SKELETON CUNNY edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
Previous thread: >>154883879
First for the mastermind
>>154933006
post a pic at least
>Random Dirge.
>Double kill at 2 minutes.
Uh dotards?
>>154932949
Pugna is CUTE!
how do you lane against clinkz and huskar?
what do you do when you lose all your t1 and t2 towers in 9 min?
Loli Pugna worst meme
Soe will come back to us one day
How do we stop getting outmemed?
>>154933301
wtf i love reddit now
>>154933187
>clinkz
Sneeze in his general direction.
>huskar
Just stun him.
What do I need to know to do some hat trading
>>154933301
>reddit """""humor"""""
>>154933301
It's over. Reddit won the memewar.
They have better and more fresh memes. We are stuck with the same old shit.
>>154933301
that's it I'm leaving this place and staying on reddit forever
I suggest everyone else does the same
>>154933330
>Naughty centaur!
What did she mean by this
>>154933469
Frankly at this point I just want this "memes XD" bullshit to die but it never will because then people would have to think of things to say.
>>154933629
we have to convince them that memes as a whole are a white supremacist neo nazi tool to indoctrinate people
i just won with silver edge shadow amulet skadi drow
don't ask me anything
>The Gulag has devolved to such a point even US posters don't care about improperly made generals by shitskin memeposters
You people don't even deserve to call yourselves White, it's embarrassing
How often does Centaur Warrunner breed Enchantress?
>>154933718
how is 1k treating you
A new age dawns.
>>154933247
Why does that one guy on /pol/ keep posting threads about her being a degenerate millenial?
Has she even done anything of note?
>>154933894
Hormones are regulated by the human half, that means Enchantress is in heat 24/7 like humans.
>>154933894
He's too busy paving his road with the dead
>>154933936
well
who is going to be the next cancer hero in the enxt patch?
who you want to be the next cancer hero?
who will be nerfed earth spirit tier?
>>154933894
Why the fuck would Bradwarden the Centaur Warruner bother with a halfie?
If I was him I would breed with a female centaur and have a strong son that will carry my genes to the future.
>>154933969
She's been around for a long time and done all kinds of things in esports. She's actually a shit example of a "degenerate millenial" besides her initial appearance because she's actually pretty chill and not an sjw in the slightest, probably too much time spend hanging around boys.
>>154934165
>>154933894
>>154934142
>who is going to be the next cancer hero in the enxt patch?
Omniknight will get buffed despite having 60% winrate in ALL BRACKETS
>who you want to be the next cancer hero?
AA
>who will be nerfed earth spirit tier?
Timbersaw
>twitch thinks its okay for Bulldog to say nigga.
i missed the shitstorm yesterday
How did d2g react to new EG?
Euro here, rooting for EG from now on
>>154934165
>>154934243
>>154933301
i'm fine with calling them silly sidewaysies but other than that fuck reddit
NEW RECIPE FOR HAND OF MIDAS:
Old:
>Gloves of Haste (500) + Recipe (1550)
New:
>Iron Talon (500) + Gloves of Haste (500) + Recipe (1050)
Hand of Midas (2050)
>+2 Armor
>+20% Attack speed
Passive Ability: Quell
>Gives +40% (15% Ranged) damage to non-hero units.
Active Ability: Transmute:
>When charged up, your hero gets a golden glow on his hands, and this ability destroys a creep instantly for 190 gold and 2.5x experience bounty
>Otherwise can be used on creeps, trees or wards.
>Destroys trees instantly
>Destroys wards instantly and gains double the gold for observer wards
>Deals 40% of current health to creeps
>4 cd when used on trees of wards
>14 cd when used on creeps
>>154934165
>halfie
um, are you retarded? both are halfies: one human-horse and the other human-deer.
>>154934142
>who will be nerfed earth spirit tier?
>Implying just because le balanced that's a good spot man isn't horrendously, laughably OP he's no longer good
Just like how people thought BH would become obsolete because Track didn't provide 90 FLYING VISION ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE
>inb4 badriki
How the fuck do I mute people while in pre game hero selection?
>>154934420
so 1/4 of their kids would be human, right
>>154934420
You got me , I actually didn't think that through.
>>154934615
not a geneticist or whatever but pretty sure it would be 2/4 human, 1/4 centaur, 1/4 deer
probably girls would look like enchantress and boys like centaur
>>154934142
>tfw tinker will get buffed
>when all you need to do with him is to use his 2.5k range autoattack instead of blinking in and therefore dying
>>154934817
me in the pic
>>154934142
>next cancer hero
visage
>want to be the next cancer
clockwork
>want to be the next cancer
all the ilsuions
>he doesn't skill rearm on level 6, becoming impossible to lane against to any hero in the game
Peter on suicide watch
>>154935515
>doesn't need to play dota anymore
>still plays it
Is he insane?
>>154933301
>outmemed
>joke chain gets ended with "Ok the joke is over now" right into a twitch spergout
>>154935515
literally who
all of invokers spells need to do like 50% damage then maybe he would be balanced
Opinions on the HoN caster coming to dota 2?
Is he actually good?
what if battlefury legion against lots of melee heroes so they die if they get near while you are dueling?
>>154936001
just get an omniknight and repel the carry
>>154936405
Seems good, post results
>>154934465
You can't. However. If you click mute all chat. It will carry over in to every game. Even during the hero select
>>154934417
How would you differentiate using the midas and using the 40% damage to creeps? How would you solve the issue of giving it a large cooldown after using the transmute to gain gold and exp, which effectively removes the other abilities it has?
Like when you use the 40% thing from talon on a creep, finish the camp, but still have 5 sec cd on your talon because it shares cooldown between damage and cutting trees.
Reminder that radiance is core on medusa
>>154936979
>not wanting to use midas as soon as possible
wtf
>>154937026
Reminder that medusa is a lowtohigh loser, AKA "good" winrate in low skill games because no one knows how to end games and SHIT winrate in higher skilled games because she's GARBAGE unless 6 slotted...
And even then she's still garbage.
REMINDER:
after every won game say you are commending everyone in hopes that at least one person will commend you
GBP are PRICELESS when it comes to climbing you need to do everything to get them
>>154937105
That's not what I meant, I mean, like talon, if you use the ability that gives you the longest cooldown, which is using it on a big creep, then you have 12 seconds before you can do ANYTHING with it.
With this item, all that would happen is that you would use it like a midas, and then your ability is on CD for another 100 seconds and literally everything other you can do with it is unavailable.
>poopeedee dodging the second another NA team places higher than them
really makes you think
>>154936001
Invoker has 10 spells and do less damage than a 1 spell hero like wraith king.
Invoker is right in the botton of the shithole along with shadow fiend.
>>154937210
>defend enemy team members from their abusive teammates
>commends keep coming in like a flood
>i just want to make 1 person feel like shit
being an asshole never felt so good tbqh
>>154937187
>most used items are linkens and manta
Unless that changes she will never get a good winrate. I am trying to spread the word:
Manta: 4950g, no damage, little survuvability
Radiance: 5150g, her strongest damage item, 17% miss chance also gives survivability
You choose.
>>154937494
>t. shitter
>>154933964
amazing, can't even win vs 1ks on a smurf.
>pick omniknight for free win
>go 6-1 get an ultra kill outleveling everyone in the game, ez game
>my team refuses to go together and scatters across the map to be picked off for the next 30 minutes, not going as a group one single time again in the game
they know it's me and the account is already in the shadow pool. I guess dota is over.
>>154937494
Invoker has 10 spells and do less magic damage than an Mirana with aghs and her first skill.
>>154937541
Most used is still skewered due to lowskill games being much more prominent than highskill games. Don't you think people in 5k+ would have found a decent build by now? The truth is she offers literally nothing early and midgame other than her ult, and a mystic snake, and once she does come online (which doesn't happen in higher skilled games) she's STILL not that great. All she is is tanky and has a good ult.
>>154937609
>can't win in a 1k game
>blames anyone but himself
Holy shit dude, let me play a game there and I probably go like 50-0. The only constant is (You)
>>154937609
>play in 1k MMR.
>don't pick a hero who can damage buildings because LMAOWHOCARES
>lose
WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO TEAMWORK IN 1K AND THE TEAM WHO ACTUALLY HITS THE ENEMY BUILDINGS WIN!!?
>>154937549
>>154937713
>only tanky
>deals no damage
Yes mate, I know, that's where the radiance comes in though. It's like when lone druid finishes radiance and his game changes, but even more, because she profits 4 times from the 65 physical.
>>154936979
>>154937318
you get no choice when its off cooldown
when its charged up, its always midas when targeted on creeps
when its charging its iron talon
HoN caster casting a dota pub
our boy liquid.bulba announced in an hour
get hyped
>>154938306
Then there should definitely be some indicator before it goes off cd, like a buff or effect or something telling you when it goes off cooldown, so you don't autoattack a creep you don't want to use midas on and boom, midas is used on that creep.
>>154937741
>can't win 1k game on smurf
>vs legion and jugg
jugg also a smruf, nothing i can do as omni against farming hero when team split sup and feeds him
but you knew this, and just want to argue and sling shit
>>154938539
>enemy smurf plays a core hero and wins the game by himself 1v9
really makes you think PSG doesnt it?
bloodseeker is actually the most closet op hero in the game
name 1 hero that can "just tp out" when he can 2 shot you 10 min into the game
What if Midas got reworked into a mini goblins greed and alchemist got a new passive?
>>154938337
sounds just like cap to me
>>154938723
That's good, if he really gets into dota he can replace one of the shitty casters.
>>154938619
i won the game 1v9 also and then my team refused to win the game
i don't want to play carrys.
how do you counter lifestealer?
he can literally 1v5 an entire 6 slotted team if he is 6 slotted
>>154938668
i can name you about 115 or whatever is the amount of all heroes in dota -1
because litearlly everyone can just tp out of bloodseeker hwen he ruptures
>>154938860
>implying his team isnt there to stun you
>implying he doest 2 shot you
>>154938858
>>154938858
>lifestealer can counter a 4 bloodstone soul ring abyssal blade tinker
yeah I don't think so
>Reddit getting upset over bot abuse in LPQ games.
fuck that guay board
>arc warden hits 6
>stands behind his tower and drops 30 spark wraiths on you
what do you do?
>>154938940
yeah i just implied those two things
have you actually played against a bloodseeker or what
just fucking tp out and it works 100% of the times literally
>>154939120
ok 1k
>>154939239
id like to know what game are you playing when bloodseeker apperantly hits for 600 damage 10min in
sounds like a custom game
are you sure you arent queueing for a custom game?
I'm going to get a lot of GBP for this. Should I get chicken tendies with them?
>>154939046
Tfw they hit only your creeps because like a smart player you knew how he worked. That's what happened right? And then you nuked him down?
>>154939313
sorry you lost all your gbp to being a retarded feeding alch
PPD got matched with a guy that he reportedthrice
>EG.RTZ
>Secret.RTZ
>EG.RTZ
>Secret.RTZ
>EG.RTZ
how does this keep fucking happening?
>guy abandons
>I still lose mmr
if anyone abandons the game shouldnt count and you should be hwid and ip range banned if you abandon more than once per month
>>154939570
valve should really do this so i can reach 50k party mmr wiht my friends leaving when we lose sounds great to me
>>154939491
I thought you couldn't report the same person more than once? Did they change that, I distinctly remember trying to report a dude across two back to back games and being unable to
>>154939570
Guy probably left because you idiots drafted like shit and then proceeded to feed like retards. Remember, you are the only constant and therefore, the only problem
>>154938723
>anti-mage married a MAGICIAN
>ANTI
>MAGE(MAGICIAN)
what hypocrisy is this?
>>154939805
yeah Im sure its my fault some spic last picks pudge then demands mid and then feeds couriers and abandons
>>154938496
yeah thats how it would work
you use the item, you get a debuff on your hero thats visual that shows when it comes off cd again, like any slow or stun on you, its a green box over your status bar
how can you tell who is in a party with the new scoreboard and post match UI?
just had a fucking natures prophet sit at ancients for 15 whole minutes with an iron talon midas and i am fucking livid
>>154939816
opposites attract dumb imageposter
>>154939961
>he doesn't ban pudge every game to avoid these exact scenarios
Yep, there it is right there. You brought this on yourself
>>154940053
>swore to end all magic
>marries a magician
hmm
>>154939961
PSG you are where you belong
>>154940053
like how klanswomen tend to marry black panthers?
>>154940236
They marry klansmen who they cuck with black panthers senpai
>>154940143
>when he falls for the magic jew
I think we need to have a Frank discussion with auntie mage
>>154939313
HI good boy anon!
>>154939313
>>154940535
you must never get those afk midas talon natures prophet ancient farmers, because if you dont rage like hell at that you are beyond redemption
I successfully defeated the other smurf this time!
This game sucks mad dicks for actual new players lol, it should have detected me from the very first game, based on doing things like pulling creep aggro on lane
>>154940236
>klanswomen
is that a thing? not familiar with the klan
but yes in general Black male/White female is the best pairing
>>154940605
>treat others well
>get good players
hmmm
really makes me think if the system is working right
>>154940605
Im the 2nd anon, i havent seen furion in my last 20, 30 games.. But i did get a storm yesterday who said that storm has a shit late game and was bragging about his smurf winrate of ~60% in like 35ish games
>>154940616
The statistics say otherwise
>>154940616
I like how the interracial photos only come off as /pol/ when the black guy isamerican
>>154940610
oh and for the record, i've always wondered what it feels like to be involved in multiple combat while already having like 50 stacks of essence shift
now i'm gonna go change my boxers ;) ;) ;)
>>154940605
but anon they will never be on my GBP level if they do that shit becuase they will get reported all the time
i wont play with them :^)
>dotards will defend this
>>154940673
>never say anything
>get flamed anyway
>mute all chat
>several wins later I finally decide to unmute
>everyone is really nice
>I still say nothing
Hmm
>>154940932
'I was the toxic one all along'
Any good YT channels for pub VODs? I hate watching streams.
>>154940718
statistics by demographic say most of 4chan shouldn't be 80 IQ NEETs but there you go
This ugly motherfucker is wearing children's suits and banging sluts and basically you're stupid as fuck
>>154934142
Whoever got picked the least will get overbuffe
d
who ever got picked the most will get over nerfed
>>154940605
i stopped noticing these things long ago.
im surprised when the game doesnt go full retard.
>>154941005
It's true. The greatest poison is silence
>>154941091
>banging nonwhite sluts
worth nothing
tfw you realize you havent gone outside in 4 days
>>154941091
Hey that suit looks a little tight on him but it's okay because he's got a fit body.
Also I thought H4nni was gay and he's not ugly.
When is H4nni going to become an analyst again he's not bad at it.
Comrades of d2g I need help. I'm stuck in 1.8k but I know I am better than that. I'm at least 2k material. Is there any tips you can provide? I play supports and offlane heroes. I don't try to play carries often but I occasionally fly out of control as troll warlord carry.Mainly play pugna, rubick, beast master, and kinda bounty but not as often.
>>154940793
Aha. I get it
>>154941005
doesn't mean "he was the toxic one" it means his behavior score went up
man this sucks. I miss immortal gardens already...but once you get down to 0 behavior score, i think you get a special flag so that you can never escape...
I got to 3233...that's as high as I could get... :(
>random
>It's a micro hero or Razor.
>replays are always pending
>pocket loss is through the roof
>the ending search for game coordinator
>ping fluctuates
Is Dota 2 the worst game Valve has ever done. LoL never has these kinds of problems
Holy shit Bulldog is such a beta cuck
>>154941187
>banging white slots
Worth nothing
>>154941278
try to undo the braindamage you have
>>154941371
That ETID t-shirt is pretty nice tbqh
>>154941371
>girls who go to any kind of show, concert, bars, parties, etc
>white
LOL. white is both genetic and a frame of mind. the moment a white girl starts abusing substances, she becomes a nigger
>>154941351
valve could probably afford a lot more servers if it was pay2win but there are tradeoffs everywhere
>>154940793
Unless their team doesn't "deserve" it. Then they'll intentionally feed to "show them".
>>154941316
i got from 1 to 8000 in 25 games with 0 reports
after that its really slow though.
it took me like 50 to get from 8300 to 8600 with no reports and over 10 commends
>>154941316
You figured it out. I was being yelled at because I was garbage. When I decided to mute everyone and work on myself being less garbage I got commended a lot so my score went up. It's like 9700 or something
>>154941371
poor 2chains, you can tell hes disgusted by those goblins, hes hoverhanding them
>>154941371
what did PPD mean by this?
>>154941561
you can't gain that much behavior score whatsoever. it's limited to like 2000 in a period
>>154941489
So you want your women locked in the basement kitchen?
>>154941278
Your main heroes are obviously part of the problem. I love me some Pugna but he just doesn't work well in low MMR because most players don't pick heroes he works well against. Even nuke spammers just pick Lina instead of SM (since they really hate being useful late game for some reason).
>>154941748
have you tested it?
because i had
>MMR rising
>Feel like I'm getting on the deep end of the pool and my armbands are deflating
>>154941574
>I was being yelled at because I was garbage.
I have the opposite experience, people communicate much more reasonably in chat. Mic users are just belligerent retards that think having voice chat automatically puts them in charge.
Most annoying one for me so far was playing Troll Warlord so the irony was too funny to even mute him.
>>154941817
Fuck you. She can be good late game. Have you seen fiery soul with skadi and daedalus? She just needs some help is all
15min till liquid.bulba get hyped
If you were to go to a desert island with no internet and could take with you only 1 meme pic from d2g, which one would you choose?
Hey guys, 15 min till the team liquid announcement!
Be sure to check it out ;)
>>154942103
Might just be my luck then because whenever someone picks Lina all I can think is "I hope he gets enough ganks in before he ends up feeding later"
She's practically CM fragile, but at least she doesn't need to stick her neck out constantly to fight.
>>154941380
Yeah like I can just do that.
>>154942396
>>154942372
secret is 2x koreans, ppy, pld and miracle
>>154942013
I don't use either because if you don't communicate it's easy for the team to forget you exist. And when things go wrong you're less likely to be blames because they haven't noticed you. At least that's been my experience. It's been working out so far though. So I'm happy
What team are we even supposed to cheer for anymore?
I'm trying not to hop onto a new bandwagon but literally all my favorite teams are just gutted versions of themselves. Like Secret is a Korean team now, EG is EU, Liquid Bulba thouhg.
>>154942801
EG or Liquid
>>154942639
>miracle
rofl, bad players can't join secret my man
>>154942441
The problem with a lot of players is they play Lina as a pure spellcaster. Which is really strong early game. But then they don't build properly for the late game. They get complacent and end up walking into death. Lina is a bit like morphing. She has nukes but the real power for her in the late game is her insane attack speed. More people would have success with her if they just built carry items after aghs and stuck with the team instead of trying to roam around for easy nukes
>>154942801
>newfags are experiencing right now what oldfags experienced after TI3
truly a new generation
You guys have any good wallpapers?
>>154943146
>>154943085
morphling has the biggest agi and str gain in the game and countless other things like instant teleport etc etc
saying stupid shit like "200ias as the only steroid is fine for a carry" is retarded, there IS a reason why people build her like they do
>>154942801
>Caring about semi NEETS who literally get paid to broadcast their garbage 4k party scrims toothed world
What are you? Some kinda faggot?
IF BULBA IS SOMEHOW ON A RELEVANT TEAM LIKE LIQUID I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF.
btw Miracle will be shit on Liquid.
Where is our boy Bulba going this shuffle???
>>154943310
I guess all football players are semi-neet too then
miracle on liquid.. his twitter page is no longer with same name
From another site:
>Miracle changed his Twitter handle to Liquid_Miracle. Liquid.Miracle- confirmed.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2648877565
I'm pudge what went wrong?
DEDHOUSE UP +8
pass is the usual drill
>>154943301
She's a perfectly fine mid semi carry. Go be autistic somewhere else
https://twitter.com/LiquidBuLba_
AHAHHAUAIFHDSAUIFHAUISDHASUIDHAUSIDH
HOW DOES HE DO IT FUCKING LOL
>>154943563
Semi NEETS and niggers. It's literally one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever seen people get excited about
>>154943638
You somehow died too many times
>BULBA
>Liquid Bulba
okay dota 2 is dead in the west
back to Wings
IT IS FUCKING BULBA
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>154943714
there is no such thing as semi carry
there is no such things as "1" or "2"
stop using terms from 2011 when everyone was shit
DAE RAZOR IS ANTICARRY?
lina is a hero that deletes one hero and then clicks a bit, you cannot build her to be tanky and deal phys damage unless you want to lose, just look at the hero and if you think "wow i bet she will be able to compete with morphs and slarks if only i build AC and MKB" then you are a retard
rip liquid
>>154943793
gross
https://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/09/16/day-three-the-new-tl-dota-2
>Literally 0 (Z E R O) teams left worth rooting for
DOTURDS???
FUCKING BULBA MAN FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>154943948
holy shit, if Liquid just held onto Jerax they would've been tier 1 easily
but Bulba thouhg
>GET THE BEST MID IN THE WORLD.
>HAVE BULBA SUPPORT HIM.
the most obvious and boring announcement ever
if they knew the team like 3 weeks ago why not just say it
>>154944051
>if they knew the team like 3 weeks ago why not just say it
sponsors wanted to get t-shirts and merchandising ready
>>154943991
>what is EG
shit tastes man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlt6G7Evb5I
>liquid bulba
Can i ever get a team that is not fucking full of pussies?
We wiped the enemy team 5 0.
Better let them push and def hg, we don't wanna risk.
RIIIIGHT
>Bulba
>RTC
>S4
How do these 3 overrated fucks still get on teams?
>this 3 month of no E sports after TI6.
what the fuck is this? Do LoL babs even have this shit.
>First EG
>Then Secret
>Now TL
HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>154943991
I find OG a bit more likable again since they probably lost that bandwagon favorite status and S4 will probably make some funny plays. Also that Australian called Pham.
>lose jerax
>lose FATA
>gain miracle
>gain FUCKING BULBA
Massive net loss for liquid what the FUCK how does that man keep getting gigs
>>154944179
>No Ppd
>No Fear
>buncha fuckbois
Nah
>dotards?
>>154944179
>rooting for rtz
>>154944397
>Loda still hasn't realized he's the problem.
>>154944420
>not rooting for rtz
>>154944397
Why does 4th guy look like a burn victim
>>154944179
>EG
>>154944397
where is bulldog
> Our other addition is good olāKanishka 'Sam' "BuLba" Sosale. Sam is the Dota player with whom we have the longest history, and a unique one at that. Whenever Iām asked about my favorite Liquid moments, our win against LGD is always a part of that list. Fighting against a Chinese team for a spot in the top eight of The International was momentous for Liquid that year. It was a big milestone for us as an organization, but I donāt think any of our current players will look at a top eight finish the same way we did back then. Several times this year, Samās knowledge was vital to our team, and his understanding of Dota is always hugely beneficial. Over the past year, BuLba has learned even more while playing for some of the biggest teams in the scene. That experience is going to be key as we set out on a new journey together.
So Alliance is old NiP without Era and Sealkid (Loda and EGM instead).
Based on that and old NiP being Tier 2 constantly, will Alliance do better than that or just the same?
i still root for navi, what does that make me
>>154944397
Is that swedish version of mason?
>>154944397
>>154944340
>akke leaving loda
even he got tired lmao
that team is pure trashcan i bet some team of swede nonames will be top1 sweden now
>>154944516
playing agent cucky
>>154944397
limmp looks like that swede csgo faggot
>>154932949
i know not manta on medusa but what do i build fast pls
>>154944397
New alliance just looks like someone messed around with the skyrim character creator for an hour
good ol bulba
>>154944610
dragon lance
skadi
skadi
skadi
skadi
bots
>>154944610
SnY MkB is the best Medusa build senpai.
You know that joke that's gone on for far too long and isn't funny anymore, but still somehow isn't over?
On a completely unrelated note, how is ESC.Dota still a thing?
>>154944516
fucking helena
WHY
IS
BULBA
DESTROYING
EVERY
TEAM
HE
ENTERS
HOLY FJC I MAM SOM MADNAFK IOWEHGWIO
>>154944397
Interesting to see the face behind the offlane feeder that is Jonassomfan.
guys is bulba a worthy successor to jerax?
>>154944758
please be true
>>154944750
Hey now that's what a real team does, stay together, not disband and play musical chairs
>>154944397
I thought the swedes are supposed to be the master race
>>154944814
no fucking way, jerax is godlike support player - definitely in top5 world
>>154944397
>Limmp
>>154943924
No one said any of that. You autist. All I said was that after aghs. Getting Daedalus and skadi would be a good fit for her. Which they are. Stop sperging out so much. She's fine. Just because your some trench scrub who doesn't know what works doesn't mean everyone else is
How does he keep getting picked up?
>>154944928
I love ESC, holy shit.
I truly wish for Era to become a tier 1 player again.
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>BULBA
>IN A FUCKING TEAM WITH 4 OTHER TIER-1 PLAYERS
KYS YUORSELF YOU FAGGOT SHIT
YOU ARENT ANY BETTER THAN FUCKING BEESA OR RIMEJOB JUST AS FUCKING SHIT AS GULAGITES
>>154945063
but they wouldnt be the right choice and you think they would because in your 3k pubs hexes and such are useless
also living is useless apperantly you will run around with 5 armor becuase "shivas isnt damage lmoas" and if you do get shivas thats 5 fucking items and the hero is STILL SHIT AT DOING DAMAGE thats why you get refreshers and hexes and just pray that you removing their single hero and disabling others can win you the fight
just stop saying dumb shit if you dont want to get called out and no "autist" is not an argument it might work in your high school but not here
>bulba
Explain, doturds.
>>154944778
JUST
>>154945597
No explainations, only dreams now.
I mean, as far as Secret goes, you probably can't blame Bulba too much since the whole team failed. So who knows how he'll do, doesn't seem like you guys have that much to base the hate on.
ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT PLAYER
THAT HAS NEVER EVER BEEN GOOD
>inb4 Liquid is doing it
LITERALLY SHIT TIER FUCKING PLAYER
IN A TEAM WHERE FOUR OTHER PLAYERS ARE GOOD
FUCK
THIS
FUCKING
GAY
SHIT
FUCKING PICK A 8K SUPPORT MAIN FROM LEADERBOARDS AND YOU GOT A BETTER PLAYEREEEE
>REDDIT DEFENDING BULBA
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING ANALYST TO COME OUT AND SHIT ON HOW FUCKING BAD OF A PLAYER THIS GUY IS JESUS CHRIST IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW FUCKING AWFUL THIS GUYS RESUME IS
>>154945597
>BULBA THOHG
>tfw bulba isn't playing offlane
>tfw no bolbo clock
>tfw no crazy blalbu hooks
wmu my fellow bulbabros
do you think shitters like Mason or Yawar or Ritsu or whatever feel bad about themselves knowing that top tier teams would rather have Bulba Thouhg than them?
honestly if i was thinking i am some hot shit and then saw bulba join tier1 teams three times in a row over me id just uninstall
>OG is the only well rounded team.
N0tail has the last laugh again.
>>154945716
>doesn't seem like you guys have that much to base the hate on.
literally what has he accomplished in his entire career?
every single team he has played on has been absolute dogshit
How do you guys think Bulba keeps on getting into a tier 1 team?
Does he have infos that he might leak if he didn't get in the team?
>>154945765
Bulba probably got Liquid more mindshare than any other Dota player they've ever signed
>>154945784
Kuroky sometimes drafted support pos. 4 Clock (without much success though I think?), so who knows.
>>154945765
>dota analysts
Nahaz's run as CoL coach showed what they're worth
>>154945716
>So who knows how he'll do
Continue to SUCK ASS LIKE HE HAS FOREVER???
>>154945925
Well they need it because they ain't getting any prizepoolshare now
>Liquid.Bulba
This isn't very ebin
>>154945884
he won once against LGD
>>154945884
Accomplishing nothing is the norm rather than the exception, though, isn't it? Many notable pro players haven't won shit.
>>154945978
who is the thorin / montecristo of dota?
who will call out pros for being trash?
who will call out shitters for pretending that every pro is good?
I'm actually glad liquid has bulba now, they'll realize he's dogshit on the major and just kick him to get a tier 1 support before TI
>>154945597
I CANT
>>154946109
Charlie Yang
>>154945954
hopefully
i guess i gotta root for the delusional little faggot's team now, fug
>bulba
XD
Bulba thouhg
>>154946078
>Many notable pro players haven't won shit.
there is a difference between not winning anything, and constantly placing bottom in most of the teams he is in
like honestly,I think he is a legit fucking good coach, this team would be really really good if he was fucking coaching and they had an actual fucking player in his place
>>154946109
CLQ has been doing that for years now so much so that his videos got taken down for """"bullying""""
stating facts is bullying in 2016
>>154946160
The president sold Estonia out to Asian migrant workers and took European jobs, I can't support that.
What is your favorite support hero /d2g/?
Mine is Crystal Maiden!
People always thank me for leveling her aura, the mana regen does not sound like a big
deal but it sure adds up over a whole game!
With Frostbite you can jungle, help your team get kills AND save your carry if he gets
chased!
Crystal Nova is a great spell too. It even gets you vision if you cast it on these rocks
sneaky people like hide wards on. Put a sentry there and it's easily dewarded.
Then there ultimate is Freezing Field!
The AOE is HUUUGE and boy does it do a lot of damage now!
I played a game wth my friend Ruby as Oracle yesterday, She would cast her ultimate on me
while I casted Freezing Field and our opponents did not know what to do! They just ran
around like headless chickens trying to get out of the icy explosions everywhere but then
our Tidehunter blinked in and ravaged!
All our antimage had to do was chase the survivors to mop up!
We won the game and at the end both me and Ruby got commended for being great supports!
I hope you all have fun Dota2 games today!
If you feel sad because you lost, cheer up, it's not the end of the world! Maybe give
Crystal Maiden a try!
>>154946232
Isn't bulba's most successful time when he was a coach?
>>154946157
literally the opposite of what I am asking for, absolute awful analyst
bulba's playing cuck 5, so basically a glorified coach
liquid will be fine
Somewhere in Estonia a big guy sits on his throne, browses reddit right now and just laughs.
now that he dealt with PPD who is there to stop him?
face it dotards, he won, you lost.
i'm gonna marry bubu
>>154946419
>falling for the act
worse than sheeverposters desu
>>154946109
Aui2000
yes/no/kys
>>154946419
I want to see a full body pic of her (clothed is fine). She seems a bit too pretty and normal to be streaming Dota the whole day. Wonder if that's just life in rural Norway or some shit that pretty girls are lonely enough to play video games.
>>154946530
honestly wish alliance would boot this fucking faggot
>>154946568
>going to a lane with 1 regen
the 3k starter pack i see
Who would you rather have gulag?
Aui or Bulba
>>154946739
>aui carry
>bulba anything
Fixed it for you. Support aui is or was actually quite good
>>154943996
>day 3
is this some combo reveal with the eg day1-2 ?
>>154946419
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKGtCEngWi0/?taken-by=justbububu&hl=en
just fuck my shit up
I WANT PUGNA BUFFS
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>Bulba
>Cheque assassin
>use quickcast
>suddenly I can win games with tinker
what other teams havent announced their rosters yet? complexity (rofl) and who else
any notable free agents?
>>154946864
its commonly known that bubu is an autistic weeb who collects anime body pillows
>>154946709
t. 3k shitter
EVIAN BOTTLE
>>154947026
I think every relevant Tier 1 player is set. Complexity is missing, as you said, but yeah.
>>154946739
>>154946739
If it's Aui carry then fucking Bulba and that says something
If Aui on support then him with his mouth duct taped so he can't whine all game
Bulba is only getting picked up because he seems kinda likeable and poeple know what they can expect
then you have random pubstars who might falter on LAN
and then theres known toxic players like Mason & Co that no one wants in their team
this last list is getting longer faster than new additions to viable players
Hey Miracle! How many LANs are we winning together?
is attacker playing in any team or not?
How did I not realize it before?
I'd been stuck in mid-2k for a year, until I decided to spam Axe. He can go in any lane, he can jungle, he farms easily, and he gets kills. He also counters most pub cancer. I climbed to 4k with a 90% winrate.
GOT ME A CHEQUE I GOT A CHEQUE
YEAH I DONE GOT ME A CHEQUE I GOT A CHEQUE (SHEEEEESH)
>>154947175
Why can't Mason, Ritsu & co make their own stack and beat the bulbers and other shitters to make themselves tier 1?
>>154947224
no he said he doenst want to aka he only got offers from shit teams like alliance or whatever else tier3 team there is
>>154947205
Why does that white man have a paki/poo head?
>yfw Kaipi is actually the strongest team right now
>fucking retarded peruvians always fucking pick naix
what south american psychopath started this meta. he is literally underpowered
and if there is an SB it is always his steam friend that is just as useless
>>154945581
>Unironically saying skadi is bad on her
>"Pray that you remove their single hero"
You're aware Lina is still played at 6-7k mmr correct? She's not a bad hero merely because you think she is. And have you seen the way people build her in those brackets? They do get skadi. I see the problem, you have no clue what you're saying. You're just upset because you got out of a bad game with a Lina. Well go cry more and keep your low tier scrub opinions to yourself and fuck off.
>Literally ignoring the free moonshard she gets from her passive
You're an absolute fucking moron man. The fact that you think Lina is a gamble when it comes to obliterating people tells me just how awful you actually are. Stop giving bad advice to people and stay in sub 3k where you belong.
>>154947287
no capable captain around for making good drafts and leading ingame
once any one of those plebs steps up to the challenge and fails, the other 4 will lose respect and want to change things up - it all falls apart
>>154947327
>Kaipi.FluffnStuff
>strongest
>>154947381
please show me the 7k games where lina goes daedalus skadi rofl lmao
i stopped reading after that btw
>>154947308
Attacker has a relatively popular stream, you don't go to alliance unless you're desperate because you know you're just a placeholder until akke/bulldog come out of retirement and s4 leaves OG and rejoins...
>>154947327
what is Kaipi's official roster anyway since they dont have Peeleedee?
>>154947327
Yeah in blowing up buildings maybe
>>154947376
I think it's because he has that free bkb ability they automatically think he's good despite that fact that any ranged carry can just kill him.
DOTA IS SHIT , PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOTS.
>>154947492
Fluff for PLD. So Sing, Bamboe, Bone, Fluff, Coon.
>>154943924
>there is no such thing as semi carry
>there is no such things as "1" or "2"
gOD YOUA ARE BAD AT Ddota
>>154947287
it doesnt matter how good cores are if the supporst are shit and there is no good captain
thats the story of peru for example, they have crazy amounts of mid kids that can outlane eveyrone but not a single good captain since pubs dont breed those they breed mid kids
bulba is genius
he literally memed himself into tier 1 teams and gets paid for it
>>154947543
It's funwhen you play with friends
>>154947472
you cant lose if the other team is dead
>>154947637
So is league.
NEXT.
>fucking SEAcret with sea monkeys and gooks
>ppd out of EG, fear retires
>OG.s4 + OG.literally who
>liquid motherfucking bulba, liquid.miracle
Pretty much the craziest reshuffle in the history of dota.
>>154947637
Even lighting firecrackers in your ass is fun with friends though
>>154947637
Eating a plate of shit is fun with friends
>>154947646
actually you can if megacreeps overrun your base
>>154947514
and of course the bkb effect only makes things worse because you can't spell support him in a fight
it's literally the most peruvian hero in dota, he's only good if there ONLY right click heroes on both teams
>come back from gym
>new liquid
>mc, kuro, MIRACLE AND FUCKING MATU ON THE SAME TEAM
>bulba
>BULBA
>FUCKING BULBAAA
Oh god, why did they let this happen? Do they enjoy losing?
>>154947543
DOTARDS CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THEIR GAME.
AHAHAHAHAH ASSFAGGOTS.
>liquid managers name is Mohamed
?
>miracle left OG to play with B U L B A
what was he thinking?
>>154947881
It's...........a culturally enriching experience......yeah. let's go with that
So who is actually the strongest western team now?
>EG with RTC
>Liquid with bulba thouhg
>OG still has h0neylans
>SEAcret
>DC with mememeander
>Kaipi.FLUFFNSTUFF
>Alliance still has Cuckda
>NP with fucking Aui carry and EE mid holy shit
Is it just me or does every single team look like garbage?
>>154947809
it's just a patch, after next major
cl1t -> liquid
bulba -> eg
rtz - > secret
aui -> eg
>>154947881
Even we're willing to admit that the vast majority of ASSFAGGOTS games are awful. Dota is the exception because it doesn't pander to casuals.
>>154947912
bulba is better than h0neylans n0ti
>>154947972
So is any other activity.
YET TO PROVE WHY DOTA ISN'T SHIT.
>>154947912
>miracle joined fucking notail instead of puppey and the star studded secret
-everyone else last year
never doubt the autist
>>154947990
probably secret no joke
>>154944397
lfamo, literally swecuck rejects - the team
>>154947543
We don't use autistic waifu bait like Janna or Ahri, yes, windranger a qt, but she's a modest qt. Not a massive fucking slut that fights in her underwear
>>154948000
Dota is just as shit as the others thanks to its community, but the esports are god-tier
>>154947972
stop replying to that triggered lolbub
>>154947543
life is worse
>>154948064
Do you seriously doubt miracle would do better on Secret? Even with the obnoxious w33 and personal issues they managed 2nd place and 1st place. And if it was miracle they would've stayed together.
>In addition to this we're thrilled to announce that Joakim "Akke" Akterhall and Henrik "AdmiralBulldog" Ahnberg will stay in the Alliance family and continue to represent the Alliance brand while not being an active part of the Dota roster
RIP handsken & jonassomfan
>>154948000
HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING THE GAME ANON?
Invos go cold snap forge spirit and auto attack.
morphs can just press d when in danger and live.
Literally every hero is tiny now, blink use spells, enemy dead because he couldn't react.
SO WHY ISN'T IT SHIT?
>>154947990
Mason + Ritsu stack will anally ravage all these pathetic cuck teams and win TI7
>>154947990
EG - 3rd place - got worse
Secret - last place - got better they might try to break top8
Liquid - dogshit place - got better might be top4
OG - dogshit place - got worse
DC - 2nd place - got better the last hope against the chink menace
NoProfit - no comment
Alliance - no comment
Now that the new rosters are complete , who won the JUST award?
Tie between Liquid and EG?
>>154947990
desu now that Secret has literal zero chokers (EE, RTZ) they might not actually lose
>>154948104
having cute characters makes the game bad now?
alright buddy, yet another great argument assfaggot.
>>154948145
it's not, you just don't know what to do with it.
>kaipi is the best EU team right now
in thecoon we trust
in bamboe we must
>>154948170
bulldog is such a lazy cuck piece of shit
how about you stop sitting on your ass and go join a real team you FAT FUCK
>>154948124
Not even gonna pretend the community isn't shit, but that applies to most Valve games.
>>154948179
It's not like IF can dictate the meta game. I have yet to see Peruvians manage to exploit Meepo or Chen.
>blink use spells, enemy dead because he couldn't react.
git gud
>>154948104
>no slutty hero
>>154948169
This is not how team chemistry works. Remember Universe when he was on Secret? Yeah, the best offlaner in the world according to like 80% of community turned into a Bulba impersonator. We really don't know how everything would've turned out if he joined secret nor we will ever do
>>154948306
He probably makes more money from retards paying for a robot to read memes out on stream than playing pro dota
>>154948306
instead of getting loads of easy money by sitting in front of a cam? lol
>>154948251
EG has Arteezy, the original JUST
>>154948294
>Janna
>anything but a whore
okay
>>154948371
at least TA wears clothing beyond a washcloth
>>154948306
he cannot join any real team because then his reputation would get destroyed
he looked good in alliance beuycase they played around him so he gets farm
if some team got bulldog and were thinking he can just play normal offlane they would be surprised and kick him super fast, and thats how oyu get blacklisted in the scene just like Black did, no western team will eveyr pick Black up because of shit he did 4 years ago lmao
Ok, so it looks like there are no teams worthy of cheering for this season. So which team are you rooting against?
what's the next big step in his career ?
What team is h0neyLANs on right now?
>>154948364
i'm sorry, i didn't catch any pros for dota, why isn't dota shit again?IT FUCKING IS.
>>154948251
Liquid is going tocrush (((EG))) every time they meet
new EG is literally captained by RTZ LFAMO, gl with that mutiny
>reddit wants to ban a player because he didn't play his lp games in a "fair" way
nice poomunity lmfao
>>154948549
OG duuh
>>154948306
Here's a little secret - nobody wants him.
Based purely on their lineups:
EG* > Secret > TL > OG
* Depends on Cr1t's captaining skills, but keep in mind he has Fear to assist as a coach
>>154948602
If you can't counter simplistic tactics, you are just bad, anon. Sorry.
>>154948371
>no slutty hero
>>154948464
>clothing beyond a washcloth
How horrifying
>>154948585
Steal hundreds.
>>154948692
the only counter to that are wards. and wards in 4k are hard to come by FOR SOME FUCKING REASON.
>>154948371
>no yuri hero
Just kill me now
>people from LoL jumping to Dota slowly but steadily (& Overwatch)
>last inhabitants of HoN jumping to dota (including casters)
>Heroes of the Swarm barely any players
>things like Parangon or Strife dead on arrival
What a time to be alive.
>>154948618
>strawmanning this hard
They want to ban him because he's a complete degenerate in pubs and a known MMR abuser/server crasher basically just like everyone else in the russkie community. Of course he isn't getting banned, you might as well ban the entire fucking region
>>154948789
>Dota still full of cheating Russians and Peruvians shitting up all the servers
>>154948694
all dota girls are pure and innocent
fuck off eurocuck
>>154948681
Fear can't help him when they're in the booth
Sumail, Universe and Zai don't talk ingame
so then you have Ar"teamdestroy"eezy and Cr1t
is Cr1t going to be the rock? 1 austistic timid dane that can barely speak english?
losing Fear and PPD is actually so fucking massive,
>>154948789
>people from LoL jumping to Dota
Can you name one?or two
>>154948747
Then plant them yourself. I am in literal idiot tier and I still make the rounds as support. It is a minute effort for the schadenfreude of a decisive teamfight.
The only thing I don't usually buy is dust becauseI play a lot of OM and I can just buy a gem and multicast fireblast an invis hero for ultrakeks
>wake up
Bubla Tgouh?
>>154949016
one or two millions? sure, check here https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/search?q=FROM+LOL&restrict_sr=on
or whatever forum of your liking
>>154948975
>Fear can't help him when they're in the booth
I think they should let coaches and 1 analyst into the booth during the draft, and leave when it's finished. It lets the coaches give the team a game plan and shit before they leave, while not majorly influencing the game by shot calling in real time.
>>154949207
>switch to new
>not a single "i came from lol" post in half a month
?
>d2g constantly saying "the only constant is you"
>everytime rtc joins a team they play like shit
>"n-no, he's not the problem!!!"
really makes you think
>>154949016
>>154949393
I can name a pro, pob switched to dota like half a year ago or so
When I hit 20. Should I immediately start ranked or should I wait until I get out of the normal skill bracket in unranked?
wait wait
on what team is our guy BSJ on then?
CHARLIE DEFENSE FORCE INBOUND
How long does a replay usually take to generate now? I've been waiting for over an hour
>>154949486
>pob
literally know pobleter, who plays dota in his offtime but literally plays in LCS
are you thinking of link? He always played dota, even said on twitter that he thought dota was the better / harder game when he was still playing league
>>154949425
Arteezy is obviously the problem. He can't let go of playing a pos 1 mid which forces every team he joins into an awkward position
>>154949589
do you want to be 3.0k?
do it right away
you dont?
dont do it
i did it and i regretted it becuse i had to grind so fucking hard to get out later on if i waited i could calibrate 4+ just like i did with party mmr that i did like 11 months later
it depends on your personality, for some seeing numbers might be motivation they should do it, for others its just painful
>>154949628
lets fuck this faggy chink up real gud fellow NEETs!
>>154949650
No, i mean pob, he doesnt play in lcs anymore i believe, he even had a semi-pro team to qualify for ti but nothing came out of it. I could be wrong if he plays in lcs or not tho
>>154945313
>yap
>era
>syn
>khezu
Watching escape play is pure comedy. Shame they'll forever be tier 2.
>>154949628
god i can't stand this guy
literally the antithesis of good analysis
"DON'T CRITICISE PROS UNLESS YOU ARE OWN OR IN THEIR CIRCLE!!!"
"PRO'S ARE ANGLES THAT HAVE TO BE TREATED LIKE GODS!! THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG!"
he's so fucking braindead jesus christ
>>154949628
>been the worst player on every team he's been in and dragged them down every time
>done this for several years now
>only gets picked into teams because he's the last guy without a one
>probably has some mad connections or dirt on some of the players
Gee whiz why's everyone so hateful on BULBA
>>154949628
HE WORKS HARD AND DOES A LOT BEHIND THE SCENES WHO CARES ABOUT THE FACT HE HAS NO GOOD RESULTS AS A PLAYER HE'S A GOOD BOY
>>154949786
When you've made a career of sucking pro dick you pretty much have to tell yourself that they deserve it
>>154949751
Well, when you put it like that. I guess I'd rather wait. Back to unranked I go
reminder Liquid had to use 2011 clips of bulba in the hype video becuase thats the last time he did anything of note
I though liquid.bulba was just a meme
wtf kuro
so it's confirmed now that kaipi is the only likable team but they won't qualify for anything. ded gaem
>>154949947
They used it because it's a giant meme
>>154950031
who actually is supposed to stop them?
there's no Puppey or PPD to save you now Arteezy
I will PERSONALLY throw you into the ash heap of history
>>154949425
ah yes winning 2k pub games is the same exact thing as professional games.
Besides this "rtz is a failure" meme is just wrong. Despite being on so many "failed" teams he's still manage to earn more prize money than most players.
Why don't we actually look at the real shit players in the scene? What is the obsession with arteezy?
>>154950134
bone7
bambo
singsing
they dont need stopping they do it to themselves
Reminder that in order for Lina to be in any way viable her ult would have to be turned into this
>>154950170
because RTZ isn't just another pro player, people act like he the Michael Jordan of Dota, when he clearly is not
I bet there are still people that think RTZ is better than Sumail, that's how fucking stupid people are
>>154950170
no one says how amazing cwm is
every reddit says how amazing rtz is
thats the difference
>>154949809
>>been the worst player on every team he's been in and dragged them down every time
He was better than Aui when both of them were on EG last time
>>154950170
Because he's overrated both by himself and by large segments of the fanbase. Relative to what is, or rather, was expected of RTZ he's definitely a failure
>>154950348
I mean burning never won a TI and is still considered to be one of the greatest players
>>154950331
watch cmw or bone7 shop for items when they are tryharding is so mesmerising. I wish there was a good way to train using the shop hotkeys.
>>154950468
He shouldn't be. He's a better Black
>>154950468
dendi won TI1 and is considered one of the best players
honestly dendi is far more overrated trash compared to arteezy
>>154950348
I can smell your body odor from here
>>154950468
8 years of consistency will give you that
>>154950646
64. China BurNIng Xu, Zhilei $533,061.92 | Dota 2 $503,699.86 94.49%
30. Canada Arteezy Artour Babaev $866,175.61 | Dota 2 $866,175.61 100.00%
consistently being shit
>>154950552
I don't think people rate Dendi that highly, outside of obvious comfort pick heroes. It's most people reminiscing his great plays back then. Dendi is just a likeable guy and is pivotal part of the history of dota's 2 pro scene.
>>154950741
>money = consistency
>ignoring how many lan wins each player has
you know how you could make a lot of money? Enrolling yourself into an autism treatment camp
>>154950741
>relic of the past made almost the same money as the prodigy of dota2
you just proved your point
no, no one thinks of burning as the best carry in the world ever since ti4 thats 2 years and ever since then burning was literally in the dumpster rtz got plenty of time to skyrocket but welp hes just rtz not sumail or anyone actually good
>>154950741
This doesn't include salary. You are legit retarded or baiting.
Why is this allowed?
>>154944397
still no just edit for the fifth player
>>154950909
>honeypot wins matter
come on senpai, you're not saying a team that wins some chinese fucking lan is on the same tier as someone who wins TI are you?
>>154950934
Oh so if a player gets more salary he's better? Prize Money is earned while salary is negotiated, you can't really argue that just because burning was paid more by his chinese orgs (because he's popular) means he was a consistent player
Our guys
I kinda don't get why Jerax left liquid. I'm sure miracles joining was atleast in the picture when he left the team. With herax liquid would have been the number one contenter in paper
>>154951170
I'm sure he's a great guy and all but he never wins shit as a player, why can't anyone in "the scene" understand that's why people are saying Liquid are fucked now?
How do you go from this...
Actual retarded confirmed. Go out in the real world.
>>154951170
>trigerring both d2g and reddit
truly our guys
>>154944183
>To get a Bulba clip they had to go all the way back to that old Rosh spot
>>154951391
to this
>>154950801
People that don't care about pros tho have all heard of Dendi and RTZ and they think they are just the shit too.
>>154951141
>come on senpai, you're not saying a team that wins some chinese fucking lan is on the same tier as someone who wins TI are you?
>le ebin honeypt meme xDxD
>le ti is just worth ONE BILLION DOLLARIDOOS SO IF YOU WIN TI YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY THE GREATEST TEAM TO HAVE EVER EXISTED I AM A DOTA PLAYER THIS IS HOW I ANALYSE
this literally has nothing to do with the argument anyway, we are talking about two players that have never won a ti jesus Christ stay on track autismo
>>154951560
>tfw Spirit is immortal
>>154951895
Here I'll make it simple for you
There is one player who wins five tournaments
His total earnings are 10k
There is one player who doesn't even win tournaments but places high
His total earnings are 100k
Now tell me, based on this information which is a better player?
>>154947205
>>154947263
>>154947912
>>154949190
>>154949754
>>154949786
>>154949809
>>154949829
>>154949947
>>154949949
y'all are gonna look so stupid when clockwork becomes a topp pick next patch
>>154952178
The guy who smurfed in UGC to win 10 tournaments and has $0 winnings
>>154952195
lol i wish i was wearing a chastity cage while she was doing that haha
>>154952195
>support clockwerk
>>154952178
Player? 5 time winner.
Maybe if you competed in something you would understand.
>>154952483
Hey guys I won ten of my local dota lans
That probably means I've won more lans than arteezy, when can I sign up to EG?
>>154952440
lol it would be so funny if she only let you cum from milking your prostate haha
>>154949425
>d2g constantly saying "the only constant is you"
>pro player playing morphling for the 20th game in a row lost 500lp this week against 5k shitters
>no good streams
>Those new rosters
wew I can already predict who will be kicked after the next major.
>>154953231
I'm watching Waga and just laughing how shit he is
>>154953195
losing as morph, ever.who is it
I don't care about what y'all think. I am, for one, excited to see the new SEAcret line up in action. When the fuck are they playing tho, I am having withdrawals symptoms from not watching top tier dota for a while.
when is the king of monkeys coming out hello
>>154953891
>Pick ancient apparition
>Laugh at morphling
>>154953271
>animay trash thinks it knows something about anything
rofl
>cr1t in the same team as rtz
why would he do that to himself
>>154954173
I wonder if PPD quit because EG's organization wanted RTZ back
>>154954153
Don't lump me in with those degenerates.
>>154954269
you are those degenerates
>>154954304
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
how are esports team's logos so fucking bad?
alliance is shit and was still bad before
OG has a shit logo
EG is a shit logo
Vici is fucking shit
fnatic is the worst fucking logo ive ever seen in any medium or any context
Ehome is awful
virtus throw has a terrible logo
secret's is bad but tolerable
these fuckers are literally getting paid millions and they cant hire a single decent graphic artist?
whats wrong with these autists? who thinks any of these logos look good?
omg why is there so much anime wtf happened to d2g
>get the best mid in the world
>but have to take bulba in your team
Is Satan involved in Dota?
>>154954685
>best mid in the world
sumail is on EG
>>154954730
You still stuck in 2015?
>Liquid.Bulba
>>154954685
>have cr1t and zai on your team
>but also have rtz
makes you wonder
>>154954730
>jihad kid
>best mid
>>154954267
how do you redditors still not understand that eg kicked ppd because rtc hates him
>>154954685
Who else was free or would have defected?
>you will never be deflowered by Davion
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/3c/DK_drag_attack_10.mp3
>>154954685
Bulba was picked so he and feet_control counteract Matumbaman and Miracle's alphaness.
Someone post that webm you know which one
>>154954173
crit and rtz are good friends
@154952593
again you're a retard
MoonMeander Ā· @MoonMeanderated
16th Sep 2016 from TwitLonger
Plebs on reddit telling me, always in the twitch chat Bulba ain't about this, Bulba ain't about that. Bulba don't be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all redditors ain't know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Bulba ain't no hitta Bulba ain't this Bulba a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don't play with that Bulba. Y'all know that Bulba clockwerk TI4. Firing rockets at the chinese and shit, Bulba been playing dota since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them bulbuls savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking shit about Bulba I'm fucking reporting their ass! I'm not fucking playing no more. You know those bulbuls roll with RTZ and the boys.
>>154955290
Why's he talking like a nigger? I thought Asians hate niggers?
>>154955290
>>154949628
why does everyone defend Bulba so much but no one defends EE?
>load in
>south american with auto detect mic blasting mariachi music
YOU
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
god damn time to dodge
>>154955439
because EE is an easy target
you know like that short fat kid at school that got bullied by everyone
>>154955439
>defending people who dropped Nichijou
kys cumiko , Nichijou > Shittama
>>154955439
This is why
>>154955709
>>154955709
All of those animes are legit 10/10s though. You aren't making a case against Envy with that picture.
Post his dropped animes insteadlike nichijou
Waga got 2x the viewers than PPD.
Is he still viewbotting like mad or are people actually watching him now?
>>154956006
well i personally watch him muted with music just to enjoy him being shit and losing matches while there's nothing else to watch
>>154955709
Fuck tora dora , Ami should've won instead of that femlet Taiga reeeeeeeeeee
Esports fags on suicide watch
now leave this general for game connoisseurs.
>>154956006
PPD never has any viewers desu
>>154955709
>steinsgate isn't a 10
It's a straight up 10 in terms of art to be quite honest
>lose 6 out of 7 games today
>want to keep playing
When will I learn?
>>154955978
>CG ever more than 5/10
>Erin is good but at max 8/10
>VN shit ever 10/10...
>Generic harem series ever deserving 10/10
>memegates....
And most of the animes are basically "Hot animes of the seasons shit" he's putting on 10/10 on. These are animes that will be forgotten within 5years due to them being so generic.
>tfw the more i play kunkka the more i enjoy him, support or core
>tfw when i play support i learn more about how to play core
>tfw kunkka is funand broken
>>154956006
>PPD
>relevant
Amerisharts never learn
vulvasaur...
>>154956285
yeah if you just ignore the shit harem plot pretending to be scifi and shit characters and shit tranny filler then yeah it's a 10 mhmm
>>154956908
>broken
His combo takes actual skill to land though, especially when the fight isn't on your terms.
>>154957421
>talking shit about S;G
maybe you're the newfag
>Bulba joins DC
>Everyone laughs at DC
>Pro players defend Bulba
>DC is shit
>Bulba joins EG
>Everyone laughs at EG
>Pro players defend Bulba
>EG is shit
>Bulba joins Secret
>Everyone laughs at Secret
>Pro players defend Bulba
>Secret is shit
gee i wonder what will happen with liquid
but TI3 though XD
>>154955290
wew
>>154957421
>talking shit about Luka
>get that awful 3 stack that does retarded shit.
yeah real funny m8 see you at FUC YOU
>>154957421
>shit harem plot
Opinion (you are a minority)
>pretending to be scifi
You're bizarre definition of scifi
>>154957432
>playing support kunkka
>lagging like fucking ass
>500 ping
>trying my best still
>still manage to land 75% of my spells
>land a three man boat multiple times
>still lose
fuck he's so fun.
>bubba finds another team while ppd is demoted to business manager
>Gold 1 in League
>1.8k mmr in Dota
WTF I thought League was the more mechanically demanding game. How am I not at least 3k?
>>154957432
Lol please, its easy to land no matter what. And in really big team fights its not that crutial to land the ship, the rum debuff is far more important
>>154958318
I keep seeing this demoted shit. PPD has never considered e-sports as a long term career choice. Literally every interview he talks about how it's important for him to plan for the future. He got a really good job in a market with huge growth and he is basically going to get the corp Amazon package. It's a dream job if he likes it.
>>154958149
That's true. The secret to doto is finding the balance between fun and useful. It's why Shadow Shaman is still a pubstomp support even though he's so rare in pro games.
Low MMR Pugna is also the best shit ever. Buy Aghs, win while spamming "succ" jokes in chat, build into Heart, play TF2 Medic.
>>154958326
Jumping around with 10 billion escape mechanisms isn't exactly "mechanically demanding", watch your positioning better, kill yourself
I don't get the pro Dota scene. Bulba has legit been awful for 2 years and they keep defending him. I get that he's probably a chill guy, totally cool or even has great theory of the game but that guy just can't compete at a high level and every pro player just sucks his dick the instant people question the choice. I'm sure there are better players to fill Bulba's role that were free and then they can just put Bulba as the coach to make sure the guy isn't literally homeless.
>>154958326
>sub 2k
Hwo does it feel to know that brand new players start out at 3k?
>>154958587
>wake up
>no ee-sami stream
>no artour babaev stream
>forsen is streaming WoW
should i just kill myself ?
>>154958458
Relatively speaking, they are a lot more awkward to use than other spells.
>>154958731
Needs dick otherwise 7/10
>>154958796
Watch gunnermaniac3.
>>154957483
The sad thing is since he plays support he might actually get carried to a couple of Lan wins.
Then he's set for 2 more years.
>>154958989
im not autistic
>>154943085
>aghs
>paying 4200 gold for 33% more damage on your shitty nuke.
>>154959058
I'm 5.2k MMR without spamming OP heroes.
>>154958731
Pugna is cute! CUTE!
>people haven't been this triggered about a pokemon since july
>>154945570
Here we go again. Making no sense whatsoever
>>154958931
Maybe they are 'akward' to use, but its easy to use them once you get used to them, which takes like one game tops
In a very general sense, what needs to be done with this hero?
>tfw semiNEET
>>154959374
Wait what happened?
news flash
storm spirit is still a fucking broken piece of shit
>""""team"""" takes all core positions
>I create the illusion of a core position in the jungle for myself with iron talon
>my teammates all lose the lanes they wanted so badly
>game ends before 19 minutes from le deathball draft in solo ranked
The wall honestly cannot come soon enough.
>>154945570
The animosity shown for people you don't even know is just so WOW. Cool down!
>>154959541
he has a 54% win rate in every bracket
literally nothing
>>154959541
something in relation to subvocalization
Why is epicenter put on cooldown if you cancel the channeling but requiem of souls isnt?
>>154958704
So what does that make every sub 3k player?
>>154959730
What's up with the quotes around team?
>>154960002
Because Requiem of Souls isn't a channeled spell, it just has a long cast animation you retarded puppey poster.
>>154960002
requiem isnt a channel it just has a huge cast point
you can do the same with reverse polarity to fake people out
same with furion teleport which is why you can stun him out of it and it is still off cooldown
>>154960024
There's no "team" in Dota 2, mere hurdles.
>>154959852
You literally CAN NOT look at arcane curse and not see anything wrong.
>Pick techies
>The entire enemy team leave at 5 minutes
>Ruined the game for 9 people
Does anyone want Battlerite Beta keys
>>154960337
Want a beta key for this?
*unzips dick*
LMAO WHO /CRACKED THE SYSTEM/ HERE?
>drop from 4.9k to 4.6k
>super shit mouthbreathing teammates
>15 reports every time
>muted
>games get worse and worse
>i legit thought i was on my way to 3k shadowpool
>decide to experiment
>mute allchat so i dont flame and get reported
>if we won type "wp team commending everyone"
>retards actually commend me back
>suddenly i get way way better teammates that speak english and tryhard super hard
GBP are actually more important than skill
all the way up familia
-Land mines do more damage to buildings.
-Stasis Traps cost less mana.
-Suicide Attack deals pure damage.
And then some nerfs somewhere to offset this. I was thinking something to prevent land mine killstacks. The main thing is, if he's actually capably of pushing and stunning, then he is objectively less of a useless piece of shit. Maybe even change the delays on stasis trap so that a euls combo can catch somebody with one if techies has a blink dagger.
>>154960504
no that's just the forced 50 kicking in
I had 9970 behavior score and get shitty peruvians all the time
BULBA THOUGH :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>8 losses in one day
Did I deserve it? I'm not even tilting.
>it's a 4 carry vs 4 support lineup and despite raping every teamfight pre-30 minutes my fucktard team refuses to push until 50 minutes episode
The trench never ends. Glad I hit 5k just to deal with the same old shit.
That noxvillw guy just said he knew someone who blowed bulldog but he blocked her on twitter
Who is he talking about doturds?
what the fuck is this roaming pa meme
ive seen it so much recently
did le singsing or some epic streamer make le meme?
the worst part is that it actually seemed to work
>>154961427
It's been a meme for a few months now m'dude
>>154945570
Why are you mixing oranges with apples dude?
kitty :3
>offlane in 3k
>half the time safelane doesnt have a support just a jungling axe
>not sure if i'm legitimately winning these games or if i'm just getting memed
>>154960692
>lying to preserve his bubble
how typical
There should definitely be more heroes that are cute girls in dota.
I'm not saying that they have to make up half of the hero roster, but it should definitely be greater than 0.
>>154961791
Poor Artour will never a win an important LAN
>>154961810
it's true though
I lost like 2000 behavior score bceasue I made a bind that spammed chat asking why they queue for english on US west when they dont speak english and got reported like 12 times
>can't win the game alone
>can completely throw away the game alone
explain
Underlord aghs:
>Underlord's Atrophy Aura is now projected from all allied heroes on the map.
Grant Harris @GranDGranT 36m36 minutes ago
I will be playing in the @northernarena Open Quals tomorrow with @KorokDota @ritsudota @bleekdota and @Pandaegodota For Fun. Will stream it
failed as a caster now its time to enter the pro scene as a deadweight support
Our guy EE is streaming
>Return now blocks damage equal to half the damage (8/9/10/11 + 15%/22.5%/30%/37.5% of centaurs STR)
fixed?
>>154962376
who
>>154962070
you mean
>extra damage is an aura.
>>154954492
What's wrong with Secret? How about providing logos that you think are good?
VP logo is great as well.
>>154962459
The Baffler
lmao i just laned against centaur with morph
couldnt click him becuase stove and im at 400 max hp
his nuke took 3/4th of my hp
amazing stun too
how is that hero balanced?
>>154947990NA'VI
>>154962818
He can be bullied from lane by almost any support in the game, level 1 return is nothing.
>>154960680
Techies' current design is just shit in general. Land Mines still have a lot of potential, but the little pricks' skill set is so limited that he can't really bring this potential out.
This is because Stasis Traps are borderline useless. Just tack on a new benefit to using them.
>>154960680
This is how you fix techies
>Land mine damage from 150/190/225/260 to 300/380/450/520
>Land mine collision size from 8 to 24 (Makes stacking them more difficult)
FIXED
>>154962818
do you not have any supports on your team?
>>154962915
my support just walked away to other lanes becuase we couldnt do anything against him
Techies hasn't been in patch notes for more than a year.
lulk
>>154960680
>>154962932
what if stasis traps burned mana (without dealing damage)?
>>154962992
>throw your nukes to him
>right click him away
??? what is hard
what are we watching?
>>154963168
we tried that when he was lvl3
his nuke killed me then he ran away
was back with tranquils and the lane was over for me
it got little better when i hit 6 at least i could farm with his replicate
maybe im just retarded and stay on too low hp but that is just how i play morph
>>154963179
porn
>>154963074
That's actually an interesting idea. Would be great for fucking with int heroes.
>>154963179
this anime about bizzare adventures
>>154963332
why was he lvl 3 when you first tried to zone him jesus christ
>Cast Acid Spray
>Get FREE cs and win your lane instantly
>Enemy harasses you
>Pop ulti and get a FREE heart
How do you even counter Alchemist? He's so unbalanced.
>>154962932
>>154963074
New Aghs skill
Suicide attack does way more damage andstuns you for four seconds instead of killing you
>>154960089
>>154960059
he didn't mean that you shitlords
he's saying why should epicenter be channeled instead of a simple 2s cast
it's the buff crixalis needs
>>154963616
How is thata suicide? that makes me unable to scream Allahu Akubar when i use it
>>154963616
But how do I deny after getting the scpeter?
>>154963539
becuase im a morph with lvl1 morph ability i dont actually do anything
and my support was wd aka he doesnt do anything either really
we tried clicking him but stove so that didnt work
then i waved on him once or something he wasnt full hp then we went on him and the lane was lost
>>154964000
WD+Morph should absolutely be able to zone out a fucking CW at level 1
You bought right click very hard at level 1
is EG the 90's Chicago Bulls of dota?
what's up 'lag
how we all feeling
ya'll ready to grow up from esports zealotry?
>>154964342
EG is like Lesnar of esports
tries to do the same shit twice knowing it will fail but hey at least redditors will buy merch so the paycheck is guaranteed
its literally rtz sumail universe again but this time without a captain, its gonna be sooo much better than the last time right?
>open envy stream
>don't understand a word he says
>he is speaking english
wev lads
>>154964702
i think he might be autistic
>>154963805
>>154963838
k, new idea: only kills you if you get a kill with it
>>154964730
>might
>>154964702
I thought he was canadian, why is his english so fucking bad
>watching EE
>>154964807
he has the 'tism
>>154964342
no?
they only had 1 season and it wasn't even a dominant season they just edged out the actual favourites in their 2 wins
>>154964807
>>154964702
he's just trying really hard not to go full weaboo with his vocal speech, so he ends up babbling
>>154965208
>CHOTTO MATTE
grant live in a few minutes senpai
>Literally and actually every single Slark I play against has an easy 15 minute SB into raping supports into victory
>Literally and actually every Slark on my team gets caught out nonstop despite being "Get out of jail free: The Hero" and we lose because he can't fight for shit
So this is just a thing now like the Law of Pudge then?
Did you guys know that morphling is literally immortal?
>>154965317
yes if you are in a shit bracket
>>154965317
At least pudge throws 50% of the time.
>>154965296
based our lad grant saving us from literally no streamers - the evening
>Senjougahara Hitagi
fucking faggot shit taste
>core dies in a 1v5 situation while none of his team is nearby
>"what the fuck where is team???"
>>154965716
foolish anime addicted NEET
>>154965317
enemy slark has enemy heroes helping him
your slark has you helping him
do you see the pattern here?
>>154965824
CAN HE RECOVER
>>154965470
He is so fucking annoying to counter, though. Pudge is pretty easy in this regard since he has basically no armor and his ult does magical damage for some nutty balance reason.
>>154965824
not him but the good slark on my team does literally all of the work too
usually I play support and when he's ganking everyone all I can really do is ward and wait for free MMR
>>154947175
What fucking wikihow article is this even from?
How do I stop being mentally challenged?
>mfw watching some guy have a meltdown in the post game chat
>>154966156
the do not fuck with dogs one
WHY CANT I DOWNLOAD ANY REPLAYS
FUCK THIS GAME
>>154965382
heh, knew you dotards couldn't defend this.
>>154966610
its a beta dude
why do you need replays for anyway you nerd just play the game
lol doesnt have replays dota doesnt need them too just a waste of money to keep them on servers
>>154947175
why the fuck does it have hooves on its back feet?
Why is it, though, that every 5 or so games I play, the replay is unavailable? It's pretty frustrating, because a lot of the time, when I have a good game, the replay fails to be created.
>>154966829
why would you watch replays you did good in you guys legit are on the spectrum
watching games oyu own wont make you any better
Guys, rate my American team:
A Swede, an Uzbek, an Indian, a Dane, and a Paki.
>>154967139
top2 na after NP
>>154967139
I can cheer for that F.am
USA USA USAU SAU SUA SUASUASUAUA USAUSAU
>blowing your noise right into the mic
what is wrong with EE
can someone post when grant is casting pubs
>>154940605
>beyond redemption if you don't lose your temper at a videogame
dough tard too jee everyone
>>154967074
>what is jerking off
>>154966156
YOU'RE A BUSTA
>EE is literally old now
>he still plays Japanese music on his stream
our guy BSJ about to boost a 2k account
PSG you better watch that
Well yea Bulba is playing pos 4 it's whatever, just follow Kky and throw your spells when Kky tells you to who cares lmoa
Miracle though
make me a hero, d2g
>>154967495
Brian is LITERALLY our guy
>>154968132
This hero is blind, he has 100u vision and the only vision he gets is from creeps, his teammates, an untargettable pet he invokes and that is a non ultimate
His ultimate gives him 5 seconds of complete map vision 90/80/70 second cooldown
>>154968132
Something with resets
Like Katarina or Kha''Zix
>>154933167
>Fall off in the mid game
Along with viper and bane,
Dirge can win lanes but lose the game.
>not speaking verse in current year
>>154962070
It would be shit because Underlord loves to teamfight anyways
i would do something like reduce ult CD and can now target heroes.
is Pugnard a girl?
>>154968132
some hero that lies and covers up the history
the first president was black yall
>>154962070
Decreases cooldown and allows Dark Rift to target any point on the map
>>154962316
>@KorokDota
>>154968836
i wonder how jacked Korok got in jail holy shit all that time and only lifting to kill it
maybe he got some sick tats too, like teardrops or whatever
shame he has no team
>envy just watching as his team dies
"""new blood""" my ass.
fuck bulbo
who /OG and EG/ here?
Ad finem for next ti champions.
>>154969303
>fuck NA
Are you a yuropoor?
>>154969303
>tfw have to cheer for Secret because they poached Forev
Envy is straight up delusional at this point
I think Secret winning shanghai lulled him into thinking he is good and he was the one who carried the team
>>154968620
>>154969303
>who /OG
>>>/r/dota2
How do I build Doom?
what happen to !Attacker ? i thought he will join a Tier1 team
>>154969546
?
na is fine, i just don't like bulba as a player on a tier 1 team. he's the very definition of meh.
>>154969550
secret is irrelevant now. el presidente has lost his touch since ti4.
>>154969571
NPWNL !!!
>>154969778
you draw a circled pentagram in ram's blood on a hardwood floor under a full moon, then place a fresh corpse in the center, and chant 'Satan come unto me' backwards while fucking the soon to be dark lord.
https://www.strawpoll.me/11239362
https://www.strawpoll.me/11239362
https://www.strawpoll.me/11239362
get your gulagian blah blah blah heard
>bsj abusing broken Pugna on his smurf
epic
I am breaking out of the trench but I don't feel like I am actually improving at game. It feels like my team is carrying me even when I go 12/0/12.
So many god damn morphlings and only aa cancels regen, I think we might want another hero that can at least reduce healing, like a single target spell without nuke component will be good enough since only aa can do anything. Also, when is patch approximately coming, I need it like I need crack, just think about all the mad man possibilities.
This EE game is actually so funny
>>154970139
as you climb enemies get better so you might feel like oyu arent
i actualyl thought i got worse at dota after climbing like 1k mmr
then i played some unranked games and realized that i really wasnt worse i just didint have infinite space the entire game etc thast why i didnt get 10+cs/min on every hero anymore but i could still do it against retards in unrakned easier than ever
>>154970215
ee's spell usage is complete trash
Is Bulba a sleeper agent?
D O T A R D S ???
why is d2g so full of semiNEETs
>>154970215
you gotta commend him for not giving up ever nowadays.
i remember watching him and he would just call gg at 10 minutes or break his items all the time.
he still makes clowny plays though, which is why i like watching him in the first place.
GUYS HOLY SHIT
what if it was Kuros plan all along?
what if he send Bulba to EG then Secret so that he learns the team from within, gets all their knowledge and playstyles and then returns to Kuro with that information
can anyone stop this iranian madman anymore?
This guy is on a significantly deduced list of known Ghost Revenant aliases, and is our prime suspect at this time.
>>154970789
now he has insider team knowledge from two teams that changed completely AND he has to play with Bulba
how is this a good thing
THis eg team looks like it has like 0 synergy lol it's like made up of like 3/4 misfits
SAY MY NAME
>>154961978
You know, I queue withportuguese/englishand have the same obnoxious Spanish spamming all the fucking game
>lose so many games to stupid shit you dont even get mad anymore it is just funny
feels good
Rate my team!
>1 EternalEnvy
>2 s4
>3 Ax.Mo
>4 Bulba
>5 synderen
Direct TI invite tier?
>>154971061
is this what cancer looks like?
>>154970640
LD lurks here goyim.
Whether he does it to spread his tendrils of Jewish control or because he's actually been our guy all along, /d2g/ may never know.
>>154971061
who will bald first in this team
>>154970719
being full neet is depressing as fuck.
making some cash and being able to pay for your own shit while having enough free time for vidya and the like is by far the better choice.
being a normie is out of the question, obviously.
also goddamn envy you're proving your shit taste once again.
no idea why this stupid series is so popular, I fell for it only to be baited into thinking it has any depth and isn't just generic harem crap.
based semiNEET bros
How is sheeber so much prettier than this girl?
This Bulba meme is fucking sickening, even Moonmemeander is defending him.
I absolutely cannot wait to see fucking Dudla demonstrate what true irrelevance in the offlane looks like.
>>154971615
he's playing support now lol.
remember jerax amazing earth spirit performances last season? yeah, we're not getting that this time. he will probably just play witch doctor lion cm or some shit rofl
>>154971615
>that chief keef rant
top kek
>>154971806
>He's playing support
That's even worse, I remember Bulba's fucking support, he mainly just played Skywrath Mage and he really was not great at making rotations.
Unless Kuroky plays position 4 Bulba won't last at all.
>>154971197
>no idea why this stupid series is so popular, I fell for it only to be baited into thinking it has any depth and isn't just generic harem crap.
unironically this
have no fucking clue why people like it
literally haremshit.
nisio cant write interesting stories to save his life
>>154971615
Bulba's a nice guy.
Why is everybody bullying him? Literally every pro player loves him and because of this you have retarded faggots like you who think it's cool to be contrarian and go "lol fuck bulba!"
bulba is a good player
t. bulbas friend
>>154972023
Being a nice guy doesn't make you a good player.
In the years since TI3 Bulba has barely improved as a player. In comparison to players who have improved by leaps and bounds like Cr1t, Matumbaman, Moonmeander, YapzOr, they've all surpassed him.
I'm a good player
t. Bulba
>>154972016
i tried to like it, i felt like it was literally 2deep5me. then i finished the series and realised it really has no substance and all that artsy crap is just show.
>>154972023
were not arguing that he's not a nice person, i'm fairly sure he's the kindest person in the scene. i hate watching him play though.
.
this games fucking dying
why are pros so fucking stupid and make these stupid teams? honestly I'm 100% sure I can make a better team
1. singsing (can lane swap)
2. loda
3. attacker (can lane swap)
4. wagamama (captain drafter)
5. bulldog
i dont even fucking understand why bulldog isn't just getting on a team just because its not alliance
>>154972361
>13.5 million players this month, more than ever.
>dying.
>>154972361
fuck off riot shill
>>154972294
>YapzOr
>>154972518
>>154972491
i got to 5k at the start of the year and never touched this garbage again
i hope you enjoy your infrequent major balance patches because you and reddit think its the "best patch ever!!!" giving nu-valve more excuses not to work
Our guy is streaming
/manuelferraraxxxtv
>>154972628
>because you and reddit think its the "best patch ever!!!"
>projecting this hard.
???? when did we say this?
>>154972605
YapzOr is legitimately a better player than Bulba on support.
I'd even hazard a guess that GH is a better lane support than Bulba and he's a Lebanese fucking nobody who used to play with YapzOr and Miracle- in Dota.
@154972491
>>>/vg/smite
>>154972786
no bulba is better
t. bulbas friend
>>154972796
>Rocket League is top 5 in steam for players
what
When are we getting back the old endgame chat?
Typing on post-game chat feels awkward.
GUYS when is the first showing of all those new teams? I CANNOT handle this I need to see them perform!!!
>>154973082
It's been there for like a year.
>>154971197
what show man?
>>154973123
>implying honeypot performance matters
>>154973082
steam is dying becuase valve is a shitty company
watch them try to push paid mods again
there is only so much shit people will put up with, paying for undone games then even valve allowing for dlcs for undone games are making steam die
>>154973082
It's fun you dumb kumiko
>>154973210
>steam is dying
haahah what gaming company is alive by your standards anon?
hentai games?
>>154972674
I actually though you were joking
and looking at his instagram he also a huge weeb
you learn something everyday
>>154973210
>steam is dying
what did he mean by this
>>154973082
I'm more curious about Football Manager 2016
Exactly how many normies have invaded my safespaceā¢
>>154973435
Can you believe there's people still probably mad about Half-Life 3.
>4chan is dying
>steam is dying
what else is there to satiate my autism? :^)
>>154973210
t. Riot shill
http://www.riftherald.com/2016/9/1/12750684/riot-games-esports-lcs-scandal
>>154973536
NEETs are dying
being replaced by the semiNEET master race
>>154973502
Coming out Christmas 2007.
we've got valvedrone cuck shills in this thread
>b-b-b-but the riot boogeyman
VALVE
DRONE
GAME
SHITTERS
Seriously guys what games are going to are going to replace dota (take note good esports and massive playerbase) now that steam is dying?
If you cant answer this you are a fraud and a shill
>>154973536
>steam is dying
Is it?
>tfw gf having sex with a black man because i support trump
>lost 1k mmr in a month
sigh...
atleast im high skill still...
>>154971197
>its a failed normie comes to the loser hangout because he gets bullied anywhere else episode
>>154973832
Nothing
good games aren't being made anymore. You can't make generic garbage throw money at it and make it work
Fucking finally valveshit is getting what they deserve
The cherry on top will be HL3 getting released and hated on
what do you think of this, dotards?
>>154973919
you're probably 10 times more normie than i ever was. nice projecting loser.
>>154973996
>Nothing
so we just shitpost now hehe
truly oldfags
>>154974035
dead
game
dead
thread
>>154974035
I think Riot's CEO is cracking, and may have to abandon ship if LoL esports continues this downward trend
>>154974261
>>154974261
MIGRATE WHEN DEAD
>>154974261
>>154974261
>>154974231
>downward trend
you want to talk about downward trends, their subreddit has lost 50%+ of it's traffic
>>154973536
>>154974319
3 MEMES EARLY MODS DELETE
>>154974330
the fuck am I looking at
>>154974330
>Overwatch
>Korean runes
dotards???
>>154974168
>Shitposting
but its the truth
you need a good game and its factually not going to be made
not a single good and i mean really good game has come out for at least 8+ years and counting
>>154974035
CSGOfags get drops from watching on twitch so they mass bot
Its so ridiculous that during an event where only people who assisted would get drops,
they even made an app to spoof cellphones GPS location or however that works to make it so the system thought they were in the arena
Valve killed dota
and Riot killed LoL when they removed their ranked Solo queue which makes you wonder if it was already dying long ago
>>154949786
Better than some 4K commentator criticising the best teams in the world in a highly evolved meta with 'they should have pushed'