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Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, September 9th:
9 – Arminius' alliance of six Germanic tribes ambushes and annihilates three Roman legions of Publius Quinctilius Varus in the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest.
1922 – The Greco-Turkish War effectively ends with Turkish victory over the Greeks in Smyrna.
1923 – Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, the founder of the Republic of Turkey, founds the Republican People's Party.
1942 – World War II: A Japanese floatplane drops incendiary bombs on Oregon.


>News
EU4 Rights of Man DLC announced

EU4 DD18/08
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-18th-of-august-2016.963425/

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!IkNwBRKR!WI_JYByFpRFzXLx3d1uD2A

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!TVA2RByJ!tuh0k4SR5gXPLtmxsMd4KZ0at9gY5s5_oV70ui8A4B0

>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.5 - 29/07/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V8
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar

Old Thread >>154248484
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>154310492
white and based
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Don't forget to pay for the games you play
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>>154310579
just like anarchists
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Rate my plan for carving China up into puppets (Kashgaria, Mongolia and Manchuria) and spherelings (Tibet).
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>>154310482
>t*rkish dates still in the OP
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Based Erdogan
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>>154310762
Looks like we're dealing with a stubborn kebab here.
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>>154310593
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>>154310593
Oh I don't forget, it's deliberate that I don't pay.

Fucking faggot.
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Which country (or countries) should I turn into a full republic (merchant republic with republic vassals) and play as?
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>>154311876
You're scum
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>>154310392
In case you missed the post in the old thread

Either way, here are the files if you want them. I don't think Paint.NET is the issue but if you could try resizing them for me in GIMP that'd be great.

puu dot sh/r5AjW/ff8d38ca96.7z
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>>154310593
>not pulling communism on paracox
lol fag
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>>154311984
I'm not even a poorfag. It's just that when it's literally as easy to pirate as it is to buy, buying seems retarded.
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>>154312247
You're scum
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>>154312325
I'm aware and okay with it.
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Whats your excuse for playing a mod where mongols are pinnacle of humanism and don't kill conquered tribes but must gently convert them to their culture and religion and then gently absorb them?
Is this the ultimate example of "realism is not an argument" where it sacrificed for perceived "balance" to stop nomads convert provinces instantly?
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Should i keep my capital in cairo as egypt or change it to alexandria in ck2?
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>>154310723
Hmmm how about....no wargoals available/10
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>>154310593
Lolno
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>>154312518
>still playing paradox games

wew lad
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>>154311920
Byzantiums.
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>>154312916
THIS TBQH
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>I'm going to roleplay this game and not blob!
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>>154312518
That's exactly what Genghis did and a major reason for his success, minus the culture and religious conversions.

He adopted defeated clans as his own, swelling his numbers, encouraging less diehard resistance and earning the loyalty of the dispossessed.
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>>154312074
Yeah the River and Terrains weren't Indexed. Hopefully this helps. I couldn't test though. Clear cache and try again

puu dot sh/r5BXd/0b0a2c5dc5.rar
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>>154313124
Sometimes you blob when you don't even mean to. Feudalism lends itself quite easily to border gore.
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>>154313018
>>154312916
Ok. What should my goals be?
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>>154313124
>romisk rihhi
>swerike
>puille

what fucking language is this
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>>154312518
There is a reason why culture corversion in EU4 coloquially refered to as genocide you know. There is no way to convert culture of an entire province as quickly as game let's you with tribals/hordes.

As for why it's actually there - it's there so you can't just freeboat as nomad and have to put some effort into your genocide.
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>>154313490
Roman Republic?
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>>154313124
That's what happened in history though:^)
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Why it isn't de jure part of my empire yet? Rules say it should only take 100 years.
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>>154313490
Make every single county in the world into a republic.
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>>154313124
I can assuage your concerns. You are not blobbing, not even close.

>>154313565
There is a colour discrepancy, one or two provinces right next to wasteland, on that screenshot, why?
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>>154313540
You mean going full Mare Nostrum and pic related or just the Eastern territories?
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>>154313904
Once you went full mare nostrum on the Med, there is very little reason to keep playing, unless you have defensive pacts on and see how much you can roll over the pitiful defenders, which is fun
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>>154313178
That didn't work unfortunately, now it crashes on creating rivers again. The file sizes are way too small to be indexed, they should be around 6MB while the GIMP rivers is only 600ish kB
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So how do I beat Japan as Natty China in HoI3?

I merged my units and am sitting divisions on my borders with Japan and all of my Ports.

My industry is horse shit though and I doubt I'll be able to produce any infantry in large numbers before war start
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>>154313528
Looks like every country is named in its native language.
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>>154314027
I can also give kingdom and duchy tier titles to local culture courtiers. That way every time republic ruler dies there is a civil war just like in old Rome.

I'll need to disable the "x is a powerful vassal and is angry for not being on the council" because every vassal will be basically have a kingdom tier title and will be angry anyways.
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>>154313749
The dark color says "becoming independent in 125 years" and the light one says "becoming de jure part of in 125 years"
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Is every game of Victoria going to devolve into endless waves of rebels?
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>>154314310
Nah, Number of powerful vassals can't exceed number of consul slots, even if they are king. Hell you'll sometimes have dukes with more bite than kings, because Nikea and Armenia Minor are just that awesome as duchies.

>>154314347
Show me direct vassals map of Egypt up close, that might clear things up.

>>154314292
Yep, that's HiP for ya. This is optional btw before someone starts bitching.

>>154314565
Only the good ones.
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>>154314292
>>154314718
I'm using HIP and it doesnt look like that
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>>154314718
Is there any way I can prevent it? I'll admit, despite playing Vicky for years I have no idea how the economy actually works or how to manipulate it other than increasing taxes and tarrifs. I'm guessing this is why everyone wants to be gommies...
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>>154314718
Only Gizeh, the province that was light, is owned by the king of Abyssinia, which should also be integrated already since it says it's part of my empire for 105 years.
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>>154314043
Well there's only 2 colors in it. There's no rivers themselves in the file, just land and ocean. I didn't touch topology and it's just 1.28MB and it's index, and Terrain is just over 2MB while Index with many more colors.

If you want you could upload the whole thing so I can test myself. I also found a stray grey pixel between the boot and sicily in the provinces.bmp, so that might explain why it thinks max_provinces is 5 instead of 4
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Where the fuck do I get started with BICE? I thought HOI3 was complex enough, maybe I shouldn't try this mod only after 3 vanilla playthroughs...
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>>154315140
BICE sucks, don't start it at all. Get that other mod, the Fox and Lion battalions or something. Gives you the BICE depth of division formations without the historicity hard coding.
Try to play BICE as Germany and laugh as your immensely superior in any term troops get smashed by russian children with sticks with all those winter and patriotism debuffs
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>>154314852
Somewhat More Historical Map module for hip with Regional names On. Is what you need. Playing HiP W/O SWMH is kinda pointless, you might aswell install CK+

>>154314880
It's kinda by design, you can mitigate it with reforms government forms etc etc, but getting rid complitely? Proably not. Altho I'm not an expert myself either, so, what do I know.

>>154314921
Situations like that, especially where direct control vs vassal control conflict, fuck with integration a lot. Just revoke/retract it, you'll proably integrate within a year after that (I don't remember when it ticks or if it ticks on the same date for all kingdoms)
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>>154314880
What do you mean? Only /leftypol/ and memesters want to become commies and go full Ctrl+click every 6 months autism.

The economy is simple: the bigger your prestige is, the higher priority you have to world market goods. Spherelings will buy goods from you before anybody else. The more lucrative goods you produce the more money you'll be able to squeeze from capitalists.

>>154314718
I guess I'll just let memeclave turned on then. Time to prepare the Great Politeia.
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>>154315283
>not mentioning USSR with 13k IC buff
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>Government Nationalizes the Private Sector
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Haven't played hoi4 since release has anything changed for the better?
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>>154315464
>nationalizing anything ever
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>>154315432
I meant all the rebels want to be commies. First its Jacobin's then Communists.

>>154315284
But I wanna le ebin Kaiserreich
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>>154315614
No
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>>154314926
>all the pixelhunting I've done and there's still one hiding in plain sight in italy out of all the fucking places
Removing it didn't fix the crashes entirely, but thanks for that one. I'll upload the entire mod folder for you, with the original (and properly indexed) CanOmer files in a folder in the map folder.

puu dot sh/r5Ecs/0d028d4ccd.7z
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>>154315638
>all the rebels want to be commies
That's historically accurate actually
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>>154315790
Yeah, but not nearly on the scale that it happens in Vicky 2's endgame. Literally a million rise up every other year. Even in colonies.
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>>154315716
alright I'll take a more in-depth look
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>>154315913
are you playing a mod right now?
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>>154315979
Yeah, HPM but this happened to me in vanilla was well.
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>>154315913
That's hardcoded and not even HPM can do anything about it.
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>>154316104
Aren't the revolt chances modable variables?
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More like Allahu Akbar! The greatest has guided my hand.
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>>154316104
This simply isn't true. It's just hard to do something about it without radically altering the game and he's not down for that.

If you wanted to you could pretty easily make it so that unemployment doesn't make people angry, nobody cares about reforms, nobody wants to join rebels and communism doesn't even exist.
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>>154316757
>If you wanted to you could pretty easily make it so that unemployment doesn't make people angry, nobody cares about reforms, nobody wants to join rebels and communism doesn't even exist.
That'd be even worse.
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>>154316092
Vanilla is completely fucked in term in rebel mechanics. An example would be socialist rebels when you have a full welfare state.
HPM tries to deal with it, but there still is the need for more work.
i have added bullshit modifiers here and there to lower militancy in my colonies and in my treaty ports as an attempt to help.
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>>154315913
Try not to enact any reforms, also your pops should be letterless as fuck. Zero taxes on capitalists and about 100% on lower species. Make it all happen and your realm will prosper, my friend.
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Is there a way to disable the province construction animation in CK2?
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>>154317512
>construction animation in CK2
what
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>>154316596
>You offer yo help your vassal conquer one county and it turns in a huge war with half of the christian world.
Fucking christians could at least have the guts to face me.
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>>154317558
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I've added a Turkish focus tree
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698650453
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How I do dis?
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>>154318238
Not based enough. Where "Claim Germany"?
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>>154318238
Where's "Appoint Based Erdogan as Leader"???
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>>154318362
This, to be quite honest with you, familia.
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HIP or CK2+ lads?
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>>154318346
spam infanty and militia
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>>154317991
I mean.. you can probably delete/replace with empty file that has that particular model within itself.

>>154318572
Maybe this pic should be added to OP or something.
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>>154318362
They ain't even next to one another!! Some kind of "Gates of Vienna" news event if Turkey occupies the city might be cool though
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>>154318764
This is just inconclusive as fuck I want a straight answer
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>>154318545
Actually someone on ModDB asked me to add Ataturk as a level 9 field marshal with all the traits, which was pretty funny so I added him and made an event that fires a few months into the game to kill him.
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>>154319183
Stop being a baby troll and either try both or evac the thread.
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>>154318764
this is shit, why do you keep reposting it

CK2+ is a meme mod with shit like female claimants able to take agnatic titles and unless you're some sort of a neurotypical, you also have to live with garbage vanilla provinces and de jure duchies/kingdoms
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>>154319268
>/r/paradoxplaza

You have to go back
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>>154319379
/r/paradoxplaza is based.
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the poor man was so disturbed by his father's passing that when he broke into his crypt and stole his skull he had completely forgot about it by the next day
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>>154318346
Spam all the infantry you can. Militia is good too but you have to spam a lot more of it. And garrison THE WHOLE FUCKING COAST
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>>154319183
HIP is probably better just because it's highly customisable. However if using custom ruler and playing ancient religions is a big thing for you or the Charlemagne start is then go for CK2+. Otherwise overall I would personally say HIP is superior, having experienced both. If a pretty map is a big thing definitely HIP.
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>>154319695
>>154318612
I'm trying. I'm actually hanging in more than I thought I would. They don't seem to be attacking the coast, just throwing men in from the north.

But if they take Shanxi to the east, that'll open another front, I'm already moving troops from the south in preparation.
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Fucking cowards.
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>>154320534
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
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>Dicking around in the middle east from a viking age start
>Look over to the Europe and see a White Sunni Hispania with all of Iberia and parts of Africa

hmm.
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So it turns out Simsulla didn't fix shit. Saddening.
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>>154321410
>all those regions in yugoslavia and the lowlands
Does Shitsulla intend to remove warfare altogether and only have territory change happen through events and crises?
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>>154321880
You've seen nothing.
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>>154320534
>challenged to a battlefield duel
What meme is this?
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>>154320534
Fucking coward faggot, I'm the Caliph, I'm right here. Let's end this shit right now.

>>154322027
The "only 2 guys in the whole christian worlds had the courage to face me".
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>>154322019
Thanks for the cancer
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I miss having fun with NWO desu
Guess it'll only go downhill from now on.
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>>154322280
Is this from some gay mod? There's no reason a """battlefield duel""" should be a thing in a realistic war.
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>>154322354
Just keep playing 1.07
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>>154322546
Battlefield wars happened all the fucking time in medieval warfare, especially in Celtic and Nordic battles, they'd send their best men out to face each other and men watched them beat each other to death
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>>154322646
>source: hollywood
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>>154322354
>that pop growth
>that 99.4%
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>>154322280
I didn't get to kill the coward Pope in battle and I only actually killed two commanders in battle, but one king and the pope will now be known as cowards for running from the Caliph.

>>154322546
It's HIP though the images really tell me it came from the GOT mod. I don't think two commanders encountering each other and facing each other is something unrealistic.
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>>154322860
>It's HIP though the images really tell me it came from the GOT mod. I don't think two commanders encountering each other and facing each other is something unrealistic.
The only problem with it - Duelist is best lyfestyle trait ever on commanders.
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>>154322546
>>154322860
>>154323029
>wanting to duel people
I'd love to be Paradox RNG just loves to fuck you over. CK2 duels are where incapable paraplegic one-eyed infants manage to singlehandedly kill the 250 martial duelist experienced brawny warrior avatar of Odin who also infused with the holy blood of dragons and HIV positive fags.
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>>154323029
How do you even get that? Everyone I meet in the field of battle runs from me.
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>>154323298
i'm a disgusting save-scummer and i played a save where I was Edgar the Ætheling in a duel with Hardrada about 30 times trying to win and it really took about that many times until i actually did. it's fairly consistent from my experience.
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>>154310482
How do I install the DLCs after downloading the three parts from http://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=64425
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pls help and thanks in advance
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This is a bit to much. Why have I been getting the memey games so much recently?
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>>154323304
Eh the easy way is be norse. The hard way is cuckold your half the kingdom (turning them into rivals) and then duel them with war focus.

>>154323298
Nah, that's cause vanila has very few modifiers to Personal combat skill.
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>>154323668
top lel
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>>154323682
Eh, my only rival is my half brother and I will get kinslayer if I kill him.
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should i stay Tengriist or do i allow the Patriarch himself to stay and talk for hours upon hours
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>>154319574
is this a mod event or in vanilla?
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I don't get it, how can France and the UK guarantee Greece before 25% world tension?
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>>154324216
Vanilla.

>>154323923
As I said, making rivals is not the problem - seduction focus is there for you to use. Surviving the results is.
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So this is the world after 91 years with the fina fratura mod. What do you guys think of the mod?
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>>154324939
doe that mod remove the byzzies or did they just get cucked?
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>>154325023
Cucked, when a Kingdom or a empire is in a civil war, they split in half if neither gets above %50. If the kingdom or empire faces 2 or more civil wars for to long, it gets dissolved.
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>>154323601
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP
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The Prophet, peace be upon him, said:
Verily you shall conquer Constantinople. What a wonderful leader will her leader be, and what a wonderful army will that army be!

And today, the Caliph Al-Mu'tadid II, "He-Who-Seeks-Support-in-God", the magnificent, sultan of Egypt, Mesopotamia and Arabia shall fulfill the Prophet's wishes.

>>154324472
Nah, that's too haram. I will seek to give my life in battle against the enemies of Allah.
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>>154325504
You buy the dlcs
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>>154325558
I downloaded them, how do install them or whatever on my ck2 game? I didn't buy it either
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WE'VE RETAKEN BEIPING
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>>154325545
I didn't find the wretched Basileos, but we overran Qustantiniyya.
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>>154325643
Here you go
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>tfw you liquorpost on leddit and it gets 20 upboats
why are you faggots on leddit?
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>>154325545
Just keep war focus active when you do that then
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>>154326009
Thanks, downloading from steam as we speak
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>people who unironically buy CK2 or EU4 with all DLC, typically at full price when they come out

Just why?

I can understand Vic II, EU3 and HoI3: good games that only have a few expansions that have become cheaper over time.

But even if you have money, why bother wasting it on Paradox? You should be investing your money on something else.

Chances are that you're working your ass off to get that money, yet you're WASTING it on a game that can be pirated entirely by just about anyone. LMAOing @ ur lives.
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>>154326009
Here we see a faggot who actually bought the DLCs and is pissed off other people are intelligent enough not to
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>>154325848
To celebrate this historic moment for Islam and muslims all over the world, we shall rename. This place shall henceforth be known as Dar al-Islam - the Abode of Islam, the old Constantinople church will be known as the Mosque of Qusṭanṭīniyya and our castle will be known as Dar al-Gharb: house of the West.

Dar al-Islam shall be held by the Caliph until the end of times.

Allahu akbar!
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>>154326610
>>154326632
>being poor
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>>154326610
>d Vic II, EU3 and HoI3: good games
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>>154326723
>Wasting money on shovelware
10/10
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>>154326723
t. buyfag PRO
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>>154326632
>intelligent
>not having the mental capacity to pirate dlc
>>
>there are people right now on /gsg/ who can't even figure out how to pirate full paradox games with all DLC, individual DLC or hotfixes so they just waste their money on overpriced software instead

You can't make this shit up.
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>>154327005
I did pirate the dlcs though, screw you Johan you can keep calling me a literal baby fiddler, I still won't pay you a dime
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Hey guys. I have a friend willing to smuggle me some EU4 and Vicky 2 mods from the forums, if anyone gives a shit. Anyone wants any specific mod?
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>there are people right now on /gsg/ who are poor

You can't make this shit up.
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>>154327346
>t.buytard on damage control
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>>154327346
You're a wageslave.
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>>154325643
Literally just paste the files in the game's DLC folder.
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>>154327271
http://oldforum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?565417-Symbols-Flagpack
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>>154327598
Yeah I checked the game files after I made the post and saw the file named dlc sorry to bother you m8
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la illaha ilallah muhammadun rasul allah
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>>154326028
link
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>>154328053
Sala allahu alayhi wa salam
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I've bombed these three Italian ports into oblivion. If I keep the port bombing missions up and prevent them from being repaired their units in Africa will run out of supplies right?
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Most of my goals for this playthrough are done. I just need to finish the reconquest of al-Andalus, set my northern border at the caucasus and finish the conquest of Anatolia and Crete.

Muslims are really fun.
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Well this is buggered. But at least I beat historical times and I can probably drag this out for a while, pissing of the nips
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>>154328482
Switch to someone else and try to destroy/ defeat/ push back your empire
or not
>>
>provinces that are settled by countries in CK2/EU are entirely uncolonized in EU/Vic

What is with this meme?

Much of Africa and Indonesia, parts of Central Asia and Russia.
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>>154327460
>>154327434
But what about muh cheevos? I need a reason to keep playing after all this time, even if it is mildly autismal. Also steam interface and workshop is handy and comfy.
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>>154328406
yes
also
>implying they even have supplies in the first place

also do you wanna play some mp?
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>>154328670
It's already near the end. Less than a hundred years to finish.
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>>154328053
>>154328368
Get cancer.
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xth for vive le gruppe
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>>154328775
Tamerlane
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>>154328406
If you really want to mess with them, land some paratroopers in that port
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>>154328679
In a word? Lazy devs.
In a sentence? EU4 doesn't support tribal governments, as such all lands that didn't historically feudalize by the 1444 are left as colonies with "natives"
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>>154328846
I'm still waiting for him to show up.
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>>154328482
Where did the Busy Teens move their capital? Thessalonica?
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>Another chance to prove my worth in battle.
>Expecting to get the grandmaster of the order.
>It's a fucking peasant.
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Alright lads, it's weekend and I have no obligations at all and I've filled my fridge

CK2, HIP, 867 Capetians. What are my 1453 French Empire borders, and where does my family rule?
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>>154325727
> wasted IC
> that diplomatic power
> that espionage power
> 300 energy
anon, why
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>>154329315
>CK2, HIP, 867
Hip, Before 1066. Install CK2+ instead.
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tfw cucking Germany with Norway

>>154328756
Sorry anon, I'm not nearly good enough at Hearts of Iron to play mp without the ability to pause to my hearts content for tens of minutes at a time as I try to figure shit out.

>>154328873
>implying I have the IC to build transport planes
I did just grab the ports with my marines though.
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>>154329309
>wound him
>he gets back on his feet
>finally kill him
I need to commend him for his courage, the King of Lithuania and the Pope ran away from me, but the peasant stood up and fought me to the end. May Allah grant him redemption.

>>154329247
Épieros.
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>>154325727
Could you share an zoomed out screenshot of your OOB?
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Why are these people there on a regular basis I mean they are pretty strange and them associating with one another is very unexpected meeting each other there is a sign of cooperation however I don't know what they are cooperating
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What do you think of my Grossefranciums?
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>>154329853
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>154329401
OK, fuck

Wizmod is ready, what are my 1453 etc.
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>>154329853
Too bad my father never got a nickname, considering he was the character that actually rebelled against the Capets to put a 12-year-old Charles IV on the throne.
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>>154329535
I do too it's fine, I don't know how anyone could play mp at a high speed in that game
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>>154329957
Go unorthodox. Grab scandinavia. Who needs sand deserts when you can get snow deserts.
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Grand strategy is the whitest video game genre because racism is the norm and shitskins are kept in check.

Only Europe is properly civilized and developed in most games, while most other non-white shitskin regions are considered to be "uncivilized" by the game, and thus get all sorts of penalties. Or maybe they just start out with lesser tech and literacy which is historical and right as well.

Meanwhile other games such as Total War and Civilization have total equality for all races and cultures, which makes them pro-shitskin. There's no way Native Americans or Zulu niggers would be able to compete and keep up with white and based Europeans.
>>
What's the best small kingdom in CK2? If I'm centralised and have good stewardship to let me hold 2-3 duchies by my own is there a decent spot that will me be an independent kingdom but still strong enough to stand up against a Jihad, the HRE etc?

I'm thinking of Frisia since the area has a bunch of counties with many holding slots (Brugge comes to mind) but I was wondering if there were other more interesting spots.
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>Playing HPM as Sokoto
>All my neighbours hate me
>They are also allied

Can't we all be primitive niggas without automatically killing eachother?
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How do you use Strategic bombers? I've given them strategic bombing missions over the Rhineland but they just bomb the same city over and over again, even when all of the infrastructure and IC is damaged and there are plenty of other juicy targets within the mission zone.
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>>154318860
Flew right over your head buddy
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>>154330404
Sicily
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>>154330404
There is no good kingdoms, only good duchies
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>>154330492
Right click the place you want them to kill, then change the settings so they actually do it. If you don't fix the settings they'll only target the province you right click.
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Fuck I'm getting old.
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>>154315716
So after a lot of fiddling around and not getting it to work at all, I did some reading and found a wide range of issues people had, from not removing everything related to non-existing provinces in other folders, to not having at least 1 river in rivers.bmp, to not saving any of the map files properly, to not having at least one COT somewhere in the history files, to not having a map size divisible by 8, to not editing gfx files for a different map size, to having too big or too many provinces, to having to small or too few provinces, and a bunch of other things.

So I really don't know exactly what the issue is. There may be a lot more to it than initially thought. If you want to read a bit too here's what I was looking at and maybe you can try some of the suggestions. Good luck, you'll need it.

http://oldforum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?283735-Mod-Guide-Altering-the-Map
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>>154330527
Can you add a defision for France to integrate Wallonia please HPM?
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>>154330527
Hey HPM, please re-add Iberia. Why keep it out when Scandinavia and the Arab Union are still in the game?
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>>154330884
>>154330810
1/10
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>>154330527
Can you put Byzantium back in the game? There was no reason to remove it and Greece is actually Roman.
>>
What would happen if I took my liege's last title?
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>>154331119
It would be extremely disloyal.

It's not possible, m8.
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Reminder that the arab union is not a meme, and literally almost existed in the timespan of vic2, even though yes a lot of bedouin were still quasi-nomadic.
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Best HOI3 mod that adds some more flavor and decisions similar to HPM that isn't packed full of autism like BICE?
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>>154330527
Why don't you mod hoi3? Is it because you're literally a casual redditor?
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>>154331283
t. nasser
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do i do it
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>>154331305
Fuck off.
>>154178426
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I got tired of my ambitious half brother and challenged him for a duel. The Greatest guided my steel, so I will show him mercy.
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>>154331357
i-its a serious m-military simulator guise!!
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What's currently more fleshed out in HPM, Maghreb, Arabia, or Egypt?
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>>154331584
>waah im too shit to cope with the kinslayer trait!!
Do Mooslams have an event to remove it like catholics do?
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>>154331721
Definitely Egypt.
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>>154331485
nah
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>>154331491
>still didn't answer my question
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>>154331721
Arabia, but they barely have anything outside of cores all over MENA.
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>>154327598
The dlcs won't appear in the launcher, what gives?
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>>154331737
I'm not a christian, I won't mercilessly kill him. I showed him the mercy of Allah.
>>
In HIP if you start in 867 does east francia ever become the kingdoms of saxony, etc? I'm a norsememer and want to crusade for just saxony, not all of germany
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>>154331864
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
answer me question, laddo

>>154331818
HPP, though I'd recommend vanilla. It's actually good unmodded unlike literally every other paradox game.
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liquor
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>>154331947
Hip doesn't gel well with pre 1066 starts. Sorry can't answer that particular qestion from top of my head.
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>>154331753
>>154331831

Gommunist Egypt it is. Praise Nasser.
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Why does it take so fucking long to encourage shit as uncivs?
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>>154332598
Because your country admin efficiency is absolutely fucking shit.
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>>154331838
>>154327598
>>154325558
I'm guessing its because my game isn't the same version? where can I download the v2.6.1 patch? someone? anyone?
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>>154332892
The skidrow torrent site for CK2 Reaper's Due had it.
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We took Georgia from the hands of the turks, I challenged two of their commanders but the greatest didn't grant me martyrdom. I fought my half brother, a skilled fighter like me, but the greatest didn't grant me martyrdom.
I have sought martyrdom in a hundred battles, ever since my father died a martyr himself, and not so much as my blood was spilled.

Time to make the Kaffir from Aquitane pay the Jizya and seek martyrdom again.
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How can I beat this blob master
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Why HIP devs are such assholes?
Have to edit main.py to install cprplus.
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>>154332892
>where can I download the v2.6.1 patch?

You know what to do
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After the end for reaper's meme when
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>>154333058

Team up with Persia.
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I am playing kebab HPM
I won the Oriental crisis and annexed Egypt, what do I do now, and how do I pass reforms quick?
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>>154333025
Thanks buddy, if only more people on /geesgee/ were like you
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>>154333096
Not their fault you are a pedophile
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>>154333196
You need militancy and literacy.
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>>154333049
How come you're white? what ethnicity are you?
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>>154333196

>1 million BritBux
>0 industry score

wew

lad

Eat Croatia/west Persia/Arabia. Turks are made 4 blobbing.
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>>154333413
>anon considers that white
I'm guessing South America?
Anyway, it's an Iberian portrwit.
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>>154333445
>Eat Croatia
NO
Don't ruin Austria's aesthetics, it looks like trash when you add Bosnia or remove Croatia
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>>154333196

DO IT
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>>154333615
>>154333445
What about Dalmatia?
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>>154333612
The guy has a blonde beard, many """white""" men in the US and Europe don't
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>>154317853
>that demesne
>that vassal limit
the fuck are you doing
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>>154333413
I'm levantine. My father, peace be upon him, had many women in his company. A swedish woman, a persian, an english and an Italian, my mother.
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>>154333615
>>154333740

IMO Turks should be at the gates of Vienna the entire game. Unless you're not intending on staying Ottoman.
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>>154333758
Centralizing the realm and adjusting the silk road posts.
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>>154333734
>not solely keeping the territory you start with and genociding ALL arabs and repopulating it with Turks, preemptively stopping all conflicts before they start
It's called GRAND strategy general, not pleb strategy general.
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>>154333740
No let the Habsburgs have that as well, Austro-Hungary's very aesthetic but any deviation utterly ruins it so its better to not touch its current borders at all right now, except in Romania desu
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>>154333196

How does one get the "complete Ottoman victory" result in the HPM Oriental Crisis where Egypt gets annexed? I know you need to refuse them when they try to surrender but what then
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>>154333750
>this is unironically white, according to anon
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>>154333902
why is your demesne limit twice what it should be?
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>>154334098
looks like a tanned swede
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>>154334059
enforce the puppet cb then wait a few months, you'll get a pop up asking if you want complete control over them
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>>154333998
>he didn't like A-H with Bosnia
Thank god I will never be this much of a pleb.
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>>154334098
He's also pale you fucking retard
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>>154334335
t. multiculti pro
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>>154334335
DELETE THAT ABOMINATION
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>>154333913

Ok yeah if he's playing Kemalist sure but if he's going Ottoturk then blobbing is the way to go.
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>>154334394
>pale
>is brown
Whwt country are you from?
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>England and Aragon suddenly the same country
>Aquitane separates
>I fought two battles, no duels.
Fuck.

>>154334154
Hm? I have 3 holdings over the limit, that pic was taken after a conquest and before I redistributed the land.
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>>154333196
desu
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>>154333025
Its giving me some "point of entry" error, help?
I think it has to do with the two steam files included in the download file but I don't know where to put them
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>>154334569
Literally no point going caliphate in vicky as you just get rekt by the 25, infamy limit.

>>154334623
Will you be genociding?
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>>154334592
I meant the player character you stupid fuck
>>
>tfw I will never be a Dixie
>tfw I will never fly the Confederate flag with pride

Why live lads
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>>154334614
You really should institute Imperial Administration. That vassal limit is a joke.
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>>154334614
>the capital of England is Barcelona
Wish the primary title would flip too, though he's a English so it's understandable.
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>>154331636
>if I keep posting it i win

kill yourself liquor memer
>>
>>154332684
>/kspg/
>quality subreddit
i cant even think of the last time they discussed the game on there, it's always

>muh cat dick
>muh snake
>REEE SQUAD
>trump 2016!!
>>
>>154334756
I-I'm not the one playing the game, anon.
>>
>>154334623

>puppeting the whole of Persia instead of doing the usual Azeri/Arab landgrab while puppeting the rest

respecting that aesthetic as fucc border, good taste lad
>>
>>154334773
I will, I need to wait for the cool down from another law though.
>>
Reminder that if you're playing as Austria in HPM, never, EVER blob into anything else in Europe because you already start with pretty borders and enough land.

Don't blob into other German lands, don't bother with any of that South German Federation bullshit. You can let Germany form and have good relations with them and they won't bother you over any core conflicts because they don't exist.

Avoid fighting wars with neighboring European countries because again, no big countries other than Italy have cores on you. Keep Serbia and Romania in check.

However, secure your Italian lands and preferably prevent the unification of Italy.

Overseas colonies are fine, however. Preferably just anything with rubber and oil, there should be plenty of colonial migration later on.
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>>154334797
Really wish the capital of england was actually Barcelona in 2016 2bqh desu fampais
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It has been about three weeks since I puppetted Ethiopia and took Italy's one port in the region. How is this militia division still obtaining supplies?
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>>154334614
Those borders are fucking disgusting. Why don't you just break the truces with the christians? Your relations wity the musims won't be affected outside of the -5 diplomacy penalty. Slso. Truce breaking doesn't stack, so declare war on as many chr*stians asmyou want.
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>>154335054
Transport plane dropping supplies? Do you have air superiority
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>>154334623
Get some territory in Persia and around the coast of the black sea a la imperium romanum
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>>154334759
Yes, he's brown. That's considered brown in white countries.
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>>154335262
They do not have a single airport in Africa. I have not seen any of their planes but it should be impossible for them to reach that division with anything.
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>>154335289
This. He should also blob into and form Turkestan.
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>Still no one to face me.

>>154335251
I have a holy war cooldown, can't declare war on any christians.
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>>154335506
Is that a HIP mechanic? In vanilla you can aleays duchy HW.
>>
do the diagonal lines on Victoria 2's culture map indicate an at least 33% minority? I've seen them at 34% but not at 32% so I assume that's the case. I don't think it's an unaccepted majority culture.

also is the only way to see a province's religion by the population tab?
>>
>>154335638
Yes, it's a HIP mechanic.
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>>154335853
It seems like you already know the answers to the questions you're asking.
>>
HELP HELP HELP
I get this everytime I try to launch the game now after I updated with reaper's due
Please someone please help me
>>
>CK2+
>Playing as a count
>Have three counties
>Liege Duke only has one county
>Have claim on his county
>Can only declare war on him for "indpendence" (which puts me directly under the king), but not for the county
>Do it, figure I'll be able to wipe him out once the truce wears out
>Win war easily
>Instantly put under a different duke
How am I supposed to climb in ranks then?
>>
>>154335941
Mainly asking for verification. But if both are right then thanks
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>>154335997
nice image
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>>154335997
Install gentoo
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>>154335920
>muslims can't expand rapidly and perpetuate eternal holy war
What does HIP stand for?
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>>154335997
yes
no
maybe
i don't know
try asking again
>>
>>154335997
Gentoo
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>>154336058
Ambition Gain Dutchy->Plot Fabricate claim on a dutchy->You are a duke.
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>>154336147
Hispanics in Psychology
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>>154336147
""""""""""""""""""""historical""""""""""""""""""" accuracy, including everyone being a master in swordplay and diplomacy
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>>154335997
OH SHIT I FORGOT THE PIC
PLEASE HELP
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>>154310482

What happened to Hitlermod? Is he done yet?
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>>154336279
>No one wants to support me
RIP me
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>>154336334
See
>>154336091
>>154336207
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>>154336334
>bibliothèque
Top kek.
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>>154336334
fire ze missiles
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>>154336334

Either reinstall or re-download
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>>154336407
>>154336410
>>154336427
Please don't make fun of me, I really need your help ;_;
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>>154336507
>asks for help posting an error message
>the error message isn't in english
what the fuck did you expect
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Allahu Akbar!
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I might do a mini AAR since I haven't seen any in a while and I feel like doing one. It might not be of the quality of AARnon, but hopefully it should entertain some people, should I choose to do it. First, though, I need a start. Here's a poll with some characters I thought would be interesting starts, but feel free to provide other ideas in the thread. http://www.strawpoll.me/11191458
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>>154336381
Can are you strong enough to faction dutchy into elective monarchy? (I'm assuming you aren't tribal)
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>>154336637
Are you the actual Sunni caliph?
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>>154336637
>I don't even get to fight before they surrender.
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>>154336334
>>154336629
The procedure PO_KeyValueStoreRead's point of entry is not found within the library of the link dynamiques pdx_online.dll
Its pretty simple

>>154336472
Fuck
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Reminder.
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>>154336637
DELETE THIS
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>>154336683
Play as the Ottoman Turks on the latest start date and conquer up to their greatest extent.
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>>154336809
Reasonable way of doing it

I hope I can go back to primogeniture
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>>154336827
Yes, the Caliphate was created by Caliph Mas'ud, great grandson of Saladin.
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>>117707963
The animefags are on our side though.
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>>154336968
Lataftahanna al-Qustantiniyya wa lani`ma al-amiru amiruha wa lani`ma al-jayshu dhalika al-jaysh.
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>>154337032
How do you make it? In vanillw and "H"IP?
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>>154337271
You need to unland the caliph, he can't have any holdings. Then you need to be a Sayyid, Mirza or have 1000 piety and hold Mecca or another combination of holdings I don't remember.
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>>154337247
What the hell are you saying
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>>154337247
I'm curious do you play with defensive pacts On or Off? In my Norse game I'm having issue of sitting at 70% Threat and I'm kinda curious if you had similar issue.
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This is why Italy lost the war.
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>>154337553
http://www.sunnah.org/msaec/articles/Constantinople.htm
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>>154337553
This. Google translate has nothing.
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>>154337687
>playing with eu4 mechanics shoehorned in to "make it a challenge" despite it clearly being a roleplaying game, not a mindless map painter

I bet you play with matrilineal marriages on, too.
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>>154337687
Defensive pacts on. Strangely enough, I almost got no threat. No one ever formed a pact against me.
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>>154337742
Verily you shall conquer Constantinople. What a wonderful leader will her
leader be, and what a wonderful army will that army be!

>>154337847
You'd win that bet.

>>154337882
That is weird.
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>>154337962
>ahistorical marriages that literally didn't exist in the timeline
Why? Is it so hard to have a male heir/agnatic succession/reconquer the empire from the false queen as a male duke of your dynasty?
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>>154338067
I have no issues with succession, literally none. And given that Ck2+ forbids them unless you have A-C succession, I never actually get to use them. The thing is, they did happen, rarely and in very few places, which is exactly how it plays our with the setup I currently have.
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Why no king peace in HIP?
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>>154336873
>>154336472
Didn't fix it, I still get the same error
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So how are you supposed to play as Haesteinn in 867?

On the first day the nearby big Catholic kingdoms will inevitably declare war on me, and I can't get troops from prepared invasions fast enough so they'll outnumber me significantly.

Should I spend my starting money on mercs to beat them? Or just rush to declare war and annex any other country before the Catholics occupy my only province?
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NEW

HPM

WHEN
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>>154338319

Did you make sure the downloaded file isn't being blocked for coming from another computer? Are you running the program as an admin?
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>>154338319
I'm pretty sure you are using bad crack or using a good crack in a wrong manner. That error is bitching about game trying to hook up with PDX servers and not being able to do so because broken dll.


>>154338394
Defensive attrition is king.
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Should I convert to Arianism as Tengri Hungary in CK2 w/ HIP, or do I allow Papal preachers to try and make me Catholic?

Year is 900, there's Arian provinces all over Western Europe and a strangely independent Arian Polish OPM that sent a preacher to my court. A unique opportunity.
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>This war I didn't even get a duel.
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>>154338602
ALWAYS stay Tengri.
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>>154338507
Yea I run everything as admin

>>154338554
So what should I do?
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>>154338775

There should be multiple cracks included with the download. Try them and see if one of them works
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>>154338775
>So what should I do?
Read the instructions. Or download a better crack.
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>this guy is the petty king of Navarra.
>He owns fuck all in Navarra.
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>>154338602
Convert to Orthodox
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>>154338845
>>154338850
No crack or instructions were included, its just a file with an installer and some steam files that don't really seem to help
I've been googling cracks for ck2 but haven't managed to fine any, are their any readily available ones you know?
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>>154338229
>The thing is, they did happen, rarely and in very few places
The first double barrelled matrilineal marriage was of Maria Theresa to Francis Stephen in 1736, over three centuries after the game ends.

Pure matrilineal marriages, as exhibited in the game, where the Husband take's the Wife's surname have only existed for decades.
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Can someone redpill me on Paradox? I need to know if this is a legit case of a decent dev gone bad or just 4chan saying that like it always does for every dev. What are there new horrible business practices? Do you guys hate the cosmetic DLC or what?
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>>154338761
Why the fuck would I stay Tengri when I am slowly being surrounded by Christians on all sides? I can raid and raid and raid, but eventually my vassals are going to get convinced that we live in bumfuckistan and want to change.

>>154338948
I would only do that if Byzantium beat the shit out of the Bulgarian Empire.
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r8 my autism
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>>154339082

Use what's in the OP
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Wish I knew how many commanders I killed in battle.
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>>154339293
2
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How do we fix crusades bros? I'm tired of everybody getting on boats to the Holy Land to make the King of France the King of Jersualem who is never dislodged because of Deus Vult clown car mercs.
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>>154339293
>>154339434
>being a spic
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>>154339383
>The ruler of each armies', personally dueled
"historical" "immersion", project
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>>154339434
3
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>>154339293
What happened in La Paz and Cuzco between 1915 and 1925?
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>>154339293
>>154339434
>>154339605
>pirating even excel
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>>154339545
end this denial meme
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The year is 1081, and the world is in a state of great change and turmoil. Within the last five decades, the balance of power has shifted dramatically across Europe and the Middle East.

In Iberia, the centuries-old Islamic Umayyad dynasty and its Caliphate of Cordoba has fallen, giving rise to a multitude of warring successor states while Christians in northern Iberia unite under the Leonese banner. In the British Isles and southern Italy, ambitious Norman adventurers have established their own realms by right of conquest.

Perhaps the biggest change, however, has come in the Middle East. Invaders from the vast Eurasian steppes, the Seljuk Turks, have conquered vast swathes of territory across Persia, the Levant, Mesopotamia, Arabia, and Anatolia. The great Roman Empire of old was not spared from the wrath of the Turks, with the disastrous battle of Manzikert in 1071 signaling a fullscale retreat from their rich, populous provinces in Anatolia.
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>>154339605
4
>>154339640
I don't know abou Cuzco, but I was in a war and Bolivia was occupied for a while, when you see my pops, you will see a lack of growth from 1915 to 1925
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>>154339536
I'm not a spic, I'm white
only 7% of Brazil is not white
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>>154339773
last, i just noticed i fucked up the screenshots
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>>154339207
I'll be honest, my knowledge on the subject is limited and I quite easily be wrong. But the thing to note is that game is not limited in scope to europe right now, and there is, again limited wikipedia level of understanding here, evidence to suggest that martilinear succession occured in certain parts of India.

But that's beside the point - When a weak dynasty man married to a woman of a powerful dynasty, it often resulted in a Cadet branch, and while CK2+ has them, they aren't geared to handle such situation.

All in all I keep it on out of habit more than any cohesive reason.
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>>154339758
>not doing
>>154336997
Fuck you.
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>>154339998
No. That's no excuse. Turn that shit off.
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>>154339961
better now
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>>154340034
Sorry anon, not many people voted but the Rum start won.
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>>154340158
Your obsession with the subject is facinating. I.E. Why do you give so much fucks?
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>>154340251
Where's Asunción?
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>>154340281
Because these are history games. What is the point of them if you deliberately play them ahistorically?

>inb4 "these are alt history games"
These games are inteded as plausible alt history games, true, they usually end up with "believable worlds", but you may as well try to make them as historicsl as possible.
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>>154339998
Cadet branches confirmed for being in one of the last CK2 DLCs along with playable (non-merchant) republics and theocracies?
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>>154320748

Crusaders don't even take a Flintstones Multi-vitamin in the morning i bet
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>>154340612
Paraguay
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I'm getting old and none of my sons are ready to become Caliph.
Mas'ud is a capable commander and fought many battles with me, but he's a bastard. He only knows war.
Sharaf is a fat slob that excels at nothing.

My hopes lie in my last 4 sons: Nuraddin shows great promise, but he's stressed and still young. Aziz is the son of my deceased swedish wife, and is too young to have any judgment. Abdul-Hamid and Khalid are twins that show a LOT of promise.

It's time to stop seeking martyrdom a bit and fix the realm, prepare my succession. Then I can go back to it.
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>>154340798
Top fucking kek.
10/10
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Alright /gsg/, my Zoo is off the ground. What should be my next animal? I'm personally thinking of getting a crocodile or a shark.
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>>154340612
see >>154340854
it has 212k pops
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>>154340862
Make the Greek one Caliph. He's the true Roman.
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r8, h8, valad8 me m8s
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Does everybody hate CK tribalism? What's the best way to deal with tribalism. I'm playing playing Ireland.
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>>154339758
>>154339758
With the Romans in retreat, the Turks proceeded to conquer most of Anatolia. One particularly ambitious Seljuk, a man by the name of Suleyman, sought to emulate the Roman empires of old, forging his own state in central Anatolia in 1077. With little to no Roman resistance, Suleyman would conquer and subjugate most of Anatolia, and by 1081, all but a few Roman holdouts on the Asia Minor coast were under Rumite control.

However, despite the relative ease of the conquests, there were still troubles on the horizon. Suleyman was known for both his cruelty and his religious zeal, as well as his aforementioned ambition, all of which would make a particularly nasty combination. By and large, the people of Anatolia still spoke Greek and paid homage to the church in Constantinople.

In the mountainous areas bordering the Black Sea and in the valleys of Cappadocia, native rulers still held power, only loosely aligned to Suleyman. Indeed, in Armenia Minor, a fully independent kingdom formed by Armenian refugees stood strong and independent. And in the west, the Byzantines have just transitioned to a new ruler, a man named Alexios from the noble Komnenid family. A man of perhaps even greater ambition than Suleyman, his leadership would surely make the Byzantines a force to reckoned with in the coming years, perhaps even allowing for a restoration of the empire of a decade ago.

Thus, our story begins here.
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how make victoria combat not shit?
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>>154341154
>Rhine border
>Loire border
Actually pretty aesthetic, lad.
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>>154341383
How do you mean? How to win? Camp in mountains/hills/forests/jungles with defensive generals.
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Poor bastard.
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>>154341290
>mod actually makes Turks brown
Whamod!?
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What should I do now /gsg/? In the West do I just spend a few years building up and defending Greece and Norway until Germany starts to get bogged down in Russia?

As far as the East is concerned I have 80k men in Burma and 50k in Singapore to hold back the nips when they attack but I want to wait until the US joins the war before I start pushing their shit in as I do not think my navy alone will be enough.
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>>154341290
Tbvqh, I know this is pleb tier but I don't like story AARs. I like lots of pictures and little text because ADHD, like >>154341643
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>>154341694
Start an insurgency in the tip of Italy's boot and then invade Napoli and cut them off, killing them all in the process.
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What a mess.

>>154341810
Some people like stories, I like his.
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>>154341440
He's not too happy. Do you think a small child would help calm him?

>>154341740
There are. I'm currently researching everything for the extra dinosaurs and shit.
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»154342041
You KNOW this isn't the correct place to post this, why are you shitposting? Take it to >>>/v/, lad.
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>>154341964
I don't think I could hold back the Germans who would swarm through Italy as they have no enemy sharing a land border yet.
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>>154341529
I'm just venting at the tedium and grab ass of murdering in vic.
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>>154342353
It's realistic. Early battles are singular and decisive but later battles are just slug fests of hundreds od thousands of troops, just like WW2.
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The "Turkish Genocide" is a myth, there have never been turks living in eastern anatolia
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>>154341241
tribalism owns. insta-armies against invaders.
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>>154342568
UGH what an ugly abomination, Armenia doesn't deserve to exist
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>>154341154
Here's religion. Shout out Zoroastrians for holding Persia and Iraq until a Crusade around 1410. Only Shia remains, but I'm sure when I convert there be some Sunnis left somewhere
>>154341428
Thanks lad, going off a duchies was a little hard, but I got them borders man. The >H>R>E in between France and me I would fix, but as you can see it's not at full strength, so I figured I would leave them with what they can hold onto
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>>154342149
Gotta research that fucker. I can get a Deinosuchus through exhibit naming I think if that's kick ass enough.
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>>154341095
>Zoo tycoon 1 and not 2
s m h
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>>154341647
vanilla
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>>154342568
thats fucking hilarious
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>>154342792
and here's culture to further hurt your eyes. I'm loving this whole "Northern Italians don't exist" meme. Thanks Paradox.
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>>154342864
see >>154343015
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>>154343245
at least when I convert to >eu4 i'll have family members everywhere. I put my family on the thrones of the African and Middle east nations, but Aragon and Lithuania happened......somehow.
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Another one dead.
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Despite his arrogance and blind ambition, Suleyman was no fool. He knew that if Rum was to survive, it must be built on strong foundations.

To begin, he moved his court to the large coastal city of Nicaea, or İznik in the Turkish tongue. Although it directly bordered the enemy, the city was one of the largest in Anatolia and was second only to the City of Cities itself in importance to trade in the Bosporus.

After transitioning to İznik, Suleyman began distributing lands to various Turkish nobles in order to more efficiently run the recently conquered lands of Anatolia. To his only son, Suleyman would grant a large tract of land in the former Byzantine theme of Anatolikon, as well as a harem of young Turkish and Greek brides.

>>154341647
HIP.

>>154341810
Sorry to hear that. The first posts were especially long since they are setting up the scenario. Posts in the future will probably be shorter (although that could vary) and instead have more pictures.
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>>154342864
get some fucking lions and make them fight some zebras or something lad
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>>154343015
>>154343285
>>154343403
I love both, but Zoo Tycoon 2 toned down a lot of the violence you could enact on your visitors. Like the big cat animations of swinging visitors around in their jaws. Plus you can't create whole obstacle courses in ZT2 like in the original, releasing dinosaurs and barring off the exit to the zoo with a Great White tank and watching them have to swim through it.
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>ck2
>have based warrior general, 50 years old
>never wounded, maimed or had any negative health trait
>fucking dies in the routing phase of a battle tha t i was mopping up enemy troops 5 times fewer than mine
>"it's ok, my leader was old, he was bound die eventually"
>unpause
>heir dies on the next tick of the same fucking battle

when is paradox going to reduce the chance of a general dying or getting wounded in the middle of a curbstomp battle? people have been fucking asking for this since release.
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>>154344094
forgot to say that the general i was talking about was my character. in other words, i lost 2 kings in a single tick, at a battle that we were just chasing away enemy troops.
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>>154344094
>I wan't my ruler to fight battles, but I'm too squeamish to deal with the consiquences

When will people realize that one bad blow to the head is all that stands between a genius and a corpse.
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>>154343510
>its a /gsg/
>being so new as to not know the difference between GSG and /gsg/
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>>154313124
I can see France at any point in history doing that if they could.
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>>154344487
>reddit defending paradox
you deserve cancer. besides, i clearly stated that i was the routing phase of the battle.
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>>154342568

How'd you do it senpai
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>>154344652
>having autism
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>>154344720
>be so shit at the game as to put valuable people as commanders and expect not to die
>bitch about it to /gsg/
>get told you're retarded
>"waah, what is this reddit!!"
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>>154344720
>people can't die from accidents
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>>154344720
>I'm unsecure and will attack anyone who critizes me and parrot all the cool kids by saying things I don't actually unerstand
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>>154343614
Suleyman, after reorganizing his realm, immediately began preparations to go to war. Although the Byzantine Emperor was in a two front war with Pecheneg and Norman invaders, the Emperor was still vastly wealthy and could raise nearly twenty thousand soldiers at will. In comparison, Suleyman could raise at most fifteen thousand, although in reality it was more around thirteen thousand. In a direct conflict, Suleyman, even with mercenaries and superior generals, would most surely lose, a fact that frustrated him immensely.

His advisors unconvincingly assured him that his troops were blessed by God and would triumph over the infidels despite their inferior numbers. Suleyman, unsurprisingly, was not convinced. Instead, he decided, if Rum were to survive, it would need allies. Thus, he turned to the only ally he could think of: his cousin, the Seljuk Emperor. Sending emissaries to the imperial court in Isfahan, Suleyman prayed that his requests would answered. Evidently God favored Suleyman, for his prayers were quickly answered.

Never seen this event before. If they are permanent and don't disappear after a single war like Pagan holy troops, then they are OP as fuck.
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>>154343614
>Sorry to hear that
I was meming about the ADHD, laddo, all I have is unironic autism
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>>154344487
>1% chance of dying at any time whether you are winning, losing, heavily outnumbered or heavily outnumbering the enemy.
>happening twice in a row, which is a 0.01/100 chance
>DUDE THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED HISTORICALLY
i want reddit to leave
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>>154337158
>replying to an unironic year old post
wew
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>>154344837
>>154344875
>>154344896
(you)
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>>154344837
>>154344094
>>154345014
there should definitely be a "fighting stance" mechanic. it is up to the character. to choose whether he would fight on the front lines (+morale, +chance to die) or lead from behind the lines (-morale, -chance to die, no battle events). and chance of dying definitely needs rework.
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>>154337158
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>>154345420
Protip: becoming a commander is you engaging "fighting stance"
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>>154345450
me on the left
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>>154345236
>has ANYTHING to do with liquoria in his computer
yep, you definitely deserve to die
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>>154345513
so you think that we shouldn't add such an improvement which has both gameplay value and immersiveness into the game, because...???
and dynamic death chance is a good thing.
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>>154342568
Here it is after another round of "cultural enrichment"

I've never had a revolt this entire game, the turks are too scared to go near my soldiers

>>154344760
Honestly, luck
I released myself from Transcaucasia, and then sat there doing nothing for a solid 20 years, trying to get sphered by Russia. Once I did I got lucky since the Turks had no GP allies, and took Kars. The Ottomans were fine until I took Van, and then spiraled into a massive rebel fest, the only country I ever freed was Assyria
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>>154344919
Seizing the opportunity, Suleyman, without consulting his council, would immediately declare war on the Byzantines. Within a month, Byzantine holdings in Anatolia had surrendered to Suleyman and Constantinople itself was being besieged.

For the Byzantines, the conflict against the Normans by the time of the declaration of war had already ended, while the Bechenegs were close to surrendering. However, even though they were able to focus solely on the Rumites, the Rumites had more than twice the amount of troops as the Romans. The Emperor Alexios, who was personally leading the Roman army in Makedonia, would feebly attempt to lift the siege of Constantinople.

Meeting in the fields of Thrace, the Christian and Muslim armies would clash. Although the Romans would fight heroically, sheer Rumite numbers would win the day. Byzantines forces would be slaughtered nearly to a man, with only 2,000 of the original 19,000 surviving. The following day, Alexios, desperate not to lose Constantinople, would surrender.
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>waah!! why are my kings dying in battle?!!! this is so unhistorical!!
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>>154346061
Hi BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS

Made any good reddit posts lately?
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Has anyone tried HOI3 multiplayer? Is it even doable with the constant pauses to reorganize OOB and such?
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>>154346034
What are you genociding by? Religion? That Cilicia needs some Armenian cock.
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>>154346162
>boogeywoogey
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>>154346162
is this the newest boogeyman meme
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>>154345420
>there should definitely be a "fighting stance" mechanic. it is up to the character. to choose whether he would fight on the front lines (+morale, +chance to die) or lead from behind the lines (-morale, -chance to die, no battle events)

Thats literally coward and brave trait.
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Hussar vs Dragoon, what do????
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>>154346061
except that harold was on a numerical, positioning and logistical disadvantage. the op was complaining about losing 2 kings in a row in a battle that he had already routed the enemy.

then again maybe im being baited by r*ddit. enjoy this (you), it's the last you're getting.
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>>154346368
>>154346402
It's him. "Waah" is one of his many autistic verbal tics.
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>>154346421
Those don't change ypur chsnce of dying in battle.
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>>154346421
cowards die just as easily as brave guys. literally no difference in their chance to die per tick.
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>>154346506
>waah anyone who says waah is a guy who i dont like and means he's instantly wrong
>p.s: waah _______________________________________
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>>154346472
1 of each
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>>154346641
Literally a child.
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>It's like the 4th or 5th time you seek martyrdom in this war.
>No one will even fight you.
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>>154346770
>waah
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Why do crises always seem to end in white peace in V2? That's annoying as fuck.
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>>154346249
Religion, I've spared the Shiites though since they weren't causing too much harm, unlike the kurds/turks

I'm going to keep murdering the turks in ciciilia, but it's only 25% Armenian at most, with barely any pops, there isn't going to be anybody left by the time it's civilized
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>>154346772
Finally, a worthy opponent. My blood was finally spilled.
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>>154346874
Based Armenon, reclaim your birth right.
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>>154347045
My blood is spilled, but my martyrdom is yet to come. The Greatest guides my hand and swiftly strikes down yet another of his enemies.
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>>154347249
Post heir.
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>>154347249
Earl Shaw of Dublin was a valorous and young irish fighter. The first enemy to spill my blood, but he paid a heavy price for that. I'm wounded but I'm still alive. The 56 year old Caliph kills yet another infidel in the name of Allah.

Allahu akbar!
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>>154346047
Although the emperor had surrendered, Suleyman did not end the war immediately. As his armies marched back from the Thracian fields, the Sultan would turn back towards the City of Cities. Suleyman, eager to do what his ancestors had failed to achieve, attacked the Byzantine capital.

With a scant, demoralized garrison, the city would quickly fall, leaving the Muslims free to pillage and plunder the city. Although the Emperor would survive the catastrophe by escaping by boat in the Bosporus, others were not so lucky. The Ecumenical Patriarch himself would be captured and brought before the Sultan. Eager to show his dominance over the Christ-worshipping infidels, Suleyman would bring the holy man back to İznik, where he would be placed in the darkest cell in the Sultan's dungeon and subjected to ruthless, daily torture, before finally being castrated then released, left to return to Constantinople as half a man.

The effect of such humiliation would be immediate - many Christian lords under Seljuk vassalage would convert to Islam in fear of their lives. In some parts of Anatolia, entire towns would convert, with the Black Sea city of Canik being the first to become majority Muslim.

Meanwhile, using the momentum from the Byzantine war, Suleyman would march east to conquer the Armenians of Cilicia.
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>>154347381
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>july
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>>154347550
Is he crying?! Haha, what the fuck?
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>>154346874
Here's pops too

Assyria, my little buffer state, just got annexed by the Turks, and they have double my army, although they're 7 techs behind. I hope I can win with Greece if they ever decide to make a really bad decision
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>>154347635
>they become adults at 14
*tugs collar*
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>>154347642
global warming
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>>154347668
You'd be crying a glass if someone came for your nuts with a knife.
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>>154347698

>Biologism in 1925

bruh
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With that the war ends. My blood has finally been spilled for the glory of Allah.
After all these years of seeking martyrdom, I found my match and The Greatest guided my hand.

The best jihad is the one in which your horse is slain and your blood is spilled.
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>>154346631
>>154346509
Fun fact - you re wrong. For reference read Battle_events.txt
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>>154347698
Here's before

>>154347891
Military/Industrial usually took precedence, not a lot of time for other tech, I have 0 in naval
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>actually got Hokkaido up to 900k pops
wew lads took long enough
had to shut down all of my factories to get people to move there
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>>154348351
>not all of them
Fuck you.
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what if there were a mod where poland won in ww2
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>>154348351
And after, not much change, but since the Cicilia pops were only at 20-30% I didn't expect much there

That's the last genocide I can do this game, I'm glad I made eastern anatolia pure armenian

>>154348467
>Killing shiites when Persia has a massive army and is allied to Britain
Not a good idea lad
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he couldnt just kill me? what does cutting off my balls accomplish when i have multiple living children
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>>154347550
The war with Armenia Minor would overall be rather unremarkable. The Armenians would offer scant resistance to the Turks, with many an Armenian levy simply fleeing at the first sight of the Muslims. Indeed, Rumite troops would take far more casualties from the attrition of operating in the Anatolian mountains than they would actually fighting.

However, despite the war's insignificance, the war signaled a dramatic shift in the situation of Rum. All of Rum's enemies thus far had been defeated and Turkish control of Anatolia was all but secured. Although the Byzantines were still alive (and relatively well), they had been utterly humiliated yet again at the hands of the Turks. A new era of Turkish dominance had come to Anatolia, and it looked like it would last.

That's it for tonight. Hopefully it was at least somewhat enjoyable. I should hopefully return tomorrow to continue this. Night /gsg/.
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>>154348668
>not restoring Greek-Armenian rule to all of Anatolia
baka desu lad.
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>>154349186
Thanks, please return.
Good night.
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Finally changed my realm administration to Imperial and now I will try to concentrate power in the hands of my vassals, since my vassal limit is pretty low. My portrait thingy changed from green to purple, and while I get why it changed, it's kinda stupid since green would be better for Islam. Government type also changed from "absolute empire" to "Absolute Imperial Autocracy".
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Anyone has CK 2.4.5? I want to play some EK.
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>>154349998
>>154347896

Wrong thread buddy.
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>>154350082
Well at least I can revoke pretty much anything I want any time, even if my emirates are now called "minor viceroyalty".
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>>154350626
No it isn't, fuck off.
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>>154350829
No it isn't but you know that and just want to shitpost. Its better to wait for the mods.
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Reminder to report and hide, do not respond
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>>154351104
Then go to a different general.
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>>154351747
>babbies first discord raid
See: >>154351360
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>>154349186
If I can make a suggestion, use the benefit of personal touch which CK2 affords you. You have characters with actual traits and interpersonal options right in front of you; by engaging with your characters as people and, most importantly, only taking actions which they would take/making events in-game conform to a general sense of world history and plausibility, the AAR will appear that much more alive. Allowing your characters to actually personally speak adds an even deeper level to it, and is what I tended to like doing, even in the Napoleon AAR.

Either way, though, this is good so far.
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Looks like there's a corruption mechanic for big empires too.
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>>154352015
wut mod
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>>154352015
Meant a decay mechanic for imperial-type governments.
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>>154351962
You were behind the Napoop AAR? I loved that shit.

apart from the cucking scenes >>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>154352198
HIP
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>>154352234
Interesting nickname.
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>>154352198
hip without swmh
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>>154351962
Not that guy, but I've been writing huge AARs as practice in-between working on my actual book, and they're not merely summaries of what I've been doing but real stories with character drama, taking small things like simply hiring advisors and making a whole scene out of it, and it's not really much of a "report" anymore, but it's very helpful to have this to keep my hands busy when I'm not writing my original stories. Perhaps one day I'll post one here.
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>lack of ambition
Quality code there ck2plus team.
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>>154352550
Is there no-india HIP?
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rate my meme
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>>154352619
That would be mini-SWMH

Also, has HIP made it impossible to disable Shattered Retreats?
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>>154352245
I did The Napoleonic Age and the Chronicle of House Aleramici-Jerusalem.

And the cucking was only because Nappy V was literally autistic and Yolande had no reason to put up with his retarded views and constant rants until he got lucky consistently enough to appear like an incredible statesman instead of a manchild

>>154352552
You really should, that's something I'd love to read. I'm glad we've got two AARs right now, it gives me hope for /gsg/.
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>>154352675
Yes it did. With he game rules anyway, you still can do it in defines.lua I think.
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>>154352602
>Norse Irish
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>>154352723
I'm testing eternal life events. Trying to find out if i'm stay old hag or get young.
Idynn converted me.
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>Suddenly I can't grant kingdoms and can only transfer a few vassals.
What the fuck.
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Gonna try and make HOI3 fun again by putting a nice AIR together soon. What country would you guys want to see? I was thinking either the UK, France, or some irrelevant SA minor
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>>154352720
Is that in the basegame defines.lua or the mod ones?
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>>154352695
No, that cuckening was entirely unfounded. You just put your own degenerate jew tier fetish into it and ruined a perfectly good AAR. Fuck you.
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>>154352893
communists destroyed all my liquor factories
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>>154352659

Pretty gross lad
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Not as good as his father, but that will do. His diplomacy is especially shit.
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>>154352659
Post pops.

>>154352695
>it gives me hope for /gsg/.
This is a general that is getting raided by 4 different groups and a dozen independent shitposters, laddo.
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>>154353042
It's not a fetish of mine anon, but you're baiting so I'll leave it.

>>154353196
It doesn't really matter, if for no other reason than that being raided has always been an issue for /gsg/. So long as there's actual content being posted alongside all the shitposting, well, that's better than the usual for us.
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>>154353357
We used to be on topic 95% of the time and being properly raided 5% of the time. Atleast then you could flee when we were getting raided. Now there are so many shitposts and raids that the two become on and the same, it is by far the worst community, ever.
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>>154353357
>So long as there's actual content being posted alongside all the shitposting, well, that's better than the usual for us.
I bet you post the liquor meme and consider it "content".
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>>154353517
>it is by far the worst community, ever.
Have you ever been to the SC2 general?
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>>154353042
Cucking is white and based. So are Jews.
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>>154353650
Literally nothing could be worse than /gsg/ because even on topic waifuposting is, by default, better than posting of off topic games.
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>>154352675
And how can I pirate CPR? I only don't own the African portrait packs, but it doesn't let me install even if I pirate them
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>>154353650
>SC2
What the actual literal fuck is SC2?
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>>154353915
I don't know, but this lad really hates it. He keeps saying how shit it is.
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Tried legitimately complete immortality event chain.
It seems save scumming doesn't work. I always get the same result. Now tried other event and i get same results for 20% thing every save reload.
What the fuck? In previous thread someone did through save scumming. I'm just unlucky or what?
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Alright, who's going to win this, /gsg/? Spino is young and agile, but Tranny has the experience of murdering 10 lions without stopping.
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>>154354004
>playing with supernatural shit on
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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Okay guys so I'm a vassal duke of the HRE. My daughter is matrilineally betrothed to his second son because I'm trying to cuck his family. Now that they're both of age, he won't consent. I donate 200 gold so that he now owes me a favor and I can't use the favor to force the marriage because "either not matrilineal union or Price Manfred is a woman". So what the fuck?
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>>154354087
>matrilineal marriage on
Literally why? It didn't fucking exist, it's a fucking meme.
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>>154354087
SHE'S A FUCKING WOMAN YOU MADMAN
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>>154354004

Sometimes the character you meet is a fraud. Turn on charinfo and hover over yourself and the character who's testing you to find out
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>ck2 crashing on savegame
What's up with this? Using HIP with mini-SWMH, minus the Arko stuff.
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>>154354156
It's on by default?
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>>154354256
What's your point? It didn't exist. It's in the game because plebs whined that they couldn't have their ebin matriarchy and that they sucked so bad they couldn't make a male heir, it has no use and is simply ahistorical.

Aztec invasion is also on by default.
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>>154354204
She wasn't fraud, my councilor tested it.
I failed at rock event.
Two options gave me "blood and sweat" 10 times out of 10 tries each.
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>>154354016
Suck it Jurassic Park 3.
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>>154354352

Your councillor could be wrong, check the charinfo
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how do i make BICE not crash every 15 minutes?
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>152 years
>Still nothing has drifted in my empire
I think that setting it to restricted fucked it up and make it impossible for titular empires to get drift.

>>154354541
Podcat binaries or more RAM
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>>154310579
>>154319442
>>154332480
>>154334194
>>154353653
>>154354362
>spics legitimately find this level of repetition funny
Take it to >>>/int/, you fucking subhumans.
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>>154354567

No, I've gotten titular portugal to drift. Could there be a barony missing?
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>>154353908
put your game directory in your steam games folder
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>>154354582
>implying /int/ is even half as stupid as /gsg/
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>>154354736
No, there's nothing missing.

You got titular Portugal to drift where? I'm trying to get kingdoms to drift in my de jure empire, but since my rules are "restricted" and it's supposed to drift only with "Neighboring" shit I'm guessing the ruler is messing it up.
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>>154354879

Whichever duchy that Lisbon's in. I also had my capital in that duchy so I don't know if that made a difference
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>>154354840
>implying the sole reason /gsg/ is shit isn't due to /lat/
This place was paradise on 4chan before you mongrels discovered it.
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>>154355032
What is /lat/ m8?
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>>154313551
Normandy isn't France
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>>154355163
Load of fucking monkeys from south America who realised their non countries have literally no identity and decided to make a thread and have spread their cancer literally everwhere ever since.
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>>154310482
How to git gud eu4
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>>154356021
Uninstall.exe
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>>154356267
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>>154356267
>>>/int/cancer
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My cat is more White and Based than argentinia desu.
And my cat is jet black
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>>154356686
I don't know why, but I burst out laughing at that spoiler.
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>>154356497
You seem to know a lot more about /int/ than I do tbqhwy.
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>A strong guy running from a 61 year old.
Fucking cowards.
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R8 this /r/paradoxextra meme.
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>tfw no alsace-lorraine
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>>154357101
>not elhaß-lothringen
Learn to meme correctly or do not attempt to meme at all.
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>>154357071
I became infirm, which means my fighting days are over. I didn't manage to find what I wanted, to die in battle for the glory of Allah. My blood was spilled only once, and I survived the wound and killed my enemy.
This is a fitting end for the Sword of Allah, the same end as Khalid had.

>Khalid had made his point. "Do you not see?" he asked impatiently. "I have sought martyrdom in a hundred battles. Why could I not have died in battle?"

>"You could not die in battle", replied the friend.


>"Why not?" "You must understand, O Khalid," the friend explained, "that when the Messenger of Allah, on whom be the blessings of Allah and peace, named you Sword of Allah, he predetermined that you would not fall in battle. If you had been killed by an unbeliever it would have meant that Allah's sword had been broken by an enemy of Allah; and that could never be."
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>>154357238
Enjoy getting incapable and your council taking all of your titles before dying of retardation.
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>>154357342
What council?
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>>154310482
What is a fun character to get back into CK2? I tried Slesia with the earliest start but for some reason I had no option in marrying another woman with status even some hours into the game. Only options were courtiers and I felt like nothing happened all game.
Also can someone explain concubines.. I had a son with some concubine and the son stayed in Sweden or something and suddenly had claims on my lands and my heir would've lost most of the titles.. what?
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>newer wanted to cheat in eu4/vici
>Always have the urge to play god in ck2
How
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>>154357396
Your council assumes FULL rights whenever you have a regent. Be it from being underage or retarded.
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>>154357513
Well, I just have to die in battle then.
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How do we fix Europe?
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>>154357396
How do you have so much demense? How mamy duchies do you have?
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sneaky jew
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Seems my time is really coming. I will get war focus one more time and charge in battle with my soldiers one more time.

>>154357513
Though that doesn't really make a lot of sense. Shouldn't happen IMO.
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Anyone know what the requirements for becoming a saint are?
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>>154357572
stop playing a meme mod
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>>154357712
>King becomes a braindead nigger
>realm remains a complete autocracy around his every word
lol no
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>>154357512
You could roleplay a bit. Set the game to observer then watch charters you like tag events for them to happen to improve stats or smite their rivals to set them up for massive power gain. Could be quite fun what if your helping a slavic count and after he becomes king he converts to orthodoxy you could strict him with the black death. Could be fun.
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>>154357725
And holy shit, the biggest shit is about to go down
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>>154357712

>I shall invite the whole court to celebrate the adventurous life of my cat
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Time to die in battle, brothers. The infidels may not be able to break the sword of Allah, so maybe one of the true believers can.

>>154357684
Two, one is titular. Laws and good stewardship.

>>154357813
The regent, my son, should take the full power in this case.
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>>154357874
Unless the french king gets super lucky and captures the emperor theres no way the ai will be able to win that war. But if he does that kid is in a great spot to consolidate it if im not wrong.
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>>154357454
Also, shouldn't Pagans not get any penalty for raising vassal levies? With Slesia I get the "Vassal levies raised too long" even though they're Pagan.
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>I shall invite the whole court to celebrate the adventurous life of my cat
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>>154357943
Apparently I'm too old or fucked up to choose any of the war focus. We will try to rule well as I ride in battle.
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>>154357947
Karling knights to the rescue
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>>154357943
What do you do sith the rest of the counties? Destroy the duchies?
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>>154357943
>The regent, my son, should take the full power in this case.
>has full power
>isn't even the caliph
No.
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What should i play next in Victoria 2?

I have done 2 games as USA,1 vanilla 1 HPM, 1 game as germany, HPM, and one as France,HPM.
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>all these deleted posts
Why dont you guys stop kidding yourselves and jut make this Paradox General? You've driven out every nonparadox game and briefly drove out everything but Vicky 2 and HoI posts.
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>>154358072
That's it, time for martyrdom. He has the same combat skill as me, maybe I will finally die now.

>>154358112
No, I gave to other characters. I have lots of kings to hold duchies.
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>>154358221
Play literally anything without faggot mods.
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>>154358302
Don't they get shit tonnes of "desires the county of al-sand nigger" modifiers?
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>>154358302
>Dieing to an insignificant nigger in the middle of the sahara.
I dunno man pretty shitty death he doesnt even have that good martial mediocre at best.
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>>154353042
>You just put your own degenerate jew tier fetish into it
Jews tend to have nazi fetishes so I guess /gsg/ is full of jews
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>>154358449
Fetish =/= admiration of a far superior social and economic system
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>>154358302
Finally. The death I always sought since my father died in battle.

>>154358365
They usually have full kingdoms, so no. If I own any land in the place, then the kingdom is mine.

>>154358404
He had the same combat skill as me, if he lost to an infirm 61-year-old then he should be a really shitty fighter.

> pretty shitty death
Nah, there isn't a more glorious death than dying in the battle. I sought martyrdom in dozens of battles, I had kings and the Pope run away from me in the middle of battle. To die in battle is all I wanted.
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>>154354349
>it has no use.
What if I'm using eugenics on lowborn courtiers
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>>154358106
We did it boys

My mom died at the same time it happened and she left me Flanders plus some extra goodies. The bitch even survived getting the plague
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>>154355234
Duke of Normandy is a French vassal therefore England is rightful French clay
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>>154358604
Then it's still ahistorical trash.
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>>154358572
Still I dont know you died to a gay blacki in the middle of the desert and the absolute part is he was a fellow muslim. But hey man im the kinnda guy who would rather die at home with my wife and children appreciating all ive built.
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we wuz irish n shiet
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>>154358740
Well, that's because you are a pansy. When I am in the battlefield, I love it more then when I am in my house.
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>>154357996
>>154357454
No one any help with this?

Another question: I can promote soldiers on the intrigue tab to get new commanders. If I do so some guys appear at my court but I cant select them as commander.. Why? What's the point of this then
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>>154358839
did you know we wuz scots n sheit?
t. dunedin
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>>154358221
Something smaller like Greece.
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>>154358569
>impyling you don't stroke yourself to le third way
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>>154358840
I didn't know Abdul-Hamid was Jewish.
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>>154359084
>implying i dont wank solely to white women being contaminated with black seed as thousands of years of evolution are destroyed in minutes
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>>154358572
Sadder than when Farfour died tbqh
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Just kill me
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>>154359172
Why not just go all the way and wank to them being fucked by chimpanzees?
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>>154359280
They can't make them pregnant, destroying the bloodline forever.
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>>154359325
>They can't make them pregnant
This hasn't been tested as far as I know. There's a tiny possibility they could become impregnated with some horrible sterile crossbreed.
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Sainthood achieved, I guess next step is to become exalted among men

This is mostly an RP thing, but should I move my capital and focus to Brugges?
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what should I do with this anglo? Got 100% even without him prisoner from battles
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>>154360013
delet this
t. anglo
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Im gonna do a game as japan in Victoria 2.

Should i be Shogunate or Imperial?

Are there any important events/decisions to take note off?
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rip northumbria
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>>154360490
Perfidious Albion is one of the few places capable of matching you in duplicity, show a little respect.
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What did this guy do to get that nickname and still not piss off the Pope?
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How do I make the pope dislike this guy more?
A conquest of England where my long time allies, the Normans, failed just seems like the perfect finish for my guy's career

The clock is ticking; 47 is old
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>>154360838
>How do I make the pope dislike this guy more?
stop playing a meme mod
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>>154360838
you need to be opportunistic. sometimes it's just impossible
you could try getting him excommunicated first
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>France calls me to war in the Levant
>Check who holds the land
>Pitch black countess
>Her son is black
>They've been pure black for seven generations
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>>154361036

I hate it when counts marry random niggers
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I picked my Caliph name and I'm stabilizing the realm.
Turns out the old Sultans still believe they are sultans and now just viceroys of the Caliph. I will have to teach them otherwise.
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>>154361151
I hate it when white ""people""exist
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>>154361187

Joke's on you, I identify with my ethnicity, not with "white"
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>>154357075
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what the fuck my man
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Do you love me now, pope?
The pope called the crusade, to which I gladly answered. I just hadn't considered that my shipbuilding tech is complete shit, so I had to march my 11k soldiers from Flanders to Palestine.
The tour went fine until we came to Anatolia, where attrition killed almost half my men. When we finally arrived, we rushed to the aid of allies, only to be thrust into a certain losing battle with a total of around 9k crusaders against 20k Muslims. Luckily, I managed to corner the emir, and imprison him. Glory to me

Help me decide, /gsg/. I know that whichever I leave behind will surely crumble.
Do I carry on my work for a return to Karling France, or protect the holy land?
>>
After not playing CK2 for a solid few months, I noticed that it seems to be running a lot more smoothly than it used to. Was there yet another stupid loophole of the AI characters wasting time considering the same moves every day that they've fixed as of now?
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>>154362217
turns out killing everyone and their cat makes the game run much faster
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>>154362217
There was a patch that came with reapers due which made it run faster
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If I enforce my wife's claim does she become my vassal?
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>>154362630
No. The default rules for doing that are:
The claimant's title is in de jure your Empire/Kingdom
The claimant is of your dynasty

I don't believe your wife fulfills either, but you can always check by saving and cheating the war in 1 day
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>convert from CK2 to EU4
>hideous grey "Wasteland" regions now get filled in with color to match the nation that surrounds them

Meme game or not, this made me fall in love with EU4 already.
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>>154362067
France. The Karlings have and always will rule rance, but God will protect the Holy Land.
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>It's a Polands depression takes a suicidal turn episode
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>>154363421
Post your map.
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>>154364103
Bail while you still can.
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>>154364263

I'll try letting Poland peace out which should happen soonish, don't wanna lose Trust with Sweden as I'm planning to keep them as my mana-generating attack dog wizard all game.
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That explains why she was so willing to convert to Catholicism, you dirty slut

>>154363772
I'm sorry I didn't do as you told, but when you replied I had already been playing as KoJ for a while. I did save before I took the decision, so maybe I'll go back some time and see what happens, idunno
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>>154365035
What culture are you?

What does the region look like culturally and religiously?
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There are some random courtiers or vassals, which for some reason i cannot ask them to covert. there is no option for it.

Yes, i am sure that they are of a different religion. Is that some bug?
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>>154365737
Did you ask them to convert within the past 5 years or so and get rebuffed or only got a 'sympathy' trait? There's a 5 year cooldown on it.
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>>154365525
>What culture are you?
French
>What does the region look like culturally and religiously?
Culturally, it's entirely Levantine, except for Jerusalem, which is Egyptian
Religious, it's kind of a clusterfuck with various flavours of both Islam and Christianity not willing to convert to Catholicism
My neighbours are the Isma'ili Egypt, who held Jerusalem before I came about, a sunni Seljuk Persian empire and a sunni seljuk Armenian clusterfuck

Somehow, the Byzantines ended up with an emperor matrillineally married to my sister, but she sadly haven't pooped out any purple kids yet
>>
>>>/a/147001024
wew
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Darkest hour has to have the most satisfying battles in all of GS.
>just barely win a naval battle against Austria, but lose a battleship
>as they retreat, send in a second navy to sweep up the rest, sinking 5 battleships
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>forget to disable seduction focus
>70% of female characters have lover's pox
Seriously though, could somebody with a better understanding of history educate me on how common extra-marital affairs were with nobles? Were almost all noblemen cuckolds or is it just Johanny putting his favourite fetishes in-game?
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>This day in history, September 9th:
9 – Arminius' alliance of six Germanic tribes ambushes and annihilates three Roman legions of Publius Quinctilius Varus in the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest.

the 9th day
of the 9th month
of the 9th year

9.9.9 never forget
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>>154366643
>of the 9th year
t. Jesus
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I just grabbed Damascus and I have a question

Do any of you know if there's a crusader culture in HIP, and how to trigger it? Or will I just be stuck with not seeing a good culture for basically rest of the game?
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>>154367190
Pic related leads me to my real question: Why does relation to people have seemingly 0 effect on their actions? 98 should be just about a perfect relationship
I'm also unable to get laws passed, even when I had 100 with everyone voting on them. What are you supposed to do then?
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>>154367547
>What are you supposed to do then?
Buy favors.
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>>154367190
Think CK2+ has Crusader culture or its French based.

Teutons have Prussian culture on the other hand.
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>>154367547
>Ambitious and Deceitful right there in the screenshot
Dumbass. AI has invisible tendencies based on their traits, you can open up the files and see shit like ai_honor and whatnot.
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Now I just need to fix this mess of a border and hand the kingdom away before I haemorrhage vassals.
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Can I dissolve the state in Vicky 2?
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Tidey borders edition
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BEHOLD! My ultimate PC build for Hearts of Iron III!

http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/hndqRG
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>>154369770
>BEHOLD!
reddit
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>>154369541
Fuck those helmets are so sexy.

I need that mod

Gotta go torrent all the portraits autism dlc though.
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Mecca is literally Mordor.

Extremely ugly land of dirt and rock filled with savages.

No wonder all the pictures just show the Kaabaa and nothing else. The landscape is the ugliest on earth. Truly shows what God must think.
>>
>>154369681
Dismantlement sounds up your alley. I do believe you can only do that in a GW tho.
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>>154369882
Which grand strategy did you take that screenshot from?
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>>154369882
Arabs are based
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>>154369929
Uh, Victoria II Mr. Moderator : -)
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>>154369797
Yeah I visit reddit too. Got a problem with that?
>>
>>154369882
Thats Mecca?
Its a bit gaudy but i wouldnt call it ugly.

On the other hand i visited Vatican and well...i guess only Taj Mahal could compare?
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>>154369903
That isn't really dissolving a nation from within though. You create a lot more states that way.
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>>154370031
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>>154370017
No I don't. Reddit is based
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Cucks being cucks in the M&T forum...
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>>154370093
Cucks are based
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>>154370082
Yeah, that's right. You anti-reddit fags should know your rightful place.
>>
>>154370093
[x] Respectfully Agree
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>>154370079
>suburbs
>third world country
Well what did ya expect? Also that infrastructure/lack of planning is atrocious.
I remember seeing pictures from Georgia and it reminded me of Half Life 2
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>>154370008
>Papal States
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>>154332107
>Ireland is green
pottery
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Allahu Akbar!
>>
>archive doesn't have games and patches anymore

wew lads, how cucked are you?
>>
Did the new HOI4 patch made it good yet?
>>
>>154369727
>no istanbul
>going north of the caucaus
>upper Nile but no Nubia
>no Kashmir

4/10
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Byzantine Republic anon here. Goona start the game soon.

First of all, I need a background for the Republic because autism. I'm open to suggestions.

I've been thinking on the following though:

>Turkish invasion happens earlier
>the dumb emperor faggot recruit shit tons of soldiers and wins the war but loses nearly all soldiers and has barely enough to garrison Constantinople
>so much money has been spent that the emperor starts taxing the peasantry and the burghers to death
>a country-wide merchant guild by a visionary and genius ENTJ is formed to oppose the imperial oppression and to overthrow the empire
>they hire mercenaries to take Constantinople and other strategic cities on the Aegean Sea
>the guild turns into a council called the Council of Constantinople
>the commoners flock to their cause and are recruited by the Council to destroy the rest of the Byzantine nobility
>they win and massive reforms and massive urbanization start in the newly founded republic
>because they start trading with everyone, from Novgorod to Ethiopia and from Andalusia to India, they become rich as fuck and eventually richer than everyone else in Europe and the Middle East

To balance that I've been thinking on triggering massive civil wars every 20 or 30 years. The rebels would probaly be far more powerful than actual big countries.
>>
Is there a mod that allows you to remove all commies and democrats from the population?
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>>154370807
How about Italian minor gets engrossed in history, becomes obsessed with early Roman Republic and carves it up while becoming Roman Pagan.
His descendants pull it off later on.
>>
>>154346496
>losing kings in a row in a battle that he had already routed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKhCZNmLA-E
>>
>>154370783
>new
>30th June, 2016

kek, it's a fucking ded gaem
>>
>>154370930
Too far fetched from reality and Byzantium was called "the empire of the Romans" in the Middle Ages by tons of people.

Plus, I have already said here >>154313490 that I'll be doing a Byzblobiums republic campaign.
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>>154370930
>tfw Cavour never got to his plan of trying to reform the Southern economy
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>>154371097
>South Italians
>hardworking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attffb8oSCI
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>>154370807
Well Amafi is a republick you know. And they are greek(aka Roman, because Hellenic identity was dead since before Byzantium became the new rome and well until the Turkey fell apart).
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>>154371162
Making such generalizations about a whole society is pretty racist.
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>>154366257
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>>154371192
>Amafi
Amalfi. I can into spelling, honest.
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>>154370807
This is fucking retarded.
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>>154371198
>go to Rome
>you can actually differentiate south and north Italians because Sicilians are all fat

Why yes, yes i fucking can.
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>>154329309
That event picture looks look Ser Vardis vs Bronn in Game of Thrones
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>>154371290
Doesn't make your statement any less racist.
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>>154371305
Because CK2 modders are very happy to share good content, especially content that modders can't easily produce such as art.
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>>154371305
It is, the event uses a bunch of stuff of game of thrones.
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>>154371360
It doesnt make it any less true either sadly.
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>>154371192
Yes but it's not as much fun as blobbing.

>>154371280
Yes, I know it.
>>
>>154371424
That doesn't matter all that much. Just don't be a dickhead please. I am a very hardworking Sicilian and I feel pretty shitty after reading your posts.
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>>154371458
Well its not my faulth most of you are lazy as hell.
Padania>Italy
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>>154371458
Being a mafia trigger man is hard work, I suppose.
>>
>>154371430
>Yes but it's not as much fun as blobbing.
Who said anything about staying small. Absorb italy, usurp the empire.
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>>154371517
Not most of us, just some of us.
>Padania>Italy
I'm not Italian though so I don't know why you thought this would hurt me.
>>154371539
I'm not a fucking criminal.
>>
>>154371580
How are you a Sicilian but not Italian?
Are you a guido?
>>
>>154371580
If by some insane miracle of chance you aren't trolling, this is 4chan, where the most helpful and informative post often starts with an insult. Being unable to ignore such makes remaining here unwise.
>>
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>>154371662
>>154371662
>>154371662
>>154371662
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>>154371634
I'm Sicilian. That alone disqualifies me from being Italian.
And nope, I'm not American.
>>154371698
I get it, but this shit crosses the line. You have to be able to make those distinctions or otherwise you'll just come across like a massive dickhead.
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>>154371743
This is 4chan you retard, everyone is a dickhead.
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>>154371743
I'm a monkey and every time someone calls us subhumans in 4chan I laugh, you should start accepting the bantz if you want to survive in here.
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>>154369727
>shit vanilla edition
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What did it mean by this?
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>>154373382
who
>>
Reminder that Black Communist China > All other Chinas
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>>154377041
china is shit
>>
>>154382502
this
>>
how do I get my wine industry going?
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>>154370031
>gaudy
nigga, arabs can get a lot worse than that
>>
give me some strats
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