/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

nth for more shitboxes pls

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early get for late night crime solving

>>154148524
kys

>>154148524
me in the background preparing to rape that sweet ass

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>tfw never

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>>154148179
never

>>154148885
>tfw no GTAIV-style Comet or Turismo

>>154148524
Joacimot has the best looking female character in /GTAG/

Prove me wrong.

Pro tip:
You Can't

>>154132448
so why exactly do I need "a bunch" of 10 car garages? Do you guys just keep duping them and storing the dupes in the garages or something? The step-by-step just looks like you're supposed to immediately sell the dupe so idk why multiple garages is necessary.

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>>154149224
so many good cars that could be ported from 4 to 5
>here have a shit jag and aston along with a 5 more butt ugly supers

>>154149274
You want to store the dupes, that well you can sell them all in one batch. If you immediately sell the dupe, you'll either have to wait 45 minutes to sell another dupe (and very soon reach the limit per day, thus limiting your profit) or do a sale timer skip glitch which on PC requires leaving the server, which will obviously mean you lose the car you're using for duping. Multiple garages is necessary as fuck to make a decent profit, though as long as you have at least 3 slots you will be making a bit of profit (selling a car is ~50% of the money you put into it).

>>154149261
Bassykins

>>154148524
Snap is the SEX

is Humane Raid the worst heist?

>>154149261
>female

>>154149261
Nirah
Kaz

>>154149850
>kaz

no one likes kaz for any reason

>>154149841
Only if you have the most shit taste imaginable.

>>154149850
Kaz is alright looking but nothing impressive really.

>Nirah
t. Nirah

>>154149841
shit taste, worst is series a followed by prison break

>>154150027
You know what's amazing? Not the same guy, but I've never played Series A or Prison Break all the way through. I just never want to do it, they're always boring as fuck to play and randoms seem to fuck them up the most.

>>154149274
The more dupes you make from the car you upgrade the more you profit.

>>154150798
prison break isn´t that bad for the first heist, apart from the tutorial one, but it´s easy to fuck up with randoms

and series a is boring as hell, not to mention trevor being a retard and the pay is shit, especially for being the one that leads up to pacistan

humane pays decently and is probably the easiest

why can´t we choose how we execute it like in sp?

>>154152485
>why can´t we choose how we execute it like in sp?
That would be too much fun, anon. Plus, then you might be able to figure out more ways to save time when doing it.

>>154152485
It took them over a year of promises, backpedaling, and outright lying to bring out the heists we have now. I doubt there would even be heists at this point if they added multiple approaches to each one.

>>154149841
In terms of how miserable it is to complete Prison Break is the worst
In terms of actual Heist quality, Series A literally just feels like a F&F Sell mission
>I got millions of dollars of diverse product sitting in a warehouse
>I got just about every player in the state looking for it, and looking for the people who stole it

When do I get my assless chaps, Rockstar?

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>>154149850
>Kaz
It has a man face though

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I think Blater is getting cucked

>>154153585
I think you're all pathetic for caring about tranny avatars.

>>154153636
What's more pathetic, the people who play trannys or the people who constantly post to whine about trannys?
The answer is (You)

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I think Snap is getting cucked

>Wanting Blaters used goods

>>154153763
You know that none of them are actually girls, right? You don't have to white knight this hard for guys on the internet playing as trannies in a video game.

>>154153585
>>154153764
Fuck off with this shit

>>154153887
I think it's well established that they are all men, keep whining about it though, it's really putting an end to it.

>>154154030
>Only post if you're going to circlejerk with us otherwise you're whining.
Nice projection, my man.

>>154153763
The people who play as trannies and do fucking roleplay and that gay shit. Your father should have beaten you more.

>>154154119
So what has your incessant bitching accomplished?
>>154154146
I haven't seen any of them roleplay, maybe you just wish they would give you attention.

>>154154307
What has your white knighting accomplished?

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>Reckless Driving Edition

>>154154325
How exactly am I white knighting? I legit want to know what your endgame is with your shitposting.

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>>154153428
rude much???

>>154154415
How exactly am I bitching? I legit want to know what your endgame is with your shitposting.

>>154154307
>____ got cucked xD :3
>this is my waifu!!!
>____ is cute !!
Kill yourself faggot.

>>154154701
>killing a white blipped person in passive mode
For what purpose

>>154154810
Trust me, he did something bad. I just can't remember right now

>>154154810
Homo'd a Buzzard that was nowhere near him, then tried to kill people from his kuruma

>>154154810
Sometimes people are just dicks regardless of blip color.

#NotAllWhiteBlips

>>154154810
Every red blip started off white.

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>tfw getting cucked

>>154155063

>HURT

>>154155072
Fuck off.

Test

>>154154810
>>154154894
He was also OTR jet shitting

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cmon man...

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>>154154428

>>154155624
>no carrying handle-equipped AR in the game
fug

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>>154154428

What's worse? Nullphaggot's constant "it's not my fault", or Kazshitter's constant "rude"

y havent u PCucks killed urselves yet?

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>>154154146
>>154153887

>He thinks anyone posts this stuff un-ironically
>He doesn't realize people are posting this stuff for half-assed laughs

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>>154155963
>le just pretending

>>154155910
Blater's "I have a 8 inch dick btw"

>>154155963
Exactly

>>154155963
Nice damage control

>>154156062
That's pretty big.

>>154156249
Fuck off, blater

>>154156062
Agreed

His life is so shit that the only thing he has to brag about is his penis, which I bet is just average looking and he's trying to show off like someone gives a fuck.
Also aside from Catower, I'm pretty sure some other /gtag/ members that are male have seen it, maybe 'cause he forced them.

>>154156702
It's how you become a comm. You gotta suck dick.

Krop sure is obsessed

>>154156947
Piss off, krop

anyone up for heists ?

I joined a few months ago ( gtag pc ), did all the heists except the last one I believe with some of you guys, it was nice.

Also I'm up for whatever missions are well scenarized or fun outside of heists.

I'm online soon, sc :
-Grurk

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>join pacstan heist finale with randoms
>host splits payout 25/25/25/25

bro as fuck

>>154157325
correction sc is :
Grurk-

>>154157325
>>154157652
>-Username
>Username-
Ew, no thanks

>>154157652
I got it, don't worry. See you online, Glerk.

>>154157785
>>154157747
thanks m8s

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>tfw Rockstar only gave us 5 heists

>>154158670
Thank fuck, imagine how boring and shitty the new heists would be?

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>>154155624

>>154158837
I wish we had more
Flecca is easy as balls and babbys first heist
Prison is only playable with a few friends and payout is horse shit
Humane is alright. Not great, but alright
Series is absolute horse shit. It's basically a contact missions compilation
Pacific is only fun for the finale and even then everybody just hops into a kuruma and that's that

>>154149261
That's not me

>>154148524
Play as a guy werid boy

>>154149841
No that's the first one

Friendly reminder that Nessi ruined /gtag/

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i think mradonis is getting cucked

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>>154160252
how so?

add me to pc crew turbenmaster :)

>>154160252
Who? What does this have to do with GTA?

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>>154160447
piss4 /gtag/

>>154160675
So what does it have to do with GTA?

>>154160704
He's PS4 crew leader.

>>154159560
>reminder PCucks ruined /gtag/

>>154160765
So what does it have to do with GTA?

>>154160846
He's like blater, but an inch smaller.

>>154160883
So what does it have to do with GTA?

>>154160947
So what does it have to do with GTA?

y havent u PCucks killed yourselves yet? youre all banned from a ded game nd ur shit circlejerk is ded fuck off

>>154161002
Nothing? Gotcha, fuck off

>>154161058
>t.qt

>>154161058
stop trippin

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TFW level 11

TFW get booted from all Heists because low rank

TFW only mission available is the Lamar Stealth Lowrider mission

TFW I can do the stealth part fine but literally all of my partners are incompetent morons(Even at high ranks)

TFW never gonna make it

>>154162069
do contact missions, retard

>>154162069
do contact missions, retard

>>154162069

Just make friends

>>154162069
Stupid fucking frogposter

>>154162069
dumb frogposter

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>>154162069
Find a friend who's CEO, or save up a million and go VIP, and do VIP Work or crates with them. Crates don't pay well but they give out an assload of RP.

Don't try any of the Lamar missions until...actually, don't do the Lamar missions at all. They're hard as hell and don't pay shit. Stick with contact missions and CEO stuff.

Once you hit about rank 40 people will start to cut you some slack in Heists.

>>154162069
Do you know the heists at all? I could host something simple like Fleeca, if you want to learn. Or we could run some VIP missions for easy cash.

>>154162647
>this guy got into an attack helo when there were two sales going on, and three GTAG in Hydras
>complains about getting killed
I am still laffin, and I am the one who strafed him.

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>>154158935

>>154163167
Nice Borderlands mod.

>>154149841
Objective heist rankings:

Humane Labs
Prison Break (with a good team)
Flecca
Pac-Man
Heist-like contact missions (Break Out, Los Santos Connection, etc)
Dog Shit
Prison Break (with a retarded team)
Your dick
Series A

>>154163858
Wow, a list that's actually correct for once. What happened to /gtag/?

>>154163237
What

>>154164425
I think it was a joke about the gun? Tough to tell.

>>154164425
>>154164501
trev's face

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>see some guy with a bounty joined
>some other guy kills him first
>kill that guy in retaliation and see he's in full jokerfag cosplay
>shrug it off and go back to cr8s
>as i'm leaving he comes out of nowhere in a green and purple le joker kuruma and sprays me down
>immediately enters passive mode then drives to his apartment in eclipseghanistan
>calls mercs on me
>when they don't manage to kill me he drives to his tank and calls me a noob when i blow it up before he can get in
Why do shitters have to be so fucking stereotypical? It's like there's a checklist they go over so they make sure they fit every single stereotype of a cancerous player.

Is it even worth running crates solo? I only have 1 small warehouse and it feels like it takes forever to go back and forth for 3 crates and sometimes I'm just wasting my money since I have no consistent way of killing choppers because I'm only level 45.

Do I just run headhunter and sightseer until I get a buzzard or something so I can start farming crates efficiently?

>>154165610
>guy in a jet attacking me
>kills me twice
>I destroy his jet with heavy sniper and Bst
>says he is going to only kill me from now on
>passive to another jet
>GTAG in a sewage and another in a jet following him while he is in passive jet
>tells us we aren't being fair

>>154165610
>>154166270
I did a thing it was epic

>In the mood to replay GTAV
>Forced to download 20 gigs of patches for GTAO shit
Forget it

>>154167971
And nothing of value was lost.

Just finished GTA V

Is GTA IV worth playing? I asked yesterday or the day before about the appearance and you guys said it was pretty dreary, which is a bummer. But is it a fun game? Where would you rank it compared to the other Rockstar North GTA games?

>>154168156
>Is GTA IV worth playing?
Not really

>Where would you rank it compared to the other Rockstar North GTA games?
Dead last

>>154168156
Also, is it fun driving around? I think that's something that makes GTA unique among open world games, moving around large maps is actually fun.

>>154168260
Damn

>>154168335
I really like GTA's driving, but a lot of people would disagree on that front. It's one of the best games for fucking around in freeroam, even if the atmosphere itself is sorta dull.

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Post good looking Sultans

>>154168953
I would go ingame and post mine but mine's pretty much entirely stock other than enginebay and tuner wheels. I wanted my RS to be semi-sleeper, but even with it relatively stock it still looks super fucking obvious.

>>154168953
you first

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>>154157376
>join pacstan finale with randos
>host sets it to 0/30/35/>35
>fugg I don't need money, set to 0 also
>0/50/50/0
>do the mission only losing like 100k
>leave right before the last guy gets in boat
I swear it only happened once

>>154168156
>Is GTA IV worth playing?
No, the driving is terrible, e-dates out the ass, boring story, tanky on-foot controls, shit map, shit radio, brain dead missions, and the multiplayer only has a handful of co-op missions and that's it. People bitch about sharkcards and little things like there not being any dildos in V + Online but at least there's something to do.

>>154169440
>tfw you will never get back GTAIV-style parkour even though Los Santos would be so much better for it

>>154169515
>try to jump off something
>player character safely gets on his/her butt and slides down

>>154169440
I decided to google reddit's opinion on GTA IV, not that I respect it but at least I could see what a large amount of people were saying about it.

Even if it was a let down, I was still going to play it until I heard them compliment "realistic" driving. I've played and enjoyed racing simulators. It's not bad, but with GTA I want fun. Stupid, unrealistic fun. If the driving isn't fun, there's no GTA.

>>154169802
>tfw could easily make a jump to another building
>character decides to drop off the roof onto the ground and break his legs instead
th-thanks

>>154169909
Honestly GTAIV's driving is fun for me. Every car is slowfast - that is, every car isn't really fast but driving at highway speed feels like you're fucking pushing the car to its limits and every turn risks you rolling 18 times and blowing up, it's great.

>>154169997
To each his own, but I don't understand why "it's slower, harder to control, and you can't do as much fun stuff" would make a better game. I'm glad GTA went the route it did.

>>154170116
The heavier physics made things like crashes more satisfying and things like police chases more engaging since the cop AI was designed around actually trying to stop you with their cars rather than just using magic to cause you to turn into a traffic pole.

>>154170637
>2001
>Cops in GTA try to stop you by using PIT maneuvers
>2016
>Cops in GTA try to stop you by ramming you in the butt harder than Nacho Vidal

>>154170989
Pit maneuvers don't work in v. The physics are shit.

>>154171624
>Pit maneuvers don't work in v. The physics are shit.

Someone's never done a public stunt race.

>>154171965
>all car on car contact is a pit maneuver
Ebin

>>154172037

Did I say that? No, I didn't. You can pit maneuver and you pretty much have to learn to fight other ramming cunts in stunt races.

>>154172037
That's not what he said.

Why is every fucking cunt in a Raccoon mask always the biggest shitter imaginable

>>154172838
and WHY are there so many fucking gooks ingame
I feel like I can't go 30 seconds without getting attacked by some rice eating faggot named peteryang123891213 or some shit

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>>154168953
you first
r* made great cars with benny´s and just abandoned it

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>>154168953

Can I get an unarmed 2 seater Bersa or Lazer plz? Laser should have no armaments under wings like the one in the hanger of the air craft carrier on human labs set ups. I want to bring people up and show off all my jet skills I've developed from hydra shitting. Or a new jet like an f-14 that has to have a copilot to fire missiles. Otherwise it only has the all mighty shitter cannon.

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>>154168953

>>154175138
What about that communist jet from arma that has a pilot and gunner seat? The su-moonrune or whatever they call it.

Whats your favorite ded mode? Just played sumo for the first time today and its fun as hell.

>>154178694
Probably Sumo. I was just realizing I hadn't seen an invite for it in weeks.

>>154178694

I enjoy sumo as long as people don't just pick armored kuruma all the fucking time.

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Post Tropos

>>154179672
>tfw love the tropos but the ridiculous size of the rear tires kills it for me
just give me a subtle version of the rear flare, come on

>>154174951
He said good looking

Haven't played in a long time
Is futo still the best durifto car?

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>>154179930
changing the tire type makes the rear tires thinner

>>154181490
Futo is still the best car.

>>154181586
It's the fender flare that kills it rather than the tire itself. It should be just a bit more subtle, like on the real one.

>>154181490
Omnis is good if you know how to drive

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>>154182772

>GTA Players
>Knowing how to drive

Pick one

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>>154182487
i don't know, anon...
the only pop-up lights in the game...

how 2 drift?

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>>154179672

>>154184046
M+up+up+enter ingame opens car handling settings

>>154184787
>tfw no actual option for adjusting suspension settings and/or intentionally popping low-grip tires onto a car

>>154184787
There's no real drifting though right? it's just short fake drifting

>>154185072
You can do real drifting if you find the right car and destroy the suspension.

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>>154185196
how about in a futo?

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anyone wanna test this?
its made out of stunt track/raised stunt track pieces, no tubes no ramps, no water hazard shit

>>154185515
Did you do anything really interesting with the corners or did you just kinda snap it together?

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What's a comfy non-supercar for slow cruising around the city?

>>154185946
Slow cruising around the city? Use any car you like the look of, performance won't change a thing.

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>>154185946
mamba is your only option

>>154185819
what do you mean really interesting?

>>154185235
yes it's possible to futo drift, just google it and you'll find it

only because of its trash grip stat though

>>154187517
i didn't expect an actual answer, thanks anon!
i just bought this game today, im excited to be a complete shitter

>>154187583
You made a big mistake getting this game, newfriend

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>>154189296
I bought Guild Wars 2 for 99$, i don't think i can make a bigger mistake than that

>>154189734
Oh yeah? I bought no man's sky.

>>154189845
Yeah, so?

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>>154190015
Without getting a refund.

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>>154190104

>>154175138
>>154178101
>Jet with a gunner
You have no idea how broken that would be

>get into racing
>new track I've never played comes up, off-road vehicles
>cool, lemme try this BF400
>motorcycles literally cannot make the first check point, have to ditch the bike and run to the check point due to waves/water
>spawn a new cycle and same for the next check point. too much water for bikes again
Who let's these shit tracks get passed?

>>154190578
Maybe it's meant for cars?

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>>154190578
>mfw faggots who pick motorcycles for off road races finally getting btfo

>>154190663
>>154190816
Then don't allow motorcycles to be chosen? How hard is it for you faggots to not be faggots?

>>154191943
Maybe you should learn to use what suits the environment.

>>154192435
Yeah, I should've looked at the preview of the track.
You dense retard.

>>154192435
Maybe the environment should give me a warning that X vehicle wont work on the track I'm about to play. Like I said it was the first time even seeing this track. Next time I'll know to just drop out because tracks made by triggered faggots are the worst.

>>154192524
>>154192698
The description says that water is on the track.

>>154192849
And yet H200 is perfectly fine with motorcycles. You need to shut up.

>>154192917
Maybe you should have assumed that water would tip the bike.

>>154193009
You're an idiot. You're like that track. I should have been warned that there will be dolts like you in this thread and like that track I am done with you.

>>154193228
You are just salty it's punishment for choosing a bike you shitter.

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>>154193228
>choose bike for offroad track
>oh no! the track is made in such a way that my shitterbike400 doesn't mean effortless win!
>what a HORRIBLE track

>>154194035
>punished
But for what reason? Show me on the doll where the bike touched you.

>>154194139
"I've never raced in this game" the post.

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>>154168953

>>154190578
Is this an official track? What's the name?

>>154161145
That isnt GTA related.

>>154197381
It seemed very player created and I wish I could recall the name. I couldn't make it passed the first two check points so I also can't describe the whole of the track either. I know that it was the only other track I saw that had a double looptie-loop that the 2 monster trucks I was in it with could not make it by further down the way. That's the only other place I recall a double loop like that. If I am unlucky enough to find myself on it again I'll take note of it's name.

ded

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Ever since the stunts update released I haven't been able to find normal races.

>tfw still need 10 levels for combat MG
goddamn taking forever, both with Heists and normal missions

>>154198791
That isnt GTA related.

Are we still pretending this general isn't dead as fuck? Absolutely pathetic.

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Threadly complaint about adding more haircuts, and quite possibly hair physics.

Thank you for your time.

>>154207584
okay

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r a n k 2

>>154207584
Reiteration that Saints Row 3, a game from 2011, had hair physics and other body physics.

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>>154209070
In GTA's defense, Saint's Row hair looks like play dough, even on max settings.
Having jiggle bones in clothing, hair, and boobs would be nice, though.

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>>154181586
>tfw no convertible version
My /vr/ is showing...

>>154210039
R* hates convertibles.

RIP roofless Casco.

>>154209290
Why are your eyes so big

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>>154211093
All the Saint's Row characters are a bit cartoonish. Making a more realistic character when all the others are exaggerated would be difficult to do, and make the Boss stand out more than they do already.

>>154210583
>R* hates convertibles
>there's like a hundred convertibles and cars with roof removal options in the game

>>154149089
wtf why is the arth so small

So if I were retarded and wanted to play in chronological order

RDR+Undead Nightmare (UN is an alternate timeline before the ending... sort of?)
Vice City Stories
VC
SA
Liberty City Stories
GTA3
GTA5 prologue
Bully
GTA4+LaD+BoGT (All concurrent)
GTAO
GTA5

?

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>>154178694
Power Play.

>>154210583
No, fuck those window frames.

>>154211584
And another hundred cars you can't change the roof in LSC, so you're forced to spawn them until you get it. Also have to look out for dirty dashboards because fuck you.

>>154212105
I barely even consider GTAO canon at this point, it's such a ridiculous groundhog loop they've kept it in all the while adding new content that never once appears in SP. Making it set before GTA V was a mistake.

>>154212254
>Also have to look out for dirty dashboards
Autism

>>154178694
Every Bullet Counts was fun as fuck, but there wasn't enough variety. They needed to make some better interiors, but got lazy. Can't blame people for abandoning it since it offered very little replay value, but I enjoyed it while it lasted.

>>154212283
But it stars Lamar's friend Claude's (wife's) son :)

Clearly it's just some stupid shit but there are a couple little things that tie into GTA5 right?

I suppose if you were really autistic you could make the GTAO character one of the not-much-personality heist crew from GTAV

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>>154212405
>mfw finding a car with two drink cups

>>154212405
Yeah, caring about how your car looks is pretty autistic.

>>154212565
Yeah, like stealing the gas tanker for Lamar tied into a stupid throwaway line during SP. Overall there's very little connection and the decision was not only pointless, but at this point it's outright ridiculous. It's now been "a few months before GTA V" for almost three years.

>>154212771
Caring about coffee cups in the interior of your car that nobody is ever going to see is autistic, yes.

>>154212897
I see it. I couldn't care less about what other people see or don't.

>>154213261
>I see it.
And you're autistic for caring. Glad we cleared this up.

>>154213331
Yeah, sure. Keep modding your cars for others.

>>154212779
Ye, also dan house says 3d and hd are seperate but gta v fucked that pretty hard with all the returning gangs/grove street/og loc/lazlow in the flesh same lazlow as all other games/claude & misty interdimensional dna/

As for gtao ridicurousness remember when rockstar talked about adding new city maps in gtao when gtav first came out 3+ years ago LMAO

>It's a creator spams a bunch of those wall riding stunt props and you barely make it through in 4th place and have to watch the majority of players struggle to finish even half of it hoping to god enough people finish so the countdown timer starts race

>>154213516
Maybe you shouldn't have taken the RE-7B and the X80 to a stunt race.

>>154209290
>>154211472
>Saint's
Stop this.

>>154213714
Actually I was driving a Tyrus.

>>154212283
Plot of GTAO goes like this.
Meet Lamar online through dating or some shit
Fly to LS
Get a gun from Lamar since they take your weapons away on airplanes
Go run some jobs for him and Gerald
Get Meth'd Up from Gerald and do it
Doing Meth'd Up pisses off Trevor and has him contact you
Doing jobs for Trevor gets Lamar to take an interest in you
Help bust out Gustavo Mota in Bust Out so he can become a heist crewmember in singleplayer
Start doing heists for Lester & co.
Become a big enough of an asshole that you leave the little homies behind

>>154213893
Goddaman it, /qst/ is a dangerous thing

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>Used a Tampa Drift on an offroad track

I raged and hurt myself.
If clown shoes were a car, it'd be the Tampa Drift.

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>>154217215

>>154217672
>it's a meme monitor webm
Don't even have to click on that shit to know it's boring.

Honest question here.

Why did money trucks get removed and dumb shit like gang attacks stay? Gang attacks are honestly the most annoying features in gta online.

>>154220771
>Gang attacks are honestly the most annoying features in gta online.
That's why.

>>154220771
money trucks were removed because people were using menus to drop the money bags from the trucks. That's why in the past people would drop bags all over people.

>>154220827
>go to the airport to grab a plane
>"GANG ATTACK STARTED"
>30 red blips appear and start shooting your plane

who doesn't absolutely love this feature? Who wouldn't want to spend 5 minutes killing a mission's worth of NPCs just to get like 1000 bucks, which probably wont even cover the ammo you used?

>>154221968
Just drive away from it once it starts.

>>154220771
I think the old free roam events like the Simian's vehicle, money trucks, and crate drops were replaced with some of the newer ones, like Gerald's vehicle and Trevor's planes and Lester's distract mission, which were superseded by the current purple icon free roam events.

>>154222080
Well yeah that's what I do, but not before my plane takes about 100 rounds

>creating free roam activities that not only encourage shitters but reward them for being shitters

I want to know which clueless suit in which random board meeting decided this was a good idea.

>>154222771
I think it is because shitter tools cost a lot of money. Pegasus vehicles are expensive, explosives are too.If people need money, they can always get a shark card.
I wish the prices in Online weren't so inflated.

>>154222578
Drive away in your car, dingus.

> radio station exclusive to the disc version of Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City
What kind of dipshit thinks these things are a good idea

>>154223127
No biggie, IV stations were garbage.

>>154222918
well that philosophy falls on it's ass in practice because all the biggest shitters in this game-including some gtag guys-hacked to get all of their money so they don't need to actually do anything in the game in order to make money. Therefore, the cheaters that don't need money get to fuck with people that didn't cheat and actually have to do shit like crates in order to make money. Why do you think we have so many people in this clan that spend 100% of their time in freemode killing randos? It's because they don't need to make money so they can spend all their time being assholes.

At the end of the day, you have a system that gives cheaters even more options to grief, and leaves the legit players at their mercy while they escort paper trucks that move at 25 mph

>>154223115
you don't seem to be grasping the point. It takes a while to take off in a plane. It's impossible to get a plane from the airport without triggering the gang attack. Obviously if you're driving away in a car it's no biggie, but if you want a plane you have to deal with it, which means taking a beating and flying out of there, killing everyone, or doing the incredibly tedious task of driving into the area, driving away, and then coming back just to get your plane. I don't see how some shitty 2000 dollar reward is worth this hassle.

>>154223474
>Drive into gang attack
>It triggers
>Drive away
>It disappears
Was that really so hard to grasp? Do you have the retardation, son?

>>154223572
wanna know how I know you didn't read my post?
>or doing the incredibly tedious task of driving into the area, driving away, and then coming back just to get your plane. I don't see how some shitty 2000 dollar reward is worth this hassle.

>>154223608
Wanna know how I know you're a spastic ADHD riddled child? That you think 20 seconds is a tedious task.

>>154223835
wanna know how I know you're completely missing the point? Because I'm not complaining that there isn't a way to get around this hassle, I'm merely offering the completely legitimate criticism that the gang attacks are completely pointless in the first place and don't need to exist if the payoff is only 2000 dollars and all they do is create an extra hassle.

You're the worst type of 4chan poster btw, your "type," the kind of guy that refuses to acknowledge anyone's criticism and thinks that because there's a loophole that the system is justified.

>>154224068
Go take a nap, you're getting cranky.

>>154224240
Well that's about the closest I'm gonna get to a "you're right" from your type, so have a nice day I guess.

Gang attacks would be kinda fun if they paid better and gave decent RP

It's just a worthless waste of time

Would also be cool if you got some sort of special prize for doing one. Like special vehicles you could use.

>>154224330
As long as you believe it, champ.

>>154224371
Well considering I'm not as smart as you, I actually need evidence to persuade me before I change my opinion, so I guess I have no choice but to stick with my guns until I'm convinced.

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Can't you just set Gang Attacks to "Hide" in the Hide Options?

>>154223127
Licenses expire so the only ones left with the music are the old disc versions that cannot be updated automatically.

>>154224948
NOPE!

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So can you get banned for using a trainer in singleplayer? Haven't played in a while but I heard there were some people that got banned for this.
Also what's the best trainer? Last one I used was Niggermenu

>>154150798
i did series a all the way in first-person one time because the host was weird. never again

>>154226027
You can get banned if you have single player mods and go online

>>154226387
>five vehicle shootout missions in first person

Jesus christ

>>154226387
>>154227587
>Can't even look all the way back when you're hanging off the garbage truck

Do you guys use iron sights when playing in first person?

>>154227660
>>154227587
I want FPS mode to be an option in all future GTA games, but I also want them to improve on it.

Every issue I have playing GTA in FP I never had while playing Far Cry.

>>154227759
Yup.

>>154226387
There's a 1mil bonus for doing all the heists in first person lock.

>>154227660
you can't even look directly behind you in a regular car. In third person you have full a full 360 degree FOV to shoot in, whereas FPS mode has a blind spot directly behind you, which happens to be where enemy cops like to stay

>>154227935
I wouldn't do it for 10.

>>154224369
Another thing is you don't even get anything for doing all of them. Not even some kind of shirt

>>154226027
nigger just duplicate your files before you mod stuff

Is there any menu working right now? I'm tired of grinding and want to get to level 100, don't really care about the money
alternatively what's the best way to exp right now?

>>154232968
Yeah, the kill yourself menu

>>154233286
might aswell do that since I'm 150 hours in and still not even fucking near rank 100

>>154232968
Best way to get RP is doing crates and VIP work with a CEO for hours. Best menu is Authority menyoo.

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postan more tropos

Is there any way to straight up sell a property yet? A few months ago I accidentally bought a big apartment without replacing my previous dinky shack with it, and I hate having some cars here and some cars there as well as the dinky shack.

>>154234453
Thanks
Too bad like all the times I end up getting a way to cheat and make things easier I end up not using them because muh morals, if things changes I'll probably use that in the time being I'll just grind Pacific standard to become a CEO

>>154235264
Keep ricer paint jobs to ricer mobiles.

>>154235495
Authority costs 10 bucks, and it is not nearly as good as menyoo was. Just use it for cars, clothes, and other fun things, not being a prick.

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>>154235623
it doesn't even have a pearlescent, anon

>>154235739
Does it have vehicle body parts and hidden paint jobs?

>>154235739
>10 bucks
whew, considering that If I change my mind I would just like, install get to 100 and uninstall, that's a bit a turn off, paying for cheating that is

>>154235931
You can upgrade cars, and I am pretty sure you can change the colors and extras and stuff.
I only used it for clothes, so I don't know.
>>154235969
You spend your money the way you want.

>>154236065
Hidden colors as in MP100 (Pure Gold pearlescent), Worn Dark Red, etc. I've tried many PC menus since release and none of them had it for whatever reason. This was commonplace in deadgen.

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alright, that is enough tropos
don't want to ruin the car for myself

>>154236329
Is there anything more despicable than filtered screenshots?

>>154236492
yeah, when a woman's face is in the lower lefthand corner of the shot so she needs to add even more filters to cover up her imperfections

>run pacistan with some gtag
>die once from a terminator cop
>host and his friend die repeatedly from getting crushed under cars and other stupid shit
>blames me and kicks

>>154236329
S L O W

>>154237786
git gud

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does anybody do pacistan like it's suppost to be done or is everybody just about that karuma money exploit?

I've done the heist a few times now and I've never done it on the bikes

how does the Tropos do against the Omnis? I just love the sound of the Omnis so much

>>154237786
>help gtag do pacstan
>0/50/25/25, shitstain friend gets the bigger cut
>carry everyone and get the full payout
>shitstain friend kills everyone on the way out and leaves
>shitstain friend is IGN
Every time.

>>154237953
Not many people know about throttling and misleading cop cars ahead of you. Even less people know that shooting or hitting the cops make them more aggressive and have better aim against everyone.

>>154237953
People tend to do Pac Stan for money, not fun; using a karuma results in more money.
I've done some bike runs with gtag and they're pretty rough.

>>154238337
>Literally just don't shoot cops and you won't lose any money
How hard is this for people to understand?

>le epik tug boat
Is there anything more boring than this?

If you're a circlejerker don't bother replying

>>154238718
Riding the train.

>>154238718

It's fun if you have guards with missiles/heavy snipers and someone else in a boat or heli is harassing you.

>>154238758
I'd say they're about equal

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would tbqh

>>154240154
>pig faced tub of lard
>tbqh
Opinion disregarded

>>154240154

if she shares her donuts and throws in some beer yes

>>154238085

Tropos is slower than the Omnis but accelerates more sharply

>>154240154
Looks like a thinner catower

>>154241528
#SHOTSFIRED

>>154241528

Is catower a legit tranny? He/she/xhe/zhe sounds like a dude putting on a female voice.

>>154243285
>sounds like a dude putting on a female voice.
So sounds like a tranny

>>154243285
I'm a legit tranny and she doesn't sound like a legit tranny to me; I know what to listen for too.

Why do you care though? Does their presence threaten you?

>>154212254

I miss my topless casco, fucking R* removing it for literally no reason.

>>154243719
Projecting like a woman won't get you anywhere.

>>154243867
... And?

>>154219049

>being this deep in poverty
>not moving on to 21:9 master race

1920 x 1080 is the new 1680x1050 there rodrigo tyrone.

>>154243974
>60 hz
>master race

>>154243918
Just a tip. You trannies seem to pick up the worst aspects of women behavior yet miss the important ones.

>>154243974
Have fun with all that support.

Oh wait.

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What am I in for

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>>154245697

>>154245697
A boring single player experience and a cheater filled online experience

>>154245697
Grand Theft Auto V it looks like

>>154245697
Lots and lots of opinions.

>>154243974
>4K monitor
>Can use meme aspect ratio whenever I want

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>>154243719
>she

>>154246591
>tfw 16:10 is the perfect aspect ratio that mixes the support for entertainment of 16:9 with the workplace usability of 4:3
>nobody uses 16:10 anymore
:^(