Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>be european
>touch knife
>get shot

Does using Icarus Dive while holding somebody with Flaming Lasso break the lasso?

>>154399169

is that an ability draft question?

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is there anything worse than having a retarded AM on your team?

>Fucking Overwatch getting more views than Dota 2 tournaments

Can this game get any deader?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SK0ccc74A

Well, now DOTA2 will finally have a good caster. It's about fucking time.

>>154399241
Technically it can happen in normal dota.

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>bh gets glimpsed

>>154399023
there have been rare sighting of carry gondars

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>>154399390
Who is this guy, He sounds pretty good.

we need some new casters desu.

>>154399390
>THE TEMPEST ULTIMATE

why is offalen void allowed to bash me for half my hp as morphling?

?

dotards?

>>154399390
Doubtful, breakycpk used to complain about HoN's spectator tools being infuriating and those were 10x better than DotA's.

>why is it so satisfying to punch women

>>154399475
>>154399484

the few HoN casters left are finally switching to dota2

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>not being semi-NEET master race

>>154399390
Are we gonna see an annihilation? YES WE ARE!
God, I love this guy so much.

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>>154399529
youre complaining about imbalanced heroes when you pick morphling? stfu kid your hero is the most broken shit ever

>>154399390
nice

>>154399553
Eh, he'll get used to them.

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>leeching support tries to steal a last hit from the PL carrying his ass

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Full animefags avatars? 4chan members?

How do you guys handle when you foresee your team throwing, you ask them multiple times to avoid it, but then they do it anyway? Will this rage in my soul ever die?

>>154400112
It isn't over until you notice you notice your Bounty Hunter built dagons.

>>154400112

option 1: get friends

option 2: accept it will happen sometimes but it also happens to your opponents and it balances out

option 3: if it happens "every time" or "more to my team than the enemy team" accept you are the problem and get good

>>154399897
>people only watch anime on 4chan

>>154400393
>option 2: accept it will happen sometimes but it also happens to your opponents and it balances out

this is a lie though, enemy teams never throw

>>154399346
Having a retarded Alch.

>>154400452

then option 3 is for you

>>154400531
yeah no because it's always my team throwing not me

pub players refuse to take objectives and care more about completing an item they started than winning a game. they'd literally rather die with a maelstrom than win with a hammer in their inventory.

>>154400371
>>154400393
Every team down here at 3k truly believes that the game is won once you've taken mega creeps.

I spam ping roshan once we destroy their base.
>no we don't need it


>team proceeds to run into the enemy base and die 1 by 1

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I have to wonder, what goes through the heads of people who do this?

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>>154399390
Was about to post
>hon trash no thank you

But dude is actually hype, and a smooth deep voice

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>bh murders low hp jungling lycan

>>154400615
>there's no POSSIBLE way that the enemy team with pit lord, sniper, chaos knight, alchemist and beastmaster can win this game against megas.
>let's fuck around and feed after spending our buyback on butterflies for crystal maiden

hit my monitor with a hammer because of a game like this a couple months ago. if you put one of my teammates in front of me in real life i would have beaten them bloody or killed them, zero doubt in my mind.

>>154400617
The same thing that goes through the heads of people who pick jug.
>I want to do damage without getting hit
It doesn't actually work above 3k.

What's the point of tidehunter?

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>>154400617
>>154400814

Do you realize the way you see that guy is the exact same way someone that plays fotm games see you when they see 4.5K hours of dota played in your profile?

He just enjoys sniper, let him be.

>>154400939
tanky mek buyer that is very hard to shutdown

so just baddarkseer

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How am I suppose to add you if you don't even give me any information? I'm not the rude one.

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Tenacity
Builds from: Sacred Relic, Reaver
+25 Strength
+60 Damage
Passive: Spell immunity. Disables for 3 seconds after moving, blinking, or teleporting.

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>damn, we have 3 cores already
>guess I'll just pick jungler

>>154400662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0eSOTF01v0
That was 5 years ago, mind you.

>>154401393
You are because you never responded to me nor ask..

Would it be possible to cut lanes with techies before the game starts?

S4 HAS A SMALL COCK

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>Team Horde
>old alliance players
>playing against alliance
>TEAM
>HORDE

holy fuck I feel like a retard for not noticing this beforehand

>>154401646
I'd say it's more rude playing "asking 20 questions" clogging up the thread when it's just a conversation between 2 people.

>>154401818
He didnt even responde to my comments saying i play in europe when he asked where i play on, i figured he wasnt interested anymore then

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>>154401492
>Implying offlane is a core role
I'm going for that fucking jungle and you can't stop me.

>>154401492
Just pick a jungle support like CM

>>154401489
In what situation would this ever be useful.

do you guys prefer a big or a small penis

>>154399390
>a great new HoN caster
>day9 getting interested in dota
looking good

>s cuatro
>good

dotards?

>>154401970
It was me and like I said I was not feeling like playing ask 20 questions.

>>154402410
>implying we want narcissist9 in the scene

>>154399390
Tobi better pick this guy up

DON'T LET THE JEW WIN

>>154399390
BTS will pick him up and ruin him. Our only real hope is joinDOTA gets him, but we know how jD has been lately...Maybe even Moonduck could be alright, actually no that would get him paired with Maut, Annie, or Zyori.

lmao OG is gonna be so hilarious watching S4 and Notail trying to carry games

its gonna be glorious

>>154402507
Well on which server do you play usually? If its europe or use we can play together

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>Loda wasn't the problem
>it was S4 all along

Top cuck

>>154402582
some variety and competition is never bad

>>154402349
When you're trying to just HIT BUILDING, breaking out of disables when they go over 3 seconds, and being a massive cunt with Nyx.

>>154402582

I asked about him on sc2g and they said he was a selfless guy

is Shadow Blade void really not viable at all?

it gives him invis, attack speed, damage and effect on hit. it also turns into edge

what gives?

>approaching 10 loss streak

cant wake up

>>154402664
I also play on EU.

>6.88 is pretty much 6.87 untouched
>this makes the current patch the longer ever
>absolutely 0 patch/malcom posting

I'll take it as definitive prove the current patch is the best ever

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>>154402718
>s4 not playing his native roll
>loda playing one of this 3 (T H R E E) good heroes

Hmm makes ur brain do that thign when it hurting for times!!

>>154403012
if you are 5k and below you can make any shit on any hero and it will work

if you play versus good players you will just get disabled and killed when you try to do your le epic sneaky invis chronos

there really is a reason why heroe slike magnus or tiny go both lothar and dagger

lothar is more to just avoid common ward spots and get CLOSE to someone, walking to them invis is retarded

>>154403087
You wanna play together? Im thinking of doing a game or two before bed time

how does s4 keep getting on teams?

>>154403250
thanks

>>154403316
he's good when he's not choking

Share your favorite ASMR channels to listen while playing dota

Mine: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzlFepocjD7bhXsD_7aFqFw/videos

The vampire feeding vid is my favorite.

M1ckeGOD best mid world

>>154403285
Right now I'm unable to be should be able tomorrow.

>>154403250
Is it just me, or is Tiny a hero that needs a lot, and is only capable of getting very little?

>>154403370
but he's always choking

>>154403594
Mind dropping your id so i can add you and ask you to play tomorrow if youre gonna be around? We can talk in the meantime i suppose

>sing starts streaming
>it's a memegame stream

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Why do they call him "Tiny"?

>>154403631
tiny literally only needs levels to kill people

>>154404029
he's a small guy

>>154404029
His name is Tony, but in rock language it's pronounced like Tiny.

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>tfw the shitty stack is on the enemy team for once

>>154404182
for you

>>154404126
What about having a way to get close to people and having a way to not go back to the fountain after every fight?

>>154404246
Blink bottle

>>154404219
What causes the shitstack phenomenon? Why are the people in stacks always so bad at the game?

>>154404246
morello?

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>when your team mates random a support and repicks it and then hovers over AM.

>>154403954
Would do mind dropping yours? Not that comfortable dropping it publicly like this.,

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>>154404431
>>154403954

go get a room already you faggots

>>154404423
Will EE or N0tail ever catch a break at TI?

Seems like they're cursed

Akke: can I come back please.

>>154404431
Sure, here you go
http://steamcommunity.com/id/armaaaa/

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How bad is this player /d2g/?

>>154404431
http://steamcommunity.com/id/niknarcotic/

>>154404651
>watching bullcuck stream

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POST MMR GRINDING TUNES FAMTARO

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When will buster bot get nerfed icefrog?

>>154404645
>EE
A shit player is cursed because his team is playing 4v6? Wow I never thought his teams would lose.
>N0tail
Same thing but 4v5 and he's self-aware about being a burden.

>S4 abandoned OG already.

This was my first game as Juggernaut, how badly did I fuck up?

https://www.opendota.com/matches/2635594735

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>singsing on

Time to switch from this obnoxious fat Swed cuck

>>154404695
>>154404715
whelp.

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>S4 is 4-14 on Axe.
>He's offlane for OG.
Uh g-guys?

>be dotard
>get reported for """"""""toxicity""""""""
>muted
>cant communicate
>act even more toxic spamming chatwheel pausing the game just so your team can maybe understand
>get even more reports

?
who made this system and said "yeah its good"

>>154404976
When I play jugg I do this:

Yasha > BFury > Manta > Aghs or BKB > Butterfly

>>154405034
Im the first link posted, ignore nik, hes just a pathetic fuck

>>154405101
but you are just proving it's good with your post

>our guy, the doppel leid, is live

exceptionally based

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>>154405101
>Be loltard
>Get reported for """toxicity"""
>Get permabanned from the game on first offense
>All I did was say "gg ez mid"

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I'll be back in a couple minutes and answer anything

AMA

>>154404781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMt9rySknEY

>>154400393
You see it's the ring of the players though, some days I'll be fine then others it will be game after game of teammates ignoring your suggestions or advice and blatantly going g out of position to feed. I've expirience days in low 3k to high 2k where every game has a player or two on my team that does it causing me to drop 75 to 100 MMR, these Re the most triggering of times, and then days where it hardly happens at all these also be the days I climb the ladder.

>>154405135
Alrighty, dode****** will add you.

>>154405481
>12 year old discovers what variance is

zai is live lads

>>154405217
?
if someoen does something bad he should be punished in a way that literally makes games worse for his team and gets him in even more trouble?

>>154405657
>>154404996
no one cares

only alert me when arteezy goes live

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>tfw no Sheever gf

>>154405801
you typing retarded shit > spamming chat wheel

people just reporting you because you're being extra autistic because you got muted

>>154400393
>option 2: accept it will happen sometimes but it also happens to your opponents and it balances out
It doesn't balance out. If somebody plays well, they would have more wins on average in a functional matchmaking system than one where games are randomly thrown on both sides.

>>154405101
>Tfw played for over 3000 hours and have never been muted or sent to low priority

The system works

>>154406030

not once you stabilize on a certain MMR

gulaguites are autists with 0 improvement, which is why the forced 50 meme was born

I miss the old days of online gaming in europe, before eastern europe and russia had internet in their average house. Back then you were only playing against germans, scandinavians, and benelux. I think it all changed about 10 years ago.

Also memes in the past few years. Every normie with a keyboard things he's a ebin troll memlord.

>>154405975
no people are reporting me becuase i HAVE to act autistic to fucking COMMUNICATE BECAUSE I AM MUTED

?
why not 1 low prio game if its some lite punishment or something, why make the game worse for everyone?

valve is hella retarded

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>be dotard
>get muted
>dotard blogshits about it
Mute function for 4chan when?

>>154406149

>i miss having 500 ping and sucking dicks of hosts that had unfair advantage so they wont leave when they are losing

look at this retard

this is what nostalgia goggles do to you

>>154406162

>further proving the system works

I agree though, valve should go the riot way and permaban retards like you.

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>>154404808
I know that's the main reason but the first step to improving is knowing you've fucked up and need to change.

So it makes me wonder if one day N0tail will actually do really well.
EE never will however since he's a brick wall.

>>154405398
How much is your salary with DC?

Who are some higher MMR players in the shadowpool?

i just played my first game. and after the first game, everone started to talk shit. during the game, people just used the default statements, is it supposed to be like that or do i have something toggled on that makes me not see chat during the game

>>154406317
?

how does the system work?
it makes game worse for 10 players therefore it works?

okay, with drones like you its no wonder how valve can put out shit and no one objects

>>154403991
>Dad is streaming
>it's fucking VR

>>154406436
Just text mute next to their profile famalamadingdong

>>154406416
Sorry can't talk about that.

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>>154405398
Give timestamp.

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Dotards?

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ATTENTION

OUR GUY

CHI LONG QUA IS STREAMING RIGHT FUCKING NOW ON YOUTUBE

ATTENTION

>>154407026
>kills drug dealers
>kills muslims

>tfw we'll never have a president this based

>>154406939
>yousif kutaiba
>Swedish flag
I WANT OFF MR GOLDBERG'S WILD RIDE

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>Yuros

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Guys

guys?

I'm scared

what is happening?

ACHTUNG / ! \

DRUMPF IS LOSING

ACHTUNG / ! \

>>154407173
>kills even more innocent civilians

>>154406524
it was just weird since no one chatted during the game but then when it ended, everyone started chatting; so it made me wonder if i had options toggled that made it so i didnt see chat during the game

>>154407086
>>154407262
I see you faggot.

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>>154407340
you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelette

>>154407340
t. Ayoub ibn Al-Quyyah

>>154406306
I'm not talking about dota. Battle.net was awful. Garena too.

There were plenty of decent low ping servers for cs/hl/quake and the like.

I'm sure there is a bit of nostalgia goggles to it though.

>>154404793
just make xmark allies only and he goes back to the kunkka he used to be where landing any of his spells actually had to take some skill.

I fucking hate dota man, it's becomming league of lesbians.

>>154407708
are you retarded?

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UUUUHHH DOTARDS?

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Rate me. ask me. roast me.pls don't ignore me

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>>154407513
t. actual arab

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>>154407880
EXPLAIN THIS

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>>154407880

>believing twitch lies

someone get into a barbie fun house stream, we can make it twitch #1 game

>>154407880
i don't know where you at but if this was on twitch it would be a whole differnet story.

>>154408080
it's a twitch chrome extension

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/twitch-now/nlmbdmpjmlijibeockamioakdpmhjnpk?utm_source=chrome-ntp-icon

I think it's official, may be wrong.

>>154408080
twitch are shitting themselves, see
>>154408068
>>154407262

>>154407934
>mfw i tried to hide my name but you can still see it and friend ID.
Just kill me already.

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>4chan X filters whatever word you want with case insensitivity and also filters all responses to that particular post AUTOMATICALLY

Now I understand how 4chan is still alive. Finally makes sens eholy shit

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>pick sven
>get alacritied, bloodlusted, ice armored, solar crested
Why do people like sucking this heros dick so much?

>>154407934
It isn't hard to identify somebody just from the champions they've recently played and their MMR senpai.

>>154408257
holy shit people still dont know lmao

>>154408257
Are you new? I guess you are

is twitch fucky for anyone else

cant watch any streams, channels with like 2 viewers at the top

>>154408340
sure but anyone on this board is too lazy to that anon. Or am i wrong?

>>154408391
yeah, the viewbots got taken offline

>>154408361
Here from 2008 believe it or not, but I quit 4chan between 2010 and 2013 I guess is when this shit went viral why didnt you tell me you fuckers kill yourselves

>>154408476
So you are, good to know

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>>154408454

>>154408257
what are the good browser plugin's that people use that don't sell my porn history to the NSA?

Everyone is watching clq stream on YouTube anyway

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>>154408269
Magnus may have the biggest dick but sven is still the manliest.
>tfw no sven bf to protect me

>>154408523
>8years
>new

i bet this anon likes to boast about his 4chan gold account on other boards too.

>everyone loses their lane
>except you, a solo offlane

just fuck my shit up famalam

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>>154408610
>sven is half fish
>fishes don't have dicks and just spray their sperm everywhere from a little hole

makes you think

>>154408640
2008 is literally the year 4chins got popular with normies thats when i quit and never visitted /b/ or any board since

if not for d2g i wouldnt visit this reddit alpha

WE ARE ELECTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

>>154408673
if you had actually won it, instead of, say, stalemate, you could have carried, cus 2 of their players didn't get any farm.

Not judging but just saying that you shouldn't tell lies on the internet.

>>154408673
>I didn't die and I'm only one level behind enemy carry so I won offlane

>>154408640
8 years is literally new you fucking idiot.

If you haven't been on 4chan since 2006 or earlier, you are a newfag.

Fuck off newfag.

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>>154408749
post 4chan curriculum vitaes

2006-2007 /b/
2008-2009 /v/
2009-2010 /sp/
2011 /sc2g/
2012-2016 /d2g/

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post useless items

ill start

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>tfw 2007 newshit

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>>154408971
>zero japanese related boards

You fuckers are the worst type of 4chan user.

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WHO ELSE /playsonlystrinitiators/ HERE?

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Why is life so shit?

>>154408971
2016 /b/ /v/ /d2g/ /r9k/ /a/

As far as I remember Jonassomfan was feeding a lot back in the NIP days too. Good luck with that offlaner Alliance.

>>154408971
2015-2016 /trash/

Slark's aghs is going to be similar to Ursa's, right? Let him cast his ult when stunned?

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>>154408610
>Magnus
>Not Centaur "4.0 STR growth" Warrunner

>>154409227
>Not getting Solitude for carry

kek

>>154409392
Magnus literally has lines about his dick though.

>>154409369
slarks gimmick is vision
ursas gimmick is physical burst

im sure slarks aghs will be to make him something else than just a carry, he is getting played mid recently etc it will be some vision shit

>>154359929

Is Puck for lewd?

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What if each stack of Essence Shift added damage to the next use of dark pact but disappeared after use?

Would Slark be balanced then?

>>154409575
Global vision for only you but you can't use your ults active.

Underlord would probably have the biggest dick.

>9/11 begins
>twitch down

ummm.... what could this mean?

>>154409479
what?

>>154409709

except most demons don't have dicks in dota: shadow fiend, shadow demon, doom... no dicks, the only demon with a dick is queen of pain

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>>154409735
Someone's getting buffed

>>154399390
hey that guy's all right

>>154407934

Looks like a new account where you went TriHard. Your a pussy for not grinding the mmr off your main

>>154409479
>>154409709
They feel the need to talk about their large dicks because they feel insecure next to Bradwarden's, who also gets to stick it in the doe slut every night.

>>154409791
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cc/Magn_skewer_12.mp3
And many "horn" innuendos.

>>154409582
Yes
>>154360418

>>154408269
>buy necrobook
>demon warrior gets alactritied, bloodlusted, ice armored, solar crested
Why do people like sucking this creep's dick so much?

I have real trouble playing wardcuck when it comes to winning the midgame. All too often I have a few levels and want to gank with a tower followup but either my allies want to sit and farm in lane and refuse to smoke or tp, or the enemy cores are all elusive fucks and the gank will likely be unsuccessful ( I still try these sometimes, but ganking an AM/Slark with only my underleveled offlaner with me doesn't work).

A lot of my games at around 4k tend to have 4 to 4.5 cores on the enemy team, so we can't go late or we'll get outcarried, but teammates want to keep farming and itemising for lategame regardless.

Zoning can be tough since a lot of picks are things like Timber/Mirana, plus the carry usually wants to stay comfy hitting his creeps. Do I just keep pulling and get my blink/force and hope for good teamfights? Do I just not pick position 5 babysitters (dazzle, oracle, omni) at all, and pick a decent farming/roaming support (like CM for farming, or SB for roaming)? Even babysitting something like a Spectre or Medusa isn't enough sometimes, since the opponent will just have better lategame due to more cores.

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LOL

>>154410050
that's lewd

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>>154409939
First of
>those heroes
>try hard
literlaly what
secondly
>pic related hours

>>154410246
>>154410050
>>154409946
>>154409852
>>154409709
>>154409479
>>154408610
>/d2g/

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>>154410312
All the straight people went to Overwatch

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>twitch goes down
>complete silence

>>154409575
Slark aghs:
Shadow Dance now removes all enemy vision in a 900 AoE around Slark when activated. Attacking still reveals units.
Shadow Dance's active duration is increased to 10 seconds if it is activated while outside of enemy vision.

https://www.game-leap.com

Thoughts on this site? I paid for 1 month and so far it's been very helpful. Cheap too.
Promo code "MEEPO" gets you 25% off

>>154410439
Hi cancerous video maker whose name I can't remember

fuck off back to your editing cave

reminder to report advertising posts

>>154410439
I'm nowhere near invested enough in Dota despite the 2000 hours played to be so tryhard to pay for such a site.

ARTEEZY IS LIVE

I REPEAT

ARTEEZY

LIVE

>>154410312
>he thinks talking about lewd voice lines is bad

you must have missed the thread where we argued about whether OD had a horse cock or knotted dog dick

>>154410439
Literally DELTE THIS.

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twitch tv/arteezy

HE

IS

ONLINE
M O N E Y

O V E R

B I T C H E S

>>154410439
"i watched ursa and doom guides and gained 800 mmr in 60 games." Ivan1337. offlane
>picking ursa and doom into offlane
>still winning games
>??????
also
>60*25=1500, means he won only like 75%

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>>154410726

what was the final consensus?

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>>154410708
>>154410815
I can't believe that anchor still has a fanbase.

You underage fucks can't come up with any new memes or something?

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How do we fix this shit item /d2g/?

>>154410878
Horse

>>154410584
>>154410686
>>154410792
>>154410819
Here's the type of video they produce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbn0v34qk4
And no I'm not associated with them, I just wanted to see what you people thought of it.

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>>154410930
He just reminds me of the good times.

>>154410878
turns out, that alien fedoralords have horse dicks

>>154410989
make it superior to other items in it's class

>>154410878
Horse sized knot

>There are people that still believe Slark is OP

>>154411012
Well, it does sound and looks relatively polished and nicely produced. I suppose it depends on whether or not you trust the coaches (BSJ, Brax). I guess it doesn't hurt.

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>Arteezy is live
>immeditaley stop masturbating
>close all exhentai tabs
>tell my mummy to shut her whore mouth
>lock my door and strip naked
>don't even bother licking the cheeto stains from my fingers
SO THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRULY HAPPY

>>154410930
>underage fucks

1998 was 18 years ago, yes people born 1998 are 18 years old today.

You dont think you are the one starting the get old anon?

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What went wrong?

>>154411190
2012

everything went wrong after that

>>154411012
I actually really like that he explains that fucking up your pulling is so fucking detrimental.

Even at 4.5k I regularly see supports pulling stacked camps and feeding the enemy free exp and gold.

>>154411183
Don't forget dota has been around for 15 years in one for or another. There are going to be old people around.

And to be honest 18 is starting to get too old to be doing the twitch chat ironic meme schitck

What's sing going to do 5 years down the road when his popularity fades and he has zero real life skills to fall back on?

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>>154411012
>BSJ
>First tip is double-pulling
>Upside #1 is not: "Makes the offlaner want to kill himself" (it was the last one)
>Instead it's: You can farm the creeps :DDD
That video made me feel much better about my ability to climb without assistance.

>>154411508
study STEM of course like every other sane person would

How do I into Venomancer?
Max Q, W, E, in that order? And what about build?

>>154411803
pick any other hero instead.

>>154411803
Venomancer does not have quas, wex or exort.
i think you might be drunk or something

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wait that pictue with wyvern, lina and DK was a rip off?

wtf

is there any originality left in this world?

>>154411803
First point in Q if you're going for first blood. Otherwise, first point in W. Max W if you're going the semi-carry build, or E if you're going the support build.

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>lol low mmr dota is so easy!

Yeah, it's really easy to win games supporting sub-2k mmr carry pickers like this Sniper, just git gud haha :))))

>>154411803
Max poison touch skip wards :^)

>>154411936
hownew.ru

>>154411508
>>154411630

hes got so much money he could start his own business, whatever he wants.

If I lived in the Netherlands and had the money I would start my own coffee shop.

>>154412000
>win games supporting
What did he mean by this?

>>154410254

I only mentioned try hard because your lifetime stats for 3.5K hours are friggen low, so I though it was a new account.

I have 600 mmr and than you but1.5K less hours but I have:

>4 more rampages
>165 more triple kills
>100 more FB
>50 more couriers killed
>20 more cheeses
>1622 more camps stacked

I guess your just dogshit or a support player aka dogshit

>>154412000
>Pudge
>Net worth of 6k at 40 minutes

may I guess 4/33/2

>>154412140
>not only ever picking Omniknight in ranked matches
What did he mean by this?

>>154412140
this mentality is the reason nadota is dumpster tier

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>>154412175

No, Pudge who spent 2.5k gold on support items.

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>get the most exclusive, hand-picked retarded animals as teammates last two games
>they actively ruin both games
>mass report me
>I get LP and they don't

Amazing game, doturds.

>>154412168
>91 Camps Stacked
>Support Player
?

Anon.

>>154412168
600 mmr less**

>>154412168
sorry that i started playing dota when it didn't record stats and left for 2 years to playleague of legends. but hey i'm back and i'm climbing so that's good.

>>154412168
>support player aka dogshit
(You)

>>154412000
You have to mentally damaged person if you can't win those games. Every one in those games is fucking horrible at dota

>>154412289
>support Pudge
is this a thing now? I thought Pudge was an offlane/mid carry

>>154412131
then you would waste all your money on a very risky and unstable business

lets hope for his sake he isnt as retarded as you

>>154411864
>>154411887
>>154412005
:^)

>>154411950
Got it, thanks. What about items?

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How do we fix JokeHero?

>>154412479
A remodel first of all.

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I know I fucked up, so what should I have bought instead?

>>154412468
I have never played core veno so I don't know items for him. When it comes to support, earlygame get raindrops or basilius. Midgame you need veil and an initiation item (either shadow blade or blink; I prefer blink.) Then rush aghs, and later try to build an octarine.

Get wards, dust, whatever if your 5 is too poor. Oh, who am I kidding, you'll be the only support and have to handle all that on your own.

>>154412479
revamp aghs so that dual breath becomes a toggleable ability

>>154412689
you have 72cs in a 30+min game

even if someone told you what you should have bought you wouldnt understand what

just play the game make your retarded items until you can get more than 2cs a minute

like litearlly just fucking kill a camp a minute and you will have 2 times more JUST ONE CAMP

>>154412390
Then give me some sweet strats for winning those games with no farm, while buying all the vision and devision?

>>154412391
High mmr players pretty much exclusively play him as a roaming support/trilane member.

>>154412479
Make ALL his spells (outside of Macropyre) have higher damage numbers. Also give Ice Path a slowing DoT as well.
The problem with Jakiro is that he does so little damage for so much mana wasted.

>>154412689
Possibly Bfury to farm faster, MKB or BKB to stop riki cloud, Linken's for Doom and Pudge (because their contorl pierces bkb), Treads + Aquila in the early game for stats to farm
Never buy aghs please, it turns you into a meme offlane-tier hero where you go in, press one button and becomes useless afterwards when you're supposed to be carrying the entire game

>>154412689
How can I get matched against people like this?

>>154412689
>PA and Legion both baught Bfury
>nobody in the game has more than 100 cs except the drow
>in a fucking average length game

>>154412706
Thanks again. I'll remember this for later.

>>154413031
It was unranked, calm your tits Napoleon

>>154412689
wards and courier rather damage items if you're playing support

practice last hitting in bots till you can hit more than 1 creep per wave

>>154413175
...
I was mid, not support

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>invest in sentries to deward
>carry last hits the enemy ward

Why do people do this.

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>turn off desktop
>get in bed
>turn on laptop
>no new yous

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DOTARDS
WHAT HERO WAS THE MIDLANER?

>>154413458
You know you like it ;^)

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Hey!

>>154413485
huskar

>>154413318
you had 2nd lowest lh, lowest gpm, lowest player damage as a hero with zero crowd control and ZERO player healing with one of the best team healing spells available.

you were playing a mediocre support juggernaut that would probably be worth less than your abandon gold.

don't play mid or carry if you're clearly incompetent, watch videos on how to farm before losing games for your teams

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>tfw you understand the music arteezy is listening to

why is he listening to this if he doesn't understand what they're saying lol

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>be me
>buy courier
>buy 2 wards, one for offlaner and the other one to safelane/mid
>buy a set of sentries to deward the offlaner's one
>buy 4 tangos with my remaining gold
>mid wants 2 of those tangos

Is this normal?

>>154413485
pugna the loli

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>>154413610

Hey

>>154413485
VISAGE

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>>154413757
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
IT WAS THE BEST MID HERO IN THE GAME, VISAGE!

>>154413749
>blademail
>bad
ayy lmao

>>154413458

wow, whos the qt mate?

>>154413636
I did my research, and I dropped my ward whenever it was off cooldown. This was my first game as Jugg, and the team was comprised of 2 2 stacks and me

I also have 40 hours total, most of which was safe lane Dazzle

>>154413708
>everyone STILL loses their lanes

>>154413749
>Veil
>Midas
>Blademail

for what purpose?

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what's this week's Zet build?

>>154413708
that's usually what happens when you play a position 6 dirt support, yes
should've said "I'm roaming" and picked ES or something and forced some other poor sap to do it

>>154413708
And 1 clarity, thats the standard solo supp build

>>154408971
2008-20011 b
2011-2012 fit
2012-2013 sp
2013-2014 other imageboard and pol
2014-2016 pol vg

>>154413865
I see someone else isn't brainwashed by the "visage is a bad hero" meme

>>154414152
This week's zet forecast has a higher incidence of shadowblade, though remember to pack your hurricane pike to deal with a heavy rikiing.

In the mid lane, dagon into eblade is remaining potent yet towards the safe ensuring to build sustainable physical dps is a better bet.

As always, there's very little manta or necronomicon around and we shouldn't see them except for some extreme circumstances.

>>154414152
bloothorne sheepstick

who do i never win with windrunner

mid, offlane, support, doesn't matter

38% winrate with her

OUR

CANONICAL

GIGAGUY

OUR
TEEZY

IS

L I V E
I
V
E

>>154414797
>who do i never win with windrunner
windrunner, that's who

the why is because she's a dogshit hero

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>>154414595
I physically cannot FATHOM how anybody thinks visage is bad when he's been getting significant buffs for patches now
He's the next Kunkka, mark my fucking words

I also used to spam arc warden and had a 75% winrate with him
obscure heroes are ez wins

>some 15yo hontrash kid is a better mid than s4 ever was

really makes you think doesnt it

>>154408971
2010: mlp
2011-2012: b, r9k
2013: s4s
2014: s4s, a, d
2015: s4s, a, d2g
2016: s4s, a, int, d2g

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>no friday classes
>tfw NEETing out all long weekend
>back to the based uni lifestyle on monday

feel good man

Hide it.

https://clips.twitch.
tv/arteezy/DeadReindeerWinWaker

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>tfw you stumble upon the enemy carry in the jungle and you both run away

>>154414903
hes fucking trash kid

kunkka is op becuase he has goodglimpse on 8s cd and also aoe finger that makes everyone have 100% more ehp

now think what can be buffed in visage his epic slow?
wow im sure a slow can be as op as x or boat m8
his le epic nuke? yeah i feel it
his le epictastic fucking dogshit nuke counter? ye for sure! you will do great ganks with thta

the only time this hero was op was when drow was op, visage is ltierally cuck: the hero

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>>154415023
it's my first semester right now. doing exactly this. is it bad that ive been getting more into dota? i've had no drinks in my room for 2 days and havent gone out to get anything.

>>154415223
sup /b/, enjoying the weekend?

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When will they learn?

>>154415284
you sure told me
great counterarguemnt

now i see how the buffed slow in next patch will be cancer!