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Previous thread: >>154855529
NO ANIME SHITTERS ALLOWED PAST THIS POINT
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can we have just one thread without fucking anime
> Stopped playing at the start of the year.
> Feel good about moving on after 3500+ hours.
> Just finished re-installing.
Glad to see /d2g/ hasn't changed much in 9 months.
How was TI?
What team is RTZ on now?
What team is Puppy on now?
based rtz
based sumail
based EG
>Business Manager
Hey guise, what's up?
Adelaide
>gets triggered by tia go
>ignores blitz """"""whites""""""" poster
we all know whos the best SHIT poster here
>>154884076
ppd was seriously the worst "pro" to ever graced dota 2
he was only good at drafting
post lycan
This is the conduct summary of somebody who has lost 140 behavior score.
>>154884310
means you have 1 or 2 reports senpai
t. maths undergrad
a msc would be able to tell you how many exactly senpai
>>154884310
stop pinging
stop all chat keywords like "stupid fucking retard"
>>154884078
h-hey
>Sunsfan
STOP IT
JUST
this dnd is some magical realm shit
>>154884565
>best squad ever
>"JUST"
?
>>154884401
I use the word "nigger" both in allies and all chat. All the time.
And so far I have never gotten less than 9500 good guy points.
I don't think the algorithm takes key words into consideration.
>>154884565
Did ppd get contacts or something?
>>154884401
I never ping or use all chat.
>>154884310
I've never checked my behavior score once and don;t intend to but I get a "reported more than 99% of players" literally every single conduct summary.
>>154884634
>no fear
>no bonjwa captain
>lulteezy
literally the definition of JUST
>>154884565
LMOA
quit while you're ahead i guess
>>154884702
it's a lie. if you get more than 4 reports it says that
>>154884708
ppd was only good at drafting, that's it
even then his drafting failed in top 3 TI
>>154884702
doing god's work son
>>154884760
>PPD was only good at drafting
>his drafts cost them an easy TI
???
>>154884760
PPD is also the only screaming angry little man glue that kept the org together in the first place.
>>154884658
wah sugoi qt bb taigo onee chan^^
>I don't think the algorithm takes key words into consideration.
being muted takes that into consideration
how many times you ping per
how many times you type in all chat excessively
>>154884665
>i dindu nuffin
>>154884565
Man PPD was everything in that team
Rip the Washington - Kabul Connection
>>154884760
You fucking idiot every fucking time
All star teams never work out, they are memes to generate cash flow
you need weak links in teams to create identity look shut up funnek
>>154884837
DUDE
BREW
LMAO
>>154884905
>PPD's final draft was picking RTZ for EG again
>>154884195
>ppd was seriously the worst "pro" to ever graced dota 2
did you not watch any of the games or what
hes not terrible at dota, and to say that really just shows ur ignorance
>>154884859
actually fear was the guy who kept the org together he was the guy they all wanted to play with
why the fuck is d2g riddled with subhuman weeb shit, fuck this place is dead
I haven't reminded you losers in a while so take notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.
Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.
They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.
This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.
Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?
But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.
Fucking end your existence, seriously.
>>154884565
you could have stopped this, why didn't you ?
Please no memes doturds, is adelaide a guy or a girl?
>>154884894
This isn't an allstar team
only 2 TI winners, rest are shitters
>>154885040
> he doesnt know about the filters
lmoa
>memeteezy
>not miracle-
how do you fuck that up
>EG going for the all-star meme team strat
how long until rtz is kicked?
>>154884891
If I did do shit, I wouldn't have gotten up to 10k behavior score in the first place.
Valvebro here
Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.
We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.
A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Sun Wukong and that we should focus on fixing the FPS issues that have been getting worse throughout each patch instead of just putting more Battle Passes for you guys to spend money on.
More immortals with excessive particles and incomplete broken cosmetic sets for the Autumn Battle Pass are what's on the table for discussion right now.
What do you guys think?
>>154885147
Oh yea post more drunk sluts with big titties you loser
>>154885040
What's your definition of sub-human??
>>154885317
>getting triggered by a mere 2% decrease in behavior score
i bet u tilt like a motherfucker too ahahah
Also,
Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO
Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
Reminder that once the New Journey Update and a new balance patch come out Abaddon will be top pick again
Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist
>>154885040
the Legion fag just change his copypasta to a different one
filtering shitter is like the easiest thing ever
>>154885464
UUUU
I'm ok if you guys won't even use this one >>154884902
But hey, stop editing the template.
>killurselves.com
Nice comedy skills, I reversely laughed to death right there.
Don't mislead the newcomers.
>tfw 66% winrate with Enigma
>>154885429
>loser
Yeah actually I get laid all the time, not that hard, slap on a cheap suit, go down to the bar and act like I have some kind of big important job and lots of money, when they see my apartment they believe it because my apartment is so nice (Thanks Obama)
Fuck em', dump em', and chillax all day
>Wasting money traveling
Na, I'm gonna chill and play video games all day with my buds and keep banging random bitches :^)
You make it sound like life is hard, it really isn't, you just gotta use what you have to your advantage, free money and housing and weed? Who the fuck WOULDN'T take that?
There are two types of people in this world, wolves and sheep, which one are you?
>>154885549
>legion fag is tiago
way to out yourself ti6 babby
ppd was not a good drafter
>>154885745
guess i should filter episode, all its a XXXX episode are unfunny shit anyway
>>154885603
Its the Dota 2 gen nigger but people caught onto him so he has to edit threads in any way he can so he can have his special snowflake threads, it only happens on euro time
Some people take steps to make this place habitable, but it's sure as hell not the non-whites.
>could've been a 2 ti winner
>drafts Brewmaster
>>154885793
are you saying eg placed highly in all those tournaments by just skill? lmao not even the most delusional murican could believe that
PPD just started believing the whole master dafter meme and it fucked him over.
>>154885603
LOL
Only now you noticed?
I changed the OP text a couple of days when I was the one to make one of the threads.
It's been like that for over 3 days or something.
I'm literally LMAO'ing at your sad life.
Loser.hehehehehe
>>154885891
>could've been a 3 ti winner
>drafts Mason
>>154885887
>le non whites boogeyman
haha stay nu beta male cuck
>>154885891
>Regarded as one of the best drafters in the entirety of Dota 2
>PICKS BREWMASTER IN TI FINALS
Did he ever explain why he did that? Might as well have picked sniper for highground defense if he wanted a useless hero.
>>154885865
>filtering episodio in english
N-Nooooooo!!!!!
any one wanna fap over ppd and arteezy erp in private on steamleave your steam id
Denmark
Sweden
Uzberkistan
Pakistan
India
Now this is a proper melting pot team I can cheer for
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>154886067
>Did he ever explain why he did that?
nope, i hope that now he is a manager that he will though.
DEE ARTEEZY CYCLE
>>154886195
Russia*
Arteezy isn't uzbeki, it's like sumail living in NA
>>154886195
eg is a european team
How did Arteezy get away with this shit ?
does anyone actually read those spergings by the autists lmao
>>154886054
>anime poster
>calls me loser
So did you all buy your cute Jessie doll, masturbate and cum on her face, then leave the room and imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion?
>tfw no sheever gf
>>154886518
you do what your mum always tell you
dont look at them special kid, dont make eye contact with the retards.
Reminder that Arteezy turned off his stream early to fuck Nyanners
>fear as a coach
>PPD as manager
damn
these generals are in need of a purge phams
>>154886753
>>154886753
can we get nyanners to do the ANDY SALAD arteezy rap in weeb?
>>154887067
>there are plebes in d2g
New hero :
Hzvaes, The Phython King
Str, Meele
Skill 1: Glare
Instantly slows the target. Duration is reduced the more enemy heroes are around.
Free pathing is enabled until the stun/slow ends.
It becomes a stun during Phyton form.
Stun duration: 5
Duration: 4/4.5/5/5.5
Cast range: 200
Phython cast range: 800/900/1000/1100
Reduction per hero detection radius: 150
Slow: 80%
Cooldown: 10
Skill 2: Dissolving Stench
Commands each core to release a stench that deals damage and reduces armor.
Radius: 175
Damage(Physical): 150/160/170/180
Armor reduction: 2/3/4/5
Cooldown: 4.33
Skill 3: Consume
Devours the target hero dealing pure damage. If it dies by this ability, Phython King's armor is permanently increased.
Damage: 75/150/225/300
Armor per kill: 1
Cooldown: 12/11/10/9
Skill 4: Phython Form
Transforms into an extending mighty Phyton enhancing his abilities as he splits into cores.
Each kill increases the length of Phython Form which is passively collected without this ability being learned.
This ability creates core every 100 range increase.
Innate bonus per kill: 25
Length bonus per kill: 50/75/100
Duration: 20
Cooldown: 40
Cores
-doesn't attack
-can cast spells
-can cast items but goes on cooldown on other cores and even the main hero after usage.
-Invulnerable
-Has collision size of a hero but you can phase out.
-No collision against itself
Rate pls
>>154886067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kmzLzUyF70&t=2m56s
Why is tiny allowed to have an aghs that does so much?
>>154886973
this is what you get for letting him make new threads
Is Zyori actually taking notes on his notepad in this dnd game?
>>154887141
I literally went outside one day (today) ONE DAY and EG fucked the things up. Better stay in house.
>>154887253
dog shit armor
>>154887159
Plebe is already a plural. It's like saying peoples
>>154887067
I think you're "waifu" fucks pretty much anyone desu
>>154887413
t. plebian lol
Noun[edit]
plebe (plural plebes)
(US) a first year student at a US military academy; a cadet
common person
>>154887475
she has a bf
was known before she decided to use her name "Taylor" in her videos
which triggered the chans
>>154884702
hahaha
>>154886753
what exactly is the appeal of Nyanners? She's not even cute like that Turkish girl
I just ripped my blanket in half and threw my chair through the balcony door and it landed on my car and smashed the windscreen in a fit of rage over dota. I think I'm going to uninstall it now.
>>154887627
>she has a bf
no she doesn't.
>>154887693
At least youre not a moefag
Lizards are cute desu.
>Someone tries to steal mid from me
>"2 mid I help"
>They give me mid
Every time it's fucking hilarious.
>>154887852
I miss him already ;_;
>gypsy
>memememe
>/pol/
>manlet
>BLOGSNSTUFF
Kaipi are literally team d2g
Anyone else thought Brewmaster's passive drunken brawler made HIM have a 20% chance to miss? But when he does hit it hits hard
>PPD went from drafting heros to literally drafting teams and human lives
i guess the game finally got too boring and easy for him
>>154887758
https://www.instagram.com/p/3QGDovopUe/?taken-by=nyannerchan&hl=en
>>154886518
if your talking about the retarded double spaced guy than no, half of his shit if filtered already most of the time
>>154888285
>>154887758
https://twitter.com/TaylorNyanners/status/748289089472987136
>>154888286
the fuck is wrong with using the enter key
it's on the god damn keyboard
does this anger you, anon-kun?
>>154888424
he is doing it to avatarfag, not to separate thoughts
Why does this guy sound like a shitskin? >>154888424
>no marble sculpture hero
uhh dotards?
I won the first game on my new account! nothing can stop me now!
buckle up im gone guys
>>154888445
>>154888768
Why are you saying dudester?
>>154888663
Soon.
why doesn't bulldog have a gf ?
>>154889097
he is autistic pretty much, it's so easy for esport pros to have gfs due to their fame
>>154889114
hmmmm....
That's pretty cute...
how is spark wraith not the most broken thing in any videogame ever?
>wake up
>EG become EU now
lmao
>>154889324
next patch will take away vision from it. arc warden is just like WW and earth spirit, he will be nerfed in every patch of his existance
>>154889410
adelaide?
>>154889403
how about give it 600 cast range instead of global?
>>154887230
hmm a snowball hero
>literally have half the thread filtered
really makes you think
>>154889508
no that's not adelaide
that's cancer trying to take the form of it
>>154889329
i wonder why do peruvians play dotai am glad they don't make it to TI
>>154887413
Is this bait? "Peoples" is a word, it is literally the plural of people.
And no, fuck's sake, "people" is not already plural.
Cr1t: EU
zai: EU
Sumail: Asia
Universe: NA
Arteezy: NA
Is EG NA or not?
>>154884195
>top 3 in last 3 TIs
>not the greatest dota captain ever
>>154889705
Sumail lives in NA, not asia
regardless of this
all of EG now live in NA
scrim in NA
play in NA
compete in the NA bracket for TI
>>154889793
>They play on a computer on the North American continent so the team is NA!
Are you actually retarded?
>>154889776
fear pretty much was the shotcaller
peedur was a draftbot
>>154889587
install 4chanx and then turn on reclusive filtering and turn off stubs
>>154889776
el presidente has a streak of TI top 2 for 3 times in a row
he also was relevant in Dota 1, and is still relevant in dota 2 ( hasn't got cucked by an Org and forced to retire to a desk job)
>>154889996
>4chanx
i am good on that
>>154889896
Not him but stop asking stupid fucking questions you stupid animeshitter faggot
EG is fucking NA
>>154889896
you are the retarded one
Are some epl teams african since majority of them don't have UK players?
It's always based on where they play, which is the UK and in this case for EG, NA.
Do you think Slark dreams about his time in fish prison? Do you think his cock twitches and oozes as images and memories of voracious burly scaled men dance across his vision? Holding him down and forcing their sweat sickened scales over his own as they force themselves deep in him. I bet he's such a little whore
>>154890139
does that mean Secret is SEA now ?
>>154890074
TI1 was a joke, so that didn't count
which leaves only TI2,3
with TI3 he cheated with fountain pudge hook as well kek
>>154890205
>>154890153
>>154890139
>baited this hard
>>154890153
The nationalities of the players is the only thing that matters.
>>154890262
Secret lives in Istanbul
plays against EU teams
competes in EU bracket for TI
Secret is EU
>>154890262
since when does EG have 3 euro players and since when did I imply secret is not an european organization?
>>154890074
>joke TIs with shit competition and bug abusing
Dear me these yuropoors are delusional, remind me what he placed at TI6 or even TI5 for that matter
>>154890270
they played Ehome 2010 in final and not CDick so i guess TI5 doesn't count too.
which leaves third place in TI4 and getting cucked by DC in TI6
>It is a daily audiovisual bulletin were some people tries to block cute Chinese cartoongirls in a site based in cute Chinese cartoongirls
Oh wow
Is Artour playing position 1?
If so good, his position 2 is awful
>>154890887
>his position 2 is awful
Why is life so shit?
>>154890887
yes he is the carry, sumail mid
universe 3
zai 4
crit 5
>Americans are worse at Dota than niggers
>>154890959
It's true, Sumail is the better mid x100
>>154886069
You're responding to his post where there is episode so you're filtered too
>>154891058
I take genuine offense to this. Take that back. You know that's not true and that's just an excessively mean thing to say
>>154891179
shartistani detected
>>154890293
>2016
>nationalism still exists
This has never made any sense to me.
>pick omni
>play like fucking shit
>win
Dotards??
>>154891058
Aren't you like 40% black and mexican or something down there? That's quite a bit of disconnect in what you think an American is and what one actually is.
>>154891029
I imagine crit and zai pos will swap often depend on the sp duo they pick
pos 4 ES, Rubick, riki, kk will be on cr1t
>>154891271
It's because you have very low testosterone. May as well start HRT, you sissy
I'll put my credibility on the line here, and say that Dota 2 is the best game of all time. By "best game of all time", I refer to artistic and technical production, and gameplay design iteration (since Dota is arguably one of the most iterated upon computer game).
From a technological rendering standpoint, it's visuals may not be king, but the art assets, overall art direction, and particle effects are the best that I have ever seen. The most excellently, tastefully produced art that I have ever seen in a game.
The voice cast is the best I have ever heard, Dota 2 has Duke Nukem (Jon St. John), Cortana (Jen Taylor), Nathan Drake (Nolan North), the entire L4D cast, the entire Half-Life 2 cast, the entire Team Fortress 2 cast, and GlaDOS from Portal.
Let's actually get down to the gameplay. No two games I have ever played have felt similar to the point of feeling rote. Each and every hero in Dota 2 is distinctly different from another, offering a uniquely encapsulated experience with well-defined goals for every single playable character in Dota. Because every hero feels so profoundly unique, every game that I play of Dota 2 feels fundamentally different in a way that League of Legends is not able to reproduce.
I could go on, and on, but at this point I might as well just make a video essay. Also, I have some Dota to play. Dota 2 is seriously a game I could play ad-inifnitum, and never get tired of. Why bother with any other game?
Why speculate about other games in the genre, and other genres, when the best game ever made is already here?
So who got the better deal, RTZ or EE?
>>154887654
that's cute
Anyone else fuming with anger everytime they see Bulba? I just fucking hate everything about this guy. He's not even that good I don't get how he's still in the pro scene. Fuck him so much that ugly fucker
>anime shitter on EG
its over
>>154890742
I know, right.
>>154891169
So he basically blocks people that didn't even post what he blocked?
>your favorite hero
>the aghs you would give them if you could either add an aghs bonus or change one
>>154891480
What the fuck? I thought he was a normie Chad.
Why is he so fun lads?
>>154891675
>>154891480
>4k party MMR
So he's aiming to be another Miracle? Good at soloqueue pubs but sucks whale dick with a coordinated team?
>Undying
>20% Damage amp is now applied with Q in meat golem form
>>154891480
zai and crit watch anime regularly
arteezy watches whatever zai recommends
and I know universe watches some anime but I have no idea what
>>154891576
Lifestealer
If he was still in the game, I would make assimilate have longer range and allow it to be used while infesting.
>>154891576
Axe
Counter Helix now has a 100% chance
>>154891817
How do you know these things
>>154891817
zai is definitely not a fucking weeb
he knows his shit and isnt a moefaggot
>>154891805
>>154891576
whoops, accidental
>>154891889
i'm autistic and follow dota personalities regularly
>>154891805
most pros do not take party queue seriously and just use it to fuck around with
only people who used to take party queue slightly serious was sing but I think he sorta got pissed off being paired with the same twenty or so players doing the same fucking strats
>>154891760
autism out bust
>>154891872
What if counter helix procced every time Axe attacked?
>They don't know how autofarm ancients with a dominated Fel Ghost
this is why your gpm is below 4 digits, like your mmr lmao
>no CTR champ
dotards??
Dont forget to watch Tip of the Hats tomorrow, to make kids with cancer live like normal kids. Dont forget to donate.
>>154892308
>CTR
Crash Team Racing? Tiny is on that game.
You fucking /d2g/ shitters keep watching streams and looking at stats, you never actually play the game.
You think you're good because you watch the high MMR matches, guess what, you're not.
>>154892243
>if people express their emotions they are autist
So chinks = humans?
>RTZ back on EG
Isn't this the textbook case of insanity? Repeating the same thing over and over expecting a different result?
>PPD is "coach"
What is the masterplan here?
>>154892430
stop
just fucking stop now LD
Artour is playing the 5
Crit is playing 1
>>154892470
>What is the masterplan here?
make a cut of their earnings without ever having to touch this botched game ever again
>>154892470
Fear is coach
PPD is being shipped to somewhere in the EG org, basically he got kicked but they still want to use his name to promote EG
>>154891576
>Meepo
All your teammates are forced to abandon, their items are automatically sold for 100% of their value and the enemy team loses any gold earned from their deaths. (If gold would go negative, most recent purchases are refunded)
>>154892597
This
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader
post all ur fucking rare zais NOWE
>>154892808
>>154892612
>a 6 slotted meepo with a moonshard is scary
>>154892280
only viable and efficient on dire ancient
>>154892457
no, anime fags dont know how to show emotion so they sperg out like that webm
>>154893058
whatever anon everyone has autism in your vocabulary lolol
>>154893128
bigdaddynolan is not a hero
hes a coward, a cucked coward
>>154893128
Everything you play
>>154893057
It can actually be done in radiant too using 2 branches to push it into the cliff
>>154893251
> and efficient
reading comprehension
>>154892597
? you didnt even read the site...PPD left to work at twitch. he is not part of EG.
how can you be confused about something thats right there in print for you to read
>>154893360
100 gold for automated ancient farming seems incredibly efficient to me m8
>>154893251
Shouldn't the dark troll priest be better in that case?
>>154893635
Its attack range and attack damage got reduced, also he doesn't deal pierce damage anymore.
The fel ghost deals more damage, has more range AND deals pierce damage (+50% to ancient creeps)
>>154893418
you do know twitch own EG right ?
and obviously with his resume of "highschool -playing dota 2" ppd is being shipped to an esport deskjob.
how can you not even put 2 and 2 together when its all right there in front of you to think ?
goddamn there are some dumbasses that post here
>>154893418
>Peter “PPD” Dager will be stepping away from being the captain of the Dota 2 team in order to pursue a business management role with the Evil Geniuses brand.
>EG
are you some inner city nigger who cant read or something m8 ?
>>154893792
owning a company doesn't mean two organizations are the same organization
>>154893441
its not rocket science anon
any hero that would opt hotd anyways are going to have the ability to clear ancient stacks in anyway and have satanic in their lategame build
>sven
>luna
>gyro
its not revolutionary like some clan iraq builds
odd dotes
even watch things
>tfw stuck playing with people like this in my games
Low mmr dota is suffering. One day I will escape the trench.
>queue on EUW at 5am
>random Timbersaw
>team picks 4 cores that all want to lane too
>no courier
>PA and last pick Void come to your lane
>get mad and afk jungle with iron talon
>lose very slowly because your mid and safelane are trying really hard and the other team is dogshit too
How do you extract enjoyment out of games like these?
>in pub match
>get destroyed by pudge
>need more practice
>start bot match
>get destroyed by pudge
>no esports
>subhuman bloggers out of the woodworks
poetic
Tips on winning ability draft :
1.If there's a mirror image, take it
2.If there's a track, take it
3.If there's ancestral spirit, take it
4.If there's surge + wyvern ice attack, take it
5.If there's short cd spells, take it
6.if there's voodoo + raigor's passive, take it
7.if there's teleport, take it
Is League pay to win? If i dont invest money, how much time will take to unlock everything?
>>154894572
>use strong abilities
holy shit i never would have thought of that
>tfw you check your Tinkers items at 14 minutes and he has mana boots wand sobi mask
Guys help me, i want solid arguments
>>154894586
>>154894586
Technically it's not P2W because you can grind to get everything related to gameplay like champions and runes but it'll still take a few months of playing before you have a solid account if you spend no money at all. Grinding to get ever champion will take a couple of years of casual, but frequent playing.
any sniper players here? i'm gonna kick your ass.
>>154894586
3-4 years but it will take you longer to git gud anyway anon
>>154894651
>check your Batrider's opening item build
>12 clarities
Esports when?
What should this hero be?
>>154894996
a /d2g/ carry to support?
>>154894572
This is fucking stupid
you fucking suck
t.ability draft expert
our guy mason is streaming
>>154894904
I'm pretty sure every sniper picker is either a young South American new to video games or some braindead COD fan from the midwest.
>>154895074
Obligatory.
Why is Centaur's stun just a shittier version of Slardar's stun?
>/lolg/
does anyone have an updated secret/eg was wrong or whatever its is
>>154894572
What is raigor?
>>154895469
Because Stampede is a better Sprint
Dotards?
>just want to make some toast
>barely any other food in the house
>start getting bread and shit out
>girlfriend ate the last of the fucking butter
jesus fucking christ
why/when do you buy manta on TA? learning to play her and i dont understand why the item is so popular.
what a delicious thick slut
>>154894896
>>154894909
Thank you guys
>>154896307
Who this?
>>154896307
I would hit that, many times
where did the animeposters go?
>>154896298
Manta is an item that should be bought on anyone not Naga/Alc/TB purely as a purge/scouting item. Because +stat items are generally pretty garbage on anyone that just wants to build damage. The lone exception being morphling.
>>154896339
>>154896394
thick
>>154896553
replaced by me, the superior Pugna poster
>ARTEEZY AGAIN
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
Is slacks our guy?
say my name
>>154896903
PEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDUUUUURRRRRRRRRR
>>154896793
yeah he's reddit personified
>>154896307
she has a really, really niggery face. thinking quadroon.
>>154896903
let's be honest
this is literally the end of na dota on a competitive level.
why did he kill it, bros?
>>154897165
ppd is europe's hero
>>154896553
>animeposters
>implying its not you
>implying its not a single person
>implying implications
>implying waterfalls are not going down, instead they go upwards
>>154897165
EE is on an american team this time.
reminder there is a skeleton inside you right now, waiting for the right moment
>>154897342
>EE is on an american team this time.
Yeah, it's over.
>>154897528
>doubting our senpai
>>154897528
envy fucking amazes me
and this is from a professional game, too, not some pub or scrim
>>154897683
I've watched him play for years
yeah I'm doubting this moron
>ritsu jr
mason BTFO poo in the loos
You went to a private primary school and I went to a public school, we both ended in the same high school. We both took the same course but, I went to a state college and you went to an expensive private university, we both end up in the same workplace and receive the same salary. You woke up from the soft bed and I woke up from the floor, we both had a peaceful night rest. Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we both still cover our nakedness. You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate local made food but we both still ate to our satisfaction. You ride on your own car, I use public transport but we still get to our various destinations. You may be reading this post from your Samsung Galaxy 7 Edge, iPhone 6+ and I typed it with my Touch One broken screen, we still see the same message.�Lifestyle is not a competition and there are different ways to get a lot of things done, different lanes all leading to the same destination. Just because your neighbor is doing things faster does not mean you are failing.�Happiness doesn't come from having everything, but making the best out of what you have, it's all about how you see yourself. Happiness is not having what you like. Happiness is liking what you have and being content.�God is the center of our life...�Enjoy life and what you have.
>>154897847
wheres mason streaming
>>154897847
lit who
>>154897946
/masonmjw
>NOT WATCHING OUR GUY
Serious question, I'm new to the dota 2 pro scene and I was wondering if EE is actually retarded?
>>154898072
aren't all anime tards?
>>154898072
>>154898072
you cant tell from looking at his face?
hint: when a 100% chinese guy is like 6'3, it means his parents have mutated zygotes likely from exposure to radiation or something. EE is not only a retard but some kind of mutant retard.
>>154896609
I'd slam my baby gravy into that hoes cervix as the kids say
>>154894136
brave as fuck LC commend
>>154898272
awww das it mane
>>154894136
>1/10/2 slark
>4/1/4/2
>complaining about anyone else's play
>>154893128
nature's profit, building aghs
Guys so it looks like some games fail for shitty devs? Well time to be the next james and start develeping games!
>>154898350
You are not her, she dont lurks /d2g/
>>154898272
thicc
THICCCCCCCC
>>154898631
you sure
>>154898631
>dont lurks
reminder that mason is more anime than ee
ETA on when RTZ leaves/gets kicked from EG and joins Secret again?
>>154898882
>it is what it be
>>154898794
>>154898882
Alright i didnt know, also:
>Accidental boob touch
>>154884054
TI was gud
we found out yesterday RTZ is in EG
ppy still in secret
I miss Bruno.
I miss 2GD.
Should remake this into EG later
>>154896553
I went to watch some Anime, of course.
And now I'm going to sleep.
Cya, dudester.
ded
/d2g/ what is the base way to diffuse a bully Spirit Breaker in pubs? I play supports mostly and he usually isnt a problem for me, even with wards my team kinda shits the bed on not getting picked off by him. Another possibly the same question is, when he jumps me I usually eules his fat fucking ass before impact and depending on situation, try to fight him or just run. I feel like I could be doing something better than that against him as a support. Any tips that might be better than what I am already doing?
>no one good streaming
Fuck what should I do now
>>154899737
pick a stun
M E M E S
>>154899767
watch mason you shitstain
>>154899003
who is the girl?
>>154900092
Fuck that fat piece of shit
>>154900128
get out.
>>154900250
When will this liking Mason meme end
This mason game is getting hard to watch
Reminder
EU players with TI win:
All of Alliance
3 Ukranians of Navi
NA players with TI win
Fear
PPD
Aui2000 (might count as chink win)
>>154900546
i always forget that aui won a ti
You can pick one and only one.
She is:
>healty
>T H I C C
>8.5/10
>overrated
>a goddess
>a fat meme
>sucking zyoris dick
>>154894572
I haven't played ability draft in over a year
Is it still a broken piece of shit?
DOTA ALL STAR MASON MADE HIS SPLASH ON THE COMPETITIVE SCENE BY SHITTING ON KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN MAKING PENNIES FOR YEARS WHILE HE STROLLED IN AND WON MULTIPLE TOURNAMENTS AND MADE FAT STACKS.
WIDELY REGARDED AS THE BEST PROFESSIONAL DOTA 2 PLAYER IN THE SCENE BY HIS PEERS AND FANS, MASON REMAINS HUMBLE AND EAGER TO LEARN. EVEN THOUGH HE NO LONGER PLAYS, HE STILL HAS IMMENSE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY.
NOW LIVING A LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE REMOVED FROM THE DOTA SCENE, MASON ENJOYS SPENDING HIS TIME READING BOOKS, WALKING HIS DOG, AND MAKING LOVE TO HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.
>>154900598
no wonder she's so fat she's always eating and drinking shit fucking americans honestly
>>154900598
I choose
>another irrelevant noname Zyori and the others wanna make relevant
So sucking his dick I guess.
Atleast GrandGrant I could understand, he might be shit at casting and a shitstain, but atleast he has tons of knowledge about NA dota scene,even from the times when NA scene was a joke
>>154900598
>not sucking grant's dick
get with the times, grandpa
also
she literally looks like a man
MONKEY KING AND 6.89 PATCH WHEN?
Guys I got it
It's the ultimate honeypot
PPD and Fear are going to rejoin for TI7 and kick RTZ and Crit
The madman
>>154897165
I hope so.
Everyone was happy back during Alliance vs Navi with chinks like DK up there too.
EU had it's chivalry with china, and great games inside EU aswell. Meanwhile NA had it's own tiny scene, that they liked since NA scene is all about circlejerking about NA.
They were also all hyped about an NA team making it like top 12 in TI so you had the exciting underdog story going.
>>154900903
and get 3rd place again?
>>154897165
>his is literally the end of na dota on a competitive level.
end of nadota, rise of cadota senpai
I'll never forget in the TI5 finals when PPD cracked the code that CDEC couldn't play Leshrac, and let it through, forcing them to ban it, giving him aui Naga. One of the smartest and best players to live, it's a dark day for NA dota and EG fans everywhere now that Fear and PPD are gone.
>>154895606
three digits mmr
>>154900546
>counting ti1
>>154891480
Reminder that Kuroyokihime(?) fucked a fat manlet
>>154901295
what anime girl hasnt?
>>154901190
Fear and PPD are gone because they didnt want RTZ on the team for the third fucking time
>>154901190
Honestly, TI5 finals were so underwhelming. Anyone could see that CDEC had no chance in winning against PPDs drafting game, even if their plays were good.
Also the final nail on the coffin being "le million dollar slam", a 3k pub decision from CDEC that they should rosh in a COMPLETELY UNDWARDED roshpit, knowing both ES and AA ults are up without even having 1 guy to scout outside the pit
www.dota2.com/onetrueking/day1/
wtf? NO!
>>154901432
Better than the TI 4 and 6 finals
>>154901538
wtf it's real
>>154899767
Watch old Barnyyy vods and reminiscence about the good times
>You will never hear "It's XX on the XX 2016, and the stream is online"
>Skeletal King had a dedicated event to transition to Wraith King
>Monkey King will bring a new mechanic to the game when he gets released
>Sand King gets a few buffs
what the fuck? is it because sand king = sand nigger?
>>154894136
That Terrorblade just shitpposted ina mexican dota forumthat he finally got out of 1k.
>>154900903
No you idiot, the ultimate honeypot is continuing being shit for 3 more internationals, coming in the biggest TI pot ever.
>revealing strats to win a 10 million TI
lol
>>154901343
Peter didn't.
There's a interview with PPD that he said Artour had a real issue with his way of leading, reason that he left two times.
What happened is, EG got Artour, he didn't want to play with Ppd, so they got Cr1t, Ppd was left with the choice of leaving EG or assuming the management role.
>>154894136
When you're below 4k or something, the worst thin you can do is worry about grinding mmr and "climbing the trench".
Focus on getting better. Once you're good, high mmr comes naturally.
Just don't get stuck only doing comfortable stuff. If you're comfortable during all your games, you're doing it wrong because you're not getting out of your comfort zone, trying new things and pushing yourself further
Extreme noob here, which hero should I spam while learning the game
>>154902097
Ogre magi
>>154902097
If you're just looking for fun just spam all random, otherwise read Purge's "welcome to dota, you suck".
>>154902097
Wraith King for strength
Viper for agility
Lich and Ogre Magi for intelligence
>>154902097
Some would say support heroes, but I say carry heroes. You get a better understanding on how items and timings affect the game, how to play the first 10 mins of the game, how to actually finish the game etc.
Just make sure that after you learn the very basics, don't be stuck on a single hero. Expect hundreds of games where you should always feel out of your comfort zone, dota has a very high learning curve for a casual game, for some people it takes 1k hours to have any understand of the game
>>154902097
Underlord
Arc wardenMeepo
>>154902485
>le carry is easy meme
He will lose all his first few games and get reported in any single one if he picks carry
>>154901750
#BHM #blackheroesmatter
>>154901789
at some point 3rd place is going to be 10 million dollars
>>154901190
>Implying dark days aren't the standard for NA
adelaide
You know, Ahri would actually be a pretty fun Dota hero.
Just increase her cooldowns a little bit except on her ult and buff her base damage a bit and she'd be a really nice hyper mobile magic nuker core. Kind of what QoP used to be before she became shit.
I feel like she'd play a tad similarly to Puck and Gyrocopter put together.
I'm tired of going Treads into Blink on Slardar. Give me some new ideas gulag. Is Armlet viable? SnY?
>>154903241
>>154903436
Go blink into treads. And don't forget echo saber.
Our guy is streaming
What if Echo sabre Bristle?
>>154903491
adelaide?
wtf i hate eg now
>>154902939
Perpetual carry picker detected, you're probably the kind of faggot who says "we need a support" while picking the fourth core of the team.
wtf I love Secret now
So, mastermind PPD posters - did you archive your PPD images yet?
Evil Geniuses, more like Euro Geniuses LMAO
>>154894651
>check your necrophiles skillbuild
>maxes heartstopper first
>check your disruptors skillbuild
>maxes thundershit first
>check your pit lords skillbuild
>maxes firestorm first
>check your tinkers skillbuild
>maxes march first
>>154904270
NA BTFO
>>154904270
ROFL
>>154902485
>>154903934
I remember to this day the times when i just started playing and decided to practice some carry heroes.
This is the result.
I hate it when I have to reply to my own posts for (you)s but they aren't free. Gotta do what you gotta do.
>>154904606
That would be the result regardless of what you picked... fuck, even now if you start spamming a hero you've never played before that's how your win rate will look like.
>>154896903
Good luck being a business manager with no education on that part lmao
>>154905176
I ban microsoft stock and draft apple, your move.
zzz
>>154885250
you mean how long until rtc abandons them to go back to team suckret?
after they lose their first game, i believe
>>154905404
Is Jark LITERALLY our guy?
What if there were turboarcanas that explicitly were a different character, but had identical abilitiesto an already existing hero? Because I want Aiushtha's satyr daughter.
que up. check your carry's profile. see this. he picks clinkz
Play dota 9 hours a day all week and be rich
or
Get laid 9 hours a day all week and be poor
so i probably cant stream on my lenovo laptop huh
>>154884008
If Ghost Revenant is manga, does that make me a filthy animeposter?
i just played a co-op bot game where my puck player was actually angry that we wouldn't group and push
i feel genuinely sorry for that poor fellow
I just lost a ranked game against a team that was better than me. How can I avoid this in the future?
>>154905560
Begone HoNshitter.
No interest unless it means we get Skeleton King back.
>>154906285
get gid
>>154903934
No, I am not, I just speak from experience whrn I was shit and when I introduced friends and they were shit.
When you are new to the game easy to understand and survivable support heroes are the best picks.
If you got familiar with the basic mechanics and last hitting you can start transitioning to braindead carry heroes to learn about gameflow, timing and decision making.
>>154906314
By what method?
>>154906258
>i just played a co-op bot game
>>154906363
play arc warden
>>154906406
>he doesn't play bot games while dinner's getting ready
Is Brood viable?
>>154906505
No? Why would I ever play a bot game? You go like 100-0 in those games without any effort and it is no fun at all. If i don't have time for a game I either watch a stream, browse d2g or do something else entirely.
Why the fuck isn't livestreamer working with Twitch? Can I fix this?
>>154906505
>you can get abandonment penalties for abandoning a co-op bot game
>>154906672
Twitch apparently changed their api calls and livestreamer isnt updated anymore, so i heard. Anyway, i posted a simple few step guide on how to fix it yesterday, here you go anon
Oh ok ill explain it in a few simple steps
1. Open your cmd
2. Type in 'livestreamer --twitch-oauth-authenticate' without the ' obviously
When you type this in, youll be asked to login if you arent already and then authorize something. Once you do so, youll be taken to a page which will say that it doesnt exist, but ignore that, you need something else.
3. Check your url, youll see something like 'access_token=[random numbers and letters]', copy that big thing
4. Open your vlc settings file and put the following line anywhere in it: 'twitch-oauth-token=[random numbers and letters]
The settings file is located at %appdata%/roaming/livestreamer and its called livestreamerrc, open it with notepad or whatever
Make sure that you dont get unnecessary shit in with the auth token, like the & sign, i guess youll notice it
>all of these weeb posts
>no dota waifus in the thread
really fires up the old neurons
>>154906614
i dont kill the bots i just jungle and listen to music
>>154906882
Why not play a game that was actually designed as PVE like Torchlight instead?
>>154906928
because i like dota
Dota 2
>no ppd
what's the point?
>>154907064
But by playing a bot game and doing nothing but jungling you are not actually playing dota, you're just grinding like you would in WoW or Torchlight but in those games your grindingwould actually add up instead of dissapearing into nothingness, it doesn't even serve as training because you're also probably not trying to be efficient anyway.
>>154907137
Why did Peter forsake us?
>>154907231
>>154906882
>autism
>friday
>beer
>crisps
>new jojo
>doto all night
>>154906763
Holy shit thanks a lot Anon, you're amazing.
>>154907426
Glad i could help
>>154905560
What's with this satyr meme popping up lately?
>>154907373
What hero you gonna spam lad
>mfw from europe and playing on NA server
Wow, wtf. This is just great. Everyone talks english, people actually wait for someone comeback during pause, no one is rude and no one is picking stupid shit.
Why did I not play US servers before? I only got 120 ms. Not that much.
>>154907664
Undying
>smartest dota 2 player in the world abandons the game and becomes a wagecuck
rly makes u think
How do i Spectre?
Every fucking game is frustrating af and i just suffer early game.
What do
>>154907769
Based zambini of free lane wins
>Conduct summary comes back
>0 abandons
>43 reports (91 total)
>36 commends (70 total)
Guess my behavior score /d2g/
Amazingly, I haven't gotten LPQ yet.
>>154907845
Just farm and let your team create space
If your team is losing only ult if you're 100% sure you'll get a kill
Once you've bought relic save your ult for after you get radiance
Even if losing horribly never go for the no radiance meme, it never works
>>154906846
nice reddit reference
http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE
>>154908268
>ywn spitroast filipino sluts with Fear and Jimmy
>>154894996
the guy who fucks your anus raw when he rushes a bloodthorn
pretty shit carry without that otherwise
>>154908268
What's that red lizard plush fear is holding? Lookscute
>>154907845
Spec is literally one of the hardest carries. You need to focus hard on farming, because your main goal is to get enough raw attributes to press R and win fights.
It also takes a lot of judgment whether to fight alone. Every death will make the late game harder, but your passive will make it easy to finish low HP enemies.
how to fix bloodstone
>cannot be sold
>if bloodstone reaches 0 charges the player is assigned an abandon, sent to lpq and the game is not scored
there game fixed
>>154909368
your mad
>>154907178
>them nochin references
my sides
>>154908752
Treads, Drum, Veil, Hurricane Pike, Atos, Sheep, Shivas, Skadi, Bloodthorn, Octarine are all fine item choices lad
>that one core on your team who absorbs farm all game and diebacks to get megas against a team that can and does IMMEDIATELY snowball down mid
Th-Thanks.
Is /d2g/ the /b/ of /vg/?
every topic excluding no spoiler porn is ok in this general and not bannable
>>154884565
>THE NEWFAG DOTA 2
i swear to Allah this is what i saw first
>>154884565
>position 4 Zai
I don't like it.
>>154909847
pls let this be a girl ;_;
Has there ever been a team where everyone switches roles every game?
I'm pregnant /d2g/. It's your child.
>>154910260
I'll gladly abort it
>>154910260
quickbuy bloodstone senpai
>two weeks ago
>tell myself im going to watch replays and focus really hard and try to get good
>spam op heroes after watching high mmr spammers of said heroes
>still can't carry games
>i will be 3k forever
there is the element of teammates being stupid, but i should be good enough to carry any kind of retard in 3k, but i can't.
>>154910545
baka lets play together
>>154910545
Two weeks are not nearly enough time to notice any improvement at anything, try at least two months before blogging again.
>>154910619
ok sure post steam. i'm in a game now but i will add you as soon as i'm out.
d2g give me the most spanish u can come up to
>>154910778
id/stary
>>154909972
don't worry anon
>>154910820
Spanish is my native language, just tell me what you want me to translate.
>>154910778
are you playing on EU though?
>-25
>+22
유럽 씨발
>Forward, pet.
dead game lolflmao
Reminder that radiance is core on medusa
I wanna buy the Rick and Morty and Stanley Parable announcer thingies, but then that's like 3 dollarydoos. I could buy sets for like, the entire cast of doter for 3 dollars.
7 decides what I do.
Or just y'know, anyone with a good opinion I guess.
>>154911878
Kill yourself
>>154910838
added
>>154910870
no im not
>>154912030
Thought about it. Not depressed just life is pointless and we're all gonna die. You know that edgy bullshit.
But then I decided I'm alive so what the hell, might as well see where this trainwreck goes. I'm gonna die eventually why rush things.
>>154911878
Buy only the Stanley Parable announcer, but not the megakills part (which you leave on default).
Imho that's the best value and it's what I've been using for a while.
money over bitches
>The next time someone claims video games are not hard, I'm going to show them a replay of this match
money over bitches
money over bitches
how do i be good...
i can't carry shitters...
how do i get good enough to stomp every game at my shit mmr and carry the shitters...
i hate being bad...
>>154912774
Haha what
>Finish a game with 4 commends and 5 reports
>>154912975
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6d/Dlc_stanleyparable_announcer_idle_08.mp3
>>154908662
what's funny is that fear's gf is viet while demon's one is flip
>>154913126
vai cac
no wonder fear's girl looks and dress like a slut
dota over bitches
anything over weebs
>>154911878
Do this.
>>154912363
Default megakills is always the best and all the funny lines are in the base announcer (unless you get a 50+ killing spree)
>>154913271
that's what fear did
so the bitches came to him
it's very easy to get pussy when you are famous, even esports famous
rtz has 2 different girls each day
Since when has FoREv been such a monster? He's within top 3 ranking for so many heroes on Dotabuff.
anneedroid over sheever
>>154913379
Forev was always good. If you go back to TI5 when he was on Hot6 he goes beyond godlike as Lina but everyone remembers the match because MP stole an aegis after almost feeding the game away.
Hope he does well in SEAcret, I'm worried for both him and neo-MVP now that they're split up.
>>154913416
>fat orc over gangly troll
wow anon, you sure got the prize winner
>>154887685
she does cute voices.
is dotards dead? why do queues take so fucking long?
>>154913727
Who's this cute trap ?
>>154913727
>soe
>relevant to dota
get out.
>>154913817
Soe, aka "james ruined everything for me so i work for Blizz and Daybreak now"
Secret Will Never Lose
>>154887957
There's no "C".
>>154913930
Thats why im afraid of asking. Its always some retarded whore that doesnt even have a penis
>>154913530
>I'm worried for both him and neo-MVP now that they're split up
Yeah, I can't help but worry this shuffle will be one of those "bad for both sides" kind of deal. All those guys on that iteration of MVP Phoenix really developed a good storyline the past year. I'm eager to see how high the new roster peaks.
>tfw no viet cong hero
When is our guy streaming
>>154914172
>our guy
>posts wagafaggot
You meant to post singsing? or maybe Bulldog?
>>154914221
your guys a faggot, MY guy it matumbaman
t. patrician
I want to become pro and shit and win tournaments and fuck cosplay pussy and do coke with EE and RTZ and cuck Purge.
How do I get good?
>>154913991It's a cropped "G"
>play Keeper of the Light
>win
>do more damage than enemy Sven did
Blinding Light is ridiculous. So many rampages wiffed by that 80%.
you are now aware that there are """""people""""" here who unironically don't understand that ppd was kicked and literally think he left. how do we fix them?
>>154914020
>tell valve back in ti 3 that you have some concerns over certain aspects of casters
>never invited to the internationals again
I used to just blame james for everything, but i think valve are starting to become Riot tier sticklers
Ahem... Dotards?
https://youtu.be/i6SFTbDh8tQ
>>154914667
How is valve related to her becoming a strong indypendyn wymyn .
Is Overthrow good for practice?
>>154914926
Not really. Heroes like Storm can cheese the mode extremely hard and it ends up making the mode's use for practice poor.
>shadowfiend gets one of the best Aghs in the game relative to what it adds to his abilities
>ultimately useless because he's a right click carry and Aghs adds a measly 30 damage and 10 attack speed so his ult can do 40% more damage but more like 10% more in almost all cases
>oh and some burst heal, which he could have gotten by just buying a Satanic which also gives him 45 damage and lifesteal and armor and 400hp
Like, it's a great idea for an Aghs Upgrade, fits the character lore wise perfectly, but man is it just meme tier in practice. Instead of going full damage carry it makes you wanna build him Euls Aghs Refresher Octomeme, because throwing an Aghs onto a right clicking SF is just stupid.
>>154915162
Then how get good? I have 1.5k hours in this game and am still stuck at 3.5k, it's fucking pathetic.
Thank GOD I'm not some paki shitskin.
Valve dota kept matching me with retards, despite winning 5/7 ranked placement games. I'm done with this shit.
Where can I play dota 1? Channel "ap" is no more. Should I just install Garena?
4464
유럽 씨발
>>154915215
Well compare it to gyro aghs... Sometimes I wonder what is IceFrog even doing. He changed shit aghs upgrade on gyro to even worse. And then there is mirana.....
>>154915370
>Should I just install Garena?
welp, looks like Garena is kill too
>>154915481
>Takes perfectly fine SWM Agh's
>Turns it into a Blademail buff
>Takes OD Agh's
>Reworks the entire hero just to make it bad
anime over 3d
>>154915215
Yeah except satanic gives him only 20 dmg
>EG RTZ
Will meme magic work this time?
>>154915709
Oh wait yeah I'm gay never mind.
Still, Satanic is way better for sustain in a fight than Aghs is.
who's the cosmo wright of dota?
>>154905676
That literally gives me aneurysms.
When i see this shit i just pick a carry and take their lh.
Better chance than giving them the lane
>>154907845
Spectre is honestly not that good this patch.
It's important that you are able to fight early on, that's why lots of people pick jugger/slark.
You get the early advantage and build on that for the rest of the game.
>no martial artist hero
this is why you are losing to overwatch dotards
>hyhy is back.
>EG Day 3
what now?
>quas wex invoker in 2016
>upsmurfing faggot playing alchemist for the first time
>brown boots lothars drow
like why cant i get ONE fucking game where my mid picks a good hero, and knows how to play that hero? being a support spammer is a real good way to lose some fuckin points.
>Go on US server to play with a friend
>Every single person on voice comms sounds like he's about to cry.
Why do americans sound so whiny all the time?
>>154916205
arteezy retires
miracle in
>Man my lane is doing alright I guess, I wonder hhow the others are faring
>11-0
>be me
>order some take out
>rainy day
>jazz music
>jungle centaur
can anyone even compete with my comfyness?
>play well all game
>potato pc restarts suddenly for no reason
>potato takes forever to start up
>reconnect to game and help them win
>lose mmr
is Reddit behind this?
>>154916121
isn't the overmeme fad already over?
>>154911795
fixed it
So I had a nightmare where an entire day of playing was composed of games where I went negative KDA.
What does this mean?
>>154917074
pretty much dead now
but blizzard fag still gonna say it still live
Sheever tits.
SAY MY FUCKING NAME
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
>it's a "chink dominates the era" episode
time for new boards my lads
>open game
>look at my hat cabinet
>play dressup
>close dota afterwards
>no will to play this shit game
>>154888285
>Solid 6/10
>People are discussing this cunt
So it's THAT easy to attract beta gaymers right? Why are "gamers" such low class scum?
money over bitches
>>154918174
Because they're all secretly gay furries
>when no one on your team wants to play support
>but they can't play core or carry
gg go next
>>154917135
>>154902097
Rubick is the best learn spam hero tbhbbq
为什么
>>154918015
h0neylans
>>154918414
He looks pretty hard to play though, especially with the spell steal.
>>154918418
>disable help
problemo solved
honestly whenever there's a kotl in game i turn that shit on
so how did valve fail on this game?
>>154918459
The spell steal is what makes the hero fun and good for learning. His animations are quick, his other abilities are simple and building him is pretty straightforward.
>tfw stole a Rosh and Aegis from right under a teams nose as spectre
Dont even care that I lost, felt pretty good.
what the fuck did I miss some meepas or is that just a reused clip?
>>154918418
MENTAL ORGASM XDD
so how badly will the new EG fail at their first lan?
>>154891576
Gyrocockter
Side gunner changed to Suppressing Fire. Suppressing Fire is an active single targeted ability, chosen target is pinned down by gyro's side gunner fire that applies gyro's basic attack every 1.4 seconds and debuffs chosen enemy, debuffs goes through magic immunity.
>Suppressing Fire
>Move Speed Slow: 30%
>Attack Speed Slow: 40
>Enemy Damage Reduction: 35%
>Suppressing Fire Duration: 7 seconds
>CD: 60 seconds
Some shit like this, just something to help him go vs carries late game who out-carry him hard and pop bkb so they give no fucks about 3/4 spells of gyro. Maybe make so debuffs are halved vs magic immune targets.
EG will never lose.
>>154918681
they will win all honeypots and do badly at non honeypots
>>154918801
money over talent
someone post the RTZ cycle image
>>154918787
Gyro aghs.
- Every 20 seconds spawn a gyrojet.
- Max 8 Gyrojets.
- Gyrojets fly around Gyro and attack any enemy.
- Every time Gyro receives 600 damage in 3 seconds or less, a Gyrojet is destroyed. If Gyro dies, all Gyorjets are destroyed.
Is now Gyrocopter the ultimate carrier?
>>154915370
Now that was a fucking invisible arrow, if you were on dire side at night time there was no way you could dodge that shit.
>>154915572
Check RGC, maybe there's still a ladder, I doubt it if you're not in the 3rd world.
Is poopeedee the new incontrol?
>>154919095
PPD in now in control of the dota scene
>>154919095
peter actually accomplished things
>>154907496
satyrs are the best of both worlds
deer pussy
and
tits that don't look like they don't belong there as they would if you just placed chesttits on a doe (and kys if u like anthro)
classic 'lag
>>154907845
Go for early-mid items like talon, urn, drums, aquila and stuff. There's nothing worse than watching a spectre with brown boots and a qb struggle and die at 2k gold.
>average TI3 game
>40 kills at 30 minutes
>average TI6 game
>20 kills at 30 minutes
Why is this allowed?
>>154908268
>irregular gf
LMAO why are doturds so beta?
>>154919218
post your 4th place mlg trophy
i'll wait
>>154918980
So, it's like flack fire on steroids permanently?
>>154884195
Have you ever watched a pro game of ppd out of his perspective?
He was one of the best pos5 ever in the scene. He was like puppey when puppey was good.
>>154919438
?
>b-b-but my honeypot lans
>>154884565
Who the fuck is gonna play what position?
RTZ 1
sumail 2
universe 3
zai 4
crit 5
????
>tfw girl
>tfw betas let me play whatever role i want
>tfw betas compliment me all game
>tfw betas commend me every game
>tfw friends with several 7k players just because of my vagina
feels good
>>154919520
>peter actually accomplished things
>insulting incontrol
incontrol got 4th place at an mlg. post your 4th place mlg trophy.
>>154919395
it's an objective based game not a deathmatch
go play memewatch or something
has cr1t ever even been a captain
>>154919520
>ppd retired
>all other players with pretty much teh same money will continue playing for years
well you can post that list for a while until it gets obsolete
afterwards PPD will be the guy that lucked out a TI. At least shitters like Loda or Dendi won a shitton of tournaments outside of TI.
>>154919683
>won a shitton outside TI
>when literally TI is all that matters and every single other lan is poverty tier honeypot
???
what did the coposter mean by this
I'd want to play dota 2 but it looks so dark it makes me want to puke
Is there a mod that makes it look more like Lol?
>>154890959
Sumail is just better these days.
Rtz belongs on pos 1.
>>154919796
its called heroes of the storm
Anyone here have the mental orgasm pic
>>154919667
It was an objective based game when Memepush and fifty hour farming games were the meta, does not make it interesting.
What if there was a hero that could be played well by rtz?
>>154894136
nice skillbuild you fucking shitter.
youre obviously really bad, sorry.
Nice farm on one of the most reliable mid game farmers too.
Youre just bad and you are where you belong.
t. 4,5k shitter
>Ya boy Bulldog is streaming.
based desu.
>>154919985
yea well nobody cares what you think
>Pick CK
>Get Urn, Aether Lens, Armlet, Wand, Sabre, BoT
>Farm Heroes for easy MMR
>>154907730
>everyonw talks english
this is the one thing I have to wholeheartedly disagree with. I just had a game where my entire team rejoyced in the fact that we all spoke english, then added eachother as friends after the game.
>>154899016
james is the man.
if invoker is my best hero because i spammed him about 300 games right after TI2and i wish he was by bf, is that my best bet for gaining mmr? is focusing on one role and a handful of heroes better than trying to fill for your monkey team?i don't want to be 3k forever
>>154920245
post feet and I'll talk
Reminder that Networth based gold was a mistake
>>154919651
nobody cares.
>>154918418
pathetic subhuman pinoy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154920317
why would i do that...
>>154920217
>has a <50% winrate in every bracket
I used to love him, but he is trash right now.
Too easy to kite and counter.
So lets examine this:
>Pick troll warlord
>Build hotd
>Don't dominate satyrs
>????
>Lose
versus
>Pick troll warlord
>Build hotd
>Dominate satyrs all game
>Get 25.0 KDA
>Win
its not even like its hard to 'micro'
>>154920245
Yes, focus on mid and carry or mid and offlane, easy wins
how can you still worship this team anchor
he's literally just sing 2.0
Tower Armor Aura was a mistake
>>154918787
>>154918980
gyro aghanims:
>side gunner is now physically placed on your heat seeking missiles
>side gunner now casts rocket barrage and flak cannons whenever you do
>side gunner emits rockets for rocket barrage centered on your heat seeking missile (doubled in two are in the air at the same time, if none are in the air its centered on gyro which doubles the overall damage)
>same thing with flak cannon attacks
>>154917645
here anon
>>154921148
Hopefully after he flops in this version of EG teams will finally realise that he's deadweight and is literally incapable of winning a Major or TI.
>>154921206
Was there a reason she did this?
Did she not think she as on cam?
>>154921208
It's not the teams that annoy me, it's his fanbase, you know the one still posting frog memes and providing live commentary for his ebin meme streams in this thread
>>154921328
>frog memes
The Nazis?
Now that the new rosters are out , who will be the DK , Secret , OG of TI7?
>Pick timbersaw
>Win
Why is this allowed?
>>154921405
without shitskin manlet cucklet terrorist holding him back, Arteezy will never lose
what will happen to all the PPD posters now?
>>154921405
Deadline's 18th
How will IF fix power creep
4 years ago, ravage and TI were crazy powerful abilities but now its all about the carries and keeping them alive or buffing them
>>154921498
>shitskin manlet cucklet terrorist
You call?
>>154921554
Liquid has Miracle
>>154918980
>tfw old visage
comfiest hero
>>154916808
>has no map awareness
>is surprised to lose
>>154921597
You'd think someone would learn that arteezy and another heavy farmer on the same team doesn't fucking work by now. Didn't work last time in EG, didn't work with Envy, won't work again
w e e d m a n
>see this
what do?
>average modern 4channer
kill me
>>154907730
>>154920230
I queue on USW in the early mornings when EUW becomes unbearable. Games there are easier even with 200 ping because you don't get t*rkstacks and drunk serbs. USE is a shithole though, never go there.
>>154922078
>person goes on reddit
>makes a post on 4chan about reddit pissing him off
>he's the average modern 4channer
kill me
>>154922078
based reddit spy, I know you're not like those other silly redditors
>>154922078
i wish you would kill yourself
>Bullfrog still makes fun of black people and women.
How is he not banned yet? It's insane a subhuman like him can still make fun of minorities without getting punished.
>>154920572
Can we fucking make his pull not dogshit by being bottlenecked in all ways possible. Increase cd for all I care but make it not a fucking channeling spell god damn.
>>154922268
stop posting this trashy whore
>>154922345
women and black "people" are a joke
>>154922268
gaymer gurllll ecks deee
>>154922078
>comedy chevrons
>joke javelins
>silly sidewaysies
Heh, still funnier and more creative than everything in the last 3 generals combined.
>>154922428
Soe was and is the best girl dota ever had
>tfw SSD
hopefully game won't freeze the first time i respawn anymore
>>154922268
typical western girl trying to look cute xD
>>154922510
t. reddit
people who think vg literally isn't R E D D I T are apes the idea of a general on an anonymous image board is fuckingretarded lol
>>154922513
>Daddy issues the girl.
>any good.
She's even worse than white trash girls.
>>154922643
She can't be that bad if James said she was the only girl he every really liked for more than just sex.
>>154922824
she might of had a top tier cunt but there was a reason why thaey broke up on christmas eve or soemshit
>>154923009
yeah james is an idiot who doesn't know when he has a good thing going
omfg waking up after a whole night still the same thread
>>154923448
>So ashamed of losing to DC he abandons NA's only team.
>>154923304
I mean she is hot right like no debate but if she is like super needy and/or autistic then you can only stomach so much
most esports bitches/personalities are (potentially)
*autistic
*unfunny
*rude
*stupid
*mentally unstable
>>154923625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqHi_fGvZRg
I guess this shit is arcane lore at this point it's been so long, but here's the truth of it.
>>154923448
PPD evolution tree when?
>>154923448
>went from drafting heros to drafting organizations and human lives
truly the mastermind of dota
>>154923759
>>154883879
>IS BRISTLEBACK HERE? I MIGHT PUNCH YER FACE IN.
now that i think about it, ive seen pretty much every pro with a girl at some point or another that is either a friend or gf or whatever with the exception of RTZ. is RTZ gay?
Legacy.
>>154924872
He likes to pump and dump. Pic related she hooked up with PPD and Artour at Monster Invitational with Sonya.
>look at sheever's stream
>all her beta subs are getting sick of her ignoring her boyfriend being a cunt when they play overwatch
>they literally start raging in the chat
>she just ignores them
Don't fucking unsubscribe though or anything you beta cucks that would be mean
>>154925567
Build wall, Paco.
>>154925395
>banging the queen of pastries
ew
>>154925465
Insubscribe? What are you, some kind of misogynist cis shitlord?
I'm just gonna bring her more flowers, one day she'll realize OD isn't the right one for her.
dead game
>ahri still isn't banned
THIS IS NOT FAIR LELOUCH!
>>154925567
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
*Collapses from pneumonia*
>>154926303
You jelly
MOBAs are honestly the worst piece of dog shit to ever come out of the gaming industry. Everything about them from their gameplay, to their aesthetics, to their player base is fucking awful and cancerous.
>>154926849
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1978108
>>154927007
>tfw no good streamers in this ded game
>>154927413
>be girl
>have impressive mammary glands
>suddenly can't play computer games without people accusing you of being a slut
what's wrong with society?
last post 10mins ago
>>154908268
>white guy dating an asian
thats like announcing to the world that you are a loser
>controlling literally one creep and plebs are happy with it
lel
>>154927068
>>154928158
>>154928638
Have you been sitting alone in a thread for 30 minutes?
anyone want to play on EU servers
>pick carry
>play like shit
>abandon
epic.m8.
>>154928720
What else would someone that doesn't play games do?
>>154928720
dont distract me from my schedule
why are d2g threads dead nowadays? what did I miss?
>>154929479
LoL has 100 million active players, Dota has 9, you do the math
>Win 20+ Normal Games in a row
>Pretty much everybody is above 4.5k
>Queue times are above 5 minutes now
>Suddenly out of nowhere matchmaking starts putting me with people with <30 wins, boosted accounts with entire pages of ranked loses and no courier games
Why
I unironically enjoy the diversity in US East. Peruvians tend to be children and yeah they're are annoying but it's still great being able to play with Filipinos, Cubans, Argentines, Guyanese, Jamaicans, Ecuadorians, Israelis, Germans and Ukrainians. Thank you Valve for keeping this game multicultural by shunning region lock and letting people from all over the world come together.
>>154929670
get used to it if you are still to play this game
>>154929479
You thought we were lying when we said the game is dying? 3rd worlders are the only folks left playing.
>>154884791
There is a nipple there anon
>>154929670
forced50%
HEY GUYS WHAT IFjungle riki with hotdwho gets 100% backstabs on jungle creeps while they face your HotD tank
>>154929748
I honestly didn't expect matchmaking to get worse the better I got at the game desu senpai.
>>154929907
how do you pay for your hotd?
>>154930026
by jungling with iron talon, duh
>>154898794
>egm can't lift a girl
rofl
>>154929748
>>154929670
So the no courier shit doesn't stop? I have only played 80 matches and lately I've just started randoming every game and buying the damn thing. I thought it was because everyone in my games is new too or a really bad smurf.
>pick Enigma
>teammate complains I have no items even though my camps got warded and enemy supports kept harassing me
>>154930681
>replying to resident lolposter
I'm sure you will get lots of helpful tips
>when reddit shitposting is better than d2g
>>154930681
Just man up and buy the courier every game, like holy shit the problem is easily solved by you so why complain?
>>154930968
that shit would get laughed out of /int/ for how terrible banter it is.
Can redditors do anything right?
>>154930997
But then you're buying courier for the kind of people that won't buy courier
>>154931175
They don't go to /int/, that's one thing they do right.
https://derpiboo.ru/1091977
tfw aiushtha gets 2shot by enemy lc with gorillion duel damage
>>154931465
>.ru
Dotards will unironically defend this.
Really make me think.
Finally, some esports on the horizon
Memeleague is coming back, October 11th
>>154931570
could be worse
REMINDER OUR GUY THE HON CASTER SWITCHING TO DOTA TO SAVE THE DOTA CASTING SCENE IS DOING AN AMA ON TWITCH
>twitch tv/breakycpk
>>154931706
What is this image trying to convey?
>>154930968
lel
>>154931636
wew lad who's this dick juice masseuse?
jesus christ talk about unwinnable games
I guarantee this guy browses /d2g/
>>154931819
only good thing about memeleague desu
>>154930817
>be a support
>watch as a core does stupid shit endlessly and goes 4-3
>tell him to clean it up and stop diving/charging in alone/etc
>SHUT UP NOOB NICE K/D
>as if this in any way invalidates what im saying
>Bulldog does a 10v10 streamer game.
>The only one using the mic is an attention seeking girl.
>mfw
And some people say that girls don't seek attention in videogames and it's only guys giving them it.
>>154931934
She won't be allowed there after her wardrobe malfunction sadly
White is when you are being a little brat, 15min into the game whining about the state of the game and not playing to win, saying shit like "just go next, this is a waste of time".
White is when you plunge over 40hrs into dota per week through fiending & gaming, and still say shit like "it's just a game bro lol", and act like you are too cool for the game
White is when you ruin games and suddenly your involuntarily awfulness upsets others, you go full-on 'u mad bro' stance. If you do well, it's always 'man im great'. In your world, you never lose.
White is a state of mind, not really an ethnicity thing. Kinda like the word faggot. It's hardly a gay thing, for example, in this very thread, OP is a faggot.
I always loved watching EG lose across all of their teams, but PPD retiring is genuinely sad, I think he had atleast another year or two left in him.
Atleast the honeypot meme is dead
Is that plushie the HoN version of pudge?
>>154931636
>>154931819
>>154931934
>>154932178
>posting this old hag when you could be posting sjokz
lol?
>>154914286
same
>>154932178
she flashed on her own, no wardrobe malfunction
>>154932415
such tired eyes
such tired tired eyes
>>154932415
>sjokz
she's a literal riot shill, she literally thinks riot never does anything wrong and everyone else is doing things badly in esports.
>>154932415
How is this whores' name even pronounced?
>Syoks
>Sjokes
>Yokz
Why not something pure like Sheever? That's a quality name for a quality girl
>>154932565
>How is this whores' name even pronounced?
semen demon
>>154932535
they have the most successful and popular moba and esport so they must be doing something right :^)
>>154932565
its "shocks" dumb sheeverposter
>>154932565
Not him but Sheever is pretty fucking ugly senpai. Horse-faced and way too tall. And her accent is annoying.
>>154931764
5 stack on dire with 70%+ winrates
4+1 on radiant being carried by THE ONE
>>154932718
>most successful moba esport
Riot hemorrhages money from all divisions of their esports team, they have to pay the pro's salaries 100% because they make 0 money from tourneys.
LoL might be the most popular game but as an esports venue its a complete failure.
>>154932729
And I bet you have a club foot a glass eye and fish scales instead of skin, not everyone can be genetically perfect likeJoseph Gordon-Levitt
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>>154932976
>20 posts early in a dead general so you can force your epic "look guys I'm SUCH a pedo!" animeshit
>>154932976
>14 memes early with an incorrect OP
literally kill yourself
>>154933062
>what is image limit
Dumb normieposter.
>>154933119
>what is imagelimit
a meaningless metric for a general that always hits 750 posts?
>>154931934
>that feel when Sheever bites into your cock and then waves at you