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Previous thread: >>155034418
what's with the coloured people noise on cr1ts stream?
>Watching clown9 at the ESL rerun stream.
Is there anything comfier?
Any other unironicUnderlordmains here?
>both support and offlaner means always useful in pubs
>aura provides all damage needed, makes pushing stupidly easy
>spells and aura win basically any teamfight
>Q annoys the fuck out of carries and kills runners
>can build utility and support items without sacrificing any combat ability
>the bane of right click memers everywhere
>ult lets you pull retard teammates back to fountain and defend from anywhere
Fatass needs some cosmetics already.
>>155091653
TROLL WARLORD NEEDS SOME COSMETICS
JESUS CHRIST WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE A SINGLE ONE? HE IS JUST WEARING ARMOUR WITH TWO AXES, WHAT IS VALVE'S PROBLEM
1st for trax is best waifu 4 laifu
>>155091653
Yeah he's actually a ton of fun. Farms easily, BKB piercing disable, FREE damage, and when you have English speakers that understand your ulti it's great.
>>155091790
Because most TW players are Peruvians that will never spend a dime on the game.
>>155091854
Yeah, using ult well is my main problem since I mostly play solo. But in pubs, using it defensively is more than enough.
So if you build only stats, you're gonna be lacking damage. So how much +% damage would you need to not end up lacking if you build only stats?
>>155091154
>white supremacist frog in the OP
delete this
What is the silliest thing here?
>>155092116
>SJWs outside of reddit or twitter
>tfw dotards are too stupid to play you effectively
what's your most cosmetically expensive hero
>>155092438
You could've spent 30c on the wizard hat and it would look 10x better senpai
I'm 1.7k in ranked, but I get around 2.5k-3k matches in normals
needless to say, I get much better quality matches in normals than I do in ranked, but I still want to get my mmr higher to see if it gets any better
right now it's full of smurfs and people that don't know how to play support so they feed
anyone else with this problem, what should I do?
>>155092331
Every fucking time i play Chen my whole team struggles to go mid and finish the game early even if i win them every fucking lane and get an early mek, because, you know, they need kool karry itemz to onehit the enemy and draw out the game to one fucking hour. Fucking shitstains.
>>155092951
recalibrate next compendium
man this shit takes forever but it's worth it
where's raw salmon bro at
what if the team could spend like 10k and build a super catapult in their fountain which then had to slowly drive to the enemy base
but once it's there it fires big ass flaming aoe rocks and shit and does heavy siege damage. has about t4 tower hp
>watching Draskyl
>mfw Dazzle is ass
Why play the hero if you can't cast good graves?
>>155093637
they increase the cast point on grave twice. now, nobody can cast good graves
heavy-handed and bad nerf, he just needed 5 ms nerf...
What the fucking fun? c9 vs IG was getting interesting, why was it cut-off?
>MVP next.
I'm ok with that but still I wanted to see how the game ended.
>>155093705
It doesn't help that Axe is a popular pick
>>155093756
what if cold froggo made linkens shareable, so you could grave, linkens and force staff your retarded ass pos 1 Ooga out of harm's way?
>slacks is 5k
What's YOUR excuse?
>>155093857
You can use linkens and force staff on someone else already you dumbass
>>155094150
>you dumbass
>>155094084
I don't play omniknight
>>155094198
Ah the ole
>this hero has 60% winrate and thus, every person who plays him will have 60% winrate no matter the bracket they are in
meme
>>155094284
I mean that's how it works though
>>155094284
>every person who plays him will have 60% winrate no matter the bracket they are in
This is LITERALLY true with Omniknight though.
>>155093139
i don't wanna spend money in this game
How many fingers on each hand does void have?
How many toes?
78% of dotards get this wrong!
>>155095084
2 + thumb
true void has hooves, no toes.
new void has 2 ninja turtle toes.
>pick omni
>get 5k
um dotards?
>>155094084
i've actively played ranked for less than 2 weeks, and even then i only play party games
climbed from 2.2k to 3,1k already tho
Are meka and manaboots almost obligatory if you play support?
>>155095487
nobody is ever talking about party mmr when they say mmr. it's 100% irrelevant
>buy manta on axe
>literally become goodnaga
>>155095648
Depends highly on the support and there are some cores that actually like building mek, but most of the time greaves is a safe and usefull build on any support.
Lion and CM don't like building greaves but if you do it's not wrong.
are the replay broken? wtf i cant see my wardmap anymore
>>155095763
yeah forgot to add if there is already, for example, a necrophos or a viper in your team.
also I dislike greaves, I'd like to keep meka and manaboots separated, most of the times you and your teammates only need mana or health, building greaves looks highly situational to me
>>155095864
>building greaves looks highly situational to me
Are you dumb? Its on 40 sec cd, purges most debuffs from you only and its one of the best items used for pushing, and it costs no mana
>>155095864
Greaves is amazing and there is no reason not to build it if you already have arcanes and mek.
Anyway, if nobody else in your team is building greaves and you're support then building it is fine.
omni nerfs when?
>heal bomb that took skill to land 2 years ago
>free freezing field as/ms slows
>free bkb
>free invincibility
>4200g double fortify
Slacks just proves that you can be an utter retard and still get your 60% winrate if you only grind enough games to understand how to abuse this faggy hero
Drow has fucking 55% winrate in 4k-5k and I can see why. Fucking obnoxious hero she is. She's so durable with a couple supports behind her and a few items, like hurricane pike, it's hard to actually get her. She can stand and hit towers freely and she does it well. She basically just pushes your shit in and kills heroes to the point where you're locked in your base, and then it's over. She does what everyone in 4k needs to to, push hard and be agressive.
God damn that hero. Hope she gets gutted next patch.
RIP d2g
wew
>>155091653
I love pit, my favorite lane bully. about 35 games now and 70% win rate
dominates offlane solo so ez, shut down enemy carry with mass denies and ez farm for yourself
what builds you like? my favorite so far is vlads + echo + phase for a slow to follow up root, leech for manfight, mana sustain, burst right click with aura stacks... then just go w/e is needed.. heart, blademail, pipe, etc
dat root going through literally everything is godly. bkb, naix rage, etc
i dont rly have a 'main' but UL is UR (underrated)
>>155096661
You have no one to blame but yourself.
I miss when d2g was alive.
>>155095864
>only need mana or health
So you're only in stomps or your teammates get ganked and dont bother using spells?
i had a wet dream about this short goth chick sucking the life out of me.
The reason why I lose is because I have no clue wat hero to pick. I have the safelane, I have a support, but I just don't know what to pick. Why am I so stupid?
MONKEY KING WHEN
JUGGERNAUT ARCANA WHEN
>>155096901
First expecting deadline I've set for myself is october 31st. It MIGHT come out before that, the closer you are to it, the higher the chance...
After that date passes, say FUCK IT DUDE and assume the shit is coming out before december 24th.
If you expect nothing, you'll never be let down.
>>155095864
>building greaves looks highly situational to me
u wot m8
>cooldown is short enough that you can pop them anyway if your team only needs one boost
>passive aura is stronk as fuck both during and after fights
>active effect is free so you get more mana for yourself for your abilities
>frees up a much needed slot for wards and utility items
and then you have your initiator get a cuirass
U N K I L L A B L E
>>155096996
>>155096901
PA arcana was like late november 2014 right?
Also zeus was like mid December
So around late november to mid december
>>155097190
i have 52 games necrophos as support and 78% win rate
get early kills, rush greaves, start pushing with team and never leave til ancient is down
greaves sustain is insane 40s cd
>>155097376
youre not playing support
>winning game
>sniper does all the team's damage and can easily win us a fight
>walks deep into enemy territory alone
>dies
>with no bb
>we lose
holy fucking shit how can people be this fucking retarded
>>155097706
>be in shit bracket
>get shit players
woah
>>155097706
but anon, you're the only constant! :^)
>>155096734
Usually I get arcanes, vlads, mek for GG boots and cuirass. Piling compatible auras on atrophy is ridiculously strong and makes the most of the damage boost.
Will probably build pipe if magic damage ever becomes a problem, but it usually doesn't since the carries can deal with them.
>>155097639
buy cour, all wards, take no lane farm, zone out enemies and secure carry farm, rotate to help other lanes... this is not support?
please enlighten me
Would you read pro player's blogs d2g?
>>155097869
try echo sometime the burst + slow is tasty af on that fatty
>>155098157
Are you okay?
>>155098157
How many times did you pick techies
>>155098157
How's life treating you?
>>155098157
Do you need someone to talk to?
>>155098157
Are you depressed?
>>155098157
Are you straight?
>>155098157
no tendies today son
>>155098157
Do you have some issues to sort out?
>Wake up
>check news
>literally WW3
>Still no esports
What went wrong?
>>155098157
Are you using dota to escape your real life problems?
>>155098157
Are you sure you should be playing dota right now?
>>155098157
do you need another report?
>>155098157
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>>155098157
did you purposely did this to get free (You)s?
>>155098157
Don't you think that's enough dota for a while?
>>155098157
I feel sorry for you.
>>155098157
Are you insecure about yourself?
Just stomped a pub game as radiance-octarine riki AMA anything.
Its actually so fucking funny to see the other team flail about wondering why they are losing 50HP a seconds and all their salves are getting popped, then after waiting round getting some HP back after your first skirmish, you ult and go in for the kill
>>155099049
How's 2.8k treating you?
Let's say in future one of TI winners goes insane, murders his wife and son, and then hangs himself. Will Valve scrub his name off Aegis?
>>155098157
Do you need some tips, anon?
>>155099558
no, i pretty much gave up on playing anymore, i won like 20 lp games and the counter just restarts when it gets to 0
>>155099080
Pretty fucking good famalam, how about you?
Why didn't anybody ever tell me that you can cast bloodlust on the fountain?
>>155099697
Because theres no point
>>155099314
only once ribbit complains about it
>>155099742
Fountain dives have lead to thrown games before and this just makes it even easier. Level 4 bloodlust increases the fountain gun's DPS by 60%.
>play support
>get commended
>play techies
>reported
dotards?
official thread stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbsR2VmgQf0
when
are
the
fucking
tournaments
starting
>>155099652
I'm playing 4.1k but I can't seem to do it right. So much is decided at draft, not "WAH ITS OVER I FEED" amounts, but players are overall DECENT, so the team with the more aggressive pushing draft wins. Drow has 100% winrate vs me, and I don't know how to play her myself. I try to ban Omni but to no avail.
I have to find heroes that work. I have to learn what heroes are good depending on what heroes are banned. I have to learn what team can first get to the enemy rax and push uncontested due to their superior draft.
I just reached a breaking point. I've never abandoned a game before (1,500 games) and my behaviour score has been 9k for a long time. But last game I played with such fucking imbeciles who I can't believe have functioning brains in their skulls, I told them all to kill themselves, abandoned, and uninstalled the game. I've literally never raged at the game before. I'm probably going to avoid playing until the new patch/hero
>>155100367
KISAMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3c-W4Il6nE
DAE think leavers should be crucified and their whole family be eaten by crocodiles alive?
upboat dis if u cri evertim xd
>>155100367
pre or post op?
DEAD GAME, DEAD THREAD
>slacks is 5k
>d2g is 1k
>>155102307
>being ranked
HEATHENS
UNCLEAN
FALSE PROPHETS OF THE MOTHERLY COO
CLAN_IRAQ HAS CAST RANKED INTO THE BOWELS OF HELL.
>>155102307
im 6k kid
>>155102467
>posting anime
There's no way you're 6k.
One of the things Purge said was that Slack's team is immune to rage, and I can absolutely see that being true. The reality is that someone throwing a fit can and does lose games that should be won. If Slacks through his personality and communication style is able to disarm that, then he saves those games that would be lost.
People joke about the PMA meme, but being able to get your team to win games that would be lost, or stopping them from throwing games that should be won is valuable at all skill levels and directly related to your ability to climb rankings.
>>155102520
Hello, fellow redditor! *upvotes*
>>155102582
its amazing how he can stop people from tilting. He had a bolivian legion who was flaming him and his ursa for half of the game. he tried to tell him in his best spanish impression that his father died from players tilting in a pub game and how he doesnt want his brother to die the same way. the legion immediately stopped raging in chat and stopped spamming 0 wards 0 centrie noob omni
>>155102623
I think this is simply this point. the community is so toxic there are haters, flamers and tilters in every game. If simply your team would never rage you could optain 5k easily. you dont even need 5 players. I hope valve enforces the lpq because 2-3 of my team the last 4 games have been assholes.
>>155102515
huh?
>>155102658
Congrats on recently getting 6k man!
It's amazing how much both reddit and slacks trigger d2g.
Combine it with a "complete retard" as slacks getting higher MMR than 99% of d2g and you pretty much enable the gigatriggering.
>>155102720
thanks lad
>>155102772
Did you just assume my MMR?
>>155102658
>triple chen
You're most definitely a fag at least
>>155102878
wow thats pretty mean anon whyd you say that
>>155102878
havent played chen in a while, heres my top heroes atm
mostly used SD, Dazzle, CM, SWM, Kunkka support to climb MMR
>>155103073
>inb4 called cuck for supporting
>>155103073
>wins 41
>losses 16
>best winstreak 1
>warhammer crossover hats
>no howling banshee death prophet arcana
time to smell methane
EPIC
WAKE UP
EAT BREAKFAST CHILL A BIT
1PM
WANT TO PLAY DOTA
CANT BECAUSE THE FUCKING SUN IS SHINING STRAIGHT ONTO MY FACE
____EVERY FUCKING DAY____
FUCK EARTH
>slacks gets 5k mmr
>all the trash garbageshitter 2k players who use "hotkeys which slakcs dosnt xDdd" get megatriggered
>all the trash garbageshitters don't know that his decision making, positioning, calls for objectives, and general knowledge of power curves and how to end games is massively superior to them
>all the trash garbageshitters who believe that just because they saw a pro stack and pull and zone once they know how to do it automatically, when in reality slacks probably does it better than them
>all these trash garbageshitters are too blind to their own massive mistakes that they think they deserve 5k just because they know how to press their wand key before they fucking die due to being horribly out of position
REALLY MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK HUH??
>The warmness in Dendi's voice when he hears Bulldog's voice on his team
How can one man be so pure
How is SD balanced lads?
>Poison ruins everyone early game.
>Disruption is basically two free carries late game.
>Purge fucks over the enemy carry all through the match.
I can't believe what I did when I played this hero in a 1 hour game.
>>155103786
He's not.
>>155103786
He's literally the best support in the game at the moment, it's well known.
It's only tolerable because barely anyone finds him fun to play, so you don't have to verse him often.
JUST
>>155103954
>that unranked win
kek
>>155103786
Soul Catcher is still a FREE 50% DAMAGE AMP, with a 120% uptime.
How is this hero even balalanced?
Purge is literally Diffusal on the largest steroids known to man, and thats before he gets a Aghs to BREAK YOU
>>155103954
>that one unranked win
>>155103786
>>155104068
how is life in pakistan?
>>155104105
>Merem being obsessed again.
>be drow
>get dragon lance
>outrange towers
how the FUCK is this balanced?
What if there was a hero based on rapier?
>Ultimate: Closest allied hero gains +100/+211/+322 damage
>When you die you drop a Burning Divine Rapier (it can only be taken by enemy heroes and disappears when you respawn. If an enemy hero takes it and dies then allies can take it).
>>155103954
that literally was me couple of days ago
here is what you do:
1. mute allchat every game
2. after every win say you are commending everyone
3. grats you will get better and better allies
its really that simple
First off, if you're 3k you're not good. Get that through your head.. stop acting like you're better than everyone else, like everyone but you is a total retard, as if just because you're supporting you can treat your carry like shit and "Well played!" whenever he dies.
One annoying thing I notice about the majority of 3ks is they are ignorant and delusional. Like, you literally don't know what's going on in front of your face.. and you talk shit, or talk about how the game is over, with this deluded perspective and giving a false retelling of events that just occurred. This stuff seriously only serves to make people tilt. Totally unnecessary.
I just smurfed on my friend's 3k account as anti mage, my shaman left me solo 1v2 after about 7 minutes vs pudge and windranger, I ended up having a 16 minute battlefury. I got flamed for farming as anti-mage, people are constantly calling gg even though the game is 100% winnable, and my shaman even complained that someone on my team picked nyx support. Like who gives a fuck dude? Just play to win. Stop bitching so much about what you can't change. There's nothing wrong with nyx support in the first place.
I feel so sorry for anyone who is currently trying to climb out of 3k. It's seriously hellish to play with a bunch of delusional, ignorant crybabies that seemingly want to stop playing just because we're not 50 - 0, yet ignoring it's 30 minutes and alch only has a radiance, armlet and brown boots! So ridiculous!
>>155104345
upvoted
>>155104345
I just finished a game earlier ago, playing as Sven. We needed a support, guy goes lion, but takes CS, camps I stacked for myself, and when my internet went out (Takes about a 1-3 min reset, it sucks.) He would unpause, then calls me a retard for building echo sabre before S&Y?
Like, what? He sets me back by getting me an abandon, and calls me a retard. I ended up carrying him though, greediest lion I've ever seen, but yeah. I just wrote this to say backseat gaming is a huge issue... Especially when you act high and mighty, knowing builds.
>>155104407
>He sets me back by getting me an abandon, and calls me a retard.
This is the sort of bullshit toxicity I get from supports too. Like when you're moving towards a creep wave and the support in the lane is like "Oh, the carry is coming to farm this, BETTER CLEAR IT ASAP".
I was abused for like 20 minutes last game by our jungle LC because I died twice mid. Dude went iron talon -> blink dagger and still refused to rotate... but was relentlessly calling me a retard, etc.
Ultimate Weapon (BattleFury + Daedalus + Radiance + MKB + Abyssal + Divine Rapier)
>+25 health regen
>+300 health
>+200% mana regen
>+600 attack damage
>+25 attack speed
>critical striek: 30% chance +220% damage
>bash: 25% chance 1.4 stun +85 damage
>true strike
>radiance burn
>active: overwhelm
>Playing vs a morphling
>He replicates our Jugg
>Our Jugg goes shadowblade
>He """"ganks"""" the replicant using Omnislash
I really don't know how people remember to eat with this level of stupidity. He fucking thought it was a real hero WHEN HE WAS PLAYING THE ACTUAL HERO.
>>155104495
The fuck is this shit?
Shotgun mechanic is the most retarded thing in dotes.
>>155104505
that can happen in lol so its understandable its just a lolbab that doesnt know you cant pick the same hero
How long does it take to get your behaviour score up to a reasonable level,
tired of being super nice to retards
>>155104554
it already got nerfed by the projectile then by the million items added to the game that negate it like glimmer
its fine
>>155104587
This guy had at least 2k hours played.
WHY THE FUCK HAVE I LOST 600 MMR IN 2 DAYS
>>155104624
Don't chat at all, lower chance you are blamed at random for the loss, then if you win, say, "commended team, best team", and they'll commend you back
>replays don't work any more.
we lol now.
>>155104657
Because you are absolute garbage
>b-but my TEAM
yes because your enemies (and allies) getting WORSE is going to make your games harder
>>155104657
Reminder that autistic mouthbreather SirActionSlacks has 5k mmr using 2 item hotkeys. Literally clicking his items and he has 5k. Omni spam only does so much.
>>155104624
i got like 500 points per the 10 game report but i also flamed in some games
so a long as time and then when you start flaming again you will drop SUPER fast
best to just avoid chat there is never anything useful in there anyway in all my 6 years of playing dota i cant say a single time a game was made easier becuase of the chat its always a blame game
>3 wins to get out of lpq
>1 win 11 losses
Alright I'm done lads, dota is not for me
Juggernaut Arcana will be a Mask given to him by Monkey King
It will also introduce special effects when activating Mask of Madness, I think in which will see a buff to MoM in the New Journey's Patch.
Atleast I think this is the ideal scenario, just like Oracle granting PA Arcana.
We might actually see a 3-sword wielding Juggernaut. He'll have the ability to equip 2 additional swords so he can have 1 sword between his teeth with duel-wielding.
>>155104850
Only the toughest of men can escape low prio.
>>155104870
hello redit
>>155104963
hello 4can
d2g gulag, when im safelane supp how do i cuck the offlaner into staying level 2-3? I try to stack and pull smallcamp on first wave, and then pull large camp at 53 after that; but by that point the offlaner is still level 2-3. How do i slow his progression down more? Should i ignore the first part and zone him out more? pls help d2g, i want to be good supp
>>155104959
>10 carries
I've heard the tales but holy shit so happy of being a goodboi and never get thrown into low priority
>>155105072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxq1La1ViZI
Can I really get to 5k by spamming omni even if my teammates won't take objectives no matter what?
Or just spam "le wolves need no armor strat xd"?
What other productive activity can I do rather than play dota? I've come to realize that after 3.5k hours I fucking hate this game and it's made me into a terrible person.
DOOOOOOOOOONDO
>guy starts flaming in english
>tell him to stop it
>he continues in t*rkish
are some people genuinely this retarded?
why the fuck would they think that I can understand it?
>>155105236
Get fit
>>155105072
you cannot do it by yourself
if you have a good carry player you can kind of do it together
to cuck offlaners you need 3 heroes with 2 they will still get stuff
tl;dr
tell your carry to push at x:30
pull the big camp at 53
tell him to farm the wave near the camp instead of your tower or whatever so offlaner cannot just come to the camp and get all the exp
grats you can deny half his exp like that but he still will get the other half, however doing this and farming the camp you get a lot of exp for yourself and your carry also farm so in the ends its the absolute best thing you can be doing in 2v1 scenario
When does qualifier for the major start?
>>155105072
You need your carry to help you attack him if he's a mongloid and doesn't hit him fucking abandon the lane and roam mid.
Pulling is good but it isn't enough.
>>155105286
Alright anon, good suggestion
>>155105072
wolves need no armor meme is a free loss
>>155105548
unless you're sub3k in which case it works wonders because the enemy team are too uncoordinated to deal with it
HOW EXACTLY IS ARC WARDED BALANCED
4/5 OF US COUNTER 4/5 OF THEM, SLARK ES FEEDS OFFLANE SILENCER, YET SOMEHOW JUGG KOTL MANAGE TO FEED OFFLANE ARC WARDEN
FUCKING KILL THIS PIECE OF SHIT HERO ICEFRAUD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLIMB OUT OF 3K WHEN FRACTURED FUCKING SHITS KEEP BOOSTING AGAINST ME
>>155105168
this
just play raptor and spam thunder clap, if you're against a str hero like stove then your carry needs to help you harass him
>>155105639
>52 mins
>Jugg still has a wand.
>Slacks 5k
>pros 9k
>you're still 3k
>>155104407
I dont see a dotabuff or a post game screenshot of your bullshit
Please stop blogging until you provide the aforementioned evidence of me ooga team booga
>>155105639
THE
EFFECT
IS
MUTED
WHEN
YOU
STAND
NEAR
AN
ALLY
UNIT
>>155105639
You know what would improve your MMR more than sperging out on 4chan because a skilled player carried their team in a 3k ranked game?
Looking at what you did wrong in that game RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT. NOW.
>BUT ANOOON MY TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM MY FUCKING TEAM ANOOOOON ITS ALL THEIR FAULT ANOOOOOOOON
If you never look at your own mistakes you'll never improve. It was ONE game vs Arc Warden, and you manage to spaz out THIS hard??? After ONE game? Ah, you're that retard who cries and rages at your team because they're OBVIOUSLY inferior to you.
PLEASE dude. At least TRY to improve before you cry on 4chan about your losses.
>>155105639
>50min long game
>battlefury mjollnir heroes have 300cs
wew
i dont think anything that happens in games like these is of any relevence to anything 2bh
its like if you gave a whole arsenal to monkies and they would all hit eachother with shovels complaining they are op when rifles are right besides them but they are too retarded to use them
thats 3k dota in a nutshell
>>155105691
Not that guy, but I rarely support so I would like to ask this if I get another 4 carries in my game and forced to support, Core: Glimmer or Force Staff first?
>>155104495
>removes cleave for no reason
>>155103352
>warhammer=warhammer40kids
behold: a secondary
>>155105456
>>155105385
>>155105168
thankyou gulag; I watched BSJ's video on the safelane but I think you're right; I wasn aggressive early enough. I'm actually coordinating in a 5stack so it should be easy enough to coordinate for kills - I just want to know what the optimal thing would be; which I now realise is actively zoning instead of pulling in the beginning.
>halberd is one of the best items in the game for late game.
>no one ever buys it.
?
>>155106014
>halberd is a good item in the manta diffu on every agi hero meta
?
maybe against a dusa or sylla the canonical halberd heroes sure
against others its ass unless you are huskar or something then you get it just becuase the stats are good on him even if you never use the active
>>155104505
>play the most based hero in the game, arc warden
>lion wastes level 1 finger on my clone even though my real hero is already dead and that was before the patch which gave tempest double a bounty
Slacks (white meme hoster from /reddit/) = 5k mmr.
Lelouch (shitskin paki janitor from /d2g/) = 3k mmr.
Really makes you think...
>>155106087
>manta or diffusal purges disarm
Now we know why no one buys halberd. No one knows how it fucking works
>>155106162
Fair point. Fair point......
It also costs 4k gold and only lasts 3 seconds on melee heroes and has awful cast range.
>>155106218
t. dotard
>>155105909
it depends, think of how the enemies can counter the item e.g glimmer is pretty sub-par against bounty hunter
if it's a 4 core vs 4 core game, get something like ghost or euls so you can survive if they decide to focus you
disruptor might not be the best pick in a game with few spell heroes, pick something like witch doctor, warlock, dazzle or omni so you can heal your allies
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? that "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>155106087
The only thing that purges Halberd disarm is spell immunity.
It disarms ranged heroes for 5.5 seconds and still no one buys it.
our guy tier: mason/beesa
reddit: moonmeander/notail
9gag: arteezy
>>155106339
Coolio
>>155106339
beesa literally played in the africa qualifiers for wesg
hes the definition of washed up
so is mason
litearlly 2 most washed up players in all esporsts aka the most our guys ever
>>155106162
it doesn't though
only things that get rid of halberd disarm are bkb and repel
>>155106487
>he cant decipher meme arrows
hows your first day on the 4chins redditino?
>>155106548
thanks, I just found this site on reddit
>>155106657
>asks how his first day on 4chinchin was
>"thanks"
Well, desu my first day was pretty thanks too.
>CLQ is gone
>d2g is dead
>life isn't worth living
Why even live?
I want to fucking murder the people who do this.
>>155106773
to spread the ultimate redpill of antinatalism
Just got 0 today lads , how was your day?
>>155106837
the fuck kinda avocadomonkey money is that?
Are you a wageslave or NEET /d2g/? I'm personally a wagie that is trying his damnedest to become a NEET again.
>>155106837
who do what?
sell items on the market?
are you retarded or what?
Should AA be remade? His ult is so good that his other skills are kinda shit.
>Disables healing
>Damage on initial hit
>Damage over time
>%hp execute
>Global
>Can affect multiple heroes or the entire team
>Good duration, amazing with aghs
Probably the best spell in the game, or the one that does the most.
>>155106321
mainly because its useless since every dps buys spell immunity or has spell immunity heroes for this very reason.
>>155106870
I couldn't sleep for shit, and it's gonna be a family sunday, so like every day, asking to myself why can't I just fucking die.
>>155106870
>10
>>155106946
combine 2nd and third skill into one.
make it so u can refill attacks when going back to the vortex
>>155106286
She probably enforced it herself killing anyone stupid enough to call her ice witch or slut in the first place.
a lot of the dota heroes are comically vain.
>>155105798
>>155106162
WHITE SUPREMACISTS BTFO YET AGAIN
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>play a game in unranked with a friend
>the enemy has the dual stack of wk and alch
>alch rushes aghs for wk and gets it around 10 minutes
>this is the result
What the fuck? Also Oracle was solo offlane.
>>155107180
/pol/ is just BadWykop
>forced50 now forced65 because I buy lotus orb on fucking everything now
LITERALLY FREE MMR. This item is bonkers with how many items/heroes it makes shit instantly.
>>155107319
When do I buy it? I feel it's kind of awkward to build.
kek
>>155106140
>Spams Dirge to 6k.
>thinks hes good.
L O L.
>>155107451
he looks like Aku Aku(?) from crash bandicoot
>>155107403
Supports: 2-3 major item
Cores: 5-6th item
Offlaners/Junglers: 2nd
You can skip it as Core if someone else on your team is building it. It's +armor, regen, and a GoodLinkens/GoodBKB that scales BETTER as time goes on.
>>155107572
>stalking my games
Fuck off creep.
Man you know after watching Sheever's stream for a while you kinda realise ODPixel is a bit of a tool
>>155107621
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2648877565
>Can't hook anyone.
>ruin the game by feeding.
Just your average d2g player called MeremSolomon.
Is it possible to get to 3k with playing supports like Dazzle/WW and shit ?
Below 2.8k now
I've lost so many games in a row and everytime I can't do anything because I face a beyond godlike fucker at 15 minutes.
Maybe I should stop playing forever, I've never been so unlucky of my life
>>155107662
how are you just now realizing that? have you been living under a rock?
>>155107620
What if the enemy team doesn't have any good heroes to buy linkens against?
Should I use it for purge or preemptively?
>>155107680
If you're not having fun stop fucking playing.
>>155107672
>creeping into someone's profile to find games
>post them on /d2g/
Yep, that's obsessed creepy stalker.
>>155107675
no its impossible because mur russians/peruvians
why do people ask dumb questions like that
its possible to climb up to 6.5k with literally anything in the game after that you have to use fotm shit
>>155107451
>común
hello peru
>>155107672
Freak
>>155107738
As far as know how he behaves outside of casting yeah, if she's really fucking him not sure what she sees in him
what went wright?
>>155107778
>public profile on a public website is stalking.
Hello retard.
>>155107764
>playing dota
>having fun
yea right.
>be d2g
>push tripfags into the abyss
>shitters from inhouses still manage to play the e-celeb game
how do we eradicate those faggots?
>>155107854
a young juicy dick and free money since reddit will throw their cash at him for the next 15 years
>>155107903
You can't
No matter how long I leave it or what time of day I come look here merem and lelouch are fagging the place up and have been for years
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2645965045
Just another game from Dirge to 6k Solomon.
>>155107872
Creepy paki stalker.
>>155107903
just filter it up family its 2016
>>155108001
>Suddenly forgets he mentioned me first in the thread and now cries stalker.
Embarrassing m8.
>>155108050
>starts to creep all over my Dota profile and post games no one asked for on /d2g/
Yep, that's stalking.
>>155107764
I'm used to have fun in 3.4k. Games were at my levels and people are decent.
But in this trench, my team is throwing and I can't do anything ever.
Back in the 3k trench I used to carry most of my games because there was no feed but now I just don't know what to do.
What am I supposed to do? Just play out of my mind and be sure to farm like a madman and roll over them like a rollercoaster?
>>155107672
Hey lelouch thanks for not banning when I posted a dota related post in lolg
>>155108098
>lets dotabuff track his games.
>suddenly its stalking on a public website.
I forgot Russians have a few brain cells missing.
>>155108103
You are fucking terrible. You have no one to blame but yourself. Any player with 1k mmr higher than you could carry these games effortlessly. You do not deserve the MMR you've lost. You should play the hero you are good enough at to carry your team (apparantly none because yu fucking lose in 2k, where players have 2 major items 40 minutes in)
holy shit this bulldong stream of NA simulator is hilarious
Guess who won
>>155108151
I forgot shitskin pakis have no clue about personal property and stalking runs natural like poo in the loo just look at Ritsu stalking Beesa's sister and you are doing exactly the same thing.
No one is just picking up random open dotabuff profile and starts posting games from it on /d2g/ for no reason but a highly obsessed shitskin paki stalker Lelouch.
And you know why no one does that? Because no one cares enough to stalk someone and creep into their profiles to find stuff.
You are a creepy shitskin stalker Lel ouch.
>>155108204
Not when you are in my games.
I swear to god, in every game, there's one player that is 0-6 at 15 minutes and the enemy carry is having a blast everytime.
>>155108103
not jungling every game like a complete retard would be a start
after that try easier heroes than morph or ember becuase do i need to remind you that you are 2k?
why are oyu playing heroees that demand good mechanics and game knowledge? play wk or some stupid shit with one button
>>155108358
>Crying about d2g seeing you feed 20 kills in normal games.
Pathetic m8, Mad that everyone found out you're a shitter?
>>155108391
I was 3.5k and I used to carry with these heroes. I don't think i've become suddenly shit at the game.
Would you lick her armpits?
>>155108471
no you jus never ever were good at them
start playing braindead heroes becase you are 2k and cannot play the fucking game, try them when you play at high 4k or low 5k, i swear i bet you have 40 or 50cs in the safelane at 10mins even if you are left alone and then you cry about your team and how impossible it is to carry them
you are trash and its your fault you are losing the games, if you dont realize that you will never get better
Is this the longest we've gone without relevant DIGITAL SPORTS
Is it why the thread is dead but also garbage
>>155108368
Ah of course, because you being unable to carry a 3k game is MY fault.
Point your fingers until they break off
>>155108587
how new? this happens literally every year
>>155108535
no but i would put a bullet thru your head
>>155108436
>implying anyone cares about unranked
Ah I forgot a self-proclaimed "best /d2g/ timber" abandoned his road to 4k mmr and deleted himself from 3k ranked competition. 3k unranked is all you got there, shitter, that's why you think anyone shares your excitement on /d2g/ about creeping into my profile and finding some whatever unranked games there.
Anyway don't reply to my posts anymore I'm not allowing that.
Guess my mmr
who won the shufflebowl and why is it Secret?
>inb4 why not Liquid
having Bulba negates everything Miracle brings
>>155108587
>he isn't hyped for BEAT
lmfao stop posting eurofag
reminder its all an act.
Which dota team has the longest added team penis length after the shuffle?
>>155107675
No. Supporting only works if your carries aren't useless mouthbreathing retards, which is what they usually are. A good support cannot have as much impact as a good carry.
>>155108686
You're a known ruski shitter who is bad at Dota and spam invites me to play with you.
Ritsu did nothing wrong. He deserved a team.
>>155109279
>shit skin
>deserving anything
in a perfect world he would not exist
>ywn be good enough to be on a pro team
>>155109328
>>155109279
stalkers
>>155109279
Alder Beano Must Die: yo
Alder Beano Must Die: can u tell beesa
Alder Beano Must Die: something for me
Alder Beano Must Die: yo
Alder Beano Must Die: can u tell beesa
Alder Beano Must Die: something
Alder Beano Must Die: its really important
Alder Beano Must Die: yo
Alder Beano Must Die: please
Alder Beano Must Die: tell him
Alder Beano Must Die: maya is not safe
>>155104225
>YfW DOTA has become a game that raises your mmr based on your soft skills and interpersonal emotional intelligence
Attackerfags on suicide watch HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155107672
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2648877565
end ur miserable life lelouch
>>155109447
Lol cancel got CWM to vouch for him
Attacker needs to kiss yapzors ass a little I'm sure and hell make it
The problem is eau is richer and better in every way than Jordan so it might be awkward at first
>>155104225
>say you're commending everyone
>commend no one
good bad boy
>>155109396
Top fucking kek Everytime I read that log and imagine ritsuisanaccount face saying those words I burst out laughing
>Feel curious about something
>start doing some googling
>Suddenly the browser gets fucked up and i see black spaces covering the site and all sorts of visual bugs
>never a problem when playing games
>Only when using the browser
>Its really fucking annoying
DOTARDS?
is it true that BSJ rejected EGs offer becuase he didnt want to support a team that kicked ppd for rtz?
>>155109971
yes
>>155109971
>BSJ getting an offer to play for EG
haha!
>sit on lane and know that they are close
>some retard starts pinging 20 times a second
>stay there and die intentiaonlly
eat shit
>>155109971
No, EG just didn't need a dogshit slark player.
>>155109971
>BSJ
>Offer for anything
>>155110187
you sure showed him hahah
that will teach him bro :D
any twitch pro explain what hosting someone means?
>>155110298
means you want to have sex with the person youre hosting
kaipi are playing right now dotards
>>155110495
uh so?
>>155110495
is it worth watching though?
>>155110495
who?
>>155110525
>>155110563
>>155110567
>not watching our guy singsing play
Hey d2g I was considering playing DOTA2. And since I enjoy abhorrent abomonations, I will be trying out Ghoul-Wizard guy (Lifestearler) and Hungry Dead Man (Undying). Any tips you fine fellows would like to grant me most generously in my endeavor? I would be grateful, as DOTA2 seems a significant degree more complex than other multiplayer online battle arenas.
>>155110495
>Kaipi.FluffnStuff
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155110567
that reddit team
you know the one that didnt follow the rules so reddit forced valve to bend the rules for them
that reddit team
>>155110609
I tuned in & sig.trust is still playing
>>155110691
http://www.liquiddota.com/stream/azubu_prodotaen2
>>155110762
>azubu
>liquid
lmaouiing @ u my man
>>155110609
Uhhhh link fagot dotard?
>>155110863
fuck you dotard
>>155110298
you are the host to a guest
How do I lower my ping?
I live in Costa Rica and have 150 ping to US west and US east is suicide inducing.
I don't like this caster
>every caster with the betting shit
>>155111065
You really can't brother sorry
>>155110609
Animefaggots are so disgusting. But you always get so excited with singsing; I find it cute. I wouldn't mind making an exception with you and softly drilling your asshole until your penis sprays a feminine cumshot.
>>155111291
Kill me right fucking now, I have 90 ping to US east, I'm very fluent in Spanish but even I can't understand what these peruvian kids are shouting at me.
>>155111393
Much like how niggers fuck up English to a point of unrecognizability. So too do peruvians do this to the spanish language
Azubu stream IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE I HAVE 50 MB/S AND STILL CAN'T WATCH IT AT 720P WTF
is there a way to not be put into the post game chat after a game? tired of desperate damage control from shitter who i crush
>live in ny
>go outside
>explode
doturds?
>>155111898
honeypot nation
>>155111898
say hi to mss
>http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1474207160208.gif
>the best of american presidential candidates is an hologram
DOTA RETARDS?
>based phoneposterbros triggering redditors
>Just for that, I'm unfiending you.
What did warlock mean by this?
>>155112820
Is that
Is that a wu kong barbosa
>>155112820
>mfw can be phoneposter and imageposter at same time cause of based clover
Drumpf will lose.
>>155106890
>Not semiNEET
black woman is god
>>155110298
>sinneddonut
Damn, back when she was small she would actually respond to shit you posted in chat and it was easy trigger her while playing
1k<4.5k - trash
4.5k<5.5k - you are learning
5.5k<7k - you can control the game somewhat
7k+ - one of the best players in the world
>>155112820
>implying there's anything based about being a phoneposter
>>155113242
>Sub 6k
>Good
>Not knowing about MMR inflation
How come this general doesn't have a discord server?
>>155113191
what election
?
elections ended in November 2015 and based PiS won, don't you remember how buttmad yurokuckcs were about that 1?
>>155113617
This
>>155113617
>>155113771
>say anything about that banrkupt reality tv star
>DDF (Drumpf Defense Force) shows up
try to be not as obvious next time
>>155113427
The shitty namefag meme circlejerk that is contrary to how anonymous imageboards should work is in the /vg/ ingame chat channel
L E G I O N C O M M A N D E R
>Trust me guys I've seen this build work before
>proceeds to feed his ass off in several consecutive games
Should've removed him way earlier.
>>155114024
>>155113427
There are 3 /d2g/ discord servers.
>>155113975
And this is the bad one.
Kaipi will NEVER get out of the tier 3 dumpster
At least they'll have NP to keep them company soon
>>155114094
>[current year]
>forgetting the tapestry on the mongolian tapestry congregation
>>155107241
they saw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXckLXv2NuQ
but were too pussy to get a rapier
>>155114236
An from the same tier stack
what if there was a hero that could rebuild towers?
>>155114196
How do you get to join one of them then? I just want people to play with desu.
>>155114545
Just go to the ingame vg chatroom you cuck. Or plebbit, if you feel like that.
>When u hit more than 6 minutes of total stun duration in a single match
>>155110612
Buy a Stout Shield and a Quelling Blade and max Tombstone or Open Wounds first
Don't built their aghs
FOURTH FUCKING DAY WHEN THE REPLAYS DONT WORK
AND NOT A SINGLE THREAD IN FUCKING REDDIT ABOUT THIS
SOMEONE FUCKING NOTIFY VALVE OR SOMETHING
>>155114236
>eggo saber AM
Now that's a spicy meme.
>>155114964
sent :'^)
how do you counter
pa + omni
bear in mind pa has a free daedalus from lvl6 and omni gives her a free bkb
>>155114024
>>155114024
>>155114124
>>155115401
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/new/
no you fcking didn't
s
omneone notify THE OFFICIAL VALVE SHILL FORUM that athEIR GAME IS FUCKING BOROKEN CURRENTLY
FUCKINGFUCK
>>155115657
axe
>>155115657
oracle
purge repel disarm pa if necessary
>>155115672
>>155114501
what if towers were slightly weaker, but stood in groups of 3?
what if they had to be in range of a special building in order to be able to attack? (of course this building spawns with the towers on the beginning of the match)
what if you could buy a controllable unit, courier style, that can build (for a gold cost) towers and aforementioned special buildings?
>Toss can now target towers.
Tony viable????
>play offlane
>get flamed at for talon jungling instead of leeching xp from trilane
>get flamed at for losing the game for us
>game ends
>200 gpm safe farm juggernaut against a solo tide
ebig
simbly
ebig
>>155116029
>Tony can now toss towers
NOW it's viable
>>155115825
>>155115672
calling her a nigger is half the fun
What if there was a hero that was an anti-hero?
>>155116126
What's the other half
>>155116212
the sex itself
haha who am I kidding, jerking my dick to her pics
>>155116029
>craggy exterior now stuns in 200/300/400/500 aoe around tiny when it activates
>tossed targets take twice craggy stun damage
tony viable now?
>just remembered i have a Tusk punching glove with over 200 walrus bunches and a Trixi autograph
>>155116418
olen ylpeä siitä
what's the best position for tusk
>>155117328
roam sup/off
>>155117328
Cowgirl, so you can walrus punch her off when you're done.
>team ukraine vs. team russia
>shitty BTS jobber casting again
>>155117373
support makes me want to hang myself offlane it us then
>enemy picks drow
>lose
Help
Any way I can pracc Monkey King Sun Wukong before he hits the game?
>>155110495
Adelaide.
>>155117735
adelaide
>>155117636
Are you retarded?
>>155117840
Well he's posting ebin facebook frog memes so I'd go with "yes"
>get muted bc shittalking spics all day
>can't shit on shitters and make them mad enough to report me
>also can't communicate with teammates
Being muted is retarded.
@155117874
I'm not even going to dignify you shills with (You)s
>>155117892
Just git gud lad
>>155117606
>enemy picks slark
>>155118068
>Being in a shit bracket where they can't deal with slark
>>155107662
a tool for what?
How do I mod or make custom games? I want to play Overthrow without a timelimit with my bros. But the only mod like that hasn't been updated in years.
>matched with shitters from dee 2 gee
>have to carry them.
>tfw I look over morphlings responses
>tfw he has an unused kill line that is literally "Your final solution"
>tfw morphling is water hitler
How did it come to this?
>>155118479
sex organ & nothing more
>>155118746
Why're their so many unused lines anyway? A lot of them are good. They had lines for when void doesn't catch anyone in chrono, that's hilarious, why would you remove that.
>>155118752
I'm sure sheever could do better than odpixel if she just wanted a fucktoy
>>155118847
Oh god, why does that thing look like a dog collar.
>>155114763
Thank you good sir.
you hanging in there /d2g/?
>>155119004
it doesn't you fucking dumbass
>>155119295
yes
but when i realize how trash valve is i would rather not
>>155119295
Oddly enough, yes.
>>155119483
Do you have more of these? I remember seeing Tobywan and RTZ versions too.
Guys I bought the Deux Ex game for the Dota 2 announcers but I'm never gonna play Deus Ex.
Am I autistic?
>underlord and pudge have no voice lines for saving allies from chrono
dotards?
doturds?
doetards?
explain this, NOW
>>155119689
Anti-Mage has no line for purchasing a battlefury, or two battlefuries, or three, or four, or five or six of them
>>155119295
ye
>>155119689
>he can't make his own lines during a match
>>155091653
>>155096734
I rage hard when i see memers going Underlord support, it happened with Phoenix too, it loses all the manlyness.
>Phoenix offlane
>dives, aim birds, hits, oh you wanna fight back? EGG MOTHERFUCKER OH TOO BAD BOOOM
>phoenix support
>-i-im j-j-just gonna laser pls dont hit me *panic ult*
I remember tried many builds with pit lord because i didnt think the classic necro 3 would work that much
I went like
>power treads drums dagger
Then i was like "what if i go veil"
>brown boots, veil Crimson guard
But veil didnt work that much since firestorm , while can do really good damage, its not your job to do the damage, and firestorm can be easily be evaded
Then i thought he needed levels so i tried going midas, like
>Midas, Arcanes crimson guard Dagger
But then it takes too much be online so my current build (and i almost everytime i win) i just go
>Arcanes, Mek, Crimson guard/Pipe, Dagger, whatever
Face annoying supports? iron talon the camp near the off.
>>155119689
>>155119780
Tinker doesn't have a line for buying Guardian Greaves. How can one company be so incompetent?
>4 reports
>reported in 3 matches by 3 different parties
how do I math?
>play wd 2k bracket
>roaming ganking etc
>gank top with bounty who is offlaning
>try to kill enemy gyro, get zoned by nyx
>bounty who is diving the gyro feeds first blood and calls me a pussy when i've blown my complete load as a level 4 wd
>radiant safelane drow is getting ganked by enemy pudge, who is seen by my ward on rune stone at bottom rune
>call "pudge ganking bottom" in chat
>drow gets killed by pudge
>"this ward is fucking garbage" furious pinging on me and the ward
I should just become a piece of shit jungler like the rest of my trench
>>155103786
was he any different a few patches ago? no?
>>155120056
>rearm
>soul ring+ guardians
>gain 10 mana
FREE
MANA
>>155120203
The difference is the pros say he's OP now so he is.
>>155119613
Don't have any of the rtz ones unfortunately, some of those are great.
>>155119295
only by a thread f.am
>>155119680
can i have the cd key?
yes you are immensely auitistic, so help a fellow autismo out
Does anyone want Battlerite Beta key
>be bane in lane
>max enfeeble
>engoy last hits
haha lol what the fuck why is this even ALOUD
>>155119680
you just made yourself a target
you just killed the equivalent of the enemy team, twice
>>155093039
>I'm bad
okidoki
>Trying to be more frugal
>FFXIV's 3.4 looks really fun
>I need to spend it more productively cause I have a lot of goals outside of games
>But it looks really fun
I can't concentrate for the full day if I don't get at least 6 hours of sleep.
>>155120448
>sf mid
>random bane
hehehehehhehehehehhe
>>155120448
>be shadow demon
>lane with my boy od
>spam poison on cooldown
>never run out of mana
hahaah lol what the fuck why is this even ALOUD
>reminder that the next 8 heroes in the game will be 5 agility and 3 strength so valve don't have to remake this page
Post heroes without ''posting' them
It really makes one think
>>155120868
That actually sounds a bit terrifyinguntil you buy a wand and/or leave lane
>>155121016
WHy the fuck are there so many intelligence heroes
>>155121038
>thinking wand counters SD.
BET YOU THINK WAND COUNTERS BRISTLE TOO LAD EH.
>>155121020
I miss the bull prepping meta
>>155121167
mate...
>>155121405
wand isn't a counter, You're actually 2k if you believe ti.
Uhh Hello?
>>155121605
ward is a counter, you're actually 1k if you don't believe it is
>>155121707
it helps but it isn't a counter.
hello 2k.
>last pick WK
>enemy already has jugg picked
>enemy russian still last picks AM regardless
>almost lose because lul 3k
I want to play dota as the hero Balanar, the Night Stalker
should I
>>155121769
it is a counter
hello 1k
>>155121829
real mature faggot.
>>155121886
just showing you how retarded you are
Why do you guys complain so much about Morphling? Just stun or silence him and there's nothing he can do.
>>155121983
>stun him
>still morphs two million hp per sec
?
>>155121983
People forget how to play against some heroes. It literally happens every patch.
>>155122096
just pick naix
>>155121983
>tfw u pick doom
wrap ur lips around this..
>>155121808
no, he's nonfunctional since the economy aka memeback mechanics
NS was a snowball hero which relied on shitstomping the enemy team with ganks in midgame where he was strongest, since it's impossible to achieve economic victory now because its le toxic, the way he's viable now is as a mobile ward with flying vision
also fuck trollpicker for making people actually opposed to memeback look like retards
sorry ignore that last part
personally i recommend micro heroes, it's always something to seperate you from the mobaby plebs
Is someone willing to sell a Belt of the Arsenal Magus on LootMarket? I made a buy order a while ago and no one is selling it, and I'm sick of waiting
>>155121808
Absolutely, you'll DEFINITELY not regret the game eating your life up and crushing your mental state, ruining your friendships with any people you play it with, and generally destroy everything you hold dear.
>>155122321
What doesn't kil you makes you stronger
>>155122321
It's okay i got none of these
>>155122289
You have to be 18 years old to use 4chan.
Does Icefrog lurk here
>>155122280
why did you write all of this?
no1 will read it dude
>>155122321
kys psg
>>155122289
isn't that shit like 4 cents on the steam market?
>>155122582
he doesn't lurk, but he posts occassionally
>>155098157
Look on the bright side.
Why do I get flamed when I buy hotd instead of vlads on ursa?
>no cute demonboi hero
would make a perfect couple with loli pugna tbqh
>Get third world luna that single handily throws the game
>Check his profile
>He's lost 14 (FOURTEEN) of his last 15 games
Are these the agents of Forced 50, waiting in their own little lobby till their summoned to a queue?
>>155122634
Thing is, I sold a set a friend gave me, and I usec the money to buy the Invoker set
And I had 46 cents left, and I'm not going to put 5 dollars into my account to buy an item worth 30 cents, yes I'm poor as fuck
>>155122854
That is not cute.
>>155122609
because i'm playing iwtbtg and the first boss has 43 seconds of unskippable intro
>>155122817
It's probably a guy who misclicked report
>>155122954
Your cutesensors are broken.
>>155123047
This is cute.
The other one isn't.
>>155123130
ur a faggot
>>155104657
cuz ure a NP spammer, youre literally playing the weakest hero and making every figth 4v5 and you cant 1v1 anyone. Fuck you youre shit stay 2k
hey adelaide this fag is impersonating you >>>/int/65053044
>"If you pick meepo I'll report you"
>picks meepo
>report him
>doesn't feed
>game ends
>commend him because he's a dying out, rare specimen
>>155123675
Ta ditt liv.
>>155123675
Hämg dig
>complexity fell for the le epic timbersaw player meme
>>155124078
cancel is complete garbo btw.
>>155124078
>zfreek still embarrassing the entire dota community by having literally 6-7% higher body fat percentage than ANY other player
>>155124190
he must be at least 60% bf
why are there so many semiNEETs on the gulag
>>155124340
about 25% from looking at him
source: I know how to measure body fat % with calipers and shit
>>155092229
people building battlefury in 10v10
>>155124078
who's justin?
>>155098157
>tfw this used to be me
i'm reformed lads
What the fuck is my teammate playing right now?
>>155123929
you're lying, you cant commend people after you've reported them and vice versa
>>155125047
Void?
>>155125041
>0 commends
not reformed enough
>>155124929
my neighbor
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2653790259
I was Medusa waht went wrong?
>playing on my smurf
>guy intentional feeds and feeds courier on first game of his account
great. there goes my calibration period. another ruined acconunt where i had 80% win rate
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/79120736
rate me, currently at 150 mmr
>>155125329
where do you live?
>Wake up
>Find out RTZ is on EG again
>>155120039
I'm talking more like a soft-support, since he's already useful enough to spare some money for wards and dust. He's also tanky enough to be a gem carrier.
There's also the fact that he just can't make the most of his skills outside of a teamfight.
>>155115672
why does that necrophos look so funny
>>155125370
>what went wrong
you played in a 3k game as 1k player
>>155125370
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2653790259
Lets see, you don't have a linkens and you built an mkb againist literally (and I mean absolutely) no evasion. If you wanted damage, get a butterfly next time.
>>155125736
You must have been asleep for a while
>>155125803
probably because necro has the voice and demeanor of a 70-year-old sadistic man and the cosplayer is a ~20yo girl
>>155125640
you are the scum that stagnated and never learned to move past it
>>155125627
>feeds courier on first game of his account
I'm surprised someone this abrasive hasn't killed either himself or someone else
>>155125328
i actually had four last card, that card is from the first time i had 0 abandons <3 reports ever a few weeks ago
>>155125627
valve has tracking system that puts you in smurf pool.
>>155122824
it's kinda surprising that this many people are aware of ursa needing vlads back when fury swipes were an orb effect
they surely don't know why it is a build, but i cannot imagine how did the few non-braindead people spread the word to non-human non-white hordes which constitute the lions share of dota playerbase, especially in wc3 dota
>>155126386
shhhh. don't need input from ignorant children.
d2gay fishes for (you)'s on the mongolian virtual games atrium
d2gay doesnt fish for commends on the game of dota 2
Really makes you ponder
>>155126617
Apparently commends are like reports in that you receive them for no discernible reason.
>when people cant handle being criticized
>>155126974
>you get reports for no discernible reason
By that logic, everyone should be getting roughly the same amount of reports, and yet I've always had <3 in the status pop thing. Explain this :^)
would you have sex with yourself?
>>155127136
no im not gay
Statsman Bruno@StatsmanBruno
Today I had a deja vu
>slark is balanced
one is left to wonder what the operating system frog meant by this
>>155126486
...what
>>155127240
>Sub 50% winrate at high mmr
>>155127240
>slark isnt balanced
pick axe
shit on his lane
>>155125674
next to justin
>>155127240
Timber shits on him
>pubs, not pros, are indicative of hero balance
top tier meme
>>155127067
I don't think probability works like that.
Shit, sometimes my report count goes down to <3 after I get tilted hard and start yelling.
>>155127048
wut mmr
>win game
>team splits up and refuses to push ever again
WHY
DO
THEY
DO
THIS
EVERY
SINGLE
GAME
>>155127310
in what state of the US do you & justin live in?
>>155127136
yes im not gay
>>155127570
y would u need 2 push if u won
>>155127572
idk I'm not justin
>>155127250
ursa was previously forced to buy vlads because since the lifesteal is an aura it wasn't overruled by fury swipes.
now that fury swipes isn't an attack modifier, ursa is free to buy hotd, which has far better lategame potential if you build it into satanic and sacrifices the team aura for free stacking and micro.
this poster is surprised that enough people are aware that ursa needs vlads, but is certain that they don't know why he did, only that the guides said he did.
>>155127570
>enemy has sub 10 seconds left on respawn.
>retard is still hitting T3s.
>>155127240
just stun him twice
Should I get e-blade on Lina? Or should I get stuff like bloodthorne and octarine core?
>>155128110
Octarine, obviously, since Lina benefits from spamming her spells to keep her passive stacked. E-blade would probably waste it.
>>155128289
I really can't tell if you're fucking serious
>>155127771
best caster, worst streamer
>>155128110item builds are situational
>>155127212
literally who?
remember that non-whites are non-human
http://beyondthesummit.tv/bts-series-reborn
>fuck yeah e sports.
>t2 teams.
WHAT THE FUCK?
>MFW low priority match is found faster than a ranked match.
>>155128825
>putting nigger monkeys in the gas chamber
I hope you know this feel
>>155128779
enjoy low prio
finally a based animeNEET
PREDICTIONS??
*posts gook cartoons and acts like a white supremacist*
>>155129412
>he thinks anime is made in korea
>guy on enemy team is 2000 solo mmr higher than me
THANKS PARTY QUEUE
>>155098157
Stop picking Legion and going to jungle.
>>155126486
>>155127750
>playing ursa
>dont vlads
>"anon anyone knows that ursa needs vlads"
>i tell him not to blindly follow the item guides
>he tilts
>>155129619
I WOULD DO ANYTHING TOkiss soe on the neck
>>155129774
you better have lifesteal at least.
>>155129859
>wanting to kiss daddy issues: the girl
>>155129919
means she's probably a good fuck
probably a bit kinky too
ha ha! why would I awnt this 80% win rate smurf anyway!
let's jus thave yet another account ruined by a FIRST GAME feeder
peopl emake a smurf and feed FIRST FUCKING GAME because the kunkka who was 300000x better than him wanted mid
>>155130121
many divines
are they ever bringing back battlecup?
>>155130354
>free money pouring in
gee i wonder
How buttblasted are /d2g/ shitters right now that Slacks is objectively better Dota player than they are?
>inb4 MMR doesn't matter
>inb4 it's le omni
loser excuses, you're just so shit that pressing (as proven you don't even need to use hotkeys) a few keys in a non-retarded way is too big of a challenge for you
lmaoing my ass of here
Would you rather have
*A silencer that holds on to his ulti for as long as possible but waits too long then dies every fight
OR
*One of those alchs that doesn't have a minimap installed in his client and dies everytime he ports to a wave
Choose wisely
>>155093039
fucking this everytime
>>155121116
>oger
>intelligence
How do I become the best dota player the world has ever seen?
>>155130495
>play wrong
>win
has opened a lot of peoples eyes
>>155130495
I'm 5k too bud
and if you watch his play you'll realize he really is just a hero abuser, 5k is a joke anyways.
>>155130964
just because hes not knowledgeable doesnt mean hes not intelligent
when wisdom stat update hits you'll see
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlmvL61P8E
>>155129918
i didi just wish people would be aware of versatility when it comes to items
>>155129774
vlads is good because it also gives mana regen
>>155131273
Just get tear drops.
>>155129059
there are literally 10 interesting new teams which would gladly play in tourneys and they only invite shitters
what the actual fuck are bts doing
Why you hate anime posters? Is just anime, no big deal.
>>155109059
but what if your reported for picking Void instead of Dazzle?
I fucking hate this game.
>>155131674
GO AWAY
>>155131175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SolEjKrcg4E
>>155107764
>Dota
>fun
how MMR used to work
>5k player beats 4k player
>+5mmr
>5k player loses vs 4k player
>-50mmr
how it works now
>5k player beats 4k player
>+25mmr
>5k player loses vs 4k player
>-25mmr
which is why we have such a big inflation issue and why there's so many people past 6-8k mmr. Valve changed some shit and fucked it all up but since they don't play this game at a high level they never noticed it.
>>155132461
that didn't change.
>>155106478
These pro players played in WESG too. Beesa is no washed up player.
Moo to Complexity, you heard it here first.
WHEN DOES THE ESPORTS START
>>155131175
>>155131786
dogshit
>>155130121
>it's now giving me teams of 5 enemy smurfs vs just me
fucking hilarious, valve doesn't want me to play this game, have to change IP, change all system identifiers like mac address, etc, if i ever want to get fair matching. will jus tnever fucking happen for me.
can't even win on a smurf now, because it destroyed my matching when someone on my team fed and abandoned.
>>155132373
>Dota
>not fun
Just play fun mid heroes
Templar Assassin, blowing up people at 11 min on a 4 second cooldown
>not fun
Timbersaw, gaining health at lvl 7 while walking around the T1 safe tower
>not fun
Phantom Assassin mid rushing a small mana sustain item like Basi then spamming dagger in lane
>not fun
>>155106478
You need a lesson in geography. Beesa played for Jordan which is not in Africa. Jordan has some great dota players: Beesa, Mage, Yapzor and of course Miracle. So have some respect.
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING AWFUL
I JUST GOT SENT TO LOWPRIO BECUASE I FAILED TO WIN THE GAME 1V9
what the fuck is wrong with valve and this shit ass game
i first picked morphling becuase like always my team is afk, gor coutnered (duuuh) then simply lost becuase my entire team was useless
i didnt allchat i didnt flame i coudlnt care less, but my team still reported me becuase i failed to win the game for them and i got into low prio
literally they just bitched at me the whole game beucase i couldnt 1v5 their team against omni kunkka am lmao
guess who was mid in my team btw, he was flaming me the hardest
playing this shit game is actually pointless like literally it makes no sense to be playing becuase the mm is so fucking poorly made
>>155133305
>flame
>go to low prio
I mean, I think it works pretty fine, but that's just me.
Should I download dota? Is it too late?
>>155133003
>racist whining
>anime picture
go play lol or kys yourself
>>155133305
Mute them, no? Thats why the option exists.
>>155133305
post yfw playing dota
>>155133359
>i didnt allchat i didnt flame i coudlnt care less
i literally didnt type anything until the game was pretty much over after which i congratulated my sk mid with how much game impact he had, he was flaming me for 20min straight non stop
thats the thing if i flamed and got sent to lpq i wouldnt be complaining
but i got flamed becuase i literally wasnt good enough to carry retards and then said retards reported me
2-11 mid sandking reports me and i get sent to low prio
this game is shit
>>155133305
fuck you dude im on my smurf and im vs 5 smurfs as the only smurf on my team
at least your game wasnt just a complete fucking lost from 1st minute waste of time
>>155133305
>Playing solo que ranked
lmao. Your mmr is based on your hidden unranked mmr. Everyone knows if you're solo you just play unranked until you can recalibrate with each goypendium before going back to unranked. You can't actually control the game unless you're in a coordinated party. Playing solo que ranked at a sub 6k bracket is pointless. You will literally make no progress in grinding
why does echo saber have a 100% slow
what a fucking broken item
basically a free bash and with new bullshit melee range they can hit you from over 500 units away
>>155133305
famalam you are in low prio because you flame your own team CONSTANTLY. we see it every time you stream.
literally just shut your trap and play
>>155133305
Outdrafted
>>155133491
>be offlane
>safelane tower falls at 6 minutes
awesome this account is ruined now, because it gave me an intentional feeder.
then the next game it gives me 5 smurfs vs me.
it knows its me
>>155133968
>7 games
>all normal skill
Into the trash
>>155133968
if you were gud, you wouldn't need a smurf in the first place
git gud
>>155133968
>38 minutes
>16 deaths
I know you're playing memeball lord but that still means every single minute you tp'd to lane and fed intentionally for one assist
>>155133968
even funnier!! game queues me with "Vyrus" the abaddon and "BobbyShmurda" next game, vs an enemy with the name "Im4k"
>80% winrate this week
>games now have smurfs and people on party queue 2000 mmr higher than me
WOW
FUCKING
EPIC ASCIPased'
ASDFTQAS
ASEDFADRFSDFGBFASDG
ASDR
SDRFGSDF
DSF
DFG
>>155134023
yep, it shouldve put me in VHS after the slark game but it didnt, the omni game ruined my account also (i won that game in 15 minutes and then team split up across map and got picked off for 30 straight minutes)
theres nothing you can do when the enemy team gets more smufs and i guess i must have gotten reported for something because now i get less smurfs than enemy team every game
>>155134117
yet I somehow significantly outdamage my entire team
the best part is how we lost every early fight because doing 10 more damage with backstab is more important than having smoke cloud!! :)))
fucking tried hard on this account and its fucking ruined now because of the fucking drow game with an intentional feeder THAT I STILL WON FOR MY TEAM AND THEN AFTER TAKING 2 LANES THEY REFUSED TO FUCKING PUSH AGAIN IN THE GAME
WHY DOES ANYONE PLAY THIS GAME
Is it too late to get started with Dota? I want to start playing but in the past, I started playing WoW just as the "golden age" was ending, and I wasted a year of my life
>>155106478
So my conclusion is you are a much better dota player than both Mason and Beesa?!
>>155103224
means he played it before reborn
>>155131049
quit
>>155134419
no thanks we have a wowcuck refugee shitting up this thread already
post your face when you are aghs+octarine nyx
I DID IT
FINALLY
>>155132461
mmr should be hero and lane specific
>>155134796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxq1La1ViZI
Okay now help me out d2g.
>After almost 2 years of playing casualy dotards the second I finally feel ready to create a new account to start getting mmr
How is the best way to do this? Is there any d2g approved smurfing guide? Any kind of general tips? How the KDA ratio affects MMR placement?
When I create a new account should I select "I have played Dota before or "I'm new to this"
>>155135104
I already know how to pull friend :)
>>155135183
you only pull if the lane pushes forward
otherwise you clicky clicky the enemy offlaner
>>155135183
Pull this, rylai
*unzips dick*
>>155134387
You're supposed to pick lycan in normal skill
Underlord is for 4-5 stacks, otherwise you're relegated to relocatebitch for feeders
my team didn't let me go invoker mid for the last 3 (three) matches
fucking scrubs
>>155135181
why do you need a second account to gain mmr?
with a retarded attitutde like that just buy a 5k account and then have 11% winrate, might aswell
i climbed from 3.2 to 5.3 in almost 2 years
> 2 people disconnect 5 minutes in.
>The game still counts
What the fuck
>>155135581
jungle iron talon invoker
>>155135429
Doesnt matter have to make a new one now
fucking impossible to play this fucking game
it ruined my fucking smurf bc someone fed on their first game and gave me a fucking loss where i had 10k tower damage drow in 20 minutes
>>155135818
>one shitskin monkey on the other team abandons
>2 of my team instantly leave
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155131175
youtube.com/watch?v=E4geV5lxQIo
youtube.com/watch?v=6y4Za2H65nQ
youtube.com/watch?v=YgK0uRR5jGY
youtube.com/watch?v=2_NgkfRmUPk
youtube.com/watch?v=5xg1yzXPjrA
>>155135976
lel every time
>>155135976
yeah lost a game like this also today.
it didnt put my smurf in VHS and then i lost a game because my team left and lost a game because of feeder and now when i queue i get 5 smurfs vs me
fuck this game
>>155135976
I honestly wish that all of south america was ip banned. It's not fun or fair to be on the same team as monkeys with shaky connection from some backwater internet cafe
Blogging my first time in low prio
>last lp game
>literally the easiest game of my life
>finally I'm out of low priority!
>internet shat itself
>reboot router
>nothing is happening
>eh we were winning anyways so its ok
>go outside and do something till internet is back
>5 hours has passed
>time to play some dotes!
>REMAINING LOW PRIORITY GAMES:5
I have learned my lesson , I'll never flame people who make a small mistake ever again.
>>155135957
>getting this emotionally invested in your smurf
You somehow missed the entire point of smurfing
>>155135720
Mostly because 2 years ago I starting playing from square one and made a shitton of mistakes like:
>Literally not knowing how to support
>Not itemizing well
>Thinking that invisibility was invincibility
>Not having any kind of farming patterns and knowing when to farm as a carry
>Not knowing what to do as a support (zoning, smoke gank, pressure mid lane, rune control, stacking)
Learning all of these took me around 1 year after starting to play with bots and pubs and sadly I have an abysmal win rate of 45% and if I try to calibrate (I'm not really into competitive but I kinda figured just what kind of MMR I would get) with that account I get matched in 1k MMR.
That's why with all of this newfound knowledge I would really like to create a new account and smurf my way into a good MMR placement.
>Thanks for reading suscribe etc pls give me tips.
>>155136209
I only use the chat wheel and type "gj" and "ez mid" and get like 4 commends and <3 reports per activity report and have over 50% winrate
>>155136254
THE ENTIRE POINT OF SMURFING IS THAT I HOPEFULLY, EVER, GET TO PLAY, ONE FUCKING GAME OF DOTA WITH PEOPLE ON MY SKILL LEVEL
JUST
ONE
FUCKING
GAME
WHERE SOMEONE SUPPORTS ME
OR I HAVE AN OFFLANER WHO CAN PLAY
OR A MID WHO DOESNT LOSE
OR NON PERUVIANS IN GENERAL
ONE
FUCKING
ACTUAL GAME OF DOTA
IT WONT DO IT FOR ME
I SOLO WIN 4/5 FUCKING GAMES AND THEN IT FUCKS MY ACCOUNT AND GIVES ME FUCKING 5 SMURFS VS ME????????
I'm honestly amazed after so many years people so deluded as >>155136329 still exist.
Will hoogaboogaing exist forever in a game dota?
>>155136329
>smurf
>try to get a game with people on your skill level
Isn't the whole point in smurfing to just dumpster a bunch of kids?
>>155136254
>i can control my emotional investment
literally definition of autism
>>155135181
why do you think you will get any higher mmr on a smurf
i don't think you fully understand that it's the same person playing the game, and any cheesy strats you use to boost your mmr will only be recalibrated once you perform as badly as you were already
>>155136537
NO
I JUST WANT TO PLAY GOOD FUCKING DOTA
WHY IS IT GIVING ME 5 SMURFS VS ME EVERY GAME NOW????????
2 GAMES IN A ROW PERSON ON MY TEAM WITH 0 HERO DAMAGE AT LIKE 20 MINUTES INTO FUCKING GAME
JUNGLE LIFESTEALER PICKED ON TOP OF 3 FUCKING CARRIES
>>155136209
tfw my internet goes out for 5 mins at a time at completely random times of the day and i can't do shit about it so i could literally get an abandon at any time
>PA can activate silver edge while a stifling dagger is flying and it will cause the dagger to apply Sedge's bonus damage and debuff (-50% outgoing damage and break)
why is no one building Silver edge on PA?
>>155136329
Instead of thinking logically you decided to use dreamland projection on your potential smurf experience lmfao
If you make a smurf you're playing low 2k-3k unranked
Not only is the objective skill level of these people in the 2k range, they are playing UNRANKED, GAMES LITERALLY DO NOT MATTER, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
How in the absolute fuckery did you think that if your main account has all of the bullshit you're yelling about, smurfing to the objective lower level skill bracket would be a better experience and have supports and good offlaners and somehow be devoid of peruvians who make up 90% of unranked normal skill?
How can you be so fucking retarded?
Im considering starting playing DOTA. What should I know?
>>155136853
that changes nothing
go make your smurf, see how you calibrate about 100-200 mmr higher thanks to alleged general inflation
see you in 200 games when you come here saying 'but i did all the mmr boosting tricks! i got perfect kd! i got perfect lhm! why am i still the same mmr when i tried all the shortcuts to abuse the system?'
>>155136325
everyone started like that
my first games i literally were just buying rings of regen becuae i didnt know how to complete big items, also no boots etc and i was awful for super long
i see no point in making smurfs when you can just climb if you are really better, trust me if you cant get out of 1k you dont deserve to be higher
and your epic winrate doesnt matter there wont be a single person that will ever look at your dotabuff, its not 2011 anymore now we have mmr so winrates are useless rtz has prolly like 50% on every of his hero who gives a shit
>Finish TA game 13-3-X
>type Ez mid at the end for ez commends
It was actually not that easy and the only reason I snowballed is TA ancients is broken so it was actually easy supports
>>155137106
If you just want to have fun and mess around, nothing.
If you want to tryhard, farm mmr and go turbo pro then a lot. Start not asking on fucking d2g, that would be a good first step.
>>155136985
what a fucking gimmcky shit
kill yourself
>play dota
>enemy team takes themselves a good 40 minutes to end an obvious stomp
God damn.
Why is it so hard to win 1v9?
>>155137106
If in doubt kill creeps.
>>155137260
honesty is the best policy, anonymous poster! good luck in future games!
>>155137392
>>155137295
>1200 range break + nuke + cripple
>Also provides good stats
>Can also be used in the conventional way
>"hurr durr gemmek"
how about you kill yourself
>get double damage rune
>decide it's okay to attack razor
>>155137392
You're a bad Arc Warden and need more practice.
>>155134271
>after slark game
>3 games to get 'into' very high
Youre shite mate
>higher mmr means stronger opponents AND weaker teammates
why not just one of these
IDEA:
When in wraith form, blink doesn't go on cooldown when you get hit
Fixed!!!
>play a couple of unranked games because you had a bad ranked games
>win them all
>decide to play a ranked game
>that game is worse than the last game you lost
holy fuck
>>155137731
IDEA:
Drink bleach
Fixed!!!
>be me
>1.4k
>i watched COUNTLESS replays from all brackets doing research
>from my estimation i play at AT LEAST 4.4k mmr level
>cant get out becuase my account is ruined and its impossible to get out of 1k hell
what should i do?
should i buy an account?
>>155138119
>you pick literally any hero who can win their lane and also push
>you walk up to a tower together with a creepwave
>the enemy team, all standing mid, freak out, because their tower at bot is under attack! they start walking towards the tower, yelling and cursing in all chat for your cheap tactics
>you tp to another lane and push there
It's 1.4k. Kill enemies on the lane, get some good pushing items, and literally rat their entire base by themselves.
Can't do it? You're playing vs hard bots.
I swear if we don't get a patch this week
>>155138395
I don't really care for a patch desu, I just want the new features n shit
>>155138119
just pick le epic triple damage man of ancient stacking clearing at 9 minutes and CLIMB
>>155138501
sven gets kited by everything it's not even funny
>>155138395
The patch is fine you fucking moron, Only Morphling needs a nerf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-HNoHH0q-4
>its a lane support does nothing but leech lane xp episode
Yes don't pull, harass enemy heroes or gank other lanes, just sit behind me and try to deny the creeps
why the fuck was i wasting time on that other smurf picking fucking supports and shit
this account is in VHS now.
>>155139024
>The patch is fine you fucking moron, Only Morphling needs a nerf.
>implying Arc Warden is a fine and balanced hero
>>155138851
good thing buildings cant kite you :)))))))))))
>mmr is at an all-time high
>winning games largely due to luck (good teammates) rather than skill
>200 mmr away from checkpoint (6k) so i can't just stop playing
>too much anxiety to queue because i think i'm just going to lose
help /d2g/
>>155094284
I have a 76percent winrate with Omni
>>155138851
>playing fightan sven
Thats what your braindead 3k teamates are for
Everyone stops saying sven no fight gg after a lost fight when you take t2 and 3 on the same creepwave
and their rax on the next one
>>155138045
haha an epic out of nowhere edgy response! go back to /b/, you underaged cunt.
how the KEK do you play mid on dire with the jungle being so far away?
what happens if it is too dangerous to get the rune and the lane is pushed? you just lose? bottle crow?
>>155139197
it for sure isnt
i had 50+ kda on my first game and it wasnt you have no clue how smurfs work
>>155139427
unless they've changed it the account is in VHS i have more idea how shit like this works than anoyne else im the only one to fucking research it. Ive gotten smurfs into VHS in one game TWICE on legion
there's no incentive for valve to change it, smurfs ruin new players games, they WANT to detect them.
>>155139336
>go back to /b/
>>/reddit/
>Be me
>Try to practice a carry.
>Select safelane
>Forced to solo in the safelane
I hate people who pick junglers
>>155139341
It's really quite easy, all you do ispick Zet, the Arc Warden
>>155139341
you shouldnt jungle when you are mid unless you can also get cs mid at the same time like with nagas illu
when you are low you bottlecrow regarless of side
the only difference between dire and radiant is that radiant is harder to gank because the tower is closer to river
>>155139024
>timbersaw
>morphling
>kotl
>arc warden
>drow
>luna
>shadow demon
>people discovering OD again
>early game doesnt matter
>memefights is the only way to play
>iron talon
meanwhile in shit tier...
>junglers who dont use iron talon
>timed pushers like dragon knight
>supports that arent saving private retards
>hard carries
but hey so many heroes picked XD
perfect patch
>>155136710
so... you have to smurf... to get people on your skill level...
neurons: activated
>play mid
>beat 90% of the players in lane
>get beaten 90% of the time by supports in lane
How do i play this piece of shit game .
>guy disconnects and abandons a few seconds later
>poor network conditions were detected
how do I activate this meme so I can dodge any game I want
do you have to ddos yourself or the server or something?
But how can I bee myself when there's a skeleton inside of me and my eyes are not real?
>>155139838
if in 9 games out of ten you die over and over to ganks mid try playing a hero that cannot be ganked like puck
or i dont know, buy fucking boots on that 280ms morphlig instead of doing whatever retarded shit you are doing to be such an easy target mid every single game without fail
>>155139838
get map awareness
getting cuckd by enemy supports every once in a while happens, but if it happens every game then that shits on you m8
>>155140035
Man retards out in full force today
>>155139838
i don't play mainstream heroes
>>155140035
ddos the server
n0fear got to 8k doing this and then got picked up by empire because he got to 8k
good luck
>>155140048
skeletons are not real
>>155139630
But it's impossible for Riki and Bounty Hunter to approach from the East on dire side because tower range reaches the edge of the river.
>>155140498
so you go from the west and then watch him try to get to his tower that is like 3 leaps away while slowed with oov
>Sub 3k's have "smurf" accounts
What
>>155140853
your account can be shadow banned and then the only answer is a new one its simple stuff really
>>155140915
I mean when somebody literally tells me I am getting on my smurf, I am pretty sure it's a smurf.
>>155139820
you can't escape 0 behavior score. i've been trying for 2 months. i maxed out at 3300
0 behavior score permanently breaks account, plus my main account has flags, not sure what they do.
>no gold from destroying acient
what's even THE POINT LMAO
siht gaem
>>155140853
they got good and calibrated an alt account to 4k+
climbing 2k is probably harder
>>155141325
it's a thousand times harder. climbing is pointless.
say you win 55% of your games which is way more than the average person. in 100 games, on average, you have gained 125 mmr. If your behavior score is below 8k you will automatically have less than a 50% chance to win, so good luck winning 55% unless you're dramatically better than your mmr
why would you bother to climb?
>There are people who play and don't even have fun
>Have 0 mana.
>AM keeps hitting despite having 0 mana.
>>155141570
am is a thorough character
>>155141448
55% winrate at 100 games
55 wins
55 * 25
+1375 mmr
45 loses
45 * 25
- 1125 mmr
1375 - 1125 = +250mmr
not only are you a 2k shithead but you're terrible at math
should I not ask where they want their wards? some guy got really flustered & told me not to play ranked if I didn't know where to ward
I like asking because you know, communication maybe someone wants to farm safely or enemies are gonna make a move and you want vision & I can't read minds
anyways I think I'm gonna uninstall this game it's not fun anymore when you play alone and taking an L and playing solo support to grind mmr is even worse
>reminded everyday that Purge gets to tap this.
>pwned
this shit is cringe and needs to go
how about "rekt"?
>>155141858
No, things like that are part of the aesthetic.
Would you a Helena?
>>155141853
he also gets to raise her son
damn what a winner
>>155141853
Also he already did, you know that when you start with sex the first months is like a daily thing.
There is literally no reason why this hero can't be made to work.
>>155142172
not into traps
>>155142247
god dammit, I posted the wrong file again because it's the same name but a different type
>>155142247
icefrog here, I just dont like that hero very much t b h
>>155141853
Tainted coal burner. Also, girls who look like that have raggedy roast beef pussies
>>155141841
Go make some friends if you're going to bitch about your teammates so much faggot
>>155142247
>640x360
try again
>play game
>all of my team mates abandon even when the other team had one dc from the begining
nice
I want to FUCK PA's bellybutton
>>155142609
>people dont want to play unfair pointless matches
wow its a mystery why they did that m80
>get frustrated with bad teams and bad games
>go to watch some doto instead
>no ones streaming
yyyyyup
>>155142707
>pointless
it counted you dumbfuck
never reply to me again
>Buddy and I group up with people from /vg/
>They don't talk/type/communicate at all
>Barely respond to anything we say
>Can't even pull
Why do people like this stack
>>155142864
counted to what?
to what you gigantic retard?
not everyone is as desparate as you to stay and jerk off over winning a 5v4 game
>>155142465
my 2k friend got a gf & doesn't play anymore
I don't want to bog my 5k friend down either
it's cool though it's uninstalled & no more blogposts from me
>>155142609
>wasting your time against 4 carries who get inflated gold
its impossible to win.
WTF dotards, I want to buy Eli fig now
Remember when this game was fun, remember when this general was good?
>>155143247
no and no
>>155143247
/b/ was never good
>>155143247
you're the reason this general is bad
How do I stop myself from playing this stupid moba shit and play some single player games instead?
>>155143247
yeah
before 6.82
>>155142702
Is this the "running away to join the circus" loadout? Because she looks like a clown.
>>155143478
why bother, youre only going to waste your time on some shitty hentai ebooks instead
may as well play something you can play with your friends
Can someone explain to me why arc warden is super good? Played a match with him and he seems mediocre at best. What makes him good?
>>155143670
6.88 is the most fun patch since i dunno
>>155143765
wins mid 1v2
destroys everyone at 6
gets items
wins the game
>>155143815
>league of ancients is fun
maybe you are playing the wrong game mate
What went wrong?
>>155143947
6.88 is the least league patch in a while
6.83 was way more league
>>155143765
all his spells are really really good
there are many heroes like that
but when he gets 6 he has 2 of the really good spells, so he just presses all the buttons and you go from 100 to 0 then no longer can show up mid or else he just does it again
>>155143947
You want a league patch? What was the patch where first blood doesn't happen before 15 minutes, and whoever wins the first teamfight wins the game?
I'm holding my memes until someone makes a new thread.
>>155125096
I commended him on the game report screen.
>>155143947
>that one retard that stopped playing dota 2 years ago and thinks his opinion is relevant in some way
you know nothing john snow
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
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>>155144657
>>155144730
ENRUNANCE DUR
>>155144647
>>155144248
>>155144083
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/507995-league-of-the-ancients-2
read stuff before sperging out drones
>>155145035
>read this retarded post that will explain how retarded I am
sorry, my time is more valuable than that, go be a retard somewhere else. thanks
>>155142702
worst custom set I've seen
tfw you lose because you didnt pick a "stun tank"
"""""""""trench isnt real""""""""
>>155145532
well why didnt you do it?
if you are in trench you should play axe eveyrgame anyway
dont you remember the stove comic? its how people in your bracket legit think
sand king gives extra stats to all allied earth based heroes (tiny, earthshaker, meepo, etc.)
wraith king gives extra stats to all allied undead heroes (clinkz, pugna, undying, etc)
monkey king gives extra stats to all allied beast heroes (beastmaster, enchantress, etc)
y/n? is draft more interesting now?
>>155145035
>“Why joke about such a crazy conspiracy theory?” you might ask. Simple: Dota is a-changing. The changes are as subtle as they have been consistent: for the past year and a half, Icefrog has quietly patched Dota in a new direction compared to the previous 9 or so years. That direction is clear: Dota is slowly moving from an extraordinarily intricate and complex game towards a simplistic hero brawler along the lines of League of Legends and worse, Heroes of the Storm.
even if this were true, dota is still a hundred times more deep and complex than the pat2win babby ASSFAGGOTS. a below average dota player could stomp in either of these examples. even fucking MW2 had more strategy and meta then league
it's not true anyway, it's an unfounded statement by some myopic faggot that likes whining about everything. all that is changed is that dota 2 is gaining more traction from the esports scene, and new players like easy right click heroes. that is it
the game is only as intricate as players want to make it, if you want a strongly strategic game then git gud and play with less shitters
>me farm
How do you respond
>>155145035
he doesn't say anything about dota being like league, the title is just a shitty joke
also many of his arguments got dismantled in the comments
kys
>>155145828
"articles" like that are just d2g level of stupidity
ignore it
>>155145035
i hate this post so much
i actually know a lot of the teamliquid/liquiddota writers/staff and this epitomizes the "wahh dota sucks now" circlejerk that these retards had been regurgitating since 6.83
the fact is, these retards suck at dota because everybody has improved while they haven't, and they just point to the patch notes to explain why they suck
it's like classic /d2g/ blaming team blogposts except you blame the game
>>155145805
>theme based abilities
dear god please no why would you even
>>155146012
ver is a good writer though and he's 6k+
that article was a misfire however, even if some of the things he says were valid for .83/.84 they are irrelevant now
im making a new thread no one else make one
>>155145913
Me jungle.
>>155146127
>fire heroes (lina, ember, phoenix, etc.) do bonus % damage to grass heroes (furion, treant, etc)
But seriously could be nice for a halloween themed official custom game: divide the heroes in different elements light, dark/demons, fire, ice, grass, water, undead, etc
>>155146145
>he's 6k+
That fat idiot Slacks got to 5k. A bad opinion is still a bad opinion.
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>>155146442
>ver is a good writer though
>that article was a misfire
i was just contesting the idea that he tried to use the patch as an excuse for being shit
>pic safe lane, lose
>pic slark, win
I don't know anymore if it's just trench being trench or that it's the only safe lane core I can actually play, feels trash man. What other safe lane cores I should learn, had some success with sven.
since you guys won't make a new thread, I'm going to finish watching strange things, I hope getting hard at 11 doesn't make me a pedo
>>155143691
>>155145327
I'm a fucking visionnaire, you fucking niggers aint got nothing on me
>>155146635
morphling and jugg are similiar to slark as in you just splitpush lanes all the time and press your free escape buttons then kill them 1v5 when you have enoguh items
>>155094408
That isn't how statistics work son.
>>155131175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjMyhg5jRm4
>>155145913
>please go away
>>155144657
ARE YOU ACTUALLY MAKING THE THREAD YOU FUCK
>>155146808
why would i do that i hate this general and htis shit game
>matumbaman left his webcam on and his playing with pussy
>>155146902
damnnnnnnnnnnn
#rekt
wjerest he new thread you fucking cucks
>>155146735
Yeah, I was thinking about morph, is he gonna get nerfed a had, people are spamming him all the god damn time now. Jugg is nice but the problem is that I would always get blown up even by right clicks, maybe with new abyssal things are gonna be better tho, how is jugg as a late game carry?
>>155146432
Somebody made an Io item that changes his spirits to match his team. One spirit is his own color, and the other four are his teammates.