SMITE General /smgen/

first for no girls with penis

I wish to hit 25+ in Xing's. Any advice or premades to join?

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What did he mean by this?

>>154993287
"please show me the way back to my containment server"

>my first game with two jajas
>they literally never stop talking to eachother and die constantly
Yep, this is hell.

TERRA'S DONKEY DICK

>>154993287
Quoting Izanami's hello.

>>154993896
That doesn't even make sense,

>>154994096
Or maybe it's Susano's low health line?

Anyways
>soloqueueing xing's mountain
or
>how to make a match last less than god select

>>154991874
whats the 411 behind this qt and athena's relationship

>>154994451
Read a book

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>>154994451

Athena's a jealous bitch, the end

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>>154994783
jealous of what?

>>154996324

Can't weave for shit

Anubis-Loki-Mercury

The trifecta of "I hope you plan on carrying this game because I'm completely useless for all intents and purposes" characters.

>>154997304
anubis can 100-0 a titan in seconds if he got the chance so leave him out the mix

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>it's gonna take me 10 more days of quests to get Old Wa

I need her now, but I'm to poor to buy gems.

When are we getting more auras for magical characters? Fucking physical gods have too many aura choices.

>>154998545
suck dicks for gems

which goddess do you think sucks DICK the best???

>>154998545
surveys

>>154998764
Serqet, because she actually sucks.

>thread instantly hits page 10 since no ones posting for futa friday
fuck this general is shit

>>154999128
what
no it didn't fuck off you literal faggot

>>154999216
yeah it did the last thread was dead as shit and was archived at 755, just five posts after the bump limit, which is below average (usually stops around 760-770)

also
>it's the australian whos angry at everyone
neck yourself, no more (you)s for you

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>>154999317
lol dont you have some gay stuff to do

>>154999317
>yeah it did the last thread was dead as shit and was archived at 755
Are you retarded? That all depends on how quickly the new thread is made and linked once 750 comes.

Paladins general is fukn ded, kiddo.

>Tank boots are fucking broken!
Love Twitch chat

>>154998545
Good thing you have plenty of time to get it before it's gone.

do you love me /smiggen/? i love you

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>play casual for once to master few people for 80 mastery
>after game one get bm'd to fuck because our susano kept heroing himself
>tells me to learn how to build and play support before I go online because he mitigated more dmg than me
>ask him to please stop the bullying
>said I'm dumb for not buying watchers gift
>it's joust
>smite guru him
>he's bronze
>i'm diamond
>ask him about his rank
>calls me a scrub and leaves
>notice after he's in a latam clan
something needs to be done about this, I thought the invade was just in ranked games

>>155002321
i feel you mang

>>154998967
Sucks your health away, yeah.

What is /smiggen/ opinion on Bastet? I'm thinking about picking her up because of cute

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Threadly reminder.

>>155004556
weird face.

>>155004556
used her when I first started playing, won almost everything. now I'll be shat upon if I try using her against skilled players. much better junglers imo
her ult is still annoying though and she has a nice escape as long as awilix isn't around

>feeling depressed, play smite
>get flamed out by teammates that are partying together
>too depressed to defend myself

reminder that if you ever unironically go 0-7 anubis you need to uninstall and actually kill yourself

>XTM
>2 guys wait to the last second to lock Susano and Mercury
>Lion round
>they ult it
So that's the power of Russia

>you will never hug medusa and tell her how beautiful she is

Why the actual fuck are executes a thing?

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>>155006332

>>154991874
Now Bellona is apparently one of the worst gods in the game, or so says Reddit.

>play all pos meme motd
>the diamond pos on my team does nothing but feed

How the fuck

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>the odyssey quests that make you play a specific game mode

Those aren't gonna be fun.

>>155007029
Most diamond players, particulary at lower level, aren't good and are just autist who only play one god.

So the placement in the SPL ended. Didn't they said there will be an ELO reset? Should I spend my ELO now or can I still wait?

>>155007029
>>155007496
That's something that I repeat very often when inviting people to play smite: Don't get discouraged by others having mastery X with a god, because chances are they are massive shitters who can't play anyone but that god (and sometimes not even that).

>Kill the Bull Demon King as a team
excuse me what? who? what you mean as a team? can't i solo it as a hunter?

is the bull demon king from joust?

>>155008417

joust yeah

>>155006332
>you will never caress Medusa and tell her everything was just Athena's fault and jealousy, and she's still the most beautiful girl you've ever seen

>>155008417
I think it means that if your team defeats it, you still get credit for it as long as you participated in the kill. I remember people were upset they weren't being credited tower kills for the viking invasion event because you needed to be the one that last hit them.

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Haven't played this in like 3 years but some old friends are playing it so I wanna return

Can I still autistically main best god Thor? He better still be gud

>build tank boots because of retarded passive
>people bitch about it and say it's bad and I'm a noob

So which is it, are you shit for building what pros do or are you shit if you don't?

>>155009539
Thor has been a top tier for a very long time and still is.

>>155006534
>literally did nothing wrong
>is still hated

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>>155009607
Glad to hear, anything less would be a travesty

I returned a few months ago after years of not playing. Ps4 having no games helped with that, was still in time to convert my PC account into Ps4.
After having played regulary for a while, I find myself bored with it again, didn't touch it in weeks.

So now I still have like 5000 gems sit in it and I think it would be a waste to never use them because I propably won't touch this game much again. Can I somehow convert them into gem codes or transfer them to some other account?

>>155010208
>Can I somehow convert them into gem codes or transfer them to some other account?
No.

Cdr shoes on vulcan? Pen? Tank?

>>155010651
Tank boots on everything, they're the best boots.

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>>155009992
They made him into an anime character though.

>>155010651
Vulcans Ult hurts so much and if you go full pen and power (screw cdr) you will hurt even more.

>>155010789
Could i make a full tank build for vulcan work?

I just want him to be a guardian again

>ama frontline
>against a freya and janus
>not a single magical defensive item

jesus fucking christ

>>155010954
De que pasao wat tu habla huehuehue, defensa no selve full on ataque huehuehueehue i good tu noob huehuehueh

>>155010865
Not full Tank but you could go for high HP for a good survivability without losing much fire power.

>>155011104

This angers me so much

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>>155010954
>getting defense items on Ammy
>not going full attack speed

>>155011201
I already go warlock's and ethereal, so it's not like i've got no health. I could swap obsidian for pythagorem's and build tank boots? Or would i miss the pen too much to justify the extra health and lifesteal?

>>155007370
As long as you don't have to win it's okay.

>>155011698
I like to imagine that a fluffy tail like that is as sensitive as a clit. Makes it much more interesting for me.

>>155011775
I was thinking something like this

Magi shoes, Warlock's Sash, Hide of Urchin, Gem of Isolation, Etheral Staff, Road of Tahuti.

With that you should have 3000+ HP, some defense and some firepower. With Isolation you can pester your opponents and increase your chance to get away in need.

>>155011698

Yep, that's what she did and got fucking shredded for it

who here fed up enough to go shit up latam servers?

>>155012297
But anon, if you shit their servers, they will leave them to come in the NA one.

>>155012168
I'll give that a go when i get home, cheers m8

>>155012436

They're already hereeeeeeeeeeee

>>155012489
Yes, but do you want more of them?

>>155012547

It's too late, they're in every game now

>american servers

kkk

>>155013001
>be khepri
>the assassin and warrior tank and mitigate more than you
>feel like I was constantly in the front line in team fights peeling, preparing my ults, giving people the damage reduction and just trying to generally body block, only died twice in a 44 minute game that ended up being really close
Is that bad? The assassin and warrior had like 10 deaths each but I still don't know if I wasn't tanking as much as I should have.

>>155014191
Don't know why that was replying to anyone. Whoops.

>>155012297

>queue latam
>ping is actually better than on fucking NA servers

HI-REZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>155014420
t. from eu

>>155015461

nah, on NA my ping is usually 80~ with spikes, on latam it was a smooth 60

the fuck hirez

>casual game
>some inbred shitskin gets mad over me
>get whisper after game
>"silver lol noob rank"
>check profile
>is qualifying

>>155012013
lewd

>>155015712
latam people on reddit have been saying their ping is better on NA ever since the launch, hence why a lot of them are playing on NA

hirez said they are looking into it.

>>155016793
They say that in Twitch and YT chat also. From what i've gather from flag boards, all Hue's are lying shits so I honestly didn't know if it was true or not.

>>155002321
You should really get watchers in joust though, it's very valuable there.

>>155018768
This. I pick up watchers if one my of team mates gets trans first so I can just soak up the bonus gold

>>155020003
That and because it's a 3 way split for farm, the extra gold is worth more.

>susano just throws his ult into the enemy team
>with no setup
>spams attack

He's not autowin you fucking retard

>huge team fight
>my sylvanus in the middle of it
>has ult
>could use it to secure the entire fight for us
>nah I'm good let's lose

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>>155021478
>hes not autowin

>>155009607
Seriously though, nerf when?

latam is a cancer that should be destroyed

>play on latam server
>pick ramurrica
>bring some freedom to their shithole region

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

>>155023972
beautiful.

>Have pen boots and Chronos pendant
>teammate asks me WHAT IS THAT BUILD
This is why I meme half my games.

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>yfw you win a 4v5 match

>>155021478
>use 2
>deal around 400 damage
>AA
>use three
>use 1
>insta kill
>run away like a fucking train because PASSIVE LOL
>????
how is he not auto win he's the honestly the strongest jungler out right now

>>155026559

except just dumping your entire kit with no setup and dying immediately

https://twitter.com/SmiteDatamining/status/777178052916895745?lang=en
Fuck, more spic incoming

>>155026908
I admit that's a dumb thing to do, but Sus is so safe that even if you dump your whole kit he can just dash away like a madman.

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RIP Smite.

>>155028330

Yeah that's... super cool, I guess.

>>155028554
>games that aren't in competition with smite are getting more players
>one of Hi-Rez's games had an increase in players
>this will only benefit Smite
This affects Smite how?

>>155028330
nigga why

>>155028718
Hi-Rez will forget it to works on Paladins. IT WILL BE LIKE TRIBES AND GLOBAL AGENDA! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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everytime

So is Cupid just getting updated mastery skins or a new kit or what? What are they doing to my best shota?

>>155029946
We don't know, probably a buff.

>>155023390

Never because Thor is a poster god.

but seriously, he got nerfed at the beginning of season 3, but it was just mere slaps on the wrist such as his 2 actually being on the correct cooldowns and his passive has slightly less scailing.

>>155029946
>best shota
There is no such thing

>>155029183
The difference between Smite and those games is that Smite is profitable.

Just finished a game as Sylvanus where Ullr couldn't stop dying. Fed 7 kills before we started teamfighting and he stopped dying.

What am I supposed to do as support when my ADC keeps dying? Just start roaming and hope he takes the hint and plays more cautiously?

>>155032167

Yep.

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>>155031778
You know there is.

>Tfw the odyssey quests now are play games with one class

time for every match to be multiple instalock mages/warriors/assassins

>>155028554
>over 4000% increase for Paladins
So they got two new players I guess?

>be me
>poor NEET teenager
>go on steam
>see new free to play game called paladins
>check it out

My friends let me tell you! I have never been so amazed with a game before! The cool, refreshing visuals. The hot, fierce gameplay and the moist, fresh microtransactions.

It's like overwatch but free and they don't let colored people on the same team as you.

I encourage you to run, not walk, to Steam today for Paladins!

>>155029946
I would accept increase area of effect for his heartbomb with decreased damage, or his passive requiring less stacks. Honestly he's fine, it's just that his early clear is lacking. He need either easier clear, or to be more intimidating with his passive up for lane pressure.

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>when you're on a killstreak with Amaterasu in her new skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

Smite does suck though. All the attacks feel completely weightless. It's just a clusterfuck with no skill involved.

>>155034689
>Heartbomb costs 90 mana at rank 5
>Share the Love costs 50 and restores up to 90
>stacking your passive gives you 16 mana with DT
>4.6(+.35) mp5
>that's 7.5mp5 by level 8, when heartbomb will be maxed
Cupid can fire a bomb, heal his support, and then have 11 more mana than he started with. People always underestimate him just because he can't just press 1 for ez insta clear. A Cupid/Terra lane is terrifying.

>solo queue joust
>enemy team revealed
>3 party susano raijin bacchus
Fuck your hirez ill take the 30 minutes

>>155036723
Play ranked you mong, you'll have to carry til you reach upper Gold but then you'll get decent team mates

>>155028330
does a 15 year old run that twitter
it wasn't even mentioned the lying faggot

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>on a 10 loss streak
>none of them have been because of me
>tfw

Is LoL or Dota better than this game? I am tired of losing due to the autistic people I get paired with. I can't honestly handle this much retardation in a game.

Why doesn't Hi-rez give us all the match creation options they have for MOTD, for custom matches? I really want screw around in omnipotence sometimes. Or maybe just simply give the custom match options something as simple as having a CDR choice for everyone

boosters shouldn't continue timing down while you're not online, who the fuck even buys those things

>>155028330
the only thing we ever say about him is how he's a dumb spic faggot

guess any publicity is good publicity huh pedro?

>>155040412

idiots mostly

>>155037519
You don't get anyone decent till diamond and even then there are some tilting assholes that can only whine.

>>155040531
>>155039216
nah, he is just a nigger from brazil. too retarded for words, but just slightly above the general retardation of the smite community, which is how he manages to milk them with his datamining blog (this days it's not even about datamining, but just leaking things and doing drama for views)

>our team has 4 magical gods because a russian locked Vulcan at the last second
>our Thor already say as soon as we start to lose he will feed
>our opponents didn't buy a single magical defense item
It was a fucking stomp, like I had the impression to play against bot.

>>155043456
today is also "play two games as a mage" quest day for odyssey

>>155043456
>When idiots dont buy a magical defense item
Love killing people in one detonate as Zeus

>>155043619
>monday will be play two assassins
Why did they change? At the start we could pick the one we wanted.

any idea why the diva aphro skin is 53% off?

>>155043885
>>155043619
What?
I can still pick.

>>155034947
you'd think they would have recorded the music video in glorious 720p

>>155044465
Well at the start you could pick any quest from any pantheon, now you can only pick from the japanese one.

>>155043619
you don't have to do the quests in order anon.

>>155006909
Her passive is nerf protection

>>155044852
>Well at the start you could pick any quest from any pantheon

No you couldn't. It was always any from the jap ones.

>>155045165
regardless there's still 3 quests that are "play as (class)" which so far today has just meant an increase in multiple instalockers of the same class

>>155044852
>Well at the start you could pick any quest from any pantheon,
No, you couldn't. They're one set with each patch.

>>155045904
Confirmation bias.

>be hel
>have a kumba and an athena
>somehow kali is constantly all over my ass and no one can be bothered to do anything about it

jesus fucking christ I'm not even sure if latam is the problem anymore

>>155034091
seriously you would think they would add quests to play guardians, you know so that wouldnt fuck up comps.

>first new god of the year was Amaterasu, the first god of the Japanese pantheon
>last new god of the year will be yet another Greek instead of the guardian needed to round out the Japanese pantheon
I hope there are actually two gods in December.

>>155046691
There aren't any Japanese guardians, so it wouldn't make any sense to have a "play a guardian" quest in the Japanese set.

>>155046750
It's a greek warrior, anon. the greek pantheon has been in need of it since nemesis was reclassified as an assassin.

What's Hi-Rez gonna do to us now that Paladins has finally been confirmed as a failure?

>>155047208
Fuck, I never noticed the Greeks don't have a warrior.
They got cucked out of Heracles.

anyone want to 1v1 duel me? loser has to wear nothing but womans panties and rub his ass in the winners face

>>155047617
You're just going to throw, aren't you?

>>155047617
Well I already have the first half covered so...

>>155047304
I wouldn't call a group of overwatch fans raiding the forums and the paladins subreddit as a failure. if you aren't one of them then you really are an idiot if you fall for it.

>>154996445
kek


the whole story is so retarded

>arachne is good as fuck at weaving
>athena doesn't like it
>"hey how about you 1v1 me bitch" - athena
>athena gets her ass handed to her
>arachne tells her to git gud
>athena gets salty and turns her into a spider
>"n-next time don't challenge the gods! heh... i showed her"

and in the end shes still worse than arachne at weaving

>>155050176

the moral of the story was to punish someone for their hubris, i.e. don't talk shit to authority

most of the old myths and religions were there to keep people from getting too fucking uppity

>>155050176
Lie
The whole story was
>Arachne is bretty gud at weaving
>say to Athena "1vs1 me biatch, I'm a better weaver than u"
>Arachne tapestry show all the fucking Zeus has done
>Athena hit her and say to Arachne that she could fuck herself with a cactus
>Arachne commit sudoku because of shamefur dispray
>Athena take pity of her and resurect Arachne as a spider

Athena did nothing wrong

>>155051252
>>155050176
Both of these are true. There's more than one version of the story.
The moral of both is what >>155050592 said.
Hubris was a cardinal sin to the Greeks.

fuck athena desu, stupid cunt

>>155054102
you mean arachne?

>>155054815

>tripfag

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>155046691
If you look ahead in the quests, you'll see that the different pantheons have different classes that they want you to play as.

>>154991874
Paladins is actually pretty fun now.

>>155054854
sorry, was doing some cross board shitposting and forgot to take it off

>>155046750

We got Fafnir and Terra in a short time period. Guardians comeout in the lowest frequency.

Next Guardian is Japanese and because of those two factors, it's not going to be until Season 4.

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>We will literally never get a real female hand to hand fighter simply because of Terra's basic attacks
>The fact she is a muscle girl is only aesthetic and her kit has absolutely nothing with her being strong
>I will absolutely never get to play as a muscle girl that beats the shit out of people

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>summer sale ending, panic and buy khepri skin since he's the only one I really play on that sale
>skin a shit, can't hear khepri say GET OFF OF THEM anymore when I save my shit carry from being mauled by a fenrir
waste of 400 gems desu des

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>>155055526
Atalanta could still be a thing someday senpai

>>155055863
That's exactly who I was thinking of. We probably won't get her because we already have Terra who's a muscle girl. If we ever get her, it probably wouldn't be for like a year or so. The other anon was right the other day, Achilles is probably the most likely to be the first Greek Warrior.

I wonder if anyone at Hi Rez even knows who Atalanta is, much less be able to churn out a good kit for a warrior to have.

>>155055568
You can change the voice pack to the default and still use the premium skin.

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>>155055526
>he's never built attack speed terra in solo lane
Get a load of this homo.

>>155056314
that's what I'mdoing now but that line is from one of his abilities

>>155056506
You entirely missed the point of my post entirely.
stupid umaru poster

>tfw some faggot DCs in fucking XTM and now I'm stuck in a loading screen

bravo lowrez, bravo

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Being a tank/bruiser is fun as shit, Warriors are fun as hell. You can tank a higher amount of damage than Jing Wei can take Freyas blade in one night.
then BAM hit with some CC, and just hop away. it's satisfying as hell.

>>155056695
Your point was dumb.
>"omg terra was our only chance of getting a strong female fighter we'll never get it now!"

>>155057568
>He posts umaru
>Calls other posts dumb
dumb umaru poster

>>155051713
Odin is pretty bad too. Look at Sol's lore. Sol's father named her and her brother after the sun and moon respectively. They proved that their names were fitting. Odin got upset over their names for some reason and forced them to pull the sun and moon around with Fenrir's children set after them. Apparently as a punishment for their father choosing their names. Odin doesn't regret it either.

>>155057676
>he contradicted my opinion oh no!
>wait he posted animu
>haha youre just a stupid animu poster
>whew almost had to come to terms with being retarded

man, I love how there's no deserter for XTM
at least i can just not pick and wait out the timer to avoid the """"fun""""

>>155058019
>Contradicted
You didn't contradict anything at all, you just called me a homo and said my post was dumb. In fact you never even had an argument in the first place. I thought you were just memeing.
But it's okay, it's easy for a dumb umaru poster to get these things mixed up

>>155057069
It's not all that fun when team doesn't know how to follow up and plays as passive as constipation.

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>blind fire janus ult from spawn
>double kill

>>155059558
SKILL

>>155059558
dumb frog poster, snipes are only good if it's a deicide.

>>154991874
Releasing paladins to steam was the worst decision hi-rez has made since smite chests.
Brought in so much cancer, nerf cassie.

Iznami kyary pamyu pamyu skin WHEN?
https://youtu.be/NLy4cvRx7Vc

>>155060505
No more shitty weeb skins, the neith one is hideous, the bastet siren, the ama fire alarm.
Remove them hirez please.
https://youtu.be/79iY5sfjMqc

We should make our own Esports team! With Blackjack and hookers! At worst we'll be Enemy tier.

>>155059007

>initinate
>CC the entire team
>roll my face on my keyboard
>entire team has half helf, all their abilities and actives are on cooldown and I just slowed them with Curse
>Turn around!
>Ghost Town
>team is dicking around with jungle minions at full health and mana


Pain.

>>155061025
That's why you don't play conquest with pubs.

>>155057987
Yeah look at Skadi and her lore

>tfw people pick loki in xtm

What the everloving fuck are these people doing

>tfw tanks don't build any aura items

FUCK!

>>155060974
Kek Old enemy or this season's enemy

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>>155060929
lol holy shit now this in my YT history

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>Doing Arena for Odyssey roles quest
>Nemesis on our team
>Makes chases she can't possibly win
>Even fucking chased an enemy with a sliver of HP under tower
>AND INTO FOUNTAIN
>ON ARENA
>And then ragequits once she inevitably gets fucked

This is a good example of why I'm skipping all the FWOTD quests.

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>>155057987
Odin doesn't regret SHIT because he just doesn't fucking give a damn

>huehuehue Hebo skin
oh no...

Queuing is bugged.

stop picking Loki in fucking XTM you fuckers

>OH NO! Someone picked a god "I" don't think is good in XTM!
>Better bounce
>literally is happing liek 8 times in a row
>it's even spreading to other gamemodes

Alright, who started this meme? Was it Incon? Weaken? DukeSloth? Or you?

What mid-laner do i play if i just want to farm safe early and 1-shot people late?

holy shit stop dodging you cucks

>>155064136
tibbers

>>155064209
stop instalocking an assassin you dumb hue

>>155064286
i'm not picking assassins you fucking retard

>>155063743
Arachne is fucking good in it, if you had to pick an assassin for it

Thread still cancer confirmed. Ubermannen nowhere to be seen. Top dogs dead. No memes to be found. Sad day to be an OG.

>everyone whines when someone picks nemesis on xtm
>makes shit like behind you and hug far easier

Fucking people spazzing out. I had a cabrakan bitching at me, of all picks

>>155064569
nigga the originals left long long ago.
probably like 2 years by now.

>>155064209
Nobody is dodging queuing is broken.

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lag is kinda fun

>>155064569
uber actually plays Paragon now

>>155063923
People have been doing it for a long time whenever wood 4 shitters leak into higher level games. You're probably only just noticing it now because you're bad enough to be the shitter that's added on to someones team to drag someone into a forced 50 loss.

>>155064601
Just pick a good god and buy qinns, instead of picking something that's dead weight for 13 rounds and has some meme usefulness in two rounds.

>>155064136
Pretty much all mages for that description. But if you want gods that are totally one-sided in powerful late game and who can't do anything but afk farm early, try Scylla, He Bo, Raijin, and Zeus. These can all 100-0 a hunter, mage, or jungler, with one or two abilities, without using their ult late game.

no you fucking retards

>>155065191
I'm all for shitting on people, but there's a limit to everything. Please keep things within good taste. No-one plays Paragon.

>>155065937
>can't do anything but afk farm early
>he bo
>zeus
ayyyy

>>155065937
Looking at this list, it's strange how it looks like Raijin has the hardest to confirm combo but is the safest out of them, and Zeus is definitely the easiest but he's also the most vulnerable to ganks.

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>>155062914
amen brother
all hail the Allfather

>>155066234
>I've never played these gods
Early game a detonate is from Zeus costs like 1/3 of his mana, it's just not worth it to use it for poke and its basically just for finishing off what your jungler starts. Early game He Bo is a huge liability before boots, and is one of the easiest ganks in mid lane currently.
>inb4 hurr level carpet
If you level carpet early then you're safer but you sacrifice clearing power for that, so you're just just basically afk farming.

>>155063743
to be fair after I got my 25 rounds I fucked around with random gods
we got to 22 with me playing loki

decoy is good

are the servers dead?
the fuck is going on I keep getting kicked out of lobbies

>>155066553
but I have all 80 gods mastered lol
if ur jungler ganks middle, ur pretty much getting a kill with zeus unless he fucks up, badly
he bo has one of the strongest early games for a mage. Sure he has no real get away and leveling carpet first would be retarded. Huge liability sure but he bo is not useless until late game

>>155067104
Fuck off, mobile poster. He Bo is all scaling from power, that means without power he's useless. Maybe if you're used to playing him in Joust or Assault where your "early game" is three items and ten levels, but in conquest early game means a much more extreme situation. Minor weaknesses are multiplied and are a liability.

In short, "ur dum lol"

>>155067104
>says he has strong early game
>admits that he can do nothing for a gank
These two statements are mutually exclusive.

>>155066752
Thankful af for that. Almost got stuck in a match with 4 mages

>>155067597
ya but u dont get it bro he can deal ok dmg XD
that all that matters anyway its all about kills amirite?
f*ckin told u noob 1v1 me

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>>155066472
Til Valhall!

>>155067461
>Fuck off, mobile poster
explain how you knew right now

>>155068063
What does it matter, I was right.

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>>155040203
as someone who spent 200 hours in LoL and 4000 hours in dota 2, no, they aren't better.

the MOBA genre as a whole is just too stressful, and the 'play until you break the lose streak that isn't your fault' just isn't sustainable once you graduate college (it was for me at least). you become too fixated on a number tied to your ranking, and every little thing that goes wrong in a game will subconsciously build up your anger because you know you are that much closer to losing the game, losing MMR, and getting even worse teammates, from a statistical perspective.

The only way I would consider playing any MOBA is if you know the 9 other people in the game either in real life or very well through an in-house league or guild or group or whatever.

even going back to traditional multiplayer games which I didn't really play during my MOBA years (all of college) I find it a challenge to not lose my shit at my teammates.

Fortunately I'm pretty much back to where I was before I played MOBAs, but it took a while. And traditional multiplayer games like rocket league, rainbow six siege, battlefield, overwatch, NBA 2k, halo, etc aren't really that stressful because the games don't last 30+ minutes and games don't mean anything. Even the ones with ranks or that promote winning above all else like R6 Siege or Overwatch don't even come close to the stress that MOBAs give you.

Trust me, drop this shit, don't touch LoL, don't touch dota, and never look back. There's plenty of fun solo or team multiplayer games out there that still have a high skill cap.

Hi smgen

I'm just coming back from hiatus, are any gods good at healing still? I'd like to slip into a support role until I get used to the meta again.

I'm an Arena/Siege/Clash player.

>>155061713
For all his wisdom, he's not very wise. Or is he too wise and looped back around to being unwise?

>>155070026
You should try reading American Gods written by Neil Gaiman. The way he does Wednesday is perfect.

>>155069843
guan (you)
chang'e
terra
rest should be avoided

>>155070369
I'm a sucker for aesthetics, Terra looks like my kinda lady, any advice?

>>155070369
Guan? His healing doesn't scale though. Ra's heals are really strong if you stay for the full duration. It's not a life-saver, but it's great for keeping the team in-lane.

>>155070568
Support-anon here

I can't play Ra for shit. Sad because I love him :\

But I just can't. I feed like crazy and can't land his dumb abilities.

>>155070568
Ra is not a support.
Neither is chang'e actually, disregard her.
Terra or Guan. Maybe sylv if you feel extra gay but terra is basically a better sylv

as for terra, your 3 is your bread and butter. it's your main heal, a root, and a great zoning tool

don't use your 1 unless you're busting a stone, and busting your 2 isn't worth losing the potential stun in most cases
keep in mind her deployables are walls so you can use them to block people and for shit like setting up hou yi ricochets
her ult is very self explanatory so I shouldn't have to talk about that

don't build dmg on her and don't build lotus crown until late game. rod of asclepius is ok but lotus crown is better for obvious reasons

and for the love of god do NOT build selfish support

>>155070756
That's where practice comes in. Learn the travel speed of his 1, use his 2 defensively, and his heal is best used when you're in a stand-off type situation where both teams are waiting for minions. For his ult, it's a good idea to aim just to their side since people with brains will try to sidestep dodge. All his abilities, save his 2, have great range, use it.

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>losing streak
>osiris support
>vamana mid
>sobek carry
>silvanus solo
why am i still trying to play this game? how did it become unplayable?

That new skin for Susano's voice, I think it might be the exact same voice actor and filter that they used for HK47/51/55 in SWTOR, where it's like the tried to recreate the filter they used in KOTOR but didn't quite get it exactly.

Also, infiltrator Loki sounds like they've got the same VA and filter as Big Band from skullgirls

>>155071278
Thanks for the advice anon! I just tried her in Jungle practice and yeah she's not fit for the selfish guardian role, which I like better. Kind of why I like Khepri too.

Any initiation advice or is that not my job with her?

>>155071354
I've tried off and on for years anon, I know to do all that, I'm just so embarrassingly bad with him even when I try hard to not feed that I just want to shrivel up in shame.

>>155071849
she's great for initiates. her ult is very threatening in a team fight
pop your 3 in the middle of the enemy team and 1 in
use your 2 to stun weaker or more threatening enemies then just punch on them

>>155072167
You rock anon, thanks! Time to practice.

The difference between a selfish and actual support build is getting those defensive auras and not hide of the urchin right and non-aura items?

>>155071715
>and you
>scylla jungle

wuts a nigga gotta do to play a muhfuggen game of smite? jfc.

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>>155073024
Kys

>>155071718
that skin has a terrible, downright god awful VA. It sounds nothing like it looks.

is foxy ammy worth it?

>>155074617
if you want cancer, then yes

>>155074617
I like it.

It's kinda cute in a stupid kind of way.

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>>155074617
listen to https://youtu.be/NLy4cvRx7Vc and speak for yourself

>>155074617
Not if you don't actually play her and arent shit, because she isn't that good.

ah yes, let's pick a random person on our team to blame for you going into 1v3s and losing.

>>155075196
>shitter crying in his safe space because his team mates that are placed higher than him didn't carry him
kek get gud faggot then you won't have to complain

what does a voicepack do? it replaces the default VGS with the voice of the character?

@425
the point
_________
your head

>>155076250
your waifu
--------
me

>>155075956
Yes. Many skins also change this. Typically cosmetic but can have an in-game effect in some niche cases (Excited character may say lines a tidbit faster, a slower one like Geb may say some slower).

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>going to bed
>awilix not in it
;_; Y E L?

>>155077358
I'd fuck her tongue until I was dry and dusty.

>trying to protect two squishes from a dps assassin and a cc mage
wew lads

>>155074617
still the same guy here. i'm thinking of picking her up. what should i know?

>Weeb fox skin for Ama
>There's a weeb cat skin for Bastet already
We absolutely HAVE to get a weeb dog skin next.
It will be the only weeb skin I'll purchase simply because dogs are better than nigger cats and furfag foxes.

What us your preferred weapon for mental warfare? I like spamming Ra's laugh.

>>155077964
she is shit

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>>155074617
I was hoping that the skin would turn out to be an anthropomorphic fox Ammy instead of a girl dressed in kawaii uguu fox shit.

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BUMP

>you will never cuddle up in bed with medusa

>doing casual meme modes for Odessy quest
>Thor ults a tower and dies immediately
>say "what was that"
>this is where it all goes wrong
>spam of meme shit "okay kid" "calm down child" "xd" "reported xd" flooding chat
>he follows me around and laugh spams
>ults away from me when I get it fights
>next game, trying again
>instaloki
>team starts with 3 on red buff and guardian doing purple alone in seige
>split up after red, but after instaloki and I do blue he runs off
>2v1 in lane so die
>team spams VERs
>loki dies repeatedly, never puts his decoy on archers
>tell him over and over to put it on archers
>"Be nice to him, he only speaks Spanish"
>mfw I check and they're all in a clan but still couldn't coordinate starting buffs
>next game
>after everyone else locks in, the last guy switches to to Thanatos and locks
What should I play while I wait out the deserter penalty? I am not dealing with this bullshit.

>>155072414
technically yes
but the actual "selfish support" build is buying t1 boots and adventurer blade, finishing winged blade, hide of the urchin, spirit robe, mail of renewal/stone of gaia, mantle of discord, THEN selling the t1 boots and buy relic dagger

No dmg, no auras, no boots

>>155084936
No it is now. You finish ritual dagger, not winged blade. The whole point of selfish support is to get ritual dagger and urchin up ASAP without losing out on early game essentials.

>>155084616
can you queue XTM with deserter? I know you don't get deserter from it
if not I guess you're stuck in co op vs AI or another game

>>155084936
Ritual dagger is like the most important item in the game for a support, what kind of idiot puts it off for last? Get it instead of winged blade.

>>155085031
it's still a shit build and I'm going to heckle someone fiercely if they use it in my match

>>155085207
It's a fine build. People are just triggered by the idea of a support being selfish. A support that is alive is a support that is helping his team. I'd rather have my support alive longer for a dozen more stuns than a sovrienty aura.

DID SOMEBODY SAY SELVISH SUBBORT?!?!?! :Ddddd YO SOY SELVISH SUBBORT JAJAJA ALWAYS HEAL NEVER DIE NUMBAR 1 SELVISH SBUBBERT

Hell yeah nigger if incon says it works it works lmao !
Maybe I can hit myself in the head with a hammer a few times so I can become mentally retarded like Incon so I can finally be good at smite ! But selfish support is a good start tho !

>>155085606
>>155085354
Do you have an actually complaint about it or are you just being autistic about not having an aura handed to you by your lowest gold teammate?

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>Play Warrior
>Manage more damage than the mages/hunters
Why do these people bother playing?

>>155085606
is he actually mentally retarded because he does a weird movement every now and then

>>155085816
Dont hate warriors they are best class.

>>155064846
>When Kaldr can smell you from four miles away

>>155086883
>tfw you always be shit with skadi

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Hell Yeah Bitch.... Selfish Support all the Way....

>>155087696
>tfw skadi puts peanut butter on her private parts and tricks kaldr into licking it up

>>155087989
My brother did something like this.

He is allergic to peanuts.

My brother is not very smart.

Do not be like my brother.

>no jing wei to cuddle with in bed

>>155087980
Wow wow wow nice anecdotal evidence there.

>>155088353
t. athena

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>An action has been taken against a player you have reported.
>ayyyy I didn't think they actually did these on consol-
>remember I reported my friend yesterday for going afk in a ranked game
surely this is a notice from a report weeks ago

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>>155088496
>reported my friend yesterday

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>>155088712

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>>155089042

so is freya's slow never going to get nerfed?

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>>155090752
>Freya
>getting nerfed

>>155090752

freya doesn't need nerfs, she's got a shit early game and can't do a fucking thing until she's 3 items in at least

stop bitching and just camp her early so she gets so far behind she's irrelevant

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What god or god skin has the best laugh

I doubt there are any laughs that are as good as pic related.

>>155091230
Hercs baseball skin laugh always makes my opponents ult, so I guess that one is good

>>155091230

I fucking hate that skin, when I play kumba I just use pajama party

>>155091384
Why do you hate it? His retard voice is fucking great. You know who else has a great laugh? Hun Batz

>>155090752
hopefully but reddit keeps defending her

>>155091484

I guess that's just it, it bugs me they intentionally made him sound stupid

As for laughs I like pixel buster freya myself

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>>155091206
>camp her early because that's the only way to stop this broken god
well played reddit

>>155092052

sorry you can't comprehend the idea of late game gods

everyone should have the exact same playstyle and power curves, my bad

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>>155092174
>freya
>late game god
>can literally do the same broken bullshit at level 5 that she does at 20, just less damage
good cover reddit I'm sure that'll keep her safe and the us looking like shitters

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>>155092052
>>155092527
>i keep multiple fedora tipping images saved

>>155091206
There's no reason for pulse to give a quarter slow.
Stacked on gem, you literally can't do shit against her.
And god help you if it's her and literally anyone else.

>>155092962

If that freya is buying gem of iso that's a total shit build and you should be able to destroy her unless she's massively ahead of you, in which case you're fucked regardless

Also buy a winged blade or sprint if it bothers you that much

Fucking styrofoams can't counterbuild, holy shit

>>155093079
That's the point, I can't babysit two lanes and make sure she stays in check.

>Fucking styrofoams can't counterbuild, holy shit

Ah yes, let me just magically farm the three-four level snowball, manage mine and another lane as I said.

Kill yourself, a 10-15% nerf is perfectly reasonable.

>>155093267

then your jungler isn';t doing their job if they aren't ganking her over and over

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>>155093079
>If that freya is buying gem of iso that's a total shit build and you should be able to destroy her

>>155093408

>fed the freya until she's out of control and built luxury items like gem of iso and spear of desu
>hirez pls nerf too OP!!!

>queued up against a legit premade of pro players in arena.

Well that buttrape was annoying.

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>>155093079
>gem of iso
>total shit
>Also buy a winged blade or sprint if her ability that she gets every 4 seconds bothers you that much
going all out aren't you today reddit

This jungling shit is complicated how do I do it?!

>>155093667

from watching that game of arena the "pros" played on a charity stream I don't think any pros even know what the fuck the mode is about

>>155093726

I was the freya, I was playing with 300 ping and had to lead my autos by about 5 feet in the hopes of touching someone. A dodging pro? I stood no chance.

>>155093698
>Freya slows you
>Winged blade procs
>Just fucking kill her right then and there and not have to worry about when her cooldowns are

>Freya buys iso
>wow now anti slow cucks her even more because her build is shit without that gimmick

>>155093948
are you just shitposting at this point
have you ever actually even tried this? you do know she'll slow you again before her ability even wears off after the winged blade effect drops

>>155093939

Well, 300 ping isn't gonna be fun no matter what

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>bitching about Freya's slow
>not the fact that she can use both her buffs at once and have 600 damage autos

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holy fucking shit why the fuck is tripple queueing for ranked joust allowed good fuck every single night I get the same fucking clan, same 3 fucking people, every fucking game and get literally stomped
they are all diamond, I'm fucking platinum, and one of my teammates is fucking silver and rank 1 with neith, literally just started ranked today it seems

this matchmaking is literally fucking shit, why the fuck am I getting matched with the same fucking pubstomping clan every fucking night. where the fuck are the other people at? I just fucking waited in a 17 minute queue just to be put back against the same fucking clan, AGAIN.
they literally just fucking 2v3'd us after their teammate went afk fuck this game fuck hirez fuck gay ass paladins wasting hirez dev time fixing matchmaking

>>155094038
>being this bad

>>155094369
>pulse without aoe
nah

I don't like dying but i really enjoy cheap undeserved kills. Who do i play. Except loki.

>>155094940

Fenrir. Ulting someone without beads and dragging them under tower to soak up tower damage makes people rage.

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I uninstalled

Matchmaking has broken me