Dota 2 General - /d2g/

rtz

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Templar Assassin

>>154437904
Her cute girly balls look weird in this picture

>>154437904
your taste in both art and waifu are complete and total shit

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>>154437904
yes this pleases me

>>154438007
Post good waifu and art then.

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/342375347

Thoughts on my grind, /d2g/? I've started winning when I buy shadowblade to make the supports poor


>inb4 SEAmonkey

>>154438473
how has he not been banned from all future valve evens yet

>>154438268
>only 6 basedseeker games
play more cyka

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Why is life so shit?

>>154438473
When even fucking Travis "Mautism" Bueno rolls his eyes at you you know you're being pretty fucking autistic.

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>>154438515
He might be. He wasn't invited to TI.

He might be on BTS' shit list now.

>>154438585
maut doesnt even act that autistic, he just misspeaks a lot

>>154438515
he was after the sheever incident

>>154438707
>t. Maut

>>154438756
>Le ebin sheever was raped meme
I wish I knew how this meme started

Region lock fucking when.

So sick of 6/10 players being fucking spics every game on US East.

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>>154439068

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>154437904
NO, THIS IS WRONG, LANAYA IS PURE, INNOCENT, AND VIRTUOUS also
[spoiiler] where is the penis [/spoiler]

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>>154438258
>>154439154
can't even take a joke...

I was joshing, this is my real waifu

>>154439068
Is that a p*nis?

MSS is a fucknig clown lmao

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>>154439351
oh baby

>>154438473

i love it how slacks is the literal embodiment of reddit. his reaction is pure unfiltered reddit

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>>154439203
>LANAYA IS PURE

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Now that God is dead who will succeed him?

Is there a comfiest feeling than listening to Rossini+Thunder ambient sounds and watching rtz's stream?

So guys im the guy who had a problem with "Display Driver crashed and recovered" some shit.
As you can see, my pc dieded yesterday and greentexting it
>thermal pasting the processor was not a good idea
>cleans it with regular alcohol
>the cloth dragged thr pins
>itshardtopullout.jpeg
>pulls it with full force and casually cleans card
>puts a dot size paste as youtube states
>Put everything back
>casualsmile.kkv
>opens the pc
>mfw the monitor is blank
>PANIC
>presses the turn on button like armlett
>ohshititsded.fk
>looks back at what I did wrong
>sheds a tear
>Remebered the cloth being pulled by pin
>opens pc and looks at it
>OH SHIT
>the pins are not normal
>tried to compensate by moving it eith fingers
>the nearby pins got fucked
>try again
>THE FUCKERY SPREADS
>gets a steel pin and slides through motherpins
>FUCK
>realizes its time to give up.
>remembers i saved important files there like family or work stuff and unsauceablr porn
>FUCK

So im planning to turn the drive into an external. Is the old files recoverable or I had to format it to be done?

Dotards?

>want to start playing the correct way
>can't because teams pick fucktarded picks and form fucktarded lanes
>nobody coordinates
Dotards?!?!?!

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>>154439481
DELET THIS

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>hit random in 3 consecutive games
>all treant protector
>abandon and take the low priority games
>finish my 4 games
>play ranked again
>first random pick "Treant Protector"

This can't be a coincidence. why volvo?

>>154439969
if you didnt do anything to fuck up your hard drive it'll be fine senpai

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>>154439715
Watching artour stream while jerking off

>>154440093
I dropped it in an inch height, is he fine?

>>154440078

2 consecutive games*

>>154440078
>not playing tree ant pro
he's a chill hero

>>154440117
good taste

>>154440168
probably? an inch isnt too much

>>154438573

FeelsBadMan

At least getting sent to low prio means i wont lose mmr. Comm bans just make me lose mmr and flame more

ty valve

>>154440247
Made me feel good, thanks.
Im posting from phonr anyway. No pc until pay day.

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>rtz will never play his andy salad diss track ever again

why jugg crit so good?

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>>154440117
Anon...

>>154440117
>mom ss
>not oneesan
get good senpai

>>154440202

treant is probably the most boring hero in the game.

>>154440117
what's that extension senpai

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Icefrog here, 7 decides what I do with this hero before we release Monkey King.

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>>154439969
>forgot face

>>154440390
Cut his ulti doesnt scale

>>154440491
restore him to his pre-update state

>>154440491
Delete from the game

>>154440390
Because juggernaut has the hardest damage scaling in the game behind alchemist, with the upside being that he isn't alchemist. So he benefits more from +damage than anyone else.

Level 1 blade dance is also LITERALLY better than level 1 coup de grace.

>>154440497
make sensei

>>154440491
>implying MK isn't a PL arcana

>>154440491
He's fine.
I

>>154440497
>4 seconds of INVULNERABILITY
>not scaling

>>154440647
Close to what we are considering doing. Unless /d2g/ gives me some good ideas I'm having the team remove him from the game.

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>Spin scales
>Ward scales
>Crit Scales
>Ult Scales
how is this not THE hardest carry in the game?

>>154440575
why is alch supposed to be bad lategame when his ult is so ridiculous?

>>154440796
Morphling

>>154440796
>spin scales
???

>>154440796
melee

only one carry skill

omnislash is unreliable

omnislash has a long as cooldown

spinning is mostly useless lategame except to escape

>>154440458
Not an extension , its an app for android called EHviewer ofc you need an account to access panda

>>154440491
replace him with gambler

dota 2 destroyed my life
>didnt finish highschool
>too much dota, none for gf
>cant get job coz undergrad

suggest a color for rope

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>>154440796
>spin scales
MFW

>>154441147
Icy Blue

dotards, I FUCKING LOVE CONE HATS
WHAT CONE HATS ARE THERE?

>>154440796
spin is good lategame but thats not what scaling means

Arteezy is the best dota player I have ever seen. He's the X factor that makes a team unbeatable. If you have him on your team you know until the very end of the match that it won't be lost until it's over. His mechanics when playing mid will win you any matchup that is even. If he's got even the slightest advantage he will take it and carry the game with it. If you have him on your team you will always want to have him carry aegis because he will have the highest impact on the teamfight. If you watch his perspective throughout the game you will find that he is constantly watching every lane. He's not only a mid player. He's a team player. He is the heart of the team. He is Arteezy.

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How often are those times when you que for a game, having positive vibes going into it, and then reality just slaps you down like a fly?

>>154441380
All the time.

>>154440813
Because he's strength and not agility. He can't just get everything he needs from building stats like agility heroes can.

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>>154441380
This happens when I first pick my hero, alt tab, then look at the heroes my teammates picked.

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NEED

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Based on this draft who do you think won?

I have been playing for 1500 hours and am only 1k. Ask me anything.

>>154440893
>>154441154
>>154441309
>what is magi robes
>what is ultimate orb

>>154441958
Radiant

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>>154441154
"old" potm
this is "new" potm btw

>>154441958
Radiant

>>154441958
Radiant should have won but ended up being retards who can't hit their spells so Dire won

>>154442050

do you want to buy my 5.3k acc for 1dc hook?

>>154442064
XD

>birthday donation
>song is ANELE shit
wew
fucking
lads

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Whats the best harsh noise wall album to grind mmr?

MY NAME IS JAFAR

>>154442257
I COME FROM AFAR

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>>154442426

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>>154442426
That's an 8.5 alright.

>>154442252
macronympha - relentless agony

>>154442404
THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAR

lately the only urge to play dota for me is to play dotaimba pick necro/underlord/undying and buy armlet/greaves and become unkillable

like my past two weeks or so

>>154442426
She can be hot, with the right clothes

>>154441958
Dire.
Silencer fed

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>>154442946
>/fa/ actually believes this

>>154442652
ALLAH AKBAR

>>154442946
yea just needs to never wear that lard suit again.

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>>154442087
FTFY

>>154442946
yeah, put her in a burqa and watch the men line up for her

>>154443026
Well there is this girl that i know, she is short and thic, sometimes she wears clothes that makes his ass look better. Sometimes more round and one day she had this slutty cloth trousers that makes his ass looks bigger and round but it looked wrong, soo wrong like she was trying to get something? btw she was wearing them in the college.

>>154443795
Out of here subhuman

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Is Sheever a slut?

>>154443961
great webm

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>>154443961
Yes. But I still want to marry her.

>>154443961
a slut for ants

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You all think Sheeverposting is some shit, check out the crabposting in /scv/

SC2 is hilariously dead.

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>seanigger hours with their "arteezy" playing
>dead thread

I thought the return of meracle along with fNAtic would bring esports hype back here.

>>154444701
>return of meracle
?

>>154437792
What's this guy the king of? King of backstabbing and losing when it matters?

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Just randomed Terrorblade. Is he a good midlane hero for climbing to 2k?

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>>154444484

>>154444875
no

>>154444881
i just want to step on all of them they are so cute!

>>154444875
dude you could climb 2k with io mid so yeah i guess terrorblade is as good a hero as any for it

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inch by inch

>>154444838
https://clips.twitch.
tv/arteezy/FairDoveKreygasm

>>154445000
What if I'm bad? Is he still gud hero or are there easier picks for shitters?

Why don't people buy desolator on Alchemist?

>>154445423
because he already has a -armor skill

>>154445263
Terrorblade works best with safelane farm. Just play someone who can gank really well, farm really well, or solo the enemy mid early on.
Bloodseeker, Shadow Fiend and QoP are all pretty easy to use.

>>154445263
heres the thing, people will tell you to do this do that, but the truth is most people arent 2 k(even in d2g), most people giving replies here are probably 3/4k, and the 'good' replies are 5k+, but very few of them have any idea what its like to be 2k and play in 2k, so desu apart from git gud or farm efficient or dont build shit items or dont be autistic to your team, you just gotta find someone who climbed FROM 2k and learn from them, not someone who has played dota for 5+ years and calibrated at 4k and cant even imagine the horrors at 2k.
I realised this as I tried to help someone in 3k once, I told him the basic stuff of what I know and do, but most of that shit was stuff that you have to learn for yourself, or shit that dont really work in those low mmrs.
so yeah sorry anon
>>154445423
he needs armor more than he needs to remove armor

>>154445475
You don't seem to understand how minus armor works.

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Pugna confirmed broken by artour

>>154445545
Desolator on Alchemist is not worth it.

>>154445545
if you're radiancing your alch, you have no time for a deso, you need to get tanky asap, and if youre figtan alchemist, you need armlet/solar crest/blink/shadowblade into proper lategame items, so again, no time for no deso here
basically the jist of it

https://clips.twitch.
tv/arteezy/ElegantHareOptimizePrime

9k mmr test

arteezy will click on pugna to check his mana

without pausing how much mana did pugna have

arteezy is fucking insane

>no str equivalent to butterfly
Why does icefrog hate strength carries?

>>154445545
negative armor literally gets less effective the more you subtract from the enemy

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>>154445845
>no str equivalent to butterfly

>>154445906
I'm only talking about good items, anon.

>>154445259
Am I supposed to be impressed by that? Is that even remotely impressive in any way, shape or form?

>>154445835
0 because he was stunned by manaleak

>4 carries one support on enemy team
>pick dark seer and build aghs
nearly 60k hero damage
feels good man

>>154445901
Then why does every hero with intrinsic minus armor go all-in on minus armor items? Have you even looked at which heroes buy desolator?

>>154446017
He clicked on pugna before the mana leak. He had like 600-something I think.

>>154445845
Satanic. It fits all the criteria Butterfly has. An active, stats, and a passive component(lifesteal).

>>154446076
Satanic is an agility hero item though.

>Arteezy

>>154445959
yes

you're just european and unable to measure skill

>rtz is a pro

>>154446029
Because most of those heroes are shit and only good at 2 shotting people with low armor. like TA
>>154446029
>every hero with intrinsic minus armor go all-in on minus armor items?
except for

bristleback
chaos knight
dazzle
elder titan
invoker
naga siren
razor
SF
Slardar
tidehunter
venge

>>154445259
>CABAL STATUS = SUNDERED

>>154445835
0 (stunned from leak) out of a Fuckload because he's like 2nd highest int gain in the game or some shit and Tinker was mid (I think) so he's probably got a lens or arcane boots and possibly going for aghs

>>154446254
Kid can't play well with a team, he's just a pub star and nothing more than that.

>>154445835
congrats on outing yourself as a 2k i guess

>europe wakes up
>instantly triggered by arteezy

You can only post below this line if your region placed higher than 7th in TI6

_________________________________________

>>154446656
Fnatic got top 4, guess I passed :D

>he reads marx
>he probably joined isis

americans everybody

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This thread is lacking images.
Post em

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>>154446752

>>154446656
And your precious RTC got what? That's right 16th (SIXTEENTH) place, dead fucking last at TI6.

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>retarded drafts by 6k+ mmr players

>>154441958
dire has slark

>>154447046
I don't get it.

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>>154446846

>>154447046
>>154447046
le no context poster of ebin (you)s

Remember Doom?

Me neither.

>>154447161
I'm just glad the io arcana memers were btfo.
bunch of autistic cunts, jugg is top tier on all levels get that permabanned blue ball of shit out of here

>>154447046
>first phase ban meepo
LuL

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shhh skeletons are sleeping...

>win lane
>gank other lane and win that too
>2-0-5 at 11 mins
>none of the assists wold have been possible without me
>scoreboard says 9-18 in the enemy's favor

yay

>>154445263
stop trying to climb, 1-2k is literally the most fun you will ever have in this game

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....

Hey!

>euro org. (secret) filled with NA retards
>last place
>NA org. (Digital Chaos) filled with europeans
>2nd place
really makes you think

>>154447570
>dc lived in and then scrimmed in NA
>secret scrimmed in eu

really

makes

you

think

Where's EG dough tarts?

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Happy 9/11 dotaloids (dota+vocaloids)!

>>154447754
ein billion liter!

>>154445536

This.

>>154445263

I used to be 2.6k, now I'm 3.4k and currently trying to get to that 3.5k mmr.

Honestly, besides gitting gud, my honest to god advice is just to not absolutely get tilted and you basically win, even if you loose. Your brain pretty much turns retarded the moment you start getting stressed.

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>teammate last picks offlane alchemist

>>154447847
>my honest to god advice is just to not absolutely get tilted


those ragers that complain on their team when they die or something goes wrong are just shooting themselves in the foot, they dont even have a clue how much. the key when losing is to STFU.

>>154447747
EG is kill. PPD, Sumail and Universe are taking breaks, with Fear retiring. Uni might join Zaistack.

>>154448018
>alchemist's timer goes off
>teammate in lane doesn't respond to the gank
>alch gets killed
>"Alchemist has disconnected from the game. Please wait 5 minutes for them to reconnect."

>>154448054
source? afaik their team is gonna be there, just under different name

will NP win next mayor

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>teammate picks jungle LC
Time to abandon

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I'm a 2K scrub and I've went from 2.3K to 2.6K in 2 days by spamming Timber, any other heroes that are worth spamming?

>>154448018
>morphling keeps ratting our base
>undershitlord on our team does not even consider using dork rift to defend
>they literally let him take two lanes of rax

>>154448279
axe shitfucks every bracket

>>154448279
>2k

Techies and Axe will win you a lot of games

>>154445423
the simple answer is solar crest is the better item on him, cause it does the same thing while giving him evasion

>>154448279
you'll go up by spamming any hero, unless youre shit with it.

EE is honestly garbage and watching his team get dumpstered will be amazing.

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>>154448238
have they played in any tournaments yet?

>>154448420
RUDE!

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>beginning of game
>QoP feeds wards and first blood mid for no reason
What even is this game anymore

why rtz such a shit

>>154448420
>mss and svg allowed on a team
what a fucking joke

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our guy will be playing soon

>>154442126
>>154442093
>>154442073
Radiant won, Slark wasn't very good and Abbadon did that thing where he just didn't die

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>>154448840
But rtz is already streaming

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sing is strim

>>154448050
fucking this. just had a game where an sk was mad as hell even though game was going fairly well with the natural ups and downs, but he just couldnt let go of how the laning phase didn't go exactly as he had planned(lots of rotations from both teams, some misplays here and there, the usual), even though we clearly came out on top from it with several kills on enemy drow and an early tower down in their safelane.
kept nagging about it the entire game, threatened to feed etc, and subsequently shittalking every small mistake the people on our team he was mad at.
everyone basically ignored him and kept playing, so he played along and did his job even if he was trashtalking all the time, and we landed an easy win.
if just ONE of us had starting calling him out on his shit beyond 'play game', 'chill', arguing about what went wrong in that fight, then he would surely have tilted and played much worse, refused to co-operate or straight up feed.
I've been that guy that tries to put the rager in place, trying to get him to play by arguing with him or trying to explain what went wrong or to tell him to just let it go, and it hardly ever works.
if you cant mentally filter out the rage from said rager, then just mute him and get him out of your system and try to play your own game.
I've tried explaining this to gulagites on several occasions but it literally felt like I was back in the game arguing with some autistic fuck about why he needs to jsut drop it, play on, and that we can still win etc.
so tl;dr mentally filter, and if that dont work mute. game becomes much more enjoyable this way.
oh and if you find your self tilted after a game, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. just do it. go do something else for an hour, or just call it a day and watch stream/movies/series/workout/do homework/go to bed.
easiest way to lose mmr is to keep playing after having several bad experiences in a row

>>154449030
>tfw you want to write a short post but end up making a novel
oh well subscribe and rate fellows

>>154449030
get out.

>>154449019
Marmelade?

>>154449182
no you get out I'm tired of you autists who can't let anything go in a game, not to mention how blind you are to your own fucking misplays and bad understandings of the game

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>>154449307
adelaide

>a poo in loo gets a gf while watching esports

Why can't you, d2g?

>>154449030
you expect me to read all that

>>154447148
MADE ME LAUGH!

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i can't stop

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Why isn't he picked anymore?

How many groupies has Jacky Mao fuged?

this is your reminder that

australian 2k = na 5k = eu 4k = sea 3k

Alright, this host is pretty good.

>>154449579
because icefrog is retarded as nerfing op heroes. rather than make them balanced, he puts them into the dumpster and doesn't make an effort to buff them for another 3 patches

>>154449567
u clearly did 2 hours ago famillama

>>154449627
you forgot china

>>154448279
Try nyx. Shitters down there don't buy sentries and you can murder their carry till yours get that 35 minute battlefury and start pushing. Dumbass also tends to build way too squish and die to a solo combo

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Our boy jimmy is playing

>>154449841
Classic Jimmy, Decimals kills and death

>>154449697
>icefrog
more like valvefrog

>>154449841
Squeaky clean :-)

>sing playing srs
>listening to weebshit

what happened to him doturds?

>>154449980
He wants to be on Envy's C9 2.0

>>154449980
serious sing streams are 100x better than when he plays with that annoying bitch who does the "uguu am I kawaii~" voice

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>Give Valve another $100,000,000 for TI
>Choice in Servers is US Peru or 130 ping

Bravo I must say

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this game is actually pretty difficult on expert

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whos that qt in the stream?

>>154450130
>thinking expert is hard when you could 1v5 easily on unfair

Is there an expert bot difficulty?

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you have 30 seconds to explain why pugna isnt a male

>>154449567
HOW DO I PLAY MEEPO
I made a smurf just to play him so as not to tank my fucking winrate
is there some secret that I just don't get? I think my micro is at least pretty decent, my 3 most played heroes rely on at least 2-3 units

>>154450219
no im playing kingdom hearts

>tfw sing isnt relevant anymore

What's with SEA organizations and their eternal delays between games? I remember this from SC era, I would've guessed it would've get better by now but is the same shit all over again.

1 hour of people I don't give a fuck about talking and 30 minutes of game, and I can't just close the stream because is a bo1 and I don't want to miss the game.

Fuck SEA.

>>154450238
tab + w
get good get lmaobox

>>154450346
no

>tfw Sing strim on sub only chat forever
I thought he was our guy?

>>154450238
key comboing
quickcast blinking and poofing

>>154450383
>caring about twitch chat

>>154450346
>>154450389
Those are honestly what I'm best at
actually thinking about it I might just be fucking awful at farming
all those 3 heroes I mentioned either get free welfare gpm/xpm through items or farm heroes
would explain why I'm so fucking bad at pos 1

How do I farm well?

I just reported somebody who I'm not exactly sure was the cause of a thrown game. Do they look at matches when a player gets reported?

>>154450479
yes hes in jail now

>>154450462
timings and map awareness.
making sure your meepos are all farming and not afk somewhere unless you're planning something and need a fallback.
also if you need help farming pick some hero like ember spirit and play him to learn how to farm efficiently.

MONAY MONAY MONAY

I can't play Dota sober.

>>154450620
stop drinking

>>154450234
>you cant her discern gender from the skeleton
>pugna doesn't have vocal cords so since her voice is magical, she can manipulate it to sound menacing because she didn't enjoy she sounded like when she was alive
>i mean, no one will fear and respect you if you have a girly voice, even if you're a demonic wizard specialized in nether magic
>everyone thinks shes a dude because she chose a deep baritone voice

It's practically canon, anon.

>>154450462
Make sure to get iron talon on meepo. Any hero that farms through area burst damage will end up wasting a ton of time on large creeps without talon.

Other than that, it's easy to ALL THE FARM on meepo because of near unlimited boots of travel abuse. The hardest part is having the map awareness to do it safely.

>>154450576
DOSH

>>154450620
Same here, I've noticed that I play better when I'm slightly drunk/high, I believe it is because it relaxes me, unfortunately it is a very thin line between how drunk I need to be to play at my best and when I'm unable to fully perform.

>>154450731
LOADSAMONEY

I don't understand how can people play mainly carries or only carries, it's frustrating as fuck and i get mad all the time when i pick carries.
Anyone else feels that way?

START
THE
FUCKING
GAME

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what did you fags do tonight?

I lost as kunkka vs some shitters and then had a party and hooked up with a cute girl.

>>154450815
i like farming and i dont like dying out of nowhere because i have 0 anything as a support
the gold ching is satisfying

>>154450896
I watched an actor try to compete in a real sport and get his ass kicked horribly. Now I'm watching esports.

>>154450896
I played a glorious 60+ minutes game as a mid Skywrath where I proved once again that core SW is viable by going 25-5-25 and completely shutting down a 6-slotted PA almost 70 minutes into the game.

Then I went to work and here I am.

>>154450815
Maybe if you're playing nerd carries like AM or some shit.
Just play early five man tower molesting carries and never feel an ounce of pressure.

>>154451075
Match ID

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rtz with new mic and open mic

or old rtz with old mic and push to talk/voice activation

which is bettr?

Do any of the other assfaggots have a stalemate prevention system? Because sometimes there are long as fuck games that make me think of it in dota but I'm sure such a thing would be abusable in every possible implementation.

>>154451123
new artour because he actually is active instead of only talking between games

>>154450896
so i've been doing shit on that /fit/ image macro for increasing cum volume and I went 3 weeks without fapping.
I shit you not, earlier tonight i fapped and filled half maybe 3/5ths of a trix yogurt cup up with cum

>>154451147
theres never a "stalemate" in dota because there will always be one fuck up by either team that decides the game

human error is the prevention system.

>>154451147
Human error will eventually prevent that. It's built into the human experience. There's no need. EVENTUALLY someone will fuck up

>>154451115
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2635293979

There, have fun stalking me.

>>154450896
>then had a party and hooked up with a cute girl.

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>154450896
Played some motherfuckin Titans quest

>finish quest
>get reward
>its a high level set weapon
>pretty nice
>ask friend what he got
>some shitty amulet that gives 7 dexterity

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>>154450747
Are you me? My main problem with Dota is that I'm a pussy and way too careful. A little bit of alcohol makes me more daring and prone to take risks. But it's like you said, just one drink more and it goes from a slight advantage to retard mode.

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>>154450896
I was watching RTZ strim and jerking off to AA2 for the past hour, but now I'm just watching cr1tikal's stream.

It's fucking awful.

>>154451285
>implying you didn't get at least 15 of those kills from the ww, sniper and earthshaker
there's no fucking way you "shut down" a PA with a BKB

Seriously is MVP vs Fnatic gonna start today? I bought a muffin and made coffee for this shit and I'm all out of muffin and almost out of coffee.

>>154451428
In my case is the oposite, I'm a "my mind is telling me no but my body is telling me yes" guy, the alcohol makes me lose faith in my EPIC OUTPLAY skills and istead I put more effort into focusing and playing properly, also I get less stressed about the stupidity of my teammates... of course the problem is that slightly too much and I just don't give a fuck because that's what alcohol does.

>>154451075
I also love playing skywrath and I know that most kill you get with that hero are steals, especially early on.

>>154451518
you go away for 10 to 5 sec. Ghost scepter if need be

>>154451518
I don't remember the exact numbers, but the one I killed the most was ES with 10 and next one was WW with 7, I only got about 4 kills on PA, but that's not the point.

That ethereal blade is there just for the photo, in the actual game I had a Lens so I blinked into hex into BURSTTHEMOTHERFUCKERDOWN.

If they survive (and they do most of the time) they are too weak to fight back and will just try to run away making them easy targets for your allies.

>>154451681
Look at the fucking line-up, I had Enigma and Void in my team, those are not steals, those are legit "hold this faggot while I kill him" combos.

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>>154451285
>Normal skill
>Unranked
>Random Draft
>Deemed insignificant by Dotabuff

>>154451430
>AA2
>Not CM3D2

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what is this rtz game even?

its fucking insane right now and im drunk how can i pay attention

>>154451819
I had fun

>>154440491

The hero itself is an illusion. You have to use your abilities to summon the real PL.

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>>154451886
Cute gif dude

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>>154440491

IceFrog is this guy Ghost Revenant?

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>>154452024
thanks friend :)

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>>154451948
You are like a little baby, watch THIS
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2633630107
>Ranked
>All Pick
>Deemed significant by Dotabuff
>Normal Skill

>>154440763
>return doppelwalk and old ult to his skillset
>remove phantom rush

>>154452091
Are you "ironically" 1k?

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Happy 15th anniversary, /d2g/

>rtz watching old 2010 dota1 videos

our guy

>>154452091
I don't get it, why am I supossed to give a fuck about that game? What is this "significant by dotabuff" meme? And more importantly, when the fuck is MVP vs Fnatic starting?

so whos the caster girl

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Is Arc Warden a good hero guys?
I need a hero to autistically spam until 5k.

>>154452305
He's a great hero.
Now post more shitpost cat.

>>154452305
>there are people on deetwogay RIGHT NOW who didn't abuse release earth spirit to get to 6k and then never played ranked again
fucking shameful

>>154443787
classic

>>154452257
>arteezy
>in any way our guy

He's a fucking normie

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hehehehheheee onii-chan!!!!!

>>154452483
so is most of d2g

>>154452209
Yes I'm only pretending to be retarded I'm actually Fear's alt

Why is Roshan able to stun buildings?

>>154452305
Spam Viper, that's how I reached 5k. Retards don't know how to shut him down.

>>154452292
Dotabuff now sometimes flags matches as notable and gives it a DB+ analysis even if nobody owns it. In this case a 1k Meepo made a huge comeback because their 1k Axe didn't get BKB.

>Delay between the draft and the actual start of the game.
Classic SEA.

so is this Bo1 groupstages or what?

what if dotards are gay?

>>154452914
No one who takes Dota seriously is straight

>>154452559
post dotabuff senpai

>>154452460
I used brood for that back in the day,You could move unhindered even aftert takign damage, so you were impossible to control at all.

>>154452867
bo1 losers bracket

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>>154450995
>what did he mean by this
>oh yeah my friend was going on about cm punk earlier
>google it
>2 minute submission

>17 min lifestealer armlet deso + slardar bomb
scary

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does arteezy snapchat?

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>Two players click middle and safelane
>They don't immediately first pick [Strongest carry in the patch]
>Force their teammates to blind pick supports that will get countered and have no synergy with their carry
>Enemy team pick actual good and meta heroes

>Rushing Radiance as Spectre.
Just like my 3k games, MVP fucking lost.

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>across time and space, this hero continues to be the worst hero in the game

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>Turn on BTS strim to root for our guy Jimmy
>Obnoxious cockney accented girl starts talking
>Turn off stream
Sorry Jimmy, maybe next time.
Back to RTZ.

>>154453852
?
just pick ET support

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>RTZ using his midas on his main Arc Warden whenever it's off cooldown
>Not leaving it permanently off cooldown so he has a free midas to use every 45 seconds with his doppelganger
This is frustrating desu
Arc Warden's a good hero but now Artour's going to think he's back just because he's shit with him.

>>154454187
>ET support

When will this meme die

>>154454213
>think he's back
bad* whoops

>>154454119
>cockney

preety sure shes aussie

>>154454187
This meme is old.

>>154454273
when he gets nerfed?

>Fnatic lost to Excretation
>MVP lost to Shiteski

LMAO SEA

>>154454370
So never?

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>Only Reddit people like RTZ and Waga is streaming.
>BTS stream with an annoying woman.

>>154454515
hey now, supports can't be OP

Quick, how do you counter a fed Medusa with Divine Rapier? And there's no anti mage on your team.

Might order a pizza

>>154454679

Splitpush because even as a fed Snek she is still a slow fat ass.

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Explain this dotards

>>154454764
hp% scaling m8

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>Bloodseeker with aghanim's scepter
>medusa with divine rapier

Aaaaaand I'm done with this match. Goddamn pub trolling our 4 stack by suiciding. Either that, or they don't speak english.

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MUSHIT

MUSHIT

MUSHIT

MUSHIT

>>154454679
BM and Arc with halberds and Necro 3.

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>Fnantic lost to mvp
>jimmy ho, the last and only hope of NAdota, destroyed by koreans

>>154454679
equally fed PL with diffusal

>>154455213
MVP is an Australian team

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Glad RTZ is displaying how fucking BROKEN Arc Warden is.

>>154455410
that only makes it more embarrassing