Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for early memes

>>154516304
aww shiiet

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don't post TA in this thread

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Can someone explain to me why Arc Warden has 3 in escape?

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POST THE FUCKING PUCK PEPE ALREADY FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Post hotties. I'll start

How was Sven even playable before echo sabre?

>>154516546
I posted it last thread

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>>154516387
Or else?

>>154516524
>lmao never hit field
>free manta since lv 6
>1000 gorillon of slow

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>>154516546
>mfw I actually saved it

>>154516524
The best escape is never being in any danger in the first place.

>>154516586
Same as how we used to get by with TP costing 135 gold - it didn't seem like anything was wrong at the time because we didn't know any better.

man remember when people bought mask of madness on sven

this was when hotd was in the game too

>>154516546
I dont have it I swear
>>154516850
used to give 30% ms though

>>154516850
ECHO
SABRE

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>>154516779
lmao

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Why is life so shit?

>>154516850
Remember when neither Moon Shard nor Echo Sabre existed? Fucking retard

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>EU music

>>154516779
Can you post if I get doubles?

>>154516679
>>154516785
Also explain why he only has 1 in Nuker when he can kill anyone lvl 6 in one combo

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>>154516576
you cannot deny the winter waifu

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>>154514657

Nice I saved this just in case a moment like this arrived

Legion Commander wearing a chainmail bikini
Legion Commander getting punched in the abs
Legion Commander asking for another drink at the bar
Legion Commander eating red meat
Legion Commander being restrained and tickled
Legion Commander choking Luna out till she shits her pants
Legion Commander shitting on a plate
Legion Commander rimming Jugg and Sven
Legion Commander getting her limbs removed
Legion Commander fisting a horse
Legion Commander playing with toy weapons as a kid
Legion Commander spanking CM
Legion Commander cat calling CM
Legion Commander Spiting down CM's throat
Legion Commander making Lina watch as she chokes CM with her thighs
Legion Commander sneaking into the boy's bathroom
Legion Commander playing Pitlord in 4d Chess
Legion Commander eating a banana
Legion Commander pretending to be disabled to gain disability checks
Legion Commander getting her clit pumped until it's red and swollen
Legion Commander massaging loli Pugna's earlobes
Legion Commander with a quizzical look on her face
Legion Commander drinking a cup of yogurt and spilling it
Legion Commander sleeping with Icefrog to receive buffs next patch
Legion Commander cosplaying as a magic caster
Legion Commander impregnated by Weaver's swarm
Legion Commander smelling TA's used panties
Legion Commander with a hairy crotch and armpit hair in a skimpy bikini
Legion Commander telling a guy his dick is too small to satisfy her
Legion Commander in the missionary position procreating for the sole purpose of producing offspring

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>>154516637
You don't want to know, fucko.

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>>154517125
Here you go

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>>154517354
why are you doing this

>>154516983
>>154516953
dumbasses

bet you retards still build linkens manta on dusa

>>154517452
>tfw you'll never save her

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>>154517452
here have a Kunkka dude

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>>154517337
Try me.

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>>154517584
finally

so, i play alot of caster luna( yes i know this makes me scum). It is shall i say extremely hilarious; anyways... i've been looking at ways to counter it since, she lanes extremely well as a mid or with a lane support. So her early game even if shut down, and i have been shut down, seems hard to really mess her up. Her ult gives her easy early game solo kills and so does her q spam. Once i get aghs, the game instantly becomes one sided while i have some retarded cheeky cunts smacking them with hammers i cast my ult on the ground or on one of them and they die instantly. I can also do this solo with some wards, but the real question is how to counter her team fight potential and then how to counter her solo kill potential.

My thoughts are potentially. Solo kill: use a glimmer cape to phase out even if she has sentries, you can easily negate the damage. Teamfighting: either glimmer cape and pipes or mass bkbing, but what i've seen from mass bkbing is it singles out one person to be hit by thousands of beams causing them to lose the teamfight even faster. I've also seen mass bladmailing which also seems to fail since i can buy myself a glimmer cape and avoid most of the damage.

What are your thoughts, your opinions

>>154517807
is this a post from reddit
what's your MeMeR

>>154517660
Not even a thank you, you'll get nowhere in life with that attitude

>>154517915
quick! delete your post!
delet!!

>>154517894
no, but it is my post which i posted on reddit shortly after want a large sample size mmr is only 4.4k

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>>154517915
Go fuck yourself, thats what you get for helping people on the internet

can i have the axe pepe now?

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>>154518293
pls respond

>>154518293
The sad or the smug one?

>>154518382
smug

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since we are frogposting anyone have sad tiny?

>>154518360
AXE THANKS YOU

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Can someone edit this pepe to be tusk?

>>154518843
arcana comfirmed

>all these pepes for FREE

You'll crash the pepe economy you idiots

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>>154519058

https://www.reddit.com/r/pepe/

is there something i can add to my auto exec to automatically do the rosh times?

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Is the new patch out yet?

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>>154519534
>sub 3k

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>>154516203
HOW TO FIX PUGNA for Dota 2 Version 6.89:

- Nether Ward swaps places with Life Drain and is now Pugna's Ultimate Ability

- Getting Aghs now upgrades Nether Ward instead of Life Drain

NETHER WARD:

- All current effects of and interactions with Nether Ward stay as is.

- When an enemy unit casts a spell within the AOE of the ward, the ward creates a Life Drain link connected to that unit based the current level of Life Drain. The health drained is funneled directly to Pugna, and if his HP is full, it restores his mana instead. Each time an enemy casts a new spell, the link duration is refreshed.

- AGHANIM'S UPGRADE: If an enemy unit enters the AOE of the ward, they instantly become ethereal. If an enemy leaves the AOE or gets within 100 range of the ward, they instantly become normal again. The ethereal effect is based on all the effects of the current level of Decrepify.

BAM

VIABLE & FIXED

(also if you complain about this, you're the same garbage ass-shats who complain about reworks like Ursa's new Ult when it just came out)

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>tfw everyone is posting their pepes but you have them in your computer so you can't

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>>154519534
>2.8k
>its... it's all my te...teamates fault!

KEK

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Pugna is just fine, good even, why does everyone say hes bad?

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HOW TO FIX NECROPHOS IN 6.89:

Heartstopper Aura:
>From 0.6/1.0/1.4/1.8% of max HP to 1.0/1.6.2.2/2.8% of current HP

Sadist:
>Remade entirely
>Whenever necrophos deals damage, he gains 8/12/16/20% of that damage as both life and mana spread out over 6 seconds. Effect is halved against creeps (4/6/8/10%)
>20/30/40/50% of all damage dealt to enemy heroes cannot be healed for 60 seconds.
>Includes all damage from spells, attacks, items, heartstopper aura.

Example:
>Necrophos hits an enemy with a dagon for 300 HP in damage
>Necrophos gains 10 hp/s regen and 10 mana/s regen for 6 seconds
>Enemy can't heal 150 from max HP for 60 seconds.

>>154519813
>he

>>154519845
>his voice is a man voice

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>>154519741
Easy for you to say that considering you haven't seen any of the games.

Let me humor you bud: pic related is a guy who CONSTANTLY complains about shit teammates. Give me your thoughts about him.

>>154519845
:x

Just won a ranked game, AMA.

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>>154519970
I know that fucking feel

pic related my autistic teammate who keep on going on how the enemy had insanely better teamwork or some shit

>>154519970
Looks just like you. Yeah, you might lose a game or two to every now and then because of shit teammates, but if you're the kind of person who literally makes a graphic for this thread about shit teammates, then you're probably the kind of person who tilts really fucking easily.

It's not them, it's you. Stop tilting.

>>154519970
5 retards vs 4 retards and you. Only overall important factor is you.

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>>154520101

>>154520074
was winning part of your plan?

>>154520239
Yeah i picked timbersaw.

>>154520290
He's a big guy

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] dota_unit_allow_moveto_direction 0
Unknown command: dota_unit_allow_moveto_direction
] dota_unit_allow_moveto_direction 1
Unknown command: dota_unit_allow_moveto_direction

What did they mean by this?

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>>154520147
>Looks just like you

Its arteezy.
Is arteezy shit for going on a losing spree and complaining about bad teammates.

"BUT BUT BUT"

>>154520101

Nice post, heres a (You) for you.

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Only 9 inches?
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/14/Legcom_lasthit_04.mp3

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>>154517452
Haha animeNEET getting baited around like a bitchass
animeNEET is also a Slacks poster lmao
What a time to be alive

>OD is balanced
one must wonder what the operating system frog meant by this

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>>154518781

>>154520506
The difference between you and rtz is about 7000 mmr.

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well for once

>>154520506
rtz doesn't really complain about teammates about losing, just questions the stupid shit they do sometimes and makes him go tilt

he has literally said like ten times in the past hes not even trying on his smurf, and he's still 7k lmao

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>tfw you realize /d2g/ is filled with 3k babbies

You are not entitled to an opinion about this game until you reach at least 4000 MMR.

>>154520525
>it's a teenager grabs a ruler and uses the cm part to measure his dick and claim that it was in inches

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>>154520735

>>154520506
He was fucking tilted. Just like you are. Fuck off and stop trying to blame everyone but yourself, this is why you'll never rise above 2k.

For the good of everyone, please stop posting, you're wasting precious space on this thread.

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>>154520735
I like what I see.

>>154520870
>t. 4k shitter
So you're saying people like Slacks are entitled to an opinion? With how inflated the system has gotten 6k is the new cutoff

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>>154520735
added shade to his arm, got keep the quality high on these :^)

>>154520506
By what we can gather from your posts, the main concern here is you and your attitude.

Change it and you'll start getting better at the game.

>>154519828
What made you think that was even remotely balanced

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oh I wanna join in

New patch when? After the roster lock I would guess.

>>154521125
necrolyte is an underpowered hero and needs a buff and needs something unique to distinguish him
this game is filled with tanky heroes with heals wrecking the meta by 5 manning up with regen
so this would hit two birds with one stone

>>154521443
hopefully never, this is the best patch in years

Is the purge hotkeys video any good? if so I'm gonna watch it during class tomorrow

>>154521475
>needs something unique to distinguish him

nigga, locking dead heroes away is pretty unique. He's not underpowered, he's just outside the meta.

>>154521487
no dude, they need to fix techies to be playable again. I dont care if he is not meta.

>>154521487
There's still so many heroes who are literally unviable, and still lots of crap items which nobody builds. It's a good meta, but there's still room for improvement

what is the hero of choice nowadays for people making money boosting accounts

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Can someone please just give me a hero pick and general strategy to ensure wins.
I dont fucking care what it is. I just want to fucking carry games on my own fucking skill.
Which heroes can you spam and just win the game with on your own. Even if your entire rest of the team is retarded.
That includes buying ward because there are no viable support players here.

I have been thinking Kunkka but please tell me if I am wrong and should do something different.

>>154521856
Also there is many stuff that people is not aware off, like today i learned that urn when it get his first charge, it gets 2

>>154521856
>room for improvement
literally valvo and icefroge will think this and more likely than not mAKE it worse

enjoy this patch while you can boys

>>154521974
meepo

>>154522015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktp15sqClNY
>literally have only lost two games out of the 18 i've used this build on
keep climbing man, we'll get out of the trenches soon enough

>>154519970
Anon, just mute everyone. I get it. You're probably tilted real easily. Just mute them all at the start of the game and focus on yourself. You'll see your self improve when you're not distracted by the 4 autists on your team. You only have one autist to worry about and that's (you)

>>154520525
someone post the pasta

>>154522272
Literally this

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>>154522217
>people actually use this videos as guides

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this is my life in the past two days

>>154522431
can't argue with results kappa

What's the best item to give Dazzle an escape?

>>154517169
they're unreliable.

flux requires the target to be solo, wraith requires them to walk into the AOE

>>154522786
glimmer or force

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>>154522709

>>154522786
BKB Grave TP

>>154522015
Kunkka is useless against high HP and regen teams.

>>154522867
you're funny

>>154522907
generally the only good kunkka is max stats and buy five dagons

>>154522786
armlet

>>154522431
>the gulag actually makes a guide and it's the next meme build going around

>>154522786
Just tp out bro 8D

i'm already tired of the illusions guys

>>154522786
helm of the dominator

>>154520870
>4k
4k is the new 3k. At 4k people just run around like retards, being inefficient. Get atleast 5.2k or something before you talk.
Getting 4k is not any kind of an achievement, most people stuck at 3k make an alt that calibrates at 4k

>>154523249
>2016
>following guides

yeah youll climb out of sub 5k trenchbro

>>154523360
good thing the new hero will not us- oh wait

>>154523360
>he doesn't counter it with cleave or any aoe

>>154523027
What if dagon gave 0%/3%/6%/9%/12% spell damage?

What the fuck do you do when you pick a support and get a dual offmemelane against you, which is some shit like the lich+skywrath, underlord+undying, underlord+venomancer and other nasty shit, and your lane parthner is some shit like Slark or Spectre, a really weak early game carries?
If i go agressive on their asses, i just die, if i don't, we both die, if i leave the carry get the solo exp and roam, he dies, if i pull the creepwave to deny them gold and experience, they dive and kill us both, because their creeps are tanking the tower for them.
What the fuck am i supposed to do?

i hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about league of legends when dota exists

can anyone explain it to me

>>154523412
The last time I actually followed guides was 2010, then I saw that you could stack some orbs in DOTA2.

i hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about Dota when HoN exists

can anyone explain it to me

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>tfw you've finally hit 3 average KDA over all games and can now look down on 2 KDA shitters

>>154523609
Maybe people like being able to jungle.

>>154523743
Dota's alive

i hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about HoN when dota1 exists

can anyone explain it to me

>>154523754
t. support main

>>154523592
have mid gank frequently?
have people tp in when they dive?
idk dude be creative

i hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about Girls when Boys exist

can anyone explain it to me

>>154523827
No, I just play everything but heroes like Meepo and Arc

I hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about 3d women when anime exists
can anyone explain to me

i hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about 4chan when reddit exists

can anyone explain it to me

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>>154523937
>>154523993
really makes you think

>>154523937
maybe people like having free speech, I dunno man

>>154523993
haha i posted it a minute (42 seconds) before you
boy you sure look stupid now

>>154523592
You yell at your other support to come help. Alternatively, you lose because some retard on your team was afraid of laning and picked a jungler and he wont come out until the game is already lost.

magnus kunkks is the funniest shit

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>>154523828
>have people tp in when they dive?
>>154524086
>other support
You sure that we are playing the same game?

>>154523990
>not getting 10+ KDA on Spectre

>>154523993
>>154523937
holy shit dude
how many reddit fags are on d2g?

i hate to sound like a broken record but i honestly cannot tell what's enjoyable about supporting when iron talon exists

can anyone explain it to me

>>154523592
A couple of options depending on the game. First look at the lane and think "Is this salvageable in any way?"
If yes, how? They can't take towers or dive your carry? Then pull so he can atleast get some cs under tower or behind it.
Can the offlane or mid gank once they hit their powerspike?
Are both lanes gonna recover if you swap?
If no, then:
Accept that the lane is lost, do your best to win other lanes. Gank or if the offlaner doesn't need solo xp, go there and make sure their safelane doesn't get anything.
Can your carry farm stacks? If so, gtive him some recovery stacks.
One thing aggro dual lanes often do is get really hungry for kills, so if they dive, tell everyone to have tps ready and run into the trees next to your tower.
But basically if it's a really strong lane vs a really weak lane, accept that you got outdrafted and try to win other lanes. Recovery gold is great so if if possible get your carry some kills midgame

>>154523592
>switch lane with your offlaner and have carry farm offlane instead
>abandon safelane alltogether and fuck with theirs instead
>let carry fend for himself and gank mid
it's really not that hard

>>154523590
i would probably die because if the hilarity also in terms of amp thats not a bad buff for an item like lets say a necro book but not 12 max more like 8% at level 3

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>>154523862
I like the way you think.

>>154524221
Fine then, pick support huskar or some shit and throw spears at them until they give your carry some breathing room. If you are playing in a bracket where everyone is a shitter and refuse to get some friends to play with then I don't know what you want us to do to improve the quality of your games. Just pick a carry yourself if you're better than everyone else.

>>154523990
whos harder
meepo or arc

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>thirdies

Arc is easy as fuck.
Meepo is also easy if all you do is poof combo, but playing Meepo on a level where you got control on all your Meepos and know exactly what to do to get one of them out is hard

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How can one man be so based?
>tfw no Nyanners gf

>>154524304
/thread

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>>154523384
>3k players can calibrate at 4k

Maybe in your European servers...

My point still stands though, we are not talking about good or bad players, we are discriminating between at a bare minimum capable, applied players and completely retarded fucking shitbags like this 2k guy crying about tilting.

>tl;dr: if you wanna discuss any aspect of this game, get AT LEAST 4000 solo MMR in any respectable server

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>>154524304

>>154524735
I am NA though. Been playing on both servers, and gaining MMR on EU servers is actually way harder. You can play retard abusers for way longer in NA

>>154524735
no wait

>tl;dr: if you wanna discuss any aspect of this game, get AT LEAST 4000 solo MMR in any respectable server and you must belong to a region that has placed higher than 7th in TI6

>>154524416
Meepo. IF you see someone pick meepo, then the game will be either a 4v5 or it'll turn into a 9v4 rape

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>>154524435
>he bully "thirdies" even though they are the ones carrying his ass

>>154522217
>fucking baited me into hearing baumi's voice again
God damn

>>154524735
We are talking about what what is the highest MMR players can have, while still getting bullied. And that max is somewhere around 5k

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Did RTZ random Huskar or what?

>>154524961
yeah i figured
i somehow belived memesters saying meepo is fucking ez just poof tab

>>154524620
Nyanners is like sjw tumblr crazy isn't she? She also removed her pomf video

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>you must belong to a region that has placed higher than 7th in TI6

>>154524967
>animeNEET thirdie

Is there anything worse?

>>154524620
Also missing some context here, what did she thnak him for?

>>154525128
Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

>>154523754
how do u see kda average over all games?

>>154525176
>fishnet
>rainbow

that person is a flaming faggot

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Threadly reminder that Hillary Rodham Clinton died of complications from a cerebrovascular event on 9/11/2016 and was replaced by a body double.

>>154516203
Does anyone know source of OP image? i'm straight up buying a print of this if I can, it's not fantastic but I love the composition and I play almost every one of these heroes frequently

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Ember Spirit aghs:
>Fire Remnant charge replenish reduced to 25 seconds and max charges increased to 5.
>Activate Fire Remnant now casts Sleight of Fist centered on the Remnants when they explode

>>154525176
EG = NA
DC = EU
Wings = China
MVP = Korea
Fnatic = Philippines or w/e shitstain country
So only ones left out are CIS and SA? How is that a suprise that they're shit?

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>if you wanna discuss any aspect of this game, get AT LEAST 4000 solo MMR in any respectable server

This should be posted in every /d2g/ thread, reddit and all the other dota 2 communities out there.

>>154525674
>DC
>EU
4Head

>>154525739
>This should be posted in every /d2g/ thread, reddit and all the other dota 2 communities out there.
Yeah because people can't possibly lie on the internet

>>154525509
Threadly reminder to stop posting your dumb webms

>>154525739
>be 800 mmr
>play zeus
>hit 6 then go afk casting ult every time it is off cd
>calibrate 4500 mmr

nice game dotards

>>154525651
this would be op he could attack five times

>>154525872
They fixed it m8 now you have to time it so you ks everything.

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>>154516546
>>154517452
worry not my man
i have your pepe

Guys can literally do everything Girls do but better.

Defend this dotards.

Does calibration actually matter anymore? I remember it used to kinda put you at a range of skill levels based on your previous performances in calibration matches, and initially based off your unranked MMR. Now, however, it looks like it's just play games from your unranked MMR and then you find out what the MMR is after 10 games. I stomped all 10 of my calibration games and my MMR stayed the same as it did on the first game.

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>>154525817
it's a good webm fuck you
here have a tunnel vision webm everyone loves these right

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>>154525674
>south america didn't get at least 7th place
Uhm..you are wrong.

TI consider "the Americas" as a whole region, therefore, EG represented SA.

Do you have any other silly argument for me to debunk?

>>154526024
I can't

>>154526035
so you're suggesting that you had a solo mmr before you calibrated your solo mmr?

are you okay hillary?

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>mfw I actually enjoy PSG's webms

>>154526060
I do.
>>154525204

>>154526137
What I was meant to say is that my average MMR on the first game was the exact same as the last game.

>>154526060
ok
Literally no one thinks SA=NA though

>>154526035
my average mmr went DOWN after I won a game playing support

even if you win all 10 you will be at most +200 from where you started which is your hidden unranked mmr

>>154525674
>dc = eu

how? they scrimmed in NA, qualified in NA, lived in NA

can you explain your logic

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Just randomed Axe and went mid. Why does this hero exist?

>>154526242
I think it gives you MMR based on your hidden MMR, and the 9 calibration gamesz just lift or lower your mmr by 25 per game.

>>154526242
what the fuck are you talking about? what you're saying doesn't make sense

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>>154526060
If TI let South America have their own qualifier 2 slots would be wasted on a guaranteed 15-16th finish. It would be the same if Valve gave Africa a qualifier.

man its been like a year since the last 3pac song

where is that nigga

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I still can't believe a young talent like 3pac was taken from us so early fuck this gay earth

>>154526408
That's what I'm saying I think happens.

>>154526443
Reading comprehension

>>154526374
>Have EU team with EU genes
>switch regions for easier TI slot and tournaments
Literally Zephyr 2.0
Are you saying when Zephyr won games, you went "Man, those koreans really are good"
Next you're gonna tell me that EG is 100% NA skill

>>154526505
I am unironically enjoying this song

why is life so unfair?

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>>154526401
>1700 mmr

I could win every game at your mmr with noboots butterfly rush ogre magi.

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>It's a 3k babies get mad because better players tell them their opinions about dota 2 are esencially worthless episode

>>154526468
if valve actually used that logic then they wouldn't have invited any eu teams to ti

>>154526493
he was to savage for his time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITphBCtRP4c

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>>154526613
They shouldn't have invited EU teams though.

>>154526039
zzz

You always post webms of games were your team is stomping anyway. Please stop.

>>154525362
so has anyone saved her pomf video?

>>154526545
no but they were part of sea dota

are you incapable of understanding that a player's ethnicity or birthplace has nothing to do with the team origin?

now I understand why europe has such a large issue with muslims taking over their society

>>154526039
what the fuck is the point of crimson tide

>>154526590
skill brackets exist for a reason, 2k

>>154526762
FREE damage block?

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>>154526182
ding ding AUGHHH motherfucker

you guys realized kunkka is dead/a ghost right?
>drowning sounds when he dies
>talks to his crew as if he thinks he is on the ship
>admiral of an entire fleet that was lost, if a captain goes down with his ship an ADMIRAL sure as fuck goes down with his FLEET

I'm not sure why they didn't use my aghs suggestion of ghost crew members who steal gold from enemy units/heroes and slow. Probably too much like undying zombies.

fun fact: I invented DP's spirit siphon right here on d2g and they straight up took it.

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>>154526505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aWGlPvqoMg

>>154526401
>those builds on EVERYONE

I want a 1.5k account.

>>154526743
Do you not understand that I don't care what org the team belongs to, if it's literally OUR GUYS winning games?
Like are you NA people really proud about a paki, indian and an asian winning you a TI?

>>154526762
for teammates, also the regen (which i'd have died without). in my bracket tide works amazingly as an unkillable aura carrier. i tend to buy vlads on him most games though, but look at the enemy heroes vs crimson guard for my team.

>>154526829
>you guys realized kunkka is dead/a ghost right?

You know water is wet, right?

>>154526590
And then the fed enemy PA one-shots your hero. You have no idea what it's really like in the trench. You'd honestly go insane playing here.

>>154526865
What's wrong with my Axe build?

>>154526601
hye ryouko onee chan

>>154526910
yea because I play with sumail and other na players

do you identify with people just because of their skin color lmao

making fun of shitskins when you're basically one too

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>>154527030
>PSG
>has no idea what it's like in the trench

really, guy? I'll give you a pass since I wasn't wearing my trip.

>>154526991
hey man, sometimes I gotta purple pill you on less dank maymays before I orange pill you on the REAL memes

like the fact that abaddon's helmet is made out of the past nyx assassin's skull

>>154527068
So if PPD decides to make a winner team and transfers to EU for easier wins, he will be our guy, not yours?

>manually casting orbs doest pull creep aggro

HEHEHEHAHEHHEHEH LE EPIC OLDFAG MEMS

ONLY LE WARCRAFT OLDFAGS WILL KNOW THIS MEME

XDD

fuck off with this arbitrary faggot shit

kill yourslef

>>154527173
please

PLEASE

P L E A S E

For the love of God stop using that shitty HUD and pick a different one, it's quite literally the most triggering part of your webms

>>154527215
yea

Why does Crimson Guard have such a weird cooldown and why doesn't it affect creeps?

>>154527173
>Retards throwing themselves at you for no reason

Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>154527173
>like the fact that abaddon's helmet is made out of the past nyx assassin's skull

That's just some bullshit some idiot was saying on reddit, it isn't true

>>154526829
They need to bring back the one true king and make Kunkka into some wraith admiral

>>154525238
Artour took her virginity

>>154527246
ahahaha this mad lolbab hon shitter mad that his game is DEAD and has to jump ship to relevant games

im mentally challenged

>>154526505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTPu8kJfGOc

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>>154527269
>hating on malice
>literally my favorite item in the game except for Anguilla

dude stop. which one is better though

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>>154527394
of course not anon almost all of my webms are of really bad/stupid plays

>tfw your magnum opus was poopoo shackle girl 2 years ago and you'll never top it

>>154527497
I'm pretty sure I actually originated that bit of trivia on here, mang. wouldn't surprise me if it has spread. Look at his helmet though. You can assume nyx assassins don't look identical but the shape is generally the same

>>154527527
>wraith admiral
stop it anon you're making my buckles bulge

>>154527659
Any one of them is a step up imo. I'd use either Azure Constellation or the DK one

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>>154527246
>dota 2 babs burdened by toxic ancient knowledge

Have you tried that korean 2009 game that all the kids were talking about a few years ago? I don't remember the name...

>>154527647
atleast you acknowledge, unlike everyone else here.

>>154527647
Hi Jacky

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>>154527871
man, I gotta tell you, I just absolutely positively love malice. I've always been into dark/twisted art and etc and I was surprised to see something so representative of it in the game.

azure constellation sucks imo. I don't like bright spots on dark background, tiny little things to steal your attention. The DK one is quite good. I'd probably use mana pool if i changed.

All these HUDs are going to become deprecated with the New Path update. Ugh.

>>154527836
>6.89
>spiritbreaker still hasn't broken windranger's back to force a remodel

>watch RTZs stream
>Jizz in my pants is playing

Goddammit why

>>154528107
>I've always been into dark/twisted art
Alright, that explains it. Never mind PSG, you do you.

>>154527836
>only gets away due to how retarded the other team is
how_to_spot_a_PSG_webm.jpg

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>>154527647
Don't worry anon!! ^_^

Not being able to calibrate at least 4000 MMR is not the most important thing in this life.

Just be happy with yourself and be nice to everyone!! (:

>>154517235
I want to read books with Auroth.

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>>154528451
wah sugoi qt bb ^^

>>154528583
feel the difference

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>>154528147
we do know that originally wind was a tittymonster. However, her "broken" spine means she assumes a laid-back posture when shooting etc, and I assume animators saw this "error" and agreed that it works better for the character.

If wind were standing up really straight all of a sudden, she wouldn't be herself anymore

>>154528232
thanks I will. take this, it's my favorite contemporary art

https://vimeo.com/16056709

>>154528447
such is the point anon, such is the point. I don't get to make genuinely good plays very often in my games because genuinely good plays tend to involve the input of multiple players.

---fag line---

Who wants a set? You have to be my FRIEND on STAME though stearncornmunity.com/swayzesghost

bane is already gone

>>154528847
tinker set psjay
its me tangeant
http://steamcommunity.com/id/daendelion/

>>154527545
rtz is gay. Like this isn't even a question he's full on homosexual gay here...
Not the feminine penis kind, not the traps are kinda hot kind, the full bara on bara gay kind
Nyanners is a dyke so it kind of checks out

>>154529102
>the full bara on bara gay kind
hahahah this made me laugh way harder than i should
wpwp

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>>154527659
COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF GOOD HUDS:
default
radiant entity
direstone
mana pool
familiar woods - hootsy
ti5
any other huds are guaranteed to have some stupid texture to them or are extremely bright and eye-catching when they should be dull and dark to make the important features stand out

>>154529225
LC should gank my butt :3

So what role(s) do you think monkey king will be

I bet anything mid

>>154529225
What does the LC model look like without the helmet on?

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>>154528847
Who wants to not look like a tool that's friends with PSG?

Add me id/engio and I'll give you guys any cache set you want (that's still in my inventory). Meepo and WW sets are unbundled, but I'll give out all the components except the loading screen.

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>>154529310
>the way his eyes are closed really tight

man fucking rofl at that icon
>D-DON'T SHOVE IT IN TOO ROUGH

>>154529310
>hen they should be dull and dark to make the important features stand out
u nailed it my man

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>>154529331
>not wanting Sven to

>>154529356
she has a skully. (confirmed in the comic that she's head shaved) however, headcanon lc without helmet is the beautiful brown long haired one

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>>154529434
>LC + Sven spitroast

>>154529365
>competing attention against psg
lololol mane

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dotards ?

>>154529310
>no jolly roger
u gay

>>154529559
>recent patches
wasn't that build what everyone built before battlefury

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>>154529310
>Mana pool
11/10 taste

>>154529527
Would you rather take Sven or LC on your ass?
Keep it in mind, __LC has the bigger, thicker dick.

Juicy J is just a discount 2Chainz

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>>154529769
hard to say, sven would be rougher so I guess I'd suck off sven and let LC pound my butt

>>154529917
(You)

>>154529217
I'm sorry but I happen to be an expert on this topic. His gayness doesn't get in the way of his TI placements though

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>>154528847
>tfw free tinker set
>thats right
>FREE
suck it u fags

>>154529917
>download some new juicy j cd
>every other song is about haters

how the fuck you rich for like 15 years and still surrounded by haters and niggas u gotta watch all the time? sound like a person problem to me

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>hes not friends with psg

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This guy is Ghost Revenant.

>>154529559
I think he built vanguard early that game to rush an abysall, he was up against an ember and tinker. Didnt he also build shadow blade? It was all situational obviously
Plus, he was in matumba chat recently mocking AM building vlads, so I don't think that's a build anymore

>>154528847
>https://vimeo.com/16056709
yeah im not clicking that screamer shit

9 decides what i click/watch

how do I play arc warden?

>>154530870
its pretty much literally an 8 minute long screamer. watch it though, especially if you like industrial music or have the depression

i feel like shit like this is what the inside of my mind/thoughts looks like. :(

>lose in dota
>imagine brutally killing some youngish teenage kid because of stupid shit he did in the dota game
>this happens like every single time

Esports when?

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>>154529356

>>154531045
mane stop being edgy

get over that phase lel

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>>154531159
>thought about killing myself every day for at least the past 22 years straight

wish i could, buddy. why do you think i meme.

Why do you think...I meme.

>>154531136
what about that horse set anon????

>>154529559
kek he went that build like one time, and now its 'official'?

how come SEAcret wasn't invited to MPGL?

>arteezy doesn't go vyse or orchid
>goes radiance
>loses

huh

>>154531136
>she's actually THICC under all those drapes

To the workshop I go

>>154531348
Because Puppey thinks scrimming in EU will win him TI lol

>>154529310
9/10 you forgot Cruel Diretide.

>>154531609
>commoners hud

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>when someone hits you with their balls and you get stupider

How to fix lone druid in 6.89:

>Lone druid now has entangling claws while in True Form. Shares cooldown with spirit bear.
>Spirit bear now has Battle Cry. Shares cooldown with lone druid
>Rabid bonus attack speed from 10/20/30/40% to 30/40/50/60%
>Rabid duration from 18/22/26/30 to 20/30/40/50
>True Form base attack time from 1.5 to 1.5 / 1.4 / 1.3

>>154532110
that looks cool enuf to be a tattoo

>>154532247
>"i cant press tab uuuuhhh make micro easier"

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>internet goes out mid match

>>154532527
>have to do 3x the effort for 1/3 the effect
literal stories of chen / meepo / ld / brood / furion

>>154532596
>get out of low priority 5 games, which took like 22 games
>internet connection randomly goes out at like 3pm during my second match out of low prio
>in low priority again and also muted when the connection restores like 5.01 minutes later

>>154532247
>how to fix hero
>make him OP
?

>>154532762
>worst hero in entire game
>buff him slightly
>?????
>OVERPOWERED LMAO

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If rtz builds drum on ember I'm quitting dota

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>>154532756
>Queued with a 5 stack of better players
>Trying hard to impress them
Why is my life suffering

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>>154532857
?
he's one of us

>>154532814
>slightly
>>Rabid bonus attack speed from 10/20/30/40% to 30/40/50/60%
>>Rabid duration from 18/22/26/30 to 20/30/40/50
>>True Form base attack time from 1.5 to 1.5 / 1.4 / 1.3

Literally only ONE of those would make him pickable, TWO to make him pretty good, all of those just goes to show how we need the frosty amphibian even though he pretty much just rolls the dice and adds random shit nowadays.

>>154533043
>20% aspd would break LD
lmao
>going from 100% uptime on rabid to 100% uptime with less need to recast it as often, same 50 over 30 as it USED to be, would break LD
????

>>154532956
>deso
>only 1 bf
nah