Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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get your worthless gulagian voice heard, you worthless scum

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second for funstacks

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I REFUSE to play the game without hand holding a friend.

>>154552448
theres no such thing as a semi neet

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>>154552448
>semineet

is this some forced shitty excuse for newshit normies who are desperately trying to fit in lmao?

>>154552494
lets FUCK cummyko poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitdRdcTnYE

HELP I CAN'T BREATHE.

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>>154552581
I havent played Dota in a while, whats the best mode to start le-learning heroes and habits? I tried queing for all random deathmatch but nobody seems to be playing that.

>>154552559
>>154552581
the vast majority of uni students are semiNEETs

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Xth for Zai.

what is new on the 'lag

>>154552657
>2016
>being uni student

Get the fuck out of here underage

>>154552657
this

eventhough I am enrolled at an uni, I haven't seen a lecture hall in 6 months - I just go there for the tests

>>154552640
accidental quote.

>wanna play Invoker for ebin pr0 playz
>he looks complicated as fuck I'd propably just go 0/12

>>154552657
>university
>NEET

are you fucking retarded

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2637521823

I was dazzle, What went wrong?

>>154552737
He doesn't even know what NEET means of course he's retarded. Some normie thinks it's epic meme and tries to fit in.

if you don't have a gf you are a semi-neet

now you're just fishing for replies

if you don't lift you are a semi-neet

if you watch porn you are a semi-neet

>>154552737
non-stem uni can hardly be argued to count as education

if you play video games you are a semi-neet

it is official

semiNEETs are greater than normies who are greater than NEETs

if you watch Dragon Ball or One Punhc Man or Attack on Titan but hate every other weeb shit you are a semi-neet

add me up semiNEET bros

http://steamcommunity.com/id/merem

Sometimes I really hate you faggots.

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/d2g/ I think smelly paki called Lelouch is stalking me AGAIN

Help!!

>d2g dunning krugering a false dichotomy between NEETs and normies

>>154553190
>look mommy I just found out about Rustle.

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>he is not semiNEET master race

if you dont really enjoy parties but sometimes go anyway because you are invited so often and feel bad about rejecting all the time you are semi-neet

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>>154553234
>getting triggered by Rustle

Shistkin=shittaste

semiNEETs are smart, they get the best of both worlds

NEETs have to hard commit to shut in isolation for the rest of their life, as well as either living with their family, or really shitty government welfare

semiNEETs get to NEET out but don't have to sacrifice their entire lives to it

>>154553297
>shit at dota
>posts Rustle because he just found out about it.
>unironically russian.
>plays tree of saviour
pathetic.

I mean sometimes I just REALLY fucking hate you faggots.

>that one redditor who keeps getting mad

>>154552693
found the 14 year old

the gulag is on suicide watch


not because anything happened just a lot of d2g are autistic shut in neets who often neck themselves

>calibrate at 2k back in 2014
>get better in unranked
>come back to ranked
>climb 700 mmr within a week, 72% winrate in ranked
>check players' dotabuffs out of curiousity
>some people have thousands of games in 2k ranked with sub 50%, even sub 45% winrates

thats just.. depressing and sad

>>154553478
thank god im a glorious semiNEET then

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surely NEETs must realize that they are a dying vocal minority on 4chan... right?

>>154553516
>calibrate at 3k in 2014
>climb like 300 points
>they removed captains draft
>never touch ranked again

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>>154553378
>3k mmr
>shitskin paki called Malik
>hated on /a/ and /vg/
>deeply obsessed fucked in a head stalker
>paki stalker
>shit taste in everything
>shit at everything
>became a janitor to stalk on 4chan

Well that's what a paki who unironically picked up nickname Lel Ouch would do.

>>154553582
>surely NEETs must realize that they are a dying
of course they do idiot, they're the ones doing the necking.

rofl the NEETromance between merem and lelouch is afire

>semiNEET

demiNEET is where it's at niggas.

merem is a normie u guys lol

I don't think you faggots understand, I fucking hate you motherfuckers sometimes like god fucking damn.

>>154553764
Some 4chan mod stalks you? but why

>>154553848
Fuck off faggot jannycuck nobody likes you and your avatarfagging here

>>154552725
just play him in bots

bullcock swatted lmao

It actually makes sense. Only reason this avatarfagging homo >>154553848 isn't banned is because he is janitor.

fucking christ

>>154554005
>tfw reporting a janitor
fuck the police coming straight from the underground.

>merem having a conversation with himself about the latest lie he came up with.

Man thank god I'm white and not a shitskin from Pakistan wew...

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W-what happpened to Bulldong???
He left his stream hanging..

>Bulldog's fucking dead on stream.
;_;

Is this legitimately a bug? I've earned 15 commends in 5 games.

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>>154554152
>>154554143
>>154553956

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>>154554160
in dota2 you used to be able to commend and report for several or all of the given reasons
this is still how it works in csgo
some years ago they removed the ability to commend or report in-game for multiple reasons, because obviously people will just use them all anyway
since they introduced the fancy post-game scoreboard, they never limited the number of reasons you can commend/report, so it's essentially how it used to be again
the commend button automatically commends you for all 4 reasons if you do it post-game, but the in-game commend menu only lets you commend for 1 reason
reporting someone post-game also lets you select multiple reasons, but i don't know if it changes anything at all
the number of commends you get is counted on a per-commends basis in the conduct summary page, but on your profile it is counted on a per-reason basis, meaning that any commends you receive in the post-game are now inflated by 400% on your profile
of course, if you do the "developer 1" "dota_game_account_debug" trick everyone here uses to measure their precious shadow pool mmr, you can see exactly how many commends you've received for each of the 4 reasons, and you can generally tell how many commends have been made in the old system and in the post-game scoreboard (but this will only really be clear if you tally it all up compared to your number of commends on a per-commends basis)

thank u for ur time

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I want to watch agent cucky, not Dota...

>>154554460
>>154554247

>>154554247
>le trump is le reddit xd

kys

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>its a "aussie powerhour" episode
fug

>>154554247
kys cuck

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>>154552397
What went wrong?

>>154553937
Azif?

>>154554647
some retard picked cuck the faerie dagon

>>154554647
What happened to that Jakiro?

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who shitposting from work here

>>154554615
Since this shitposting is completely uninspired I think that a leaf infestation is more likely.

>>154554731
No idea, he randomed and was feeding/dropping wards dust smoke from minute 1

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um doturds?

>playing ASSFAGGOTS in 2016
>HURR DUDE LOOK I'M KILLING CREEPS FOR 20 MINUTES
>5 seconds teamfight
>GG MY FUCKING TEAM SUCKS THANKS TO THEM I BUILT FULL INT ANTI MAGE

how do you get pneumonia in 2016

lmao america hello?

>play poorly
>entire team rallies up and blames me, saying i should never play dota again
>realize that no one makes any tactical calls to begin with and that i could have been playing the game muted and with all chat muted from the beginning
>mute all chat and myself and play the game like that for the rest of my life
Good idea, right?

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>>154554810
Because video game is so shit right now. What else should I play that required high skill and high learning curve??????

/d2g/, how do i legion?

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>>154554909
>Because video game is so shit right now. What else should I play that required high skill and high learning curve??????

>>154554960
you buy vanila first

:^)

>>154554960
just buy it and start playing? you even get an instant boost to level 100

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>>154554912
fuck off redditor

>>154517303
>Legion Commander making Lina watch as she chokes CM with her thighs
pls I need this

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>>154554750
whatayatalkinabeet

>>154555158
virgin spotted

>>154555203
virgin-spotter spotted

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>live in south america
>plays in na east
>win
Dotards?

>>154555390
what would we do as a community if liege lel ouch killed himself tho... fuck :(

>>154555529
>lives in russia
>plays on euw
>makes 9 people lose
Dotards?

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>>154555529
>>live in south america
>>win

>>154555529
>live in east europe
>play in US east with 200 ping
>win
dotards?

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Why is life so shit?

>>154555657
No one hears you.

>Admiral Bulldog unapologetically saying "nigger" on stream
Why is he still allowed to play Dota again?
Why hasn't Valve stepped in? This is honestly deplorable behaviour. If anybody said "nigger" in any other sport, they'd be thrown out on the spot.

This isn't the way we should conduct things.

>>154554810
>implying moba teamfights require skill or are exciting
LOOK MOM IM PRESSING QWER AND THEN THE DUDE WITH MORE IMAGINARY MONEY WHICH WILL BE RESET IN THE NEXT MATCH ANYWAY WINS DXD

>>154555815
shut the fuck up nigger

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>>154552494
I refuse to play the game with friends

cause I'll fuck up and throw the game.

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>Dendi just started streaming
>But Bulldog is about to start playing Hitman
WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

>>154555815
shut up nigger

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>>154555894
Agent Cucky of course, who the fuck cares abotu Dnedi

>>154555619
where should they q
euw or eue

>>154556027
maybe......

maybe

if

they
had
a
server
called
russia
they
could
queue
on
that
lol
xd
:)

>put too much tabasco in my dinner
>cant eat it

uuum dotards?
hello?

>>154556017
cute!

>>154556083
>put too much dinner in my tabasco
>can't eat it
umm dotards?

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>>154556083
>dinner
>16:05

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>>154554909

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>>154556334

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I don't even have to do well. I don't even have to try. All I have to do is get some sentries so my team blows up riki, press W on our carry, heal people and press R if stuff gets messy. Bonus if you use your mek, but who cares about that, you probably won't need to use it in the first place. Enjoy your 4.8k MMR.

>>154555894
Do people still like Dendi? His nice guy personality is just an act which you can see when he streams. When he streams he acts like your generic Russian kid.
Also he has never been good.

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Dotards?
Hola?

>>154556225
Kill all Finns

>>154556421

but people start buying diffusal at 3.5k

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What is a good Sven build?

Mine is almost always HotD, Treads, Echo Sabre, Blink, BKB, Daedalus, Satanic, BoT, Moon Shard. It never changes. But the dps feels so low lategame, and it feels like I can get picked off by physical damage too. What items are great on Sven that I'm forgetting?

how old were you when you realised that mmr is a false economy?

unless u calibrate 5k+ it is almost impossible to progress

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>>154554909
https://youtu.be/mLyxqBL_J_E?t=2728
take a look

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How do you play Clankz? I've seen some people pick up Hurricane Pike and it seems brilliant.
>Clinkz can already 3-4 shot squishies with Deso
>Gives a brilliant attack speed buff when you activate it
>More mobility
>Can force people into your creeps so you have full vision and can always get your attacks off
Seems pretty great to me.

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>>154556682
?
im mid 5k now without really even trying to improve

>>154556682
Calibrated at 2.9k, am at 4.1k right now.

Get good, look at yourself before your allies
>but my entire team went 0-20
Okay, but that doesn't happen every game, and if it does, it's a natural miracle that it doesn't happen to the enemy team. It's almost as if the team you're on never wins for some strange reason.

>>154556868
nice dotabuff my man

>>154556806
>guy who graphs every single game he plays
>"I didnt really try to improve"

Hey, guess what, literally autistic person: Check this out-- you are not smarter than everyone else in the world, we can, in fact, tell when you're obviously lying. I know this is hard for you to understand.

>>154556537
You replace your echo sabre lategame with a more useful item.
ac/heart/skadi/moon shard/mkb/butterfly
Also 7th slot refresher
If you still lack dmg/tankyness and dont need to initiate you can also consider getting rid of blink

>>154556868
I heard that if you got reported too many times theres a hiden pool where you'll always get in the teams that never win

>>154556892
What does it matter? I've climbed by getting better and ironing out mistakes and flaws while trying to get good with certain heroes and picking correctly.

If you're CONSTANTLY pulling upwards, you'll eventually climb, depending on how hard you pull your team upward.
OR
You could pick Omniknight and get to 4.5k for free.

>>154556721
Echo sabre
Abyssal Blade
BoT
Vladmirs

>>154556993
Then
>I didn't really try
Now
>All you need to do to climb is HARDCORE trihard and only focus on climbing and nothing else.

>>154556993
>what does it matter that i don't have proof of what i'm saying i did

gee man

i dunno

>>154556981
This isn't entirely incorrect. There's a thing called "behavior score" which you can find by doing

>developer 1
>dota_game_account_debug 1

If you are a certain behavior score, you'll be matched with players of similar behavior score. The more you use chat, the lower the score goes (because of automated systems), so I just shut my mouth every game I play, use chatwheel, no one listens to what you have to say to begin with.

"SEE; I'M STUCK FOREVER BRO"
No you're not. Mute yourself, mute all chat, play as good as you can, and you'll eventually increase your behavior score again.

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>respawn
>walk out of fountain
>spectre uses ult and jumps me with abyssal blade manta
>die

GUYS
i feel SO ATTACKED right now
im positvely TRIGGERED

we need to raid/dox/shut down admiral bulldog RIGHT NOW

we need to start an agenda and get himm off of twitch!!!

he LITERALLY just insulted trans communities and black people...wtf?????

>>154557102
hahahah

if you get stuck with shitstains once you are NEVER getting out

they will ALWAYS report you

>>154557167
based bulldong

>>154557056
>>154557082
>I didn't really try
What? I never said anything like that. Read again dude. You HAVE to try hard (or pick omni xdLol) to climb, if you don't TRY to improve, you won't improve.

Also, it's odd how you think the idea of climbing from 2.9k to 4k is impossible. It isn't. And the climb through 4k to 5k is much much harder, since you've already gotten to a point where you probably know most mechanics, and now you just have to iron out ANY mistakes and become consistent with most heroes.

Another tip is pick the best hero for the situation. Sometimes, a good pick can easily with you the game.

>>154557102

player_behavior_seq_num_last_report: 110
player_behavior_score_last_report: 5415
player_behavior_report_old_data: true

>>154556942
the reason this graph ends becuase its like 2 years old

right now i dont try to improve because i simply dont play enough to do it, if i played for 10h a day im sure i could be breaking the leaderboards in some time

its just stupid to say that unless you were already good 4 years ago you cannot ever get good

>>154557254
still no proofs

>>154557194
Incorrect. There are 4 other shitstains on your team, nevermind the fact that you got to your behavior score yourself, which indicates that you probably deserve to be there.

The chance that they get really angry at you and report you is low, AND without chatting and spamming pings or chatwheel, it is almost impossible to lower your behavior score. It's based on reports AND bots.

Besides, you only get 2 reports per week, and if you don't use chat to be a fucking dick, you WON'T get reported (if you play decent, but that shouldn't be a problem)

Look, PSG, I've talked about this shit before. You obviously don't want to change your level of play OR your attitude, so you'll never climb.

>>154557307
Why would you need proof that a player is 4k mmr? It's 4k mmr. It's nothing. 4k is where the game STARTS. At the beginning of 3k ALL you need is a comfort hero that can carry a team and you win. That's it.

4k isn't high MMR. It's decent MMR. It's at the point where people are DECENT at the game, why would you doubt that a tryhard like me ended up becoming decent over a long period of time of trying hard?

>every single pro that is good and streams listens to either electronic music or hiphop

>every single pro that isnt good listens to shit like anime music or dad rock

makes you think huh

>>154557491
>>154557307

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>>154557497
Watch this.
Take notes.

My taste is supreme, buddy.

And I own legit good audio system to enjoy the music.

>>154557497
>rtz
>good

>>154557580
>last.fm
into the trash it goes

>>154557497
Miracle listens to metalcore

rly causes u to ponder

>>154557497
What is dad rock? I'm intrigued

>>154557773
ixmike music

>>154557773
red hot chilli pepper
nirvana
radiohead

you know, shit your dad listened to

>>154557773
good music

>>154557841
Is it not more like artist like?
Iron Maiden
Ozzy
Rolling Stones
Meatloaf

Those thing you listed seems a little "Too new" for dad rock.

>>154557902
its 2016
those things are not "too new"

i want a hero name Stunner, he's like Silencer but with global stun

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>>154557957
I-I'm becoming old I guess.

But seriously if "dad rock" is stuff your parents listen to you need to be quite young for it to be Red hot chili pepper, Nirvana and shit like that.

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>It's another "you seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA" episode...
Dotards?

>>154557992
are you 40?
you do realise cobain kys'd himself 22 years ago?

>>154557841
What about this?

Is this dad rock music
https://youtu.be/FoJKZ_ZlUXc

>>154557841
>radiohead
>dadcore

Nirvana is shit.

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>>154558171
No shit. Listen to pic related instead.

>>154557992
nirvana was 30 years ago m8

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>>154557993
Ok lets make him

>Bortrom the Stunlencer

>Q: Arcane Burst
Slows and damages enemies over time. :DD

>W: Glaives of Stun
Based on your strength, ends up at 80% of strength becomes stuntime. At 200 strength, you stun for 1.6 seconds per attack. :DDDD

>E: Last Stun
Puts a curse on the target, at the end of the duraton the enemy gets stunned for 3,4,5,6 seconds :DDD
>R: Global Stun
Fucking stuns enemies globally for 2,3,4,5 seconds :DDD

Boom, done.

>>154558352
Yeah but only kids listened to Nirvana, not grown men. I've never met an adult that listens to "dad rock" that also likes Nirvana.

Nirvana is too shit for dads to listen to.

>>154558365
T. Fin

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>>154558116
>>154558352
So what, music cannot get old.
I listened to my sister's tapes and I still consider it as a decent music.

And Radiohead is not "dadrock" by any definition.

>>154558365
lower the stuns by 1sec then its viable

>>154558352
If you're dad listened to Nirvana 30 years ago your 12.

>>154558312
>Nirvana
>vulgar and selfish shit music
>knowing he's a public figure, still killing himself
>what is social responsibility
bunch of bludgers.

>>154556537
echo sabre is a bad meme on sven

Sny is a much better item. It gives you speed and attack speed. All you need is speed really so you don't get kited. Warcry isn't enough speed.

>>154558504
he did, and I'm 24

I'm new to this game. Why isn't Invoker picked in every match? He seems overpowered and way too versatile.

>>154558670
Is your dad 40?

>>154558472
then you are le wrong generation man and there is nothing wrong in that

it still doesnt mean that dadrock isnt a thing becuase it is

every generation resents music of their parents, we now resent dadrock

rtzs kids will resent memerap

>>154558732
most players are too retarded to press more than 4 buttons

>>154558782
Just use scripts.

I'm 6k using Invoker Scripts and plays him nearly every game. I've also joined a lot of local LANs and won some prices and I've always picked Invoker and used scripts.

>>154558757
>we [...] resent dadrock
It's literally the only "genre" worth listening to.

>>154558918
okay born in le wrong generation man
just to let you know your opinions are not fact

now back to commenting how you wish you were born in the 70s on youtube dadrock music videos

>>154558959
>le
Stopped reading.

>>154558649
fuck why are you even posting this
just stop

>>154559030
okay dad

just to let you know you dont have to use perfect grammar on the internet in the future
sometimes you are so embarrassing to be around

>>154558895
what are these scripts you speak of?

one button that invokes each spell?

thread so ded

just like this shitty game

not as much as this dogshit game

>>154559126
I couldn't care less. Try listening to music with some creativity, poetics and technical skill behind it, maybe it would help your degenerate grammar.

So I'm back again after uninstalling/reinstalling after the nth time. Yesterday I went 2 hours between un-in. I need to stop playing this game. How do I do it?

>still asking How do I do it
Keep suffering in this game. That's what you deserve.

>>154559446
just kill yourself lmao

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>Imageboard
>Not posting images
Doturds?

new to the game here

why does d2g hate this game so much

>>154559623
I would do it if I could find a quick+painless way to go out

>>154559732
because its shit

>>154559782
are you a masochist?
why bother posting here then

>>154559726
>wasting images in a dogshit game thread

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>>154559726
here have this high quality image on me lad

>>154559732
because this general is 99% 1-2k retards and the 4-5ks who laugh at them to feel better.

Since the board is anonymous, we project the butthurt we feel towards each other onto the game, thus fueling an endless circle of hurt feefees and lost mmr

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>When your safelane decides he needs the courier more than you need your bottle
K-KISAMA

go to bed nik lol
forgot to take your ""meds"" again?

>>154559857
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

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>flying dinosaur
>call it """""""""""terra"""""""""dactyl

BRAVO DARWIN

also >no dinosaur hero

>>154559879
t. 1-2k butthurt at the game

no one is going to save your shitty oc image fuck off

i hate the game too
ama

no one is going to reply to you fuck off

haahha this game is infested with mentally ill /mu/ fags too lel

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>>154559910
Pickle-pee a cute. CUTE!

>gigaNEETs getting permatriggered because they made the wrong choice in life and fucked themselves up instead of going semiNEET

there's no such thing as semineet you retard you're either neet or you're not

if i reply will u die

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Guys, what should I do?

>still lvl 18, no ranked games
>keep getting matched with complete noobs
>I always play solid, win my lanes, never feed, even in losing games have positive k/d

This game just isn't fun. You could look at the stats alone and see that I am matched with complete noobs/morons. I haven't played a decent game in the last 20 games.

I'm thinking of quitting this shit, it's just not worth it. Btw, I'm a dota "veteran", played since 2003 and back in 2006 stomped the ap channel. Was quite strong back then.

Have a cosplay for attention.

So since this game is considered dead, what games are worth playing nowadays

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>tfw wageslave
I want to be a Neet guys....

This game sucks.

try Overwatch

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>mfw some faggot with a superiority complex starts posting on /d2g/

MY FUCKING GIGA SIDES

WHY ARE YoU EVeN HERE LMOA

GET TTHE FUCK OUT YU FUCKIN INGRATE

@154560376
u shud kys yourslef

remember when csgo was popular
good times

>>154560376
Are you not winning? You DESERVE TO PLAY THERE THEN.

Are you winning? You'll be where you belong within 50 matches.

Wow MOBAs are cancer.

ASSFAGGOTS are cancers indeed.
Except for DotA1 cuz they had a fair ranking system unlike this luck-based shit

>>154560565
ye quake is pretty cancer 2bh

This "IM NOT THE ONLY CONSTANT, VALVE MATCHMAKES ME EXCLUSIVELY WITH IDIOTS!!" meme is getting really old right now.

Only namedrops and ERP will save /d2g/

Quickly namedrop OTP of /d2g/ and a qt you want to ERP with

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>>154560534
>Are you not winning?

You have no clue how bad it is. I'll post the last 3 games I played. I am "nikki".

>>154560438
I was a neet for about 30 months. Got fat, got depressed and started contemplating suicide.

Work sucks, but the activity fixes your brain chemistry so you can actually find enjoyment in things you like. I look forward to playing dota all day and then have a blast for a few hours between dinner and bed. When I was neet I just felt terrible all day long

Are you doomed to fail to get a high MMR unless you use a cute anime avatar?

I saw pro players losing a lot in 4k cesspool

don't respond to it

what if 4chan had reports and commends like Defense of the Ass?

>>154560640
That's why it died. I hope CSGO will die soon too.

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>>154560714

>>154557394
>you only get 2 reports per week
how do i get 6 reports per week then
yes, 6 reports

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>>154560714
>German.

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>>154556235
>sc2
>high skill
>high learning curve

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This guy is Ghost Revenant.

>>154560696
this

I have 5-6 smurfs at this point. I'm always queuing very high within 10 matches after making one (correct me if I'm wrong, but I think very high is 3.5k + or something), and last time I calibrated a smurf in ranked I got 4.2k, which is lower than my main, but still.

If you really don't deserve to be in your skill bracket, make a smurf and you'll be in your correct bracket before you're high enough level to play ranked.

>>154560714
Post your dotabuff, buddy old pal...

How did you die 5 times? They have 1 heroe who can catch tinker out, but you should be far enough ahead to simply blow vengeu up. That was a mistake on your part if you died in fights.

Look, 20% of games you CANNOT win. 20% of games you CANNOT lose. 30% of games you have to have a STONG positive impact to win, and 30% you have to have a moderately positive impact to win.

Play well EVERY game, and eventually you'll be doing fine.

ALSO, there's a thing called "behavior score", so don't flame your team, or you'll be matched with players of similar behavior scores. If you're boiling over, do like me and mass mute everyone and mute all chat with the tick box in ingame chat.

>>154560842
nvm the third, i won because of leaver

but the skill gap between me and the people I am matched with is ENORMOUS and I am not even good, so that says quite something

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>dotard 2 keeps growing
>/d2g/ keeps dying
what is with this inverse relationship?

>>154561067
>believing volvo meme statistics
Go outside once

>>154560726

When I was a NEET I had all the hours in the day to pay vidya but I blew them all lurking /vg/.

Now that I have a job I actually play the games I ostensibly have for entertainment.

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>>154559732
MOBAs are a fundamentally flawed genre, it est it is impossible tomake a good moba, because then it would cease to be a moba
also dota killed warcraft 3

>>154561067
>/d2g/ keeps dying

hiya newfren

>>154561026
That is absolutely true. I've noticed that unranked is massively random in terms of skill levels.

Just keep playing till you get to ranked games, and then you play till you reach the MMR you deserve. Wow, Anon, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

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>22 minutes into game
>see this
what do

>been neet for 3 years
>was depressed and wanted to kill myself the whole time

dont fall for it lads

>>154561067

What is there to surprise you?

4chan is nothing more than autists and retards, there's absolutely no relation among people posting on /vg/ and people playing games.

>>154561019
>Play well EVERY game, and eventually you'll be doing fine.

I did fine. When I started playing (again) 3 weeks ago, I was matched with good people, had some really good games.

Then I had the idea of playing cm on Russian servers and lost 6 games in a row (never play on Russian servers, these people are legit retarded). I've been matched with idiots ever since.

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How do we fix this honeypot item so its not so fucking useless and dead-end?

>>154561067
D2g is filled with mentally ill self hating fucks. Nothing new

>>154561067
People are realising that if you want real, actual discussion of the game; r/dota2 is the place to go.

There's nothing here but shitposting and anime baiting retards.

>Been a NEET most of my life.
>Got a job recently.
>Took me around 4 hours each day to get and get back from work.
>I had around 2hours each day I could spend in entertainment.
>Only slept for 5-6hours.
>Did just get paid a little more than if I would do nothing.
Never again.

>>154561243
>Then I had the idea of playing cm on Russian servers

I am captains mode not crystal maiden.

Should've said -cm.

Fuck -cm with Russians.

>>154561067
whites are pretty much subhuman desu

>>154561067
Dota is dead.

Tidehunter is supposed to be bulky but he dies quickly. How to play him other than walking ult?

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C-can I get some (You)'s please... anons..?

REMINDER

the most played game on steam and the third most watched game on twitch this exact moment is dead

in other words, unless you are playing LoL you are playing a dead game, no matter which one

and if you are playing LoL you are fucking retarded so you still fucked up

that's all

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Is Lina the best Dota waifu?

maybe if you put more effort into your shit posting you wouldn't be a sub2k shitter

random shitpost

not like anyone reads this shit anyway this game is dead and so is this thread

>>154561796

Yeah.

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>sick of the game
>decided to smurf 4k cesspool
>15/0/5 but still 0 fun
>also loses some games because Le no courier no wards random peru bitching from the beginning to the end
>tilted and go 1/9
Hmmmmmm dotards?

>>154561968
Game is hard

>ignore dota related posts with zero (you)s
>more anime posting and shitposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpjsaI4H04#t=2s

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https://derpiboo.ru/828424
luna and mirana :-3

>>154561734
>muh twitch xD

nah the game is currently dying with only 2 k players worldwide

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>>154561694
>no one gave me any (You)s
i'm actually crying right now

^kys

>>154561318

Make it build it into Sange & Yasha & Echo.

Why, on /d2g/, do grown Caucasian men identify with images of fictional adolescent girls created by autistic Japanese virgins?

Any Sniper that doesn't max Shrapnel first is doing it wrong. Keeping it at level one or worse, not leveling it all is asking to be reported.

>>154561067
>shitskins are breeding
>white people are dying

hmm

>>154562298
Depends on the game

>fart
>my room smells bad

um doturds?

>>154556017
>>154555947
>>154555648
>>154555390
>>154555158
>>154556334
>>154558116
All (You)

>>154561734
>open d2g
>selfcomforting dotrads

>>154561196
buy a single smoke
ez

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>tfw browsing the LoL general.
>Everyone is nice and we have plenty of in game depth discussions
>Lot of cute fan art of all the waifu champions.
>tfw feeling so comfy.

>>154561318
Desolator (3500) + Echo Saber (2650) = Stygian Bident (6150)

>+10 All Attributes
>+100% Mana Regeneration
>+80 Damage
>+20 Attack Speed

Passive: Corruption
>Gives enemies -7 armor for 15 seconds on hit.

Passive: Cruel Strike
>Gives enemies an additional -13 armor (20 total with corruption) and hits twice with maximum attack speed and slows target for 100% on 5 cooldown
>Armor reduction and slow last 0.6 seconds

>merem blogging again.

>>154562659
>go to /d2g/
>reddit shitposting general
i miss old d2g

>>154561067
>Everyone is nice and we have plenty of in game depth discussions

Thanks for the laugh dumb weebposter

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>>154560924
sc2 takes a lot of skill and tactics and is fun to watch and is not dead at all

>>154562775

ecxept reddit talks about dota

4chan is autists sperging out

>4 games in a row ruined by 4 different Sand King's who afk farms a single camp, buys all the wards and then refuses to place them

What the actual fuck is going on?

>>154562361
Shrapnel's damage has been buffed it can actually get you kills now. Unless you're facing a Huskar or a Lifestealer or something there's almost no reason not to max Shrapnel first.

>>154562960
also it farms jungle like a fucking boss

750 magic damage and slows creeps so you can kite them easily
2250 damage from 3 charges

recently I discovered arc warden can be picked and it's actually fun/strong

what are some good tricks people don't usually know about him?

>>154561067
>No westerners left playing after Russians/Peruvians/Turks ruined the game
>dotard 2 keeps growing
>/d2g/ keeps dying
Stupid fucking question desu senpai

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does /d2g/ ever talk about dota?

What made sniper so strong during memeback meta?

t. someone who took long break from dota when 6.82 was released

>>154563114
No, there's nothing left to talk about other than retarded LoL shit Valve keep forcing Icefrog to add.

>>154563164
Sniper wasn't strong, people just cried because of snipers ministun, which was the only reason to choose such a hero in the first place.

Now he's just bad.

>>154563076
RIP in peace dota

>people group up at 10 minutes
>theres no way to stop it besides grouping up yourself and fight le epic memefights

ugh

>>154563272
>tfw actually installed Russian keyboard to type cyka properly so they don't catch I'm a foreigner

>>154563297
google splitpushing

>154563418

>>154563429
>at 10 minutes

lul this retarded nigger

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>>154563238
>ministun
>6.83
>>154563164
defending the base was overpowered and way too easy, so heroes which were both good at defending and had easy time sieging the enemy (sniper/troll warlord/jugg) were mandatory

troll in general could manfight heroes since level 2, he only farmed creeps because heroes run away and hide behind towers

>>154563164
Sharpnel gave vision and headshots were ministuns

>>154563513
KAPPA KEEPO SPLIT PUSHING ONLY WORKS AFTER MINUTE 18 BECUASE ICEFROG DISABLES IT BEFORE THAT

can you just go back to redd1t

>Dendi pulling in 20k viewers like it's nothing
>Even Arteezy can't do it like him

Good to see Dendi hasn't yet faded into obscurity yet despite having accomplished or done absolutely anything notable lately.

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>>154563550
>troll in general could manfight heroes since level 2, he only farmed creeps because heroes run away and hide behind towers

I'm having flashbacks, stop.

>>154563558
shrapnel damaged buildings too

he's a neutered piece of shit now

>>154563620
>no arguments
>starts sperging out

lul the valve drone is strong in this one

>79 posters
Acceptable?

How do i carry with naga

>>154560376
>cant stomp shitters
t.1k

>>154563701
KAPA XD

MIMIMIMIIM JESUS PENIS SING SING IS SO FUNNY

>>154563623
>lately.

>>154563620
>can you just go back to redd1t

um, excuse me? that kind of retarded posts are only seen on d2g

if anything tell him to stay here

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Happy (late) plane day, trollpicker!

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>>154562740
ur a pa picker arent u

>have work to do
>urge to play dota is immeasurably high
>finish work
>don't want to play dota anymore
why does this always happen

>154563870
>urge to play dota

>>154563783
youre officially triggered Kappa

WHAT DO I DO WHEN IM PLAYING A SQUISHY HERO WITH LOW ARMOR AND PA HAS A DESO?
DO I JUST KILL MYSELF BEFORE SHE DOES?

LEPO LEPO :(

>>154564074
ghost scepter
eul
glimmer cape
hood of abandon

>>154562740
>double damage rune the item

>>154564074
>what is ghost cept
>what is glimmer
>what is force stuff

>Expecting IQ from dotard
My fault.

>>154564074
ghost scepter
glimmer
force staff away
use your spells
stun her before she pops bkb

Guys I need some help

I just played a match where I had 2 retards fighting over mid (I was safelane morph). Mirana and Qop were the retards. They just bickered and fed couriers and just ruined the game for everyone. The worst part is, the game was very winable. We even got the first 2 kills, but these guys just wanted to lose. What do you do in these kinds of situations?

Here's the game: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2639839738

If there's anything I could have done I would like to know, but honestly it turned into an unwinnable game.

>>154564161
>>154564179
>throws dagger from fog
>crits(always does)
>90% of my hp gone before i can do either of those
uhh, dotards?

I thought you guys said zai offlane was good
He's literally feed a death every minute

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>>154562038
>blatant nipple in that post

>>154564229
you outscale every enemy hero
only 2 heroes can stop your tp one bieng a fucking tree ultimate

you just didnt split enough you had 200cs at 40min that is really fucking bad

there is literally not a single way you die unless multiple heroes jump you WITH invoker, that was a really easy morph game

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If Arc Warden has 9% pickrate and 55% winrate in 5k+, 6% pickrate and 54% winrate in 4k-5k, and 3% pickrate and 43% winrate in <2k, while his overall winrate is 44%, doesn't that mean that literally like 70% of dota players are less than 2k?

>>154564414
intelligent dotard

>>154564414
>a hero which requires (relative) skill is a high tier pubstomper and shit tier in shit tiers
man that acutally makes me happy

>90 percent of d2g is from /a/.
makes your neurons tickle