
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>>155058710
So you have it or?
>>
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>>155058710
>>155047169
>>155085136
>>
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>>155085402
Thanks
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/da/Bane_thanks_02.mp3
Did you screencap this?
>>
>>155086103
yes. psg: all things d2g.

>stop posting for a few minutes
>thread goes to sleep

I just made you guys up in my head, didn't I?
>>
reminder that d2g is anti-ID

remember that redditors nu-male SJWs are attempting an invasion of 4chan in these critical pre-election months
>>
>>155086243
reminder that /pol/ is your containment board and that no one cares what ledditkids think anyway
>>
>>155086509
sup cuckold
>>
>>155086539
not exactly disproving my point
>>
>>155086646
i wasnt him, so yes I was
you dont belong on 4chan if youre a leftist cuck like you
>>
>>155086194
>psg
What did he mean by this
>>
>>155086729
you probably wouldn't be in 2k if you played instead of thought policing people that don't even disagree with you
>>
>>155086243
id's would be pretty great, only if they also banned all phone posters
>>
>>155086846
but im 5k
>>
>>155087031
i'm wrong then, 1k because even 2ks admit their real rank
>>
>There are people in this thread that don't even understand the edition
>>
Can somebody explain to me why shitters have a higher tendency to play in stacks? Also, the shitstack I just got paired with is proof that behavior score doesn't skew matchmaking in your favor at higher levels.
>>
>>155088286
party mmr

which means while you can typically get people 500 +/- within your mmr, party stacks throw that out the window

you can get retards that are under 1k of you simply because of party mmr
>>
>>155086103
is bane the coolest guy in dota?
>>
Anyone know arteezy's snapchat?
>>
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>yfw you realize the icon for the combat log is a log
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What if the recipe was replaced with a 600 gold item that gave +5 INT and had an active to launch a wave that deals 50 magic damage?
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>TC couldn't find himself a team in time
:c
>>
>>155089291
good hopefully he fades away forever
>>
>>155088983
What if everybody bought one with their starting gold in 10v10 to do 500 AoE damage?
>>
>>155088860
wew I always thought it was a hand
>>
>play hero with heals
>10 supporting stat
>play disruptor
>3.5k worth of wards and dust
>save allies constantly
>8 supporting stat
volvo pls
>>
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>>155088649
He's a sperg but that's why I like him
>>
How do i Lion?
He feels like a second fucking hardest support to play, right after Chen, because his skills have shit cast range and he dies to the breeze. I also feel just useless most of the time even after casting all the shit i have.
Any tips?
>>
What is team is our guy, ritsu, on dotards?
>>
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RTZ SUMAIL VS RITSU ZAI CR1T , GET IN HERE
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This guy is Ghost Revenant.
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>>155089928
>lion
>hard

>get your impale first every game
>concentrate on right clicking the enemy hero without drawing aggro, go for boots and wards
>hex can stay at lv1, go 4-1-4-1
>rush dagger and agha
>>
>>155089901
Wouldn't Luna or even Mirana make more sense than Necrophos in that pick?
>>
>>155060808
the 2 ancients want to kill each other, but they're stuck in the ground, so they mindfucked 10 randoms to fight for them
>>
>>155090763
I would also add that you should not be greedy with your ultimate, I've seen too many Lions fuck up a gank because they feel like it's a waste to finish a low-HP hero with their ultimate, if you can secure a kill for fuck's sake secure the kill.
>>
>making dank ass curry at 2:47 AM

because I've lost control of my life

wut r u guys do
>>
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>155091154
>>155091154
>>155091154

Thread going sop fast you guys might forget to migrate when ready

>>155091154
>>155091154
>>155091154
>>
>>155091071
eating spagooters, watching old STAR_ videos and mourning the loss of 100 MMR today

f
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>tfw you finally win a game of Sniper

At last I got to sit back and collect 30,000 worth of items to finally become something more than a ranged creep
>>
>>155091198
F
>>
>>155091167
same
I think I get worse everyday
Maybe Im just getting older
I dont know
>>
>>155066714
Batrider is a one trick pony.
He catches your 1 position while putting himself in danger as a 3 position.
Very good trade lel.
>>
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>>155072721
starting items:
125 - tango
275 - orb of venom
400 - boots

max leech seed, then heal, take a point in guise if needed

next items:
200 - stout shield
300 - blight stone
50 - tp scroll

walk up to enemies with your carry and punch the fuck out of them
it is literally that easy and if you are below 5k you will have no trouble fisting monkeys
>>
>>155072721
Treant is broken and fun man, especially with random gold
>>
>>155057965
Still bad, core on PL with diffussal
>>
>>155039864
>sven
>not trending

pick one
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